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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:45,843 In 1945 the United States dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima. 2 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:53,263 In 1964 America became involved in the Vietnam War. 3 00:00:54,096 --> 00:01:00,069 In 1976 America launched the first space shuttle 4 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,026 and brought it back to Earth successfully. 5 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:07,448 In 1983 Britain went to war with Argentina over the Falkland Islands 6 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,034 unleashing the horror of missile warfare. 7 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:15,993 However, none of these has anything to do with the story that follows. 8 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,968 Hey! 9 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,864 Give me a hand. 10 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,695 Morning Brother 11 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:35,155 I cook breakfast every Wednesday morning 12 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,915 but it'll be your job from tomorrow 13 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,202 so you better find out what they like. 14 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,086 Know what I mean? 15 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,336 What about drinks? 16 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,212 They all like Pepsi Cola! Here. 17 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,175 - Good morning. - Morning. 18 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,888 Who wants to challenge me? 19 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,890 We all will. 20 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,650 Yeah! Let's see how good you are. 21 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,189 - Yeah. - Sure. 22 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,984 Watch it! 23 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,029 You're soaking me! 24 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,746 Watch what you say in front of those guys, understand? 25 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,501 I see what you mean now. 26 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,586 - Did you hear the door? - Yeah. 27 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,501 Open the door then! 28 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,802 Hi, Barbara. Nice to see you. Come in. 29 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,605 - Fellows look who's here. - Barbara, how are you? 30 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:46,314 Breakfast? Aren't you ready yet? 31 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,608 - Ready for what? - Going to Pattaya! 32 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,522 When I phoned I told you 33 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,986 we're leaving one day earlier. 34 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:56,120 - Phone call? - Sure, Herbert took the call. 35 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,957 What? I didn't want you to go. 36 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:04,287 I'm leaving tomorrow, so I want you to stay with me today. 37 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,126 If you can get ready in five minutes 38 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,257 maybe we can still make it. 39 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,423 Wait for me! 40 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,514 Barbara, See you soon? 41 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,058 Easy. 42 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,859 Hello, I'm your guide on this tour 43 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,486 and my name is Larry! 44 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,571 Nice to meet you. 45 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,983 Thank you for joining our tour. 46 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,992 Now we're going to Pattaya beach resort. 47 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,405 We'll be arriving there in about two hours. 48 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,950 Oh, no! Two hours before we get there?! 49 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,787 So we'll have to put up with his gibberish for two hours. 50 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,500 He's very boring! 51 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,506 We can play games with you! 52 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,670 Do you want to play hide-and-seek on this bus? 53 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,680 Juveniles. 54 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,432 Don't forget your bags! We get off here. 55 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,512 Here we are. 56 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,306 This way! 57 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,687 - it's gorgeous! - Let's go swimming! 58 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,521 Yeah! 59 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,528 - Can you swim? - Over there, come on. 60 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,486 - Swimming? Let's follow them! - Let's go 61 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,708 I'll put some cream on you. 62 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,709 - Fast Buck. - Hi! 63 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,996 You can do it. 64 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:33,883 Come on! 65 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,557 - Do they think I'm your girlfriend? - I guess so. 66 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,344 Let me confess how I feel about you. 67 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,181 Rawhide told me... 68 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,018 Love is such a special emotion. 69 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,602 Love is the ultimate feeling. 70 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,891 Fast Buck... 71 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,732 I've never loved you 72 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,321 and I never will. 73 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,489 This is how I feel about you. 74 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,742 Last time I wanted you... 75 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,955 To come with me to save Muscles' life. 76 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,167 That was why I said I admired you a lot 77 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,424 I am sorry for 78 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,469 giving you the wrong hint 79 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,222 I shouldn't have said those things to you 80 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,017 I hope you can forgive me for this. 81 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,104 Don't take it too hard. 82 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,395 We can still be friends. 83 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,690 Fast Buck? 84 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,294 Hurry! 85 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,800 How do girls rate men 86 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,552 who dig a tunnel to chat them up? 87 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,970 We've made it! We're there, Come on, hurry! 88 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,639 Are you sure we're going the right way? 89 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,099 Of course! I can even feel 90 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,479 their body heat through the sand! 91 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,186 If it wasn't for you, I would've 92 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,771 had them in my arms already. 93 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,981 Quiet! 94 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,067 I'll keep quiet. Sorry! 95 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,291 I'll give all of you a taste of how I feel. 96 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,348 Help! 97 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,062 It's an earthquake 98 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,477 it's an earthquake! Why did it collapse? 99 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,522 Sorry! 100 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,654 What are you doing? 101 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,909 You fat louse you always ruin everything! 102 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,001 Hi! Having a good time you big spenders? 103 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,374 We aren't big spenders. 104 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,794 I told the girls you're high rollers! 105 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,007 Why? 106 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,592 Those girls want to know about you 107 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,257 I told them you're rich businessmen. 108 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,389 Yeah, you're right. We better be loaded. 109 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,645 Well. 110 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,222 What are you talking about? 111 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,891 We must be rich to pay the bill! 112 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,059 Shut up, you stupid boy. Put a sock in his mouth 113 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,603 Sandy. 114 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,193 Hi. Please sit down. 115 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,949 We scored. 116 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:46,659 What do you mean? 117 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:50,573 The Dow-Jones rose and 118 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,788 there's a new share issue so we scored. 119 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:54,826 Did you make any money? 120 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,415 No, we've got no shares. 121 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,206 - Order food! - Right, order some. 122 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,420 You get some, we've eaten already. 123 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,926 But the food here's no good. 124 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,085 You might have had enough 125 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,378 but we haven't. 126 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,343 Order anything you like. 127 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,600 The seafood's really good here. 128 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,391 So that guy falls down 129 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,120 it's really funny. 130 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,154 Miss, we... come on. 131 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,119 Tell us more jokes. 132 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:33,782 Are you sure? 133 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,916 I really like your jokes. Come on. 134 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,961 OK, I'll continue. 135 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,121 Roundhead, I want a word with you first. 136 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,792 Let me grope her when she laughs. 137 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,551 Try this. A boy and his girlfriend are in the park one evening 138 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,306 the boy looks very sad. 139 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,516 The girl says, 140 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,476 Why so sad? Let me make you happy. 141 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,641 He replies how? 142 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,351 She whispers with one hand 143 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,987 I can make you extremely happy. 144 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,648 He thinks a while and says no 145 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,613 so the girl says. 146 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,153 Maybe with both hands I can 147 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,741 make you forget your troubles. 148 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,828 So the boy thinks again and says better not. 149 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,913 So she says I'm sure I can make you happy 150 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,623 with both hands 151 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,414 and my tongue together. 152 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,129 He can't say no to that and she goes like... 153 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,303 - You're hurting me. - So what! 154 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,138 - Your turn now. - I can't tell jokes! 155 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,348 You don't get off that easily. 156 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,809 Come on, it's your turn to tell jokes 157 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,016 I want you to tell us a joke now! 158 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,900 OK, I'll try. 159 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,029 There's a girl called Joan of Arc 160 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,440 disguises herself and goes to war. 161 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,775 - That's it. - It's not funny at all. 162 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,407 Jokes are supposed to be funny 163 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,447 I don't know any! 164 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,371 Come on, tell us a joke, or I'll break your legs. 165 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,209 He's crying, he can't tell jokes. 166 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,463 Let me tell you a joke. 167 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,794 Let's hear it, but remember 168 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,085 it must be short and funny. 169 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,462 This dumb guy goes on his first date 170 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,380 and forgets his pants 171 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,722 I knew you were going to do that. 172 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,644 Right, pay up, we're going. 173 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,976 Let's go to the disco. 174 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,860 No way! We know your game, you've been groping us all night. 175 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,362 Dancing with you? Forget it. 176 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,241 She's right. Thanks for the lobster, and the jokes. 177 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,741 We better go. 178 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,074 Yeah, while we're still friends. 179 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,448 Don't leave just yet! 180 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,037 Who's gonna pay the bill? 181 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,082 It's not my fault they left! 182 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,370 It is your fault! I'll beat you up. 183 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,084 - It's your fault. - You deserve a beating up too. 184 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,296 Stop! Come back here! You little... 185 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,085 Sir! 186 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,719 Did you find the soothsayer? 187 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,552 Yes, sir. We'll meet you at 6 am. 188 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,423 Good! 189 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,433 Your bill, sir. 190 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:02,481 - He'll pay. That guy over there. - Thank you. 191 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,202 This is it. You'll have to go in yourself. 192 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,829 Who's gonna be my interpreter? 193 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,872 He speaks your language 194 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,783 better than you. 195 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,999 - So be careful with what you say. - Rubbish! 196 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,253 - Good luck. - You wait here for me! 197 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,089 - That depends. - Depends on what? 198 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,129 It'll depend on what happens. 199 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,047 If he puts a curse on you 200 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,182 you'll be bleeding non-stop 201 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,014 and my boat will be gone. 202 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,986 Sir, your magic's great and I wish to learn. 203 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:57,492 I... 204 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,201 Cut it out. Cash first 205 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,004 it's foreign currency but it's just as good. 206 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,167 All money is good, only men are bad 207 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,586 but there is good or bad magic. 208 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:19,015 Which one would you like to learn? 209 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,512 What's the difference? 210 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,973 Good magic helps folks. 211 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,060 Bad magic's the opposite. 212 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,567 - I'll learn bad magic, then. - Good. A wise choice. 213 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,644 I'm fresh out of good magic. 214 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,822 Tell me, why do you wanna learn magic? 215 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,534 I'd say you would use it 216 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,536 to pick up women. 217 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,538 Right, and their money, too! 218 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,745 At least you're honest 219 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,996 I can tell just by looking at you. 220 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,386 - But how do you know that? - This is what they say 221 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,924 he who is blind is cunning, he who is deaf is evil 222 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,888 I don't fit in either of them 223 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,728 I haven't finished he who is skinny is pretentious 224 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,310 he who has long chin is randy 225 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,191 so I'd say you are 226 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,650 a two-timing lecher. 227 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,322 Since you're very keen 228 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,404 I think you'll learn it very quickly. 229 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,366 OK 230 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,952 Shirt off. 231 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,954 Compose your thoughts cover your waist 232 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,866 keep your eyes to the front and hold your breath. 233 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,035 What? Stop breathing? 234 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,080 Woman, get ready. 235 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,482 Get up, it's over. 236 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,449 - That was quick. - It's not like the old days now. 237 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,115 Now, think of any woman that you desire 238 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,127 then stick the pin in the doll say two hearts in one 239 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,253 and she'll give herself to you. 240 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,463 Are you sure? Will it work? 241 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,424 You can try it now. Woman! 242 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,845 Two hearts in one... two hearts in one... 243 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,987 - Who were you thinking of? - You, of course. 244 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,197 What? Are you gay? 245 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,486 No way! 246 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,866 I wanna see if it works! 247 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,993 You mean you don't trust me? 248 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,905 Not at first but I do now! 249 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,824 I did it! 250 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,915 - What are they talking about? - Can you hear? 251 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,676 Are you sure it works? 252 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,263 Will it work on any woman? 253 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,595 I'm not betting on it. You better not mess it up 254 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,886 and I know how to chat up women better than you 255 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,554 I agree it could be a disaster. 256 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,019 Bad magic is it foolproof? 257 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,560 Shut up or I'll kill you! 258 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,189 Forget about him just tell us how this works 259 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,700 I use the pin say the words and the woman's mine. 260 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,199 They're gonna try magic on us. 261 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,578 We'd better not go in there 262 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,332 I don't think they know anything about magic. 263 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,663 Let's teach them a lesson. 264 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,123 We'll try their magic. 265 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,789 - It might work. - Then you might score. 266 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,706 You might! 267 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,874 Come on. 268 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,594 Here come the girls. Open the door! 269 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,392 Welcome to our humble lodgings. Please come in. 270 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,893 What a welcome. This must be some kind of a trap. 271 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,603 What have you in mind 272 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,067 marijuana cocaine or brandy? 273 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,198 Of course not! 274 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,109 How do you know that? 275 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,822 Keep your mouth shut. 276 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,532 How do you like this little dolly? 277 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,289 - it's gorgeous! - Can I have a look? 278 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,624 Let me see! She's beautiful. 279 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,257 - She looks like you! - Really? 280 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,587 Yeah, she does. 281 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,928 - Is there anything special about it? - Yes. 282 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,432 It is special look, there's another one here! 283 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,097 He's staring at you. 284 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,934 - Come on. - What are you doing? 285 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:35,642 We'll show you some good stuff. 286 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,729 - Come on. - Look, it's over there 287 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,862 I love you. Two hearts in one. 288 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,571 The one in red. 289 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:54,241 Honey... Darling... 290 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,625 One more time. 291 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,787 Macho man... 292 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,748 Are you crazy? 293 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,251 Hold it. Have you ever been dumped? 294 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,719 I haven't even been in love before. 295 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,472 Now, you're in trouble, falling in love with me 296 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,133 I love you 297 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,719 Sandy, don't be so selfish! 298 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,397 Don't you dare insult him! 299 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,683 Stop! Don't hurt him, or I'll dump you! 300 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,146 Please don't! 301 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,939 Why am I holding you?! 302 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,700 - Great. - You were all over him. 303 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,236 What was that? Why didn't you stop me? 304 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,034 Let me try. 305 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,324 Friends don't count when there's broads. 306 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,743 - Selfish creep. - You want them all? 307 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,287 - You bet. - What about me? 308 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,928 He's got all of them! 309 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,635 Take it easy. One by one. 310 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,842 Come on in. 311 00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,813 Lucky bastard. 312 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,693 Let me be the first. 313 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,860 Did you hear that? It works! 314 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,861 Well, anyone else know bad magic? 315 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,371 He... 316 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,405 What about you? 317 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,825 - No, I don't know. - No? 318 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:25,628 - it's your friend's. - It's your friend's 319 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,551 it's your friend's. 320 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,711 Let's take a look 321 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,101 I'm sorry, I won't do it again. I promise! 322 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,261 I won't do it again. I swear I'll behave. 323 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,853 Are we still going for lunch? 324 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,880 Yes? 325 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,712 Superintendent! 326 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,295 Fast Buck! 327 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,598 Fast Buck? 328 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,934 I got a call from Superintendent Cho. 329 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724 An informer has some valuable 330 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,609 information for the department. 331 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,064 - Will you give me some backup? - No way. 332 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,783 Fast Buck, look at me. 333 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945 What, you wanna tell me 334 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,409 you see only me in your eyes? 335 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,916 I don't. It's not that at all 336 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,242 I wanna see how a brave man like you 337 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,628 became such a coward 338 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,292 I'm not a coward 339 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,465 I just don't want to be deceived 340 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,459 or used again. 341 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,637 Right. When I needed some help 342 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,639 you were the one I turned to 343 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,810 I'm very disappointed. 344 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,310 But I know... 345 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,638 Even if I get killed 346 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,557 I'll die with no regrets 347 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,854 I'll tell you something, it's one thing to help your true love 348 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:15,446 but to help someone in return for her love is another thing. 349 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,200 Understand? 350 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,242 Understand? 351 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,314 Ready? 352 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,742 He's over there. 353 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,497 OK, let's go. 354 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,897 Let me. 355 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,535 He's over there! Hurry! 356 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,679 Where did you send the letter? 357 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,477 To Hong Kong. 358 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,763 Where in Hong Kong? 359 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,274 Let's take him to hospital first. 360 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,026 Too late, he's dead. 361 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,951 At least you managed to kill him 362 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,536 though he was picked up by that boat. 363 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,168 We'll take care of it. 364 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:22,707 No need. My men will fix it 365 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,461 I want you to kill a man in Hong Kong. 366 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,337 His name's Lau, here's some background 367 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,223 and collect a registered letter 368 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,133 from this address. 369 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,894 We found the receipt for the letter in the bastard's room. 370 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:36,975 It may contain evidence 371 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,686 of our operation. 372 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,146 We're killers, we're not postmen. 373 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:46,902 All right, make sure you kill whoever the letter was sent to. 374 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,528 That will make sure 375 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,489 the letter is useless. 376 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,450 Girls, who are you looking for? 377 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,161 Sorry, I don't understand. 378 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,960 You're not girls! 379 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,600 Hey, is this a Kung fu lesson? 380 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,016 I'm a kung fu master 381 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,980 maybe you'll recognise my style. 382 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,436 Let me teach you. 383 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,861 Fast Buck, are they broads? 384 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,491 I haven't found out. 385 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,035 Good job! I know how to dance 386 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,796 or I'd have fainted already. 387 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,632 Sorry, the dance is over. 388 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,043 What's going on? 389 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:48,829 We must get back to Hong Kong. 390 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,997 Really?! 391 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,675 Yes, and you better hurry! 392 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,427 The others are having a massage. 393 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,837 Just go get them! 394 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,005 Right. 395 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,890 When we're together, don't you feel secure? 396 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:06,100 What's that? 397 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,816 OK, it's me that feels secure. 398 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,356 Cut out the nonsense and start packing. 399 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,305 Be careful. Don't miss anything. 400 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,390 Yes, boss. 401 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:53,193 - Don't worry, boss. - We can handle it, boss. 402 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,820 No fishing here - go away! 403 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,829 OK, we're just leaving! 404 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,847 Freeze! 405 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,517 Police! 406 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,397 How many can you take with six bullets? 407 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,241 Don't move! 408 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,658 Freeze! What about eighteen bullets? 409 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,995 Do you have eighteen men here? 410 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:34,253 See? Hit the jackpot first time out together. 411 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,664 You bet. Smooth as silk. 412 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,673 No wonder they call you Lucky. 413 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,543 You! Don't move! 414 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:54,931 Don't move! 415 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,899 Freeze! 416 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,526 Get over there! 417 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,078 All on that side! 418 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,211 Get him! 419 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,501 Hold it! Don't move! 420 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,268 Come on 421 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,522 you'd have to be a Klutz to miss from this range. 422 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:47,944 At least we'll die together. What do you say, officers? 423 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,156 Don't move! 424 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,538 What now? 425 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,203 Empty your guns 426 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,043 so they're no use to them. 427 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,604 - Do we have to use our fists? - Do you know how to scrap? 428 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,982 Yeah, but only two at a time 429 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,939 I'll beat that, I can handle three. 430 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,778 What about the rest? 431 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:27,195 Come on, prove you can take nine. 432 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,067 Get them! 433 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:37,862 Take him! 434 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,969 Freeze! Police! Don't move! 435 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:37,176 Don't shoot, it'll go up in flames. 436 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,342 Don't move, police! 437 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,646 - All right, book 'em! - Yeah, come on. 438 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:50,185 You have the right to remain silent. 439 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,321 Anything you say may be used in evidence. 440 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,108 Have you got anything to say? Take them away. 441 00:37:58,234 --> 00:37:59,360 Move it. 442 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,990 Flowers are cheap today 443 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:07,661 cheaper than yesterday. 444 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,797 Who's there? Show your ID card. Do you hear me? 445 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:11,706 May I ask... 446 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,500 No questions. 447 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,840 Don't bother me. You're paid, so buzz off! 448 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,965 I don't need 449 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,428 whatever you're selling! 450 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,218 Please open up, mister. 451 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:27,606 What a beautiful voice. I wonder what she looks like? 452 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,568 I told you it would work, it always does, right? 453 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,317 What is it? A message for me? 454 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,359 I know my rights. 455 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,779 You need a warrant. 456 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,203 Cool it, we have a warrant. Here, take a look. 457 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,039 If you like, call HQ 458 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,545 they'll explain. 459 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,125 We're from Special Branch 460 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,040 Hong Kong police 461 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,585 I'm Inspector Woo 462 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:57,840 and my partner, Rick. 463 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,675 Sorry, must be sure. 464 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,307 Can't tell cops from robbers these days. 465 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,560 Do you live here alone? 466 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,061 No, I rent a room to 467 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,894 an opera colleague, Chi-chi Wang 468 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,353 it's her we're looking for 469 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,735 I don't know if she's up. 470 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,071 - What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong! 471 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,077 She's changing 472 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,909 if I didn't scream she'd think I was peeping! 473 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,660 I think you peep at her everyday. 474 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,370 - You... - What's up? 475 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,284 Sorry. You creep! 476 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,872 - Are you Chi-chi Wang? - Yes. 477 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,007 We want a word with her alone. 478 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:39,294 So take a walk, or go and get a haircut. 479 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,755 Don't give me that crap! We're like brother and sister. 480 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:45,050 We share our problems. 481 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,765 Miss Wang may be involved in a murder. 482 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:51,022 - What? - I will take a walk. 483 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,099 You can't leave now. 484 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,436 What murder did you say? 485 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,447 Melvin Ma was murdered in Pattaya. 486 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,030 - Melvin was murdered? - That idiot! 487 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,195 I wouldn't speak ill of the dead 488 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,863 I'm still a happy man 489 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,782 doesn't matter if he's dead or alive. 490 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,666 - His death... - Shut up! 491 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,119 Watch your manners. 492 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,878 Do you want me to co-operate? 493 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,631 If you want to be co-operative 494 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:18,666 then Keep your mouth shut! 495 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,174 I can't! What about my bad breath? 496 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,180 My mouth needs some ventilation. 497 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,975 Miss Wang, we'd like to know 498 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,606 if Mr. Ma wrote to you recently. 499 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,438 Yes, he usually sent 500 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,819 one or two letters a week. 501 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,321 But we were just friends. 502 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,198 Would you show us the letters? 503 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,451 They may hold a clue. 504 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,987 All right, I'll get them for you. 505 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,199 But if you want to learn about writing love letters 506 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,584 a writing guide offers better value. 507 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,585 Ma was absolutely disgusting! 508 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,917 He described women as ashtrays. 509 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,208 You're my ashtray, 510 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:01,338 I'm a cigarette perched on your rim. 511 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:04,300 Be patient, I'll soon drop into your arms. 512 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,681 Don't you think that's disgusting? 513 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:09,262 So you read her letters? 514 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,136 They're all here. 515 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:23,281 - Is this all of them? - They're all I have 516 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,155 I don't think it's arrived. 517 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,654 Miss Wang, apart from us 518 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,197 there are some crooks 519 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,707 also interested in a letter from him. 520 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:33,866 Really?! 521 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,752 I told you that Ma was up to no good. 522 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,754 See? Now we're in trouble! 523 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,961 It's too dangerous to stay here 524 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:44,128 so we think you should move out. 525 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,762 Move out? Where to? 526 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:47,513 Where? 527 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,640 We'll put you in a safe place. 528 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,767 Please go and pack some clothes. 529 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,391 That goes for you, too. 530 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,517 No. It's my home 531 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,107 I was born here. I'm not moving out. 532 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,068 If you don't, you will die here. 533 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,733 What? Who'd wanna kill me? 534 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,448 They don't play games. They're killers. 535 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,329 They're animals, then. I can outsmart them. 536 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:14,832 Man is a superior creature... 537 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,413 Shut up and get ready 538 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:17,748 it's for your own good. 539 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,789 Don't you worry, I can manage! 540 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:24,255 I've known how to take care of myself ever since my childhood 541 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,928 Johnny, haven't you packed? 542 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,429 The devil himself 543 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:29,680 couldn't scare me away! 544 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,012 You'll be safe to stay with me here 545 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,269 I'll protect you 546 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,224 I think we should leave. 547 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,939 No. I'll stay here 548 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,600 to take your calls 549 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,111 Barbara, can you two go downstairs first? 550 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,738 All right, come on. 551 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,075 Look, don't try using force, it won't work. 552 00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:00,165 You could get hurt 553 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,750 I'll show you how these crooks work people over. 554 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,465 What, you mean guns or kung fu? 555 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:19,480 Are you trying to castrate Cho? 556 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:20,561 This is not castration. 557 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,225 He may become impotent 558 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,936 or constipated, or maybe both. 559 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:28,156 Concentrate. This doll's Superintendent Cho. 560 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,533 Checkmate. 561 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,553 Let's go over there. 562 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,759 How did it taste? 563 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,098 You can find out yourself. 564 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,638 Those moves don't count. 565 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:00,726 Are you kidding? 566 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,608 What game are you trying to play? 567 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,565 Listen, you need brains to play chess. 568 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,526 If every move has to count, flip coins, then. 569 00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:12,238 - I've had enough! - What's wrong? 570 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,660 Get out of the way! 571 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,533 Stop staring. And stop playing with toys. 572 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,208 Hide it! 573 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,878 - it's a man. - So what? 574 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:37,842 You little bugger. 575 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,558 - No! - Come back here! 576 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,894 Please! Remember my foot 577 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,057 it's still hurting. 578 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:48,068 - One more word... and I'll kill you! - Come on. 579 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,982 - Who is it? - OK, I'll get it. 580 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,034 Make it a woman! 581 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,206 Sorry, Miss. Are you all right? 582 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,964 - Is this... - Yes! This is the right place. 583 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,378 You can even stay overnight. 584 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,717 No problem. 585 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,722 What's your name? 586 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,679 I'm Rome short for Romeo. 587 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,141 His real name is Rum... My real name... 588 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:26,892 You see? You see? 589 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,562 - A girl look! - You're all the same 590 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,701 Barbara! We missed you! Where have you been? 591 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:40,704 Did I say something wrong? 592 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,412 No, you're just stupid. 593 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,745 Can't you just shut up? 594 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:50,131 - Come on in. - Please come in. 595 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:59,640 Trading in the old for something new? 596 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:03,311 What? I've never been his girlfriend. 597 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,013 Only you know 598 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,057 if it's old or new. 599 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,647 If you want to break up then do it. 600 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,605 Don't leave it up in the air. 601 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:18,739 All right, I won't let other people use me again. 602 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,535 From now on it's me for myself Everyone else comes second 603 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,329 I didn't realise, you're actors. 604 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,664 You sound really weird! 605 00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:31,255 I mean, normal people don't speak that way. 606 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,133 Well, unless you're theatre actors. 607 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,420 You don't expect me to stay with these weirdos? 608 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:38,883 Don't worry 609 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,674 I once had to spend a lot of time with them myself 610 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,344 and their behaviours can make you 611 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,184 feel like you're a real woman. 612 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,519 So what are you trying to say? 613 00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:52,185 Can't you keep quiet, or I'll lock you up! 614 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:55,605 I'd prefer that to losing my virginity! 615 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:57,944 What do you mean, Curly? 616 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,327 Don't call me names. My name is John. 617 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:04,284 Why are you worrying about your virginity? 618 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:05,369 I figured that from what she said 619 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:08,375 your behaviours would make me 620 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,207 feel like a real woman. 621 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,212 Shouldn't I be worried, then? 622 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:15,295 Really? So you're looking for trouble here. 623 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,094 Fast Buck, where are your manners? 624 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:23,220 That'll teach him. 625 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,056 You're all educated teach him some manners. 626 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:30,018 Why don't we take a walk in the garden? 627 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:31,808 Sorry, no. 628 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,568 That sweet talk won't work! 629 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,071 You should know 630 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,276 how she feels about all of you. 631 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:39,907 Shut up! 632 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,945 You might stop me talking, but not thinking. 633 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,866 Hold this 634 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,211 I'll shut him up. 635 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,379 They'll both have to stay here for a while. 636 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,420 And... and you? 637 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,592 I'm still on the case 638 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:05,474 I thank all of you 639 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:06,725 on behalf of the police force. 640 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,763 - We don't expect that! - What are friends for? 641 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:12,603 Just something to grease the palm. 642 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,024 Shut up or I'll shut you up, too. 643 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:20,690 Since you're staying I'll show you upstairs. 644 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,530 My room's the cleanest room in the house 645 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,410 it's big enough for two. 646 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:27,742 You can stay in Kevin's room 647 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,748 and he'll sleep in this living room. 648 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,872 What about me? 649 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,787 I can't be silent any more. 650 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:36,289 Don't worry 651 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,878 they'll find a room for you somewhere 652 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:39,883 I'm clean and healthy 653 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:43,171 I'm particular about where I sleep 654 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,635 I don't intend to catch the pox! 655 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:49,894 Weren't you gonna shut him up? He's chattering like a monkey. 656 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,640 Did you concentrate your thoughts on him? 657 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,900 - No. - What were you thinking of? 658 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:04,117 - That girl. - No wonder she can't speak. 659 00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:08,700 All right, having listened to you 660 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,240 I've reached a conclusion. 661 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:13,455 You gentlemen are sheep in wolves' clothing. 662 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:16,621 Horny but chicken. I think they won't hurt me. 663 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,506 - Miss Wang... - It's all right. Don't worry 664 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,588 I'll be OK. Go back to your job 665 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,127 I promise I'll stay. 666 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,671 She's right, you'd better go. 667 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:29,308 As a guardian of the law, your citizens need you 668 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:30,722 I'll go to my room. 669 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,229 - I'll carry your case. - Thanks. 670 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,309 You first 671 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,107 I've got to go. 672 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,852 Anyone gonna see me out to the car? 673 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:51,951 - Thanks a lot. - A pleasure. 674 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:10,883 Come on. 675 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:18,558 One, two, three. 676 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,319 - You hit me! - So what? You fat louse! 677 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:26,733 - One more step and I'll kill you! - Come on, then! 678 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,901 You're asking for it. 679 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,445 You really hit me! 680 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,656 Stop! 681 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:39,120 Let go. I wanna kill the bastard. 682 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:45,209 - Come on! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 683 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,424 - How dare you'?! - It wasn't me! 684 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:50,347 Let go... 685 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,851 - Can you stop him, please?! - You're a dead man! 686 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:57,013 - Stop fighting, will you? - Don't stop me! 687 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,940 Please stop! Don't stop me. 688 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,692 - It wasn't your business! - Let's go! 689 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,818 - You two, stop fighting! - Come on out! 690 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,652 - I'll kill you! - Stop that! Stop that. 691 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,943 - Let me go! - Please stop! 692 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:11,948 Come on, you fat louse 693 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,455 I'm gonna kill you! 694 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:17,499 Stop fighting each other! 695 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,376 No way, I won't. 696 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:22,163 Just put down your hands first. Sure. 697 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,928 - Stop fighting! - Stop fighting! 698 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,219 Serves you right, fatty! 699 00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:35,726 My hands are too hot. 700 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,010 Sorry 701 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,394 it's none of your business! Go to hell! 702 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,019 Why did you hit Sandy? 703 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,280 Stop! I'll kill you! 704 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,451 What's wrong? 705 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:57,665 - You all right? - It's blood, but I'll be all right. 706 00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,333 You're coughing blood! 707 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:02,916 It's nothing, cos this is for defending you. 708 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,172 Why did he hit you like that? 709 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,299 I've no idea, but I'm going to die. 710 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,003 Before I die, can you do one thing for me? 711 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:13,093 - Sure. - I've never kissed a girl before. 712 00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:14,632 Will you kiss me? 713 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,176 Please?! I'm going to die. 714 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,312 Coughing blood? That's my trick! 715 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,733 What will I do, then?! 716 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,937 I thought you forgot, so I did it 717 00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,026 I still haven't kissed her yet. 718 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:34,656 Stop fighting! I'm really scared. 719 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,196 Why are they not soft? 720 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,039 What was that?! 721 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:42,122 You crazy sex maniacs! 722 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,041 What's going on? 723 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,469 Miss Wang's found a rat. 724 00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:53,629 She's trying to catch it in her room. 725 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:55,889 Don't just stand there. Help her! 726 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,642 Chi-chi! I'm coming 727 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,228 I'll catch it! 728 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:02,730 I'll protect you! 729 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,894 Where... 730 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,904 Women?! They're hopeless. 731 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,533 More, more. 732 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,795 Watch it, dummy! 733 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,785 There's a fire, help! 734 00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:03,498 There's a fire! 735 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,125 - it's a stick-up. - Shut up. 736 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,163 - There's a fire. - You all right? 737 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,500 I'm all right. 738 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,461 How come you're all here? 739 00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,968 We had to think of you. 740 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:15,844 Sure. 741 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,631 Don't waste time now. 742 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:19,764 We've got to find a way out. 743 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,346 We'll jump through the window. 744 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:24,178 No, it's too hard, 745 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,641 she'll hurt herself. 746 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,978 What should we do? Do you have any other ideas? 747 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,769 All right, this is no time for modesty. 748 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,563 Get undressed. We'll make a rope and climb down. 749 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,824 - OK. - Hurry up! 750 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:40,865 Why aren't you...? 751 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,740 It's silk. 752 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,705 It won't be any good for making a rope. 753 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,619 Really? Let me have a look. 754 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,502 Silk is highly flammable 755 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:55,463 go and make your body and hair wet! 756 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:56,672 Just do it! Hurry up! 757 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,587 Go... 758 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,053 Hurry! 759 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:04,889 We've made it. We've made it. 760 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:14,020 - Have you made the rope? - Yeah, we have. 761 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,278 Quick! 762 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:27,207 I've dropped the sheets! 763 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,626 How could you be so careless? 764 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,416 - This place is full of smoke now! - Yes. 765 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,255 Go get a wet towel to seal the door. 766 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,418 - OK. - Hurry! 767 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,882 Hurry! 768 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,888 Come on, Fast Buck! Hurry up! 769 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:42,639 Come on, hurry! Hurry! 770 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:43,924 Hurry! Hurry! 771 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,641 There are no more towels left! 772 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:50,022 Now what? Here, take this one. 773 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,739 - Roundhead's fainted! - It was too much for him. 774 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,489 Fast Buck, you're useless. 775 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,529 Does it work? 776 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,415 The smoke is still pouring in. 777 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:10,042 What are we gonna do? 778 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,420 We might make it, if can get out from this door 779 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,922 but I've got an idea. 780 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:15,706 What is it? 781 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,295 But it can only save one person. 782 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:18,629 Lie underwater in the bath tub 783 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,090 and use this straw to breathe. 784 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,088 Not you, you coward 785 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:26,429 it's not for me. We must save Miss Wang. 786 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,015 Go and do what Kevin just said. 787 00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:30,929 We'll try and get out of here 788 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,894 to find some extinguishers. 789 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:37,273 - There's no time to hesitate. Quick! - Right? 790 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,736 Go on, hurry. 791 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:56,125 Come on, lift Roundhead. 792 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,796 Miss Wang, why aren't you in the tub yet? 793 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:05,635 Hurry up! 794 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,140 Come on! Let's go. 795 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,888 You first. 796 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:19,819 We've made it this time. 797 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,160 What's that? Something's burning? 798 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,868 Nothing's wrong. Go back inside. 799 00:57:31,657 --> 00:57:32,658 Come on. 800 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,721 Have you put out the fire? 801 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,804 Not yet. It's still burning 802 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,349 I meant... 803 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,943 Help yourselves, don't wait for me 804 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,953 I should really thank you for saving my life. 805 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:54,740 - What? - Nothing. 806 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,078 Sit down, then. 807 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,044 - Do you think I'm an idiot? - Of course! 808 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:06,422 That's fine. I just wanted to make it clear. 809 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,586 Sit down. 810 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,799 What are you talking about? 811 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,928 Nothing. Just kidding around. Tuck in. 812 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,016 - Tuck in, Miss Wang. - Tuck in. 813 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:27,698 Don't worry, I just wanna get rid of this chicken's bottom. 814 00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,779 Miss, you're a great cook 815 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:32,615 I agree. She's also beautiful and tasty. 816 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,613 What did you say? 817 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,163 Say that again 818 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,120 I said the price 819 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,205 of houses is so low 820 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:40,835 we could save up enough 821 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,291 to buy a new apartment. 822 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,877 I meant to say the chicken's tough 823 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,962 so I ate it all. 824 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,876 - All right? - What? 825 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,590 - What did I say? - Nonsense. 826 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,130 Guess it was 827 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:56,093 I heard what you said, I can't be tasty 828 00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:58,978 it's the wrong word, but you could say my food's tasty 829 00:59:59,137 --> 00:59:59,683 I see. 830 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:02,395 You look so good I'd like to eat you. 831 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,110 Roundhead, you're rambling again. 832 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:08,821 OK, I'll get it right. 833 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:09,648 Last night, 834 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,989 when we saw your body, we loved it. 835 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,700 He's only kidding 836 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:19,912 I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our house. 837 01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:21,167 Welcome! 838 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:23,328 And there'll be no more fires. 839 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,499 Yeah, because we never use the same trick twice! 840 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,090 I'll shut up and eat my food. 841 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:34,301 We're going to the rehearsal after lunch. 842 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,387 Anyone want to join us? 843 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:40,100 But we wouldn't know what to do on the stage. 844 01:00:40,512 --> 01:00:43,311 Pity, there are lots of pretty girls. 845 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:45,976 It doesn't hurt to learn acting, does it? 846 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,899 Our jobs cost taxpayers millions 847 01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:52,987 I don't think so. 848 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,151 Then you're wrong. 849 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,157 Your monthly salary, rent for quarters 850 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,037 your gun and bullets 851 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,449 they all cost money. 852 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:01,537 All right, carry on. 853 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:04,123 All this money is meant to 854 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,004 protect good citizens from crime 855 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,667 but we're doing the reverse we're protecting criminals! 856 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,086 I'm fed up with those damn cops. 857 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,425 So-called police protection 858 01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:17,303 I've lost $40 million because of them. 859 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,350 Good job I can trust you. 860 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:20,886 Have you sorted it out? 861 01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:24,306 All sorted. Every family, 20 grand a month 862 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:28,773 I'm going out, don't let the cops follow. 863 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:43,041 Let's go. 864 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,967 That's not Lau. 865 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,848 It must be. Let's take a look. 866 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,811 Turn back! 867 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:32,312 The motorbikes! 868 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,682 The world's full of dead heroes. 869 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,472 Don't be a hero 870 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,432 I can kill you any minute. 871 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,316 But I don't kill for no money 872 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,319 I'm no hero, I'm a cop. 873 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:40,899 One of us will get you. 874 01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:42,655 You fool! 875 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,831 Your orders were to protect Lau 876 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:59,373 but he was killed right in front of you. 877 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:00,711 We didn't see it. 878 01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,751 Chief. He was already dead. 879 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:05,761 It was his fault, he tried to shake us off. 880 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,969 Forget it, you're off the case. 881 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,388 You'll help Inspector Woo. 882 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,302 Yes, Sir! 883 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,348 Don't forget, your job is to prevent crime. 884 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,023 Understood, sir. 885 01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:21,819 - Hello! - Hi! 886 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,071 Amy will explain what's involved 887 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:27,655 I must go to rehearsals. She'll help you. 888 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:28,864 She's pretty. 889 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:30,995 Which group would you like to join? 890 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,451 Don't join the theatre group 891 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:35,367 or you'll end up as my props! 892 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,039 Theatre group! 893 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:38,624 You'll regret it. 894 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,708 Fill in these forms, you'll get 895 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,047 your membership card next week 896 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,554 Amy, you're so helpful. 897 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,381 OK, that's enough. 898 01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:51,512 Thanks, Amy. 899 01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:59,232 Sorry, Amy. I've sprained my wrist so I can't write. 900 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:02,269 Would you fill it in for me? 901 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:03,402 Of course. 902 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,651 - Your name? - Alain. 903 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,484 Surname? 904 01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:09,743 It's Delon. Alain Delon. 905 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,492 Your parents name you that? 906 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,623 No, as soon as I was born 907 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:18,001 the nurses called me that. 908 01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:19,957 Don't know why. 909 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:23,123 But my friends agree the name fits me very well. 910 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:26,759 - Really. Your birth place? - Canton. 911 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,421 Canton? How do you spell that? 912 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,464 You don't know how to spell Canton? 913 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,178 Let me show you. 914 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:36,594 OK 915 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:39,355 Fill in the form yourself, you stupid boy. 916 01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:46,272 "Name: Rawhide ID No: 52560136 Age: 28 and 96 months" 917 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,606 Rawhide, your age is wrong. 918 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:49,774 What's wrong with it? 919 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,284 28 and 96 months? 920 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,074 - That's none of your business. - Stop. 921 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:02,086 "Judo Room" 922 01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,762 - Let's change our clothes. - What clothes? 923 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,221 - Judo kits. - So you know Judo? 924 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:17,931 - No. - Forget it. 925 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:20,142 - Looks like fun. - Count me out. 926 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,978 Come on! 927 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:32,654 Hello, Miss. 928 01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:34,160 Find a place and sit down. 929 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,210 In Judo, you defeat your opponents 930 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:44,496 by using your brain, not your fists. 931 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,835 Keeping the balance is the key 932 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,547 I'll do a couple of demonstrations today 933 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,673 I need a partner, any volunteers? 934 01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:58,760 Step over here. 935 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:00,686 Me? 936 01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:03,348 You seem to be pretty tough. 937 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:06,017 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 938 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,562 You must be tired, sit down. 939 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,723 Not me. On your feet. 940 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,059 Very nice! 941 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,863 She's fantastic. 942 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,652 Who else wants a try? 943 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,116 Me! 944 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,250 How about the big fellow? 945 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:07,208 Me? No, I can't. 946 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,083 Come on! 947 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:11,591 Let me demonstrate what's called the deflection move. 948 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,717 Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope. 949 01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:15,549 No, I really can't. 950 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,761 Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Come on. 951 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:20,429 Come on. 952 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:29,693 - Please, don't force me. - Come on. 953 01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:48,790 Sorry 954 01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:51,297 I'm not used to having a girl on top. 955 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:54,922 Sorry. 956 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:56,882 Would anyone else like to try? 957 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:02,759 Please, show me how to do it! Please, show me! 958 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,145 Kevin, having fun? 959 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:17,657 I was playing with my fingers 960 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:18,190 not much fun here. 961 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:19,734 Why is that? 962 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,737 The actors haven't arrived yet. 963 01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:24,201 Who plays the lead? 964 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:28,831 I'm the star, but my co-star, who plays Juliet's brother 965 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:31,997 and his men are not here yet. 966 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,167 Wait no more. Forget them, we'll do it. 967 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,922 You're the director, shall we begin? 968 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:42,549 They ought to replace you. You, play Romeo? 969 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,638 - Why not? - Why, yes, you fool? 970 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,520 I know it's a crazy idea... 971 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,349 What? 972 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,935 Sorry, that's the wrong word. 973 01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:52,316 Not crazy, marvellous! 974 01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:55,103 I want to inject new ideas 975 01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:57,363 into this Shakespeare play. 976 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:00,071 Her beauty needn't be matched by Romeo's. 977 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:04,363 So it would give hope to a not-so-attractive audience. 978 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:06,076 Right! 979 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:09,083 Why don't you let us help you make this masterpiece? 980 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:13,088 That would be great! You play Juliet's brother and his men. 981 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,297 Just try to make it flow 982 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:18,050 so Romeo can improve his acting skills. 983 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,461 What? So we're really props, then. 984 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:23,382 That doesn't matter, does it? Let's start. 985 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,185 OK, we'll start from where Romeo meets Juliet's brother. 986 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:34,521 Action! 987 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:38,238 Romeo, they are coming 988 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:49,240 Romeo, so you do have the courage to face reality. 989 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:52,786 Show me your... Show me your... 990 01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:55,914 - Face! - Your face. 991 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,003 There's love and honesty in my face. 992 01:12:58,165 --> 01:13:01,544 Even if I had no courage that would also show in my face. 993 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:05,591 Strike him! He's too... He's too... 994 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,475 - Arrogant. - He's too arrogant! 995 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:09,977 You can't even read, 996 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,355 how can you be on stage? 997 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:13,765 That's not in the script. 998 01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:14,807 Of course, it's not in the script 999 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:16,146 I said it 1000 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,607 because you're all hopeless. 1001 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:22,319 They're illiterate, how can we do this? 1002 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,779 Why can't illiterates be actors? 1003 01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:25,909 Do you know all the words? 1004 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,537 Not all of them, but most of them. 1005 01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:31,916 Do you know the word for night soil and water? 1006 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,453 You don't Know? 1007 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,042 Fertiliser. 1008 01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:39,457 Stuff your face with it. 1009 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:40,295 There's a shorter word for it. 1010 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:43,462 This is a very easy word, and you don't know it 1011 01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:46,097 I tell you, it doesn't even exist. 1012 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:50,055 Forget it. Let's get on with Romeo and Juliet. 1013 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,688 Look, it's a rehearsal, and we offered to fill in. 1014 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,564 If we blow the lines 1015 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,270 just ignore them, right? 1016 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:58,434 Good idea! 1017 01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:00,486 Let's continue, then. 1018 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:05,025 - Where were we? - Who's next? 1019 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:06,659 He's too arrogant 1020 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,866 I beg you, brother, please don't fight him. 1021 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:12,157 If he's hurt, I'll suffer as much as he 1022 01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:15,202 Juliet, fear not! 1023 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,791 For your love I'd gladly die. 1024 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:21,124 - Romeo. - Juliet 1025 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:25,636 Juliet, I am the leader of the Capulets 1026 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:30,221 I cannot bear to see you fall in love with a demon. 1027 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:36,640 Look at me, this face is so twisted with worry 1028 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:41,026 Romeo is not a demon, he's not! 1029 01:14:41,185 --> 01:14:42,903 He is the devil's brother! 1030 01:14:43,062 --> 01:14:45,565 Right! Kill him! Kill the Swine! 1031 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:55,117 I can't take it any more 1032 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,330 Juliet 1033 01:14:57,618 --> 01:15:00,542 Romeo, you should be holding her! 1034 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:03,379 If you don't wanna do that, we can do it. 1035 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,088 Yeah! Are you gay? 1036 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,261 Even gays don't treat a girl like that. 1037 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,216 Say it to him 1038 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,473 not me! 1039 01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:11,473 Sorry. 1040 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,555 You're sorry? 1041 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,391 Are you really? 1042 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,395 What are you doing? 1043 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:19,398 It's these glasses 1044 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:21,309 I'll go home to get my Contact lenses. 1045 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:24,228 You're Romeo, not Zatoichi the blind swordsman! 1046 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:25,692 Right? Right. 1047 01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:27,656 If wasn't for art 1048 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:29,943 I wouldn't be with you Philistines! 1049 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:36,874 - Your coffee. - Thanks. 1050 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:54,759 - I've got a letter for Miss Wang. - That's me. 1051 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,265 - Miss Chi-chi Wang? - That's right. 1052 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:58,930 Sign here. 1053 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,654 Who's the letter for? 1054 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,534 Me, of course. 1055 01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,700 Didn't mean to be nosy. 1056 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:26,628 - Why are you back? - For my Contact lenses. 1057 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:27,963 No need to shout. 1058 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,253 Who's the letter for? 1059 01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:32,638 Shut up, or I'll kick you out. 1060 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:35,516 Really? Go on, kick me out! 1061 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,637 It's two blank sheets of paper. 1062 01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:43,312 You didn't kick me out 1063 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,600 I'm still here. 1064 01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,022 Piss off! 1065 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:50,732 It's blood, you bastard! 1066 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,275 Maybe you can make me bleed 1067 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,409 but you can never get me out of here with one kick. 1068 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:58,489 When I was about to shoot, someone came in. 1069 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,118 Let's go. 1070 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,973 Let me do it. You take me to that building, OK? 1071 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:31,022 Rick, are you all right? 1072 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,733 - A suspicious postman just left. - Really? 1073 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:35,784 Where is he? 1074 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:38,199 I couldn't find him. 1075 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:39,996 Let's go upstairs first. 1076 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,898 May I help you, sir? 1077 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:09,401 Where is the toilet? 1078 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,688 - To your right. - Thank you. 1079 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:14,444 Hello? 1080 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:32,852 Anyone there? 1081 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:49,057 You sure? He pointed a gun at you in the toilet? 1082 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:51,517 Yes, it was a real gun. 1083 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:52,772 Did he do anything? 1084 01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:56,310 She could've been raped and killed by him! 1085 01:20:56,477 --> 01:20:57,569 Let's take a look 1086 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,230 it's the ladies toilet. 1087 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,239 That's why we have to take a look 1088 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:02,650 I get it. 1089 01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:07,658 What's your hurry? 1090 01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:13,081 That's him. 1091 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:15,542 Careful, he might have a gun. 1092 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,331 So you are not blind! 1093 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:20,001 - What did he say? - It's Japanese. 1094 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,091 Freeze! 1095 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,149 Hurry, hurry... 1096 01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:50,539 We've got to save Roundhead, somehow. 1097 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,958 - How? - Distract the guy's attention. 1098 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,585 That's right. Try it. 1099 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:56,040 All right. 1100 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,793 Hello there! 1101 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:02,885 I just tried. It didn't work. 1102 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:21,020 He's out of bullets! 1103 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:56,930 Hold it! 1104 01:22:57,848 --> 01:22:59,771 Police! Down, everyone! 1105 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:17,500 I know you're out of ammo so give up. 1106 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,069 Muscles is wounded. 1107 01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,528 What do we do? Help him 1108 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:33,281 I can't, they have guns. 1109 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:34,695 Don't worry. 1110 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,507 Go on, get him! 1111 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:53,322 Painful? 1112 01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:55,734 No, I'll be OK! 1113 01:25:56,693 --> 01:25:58,491 Alright. Let's go. 1114 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:05,998 How about now? 1115 01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:09,255 I'm OK. It's only blood. 1116 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:21,263 Painful? 1117 01:26:24,721 --> 01:26:27,975 Nothing. Excuse me! 1118 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,751 You got hurt now. 1119 01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:00,762 It doesn't hurt at all. 1120 01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:03,552 Because my whole damn body is numb. 1121 01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,207 Wonderful! Great! Super! 1122 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,460 Who's the smart-ass that pushed me? I didn't. 1123 01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:53,541 You help Muscles. We'll get the other guy. 1124 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:56,456 We'll get the other guy. 1125 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,212 Come on! 1126 01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:45,263 - Go! - He's still alive. 1127 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:47,265 Fast Buck, forget the manners! Beat him up! 1128 01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:49,597 Get him! 1129 01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:44,040 Fast Buck, thanks a lot. 1130 01:31:44,207 --> 01:31:45,379 You're welcome. 1131 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,381 Are you all right? 1132 01:31:49,045 --> 01:31:51,594 - It's OK. - Are you all right? 1133 01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:54,054 Let me lock those guys up first. 1134 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:57,517 Let me! I'll do it! I can do it! 1135 01:31:57,679 --> 01:31:58,771 Move it! 1136 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:05,084 I don't believe it! I don't believe it! 1137 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:19,536 I don't believe it! I can't believe it! 1138 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:27,427 I don't believe it! I don't believe it!76958

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