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Oh, man, this is so exciting.
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Is this the green room?
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- Yeah.
- A game show.
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Can you guys believe we're gonna
be on a game show?
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All right, all right, relax.
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Awesome!
Guys, the green room of
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Family Fight...
I've got goose bumps.
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Yeah, all right, calm down.
Don't start acting like an
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animal, here.
All right, listen, this is
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Family Fight.
This is a nationally televised
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program.
This is a very big deal
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for us, okay?
We're talking...
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What are you doing?
Are you stealing an ashtray
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- right now?
- Yeah.
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Why?
We have ashtrays, and you don't
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- even smoke.
- This is a perfect place for
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me to lay out my political
agenda.
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- No, no, no. No politics, man.
- What?
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Because it's too polarizing,
okay?
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And don't be misogynistic and
please don't be gross, I mean...
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Guys, let's-let's be smart
about this.
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- Let's be right down the middle.
- Right down the middle
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sounds so boring.
That's not what the audience
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wants to see.
Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny
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McCarthy thing, where I'm, like,
super sexy, but I got a
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- potty mouth.
- Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are
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never going to be sexy.
And do not do a potty mouth
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thing, okay?
We don't want to come across as
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low-brow animals.
Now, have some veggie platter
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and have some fruit, okay?
That is brain food.
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Mm-mm, no way, not me.
Haven't eaten in three days.
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I don't want to be puffy.
J-Mac's face...
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- it's never puffy.
- Yeah, because J-Mac's face
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is stapled to the back of
her head.
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Now, eat some food.
You look emaciated and sick.
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What is that?
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- Fart noise key chain.
- Dennis, what is this enticing
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- bowl of white?
- This?
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- Yeah.
- Charlie, that... that's
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cottage cheese.
>> Cottage cheese?
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Like... cheese from some
cottage? Whose cottage?
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Well, like, what is that,
exactly?
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How do you not know what it is?
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- Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?
- I'm not a cottage guy.
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You are gonna make us lose
this game.
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Here comes the other family.
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Hello.
You must be the Reynolds family.
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I'm Janet, and we're the the
Barretts.
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Oh.
Okay...
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Hey, guys!
I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager.
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Both teams ready?
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Let's play Family Fight!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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It's time to play
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Family Fight!
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Let's give it up for your host,
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Grant Anderson!
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How you doing, man?
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Hey, oh!
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Hello!
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All right!
Thank you for coming out,
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everybody, and welcome to
Family Fight.
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I'm your host, Grant Anderson.
Today, we have the Barrett
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family...
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...versus the Reynolds family!
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And they are here for a whole
lot of cash, so let's get it on!
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Give me Janet, give me Frank.
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- Here we go!
- Oh... whoa.
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Whoa, I didn't get a good look
at you before backstage.
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Sha-booyah-roko.
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Okay, all right, we got
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some-some sparks flying already
here.
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Now, let's get up here and do
this.
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- Come on, Frank, you ready?
- I'm ready.
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All right, man.
Top four answers on the board,
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here: Name an animal that we eat
but doesn't eat us.
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- Frank!
- Pig!
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Show me pig!
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- OK Frank, do a little dance.
- Now Frank, you want to pass
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or play?
Pass or play?
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Oh, we... we'll play.
Play, play, play.
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We're gonna play.
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You want to talk a little bit
about the family?
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Yeah.
Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant?
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- Yes, Grant.
- I want to... I want to change
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- my answer.
- What?
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- Wh... what? Why?
- I have realized it's-it's not
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totally accurate, because I've
seen a pig eat a man.
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In fact, I've seen many pigs eat
many men.
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- It was a bloodbath.
- Well, okay, well, we can't do
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that.
I'm gonna move on, though,
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- 'cause you're losing me here.
- Yeah?
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Oh, Grant... a lighthearted
barb, if you will.
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- So, uh, so...
- His talk of pigs and man
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flesh is confusing as it is
frustrating.
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- Right.
- Don't you just want to...
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I hear you, I hear you, Dennis.
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You know, you have these
people in your life and you just
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- want to...
- Yeah.
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Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you
tell me something?
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- What do you do?
- Me?
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Oh, well, I am the proprietor
of, uh, one of the most charming
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pubs in all of South
Philadelphia.
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- All right.
- Paddy's Pub.
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- Paddy's Pub!
- Paddy's... Paddy's Pub.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but listen, I am so much
more, Grant.
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Um, I'm kind of a jack of all
trades, if you will.
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- Okay.
- So the question really isn't
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"What do I do?"
It's "What don't I do?"
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Wow.
Now, there's a lot of confidence
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right there.
I like that.
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I like that, Dennis.
All right.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, buddy, can you name an
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animal that we eat but doesn't
eat us?
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Oh, easy.
A sea urchin.
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- A sea... a what now?
- Sea urchin.
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- Sea urchin.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Show me sea urchin!
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Ooh, one strike.
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- Oh.
- One strike for the Reynolds
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- here.
- Wow, that, uh, that buzzer
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- sounds... it's awfully loud.
- It is loud.
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Pierces you right down to
your soul, doesn't it?
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- I don't like it.
- Okay.
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- I'll be fine, though.
- You're right.
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- All right, thank you.
- Okay.
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- Who do we have here?
- Hi.
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- Hello... Deandra.
- Yep.
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Yeah.
Deandra, help me out-- name an
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animal that we eat but doesn't
eat us.
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Well, Grant, I'll tell you
what...
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- Mm-hmm?
- ...I like to eat cock.
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Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, we can't say...
Lisa, are we gonna...?
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See what I did there?
It's a little bit of a double
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entendre type of thing.
I was talking about chicken, but
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- I said "cock."
- Yeah, don't say that word.
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Please, I'm-I'm...
Just, it's a family show, so
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we're just gonna go with
"chicken," okay?
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- Show me chicken!
- Ow!
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There you go.
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- An answer on the board!
- Okay.
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- Ronald Reynolds.
- Yeah!
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- Hello, sir.
- Hey!
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- How you doing today?
- I'm great, Grant.
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I'm just really excited to be
here with my new family.
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- Oh... your new family?
- Yeah.
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Oh, a little bit of background.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Uh, actually, just for
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clarification.
Um, he raised them, but he
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didn't sire them.
Now, he may have sired him--
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we're not exactly sure, but they
do live together in squalor.
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Yeah, yeah.
I actually brought my blood
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bucket in case you guys want to
run his blood and see if it all
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checks out.
It'd be good to know.
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Yeah, if we want to do, like,
a quick DNA sequencing...
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- Yeah.
- ...at the commercial break,
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that actually would clear things
up for everybody.
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- If we could.
- It would set the record
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straight.
But either way, I was always the
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odd man out, you know?
I mean, you know.
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And then Frank, here, adopted me
and now I'm a part of the
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- Reynolds family!
- Okay, well...
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We don't...
I'm... I'm just... I'm not even
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gonna try to figure that one
out, so...
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Okay, here-here's the deal,
guys: from now on, I'm not gonna
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ask you guys any more questions
at all...
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- Yes.
- ...other than the ones that
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- keep the game moving. All right?
- Great! Yeah!
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Great!
Show me... cow!
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Nope, that's me.
I say that word.
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I say the "show me" part.
You just give me the answer.
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- Okay, Ronald?
- Right, I'm sorry.
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- Show me c...
- Don't say "show me."
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- He just said that.
- Don't say it.
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- He just said that.
- Just say the answer.
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Show... show me.. is the part
I say?
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Here's the one thing...
there's only one thing in the
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whole world at this moment you
shouldn't say...
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- Mm-hmm?
- "Show me."
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So just give me the answer, and
then I'll say sh...
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You know what, go ahead and
do it.
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- Just go ahead and do it, then.
- Do what?
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Mother of...
Show me cow!
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Cow!
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- Good answer!
- So, sadly we got to stay
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here. Okay.
Charlie?
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- Yeah?
- Just need you to name an
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- animal...
- Yes!
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...that we eat but doesn't
eat us.
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Doesn't eat us-- that's easy.
Dragon!
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- Charlie, do you eat dragon?
- No! I don't eat dragon
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'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal
for peasants, it's a meal
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for kings, and I'm sort of a
common man.
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But they don't eat us; they, uh,
it's like a misconception.
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They actually eat gold and
treasure.
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That's why they're always
sitting on a big pile of it.
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- Bad answer.
- Bad answer.
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- Bad answer.
- That's a bad answer.
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Okay, show me dragon!
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I told you!
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Oh, my God!
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Well, astonishingly, uh, one
person surveyed gave the answer
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dragon, so...
What a world!
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All right, the Reynolds family
has won round one!
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There you go, all right.
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- Sha-booyah!
- All right.
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- Sha-booyah!
- But we got a lot more show to
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go! It could be anybody's game.
We'll be right back after this
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with Family Fight!
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That's commercial, guys!
Back in three.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah, that was, uh, that was
terrible.
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I mean, we're bombing out there.
This-this is exactly what I was
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- trying to avoid, guys.
- What are you talking about?
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- We won that round.
- Yeah, but you were being
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lascivious and disgusting.
Dee was making sex jokes that
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were going over like a lead
balloon.
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Well, at least we got all of
our answers right.
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Yeah, that-that's utterly
ridiculous.
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I mean, how is dragon an answer
and sea urchin isn't?
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- Everyone knows...
- I don't know, but there's
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always a weirdo or two in those
panels who's gonna give a stupid
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answer and Charlie's always
gonna get those, right? So...
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- Yeah, I'll get the steal.
- Yeah!
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Plus, people don't even
really eat sea urchin, Dennis.
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Most people don't eat dragons.
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- Well, dragonflies.
- People don't eat dragonflies.
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Don't make that noise.
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- I don't like it.
- Just relax, would you,
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Dennis?
Look, if we make asses out of
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ourselves, they just won't air
the episode, okay?
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Okay, first of all, you don't
know that and secondly, don't
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tell me to relax.
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All right, don't you start
making that noise.
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All right, it's not funny when
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they do it, it's definitely not
funny when...
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Oh, goddamn it!
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All right, welcome back to
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Family Fight.
We got the Reynolds family over
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here with a hundred points.
We got the Barretts over here
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with zero.
Give me Bobby, give me Dennis!
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Here we go!
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All right, all right.
Somebody got a little, a little
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- lead in his shoes.
- Uh, no.
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No. No, my shoes are fine.
I assure you.
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They're made of the finest
Italian leather.
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The fit is perfect.
Therefore, there would be no room for lead.
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All right.
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The top four answers are on the
board.
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We asked a hundred people on the
street, "Name something people
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groom themselves with."
Dennis!
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- Laser beams, Grant.
- La-laser beams?
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Yeah, laser beam.
It's the only way to completely
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- obliterate the follicle.
- Show me laser beam!
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That noise, it's too loud.
Can we, can we just turn it down
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- a touch?
- We cannot, we cannot.
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- Bobby, you got an answer?
- I got an answer.
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- All right.
- Hair brush!
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Show me hair brush!
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- There it is, there it is.
- Hair brush, that's so
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obvious.
God, that buzzer noise!
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Isn't that just irritating
as hell?
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Come on, we got to think
of a steal here, okay?
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I got one, I got one!
What about, uh, uh, bleaching
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- cream for your facial hair?
- What the hell?!
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No, no. I-I got it.
Drakkar Noir.
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- Mm, too specific.
- You know what it is?
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I think it's a bride.
A bride could be a good answer.
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What?
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You can't become a groom or
get groomed without a bride.
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- Oh, no, no...
- Right, right. That's not the
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kind of grooming they're
talking about.
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I don't know.
Charlie could be right.
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- Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon.
- No, he's not, he's not right!
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Because nobody else is that
stupid.
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Show me pumice stone!
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All right, here we go.
Reynolds family for the steal!
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No, no, we're not gonna say
that.
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- The comb, a comb!
- I'm gonna go with...
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- toe knife.
- With what now?
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With a toe knife 'cause I-I
use a-a sharp blade to dig the
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scum out of my toenails.
Once in a while, I cut myself,
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but it puses up and in three
days, it's good as new.
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- Sure.
- Toe knife!
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Way more information than we
needed, but, uh...
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show me toe knife.
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Okay, the Barretts win the
board!
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There you go! All right!
Okay, let's see-see what that
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last answer was.
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- Bride!
- Charlie was right.
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- I knew it.
- Do you, do you groom a
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bride, Lisa?
All right, hey, let's get onto
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that last round now!
I need some Dee, I need a little
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bit of Lester! Come on now!
Okay.
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Come on, Dee!
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- All right.
- Here we go.
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Okay, here we go-- top six
answers are on the board.
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Name something that people
are afraid of.
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Oh, oopsie-daisy!
Looks like I, I broke it.
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- You think?
- Oops.
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Can't believe that's...
Ain't never seen anything like
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that in my life.
What do you got, hands made of
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anvils?
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You want me to answer that or
answer...?
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I don't want you to answer
either of them, okay?
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Because I don't know who won
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- because you broke the machine.
- That makes sense.
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- Right? Okay?
- It makes sense, yeah.
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Okay, everybody, we're gonna
take a couple seconds.
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We'll be right back after this.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Start thinking of a steal
because if we get this one, we
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- win the game.
- All right, all right.
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- What's the question?
- Things people are afraid of.
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- That's still the question?
- Yeah... How do you not know
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- how the game works by now?
- Okay, I'm afraid of game show
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- rules.
- You guys, I know what it is.
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- Yeah?
- It's failure.
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- That's too pathetic.
- Liberal yahoos taking my
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- guns.
- That-that is a political
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- firestorm, Frank. No!
- Oh, oh! The Nightman.
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All right, guys, these are
terrible answers, all right?
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Now, normally I would've said
the crust on a crème brûlée
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burning the top of your mouth,
but I'm thinking like a commoner
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now and I really do think that
the right answer is probably...
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- clowns.
- That's a good answer.
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- I know.
- I feel like it could
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- be Nightman.
- No, I feel like it isn't
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- the Nightman...
- He could be right, dude.
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- I've got a lot...
- Show me dogs!
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God!
Okay, Reynolds, you get a
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chance to steal and win the
whole game right here.
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Name something that people are
afraid of.
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We're gonna go with...
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Wait, wait, wait, Frank.
You have to say it in the form
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- of a question.
- What is...?
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No, you don't, you don't...
you don't have to do that 'cause
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- it's not Jeopardy.
- Ah, it's not Jeopardy.
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- All right?
- Say "show me," Frank.
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Don't say "show me," Frank.
Just say the word.
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- Just say the word.
- Show me clowns!
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All right.
Show me clowns!
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Yeah!
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We did it!
We did it!
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And the Reynolds win the game!
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- The Reynolds win the game!
- Sha-booyah,
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sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
you lose!
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Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
sha-booyah, you lose!
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00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,937
All right, okay.
So, anyway...
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let's take a look at the last
one, everybody.
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"Nightman."
Don't know what that is.
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- Just don't know what it is.
- What is happening?
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Pretty strange answers today!
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00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,417
All right, man.
Uh, we're gonna come right back
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and play some Fast Money.
We'll see you right after these
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messages.
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How the hell was "Nightman"
an answer?
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- Right.
- Dude, I think I'm remembering
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00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:34,066
what happened.
I took this survey.
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I got interviewed at a mall and
I thought it was, like, a
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- government thing.
- Oh...
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00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,301
- All right.
- That makes a lot more sense.
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00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:40,873
That's actually the only
thing that makes sense.
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00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,358
Right? Okay.
So I should play Fast Money,
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00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:43,809
because I'm gonna know all the
answers.
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00:14:43,944 --> 00:14:45,394
No, no, no, you're only gonna
know your answers.
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00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:47,480
And that's only gonna get us one
point for every question.
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We need to get all the top
answers to win Fast Money.
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00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,990
Right, totally, totally.
And then we spin the wheel.
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00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,536
Okay, you're definitely not
gonna play, 'cause you can't
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understand a thing that's
happening.
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00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,071
- I'll play.
- No, you won't play, because
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you've been nothing but gross
and foul and polarizing the
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entire time.
You're embarrassing me in front
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of the whole nation.
Dee...
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00:15:00,911 --> 00:15:02,351
- Mmm.
- ...you and I are gonna play.
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00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:03,329
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,030
- Can I do my fart keychain?
- Absolutely goddamn not.
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00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:06,615
Okay, now go get something to
eat, you look terrible.
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00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,200
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm very hungry, but I'm not
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00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,888
gonna blow it now.
This is my close-up.
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00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,871
God, don't be a dumb,
hungry bitch the entire time.
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00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,139
- Guys, we're back.
- Ooh!
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00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,773
Okay, all right, you're going
first, Dee, you're going first.
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00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:19,712
Okay, go, go, go, go!
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00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,414
All right, we are back with
Fast Money, here with Dee
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00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:25,484
Reynolds.
But first, there's somebody who
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00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:29,221
- wants to say something to you.
- Hey, Reynolds
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00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,790
family!
Win $20,000 and bring home the
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00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:34,126
money for Paddy's Pub!
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00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:36,962
Yeah, all right.
I'm done dancing like a monkey.
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00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:39,265
Give me my five bucks, Chuck.
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00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,833
Ha ha, wow!
That was a rough video, right
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00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,635
there.
That dude is hard on the eyes.
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00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,403
Yeah.
He's all burned up.
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- We couldn't get anybody else?
- No.
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00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:50,242
- Okay, you ready, Dee?
- Oh, you better believe it.
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00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:51,677
- But, uh...
- Mm-hmm?
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00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,972
...first, hold on a... hold
on a second, there's, um...
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00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,215
- Yeah?
- There's, uh...
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00:15:56,349 --> 00:15:57,550
- You okay?
- Ooh! Yeah.
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00:15:57,684 --> 00:16:00,319
- You all right?
- Uh, yes... there's a... just
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00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:03,756
a quick bit I wanted to, uh...
Oof.
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00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:08,594
Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
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00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,179
That's about as lowbrow as
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00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:11,630
- it gets.
- Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like
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00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,649
- that.
- It's pretty funny, though.
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00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,769
Okay, new plan.
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00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:19,772
All right.
So we're back here with, uh,
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Fast Money here.
Uh, now we got Frank doing it,
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00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,345
'cause... people just be
faintin' up in here, so...
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00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:29,648
Give me 30 seconds on the clock.
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00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,850
Name something you thought
existed when you were a child.
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00:16:31,985 --> 00:16:33,852
- Santa Claus.
- Name something you might find
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00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:35,854
- in a bathtub.
- Soap!
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00:16:35,989 --> 00:16:37,690
Name something people add
sugar to.
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00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:39,858
- Coffee.
- A thing you associate with
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00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:41,927
- Charlie Chaplin.
- Little moustache.
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00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:45,130
Name a foreign country whose
films are popular in America.
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00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,066
France.
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00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,134
Damn!
You did it, man!
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00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,170
- I'm surprised, too, brother!
- Oh, oh, that was so good!
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00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:52,771
That was so good, Frank!
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00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,009
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
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00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,261
- Frank did great.
- Frank?
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00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:01,680
- Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.
- She... of course she did.
430
00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:04,783
- She's so embarrassing.
- Right.
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00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:06,198
All right, here we go,
everybody.
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00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,920
We're gonna bring Dennis out
right now.
433
00:17:08,054 --> 00:17:09,722
Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.
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00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:10,990
Okay. Here we go.
435
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:17,162
- Okay.
- Now, Dennis... Frank got the
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00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,566
number one answer for every
single question, so you only
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00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,402
need five points to win the
game. Okay?
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00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:24,837
Okay, I can do it.
Now, Grant, listen, I know I
439
00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:26,338
- gave some bad answers before...
- Yes.
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00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:29,108
...but I understand the game
perfectly now, and, uh, that
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00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:30,609
- does not represent me.
- Okay, I like that.
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00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:31,877
Okay? So I'm ready to give
good answers.
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00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:33,279
- I like that.
- That does represent me.
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00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,813
All right, that sounds good,
that sounds good.
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00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,715
If you repeat any of Frank's
answers, you're gonna hear this
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00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,150
sound...
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00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:40,165
- ...and then...
- Thought we were done with the
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00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,987
- buzzer.
- Only if you repeat an answer.
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00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,756
- Even in this round?
- Yes, even in this round. Yep.
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00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,858
- Mm-hmm.
- If you don't know an answer,
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00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:48,127
you can say "pass" and we'll
just move on to the next
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00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,428
- question.
- Okay.
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00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:50,796
- All right, are you ready?
- Yes, yes.
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00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,798
Let's put 30 seconds on the
clock.
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00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:55,668
Name something you thought
existed when you were a child.
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00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:57,036
Santa Claus.
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00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,638
- Oh, God... uh, pass.
- Name something you might find
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00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:01,540
- in a bathtub.
- S... uh, soap.
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00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,355
Ah! God, I really hate that
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00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,576
buzzer.
Can we not do that?
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00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,078
Clock's ticking, clock's
ticking.
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00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:07,413
- Okay, uh, pass.
- Name something people add
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00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,316
- sugar to.
- God... coffee.
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00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,351
Oh, God...
465
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,885
Nope, we gotta... we need
an answer.
466
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,487
Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then
pass, then pass, 'cause...
467
00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:17,382
A thing you associate with
Charlie Chaplin.
468
00:18:17,457 --> 00:18:19,725
- Mmm... pass.
- Okay, name a foreign country
469
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:22,328
whose films are popular in
America.
470
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:23,495
France.
471
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,763
- Oh, God, no, no!
- Already said that.
472
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,219
Oh, God, France.
473
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,666
- France. France. France.
- That's still not the answer.
474
00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,089
Little moustache.
Soap, soap, France.
475
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,525
- There was something else.
- Stop it already!
476
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,097
Don't say France!
477
00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,584
All right, I have never seen
478
00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:38,153
a more embarrassing display in
my entire career.
479
00:18:38,287 --> 00:18:40,989
Oh, please don't air this.
Okay? Please don't... don't air
480
00:18:41,123 --> 00:18:43,445
this... you won't air this,
right?
481
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,926
Oh, no, no, we definitely air
it.
482
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,166
We always air it.
No matter what, we air it.
483
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,635
- That's how we do it, my friend.
- It just went so wrong...
484
00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,036
Good night, everybody!
Thanks for joining us here on
485
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:50,371
Family Fight!
Take care.
486
00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:56,994
- Wow.
- Why'd they have to air that
487
00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:58,712
- part?
- That was the end part.
488
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,748
- The best part.
- Yeah, they air the whole
489
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,717
show.
490
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,659
This doesn't represent me,
though.
491
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:14,695
This doesn't represent me.
That's not who I am.
492
00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:19,415
So just don't air it.
It's the buzzer that was...
493
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:23,971
That just doesn't represent me.
So just don't air it!
494
00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:34,761
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