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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da,
ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪
let's go!
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♪ We'll be there ♪
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♪ A wink and a smile
and a great old time ♪
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♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
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♪ Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found ♪
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♪ We'll be there
when you turn that corner ♪
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♪ When you jump out the bush ♪
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♪ With a big bear hug
and a smile ♪
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♪ We'll be there ♪
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♪
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♪
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Ooh! Dude!
There's a new nom nom video!
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Isn't that the koala
who threw you out of his limo?
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That guy's a butt.
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Well, yeah,
I don't like him personally,
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but I still like his videos.
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Just watch.
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Ewww!
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo.
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So cute, right?
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Yeah, actually that wasn't bad.
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What's that one
on the side there?
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Uh, hmm, I don't know.
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Let's see.
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"Epic blow-up"?
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Good morning, Internet.
Have I got the scoop for you.
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Internet superstar nom nom
blows up at fans
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when a book signing
gets a little out of hand.
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Boom! That should do it!
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You're welcome!
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Oh, my gosh!
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Geez.
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Looks like our favorite koala
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isn't quite as cute
as we thought he was.
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Well, I don't even think
I need to explain myself.
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I was totally
in the right and...
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Wait, who laughed?
Who's laughing at me!
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- Are you laughing at me?
- Nom nom, no one's...
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All right, that's it.
Get this stupid thing off me!
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This response video went up
on nom nom's channel
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just last night.
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I keep hearing the word diva
thrown around,
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but that's just not true.
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I've got responsibilities
like everyone else.
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Oh! Looks like it's time
to feed my pets.
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Good doggie.
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I think it's clear
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that our favorite marsupial's
career...
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Grrrrrr.
Go away!
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Is all washed up.
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That's it for today.
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Don't forget to like,
comment, favorite...
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Ugh, enough.
This is terrible.
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Poor guy, he just wanted to
make great art.
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The pitfalls
of being a creative genius.
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Oh! That's probably
the thing I ordered.
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It's this really cool
rc helicopter
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and it flies really high
and has little blinky lights...
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Hey, was it my package?
Where is it?
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It's rude to shut the door
on the mailman, you...
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Kno-o-o-w!
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Um, hey, friend.
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Do...
Do you remember me?
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Oh, my gosh, it's nom nom!
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What's he doing here?
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I was, uh... You know,
just in the area
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and I thought, hey,
why not stop by and say hi
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since all my other friends
are gone.
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And my job, and one minute
you've got it all...
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What am I now?
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Oh, you poor little cabbage.
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You should
just stay with us, man!
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We got plenty of room.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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This guy's a butt, remember?
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Ice bear hates butts.
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No, no, you guys are right.
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I wouldn't let me in, either.
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I mean, who would want a
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Giant loser in their house?!
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Come on in, buddy.
Let's get you fixed up.
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How are you, man?
You holding up?
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I was just trying
to make people laugh.
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Why, world?!
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What has nom nom
ever done to you?
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You can just set
those down right there.
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Aw, it's probably not as bad
as you think, buddy.
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No, no, you don't get it.
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I'm alone in this world.
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No one will ever make videos
with me anymore.
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Don't say that.
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You just need a new angle.
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Show people a different side
of yourself.
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The good side.
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Do you really think
that could work?
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But my crew's all gone.
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I don't know
how to make videos without them.
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Psht! You don't need
that old crew.
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You've got us!
Right, bros?
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Uh, yeah.
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Ice bear wants no part of this.
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Ooh! What if we did
something fresh?
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What if... I dunno...
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We made a movie?
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Yes, I see it!
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You, you can be our director.
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It would be an honor.
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And, you, you can be
my social media guy.
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What?
That's not very exciting.
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Yeah, you know what?
You're right.
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Most of my fanbase is just girls
anyway,
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I'm in!
So I guess...
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Great! And, you...
Oh, there he goes.
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Ah, don't worry about him.
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We can do this movie.
With just us.
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All right, let's do this.
Let's make this movie.
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Oh, this is going to be amazing.
Let's make a movie!
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♪ Come and feel me ♪
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♪ I like where this is going ♪
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♪ This old man named Tony ♪
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♪ Well, he's a bad, bad man ♪
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♪ And he taught me
how to twist ♪
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♪ Like I'm in the quicksand,
yeah ♪
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♪ Can you feel me ♪
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♪ Ain't no thang
what I've been doing ♪
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♪ Shoop, shoop ♪
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♪ Just waving my arms
like this ♪
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♪ Shoop, shoop ♪
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♪ And shaking my hips
like that ♪
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♪ Watch me go now ♪
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♪ I can do the sprinkler ♪
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♪ Wipe the dirt
off my shoulder ♪
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♪ A-running man right to ya,
baby ♪
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♪ Then I'll hustle right on,
right on ♪
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♪ Da, da ♪
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You boys are in for a treat.
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I've really outdone myself.
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Mmm.
Oh, delicious. Mm.
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You have such a talent.
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Make this for us every night.
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Oh, hey, uh, can somebody
get me ketchup?
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I mean, it's great and
everything, I just like ketchup.
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Why, brother?
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Oh, no!
Nom nom!
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Poor little guy! Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. It's okay.
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Shh. Shh. Shh.
How could you do that?
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How could you hurt anything
that cute?
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You're a monster!
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♪
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Listen, I know
things look bad right now,
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but I can turn it around!
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I got these dumbos
right where I want them,
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and soon everything's
gonna be coming up nom nom.
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Oh, yeah?!
You don't believe me?
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You just wait until tomorrow
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and you'll be begging
to join my crew again!
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Well, let...
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Let me call you back.
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There's still one thing
I need to take care of.
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♪
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Ah, I'm so excited!
Our first day of filming!
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I hope
it becomes a cult classic.
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Ice bear...
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Ice bear is down here.
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Wait, did you hear something?
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I didn't hear anything.
We should get going.
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Well, here we are!
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Welcome to the movie set, boys!
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And everyone you see here is
an extra in the movie!
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Wow.
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Uh, where are the cameras?
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Oh, they're hidden everywhere.
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It'll help with your acting!
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Wait, what?
We're acting?
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Oh, we get to be in the movie?
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Oops, did I forget
to mention that?
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Ooh!
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Hey, nom nom, um,
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could we rehearse
our lines first?
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Uh, no time! Quick!
Take your marks in the pool!
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And remember,
your characters are in distress.
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Here's your costumes and props.
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Put 'em on
and get in your places/
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thanks, man.
We won't let you down.
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All right, go get 'em.
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Aw, man.
Why is the slide closed?
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Scram! Go swim in chlorine
with your eyes open.
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Mailman!
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I have a package
for a grizzly bear?
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Hello? Anybody here?
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Whoa! Oh, my!
193
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Package for grizzly bear?
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Here, let me.
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Oop. Okay, then.
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Ooh!
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Okay, guys, ready and action!
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Save me! Oh, no! Oh, no,
the water is drowning us.
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Attention, everyone!
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Can you all focus your attention
on the drowning bears, please.
201
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I am drowning!
Water filling up my tummy.
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Eh.
203
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Flawless.
And now to raise the stakes.
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Whoa. What's that!
205
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It's a shark.
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Run! Run!
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Everyone's playing their part
so well.
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Those bears are still
in the water.
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Oh, look, everyone,
it's nom nom!
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♪
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Why are all the extras
out of the pool?
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Is that special effects?
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Uh, that felt real.
214
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OMG, it's a shark!
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Nom nom is saving them!
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He's a hero!
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Bears! Remain calm.
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Nom nom,
get out of the pool, man.
219
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:06,905
There's real sharks here!
220
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,140
What are you doing? Stop!
221
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,579
Help!
222
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,314
Eat them first!
I'm small and bony!
223
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,950
Whoa, what's that?
224
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,686
Huh?
225
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,866
No, no, no!
You ruined my video!
226
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This was my shot!
Let me down!
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Aaaah!
228
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Waaaagh.
229
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,541
Huh?
230
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,111
Hey, look, it's nom nom
and he's being adorable!
231
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Nom nom. He's adorable.
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Nom, nom, nom, nom,
nom, nom, nom.
233
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Well, looks like nom nom
is back where he belongs...
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On the Internet.
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Bummer we didn't get to be
in that movie, though.
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Yeah, but at least we weren't
eaten alive by sharks.
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True that.
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00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,769
Uh... Ketchup?
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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,705
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