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Ooh,
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tonight is the night, man.
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Mm, "The Guest Book" is on. Whoo!
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Hey, it's not too late to catch up,
especially since, basically
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it's a new story each episode.
But the people in the town...
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They have some stuff going on, too.
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The doctor that lives
next door to the cabin
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is preparing for his wife to come visit.
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But the little lady cop is bummed out,
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'cause I think she has
a mad crush on him.
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And remember how I told you
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the stripper's blackmailing
the guy who rents the cabins?
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Well, she found someone
to rent Froggy Cottage,
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so I think this week, that's
who's gonna stay there.
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[SIGHS] Damn. Do you have
a dollar I could borrow?
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- Thanks.
- You gonna watch the show?
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You gonna watch the show?
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You gonna watch the show?
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♪ Wherever we go ♪
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♪ That's fine by me ♪
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♪ We'll settle our bones ♪
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♪ Eventually ♪
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♪ Yeah, I need a break,
I need a minute ♪
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♪ Just give me one day ♪
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♪ Let's get, get, get away ♪
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♪
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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PEDRO: So, what brings you to México?
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Let me guess...
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- A beautiful woman.
- No,
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beautiful women are too much
work. I prefer slightly older,
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slightly damaged women
with big bank accounts.
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Look.
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This one bought me a car.
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This one paid for my calf implants.
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And this one here is the
reason I'm in Mexico.
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BLAKE: No one is 100% honest
in their online dating profile.
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Mine doesn't disclose
that I have webbed toes,
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and Marta's failed to mention
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that she made her
fortune selling cocaine.
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But who am I to judge people
on how they pay my bills?
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Hey, baby.
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Since you like poems so
much, I wrote one for you.
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"Roses are red, violets are blue.
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"Time to dry off and put your wiener
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"inside Mommy." [LAUGHS]
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- [LAUGHS]
- [GUNS COCKING]
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- [UNDER BREATH] Mierda.
- I can't go to jail.
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I'm too pretty, and I know too much
about thread count. I'll testify.
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She told me she gets her drugs
from the Colombian cartel.
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Puta rata!
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[HOCKS, SPITS]
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Ohh, man!
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Not ladylike, Marta!
Not ladylike in the least!
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[SIREN WHOOPS, RADIO CHATTER]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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They want me to take your statement here
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rather than risk you
being seen at the station.
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The Colombian cartel
have people everywhere.
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But...
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If you want a little free advice,
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if you just keep your mouth
shut, you'll be out in a year.
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If you testify, there'll be a price
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on your head for the rest of your life.
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Aw, don't worry about me, buddy.
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I got enough cash hidden away to
make sure they'll never find me.
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- [WHACK]
- Oh, shit,
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shit, shit!!
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I warned you! They have
people everywhere!
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Realizing they would stop at nothing
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to keep me from testifying,
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after a few weeks, the
cops decided to move me
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to a safe house in the mountains.
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RICHARD: When you get there, do
a sweep for potential weapons.
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I will, Dad. I've been
doing this for 20 years.
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Besides, [SIGHS] I don't think
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I have much to worry
about with this guy.
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Call me tonight. I'm off to a potluck.
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- Love you.
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
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We're out of the city.
You can sit up now.
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How do you know Marta's people
don't know where you're taking me?
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I promise you're safe, trust me.
My father's the head
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of the department, and as you can
tell, he's a little overprotective...
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Won't assign me to anything the
least bit dangerous or exciting.
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I'm six years away from retirement,
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and I haven't even been shot at yet.
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You know what might be exciting?
If I didn't have to testify.
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You could just drop me
off at my apartment,
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let me grab a few things,
let me disappear.
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Yeah, right.
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If you like, we could
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get to know each other
a little while we're there.
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Keep dreaming.
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BLAKE: If this woman was heavier, older,
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or uglier, I might have had a shot.
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But my powers don't tend to
work on anything above a five.
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[SNIP]
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I think they're here.
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If you don't mind, could you at least
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go over the Froggy Cottage
house rules with them?
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We're the ones doing
the blackmailing, dipshit.
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- We make the rules, not you.
- [CAR DOORS OPEN]
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Holy shit.
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That guy looks like a
weatherman or something.
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I-I got to go find my eyelashes.
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- TRINA: Hi.
- Hi.
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- We're here to pick up some keys.
- Um, yeah.
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Come on in.
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"The downstairs toilet needs to be
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"handled with care, a frown symbol.
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"The bolts are loose, a smile symbol."
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- Those are parenthesis.
- "No pets.
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"No smoking."
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A famous poet once said
that in order to create,
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one must first observe.
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And I was observing
that I might have found
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the perfect woman to
help me create my escape.
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FRANK: "Do not feed the wildlife.
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"Please shower prior
to using the hot tub.
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"And lastly, no jumping on the bed.
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"No jumping on the couch.
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- "No jumping on..."
- We're not gonna be doing any jumping.
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Let's go.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Aw, man, I got to go to the bathroom.
- [SCOFFS]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
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- [DOOR CREAKS AND BANGS]
- What's with all the secrecy?
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- Are you scared of your chauffeur?
- She's a cop,
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and I'm her prisoner.
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Oh, my God, that is so hot.
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Normally, I enjoy a little
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cat-and-mousing when I romance a woman.
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But I needed this stripper
to fall in love with me fast.
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- [HEAVY BREATHING]
- From the second I saw you,
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I knew there was something between us.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] I felt it, too.
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It was like a thunderbolt.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I wish we could be together.
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I mean, we could if you...
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No, I should go.
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If... If I what?
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If you help me escape.
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I've got a suitcase full of
cash stashed in my apartment.
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If you can bring it back here
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and follow a few simple instructions,
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you and I could be making
love on a Mexican beach.
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I'm in.
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[LOWERED VOICE] This is
unbelievable. Unbelievable!
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[LOWERED VOICE] I don't
know why you're being a dick.
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Maybe because I invited you up here
for the weekend, so we can work on
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our marriage, and you brought
a date and you brought a date.
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Well, if you didn't want me
to bring a guest, you should
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have been more specific in your text.
Stop using so many emojis.
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- It makes you look like a pussy.
- [LOUDLY] I was trying to...
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You're trying to make me yell, look
like a monster in front of Bryce.
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- I'm not gonna play your game.
- No, you'll play your own game
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and try to look cooler than me
by getting our son a crossbow.
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By the way, that's about to backfire.
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Cool!
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Dad, he hit the bull's-eye!
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You can't even hit the target.
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Where'd you meet this guy again?
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At the archery range.
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Bull's-eye!!
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[GRUNTS]
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[RATTLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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BLAKE: Oh, no!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Chubbys. We won't tell if you don't.
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Yeah, we got a serious
problem with the toilet.
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- It fell over.
- Oh, my.
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Well, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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These wrenches are expensive.
This is the biggest one
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- I could fit down my pant.
- Shh!
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I'll be there as soon as I can.
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[PHONE BEEPS, ANTENNA CLICKS]
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Hey, Kombucha, powder your clam.
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You're working a double shift tonight.
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♪
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My new boyfriend needs me.
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♪
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I like this story.
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You have a really good way with words.
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Thanks! I majored in poetry.
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Look at you... A poet gigolo.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Poet gigolo.
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Yeah. I like that.
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If they ever make my story into a movie,
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- I'm gonna pitch that as a title.
- I have a cousin
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who works at Disney.
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In the park, but I bet he knows someone.
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Anyway, where were we?
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Sorry about this.
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Hopefully we can get your
potty back up on its feet.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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[RING]
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Hey, Dad.
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Yes, everything is fine,
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except plumbing issues.
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No, I didn't drink milk. I'm
talking about the house.
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- [BOTH MOUTHING WORDS]
- No, the owner's here,
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and she's trying to fix it.
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Some stripper.
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[CONTINUING MOUTHING WORDS]
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No, you're right.
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You're right. I...
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I-I'll get rid of her.
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You know what?
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We'll just use the bathroom
upstairs. You can go.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, if you have any more problems,
feel free to give me a call.
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I'll be at Chubbys...
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[SEDUCTIVELY] All night.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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You can watch TV for a
while if you want...
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Anything but "American Horror Story."
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That shit is dumb as hell.
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Um, I think I might brush my teeth.
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Sink still works, right?
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I assume so, yep.
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[CLICK]
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[WHISPERING] Hey, Dad. It's me.
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Yeah, I know it's been a while.
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No, no, don't have Mom jump on.
I need to ask you a question.
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No, I can't talk louder. I'm...
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At a library.
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Hey, you remember the time you
accidentally knocked me out
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with a softball bat when I was 7?
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Yeah, do you remember
how hard you hit me,
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do you know,
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knock me out but not kill me?
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Was it... [SIGHS]
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Hi, Mom.
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No, I hadn't heard about Aunt Rose.
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'Cause I'm at a library!
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Is that a sonnet?
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No. Maybe. Why?
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You just don't see a lot
of people writing sonnets,
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- that's all.
- I... I-It's not really...
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Sometimes I... I like to
write down my feelings.
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I minored in poetry, so...
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How'd you know it was a sonnet?
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I majored in poetry. Let's hear it.
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[SIGHS]
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00:11:15,272 --> 00:11:17,873
I can't believe I'm doing this.
251
00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:22,686
"As darkness falls upon my story,
252
00:11:22,692 --> 00:11:24,646
"is all my triumph in the past?
253
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,914
"When I look back on all the glory,
254
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,251
"did I answer what my heart asked?
255
00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:31,149
"A journey started with a shout,
256
00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:33,155
"slowly turned into a whisper.
257
00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:35,224
"Regrets are had without a doubt,
258
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,693
"wishing the end could be crisper.
259
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:39,628
"Are the hopes and dreams of fools
260
00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:42,058
"just windmills in the distance?
261
00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:44,279
"Silly dreams for stubborn mules,
262
00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:46,397
"on the path of least resistance?
263
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:49,295
"If so, I hope the end comes quick
264
00:11:49,301 --> 00:11:51,107
"and no one asks me why
265
00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:53,018
"I didn't chase my windmills,
266
00:11:53,306 --> 00:11:56,011
"'cause I fear I might just cry."
267
00:11:58,054 --> 00:12:01,121
[EXHALES] You don't understand it, so...
268
00:12:01,127 --> 00:12:02,727
Of course I do.
269
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:05,540
"As darkness falls upon my story"...
270
00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:08,388
It's about getting older. And
then it goes into how your job
271
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,027
has become more routine, less exciting.
272
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,478
"A journey started with a shout,
slowly turned into a whisper."
273
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,747
But then you ask the question,
274
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:17,949
"Am I wrong to expect more out of life?"
275
00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:20,819
Or "Are the hopes and
dreams of fools just
276
00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:22,720
windmills in the distance?"
277
00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:24,068
It's good.
278
00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:25,690
I don't like the end, though.
279
00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:26,925
It's too sad.
280
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:28,526
You have two lines left in your sonnet
281
00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:31,596
to choose any ending you
like, and you went so dark.
282
00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:34,369
I don't see darkness
in you. I see light.
283
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:39,333
♪
284
00:12:45,878 --> 00:12:48,498
And there - my first seven.
285
00:12:50,084 --> 00:12:52,650
Okay, so, I just had sex
with the cop, right?
286
00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:55,517
Scratch that... We made love.
287
00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:59,550
I might have to see if
we can delay the trial
288
00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,257
so we can stay up here
a couple of extra days.
289
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,163
[HAND CUFFS CLICKING]
290
00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:06,402
I'm sorry. Uh...
291
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:08,914
- What are you doing?
- Escaping. Again,
292
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,871
- so sorry.
- You used me?
293
00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:12,831
No, I didn't. I promise.
294
00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,825
Look, I'm really sorry about this.
295
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,517
It's not everyday I meet
someone who shares
296
00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:18,849
my passion for poetry.
I actually like you.
297
00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:21,053
That never happens with the
women I take advantage of,
298
00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:24,091
that I stole but right now
there's a suitcase full of cash
299
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,493
from my drug-dealing
ex-girlfriend being guarded by
300
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:28,359
a stripper named Tickles,
so I've got to go.
301
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,370
I'm sorry.
302
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,799
[GRUNTING]
303
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,534
Oh!
304
00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:38,208
"The top of the bedpost in
305
00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:40,334
"the downstairs bedroom is loose.
306
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:43,224
"If it falls off, just put it back."
307
00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:55,169
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
308
00:13:57,746 --> 00:13:59,172
Blake.
309
00:13:59,461 --> 00:14:02,462
Oh, my God. Okay.
310
00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:04,187
ANDREW: Wait!
311
00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:06,108
Jessica, wait!
312
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,978
Please, don't go.
313
00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:10,398
I promise I won't talk about
you bringing a date anymore.
314
00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:12,003
And, look, I bought us dinner.
315
00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:14,272
We'll take ours to go.
316
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,574
That bag's just chopsticks and napkins.
317
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:18,309
Please, you're being crazy.
318
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:19,909
I only see my son every two weeks.
319
00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:22,356
And who's fault is that?
[WHISPERS] Asshole!
320
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,864
I think this is the slippery
shrimp and orange chicken.
321
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,621
You can be a real bitch
sometimes, you know that?
322
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,223
Sometimes I wish I never met you!
323
00:14:32,225 --> 00:14:33,992
[ENGINE STARTS]
324
00:14:33,994 --> 00:14:36,728
Hey, Daddy didn't mean
to yell. That's not who I am.
325
00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:40,202
Uh... I'll see you in a
couple weeks, okay, buddy?
326
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,475
Hey, I'm gonna practice that crossbow!
327
00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:46,404
[VEHICLE DEPARTS]
328
00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:50,711
Uh...
329
00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:52,645
come on inside.
330
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,379
Checkbook's in the house.
331
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:57,382
[CRICKETS CHIRPING,
DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
332
00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:58,950
How's the methadone?
333
00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:00,825
It's not as good as heroin.
334
00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,427
What the hell happened?
335
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,085
He attacked me with a wrench.
336
00:15:04,091 --> 00:15:07,525
You were right. I never should
have let the owner of the house in.
337
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,062
[EXHALES SHARPLY] I think
he's headed to a bikini bar.
338
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,521
I'm sending backup. Don't
go there until they arrive.
339
00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:15,337
- Dad, I can do this alone.
- [CELLPHONE CLICKS]
340
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:19,041
What do you mean you're
"Giving me the club?"
341
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,158
I'm leaving the country.
342
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,673
Rent's due on the first of the month.
343
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,648
Oh, and the beer distributor's
been giving me a discount
344
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:25,164
'cause I blew him in a parking lot,
345
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,212
but you'll probably have
to start paying full price.
346
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,636
Unless he swings both ways.
347
00:15:28,642 --> 00:15:30,943
It's possible. He did cry afterwards.
348
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,202
Yeah, I'm gonna pay full price.
349
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:37,238
But do I have to keep it a bikini bar?
350
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,261
'Cause I always thought we
could do better as a sports bar.
351
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:41,995
Do whatever you want. I'll
be making love on a beach.
352
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,288
[DOOR OPENS]
353
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,459
Aw, nuts.
354
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:56,443
This'll be a lot easier if you
just tell me where he is.
355
00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,816
I told you. I don't know where he is.
356
00:15:58,822 --> 00:16:00,063
[SIGHS]
357
00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:01,618
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
358
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,060
[ENGINE STARTS]
359
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,300
He couldn't have gotten far.
360
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:07,556
I'll be back.
361
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,162
The next time you see your boyfriend,
362
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:11,931
you'll be handcuffed to each
other on your way to jail.
363
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,433
[GEARS SHIFT]
364
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:16,936
Wait, wait!
365
00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,605
[TIRES SCREECH]
366
00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,338
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
367
00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:25,262
Did he really tell you
he was my boyfriend?
368
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,836
[GEARS SHIFT]
369
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,567
PEDRO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
370
00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:49,269
What the hell just happened?
371
00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:50,793
You're surprised, right?
372
00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:53,068
See, as soon as you got me
thinking this could be a movie,
373
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,809
I left out some stuff to make
the ending more unexpected.
374
00:16:55,811 --> 00:16:57,911
Ah, a twist!
375
00:16:58,165 --> 00:16:59,531
I love a good twist.
376
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:01,770
Of course you do.
Everyone loves a twist.
377
00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:06,753
Are you going to tell
me what you left out?
378
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:07,950
Yeah, in a sec.
379
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,145
Everyone loves suspense, too.
380
00:17:15,436 --> 00:17:17,536
[COUGHING] Okay!
381
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,401
Here's what I left out.
382
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,682
Blake.
383
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,897
Oh, my God. Okay.
384
00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:26,612
ANDREW: Wait!
385
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,344
Jessica, wait!
386
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,218
[EXHALING]
387
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:35,349
Fine. If you got to shoot
me, then shoot me.
388
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,289
At least it'll be quicker than
whatever the cartel does to me.
389
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:45,965
Take me with you.
390
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,299
What?
391
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:50,142
You said the ending of
my poem was too sad.
392
00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:51,814
Help me write a new one.
393
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,618
"Riding into the sunset
with my brand-new honey
394
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:57,472
"and a suitcase full of
some drug dealer's money"
395
00:17:57,478 --> 00:17:58,944
is a much better rhyme than
396
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:01,414
"Sitting all alone eating Lean Cuisine,
397
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,684
"watching 'Magic Mike'
while I diddle my bean."
398
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,561
My head and my heart,
399
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,852
they battle within, if
I don't find love now,
400
00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,299
I have to ask when
401
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:13,199
will I ever find someone
as perfect as you?
402
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:16,378
But that stripper has my
money, so what can we do?
403
00:18:16,384 --> 00:18:19,398
Please! I'm a cop with a badge,
she sells peeks at her vag.
404
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,068
I can get all your cash,
we'll be gone in a flash.
405
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,463
But in case we get caught,
I can't go to jail.
406
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:25,872
Of course.
407
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,578
So, the story must be
408
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:30,610
that you took me by force.
409
00:18:31,982 --> 00:18:33,415
- [CLANK]
- [GASPS]
410
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,816
[CLANGING, THUD]
411
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:38,451
Now, that's a great ending.
412
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,346
Thanks. We didn't actually do
413
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,758
all that rhyming at the end, but
with the success of "Hamilton,"
414
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,577
I think I'm gonna put that in the movie.
415
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,810
Oh, I wouldn't. That shit is
starting to get really played out.
416
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:50,645
- Where's your girl?
- Oh,
417
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,384
we drove about 3 miles down the road,
418
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:53,985
and I ditched her at a truck stop.
419
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:55,887
Once I was free and had all my money,
420
00:18:55,889 --> 00:18:58,256
I realized her poem kind of sucked.
421
00:18:58,258 --> 00:19:01,377
[SEA BIRDS CALLING]
422
00:19:02,004 --> 00:19:03,662
How did you get down here?
423
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,145
[MOUTH FULL] Mm. I drove her car. Why?
424
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:07,707
Shit.
425
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,028
You don't think they have a
way to track those, do you?
426
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,487
Another twist.
427
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,107
Another twist.
428
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,708
- ♪ When I see my baby ♪
- [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
429
00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:23,213
... with that foolishness.
430
00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,723
♪ What do I see? ♪
431
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,267
♪ Poetry ♪
432
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,737
♪ Poetry in motion ♪
433
00:19:33,396 --> 00:19:36,530
♪ Poetry in motion ♪
434
00:19:36,532 --> 00:19:39,734
♪ Walkin' by my side ♪
435
00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:43,738
♪ Her lovely locomotion ♪
436
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:47,808
♪ Keeps my eyes open wide ♪
437
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,778
♪ Poetry in motion ♪
438
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:54,348
♪ See her gentle sway ♪
439
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:57,618
♪ A wave out on the ocean ♪
440
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,855
♪ Could never move that way ♪
441
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:04,759
♪ I love every movement ♪
442
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:08,362
♪ There's nothing I would change ♪
443
00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:11,766
♪ She doesn't need improvement ♪
444
00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:16,303
♪ She's much too nice to rearrange ♪
445
00:20:16,305 --> 00:20:19,240
♪ Poetry in motion ♪
446
00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:22,410
♪ Dancing close to me ♪
447
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,746
♪ A flower of devotion ♪
448
00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:29,216
♪ A-swaying gracefully ♪
449
00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:31,085
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
450
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:33,025
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ♪
451
00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:36,056
♪ whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, oh ♪
452
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:38,658
Hi. My name is Adam.
453
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:41,228
I'm here to get the
keys to Froggy Cottage.
454
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,188
I planned a surprise date.
455
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:45,581
Ooh. Mints.
456
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,270
Hmm. May I?
457
00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:49,081
- Knock yourself out.
- Yeah?
458
00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:50,520
Uh-huh.
459
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:57,016
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