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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,015 (man laughs) 2 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,679 (singsongy): See, see, see, see, see, see, saw. 3 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,223 Meenie, meenie, meenie, meenie, my, my, my. 4 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,142 (laughs) 5 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,981 : Hey. hey 4' 6 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,241 -x Do not a' -kcat meowing) 7 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,698 ♪ 0h, oh. A" 8 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,205 -(meowing continues) - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 9 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,207 Un gatito albino. 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,837 Gatito hermosa. My little angel pussy. 11 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,551 Nobody? Anybody? 12 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,350 - Yeah. Come on. -(meows, purrs) 13 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,682 J* Wrapped around each other ♪ 14 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,348 I'll give you something... 15 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:41,485 J* Trying so hard to stay warm ♪ 16 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:46,274 ♪ That first cold winter together ♪ 17 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,068 ♪ Lying 'm each othefs arms... a" 18 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,656 MAN: Moondoggy! 19 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,071 (crowd cheers) 20 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,080 The best part of the city 21 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,367 -of Key West, Florida. - MAN IN CROWD: Moondog! 22 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,081 J* Falling in love J" 23 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,836 ♪ So desperately J* 24 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,629 ♪ Honey, l was your hero ♪ 25 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,385 ♪ You were my leading lady ♪ 26 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,799 (whooping) 27 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,638 J* We had it all J* 28 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,723 ♪ 0oh, 0oh! a' 29 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,934 ♪ Just like Bogie and Bacall J* 30 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,520 (crowd cheering) 31 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,106 It's Moondoggy! 32 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:28,115 The most prolific poet in Key West, Florida. 33 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,776 To help me out, I'm gonna throw a few fresh lines on you, 34 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,240 a little poem I'm working on right now. 35 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,951 (man whoops) 36 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,331 Last night... 37 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,083 WOMAN: Come on, Moondog! 38 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,959 MOONDOG: ...when l went to bed in a van, 39 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,872 l was... l was thinking about you. 40 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,790 L was thinking about you. 41 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,126 And l got up about 4:00 a.m., 42 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,547 and l had to take a piss, as guys do, 43 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,306 and l looked down at my dick... 44 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,308 -(crowd lauêlhmg) -(cat meowing) 45 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,266 ...and l had such affection in my heart when l did. 46 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,186 Knowing that it had been 47 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,443 inside you twice today... 48 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,229 (Iaughter, whistling, whooping) 49 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,577 ...made me feel beautiful. 50 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,533 -(cheers and applause) - MAN: Moondog! 51 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,913 That's what l got. 52 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,200 Have a great night. Chase the moon. 53 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,538 (blows) 54 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,291 ("A Pirate Looks at Forty" by Jimmy Buffet playing) 55 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,682 ♪ Mother, mother ocean a' 56 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,014 J* l have heard you call ♪ 57 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,849 Hey. 58 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,730 J* Wanted to sail upon your waters J* 59 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:43,890 (women Iaughing) 60 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,186 ♪ Since l was three feet tall J* 61 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,821 - J* You've seen it all ♪ -(bell ringing) 62 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,029 - Oh! Fish on! - J* You've seen it all ♪ 63 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,910 (laughter) 64 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,412 Moondog is gonna go get dinner. 65 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,039 ♪ Yes, l am a pirate... J* 66 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,198 (Qrunts) 67 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,584 - Moby Dick, Iadies. - Whoo! Moondog! 68 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,914 Gonna need a bigger boat! 69 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,922 (grunting) 70 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,673 “aushxerx Nes! 71 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,209 (cheering) 72 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,048 Don't you laugh. 73 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,632 They don't even make these anymore. 74 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,672 (Iaughter, indistinct chatter) 75 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,682 ♪ Arriving too Iate ♪ 76 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,602 ♪ I've done a bit of smuggling ♪ 77 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,609 J* And I've run my share of grass... J* 78 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,236 I'm looking for something a little more earthbound. 79 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,023 Big-breasted, no scars, 80 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,237 -just like you. - No scars. Natural breasts. 81 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,494 - Just like you. Just like you. - Natural breasts. 82 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,326 You won't have me unless l put a ring on it. 83 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,365 ♪ Never meant to last J* 84 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,249 J* And I've been drunk now for over two weeks ♪ 85 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,044 ♪ l passed out and l rallied and l sprung a few Ieaks J* 86 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,428 J* But l got to stop wishing J* 87 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,260 - J* Got to go fishing ♪ -(Moondog Iaughing) 88 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,345 ♪ I'm down to rock bottom again J* 89 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,225 ♪ Just a few friends... a' 90 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,012 Before l accept whatever award it is they're giving me today, 91 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,898 l just want to start off with a little bit of poetic foreplay. 92 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,401 L wrote this in the wilds of Kentucky. 93 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,358 L didn't have peach fuzz over my pecker at the time. 94 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,524 L was surrounded by inbreds, rednecks, 95 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,193 juveniles, limp-dicks and all that times 14. 96 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,364 It's a little poem l wrote that l always like to read first 97 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,406 because it takes me back 98 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,918 -to such a pure place. -(crowd whooping, shouting) 99 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:30,297 -0kay. Check this out. - MAN: Moondog! 100 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:34,051 One day, l will swallow up the world. 101 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,179 (laughs) 102 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,682 And when l do, l hope you all perish violently. 103 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,309 104 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,894 Thank you. How about another one for Mr. Jimmy Buffet right here? 105 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,980 - Kcheerinm -kwhoopingW 106 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,860 (howls) 107 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,857 Hey; 108 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,368 ♪ l go for younger women ♪ 109 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,952 J” Lived with several a while J” 110 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,117 ♪ Though l ran them away ♪ 111 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,785 J* They'd come back one day... J* 112 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,204 (laughing) 113 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,873 ♪ Still could manage to smile... ♪ 114 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,008 Hey, hey, hey, what's shaking, little ginger goat? 115 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,386 - WOMAN: l miss you. - Oh, l miss you, too, sweetie. 116 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,343 Well, it's boring here without you. 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,428 L know, right? l can only imagine. 118 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,593 Well, l need you back here in Miami. 119 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,386 L need my husband. 120 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,601 Eh, civilization. 121 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,357 Come on, and l need help with the wedding. 122 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,109 Wha... l mean, do you really? 123 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,441 Heather and l need you to come back home. 124 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,731 Ah, you know my home is down here in the Keys 125 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,944 with all the burnouts, sweetie. 126 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,404 I'm a bottom-feeder. 127 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,286 L got to go low to get high. You know that. 128 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,415 No, it's here, and we have so many friends and guests coming. 129 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,792 No,yourfHends. No, l don't have any friends. 130 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,452 Yes, you do. 131 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,291 Well, at least they pretend to be your friends. 132 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,673 You know what? 'Rie just popped over. 133 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,083 LINGERIE: Moondog, what it do? 134 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,797 Oh, is that the Linger' one and only? 135 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,211 Man, you already knew it, man. 136 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,970 L just stopped by to drop off some roses 137 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,597 to your lovely wife, man. 138 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:03,848 Keep it pushing. You know what I'm talking about? 139 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,384 But l wish you could see Heather. 140 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,268 Oh, my goodness. She's just glowing 141 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,681 -and so happy about the wedding, baby. -"Glowing"? 142 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,440 Why is she glowing? 143 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,397 It's because she's so in love. 144 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,608 Oh, shit. You scared me for a minute. 145 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,398 Wait, what does she know about love, anyway? 146 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,612 She's 16 years old. She doesn't know what love is. 147 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,323 She's too young to get married. 148 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,862 MINNIE: She's 22, Moondog. 149 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,122 Ah, 22, whatever. 150 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,374 L mean, besides, she's marrying such a Iimp-dick. 151 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,159 Yeah, you're probably right. 152 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,421 - Bye, boo-boo. l love you. - Bye, Minnie-boo. Linger'. 153 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,084 LINGERIE: Moondog, until we meet again. Bad moon rising. 154 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,546 (cat purring) 155 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,014 (groaning) 156 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,594 157 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:52,394 Come here. Love you, love you. 158 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,142 Gatito. 159 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,063 (purring) 160 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,153 ♪ You know l need your love ♪ 161 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,194 ♪ You've got that hold over me ♪ 162 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,868 ♪ Long as I've got your love J* 163 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,158 J* You know that I'll never leave J* 164 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,201 (Iaughter, indistinct chatter) 165 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,497 J* When l wanted you to share my life ♪ 166 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,757 ♪ l had no doubt in my mind J* 167 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,463 MAN: Where's my wine? 168 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,252 ♪ And it's been you, woman... J* 169 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,546 (tuba playing) 170 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,469 -(tuba plays discordant note) -(woman squeals) 171 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,808 (laughter, crowd chattering) 172 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,310 (creaking) 173 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,366 (Qroans) 174 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,494 -(meows) -(Moondog Iaughing) 175 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,331 Hey, hey! hey' 176 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,211 Moondog, buenos dias. 177 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,498 (speaking Spanish) 178 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,261 (ship's horn blowing) 179 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,481 (kisses) Poor baby. 180 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,687 L know. 181 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,820 L think it's time to go home. 182 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,901 (snorts) 183 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,565 (Speaks Spanish) 184 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,447 185 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,090 (laughing) 186 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,143 - MOONDOG: Hey! -l missed you, my love. 187 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:01,105 Oh, yeah. One more time, baby. 188 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,860 (laughs) 189 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,656 (Moondog shouts) 190 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,566 Did you miss me? 191 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,952 -(grunting): l got it. l got it. - Oh, honey. 192 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,578 'Qot it. l... (grunts) 193 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,706 (kissing) 194 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,460 Oh. Oh, look at you. 195 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,336 No, you've been gone too long. 196 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,589 - Look at you. - You have to woo me. 197 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,966 Woo, woo, doo, doo, did you miss me? 198 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,508 (piano playing classical tune) 199 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,614 Good. 200 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,622 L forgot how rich we were. (chuckles) 201 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,499 Yeah, you did forget, Moondog. 202 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,328 MINNIE: Mm. 203 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,588 L missed all ten of you. 204 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,890 - Mmm. (slurping) - Mm. 205 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,142 - Oh, that's so good. Oh, God. -(Moondog grunting) 206 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,474 You're never gonna write that new book, honey. Oh! 207 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,605 (muffled): I'm having Iunch with my agent today. 208 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,811 - Oh, God. -We'Il be going over the new book. 209 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,022 - It's not written yet. - Of course not. 210 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,312 -(moaning) -l think this is gonna be a good one, baby. 211 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,855 (both laugh) 212 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,740 MINNIE: Well, make sure it doesn't take too long. 213 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,616 L want everything to go perfectly 214 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,618 for Heather's wedding today. 215 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,450 - I'm so fucking on time. - Uh-uh. 216 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,160 I'm the last guy you got to worry about. 217 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,700 - No. Sweetie, seriously. - Mm. Mm? 218 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,709 You cannot be Iate. Okay? 219 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,087 Because you just can't. 220 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,794 - Okay. - I'm not gonna be Iate, sweetie. 221 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,708 L forgot to tell you that, uh, l invited 222 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,093 -your mother to the wedding. - Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,299 (moans) Oh, and... 224 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,055 and Heather's not wearing the white dress. 225 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,682 She's gone with the oyster one with the pearls. 226 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,139 - Oh, sh... Oh. -(Moondog muttering) 227 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,054 Oh, you can go, Akiko. 228 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,597 - AKIKO: Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, that's right-right... 229 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,016 Right there, honey. 230 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,810 (moaning, shouting) Oh, Moondog. 231 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,525 It's so nice of 'Rie to let us have the wedding at his place. 232 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,405 He's really pulled out all the stops. 233 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,736 The Lingerie Doggy Dogg. 234 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,072 He got ordained just for the event. 235 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,986 Dearly beloved... 236 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,746 No, l wouldn't say that shit like that. 237 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,953 Players and playettes. 238 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:26,713 Today, we have this man coming for this woman. 239 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,249 Bitch, now, you know you're too young to be married, right? 240 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,463 You got a lot of living to do, baby. 241 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,718 Ain't nobody even made 242 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,096 your little pink tweeter squirt yet, huh? 243 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,381 You need to settle down somewhere 244 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,140 and run for the motherfucking hills. 245 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,723 Shit, l got sidetracked for a minute. 246 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,472 Fuck! 247 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,390 You know, it breaks my heart, Moondog. 248 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,731 It breaks my heart 'cause you a motherfucking has-been, boy. 249 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,317 (Iaughs) Whatever the fuck that is. ls that a bad thing? 250 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,356 Goddamn, it's a bad thing, Moondog. 251 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,400 As you're forever aging, l feel obliged 252 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,443 to be truthful with you at all times. 253 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,204 - Hey, you're a shitty agent. -lt's sad, Moondog. 254 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,787 You used to be a motherfucking ATM for me, boy. 255 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,749 You have pissed away your talent on women and booze 256 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,754 and total excess. 257 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,961 Now you're talking. Yeah, all those things, 258 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,422 that's what feeds the juices up here in my noggin, man. 259 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,836 Through my Ioins, up the autobahn. 260 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,550 My spirit and mind, man. 261 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,136 I-I'm... I'm moist right now. I'm lubricated. 262 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,767 Yeah, but you the fastest horse in my stable, boy. 263 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 You think l want to take a motherfucking shotgun, 264 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,722 put it in your mouth, blow your brains 265 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,390 all over my nice motherfucking clothes? 266 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,810 That's the fucking Lewis I'm talking about. 267 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,603 You think l want to do that? 268 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,988 You was a revolutionary writer. 269 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,275 You were a radical. 270 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,614 Your words meant something to people. 271 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,824 Either way, it's a good thing I'm rich, Lewis. 272 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,660 Especially since I'm well hung. 273 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,415 You ain't rich, Moondog. 274 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,201 Your wife's rich. 275 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,494 That's true. 276 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,583 And it's been a while since l had you in there, 277 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,917 but you ain't well hung, boy! 278 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,128 - Get in there. Get in there. - You ain't well hung! 279 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,339 - Get in there. Come on. -l mean, goddamn. God... 280 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,470 San Francisco standoff, baby? 281 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,803 -(grunting): oh¡ -(laughs) 282 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,808 l read in The Pelican today Heather's getting married. 283 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,219 It's a big day. 284 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,604 Yeah. This afternoon, handing her off. 285 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,980 Well, congratulations. 286 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,687 And you know what? l worked through it. 287 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,601 And I'm not even upset even a little bit 288 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,815 that l was not included in the ceremonies. 289 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,605 Oh, you thought you'd be included? 290 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,740 No, well, I-I... like l said, 291 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,324 I-I'm busy anyway, so like l said, I'm-I'm not offended. 292 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,114 And-and l just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do, uh... 293 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,329 294 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,745 Oh, when you walked in on her, saw that... 295 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,754 -l didn't know she was changing. - She said you stayed 296 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,256 a little longer than a few seconds. 297 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,336 -(Iaughs) - Well... 298 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,502 l used to mix signals back then. 299 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,840 - Hey, man. -lt was a... it-it was a confusing time. 300 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,801 L would misread things often, and... 301 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,466 Whatever raises your skirt, man. lt never bothered me. 302 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,102 Well, I'm busy regardless, so I-l could not attend 303 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,763 even if you... (clears throat) if people had a change of heart. 304 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,480 I-I'm-l'm-I'm... have other obligations. 305 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,315 - Sweet-ass, man. - Yeah. 306 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,150 Hey, here's your ball, man. Let's knock this fucker 307 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,030 -back on the fairway and get a good lie. -Yeah. 308 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,658 309 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,535 - MOONDOG: Name is? - Shardanne. 310 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,617 Now, how does that say "Shardanne" 311 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,490 all the way up the middle of your thigh? 312 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,205 You know what my horoscope said? 313 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,210 "Don't play with matches." 314 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,374 You don't have to, 'cause the fire's already lit, sweetie. 315 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,338 Little veils behind... 316 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,094 And you got a lot of great things going on all over 317 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,506 -your B-O-D-Y right now. - Mm. 318 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,720 - SHARDANNE: l got leopard. - Leopard? 319 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,852 - SHARDANNE: Yeah. -l've got Volcano orange. 320 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,640 (both laugh) 321 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,525 322 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,692 (indistinct chatter) 323 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,731 ♪ The mountain is high a" 324 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,867 J* The valley is low, and you're confused ♪ 325 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,994 SHARDANNE: Hove you. You're so crazy. 326 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,745 J* On which way to go ♪ 327 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,452 -(moaning, screaming) - J* So I've come here ♪ 328 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,457 ♪ To give you a hand ♪ 329 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,959 ♪ And lead you into... ♪ 330 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,293 Oh, what are you making back there, a salad? 331 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,206 ♪ Come on and take a free ride a' 332 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,592 - J“ Free ride ♪ -(squealing, whooping) 333 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,003 ♪ Come on and sit here by my side... A" 334 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,796 What are you making, a burger back there? 335 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,431 Com uaughs) 336 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,933 ♪ Free ride... a" 337 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,138 (Qrunting, squealing) 338 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,348 (bell chiming) 339 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,979 (laughter) 340 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,107 ♪ Who do you suppose ♪ 341 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,940 J* l really love... J* 342 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,354 (camera shutter clicking) 343 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,524 uma ringing) 344 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,942 MOONDOG (over phone): Hello? 345 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,951 - Moondog. Where are you? - Hey. 346 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,704 SHARDANNE: Yeah. Yeah. (moans) 347 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,206 MOONDOG: Oh, hey, hey, baby. Uh, right around the corner. 348 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,082 Finished up a little yoga class. 349 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,959 A little downward doggystyle. 350 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,370 MINNIE: You are gonna miss our daughter's wedding. 351 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,210 MOONDOG: No, lwouldn't miss it for the world. 352 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,466 Uh, look, I'm right around the corner, honey. 353 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,298 354 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,633 The limp-dick groom is melting down. 355 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,172 (Moondog laughs) 356 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,051 Okay, well, hurry up, please. 357 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,015 - L love you, baby. - You're stressing me. 358 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,101 - I'm on my way! -Okay, because the wedding is starting. 359 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,813 MINNIE: Lingerie? Let's hit it, baby. 360 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,444 Love between a boy and a girl can be so wonderful. 361 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,446 Especially when it's a girl that I've known 362 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,027 ever since she was born. 363 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,159 - CROWD: Aw. - Heather, you know l love you 364 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,990 and l love your family, and I'm so happy 365 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529 to see you get married today. 366 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,538 To him. 367 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 And you got to be ready to take on everything 368 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,708 that she stands for, and that includes her... 369 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,834 WOMAN: What are you doing? 370 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,541 - You're going too fast. - LINGERIE: What the...? 371 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,672 -(Minnie chuckles) -(trilling) Bye, Mom. 372 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,503 Whoa! No! 373 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,339 - Oh! - LINGERIE: Damn, Dog! 374 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,595 I'm just kidding, sweetie. That's not my mom. 375 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,221 You know that. Mm. How are you? 376 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,223 - Good. l... - Hey, can l borrow that, Linge'? 377 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,634 - Sir, yes, sir. - AII right, see, 378 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,643 everyone knows this is my daughter. 379 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,099 Me and my Minnie-boo's daughter. 380 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,934 CROWD:. 381 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,066 And we're gonna be handing away the bride to be, right now, 382 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:41,023 -a little family tradition we got before we... -Hi. 383 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,903 ...hand over any daughters in our family. 384 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,359 We just got to... 385 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,491 -(grunting) Wait. -...lightly check the package. 386 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,198 - What are you doing? - The other side. That's not bad. 387 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,033 Like five inches flaccid. 388 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,038 Ah, Mr. 'Rie, your mic, sir. 389 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,040 Thank you. Pardon the interruption. 390 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,042 L would like to thank Mr. Moondog for that presentation. 391 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,453 (laughter) 392 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,089 Today, dearly beloved, we come together 393 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,673 to give Heather to Mr. Limpy. 394 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,213 You in a world of motherfucking problems with this family. 395 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,847 They fucked-up. 396 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,429 ("Tha Shiznit" by Snoop Dogg playing) 397 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,059 LINGERIE: Is that the motherfucking Moondog? 398 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,347 The one and only Palmia, Lingerie. 399 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,311 LINGERIE: Moondog, be careful. 400 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,942 This here, l can't even explain it, man. 401 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,978 This is sort of kind of like a hallucinogenic. 402 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,489 - Yeah, you see... -You gonna see all kind of shit, man. 403 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,900 404 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,318 - For 16 weeks? - Uh-huh. 405 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,657 This is that thing. 406 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,289 Wait, wait, wait. Be careful, Dog. 407 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,202 You about to go to a place you never been before. 408 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,336 That shit don't come with seat bens. 409 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,871 He almost ruined the whole day. 410 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,289 MINNIE: Don't say that. 411 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,425 No, it was fun. 412 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,506 - He's fucked-up, Mom. - Ah... 413 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,513 -lt's just Moondog. - Don't make excuses for him. 414 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,140 You just kind of have to accept that he's... 415 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,848 he's from another dimension. He really is. 416 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,513 And you have to love him for it. Ido. 417 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,602 You and Limp-Dick are gonna have to accept that. 418 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,392 (chuckles) 419 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,982 No, but l do think Moondog's mother coddled him way too much. 420 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,521 I've told her this before. l mean, 421 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,943 he wore a diaper until he was eight. 422 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,279 Honestly, l think she put brandy in his little bottle. 423 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,821 (both laugh) 424 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,287 Man, my nu... ah... my nuts are throbbing right now. 425 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,498 First time l hit this shit, nigga went in a coma. 426 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,539 L forgot how to motherfucking breathe. 427 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,925 - What you see? -15 lights and 39 Iadies. 428 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,711 (laughs) 429 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:35,008 What about those cartoons right there? Can you see 'em? 430 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,848 Are we looking at the same screen? 431 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,980 432 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,356 Are you sleeping with Lingerie? 433 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,188 Yes, yes. 434 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,102 And he's a wonderful lover. 435 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,816 Does Dad know? 436 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,855 Your father wouldn't mind, darling. 437 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,491 Your father goes away. You know, 'Rie is... 438 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,573 (inhales sharply) Whoa. 439 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,987 440 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,406 (chuckles) 441 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,826 Um, l think it was just 'Rie's been there. 442 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,790 L mean, at your third birthday, 443 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,331 it was 'Rie who brought the pony in. 444 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,340 L remember. 445 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,921 - And he blew out my candles. - Exactly. 446 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,961 Well, he was stoned. 447 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,595 MOONDOG: What's happening down here, cap? 448 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,302 Just fuck with me one time, Dog. 449 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,639 You gonna love this. Slide in where you ride in, Dog. 450 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,725 What the fuck? (Iaughs) 451 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,857 (echoing): Moondog, welcome to the NASA Command Center 452 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,733 of Mary Jane. 453 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,566 -(wolf-whistles) - This shit only grows 454 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,901 in an isolated pond in Jamaica. 455 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:36,319 It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch. 456 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,112 Pink fluorescent? 457 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,327 Mm, mm, mm. 458 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,957 This weed here, it's so good, 459 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,995 it could make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife. 460 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,709 It could send you to the outer limits of humanity. 461 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,923 That's the keys and the trees to my success. 462 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,508 'Cause once a year, l fly to Jamaica, 463 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:59,597 464 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,513 They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way. 465 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,773 - Get out. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,228 (crowd cheering) 467 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,610 (applause) 468 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,317 MOONDOG: You don't remember this, but the day you were born 469 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,356 and you came out of your mother's womb, 470 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,868 l was there between your legs, and your head came out 471 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,870 nice and smooth, with guts all over it. 472 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,952 And it was a bloody mess, but it was poetry. 473 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,866 - CROWD: Aw. -(Iaughter) -l saw your face, 474 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,208 but l didn't quite see your eyes until l stuck my pinky finger 475 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,214 in this, like, placenta veil and peeled it back over your face 476 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,215 and there you were. 477 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,923 And that's when l put my hands on both sides of your head 478 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,337 and escorted you into this world. 479 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,971 CROWD:. 480 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,258 L want to say... 481 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,222 What's your name again? For real. 482 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,432 - Frank. - Frank. 483 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,940 - Franky B. - Now... 484 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,021 l give you my daughter to put your hands 485 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,936 and take her into the rest of the world. 486 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,354 - Aw. - Thank you. 487 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,568 -(cheering, applause) - Beautiful. 488 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,737 Love you. 489 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:01,154 (spitting) 490 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,072 (coughing) 491 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,752 (chuckles) 492 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,631 Oh, shit. 493 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,542 (soft music playing) 494 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,504 (cheering in distance) 495 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,173 (exhales) 496 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,308 ln the dusk, you see... you see that woman? 497 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,888 She's singing to us. 498 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:28,306 Calling us back over the... vistas of our past 499 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,897 right back to the child who huddles under the piano. 500 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:36,986 He's sitting there with the boom of the tingling strings. 501 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got his hand... 502 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,319 he's got his hand on it. 503 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,160 On the foot of his mother. 504 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:50,294 And she smiles as she sings. 505 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:55,754 And in spite of myself, the insidious mastery of song 506 00:22:55,791 --> 00:23:00,046 has betrayed me back once again, 507 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,840 -till the heart of me... -(cries) 508 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,180 ...where l weep to belong. 509 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,267 Oh. 510 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:13,355 That is the most brilliant shit I've ever heard. 511 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,271 You wrote that? 512 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:24,658 - Yeah, l did. - That is some wild shit, Dog. 513 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:28,074 Glad you like it, man. l wrote that in my younger years. 514 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,992 Whew. 515 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,211 (Lingerie whimpers) 516 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,045 Actually, a guy named D.H. Lawrence wrote it, 517 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,801 all right, but l stole it and plagiarized it 518 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,089 in my seventh grade poetry contest, and guess what. 519 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,678 L won that motherfucker. (Iaughs) 520 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,313 - Moondog, you my motherfucker. - Hey, hey. 521 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:54,396 Family and friends, 522 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,233 thank you for coming and sharing this perfect day with us. 523 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,523 This day has been off the hook, am l right? 524 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,066 (crowd cheering) 525 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,486 And, Heather, you're my angel. 526 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,780 - Thanks. -(crowd cheering) 527 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:10,370 ("Just Like Heaven" by the Cure plays) 528 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,860 Where have you been? 529 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,146 Waiting for you. 530 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,155 Have you seen Moondog, darling? 531 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,362 No,lhaven%, but what l do know is 532 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,653 when l don't see him, and l see you, 533 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,992 that means there's more time for us. 534 00:24:56,662 --> 00:25:00,462 ♪ Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick A" 535 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,878 ♪ The one that makes me scream, she said a" 536 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,139 J* The one that makes me laugh, she said J* 537 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,971 ♪ Threw her arms around my neck A" 538 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,637 J* Show me how you do it ♪ 539 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,726 J* And I'll promise you ♪ 540 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,609 ♪ I'll promise that I'll run away with you J* 541 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,736 J* I'll run away with you... J” 542 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,400 Wow. 543 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:36,748 -(indistinct chatter) -(song fades) 544 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:42,713 J* Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 545 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,752 MAN: You need some help, man? 546 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,716 ♪ Some people claim ♪ 547 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,427 WOMAN: Sir, are you okay? 548 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,263 ♪ That there's a woman to blame J* 549 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,927 J* But l know J* 550 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:57,148 J* It's nobody's fault J* 551 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,028 ♪ Don't know the reason a' 552 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,484 (exhales sharply) 553 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,195 ♪ Stayed here all season J* 554 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,572 ♪ Nothing to show but this brand-new tattoo A" 555 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,619 J* But it's a real beauty ♪ 556 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,248 ♪ A Mexican cuüe a' 557 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,924 ♪ How it got here l haven't a clue J* 558 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,974 ♪ Wastin' away again in Margaritaville J* 559 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:43,403 J* Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 560 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,404 ♪ Some people claim that there's ♪ 561 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,116 ♪ A woman to blame J* 562 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,248 J* Now l think J* 563 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,955 J* Hell, it could be my fault... J* 564 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,087 J” The only two things in life J” 565 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,748 J* That make it worth living J* 566 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,166 (laughing) 567 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,462 J* ls guitars that tune good and firm-feeling women J” 568 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,848 J* l don't need my name in the marquee lights J* 569 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,475 ♪ l got my song ♪ 570 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,479 J* And l got you with me tonight J* 571 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,857 ♪ Maybe it's time we got back J* 572 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,770 J* To the basics of love ♪ 573 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,815 ♪ Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas a" 574 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:32,326 J” With Waylon and Willie and the boys ♪ 575 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,698 ♪ This successful life we're living J" 576 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,619 ♪ Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys... ♪ 577 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,212 You know, I-I knew... 578 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:51,720 l knew Minnie was fucking Lingerie. 579 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,222 You know how sometimes you just... you just know? 580 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,599 You know, one always knows, right? 581 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,849 They don't even have an explanation. 582 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,761 They just know. 583 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:02,022 Like you two-- you probably just know, right? 584 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,025 Huh? Mwah. 585 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,436 Tricks of the trade you got going on? 586 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,778 MINNIE: Moondog. 587 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,193 Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey- 588 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,862 Minnie-Minnie-boo-boo. 589 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,702 Minnie-Minnie-boo. 590 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,833 L knew I'd find you here, darling. 591 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:28,132 - You're fucking stunning. -(Iaughs) 592 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,213 God was having a good fucking day 593 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,005 when he made the Minnie-boa, huh, didn't he? 594 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,266 l think it's their anniversary, and if it's not, it ought to be. 595 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,097 Oh, happy anniversary. 596 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,767 Sweetie, don't be insincere with strangers. 597 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,272 It doesn't look good on you. 598 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,684 - Let's go driving! - You want to go driving? 599 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,853 - Let's go. - Let me grab my beer. 600 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:53,115 - Happy anniversary, yo. -(Iaughing) 601 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,867 J* l remember when l was a little girl ♪ 602 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,199 ♪ Our house caught on fire ♪ 603 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,706 J* I'll never forget the look on my father's face ♪ 604 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,788 ♪ As he gathered me up 'm his arms and raced a" 605 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,329 ♪ Through the burning buüding out on the pavement E 606 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,090 J* And l stood there shivering in my pajamas J" 607 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,627 J* And watched the whole world go up in flames ♪ 608 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:18,220 J* And when it was all over l said to myself ♪ 609 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,976 ♪ ls that all there is to a fire? J" 610 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,057 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 611 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,522 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 612 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:37,113 J* If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 613 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,405 J* Then let's keep dancing ♪ 614 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,041 ♪ Let's break out the booze a' 615 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,705 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 616 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,547 ♪ If that's all J* 617 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,423 ♪ There is A" 618 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,386 J* And then l fell in love J” 619 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:08,399 ♪ With the most wonderful boy in the world ♪ 620 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:11,106 J* We'd take long walks down by the river ♪ 621 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,364 ♪ Or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes ♪ 622 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,365 ♪ We were so very much in love ♪ 623 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,787 ♪ And then one day he went away A" 624 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,823 J* And l thought I'd die J* 625 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,789 ♪ Buu didn't a" 626 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,126 J” And when l didn't, l said to myself J* 627 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,712 J* ls that all there is to love? ♪ 628 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,593 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 629 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,555 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 630 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,349 J* If that's all there is, my friends ♪ 631 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,730 ♪ Then let's keep ♪ 632 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:52,018 ♪ l know what you must be saying to yourselves ♪ 633 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,153 ♪ If that's the way she feels about it J* 634 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,235 J* Why doesn't she just end it all? ♪ 635 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,025 A' 0h, no, not me a' 636 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,367 ♪ I'm not ready for that final disappointment ♪ 637 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,280 ♪ 'Cause l know ♪ 638 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,667 J* Just as well as I'm standing here talking to you ♪ 639 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,623 J" That when that final moment comes ♪ 640 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,288 J* And I'm breathing my last breath ♪ 641 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,083 ♪ I'll be saying to myself J* 642 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,253 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 643 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,715 ♪ ls that all there is? ♪ 644 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,848 ♪ If that's all there is J* 645 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,183 ♪ My friends A" 646 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,442 J* Then let's keep dancing ♪ 647 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,228 ♪ Let's break out the booze a' 648 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:40,024 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 649 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,621 - ♪ If that's all J* -(Iaughter) 650 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,658 ♪ There a' 651 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,576 Em.: 652 00:31:56,998 --> 00:32:00,798 -(siren wailing) -(indistinct radio chatter) 653 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,518 Where's Minnie? 654 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,429 (machines beeping) 655 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,480 Watch it. 656 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,736 - Got it? - Yep. 657 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,148 Airbag deployed. Possible chest trauma. 658 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,569 Jesse, pull her in place, please. 659 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,862 Trauma Two's been prepped. 660 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,577 MAN: Hold door. 661 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,831 Trauma Two. 662 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,413 Watch yourselves. Coming through. 663 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,328 WOMAN: Pull her in place, please. 664 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,040 665 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,717 (sníüs, sighs) 666 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,847 (machines beeping) 667 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,700 - Hey. - MINNIE (weakly): Hey. Hey. 668 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:08,112 (chucmes, coughs) 669 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,871 Stay there. 670 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,035 - Aw. -(grunts) 671 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,045 Mmm, boop, boop, boop, mmm. 672 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,551 (Moondog humming a tune) 673 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,508 What do you want to do? 674 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,641 - What do you want to do? 675 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,222 - You're such a fuckup. -(chuckles softly) 676 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,812 (coughs) 677 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,147 (machines beep rapidly) 678 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,485 (heart monitor flatlining) 679 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,113 Mm... 680 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,657 (whispering): Aw, Minnie-boo. 681 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:01,457 (quiet chatter) 682 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,297 MAN: And through Almighty God, we commend the soul 683 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,011 of our departed sister, 684 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,847 and we commit her body to the ground. 685 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,013 Earth to earth. Ashes to ashes. 686 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,102 Dust to dust. 687 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:22,235 Minnie was a fine woman, and we, her family and friends, 688 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,488 are blessed to have known her. 689 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,444 In the fullness of time, 690 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,734 and with the help of the good Lord, 691 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,198 we shall all be with her again. 692 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,954 Until that time, 693 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:36,413 may the blessings of God Almighty, the Father... 694 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,833 695 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,681 How you doing, honey? 696 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,690 - I'm okay. - Mm. 697 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:04,069 I'm okay. How are you? 698 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,166 "When l was born, l was happy. 699 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,577 L was born on the ocean in a gigantic boat." 700 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,871 Big fuckin' boat. 701 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,629 "My parents were fishermen. 702 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,212 "Both were great long-distance runners. 703 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,672 "L was read to as a child, 704 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:32,010 "mostly books about survival and contortion. 705 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,015 "L drank off the teats of caribou. 706 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:37,178 "Scrumptious. Tasted like jasmine and cupcakes. 707 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,767 -'Cause l remember..." - Fuckin' good, Moondog. 708 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,181 "L lived through several wars. 709 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,348 "They were never fun. 710 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,767 "Why? 'Cause l was shot at. 711 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,481 "But l fuckin' returned fire. 712 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,020 "L wrote letters to loved ones. 713 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,314 -"I memorized winter haiku. -(Iaughing) 714 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,777 "l played games with myself. 715 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,816 "Counted the lily pads. Stared in the mirror. 716 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:56,079 L did what l had to do... to keep going." 717 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,331 - Damn, l was good, man. -"I made sandwiches. 718 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,833 "L played the dance. It was hot. 719 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:02,119 "It was dry. lt was raining, it was not. 720 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,037 L was fluent in all things dealing with nature." 721 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,961 That's great poetry. 722 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,511 (laughing) 723 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,512 (typing) 724 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,844 (singing indistinctly) 725 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,232 Dot, dot, dot, dot. 726 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:28,315 MOONDOG: Come on, what's "nothing" mean, huh? 727 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,605 Nothing. That's what it means. 728 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,069 Not a single cent until... 729 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,155 Till what? 730 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,991 You got to publish your novel, or you get nothing. 731 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,292 Uh... 732 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,454 Minnie always had a feeling she was gonna die before you. 733 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,589 She used to call me up in a panic. 734 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,750 Someone did her tarot cards. 735 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,340 Predicted it all. Freaked her out. 736 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,799 But she was right, l guess. 737 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,636 Her will is very precise. 738 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:59,096 Minnie had a will. 739 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,136 Motherfucker, that's weird. 740 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,975 Yes, she did. 741 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,140 She was concerned that ii anything ever happened to her, 742 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,149 you'd piss away her family's fortune. 743 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,356 And she wanted you to finally publish your novel. 744 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,022 - Poems. - Whatever. 745 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,442 L write poetry, you little bitch. 746 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,077 Until then, half of everything goes to Heather. 747 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,115 And the other half of yours sits frozen in escrow 748 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,874 for a bit of time 749 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,251 until you fulfill the requirements stated here. 750 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,663 Ah, it's about time you guys got here. 751 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,923 I'm gonna need some help carrying my Iuggage. 752 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,004 If you're coming in, kick off your shoes. 753 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,715 LAWYER: Effective immediately, you can go back to your home 754 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,630 and get your typewriter and some crappy underwear, 755 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,423 but that's it. 756 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,467 You're now persona non grata. 757 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,681 Minnie owned everything. Everything was in her name. 758 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,723 You're now, basically, a bum. 759 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,267 She owned the cars, the clothes, 760 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,561 the houses, country club memberships, 761 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,945 cats and dogs. 762 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,400 She did not own all the cats. 763 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,736 Minnie loved you very much. 764 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,947 She just hated seeing you throw it all away. 765 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:02,114 (shouting): Thank you, Minnie-boo! 766 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,250 Fuck you as well. 767 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,705 L mean, to be fair, there's a lot 768 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,791 of bad guys out there, right? 769 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,331 You guys are with me in my wife's closet. 770 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,373 (snickers) 771 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,088 (laughing) 772 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,718 This is what you went to the academy, 773 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,380 though, for, right, shit like this? 774 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,550 Look after guys like me at times like this. 775 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,218 You never know when you're gonna catch 776 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,353 a fully dressed man unarmed. 777 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,434 I'm gonna wear my Minnie-boo's Uggs. 778 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:28,849 (sniffing) 779 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,393 Wear them in her memory. 780 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,529 She had abnormally large feet. 781 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,865 Great fuckin' style. 782 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,867 See those books? 783 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,780 L wrote those. 784 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,825 You're probably not big readers, are you? 785 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,913 That's cool. There's no pressure. 786 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:52,998 Alvarez, l wrote that one for you. 787 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,461 José! 788 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,467 Listen, I'm gonna take a little leave of absence. 789 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,254 But l left you a little bushel of the sticky-icky 790 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,421 that you like, huh. 791 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,760 L can't tell you where it is, 792 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,550 'cause these guys might go and try and smoke it, 793 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,138 but it's the same place as last time. 794 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,268 Keep the pool hot. 795 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,770 L put it at 120 for you. 796 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:08,976 That's what I'm talking about. 797 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,936 Keep it there, baby, and add the chlorine, 798 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,692 'cause l may have a gangbang when l get back. 799 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:13,772 L will invite your mother. 800 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,357 - Thank you, Mr. Moondog. - Wish me luck. 801 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,863 I'm off to write the next great American novel. 802 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,897 Will do. Thank you, sir. 803 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,612 HEATHER: Mom did this for a reason. 804 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,277 I-I'm not gonna let you stay here. 805 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,071 - Okay. - Dad, sorry. 806 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,706 How about just Ioaning me a little bit? 807 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,036 Just a little bit of spending cash 808 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,951 so l can get by for a week or two. 809 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:32,542 Dad, ljust... I'll be here for you, 810 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,877 but just don't come back till you're ready. 811 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,712 Honey, I'm not asking for the world here. 812 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,548 I'm just asking for a wee bit of compassion 813 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,008 for your father. 814 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,173 L know, but when's it gonna end? 815 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,636 You're gonna keep coming back and asking me 816 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,142 for more and more and more. 817 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,223 Dad, l love you, but l can't do that. 818 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,935 - Okay. 4justcan%.L_... 819 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,849 Just come back when you're ready, but l... 820 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,484 Okay, l understand. 821 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,110 - I'm sorry. -l understand. 822 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,363 Don't apologize, sweetie. 823 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,023 YouWlsee. 824 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,738 825 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,869 I'll be back, better than ever. 826 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,372 Back so good you're gonna see that l was never gone 827 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,952 in the first place. 828 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,458 L love you, Dad. I'm sorry. 829 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,493 Hove you. 830 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,754 l still don't understand how you married 831 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,165 this milk-drinking closet case. 832 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,583 - L mean, look at him. - Closet case? 833 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,172 He's got no magic, he's got no style. 834 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,382 He's dressed up like a JV cheerleader. 835 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,967 L had high hopes for you, Heather. 836 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,348 High fuckin' hopes. 837 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,678 Fuck off! Get out of here, 838 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,935 you fuckin'... turd! 839 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,686 It's okay. 840 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,065 Sorry, he just makes me crazy. 841 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:38,569 He may be a jerk, but he's a great man. 842 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,856 He's brilliant. 843 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,491 L mean, you'll never be great or brilliant. 844 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,283 You're dependable. 845 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,457 Oh, thanks. 846 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,464 (indistinct shouting, laughter) 847 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,796 (indistinct singing) 848 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:11,353 ♪ Two times twice. a' 849 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:13,138 Like that, l like that, I like that. 850 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,352 MOONDOG: Look, Lewis, I'm a bit destitute, man. 851 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,859 Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys 852 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,236 so l can buy the fun goodies that make me 853 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,521 smile and laugh all day. 854 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,905 Is that so much to ask? 855 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,441 LEWIS: l can't do it for you, Big Papa. 856 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,576 L can't, because you know what? 857 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,407 I've been waiting for ages, and l ain't 858 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,787 -getting no pages, sweet tooth. - Mm-hmm. 859 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,323 L can't do it. 860 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,332 MOONDOG: That's a good... that's a good point. 861 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,538 Yeah, it is a good point. 862 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,202 That's why l made it, you dumb fuck. 863 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:39,293 I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for me. 864 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,253 I'm asking you for enough Ioot to set me up 865 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,713 for a few weeks here so l can have my daily goodies. 866 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,845 Little booze, little weed, a little poontang. 867 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:46,845 That's not asking too much. 868 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,597 And since you're saying you won't, 869 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:51,134 then do your fuckin' job and just get me a gig, you know? 870 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,722 Fuck, I'll speak anywhere. 871 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,934 Get me set up at a church, a public library, 872 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,440 a retirement home, Mapco! 873 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,975 And they can pump their gas, and they hear me 874 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,234 through the little speaker up there. 875 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,520 The little aluminum thing. l don't give a fuck. 876 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,778 Oh, my God. 877 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:04,610 Call my motherfuckin' chiropractor. 878 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:07,491 My back is gonna be fucked up tomorrow. 879 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,527 -(slams phone down) -l can... 880 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,242 I'm not even sure what he's, like... 881 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,452 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 882 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,993 Is friendship about "l need something from you"? 883 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,379 Do you understand what I'm talking about, Bertie? 884 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,130 -(bong bubbling) - Civility. 885 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,416 Uaughsk Yes. 886 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,630 It makes complete sense, man. 887 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,967 L have real clients up for literary awards. 888 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:31,508 I'm sending faxes at my office. 889 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,472 Hello? 890 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,148 Motherfucker hung up on me. Oh, my God. 891 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,933 (mutters indistinctly) 892 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,856 What's going on, guys? 893 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,525 Hey, is, uh, Linger' in? 894 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,159 Nah. 895 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,446 - Lingerie's not in? - No. 896 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,535 - Where is he? - Jamaica. 897 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,997 Ah, the Magical Stoner. 898 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,416 L get your drift, man. 899 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,333 Your silence is code with me. 900 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,468 So, what's with the guns? 901 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:10,346 Huh? 902 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,303 You guys ever watch Magnum, P.I.? 903 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,764 It's based on my life. 904 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,395 L watch it all the time. 905 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,556 It's like looking in the fucking mirror. 906 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:26,776 All right, catch you later. 907 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:29,900 Mm. 908 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,036 Hey, let him know Moondog came by, huh? 909 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,995 910 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:08,692 MOONDOG: "The wind, the rain, the star, the bird, 911 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,152 "the clock will answer you: 912 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,284 "'Get drunk, good man. 913 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,617 -"'Do not be martyred slaves of Time. -(Iaughter, muttering) 914 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,578 Get drunk and stay drunk!"' 915 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,583 Is that poetry? 916 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,120 Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump. 917 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,506 - It's Baudelaire. - Here's a poem. 918 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,462 - Come on. -lt goes... 919 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,467 (shrieking, barking) 920 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,721 (laughter) 921 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:41,851 Not bad, Phil. Not bad at all. 922 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,437 Hey, who wants to go on a field trip? 923 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,228 (singing, chanting indistinctly) 924 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,690 925 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,531 (shushing) 926 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,868 (playing random notes on flute) 927 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,383 (beePÍHQ. gate unlocks) 928 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,215 (all cheering) 929 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,129 930 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,569 931 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,923 932 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,034 (laughs) 933 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,696 This your car here? 934 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,206 HEATHER: Why did you destroy your own house? 935 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,459 MOONDOG: Eh, l don't... 936 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,416 Boredom, l guess? l don't know. 937 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:33,708 Dad, what is wrong with you? 938 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,172 I'm fine. I'm really better than fine. 939 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,087 It's just, this is another little adventure we're on. 940 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,927 When'd you become such a Republican? 941 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,932 - Repubücan? - Or whatever. 942 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,593 Oh, my God. 943 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,102 You know, just getting my groove on. 944 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,639 - Having a little fun. - Your groove? 945 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,478 - Yeah. - What groove? 946 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,233 Honey, honey, honey, whoa, whoa. 947 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,941 When's the last time youlaughed,honey? 948 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,605 Phil, Phil, Phil, do the thing. 949 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,569 See if you can make my baby laugh. 950 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,322 Hi, Heather. 951 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,828 L am Toothless Phil. 952 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,581 L am a good friend ofyourdaddy. 953 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,332 We want you to be happy. 954 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,414 We love you just the way you are. 955 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,796 -(Iaughs) - Who's your daddy? 956 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,424 Moondog's your daddy. He loves you. 957 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,835 Mm-hmm. 958 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,799 Back again, huh? 959 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,886 Your choice: prison or rehab. 960 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,051 Is there a third option? 961 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,140 - Nope. Last chance. -(laughter, muttering) 962 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,556 Rehabitis. Preferably somewhere tropical. 963 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,691 JUDGE: I'm remanding you into the custody of your daughter. 964 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:35,194 - She will escort you to a rehab facility now. -Great. 965 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,195 You'll need to spend a mandatory 12 months there 966 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,572 getting your life back together, Moondog. 967 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,608 -12 days is not a problem. -12 months. 968 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,573 (people Iaughing, muttering) 969 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,988 - Okay. - MAN: 12 months? 970 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,452 It all stops now-- the foolishness. 971 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,209 L understand. l need a change of pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 972 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,210 And ii you mess this up, it's ;au time you're getting. 973 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,417 If-if l may suggest, Your Honor. 974 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,207 - MAN: Tell her, Moondog! -l was told 975 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,876 of this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands. 976 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,295 It's got an open bar 977 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:02,509 -and 24-hour Thai massage. -(Iaughter) 978 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,264 A little jerky-jerk to take 979 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,676 the edge off during the detox period. 980 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,846 Drain the old jizz pipe with the antitoxins. 981 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,810 - Excuse me? - AII due respect 982 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:16,023 to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety. 983 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,358 L want to let you know that the therapeutic value 984 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,023 of a groin massage 985 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,863 during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts 986 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,322 -fucking medicinal. -lt's not gonna happen. 987 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,737 MAN: Take it easy, Judge! 988 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:29,123 - It's not gonna happen. - Why you got to be like that? 989 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,875 You know, l was... l was a real fan of your writing, Moondog. 990 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,503 - Yeah? -(cheering) 991 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:37,256 -(Iaughter) - Shut up. 992 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,838 But, you know, it amazes me how someone 993 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:44,130 that can write so beautifully can be so crude and reckless. 994 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,549 Don't you be acting like you knew where the rooster crow. 995 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,263 Don't let us down, Moondog. 996 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,644 We're rooting for you. Next. 997 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,055 Get him out of here. 998 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:54,064 MOONDOG: Heather, my dear, 999 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,977 would you be so kind as to pull over 1000 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,566 and get your old man one final beer? 1001 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,440 Sure, Dad. 1002 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:06,361 Yeah. Give me a, uh, Lucky Lotto Triple 7 1003 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,370 and a... and a cigar, would you? 1004 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,247 Sure. 1005 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,625 You don't sell acid, do you? 1006 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,160 No. 1007 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,953 That's too bad, man. 1008 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,123 This place used to. 1009 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,002 Did your mother love me? 1010 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,262 Yes, Dad. 1011 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,889 She said that? 1012 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,549 O¡ course. 1013 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,969 She think l was brilliant? 1014 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,887 She thought you were a genius. 1015 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,900 She said that? (Iaughs softly) 1016 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,403 That's why she stayed with you all those years. 1017 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,031 And that's why you've always been able 1018 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,657 to get away with everything, Dad. 1019 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,236 (Heather chuckles) 1020 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:51,247 Oh, Minnie-boo. 1021 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,408 She had an incredible ass. 1022 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,917 Could fellate like a python. 1023 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,453 Fuck, she could fellate a python if she... 1024 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,711 I'm gonna miss her. 1025 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,626 (Qiggles) 1026 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,927 Let's go to rehab. 1027 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,808 Mm. I'll try and do better, okay? 1028 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,442 .Okay- .okay- 1029 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,819 You can do this. 1030 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,980 Mm. Okay. All right, Sunrise. 1031 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,524 Let's get this party started. 1032 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,863 It really wasn't up to me. 1033 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,278 You should've heard the judge, man. 1034 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,946 She-she swung a hard gavel. 1035 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,864 She was a fan of mine, too. 1036 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,908 Which is kind of weird, but... 1037 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,952 l mean, l wouldn't have come down here like, you know, 1038 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:40,587 if l didn't have a little bit of a nudge, you know? 1039 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,840 Well, this Iady's very happy that you're here. 1040 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,467 We have your entire year planned out. 1041 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:49,347 So when you leave us, you'll be a changed person. 1042 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,257 (laughs) 1043 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:56,395 God, grant me the serenity 1044 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,307 to accept the things lcannotchange 1045 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:02,943 and the courage to change the things l can 1046 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,900 and the wisdom to tell the difference. 1047 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,360 (laughs) 1048 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,447 (laughter) 1049 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,452 Hey: vou guys are funny. 1050 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,113 Oh, that's such bullshit. 1051 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,248 .(Iaughter) - No. 1052 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:18,910 Oh, you fucking talk to yourself. 1053 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,545 What's up, everybody? Uh, my name is Jason Kravitz. 1054 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,331 - ALL: Hi, Jason. - Uh, third time here. 1055 00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,466 What? Who's repeating? Who's repeating? 1056 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,092 Ah, you are. 1057 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:30,551 Yeah, uh, first time l was here, l was... l was drinking a lot. 1058 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,137 So l decided to make... make myself a better person. 1059 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,766 L decided to come here. 1060 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,053 Uh, when l got out, l was good for about six months. 1061 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,687 (fading): And my friends were like, "Dude, 1062 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,473 you don't have to... you don't have to drink to have fun." 1063 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,891 l said, "That's right. 1064 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,731 We could do weed or cocaine or heroin." 1065 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,736 And we did 'em all. 1066 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:49,740 My dad's a preacher. He's the one that fucking put me in here. 1067 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:53,528 - Why? -'Cause he caught me huffing paint a few times. 1068 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,071 Also, l was breaking into people's houses 1069 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,410 -and just burning shit. -(Iaughs) 1070 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,825 Like, nothing real bad. 1071 00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,085 L love Iighting shit on fire. 1072 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,337 1073 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,997 - Yeah. Eh. - Nobody was home. 1074 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:06,416 We didn't find out the kids were upstairs 1075 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,255 until later, and if l wasn't there, 1076 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,420 they would've fucking burned to death. l got 'em out. 1077 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:11,929 - From the second floor? - Yeah. Well... 1078 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,760 1079 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,141 - L just went up the stairs. Yeah. -Oh, cool. 1080 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,677 ♪ Can you take me higher? J* 1081 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,311 MOONDOG: What kind of music is this? 1082 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:20,847 This is Christian fucking metal, man! 1083 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,481 - You like it? -l do! 1084 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,391 Yeah, this band is from Albuquerque. 1085 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:27,562 The lead singer fucking blew himself up on accident. 1086 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,571 - On accident? - Yeah. 1087 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:30,822 - Nice. - Fucking gone, dude. 1088 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,324 He just disappeared. 1089 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,827 - Fucking weird. -How do you know these guys, man? 1090 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,828 'Cause l was in a cover band, and goddamn, 1091 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,990 we used to fucking... (trilling) 1092 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,001 1093 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,832 Th-This is good shit. 1094 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,998 You ever think about getting out of here? 1095 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:50,009 Out there is the real world. 1096 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:52,795 In here is the fake world. 1097 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,088 All right? 1098 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,847 Out there is beautiful. 1099 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,804 Things really happen. The seasons change. 1100 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,219 Babies are born. 1101 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:04,731 Old men wither away and die in the fucking sands of time. 1102 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,733 Eloquently put, Flicker. 1103 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,986 The choice is yours. 1104 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,521 Sell me no more, man. 1105 00:53:10,562 --> 00:53:12,610 - Let's blow this fucking joint. - Yeah. 1106 00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:14,241 -(typewriting jingling) - Oh, shit! 1107 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,787 - You broke the window! -(alarm ringing) 1108 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,324 Yes, you! You broke every-- now we're gone! 1109 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:24,744 Man, zoom overdrive! Fucking pump this shit, bro! Go! 1110 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,082 - Look at that! - Fuck you! 1111 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,417 -(laugh$) .(whoops) 1112 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,047 Yeah, baby, let's go! 1113 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:32,176 - Hey! - Fucking freedom! 1114 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,132 Like, can you feel it, brother? 1115 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:36,046 Love is in the air. 1116 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,965 See, things happen in the real world. 1117 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:39,804 - Yeah, man. - Look, we're at a wedding, 1118 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,264 -and, like, oh, my God. - Uh-huh. 1119 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,269 - Look at that boat. - Oh, l got your 20. 1120 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,850 MAN: There you go. Perfect. 1121 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,140 - Oh, beautiful couple. - Okay, one more. 1122 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,273 - Congratulations! -(woman gasps) 1123 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:49,150 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 1124 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,404 - Get, get, get, get, get... - MAN: Get back here, asshole! 1125 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,406 Uh, have a great honeymoon! 1126 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,408 You do look fucking fine. 1127 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,035 (both whooping) 1128 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,446 Shit. She is fucking hot. 1129 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,704 (whooping) 1130 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:04,913 ♪ Yesterday, l got so old J* 1131 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:08,500 ♪ l felt like l could die ♪ 1132 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,290 1133 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,958 ♪ lt made me want to... ♪ 1134 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,253 'Cause we're free, man. You drove that golf cart 1135 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,262 with the wings of God behind you. 1136 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,264 MOONDOG: Let's get up to a little fucking devil's business 1137 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:20,800 -before we get saved, huh? -0oh. 1138 00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,809 - You know the best part about the devil? -Huh? 1139 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,813 Fucking he finds the fun, and then we take Jesus 1140 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:27,814 and we just ride him all the way to the top. 1141 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:30,601 'Cause the best part is we can do whatever the fuck we want. 1142 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,736 Jesus already paid for all our sins. 1143 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,192 - Hey, Moondog. - As many as l give... 1144 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:35,526 Hey, fuck you, pal. 1145 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:37,441 '(¡Aughs) -Moondogg 1146 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,531 Hey, do that flick thing you do. 1147 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,036 -(whooshing) - Wah... 1148 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:42,616 Boom! 1149 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,452 (grunts) Yeah, do it again, do it again. 1150 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:46,163 1151 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,793 -(shouts) - Fuck! 1152 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,954 - J* Waited so long... J* - WOMAN: l love you, Moondog! 1153 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:51,588 MOONDOG: Dude, you know what we need? 1154 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,169 What? What do we need? 1155 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,834 We need money, man. 1156 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,218 Fucking money. 1157 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,379 Goddamn it, you're a fucking genius. 1158 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,093 L know where we can get some money. 1159 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,303 - Where? - Just follow me, my friend. 1160 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,684 Cool. 1161 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:06,721 ♪ l got two tickets to paradise J* 1162 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:10,562 ♪ Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight ♪ 1163 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:14,570 J* I've got two tickets to paradise... ♪ 1164 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,980 FLICKER (whispering): Yo, Moondog, Moondog. 1165 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,898 Just hold this, hold this. 1166 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,317 Okay, watch. 1167 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,986 Watch this. Hiya! 1168 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,779 -(shouts) .(screeching) 1169 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,323 All right. I'm so sorry, man. 1170 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,162 You're gonna be fine. We just need this money. 1171 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:31,045 MOONDOG: Don't have to take part of this derelict behavior, man. 1172 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:32,421 Derelict behavior? What are you talking about? 1173 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,130 - Come on, come on, come on. - Hey, Christ already paid 1174 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,541 -for all our fucking sins, man. - Come on, man. 1175 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:36,549 - Come on, let's go. - Boom! 1176 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,506 -(Iaughs) Wait, hold on. - Oh... 1177 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,921 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Fuck. 1178 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,805 No, that was for him when he wakes up, dude. 1179 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,466 - Fuck that. This ain't church, man. -MAN: Oh, what the fuck? 1180 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,180 FLICKER: Oh, fucking A, man. You know the best part 1181 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,764 -about God, man? - MAN: Hey, assholes! 1182 00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,645 FLICKER: Christ was even a sinner, so we clean, man! 1183 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,522 - MAN: That's my money! - We're good to go! 1184 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,651 -(rooster clucking) -(women moaning) 1185 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,812 - WOMEN: Yeah! -(humming a tune) 1186 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,651 ♪ Down 'm Jamaica a" 1187 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,692 J* They got lots of pretty women ♪ 1188 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,325 ♪ Steal your money ♪ 1189 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,408 - ♪ Then they break your heart J* -(grunting, Iaughing) 1190 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,163 1191 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,575 ♪ She's in love with old Sam ♪ 1192 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,371 ♪ Take him from the üre 'mto the irying pan A" 1193 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,881 IOn and on ♪ 1194 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:19,885 J* She just keeps on trying ♪ 1195 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:24,139 ♪ And she smiles when she feels like crying J* 1196 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:28,518 ♪ On and on, on and on, on and on... a' 1197 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,350 Oh, my God, you are so beautiful. 1198 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,264 Hove you. 1199 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,394 (deep voice): Love you. 1200 00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:37,812 J* Alone in the moonlight... J* 1201 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,355 Mm. 1202 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,364 MOONDOG: "O setting sun, 1203 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:45,699 "though the time has come, l warble under you 1204 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,455 "while no one else does. 1205 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,867 Unmitigated adoration." 1206 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,412 (laughs) 1207 00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:56,672 Hey, that was fucking beautiful. 1208 00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:58,252 1209 00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:02,670 L know, right? There she is, shining on you, man. 1210 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,588 - I'm out of here, Flick. - No, l mean you. 1211 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,974 - L mean you. - We're all the same. 1212 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,634 Give me a hug, man. 1213 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,097 - I'm out of here. - Yeah, you leaving? 1214 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,729 - Setting sail, brother. - Yeah, l know. 1215 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,607 Hey, that was the most fun l had in a long time. 1216 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,019 - Mm. Fuck yeah. - For real, though. 1217 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,279 For real, though. You got God on your shoulder. 1218 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,656 No, man. 1219 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,568 Ain't that far down if we don't look, right? 1220 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,031 (exhales) 1221 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:29,788 - Hey, just promise me one thing. - Mm-hmm. 1222 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,494 Remember me. 1223 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:36,537 Every time you think of my face, you remember this. 1224 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,546 This shines bright. 1225 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,173 Fucking real bright. 1226 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:42,050 - You got it, tiger. - Go spread that light. 1227 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,461 (Moondog makes whooshing sound) 1228 00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:46,551 Shine big, brother. 1229 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:49,842 ("Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot playing) 1230 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:54,434 ♪ l can see her Iying back in her satin dress ♪ 1231 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:59,853 ♪ ln a room where you do what you don't confess J* 1232 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:03,363 ♪ Sundown, you better take care A" 1233 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:08,870 J* If l find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1234 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:12,281 1235 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:17,419 1236 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,454 (quiet chatter, Iaughter) 1237 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:23,922 ♪ She's been looking like a queen in a sailor's dream ♪ 1238 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,428 ♪ And she don't always say J* 1239 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:29,135 - J* What she really means ♪ -(thunder rumbling) 1240 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,641 - ♪ Sometimes l think ♪ -(humming) 1241 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,803 ♪ It's a shame J* 1242 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:38,691 1243 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:41,853 J* Sometimes l think it's a shame ♪ 1244 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:46,399 1245 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,235 (can crumbles) 1246 00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,869 (tosses can to ground) 1247 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:58,331 ♪ l can picture every move that a man could make... ♪ 1248 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,541 (Moondog laughs) 1249 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,456 MAN: Hey. Asshole. 1250 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:03,965 (chuckling, muttering) 1251 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:07,344 ♪ Sundown, you better take care A" 1252 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:13,134 J* If l find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1253 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,270 ♪ Sometimes l think it's a sin J* 1254 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:21,525 J* When l feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again. J* 1255 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,856 (humming) 1256 00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,816 Go ahead. 1257 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,697 Guess who's back. 1258 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,533 .Hey. -(laugh$) 1259 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,664 - Place is good, man. - What's up, man? 1260 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,122 - Oh, it's pretty lunar these days, man. -Good to see you. 1261 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,288 Got to tell you, Moondog, business is so good, 1262 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:44,002 -l bought a second boat. - Yeah? 1263 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,337 Yeah. Named it Success. 1264 00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:48,547 L just take tours to the outer key. 1265 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,680 When they see a dolphin, l act all fucking stoked, right? 1266 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,306 "Oh, it's a dolphin! 1267 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,684 - Look at the baby dolphin! Look!" -(laughs) 1268 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:58,061 Tell them to dive in. Make sure they don't drown. 1269 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,314 Only had four deaths on my watch. 1270 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,599 Only four? 1271 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,314 Four deaths in over eight straight years 1272 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,274 of dolphin touring is a terrific record. 1273 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,279 Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily 1274 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,986 on five separate occasions, 1275 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:13,903 but each time, l get it reinstated due to a technicality 1276 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,038 -l never quite understood. -(Iaughs) 1277 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,790 It's beyond luck or karma, man. I'm blessed up, bro. 1278 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,201 - Meant to be. - Yeah. 1279 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,040 I'm cemented in this industry. 1280 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:24,296 They fucks with ole Captain Wack around these parts. 1281 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:27,879 (inhales sharply) Don't fuck with Captain Wack. 1282 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:31,216 You will get whacked fucking with Captain Wack. 1283 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,881 -(Iaughs) - What-what is this? 1284 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:36,016 (both Iaughing) 1285 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,851 Dolphins, man. l love some fucking dolphins, man. 1286 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:44,641 The sounds that come out of their mouths. 1287 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,560 - They trying to communicate with you. -Mm-hmm. 1288 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,603 All you got to do is talk back to 'em. 1289 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,022 L fell in love with dolphins 1290 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,191 ever since l saw the, uh, show Flipper. 1291 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,779 Blew me away. (imitates dolphin) 1292 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,444 How they make that noise. 1293 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,910 (both imitating dolphins) 1294 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,291 I'm telling you, l wouldn't be able to live like this 1295 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,702 if l wasn't fucking doing dolphin tours, man. 1296 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,290 L wouldn't have all this. 1297 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:08,878 This is all from dolphin tours. 1298 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,258 (both laugh) 1299 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,669 Oh, oh, l got something. 1300 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,553 - Get your ass. Goddamn. - Oh! 1301 01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:16,056 Oh, we gonna fry this motherfucker up. 1302 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,807 Yes. 1303 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:20,185 Make sure to get your taste buds ready. 1304 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,437 Yeah, this is almost done. 1305 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,893 Look here, Moondog, you come work for me, man. 1306 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,604 It'II be great. 1307 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:28,234 Dolphins are great. 1308 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,362 Way they go up and down in the water like a porpoise. 1309 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:31,487 You'll love that shit, man. 1310 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,024 - That sounds com, Wack. -Yeah. 1311 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,317 I'm in, man. 1312 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,031 - Aah! - What the fuck! 1313 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,946 - Fucking... - Man, that shit's loaded. 1314 01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:42,161 - No shit. -Man, you could've killed a dolphin, Moondog. 1315 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,703 -(Iaughing) -You want to shoot something, shoot this shit here. 1316 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,247 This is what l used in 'Nam. 1317 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:50,416 - Shit, man. - PARROT: Cocaine. 1318 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,427 Now l got to feed my coke-addicted parrot. 1319 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,803 - Yeah, yeah, set him up. -PARRüTz Cocaína. 1320 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,304 Give him some of this shit right here. 1321 01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,683 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, there you go. 1322 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,218 She gonna get high as shit. 1323 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,353 - PARROT: (squawks) Coca. - But seriously, Moondog, 1324 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,309 l could use a partner. 1325 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,315 And l got a good sense about you, man. 1326 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,272 - Like l say, I'm in, man. - Yeah, man. 1327 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:12,062 Yeah. We'll become millionaires together, man. 1328 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,980 - Ah, shit, man, let's do it. - Look at... 1329 01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,820 look how far I've come so far. 1330 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,450 - L like your style, Wack. -(Iaughs) 1331 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,031 - Look at that, look at that. - Look at that. 1332 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,447 - See the juices dripping off that? -Oh, yeah. 1333 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:24,367 - Oh, man, that's gonna be good. - That's gonna be real good, man. 1334 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,165 L like your swagger, Captain. 1335 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:29,796 Thanks, Moondog. 1336 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,797 Got nicked in 'Nam. 1337 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:34,425 - Makes me walk like a pimp. - Mm. 1338 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:37,804 Some shrapnel partially shredded my nut sack, 1339 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,932 but everything still works. Still banging. 1340 01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,264 - Yeah, you are. (laughs) - Ba-ba-ba-ba. 1341 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:45,269 Well, usually, when people call 1342 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,806 and say they're coming for the dolphin tour, 1343 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,815 -they come and they pay cash. - Yeah. Right. Right. 1344 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,898 - My bread and butter, baby. My bread and butter. -Yeah... 1345 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,735 - So you can tell in the tone of their voice, man... -Right. 1346 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:58,571 -...If they're, like, serious or not. -Exactly. 1347 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,110 If they really love the dolphins 1348 01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:02,324 and if they really want to see the dolphin. 1349 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,615 - You hear it in their voice. - Right. 1350 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:05,873 - You see? - Mm-hmm. 1351 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,204 That's right. 1352 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,119 - Come on over. -(indistinct chatter) 1353 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,754 Yes! Hi! 1354 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:16,009 Welcome. Lots of dolphins for you today. Yes. 1355 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,760 Act real stoked. Act real stoked. 1356 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,638 - Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey! 1357 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,720 Ahoy there, matey. 1358 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,600 - Welcome aboard. - Welcome. 1359 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,433 - What's your name, little lady? - Lefty Lipschitz. 1360 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,347 - L knew it. Hello, Ms. Lipschitz. -Hi. 1361 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:32,359 - Hunter. Mike. - Mike. Hello. Yes. 1362 01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:33,939 Dr. Lipschitz. Call me Ted. 1363 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,945 - AII the Schitzes. - LEFTY: One, two, three. 1364 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:38,858 J* We are the Lipschitzes J* 1365 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,741 ♪ That is our name. a' 1366 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,368 CAPTAIN WACK: Listen up, everybody. 1367 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,450 All right, we're in the middle of mating season. 1368 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,661 If you see some humping, don't look away. 1369 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,326 It's cool-looking. 1370 01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:52,587 It's nature in all its glory. Dolphins love to bone. 1371 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,748 - Oh, my God. -MOONDOG: Hey, you listen up, kids. Huh? 1372 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,212 Greatest dolphin guy in the history of dolphin guys 1373 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,797 is sharing Wisdom with you. 1374 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,384 - Thanks, Moondog. - That's a fact. 1375 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,640 Now, what he failed to mention is that these dolphins 1376 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,016 got what's called a-a corkscrew pecker. 1377 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,098 All right? 1378 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,263 A little, whippy, windy, wranky kind of thing. 1379 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,102 CAPTAIN WACK: It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. 1380 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,106 MOONDOG: So keep a Iookout. 1381 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,437 And it's orgy season, 1382 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,274 so hopefully we'll get to see something, 1383 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:17,858 -some real wild stuff. - Everybody's fucking. 1384 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,739 They're really horny this time of season. 1385 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,525 So watch your back, Carnello. 1386 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,068 Some of them prefer redheads. 1387 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,237 - Is this thing safe? - Very safe. 1388 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:27,326 L wouldn't have you on here if it wasn't safe. 1389 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:30,038 Family, l just got to tell you, l love dolphins so much. 1390 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,543 After the day, you're gonna love dolphins 1391 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:33,249 as much as l love dolphins. 1392 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,209 They don't hurt you. They just want to love you. 1393 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,964 MOONDOG: Dolphins know this man. 1394 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,842 They come from all over the world to come see Captain Wack. 1395 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,423 And they're coming to see me today. 1396 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:43,384 And you guys get to be on his boat today. 1397 01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,058 CAPTAIN WACK: All right, all right, all right. 1398 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,060 L see a few out there. 1399 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,687 We in business. Who wants to dive in? 1400 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,722 - No, we're good. - No, we're good, we're good. 1401 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,984 It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac. 1402 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,691 - Wonderful. -l think they're getting cold feet, Wack. 1403 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,698 - AII right, last chance. Any takers? -lt's all yours. 1404 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:02,778 Y'all a bunch of pussies. 1405 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:03,817 MOONDOG: Show them how it's done, Captain. 1406 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,235 We're ¡ust here for a “me tour. 1407 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:06,869 Dolphins, here l come, baby. 1408 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:11,666 (grunts) Yeah. 1409 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:14,999 Get in! This water is beautiful. 1410 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:17,004 MOTHER: Look at the dolphin. 1411 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,415 Honey, look at the dolphin. Isn't that cute? 1412 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:21,335 Lots of dolphins, motherfuckers! 1413 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:23,378 - Does that look right? - CAPTAIN WACK: Get in! 1414 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,549 - The water's perfect. - All good, Wack? 1415 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,262 - You good? -lt's great! 1416 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,894 Dolphins, here l come! 1417 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,521 Honey, honey, honey. 1418 01:05:33,555 --> 01:05:36,354 Thatdoesn%look like a dolphin fin. 1419 01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:39,986 Captain, that kind... that kind of looks like a shark fin. 1420 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,317 This must be all part of the show. 1421 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,108 I'm having a great time! It's perfect! 1422 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,778 - Mr. Wack, come back! - Mr. Wack? Mr. Wack! 1423 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,617 -(Iaughs) - MOTHER: Come back, Mr. Wack. 1424 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:53,750 - What the... what the fuck?! - Come back! 1425 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:55,000 Help! Aah! 1426 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,286 MOONDOG: Motherfucker, Captain. 1427 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,955 You put on a fucking show, man. 1428 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:00,374 This ain't no motherfucking show! 1429 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,292 Aah! 1430 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:06,505 BOY'. Whoa! That's cooHooking. 1431 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:09,049 When's the last time he clipped his toenails? 1432 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,388 - Seriously, that's gnarly, man. -(Captain Wack groaning) 1433 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,350 CAPTAIN WACK: Oh, shit! Holy shit! 1434 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,731 - Oh, Lord! -lt's just a flesh wound. Don't worry. 1435 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,766 That dolphin got teeth! 1436 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,151 Oh, shit! Where's my foot? 1437 01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:21,562 MOTHER: Okay, just hold my hand. 1438 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,948 Fuck, Wack. He got you pretty good, man. 1439 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,905 Oh, man. couldn't have been a fucking dolphin. 1440 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,990 Can't believe this shit, man. 1441 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:33,123 I'm-I'm-I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dolphin that bit you, 1442 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,750 'cause look at your foot. 1443 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,126 Listen, you're gonna be all right. 1444 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,628 You're gonna be just fine. 1445 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,083 L mean, it's just a little flesh wound. 1446 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,589 You're gonna be up dancing in no time. 1447 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,963 You going somewhere, motherfucker? 1448 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,221 Yeah. l am. 1449 01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:49,847 (laughs) 1450 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,303 Trade you, though. 1451 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,262 Foot for the hat? Huh? 1452 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:58,307 - Come on. Huh? There we go. -(Iaughs) 1453 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,100 - Hey, man. -lt's been real, Moondog. 1454 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,484 Ah, it's been more than that. 1455 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,566 It's been wack, Captain Wack. 1456 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:05,230 -(Iaughs) - Uh-huh. 1457 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,693 See you down the road. 1458 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,984 1459 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,868 (Qroans) 1460 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:28,011 Look at what the Moondog just sniffed out. 1461 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,924 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. hey, hey, hey, Linger'. 1462 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:35,970 Hey, Jimmy. I'm back. 1463 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,432 - Moondog? - Yeah, I'm back. 1464 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,188 - LINGERIE: Where the fuck you been, man? -Jesus. 1465 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,769 You look like shit. 1466 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:43,105 No, man, l look like l always look, man. 1467 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:44,815 We about to set sail. Come fuck with us. 1468 01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:46,445 There we go. 1469 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:49,107 L think we need to look at a positive I.D. on him. 1470 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,775 Make sure the motherfucker washes his feet. 1471 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,034 Take your shoes off, Dog, 1472 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,911 when you get on the fucking boat. 1473 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,744 1474 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:02,587 Glad l came up on y'all, man. 1475 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,997 LINGERIE: You did, man, but it look like 1476 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,460 you in some serious shit, though, Dog. 1477 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,920 - Yeah. - Jimmy, tell him. 1478 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,505 You in serious shit, man. 1479 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:09,965 - How you figure it's serious? - Motherfucker. l mean, 1480 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,471 l heard from some guys down, you know, 1481 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:14,553 in the U.S.-- law people, Keys people. 1482 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,514 - Word's out down there. - Word on the streets 1483 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,430 that you did escape and then the pigs is on your ass now. 1484 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,393 Both are true. 1485 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:22,853 - Def. - That's not serious. 1486 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,733 That sounds pretty com, the way you put it. 1487 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,020 Yeah, sounds like a wanted man, the way l put it. 1488 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:29,405 (vocalizes) 1489 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,567 ♪ Lost, lost in the fog. ♪ 1490 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,281 - Yeah. - Trying to find the dog. 1491 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,820 - Yeah. -(Iaughs) 1492 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,364 -r Lost 'm the 10g a" -S Trying to ünd the dog A" 1493 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:40,625 - ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ - Okay, there it is. 1494 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:43,537 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1495 01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:46,582 ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ 1496 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:52,087 J* And I'm looking for the Moondog J* 1497 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,803 J* He had it all J* 1498 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,093 ♪ He had money, cars J* 1499 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,104 - ♪ Everything you could possibly imagine ♪ -Mm-hmm. 1500 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,641 ♪ But this is the story of the death of a dream a" 1501 01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:07,652 -x Death of a dream r -r The one who had a" 1502 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,529 - J* Who has not anymore J* - ♪ What does it mean? 1503 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,236 - X Moondog a" -kbarkingn 1504 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,446 - J* Come on, Dog, come on, Dog ♪ -(continues barking) 1505 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,907 Sit, boo-boo, sit, sit! Sit, boa-bao, sit! 1506 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:20,039 -(continues barking) -(indistinct chatter, Iaughter) 1507 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,952 J* It's the motherfuckin' Moondog ♪ 1508 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,460 (howling) 1509 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,041 ♪ Howling at the moon ♪ 1510 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,831 - J* It's the Dog, y'all J* - Yeah, yeah. 1511 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:31,505 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo. a" 1512 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,135 Yeah! 1513 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,967 (other whooping, Iaughing) 1514 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,176 LINGERIE: l got something l gotta 1515 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,557 get off my chest with you, man. 1516 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,183 L don't even really know how to say it. 1517 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:40,594 I'm just gonna come clean. 1518 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,683 L was having an affair with Minnie, man. 1519 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,722 Several years, behind your back. 1520 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:48,189 I'm talking about really sexually wild 1521 01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:51,070 experiences with your wife, man. 1522 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,653 Yeah, l figured as much. 1523 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,990 But l do know she didn't love me. 1524 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:59,245 She loved my sex, but she didn't love me. 1525 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,952 L was the R-and-B singer with the big ding-a-Iing. 1526 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:06,290 L was just a diversion until you came back, you dig? 1527 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,456 But she honestly loved you. l know that for a fact. 1528 01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:10,874 She did, didn't she? 1529 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,667 She loved the fuck out of you, Moondog. 1530 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:15,383 And l loved her, man. Still do. 1531 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:18,264 - So sexual. - Hypersexual. 1532 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,765 - Oh, man. - Oh, man... 1533 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:21,016 The moves that she'd do in the bedroom. 1534 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,427 She had these tiny hands. 1535 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:23,936 1536 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,517 They made my cock look so big. 1537 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,647 Oh, wow, you should have seen 1538 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,103 what mine looked like in her hands. 1539 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,771 The way she went down, l mean, l could just see her right now. 1540 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:33,438 - And then you make eye contact... -Yeah, yeah, yeah... 1541 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,698 l hear you, l hear you. Th-That's enough, that's enough. 1542 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,359 L hear you. 1543 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,529 L had a crazy-ass dream to help you get out 1544 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,368 that motherfuckin' thing that you in. 1545 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,329 L had a dream you was dressed like a woman to help you escape. 1546 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,164 - A woman? - Yeah. 1547 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:49,374 JIMMY: l had the same dream. l had this guy, 1548 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,586 a buddy in Vietnam, dressed up like a geisha. 1549 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,546 Walked out of the war. 1550 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,177 (laughter) 1551 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,757 - Get in touch with your... - LINGERIE: His femininity. 1552 01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,342 - Yeah, femininity. - Tap into it, man. 1553 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,099 It may not be a bad look after all, you understand me? 1554 01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,760 L could see you with a dress on. 1555 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,678 JIMMY: Moondoggy-doggy might get used to it. 1556 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,644 Yeah. The Dog in a dress and some high heels. 1557 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:10,934 - And let him strut the runway. -(Iaughter) 1558 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,477 It's a ridiculous idea. It's... 1559 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,192 It's kind of fuckin' freaky ingenious, guys. 1560 01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,448 L think l already got the underwear right. 1561 01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:19,075 1562 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,361 And if l got my walk right, 1563 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:23,871 this would be too easy. 1564 01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:25,782 Oh, look at this! 1565 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:28,952 Go ahead and give 'em the whole moon there, Moondog. 1566 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,666 - You hear me? -l hear you. 1567 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,205 Hey, you actually look good, Dog. 1568 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,749 MOONDOG: l mean, it's kind of fuckin' freaky, right? 1569 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,259 LINGERIE: l mean, it's supposed to look freaky. 1570 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,760 Right now, you a freaky little bitch. 1571 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,013 That's what's gonna throw the police off, you dig? 1572 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:42,048 (laughing) 1573 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,433 - Moondog. -(chuckles) 1574 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:46,185 Ain't nobody gonna fuckin' recognize you 1575 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,392 in that shit right there, especially the fuckin' pigs. 1576 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,182 1577 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:52,976 You know what the challenge of this situation's gonna be? 1578 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:53,976 LINGERIE: Yes, ma'am? 1579 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:55,645 Dudes are gonna want my shit. 1580 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,030 (laughter) 1581 01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,691 LINGERIE: Motherfuckin' Moondog! 1582 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:01,530 (cheering) 1583 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:04,320 LINGERIE: We schleppin' through the city unseen. 1584 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,036 What a disguise. A perfect disguise, baby. 1585 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:09,075 Any of your bitches gonna get hot on you 1586 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:12,336 they see you riding around with a hot blonde like me? 1587 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:15,249 They gonna like the fact. This is that interracial shit. 1588 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,758 Like Jim Brown with Raquel Welch. 1589 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,089 You know what I'm talking about? 1590 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:20,969 L love it when a plan comes together. 1591 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,516 Anything for a friend. 1592 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:28,019 (Moondog and Lingerie Iaughing) 1593 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,020 - Yes. Yes! - This is what... 1594 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,522 - I'm lookin' at heaven. - Yes! 1595 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:32,853 Heaven looks like, Linger'. 1596 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:34,892 Think of it like this, Dog. 1597 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,231 I'm gonna give you so much of this, 1598 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,271 you gonna be able to write you a couple of novels 1599 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,905 or that poetry shit. 1600 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,192 - Ah, poetry. - Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout poems 1601 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:45,282 -out your motherfuckin' asshole. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1602 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:47,993 This... this is the safecracker right here. 1603 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,954 To crack the safe to writing that thing, 1604 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,665 and getting that money. 1605 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,751 'Cause this is the key to unlocking 1606 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:59,418 all of those juices in that head of yours. 1607 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,131 Trust me. 1608 01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:07,015 1609 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,892 (sirens wailing) 1610 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,314 - The cops, they here. - LINGERIE: Say what? 1611 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,396 The pigs is here right now? 1612 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:20,400 Fuck! l must have been high as a motherfucker 1613 01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,735 when l hatched that plan. 1614 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,399 Gas up the seaplane. 1615 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,443 Go get my shit out the magica¡ room. 1616 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,327 Somebody scrape up Moondog. 1617 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:30,205 It's time to go. Let's load this shit up. 1618 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,957 Let's get rolling. Stop dillydallying. 1619 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,038 The cops is coming. 1620 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,952 Load up the motherfuckin' Rasta van. 1621 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,291 I'm bringing y'all for the music. 1622 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,582 We on the run, like we used to be back in the days. 1623 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:39,795 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1624 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,834 MAN: Hurry, mon, hurry. Put it in now. Move, move! 1625 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,597 Lingerie, close the fuckin' door. It's time to go. 1626 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,348 You know l got the motherfuckin' master plan. 1627 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:50,055 My Rasta, he gonna fly you to the Keys on my seaplane. 1628 01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,641 (Moondog laughs) 1629 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:55,272 MOONDOG: Time to get me down to Key West, baby. 1630 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:57,354 Cops ain't never gonna catch the Moondog. 1631 01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:59,143 LINGERIE: Moondog, come on, hurry up. 1632 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,562 Get this shit on the plane, fastlike. 1633 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,605 MOONDOG: l hope we got enough weed for this. 1634 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:05,070 1635 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,484 (chuckles) Shit. 1636 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,243 This is gonna be fun. 1637 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,405 Didn't know it'd be this easy. 1638 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:13,575 Hey, uh... is he a good pilot? 1639 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:15,209 LINGERIE: Not at all. 1640 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:16,459 - Not at all? - No, man. 1641 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,121 He got glaucoma in both his eyes. 1642 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,880 But when he's zooted off of that shit, 1643 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,791 heWlgetyou where you need to be. 1644 01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:24,176 But, Dog, you gonna need some cash for the splash. 1645 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,633 Ah, that's gonna cush the Ianding. 1646 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:29,470 - Yes, sir. - Well, what can l say, Linge'? 1647 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:32,477 We shall meet again on some distant shore, my friend. 1648 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,180 Yeah. 1649 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:38,350 The sun, the rain and the motherfuckin' moon. 1650 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:39,938 You make us proud down there, you hear me? 1651 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:42,149 Time for Iiftoff, Linge'. Time for Iiftoff. 1652 01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:43,403 Be good, or be good at it. 1653 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,485 - Yeah. - When l smoke enough weed 1654 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,776 and drink the 'shroom tea, 1655 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,617 a few lines of dainty white Bogotá coca... 1656 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,407 - Yeah... - Shit, man! 1657 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:55,745 - Woof! Woof! - Woof! 1658 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:58,912 Man, l get insane vision, 1659 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,752 and the vision guide like a spirit 1660 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,633 in a direct line to our final destination. 1661 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,261 - Destination, yeah. - Safe and sound. 1662 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:10,047 - L don't fuck around. - Ah, you know what, 1663 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,807 it doesn't even matter what you said. 1664 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,185 It just sounds so fuckin' good how you say it. 1665 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,434 You know, I'm 98% blind. 1666 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,314 That's perfect. 1667 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:21,726 1668 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,440 (Rasta Iaughing) 1669 01:15:36,323 --> 01:15:38,917 1670 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,373 (laughing) 1671 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,549 They don't even know, man. (chuckles) 1672 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:50,839 MAN: Moondog, what you got?! 1673 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,427 MOONDOG: Riding through the slipstream 1674 01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,513 with a whole lot of green. 1675 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,427 - MAN: Gimme some of that, bro! -(Iaughing) 1676 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,642 - WOMAN: Moondog, l love you! - Hey. Yeah. 1677 01:15:58,679 --> 01:15:59,931 Love you, too. 1678 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,350 -(Iaughter) - WOMAN: What's up, Moondog? 1679 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,235 - Ooh... Ooh... -(Iaughter) 1680 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,522 MAN: Yeah, man! 1681 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:10,112 -(Iaughter) - WOMAN: Hey, Moondog. 1682 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,368 (Moondog humming) 1683 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:18,374 - Honey, I'm home. - Oh, Moondog! 1684 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,375 (speaking Spanish) 1685 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:24,754 Mm... 1686 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,507 All right, that's enough! 1687 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,668 This is my Cuban maid. 1688 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,837 Ooh, l think l need some of that. 1689 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,222 Let's get the party started. 1690 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,053 - AII right. - Salud. 1691 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,014 All right! 1692 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,224 1693 01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,448 (laughing) 1694 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:10,046 WOMAN: Hey, Moondog! 1695 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,303 (laughing) 1696 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:14,384 1697 01:17:14,421 --> 01:17:16,298 (chicken clucking) 1698 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,524 MAN: Thank you for meeting with me today. 1699 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:35,193 MOONDOG: Yeah, my pleasure. I-l don't remember 1700 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,202 the last time l did one of these. 1701 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:38,783 Got an interesting me. 1702 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,915 How'd you pull it off? How'd you do it? 1703 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:45,044 L only pull it off how l do it. (Iaughs) 1704 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:47,296 l mean, look, l could tell you that I've... 1705 01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:49,673 been trying to uncover the abyss 1706 01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,631 beneath my illusory connection with the world. 1707 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:55,387 L could tell you that it's all written in the stars. 1708 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:58,516 L could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac. 1709 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:00,347 I'm quite certain that the world 1710 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,352 is conspiring to make me happy. 1711 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,138 All three of which are true, but... 1712 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,229 it's really a little simpler than that. 1713 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:10,566 L like to have fun, man. 1714 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,480 Fun's the fucking gun, man. 1715 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:16,491 Also, l like boats. 1716 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,493 L like the water. l like the sunshine. 1717 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,950 L like beautiful women a lot. 1718 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,831 And then l get all these things going, man. 1719 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,208 They're all turning me on. 1720 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,584 My wires are connecting upstairs, 1721 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,666 and l start to hear music in my head. 1722 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,377 You know? And the world's reverberating 1723 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,882 back and forth, and l hit the frequency, 1724 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,214 and l start to dance to it, and my fingers get moving, 1725 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,549 my head's getting soupy. 1726 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,589 I'm spinning all over the fucking place, 1727 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:42,056 and the fucking words come out. 1728 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:44,971 It's like it's a fucking gift. 1729 01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:46,559 What makes you, Moondog, 1730 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,567 different than all these other people? 1731 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,608 Seriously? 1732 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:55,364 You mean the ones up north on the mainland? 1733 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,492 The ones racing to their red light, 1734 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,948 the ones stuck in their ways, a little bit too busy 1735 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:05,082 to check inside and say howdy, howdy, do? 1736 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,868 That shit's not for me, man. l mean, fuck, man. 1737 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,459 So many people trip themselves when they're running downhill. 1738 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,999 Life's hard enough. Why would you fucking want to do that? 1739 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,418 L mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. 1740 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,132 Ijust want to have a good time 1741 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,466 until this shit's over, man. 1742 01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,677 This life gig's a fucking rodeo. 1743 01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:23,388 I'm gonna suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw-dog 1744 01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,928 till the wheels come off. Mmm. 1745 01:19:25,970 --> 01:19:28,223 - Let me ask you something. - Come on. 1746 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,732 - Off the record. - Come on. 1747 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,235 What's up with the Women's clothes? 1748 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:36,022 - What Women's clothes? - LEWIS: Motherfucker, 1749 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:37,406 my phone was dead. 1750 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,658 L held a funeral for that motherfucker. 1751 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:42,536 L had people giving speeches in remembrance 1752 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:45,072 of the time when my phone was alive. 1753 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:47,537 But 'xt is back to me. 1754 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,747 lt has resurrected, 1755 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:54,916 and the phone-a is a-ringing off of the hook-a. 1756 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:57,176 -(Iaughs) -Calling you motherfucking van Gogh 1757 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,086 with words, baby. 1758 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,176 They calling you Walt Disney. They want to freeze 1759 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,965 your motherfucking brain when you die. 1760 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:06,307 1761 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:09,643 But you was acting like a little fuck-boy for a minute. 1762 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,432 (both laugh) 1763 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,317 And l had to admit... 1764 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:18,276 true genius takes true guidance, takes true pushing. 1765 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:21,488 - Let me tell you something. -(Iaughs) 1766 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:23,698 - Please, tell me something. - Moondog. 1767 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,410 Tell me something. 1768 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,792 You up for a motherfucking Pulitzer. 1769 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,498 My book's up for a Pulitzer? 1770 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,788 - Pulitzer. - Ah! 1771 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,129 (Iaughs) Minnie-boo, you hear this? 1772 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,669 (smooches) Thank you. 1773 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:43,510 And now the prize for outstanding poetry. 1774 01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:47,177 It is with great honor that l introduce to you 1775 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:51,267 - Mr. Moondog. -(applause) 1776 01:21:03,484 --> 01:21:04,451 (barks) 1777 01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:06,487 (cheering, hollering) 1778 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,912 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1779 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:17,331 (crunching) 1780 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,845 LEWIS: l had a lot in my life, 1781 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,471 but l always had this feeling like, 1782 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,132 when l left... 1783 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,345 ...no one gonna remember me. 1784 01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:35,608 But knowing you, 1785 01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:37,814 being a part of what you did... 1786 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,781 ...maybe that means something now. 1787 01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:48,203 L want to thank you. 1788 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,680 You know what l Iiked the most about being rich? 1789 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,260 Mm? 1790 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,801 You can just... 1791 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:15,474 be horrible to people, and they just have to take it. 1792 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,391 (laughing) 1793 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,949 This next poem is, uh, 1794 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:29,078 one l wrote at 3:00 a.m., 1795 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:33,457 coming down off of a two-day acid trip in the Virgin Islands. 1796 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:36,084 (chuckles) 1797 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:38,416 It's called "The Beautiful Poem." 1798 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,177 "l go to bed in Havana 1799 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,588 "thinking about you. 1800 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,681 "Pissing a few moments ago, I... 1801 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:56,973 "l looked down at my penis 1802 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,812 "with affection. 1803 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:03,612 "Knowing it has been inside you 1804 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,739 "twice today... 1805 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:10,823 ...makes me feel beautiful." 1806 01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:14,747 (applause) 1807 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,000 - MAN 1: Go, Moondog! - MAN 2: Moondog! 1808 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:19,162 (cheering) 1809 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,211 1810 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,764 (Heather chuckling) 1811 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,888 MOONDOG: Ah... 1812 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:45,233 l have to admit l didn't think you could do it, Dad. 1813 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:46,817 No? 1814 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,199 HEATHER: But you managed to pull it off somehow. 1815 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:51,201 -(Heather chuckles) - MOONDOG: Sweetie, 1816 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:54,239 told you don't ever bet against the Moondog. 1817 01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:57,283 (laughs) 1818 01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:59,577 I'm just so happy you finally dumped Limp-Dick. 1819 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,245 Oh. l know. 1820 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,629 - HEATHER: He sucked. - MOONDOG: Right? 1821 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,585 HEATHER: Yeah. 1822 01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,255 (both laugh) 1823 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:12,723 (humming) 1824 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:19,475 LAWYER'. You umocked a fortuna. 1825 01:24:19,513 --> 01:24:21,060 The money is yours. 1826 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,192 (over phone): Your complete inheritance is all yours. 1827 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,647 Congratulations. 1828 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,689 Exactly. Perfect. Listen. l want it all in cash, man. 1829 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,402 What was that? 1830 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,659 - Cash, man. C-A-S-H, cash. -(cat meows) 1831 01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,570 All greenbacks. l don't want you to put a penny 1832 01:24:34,611 --> 01:24:36,204 of that stuff in the bank. 1833 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:37,660 You know, l don't trust those llluminati 1834 01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,075 -motherfuckers. -(can popping open) 1835 01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:40,333 Now, here's what you're gonna do. 1836 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,290 L want you to buy me a sailboat. 1837 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,455 All right? Like, a 150-, 200-footer, 1838 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:46,089 something really nice, preferably vintage, 1839 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,501 and l want you to name that boat Success, 1840 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,636 after my old friend Captain Wack, 1841 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,671 and then you're gonna put the rest of the cash 1842 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:54,056 stacked in that sailboat, 1843 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,807 and l want you 1844 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,593 to sail it down here to me. 1845 01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,056 LAWYER: That's over $50 million 1846 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,687 in cash, Moondog. 1847 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:01,847 MOONDOG: All right, don't fuck it up. 1848 01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:06,564 -(kissing noises) -(cat meowing) -(Iaughing) 1849 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,902 She's gonna want to marry me now that I'm rich, right, huh? 1850 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,485 That's right. 1851 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,945 What do you think about that, huh? 1852 01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:14,485 Cash in a boat. 1853 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,278 We could do whatever we want or nothing at all. 1854 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,038 (Iaughter, chatter) 1855 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,665 - Yeah, mon. - There she is. 1856 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,201 That's beautiful. 1857 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,540 She's awesome, man. Awesome boat. 1858 01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:28,082 Got great shapes in the cargo. There's $46 million on board. 1859 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,249 -(Iaughing) - Man... 1860 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,885 we're gonna buy ourselves so much weed. 1861 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,046 Mmm. 1862 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:36,089 - What do you think about that? -(meows) 1863 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,225 (both laugh) 1864 01:25:38,258 --> 01:25:39,555 MOONDOG: You know what l want to do? 1865 01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:42,267 L want to have a big fucking firework show, man, 1866 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:44,523 invite all my friends from the Keys. 1867 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,684 None of that sparkler bullshit 1868 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:48,944 that impresses lesbians, pregnant women and babies. 1869 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,979 No, no, no, let's-let's Valhalla 1870 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,489 this motherfucker, you know what l mean? 1871 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:53,694 Raise the dead. 1872 01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:54,699 (whoops) 1873 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,781 - Make it awesome for Minnie. - Boom. 1874 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,912 Work it, Moondog. 1875 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:02,415 - Mooney, money. Money! -(Iaughing) 1876 01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,451 ("Into the Mystic" by Van Morrison plays) 1877 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,958 (crowd whooping, hollering) 1878 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,964 ♪ We were born ♪ 1879 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,251 ♪ Before the wind... a' 1880 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,679 All right, Federales, this is where you get off. 1881 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:19,841 One for you. 1882 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,100 Gracias, señor. 1883 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,886 - One for you. - Thank you. 1884 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:26,307 J* As we sailed into the mystic ♪ 1885 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:27,565 (crowd cheering) 1886 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,811 .(meowS) .(whoOP5) 1887 01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:32,274 ♪ Hark, now hear A" 1888 01:26:32,312 --> 01:26:35,816 ♪ The sailors cry ♪ 1889 01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,450 (whoops) 1890 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,034 ♪ Let your soul and spirit fly ♪ 1891 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:43,073 1892 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:45,994 (cheering) 1893 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:49,288 ♪ And when that foghorn blows J* 1894 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:52,173 - J“ l want to hear it J* -(hollering) 1895 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:57,008 ♪ l don't have to fear it, and l J* 1896 01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:01,095 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1897 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:05,850 J* Just like way back in the days of old J* 1898 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:08,940 (laughing) 1899 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:11,523 J* And magnificently we will float J" 1900 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,608 ♪ Into the mystic J* 1901 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:14,862 (meowing) 1902 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:24,622 (crowd gasping, hollering) 1903 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:34,501 ♪ l got to hear it, l don't have to fear it ♪ 1904 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:37,010 - J* And l J* -(Iaughter, chatter) 1905 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:40,047 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1906 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,054 J* Just like way back ♪ 1907 01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:44,889 J* ln the days of old J* 1908 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:50,141 J* And together we will float... J” 1909 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:52,150 That's great poetry. 1910 01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:55,233 (explosions continue) 1911 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,568 ♪ Come on, girl J* 1912 01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,483 (Moondog Iaughing) 1913 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:05,743 Oh! Holy shitfire. 1914 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,909 (exclaims) 1915 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,498 That was so much fun. 1916 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,412 (laughing) 1917 01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:19,507 (explosion booming) 1918 01:28:19,544 --> 01:28:21,546 Holy shit, huh? 1919 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:23,431 That was a dose one, wasn't it? 1920 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:28,391 Hey. vo, yo. yo! 1921 01:28:28,428 --> 01:28:31,398 -(barking) .(explosion) 1922 01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:33,308 (laughing) 1923 01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:42,359 (mutters, Iaughs) 1924 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,618 (laughing) 1925 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:53,829 ♪ Too Iate to stop now. ♪ 1926 01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:57,666 (Iaughing continues) 1927 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:03,380 Oh, what a fucking blast. 1928 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,219 1929 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,487 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1930 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:32,083 J" ls he fishing in the moonfog? J* 1931 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,456 ♪ Or running things like a wild hog? J* 1932 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,632 ♪ Never wonder at the end 'cause a" 1933 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:49,013 ♪ We've seen this act before a" 1934 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,769 ♪ Heard this monologue ♪ 1935 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:56,730 ♪ He's a wanted man with his head stuck 'm the sand a" 1936 01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:58,985 ♪ Down and disavowed a" 1937 01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,943 J* Being way too fucking loud J* 1938 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:06,986 ♪ We got to get a Ieash on that dog ♪ 1939 01:30:07,027 --> 01:30:08,324 ♪ Woof J* 1940 01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:09,863 ♪ On that dog ♪ 1941 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:17,336 ♪ He's adways dancing 'm the moonbeams a" 1942 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:22,839 ♪ Never cozy 'm the mainstream a" 1943 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:28,139 ♪ Pdways sucking up the moonüght A" 1944 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:33,262 ♪ Never reauy got his mind right S* 1945 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,393 ♪ Melted like a Fudgesicle ♪ 1946 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,108 ♪ Left out 'm the sun a' 1947 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,443 ♪ Time is running out .V 1948 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,735 ♪ He's a man on the run a' 1949 01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:49,995 ♪ Death of a dream a' 1950 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:53,202 ♪ We've got to plot a scheme J* 1951 01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:58,416 ♪ Got to get his ass out of town a" 1952 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:01,047 ♪ Hiding in the mangroves ♪ 1953 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,630 J* Till the coast is clear ♪ 1954 01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:06,591 ♪ Take him up to Disney Work! A" 1955 01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,801 ♪ Get him out of here a' 1956 01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:11,842 ♪ Looks like he's having flashbacks ♪ 1957 01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:14,432 J* Speaking Lebanese J* 1958 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:16,972 ♪ Put him in a Greyhound ♪ 1959 01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:21,860 ♪ Heading for the Keys ♪ 1960 01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:27,653 ♪ They need to never ünd the Moondog A" 1961 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:33,163 ♪ Keep him hidden 'm the moonfog A" 1962 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,418 J* A little ganja and some good grog ♪ 1963 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,170 ♪ Keep it genue to the Moondog A" 1964 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:49,179 J* l was working on a moon scheme J* 1965 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:54,681 ♪ Not exactly looking downstream J* 1966 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,981 J" Watch him hoppin' like a tree frog ♪ 1967 01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:05,236 ♪ Hope he makes 'xt to his epüogue A" 1968 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:09,275 ♪ Epilogue, demagogue, monologue J* 1969 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:11,989 ♪ A hoppin' frog A" 1970 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:15,873 ♪ Moondog. J* 1971 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:23,413 1972 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,445 1973 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,477 1974 01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,509 1975 01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:31,541 1976 01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:38,510 (music ends) 144754

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