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A lot of wasps?
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Didnt know the lawmaker liked honey so much.
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Arvid! Arvid! Dont go in there!
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Ill sacrifice my self, its for the best.
The sight might traumatize you for life!
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Or maybe it isnt traumatic at all.
I have never been there before.
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What i Hela has happened here?
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Lawmaker?
Lawmaker!
What i Hela has happened here?
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Lawmaker?
Lawmaker!
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Lawmaker!
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I dont know his name.
We always called him the lawmaker.
Why are you here?
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He was like a guy that was a lot in the village a grew up, for me.
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It is important to be here now.
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-Lawmaker?
-Coward ...
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-Cow...
-Viking.
We know what it is.
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-Niii...
-Viiiking.
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-Something has stated looping here.
-He is saying coward.
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-No.
-It was Orm ...
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Yes.
I just did it.
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So you wont have to carry the burden of a mercy killing.
Took one for the team.
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It will haunt me, but it has freed him from the pain.
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The heavens have gained a new star.
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Wait, wait, wait, it looks like he was gripping something with his hands.
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-I wonder what was so important ...
-Ill take those.
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De he write something?
Any last words?
The lawmakers word was law.
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"Today will be an exciting day."
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"I will release a swarm of wasps" -
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- "to see if I am still allergic."
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Wow, thats a strange choice from someone that allergic.
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People are different.
Some like to challenge themselves.
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"If something happens to me, I command that the new lawmker in Norheim"-
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- "shall be a man of superior intellectual capacity."
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-"Rufus of Rome." -What?
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Wow ...
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"I realize I have done wrong by Orm."
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Right?
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"My last command is that Orm shall be released from slavery."
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-Lord Thor, this is ridiculous.
-Dont mock his corpse.
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It is his last words.
His word is law.
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-Yes, unfortunately.
-It says something more?
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"Orm shall be included in all social events."
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Yes, Arvid, Frøya, Ragnar.
It looks like the tables have turned again.
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-Tables have tuned
-Yes.
Or not exactly.
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The tables have twisted a bit.
Anyways, I am a free man.
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And that means, Frøya, that we are married again.
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-Forget it.
-Rufus, you are the new lawmaker.
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-Your word is now law.
-Thank you.
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I will have to read up a bit, so I can make a ruling based on sources of law.
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-You came just in time for dinner.
-We are just collecting our stuff.
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And to say we are superior people, and you are still sub humans.
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I have become a free man, and Rufus the new lawmaker.
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-Impressive!
Congratulations.
-Cease your hand! Your nasty hand.
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-Is it called "cease your hand"?
-Yes.
And friendship is unacceptable.
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I am currently the most powerful man in the village.
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I will soon become chieftan, and then Rufus will sail our ship to Rome ...
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You dont talk about our secret plans to Odin and everyone.
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I just got carried away.
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Orm will not become chieftan.
We have an excellent chieftan in Arvid.
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We have no plans to topple him.
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We express with this our full trust to Arvid.
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-Thats okay.
-Yes.
Okay.
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But dont think I have forgotten how you excluded me.
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Winter is coming for you three.
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Or "winter is arriving" ....?
No, winter is coming.
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Winter is coming.
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Then the time has come to formally appoint our new lawmaker.
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-Any questions?
-Am I the only one who thinks its weird?
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That the lawmaker writes down his last wishes and dies right after?
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Its like its taken out of a crime rune stick.
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That would have been a boring crime rune stick.
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It is completely normal.
Ordinary.
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No it isnt, Orm.
I find it very suspicious.
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It was Odins plan.
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And girl, it would have been more classy of you to be happy for us, -
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- instead of hanging on to the past
It doesnt suit you.
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Litle friend, you could have been attractive, without your fascination for the immediate past.
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And figuring stuff out, setting question runes.
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Now you are just throwing everything away.
Sad to see.
Sad to see.
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-Okay.
-No wonder you are singel.
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No one wants to be with a snoop.
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Dear ...
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Yes.
Someone had to say it.
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The lawmakers hat is a big hat to fill. -
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- so I hope you will bear it with dignity.
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Hereby I declare Rufus as Norheims new lawmaker.
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Thank you.
My first action as lawmaker,-
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- is making the lawmakers hat optional to wear.
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Especially a hat that is so full of lice and vermin as this one.
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The old lawmaker will get a funeral worthy his rank.
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The most important part is that we send our most treasured belongings with him to Valhalla.
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Give until it hurts.
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In Vestfold they have begun to bury nobility on ships.
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They bury whole ships with lots of nice stuff inside.
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The ship is the most valuable thing we have.
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But you will also be held back as a viking without a ship.
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Yes, it would suck for all of us, but we were supposed to give until it hurt.
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-Maybe we have to?
-The ship will not be buried.
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It is reserved for elite funerals.
Chieftans and artists.
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Rufus.
Good call about the ship.
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It would have been stressful to build a new one.
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Yes, it was the right and smart decision.
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I hope the lawmaker was right about you.
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We have had our disagreements, but we will have to make the best of things.
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I agree.
We will make the best out of this.
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Good.
I have a good feeling about you.
You and me can become a good team.
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The thing about me ...
My body is a rune stick, my tattoos are a my saga.
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Cool.
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As i said: A man with tattoos has an interesting story.
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Every one has got a tattoo now.
Doe everyone have an interesting story then?
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Yes, the thing about me is that I am a a canvas of experiences, -
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- my history is carved with lines, shadows, -
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- you can see them on my arms, shoulders, back, stomach, legs ....
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What is the story behind those lines?
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They are a tribute to the women I have had.
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-But its so many.
-Its getting there.
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But that has to be about every women within a miles circumference,
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-You have been hard at work.
-It isnt only physical penetration.
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Two of them are physical, the rest of them are fantasy penetrations.
By my self.
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One line for every time you have pulled your hand trolley?
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No, only the wanks I remember.
So I can look back with fondness.
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Little sides to the saga of Ragnar.
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-Ok.
Cool.
-I know.
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Really good.
Tattoos show you are an interesting person.
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Well, the other guys said i needed some more inc.
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Frøya and me on the battleground.
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Do you have a picture of Frøya on your back while you are married to Liv?
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Yes.
Its gonna be me and Frøya forever no matter what.
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-You think so?
-Yes.
Some things you just know.
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-Anything special?
-Well. Rufus and Orm came by.
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-And they were pretty full of themselves.
-Yes, Rufus has become the lawmaker.
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But Orm talked about him becoming chieftan and stuff.
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I think they are up to something
Not to stress you out, but I am worried.
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But nine out of then worries are unfounded.
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You have to try not to bury yourself in worries.
Its something about that.
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But thank you for telling me.
I just have to say:
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You are the best sub human I have ever owned.
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-I really mean it.
-That was unexpected.
Thank you very much.
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- See you in the funeral.
-Talk to you later.
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Oh, damn Loke ....
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-Dog?
What are you doing here?
-I come to pay tribute.
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-Pay tribute?
Do people say that?
-I think so.
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Jarl Varg sends his condolences...
Condolences?
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-Condolences.
-Sorry, that came across a bit stiff.
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Its so hard with funerals.
What is the right thing to say?
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Is it allowed to smile when you meet someone you know?
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There is no blueprint
The most important part is showing up.
So thank you.
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It is mostly coins, but some gravel in the bottom, so it feels heavy.
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It looks like the first domino has fallen.
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Domino?
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You shouldt be surprised if the Arvid-domino is next.
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Arvid-domino?
What is domino?
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Domino is a game that Varg got from a businessman -
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- from a place long from here.
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If you place the dominoes after one another, you can set in motion a chain reaction.
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Then the pieces fall one by one.
I was supposed to tell you.
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I am supposed to know what a chain reaction is?
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I only know what I was told to say.
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Now it us up to you to interpret as you wish.
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I just dont know what I am supposed to interpret.
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I am just the messenger.
That was what Varg wanted me to say.
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But, you understand the essence?
Is it a threat, or what?
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It probably is a threat.
Of that I am pretty sure.
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How is it, are we going to meet somewhere later?
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Are there any food or snacks?
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We will hold a memorial later.
For the closest friends and family.
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I was going anyways.
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Its getting late.
Yeah, see you later.
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O great Odin, please take care of the lawmaker in Valhalla.
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Dig
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Just a quick suggestion?
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We should send some slaves with him as well?
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-What do you mean?
-He needs slaves for the journey.
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A very good suggestions.
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I think we need all three.
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Then there is no one left to dig the heap.
Kark will have to dig.
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You two then.
No whining!
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It is an honor to be buried with superior humans.
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Yes, yes ....
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-Can I eat some of the fruit?
-Off course not.
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That is human food the lawmaker will bring with him to Valhalla.
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Kark! Dig.
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Good luck in Helheim.
I doubt Valhalla has a place for people who freeze people out.
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We dont believe in Valhalla or Helheim, so I think this is misguided.
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I am a christian.
We dont believe in Valhalla or Helheim, so I think this is misguided.
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I am a christian.
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I believe in Jesus from Nazareth.
This doesnt make sense.
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You will jus have to handle it.
Sit! Stay!
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This goes against my self preservation to just let you bury me.
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Well, thats how it is.
Enough about that.
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But, hell
Kark - smack hand.
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Smack hand!
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Allow me.
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Yes.
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Well, well, well.
Kark.
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The tree of hurt bears bitter fruits.
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What?
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I am not a man to exclude from the party.
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You missed one social gathering,
And now you do this.
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-Its my friends that are laying there.
-You would rather drink with them.
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I said I was sorry.
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It is a new time now, and it will not be easy being Kark.
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It isnt especially easy being Kark now.
I am completely depleted.
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I am 18 years old but look like I am well over 40.
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Anyways, now we will have funeral beers, and you are not invited.
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Or, we might need you to serve the drunks, so ....
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See you there.
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The body contains so much exciting stuff.
Lots.
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My latest discovery is a walnut sized gland in the end there, -
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- an extremely erogenous zone that gives you please de luxe ...
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Rufus.
We were talking about.
How you gotten the time to check the rules about ...
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-The law sources.
-About marriage?
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If one of the spouses is a coward, does it still count?
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That stuff...
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It is this way, that after the coward is forgives, the marriage still stands.
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How nice, Frøya.
I will creep into your arms tonight.
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-No, you wont.
-But, then you will have to cut your hair short!
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Preferably you shear it all off.
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Frøya ...
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Frøya, we will fix this.
There has to be a solution.
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-I cant be married to Orm! - I understand.
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-But, thats the rules.
-We have to be able to do something.
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I believe everything will sort it self out once we get to the Meet.
Everything will be fine.
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-Why do you think so?
-Good things happen to good people.
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And we are good.
Us two.
-Why do you think so?
-Good things happen to good people.
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And we are good.
Us two.
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-We are??
-We are.
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Hi, hi.
Quite the crowd.
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It stops here, Arvid.
You heard me.
It stops here.
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No more "protection money".
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Well, yes we need it.
Or you arent protected anymore.
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What you see here, Arvid, is a farmers army.
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You are witness to a grassroot rebellion.
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The rebellion will spread.
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And we are done, there will be a new world order.
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The people will decide, not an elite who takes advantage of the weak.
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The time is now for a new governance.
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We demand majority decisions in elected government bodies.
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That sounds solid.
What are you saying?
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Fantastic.
I have been looking forward to this.
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I think we should give the thing to Eigil.
I think he deserves it now.
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But, where did I put it?
I just have to think ....
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-You didnt pack it in your saddle?
-Well, yes. Thats possible.
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Here it is!
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Here it is.
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Is it a fist?
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Or ....
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Is a symbol for the peoples power?
Or ....
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Is a symbol for the peoples power?
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Straight in the gut.
I cant breathe!
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-Ow, ow! -Yes, yes, yes.
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Do we agree the farmers rebellion is over?
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-Absolutely.
-You underestimate the warrior trade -
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- if you think you can just decide to become warriors.
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Yes ...
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Sorry we took so much, but we need extras for the moot.
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-Great.
Talk to you later.
-Talk to you later
Sorry we took so much, but we need extras for the moot.
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-Great.
Talk to you later.
-Talk to you later
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Talk to you later, Arvid.
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We will talk again before you know it.
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