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Please tell me you watched
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the last episode of "The Guest Book"?
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It was the one where the
doctor who lives next door
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was feeling guilty about
his marriage breaking up,
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so he didn't want to go out
with the cute little lady cop.
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But then he found out their
breakup wasn't his fault,
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so now he and the cop are
gonna go out on a date.
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And the old man who the
stripper is blackmailing
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is having second thoughts
about giving her
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the keys to the cabin again.
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Anyway, did you watch?
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Nope.
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"My name is Jacob",
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"and I find myself in your cabin
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at the end of a long journey."
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Look at that.
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Your leather satchel has a zipper on it.
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Would you mind if I tried it?
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Knock yourself out.
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Sweetheart, are you on drugs?
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Oh, no. I'm Amish.
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This is my Rumspringa.
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May God show you your path
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and may it lead you back
into our waiting arms.
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Rumspringa is when we go into the world
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to experience things we are forbidden...
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Television, cars,
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non-traditional clothing with zippers
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and something called Velcro.
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The English world is full of thieves.
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Take my hunting pistol for protection.
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Just wave it around
if you get in trouble.
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I was nervous, and Papa wasn't helping.
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My cousin Samuel left for
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Rumspringa quite some time ago
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and said I could stay with him.
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Jacob! What up, son?!
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Samuel's new ears reminded me
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of my favorite toy as a child,
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my hoop and stick.
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At first, the outside world scared me.
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Very loud, and they had strange customs.
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But then I realized exactly
what needed to be done.
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Just like my parents always taught me,
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put my faith in God
and he will lead the way.
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The first thing God wanted me
to do was try electricity.
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It was amazing.
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Everything looked so real.
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Dumbass. You gotta put
the headphones on.
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And don't watch that shit.
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I got some bootleg DVDs if
you want to check 'em out.
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The next thing God wanted me to do
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was watch something called "8 Mile."
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The film was about a flaxen-haired
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gentleman named B-Rabbit.
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He talked quite rapidly to
extremely catchy music,
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and I found myself really
getting a thrill out of it.
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But that was nothing
compared to how I felt
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when I saw B-Rabbit's
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beautiful girlfriend.
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When I looked at her,
God made me feel funny
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between my stomach
and the top of my legs.
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And suddenly, it all made sense.
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God wanted me to leave my family
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so I could find my true love.
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That's why he had me turn on the TV
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and that's why he had
me watch that movie.
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He wanted me to find the actress
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who played the part of
B-Rabbit's girlfriend
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and make her my wife.
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That girl is dead.
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Pardon?
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That little white chick
from the Eminem movie?
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Brittany Murphy?
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She's dead.
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Only way you gonna see
her in Los Angeles
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is if you have a shovel.
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I left my shovel at home.
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It's turnip planting season.
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Why would God put me on
a bus to find my true love
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when he's already taken
her from this earth?
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"Spend some time in God's country."
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I told you not to call me at work.
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Tough shit! I'm at work, too!
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You need to give me the
keys to Froggy Cottage.
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No. I never agreed to
do it more than once.
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- I don't care what you...
- Who is that?
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Telemarketer.
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Hello? Is this God's Country?
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That's what the poster says.
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Perfect.
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I think he wants me to meet him here.
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Well...
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We rent cabins.
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Did he happen to tell you which one
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- he'd be waiting for you in?
- No, but he will.
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Froggy Cottage.
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I'll need your name and phone number.
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There's only one phone in my town.
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It's for emergencies.
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The number is area code
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7-1-7...
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1.
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God?
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God?
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God?
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God?
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God?
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It's me, Jacob.
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God?
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I searched for God all over your cabin,
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but he was nowhere to be found.
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So I went back to our previous
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form of communication
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so he could speak to me again.
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That's when it finally all made sense.
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God wasn't going to come to me.
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He wanted me to come to him
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and Brittany.
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All I needed...
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Was a bullet.
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Normally, suicide is a sin.
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But so is having sex with prostitutes,
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taking drugs, stabbing a homeless man,
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and everything else Papa told me he did
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on his Rumspringa.
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But God obviously has
a special plan for me
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that will send me into his waiting arms.
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You people at the top
of the mountain think
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you are so smart, and us
valley folk are so dumb.
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Look at you, acting like you're
king turd of shit mountain,
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and you don't even understand
the basic rules of blackmail.
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I thought it was gonna
be a one-time thing.
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You can't just keep
renting out the cabins
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and expecting me to give you the keys.
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Mom, maybe we could find another way...
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Shut up, Frank.
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Your shoes are untied, buddy.
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Oh.
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Excuse me?
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I know your store sells naked women,
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but is there a store nearby
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that sells bullets for a gun?
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Baby doll, if you're not
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old enough to see titties,
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you're not old enough for bullets.
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Hey, kid.
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I'll sell you a bullet for $5.
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Sinnomin, start clapping.
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Kid, follow the sounds of the claps.
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Come on. Come on, please? Please?
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They're not even my keys to give.
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We rent those cabins for the owners.
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Well, that's your problem, not mine.
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Look, I got a couple of newlyweds
coming in on Thursday,
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so if I don't have the keys to a cabin
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with a view of the lake
by Wednesday night,
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your wife is gonna
have front row tickets
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to a little movie I like to call,
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"Your Husband is Sucking on my Titties."
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Oh! I never...
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You smushed them into my face!
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She smushed them into my face.
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He asked you out?
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Wow! He's cute.
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You should definitely sleep
with him on the first date.
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Mom.
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Hello? Do you ladies know
where I might purchase a tarp?
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I'm planning something that
will make a bit of a mess.
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There's a hardware store
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half a block down from the pizza place.
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So if you could get this
letter to my parents,
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I would really appreciate it.
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And make sure you tell
them that I used a tarp
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so I didn't mess up your floor.
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Mom will like that.
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See you on the other side! Jacob.
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At first, I didn't know
why God would delay me
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from meeting my true love by
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having the man give me a bullet
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that was too big for Papa's gun.
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But then I realized it was
because I hadn't written
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my last will and testament yet.
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So here it is.
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I leave my black pants to Daniel.
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I leave my gray shirts to Isaac.
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I leave my white shirts to Matthew.
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I leave my hats to Papa.
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I leave my macramé yarns and
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macramé crafts to Gertrude.
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I leave my hoop and stick to Ruth.
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And I leave my livestock
for the family to share.
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Okay, that's it. I doubt
I'll be able to find
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the right bullet for Papa's gun,
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so I'm going to look around your house
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and see if I can find
another way to kill myself.
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- Oh! Hi.
- Hello.
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Ah.
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Condoms.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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- I got some other stuff, too.
- Uh-huh.
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I got your message. Why did you...
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You off the hook, buddy.
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- Seriously?
- Hey, look,
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I didn't wanna do this to
you in the first place,
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but my stepmother threatened
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to put a fork in my eye. And...
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And then you just kept
doing nice things...
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Like telling me when
my shoes were untied.
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My dad used to tell me
when my shoes were untied.
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Hey, just don't tell her you
got the tape from me, okay?
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Well, I figured out a way to kill myself
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and send me to heaven into the waiting
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arms of Brittany Murphy.
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I've decided to fill
the tub up with water
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and jump in, holding your toaster.
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It's actually kind of poetic.
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An Amish boy literally
killed by electricity.
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See you on the other side! Jacob.
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Me again.
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It turns out your cord on your toaster
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doesn't reach the tub.
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I tried heating it up, unplugging it,
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and then jumping in the tub with it,
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but it didn't kill me at all.
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So I've decided to hang myself.
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You didn't have any rope in your house,
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so my only choice was to dismantle
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your strange macramé art
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and fashion myself a noose.
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See you on the other side! Jacob.
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I still can't believe I bought
condoms from your mother.
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I can't believe I got drunk
enough to tell you that.
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Mmm.
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I don't suppose we can just
pretend we didn't see that?
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I kind of took an oath
to protect and serve.
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Aah!
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I took a stupid oath, too.
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Aah! Almost there, buddy.
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I really liked our waitress tonight.
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She was right about
the fish, I'll tell you that.
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Did Wilfrid drop those keys off yet?
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Uh... no. He never... he never came by.
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Well, hello, Vivian.
I thought you might call.
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When are you dropping off those keys?
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- I'm not.
- Yes, you are,
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unless you want me to show
that tape to your wife.
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Well, you go ahead and do that
if you think you can find it.
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And what's that mean?
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It means that maybe you
"valley folk" are as dumb
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as us "top of the mountain
folk" think you are.
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And if you want to rent a cabin,
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you can call us at 8 a.m.
when we're open.
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Eat shit, dumbass!
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Frank!
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Frank!
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Did I always have this many fingers?
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Yeah, buddy.
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I think that's just the
hydrocodone kicking in.
263
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,908
We'll try to get in touch with
your parents in the morning.
264
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,565
Who's that?
265
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,467
That's Marcia Brady.
266
00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:31,239
You think it's okay to leave him here?
267
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,878
Oh, he'll be asleep before you know it.
268
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,639
Besides, he's not going anywhere.
269
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,041
Looks like he's in love.
270
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,944
She makes my stomach
feel like I'm sledding.
271
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,646
So do you want me to
take you home, or...
272
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,481
Or. I choose "or."
273
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,385
Finally, it all made sense.
274
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:48,853
God didn't let me kill myself
275
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,156
because he wanted me to be with an angel
276
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,124
right here on Earth...
277
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,793
Marcia Brady.
278
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,761
Not only is she beautiful,
279
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,401
but unlike Brittany,
280
00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,562
she's exactly my age.
281
00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:03,263
I have to find her.
282
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,469
And I know exactly where to look...
283
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:07,973
Los Angeles, California.
284
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,897
Thanks for letting me use your house.
285
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:12,711
I couldn't remember what
your bizarre macramé
286
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,155
art looked like,
287
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:16,328
so I just tied it into an owl.
288
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,085
P.S., your toaster isn't working,
289
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,391
but maybe it will after it dries out.
290
00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:24,797
I don't know a lot about electricity.
291
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,235
Good night.
292
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:48,429
Morning.
293
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,057
What time is it?
294
00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:51,596
8:00.
295
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,713
Mount Trace Rentals.
296
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,174
Uh, yes, hello.
297
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,672
Is there the woman who
work there available?
298
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,174
I'm sorry, she's out, uh,
cleaning the cabins.
299
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,876
- Can I take a message?
- That's okay.
300
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,544
I'll find her and tell her myself!
301
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:21,175
I don't need a tape, asshole!
302
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,571
I'm smart enough to paint an
accurate picture with my words!
303
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,916
Titty-licker!
304
00:16:25,997 --> 00:16:28,896
You smushed them into my face!
305
00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:58,227
Oh.
306
00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:01,387
Oh. Morning.
307
00:17:01,393 --> 00:17:02,744
- Good morning.
- Mm.
308
00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:04,779
I'm sorry about that alarm.
309
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,889
My son's coming by later today.
I wanted to get up early.
310
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,495
You go back to sleep.
311
00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:43,785
Please.
312
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,186
- You can't tell her.
- Shut up! Stay out of my way!
313
00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:46,667
No, no, look, look, look. I'm sorry.
314
00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,206
I shouldn't have destroyed
the blackmail tape.
315
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,225
Listen, I'll... I'll let
you make another one.
316
00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:51,964
I'll even really suck
your titties this time.
317
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,566
This isn't about money anymore.
318
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:55,593
Nobody outsmarts me!
I am gonna win this!
319
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,132
Well, wait!
320
00:18:03,694 --> 00:18:06,595
Don't! Don't! Please!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
321
00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,514
Uhh!
322
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:30,816
What? Why?
323
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,540
What?!
324
00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:38,326
Oh, my God! What?!
325
00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:55,724
What? I-I was just practicing,
326
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,242
so... so my son...
327
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,636
She was gonna kill you.
I had to shoot her, right?
328
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:01,142
Absolutely.
329
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,178
Uh, maybe we should, uh,
get her out of sight
330
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,959
while we, uh, while
we discuss this, huh?
331
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:06,819
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
332
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:11,757
I can't believe I actually hit
something I was aiming at.
333
00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:15,363
♪ There's an arrow of love ♪
334
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:18,730
♪ Headed straight for you ♪
335
00:19:19,871 --> 00:19:23,003
♪ From a heart that's sure ♪
336
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,586
♪ With a name that's true ♪
337
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,010
♪ No, don't feel the sting ♪
338
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,638
♪ 'Cause it's stung me, too ♪
339
00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:38,817
♪ And happy, I lay wounded ♪
340
00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:42,955
♪ In love with you ♪
341
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:47,034
♪ There's an arrow of fear ♪
342
00:19:47,962 --> 00:19:51,331
♪ In my quiver it stays ♪
343
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:55,046
♪ For it pierced me deep ♪
344
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,536
- ♪ In my younger days ♪
- Marcia?
345
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,377
Rumspringa?
346
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,204
- ♪ Left me frozen in time ♪
- You're not the first.
347
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,610
Come on in and we'll figure
out how to get you home.
348
00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:07,213
♪ Without words to say ♪
349
00:20:07,996 --> 00:20:10,973
This is what happens when you
grow up not watching TV.
350
00:20:10,979 --> 00:20:14,313
♪ Oh, come what may ♪
351
00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:18,043
♪ There's an arrow that forgives ♪
352
00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:22,447
♪ It doesn't compromise ♪
353
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:26,251
♪ And as long as I live ♪
354
00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:30,455
♪ I'll have it in my side ♪
355
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,891
♪ And if everyone asks ♪
356
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:37,272
♪ What kind of soul am I ♪
357
00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:41,250
♪ The kind with a heart ♪
358
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:45,537
♪ Bared open wide ♪
359
00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:55,453
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