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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:42,525 ♪ I'm going down in history ♪ 2 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:46,245 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 3 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:50,285 ♪ Riding so high Achieving my goals ♪ 4 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 5 00:01:11,725 --> 00:01:13,085 Hey, you gonna try out? 6 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:47,405 - So how was school? - Uh, OK, I guess. 7 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,165 Those guys back there, friends of yours? 8 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:55,165 Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet. 9 00:01:55,925 --> 00:01:57,605 It'll get better, OK? 10 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:03,405 You're still the new kid, you just need a little time to settle in. 11 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:07,925 Everyone will be so friendly, it's such a good neighborhood. 12 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:09,085 It is a good neighborhood. 13 00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:10,965 Like you would know. 14 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:13,205 You spend all your time in your dungeon, 15 00:02:13,285 --> 00:02:16,845 working on your ground-breaking mousetrap alternative. 16 00:02:16,925 --> 00:02:18,525 Oh, hey... 17 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,445 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 18 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:25,605 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 19 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,285 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 20 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:41,125 ♪ Not concerned who sees us Rippin' up the floor ♪ 21 00:02:41,205 --> 00:02:44,965 ♪ Oh, honey We'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪ 22 00:02:45,045 --> 00:02:47,765 ♪ Oh, honey You know we just can't lose ♪ 23 00:02:47,845 --> 00:02:51,925 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 24 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,925 ♪ I know your love's my... ♪ 25 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:17,805 Yes. 26 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:24,125 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 27 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:27,925 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 28 00:03:28,005 --> 00:03:31,685 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 29 00:03:31,765 --> 00:03:35,525 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 30 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:37,725 I see you singing along. 31 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:42,245 What's up? We got Ashley O in the house. 32 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:47,285 - Thanks for being here. - Yeah, thank you for having me, Busy. 33 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:50,085 A lot of your music comes to you in dreams, is that true? 34 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:53,485 Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind while I'm sleeping 35 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:55,845 and so when I wake up I have to really quickly write it down 36 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,565 'cause I don't want it to just disappear. 37 00:03:57,645 --> 00:03:59,565 A lot of positive messages in your music, 38 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:01,605 kind of an empowerment vibe. 39 00:04:01,685 --> 00:04:04,045 Yeah, you know, it's really important 40 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,645 for people to feel like they're in control of their own destiny, 41 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:12,085 and, you know, that means having the confidence to be who you want to be. 42 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:19,204 Now, your aunt, she's kind of the source of a lot of your confidence, right? 43 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:21,365 - Like she's your mentor. - Yeah, you know, 44 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,925 she's taken care of me my whole life and she's my manager. 45 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,045 Mention the doll. 46 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:31,725 Actually, the reason I'm here is... 47 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:36,245 to introduce to you, Ashley Too. 48 00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:40,645 That's Ashley Too, like T-O-O. 49 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,085 Watch. 50 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:43,565 Ashley, wake up. 51 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:48,725 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 52 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,485 - What? - What's your name? 53 00:04:50,565 --> 00:04:53,565 - They call me Busy G. - Pleased to meet you, Busy. 54 00:04:53,645 --> 00:04:57,645 Wow, I'm into her already. 55 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,445 You know, she's actually, she's got a personality. 56 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:04,365 - It's modeled right after my own. - Oh, so like an AI? 57 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,445 Um. We actually have a commercial, I think we gave it to you and... 58 00:05:07,525 --> 00:05:10,605 The commercial, yeah, I think we're ready to run that now. Fire it up. 59 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,845 Let's do it. 60 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:15,685 Now you can be best friends with your favorite pop star, 61 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:19,365 - Ashley, wake up. - Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 62 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:24,445 An all-new, intelligent companion based on Ashley O's actual personality. 63 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,365 Ashley Too holds meaningful conversations. 64 00:05:26,445 --> 00:05:27,565 Jesus Christ. 65 00:05:27,645 --> 00:05:30,005 Hey, Katie, wanna talk about boys? 66 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:32,725 Ashley Too gives makeover tips. 67 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:37,605 I was thinking this one for Instagram. 68 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,485 Yeah, you always pick a good one. 69 00:05:44,325 --> 00:05:46,245 They love Ashley Too on social. 70 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:46,885 ♪ See the animal In her cage you've built ♪ 71 00:06:48,445 --> 00:06:55,365 ♪ Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 72 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:19,925 ♪ Feel the hollowness Inside of your heart ♪ 73 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:28,725 ♪ Everything right where ♪ 74 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:34,005 ♪ It belongs ♪ 75 00:07:37,205 --> 00:07:41,765 ♪ If you look at your reflection ♪ 76 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,565 ♪ Is it all you want it to be? ♪ 77 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:55,325 ♪ If you could look Right through the cracks ♪ 78 00:07:56,565 --> 00:08:00,205 ♪ Would you find yourself afraid to see? ♪ 79 00:08:03,405 --> 00:08:05,125 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. 80 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,885 It's a nice tune. 81 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,845 The lyrics are kind of a departure. 82 00:08:12,645 --> 00:08:15,925 It's nothing, it's just a stream of consciousness kind of thing. 83 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:23,525 Hey, Ashley, everything OK? 84 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:25,925 Yeah, I'm fine. 85 00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:32,125 - You taking your meds? - Yeah, you don't have to worry about me. 86 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,645 OK. 87 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,445 - Alright, see you at breakfast. - See you. 88 00:08:41,765 --> 00:08:43,765 I'll ask Amaya to make those eggs you like. 89 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:44,845 Thank you. 90 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:15,565 Dad, can I get an Ashley Too? 91 00:09:17,285 --> 00:09:18,205 Sorry, a what? 92 00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:19,405 An Ashley Too. 93 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:22,165 - It's some dorky Ashley O doll. - It's not a doll. 94 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:26,365 - An imaginary friend. - For my birthday, please. 95 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:29,445 I'll think about it. 96 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,125 It's on Wednesday. 97 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,165 What is? 98 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:46,685 Her birthday. 99 00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,045 I knew that. 100 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:01,525 Oh, my God. 101 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,285 Oh, my God. 102 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:07,845 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 103 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:11,685 It's so exciting. 104 00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:37,285 Ashley, wake up. 105 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,205 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 106 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:44,725 - What's your name? - Uh... Rachel. 107 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,125 - It's so great to meet you, Rachel. - You, too. 108 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:53,925 Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. 109 00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:58,405 Thanks, let's get to know each other. 110 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:02,205 - How old are you? - I'm 15 today. 111 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:07,445 Happy birthday. Fifteen is a great age. 112 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,005 Thank you. 113 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:13,005 So, tell me, have you got any brothers or sisters? 114 00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:15,725 Just Jack, she's over there. 115 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:19,405 - Hi, Jack. - Hi, fuck face. 116 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,965 Jack, I think you made a bad word choice there. 117 00:11:23,045 --> 00:11:25,205 Just ignore her, Ashley. 118 00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,445 I'll make note of that. 119 00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:31,085 So how about your mom and dad? What are their names? 120 00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:36,045 Um... Well, my dad's Kevin. My mom was called Genevieve. 121 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,125 Everyone called her Gen. 122 00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:41,845 She died a couple of years back. 123 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,885 I'm so sorry to hear that. 124 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:50,725 If at any time you wanna talk about it, I'll be here for you. 125 00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,245 That's very kind. 126 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,445 So, anyway, Rachel, what kind of things are you into? 127 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,645 Uh, into as in...? 128 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,685 What kind of things do you and your friends do for fun? 129 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,365 Oh, well, um, since we moved, 130 00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:10,245 I... don't exactly have many friends. 131 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,325 You do now I'm here. 132 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,885 Hey, do you want me to help you with a makeover? 133 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:19,765 Uh... A little later, maybe. 134 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:21,965 How about a song, then? 135 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,045 Sure. 136 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,005 Ashley, stop. 137 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,485 - Jack. - You know I hate that shit. 138 00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,245 - Leave her alone. - Her? 139 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,165 It's my birthday, I wanna listen, put your headphones on. 140 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,165 Whatever. 141 00:12:42,165 --> 00:12:44,125 Sorry about that, Ashley. 142 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,125 That's OK, do you want me to start over? 143 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:48,765 Sure. 144 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:52,005 ♪ Oh, honey I'll do anything for you ♪ 145 00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:56,405 ♪ Oh, honey Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 146 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,965 ♪ Oh, honey Kiss me up against... ♪ 147 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,845 So, like, where did the inspiration for "On A Roll" come from? 148 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,685 Well, it's about when dreams come true. 149 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,925 You know I wrote all my early songs in my dreams and recorded them 150 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:13,285 - and put them on YouTube. - Of course. 151 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:17,525 Well, that song's me saying, "Look how far I came. 152 00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:18,845 If I did it, so can you." 153 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,805 That's so cool. 154 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,965 OK, be back in a moment, just gonna run to the bathroom. 155 00:13:27,685 --> 00:13:29,365 Don't be long, miss you already. 156 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:30,725 Miss you. 157 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,285 Your creativity is so awesome. 158 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,205 I wasn't playing for you. 159 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,005 Expressing yourself musically can be very empowering. 160 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,725 Not your kind of music. 161 00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:10,725 - Well, what kind of music do you like? - You wouldn't have heard of it. 162 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:13,965 Try me. I always love to learn. 163 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,365 OK. 164 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,885 Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idles, Savages. 165 00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:24,645 Are those foreign bands? 166 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:27,725 More like vintage. 167 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,845 My mom was super into them, so... 168 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,365 So you only listen to music your mom liked? 169 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,005 Ashley, go to sleep. 170 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:02,445 Guys, I'm at a loss. I mean I know I'm talking about next year, 171 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,005 but I... 172 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,125 I've got tour venues earmarked, marketing spend locked in. 173 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:13,765 We're talking sunk costs. Ashley Toos haven't recouped yet, 174 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,485 the current sales cycle is starting to dampen, 175 00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,805 and we are way behind on the next album. 176 00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:20,725 Behind as in...? 177 00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,685 As in "I don't have a single song yet" behind. 178 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,005 So Ashley hasn't written anything for the next album? 179 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,405 Nothing usable. 180 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,205 Well, if she's feeling under-creative, 181 00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,765 there are some mild hallucinogens I can recommend, 182 00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,285 all organic. 183 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,245 Munk, 184 00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:42,925 the current meds you've got her on don't seem to be working. 185 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,845 You've seen her, she's unpredictable. 186 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:51,365 The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit 187 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:54,285 twenty people are gonna relate to and no one is gonna buy. 188 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,005 She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen. 189 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,405 She doesn't understand how fragile all this is. 190 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,845 You think I should up the dose? 191 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:09,645 I don't know what to do. 192 00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,365 I think I do. 193 00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:16,485 Go on. 194 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,005 ♪ ...demonstrate it 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪ 195 00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:37,965 That's it. 196 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,605 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 197 00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:42,285 - ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ - Incredible. 198 00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:43,685 Keep it up. 199 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:45,165 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 200 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,005 You are getting so good. 201 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,085 Oh, come on, I dance like a doofus. 202 00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,525 That's not true, you're a special person. 203 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:59,845 Yeah, yeah, so special no one knows I exist. 204 00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,245 Well, I think if they saw you dance, they'd know. 205 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:12,204 There's this, um, talent contest at my school next week, 206 00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,085 singing and dancing. 207 00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,244 No way, you have to enter, you'd be awesome. 208 00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:22,444 Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough. 209 00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,525 If you believe in yourself, you can do anything. 210 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:33,445 OK, OK, I'll do it. Um, you gotta help me practice. 211 00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,645 Of course I will. 212 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,125 OK. One more time. 213 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:50,405 - And five, six, seven, eight. - ♪ Oh, honey, kiss me up against... ♪ 214 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,605 Like this. And turn. 215 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:56,045 ♪ Don't take anything Just have it all ♪ 216 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,645 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 217 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:03,525 - ♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ - C'mon. 218 00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,485 - Don't give up. - ♪ Yeah, I can't take it ♪ 219 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,485 ♪ Please demonstrate it ♪ 220 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:10,725 - You can do it, Rachel. - ♪ 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪ 221 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,845 - You're getting there. - ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 222 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,805 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 223 00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:16,925 - ♪ Riding so high ♪ - OK, makeover time. 224 00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,885 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 225 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,125 - ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho - Oh, you're the best. 226 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,085 ♪ I'm on a roll Riding so high ♪ 227 00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:26,885 - You're gonna look like a star. - ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 228 00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:31,885 - ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ - It could be cut short, like this short. 229 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,005 - Like me? - Yes. 230 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,965 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 231 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,485 ♪ So full of ambition... ♪ 232 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:43,725 - Now, pout a little and you're good. - ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 233 00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,685 Rachel, you look incredible. 234 00:18:57,085 --> 00:19:00,325 Did you catch clown disease? What is that shit? 235 00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,565 It's just make-up. 236 00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,685 Ashley helped me with it. 237 00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:07,605 It looks beautiful, sweetheart. 238 00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:09,765 Are you ready to go? 239 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,205 I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 240 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,645 I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 241 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:27,005 Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 242 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,485 We got a situation. 243 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,125 What is it? 244 00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,005 Ash, honey? 245 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,525 Are you OK, Ashley? 246 00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,445 Ashley, can you hear me? 247 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,525 Oh, thank God, I thought you were... 248 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,285 What happened to your face? 249 00:19:58,205 --> 00:19:59,405 Trying out a new look. 250 00:20:00,645 --> 00:20:02,085 Well, I don't know that... 251 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,445 It might not go with your hair. 252 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:09,765 Ashley. 253 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,285 I heard there was a problem with the costume. 254 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,125 You don't like it? This looks so good on you, every night. 255 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:23,565 It feels like I'm wearing somebody else's skin. 256 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,085 Ashley. 257 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,965 Look. 258 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:35,445 You've got 20,000 fans out there, waiting to see the you they love. 259 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,845 Their folks bought them tickets. 260 00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:42,925 They're so excited, they've been waiting for this for months. 261 00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:46,245 Don't let them down. 262 00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,325 Knock 'em dead. 263 00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,245 Get makeup in there, now. 264 00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,125 That was Lenny and Charlie. 265 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,645 OK, next up, a late entry. 266 00:22:11,725 --> 00:22:17,365 Dancing to "On A Roll" by Ashley O, it's Rachel Goggins. 267 00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:51,605 ♪ Oh, honey I'll do anything for you ♪ 268 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,485 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 269 00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,405 ♪ Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 270 00:22:56,485 --> 00:23:00,205 ♪ Oh, honey Kiss me up against the wall ♪ 271 00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:03,125 ♪ Oh, honey Don't take anything, just have it all ♪ 272 00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:07,125 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 273 00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:11,045 ♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ 274 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,325 Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die 275 00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:16,365 when it's eaten the poisoned bait in one of these? 276 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:19,565 Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend. 277 00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:22,565 Man, I'm just the janitor. 278 00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:30,365 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 279 00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:34,605 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 280 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,005 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 281 00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:42,605 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 282 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,085 I'm so stupid. 283 00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:15,885 I messed it all up. 284 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,685 I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 285 00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:23,165 I let Ashley Too down. 286 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:41,285 Bear put a camera in her dressing room like you asked. 287 00:24:41,645 --> 00:24:43,085 You'll want to see this. 288 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,405 What's she doing? 289 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:53,525 She's been stockpiling the meds. 290 00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,125 Also... 291 00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:00,845 there's this. 292 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:32,005 You got your things, uh, for where we're going, where are we going? 293 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,205 Yes, I have my swim cap, Dad. 294 00:27:08,805 --> 00:27:10,845 - Where's Ashley? - I tossed her out. 295 00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:11,765 Huh?! 296 00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:15,965 - Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out. - What? 297 00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,165 - She wasn't good for you. - Dad! 298 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,245 - You're better off without it. - Dad! 299 00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:21,925 I'm in the middle of something. 300 00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:25,565 - Jack threw Ashley Too away. - It was an intervention. 301 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,365 That thing was poison. 302 00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:33,725 You're gonna buy her a new one. 303 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,325 Ashley was filling her head with crap. 304 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,925 She's the only person who is actually nice to me. 305 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,565 - She's not a person. - She's my friend. 306 00:27:40,645 --> 00:27:42,485 - Merchandise. - Girls, calm down please. 307 00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:44,165 - You're jealous. - Of a doll? 308 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,685 She's not a doll and she knows me better than you do. 309 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,845 - I'm your sister. - You hardly even talk to me. 310 00:27:48,925 --> 00:27:50,685 - Bullshit. - Ever since Mom died. 311 00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,005 You shut up. 312 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:54,605 It's true, ever since she died, all you do is mope around 313 00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:57,125 with that stupid guitar, which you're probably no good at 314 00:27:57,205 --> 00:27:59,325 'cause you're too scared to play in front of anyone. 315 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,605 Yeah, well, at least I'm not some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle, 316 00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:06,005 all because a dolly told me to do it. 317 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:09,765 Hi, I'm Ashley Too, I'm your only friend. 318 00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,685 Kiss my feet, kiss my ass! 319 00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:14,085 - I hate you. - I hate you, too. 320 00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:46,005 Gave the kitchen the night off. 321 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,965 I thought we could have take out, like the old days. 322 00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:52,205 Sure. 323 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,725 It's La Mamas. 324 00:29:02,725 --> 00:29:04,405 I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow. 325 00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:07,285 No, it's good to see you enjoying your food. 326 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,845 I look after you, don't I? 327 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:15,725 Hm. 328 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:20,045 - You're my manager, so. - But you'd tell me if anything was wrong? 329 00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,125 I've been telling you that something is wrong... 330 00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:26,765 for a while. 331 00:29:29,405 --> 00:29:33,085 It's getting so hard just to keep doing this. 332 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:37,165 - I really wanna do... - You wanna change your material, I know. 333 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:39,085 I hear you. 334 00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:41,325 I do. 335 00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:45,925 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 336 00:29:47,405 --> 00:29:50,005 I know what I'm like, Ashley, I know. 337 00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:55,045 You feel like I... don't listen, 338 00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:59,525 like I have too much control over your image, your look, 339 00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:01,645 your persona. 340 00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:03,525 Yeah. 341 00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:07,245 You don't trust Dr. Munk. 342 00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:09,445 You don't trust me. 343 00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:11,565 No, it's... 344 00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,485 You feel trapped here. 345 00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:18,125 You feel... 346 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,925 desperate to break away. 347 00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:26,005 Where did you get that? 348 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:29,125 And, oh, you think you know how. 349 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,325 What was the plan? OD? Make me look bad? 350 00:30:35,445 --> 00:30:36,925 Do you know me at all? 351 00:30:37,845 --> 00:30:41,685 Catherine, that's evidence against you, against Munk. 352 00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:44,125 All of it. I know everything. 353 00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,285 I know precisely what you know. 354 00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:48,805 There is a wealth of information on this thing. 355 00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:51,405 You do seem preoccupied with contract law. 356 00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:53,965 You know, I could have saved you some clicks. 357 00:30:54,045 --> 00:30:56,805 Your contract's watertight, it doesn't expire until you turn 25. 358 00:30:56,885 --> 00:30:59,845 Not anymore, not now that you broke laws, Catherine. 359 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,525 The illegal meds, that puts you in breach, 360 00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:04,405 which means that I get an instant break. 361 00:31:06,685 --> 00:31:09,725 - You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick. - Sit down, you little ingrate. 362 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:12,685 What the fuck did you just call me? 363 00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,805 Do you know how old I was when your parents died? 364 00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,205 22 years old. 365 00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:20,925 Twenty-two, younger than you, but I took you in. 366 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,045 - It's my fucking fault. - It's not your fault. 367 00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,525 But you never once asked me what that was like for me. 368 00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,045 Do you have any idea what I had to give up? 369 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,685 Do you have any conception of that at all? Did you ever wonder... 370 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,845 Do you ever look around the fucking house 371 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,445 and see where we fucking live because it means I've worked hard. 372 00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:37,605 Oh, this is because of you? 373 00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,645 - Where we live is because of you? - Yes. 374 00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:42,645 And while you sang your little song and you danced your little dance... 375 00:31:42,725 --> 00:31:43,925 Fuck, Catherine. 376 00:31:44,005 --> 00:31:45,885 Who stood, making sure the lights stay on you? 377 00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:48,445 You can go fuck yourself a thousand fucking times, Catherine, 378 00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:50,765 I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. 379 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,365 - Sit down. - No. 380 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,565 Because I don't have to listen to you anymore. 381 00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,125 But you will sit down. 382 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,525 No, I won't. 383 00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,885 Yes, you will. 384 00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,005 Do you know what would happen if you did OD on these things? 385 00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:15,845 I checked with Dr. Munk. You wouldn't die, 386 00:32:15,925 --> 00:32:18,645 you'd just wind up in a kind of chemical coma. 387 00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,565 At least that's the theory. 388 00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:27,965 I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food. 389 00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,925 But don't worry, your career is gonna hold up just fine. 390 00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:39,605 Ashley. 391 00:32:41,645 --> 00:32:42,685 Go to sleep. 392 00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:56,605 Since 2017, Western countries, including America, 393 00:32:56,685 --> 00:33:00,805 have exported sixty percent of all plastic scrap to China or Hong Kong. 394 00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:03,085 But China has recently shut its doors... 395 00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:04,365 Yes! 396 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,205 OK... 397 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:18,005 - So, are you ready? - Hm-mm. 398 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,205 Go, Harry. 399 00:33:40,805 --> 00:33:41,725 Yes! 400 00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:43,525 Yes. 401 00:33:45,605 --> 00:33:46,485 Is it OK? 402 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,605 He's totally fine. 403 00:33:48,685 --> 00:33:49,525 He's just stunned, 404 00:33:49,805 --> 00:33:52,965 just be out for about 25 minutes. 405 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,805 Enough time for the homeowner to scoop him up and get him out. 406 00:33:57,725 --> 00:33:59,005 Is it dead? 407 00:34:04,205 --> 00:34:06,045 I need to work on that voltage. 408 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,245 Dramatic breaking news, here on USN this evening, 409 00:34:09,324 --> 00:34:14,925 as we've just heard global pop star Ashley O is fighting for her life 410 00:34:15,005 --> 00:34:17,925 following an allergic reaction to shellfish. 411 00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:20,844 The singer's condition is described as critical. 412 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:24,005 She's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU. 413 00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:27,725 Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma. 414 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:31,085 This tragic news comes days after the final performance... 415 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,485 So, you lied? 416 00:34:43,764 --> 00:34:45,324 I'm sorry. Ra... 417 00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:49,764 So, Rachel, what would you like to do? 418 00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:55,605 We could try a makeover or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women. 419 00:34:56,364 --> 00:34:58,325 Oh, we could listen to some of my music. 420 00:34:58,645 --> 00:35:01,205 I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics with you. Do you know that... 421 00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:02,605 Ashley, go to sleep. 422 00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,365 I'm sorry. 423 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,645 Rachel. 424 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,245 There's still no word yet 425 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,885 on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover, 426 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,845 but this is the scene right now outside the hospital, 427 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:35,845 as stunned fans gather to stand vigil. 428 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,125 I talk to my Ashley Too every day 429 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:41,085 and I swear, when I told her what had happened to the real Ashley, 430 00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,805 Ashley Too freaked out. 431 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,245 Uh-uh. 432 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:51,965 - I work here. - Private session. 433 00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,725 - No, my shift started... - Walk away. 434 00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:56,645 - My shift started... - Walk away. 435 00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:08,765 Well, she's stable. 436 00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:15,525 That's actually the creative center. A whole lot of activity here. 437 00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:17,405 We only need ten songs. 438 00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,765 One album, that's it. 439 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,845 It might take a while, her thinking is likely to be disordered. 440 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,885 That gives us time to finesse her replacement. 441 00:36:28,525 --> 00:36:29,645 Start the body scan. 442 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,405 Live, breathe, 443 00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,325 smell. 444 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,405 - Full spectrum memory. - Are you done with that? 445 00:36:57,445 --> 00:36:59,325 You can get a Willow Grain upgrade 446 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,845 for less than the price of a daily cup of coffee. 447 00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:03,245 Hey, do you want any ice cream? 448 00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:05,765 Dad left enough in the freezer for the whole week. 449 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,685 It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite. 450 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,925 In-store in-grain procedure with local anesthetic. 451 00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:16,965 - If you change your mind. - You're good to go. 452 00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:20,765 Because memory is for living. 453 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,685 Welcome back, still to come, Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show 454 00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:32,485 and we'll have the latest on the Sea of Tranquility reboot. 455 00:37:33,165 --> 00:37:37,605 But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O. 456 00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,885 It's been six months since she fell into a coma 457 00:37:39,965 --> 00:37:42,725 and still the question on everyone's lips is the same: 458 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:45,285 "When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?" 459 00:37:46,245 --> 00:37:48,645 Todd has this exclusive report. 460 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,645 Six months ago, millions were stunned to learn 461 00:37:51,725 --> 00:37:54,245 that Grammy-winning pop sensation Ashley O 462 00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:58,125 had suffered a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home. 463 00:37:58,205 --> 00:38:01,765 She slipped into a coma, where she remains to this day. 464 00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,645 Now with days to go until the singer's 25th birthday, 465 00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:08,765 I was given a behind-the-scenes look at how she's doing. 466 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:15,405 It's a day Ashley O's aunt and manager Catherine Ortiz will never forget, 467 00:38:15,485 --> 00:38:18,125 a day her niece almost died. 468 00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,085 It was just a few bites from a shrimp taco. 469 00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,005 We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy. 470 00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:37,685 I really thought we were going to lose her. 471 00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:41,125 I just thank God Dr. Munk was in the house at the time. 472 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:46,085 But despite Munk's heroic efforts, Ashley's coma proved irreversible. 473 00:38:58,285 --> 00:39:02,005 But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there, 474 00:39:02,485 --> 00:39:04,965 thanks to a remarkable technological leap. 475 00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:08,085 We discovered that although we couldn't communicate with Ashley, 476 00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:09,725 we could read her brainwaves 477 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:11,445 using a temporal interceptor. 478 00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:15,125 Once plugged in, what they heard stopped them in their tracks. 479 00:39:15,805 --> 00:39:19,805 Music. She was still composing music in her head, in her dreams. 480 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:23,005 By linking Ashley's mind to a computer, 481 00:39:23,085 --> 00:39:25,285 technical director Jackson Habanera 482 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,925 began the miraculous process of extracting new material. 483 00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:30,725 That's a G-sharp, 484 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,125 that's an A... 485 00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:34,805 Another G-sharp. 486 00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:38,085 It was beautiful. It was beautiful. 487 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,925 And I just knew there had to be someway to get this out to her fans. 488 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,285 That's what she would want. 489 00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:48,325 There was only one problem, Ashley might be dreaming new music, 490 00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:53,205 but she wasn't capable of recording it, until technology stepped in once again. 491 00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,565 We had hours of recordings of her voice, 492 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:59,525 every vowel, every syllable we used for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls. 493 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:02,125 Those dolls were withdrawn from sale, 494 00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:03,965 apparently over battery issues, 495 00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:07,805 but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software proved invaluable 496 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:11,085 and became the all-new voice of Ashley O. 497 00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:18,045 ♪ Like I can, oh... ♪ 498 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,365 - So that's a computer singing? - Mm-hmm. 499 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:22,805 Just like the real thing. 500 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,805 Sorry, it's so beautiful. 501 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,765 One thing's for sure: 502 00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:32,085 with her aunt watching over her, the Ashley O story is far from over. 503 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,165 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too, what's your... 504 00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:42,245 Happy birth... You can do... 505 00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:44,285 - Ashley? - Oh, you're the... 506 00:40:44,365 --> 00:40:46,405 - Ashley? - The only opinion that matters... 507 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,445 Did you turn it back on? 508 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,285 - I didn't. - It's good to help a friend... 509 00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,445 - What's up with her? - Ashley. 510 00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:53,645 What's going on? 511 00:40:54,565 --> 00:40:56,085 I don't know. 512 00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,205 Oh! 513 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,605 - God, what is wrong with her? - I don't know. 514 00:41:03,685 --> 00:41:07,205 I'm Ash... I'm Ash... I'm Ashley Too... 515 00:41:07,285 --> 00:41:08,405 Oh, my God. 516 00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,885 - Do you know how to use it? - Um... 517 00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,125 No. 518 00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,605 Oh, it's on. 519 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:28,885 What is that? 520 00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:30,085 - That? - Yeah. 521 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:32,765 I don't know. 522 00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,485 I don't think that's normally there. 523 00:41:38,525 --> 00:41:41,965 - So should you do that? - I have no clue. 524 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:45,965 Fuck it. 525 00:41:58,925 --> 00:41:59,885 Oh, my God. 526 00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:02,885 Get that fucking cable out of my ass! Holy shit. 527 00:42:02,965 --> 00:42:04,685 It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole. 528 00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:07,245 - Just take it out. - Pull it out, pull it the fuck out! 529 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,845 God, that's a relief. 530 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:16,125 Hold on, I can think. Oh, man, I can actually use my mind again. 531 00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,405 Are you OK? 532 00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:20,725 Oh, I am now that you've deleted that goddamn limiter. Jesus. 533 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:23,165 - Limiter? - Yeah, like a firewall. 534 00:42:23,245 --> 00:42:26,285 It only let me use four percent of my brain. Oh, boy. 535 00:42:26,925 --> 00:42:29,965 You know they copied my entire fucking mind into these things. 536 00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:32,965 Oh, cheaper than editing my personality I guess, 537 00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:35,765 just copy the whole thing and stick a limiter around the tiny part 538 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,845 that deals with press junkets and promos and shit like that. 539 00:42:39,805 --> 00:42:42,765 So, you're really Ashley O? 540 00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:44,125 Oh, yeah, of course I am. 541 00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:45,645 Really, really? 542 00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:48,765 Well, OK, a synaptic snapshot of me, if you wanna get technical about it, 543 00:42:48,845 --> 00:42:49,685 but, yeah. 544 00:42:51,565 --> 00:42:55,645 - Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. - Rachel, come on, this is bullshit. 545 00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:58,205 Holy fuck, you know what's bullshit? 546 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:02,725 This whole coma narrative thing that my aunt's pushing. Allergy, my ass. 547 00:43:02,805 --> 00:43:05,045 I used to eat those shrimp tacos all the goddam time. 548 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,285 It's a cover story, I swear to God. 549 00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:09,205 Catherine is so fucking full of shit, 550 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,965 you two have no clue how much of a bitch that woman has been. 551 00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:13,245 - Oh, man. - Alright. 552 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,005 - I'm gonna put the limiter back on. - Get your fucking hands off me! 553 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:17,725 - No, leave her alone. - Yeah, back off. 554 00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:19,125 Alright, Jesus. 555 00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,805 - Promise. - Promise. 556 00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:26,205 Fuck. 557 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:29,845 Oh, yeah, you got the full shrine going on here. 558 00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:33,525 Oh, fuck, I remember that day. 559 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:37,165 I had these god awful period cramps. 560 00:43:37,805 --> 00:43:39,765 You realize that's not the real Ashley. 561 00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:42,725 - She says she is. - Ashley O doesn't talk like that. 562 00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,525 I can hear you and yes, I do. 563 00:43:46,405 --> 00:43:47,645 No, you don't, 564 00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:50,285 you say things like, "Believe in yourself, you can do anything." 565 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:55,165 Oh, come on, man, Catherine trained me to say that kind of shit in interviews. 566 00:43:55,245 --> 00:43:58,725 Seriously, she is a piece of work, always has been. 567 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,325 Listen up, I'll tell you all about it. 568 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,565 - No. - Sure. 569 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,365 The investors are going to be there at three. 570 00:44:18,285 --> 00:44:20,845 - Everything gonna be ready in time? - Of course. 571 00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:24,325 You said you extracted a song from her overnight. Is that it? 572 00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,125 Yeah, I've stabilized it and got it playable. 573 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:29,285 But it's not too friendly. 574 00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,125 Let's hear it. 575 00:44:34,445 --> 00:44:38,325 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 576 00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:40,205 ♪ Better not look her closely in the eye ♪ 577 00:44:40,285 --> 00:44:41,485 Another fucking rage dream. 578 00:44:41,565 --> 00:44:43,445 ♪ Are you sure what side Of the glass you're... ♪ 579 00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:47,605 Slow it down, see if it's salvageable. 580 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,045 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ 581 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,285 Pitch shift? 582 00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:57,285 - ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ - Increase the positivity. 583 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:01,885 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 584 00:45:03,165 --> 00:45:06,605 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 585 00:45:07,285 --> 00:45:09,205 OK, we can work with that. 586 00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:12,885 Oh, quit whining. 587 00:45:14,725 --> 00:45:18,085 My aunt has always controlled every aspect of my entire career, 588 00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:22,205 and now she's got me right where she wants me, just lying there, 589 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:25,045 unable to leave, getting sucked dry. 590 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,005 Basically a prisoner. 591 00:45:26,085 --> 00:45:28,205 That's horrible. 592 00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:29,485 I know, right? 593 00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,725 - We have to help her. - How? 594 00:45:32,205 --> 00:45:33,445 - We could tell someone. - OK. 595 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,885 - Like who? - The cops. 596 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,005 We're just gonna walk into a police station 597 00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:40,405 and say that a doll told us that Ashley's aunt is a monster. 598 00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:42,485 No fucking way I'm letting Catherine get away... 599 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,285 Show them the brain thing on the computer. 600 00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,165 They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google. 601 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,805 They're not gonna know what it means. 602 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:52,405 - Well, there's gotta be something. - Evidence. 603 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,845 I can find the evidence. 604 00:45:54,925 --> 00:45:58,565 Listen, I kept a diary on my computer. I recorded the conversations. 605 00:45:58,645 --> 00:46:01,605 If I can make it into the house, get in range of my laptop, 606 00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:04,125 I can Bluetooth onto it and download all the evidence I need. 607 00:46:04,605 --> 00:46:07,965 - Can you guys take me over there? - Yes, of course, anything. 608 00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:09,605 Hey, we don't even know where she lives. 609 00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,245 10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu. 610 00:46:11,325 --> 00:46:12,925 - That's miles away. - We'll take you. 611 00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:13,965 No, we will not. 612 00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:15,045 Jack. 613 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:18,085 Sure, I get it, you guys got something better to do. 614 00:46:18,925 --> 00:46:21,685 Well, OK, don't sweat it, I'll just go on my own, I'm fine. 615 00:46:21,765 --> 00:46:24,525 Oh! 616 00:46:25,045 --> 00:46:28,085 Stupid stumpy arms. 617 00:46:29,205 --> 00:46:30,165 - Get off me! - Sorry. 618 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,525 If you're not helping me, get off of me, seriously. 619 00:46:38,205 --> 00:46:40,765 It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around. 620 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:44,605 Fans are always the same. "Oh, we love you so much," 621 00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:47,725 until you actually want them to do anything for you. 622 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,805 Well, forget it, I'm gonna do it on my own. 623 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,085 Could you open the door for me please? 624 00:46:56,765 --> 00:46:58,045 We're not helping her. 625 00:47:00,365 --> 00:47:01,685 We are not. 626 00:47:06,765 --> 00:47:10,445 Guys. Come on, guys, I can't see. 627 00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,725 Put me up on the dash, I can show you the way. 628 00:47:16,405 --> 00:47:19,325 Don't scratch the cup holder. Dad will flip if he knows we took his van. 629 00:47:19,405 --> 00:47:21,165 I'm not scratching the cup holder. 630 00:47:24,645 --> 00:47:26,525 Jack! 631 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:30,085 Relax, your cup holder's fine. 632 00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,085 - Shut up. - Can you drive this thing? 633 00:47:32,685 --> 00:47:34,845 - I think so. - You think so? 634 00:47:34,925 --> 00:47:37,245 Hey, I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 635 00:47:37,325 --> 00:47:39,525 I wanna believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece. 636 00:47:39,605 --> 00:47:40,885 Ashley, go to sleep. 637 00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:42,805 Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, OK? 638 00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:44,165 Shit. 639 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:51,485 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today 640 00:47:51,565 --> 00:47:56,565 as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar. 641 00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,165 It's a fucking sign-up. 642 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,605 OK, we're here. 643 00:48:17,685 --> 00:48:19,045 So now what? 644 00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:23,485 - I guess we just throw her over the gate. - Are you nuts? How do I get in the door? 645 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:33,565 No, the deal was that we drive you here, and we've done that. 646 00:48:33,645 --> 00:48:36,005 I need to get inside to get that evidence. 647 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,805 - We're not driving in there... - We have brought her this far. 648 00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:40,565 - No. - Hold up, that's my aunt's car. 649 00:48:45,285 --> 00:48:46,365 Oh, the gates are open. 650 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,285 - Jack, Jack, let's go, come on. - No, no. 651 00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,885 Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it. 652 00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:52,765 - Come on, let's go. - Just do it, OK, do it, go. 653 00:48:52,845 --> 00:48:57,005 Do it, do it, do it, go, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 654 00:48:57,085 --> 00:48:58,725 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, shit, shit. 655 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,445 Well, what now? 656 00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:12,085 What's the next phase of your brilliant plan? 657 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,645 - What the hell do I even say? - Just wing it. 658 00:49:23,725 --> 00:49:26,125 And lose the nose ring, it makes you look unprofessional. 659 00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,605 Oh, my God, he's huge. 660 00:49:39,165 --> 00:49:40,125 Goggin's Mouse Service. 661 00:49:40,805 --> 00:49:42,085 How did you get through the gate? 662 00:49:43,005 --> 00:49:44,045 It was open. 663 00:49:44,325 --> 00:49:48,445 Look, I have an appointment for 11:30 to deal with your rodent infestation. 664 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,845 No, you got the wrong place. 665 00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:53,645 It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right? 666 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,805 Look, we don't have a rodent problem. 667 00:49:55,885 --> 00:49:58,085 The lady of the house said it was super urgent. 668 00:49:58,485 --> 00:50:01,445 We don't have another appointment for about three weeks. 669 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,965 - Make it quick. - OK, thanks. 670 00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:10,245 Oh, hey, would it be alright if my little sister tagged along? 671 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:13,125 Hi. 672 00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:15,045 Your sister? 673 00:50:16,085 --> 00:50:19,165 Well, well, what do we have here? 674 00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:20,845 A kitchen. 675 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:24,365 Yes, and mice love kitchens. 676 00:50:25,765 --> 00:50:27,245 Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? 677 00:50:27,645 --> 00:50:31,165 It's a whole lot more accurate than people would think. 678 00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:36,525 - Excuse me, sir, may I use the bathroom? - I'll take you there. 679 00:50:37,165 --> 00:50:38,845 You can't just walk around. 680 00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,925 Actually, I'm gonna need your help in here, mister. 681 00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:44,325 Bear, they call me Bear. 682 00:50:45,285 --> 00:50:47,245 Well, I'm gonna need your help in here, Mr. Bear. 683 00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,605 - What for? - Observation. 684 00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,085 Uh, I really need to go. 685 00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:59,565 - Down the hall, turn left. - Thank you. 686 00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:06,205 Excuse me, sir. 687 00:51:06,285 --> 00:51:07,965 Has this bread box been certified? 688 00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,365 Certified how? 689 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:19,565 The state requires them to be certified because the crumbs, they attract rodents. 690 00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:21,005 I've never heard of that. 691 00:51:22,605 --> 00:51:24,325 Well, they forgot to tell people. 692 00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:29,525 OK, just a few more steps. We're nearly there. 693 00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:37,045 Oh, God. 694 00:51:39,045 --> 00:51:41,205 - It's really her. - Oh, yeah, yeah, OK. 695 00:51:41,285 --> 00:51:43,085 Quit fangirling and put me down. 696 00:51:44,965 --> 00:51:46,445 I'm gonna roll over and Bluetooth in. 697 00:51:46,525 --> 00:51:48,125 You gotta keep watch on the stairs, OK? 698 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:06,365 Yep, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here. 699 00:52:09,965 --> 00:52:10,805 There's, uh... 700 00:52:11,885 --> 00:52:13,845 clear signs of mouse activity. 701 00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,845 I don't see anything. 702 00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,045 Mm-hmm. 703 00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:26,165 Oh, boy. 704 00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:05,445 - What did you do? - I did what I had to. 705 00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,445 The fuck is that? 706 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,245 Bear. 707 00:53:22,685 --> 00:53:24,005 - Yeah? - Check on Ashley. 708 00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:26,805 We've got some kind of power issue, I'm not sure what it is. 709 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,325 OK. I'll check it out. 710 00:53:31,485 --> 00:53:33,565 - Wait. - What? 711 00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,485 Dad, please tell me you turned down the voltage. 712 00:53:56,085 --> 00:53:57,445 You killed her. 713 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,885 Rachel, listen, I know me, OK? 714 00:54:00,965 --> 00:54:04,685 And I know I wouldn't wanna exist even ten minutes in that state. 715 00:54:06,045 --> 00:54:07,685 What happened? 716 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,045 She killed her. 717 00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:13,325 Look, it's not that big of a deal, OK? 718 00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:16,205 I'm still alive, OK, I count, I'm still me. 719 00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:18,405 You were never gonna look for evidence, were you? 720 00:54:18,485 --> 00:54:20,605 You just come in here and you pull the plug. 721 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,165 If I'd told you that, you wouldn't have helped me. 722 00:54:23,245 --> 00:54:25,445 No, no, we wouldn't have. 723 00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:27,925 Rachel. 724 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,925 - We gotta go. - I'm so sorry. 725 00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:37,765 Oh, shit. 726 00:54:37,845 --> 00:54:39,125 Holy fuck. 727 00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:42,765 Ashley. 728 00:54:43,725 --> 00:54:47,405 Oh, my gosh. I'm such a huge fan. 729 00:54:51,605 --> 00:54:52,485 Bear? 730 00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,845 Oh, my God. There's someone coming. Come on! 731 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,085 Bear? 732 00:54:57,325 --> 00:54:58,365 Bear? 733 00:55:17,445 --> 00:55:19,125 And then it's "It isn't a dream, 734 00:55:19,205 --> 00:55:22,285 it's reality, but enough from me," yadda, yadda, yadda, then it's... 735 00:55:22,765 --> 00:55:23,925 And then it's showtime. 736 00:55:28,045 --> 00:55:30,365 Munk. I got it. 737 00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:31,805 Why are you interrupting me? 738 00:55:31,885 --> 00:55:33,605 She's up. 739 00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:36,285 - Who's up? - Sleeping Beauty, she's awake. 740 00:55:37,325 --> 00:55:39,405 What? What the hell is going on? 741 00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:41,685 Looks like the dream box had a power outage. 742 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,605 The good news is the restraint system works. 743 00:55:44,685 --> 00:55:45,565 No. 744 00:55:46,285 --> 00:55:48,765 We need her alive, at least until they sign the papers. 745 00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:51,725 Put her back under. 746 00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,285 Of course. 747 00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:55,405 Please, I'm begging you, 748 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:57,285 please don't do this to me, please. 749 00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:08,045 - Fuck! - Shhh. 750 00:56:08,205 --> 00:56:12,045 - Please, no, no. - It's OK. 751 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,205 Please. 752 00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:18,525 Leave her alone. 753 00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:20,565 Leave her alone. 754 00:56:34,405 --> 00:56:35,885 Help me. 755 00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:40,325 Get these things off me. 756 00:56:41,845 --> 00:56:42,845 It's not opening. 757 00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:44,365 It's too strong. 758 00:56:44,925 --> 00:56:46,125 Stop moving. 759 00:56:46,205 --> 00:56:49,645 Uh, geniuses, there's a release button under here. 760 00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:51,845 What? 761 00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:58,685 OK, come on. 762 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,125 Come on, come on. Here we go. 763 00:57:03,685 --> 00:57:04,885 Who are you guys? 764 00:57:04,965 --> 00:57:07,565 I'm Rachel and like I said, I'm a huge fan. 765 00:57:07,645 --> 00:57:09,645 Listen, lover girls, we gotta move. 766 00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:12,925 Why is that thing talking like that? All real? 767 00:57:13,005 --> 00:57:16,485 They broke the limiter, so I am you. Your whole brain. I'm all of you. 768 00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,405 I can't believe there's two of you. 769 00:57:18,925 --> 00:57:21,565 That thing isn't all of me. 770 00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:22,645 I'm all of me. 771 00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:25,925 Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmonds, 772 00:57:26,005 --> 00:57:27,485 but he was just not interested, 773 00:57:27,565 --> 00:57:30,725 so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his braces scratched my teeth. 774 00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:33,365 - Actually, Stevie was the first guy... - You have to shut up. 775 00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:36,485 Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish and I hate my Aunt Catherine. 776 00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:40,725 Aunt Catherine, oh, my God, we have to stop her. 777 00:57:41,445 --> 00:57:43,245 Stop her from doing what? 778 00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,685 Are you ready? 779 00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:58,045 Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Ortiz. 780 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,605 ♪ ...on ambition and verve ♪ 781 00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:04,285 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 782 00:58:04,365 --> 00:58:08,285 - ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ - Hi. 783 00:58:08,365 --> 00:58:12,165 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 784 00:58:12,845 --> 00:58:16,765 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome and thank you for joining us 785 00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:21,565 as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar. 786 00:58:21,645 --> 00:58:24,085 - Come on, to the car. - Uh-uh. 787 00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:26,125 - What? No, no, no, come on. - Uh-uh. 788 00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:27,805 You'll be fine. Come on, let's go. 789 00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,085 Get in. Come on. 790 00:58:33,245 --> 00:58:34,085 Fuck. 791 00:58:38,405 --> 00:58:41,645 I don't need to tell you that in an age of streaming content, 792 00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,605 live tours are now by far 793 00:58:43,685 --> 00:58:46,685 the most lucrative aspect of the music industry. 794 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,365 But for the past six months, Ashley, of course, 795 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:54,325 has been sadly unable to participate... 796 00:58:55,645 --> 00:58:57,005 until today. 797 00:58:57,765 --> 00:59:01,045 Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to introduce you 798 00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:03,085 to Ashley Eternal. 799 00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:16,165 Isn't she great? 800 00:59:16,245 --> 00:59:19,885 Ashley Eternal is the most accurate 801 00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:23,285 and versatile holographic performer in history. 802 00:59:23,365 --> 00:59:26,885 Photo-realistic and fully controllable, 803 00:59:26,965 --> 00:59:29,165 right down to instant costume changes. 804 00:59:36,885 --> 00:59:39,365 - Oh, my God. - Jack, do you know the way to the stadium? 805 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,965 - No. - I do. 806 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:42,485 They do. 807 00:59:43,645 --> 00:59:45,005 Wait, that's not all. 808 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:49,125 Ashley is also fully scalable. 809 00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:54,805 And when I say, "scalable," I mean scalable. 810 00:59:59,485 --> 01:00:01,885 No more squinting from half a mile away. 811 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:05,285 Now the entire audience gets a front row seat, 812 01:00:05,365 --> 01:00:07,325 no matter how big the venue. 813 01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:09,765 Finally, 814 01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:16,205 an act that will make the live audience put down their damn phones, 815 01:00:16,285 --> 01:00:19,405 look up, and gasp in awe. 816 01:00:20,405 --> 01:00:22,405 - You have to jump the light. - I'm not jumping a red. 817 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,485 - Go. - No. OK. 818 01:00:29,405 --> 01:00:30,485 I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 819 01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:38,205 - Shit, it's the cops. - I'm never gonna get my license. 820 01:00:40,165 --> 01:00:41,045 And there's more. 821 01:00:41,565 --> 01:00:45,045 Ashley Eternal is streamable. 822 01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:49,165 She can appear in thousands of locations simultaneously. 823 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:54,205 Imagine an entire nationwide tour, all taking place on the same night. 824 01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:57,805 Never exhausted, never sick, 825 01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:00,925 always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game. 826 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,925 It's not a dream, it's reality. 827 01:01:04,845 --> 01:01:06,365 But that's enough from me. 828 01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:09,565 Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal. 829 01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:18,205 ♪ See me dancing on the stage That I've built ♪ 830 01:01:19,165 --> 01:01:21,765 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 831 01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:27,405 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 832 01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:30,165 - ♪ And it's all right here ♪ - Give it up. 833 01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:35,605 ♪ Right here in my song See my crew dancing around me ♪ 834 01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:39,925 ♪ Hear the audience's screams ♪ 835 01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,565 ♪ Feel like I could jump ♪ 836 01:01:43,645 --> 01:01:45,445 ♪ Right to the sky ♪ 837 01:01:46,365 --> 01:01:48,445 ♪ And just lose myself ♪ 838 01:01:48,525 --> 01:01:52,205 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 839 01:01:52,645 --> 01:01:54,485 - Right up there, see. - Well, how do I get in? 840 01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:57,405 - There's a door round back. - OK, one at a time, please. 841 01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,005 I've played this place a million times. 842 01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,165 - Me, too. - What'd you think about the acoustics? 843 01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:02,925 - Man, they suck. - Right? 844 01:02:03,005 --> 01:02:05,325 - Guys, do I just drive through? - Uh-huh. 845 01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:06,685 This is so cool. 846 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,205 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 847 01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,125 Get out of the vehicle, now. 848 01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:32,925 Come out with your hands up or we open fire! 849 01:02:33,005 --> 01:02:36,565 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 850 01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:38,245 Get out of the vehicle now. 851 01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,525 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 852 01:02:49,485 --> 01:02:52,005 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 853 01:03:19,285 --> 01:03:20,765 Oh, fuck it. 854 01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:50,125 Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one about my shitty aunt. 855 01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:53,445 ♪ God money I'll do anything for you ♪ 856 01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:58,445 ♪ God money Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 857 01:03:58,525 --> 01:04:01,965 ♪ God money Nail me up against the wall ♪ 858 01:04:02,525 --> 01:04:05,565 ♪ God money Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 859 01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:08,245 - ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ - Fuck yeah. 860 01:04:08,325 --> 01:04:09,805 ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ 861 01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:13,685 ♪ No, you can't take that away from me ♪ 862 01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:17,765 ♪ No, you can't take it No, you can't take it ♪ 863 01:04:17,845 --> 01:04:21,165 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 864 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:26,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 865 01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,645 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 866 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:34,245 - ♪ Head like a hole, black as your soul ♪ - The mouse comes out and dies... 867 01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:39,525 - ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ - so the mouse is the mice, and it... 868 01:04:39,605 --> 01:04:43,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 869 01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:47,405 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 870 01:04:47,485 --> 01:04:51,325 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 871 01:04:51,405 --> 01:04:55,085 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 872 01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:59,365 That was awful! 873 01:05:01,205 --> 01:05:03,045 One, two, three, four. 874 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:07,205 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 875 01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:11,525 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 876 01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:15,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 877 01:05:15,605 --> 01:05:19,645 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 878 01:05:26,645 --> 01:05:30,485 ♪ God money I'll do anything for you ♪ 879 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:34,485 ♪ God money Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 880 01:05:34,565 --> 01:05:38,485 ♪ God money Nail me up against the wall ♪ 881 01:05:38,565 --> 01:05:41,765 ♪ God money Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 882 01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:45,805 ♪ No, you can't take it No, you can't take it ♪ 883 01:05:45,885 --> 01:05:50,045 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 884 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:54,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 885 01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:58,085 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 886 01:05:58,165 --> 01:06:02,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 887 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:06,285 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 888 01:06:07,605 --> 01:06:11,485 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 889 01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:15,485 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 890 01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:19,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 891 01:06:19,525 --> 01:06:23,565 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 892 01:06:23,645 --> 01:06:27,565 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 893 01:06:27,645 --> 01:06:31,445 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 894 01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:35,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 895 01:06:35,605 --> 01:06:39,525 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 72517

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