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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,171 --> 00:00:01,735 Ooh, dude, you gotta check out 2 00:00:01,741 --> 00:00:03,143 "The Guest Book" tonight! 3 00:00:03,149 --> 00:00:04,360 It's the season finale! 4 00:00:04,366 --> 00:00:06,202 Things are really gettin' crazy. 5 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:07,786 So remember that stripper I told you 6 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,414 about that was blackmailing people? 7 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:12,310 Well, the old dude finally put his foot down, 8 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:14,481 and he said he wasn't gonna give her the keys anymore. 9 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:16,218 You know, they totally fought. 10 00:00:16,242 --> 00:00:18,109 And remember the doctor who lives next door 11 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,398 and how he was practicing with 12 00:00:19,404 --> 00:00:20,912 a crossbow to impress his son 13 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:22,884 and how he was gonna go on a date with the cop? 14 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,053 Well, this fool slept with the cop! 15 00:00:25,088 --> 00:00:28,056 And he shot the stripper in the tit with the crossbow! 16 00:00:28,091 --> 00:00:29,763 The tit! And he and the old man 17 00:00:29,769 --> 00:00:31,331 dragged her into the cabin. 18 00:00:31,361 --> 00:00:33,406 But that's all you need to know to enjoy the season finale. 19 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:35,417 Oh, and you might want to know that the old couple is... 20 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:37,230 Is practicing line dancing. I know. 21 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,004 I watched it last week. 22 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,372 Not for me. 23 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:08,621 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 24 00:01:18,451 --> 00:01:19,817 This is bad, isn't it? 25 00:01:19,852 --> 00:01:22,236 It is not good. I'll sure as shit tell you that. 26 00:01:22,242 --> 00:01:24,714 - Is she dead? - No, she's just knocked out. 27 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,005 Once we get this arrow out, she should... 28 00:01:27,011 --> 00:01:28,111 be fine. 29 00:01:28,141 --> 00:01:30,308 What are you gagging for? I thought you were a doctor. 30 00:01:30,343 --> 00:01:33,278 I am. I think this is just from stress. 31 00:01:33,313 --> 00:01:34,632 Well, as long as she agrees 32 00:01:34,638 --> 00:01:36,152 not to tell my wife anything, 33 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:37,624 we'll take her to the hospital. 34 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,025 Tell your wife about what? 35 00:01:39,085 --> 00:01:41,953 Well, I started going to a bikini bar a few months ago, 36 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:43,436 and she threatened to tell my wife about it. 37 00:01:43,442 --> 00:01:44,639 Seriously?! 38 00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:45,958 Don't judge me until you've 39 00:01:45,964 --> 00:01:47,568 been married as long as I have! 40 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,327 Looking at the same naked lady for 50 years 41 00:01:49,362 --> 00:01:51,268 is like watching a candle melt. 42 00:01:51,274 --> 00:01:52,940 I was just trying to get my juices flowing 43 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,528 so I could spice up my marriage. 44 00:01:54,534 --> 00:01:56,151 And it was working, too. 45 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,907 We've never been closer. 46 00:01:57,938 --> 00:01:59,604 We're learning how to line dance together, 47 00:01:59,639 --> 00:02:01,405 and there's talk of a couples' pottery class. 48 00:02:01,411 --> 00:02:03,711 Well, that's great for you. I got a cop in my bed 49 00:02:03,717 --> 00:02:05,550 and a stripper with my arrow in her tit! 50 00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:07,890 Oh, my God. 51 00:02:08,181 --> 00:02:10,448 My wife is gonna have a field day in court with this. 52 00:02:10,484 --> 00:02:12,951 - I'll never see my son again. - Trust me. 53 00:02:12,986 --> 00:02:15,053 Vivian doesn't want to get the cops involved 54 00:02:15,059 --> 00:02:16,217 any more than we do. 55 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,956 Just go get what you need to patch her up. 56 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:19,104 When she wakes up, 57 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:21,202 I'll talk some sense into her. 58 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:24,589 - Okay. I'll be back as soon as I can. - Yeah. 59 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,547 - Hey. - Hey. 60 00:02:38,556 --> 00:02:39,955 I made you pancakes just in case 61 00:02:39,991 --> 00:02:41,524 the crossbow practice made you hungry. Oh. 62 00:02:41,566 --> 00:02:43,430 One of them is kind of shaped like a heart, 63 00:02:43,436 --> 00:02:45,054 but that was an accident. 64 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,661 Or... was it? 65 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,601 You know, I think I need to... 66 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,538 Run in to work real quick, check on a patient. 67 00:02:52,544 --> 00:02:55,044 It's nothing serious. 68 00:02:55,267 --> 00:02:57,835 But I... You know, I should check in. 69 00:02:57,839 --> 00:03:01,140 Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, I-I-I'm sorry. 70 00:03:01,176 --> 00:03:03,042 I probably should have asked before I made it. 71 00:03:03,078 --> 00:03:04,905 I mean, it barely looks like a heart. If anything, it looks 72 00:03:04,911 --> 00:03:07,493 more like a butt. I was just joking. But I didn't mean to make you 73 00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:08,952 - think I was gonna stay all day. - No, no. 74 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:11,282 It's just that last night at dinner, you said you liked pancakes, so I 75 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:12,585 thought I'd just make some. 76 00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:13,920 I'll see you later. Or not. 77 00:03:13,955 --> 00:03:15,388 - Okay. - It's no big deal. 78 00:03:15,423 --> 00:03:16,932 Unless you want to hang out, and then, 79 00:03:16,938 --> 00:03:18,162 uh, call me, okay? 80 00:03:18,193 --> 00:03:20,293 - I can give you a ride. - Oh, no need. 81 00:03:20,328 --> 00:03:22,662 I usually jog in the mornings anyway. 82 00:03:22,697 --> 00:03:24,366 - In bare feet? - Yeah. 83 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,232 That's how they do it in Africa. 84 00:03:26,267 --> 00:03:27,582 It's hard to argue with those guys, 85 00:03:27,588 --> 00:03:29,665 considering how many marathons they win. 86 00:03:29,671 --> 00:03:32,405 I think I read in "Newsweek" that a Kenyan has won 87 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,974 every major marathon in 88 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,114 every city on every continent 89 00:03:36,144 --> 00:03:37,376 for the last 35 years. 90 00:03:37,412 --> 00:03:39,212 And if he doesn't run barefoot... 91 00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:03,803 ♪ He said, "Well, brother, it's simple ♪" 92 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:42,579 I got some sedatives for the... 93 00:04:45,048 --> 00:04:46,103 Wilfrid? 94 00:04:48,368 --> 00:04:49,567 Wilfrid! 95 00:04:49,573 --> 00:04:51,173 Something happened. 96 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,368 What? 97 00:04:53,549 --> 00:04:55,416 What are you doing up there? 98 00:04:55,451 --> 00:04:56,717 Something happened. 99 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,719 What do you mean "something happened"? 100 00:04:58,754 --> 00:05:00,254 Did she leave? 101 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:01,718 She did not leave. 102 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,050 Okay, so where is she? 103 00:05:04,752 --> 00:05:05,973 Please. 104 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,244 Don't be mad. 105 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,437 You and I shouldn't argue. We're... 106 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,871 We're in this together. 107 00:05:11,901 --> 00:05:13,367 In what together? 108 00:05:13,402 --> 00:05:15,035 Well... 109 00:05:15,071 --> 00:05:16,470 After you left, 110 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:18,709 I started to get worried that 111 00:05:19,425 --> 00:05:22,465 if Vivian woke up, she might not be in the best frame of mind. 112 00:05:22,471 --> 00:05:24,738 So to make sure she would listen to me 113 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:26,410 while I tried to reason with her, 114 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:28,637 I used the rope from the macramé owl 115 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:30,209 and tied her to a chair. 116 00:05:30,316 --> 00:05:32,516 Okay. So where is she? 117 00:05:32,552 --> 00:05:34,047 Well, when she woke up, she was 118 00:05:34,053 --> 00:05:35,691 pretty aggravated, as predicted. 119 00:05:35,722 --> 00:05:37,344 And no matter what I said, 120 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,095 she just would not listen! 121 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,525 - Where is she? - I don't know what we gonna do, Doc. 122 00:05:41,531 --> 00:05:43,305 We've got a serious problem here. 123 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:44,512 Where is she?! 124 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:48,432 She's in the bedroom. 125 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:57,442 Oh, thank God, Wilfrid. I thought you killed her. 126 00:05:57,448 --> 00:05:59,063 Oh, I could never do that. 127 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:02,012 I was hoping you'd do it. 128 00:06:02,048 --> 00:06:03,754 - What? - So she wouldn't suffer. 129 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,342 I figured with you being a doctor... 130 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:07,985 What is wrong with you? I am not murdering anyone. 131 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,787 Well, I don't know what we're gonna do, Doc. 132 00:06:09,822 --> 00:06:11,188 She's gonna tell Emma everything, 133 00:06:11,224 --> 00:06:13,190 and that's gonna ruin the line dancing tonight. 134 00:06:13,226 --> 00:06:14,649 Plus, now that I've tied her up, 135 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,244 I'm pretty sure I'll go to jail for kidnapping. 136 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,962 I will die in there. 137 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,891 I'd rather take my chances with killing her. 138 00:06:19,897 --> 00:06:21,310 I'm sorry, Wilfrid, 139 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,529 but it's time to call the cops. 140 00:06:22,535 --> 00:06:24,201 You seem like a really nice guy, 141 00:06:24,237 --> 00:06:26,536 except for wanting to kill this stripper, but this has to end. 142 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:28,339 Great! Just great! 143 00:06:28,374 --> 00:06:30,126 My wife is gonna divorce me, 144 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:32,166 and I'm gonna rot in prison! 145 00:06:36,115 --> 00:06:37,381 Hi. Hi. 146 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:39,316 I-I-I-I'm sorry about all this. 147 00:06:39,352 --> 00:06:41,675 I only shot you to protect Wilfrid. 148 00:06:42,121 --> 00:06:45,329 But, uh, hopefully, we can forget... 149 00:06:48,638 --> 00:06:50,371 Aah! 150 00:06:51,931 --> 00:06:53,264 What the hell is that?! 151 00:06:53,299 --> 00:06:54,765 I'm not sure. He brought it. 152 00:06:54,801 --> 00:06:57,601 - What did I inject her with, doc? - A shitload of sedatives! 153 00:06:57,637 --> 00:07:00,037 Am I gonna die? I don't wanna die. 154 00:07:00,072 --> 00:07:02,873 I wanted to have children and travel the world. 155 00:07:02,909 --> 00:07:05,042 I haven't even seen the Equator yet! 156 00:07:05,077 --> 00:07:07,611 - Ohh! - What did you do that for? 157 00:07:07,647 --> 00:07:10,314 - I was helping you. - I didn't ask you to help me. 158 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:11,882 Well, I didn't ask you to help me either, 159 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:13,846 but that didn't stop you from grabbing your bow and arrow 160 00:07:13,852 --> 00:07:15,619 and going all Crazy Cat on her ass. 161 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:17,021 - Who? - Crazy Cat. 162 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:18,656 He was a Native American character 163 00:07:18,691 --> 00:07:19,990 on the TV show "F Troop." 164 00:07:20,026 --> 00:07:21,959 Have you really never seen "F Troop"? 165 00:07:21,994 --> 00:07:25,262 This isn't what I wanted my life to be. 166 00:07:25,298 --> 00:07:27,464 I just wanted a house 167 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,935 with a manageable yard and a water feature 168 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:33,227 and a man who will microwave 169 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,811 my dinner when I got too tired 170 00:07:35,842 --> 00:07:37,674 and surprise me with a 171 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,015 small dog on Christmas. 172 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:42,713 Where did I go so wrong? 173 00:07:42,748 --> 00:07:46,217 I just wanted to... 174 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,411 If you smother her now, 175 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:51,060 she won't feel a thing. 176 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,250 Is she dead? 177 00:07:56,283 --> 00:07:57,816 No, she's not dead. 178 00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:59,884 Just making sure she won't bite me again. 179 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,646 And thanks to you, she has drugs in her system 180 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,109 that everyone at the hospital saw 181 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,828 me leave with 15 minutes ago. 182 00:08:04,858 --> 00:08:07,056 Goddamn it, Wilfrid. This is a mess. 183 00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:08,699 This is a goddamn mess. 184 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:12,010 Calm down. Calm down. We'll figure something out. 185 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:14,484 Figure something out?! 186 00:08:14,768 --> 00:08:16,668 We have... That's... She has a... 187 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:18,207 If you really don't want to kill her, 188 00:08:18,213 --> 00:08:19,309 maybe we can find Frank, 189 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:20,672 and he'll talk some sense into her. 190 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:22,774 - Who's Frank? - Her stepson, works at Chubby's. 191 00:08:22,809 --> 00:08:24,409 Not a bad guy. Gave me the tape 192 00:08:24,444 --> 00:08:26,070 of me sucking on her titties so I could destroy it. 193 00:08:26,076 --> 00:08:28,076 You were sucking on her titties?! 194 00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:30,211 Not really. She smushed them into my face. 195 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:31,650 And with the camera angle, it... 196 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,334 Shit. 197 00:08:45,098 --> 00:08:47,032 Hey, Dad! I'm gonna go put my stuff away, 198 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:49,139 and then we can go play with the crossbow! 199 00:08:49,194 --> 00:08:50,622 Sounds great. 200 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:51,692 Hello? 201 00:08:52,308 --> 00:08:53,974 Oh, hi, honey. 202 00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:57,625 Oh, well, uh, I wanted to get my shoes shined 203 00:08:57,631 --> 00:09:00,002 before line dancing, so I went down to the bus depot. 204 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:01,459 Hey. 205 00:09:01,552 --> 00:09:04,006 Hey. You're winning the cool parent contest 206 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,876 with that stupid bow and arrow, but don't get used to it. 207 00:09:06,882 --> 00:09:09,439 Next Friday, I'm gonna let him watch "Sausage Party." 208 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,748 Yeah, okay. 209 00:09:11,079 --> 00:09:13,737 Hey, do you think maybe we could, I don't know... 210 00:09:13,743 --> 00:09:16,719 Hey, Doc! Doc! Uh, I gotta go see the wife. 211 00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:19,255 She needs me to try on my line dancing outfit 212 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:22,124 to make sure I won't trip on the fringe. 213 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,272 Wilfrid, I thought we were gonna go find that guy 214 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:26,996 so we could take care of that thing. 215 00:09:27,031 --> 00:09:28,297 Uh, no, no, I'm sorry. 216 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,966 You're gonna have to talk to Frank alone. 217 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:31,634 The last thing I need right now 218 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:34,937 is an angry wife driving around, looking for me. 219 00:09:34,973 --> 00:09:37,306 Happy wife, happy life. 220 00:09:37,342 --> 00:09:39,275 - Yeah. - Now tha a husband. 221 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,111 We might still be married if you took 222 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:42,917 a page out of his book. 223 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:44,219 Oh, yeah, I'd love you to read 224 00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:45,920 a couple chapters of this guy's book. 225 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,784 Tell me exactly which pages you want me to rip out. 226 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:52,772 I'm ready, Dad! 227 00:09:53,324 --> 00:09:54,514 Oh, shit. 228 00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,934 He went from being all cuddly to being all weird. 229 00:10:00,691 --> 00:10:02,915 That's just how they act after they have an orgasm. 230 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:05,232 After a good dick sneeze, 231 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,334 the male brain just shuts down for a while. 232 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,074 Think of it as a compliment. 233 00:10:11,898 --> 00:10:13,220 Hey, Andrew. 234 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:17,362 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 235 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,976 No. No, it's not weird at all. I'd love to. 236 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:22,312 Okay. Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can. 237 00:10:23,351 --> 00:10:25,818 He wants me to keep an eye on his kid while he goes to work. 238 00:10:25,853 --> 00:10:27,420 See? Brain's back up and running. 239 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,711 This could be my chance to show 240 00:10:28,717 --> 00:10:30,047 him I'd be a great stepmom. 241 00:10:30,225 --> 00:10:32,024 If you want that little boy to like you, 242 00:10:32,059 --> 00:10:34,395 just go inside and fill your purse with candy. 243 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:36,224 Until their wieners start calling the shots, 244 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,965 all those creatures think about is sugar. 245 00:10:41,092 --> 00:10:42,658 Am I adopted? 246 00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:46,213 You really want to talk about this now? 247 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:49,041 Again, thank you so much. You guys are gonna have a blast. 248 00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:52,048 Bryce, you're gonna love her. Her name's Kimberly. 249 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:57,508 - See anything you like? - Ooh! 250 00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:04,290 You gotta be kidding me. 251 00:11:04,325 --> 00:11:05,791 She's still alive? 252 00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,584 I thought you shot her with a bow and arrow. 253 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,023 Shh! 254 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,271 How'd you know that? 255 00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:13,477 I drove up when she was kicking Wilfrid's ass. 256 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:16,110 I was gonna jump in, but then you went all Rambo on her. 257 00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:18,216 - You didn't call the cops? - Hell, no. 258 00:11:18,222 --> 00:11:19,817 She got what she deserved, 259 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,831 messing with people's lives like that. 260 00:11:21,837 --> 00:11:24,604 - You sure she's not dead? - Positive. 261 00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:26,457 But if you can't talk some sense into her, 262 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:28,567 - Wilfrid wants to kill her. - Good. 263 00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:29,838 Let him kill her. 264 00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:32,378 - Shh! - What are you worried about? 265 00:11:32,632 --> 00:11:33,791 Them? 266 00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:36,398 Hey, you guys care if somebody kills Vivian? 267 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,605 - I'm cool with it. - Can I watch? 268 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,330 She's your stepmom. 269 00:11:40,336 --> 00:11:43,404 Only because she was married to my father for a month. 270 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,634 She's mean, man. 271 00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:47,557 You see this? 272 00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:49,119 That's a fork wound. 273 00:11:49,162 --> 00:11:51,930 I got about 30 of those all over my body from her. 274 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,053 I don't take my shirt off at the pool 275 00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:56,526 because I look like a baked potato. 276 00:11:56,556 --> 00:11:58,489 - Always with a fork? - Yep. 277 00:11:58,769 --> 00:12:00,627 She keeps it in her purse 278 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,961 and has a guy at the mall that sharpens it for her. 279 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,533 She bit me. 280 00:12:05,078 --> 00:12:07,799 Yeah. Does that when she can't find a fork. 281 00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:11,603 Shit. 282 00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:13,594 If Wilfrid doesn't kill her, 283 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,153 do me a favor 284 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:16,613 and give me the heads up. 285 00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:19,039 I might need to get out of town. 286 00:12:19,045 --> 00:12:22,734 Kombucha, yo, make yourself skinny. 287 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,690 Let me out of here, you assholes! 288 00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:33,418 I swear to God, I will kill you 289 00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:34,945 if you don't cut me loose! 290 00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:51,146 Mount Trace Rentals. 291 00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:53,027 Oh, hey, Officer Leahy. 292 00:12:53,095 --> 00:12:55,061 What does she want? 293 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:58,661 No, Froggy Cottage is empty right now. 294 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,649 I'll bet someone just left the TV on. 295 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,289 Would you mind going in there and turning it off? 296 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,444 There's a key hidden in a rock 297 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,703 somewhere in the backyard. 298 00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:37,850 Why are you a cowboy?! 299 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,319 Found it! 300 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:06,595 Dad, I killed a crow. 301 00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:09,004 That's great, buddy. Where's Kimberly? 302 00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,218 Hey, what's going on in here? 303 00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:14,140 Oh, I was just turning off the television for Emma. 304 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,695 Didn't there used to be some weird 305 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,190 macramé thing here? 306 00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:18,801 Not sure. You know what I could go for right now? 307 00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,709 Heart-shaped pancakes. 308 00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:24,001 Ow! 309 00:14:35,148 --> 00:14:36,857 This is why I wanted to kill her. 310 00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:45,995 I-I can't believe this. 311 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,062 I finally sleep with a guy who has a job, 312 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:50,095 and instead of cuddling, I have to arrest him 313 00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:52,260 for assault, kidnapping, false imprisonment, 314 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,833 - and attempted murder. - Untie me, you bitch! 315 00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,169 She was blackmailing me. Does that count for anything? 316 00:14:57,175 --> 00:14:59,887 - Shut up, asshole. - If you had any evidence, maybe, 317 00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:02,427 but you destroyed the tape, so it's your word against hers, 318 00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,376 and she's the one tied to a chair 319 00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:06,182 with sedatives in her bloodstream. 320 00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,892 Dad! 321 00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,143 I got a squirrel! 322 00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:11,834 Look at that! Aw, that's great, buddy! 323 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,466 That's great. 324 00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:16,307 Let's, uh... Let's give the local wildlife a break 325 00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:18,647 and, uh... here! 326 00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:22,264 Go read for a while. 327 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,468 I'll be out as soon as I can, okay? 328 00:15:31,368 --> 00:15:33,301 What kind of shitty cop are you? 329 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,003 I've been sitting here kidnapped for 10 minutes. 330 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,504 You're over there shooting the shit with your boyfriend. 331 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,039 You're not kidnapped anymore. 332 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:41,042 You're being detained while I investigate the situation. 333 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,677 Then cut me loose. 334 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:44,889 Your investigation is over. You said it yourself. 335 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:46,635 There's no evidence against me and tons 336 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,335 of evidence against them. 337 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:49,981 You're going to jail, boys. 338 00:15:49,987 --> 00:15:53,355 Couldn't we just create some evidence? 339 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,375 - We could cut a deal with her. - I'm a cop. 340 00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:57,192 I'm not gonna break the law to help you. 341 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,960 Say goodbye to your girlfriend, Doc. 342 00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:01,255 The only pussy you'll be gettin' is shaped like a starfish 343 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,231 and belongs to a guy named Tyrone. 344 00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:05,171 Okay, that... That's enough. 345 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:07,836 Why does the guy have to be named Tyrone? 346 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,654 - Dad? - Uh, yeah, buddy? 347 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,494 - What's a VIP room? - Um, what's a what? 348 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,911 - A VIP room. - What are you reading? 349 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,847 Some book about a character named Tickles 350 00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:20,548 who's trying to sell a man a tape 351 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,450 of what he did in the VIP room. 352 00:16:23,476 --> 00:16:25,309 There's a whole story in this guest book 353 00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,744 about her blackmailing someone. 354 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:29,213 You weren't the first, Wilfrid. This is evidence! 355 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,182 Dad, who's that? 356 00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:33,606 That's a stripper with a gag in her mouth 357 00:16:33,612 --> 00:16:34,989 and an arrow in her tit, son. 358 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,295 But if you go play on those swings 359 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,130 and you don't tell your mom about any of this, 360 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,163 - we'll have ice cream for dinner. - Deal. 361 00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:43,595 "Thanks for sharing your home with us. Your pal, John. 362 00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:45,780 "P.S. That's not my real name." Damn! 363 00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:47,815 Now what, assholes? 364 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,884 You don't even know where to find him. 365 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,719 Wilfrid, you don't happen to keep records 366 00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,721 of everyone who stays at Foggy Cottage? 367 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,365 I sure do. 368 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,871 - Hello? - I was just wondering 369 00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:03,803 if you wrote a story in a guest book 370 00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:05,531 involving blackmail and feet? 371 00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:07,120 - No. - Okay. 372 00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:12,508 - Hi. My name is... - No. 373 00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:16,456 - Hello? - Hi, this is Officer Leahy. 374 00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:18,291 Nope. Wasn't me. 375 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,727 Yeah, right, there is no way Tim went to a strip club. 376 00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,562 He's too much of a pussy. 377 00:17:22,598 --> 00:17:24,131 No, it wasn't me. 378 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,867 Did you stay at... 379 00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,769 No, it wasn't me. 380 00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:31,102 G-59. 381 00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:47,254 Officer Leahy. 382 00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:49,180 Did you say the thing with the stripper 383 00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:51,437 - had something to do with feet? - Yes, I did. 384 00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:53,293 'Cause I just remembered when we were up there, 385 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,057 Tim tried to put his toe up my ass. 386 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:57,359 Maybe he knows something about this after all. 387 00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:58,635 Here, grab a pen. 388 00:17:58,641 --> 00:18:01,144 I'll give you his cellphone number. 389 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,998 - Hello? - Hi, this is the police. 390 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:06,052 Did you write a story in a guest book about a strip club? 391 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:09,015 Uh... Yeah, that was me. 392 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,677 I found him, and he'll testify. 393 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:14,289 He said that he will do whatever it takes to make sure 394 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:17,397 that woman's feet never touch an innocent man again. 395 00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,648 So what do you say, sweetheart? 396 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,349 Do you want to go to jail, 397 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,028 or should we chalk this whole thing up 398 00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,863 as one big misunderstanding? 399 00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:27,089 Fine! 400 00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:29,691 And you can't tell my wife I was sucking on your titties! 401 00:18:29,697 --> 00:18:31,497 - Fine! - You sucked on her titties? 402 00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:33,936 - She smushed them in his face. - Thank you. 403 00:18:33,942 --> 00:18:35,624 Can you assholes untie me now? 404 00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,107 Get this arrow out of my tit? 405 00:18:37,113 --> 00:18:39,163 I'm starting to lose feeling in my nipple. 406 00:18:39,169 --> 00:18:40,207 Hold on a second. 407 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,339 There's one more thing she has to agree to. 408 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:49,273 ♪ This hit, that ice cold ♪ 409 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,223 ♪ Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold ♪ 410 00:18:53,984 --> 00:18:56,051 ♪ This one's for them hood girls ♪ 411 00:18:56,086 --> 00:18:58,019 No, no, no! No, no, no! 412 00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,332 ♪ Them good girls, straight masterpieces ♪ 413 00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:03,525 ♪ Stylin', wildin' ♪ 414 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,060 ♪ Livin' it up in the city ♪ 415 00:19:05,095 --> 00:19:07,162 ♪ I got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪ 416 00:19:07,197 --> 00:19:08,964 ♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪ 417 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:10,999 - ♪ I'm too hot ♪ - Hot damn 418 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,116 ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪ 419 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:14,736 - ♪ I'm too hot ♪ - Hot damn 420 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:16,638 ♪ Make a dragon want to retire, man ♪ 421 00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:18,707 - ♪ I'm too hot ♪ - Hot damn 422 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,509 ♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪ 423 00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:22,310 - ♪ Too hot ♪ - Hot damn 424 00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:24,946 ♪ My band's about that money, break it down ♪ 425 00:19:24,982 --> 00:19:26,681 - ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪ - Whoo! 426 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,562 - ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪ - Whoo 427 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,363 ♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you ♪ 428 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,336 ♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you ♪ 429 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,471 ♪ Saturday night, and we in the spot ♪ 430 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,407 ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪ 431 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,750 ♪ Whoo ♪ 432 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,695 ♪ Whoo ♪ 433 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:47,717 ♪ Whoo ♪ 434 00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,566 ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪ 435 00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,434 ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪ 436 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,470 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, ow! ♪ 437 00:19:53,505 --> 00:19:55,205 ♪ Stop, wait a minute ♪ 438 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,373 ♪ Fill my cup, put some liquor in it ♪ 439 00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:58,975 ♪ Take a sip, sign the check ♪ 440 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,510 ♪ Julio, get the stretch ♪ 441 00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:03,179 ♪ Ride to Harlem, Hollywood ♪ 442 00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:04,581 ♪ Jackson, Mississippi ♪ 443 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,883 ♪ We show up, we gon' show out ♪ 444 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,744 ♪ Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy ♪ 445 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,453 - ♪ Too hot ♪ - Hot damn 446 00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,088 ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪ 447 00:20:12,124 --> 00:20:14,224 - ♪ I'm too hot ♪ - Hot damn 448 00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:16,593 ♪ My band's about that money, break it down ♪ 449 00:20:16,628 --> 00:20:18,361 - ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪ - Whoo! 450 00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:20,396 - ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪ - Whoo! 451 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,410 ♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you. Whoo! ♪ 452 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,400 ♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to you ♪ 453 00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:26,402 ♪ Saturday night, we in the spot ♪ 454 00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:28,304 ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪ 455 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,963 ♪ Whoo ♪ 456 00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:33,109 - Now, be honest. - Hmm? 457 00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:35,211 Isn't this a lot more fun than that bikini bar? 458 00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:37,547 - ♪ Don't believe me ♪ - You knew about that? 459 00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:40,049 Of course I knew about it. I'm not stupid. 460 00:20:40,085 --> 00:20:42,785 ♪ Don't believe me Oh! ♪ 461 00:20:42,821 --> 00:20:45,368 - All right. Whoa. - ♪ Don't believe me ♪ 462 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,884 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, ow! ♪ 463 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,414 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 34014

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