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[MAYA] Oh, my God, Na, seventh grade!
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[ANNA CHUCKLES] I know.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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♪ Give it to me ♪
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♪ I'm so addicted ♪
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♪ To the loving ♪
♪ That you're feeding to me ♪
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[MAYA] Who else is in homeroom with us?
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- Like a Sam?
- Oh, my God, he wishes.
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He wants you so bad, it's crazy.
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Ew, Na! Never in a trillion
years, it's disgusting.
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- Like hell no!
- [ANNA] No. I know.
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Do you think Alex is
still dating Heather?
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No, absolutely not. I
heard that they broke up,
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because Heather gave a handjob to both
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Brandt J. and Dustin L. this summer.
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[ANNA] Wait, what?
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- [MAYA] Yeah.
- That whole bag?
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[MAYA] Such a slut. Oh, my God, also,
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I heard that Connie M. grew
double D's her last night at camp.
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[ANNA] That's so effed up.
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How is that even possible?
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[MAYA] I don't know. It, like,
happened in the middle of her sleep.
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[ANNA] That's so unfair that
that happens to people...
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- [MAYA] I know.
- [ANNA] ...I wish that was me.
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- Na?
- [ANNA] Huh?
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I'm gonna ask you something, and
I want you to tell me the truth.
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- Swear on your life.
- Swear.
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Do I look exactly the same as last year?
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- [ANNA] Oh, my God!
- I won't be mad. Tell me.
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- Oh, my God, not at all.
- [MAYA] I won't be mad.
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- [ANNA] Are you kidding me?
- Really?
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[ANNA] Promise.
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What are you going to wear tomorrow?
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I'm thinking, like, my blue
shirt with, uh, the stripes.
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[MAYA] Oh, my God! So cute.
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But, like, I'm also
thinking of wearing a bra.
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Oh, my God. That's, like, really smart.
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You need it for your nipples.
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Yeah.
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I feel like we should make a pact.
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Duh! Let's like... Let's,
like, do everything together.
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Yeah, no doubt, like, all our
first together like our first kiss.
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- Obviously.
- Yeah, no doubt.
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Deal.
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Oh, my God! Seventh grade
is gonna be so amazing.
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It's gonna be really, really good.
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This is gonna be like the
best year of our lives.
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[KEYPAD DIALING, BEEPS]
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Shuji, get off AOL!
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Shuji!
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Maya?
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♪ I... ♪
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♪ I am hiding ♪
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♪ The you I show to you is just a lie ♪
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♪ You take what you want ♪
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♪ You give what you take ♪
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♪ The high, high, high ♪
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What's up!
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Yeah.
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I guess I did change
a lot over the summer.
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Like, broke up with my camp boyfriend.
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Just like single now, so...
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Yeah. Line up.
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Do you like it? I changed it last night.
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No, it's stupid.
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No, it's not. It got layers.
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Mom!
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- [IN ENGLISH] What?
- I'll fix it.
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Let me try fixing it.
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OK, fine. Just like a couple of layers.
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- OK, sit.
- Just on the left side, though, OK?
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- Just like a little bit.
- OK. OK. OK.
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It's not a lot.
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On the left side...
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What are you doing with that bowl?
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What now?
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- I'm going to make it better.
- No, no, no.
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- I'm going to make it better.
- Mom!
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- I'm going to make it better.
- I'm not six anymore.
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Don't put it.
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- [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
- [MAYA IN ENGLISH] OK, but...
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OK, but not really short. OK?
Not like you've done before.
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- [YUKI] Like a layer, OK?
- [MAYA] Like a layer?
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[YUKI SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[IN ENGLISH] OK, with not, like, a bowl.
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What the fuck did you do?
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Shut up, Shuji!
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- Hi, Maya.
- Hi.
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You ready for your first
day in a new school, sweetie?
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- Yes, thanks.
- First year, Mom.
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- Oh, my God!
- I know.
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- How did you not tell me? You hair.
- I hate it. I hate it.
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- Why? It looks so good.
- No, it doesn't.
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- Are you serious?
- Does it? You swear?
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Swear.
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- Swear on my life?
- Swear on your freaking life.
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OK, I was going for
Sarah Michelle Geller,
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but then, like, I ended up with this.
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That's who I was gonna say.
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But short? -Yeah, how do l look, though?
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- You look so good.
- No, I don't.
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Yes, you do, like, so good.
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This is just like...
Doesn't fit me right.
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No. It looks amazing.
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[CACKLING]
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Oh, my God! You got spit on.
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Move your bag, dummy.
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Don't call me that.
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Maya, move your bag.
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- Are we picking up Sam next?
- [ANNA] Yeah.
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- Hi, Mrs. Kone.
- Hello!
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Hi, guys.
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Maya, what the fuck
did you do to your hair?
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- Na, you said it looked good.
- It does look good. I don't know why.
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It looks like shit, Maya.
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Suck my balls, Sam.
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Suck these balls.
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- Ew!
- That's nasty, Sam.
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[MAYA] God!
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Hey, Shuji.
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Happy Eighth grade.
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- Mom!
- [MAYA] Yeah, this is good.
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[MAYA, ANNA] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- [ANNA] Maya, be cool.
- [MAYA] I am.
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- [ANNA] Bye, Mom.
- [KATHY] Go.
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[MAYA] Thank you, Kathy.
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- Oh, my God. Maya? Maya?
- What? What?
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We have to do it at the exact same time.
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- Oh, yeah.
- First steps in the middle school.
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OK, ready? Wait.
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[BOTH] One, two, three.
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["MY OWN WORST ENEMY" BY LIT]
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♪ Can we forget about the thing I said ♪
♪ When I was drunk ♪
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♪ I didn't mean to call you that ♪
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♪ I can't remember what was said ♪
♪ And what you threw at me ♪
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♪ Please tell me ♪
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♪ Please tell me why ♪
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♪ The car is in ♪
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[BOY] Watch out.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh, my God!
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Connie M. is totally best
friends with Heather now.
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[MAYA] Ooh. Oh, my God!
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It's fricking true. They're ginormous!
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Now get loose with it ♪
♪ And get loose with it ♪
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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- Jessica Abrams.
- Here.
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- Anna Kone?
- Present.
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- Uh, Brent Jackson?
- President!
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
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OK. Cool guy.
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- Uh, Maya Ishii-Peters.
- Present.
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Ishii... Oishi... you making me hungry.
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That means food, right?
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Yeah. That's crazy.
How do you know that?
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Spent a little time in Japan
teaching English in my 20s...
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- Right. Rebecca Roth?
- [REBECCA] Here.
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- Maya.
- What?
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Um, is Alex looking at me?
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- [MR. O] Robert Terry?
- [ROBERT] Here.
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- [MR. O] Julie Burger?
- No.
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How about now? Hold on.
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[GIRL] Present.
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No.
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No, he's hitting Brandt in the balls.
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Hey. Don't. Get away from my balls.
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- [MR. O] Brian Carter?
- [BRIAN] Here.
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- He'll probably look at me later.
- [MAYA] Yeah.
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OK. Listen up, everyone.
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I have your locker assignments.
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- So you can just... take it outside.
- [BELL RINGS]
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[INDISTINCT]
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- Oh, my God!
- What are these?
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What are what?
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There's, like, all these signs.
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"Brandt loves Maya."
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[ANNA] "Dustin loves Maya."
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It says down there, too.
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Oh, my God! They all say
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"Brandt loves Maya"
and "Dustin loves Maya."
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Anna, what is happening?
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Oh, my God!
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I mean, is that like me?
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- Yeah, it's you.
- Crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait.
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They're literally the
hottest guys in the school.
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Maya, it's happening.
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Hey, Maya, come over here.
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Yeah. Come over here.
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Oh, my God!
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- Come with me. Come with me.
- I can't.
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- No, no, no. Come with me.
- They didn't say me.
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- They only said you.
- OK, all right.
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- OK.
- You got it.
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What's up!
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You look so different.
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Thanks. Um...
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Yeah. I got a... I got
a haircut last minute.
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Oh, where did you get it?
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Where did I get it?
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- At the salon, that was like called...
- Superb.
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Salon Superb.
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Hmm. Never heard of that one.
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Becca!
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But whatever you did, it worked.
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Because Brandt and Dustin obviously
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think you're, like, so fine this year.
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No, they don't. You guys...
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- They're totally into you.
- Everyone's talking about it.
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- They were staring at you.
- Stop!
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Yeah, Brandt's so fine,
and they both like you.
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- Isn't that amazing?
- I know, like, what!
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- Crazy!
- It's crazy, you guys,
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like, I'm losing my mind right now.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[MAYA] They think I'm fine,
and Heather likes my haircut.
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- [ANNA] Brandt loves you...
- Brandt loves Maya...
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- Dustin loves Maya.
- Dustin loves you.
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Wait. Wait a second. Wait.
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Is there another Maya?
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[WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCT]
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- No.
- No.
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No. I can't... I can't think of anyone.
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- Yeah. So it's me.
- It's you.
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It's me. Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Hey! You two!
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You think you can talk over me?
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[BOTH] No.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've got my eye on you two.
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[MAYA SIGHS]
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Oh, my God!
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[KIDS CHEERING]
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- [GIRL 1] Come, come on.
- [GIRL 2] Get him, get him.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry,
but, like, here comes Brandt.
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God, no!
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[BOY] OK, just throw it.
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Stop! Stop. Stop!
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♪ Lying in your arms ♪
246
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,723
♪ So close together ♪
247
00:10:53,806 --> 00:10:57,606
♪ Didn't know just what I had ♪
248
00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:01,655
But then again, there's
Dustin. He's fly.
249
00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:04,285
♪ Now I toss and turn ♪
250
00:11:04,578 --> 00:11:05,580
♪ Cause I... ♪
251
00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:08,209
His earring is so hot.
252
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,673
- Yeah, I know.
- [MAYA] He is so cute.
253
00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:17,938
And then there's... him.
254
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:22,363
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
255
00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:27,498
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
256
00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:30,128
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
257
00:11:30,212 --> 00:11:35,222
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
258
00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:38,521
Earth to Blondie! Batter up!
259
00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:40,525
- Sorry.
- Anna, that's you. Oh, my God, go.
260
00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:44,908
[MAYA] Go, Na!
261
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,121
You got this.
262
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,710
Kick it, Na!
263
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,337
Kick it. Kick it!
264
00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:57,976
- [COACH WHISTLES]
- [ANNA GASPS]
265
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:02,192
[HOLIVIDO] Man down.
Everybody, sit down.
266
00:12:02,276 --> 00:12:05,908
Hey, you! Take your victim to the nurse.
267
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,630
I'm really, really,
really, really sorry.
268
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:14,968
It's chill.
269
00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:18,809
Um, it's crazy, though,
270
00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:21,899
because you don't even look
bad with blood on your face.
271
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,242
Um, do you know my friend Maya?
272
00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:28,537
Nah.
273
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,379
Oh, my God, that... that's crazy.
274
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,841
That's her nickname for me.
275
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,302
Na.
276
00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:39,350
Um, she's my best friend. She's amazing,
277
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,774
and actually two of your best
friends are, like, in love with her.
278
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,905
So it's like, how do you pick, you know,
279
00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:48,744
'cause, like, I've only ever
been in love with one person.
280
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:57,052
Brandt's nice, but you
know, Dustin has an earring.
281
00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:58,639
Dustin's a bitch.
282
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,526
- Dustin is a bitch?
- [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
283
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,285
Dustin is a bitch.
284
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,453
A bitch?
285
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,499
- [ANNA] That's what Alex said.
- Oh, my God.
286
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,564
Yeah, so I really think that
you should just go with Brandt.
287
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:16,592
I mean, obviously,
whatever you wanna do.
288
00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:18,344
But do you really
wanna do with the bitch
289
00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:19,708
that doesn't hang out with Alex?
290
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,743
I don't know. Maybe being with
a bitch is the best thing for me.
291
00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,400
Look, I like his earring. Shit.
292
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:28,424
Can't believe they're not
friends. They're not best friends?
293
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,327
Yeah, I mean, obviously, not anymore.
294
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,830
[MAYA] That is crazy.
295
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,878
OK. Well, then I don't
wanna be with him. I don't.
296
00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,900
I only wanna be with someone
who's best friends with Alex,
297
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,195
'cause I wanna be in the same room
with you for our first fingers.
298
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,057
Like, I'm not gonna do without you.
299
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,102
Seriously, like, I'm
gonna go with Brandt.
300
00:13:43,186 --> 00:13:45,440
[MRS. BELL] Quiet, please. Settle down.
301
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,031
Young sir in the Care Bear sweatshirt.
302
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,114
Huh?
303
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,536
- She's a girl.
- [ALL CHUCKLE]
304
00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:53,081
Yeah, I'm a girl.
305
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,212
Care to share something
you did over the summer?
306
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,424
Come up to the front.
307
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:07,943
[MAYA] Um...
308
00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:11,325
I guess, like, the most memorable
thing I did over this summer was
309
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,666
I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
like six times in a row.
310
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,683
And it is, like,
really funny. [CHUCKLES]
311
00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:18,969
'Cause he does, like, all this like,
312
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,462
rewind, like, fast
forward stuff, like...
313
00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,435
I'll just do it. It's like...
314
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,817
"I really wanna play,
Coach. Just give me a chance.
315
00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,614
Let's see that in instant slow-mo."
316
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:33,704
[CONTINUES IMPERSONATING]
317
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,187
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
318
00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:52,992
Really makes me laugh.
319
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,539
And he does this other
thing, where he's like...
320
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,086
Ahhh!
321
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,978
Sit down.
322
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,072
Enough of that.
323
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:15,120
OK. Everyone, take out
your summer reading,
324
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,082
and get into groups of four.
325
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:20,840
Uh, John, Lydia, Jafeer...
326
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:24,429
OK, so, what do you think about
this if I give that to Brandt?
327
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:28,312
[ANNA READING]
328
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,818
Um, it could go like this.
329
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:35,285
[MAYA READING]
330
00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:41,691
[ANNA] Look, I feel
like it needs a question.
331
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,068
[MAYA] OK. Yeah, I know. You're right.
332
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,388
And then put my name, 'cause
he won't know who it is.
333
00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,434
Perfect.
334
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,152
[ANNA] So exciting.
335
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,663
OK, Brandt.
336
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,886
I'm gonna, like, have
my first boyfriend.
337
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,053
No doubt.
338
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,725
That's freaking crazy.
339
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,454
It's amazing, and we'll go on,
like, double dates and stuff.
340
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,648
I know, with, like, Alex.
341
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:11,942
I mean, if he wants to.
342
00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,763
Dustin says yes. Dustin says yes.
343
00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:14,910
- Brandt says yes.
- I do not say yes.
344
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:15,965
- Yes, he does.
- No, I do not.
345
00:16:15,989 --> 00:16:17,053
- [BRANDT] Yes, he does.
- [DUSTIN] No, I do not.
346
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,622
Oh, my God, wait.
347
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,545
Dustin, that is, like,
so presumptuous to think
348
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,064
that she's asking you. She asked him.
349
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,590
You guys, stop.
350
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,513
This is, like, so mean. Just tell her.
351
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:28,809
[DUSTIN] U-G-I-S, biyatch!
352
00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,353
- UGIS.
- UGIS.
353
00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:32,065
[BOTH YELLING]
354
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,735
Wait, what?
355
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,531
Oh, honey, don't you know?
356
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,535
It means ugliest girl in school.
357
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,006
[BOY] UGIS!
358
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,759
[BECCA] They're so mean.
359
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:49,200
And they said they don't know
why you are wearing a bra, Anna,
360
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,061
'cause there's nothing to go in it.
361
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,609
I'm so sorry.
362
00:16:55,486 --> 00:16:58,535
It's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is really funny.
363
00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,916
[BOYS] UGIS! UGIS!
364
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,439
- Thanks for telling me, Becca.
- [BECCA] You're welcome.
365
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,175
- OK.
- Bye.
366
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,595
Bye.
367
00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:19,535
It's not they like my haircut.
368
00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:21,246
They're assholes.
369
00:17:21,497 --> 00:17:23,209
[MAYA] No. They were right.
370
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,344
- I am ugly. I'm a freaking freak.
- No, you're not.
371
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,058
Like... [SNIFFLES]
372
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,645
I'm UGIS.
373
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:37,822
Maya, if UGIS means beautiful unicorn,
374
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:41,830
then yeah, you... you you're
UGIS. Then, yeah, you are.
375
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,334
No. Na, do you understand, like,
376
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,673
I'm the ugliest girl in school.
377
00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:49,679
You get that in your skull?
378
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,518
Like, to love me is the biggest insult.
379
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,981
Like, that's what it means.
380
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,609
[MAYA SOBBING]
381
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:02,495
Then I guess, you know, I've
been insulted the greatest.
382
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,233
["HANGING BY A MOMENT" BY LIFEHOUSE]
383
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,450
♪ I'm desperate for changing ♪
384
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:25,416
♪ Starving for truth ♪
385
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,466
♪ I'm closer to where I started ♪
386
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,263
♪ Chasing after you ♪
387
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:36,355
♪ I'm falling even
more in love with you ♪
388
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:40,196
♪ Letting go of all I've held onto ♪
389
00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:47,670
You literally look, like, hot right now.
390
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,679
You know, none of this
actually makes any sense.
391
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:52,763
I know.
392
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,927
Like Terra Newback? It's a
hunchback for Pete's sake.
393
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:56,622
Yeah, I know. Or freaking
Cindy Puchak like?
394
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,023
Her mole covers her whole neck.
395
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,152
It's the size of my
face, like, it's bigger.
396
00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:01,906
And like, think about Beth Mahoney.
397
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,537
Beth Mahoney is freaking busted like...
398
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,708
- She's UGIS.
- She's so UGIS.
399
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,377
- Like I'm UGIS?
- You're not UGIS.
400
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,883
- Hey, UGIS.
- Go fuck your mom.
401
00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,220
They're all a bunch of fuckers.
402
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,272
We just have to do something about this.
403
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,525
Anna, I can't.
404
00:19:22,322 --> 00:19:23,617
I have an idea.
405
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:26,706
Do you know where the
eighth graders sit?
406
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,463
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
407
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,825
You shouldn't be here.
408
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,246
- Get out of here, freaks.
- OK.
409
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,517
- [SHUJI] Fucking leave.
- We should go.
410
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,378
Shuji, no. It's important. Stop.
411
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:52,381
[ANNA] Um...
412
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,762
They were these boys in our grade,
413
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,308
who were not kind to...
414
00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:59,563
- I need you to beat them up, Shuji.
- Yeah.
415
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,526
[MAYA] Like, it just needs to happen.
416
00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:02,945
Why should I?
417
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,034
See. Like I told you he wouldn't care.
418
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,497
This is literally, like,
the worst day of my life,
419
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:10,836
and he'll probably call me UGIS, too.
420
00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:14,342
Did you just say UGIS?
421
00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,096
Yeah.
422
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,945
UGIS is the worst
thing you can be called.
423
00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:27,035
The list of UGIS's past,
they're all heinous dogs.
424
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:28,120
There's a list?
425
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:31,293
Look, I'm not gonna
beat up a seventh grader,
426
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,838
but I can teach you some words.
427
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,176
Um, what do they look like?
428
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:38,390
Um. Well, like, um...
429
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:44,110
Brandt, he, like, has this,
like, chestnut silky hair,
430
00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:46,364
and it's like, he has brown honeydew...
431
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,160
No, what are his bad features?
432
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,999
Oh.
433
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,291
[ANNA] Um...
434
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,884
- I think he's like, he's, like, short.
- Mm-hmm.
435
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,513
- That's true.
- Yeah. That's good.
436
00:20:57,596 --> 00:20:58,973
- [MAYA] Is that good?
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,995
- And like, Stacy Davis told me that...
- Oh, yeah.
438
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,739
...she gave me a handy
when his dad was sick
439
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,150
to help make him feel better,
440
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,446
and she said he's not circumcised,
441
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,117
and it looks like an aardvark.
442
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,494
That's what she said.
443
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,600
OK, for sure, you're gonna
wanna bring up the aardvark dick.
444
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,795
- OK.
- OK, this is what you're gonna say.
445
00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:16,843
Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit,
446
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,557
I would never touch that
aardvark dick with a 10-foot pole,
447
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,476
so suck it, bitch.
448
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,029
You got it?
449
00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:30,077
Yeah. Yeah.
450
00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:31,747
- That was great.
- OK. All right.
451
00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,417
- OK.
- Don't...
452
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,712
Come on.
453
00:21:36,841 --> 00:21:38,845
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
454
00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:43,478
[GIRL CHUCKLES]
455
00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:46,234
You guys. You guys!
456
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:50,075
After school, I'm gonna
bitch out Brandt and Dustin.
457
00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:52,038
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- Magic.
458
00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,712
She's gonna get her butt kicked.
459
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,310
- You can do this.
- Yeah.
460
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:05,165
Like don't let anyone
stop you from your dreams.
461
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,441
Yeah.
462
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,129
[MOUTHING]
463
00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:24,185
- What's up?
- So what's up!
464
00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:26,356
- What's up?
- What's up?
465
00:22:26,899 --> 00:22:29,028
- You midget!
- What are you doing?
466
00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:30,447
[MOUTHING]
467
00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,869
- Midget!
- OK.
468
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:34,790
Midget.
469
00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:37,587
You midget. Aardvark.
You got an aardvark?
470
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,259
- You got an aardvark.
- I... I have a dog.
471
00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:42,179
Has a dog.
472
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,326
- You're a piece of shit!
- Yeah, you're a piece of shit!
473
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,812
Oh, damn, you're gonna take that?
474
00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:47,607
Midget piece of shit.
475
00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:49,027
- [KIDS CHEERING]
- Yeah, what?
476
00:22:50,947 --> 00:22:52,283
Come on. Come on, fight.
477
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:54,538
Yeah! Yeah! You mi...
478
00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,082
You midget piece of shit! Yeah!
479
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:57,376
You gonna take that?
480
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,939
- You better take that.
- Yeah, take that.
481
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,800
- You gonna take that?
- What?
482
00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,596
- You're a midget piece of shit!
- Yeah!
483
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:06,186
And you got an aardvark dick,
and that's why your dad died.
484
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:12,198
- Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go! Go!
- Yes!
485
00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:14,160
[MAYA EXCLAIMING]
486
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,047
[DUSTIN] Hey, Brandt, are you OK?
487
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,513
Can't believe you'd bring up his dad.
488
00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:25,850
What the fuck? Come on.
489
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,105
You can't help it if Dustin's a bitch.
490
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,232
Fuck you!
491
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:30,902
- [CAR HORN HONKS]
- Oh, my God, my mom!
492
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,031
- Go! Go!
- Maya...
493
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,035
It's OK.
494
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,968
[MAYA] Did I go too far today?
495
00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:47,226
[ANNA] I mean, like, it was
definitely, like, intense.
496
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:50,232
I probably shouldn't have
said that about his dad.
497
00:23:50,322 --> 00:23:52,243
[ANNA] Yeah. I mean, it was crazy.
498
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:54,006
But, like, his dad did die.
It's just a fact.
499
00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:55,060
Oh, wait, Na.
500
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:56,805
Oh! Mayi?
501
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,169
Mayi? Hello?
502
00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,922
- Hold on.
- OK.
503
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,517
[SHUJI VOICE-OVER READING]
504
00:24:10,773 --> 00:24:11,817
[ANNA] What you doing?
505
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,240
I mean, Maya, are you there?
506
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,833
- Oh, my God, Na!
- Oh, my God, what?
507
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,633
- Oh, my God!
- What?
508
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,893
Holy f-balls!
509
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,894
[MAYA] Can't do this.
510
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,904
I don't wanna face everyone.
511
00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,580
I don't wanna do seventh grade.
512
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,418
I'm not doing seventh grade by myself.
513
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,255
No, it's gonna be a
lot easier for you now.
514
00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:48,009
I mean, like, you should go.
515
00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:50,556
Maya.
516
00:25:51,975 --> 00:25:54,773
You are my actual rainbow gel pen
517
00:25:55,817 --> 00:26:00,242
in a sea of blue and black
writing utensils, like...
518
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,138
- I'm not doing it alone.
- Really?
519
00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:03,373
Yeah! Duh!
520
00:26:03,874 --> 00:26:06,045
- So we'll do it together?
- Yeah.
521
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,527
Just one step at a time. It's
not like it's gonna last forever.
522
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:09,970
- Yeah, it's not.
- Like...
523
00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,515
And, like, I'll do it you do it.
524
00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:13,503
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
525
00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:14,676
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
526
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,536
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
527
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,869
Wait.
528
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:26,753
We have to do it at
the exact same time, OK?
529
00:26:29,551 --> 00:26:32,139
One, two...
530
00:26:34,644 --> 00:26:37,692
♪ I wish I could tie
you up in my shoes ♪
531
00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,071
♪ Make you feel unpretty too ♪
532
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:43,203
♪ I was told I was beautiful ♪
533
00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:45,415
♪ But what does that mean to you? ♪
534
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:48,631
♪ Look into the mirror ♪
♪ Who's inside there ♪
535
00:26:48,714 --> 00:26:50,718
♪ The one with the long hair ♪
536
00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:55,268
♪ Same old me again today, yeah ♪
537
00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:59,276
♪ You can buy your
hair if it won't grow ♪
538
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,865
♪ You can fix your nose if he says so ♪
539
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:05,497
♪ You can buy all the make-up ♪
♪ That M. A. C can make ♪
540
00:27:05,873 --> 00:27:09,923
♪ But if you can't look inside you ♪
541
00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:12,094
♪ Find out who am I to ♪
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