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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,042 [soft relaxing music] 2 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:32,667 [cell phone ringing] 3 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:38,083 ["A Cause Des Garcons" by Yelle] 4 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:46,751 [cell phone ringing] 5 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,918 [cell phone ringing] 6 00:00:55,959 --> 00:00:58,834 [moaning] 7 00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:03,083 [music intensifies] 8 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,626 - Fuck! 9 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:56,667 Hmm, watch it! 10 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,584 [Allie moaning] Oh! 11 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,626 [Mary] How many times 12 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,626 do I have to tell you this, Mom? 13 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:10,959 I'll call you! 14 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:13,375 Allie? 15 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:25,459 Allie, is that you? 16 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,417 [Allie] Yeah... 17 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:33,000 Okay, so just so you know, 18 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:35,834 I really, really have to... 19 00:02:38,209 --> 00:02:39,500 [Pam] poo. 20 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,792 - Bye. 21 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:45,292 Thank you so much for dinner. 22 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,042 I hope Allie's doing okay? 23 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,876 [Allie] 24 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,876 Ah, you were at dinner 25 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,876 for like three hours. 26 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,918 And where the fuck were you? 27 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,918 I had to tell my parents 28 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,167 you were on your period. 29 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:03,918 Ugg! Gross! 30 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,792 I overslept. 31 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,417 I just laid down 32 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,417 for a little nappy nap, 33 00:03:08,459 --> 00:03:09,709 and then... 34 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,751 I couldn't get my ass 35 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,751 out of bed. 36 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,584 And then you clearly 37 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,584 didn't get ready once you did? 38 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,834 Well, you know, 39 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,834 I can't get ready without you. 40 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:17,125 [soft laugh] 41 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,959 So can we... go get ready now? 42 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,042 -I'm ready! 43 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,042 -Oh I'm sorry, 44 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,918 my name's Kort, and I'm so cute. 45 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,918 I don't even need 46 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,918 to get dressed up to get hit on. 47 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,292 Let's have a parade. 48 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:32,792 Bitch! 49 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,292 Thanks, 50 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,292 that's really sweet of you! 51 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,667 Whatever. I'm going to go 52 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,667 get started. 53 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:36,876 I might even shave my pussy. 54 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,667 Oh, put my name 55 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,667 on those left overs 56 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 because I don't want these sluts 57 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 eating our shit 58 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 when we're not here. 59 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,250 Why your name? I can be mean. 60 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,709 Just put my name on it. 61 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,250 These girls know 62 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,250 I don't play games. 63 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,125 [Kort] Oh, you mean 64 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,125 you're a bitch? 65 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:53,792 Oh, okay! 66 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:53,792 Well, that was kind of... mean! 67 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:55,417 Thanks. 68 00:03:55,459 --> 00:03:56,792 [fast paced music] 69 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,209 [water running] 70 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:05,876 [Allie] So... 71 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,542 I'm thinking this is the year 72 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,542 I get a boyfriend, 73 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,209 You know, I'm sick of blacking 74 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,209 out fucking frat guys, 75 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,375 It's like, I just want 76 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,375 to settle down, you know? 77 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,334 I mean, last year I had 78 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,334 my slutty sophomore stand, 79 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,834 which was fine. 80 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,417 I'm not going to judge 81 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,417 myself for that. 82 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,709 I mean, 83 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,709 we all go through our phases. 84 00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:20,876 Except for you! 85 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,584 But... Whatever, 86 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,584 I just feel like... 87 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,417 This is my year... you know? 88 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,751 Until we go abroad, that is. 89 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 Well, I don't think 90 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 you can really plan 91 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 for that sort of thing. 92 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:35,125 Whatever, dude. I'll... 93 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,751 have some flings with some Brits 94 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,751 while we're there, 95 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:38,000 and then when I get back... 96 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:41,709 We'll date! 97 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,459 Then he'll propose shortly 98 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,459 after graduation, and then... 99 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,417 Move to Silver Springs. 100 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,209 He'll get a six figure job 101 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,209 working for an embassy and... 102 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,626 That will be that! 103 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,209 Or you can get 104 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,209 a six figure job. 105 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:52,792 Okay, whatever. How do I look? 106 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,709 [vibrant music] 107 00:04:54,751 --> 00:04:55,792 You look hot! 108 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:57,542 Really? 109 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,417 Yeah, seriously you look good. 110 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,167 I don't know... 111 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:03,751 I just hope I look fuckable. 112 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,709 [Luce] Yeah, I don't know, 113 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,709 I was walking from campus today, 114 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,459 and I just kept finding 115 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,459 these feathers. 116 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,083 Feather, after feather, 117 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,083 after feather... 118 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,292 Feathers? 119 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,792 Yeah, 120 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,792 it's a Native American thing. 121 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,250 Alright, so the guys 122 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,250 say to get there at ten, 123 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,918 and bring some money 124 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,918 for the keg. 125 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:25,334 [Luce] Are you sure? 126 00:05:25,876 --> 00:05:28,375 Whatever, I'm sure 127 00:05:25,876 --> 00:05:28,375 he was just like suggesting it. 128 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,751 [Luce] Don't defend him 129 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,751 because you used to blow him. 130 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,500 Okay, it's not like I sucked 131 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,500 the life out of him. 132 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,000 -I only did it once! 133 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,000 -[girls laughing] 134 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,542 Can you please pour me 135 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,542 more of that wine? 136 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:39,751 [Luce] Oh, sure thing. 137 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,250 Thanks again for the wine, Kort. 138 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:42,959 Anything for you, Mary. 139 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,042 [Pam] Don't thank her, 140 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,042 her parents bought it. 141 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,834 Anyway... 142 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:49,292 You serious, 143 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:49,292 you don't want to come out now? 144 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:50,542 I don't know. 145 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,792 My stomach's 146 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,792 kind of bothering me. 147 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,626 -[Kort] Really? 148 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,626 -Yeah! 149 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,626 Who do you say 150 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,626 is going to be there? 151 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,125 Will you just shut up 152 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,125 and get drunk with me? 153 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,626 [Allie sighing] 154 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,792 Please don't leave me with them. 155 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:05,375 -Okay, I get it. I'm your rock. 156 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:05,375 -[Kort] You are. 157 00:06:05,417 --> 00:06:06,792 [glasses clinking] 158 00:06:05,417 --> 00:06:06,792 [giggling] 159 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,834 Fuck it! 160 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 [Luce] Are you two 161 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 just going to sit in there 162 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 and scissor all night, 163 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:12,334 or come fucking party with us? 164 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:14,584 [loud upbeat music] 165 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:14,584 [unintelligible chatter] 166 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:23,959 Go, go, go! 167 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,709 There we go, girl! 168 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:29,792 Yes! 169 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:33,792 Hey, hey, now come on! 170 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:40,292 [yelling] 171 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:44,000 Hey, dude, is that the way 172 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:44,000 I do that for you? 173 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,417 Shall we go get [inaudible]? 174 00:06:46,459 --> 00:06:48,167 Yeah! Let's go! 175 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:54,000 She's so cool! 176 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,626 [Allie] Okay, wait, 177 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,626 how are my boobs? 178 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,918 -You look good! 179 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,918 -[Allie] I do? 180 00:06:58,959 --> 00:06:59,959 -Yeah. 181 00:06:58,959 --> 00:06:59,959 -Do they look big? 182 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,167 I want them to look big. 183 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,334 -Yes! 184 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,334 -[Allie] They do? 185 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:03,417 Go back to what you were saying. 186 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:04,667 [Allie] Oh my god! Okay! 187 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:07,334 So, my schedule is the shit. 188 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,209 No classes on Friday, 189 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,209 like ever. 190 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,584 No classes before 1pm, and... 191 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,667 two of my classes 192 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,667 only meet once a week. 193 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,959 It's a fucking joke! 194 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,542 Your parents 195 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,542 must be really proud. 196 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,500 They should be! 197 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,500 I'm kind of a genius! 198 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,209 Okay, what is this? 199 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,459 Yeah, I called this 200 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,459 the Ben Affleck, 201 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,918 because when you drink it, 202 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,918 you're going to be gone girl. 203 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,250 [Kort] Oh Shit! 204 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,834 -[coughing] It's terrible! 205 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,834 -[Allie] What? It's so good. 206 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,876 -No, it's not. 207 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,876 -Excuse me Kortney... 208 00:07:36,918 --> 00:07:37,834 Who is it? 209 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,042 I have no idea. 210 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:42,584 Is he hot? 211 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:45,292 He's... Gorgeous! Top ten. 212 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,209 -Hey! 213 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,209 -Hi. 214 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,709 [nervous laughter] 215 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:55,959 Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, 216 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:55,959 I just... 217 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,292 I thought you were 218 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,292 really pretty. 219 00:07:58,626 --> 00:08:03,042 I got your name from... 220 00:07:58,626 --> 00:08:03,042 a friend. 221 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:06,167 Was that creepy? 222 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,000 A little bit. 223 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,417 [laughing] 224 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:11,500 -Okay, can I try again? 225 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:11,500 -Yeah. 226 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,083 -I'm Daniel... 227 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,083 -[music intensifies] 228 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,042 [door unlocking] 229 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,709 [Mary sighing] 230 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,209 [Kort] Can you hurry up? 231 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,292 Waste Of time! 232 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,209 Seriously, now you want 233 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,209 to hang out? 234 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,167 Who wants to hang out? 235 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,834 Kyle! He doesn't talk to me 236 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,834 all night and then suddenly 237 00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:39,042 he wants to "watch a movie". 238 00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:39,042 I mean, it's-- 239 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,167 [Mary] Ahh... 240 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,918 [Allie] 241 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,918 So, what the fuck 242 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,918 did you talk about? 243 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:56,876 Um... He said he's new... 244 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,083 No shit he's new dude. 245 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,083 A hottie like that 246 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,167 doesn't just fly under the radar 247 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,167 for three years. 248 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:02,417 Jeez! 249 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,626 Sorry, go on. 250 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,542 Um... He transferred 251 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,542 for lacrosse... 252 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:08,042 [Allie] Ugh, duh! 253 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,459 He's going to be a junior 254 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,459 in the classroom 255 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,500 and a senior on the field. 256 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 Oh my god, no way! 257 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 He still has 258 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 two full seasons left? 259 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,459 Yeah, I think he said something 260 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,459 about redshirting or-- 261 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,876 Oh my god, I don't care about 262 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,876 his fucking NCAA eligibility. 263 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,375 -Was he hitting on you or not? 264 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,375 -[Kort] I don't know. 265 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,292 Dude, shut up. He totally wants 266 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,292 to penetrate you. 267 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,584 [Kort] Oh, Gross! 268 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667 -[Kort] What, you think? 269 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667 -Yeah... Okay. 270 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667 [Allie] What's his first 271 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667 and last name? 272 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042 -I'm gonna Facebook this bitch. 273 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042 -When did you get this? 274 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,167 Oh, I convinced my parents 275 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,167 that it would help me 276 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 do better in school, 277 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 but I totally just use it 278 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 to watch porn. 279 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:39,042 You know what I need? 280 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,167 I got his first name, Daniel. 281 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,167 That's it. 282 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,000 They're five fucking Daniels 283 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,000 on the lacrosse team. 284 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,626 I'm going to need 285 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,626 more than that. 286 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,709 I think his eyes are blue... 287 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,792 His eyes are blue? 288 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459 That's not 289 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459 a Facebook search query! 290 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:56,542 A blue-eyed dude 291 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 on the lacrosse team, 292 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 who probably has a big dick. 293 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 Whore! 294 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:01,250 [lively music] 295 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459 [Kort] Jesus! 296 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459 What are you doing? 297 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,500 Just a little research. 298 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:37,375 Okay, here's the deal. 299 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000 I talked to the boat shoe crew 300 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000 over there, 301 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667 and they said 302 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667 his last name is McMullen. 303 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,334 He's single. 304 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:44,500 [laughing] Okay. 305 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,709 And he transferred here 306 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,709 from Maryland. 307 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,375 Like I said. 308 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,042 He sat out last year 309 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,042 because of an injury. 310 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042 -That's what I said. 311 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042 -Okay, who fucking cares! 312 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,584 Look at these photos! 313 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,334 See this? Beautiful scenery... 314 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584 -[Kort] Mmm. 315 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584 -[Allie] See what that is? 316 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000 It's a lake! 317 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000 Do you know what that means? 318 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,292 His family has 319 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,292 a fucking lake house! 320 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,500 I like those shutters. 321 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209 [Allie] Whatever. You see 322 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209 these two little bitches? 323 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167 -[Kort] Huh. 324 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167 -[Allie] Those are his sisters. 325 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,375 [Kort] So? 326 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:11,417 Do you know what that means? 327 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,083 What? 328 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209 Okay. Any guy with two sisters 329 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209 or more is twice as nice. 330 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,500 It's like a rule of thumb. 331 00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:20,459 That's kind of sweet. 332 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751 Okay, what I'm saying is 333 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751 I approve. 334 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334 What, because he has sisters 335 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334 and a lake house? 336 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,542 Yeah! 337 00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:31,167 [Allie] And... look at this! 338 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959 I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 339 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs! 340 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:37,959 [Allie] Hello, hello abs. 341 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:39,542 [Kort] They're so cute! 342 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,626 So you like him? 343 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083 I didn't say that. 344 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083 You said that. 345 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375 Kort, if you don't want 346 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375 none of this Nantucket nectar, 347 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,584 then move over! 348 00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:49,626 'Cause this girl is parched. 349 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,292 Mmm... 350 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:52,834 Okay, I like him. 351 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,167 Thank you. 352 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417 It's about time somebody 353 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417 manned up around here. 354 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:59,083 [lively music resumes] 355 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,417 [whistle blowing] 356 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,000 Wait, hold on. 357 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834 If this works out, I'm not 358 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834 saying that it will or won't, 359 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:10,876 I'm saying if... 360 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,250 If this works out 361 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,792 and you guys settle on four kids 362 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959 even though I'll probably 363 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959 push for five. 364 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,500 All right. 365 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083 We're leaving for London 366 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083 in three months 367 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626 and we cannot take 368 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626 a boyfriend with us. 369 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,500 I just met the guy. 370 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584 Oh, you just wanna get 371 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584 some of that dick. 372 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:26,918 I respect that. 373 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,250 Just think about it. 374 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209 Right now he's down there, 375 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209 just sweating his balls off. 376 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,792 Hmm... Lovely! 377 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876 One day you might even 378 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876 get to lick them. 379 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,167 [laughing] 380 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,500 [Allie] Seriously. 381 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,209 Pussy. 382 00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:57,834 [soft music] 383 00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:26,125 [message tone] 384 00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,250 [cell phone chiming] 385 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417 [lecturer 1] Remember 386 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417 that the United States 387 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375 at the beginning of the 1930s, 388 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375 had not fully asserted itself 389 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,751 as a global superpower. 390 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,334 It has begun to, when-- 391 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,792 [cell phone chiming] 392 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh, my bad! 393 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709 [lecturer 2] Let's begin 394 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709 by understanding 395 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,918 what bottlenecks truly are. 396 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125 Bottlenecks are, contrary 397 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125 to what you may believe, 398 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667 factory phenomena 399 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667 where the performance... 400 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459 [lecturer continues 401 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459 speaking inaudibly] 402 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083 Generally speaking. 403 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083 Now, for example... 404 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626 [lecturer 1] Until 1941, 405 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626 and in that period, 406 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042 the US struggled to figure out 407 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042 a way to become involved 408 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,709 and insure its place 409 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459 as the Guardian 410 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459 of the western hemisphere, 411 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792 without actually 412 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792 involving troops. 413 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834 Now this process would go on 414 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834 to become known 415 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417 under the rhetorical umbrella 416 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417 of "The Good Neighbor Policy". 417 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083 And one of the ways 418 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083 they did that... 419 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834 [lecturer 2] ...with the same 420 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834 processing speed 421 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292 of 500 units per second 422 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292 flowing into our input... 423 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 [lecturer 1] Even though 424 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 the United States' 425 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 popular opinion 426 00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,667 was actively... 427 00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:47,083 [lecturer 2 continues talking] 428 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292 [lecturer 1] The idea 429 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292 of becoming involved 430 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834 -in another... 431 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834 -[Allie laughing] 432 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,000 in another world war. 433 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250 [lecturer 2] They give you 434 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250 two widget line flow systems, 435 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083 where you have 436 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083 two identical widgets 437 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167 with the same processing speed 438 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167 of 500 units per second. 439 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334 So, you see by adding 440 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334 one additional widget maker, 441 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083 we're able to diffuse 442 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083 the bottleneck entirely. 443 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667 And therefore as a whole 444 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667 help facilitate factory 445 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125 and operating at a 50% hype 446 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125 utilization level. 447 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959 Pretty interesting stuff, 448 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959 wouldn't you say? 449 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417 By your blank stare, 450 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417 I would take that as a yes. 451 00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,709 Moving on. 452 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,542 [Daniel] Oh, hey! 453 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876 -Oh, hey. 454 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876 -[Daniel] Hey. 455 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,042 Are you in this class? 456 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,751 [Daniel] Ah, yeah. 457 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,918 I thought... 458 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542 I thought we caught 459 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542 eyes earlier. 460 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000 Oh, really? 461 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,626 Sometimes I'm like zoning out 462 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834 and not like seeing 463 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834 what's in front of me, so... 464 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292 And, have you talked 465 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292 to the doctor about this? 466 00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,042 [laughing] 467 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626 It's actually, it's funny 468 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626 that we're in the same class, 469 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,500 because I was... 470 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792 Well, I was hoping... 471 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375 I don't know, I was wondering 472 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375 if you would be up for-- 473 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542 [Allie] A date! 474 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542 Yes, you want a date! 475 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,250 Who doesn't want dates here? 476 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459 -I know, right? 477 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459 -This guy's a fucking dreamboat! 478 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500 -[Kort laughing] 479 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500 -[Allie] So, what did you say? 480 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,500 I told him... Oh, I told him... 481 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,125 I told him, "yeah". 482 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584 What, should I not 483 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584 have said "yeah"? 484 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209 Well, it depends 485 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209 on how you said it. 486 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,667 I said it like... 487 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,334 Yeah. 488 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792 -Yeah. 489 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792 -No, I didn't say it like that. 490 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,083 It was like... more like... 491 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,918 Yeah. 492 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626 -Yeah. 493 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626 -Okay, no, this is it: 494 00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,792 Yeah. 495 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626 Like, you know, I'll do this, 496 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626 potentially... 497 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375 But if I do, I'll be doing you 498 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375 a huge favor. 499 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751 -What do you think? 500 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751 -I think it's... perfect! 501 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,542 So, what are you going to wear? 502 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,709 I don't know, this. 503 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,584 No! 504 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125 -Come on! 505 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125 -What? 506 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334 -[Allie] We gotta fix this! 507 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334 -Why? 508 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,709 You look like a grandma! 509 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,834 [Kort] I look like a grandma? 510 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 -But you're wearing 511 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 velvet shoes! 512 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 -These are very hip... 513 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626 ["Ivy League Circus" 514 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626 by Gordon Voidwell] 515 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876 -Pit stop! 516 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876 -We already ate before class. 517 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250 Who cares, you can throw it up 518 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250 after when you-- 519 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876 -Stephen! 520 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876 -Allie! 521 00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,500 Hi! 522 00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,042 Good to see you. 523 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,500 Good to see you too. 524 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,375 [laughing] 525 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,918 What the fuck was that? 526 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,125 You're still talking? 527 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,918 I mean, he still texts me. 528 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,584 Only after 2 a.m. 529 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876 I think there's something 530 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876 wrong with his plan. 531 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,292 Sorry. 532 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,584 Can this guy move? 533 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,000 Well, when is it? Thank you. 534 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,709 God, when's your date? 535 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417 I don't know. 536 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417 He's going to call. 537 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,125 What? He's going to call? 538 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,459 Not text? 539 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,334 Um... yeah. 540 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292 Classy! 541 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500 Oh my god! 542 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,375 [Kort] How's that yoghurt? 543 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 -Do you want some? 544 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 -[Kort] No. 545 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 [Allie] Have some. I want it. 546 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 I'm Kort, I'm skinny, 547 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 I'm want it. 548 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918 -Stop! 549 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918 -[Allie] See, you have a little 550 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,000 on your face. 551 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,834 [Allie laughing] 552 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792 What do you think 553 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792 about this one? 554 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,375 Did somebody die? 555 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000 Um... you if you don't stop 556 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000 talking shit! 557 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292 Dude, you've got to give him 558 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292 more than your knee caps. God! 559 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334 He's better 560 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334 than that dress, okay? 561 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000 He's tall, he's good looking. 562 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,751 He's got those beautiful DSL's. 563 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,792 DSL's? How does that help me? 564 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834 [Allie] Depends what 565 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834 you're in to. 566 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500 Look, we've got to go more 567 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500 Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur. 568 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375 I'm going to look 569 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375 like a birthday cake 570 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,751 That sounds delicious. 571 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834 Let's go try shit on. 572 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876 ["Classic Girl" 573 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876 by Deidre & The Dark] 574 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,876 Do you like? 575 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,959 Do I look like Heidi Klum? 576 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,667 Oh, okay. 577 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626 So, I'm having mixed feelings 578 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626 about this one. 579 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292 You know, I like it because 580 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292 it's versatile but then again 581 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,417 I just really don't know. 582 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,667 Walk away, just walk away. 583 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,918 [Allie] You don't like it? 584 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,709 Dress it up, dress it down. 585 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 Like, right now the way 586 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 I'm wearing it, 587 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 it's going to look formal 588 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709 and I can just wear 589 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709 it anywhere, right. Like a-- 590 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,834 Formal? 591 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751 Like Diane Keaton 592 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751 who's a stripper? 593 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417 [Allie] Oh, girl, 594 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417 you look fabulous! 595 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167 But I can't have you out here 596 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167 like you're going to a bar, 597 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500 when we know 598 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500 you're trying to go to a party. 599 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459 Then, with just like 600 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459 a slight adjustment... 601 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,918 it becomes casual. 602 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542 -Yeah, very casual. 603 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542 -It's like... beachy. 604 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417 There! 605 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,459 Babe! 606 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083 -No? 607 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083 -No! 608 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,042 Alright, come out. 609 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,542 Oh... yes! 610 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876 It's perfect! 611 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876 -You really think it's good? 612 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876 -[Allie] Yes. 613 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167 Can my cat 614 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167 come to the wedding? 615 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,209 Okay, what's the damage? 616 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334 -Oh hell no! 617 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334 -What? 618 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,083 It's $500. 619 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500 -No! 620 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500 -Yes! 621 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,042 [mimicking crying] 622 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500 I'm sorry baby, 623 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500 but you're not worth it. 624 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,792 We'll figure something out. 625 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,959 -So, Mary's top? 626 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751 -Yes, with the pants 627 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751 of yours I like. 628 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125 -Oh, that can work. Perfect! 629 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125 Oh my god, love it! 630 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626 Oh hey, have you all 631 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626 listened to this? 632 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667 -What? 633 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667 -Cereal. The podcast. 634 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167 -Never heard of it. 635 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167 -Okay, well, 636 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,959 if you do, don't tell me, 637 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125 I'm pretty sure 638 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125 I can crack this puppy. 639 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834 -[Allie] Okay. 640 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834 -Alright. 641 00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,626 I'm sorry. 642 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667 -What's your plan? 643 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667 -Oh... I have a class tonight. 644 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459 -Yeah, interesting! 645 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459 -Dammit! 646 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,542 Ok, I'm going to go study... 647 00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,167 and then... 648 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918 Hey, when you're back 649 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918 do you want to do movie night? 650 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375 If by movie night you mean 651 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375 season three of Downton? 652 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167 What the fuck else would I mean? 653 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417 [mimicking a British accent] 654 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417 Right, sorry, mate! 655 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 -Pip, pip and bollocks. 656 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 -[Allie] Okay, I can't, 657 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 it's terrible. 658 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,876 You're ruining it. 659 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709 Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan 660 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709 gives you a ring ring. 661 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417 -[Kort] Okay. 662 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417 -[both] Bye. 663 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918 [lecturer 3] 664 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918 ...and with 140 characters, 665 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876 that's how Twitter 666 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876 killed the feature story, 667 00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,334 which leads me to... 668 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,334 ending this class. 669 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,959 [soft tranquil music] 670 00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,000 He still hasn't called? 671 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459 Why is it that whenever 672 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459 I want to do something important 673 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125 the mother-fucking internet... 674 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125 Oh... there it is! 675 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,125 Okay, look, like I was thinking, 676 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042 this little pussy boy Daniel 677 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042 better grow a pair 678 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,584 and make a fucking phone call. 679 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375 Do you think 680 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375 he's seeing someone else? 681 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,083 Maybe he lost his phone. 682 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:33,292 Or... or it broke. 683 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,250 That happens! 684 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,876 [Mary knocking] Hey! 685 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,918 Do you have some... batteries? 686 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,542 For what? 687 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,584 For my TV. 688 00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:50,834 Remote. 689 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,042 No. 690 00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,042 [Kort] Maybe he's dead. 691 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,042 You know what, dude, 692 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584 fuck this little cocksucker, 693 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584 okay? 694 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209 He said he would call 695 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209 and he hasn't. 696 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959 He's either gay, 697 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959 a commitment-phobe, or dead. 698 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375 Either way, 699 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375 I say we're over him. 700 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459 -[cell phone ringing] 701 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459 -Oh my god! 702 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,292 Unless that's him... 703 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751 If that's him, 704 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751 I say we're back in. 705 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959 -What do I do? 706 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959 -Answer it! 707 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500 Hello. 708 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500 [whispering] It's Daniel! 709 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584 -Hey. 710 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584 -What the fuck's he saying? 711 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,959 Oh no, it's fine. 712 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292 Ah, ah, ah... 713 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292 [Allie imitating having sex] 714 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,626 That's fine. 715 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,167 Uh-hm. 716 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:34,667 [Kort] Yeah, that works. 717 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,584 Okay. 718 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,042 I'll see you then. 719 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,876 Bye. 720 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375 What the fuck is wrong with you? 721 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,751 [Allie] It's a baby! 722 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,918 [kissing] Isn't it cute? 723 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,334 Okay, what did he say? 724 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250 Okay, so first of all he said 725 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250 "Sorry for calling so late". 726 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083 [Allie] Precious! 727 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125 And then he said he wants 728 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125 to take me out this weekend 729 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125 but he can't because he's going 730 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125 out of town with his family. 731 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,709 Lake house! 732 00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,918 Next weekend, if I'm up for it, 733 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584 he wants to take me 734 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584 to dinner on Friday. 735 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667 What? 736 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667 Nobody even goes out on Fridays! 737 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792 -That's brilliant! 738 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792 -I know. 739 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,876 [Allie] Okay... 740 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542 You tell me 741 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542 what you're thinking, 742 00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:12,584 and I'll do the same, okay? 743 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,250 Ready? One, two-- 744 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375 -You need to hit the gym! 745 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375 -I hope he takes me to a club-- 746 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,459 What? 747 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,292 Maybe just a little cardio! 748 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:24,083 ["Jerk It" by Thunderheist] 749 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250 You gotta open up your gait, 750 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250 baby girl. 751 00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,459 What? 752 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,209 Your strides, they're tiny! 753 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:44,125 Longer strides, more calories! 754 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626 Stop running like a toddler, 755 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626 start running 756 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542 like a grown human woman 757 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542 who wants to get laid. 758 00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,834 See that dick! Run to that dick! 759 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,709 Faster! Run to it! 760 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,626 Kegels, feel the kegels! 761 00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,876 Pull... inside your vagina. 762 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:03,375 Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it! 763 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,292 Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn! 764 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500 Harder, Kort! 765 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500 You're not going hard enough! 766 00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,250 Earn your thigh gap! 767 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250 -What are you doing? 768 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250 -Shut up! 769 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500 -Jesus! 770 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500 -Oh my god! 771 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,292 You're doing great, man. 772 00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,083 Don't let your hips drop. 773 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:25,667 [Kort gasping] 774 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,375 Don't let gravity win like this. 775 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,083 [Kort] I'm not. 776 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417 Don't touch me 777 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417 with your nasty chip fingers! 778 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,042 [Allie mumbling] 779 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,167 What? 780 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751 I said I see gravity winning 781 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751 and I don't like it. 782 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,375 You're disgusting! 783 00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:42,375 [lively music] 784 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542 [Kort] I don't know if my ass 785 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542 got bigger, 786 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,459 or these jeans got smaller. 787 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125 Oh, I washed them 788 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125 like four times. 789 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,334 [laughing] 790 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,042 What do you think, Pam? 791 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,083 You look amazing! 792 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709 Agreed! 793 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709 I have something for you. 794 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209 -Just in case! 795 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209 -[Pam laughing] 796 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,709 ♪ You know you want to ♪ 797 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,167 No! 798 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:14,667 [doorbell ringing] 799 00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:17,292 [laughing] 800 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 -Be safe! 801 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 -[Allie] The world is 802 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 a happy place. 803 00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,709 Excuse me! No girl gets her door 804 00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:23,417 on her own fucking date! 805 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918 -[Allie] It's my door to get! 806 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918 -Get the door! 807 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209 It's my door! 808 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209 You stay right here! 809 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,500 Hello, sweet cheeks. 810 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959 -Hey! Is Kortney here? 811 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959 -Who? 812 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792 I'm just kidding. 813 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792 That little whore's right here. 814 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:38,584 Oh... 815 00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,250 Hi! 816 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,626 [ambient music] 817 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,209 Thanks. 818 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751 [waitress] Your server 819 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751 will be right with you. 820 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792 -Enjoy your meal. 821 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792 -Thank you. 822 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,042 This place is really nice! 823 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500 I guess I always 824 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500 sort of thought that 825 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209 first dates should be... 826 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209 special. 827 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,584 You know, just in case. 828 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,250 Yeah. 829 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,334 Ah, yeah. 830 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,459 [door closing] 831 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,334 Is Luce here? 832 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,292 She's upstairs. 833 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,292 Martins? 834 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000 He took you 835 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000 to mother-fucking Martins? 836 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,709 It's crazy, right? 837 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209 Who does this guy think he is? 838 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209 A goddamned Kennedy? 839 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,667 [Allie] This guy's the tits! 840 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876 Ladies, let's have a shot 841 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876 before everyone gets here. 842 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:48,959 Or two. 843 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,334 I want to get super weird today. 844 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,209 You already are weird. 845 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,417 Thanks. 846 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083 -There we go. 847 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083 -You're welcome! 848 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,334 This literally has a pube in it. 849 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,250 It's disgusting! 850 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000 ["Never Coming Down" 851 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000 by Midnight Riot] 852 00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,417 So, did you get any? 853 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125 -Any what? 854 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125 -Cut the shit. 855 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,918 Tell me you broke that dick off! 856 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709 -[Luce] Wait a minute. 857 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709 -Come on! 858 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334 [Luce] I'll text you. 859 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334 What happened? 860 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042 [Pam] I think Kort broke 861 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042 someone's dick off. 862 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667 -What? I want to hear! 863 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667 -Oh my god! 864 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,626 [Luce] Oh come on! Cough it up! 865 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,042 We just kissed on the cheek. 866 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,459 Fuck, yeah! 867 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:35,167 Daniel, the lacrosse transfer. 868 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042 [Luce] Wait, wait! 869 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042 The mancer from Maryland? 870 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,584 They went on a date. 871 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083 -Would you stop? 872 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083 -Take it from the top. 873 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,292 Okay, okay, okay... Alright. 874 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500 We walk in, it's gorgeous! 875 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959 Like, there are all these 876 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959 pictures of DC on the wall, 877 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209 like flappers and pictures 878 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209 of the Potomac, 879 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167 and the hostess took us 880 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167 to our table, 881 00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,918 and we sat down, 882 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209 and we just started talking... 883 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209 I don't know! 884 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918 And that's when 885 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918 she's sucked his dick. 886 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,000 Oh... 887 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125 -In the restaurant? 888 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125 -[Allie] Ah ha! 889 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,417 [laughing] 890 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500 Just like Jackie O 891 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500 would have wanted! 892 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,834 [laughing] 893 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,751 Allie, hurry up! 894 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751 You don't need make up. 895 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751 We're just going to study. 896 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,125 Oh my god! What happened to you? 897 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,834 Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine. 898 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000 It's just I couldn't 899 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000 find a scarf. 900 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:31,000 Is that a hickey? 901 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375 -Who did that to you? 902 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375 -I have no idea. 903 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042 I could have done it 904 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042 to myself for all I know. 905 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626 I got to go have brunch 906 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626 with my mum. 907 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,584 [softly] What? 908 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,334 [mellow music] 909 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,042 [Allie sighing] 910 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500 Hey, do you think 911 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500 I should text Steven? 912 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250 Hmm? 913 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000 Do you think 914 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000 I should text Steven? 915 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,334 Why? 916 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,250 Oh, because I want to. 917 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542 I thought you said 918 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542 he only texts you after 2am? 919 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,459 Yeah, but... 920 00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:32,667 I feel like sometimes guys 921 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292 don't really know 922 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292 how to communicate-- 923 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667 Where are you going? 924 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667 I'm in the middle of a sentence! 925 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125 Kort! Don't you agree 926 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918 like sometimes guys just don't 927 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918 know how to communicate 928 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083 and they like need you 929 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083 to be the one to initiate? 930 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083 'Cause we're just like putting 931 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083 all this pressure on them 932 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,584 to be the ones, but... 933 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000 maybe they need us 934 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000 to be the ones. 935 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042 And I just need to get creative 936 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042 and to let him know 937 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792 that it's cool to text me 938 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792 during the day. 939 00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:56,292 Kort, what are you looking for? 940 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459 -A book! 941 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459 -Oh my god! 942 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667 I'm sorry. 943 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667 I have a classic tale in 15 944 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959 and I'm like oddly 945 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959 stressed about it. 946 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,334 Oh shit! 947 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,792 Okay, so I feel like, 948 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167 first class, 949 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167 having a first date, 950 00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,751 is like really pivotal. 951 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,167 Really? 952 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:14,250 Yeah, I mean, I think... 953 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834 But yeah, I feel like now 954 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834 is the time to just like 955 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125 pump the brakes 956 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125 and start with the mind games. 957 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417 What mind games? 958 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,167 Poker face! 959 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792 [stressing each word] 960 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792 You don't like him. 961 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042 -I don't like him? 962 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042 -[Allie] No! 963 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876 -Okay. 964 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876 -I don't see you. 965 00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,709 I'm winning, but you don't know. 966 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709 -Yeah. 967 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709 -I'm full royal flush, 968 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584 and kings and queens, 969 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584 and all those... 970 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,000 You never played poker? 971 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,500 I still feel weird. 972 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918 I mean, you feel awkward, 973 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918 which is normal, 974 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000 because it's going to be 975 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000 so awkward when you see it. 976 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,250 Thanks. 977 00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:52,209 [lively music resumes] 978 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292 -Cool if I sit here? 979 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292 -[Daniel] If you want. 980 00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,209 Cool! 981 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542 [woman on TV] 982 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542 What does it mean to you 983 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542 when I say "run like a girl"? 984 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876 [child] It means run 985 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876 as fast as you can. 986 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,542 [woman] Throw like a girl. 987 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918 So, do you think you just 988 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918 insulted your sister? 989 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,334 [child] No. 990 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:40,417 [Allie sighing] 991 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709 [woman] Is "like a girl" 992 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709 a good thing? 993 00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:47,834 [message tone] 994 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,959 [melodic music] 995 00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,709 I feel like he's judging me. 996 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,250 Hmm... He is! 997 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667 -[laughing] 998 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667 -I don't care. 999 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167 You know, sometimes 1000 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167 it's kind of wild 1001 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083 -to think about. 1002 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083 -What? 1003 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584 I don't know like all this. 1004 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584 The Capitol, 1005 00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,667 monuments, White House... 1006 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042 all the huge decisions 1007 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042 like they've made here 1008 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334 while we're just worried 1009 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334 about flipping cups 1010 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,125 and hooking up. 1011 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,626 You get dumb shit here too. 1012 00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:27,792 [Pam sighing] 1013 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876 [woman on recording] 1014 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876 So last year 1015 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876 I spent every working day 1016 00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:31,292 trying to figure out where... 1017 00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:32,792 Hey! 1018 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,000 What are you doing? 1019 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334 Oh, I'm just getting a feel 1020 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334 for the facts. 1021 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876 Apparently I do, 1022 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876 where a high school kid was... 1023 00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,334 She has a nice voice. 1024 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,209 Yeah! Yeah, I like it too. 1025 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292 -Hey, um, quick question? 1026 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292 -Hmm. 1027 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083 What do you think 1028 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083 about Jay's testimony? 1029 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083 I mean it seems 1030 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083 pretty suspect, right? 1031 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000 And this mister "S" guy, 1032 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000 he's a real wild card, 1033 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167 I mean who is he, 1034 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167 where did he come from? 1035 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292 I have no idea 1036 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292 what you're talking about. 1037 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,334 [Allie] But... uh... 1038 00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:07,167 [Allie] good luck... with this. 1039 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709 -[man] I don't know. 1040 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709 -[Luce] Come on! 1041 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667 If you don't like it, 1042 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667 if it hurts, we'll stop. 1043 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,375 Let's just try it. 1044 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167 [Daniel] Well, my siblings 1045 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167 all root for each other. 1046 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125 My parents 1047 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125 are still together and... 1048 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209 unfortunately 1049 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209 they still kiss in public... 1050 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,709 [Kort laughs] 1051 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959 And oh, I always had to have 1052 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959 the new gaming system, like... 1053 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,375 right when they came out. 1054 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250 -So you're a spoiled? 1055 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250 -Oh god... 1056 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,918 I hate that word, but... yes. 1057 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459 I like to think that 1058 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459 I came from a good family. 1059 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500 What about you? Are your... 1060 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,667 Are your parents happy? 1061 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,209 Yeah! They're happy it's just... 1062 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000 not with each other. 1063 00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:15,709 As simple as that? 1064 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,292 Yeah. 1065 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083 Do you mind 1066 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083 if I change the subject? 1067 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,375 Yes, please. 1068 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,709 [laughing] 1069 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000 Oh, hey, 1070 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000 what does Allie think of me? 1071 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:29,375 Did I... pass the test? 1072 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,918 I don't know. 1073 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250 We don't really talk 1074 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250 about you that much. 1075 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,250 [Allie singing] 1076 00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,959 [sighing] So stupid! 1077 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,584 Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty. 1078 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,292 Oh, I'm married. 1079 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334 -Hey, Allie. 1080 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334 -Hey. 1081 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,834 Whatever! Fuck you, Mom! 1082 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500 I know it's your money, 1083 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500 but it's my credit card. 1084 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,292 It has my name on it. 1085 00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:57,209 [melodic music] 1086 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500 Oh... Hello... 1087 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,125 [Daniel] Hey, Kort... 1088 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,167 [music intensifies] 1089 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,667 Um... Will you date me? 1090 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959 [speech drown out 1091 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959 by louder music] 1092 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,792 Okay, what are you thinking? 1093 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,292 I'm thinking... 1094 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,500 [door opening] 1095 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:49,918 What the fuck is this? 1096 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834 -[Kort] What? 1097 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834 -You're dating? 1098 00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,500 Are you fucking kidding me? 1099 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,000 Hello. 1100 00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:57,375 Hi. 1101 00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,959 Kitchen! Yesterday! 1102 00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,375 Allie... 1103 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792 [Allie] 1104 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792 Were you not even going 1105 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792 to tell me about this? 1106 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125 [Kort] What are you 1107 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125 talking about? 1108 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000 It just happened 1109 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000 ten minutes ago. 1110 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,042 I thought you'd be happy for me. 1111 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,375 I am. 1112 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,417 Seriously, I am. 1113 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000 Now, I want you to notice 1114 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792 both on the front end, 1115 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792 and on the back. 1116 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250 For example, 1117 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250 if the factory is operating 1118 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751 at its optimal capacity, 1119 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751 and there are zero bottlenecks, 1120 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834 everything should be fine, 1121 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834 right? 1122 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:50,417 Wrong! 1123 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,250 Because, even if 1124 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709 everything has been taken 1125 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709 care of on the front end, 1126 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500 Now, what am I talking about? 1127 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500 Daniel! 1128 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,125 Um... 1129 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,209 Exactly! Elaborate. 1130 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,542 Um... 1131 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667 It's kind of like 1132 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667 when your factory, 1133 00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:23,417 it makes stuff, 1134 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,584 but at the same time 1135 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542 enough other stuff to keep 1136 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542 all the machines happy. 1137 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,292 Right? 1138 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,667 [whispering] You're an idiot! 1139 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751 Not as far off 1140 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751 as you would think. 1141 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,626 To the big board. 1142 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,209 [melodic music resumes] 1143 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,292 Huh! 1144 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:08,042 [Allie humming then whistling] 1145 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167 Mmm, look at this little cup 1146 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167 of fuck pudding! 1147 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,751 Mmm... 1148 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417 I'd like to give you a tour 1149 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417 of this campus! 1150 00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,334 Are those jeans from Europe? 1151 00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,417 Just kidding, come back! 1152 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,334 Who are you listening to? 1153 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,792 Um... Nelly... 1154 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,042 Furtado. 1155 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,959 What? 1156 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,292 [Kort] Oh, this is cute! 1157 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542 -Do you want to try that on? 1158 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542 -Oh, no that's okay. 1159 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000 -Sure? 1160 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000 -[Daniel] Why not, come on! 1161 00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,500 It'll look good on you. 1162 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,959 Why don't you try something on? 1163 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,209 [laughing] 1164 00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:28,125 [laughing] 1165 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042 I just... I don't think 1166 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042 it's sitting on me quite right. 1167 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209 [seller] I know something 1168 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209 that will sit on you! 1169 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626 -Honey, no! 1170 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626 -What? 1171 00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,626 It's legal now! 1172 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,459 [Allie humming] 1173 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,083 What are you doing? Stop! 1174 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,459 I do not respond well to this. 1175 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,334 [laughing] What? 1176 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,667 Come on, do it for me. 1177 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,959 D-Man. 1178 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,542 Who is D-Man? 1179 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876 -It's just what they 1180 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876 used to call me 1181 00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,584 back in the hood. 1182 00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:09,876 [Kort] Give me the spoon! 1183 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,375 I will take the spoon! 1184 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918 [Daniel] Come on, 1185 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918 that's not fun. 1186 00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,042 That's no fun. 1187 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000 [Allie] Mmm... 1188 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,209 It's so good! 1189 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709 -[car honking] 1190 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709 -Go fuck yourself! 1191 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626 So, you've really never 1192 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626 played before? 1193 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,167 Nope! 1194 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292 -Okay. 1195 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292 -What I'm doing right here 1196 00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,834 is called cradling. 1197 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083 -Okay. 1198 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083 -So, it's like as if you were, 1199 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584 -you know-- 1200 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584 -Cradling. 1201 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959 [Daniel] I'm going to toss you 1202 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959 the ball now. 1203 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,834 So just kind of accept it 1204 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500 as opposed to trying to catch 1205 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500 it as if you're a statue. 1206 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125 -Okay. Like this? 1207 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125 -[Daniel] Right? 1208 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334 -[Daniel] Yes. 1209 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334 -Okay. 1210 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209 -I'm impressed! 1211 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209 -Beginner's luck! 1212 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,500 take it back as-- 1213 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,417 [Kort laughing] 1214 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584 I... I got in 1215 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584 on a lacrosse scholarship! 1216 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292 -Hmm. 1217 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292 -Allie too. 1218 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417 [Daniel] So now 1219 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417 we have trust issues. 1220 00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,209 So, thank you for that! 1221 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,375 [laughing] 1222 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,626 [Daniel] So, why did you quit? 1223 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,459 [Kort] I don't know... 1224 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959 I mean, I like lacrosse, 1225 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959 it's just... 1226 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834 college sports 1227 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834 are a lot of work, you know? 1228 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459 I just don't know 1229 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459 if it's really worth it. 1230 00:43:57,459 --> 00:43:58,792 For me, at least. 1231 00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,334 But it got me into a school 1232 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709 I probably shouldn't 1233 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709 have gotten into. 1234 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:03,959 [Daniel laughing] 1235 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125 I knew it! 1236 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,792 [Kort] What? 1237 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,167 I knew that you were dumb. 1238 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459 -I knew it! 1239 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459 -I'm dumb? 1240 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,751 [Daniel] I just knew it! 1241 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500 Rude! 1242 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,751 [Daniel] I'm joking. 1243 00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:17,959 What about Allie? 1244 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751 Did she just quit 1245 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751 because you quit? 1246 00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,542 [Kort] To be fair, no. 1247 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,667 I just think she's... lazy. 1248 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:38,751 Hey, Pam! 1249 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,876 Yeah? 1250 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,000 Have you ever felt like... 1251 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,459 you're happy for someone... 1252 00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,125 uh, you know, like... 1253 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,250 like you're happy for someone... 1254 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209 I mean you're completely 1255 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209 happy for them, 1256 00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209 but you're like... 1257 00:44:58,751 --> 00:44:59,792 want what they have... 1258 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,584 Oh! Yeah! 1259 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918 [laughs] I'm jealous 1260 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918 all the time! 1261 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417 -No! 1262 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417 -I mean I'm jealous of you 1263 00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:06,751 for being funnier than me. 1264 00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,626 And Kort for being prettier, 1265 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751 and Mary for eating less 1266 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751 than me at dinner. 1267 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709 And Luce for sexting 1268 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709 all the lacrosse guys, 1269 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751 even though I do find it 1270 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751 morally questionable, 1271 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334 slash, would secretly 1272 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334 do the same. 1273 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292 And Jen for saying 1274 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292 the shit that I think 1275 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250 but I'm actually 1276 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250 too scared to say. 1277 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,375 Huh! 1278 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,000 Why, what's up? 1279 00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:31,626 Nothing! 1280 00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,959 Okay, well... 1281 00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,959 I'm going to go do some laundry. 1282 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,167 Bye. 1283 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,709 [sighing] 1284 00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:02,542 [reflective music] 1285 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500 [Kort] Hey, Allie! 1286 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667 Daniel and I are going to go 1287 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667 and catch a movie if you want-- 1288 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:34,542 I'm so sorry. 1289 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,209 Hey, Mar! 1290 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500 -Hey... um... 1291 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500 -What's going on? 1292 00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,500 Can I talk to you for a second? 1293 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,626 Yeah? 1294 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,667 Okay... um... 1295 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667 Daniel was in my dream 1296 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667 last night. 1297 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792 We were in South Carolina 1298 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792 eating Chick-fil-A, 1299 00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,459 even though it was a Sunday, 1300 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417 and it started out slow, 1301 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417 but by the end of it 1302 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209 he had me kind of over 1303 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209 the back of his Chevy 1304 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500 and was raw dogging me, 1305 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500 on the hood. 1306 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:04,792 I'm really sorry. 1307 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,209 Okay... 1308 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,876 Thank you for... being honest. 1309 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,375 What? 1310 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,292 [oil sizzling] 1311 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,542 Oh, fancy seeing you here! 1312 00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,167 What's that supposed to mean? 1313 00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,584 Nothing, I just... 1314 00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,250 Crazy! 1315 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542 But... I think I have 1316 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542 something fun for us! 1317 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:54,709 Oh yeah? 1318 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,626 You want cheese on this, right? 1319 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,959 Yes, please. 1320 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500 Okay. So, Daniel's friend, 1321 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500 also name is Daniel, actually, 1322 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 is renting out the [unclear] 1323 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 for his birthday, 1324 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 and he wants all of us to come. 1325 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125 Are they going to be boys there? 1326 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,542 [Kort] Um... tons! 1327 00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:11,292 Okay, I'm listening. 1328 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083 Okay, so it's this Sunday, 1329 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083 nine o'clock. 1330 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417 I know, he's like one of those 1331 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417 has to celebrate his birthday 1332 00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:19,876 on his birthday types. 1333 00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:20,959 Eww! 1334 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083 Okay, well, can we do 1335 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083 a girl's day before? 1336 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,417 Um... I actually told Daniel 1337 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751 I'd go to the Skins game 1338 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751 with him. 1339 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792 You're calling them 1340 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792 the Skins now? 1341 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459 Okay. Well, will you still 1342 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459 help me to get ready? 1343 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,626 Duh! It's a one o'clock game. 1344 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,459 Okay. 1345 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:49,626 Do you think like... 1346 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125 I don't know, 1347 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125 do you think she likes him 1348 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,167 more than me? 1349 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,167 No, you're right, you're right! 1350 00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:00,209 That's stupid! 1351 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,375 I just... 1352 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,876 I don't know, I get... 1353 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584 I get self-conscious, 1354 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584 'cause like... 1355 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:10,250 I feel like he's replacing me. 1356 00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,167 Do you think he is replacing me? 1357 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,459 Come on, Will! 1358 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,375 [Will] I've got to go! 1359 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584 What the fuck, 1360 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584 I was talking to him! 1361 00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,334 [Allie] You don't even care! 1362 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,959 Oh shit! 1363 00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:36,500 [leisurely music] 1364 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542 You want to see me? 1365 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542 At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago, 1366 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542 and no, it's my job to see you, 1367 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250 by no means 1368 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250 do I want to be here. 1369 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,334 Sit down! 1370 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876 So, it appears that 1371 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876 this being tardy thing 1372 00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,209 is becoming a bit of an issue. 1373 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459 who wrote, 1374 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459 "It's almost as though 1375 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,334 she's trying to be late." 1376 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626 Do you have anything to say? 1377 00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:31,918 [counsellor] Uh-hm. 1378 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,042 You do realize that 1379 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542 just as in life, 1380 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542 this type of behavior 1381 00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:37,918 does have consequences? 1382 00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,125 Yeah, I mean, I thought, 1383 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834 I don't really 1384 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834 don't have to go to class. 1385 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751 Well... you don't 1386 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751 have to do anything. 1387 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,792 I don't have to... 1388 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,751 mow my lawn. 1389 00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,375 But I do! 1390 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834 Because it keeps 1391 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834 my neighbors happy. 1392 00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:06,584 Was that... an innuendo? 1393 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959 The point is, 1394 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959 if you don't take action, 1395 00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,209 more often than not, 1396 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792 these things tend to 1397 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792 come back and bite you. 1398 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:19,292 And... not in a good... 1399 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000 "Oh, that feels nice" 1400 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000 kind of way! 1401 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,709 I think we're done here! 1402 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,709 Oh, okay. 1403 00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,542 So, do you want to eat first, 1404 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959 or do you want 1405 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959 to grab food there? 1406 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751 Well I don't want 1407 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751 to really eat hotdogs, so... 1408 00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,083 Hold on one second. 1409 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,042 What's up? 1410 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417 I'm just going to get 1411 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417 my nails done, but... 1412 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792 I wanted to say have fun 1413 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792 at the game. 1414 00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,334 Cool! Thanks. You too. 1415 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:52,542 Um... Alright. See you later. 1416 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,959 Sorry.... Yeah. 1417 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,334 Yeah, we can get Chinese. 1418 00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:06,000 [leisurely music] 1419 00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,834 You excited for tonight? 1420 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,626 Yeah, I guess. 1421 00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,459 A little nervous, actually. 1422 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,542 Allie, can I be frank? 1423 00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,250 Yeah. 1424 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:54,959 You're a little boy crazy. 1425 00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,918 What? 1426 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292 You torture yourself 1427 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292 over all this shit, 1428 00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:00,918 and I really don't know why? 1429 00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:02,667 I mean... 1430 00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:07,000 sex, love, having a boyfriend, 1431 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,792 it's... supposed to be fun. 1432 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,834 I like the game! 1433 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334 I like to flirt, 1434 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334 I like the chase, 1435 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709 And maybe that's you, 1436 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709 maybe it's not, I don't know. 1437 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334 But, that's for you 1438 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334 to figure out. 1439 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500 Just don't live off 1440 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500 the world's ideals because 1441 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500 most of them 1442 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500 are just a bunch of bullshit. 1443 00:53:35,959 --> 00:53:38,000 [cell phone ringing] 1444 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083 There's no more 1445 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083 rule book, Allie. 1446 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,125 Let's go with black. 1447 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,876 Hey, Allie! 1448 00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:16,792 Hi. 1449 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,083 Can I have one of those? 1450 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,209 Yep. Your usual. 1451 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:28,876 And then, maybe one of those. 1452 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250 Ah, you're getting 1453 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250 adventurous on me. 1454 00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,417 Yep. Just gone crazy. 1455 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584 [woman on recording] 1456 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584 Don't tell me Jay was scared. 1457 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584 Don't tell me... 1458 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 -Hey, is Kort around? 1459 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 -Oh yeah, 1460 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 I think she's in her room. 1461 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,375 Okay. 1462 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667 We didn't have them 1463 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667 15 years ago. 1464 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292 And we still 1465 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292 don't have them now. 1466 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,292 What? 1467 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,250 Is this a joke? 1468 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,500 Finish the GD story, sweetheart! 1469 00:54:58,542 --> 00:55:01,542 [credits being read] 1470 00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,584 Who does this? 1471 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375 Dude, I'm sorry, 1472 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375 that pedicure took forever. 1473 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000 I'm just going to shower 1474 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000 really quick, 1475 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667 I swear I'm not even 1476 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667 going to masturbate. 1477 00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,250 Just kidding, no promises. 1478 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876 [fast paced music] 1479 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,876 [water running] 1480 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959 Whore, don't even act 1481 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959 that you're not impressed, 1482 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,125 I was less than five minutes. 1483 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500 Okay, okay, so I'm thinking 1484 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500 about going 1485 00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,000 super scandalous tonight, 1486 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083 I'm going to let 1487 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083 these ass cheeks 1488 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,667 leak out a little bit. 1489 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209 Whatever, just tell me 1490 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209 what you think. 1491 00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:29,667 Oh! 1492 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:36,792 ♪ I get so excited ♪ 1493 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,000 ["Girls" by Makio] 1494 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417 Guys, dudes, let her chose! 1495 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417 Let her chose! 1496 00:55:41,459 --> 00:55:42,959 I don't care if she's your babe. 1497 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918 -There's no easy buckets. 1498 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918 -No easy buckets. 1499 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459 -No easy buckets! 1500 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459 -Uh-uh. 1501 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584 Kort, could you please 1502 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584 shut these guys up? 1503 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,667 Yeah, bring it, bring it! 1504 00:55:53,626 --> 00:55:56,792 [cheering] 1505 00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,375 Bro! 1506 00:55:58,751 --> 00:56:01,626 [tapping] 1507 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417 You know, I definitely 1508 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417 prefer wine over beer. 1509 00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,751 It just makes me feel more... 1510 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,125 more like a lady! 1511 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,417 [giggling] 1512 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,792 You know, more sophisticated. 1513 00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,167 Kind of... 1514 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959 I read a study that says 1515 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959 it's rich in probiotics. 1516 00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,959 Plus it helps me get fucked up. 1517 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,209 [laughing] 1518 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,626 [Allie] Cheers to that. 1519 00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:28,751 [unintelligible chatter] 1520 00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:33,709 Does my hair look all right? 1521 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,042 Yeah, solid! 1522 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167 Nice! 1523 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167 I just switched products, so... 1524 00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:40,334 [laughing] 1525 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626 [Luce] Allie, what's the deal, 1526 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626 why aren't you dressed? 1527 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,042 Yeah, I'm fine. 1528 00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,918 Oh I'm just... Um... 1529 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167 waiting for Kort, 1530 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167 because I told her 1531 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751 that I would help her 1532 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751 get dressed. 1533 00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,459 You know how we do. 1534 00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,626 Hmm! 1535 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,083 Oh, shit! 1536 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959 I totally forgot to relay. 1537 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959 Okay, so I talked to Kort, 1538 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209 beer pong tournament 1539 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209 thingy with Daniel, 1540 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375 at a completely 1541 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375 different location. 1542 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584 So, she's just going 1543 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584 to have to meet at the party. 1544 00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,459 Give me that fucking wine. 1545 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,959 [music intensifies] 1546 00:57:35,709 --> 00:57:39,375 [music intensifies again] 1547 00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:48,959 Sorry. 1548 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,834 Hi! 1549 00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,209 Thank you. 1550 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,709 What the fuck are you doing? 1551 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167 What do you mean, 1552 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167 what are you doing? 1553 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292 You should not be drinking 1554 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292 any more, 1555 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,083 and you have to hold-- 1556 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834 What? I look great, 1557 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834 it's like a dress basically. 1558 00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,083 Thank you so much. 1559 00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:30,918 [Luce] You so don't need that! 1560 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,918 I'm sorry, Luce, 1561 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250 I don't remember asking 1562 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250 you what I need. 1563 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250 [Pam] Allie, maybe we should 1564 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250 take you home. 1565 00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,083 Thank you, they'll pay. 1566 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,918 I'll have a glass of Pinot. 1567 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:50,000 ["Waving Wild" by Arum Rae] 1568 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334 -Oh, hey, Kort! 1569 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334 -[Kort] Hey! Hey! 1570 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,375 How was the game? 1571 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751 -[Kort] It was really fun. 1572 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751 -Really, was it? 1573 00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,918 Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun! 1574 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125 Oh, and how was 1575 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125 the beer pong tournament? 1576 00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,000 It was really fun, Allie. 1577 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250 -It was? 1578 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250 -[Kort] Yeah! 1579 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959 -Was it great? 1580 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959 -Yeah. 1581 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375 That's great, 1582 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375 I'm so happy for you. 1583 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125 And did you have a good time, 1584 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125 Danny Boy? 1585 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792 -Yeah, it was a fine time. 1586 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792 -You did? 1587 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667 Hey, guess what? 1588 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667 I like to have a good time too. 1589 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792 I'll suck your dick 1590 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792 for a dollar. 1591 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250 -Allie! 1592 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250 -[Allie] What? 1593 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667 -She's kidding. 1594 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667 -Yeah, I'm kidding. 1595 00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,125 I'll do it for free. 1596 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709 [Kort] What the fuck 1597 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709 is your problem? 1598 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542 What's my problem? 1599 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542 What's your problem? 1600 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959 You just give everything up 1601 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959 for some guy 1602 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,584 you met two months ago! 1603 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125 You just said you were going 1604 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125 to blow him! 1605 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792 Yeah, I was just trying 1606 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792 to get in on the fun. 1607 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542 He's my fucking boyfriend, 1608 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542 Allie! 1609 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:43,000 He's your only friend... Kort! 1610 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,000 Fuck you! 1611 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,542 Phil, can I get a dollar? 1612 00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,959 Hey, Allie! 1613 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,125 Allie! 1614 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209 I just want to let you know, 1615 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209 it's not my fault 1616 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,751 you went off the reservation 1617 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083 and stopped taking care 1618 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083 of yourself. 1619 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334 It's not my fault 1620 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334 you're a vain whore, 1621 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375 who replaced me 1622 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375 with Captain America. 1623 01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,959 Don't give me bullshit, 1624 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459 because I can get a guy 1625 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459 and you can't. 1626 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584 You sleep all day. 1627 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584 You don't study for anything. 1628 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918 You don't push yourself 1629 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918 to do anything. 1630 01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,000 You're just a selfish dick 1631 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834 who expects the whole world 1632 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834 to fall into your lap. 1633 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,083 Thanks, Kort! 1634 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167 No, don't do that. 1635 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167 Take some fucking responsibility 1636 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,709 for once in your life! God! 1637 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959 This is why I'm not going 1638 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959 abroad with you. 1639 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667 Perfect, well I'll just be 1640 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667 in Great Britain 1641 01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:39,125 getting bukkaked, 1642 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876 and you'll be here 1643 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876 dating Daniel. 1644 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125 -Great! 1645 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125 -Awesome! 1646 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,083 What's bukkaked? 1647 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125 Um... when a man and woman 1648 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125 love each other, 1649 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417 a man invites 1650 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417 all of his friends over... 1651 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:52,959 You know what? 1652 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876 Kort told me what happened, 1653 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876 and don't worry! 1654 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709 A lot of guys 1655 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709 can't get their dicks hard, 1656 01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,000 when they're fucking 40! 1657 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167 [friend] Daniel, 1658 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167 what's she talking about? 1659 01:01:13,876 --> 01:01:16,626 [solemn music] 1660 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,167 Uh oh! 1661 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,334 [woman] Is she wearing a towel? 1662 01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:56,626 [keys falling] 1663 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:08,959 [crashing] 1664 01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:17,834 [truck reversing] 1665 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,918 Where the fuck have you been? 1666 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,209 [Allie] Trash. 1667 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167 -What? 1668 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167 -[Allie] In the trash. 1669 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,876 Who was that? 1670 01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:10,542 I have no idea. 1671 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,375 No, I mean, it was Allie, but... 1672 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,834 She looks like shit! 1673 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,125 [knocking] 1674 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,209 Kort? 1675 01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,542 Kort! 1676 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:29,959 Is she in there? 1677 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,626 Yeah, she's in there. 1678 01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,667 [sighing] 1679 01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:14,834 [mellow music] 1680 01:04:17,626 --> 01:04:18,792 [sighing] 1681 01:04:58,292 --> 01:05:01,334 [music picks up pace] 1682 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:40,083 ["Pretty Boy" by Young Galaxy] 1683 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,209 Oh! 1684 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,375 Fucking yoga bitches! 1685 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:02,834 Fuck! 1686 01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,042 Fuck, it's hard! 1687 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,042 Oh god! 1688 01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:18,876 [Allie] This isn't a bad pace! 1689 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:23,375 Not a bad place at all! 1690 01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:40,375 [mellow music] 1691 01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,000 And so, as managers, 1692 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000 the problem 1693 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000 we're left to solve is, 1694 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334 how do we repair 1695 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334 our system's flaws? 1696 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209 -So as to return to a point... 1697 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209 -[cell phone chiming] 1698 01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,250 as closer to optimal 1699 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959 while still living with 1700 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959 the fact that optimal 1701 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292 doesn't necessarily 1702 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292 mean perfect. 1703 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584 You see, we're not just 1704 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584 in a theoretics class here, 1705 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167 where we bank on stand-alone 1706 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167 principles in a vacuum. 1707 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751 We're dealing with real issues 1708 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751 in the real world. 1709 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 -You got to see this, man! 1710 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 -Awesome, man! 1711 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 Alright, I'll see you. 1712 01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,709 Are you fucking kidding me? 1713 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667 Do you know 1714 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667 who you're talking to? 1715 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667 I'm the Dean of goddamn 1716 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667 students, sweetheart! 1717 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042 -Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1718 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042 -It's too late! You're expelled! 1719 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,792 Just kidding! 1720 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250 I don't have the power 1721 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250 to do that 1722 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:42,542 [vibrant music] 1723 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,667 [cell phone chiming] 1724 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292 Hey... I just need you 1725 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292 to listen to me for one second. 1726 01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,500 Hear me out, baby girl. 1727 01:09:26,626 --> 01:09:30,209 [music accelerates] 1728 01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:51,834 [sighing] 1729 01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:57,125 [chopping] 1730 01:10:01,459 --> 01:10:02,584 Okay. 1731 01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:06,751 Everything okay? 1732 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000 -Huh? 1733 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000 -Yeah, everything's great. 1734 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000 [Pam] What are you making? 1735 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500 [Allie] I'm not really sure, 1736 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500 but I feel really cool 1737 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292 because I measured 1738 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292 a bunch of shit, 1739 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876 and I got to mince something 1740 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876 for the first time. 1741 01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:16,042 Oh, do you want help? 1742 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,167 Uh-uh! No way, I got this. 1743 01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,459 Fucking son of a mother-fucker! 1744 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,751 That's so hot! 1745 01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:23,918 [chuckling] All right. 1746 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,500 I have my phone if you need me. 1747 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,959 Thank you. 1748 01:10:35,334 --> 01:10:39,542 [mellow music] 1749 01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,792 Shh... 1750 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,751 Say no more. 1751 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,459 I didn't say anything. 1752 01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,542 Okay, you're good, you're good! 1753 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,375 I got you! 1754 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792 -You know I can't see, right? 1755 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792 -I know, I've got you. 1756 01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:24,918 [Daniel] Hey! 1757 01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,209 Oh, I'll let you two be. 1758 01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,000 Actually, I prepared something. 1759 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,459 [Allie sighing] 1760 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292 Daniel, this first part 1761 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292 is for you. 1762 01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:50,667 My apologies for the other night 1763 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,584 when I offered to fellate you, 1764 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500 and also for the things 1765 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500 I said about your dick, 1766 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:56,751 and it's limpness. 1767 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375 That was both 1768 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375 rudely inappropriate, 1769 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,083 and a pretty dumb thing to do. 1770 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125 And now, Kort, 1771 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125 this second part is for you. 1772 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:08,709 My apologies for the other night 1773 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918 when I offered to fellate 1774 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918 your boyfriend Daniel, 1775 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,751 previously mentioned 1776 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667 in the first part 1777 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667 of the speech, and also-- 1778 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250 -Allie! 1779 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250 -...this dinner-- 1780 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,375 We get it! 1781 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,834 Okay, the point is, I'm sorry. 1782 01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,292 Truly! 1783 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417 It was all... 1784 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417 very unbecoming of me. 1785 01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,751 Oh! Thank you for your time. 1786 01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,709 [Kort chucking] 1787 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,209 I love you! 1788 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292 Allie told me that 1789 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292 if I didn't say that she'd... 1790 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709 shank me and make it seem like 1791 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709 it was an accident. 1792 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,709 Jesus! 1793 01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,125 I'm sorry. 1794 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,500 I hope I didn't ruin this? 1795 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,584 No, you didn't. 1796 01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:09,667 [food cooking] 1797 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751 It's supposed 1798 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751 to be chicken, but... 1799 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667 [Daniel] 1800 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667 But it's a liquid though, 1801 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667 I don't understand it. 1802 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042 If you skim it off the top 1803 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042 it's not as bad. 1804 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:18,918 Hey, guys. 1805 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667 -Hey! 1806 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667 -How is it? 1807 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667 -[Kort] Um... 1808 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667 -It's um... 1809 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,250 It's fucking horrible, isn't it? 1810 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792 It's really not very good, 1811 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792 Allie. 1812 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,459 Daniel, any thoughts? 1813 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334 [Daniel] I mean it's not bad, 1814 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334 but um... 1815 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959 It... it's just tough to chew 1816 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959 and... swallow. 1817 01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,959 Yeah, I kind of saw this coming. 1818 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,083 [Daniel] Yes! Real food! 1819 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:52,250 [exhilarating music] 1820 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959 Do you mind 1821 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959 if I have a sip of this? 1822 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542 So are you going to hold this 1823 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542 over my head forever? 1824 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751 I don't know! 1825 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751 I just might though. 1826 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,584 Would make up sex help? 1827 01:14:04,626 --> 01:14:06,083 [laughing] 1828 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542 Is that all you girls 1829 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542 think about? 1830 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250 -Mmm. 1831 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250 -[Daniel] It is, isn't it? 1832 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751 -What, it's been like a week! 1833 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751 -[Daniel] Really! 1834 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,542 What? Are you not going to help? 1835 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:19,334 Um... She... 1836 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,500 She handcuffed me to the table! 1837 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375 -[laughing] Oh my god! 1838 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375 -[Daniel] Yeah! 1839 01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,500 So, how's it going out there? 1840 01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,375 Looks like it's going well! 1841 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,125 I mean... not that I'm watching! 1842 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,834 I'm not! I'm just... 1843 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209 From the few glances 1844 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209 that I've stolen, it... 1845 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,876 Looks like it's going well! 1846 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,209 And I only saw those glances 1847 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209 because I want to keep 1848 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209 the standard of service high. 1849 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,792 Sure. 1850 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000 -[Kort] Yeah, it's going well! 1851 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000 -Good. 1852 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,459 I like him. 1853 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:08,751 Yeah... 1854 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,334 [Allie] Me too. 1855 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,792 So why did you act like that? 1856 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751 I... don't know, 1857 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751 I guess it was just... 1858 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709 more fun when we 1859 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709 were chasing them together, 1860 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167 than when you 1861 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167 were dating him alone. 1862 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042 Yeah, I guess 1863 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042 I wasn't the best... 1864 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,417 best friend, was I? 1865 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626 I kind of got caught up 1866 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626 there for a while. 1867 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:39,042 Hey um... 1868 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042 You didn't mean 1869 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042 that abroad thing, did you? 1870 01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:46,500 Yeah... I did. 1871 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959 I mean, 1872 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959 not for those reasons but... 1873 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,709 I never really wanted to go. 1874 01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:54,918 Okay. 1875 01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,209 Can I give you some good news? 1876 01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:04,542 Yes, now would be a good time. 1877 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751 He has a friend 1878 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751 that thinks you're hot. 1879 01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:10,042 [tranquil music] 1880 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,709 Proceed. 1881 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209 Apparently, he thinks 1882 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209 you have a nice ass! 1883 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,209 This ass? 1884 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,918 That ass! 1885 01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,626 Okay, I'll take it! 1886 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792 He wants to take you 1887 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792 out for a drink. 1888 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334 -Shut the fuck up! 1889 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334 -[glass breaking] 1890 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,792 [laughing] Oh my god! 1891 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959 Whatever. 1892 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959 I did that to be dramatic! 1893 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,334 I fucking hate that plate! 1894 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959 Tell me what 1895 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959 we are working with? 1896 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,334 [music picks up tempo] 1897 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:35,292 You look good! 1898 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417 -[Allie] Stop that! 1899 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417 -How do you feel? 1900 01:16:38,584 --> 01:16:40,334 I feel good. I do. 1901 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:42,959 I'm a little nervous though. 1902 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,292 You can be nervous. 1903 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918 You're just not allowed 1904 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918 to fuck him! 1905 01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:48,292 Does that rule still stand? 1906 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083 -[Kort] Yes! 1907 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083 -Like a 100%? 1908 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,375 [Kort] Yes, you slut! 1909 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,667 Great! 1910 01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,042 The dress looks good too. 1911 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,250 [Allie sighing] Really? 1912 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459 I don't know, kind of feel 1913 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459 like I'm made for these things. 1914 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459 -[Kort] Alright, perfume? 1915 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459 -[Allie] Check! 1916 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751 -[Kort] ID? 1917 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751 -[Allie] Check! 1918 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,834 And...? 1919 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834 [Allie] It's the first date! 1920 01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,167 I'm just asking! 1921 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,751 I trimmed! 1922 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,542 Daniel, thoughts? 1923 01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:19,751 Gorgeous! 1924 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209 -It's very sweet of you D-Mac. 1925 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209 -[Kort chuckling] 1926 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,292 Okay. Go on. 1927 01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,542 [Allie] I... oh, bye! 1928 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,751 [laughing] 1929 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:33,918 [mellow music] 1930 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876 ["The Day I Died" 1931 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876 by Alex Winston] 1932 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,834 [hostess] Can I help you? 1933 01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,876 Huh? 1934 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792 [hostess] Are you looking 1935 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792 for someone? 1936 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,918 Oh! No. 1937 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,792 [sighing] I'm okay! 1938 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:25,667 [music intensifies] 1939 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834 Oh, would you look 1940 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834 at the slice of apple pie! 1941 01:22:08,876 --> 01:22:10,375 Come over here, cutie! 1942 01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:12,334 What's up, little boo? 1943 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834 I'd like to give you 1944 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834 a tour of this... 1945 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,876 This camp-pus... 1946 01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,334 You ever seen Mystic River? 1947 01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,751 Little Sean Penn wannabe! 108306

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