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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,001 SUBTITLES BY EXPLOSIVESKULL 2 00:00:06,210 --> 00:00:10,611 I'M SO SORRY, KATE. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN. 3 00:00:10,613 --> 00:00:12,179 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SYMPATHY YOU GET 4 00:00:12,181 --> 00:00:16,682 FROM TWO DEAD MISTRESSES. 5 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,850 - [MAN] WHOA! - [MAN] OH, SHIT! 6 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,718 [MAN] WHOA! FREEZE! 7 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,051 EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES! 8 00:00:21,053 --> 00:00:22,353 HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 9 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:25,157 [MUSIC PLAYING] 10 00:01:12,425 --> 00:01:15,259 [MAN] NO, IT'S CRAZY. IT WAS CRAZY. IT WAS CRAZY. 11 00:01:15,261 --> 00:01:17,493 SINCE I BEEN HERE, WE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS. 12 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:19,095 WE HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIMES AND EVERYTHING, 13 00:01:19,097 --> 00:01:20,763 SO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU NOW, 14 00:01:20,765 --> 00:01:22,864 I FEEL LIKE I CAN... I CAN BE FREE WITH YOU. 15 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:24,498 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 16 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,500 I GOTTA ASK MY PERMISSION TO THE BLACK LADIES, 17 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:29,136 'CAUSE YOU KNOW Y'ALL DON'T LET ANYTHING JUST HAPPEN. 18 00:01:29,138 --> 00:01:31,269 SO IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO JUST TALK TO YOU? 19 00:01:31,271 --> 00:01:34,072 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SO Y'ALL NOT GONNA JUDGE ME? 20 00:01:34,074 --> 00:01:35,473 I DON'T MIND YOUR OPEN OPINION, 21 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:36,840 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA JUDGE ME, ARE YOU? 22 00:01:36,842 --> 00:01:38,475 [WOMAN] CAN'T PROMISE THAT. 23 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:40,413 CAN'T PROMISE THAT. I GOTTA RESPECT THAT, ALL RIGHT. 24 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:01,024 [WOMAN] SORRY WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY. 25 00:02:01,026 --> 00:02:02,526 I THOUGHT I SAID 3 PM. 26 00:02:02,528 --> 00:02:04,894 NO, YOU SAID 12 PM. 27 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:08,297 WHAT... WHAT... WHAT IS THAT? 28 00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:11,732 OH, UH, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE. 29 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,068 RAPPERS USED TO LIVE HERE. 30 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,603 THEY HAD SOME TYPE OF MUSIC VIDEO. 31 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:17,304 YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE. EQUALITY ENTERTAINMENT. 32 00:02:17,306 --> 00:02:19,339 E40 AND THEM. IT'S ALL GOOD. 33 00:02:19,341 --> 00:02:21,974 MAN, NO, MAN. THIS... THIS LOOK LIKE A HOMICIDE. 34 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,009 OH, NO, THIS... YOU KNOW HOW THEM RAPPERS ARE, MAN. 35 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,077 YOU'RE A BROTHA. WHAT'S UP, MAN? 36 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:30,279 LISTEN, PLEASE. JUST FOLLOW ME AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE POOL. 37 00:02:30,281 --> 00:02:31,683 LET ME... COME ON. 38 00:02:34,518 --> 00:02:36,188 HEY! HEY! 39 00:02:38,053 --> 00:02:40,087 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? - JULISSA. 40 00:02:40,089 --> 00:02:42,455 YOU'RE SELFISH. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GIRLS. 41 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:45,625 - WHERE YOUR GIRLS AT? - THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT, BUT I'M HERE TO SERVE. 42 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:48,930 YEAH, WELL, CAN YOU SERVE ME SOME VODKA IN THIS LEMONADE? 43 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:54,800 - HURRY BACK, SEXY. - YEAH, SHE IS SEXY. 44 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:58,500 SO, D, WHY CAN'T YOU SELL THIS PLACE, MAN? 45 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:00,235 THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM. 46 00:03:00,237 --> 00:03:02,169 YOU HAVE TWO GOLDEN ROMAN STATUES, 47 00:03:02,171 --> 00:03:04,004 ANTIQUE FURNITURE FROM THE 1940S. 48 00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:06,972 THIS WAS BUILT IN THE 1960S. GREAT BARGAIN. 49 00:03:06,974 --> 00:03:09,977 - DOES THIS PLACE LOOK FAMILIAR, HONEY? - I'M GOOGLING IT RIGHT NOW. 50 00:03:11,579 --> 00:03:13,445 YO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 51 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,213 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 52 00:03:15,215 --> 00:03:17,617 AND YOU KNOW WHAT... [MUTED MUTTERING] 53 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,385 THE PARTY'S OVER, KIDS. 54 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:31,659 - [WOMAN WHIMPERING] - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 55 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:35,063 KNOW WHAT? LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS THE BACKYARD. 56 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:39,130 WAIT A MINUTE! THEY JUST GANGSTA RAPPERS! 57 00:03:39,132 --> 00:03:41,164 MAN, LONG STORY. 58 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,932 - [MAN] OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. - [PHONE RINGING] 59 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:46,368 YO, YO, WHAT'S UP? YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS J-MAN. 60 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:48,037 HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY DOLL? 61 00:03:48,039 --> 00:03:50,741 YEAH, MY BRO TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SEXY SELF. 62 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,612 - [WOMAN] DUKE! DUKE! - YEAH, WHAT'S UP, HONEY? 63 00:04:01,614 --> 00:04:03,882 DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP MY DRESS AT THE DRY CLEANERS. 64 00:04:03,884 --> 00:04:05,983 - YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY. YOU CAN PICK IT UP. - EXCUSE ME? 65 00:04:05,985 --> 00:04:08,585 I HAVE APPOINTMENTS. I HAVE MY MANICURE, PEDICURE, 66 00:04:08,587 --> 00:04:11,554 AND MY FACIAL, AND THAT'S ALL IN MY MORNING SCHEDULE. 67 00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:14,288 - THEN I HAVE MY HAIR TREATMENT. - ALL RIGHT, I'LL PICK IT UP. 68 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:16,791 - THANK YOU. - OH, YEAH, I JUST REMEMBERED. 69 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:19,060 WE'RE GONNA HAVE POKER AT THE HOUSE THIS WEEK, OKAY? 70 00:04:19,062 --> 00:04:20,793 WITH THE FELLAS. THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? 71 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,528 UH-UH. NO. NO WAY. 72 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,698 I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME WAS THE L-A-S-T TIME. 73 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:29,434 YOU TELL YOUR HOMEBOYS TO GO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO TRASH. 74 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,402 COME ON, BABY, BE REASONABLE, PLEASE. I MEAN, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS. 75 00:04:32,404 --> 00:04:33,970 IT'S MY TURN NOW. 76 00:04:33,972 --> 00:04:36,404 I TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS, SUGAR. 77 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,641 I WATCH "SEX IN THE CITY" RERUNS IN THE LIVING ROOM, 78 00:04:39,643 --> 00:04:43,710 AND THEY'LL BE NO CARD GAME GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN. 79 00:04:43,712 --> 00:04:46,781 BESIDES, WHY DON'T YOU USE THAT MANSION YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SELL? 80 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:51,782 ALL RIGHT. I SEE HOW IT IS. 81 00:04:51,784 --> 00:04:54,220 I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. 82 00:04:57,888 --> 00:04:59,655 NICE DAY FOR A WALK. 83 00:04:59,657 --> 00:05:02,457 YEAH, NOW IT'S HOME AND INTO MY JACUZZI. 84 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:05,927 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MAY HAVE MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN THE CAR. 85 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:08,928 RULE NUMBER ONE, NO SWIM TRUNKS ALLOWED IN MY JACUZZI. 86 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:11,397 I PROMISE NOT TO BREAK ANY OF THOSE RULES. 87 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:14,699 RULE NUMBER TWO, NO WIVES ALLOWED IN MY JACUZZI. 88 00:05:14,701 --> 00:05:17,736 [CHUCKLES] I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 89 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:21,971 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - JOHNNY "J-MAN" JOHNSON? 90 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:25,908 RECORD PRODUCER? THAT'S MY TWIN BROTHER. 91 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,075 HE GIVES YOU ANY TROUBLE, YOU GIVE ME A CALL. 92 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:31,278 - HE'S SINGLE. - OKAY. 93 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,413 AND HERE'S NUMBER TWO. 94 00:05:33,415 --> 00:05:36,049 EMERSON DUKE JOHNSON. 95 00:05:36,051 --> 00:05:38,783 AUTHOR, HISTORIAN, REALTOR. 96 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:40,452 YES, THAT WOULD BE ME. 97 00:05:40,454 --> 00:05:42,119 - WHAT ARE YOU TODAY? - REALTOR. 98 00:05:42,121 --> 00:05:43,754 - YEAH? - YEAH. 99 00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:46,356 WELL, MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOUR BROTHER A CALL. 100 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:48,425 - ALL RIGHT. - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, DUKE. 101 00:05:48,427 --> 00:05:51,360 AS WELL. 102 00:05:51,362 --> 00:05:53,128 HE SAID IF I CAN GET YOU TO GIGGLE, 103 00:05:53,130 --> 00:05:54,763 I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU IN BED. 104 00:05:54,765 --> 00:05:56,262 - [WOMAN GIGGLES] - IS THAT TRUE? 105 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:58,865 - A LITTLE BIT. - WELL, I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW. 106 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:00,366 I'M IN THE STUDIO LAYING DOWN SOME TRACKS. 107 00:06:00,368 --> 00:06:04,236 - COOL. - YEAH. BY THE WAY, DO YOU SING? 108 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,836 - YEAH. - 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE 109 00:06:05,838 --> 00:06:07,405 TO LAY DOWN SOME TRACKS WITH YOU. 110 00:06:07,407 --> 00:06:10,408 - I BET YOU WOULD. - ALL RIGHT. TOMORROW. 111 00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:11,608 - COOL. - PEACE. 112 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:12,609 - SEE YA, BYE. - ALL RIGHT. 113 00:06:12,611 --> 00:06:14,742 - "J-MAN?" - J-MAN. 114 00:06:14,744 --> 00:06:17,011 WHAT KIND OF SESSION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 115 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:21,282 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, TOM. J-MAN'S KIND OF LIKE MY... 116 00:06:21,284 --> 00:06:23,283 HOW CAN I SAY THIS? 117 00:06:23,285 --> 00:06:24,418 MY ALTER EGO. 118 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,518 - ALTER EGO? - ALTER EGO? 119 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,686 YEAH, GUYS, LIKE SOMEBODY'S SECONDARY PERSONALITY, 120 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:32,156 - OR AN INTIMATE TRUSTED FRIEND. - WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, TOM. 121 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,691 YOU KNOW WHAT? I KIND OF, LIKE, MADE UP J-MAN. 122 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:38,361 BUT YOU GOT TO REALIZE THAT MY SPIRIT IS PURE, 123 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:40,495 BUT MY FLESH IS SO WEAK. 124 00:06:40,497 --> 00:06:42,997 [TOM] AH, OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE A SLY DOG. 125 00:06:42,999 --> 00:06:45,566 IF I EVER CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, 126 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:51,003 I WOULD CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND HANG IT ON THE RESTROOM OF THE BUS STATION. 127 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:52,406 NO WORRIES, LOVER. 128 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,508 WHAT IF LETITIA FINDS OUT? 129 00:07:00,511 --> 00:07:04,715 [MOANING] 130 00:07:07,249 --> 00:07:10,049 LET'S SEE. 131 00:07:10,051 --> 00:07:12,819 PUBLIC PARK? 132 00:07:12,821 --> 00:07:14,820 CHECK. 133 00:07:14,822 --> 00:07:16,688 WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH THE LIST. 134 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:19,891 YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A SPORT ACCOMMODATING MY FETISH. 135 00:07:19,893 --> 00:07:21,894 I WANNA GIVE YOU A SPECIAL GIFT. 136 00:07:24,995 --> 00:07:26,930 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! 137 00:07:26,932 --> 00:07:29,032 AS ARE YOU. 138 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,235 OH, GOOD. YOU THOUGHT OF ANOTHER LOCATION? 139 00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:37,703 YES. YOUR PLACE. 140 00:07:37,705 --> 00:07:41,173 YOU MIGHT WANNA BE CREMATED, BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH REMAINS LEFT TO BURY. 141 00:07:41,175 --> 00:07:45,076 YO, D THIS GIRL IS THAT FINE? SHE'S THAT HOT? 142 00:07:45,078 --> 00:07:46,676 [DUKE] DO BLACK MEN HANG LIKE ELEPHANTS? 143 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:48,679 SHE IS HOT. 144 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:52,014 - THERE'S ACTUALLY TWO SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS. - WHAT? 145 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:54,249 - WHAT'S HER NAME? - HER NAME IS SUNDAY. 146 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:57,518 - YOU GONNA TAKE HER TO CHURCH? - NO. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHERE I TAKE HER, 147 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,486 IT'S ABOUT WHERE WE END UP. 148 00:07:59,488 --> 00:08:03,256 HER RULE IS NO SWIMSUITS IN THE JACUZZI. 149 00:08:03,258 --> 00:08:06,991 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HER HERE? - HMM. 150 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:08,560 WAIT A MINUTE, J-MAN. 151 00:08:08,562 --> 00:08:09,827 WOULD YOU POSSIBLY CONSIDER 152 00:08:09,829 --> 00:08:13,729 SUBLETTING TO ME AND MY ALTER EGO? 153 00:08:13,731 --> 00:08:17,666 YOU KNOW WHAT, GENTLEMEN? LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 154 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:21,502 LET'S MAKE THIS MANSION BRING US PEACE, LOVE, 155 00:08:21,504 --> 00:08:25,505 JOY, HAPPINESS, WHATEVER WE WANT. 156 00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:27,372 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, FROM MONDAY THROUGH SUNDAY. 157 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,074 - THAT'S RIGHT. - ALL FOR ONE... 158 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:33,578 - AND ONE FOR ALL. - YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 159 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,080 - WHAT ABOUT ME? - OH, I GOT YOU. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 160 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,815 - AND I GOT YOUR BACK, BABY. - NO, YOU DON'T. I GOT IT. 161 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:41,084 - WE'LL SEE, RON D. - I GOT IT COVERED ALL THE WAY AROUND. 162 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:43,317 WHERE'S SHE SITTING? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE. 163 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:45,521 YEAH, SHE'S WORKING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 164 00:08:45,523 --> 00:08:47,888 - ALL RIGHT, BROTHER. - WHO'S GOT HER FRONT? 165 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:50,356 IN MY REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW, 166 00:08:50,358 --> 00:08:52,858 I'M INVOLVED IN... IN AN AFFAIR. 167 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:55,727 I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ANOTHER WOMAN ON MY WIFE. 168 00:08:55,729 --> 00:08:57,729 SEE? THERE Y'ALL GO JUDGE... SEE THOSE LOOKS ON THEM FACES? 169 00:08:57,731 --> 00:08:59,330 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA JUDGE ME. 170 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,064 SEE THAT? SEE HOW BLACK FOLK ARE? 171 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,532 YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST 'EM, 172 00:09:02,534 --> 00:09:04,168 AND THEY JUST STAB YOU THE IN BACK. 173 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:15,141 THIS DUDE IS OFFERING THE LILIES 174 00:09:15,143 --> 00:09:19,176 OF SERENITY TO HIS PEOPLE, YEAH. 175 00:09:19,178 --> 00:09:22,013 - REALLY? - YEAH, REALLY. 176 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:24,615 TO ME, THE LIPS REPRESENT A VAGINA. 177 00:09:24,617 --> 00:09:26,616 FOR REAL? WOW. 178 00:09:26,618 --> 00:09:28,818 OH, COME ON. HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS 179 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,818 AND NOT SEE A VAGINA RIGHT IN HER FACE. 180 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,622 [DUKE] WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 181 00:09:34,624 --> 00:09:36,490 I CAN SEE THAT NOW. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 182 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:40,627 YEAH, TO ME THIS PIECE REPRESENTS SEXUAL FREEDOM 183 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:43,395 - AND PURITY. - MMM. 184 00:09:43,397 --> 00:09:45,462 HOW ABOUT I GET US SOME STRONGER DRINKS 185 00:09:45,464 --> 00:09:47,298 AND WE CAN MEET OUT BY THE JACUZZI? 186 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,666 - I LIKE THAT. - YEAH? 187 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:49,970 MM-HMM. 188 00:09:51,169 --> 00:09:53,204 I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. 189 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,809 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 190 00:10:04,612 --> 00:10:07,812 YEAH, THIS GIRL SUNDAY IS OFF THE HOOK. 191 00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:10,882 THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 192 00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:15,352 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, UH, I THOUGHT... 193 00:10:15,354 --> 00:10:18,788 ALL THAT TALK ABOUT THE LILIES KIND OF INSPIRED ME. 194 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,789 I THOUGHT WE WAS ON THE SAME PAGE. 195 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,856 UM, NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE A DRINK 196 00:10:22,858 --> 00:10:24,592 BEFORE YOU TOOK ME TO DINNER. 197 00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:28,494 OH, ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM, OKAY. 198 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:33,835 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA NAKED. 199 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,635 YES, YOU ARE. 200 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,971 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR RULE. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 201 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:45,106 - WELL, UH, YOU KNOW... - OH, I SEE. 202 00:10:45,108 --> 00:10:47,176 - TWINS TALK. - YEAH, YEAH. 203 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,276 - WE'RE ALWAYS TALKING. WE TALK TOO MUCH. - MM-HMM. 204 00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:53,679 - SMART, YES. - YEAH. 205 00:10:53,681 --> 00:10:55,548 WELL, I'M REALLY HUNGRY, SO IF YOU WANNA... 206 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,319 ALL RIGHT. 207 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,919 ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE? 208 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:03,653 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 209 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:05,090 WELL. 210 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:09,591 [PHONE RINGING] 211 00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:11,425 - HELLO? - [MAN ON PHONE] HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 212 00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:12,593 IS TUESDAY THERE? 213 00:11:12,595 --> 00:11:16,429 TUESDAY? UH, NO. SHE'S NOT HERE. 214 00:11:16,431 --> 00:11:17,864 [MAN ON PHONE] WELL, SHE GAVE ME THIS NUMBER THOUGH. 215 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:19,532 WELL, SHE GAVE YOU A BAD NUMBER. 216 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:20,999 [MAN ON PHONE] SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOU. 217 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,469 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 218 00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:28,674 - YOU READY? - YES, I AM. 219 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,576 YOU BASTARD. 220 00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:35,909 SHOWING A MANSION? 221 00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:38,747 HE MUST THINK I'M SOME DUMB, BLONDE, 222 00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:41,248 TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH. 223 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,251 NOT. 224 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:50,357 GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 225 00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:22,245 THIS IS REALLY AN AMAZING MOMENT OF INTROSPECTION. 226 00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:24,645 - DR. JENKINS, AFTER 30 YEARS... - [PHONE RINGING] 227 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:26,747 OH, THAT'S MY EMERGENCY RING TONE. 228 00:12:26,749 --> 00:12:29,149 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 229 00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:31,484 [ROBERT ON PHONE] HE'S WITH A WOMAN! WHY A WOMAN? 230 00:12:31,486 --> 00:12:35,153 - IS THIS AN EMERGENCY? - ABSOLUTELY. MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING. 231 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,921 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 232 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,992 OKAY, OKAY. LISTEN, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO ASCERTAIN 233 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,591 WHY HE'S WITH A WOMAN WITHOUT ME ACTUALLY TALKING TO HIM. 234 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:44,928 YOU SURE HE CAN'T COME IN FOR A COUPLE SESSIONS? 235 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,662 [ROBERT] NOT A CHANCE. 236 00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:48,297 WELL, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SPECULATE. 237 00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:49,931 MAYBE JUAN IS EXPERIMENTING. 238 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,733 MAYBE HE WANTS SOME VARIETY IN HIS LIFE. 239 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,599 [ROBERT] DOES HE NEED THAT MUCH VARIETY? 240 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,301 ARE YOU MAD THAT HE'S CHEATING ON YOU, 241 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,002 OR THAT HE'S CHEATING WITH A WOMAN? 242 00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:59,137 [ROBERT] I CAN HOLD MY OWN AGAINST A MAN, 243 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:01,239 BUT HOW DO I COMPETE WITH A PAIR OF TITS 244 00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:04,175 AND A COMPLEXION AS SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BUTT? 245 00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:07,244 I HEAR THAT. WELL, WE GOTTA BREAK IT DOWN SYSTEMATICALLY. 246 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,945 IF JUAN IS EXPERIMENTING, GIVE HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 247 00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:12,781 GIVE HIM A DIFFERENT LOOK. SOMETHING EXCITING. 248 00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:15,382 [ROBERT] BESIDES A SEX CHANGE OPERATION? 249 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:17,651 THAT'S THE LAST RESORT. 250 00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:20,153 NO, MAYBE YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LOOK. CHANGE YOUR ATTIRE. 251 00:13:20,155 --> 00:13:22,587 GIVE HIM A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSONA WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE. 252 00:13:22,589 --> 00:13:25,624 [ROBERT] GOT IT. THANK YOU, DR. JENKINS. 253 00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:27,992 SURE, YOU BET. 254 00:13:27,994 --> 00:13:31,761 I APOLOGIZE. NOW WHERE WERE WE? 255 00:13:31,763 --> 00:13:34,130 - WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS... - [ALARM RINGS] 256 00:13:34,132 --> 00:13:36,598 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE END OF OUR SESSION. 257 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,299 WE'RE GONNA PICK THIS UP NEXT WEEK, OKAY? 258 00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,302 MAKE SURE YOU PAY MY SECRETARY ON THE WAY OUT. 259 00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:41,672 I'M SORRY. 260 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:46,108 [MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:51,275 ♪ I THINK THAT GIRL OVER THERE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING ♪ 262 00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:52,976 ♪ SHE WANNA SHOW YOU HOMEY, HA HA ♪ 263 00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:57,246 ♪ WHY YOU DOWNING SHOTS ALL ALONE? ♪ 264 00:13:57,248 --> 00:14:02,883 ♪ YOU'RE DRAWN UP IN MY ZONE ♪ 265 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,620 ♪ DON'T WANDER TOO FAR ♪ 266 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,889 ♪ TREAT YOU LIKE A STAR ♪ 267 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,490 ♪ 'CAUSE I OWN THE BAR ♪ 268 00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:12,792 ♪ BABY, GET LOW, BABY, GET LOW ♪ 269 00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:14,893 ♪ BABY, GET LOW ♪ 270 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:19,195 ♪ WATCH ME GET LOW, TAKE ME WHERE I NEED TO GO ♪ 271 00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:20,965 ♪ BABY, GET LOW, BABY, GET LOW ♪ 272 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:23,266 ♪ BABY, GET LOW ♪ 273 00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:27,302 ♪ WATCH ME GET LOW, TAKE ME, TAKE ME ♪ 274 00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:31,538 ♪ SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL, SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL ♪ 275 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:35,374 ♪ CALLING ME TO THE FLOOR AND I CAN'T SAY NO ♪ 276 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,642 GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 277 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,312 [ROBERT] HAVE FUN. 278 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,535 [MUSIC PLAYING] 279 00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:28,079 ♪ BABY, TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM ♪ 280 00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:30,885 HELLO. 281 00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:37,886 ♪ YEAH, DO YOU THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE? ♪ 282 00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:41,725 ♪ YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FOOL ♪ 283 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,365 [WAILS] 284 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:59,539 OH, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING POKER AGAIN. 285 00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:11,344 WHAT'S UP, GIRL? YOU WANNA GET WEIRD? 286 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,413 YOU BETTER BACK UP OFF OF ME. GET OUT OF MY YARD! 287 00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:16,414 - DAMN. - YO, SHE'S A BITCH. 288 00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:18,851 YOUR, MAMA! 289 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,419 YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE NO PAJAMA PARTY? 290 00:16:23,788 --> 00:16:25,722 [DOOR SHUTS] 291 00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,425 - WHAT'S THAT? - [GRUNTS] 292 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:30,991 WHAT? 293 00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:32,260 I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE. 294 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:35,365 IS THERE? OKAY. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 295 00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:44,002 - HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 296 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,935 I GOT A DATE TONIGHT. I HAD TO GET MY STUFF SET UP. 297 00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:48,606 - OH, NO! SERIOUSLY? - WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 298 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,241 BECAUSE I GOT A DATE NOW. MY STUFF IS ALREADY SET UP. 299 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,773 MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS. MY CLOTHES ARE DOWN THERE. 300 00:16:52,775 --> 00:16:53,841 I'M ABOUT TO GET DRESSED, OKAY? 301 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,179 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 302 00:16:57,246 --> 00:16:58,845 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER? 303 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:00,780 MAN, JUST TELL HER YOU HAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 304 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:03,483 BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSED OUT AND NEEDED FRESH AIR. 305 00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:05,050 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE? 306 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,485 - HEY! - SHH. 307 00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:07,485 WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOING HERE? 308 00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:08,855 - SHH. - SHH. 309 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,526 J-MAN? 310 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,862 HEY, LOOK, YOU THREE GOTTA GET UP OUTTA HERE, 311 00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,497 MY GIRL'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. I NEED TO SET UP. 312 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:26,266 HEY, BABE! WE HAVING POKER TODAY, 313 00:17:26,268 --> 00:17:28,166 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA RESCHEDULE. 314 00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:29,835 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU? 315 00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:31,836 ARE YOU HAVING A POKER A MARATHON? 316 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:33,871 - UH, NO, WE WERE JUST... - NO. 317 00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:36,972 [TOM] WE JUST KINDA WE CAME BY. YOU KNOW, SAY HELLO. 318 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,240 OH, WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, 319 00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:40,043 'CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE OFF ANYWAY. 320 00:17:40,045 --> 00:17:42,811 SO, I'LL SEE YA LATER. 321 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,646 I'LL TEXT YA. 322 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,581 AREN'T YOU GONNA WALK ME TO THE DOOR? 323 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,482 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M TAKING YOU THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. 324 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,350 - YEAH, THE BACK DOOR. - BACK DOOR? 325 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,051 HEY, MAN, YOU ALL GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. 326 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,753 YOU GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. YOU GOTTA GO. 327 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,520 WHY I GOTTA LEAVE? I HAVE A SURE THING, MAN. 328 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:56,521 SURE THING? COME ON, URKEL. YOU DON'T HAVE A SURE THING. 329 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,056 URKEL? 330 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,124 HEY, LOOK, MAN. I AM SORRY I RUINED YOUR NIGHT. 331 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,058 - YOU RUINED MY NIGHT, TOO. - I DIDN'T RUIN YOUR NIGHT. 332 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,493 - I HAD A SURE THING. - YOU NEVER HAD A SURE THING. 333 00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:06,162 LISTEN, GIRLS, LISTEN. LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA MEET TOMORROW. 334 00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:07,863 WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT A SYSTEM, A BLUEPRINT, 335 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:09,364 - SO THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 336 00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:12,565 - SEE, THAT'S NATALIA. - HUH? WHAT? 337 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,133 - [POUNDING AT DOOR] - IT'S LETITIA. 338 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,567 OH, SHIT. OKAY, YOU GO UPSTAIRS. 339 00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:18,405 YOU GO... ME AND HIM, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 340 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,973 - WHERE'S HE AT? - UH, HE JUST LEFT. 341 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,475 - IF YOU GO OUT... - I KNOW YOU PLAYING POKER. 342 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,510 - NO, WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. - WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. 343 00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:27,910 - WE WERE... - WE JUST WAS MEETING... 344 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:30,079 WE WERE, UH... WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. 345 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:32,146 NAH. 346 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:34,382 YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 347 00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,916 NO, WE WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT RENTING THE PLACE. 348 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,218 - BOTH OF YOU? - YEAH, YEAH. 349 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,818 AREN'T YOU MARRIED? 350 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,854 NO, I'M NOT... I'M NOT MARRIED. WELL, HE MIGHT BE. 351 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,989 - WHOA. - WELL, NOT TO EACH OTHER. 352 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:46,191 IT'S A JOKE I'M WORKING ON FOR MY ROUTINE. MY STAND-UP. 353 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:49,326 THAT'S FUNNY. YOU SHOULD TRY THAT ONE OUT. 354 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,628 - ANYWAY, SO J-MAN JUST... - J-MAN? 355 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,295 THAT'S WHAT WE CALLED DUKE IN COLLEGE. 356 00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:55,531 YEAH, IT WAS AN OLD COLLEGE NICKNAME. J-MAN, HEY! 357 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:58,666 SO, DUKE LET US IN AND HE TOOK OFF. 358 00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:01,335 YOU LYING, AND YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER. 359 00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:04,570 - WHERE'S MY HUSBAND? - HEY, COME... COME! 360 00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:08,040 I TOLD YOU DUKE IS NOT HERE! 361 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:11,542 [LETITIA] WHAT THE HELL? 362 00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:15,011 SEE, THIS IS WHY I DATE OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY. 363 00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:17,212 - SEE THAT? - YEAH, IT MAKES YOU THINK. 364 00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:20,649 HEY, COME TO THE LIGHT, MAN. I'M JUST SAYING. 365 00:19:20,651 --> 00:19:23,652 - NICE SEEING YOU, RON. - OH, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU TOO, TOM. 366 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,785 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME STRAIGHTEN UP MY RELATIONSHIP. 367 00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,987 - YEAH, NO. NO, PROBLEM. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 368 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:31,790 - HEY! HEY, HEY, BAE. - HEY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF ME, 369 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,392 - I'M GONNA RIP IT OFF. - SORRY! 370 00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:36,727 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, 371 00:19:36,729 --> 00:19:40,196 BUT IF I GET HOME AND DUKE'S NOT THERE ASLEEP, 372 00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:44,200 I'MA COME BACK HERE, AND I'MA FUCK SOMEBODY UP. 373 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,837 OKAY. HEY, WAIT! NO, HOLD ON! 374 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:52,373 BUT NOW I KNOW THAT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR TAKES... 375 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,774 I'M GONNA TELL YOU YOU HAVE TO... YOU HAVE TO... 376 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,975 PAY TO GO OUT TO EAT. CAN'T GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE. 377 00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,477 CAN'T GO OVER YOUR HOUSE 'CAUSE SOMEBODY THERE. 378 00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:02,145 [MUSIC PLAYING] 379 00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:03,616 HI. 380 00:20:06,317 --> 00:20:08,984 [JUAN] SHE LOOKS VERY FAMILIAR. 381 00:20:08,986 --> 00:20:10,388 PROBABLY AN OLD STUDENT OF MINE. 382 00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:17,390 WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, 383 00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:20,393 YOU WILL WAKE UP FEELING REFRESHED AND ENERGIZED. 384 00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:22,993 ALL YOUR FEELINGS OF SADNESS WILL BE GONE. 385 00:20:22,995 --> 00:20:26,030 - ONE, TWO... - [PHONE RINGS] 386 00:20:26,032 --> 00:20:27,765 [SIGHS] 387 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,966 YES? 388 00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,165 [ROBERT] CAN I KILL HER NOW? 389 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,767 ROBERT, I'M IN A SESSION. 390 00:20:31,769 --> 00:20:34,369 I TOLD YOU, ONLY CALL ME IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, 391 00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:35,703 BUT HERE WE ARE. 392 00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:37,604 NO, NO, DO NOT KILL HER. 393 00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:39,774 JUST STICK WITH THE PLAN THAT WE CAME UP WITH. 394 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:41,608 [ROBERT] OH, PLEASE, THAT IS TOO MUCH WORK. 395 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,976 WILL IT BE WORTH GETTING HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER? 396 00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:45,977 [ROBERT] I WOULD PREFER GETTING HER OFF THE PLANET, 397 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,347 BUT I SUPPOSE REMOVING HER FROM MY WORLD WILL DO. 398 00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:50,348 GOOD, WELL, GO BE AT IT, 399 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,050 AND WE'LL TALK AT THE NEXT SESSION. 400 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,216 GOOD-BYE, ROBERT. 401 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:55,684 OH, SOMEBODY POKED ME ON FACEBOOK. 402 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:58,020 HMM. HMM. 403 00:20:58,022 --> 00:20:59,790 OH! THREE! 404 00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:04,490 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 405 00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:07,259 [MUSIC PLAYING] 406 00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:08,861 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 407 00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:10,496 [JUAN] YOU OKAY? 408 00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:14,032 OH, MUST BE SOMETHING BAD I ATE. 409 00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:17,000 [JUAN] DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 410 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:19,002 I'M OKAY. 411 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:21,704 [JUAN] ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING. I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS. 412 00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:23,775 HAVE FUN. 413 00:21:59,265 --> 00:22:00,599 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 414 00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:03,337 I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM. 415 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,738 - HELLO. - HI. 416 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:11,574 - HAVE WE MET BEFORE? - WE JUST HAVE. 417 00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,842 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FORMER TANGO STUDENT OF MINE. 418 00:22:13,844 --> 00:22:18,812 I'M NOT A DANCER, BUT I CAN DO A HORIZONTAL GRIPPING MAMBO. 419 00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:22,981 HERE, I'LL TRADE YOU SOME LESSONS IN THE VERTICAL 420 00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:24,949 FOR SOME IN THE HORIZONTAL. 421 00:22:24,951 --> 00:22:26,753 THAT'S A FAIR TRADE. 422 00:22:32,756 --> 00:22:35,125 - YEAH, FLUSH. - LUCKY BASTARD. 423 00:22:35,127 --> 00:22:36,492 WOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HAD TO KICK IN. 424 00:22:36,494 --> 00:22:37,893 - LOOK AT THAT. YOU SEE THAT? - GOD DAMN. 425 00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:39,460 ABOUT TIME. 426 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:42,296 LOOK, GUYS, I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 427 00:22:42,298 --> 00:22:44,097 RON D, THIS IS THE PROBLEM. 428 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:46,232 YOU SEE, I WAS ABOUT TO GET IT ON WITH SUNDAY 429 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,500 AND GIVE HER SOME PRAISE AND WORSHIP, 430 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:51,335 BUT YOU GUYS SHOWS UP GIVING ME A HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 431 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,637 - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? - I WASN'T INVITED TO NO PARTY. 432 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,105 HEY, BUT YOU KNOW, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 433 00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:57,907 WE ALMOST MESSED UP THE LOVE SHACK. 434 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,542 YEAH, I HAD A SURE THING. 435 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,977 DON'T YOU START THAT, MAN. YOU SERIOUS? 436 00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:05,845 HEY, LISTEN, GUYS, WE NEED TO DEVISE A PLAN. 437 00:23:05,847 --> 00:23:07,950 WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, ALL RIGHT? 438 00:23:09,884 --> 00:23:12,217 I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU WERE MARRIED. 439 00:23:12,219 --> 00:23:15,419 - HMM? - BUT NOW THAT I'M IN YOUR PLACE, 440 00:23:15,421 --> 00:23:18,789 IN YOUR BED... 441 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:22,395 - I LOVE YOU. - YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 442 00:23:28,097 --> 00:23:32,599 THERE, THERE, IT'LL BE OKAY, TOM. 443 00:23:32,601 --> 00:23:34,334 I JUST NEED TO BE HELD. 444 00:23:34,336 --> 00:23:37,836 - I'LL HOLD YOU. - THANK YOU. 445 00:23:37,838 --> 00:23:42,174 - IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE AWESOME. 446 00:23:44,576 --> 00:23:50,212 - I MISS MY WIFE. - OH! CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW THOUGH? 447 00:23:50,214 --> 00:23:52,781 BABY, DADDY LOST HIS KEYS. 448 00:23:52,783 --> 00:23:55,116 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GO IN THE BACK DOOR. 449 00:23:55,118 --> 00:23:57,150 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACK DOOR? 450 00:23:57,152 --> 00:24:00,518 - LET ME SHOW YOU. - OH, WHOA. [LAUGHING] 451 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,654 GOD! 452 00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:05,259 [MOANING] 453 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,325 [WOMAN] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT WITH TWINS. 454 00:24:09,327 --> 00:24:12,894 OH, HELL, NAW. I'M NOT CROSSING SWORDS WITH MY BROTHER. 455 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:15,162 WE COULDN'T EVEN SHARE THE SAME MOTHER WITHOUT FIGHTING. 456 00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:18,866 NOW THAT'S A GOOD SERMON FOR SUNDAY, BUT NOT FOR ME. 457 00:24:18,868 --> 00:24:20,370 NOW WHERE WAS I? 458 00:24:40,283 --> 00:24:42,449 YEAH. I LIKE FISH STICKS, 459 00:24:42,451 --> 00:24:45,255 I LIKE FISH STICKS, YEAH. 460 00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:52,857 WOW. 461 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,195 HELLO, HELLO. 462 00:25:04,935 --> 00:25:06,635 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN THE HOOD? 463 00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:08,769 NOT LONG. I GOT A SMALL INHERITANCE 464 00:25:08,771 --> 00:25:10,569 AND DECIDED TO UPGRADE MY LIVING SITUATION. 465 00:25:10,571 --> 00:25:12,705 NICE. 466 00:25:12,707 --> 00:25:14,906 NO CHANCE OF ME GETTING AN INHERITANCE. 467 00:25:14,908 --> 00:25:18,308 I'M GONNA HAVE TO MARRY UP IF I'M GONNA DO ANY UPGRADING. 468 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,311 - WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND DO? - HE'S A REALTOR. 469 00:25:20,313 --> 00:25:22,778 OH, I'M SORRY. 470 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:25,680 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IT COULD BE WORSE. 471 00:25:25,682 --> 00:25:28,351 HE COULD SUCK IN BED. 472 00:25:28,353 --> 00:25:31,285 THEN AGAIN, LATELY... 473 00:25:31,287 --> 00:25:32,753 YOU THINK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE? 474 00:25:32,755 --> 00:25:36,755 NO WAY! THEN AGAIN... 475 00:25:36,757 --> 00:25:37,889 [DOOR SHUTS] 476 00:25:37,891 --> 00:25:39,759 YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF. 477 00:25:39,761 --> 00:25:42,864 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, HONEY? - HEY. 478 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,963 TUESDAY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 479 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:50,432 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI. 480 00:25:50,434 --> 00:25:52,369 TUESDAY'S KINDA NEW TO THE HOOD. 481 00:25:55,739 --> 00:25:58,308 WE MET WHEN WE WERE CARRYING GROCERIES UP. 482 00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,408 HEY, I'M SORRY. 483 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:05,543 I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER, AND THEN GO FOR A FACIAL. 484 00:26:05,545 --> 00:26:08,280 YOU FIND OUT IF HE'S FOOLING AROUND. 485 00:26:08,282 --> 00:26:09,380 [CHUCKLES] 486 00:26:09,382 --> 00:26:12,383 YOU GUYS ARE VERY AMUSING. 487 00:26:12,385 --> 00:26:15,385 SO, LETITIA TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TOO INTERESTED LATELY. 488 00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:17,722 - SHE SAID WHAT? - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 489 00:26:20,256 --> 00:26:22,922 - SUNDAY? - NO, TUESDAY. 490 00:26:22,924 --> 00:26:25,124 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 491 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:27,393 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 492 00:26:27,395 --> 00:26:31,196 LISTEN, MY WIFE, SHE'S NOT TOO FOND OF MY BROTHER. 493 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,765 IF SHE KNEW THAT I SET YOU UP WITH HIM, 494 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,364 IT WOULDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD ON ME. 495 00:26:35,366 --> 00:26:37,034 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 496 00:26:37,036 --> 00:26:38,601 KEEP YOUR DAMN VOICE DOWN. 497 00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:42,504 LOOK, I GOTTA GO. TELL LETITIA I'LL CALL HER. 498 00:26:42,506 --> 00:26:46,273 - WHAT'S GOING ON, SUNDAY? - CHURCH, I GUESS? 499 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:47,741 GOTTA GO. 500 00:26:47,743 --> 00:26:49,076 WHAT? CHURCH? 501 00:26:49,078 --> 00:26:50,412 WAIT. 502 00:26:56,517 --> 00:26:59,616 - [PHONE RINGS] - HEY, BAE. 503 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,785 - IS THIS J-MAN? - WHO'S THIS? 504 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:05,321 - THIS IS DR. ENGLISH. - YEAH, THIS IS J-MAN. 505 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:08,589 MR. JOHNSON, HAVE YOU MET TUESDAY? 506 00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:12,225 - YEAH, WE CHILL TOGETHER SOMETIMES. - I THOUGHT SO. 507 00:27:12,227 --> 00:27:14,995 HMM, I'M CURRENTLY TREATING SUNDAY 508 00:27:14,997 --> 00:27:18,430 FOR MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER. 509 00:27:18,432 --> 00:27:20,165 HAVE YOU MET ANY OTHER DAYS OF HER WEEK? 510 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,000 [DUKE] NO, I HAVEN'T. DOC, IS SHE CRAZY? 511 00:27:22,002 --> 00:27:23,701 BECAUSE I'M FEELING KIND OF CRAZY. 512 00:27:23,703 --> 00:27:25,668 DO YOU THINK SHE PUT CYANIDE IN MY DRINK OR SOMETHING? 513 00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:26,703 WHAT'S GOING ON? HELP ME. 514 00:27:26,705 --> 00:27:28,070 OKAY, MR. JOHNSON, I'M... 515 00:27:28,072 --> 00:27:29,571 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME INTO THE OFFICE. 516 00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:32,509 ALL RIGHT. IN A MINUTE. 517 00:27:46,652 --> 00:27:49,485 A WHITE "SUPREM-IST"? 518 00:27:49,487 --> 00:27:54,090 MONDAY IS FROM MISSISSIPPI, CIRCA 1955, 519 00:27:54,092 --> 00:27:58,425 AND HER GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL. 520 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,162 SO FAR SHE ONLY APPEARS VERY BRIEFLY, 521 00:28:02,164 --> 00:28:06,531 BUT SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE VERY DANGEROUS. 522 00:28:06,533 --> 00:28:10,568 NOW, I CAN'T GO INTO SPECIFICS, 523 00:28:10,570 --> 00:28:12,902 BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THE LAST TIME 524 00:28:12,904 --> 00:28:14,904 SHE DID MANIFEST HERSELF, 525 00:28:14,906 --> 00:28:17,539 THE POLICE WERE INVOLVED. 526 00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:21,477 WHOA. YOU KNOW WHAT, DOC? 527 00:28:21,479 --> 00:28:23,910 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO END THINGS WITH SUNDAY. 528 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:26,479 - YOU FEEL ME? - NO, I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 529 00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:28,915 IF HER LIFE GETS UPSET NOW, 530 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:32,083 WE MAY LOSE ALL THE PROGRESS WE'VE ACHIEVED SO FAR. 531 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,252 AND I PERSONALLY BELIEVE WE'RE VERY CLOSE 532 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,421 TO A BREAKTHROUGH. 533 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,722 LOOK, DOC, I GOT A FEW PERSONALITIES OF MY OWN, YOU FEEL ME? 534 00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:43,558 BUT NEITHER OF THEM WANT TO LYNCH A DAMN BLACK MAN! 535 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,828 I HOPE I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT MONDAY IS HOMICIDAL. 536 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:49,396 SHE MERELY HAS A RAGE ISSUE. 537 00:28:49,398 --> 00:28:51,465 A RAGE ISSUE. YOU SERIOUS? A RAGE ISSUE? 538 00:28:51,467 --> 00:28:54,299 WELL, IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS. I ASSURE YOU. 539 00:28:54,301 --> 00:28:56,301 YOU JUST NEED TO BE AWARE OF IT 540 00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:58,406 AND NOT OVER REACT. 541 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,376 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 542 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,812 COOL, UM... 543 00:29:10,813 --> 00:29:12,350 I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. 544 00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:18,049 I SHOULD MENTION, UM... 545 00:29:18,051 --> 00:29:21,452 IF YOU ARE SEEING SUNDAY INTIMATELY, 546 00:29:21,454 --> 00:29:23,555 AND SUDDENLY MONDAY EMERGES, 547 00:29:23,557 --> 00:29:26,356 MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ORAL SEX. 548 00:29:26,358 --> 00:29:27,961 WHAT? SERIOUSLY? 549 00:29:30,961 --> 00:29:32,460 GOOD DAY, MR. JOHNSON. 550 00:29:32,462 --> 00:29:35,399 [MUSIC PLAYING] 551 00:29:44,004 --> 00:29:45,704 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 552 00:29:45,706 --> 00:29:49,007 I'M OKAY, JUST DRANK TOO MANY RED BULLS 553 00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:52,342 WITH THAT BLUE VODKA AT THE STUDIO TODAY, THAT'S ALL. 554 00:29:52,344 --> 00:29:53,847 LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 555 00:29:55,814 --> 00:29:57,180 HOW? 556 00:29:57,182 --> 00:30:01,883 I'M WANNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 557 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:04,985 JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ORAL SEX. 558 00:30:04,987 --> 00:30:06,686 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 559 00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,621 HOLD ON, IT'S ALL GOOD. 560 00:30:08,623 --> 00:30:11,523 JUST LET ME DO YOU. 561 00:30:11,525 --> 00:30:12,990 OKAY. 562 00:30:12,992 --> 00:30:16,461 - LET ME DO YOU, BABY. - [GIGGLES] 563 00:30:16,463 --> 00:30:17,563 YEAH. 564 00:30:19,497 --> 00:30:22,400 [MOANING] 565 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:28,434 YOU ARE A LOVE LETTER WRITTEN IN SECRET CODE. 566 00:30:28,436 --> 00:30:29,769 MAYBE YOU CAN UNLOCK THAT CODE. 567 00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:34,105 I CAN UNLOCK ANY CODE, BABY. 568 00:30:34,107 --> 00:30:36,975 - THIS IS A NICE PLACE. - THANK YOU. 569 00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:38,779 IT'S GORGEOUS. 570 00:30:42,347 --> 00:30:43,646 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE ARTWORK? 571 00:30:43,648 --> 00:30:46,281 I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS. 572 00:30:46,283 --> 00:30:49,450 IT'S BY A FAMOUS DESIGNER NAMED TAMANI ELLIOTT. 573 00:30:49,452 --> 00:30:51,284 THIS IS CALLED HER JUJU COLLECTION. 574 00:30:51,286 --> 00:30:54,222 - JUJU COLLECTION? - YES. 575 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,358 SO DOES LETITIA KNOW ABOUT THESE DIGS? 576 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,461 NOPE. SHOULD SHE? 577 00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:07,597 - WELL, WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT. - ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER? 578 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,632 DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD YOU ARE WITH THAT MASSAGE. 579 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,633 OH, BABY, I'M REAL GOOD. 580 00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:13,334 LET ME SHOW YOU. COME HERE. 581 00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:15,038 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 582 00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:21,306 - DAMN, GIRL. - OOH, YOU GOT STRONG HANDS. 583 00:31:21,308 --> 00:31:22,976 [DUKE] YEAH. 584 00:31:22,978 --> 00:31:24,012 [SIGHING] 585 00:31:36,521 --> 00:31:38,619 WHAT THE HELL? 586 00:31:38,621 --> 00:31:39,856 SHIT. 587 00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:48,427 I'M STARTING TO FEEL GUILTY. 588 00:31:48,429 --> 00:31:50,295 - YOU SHOULD. - IT'S YOUR TURN. 589 00:31:50,297 --> 00:31:53,764 ALL RIGHT. 590 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:56,100 - TAKE IT OFF. - I WILL. 591 00:31:56,102 --> 00:31:58,333 THERE YOU GO. 592 00:31:58,335 --> 00:31:59,967 - WHAT'S THIS? - WHAT'S WHAT? 593 00:31:59,969 --> 00:32:01,403 THESE SCRATCHES. 594 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,803 REMEMBER YOU DID... 595 00:32:03,805 --> 00:32:06,773 - REMEMBER WHAT? - UH, NEVER MIND. 596 00:32:06,775 --> 00:32:08,508 I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE. 597 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,242 YOU BASTARD. 598 00:32:10,244 --> 00:32:11,911 - UH! - WHAT? 599 00:32:11,913 --> 00:32:14,115 [BREATHING LOUDLY] 600 00:32:43,302 --> 00:32:47,069 SO IT COSTS MONEY TO HAVE AN AFFAIR. THAT'S RELATIONSHIP. 601 00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:49,104 YOU MAY GET A COUPLE OF THESE GROUPIES OUT THERE ONCE IN A WHILE, 602 00:32:49,106 --> 00:32:51,309 BUT EVEN THE MOST RATCHET CHICK IS LIKE, UH-UH. 603 00:32:58,747 --> 00:33:00,849 [PHONE RINGING] 604 00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:04,282 THIS IS JUAN. 605 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:07,117 HELLO DANCE, MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHO IS THIS? 606 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,786 YES, I THINK I DO. 607 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,286 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR LESSON? 608 00:33:11,288 --> 00:33:14,889 MOST IMPORTANTLY ARE YOUR READY FOR YOURS? 609 00:33:14,891 --> 00:33:18,224 OKAY, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN MOST DEFINITELY. 610 00:33:18,226 --> 00:33:19,897 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? 611 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:23,965 SEE YOU THEN. 612 00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:39,573 ARE YOU OKAY? 613 00:33:39,575 --> 00:33:41,676 COULDN'T BE BETTER, SUGAR. 614 00:33:41,678 --> 00:33:44,777 I'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF." 615 00:33:44,779 --> 00:33:46,879 MONDAY? 616 00:33:46,881 --> 00:33:48,947 DR. ENGLISH. 617 00:33:48,949 --> 00:33:51,116 [PHONE DIALING] 618 00:33:51,118 --> 00:33:53,251 HELLO, DR. ENGLISH. 619 00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:55,953 - J-MAN. - I THINK MONDAY'S ABOUT TO COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 620 00:33:55,955 --> 00:33:57,788 AND SHE... AND SHE MAY WANNA LYNCH ME. 621 00:33:57,790 --> 00:34:00,557 THIS IS NOT GOOD. UM... WHERE ARE YOU? 622 00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,394 I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS. ALL RIGHT. 623 00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:09,629 - YES. - THERE'S TWO WAYS OUT FOR A CHEATIN' MAN. 624 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:13,666 I CAN GO DOWN ON Y'ALL, OR Y'ALL CAN GO DOWN ON ME. 625 00:34:13,668 --> 00:34:16,369 NO, NO. I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU. I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU. 626 00:34:16,371 --> 00:34:18,803 - NO. - WHAT THE HELL? 627 00:34:18,805 --> 00:34:20,436 I THINK I'LL GO DOWN ON Y'ALL. 628 00:34:20,438 --> 00:34:21,905 WAIT, WHOA! 629 00:34:21,907 --> 00:34:23,240 NO. 630 00:34:23,242 --> 00:34:24,944 [DUKE GROANS] COME ON, PLEASE! 631 00:34:27,245 --> 00:34:30,245 WAIT, WHAT DO WE DO? 632 00:34:30,247 --> 00:34:31,646 HELLO. WHO ARE YOU? 633 00:34:31,648 --> 00:34:33,246 - WHO ARE YOU? - [WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT] 634 00:34:33,248 --> 00:34:34,782 I'M JUAN. THIS IS MY MANSION. 635 00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:38,884 I'M TIFFANY, AND THIS IS REBECCA. 636 00:34:38,886 --> 00:34:42,054 OH, REBECCA, YES, YOU'RE TOM'S HAIR STYLIST. 637 00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:43,388 HAVE WE MET? 638 00:34:43,390 --> 00:34:45,656 NO, BUT I STOPPED IN THE SHOP ONCE. 639 00:34:45,658 --> 00:34:47,590 ISN'T THIS TOM'S MANSION? 640 00:34:47,592 --> 00:34:50,426 ACTUALLY WE'RE... WE'RE ROOMMATES. 641 00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:51,893 ROOMMATES? 642 00:34:51,895 --> 00:34:53,094 SORTA. 643 00:34:53,096 --> 00:34:55,796 LOOK, WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY 644 00:34:55,798 --> 00:34:58,132 JUST LEAVING FOR A COUPLE HOURS? 645 00:34:58,134 --> 00:35:00,867 WE'RE PLANNING A REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR TOM. 646 00:35:00,869 --> 00:35:02,468 - MMM. - IT'S BIG. 647 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:04,735 I'D LOVE TO BUT I HAVE A PRESSING ENGAGEMENT. 648 00:35:04,737 --> 00:35:06,204 SHE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 649 00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:09,073 NO, NO, NO THAT'S... IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 650 00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:11,475 [SIGHS] I'M SORRY I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK 651 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,777 YOU GUYS TO LEAVE AND HAVE YOUR SURPRISE ANOTHER TIME. 652 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,244 LOOK, WE'VE PLANNED A BIG DINNER. 653 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,812 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING READY. 654 00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:20,248 IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE AND... 655 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,215 WHERE'S THE FOOD? 656 00:35:22,217 --> 00:35:23,917 - IT'S BEING DELIVERED. - YEAH. 657 00:35:23,919 --> 00:35:26,252 YEAH, I'M SORRY THIS IS... THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. 658 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,553 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TWO TO LEAVE. 659 00:35:28,555 --> 00:35:31,022 OH... JUST... JUST FOR A MINUTE. 660 00:35:31,024 --> 00:35:32,389 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO... 661 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:33,959 - OH, YEAH, BABY. - NO, UH... 662 00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:40,228 DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TEACH YOU 663 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:41,763 NOT TO ARGUE WITH WOMEN? 664 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,731 MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO ARGUE WITH WOMEN 665 00:35:43,733 --> 00:35:46,467 THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. YOU AGREE, RIGHT? 666 00:35:46,469 --> 00:35:48,302 - WHAT? - YOU FEEL IT, TOO. 667 00:35:48,304 --> 00:35:50,136 - YOU DEFINITELY DO. - DEFINITELY DO NOT FEEL THAT. 668 00:35:50,138 --> 00:35:51,303 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - [GASPS] 669 00:35:51,305 --> 00:35:52,938 TOM! 670 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:54,773 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY. 671 00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:56,274 IS THAT TOM? 672 00:35:56,276 --> 00:35:58,176 NOT UNLESS HE'S IN "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." 673 00:35:58,178 --> 00:35:59,776 IT'S HEATHER. 674 00:35:59,778 --> 00:36:01,878 NO OFFENSE, BUT IS THIS AN ALCOHOL CENTER? 675 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,580 NO, I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT AND HAVE NEVER PAID FOR SEX. 676 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,950 YOU TWO GOTTA GO. TAKE TOM OUT FOR DINNER. 677 00:36:08,952 --> 00:36:10,517 WE WERE HERE FIRST. 678 00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:12,418 HEATHER BUMPKIN, COME IN. 679 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,353 YOU ARE DELICIOUS. 680 00:36:14,355 --> 00:36:17,890 - THANK YOU. - DARK AS THE DAY IS LONG. 681 00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:20,125 [HEATHER] LET'S ALL HAVE DINNER TOGETHER. 682 00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:21,460 [JUAN] THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 683 00:36:21,462 --> 00:36:22,959 - [WOMEN CLEAR THEIR THROATS] - NO. 684 00:36:22,961 --> 00:36:24,761 SEE, THESE GIRLS ARE COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE. 685 00:36:24,763 --> 00:36:26,595 - YEAH, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 686 00:36:26,597 --> 00:36:27,630 [WOMEN] TOM! 687 00:36:27,632 --> 00:36:29,933 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY. 688 00:36:32,837 --> 00:36:34,901 WHO LET YOU TWO IN HERE? 689 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,603 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - MY MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 690 00:36:37,605 --> 00:36:39,272 RON D, YOU SENT ME A TEXT, 691 00:36:39,274 --> 00:36:41,106 YOU SAID I COULD USE THE MANSION TONIGHT. 692 00:36:41,108 --> 00:36:42,707 NO, I NEVER SAID NOTHING LIKE THAT. 693 00:36:42,709 --> 00:36:44,342 WHAT, ARE YOU ANOTHER ROOMMATE? 694 00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:47,078 OH, THIS IS REBECCA, TOM'S "HAIR STYLIST" FRIEND. 695 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,113 [RON D] OKAY. 696 00:36:49,115 --> 00:36:50,446 HI, I'M TIFFANY. HOW ARE YOU? 697 00:36:50,448 --> 00:36:52,348 - HI, HI. - HI, GOOD. 698 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,016 OKAY, WELL, LOOK, SORRY, THERE'S BEEN SOME TYPE OF MISTAKE, 699 00:36:54,018 --> 00:36:56,051 SO YOU ALL GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 700 00:36:56,053 --> 00:36:57,618 I GOT AN IMPORTANT DATE TONIGHT. 701 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,853 RON D, YOU SAID THAT I COULD HAVE THE MANSION. 702 00:36:59,855 --> 00:37:01,222 - MY MAN, YOU GOTTA GO. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 703 00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:02,689 [TIFFANY GASPS] TOM! 704 00:37:02,691 --> 00:37:05,258 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY, DUMB ASS. 705 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:08,159 WAIT, HOW DO YOU HAVE HIS KEY? 706 00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:09,728 WHERE IS SUNDAY? 707 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,230 IT WILL BE JUST HERE IF YOU WAIT THREE MORE DAYS. 708 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:16,599 THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. I NEED TO SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 709 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:19,868 WAIT A SECOND. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 710 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,035 SHOULD WE CHECK IT OUT? 711 00:37:21,037 --> 00:37:22,540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 712 00:37:27,576 --> 00:37:29,341 SHOULD WE CHECK IT OUT? 713 00:37:29,343 --> 00:37:31,611 WELL, WE COULD GET A COFFEE AND AVOID THE RISK 714 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:33,043 OF A RACIAL PROFILING CHARGE, 715 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:35,012 OR WE COULD JUST PATRIOT ACT IT, 716 00:37:35,014 --> 00:37:36,647 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 717 00:37:36,649 --> 00:37:40,516 HMM, YEAH. LOTTA PAPERWORK. 718 00:37:40,518 --> 00:37:43,051 IT'S PROBABLY JUST TAKE OUT. 719 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:45,187 BUT, UM, LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON THIS PLACE. 720 00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:47,320 - [MAN] WE SAID JAMA'AH... - [WOMAN] THIS IS NOT THE WAY. 721 00:37:47,322 --> 00:37:51,223 WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 722 00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,225 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 723 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,830 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 724 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,765 LISTEN, IT IS IMPERATIVE I SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 725 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:05,201 - WHERE IS SHE? - OKAY, LOOK, DR. ENGLISH? 726 00:38:05,203 --> 00:38:07,737 SUNDAY IS NOT HERE. MAYBE SHE'S WITH J-MAN OR SOMETHING. 727 00:38:07,739 --> 00:38:09,337 - J-MAN? - YEAH, THAT'S LIKE HER... 728 00:38:09,339 --> 00:38:11,573 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 729 00:38:11,575 --> 00:38:13,574 MR. JOHNSON, WHERE IS SUNDAY? 730 00:38:13,576 --> 00:38:15,376 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 731 00:38:15,378 --> 00:38:17,410 - SO, YOU'RE IN ON THIS, TOO? - IN ON WHAT? 732 00:38:17,412 --> 00:38:20,845 RON D, YOU SAID IT WAS COOL FOR ME TO GET THE MANSION TODAY, MAN. 733 00:38:20,847 --> 00:38:24,515 I NEVER SAID THAT. OH, OH, JUST LIKE I SAID IT WAS OKAY FOR JUAN, TOO. 734 00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:26,583 - [JUAN] YOU DID. - I DIDN'T, MAN. 735 00:38:26,585 --> 00:38:29,052 LOOK, RIGHT HERE, SEE? SEE THE TEXT? 736 00:38:29,054 --> 00:38:30,220 TEXTS DON'T LIE. 737 00:38:30,222 --> 00:38:31,587 MAN, I DIDN'T SEND THAT SHIT. 738 00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:33,054 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - WELL, SOMEBODY SENT IT. 739 00:38:33,056 --> 00:38:35,088 - WHO THE HELL SENT IT THEN? - I DON'T KNOW. 740 00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:36,323 OH, SHIT. 741 00:38:36,325 --> 00:38:37,758 YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 742 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,692 UH, UH, OPEN HOUSE. 743 00:38:39,694 --> 00:38:41,195 OPEN HOUSE, MY ASS. 744 00:38:41,197 --> 00:38:43,729 SIT DOWN. 745 00:38:43,731 --> 00:38:46,231 OH, NO. WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 746 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,699 SISTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 747 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,567 YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL IN THAT DRESS. 748 00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:52,335 YOU GOT IT GOING ON, GIRL. 749 00:38:52,337 --> 00:38:54,838 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH YOU PEOPLE, 750 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,804 BUT ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEAVE, 751 00:38:56,806 --> 00:38:59,007 BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 752 00:38:59,009 --> 00:39:00,408 [SUNDAY] WE'RE A PARTY! AH-HA! 753 00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:02,108 [DUKE] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, COME ON. 754 00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:03,311 OH, HELL, NO. 755 00:39:03,313 --> 00:39:04,980 GET BACK HERE! 756 00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:08,146 WHAT THE FUCK? 757 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:10,316 I GOTTA CHANGE, MAN. IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT IN HERE. 758 00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:12,349 ALL RIGHT, STAND OVER HERE AND... I'LL DO THAT. 759 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:14,652 HEY IT LOOKS... IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN. 760 00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:15,754 WAIT A SECOND. 761 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:20,690 SEE, THEY MUST LIVE HERE. 762 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,325 NO, THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY LIVE HERE. 763 00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:26,626 I BET YOU WOULD THINK I COULDN'T LIVE HERE. 764 00:39:26,628 --> 00:39:29,162 YOU CAN'T. 765 00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:31,797 ALL RIGHT, ONCE MORE AROUND THE BLOCK. 766 00:39:31,799 --> 00:39:32,998 WHO THE HELL JUAN IS? 767 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,633 YOU ALL NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE. 768 00:39:34,635 --> 00:39:36,468 - [TIFFANY] YOU LEAVE... - NO, NO, I WAS HERE... 769 00:39:36,470 --> 00:39:38,305 - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] - [RON D] I'LL GET IT. 770 00:39:56,718 --> 00:39:59,885 WELL, LOOK, SO LISTEN. SO BEFORE YOU START JUDGING 771 00:39:59,887 --> 00:40:02,286 MY WIFE... SHE'S A... 772 00:40:02,288 --> 00:40:03,853 WHERE IS SHE? 773 00:40:03,855 --> 00:40:06,790 SHE'S... SHE'LL BE AT THE BAR. SHE'S OVER THERE... 774 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:08,624 OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S OVER HERE. 775 00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:10,658 SHE'S OVER HERE. 776 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:14,196 BUT SEE... SHE'S ALSO MY BUSINESS MANAGER. 777 00:40:14,198 --> 00:40:15,997 SO SHE DON'T HEAR NOTHIN' I SAY. 778 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:18,031 NO SERIOUSLY, IF SHE'S GONNA HEAR NOTHIN' I SAY... 779 00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:19,498 WATCH THIS. 780 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:24,370 SARAH. BAE. BAE. GO ON, KILL YOURSELF. 781 00:40:24,372 --> 00:40:27,639 BAE, GO KILL YOURSELF, GIRL. GO KILL YOUR DAMN SELF. 782 00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:29,138 - [LAUGHTER] - BAE, BAE! 783 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,607 BAE. 784 00:40:30,609 --> 00:40:32,641 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW] TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW. 785 00:40:32,643 --> 00:40:34,043 BAE! FOR REAL. 786 00:40:34,045 --> 00:40:36,444 HEY. HEY, BAE, I LOVE YOU. 787 00:40:36,446 --> 00:40:39,547 SO WHEN SHE FINALLY HEARD THIS BIT 788 00:40:39,549 --> 00:40:41,814 THAT I WAS CHEATING ON HER, 789 00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:43,617 AND HAVING AN AFFAIR, 790 00:40:43,619 --> 00:40:45,785 SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. LIKE, OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 791 00:40:45,787 --> 00:40:48,787 AND WHAT WAS EVEN FUNNIER, IS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH. 792 00:40:48,789 --> 00:40:50,389 THIS REALLY HAPPENED. 793 00:40:50,391 --> 00:40:53,023 AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SHE SAID, 794 00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,890 "BOY, NOBODY WANTS YOUR BROKE ASS." 795 00:40:54,892 --> 00:40:56,661 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 796 00:40:58,329 --> 00:41:00,362 I TRIED TO DO A JOKE. I KILLED THEM. 797 00:41:00,364 --> 00:41:01,697 THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT. 798 00:41:01,699 --> 00:41:03,263 - DESTROYED THEM. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 799 00:41:03,265 --> 00:41:04,832 THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT. THEY WERE, LIKE, 800 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:07,134 LOVE AND THEY HATED ME ALL IN THE SAME THING. 801 00:41:07,136 --> 00:41:08,201 THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. 802 00:41:08,203 --> 00:41:09,602 OH, THE NEW JOKE? 803 00:41:09,604 --> 00:41:12,104 UM... I WASN'T LISTENING. 804 00:41:12,106 --> 00:41:15,173 WASN'T LISTENING. 805 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:17,841 OH, OKAY, WE GOTTA GO. I'VE GOT THE CASH. 806 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:21,276 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO SEE THE NEXT ACT. 807 00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:23,111 YOU ARE PERFORMING IN SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW NIGHT, 808 00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:24,813 - REMEMBER? - YEAH. 809 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,315 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO GET UP EARLY... 810 00:41:27,317 --> 00:41:32,152 OKAY, GRAB A DRINK. I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 811 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:33,688 ALL RIGHT. 812 00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:40,692 I CAN'T BELIEVE EDDIE DIDN'T WIN AN OSCAR FOR "LIFE." 813 00:41:40,694 --> 00:41:42,462 OR "THE KLUMPS." 814 00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:48,867 [PHONE RINGING] 815 00:41:54,103 --> 00:41:55,269 HEY, BAE. 816 00:41:55,271 --> 00:41:58,036 WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU? 817 00:41:58,038 --> 00:42:00,873 UH... NEXT WEEK. 818 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,606 YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT. 819 00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:05,308 I KNOW, OKAY, OKAY. NOW LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 820 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,677 I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU 821 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:08,279 WHEN I GOT BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO, 822 00:42:08,281 --> 00:42:11,647 BUT IF YOU INSIST... 823 00:42:11,649 --> 00:42:14,016 - I RENTED A MANSION. - MANSION? 824 00:42:14,018 --> 00:42:15,984 [RON D] YEAH. 825 00:42:15,986 --> 00:42:17,819 CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME. 826 00:42:17,821 --> 00:42:19,187 WELL, FIVE MINUTES. 827 00:42:19,189 --> 00:42:21,755 WELL, JUST GIVE ME AN HOUR, OKAY? 828 00:42:21,757 --> 00:42:23,023 OH. 829 00:42:23,025 --> 00:42:24,656 LET ME STRAIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT, 830 00:42:24,658 --> 00:42:26,024 AND I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS. 831 00:42:26,026 --> 00:42:28,760 - [WOMAN] OKAY, DADDY. - THERE YOU GO. 832 00:42:28,762 --> 00:42:32,596 SEE? YOUR NAUGHTY SELF. I'LL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR, OKAY? 833 00:42:32,598 --> 00:42:35,832 OKAY. [GIGGLES] 834 00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:39,768 BAE, BAE, BAE. 835 00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:41,801 DON'T EVEN THINK OF MAKING ME OPEN MY EYES. 836 00:42:41,803 --> 00:42:43,738 I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE COMEDY CLUB, 837 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,572 I LEFT MY JACKET THERE. THEY JUST CALLED. 838 00:42:45,574 --> 00:42:47,674 IDIOT. 839 00:42:47,676 --> 00:42:49,176 MAYBE. 840 00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:53,277 ♪ I'M UP AND IT'S WAY PAST CURFEW ♪ 841 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,413 ♪ WATCH OUT THIS GAME WILL WORK YOU ♪ 842 00:42:55,415 --> 00:42:57,279 ♪ I'M UP IT'S WAY PAST CURFEW ♪ 843 00:42:57,281 --> 00:42:59,883 ♪ YEAH, I'LL ADMIT THAT I'M WRONG ♪ 844 00:42:59,885 --> 00:43:01,784 ♪ BABE, IT'S HARD TO BE ME ♪ 845 00:43:01,786 --> 00:43:03,786 ♪ SOMETIMES I BE DITCHING THE FANS ♪ 846 00:43:03,788 --> 00:43:05,957 ♪ TO RUN AROUND CHASING MY DREAM ♪ 847 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,162 TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT, BRO. 848 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:18,929 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? 849 00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,730 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE, RON D? 850 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,065 - HEY! - SHH. 851 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,432 WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE? 852 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:26,168 - SHH. - SHH. 853 00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,802 HEY, LOOK, YOU THREE GOTTA GET UP OUTTA HERE. 854 00:43:27,804 --> 00:43:29,505 MY GIRL'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE, I NEED TO SET UP. 855 00:43:29,507 --> 00:43:31,471 - YOU KNOW THAT. - [SUNDAY] COMPANY! 856 00:43:31,473 --> 00:43:34,641 HEY, BABE, WE HAVING POKER TODAY, BUT I'M GONNA RESCHEDULE. 857 00:43:34,643 --> 00:43:36,443 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU? 858 00:43:36,445 --> 00:43:38,143 ARE YOU HAVING A POKER MARATHON? 859 00:43:38,145 --> 00:43:40,178 - UH, NO, WE WAS JUST, UH... - NO. 860 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:43,414 WE JUST KINDA WE CAME BY, YOU KNOW, SAY HELLO. 861 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:46,382 OH, WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE OFF ANYWAY, 862 00:43:46,384 --> 00:43:49,751 SO SEE YA LATER. 863 00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:51,387 - I'LL TEXT YA LATER. - YEAH. 864 00:43:51,389 --> 00:43:53,221 AREN'T YOU GONNA WALK ME TO THE DOOR? 865 00:43:53,223 --> 00:43:55,489 OF COURSE, YES, I'M TAKING YOU THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. 866 00:43:55,491 --> 00:43:56,890 - YEAH, BACK DOOR. - [SUNDAY] BACK DOOR? 867 00:43:56,892 --> 00:43:58,559 HEY, MAN, YOU ALL GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. 868 00:43:58,561 --> 00:44:00,159 YOU GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. YOU GOTTA GO. 869 00:44:00,161 --> 00:44:02,829 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE, MAN, I HAVE A SURE THING, MAN. 870 00:44:02,831 --> 00:44:04,263 - COME ON, URKEL, YOU DON'T HAVE A SURE THING. - URKEL? 871 00:44:04,265 --> 00:44:06,100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 872 00:44:10,003 --> 00:44:14,936 YOU MIGHT WANNA BE CREMATED BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH REMAINS LEFT TO BURY. 873 00:44:14,938 --> 00:44:18,473 YO, D, IS THIS GIRL THAT FINE? SHE'S THAT HOT? 874 00:44:18,475 --> 00:44:20,475 [DUKE] DO BLACK MEN HANG LIKE ELEPHANTS? 875 00:44:20,477 --> 00:44:22,476 SHE IS HOT. 876 00:44:22,478 --> 00:44:26,578 - [TOM] THERE'S ACTUALLY TWO SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS. - WHAT? 877 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:29,647 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HER HERE? - HMM. 878 00:44:29,649 --> 00:44:32,983 WAIT A MINUTE, J-MAN, WOULD YOU POSSIBLY CONSIDER 879 00:44:32,985 --> 00:44:36,118 OCCASIONALLY SUBLETTING THIS PLACE TO ME 880 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,419 AND MY ALTER EGO? 881 00:44:37,421 --> 00:44:38,654 YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT, 882 00:44:38,656 --> 00:44:40,556 I'M GONNA GET IN ON THE ACTION, GUYS. 883 00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:42,590 I FEEL A LITTLE ALTER EGO COMING ON MYSELF. 884 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,725 I'M LIKE A SPIDER-MAN. 885 00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:46,560 I'M SURE I CAN TALK TO THE OWNERS ABOUT LEASING THIS PLACE TO US. 886 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:49,429 YEAH? HOW MUCH FOR... THE THREE OF US? 887 00:44:49,431 --> 00:44:50,895 FOUR. 888 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:54,798 WHAT? BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ACTION ON THE SIDE. 889 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,434 [RON D] WELL, TOM, YOU CAN COME HERE AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE 890 00:44:56,436 --> 00:44:57,769 AND WATCH PORN, YOU KNOW. 891 00:44:57,771 --> 00:44:59,469 YOU HAVEN'T BANGED YOUR BARBER YET? 892 00:44:59,471 --> 00:45:02,972 UH! I'M MARRIED, JUAN. 893 00:45:02,974 --> 00:45:05,575 TO A WOMAN WHO WON'T LET YOU WATCH PORN OR JACK OFF, 894 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:08,043 AND DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU, NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 895 00:45:08,045 --> 00:45:10,111 TOM, WE'RE... WE'RE ALL MARRIED, MAN. 896 00:45:10,113 --> 00:45:13,213 YEAH, BUT... BUT I DON'T NEED TO. I'M HAPPILY MARRIED. 897 00:45:13,215 --> 00:45:14,313 COME ON, GUYS. 898 00:45:14,315 --> 00:45:16,081 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 899 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,216 WHO? CONTENTLY MARRIED? 900 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:21,251 OKAY. TOM. 901 00:45:21,253 --> 00:45:23,121 I'M NOT MISERABLE. 902 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:26,288 WELL, OCCASIONALLY I'M NOT MISERABLE, YOU KNOW. 903 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:28,756 AND THAT'S MORE THAN MOST MARRIED GUYS CAN SAY. 904 00:45:28,758 --> 00:45:33,194 OKAY, SO THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL STALKING THIS BARBER OF YOURS? 905 00:45:33,196 --> 00:45:35,796 [CHUCKLING] SHE IS WONDERFUL. 906 00:45:35,798 --> 00:45:37,430 UH, AWESOME. 907 00:45:37,432 --> 00:45:39,264 BEAUTIFUL. 908 00:45:39,266 --> 00:45:41,766 YEAH. OKAY, SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 909 00:45:41,768 --> 00:45:45,470 IF THIS WONDERFUL GIRL DECIDES TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE, 910 00:45:45,472 --> 00:45:47,237 WHERE YOU GONNA TAKE HER, TOM? 911 00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,072 CAN'T GO HOME. 912 00:45:49,074 --> 00:45:51,443 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT FAR IN ADVANCE. 913 00:46:04,919 --> 00:46:07,786 [WHISTLES] SHE IS A BABE, TOM. 914 00:46:07,788 --> 00:46:10,754 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME WHY I HAD TO DRESS IN ALL BLACK? 915 00:46:10,756 --> 00:46:13,023 SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, TOM? 916 00:46:13,025 --> 00:46:15,592 MY WIFE. I MEAN, I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 917 00:46:15,594 --> 00:46:17,392 YOU'RE LETTING YOUR TORTURED CATHOLIC UPBRINGING 918 00:46:17,394 --> 00:46:19,028 CLOUD YOUR SENSES. 919 00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:21,295 I LOVE THE NEW POPE. YOU KNOW, HE'S SO PROGRESSIVE. 920 00:46:21,297 --> 00:46:23,129 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I WANT YOU TO FOCUS. 921 00:46:23,131 --> 00:46:25,198 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT I SAY 922 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,403 AND DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT. 923 00:46:28,103 --> 00:46:30,103 I WANT YOU TO TELL HER THAT YOUR WIFE 924 00:46:30,105 --> 00:46:32,004 WAS JUST KILLED IN A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT. 925 00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:35,173 I MEAN, BLOOD EVERYWHERE, FIVE CAR PILE UP. 926 00:46:35,175 --> 00:46:36,574 UNBORN BABY IS DEAD. 927 00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:38,207 YOU'VE USED YOUR TEARS TO MASTURBATE 928 00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:40,210 FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS. 929 00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:42,711 WHAT? I CAN'T TELL HER THAT. 930 00:46:42,713 --> 00:46:46,214 WELL, TOM, IT'S EITHER THAT OR YOU WALK IN THERE 931 00:46:46,216 --> 00:46:48,016 YOU TELL HER YOU'RE WITH THE MEN IN BLACK 932 00:46:48,018 --> 00:46:50,751 AND THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD IS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 933 00:46:50,753 --> 00:46:53,518 UH, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. I CAN'T TELL HER ANY OF THAT STUFF. 934 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,689 IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WERE CRYING. 935 00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,191 BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE CRYING. 936 00:46:59,193 --> 00:47:00,490 - [MOANING] - CRY! 937 00:47:00,492 --> 00:47:02,525 - I'M SORRY! - CRY, GODDAMNIT. 938 00:47:02,527 --> 00:47:03,892 SORRY! 939 00:47:03,894 --> 00:47:05,597 THAT WAS YOUR FUN. 940 00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:13,567 [WHISTLES] 941 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,834 ♪ NOW I LOOK IN THAT STORES ♪ 942 00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:17,671 ♪ WHERE THEY ASK WHERE I'M AT ♪ 943 00:47:17,673 --> 00:47:19,237 ♪ NOW I'M WAY TOO FLY ♪ 944 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,540 ♪ AND I AIN'T NEVER GOIN' BACK, GOIN' BACK ♪ 945 00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:22,840 WHAT'S UP, TOM? 946 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:25,742 YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, DO YOU? 947 00:47:25,744 --> 00:47:28,045 WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY? 948 00:47:28,047 --> 00:47:32,414 MY WIFE... SHE WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 949 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,551 [RAZOR BUZZES] 950 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:38,051 OH, MY GOD. 951 00:47:38,053 --> 00:47:40,421 OH, MY GOD, TOM. 952 00:47:40,423 --> 00:47:44,092 TOM, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, I PROMISE. I'M SO SORRY. 953 00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:59,467 CAN YOU FEEL THE SENSUALITY OF THE MUSIC? 954 00:47:59,469 --> 00:48:01,772 LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOUR BODY. 955 00:48:03,671 --> 00:48:05,104 NOW CONNECT AND SAY LOVERS. 956 00:48:05,106 --> 00:48:07,005 JUAN! JUAN, I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. 957 00:48:07,007 --> 00:48:09,007 CONGRATULATIONS. 958 00:48:09,009 --> 00:48:10,341 WELL, WHAT I DO NOW? 959 00:48:10,343 --> 00:48:12,343 TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE. 960 00:48:12,345 --> 00:48:14,577 OH, RIGHT. 961 00:48:14,579 --> 00:48:16,914 BUT THEN WHAT? 962 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,015 TOM, IS THE MANSION SET UP? 963 00:48:19,017 --> 00:48:21,586 - IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE THERE. - OH, RIGHT! RIGHT! 964 00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:26,822 - SORRY ABOUT TOM. - WHO? 965 00:48:48,538 --> 00:48:49,570 HONEY? 966 00:48:49,572 --> 00:48:50,671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 967 00:48:50,673 --> 00:48:53,406 HEY. 968 00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:54,840 WHERE'S MY PORTRAIT? 969 00:48:54,842 --> 00:48:57,043 WELL, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT IT CRACKED 970 00:48:57,045 --> 00:48:59,011 AND I TOOK IT TO THE FRAMERS. 971 00:48:59,013 --> 00:49:00,511 WHY? 972 00:49:00,513 --> 00:49:02,847 UM... I WAS TRYING TO KILL A PANTRY MOTH, 973 00:49:02,849 --> 00:49:04,215 AND IT FELL AND CRACKED. 974 00:49:04,217 --> 00:49:06,018 A PANTRY MOTH? 975 00:49:11,255 --> 00:49:12,987 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 976 00:49:12,989 --> 00:49:15,322 I CAN'T HAVE PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS ON THE CARPET. 977 00:49:15,324 --> 00:49:19,059 I ALREADY VACUUMED. 978 00:49:19,061 --> 00:49:21,326 THAT'S IT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FUMIGATE. 979 00:49:21,328 --> 00:49:22,862 FOR PIECES OF GLASS? 980 00:49:22,864 --> 00:49:25,062 NO, PANTRY MOTHS. 981 00:49:25,064 --> 00:49:26,698 IT WAS JUST ONE MOTH. 982 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,702 IT WAS JUST ONE THAT YOU SAW. 983 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,838 I GOT SOME EMAILS TO CHECK, THEN I'M GONNA GO TO BED. 984 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,638 OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD. 985 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,676 I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE READING, AND GO FOR A WALK. 986 00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,343 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? 987 00:49:43,345 --> 00:49:45,514 - GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. - GOOD NIGHT. 988 00:50:15,568 --> 00:50:17,334 [DOOR SHUTS] 989 00:50:17,336 --> 00:50:19,569 - WHAT'S THAT? - MMM. 990 00:50:19,571 --> 00:50:21,237 [GROANS] 991 00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:22,538 - [SIGHS] - WHAT? 992 00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:24,205 I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE. 993 00:50:24,207 --> 00:50:25,307 YOU DO? OKAY. 994 00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:27,108 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 995 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:28,379 [DUKE GRUNTS] 996 00:50:32,213 --> 00:50:36,014 - HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 997 00:50:36,016 --> 00:50:37,681 I GOT A DATE TONIGHT. I HAD TO GET MY STUFF SET UP. 998 00:50:37,683 --> 00:50:40,317 - OH, NO! WHAT? - WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 999 00:50:40,319 --> 00:50:43,354 BECAUSE I GOT A DATE RIGHT NOW. MY STUFF IS ALREADY SET UP. 1000 00:50:43,356 --> 00:50:46,522 DAMN. BUT I GOT A SURE THING. COME ON, YOU CAN'T HOOK ME UP? 1001 00:50:46,524 --> 00:50:48,457 OKAY, MY CLOTHES ARE DOWNSTAIRS. MEET ME DOWN THERE 1002 00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,161 - AND I GET DRESSED, OKAY? - ALL RIGHT. 1003 00:50:54,029 --> 00:50:56,696 - GREAT SEEING YOU, RON. - OH, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU TOO, TOM. 1004 00:50:56,698 --> 00:50:58,932 THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME STRAIGHTEN UP AROUND HERE. 1005 00:50:58,934 --> 00:51:01,632 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1006 00:51:01,634 --> 00:51:04,968 - HEY! HEY, HEY, BABE. - HEY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF ME, 1007 00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:07,337 - I'M GONNA RIP IT OFF. - SORRY! 1008 00:51:07,339 --> 00:51:09,639 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, 1009 00:51:09,641 --> 00:51:13,475 BUT IF I GET HOME AND DUKE'S NOT THERE ASLEEP, 1010 00:51:13,477 --> 00:51:17,311 I'M GONNA COME BACK HERE, AND I'M GONNA FUCK SOMEBODY UP. 1011 00:51:17,313 --> 00:51:18,678 OKAY, SEE YA. 1012 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,814 HEY, WAIT. DON'T RUN! 1013 00:51:22,816 --> 00:51:25,951 - [GIGGLING] - MMM. 1014 00:51:25,953 --> 00:51:28,219 - DO YOU WANT TO GO SWIM? - HMM? 1015 00:51:28,221 --> 00:51:30,588 OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEDROOM? 1016 00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:32,789 HEY, WHY DON'T WE START IN THE BEDROOM, 1017 00:51:32,791 --> 00:51:34,857 COME BACK AND GET IN THE JACUZZI. 1018 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:36,925 WE GONNA DO IT IN THE OVEN. HEY, WE GONNA DO IT EVERYWHERE. 1019 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,626 OH, IT'S GONNA BE A PLEASURE TO. 1020 00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,927 THAT'S RIGHT. WE'LL EVEN DO IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 1021 00:51:40,929 --> 00:51:42,663 HEY, WE GONNA GET DIRTY TONIGHT. 1022 00:51:42,665 --> 00:51:44,631 - OH, COME ON, SERIOUSLY. - WE'LL GET DIRTY. 1023 00:51:44,633 --> 00:51:47,867 THERE I GOT IT. 1024 00:51:47,869 --> 00:51:51,269 NOW YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING. 1025 00:51:51,271 --> 00:51:55,204 THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 1026 00:51:55,206 --> 00:51:57,941 WHY DO I HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE? I OWN THE PLACE, 1027 00:51:57,943 --> 00:51:59,908 DON'T FORGET YOUR MOMMY'S LASAGNA ON THE WAY HOME, 1028 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:00,909 - OKAY, DEAR? - OKAY, DAD. 1029 00:52:00,911 --> 00:52:03,313 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1030 00:52:10,785 --> 00:52:12,318 WHAT'S WRONG? 1031 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,987 I WAS REALLY HOPING REBECCA WOULD BE HERE. 1032 00:52:14,989 --> 00:52:17,088 YOU JUST MISSED HER. 1033 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:20,357 WELL, WITH MY LUCK LATELY I'M NOT SURPRISED. 1034 00:52:20,359 --> 00:52:25,160 TOM. 1035 00:52:25,162 --> 00:52:28,262 I'M DONE PRACTICING IN A BIT. DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT? 1036 00:52:28,264 --> 00:52:31,199 WELL, YOU PROBABLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. 1037 00:52:31,201 --> 00:52:33,870 NO, I INSIST. 1038 00:52:43,409 --> 00:52:45,809 THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE. 1039 00:52:45,811 --> 00:52:48,143 GLAD TO HELP. 1040 00:52:48,145 --> 00:52:50,812 I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SCREW UP ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU AND REBECCA. 1041 00:52:50,814 --> 00:52:53,615 OH, NO, SHE'S... SHE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING THAT GETS ME 1042 00:52:53,617 --> 00:52:55,349 THROUGH THIS MOURNING PERIOD. 1043 00:52:55,351 --> 00:52:58,951 SHE'S SO UNDERSTANDING. 1044 00:52:58,953 --> 00:53:00,886 SHE'S AN ANGEL. 1045 00:53:00,888 --> 00:53:03,755 BUT... BUT I... BUT I DON'T THINK... I DON'T... I DON'T THINK 1046 00:53:03,757 --> 00:53:07,292 YOU SHOULD SAY ANYTHING TO HER. 1047 00:53:07,294 --> 00:53:08,328 I AGREE. 1048 00:53:09,662 --> 00:53:11,394 NOTHING. 1049 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:12,962 WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE DOWN YOUR NUMBER. 1050 00:53:12,964 --> 00:53:14,429 I CUT MEN'S HAIR RIGHT NOW. 1051 00:53:14,431 --> 00:53:16,465 I'M SURE DOGS WOULD LIKE THE SAME THING, RIGHT? 1052 00:53:16,467 --> 00:53:19,099 [WOMAN] YUP, THIS IS PRETTY EASY. 1053 00:53:19,101 --> 00:53:20,603 I'M SORRY, ONE SECOND. 1054 00:53:24,305 --> 00:53:25,907 MOTHERFUCKER. 1055 00:53:37,782 --> 00:53:40,181 I JUST SAW KATE. 1056 00:53:40,183 --> 00:53:42,717 TOM'S WIFE. 1057 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,485 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. SHE'S DEAD. 1058 00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,786 NO, NO, NO. I AM REALLY, REALLY GOOD WITH FACES, 1059 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:48,489 AND IT WAS HER. 1060 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,791 YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THAT ONE PHOTO OF HER ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 1061 00:53:51,793 --> 00:53:53,724 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PHOTO? 1062 00:53:53,726 --> 00:53:55,826 YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 1063 00:53:55,828 --> 00:54:00,330 YEAH, YOU SAID, UH, HE WRAPPED IT IN A BLACK RIBBON? 1064 00:54:00,332 --> 00:54:02,232 I GOT A PICTURE OF HER LICENSE PLATE. 1065 00:54:02,234 --> 00:54:04,566 WHAT? DO YOU KNOW A GUY? 1066 00:54:04,568 --> 00:54:06,068 I GOT A GUY AT DMV. 1067 00:54:06,070 --> 00:54:07,904 I'M GONNA HAVE HIM RUN IT FOR US. 1068 00:54:12,107 --> 00:54:13,406 [MAN ON PHONE] SO I SLAM DUNKED IT AND WE WON THE GAME. 1069 00:54:13,408 --> 00:54:15,407 - NO WAY! - [MAN ON PHONE] YEAH. 1070 00:54:15,409 --> 00:54:17,208 THAT'S AWESOME. 1071 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,576 [MAN ON PHONE] WELL, I... I GUESS I'M KINDA AWESOME. 1072 00:54:19,578 --> 00:54:22,212 SO, PAUL, YOU GOT A NAME FOR ME? 1073 00:54:22,214 --> 00:54:23,713 [MAN ON PHONE] KATE WHITE. 1074 00:54:23,715 --> 00:54:26,482 KATE WHITE. GOT IT. 1075 00:54:26,484 --> 00:54:28,484 THANKS, DOLL. 1076 00:54:28,486 --> 00:54:31,452 WHAT A SICK FUCKING BASTARD! 1077 00:54:31,454 --> 00:54:33,421 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO ME. 1078 00:54:33,423 --> 00:54:36,891 I MEAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO YOU. 1079 00:54:36,893 --> 00:54:38,894 YOU BEING MY BEST FRIEND. 1080 00:54:42,762 --> 00:54:47,297 HE IS GOING TO SO WISH HE NEVER MET ME. 1081 00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:49,733 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNING, COUNT ME IN. 1082 00:54:49,735 --> 00:54:50,900 NOBODY DOES THIS TO ME. 1083 00:54:50,902 --> 00:54:53,537 I MEAN, TO MY FRIENDS. 1084 00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:10,248 - YES? - HI. I'M REBECCA. 1085 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:11,582 AND I'M TIFFANY. 1086 00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:14,084 WE'RE TOM'S FRIENDS. 1087 00:55:14,086 --> 00:55:18,153 REALLY? HE NEVER MENTIONED YOU TWO BEFORE. 1088 00:55:18,155 --> 00:55:22,255 YEAH, MAYBE FRIEND ISN'T THE RIGHT WORD. 1089 00:55:22,257 --> 00:55:23,726 MAY I COME IN? 1090 00:55:34,634 --> 00:55:36,199 LOVERS! 1091 00:55:36,201 --> 00:55:38,235 HE TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 1092 00:55:38,237 --> 00:55:41,804 - YOU DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. - SAME. I JUST FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 1093 00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:43,706 HE CAME IN CRYING AND THEN... 1094 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:46,374 NEXT THING I KNOW WE WERE IN BED. 1095 00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:48,708 YEAH, ME, TOO. 1096 00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:50,945 HE HAS A PICTURE OF YOU ON A MANTLE. 1097 00:55:50,947 --> 00:55:53,946 - MY PHOTO? - DRAPED IN BLACK SILK. 1098 00:55:53,948 --> 00:55:56,347 - WHERE'S MY PHOTO? - IT'S AT THE MANSION. 1099 00:55:56,349 --> 00:55:57,382 WHAT MANSION? 1100 00:55:57,384 --> 00:55:59,183 WHERE'S THE MANSION? 1101 00:55:59,185 --> 00:56:00,984 - IT'S... - NEVER MIND. 1102 00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,119 I'M GONNA PUT HIS BALLS IN A MEAT GRINDER. 1103 00:56:03,121 --> 00:56:05,554 WE WANNA HELP. 1104 00:56:05,556 --> 00:56:07,121 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1105 00:56:07,123 --> 00:56:08,556 LET ME THINK. 1106 00:56:08,558 --> 00:56:09,590 OKAY. 1107 00:56:09,592 --> 00:56:12,026 HE WANTS ME DEAD, HUH? 1108 00:56:12,028 --> 00:56:14,060 OKAY, I'LL GIVE HIM DEAD. 1109 00:56:14,062 --> 00:56:15,529 WHERE'S THIS MANSION? 1110 00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:19,097 [GASPING] I KNOW WHERE THE BEDROOM IS. 1111 00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:20,535 WHAT? I DO. 1112 00:56:22,268 --> 00:56:24,138 HEY, DAD. 1113 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:29,438 TOM. 1114 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,073 JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE. 1115 00:56:32,075 --> 00:56:33,274 HOW ARE YOU? 1116 00:56:33,276 --> 00:56:35,042 GOOD, YOU? 1117 00:56:35,044 --> 00:56:38,545 YOU KNOW, TIFFANY TOLD ME ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU. 1118 00:56:38,547 --> 00:56:40,080 YOUR LITTLE RENDEZVOUS. 1119 00:56:40,082 --> 00:56:41,614 [TOM] SHE DID? 1120 00:56:41,616 --> 00:56:45,450 IT'S OKAY. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 1121 00:56:45,452 --> 00:56:49,786 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THINKING THAT, YOU KNOW, 1122 00:56:49,788 --> 00:56:53,457 HER AND I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TOGETHER. 1123 00:56:53,459 --> 00:56:56,358 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 1124 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,193 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH TWO WOMEN, TOM? 1125 00:56:58,195 --> 00:56:59,660 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1126 00:56:59,662 --> 00:57:01,962 I MEAN, I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY A FEW TIMES, 1127 00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:05,263 BUT THAT WAS BACK WHEN MY WIFE WAS ALIVE AND... 1128 00:57:05,265 --> 00:57:07,100 - MM-HMM - AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER. 1129 00:57:07,102 --> 00:57:08,368 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 1130 00:57:08,370 --> 00:57:09,768 SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. 1131 00:57:09,770 --> 00:57:12,569 SO TONIGHT? 1132 00:57:12,571 --> 00:57:14,437 YEAH, TONIGHT? YEAH. 1133 00:57:14,439 --> 00:57:15,739 DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU? 1134 00:57:15,741 --> 00:57:18,240 SURE. 1135 00:57:18,242 --> 00:57:21,442 I WOULD BRING LOTS OF PROTECTION. 1136 00:57:21,444 --> 00:57:23,080 SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN. 1137 00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:33,754 SO, THIS IS THE LOVE SHACK. 1138 00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:42,824 APPARENTLY. 1139 00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,327 THAT IS NOT MY SHADE. 1140 00:57:44,329 --> 00:57:45,993 HOW MANY WOMEN IS HE SLEEPING WITH? 1141 00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,895 - [MAN] BABY, YOU GO! - [WOMAN GIGGLING] 1142 00:57:47,897 --> 00:57:52,499 - UH! - WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SUCH A BIG MANSION. 1143 00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:54,400 AND I THOUGHT MY NEIGHBORS WERE ANNOYING. 1144 00:57:54,402 --> 00:57:56,869 LOOK, LET'S JUST CARRY ON WITH THE PLAN, 1145 00:57:56,871 --> 00:57:59,206 CASANOVA COULD SHOW UP EARLY. 1146 00:58:06,678 --> 00:58:10,746 - KATE. - IT'S OKAY, I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 1147 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,580 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET IN POSITION. 1148 00:58:12,582 --> 00:58:15,581 GOOD. AND WE'RE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES FROM BEING SET UP. 1149 00:58:15,583 --> 00:58:16,983 WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING? 1150 00:58:16,985 --> 00:58:19,252 [LAUGHING] WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1151 00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:21,721 HERE ARE THE FAKE BLOOD POCKETS. 1152 00:58:21,723 --> 00:58:24,322 UH, IT'S IN A CONDOM. 1153 00:58:24,324 --> 00:58:26,156 GOD, WAS SHE ON HER PERIOD? 1154 00:58:26,158 --> 00:58:28,359 UGH! 1155 00:58:28,361 --> 00:58:31,927 LOOK, WHEN I START SHOOTING, SLAP IT ON YOUR CHEST, AND THEY'LL BURST OPEN. 1156 00:58:31,929 --> 00:58:35,197 [WHIMPERING] BUT IT'S IN A CONDOM, AND I'M WEARING COCO CHANEL. 1157 00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:37,999 - I'LL PAY FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING. - [SIGHING] 1158 00:58:38,001 --> 00:58:42,835 OKAY. I'M GONNA COME IN AND I'M GONNA YELL, "I HAVE A GUN." 1159 00:58:42,837 --> 00:58:44,903 AND THEN YOU GUYS GET THE BLOOD PACKS READY. 1160 00:58:44,905 --> 00:58:46,407 - OKAY, GOT IT. - OKAY, GOT IT. 1161 00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,742 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? DID SHE SAY SHE HAS A GUN? 1162 00:58:51,744 --> 00:58:54,078 - WHO'S SHE? - HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 1163 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,478 I DON'T KNOW. ALL I KNOW THIS MANSION IS JINXED. 1164 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,948 - [MONDAY GASPING] - FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO HIDE IN HERE. 1165 00:58:59,950 --> 00:59:01,152 [MONDAY] OKAY! 1166 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,387 WHAT'S GOING ON, HONEY CHILD? 1167 00:59:06,389 --> 00:59:08,087 I'M LISTENING. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 1168 00:59:08,089 --> 00:59:11,023 THEY'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT. WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 1169 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:14,391 - THE POLICE? REALLY? - YES, THE POLICE. 1170 00:59:14,393 --> 00:59:17,896 OH, THIS IS REBECCA, THIS IS TOM'S "HAIR STYLIST" FRIEND. 1171 00:59:19,064 --> 00:59:20,564 HI, I'M TIFFANY. HOW ARE YOU? 1172 00:59:20,566 --> 00:59:22,364 - HI, HI. - HI, GOOD. 1173 00:59:22,366 --> 00:59:24,400 LOOK, SORRY, THERE'S BEEN SOME TYPE OF MISTAKE, 1174 00:59:24,402 --> 00:59:26,468 SO YOU ALL GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 1175 00:59:26,470 --> 00:59:27,836 I GOT AN IMPORTANT DATE TONIGHT. 1176 00:59:27,838 --> 00:59:29,969 RON D, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE MANSION. 1177 00:59:29,971 --> 00:59:31,338 - MY MAN, YOU GOTTA GO. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 1178 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:32,739 [TIFFANY GASPS] TOM! 1179 00:59:32,741 --> 00:59:35,140 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY, DUMB ASS. 1180 00:59:35,142 --> 00:59:36,710 WAIT, HOW DO YOU HAVE HIS KEY? 1181 00:59:37,978 --> 00:59:40,210 WHERE IS SUNDAY? 1182 00:59:40,212 --> 00:59:42,716 OKAY, LET'S FORGET IT. WE'RE NOT GONNA CALL THE POLICE. 1183 00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,983 WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT DR. ENGLISH? 1184 00:59:46,985 --> 00:59:48,250 - DR. WHO? - DR. ENGLISH. 1185 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,321 WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1186 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:56,956 LISTEN, IT IS IMPERATIVE I SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 1187 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:59,290 - WHERE IS SHE? - OKAY, LOOK, DR. ENGLISH? 1188 00:59:59,292 --> 01:00:02,025 SUNDAY IS NOT HERE. MAYBE SHE'S WITH J-MAN OR SOMETHING. 1189 01:00:02,027 --> 01:00:03,360 J-MAN? 1190 01:00:03,362 --> 01:00:06,129 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 1191 01:00:06,131 --> 01:00:07,864 MR. JOHNSON, WHERE IS SUNDAY? 1192 01:00:07,866 --> 01:00:09,565 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 1193 01:00:09,567 --> 01:00:11,633 - SO, YOU'RE IN ON THIS, TOO? - IN ON WHAT? 1194 01:00:11,635 --> 01:00:15,069 RON D, YOU SAID IT WAS COOL FOR ME TO GET THE MANSION TODAY, MAN. 1195 01:00:15,071 --> 01:00:16,638 I NEVER SAID THAT. OH, OH, JUST LIKE I SAID 1196 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,706 IT WAS OKAY FOR JUAN TO DO THAT, TOO, HUH? 1197 01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:20,906 - [JUAN] YOU DID. - I DIDN'T, MAN. 1198 01:00:20,908 --> 01:00:23,308 LOOK, RIGHT HERE, SEE? SEE THE TEXT? 1199 01:00:23,310 --> 01:00:24,512 TEXTS DON'T LIE. 1200 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,782 SO, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SO I GOT ONE DATE, RIGHT? 1201 01:00:30,784 --> 01:00:32,351 HUH? 1202 01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:45,358 WELL, WILL WAS RIGHT. GIRLS OF THE WORLD AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE. 1203 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,660 HEY! I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 1204 01:00:47,662 --> 01:00:49,397 I'M OUT. 1205 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:54,701 [SIGHING] 1206 01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:18,491 - SHE'S UPSTAIRS. - [RON D] SHE'S UPSTAIRS, SO YOU ON THIS, TOO? 1207 01:02:18,493 --> 01:02:21,028 [JUAN] IN ON WHAT, RON D? YOU SAID IT WAS COOL 1208 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:22,929 FOR ME TO HAVE THE MANSION TODAY, BRO. 1209 01:02:22,931 --> 01:02:24,764 [RON D] I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1210 01:02:24,766 --> 01:02:26,799 LIKE I SAID, JUAN CAN STAY HERE, TOO, HUH? 1211 01:02:26,801 --> 01:02:28,366 - [JUAN] YOU DID! - SEE, LOOK, RIGHT HERE. 1212 01:02:28,368 --> 01:02:29,967 IT'S IN THE TEXT. TEXTS DON'T LIE. 1213 01:02:29,969 --> 01:02:31,635 [RON D] MAN, I DIDN'T SEND THAT SHIT. 1214 01:02:31,637 --> 01:02:34,136 - [JUAN] WHO THE HELL SENT IT? - [RON D] I DON'T KNOW. 1215 01:02:34,138 --> 01:02:36,272 THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE THE WAY. 1216 01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:39,508 COME ON, HE'S A HUMAN BEING. WE CAN'T DO THIS HERE, JAMAAL. 1217 01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:42,143 WAIT A SECOND. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 1218 01:02:42,145 --> 01:02:44,311 - SAMYA, WE SAID JAMA'AH... - THIS IS NOT THE WAY. 1219 01:02:44,313 --> 01:02:45,979 SO WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. 1220 01:02:45,981 --> 01:02:48,248 THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 1221 01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:50,183 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 1222 01:02:50,185 --> 01:02:52,684 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 1223 01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:55,485 I WILL NOT HAVE THIS. 1224 01:02:55,487 --> 01:02:57,288 PLEASE, GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE. 1225 01:02:57,290 --> 01:02:59,091 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1226 01:03:44,123 --> 01:03:45,923 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1227 01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:47,089 ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE? 1228 01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,326 - NOT REALLY. - NOT REALLY? 1229 01:03:49,328 --> 01:03:50,996 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1230 01:03:53,932 --> 01:03:56,563 BABY, THAT'S MY P.O. 1231 01:03:56,565 --> 01:03:58,899 JUST TELL 'EM I'LL PISS IN THE CUP LATER, 1232 01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:00,901 - BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME. - SHH. 1233 01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:03,036 I JUST HOPE YOU NOT PREGNANT, BECAUSE HOW WOULD I EXPLAIN THAT.? 1234 01:04:03,038 --> 01:04:04,306 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1235 01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:20,048 - SALAM. - SALAM, I'M SORRY, MY SISTER. 1236 01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:22,752 OH, JAMAAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1237 01:04:26,755 --> 01:04:29,654 - WHO IS THIS MAN? - UH, THIS IS RON D. 1238 01:04:29,656 --> 01:04:31,923 RON, MY BROTHER, JAMAAL. 1239 01:04:31,925 --> 01:04:34,091 HEY, MAN. 1240 01:04:34,093 --> 01:04:35,425 HEY. 1241 01:04:35,427 --> 01:04:37,594 YOU MARRIED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION? 1242 01:04:37,596 --> 01:04:39,227 NO, NO, NO! WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 1243 01:04:39,229 --> 01:04:41,964 WHAT? DEFILER! 1244 01:04:41,966 --> 01:04:44,099 COVER YOURSELF, SISTER. 1245 01:04:44,101 --> 01:04:46,633 AND YOU, COME FORWARD! 1246 01:04:46,635 --> 01:04:48,769 LOOK, JAMAAL. IT'S DIFFERENT HERE. 1247 01:04:48,771 --> 01:04:50,769 IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CULTURE. 1248 01:04:50,771 --> 01:04:54,939 UM, RON D'S ACTUALLY MY PARTNER. 1249 01:04:54,941 --> 01:04:57,075 PARTNER! 1250 01:04:57,077 --> 01:04:59,043 DO YOU LIE WITH THIS MAN? 1251 01:04:59,045 --> 01:05:00,980 RON D? 1252 01:05:03,314 --> 01:05:07,048 YOUR SILENCE HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION. 1253 01:05:07,050 --> 01:05:11,085 RON D, YOU MUST CHOOSE TO DO HONOR TO MY FAMILY, 1254 01:05:11,087 --> 01:05:13,053 OR SUFFER THE FATE OF AN INFIDEL. 1255 01:05:13,055 --> 01:05:15,721 THE FATE OF A DEFILER. 1256 01:05:15,723 --> 01:05:18,657 YOU MUST MARRY SAMYA BEFORE JAMAAL. 1257 01:05:18,659 --> 01:05:21,292 BEFORE JAMAAL... WHO THE HELL IS JAMAAL? 1258 01:05:21,294 --> 01:05:22,893 THAT'S FRIDAY. 1259 01:05:22,895 --> 01:05:27,196 OKAY, OKAY, SO WHAT IF I DECIDED TO BE THIS... DEFILER? 1260 01:05:27,198 --> 01:05:31,266 REGRETFULLY YOU BOTH WILL BE STONED TO DEATH. 1261 01:05:31,268 --> 01:05:33,135 YOU HAVE UNTIL JAMA'AH TO DECIDE. 1262 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:34,768 WAIT, JAMAAL! 1263 01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:37,637 HOLD ON, SO HE'S JAMAAL? SOME OTHER DUDE NAMED JAMAAL? 1264 01:05:37,639 --> 01:05:39,472 - WHAT'S... WHAT'S? - COME ON, THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 1265 01:05:39,474 --> 01:05:41,607 - EVERYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME. - DON'T BE A JERK. 1266 01:05:41,609 --> 01:05:43,442 EVERYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1267 01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:45,743 [NATALIA] I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE ARRIVING SO SOON. 1268 01:05:45,745 --> 01:05:47,615 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL JAMAAL IS. 1269 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,184 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MY FAMILY. 1270 01:05:57,186 --> 01:06:00,053 I HAD NO IDEA THEY WOULD BE ARRIVING SO SOON. 1271 01:06:00,055 --> 01:06:01,321 THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY? 1272 01:06:01,323 --> 01:06:02,890 SO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1273 01:06:02,892 --> 01:06:05,025 YOU KNEW THE ADDAMS FAMILY WAS GONNA ATTACK ME, 1274 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,592 AND YOU DIDN'T WANNA WARN ME? 1275 01:06:06,594 --> 01:06:07,893 ADDAM'S FAMILY? 1276 01:06:07,895 --> 01:06:09,460 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT MY FAMILY? 1277 01:06:09,462 --> 01:06:11,229 OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, 1278 01:06:11,231 --> 01:06:13,530 BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THEY'RE A LITTLE STRANGE, RIGHT? 1279 01:06:13,532 --> 01:06:17,601 STRANGE? WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST NOT WHAT YOU'RE USED TO. 1280 01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:20,436 WHAT I'M USED TO... BAE, YOUR BROTHER THREATENED 1281 01:06:20,438 --> 01:06:22,469 TO STONE US TO DEATH IN THREE DAYS. 1282 01:06:22,471 --> 01:06:24,605 I'M NOT EVEN MAKING THAT UP. I COULDN'T EVEN PUT THAT IN MY STAND-UP. 1283 01:06:24,607 --> 01:06:27,473 LOOK, OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN, LISTEN. 1284 01:06:27,475 --> 01:06:29,075 MY WOMAN AND I ARE GOING THROUGH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM. 1285 01:06:29,077 --> 01:06:31,344 HER FAMILY'S GONNA STONE US TO DEATH IN THREE DAYS, 1286 01:06:31,346 --> 01:06:33,078 AND WE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR. 1287 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,613 WELL, IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1288 01:06:35,615 --> 01:06:37,715 OKAY, BAE, BAE, LISTEN. LISTEN, STONING TO DEATH... 1289 01:06:37,717 --> 01:06:39,717 I'M JUST... I GUESS I'M OUTTA MY LEAGUE. 1290 01:06:39,719 --> 01:06:41,951 SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO? 1291 01:06:41,953 --> 01:06:45,186 WELL, WE NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 1292 01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:48,725 BUT I'VE BEEN FEELING THAT WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS MARRIAGE. 1293 01:06:51,194 --> 01:06:52,925 UNLESS I'M IMAGINING. 1294 01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:55,393 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I LOVE YOU. 1295 01:06:55,395 --> 01:06:58,230 - I REALLY DO. - THEN WHY WE DON'T TELL TO MY FAMILY 1296 01:06:58,232 --> 01:06:59,964 THAT WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED? 1297 01:06:59,966 --> 01:07:01,733 OH, BAE. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1298 01:07:01,735 --> 01:07:05,835 I GUESS THERE'S NO GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THIS AND... 1299 01:07:05,837 --> 01:07:08,171 I AM SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 1300 01:07:08,173 --> 01:07:09,375 [NATALIA] WHAT? 1301 01:07:13,342 --> 01:07:14,544 WHAT? 1302 01:07:15,778 --> 01:07:17,679 ARE YOU MARRIED? 1303 01:07:19,014 --> 01:07:20,913 OH, MY GOD. 1304 01:07:20,915 --> 01:07:24,749 YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, BUT IT'S COMPLICATED. 1305 01:07:24,751 --> 01:07:26,283 COMPLICATED? 1306 01:07:26,285 --> 01:07:28,384 WELL, I'M SORRY TO COMPLICATE YOUR LIFE. 1307 01:07:28,386 --> 01:07:30,520 - NO, NO. - I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1308 01:07:30,522 --> 01:07:32,588 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 1309 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,622 - LOOK AT ME. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 1310 01:07:34,624 --> 01:07:36,824 HEY, LISTEN. FOCUS. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. 1311 01:07:36,826 --> 01:07:38,659 ALL RIGHT? 1312 01:07:38,661 --> 01:07:41,861 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, I REALLY DO, BUT I'M IN A VERY BAD MARRIAGE, 1313 01:07:41,863 --> 01:07:44,163 WHERE UNFORTUNATELY MY WIFE... LOOK AT ME! 1314 01:07:44,165 --> 01:07:45,998 IS MY BUSINESS MANAGER. 1315 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,267 SO I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL ON HOW I NOT END MY CAREER, 1316 01:07:49,269 --> 01:07:51,001 BY ENDING THIS MARRIAGE. 1317 01:07:51,003 --> 01:07:52,506 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1318 01:07:55,006 --> 01:07:59,273 THEN YOU HAVE JUST THREE DAYS OR YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE STONED TO DEATH. 1319 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:03,146 THEN I'LL SEE HOW THAT COMPLICATION DO TO YOUR CAREER. 1320 01:08:09,516 --> 01:08:12,883 NATALIA. 1321 01:08:12,885 --> 01:08:14,088 LISTEN... 1322 01:08:31,332 --> 01:08:33,165 YOU ALREADY HAVE A NUMBER ONE WIFE. 1323 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:37,102 THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. 1324 01:08:37,104 --> 01:08:40,937 THE DOWRY FOR A NUMBER ONE WIFE IS A GOLD BULLION 1325 01:08:40,939 --> 01:08:45,408 WORTH VERY MUCH MONEY ON TODAY'S COMEX GOLD INDEX. 1326 01:08:45,410 --> 01:08:50,311 DOWRY FOR NUMBER TWO WIFE, EH, NOT SO GOOD. 1327 01:08:50,313 --> 01:08:53,480 - NUMBER TWO WIFE? - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 1328 01:08:53,482 --> 01:08:56,249 I'M TRYING... I MEAN, ME, YOU AND HER IS A LEGAL THREESOME. 1329 01:08:56,251 --> 01:09:00,118 TO DEATH DO US PART, BAE. I MEAN, JAMAAL, FINISH. 1330 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,987 IN THREE DAYS WE OBSERVE JAMA'AH, 1331 01:09:02,989 --> 01:09:06,490 THEN WE PROCEED WITH A WEDDING OR A STONING. 1332 01:09:06,492 --> 01:09:08,557 THIS WILL BE YOUR DECISION. 1333 01:09:08,559 --> 01:09:11,227 HEY, MAN, GO HOME. BUT NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS, 1334 01:09:11,229 --> 01:09:15,429 SO WHAT IS THE DOWRY FOR A SECOND WIFE? 1335 01:09:15,431 --> 01:09:19,299 I'M JUST ASKING. JAMAAL, THAT'S MY DUDE. 1336 01:09:19,301 --> 01:09:21,667 THE NEXT BOTTOM CAMEL AND 1000 POUNDS 1337 01:09:21,669 --> 01:09:24,736 OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED COTTON SEED FOR YOUR FARM. 1338 01:09:24,738 --> 01:09:27,038 OH, I DON'T HAVE A FARM. I JUST SMOKE IT. 1339 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,306 I DON'T... I DON'T... I DON'T GROW IT, BUT... 1340 01:09:29,308 --> 01:09:34,809 WHY DON'T WE JUST HIT THIS PEACE PIPE AND CALL IT EVEN, MAN. 1341 01:09:34,811 --> 01:09:36,981 [CHANTING] 1342 01:09:47,421 --> 01:09:51,355 SAMYA. 1343 01:09:51,357 --> 01:09:52,990 I'M GOING TO TALK TO RON. 1344 01:09:52,992 --> 01:09:55,692 JAMA'AH IS NOW OVER. YOUR RON D MUST DECIDE. 1345 01:09:55,694 --> 01:09:58,661 I'M GOING TO LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS HE GIVES HIS ANSWER. 1346 01:09:58,663 --> 01:10:00,529 NO NEED. WE ALL GO TOGETHER. 1347 01:10:00,531 --> 01:10:04,966 WELL, NO! WAIT, WAIT. IS THE REASON I GO BY MYSELF. 1348 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:07,533 YALLA, YALLA, PUT THE STONES IN THE MINIVAN 1349 01:10:07,535 --> 01:10:10,570 AND CALL THE OTHERS. 1350 01:10:10,572 --> 01:10:12,571 HE'S CRAZY. 1351 01:10:12,573 --> 01:10:14,206 - THIS IS NOT THE WAY. - WE SAID JAMA'AH... 1352 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:15,807 WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. 1353 01:10:15,809 --> 01:10:18,175 THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 1354 01:10:18,177 --> 01:10:20,144 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 1355 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:22,612 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 1356 01:10:22,614 --> 01:10:23,848 I WILL NOT HAVE THIS. 1357 01:10:25,283 --> 01:10:27,049 PLEASE, GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE. 1358 01:10:27,051 --> 01:10:28,884 WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1359 01:10:28,886 --> 01:10:30,951 - Y'ALL NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE. - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1360 01:10:30,953 --> 01:10:33,186 - NO, NO, NO. - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 1361 01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:36,359 OH, SEE, NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. 1362 01:10:42,329 --> 01:10:44,126 HOW MANY WIVES YOU HAVE? 1363 01:10:44,128 --> 01:10:45,495 THOSE AREN'T MY WIVES. 1364 01:10:45,497 --> 01:10:47,530 BUT YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 1365 01:10:47,532 --> 01:10:49,365 SHE'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. IT'S ALL YOU. 1366 01:10:49,367 --> 01:10:50,566 PUT THE STONES OVER THERE, 1367 01:10:50,568 --> 01:10:51,999 AND BE READY. 1368 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:54,336 YOU REALLY THROW STONES. 1369 01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:55,868 [CHUCKLING] YOU REALLY THROW STONES. 1370 01:10:55,870 --> 01:10:59,539 IT IS NOW TIME, RON D, FOR YOUR DECISION. 1371 01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:00,609 [SIGHING] 1372 01:11:08,714 --> 01:11:10,113 [SIGHING] 1373 01:11:10,115 --> 01:11:11,948 ALL RIGHT, NATALIA, I LOVE YOU. 1374 01:11:11,950 --> 01:11:13,616 I TRULY DO. 1375 01:11:13,618 --> 01:11:17,184 SO, WILL YOU DO THE HONOR OF BEING MY SECOND WIFE? 1376 01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:18,518 JUST FOR NOW. 1377 01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,355 JUST UNTIL YOU CAN BE MY FIRST WIFE. 1378 01:11:20,357 --> 01:11:24,156 AND I PROMISE WHEN YOU CAN, YOU WILL BE. 1379 01:11:24,158 --> 01:11:26,894 ALL RIGHT? COME ON. 1380 01:11:28,195 --> 01:11:29,627 OKAY? 1381 01:11:29,629 --> 01:11:30,996 I PROMISE. 1382 01:11:30,998 --> 01:11:32,032 [NATALIA] OKAY. 1383 01:11:40,437 --> 01:11:42,370 - WELL, WHAT DO WE DO? - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1384 01:11:42,372 --> 01:11:45,805 PRINCE A LITTLE BABA'S GONNA STONE US IF YOU TELL HIM TO LEAVE. 1385 01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:48,841 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1386 01:11:48,843 --> 01:11:50,342 TOM! GO GET THE DOOR! 1387 01:11:50,344 --> 01:11:53,279 THE WAY THIS DAY IS GOING, I DOUBT IT, 1388 01:11:53,281 --> 01:11:55,316 BUT I MIGHT AS WELL CONTINUE MY HOSTESS DUTIES. 1389 01:11:58,717 --> 01:11:59,916 WELL, HELLO, TOM. 1390 01:11:59,918 --> 01:12:01,483 HELLO THERE. 1391 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:03,352 WELCOME. 1392 01:12:03,354 --> 01:12:05,186 TOM, WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 1393 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:07,488 WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 1394 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,656 IT'S A PARTY, DUDE. 1395 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:11,258 A PARTY DUDE? WHO'S THE PARTY DUDE? 1396 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,624 [RON D] YOU'RE THE PARTY DUDE. 1397 01:12:12,626 --> 01:12:15,694 OKAY, WHATEVER, MAN. 1398 01:12:15,696 --> 01:12:19,697 REBECCA, I'M SO SORRY. I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 1399 01:12:19,699 --> 01:12:23,802 IT'S OKAY. I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, TOM. 1400 01:12:35,311 --> 01:12:37,510 YOU SEE THAT? 1401 01:12:37,512 --> 01:12:39,512 YOU MEAN THE BABE OR THE GUN? 1402 01:12:39,514 --> 01:12:41,013 NOW WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE. 1403 01:12:41,015 --> 01:12:42,183 LET'S GO. 1404 01:12:48,853 --> 01:12:51,119 THIS IS CRAZY, MAN. 1405 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:54,523 - ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? - WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW? 1406 01:12:54,525 --> 01:12:57,023 - WE TOTALLY WORK IN A SALON. - RON D, HE TEXTED ME. 1407 01:12:57,025 --> 01:12:58,793 - HE SAID I WAS GONNA... - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1408 01:12:58,795 --> 01:13:00,260 WHOA, WAIT, COME ON NOW. 1409 01:13:00,262 --> 01:13:03,696 WHO'S AT THE DAMN DOOR? RIDICULOUS. 1410 01:13:03,698 --> 01:13:04,796 WHO ARE YOU? 1411 01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:08,933 COUSIN, YOU'RE LATE. 1412 01:13:08,935 --> 01:13:09,937 HOW'S, UH... 1413 01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:14,638 - KATE! - KATE! 1414 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:15,737 - OH. - KATE? 1415 01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,742 OH, SHIT. 1416 01:13:21,311 --> 01:13:24,278 I'M SO SORRY, KATE. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN. 1417 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,612 - [TIFFANY] YEAH. - SORRY. 1418 01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:29,014 SO YOU WANT ME DEAD? 1419 01:13:29,016 --> 01:13:30,749 THIS MAN CHEAT ON YOU? 1420 01:13:30,751 --> 01:13:32,750 YES, BUT IT ALL ENDS NOW. 1421 01:13:32,752 --> 01:13:35,321 PUT GUN DOWN. WE HAVE STONES. 1422 01:13:37,321 --> 01:13:39,322 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 1423 01:13:39,324 --> 01:13:41,523 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SYMPATHY YOU GET 1424 01:13:41,525 --> 01:13:44,759 FROM TWO DEAD MISTRESSES. 1425 01:13:44,761 --> 01:13:47,894 - [GUNSHOT] - [SCREAMING] 1426 01:13:47,896 --> 01:13:49,730 FREEZE! EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES. 1427 01:13:49,732 --> 01:13:51,631 HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 1428 01:13:51,633 --> 01:13:54,734 - YOU, ON YOUR KNEES NOW. - I KNEEL FOR NO MAN. 1429 01:13:54,736 --> 01:13:56,600 I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. 1430 01:13:56,602 --> 01:13:58,302 YOU BETTER BE IMMUNE TO LEAD POISON! 1431 01:13:58,304 --> 01:13:59,670 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! 1432 01:13:59,672 --> 01:14:02,839 COUSIN, OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN INSULTED. 1433 01:14:02,841 --> 01:14:05,307 - [WOMAN MOANING] - WHAT THE FUCK? STOP THAT. 1434 01:14:05,309 --> 01:14:07,842 I SAID, FUCKING STOP THAT! 1435 01:14:07,844 --> 01:14:10,278 OFFICERS BEING ATTACKED! WE NEED BACKUP! 1436 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,947 - SEND BACKUP! - I SAID FUCKING STOP THAT! 1437 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:15,450 - I SAID FREEZE! - [GUNSHOT] 1438 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:21,386 SO I LOOKED AT HER AND I JUST SAID, "FUCK YOU." 1439 01:14:21,388 --> 01:14:22,887 - [WOMAN] OH! - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? 1440 01:14:22,889 --> 01:14:24,155 - [MAN] NOTHING. - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? 1441 01:14:24,157 --> 01:14:25,389 - [MAN] NOTHING, RIGHT? - IT'S OVER. 1442 01:14:25,391 --> 01:14:27,123 [MAN] IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 1443 01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:29,157 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1444 01:14:29,159 --> 01:14:33,795 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1445 01:14:33,797 --> 01:14:36,163 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1446 01:14:36,165 --> 01:14:38,932 UH, UH. NOBODY ELSE. 1447 01:14:38,934 --> 01:14:41,400 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1448 01:14:41,402 --> 01:14:43,969 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1449 01:14:43,971 --> 01:14:46,771 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1450 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,973 TALK TO 'EM, HAZ. 1451 01:14:48,975 --> 01:14:50,875 ♪ YO, I HAD A THING IN THE PAST ♪ 1452 01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:52,776 ♪ ABOUT TRUSTING WOMEN ♪ 1453 01:14:52,778 --> 01:14:54,942 ♪ THEY STEAL MY HEART FAST WHEN I AIN'T LOOKIN' ♪ 1454 01:14:54,944 --> 01:14:57,378 ♪ GUESS I'M TOO NAIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M TOOKEN ♪ 1455 01:14:57,380 --> 01:15:00,515 ♪ ALL THE TIME ON THE RIDE LEFT SINCE YOU WALKING OUT ♪ 1456 01:15:00,517 --> 01:15:02,581 ♪ GAVE HER MY ALL, SHE WAS DISLOYAL ♪ 1457 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:05,251 ♪ CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE, WE LET THE MILK SPOIL ♪ 1458 01:15:05,253 --> 01:15:07,887 ♪ SAT OUT TOO LONG, LOVE AND THE THRILLS GONE ♪ 1459 01:15:07,889 --> 01:15:10,454 ♪ TRY TO STEAL MY JOY, BUT I'M STILL STRONG ♪ 1460 01:15:10,456 --> 01:15:12,891 ♪ I'M STILL SHOWING, IT FEELS WRONG ♪ 1461 01:15:12,893 --> 01:15:15,258 ♪ HOLDING ON TO A LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SCORNED ♪ 1462 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,460 ♪ EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOK LIKE SALMA HAYEK IN "DUSK TILL DAWN" ♪ 1463 01:15:17,462 --> 01:15:19,662 HELP! HELP! DISABLED... [SHOUTING] 1464 01:15:19,664 --> 01:15:21,897 OH, GOD. 1465 01:15:21,899 --> 01:15:24,432 THANK YOU, LADIES. YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 1466 01:15:24,434 --> 01:15:27,434 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M OKAY, YEAH. 1467 01:15:27,436 --> 01:15:29,235 I'M OKAY NOW. THANKS. 1468 01:15:29,237 --> 01:15:30,602 ♪ NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1469 01:15:30,604 --> 01:15:33,038 - GOTTA PUT MY LEG DOWN. - ARE YOU SURE? 1470 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,440 I'M ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 1471 01:15:36,442 --> 01:15:38,875 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1472 01:15:38,877 --> 01:15:41,244 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1473 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:42,645 ♪ YO, WE USED TO CHILL IN THE CRIB ♪ 1474 01:15:42,647 --> 01:15:44,446 ♪ AND JUST WATCH FLICKS ♪ 1475 01:15:44,448 --> 01:15:46,448 ♪ THEN LATER HIT THE MALL, SHOP FOR SOME KICKS ♪ 1476 01:15:46,450 --> 01:15:48,882 ♪ CANDLELIGHT DINNERS, JUST US, WE JUST WANNA KISS ♪ 1477 01:15:48,884 --> 01:15:51,652 ♪ TALK FOR HOURS, ROCKING MARY J., REMINISCE ♪ 1478 01:15:51,654 --> 01:15:54,252 ♪ THAT'S WHEN WE HAD A BOND THAT RULED WITH AN IRON FIST ♪ 1479 01:15:54,254 --> 01:15:56,856 ♪ FELLAS WERE JEALOUS, FOR SURE YOU HAD THE LADIES PISSED ♪ 1480 01:15:56,858 --> 01:15:59,156 ♪ THEY SAID IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GOOD MEN DON'T EXIST ♪ 1481 01:15:59,158 --> 01:16:01,792 ♪ NEVER INSECURE, YOU IGNORED ALL THEM CHICKS ♪ 1482 01:16:01,794 --> 01:16:04,528 ♪ YOU SEE IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, IT WAS NOTHING LESS ♪ 1483 01:16:04,530 --> 01:16:07,130 ♪ PUT OUT YOUR HAND, YOU GOT THE BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS ♪ 1484 01:16:07,132 --> 01:16:09,730 ♪ THE GOOD LIFE, SHE HAD IT ALL, NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ 1485 01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:12,200 ♪ TILL SHE SAT ME DOWN AND SAID SHE HAD TO CONFESS ♪ 1486 01:16:12,202 --> 01:16:14,434 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1487 01:16:14,436 --> 01:16:17,102 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1488 01:16:17,104 --> 01:16:20,105 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1489 01:16:20,107 --> 01:16:22,440 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1490 01:16:22,442 --> 01:16:24,809 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1491 01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:27,310 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1492 01:16:27,312 --> 01:16:30,513 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1493 01:16:30,515 --> 01:16:33,081 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1494 01:16:33,083 --> 01:16:35,283 ♪ SHE WAS THE ONE THAT I TRUSTED ♪ 1495 01:16:35,285 --> 01:16:37,718 ♪ WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT SHE WOULD SPREAD LIKE MUSTARD ♪ 1496 01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,287 ♪ SEE ME WITH MY NEW CHICK, NOW YOU DISGUSTED? ♪ 1497 01:16:40,289 --> 01:16:42,721 ♪ FIX YOUR FACE, YOU WAS THE ONE THAT GOT BUSTED ♪ 1498 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:44,724 ♪ LEFT ME FOR SOMEBODY THAT YOU KNOW COULDN'T AFFORD YOU ♪ 1499 01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:48,093 - HEY, YO, GIRL, YOU LIKE CAVIAR? - YOU LIKE SIZZLER? 1500 01:16:48,095 --> 01:16:50,293 - ♪ SEX TAPE LEAKED ♪ - TWIZZLERS? 1501 01:16:50,295 --> 01:16:51,795 I'M GONNA BUY YOU A DENNY'S. 1502 01:16:51,797 --> 01:16:54,064 ROLLING FATTIES, SMOKING BLUNTS. 1503 01:16:54,066 --> 01:16:56,032 - MAN, SHE WANTED TO SUCK MY DICK, - BACKWARDS. 1504 01:16:56,034 --> 01:16:57,733 LIKE, DUH-DOOP, DUH-DOOP, DUH-DOOP. 1505 01:16:57,735 --> 01:16:59,902 YEAH, LIKE BENT IT OVER, THOUGH, A FEW TIMES. 1506 01:16:59,904 --> 01:17:01,835 - LIKE JUICY-J? - ANAL. LIKE ANAL. 1507 01:17:01,837 --> 01:17:04,670 FUCK, I WAS GONNA TAKE HER TO THE $1 DISCOUNT STORE, 1508 01:17:04,672 --> 01:17:06,173 BUY HER SOME TRINKETS. 1509 01:17:06,175 --> 01:17:07,373 ♪ I'M GONNA LEARN TO TRUST AGAIN ♪ 1510 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:09,074 ♪ AND SEE WHAT IT'S GONNA DO ♪ 1511 01:17:09,076 --> 01:17:11,775 - AND THEN? - AND INSERT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER. 1512 01:17:11,777 --> 01:17:14,615 - SOFTLY. - WITH THE ONE DOLLAR CONDOM? 1513 01:17:16,181 --> 01:17:17,581 [DIRECTOR] ACTION! 1514 01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,382 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF. 1515 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:21,584 - YOU GUYS FEEL THE SAME WAY? - UH, NO! 1516 01:17:21,586 --> 01:17:22,884 YEAH, YOU DO. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 1517 01:17:22,886 --> 01:17:24,018 I CAN DEFINITELY SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 1518 01:17:24,020 --> 01:17:25,353 - FUCK YOU. - FUCK YOU. 1519 01:17:25,355 --> 01:17:26,787 IS THAT TOM? 1520 01:17:26,789 --> 01:17:29,956 NOT UNLESS HE'S IN "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." 1521 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,190 IT'S REBECCA. 1522 01:17:31,192 --> 01:17:32,893 - I'M REBECCA, IDIOT. - FUCK IT! 1523 01:17:32,895 --> 01:17:35,760 HEY, BABE, IF THAT'S ELVIS, YOU'RE SEEING GHOSTS. RUN! 1524 01:17:35,762 --> 01:17:37,061 OR IT'S THOSE SHROOMS I GAVE YOU. 1525 01:17:37,063 --> 01:17:38,362 HEY, BAE, WHILE YOU UP, 1526 01:17:38,364 --> 01:17:39,763 GIVE ME A SUNKIST AND SHAKE IT UP! 1527 01:17:39,765 --> 01:17:40,931 YOU KNOW I LIKE IT FIZZY, GIRL. 1528 01:17:40,933 --> 01:17:42,365 HEY, BAE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1529 01:17:42,367 --> 01:17:43,566 SINCE YOU UP, YOU GOT A MINUTE, 1530 01:17:43,568 --> 01:17:45,001 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO MCDONALD'S? 1531 01:17:45,003 --> 01:17:46,601 BAE, GET THE DOOR! IT'S DOMINO'S! 1532 01:17:46,603 --> 01:17:49,237 SAY, BAE? BAE? WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD 1533 01:17:49,239 --> 01:17:50,772 AND PUT ON THAT BIG BIRD SUIT? 1534 01:17:50,774 --> 01:17:53,773 YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT "SESAME STREET" ROLE PLAY. 1535 01:17:53,775 --> 01:17:56,174 I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT "SESAME STREET." 1536 01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:58,511 [MAN] YEAH, COME BACK DRESSED AS KERMIT THE FROG. 1537 01:17:58,513 --> 01:18:01,616 - NAH, I CAN'T SAY THAT. - [CREW LAUGHING] 1538 01:18:01,618 --> 01:18:05,515 SUBTITLES BY EXPLOSIVESKULL 1539 01:18:05,517 --> 01:18:07,783 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1540 01:18:07,785 --> 01:18:10,652 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1541 01:18:10,654 --> 01:18:12,855 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1542 01:18:12,857 --> 01:18:15,890 ♪ UH, UH, NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1543 01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:17,925 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1544 01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:21,060 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1545 01:18:21,062 --> 01:18:23,662 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1546 01:18:23,664 --> 01:18:25,864 TALK TO 'EM, HAZ. 1547 01:18:25,866 --> 01:18:27,665 ♪ YO, I HAD A THING IN THE PAST ♪ 1548 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,432 ♪ ABOUT TRUSTING WOMEN ♪ 1549 01:18:29,434 --> 01:18:31,869 ♪ THEY STEAL MY HEART FAST WHEN I AIN'T LOOKIN' ♪ 1550 01:18:31,871 --> 01:18:34,237 ♪ GUESS I'M TOO NAIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M TOOKEN ♪ 1551 01:18:34,239 --> 01:18:37,439 ♪ ALL THE TIME ON THE RIDE LEFT SINCE YOU WALKING OUT ♪ 1552 01:18:37,441 --> 01:18:39,241 ♪ GAVE HER MY ALL, SHE WAS DISLOYAL ♪ 1553 01:18:39,243 --> 01:18:41,875 ♪ CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE, WE LET THE MILK SPOIL ♪ 1554 01:18:41,877 --> 01:18:44,643 ♪ SAT OUT TOO LONG, LOVE AND THE THRILLS GONE ♪ 1555 01:18:44,645 --> 01:18:47,212 ♪ TRY TO STEAL MY JOY, BUT I'M STILL STRONG ♪ 1556 01:18:47,214 --> 01:18:49,647 ♪ I'M STILL SHOWING, IT FEELS WRONG ♪ 1557 01:18:49,649 --> 01:18:52,050 ♪ HOLDING ON TO A LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SCORNED ♪ 1558 01:18:52,052 --> 01:18:55,051 ♪ EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOK LIKE SALMA HAYEK IN "DUSK TILL DAWN" ♪ 1559 01:18:55,053 --> 01:18:57,554 ♪ CONGRATULATE YOURSELF, YOU INSPIRED THIS SONG ♪ 1560 01:18:57,556 --> 01:18:59,589 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? ♪ 1561 01:18:59,591 --> 01:19:02,257 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1562 01:19:02,259 --> 01:19:05,525 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1563 01:19:05,527 --> 01:19:07,728 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1564 01:19:07,730 --> 01:19:10,162 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1565 01:19:10,164 --> 01:19:12,732 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1566 01:19:12,734 --> 01:19:15,901 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1567 01:19:15,903 --> 01:19:17,500 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1568 01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:19,303 ♪ YO, WE USED TO CHILL IN THE CRIB ♪ 1569 01:19:19,305 --> 01:19:21,136 ♪ AND JUST WATCH FLICKS ♪ 1570 01:19:21,138 --> 01:19:23,306 ♪ THEN LATER HIT THE MALL, SHOP FOR SOME KICKS ♪ 1571 01:19:23,308 --> 01:19:25,707 ♪ CANDLELIGHT DINNERS, JUST US, WE JUST WANNA KISS ♪ 1572 01:19:25,709 --> 01:19:28,509 ♪ TALK FOR HOURS, ROCKING MARY J., REMINISCE ♪ 1573 01:19:28,511 --> 01:19:30,911 ♪ THAT'S WHEN WE HAD A BOND THAT RULED WITH AN IRON FIST ♪ 1574 01:19:30,913 --> 01:19:33,513 ♪ FELLAS WERE JEALOUS, FOR SURE YOU HAD THE LADIES PISSED ♪ 1575 01:19:33,515 --> 01:19:36,147 ♪ THEY SAID IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GOOD MEN DON'T EXIST ♪ 1576 01:19:36,149 --> 01:19:38,716 ♪ NEVER INSECURE, YOU IGNORED ALL THEM CHICKS ♪ 1577 01:19:38,718 --> 01:19:41,152 ♪ YOU SEE IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, IT WAS NOTHING LESS ♪ 1578 01:19:41,154 --> 01:19:43,720 ♪ HOLD OUT YOUR HAND, YOU GOT THE BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS ♪ 1579 01:19:43,722 --> 01:19:45,154 ♪ THE GOOD LIFE, SHE HAD IT ALL ♪ 1580 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,923 ♪ NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ 1581 01:19:46,925 --> 01:19:48,857 ♪ TILL SHE SAT ME DOWN AND SAID SHE HAD TO CONFESS ♪ 1582 01:19:48,859 --> 01:19:50,625 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1583 01:19:50,627 --> 01:19:53,894 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1584 01:19:53,896 --> 01:19:57,130 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1585 01:19:57,132 --> 01:20:00,132 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1586 01:20:00,134 --> 01:20:02,500 ♪ WORD, AS ONE ♪ 1587 01:20:02,502 --> 01:20:03,902 ♪ HAZARDOUS ♪ 1588 01:20:03,904 --> 01:20:05,702 ♪ HAZ ♪ 1589 01:20:05,704 --> 01:20:08,140 ♪ NEW EDITION ♪ 119138