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Hey, bruh? That show I told you
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about is on again tonight.
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The stripper who was
blackmailing the old man
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already made him give her
the keys to Froggy Cottage once,
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but now she's trying to do it again.
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Plus, the cute little
policewoman and the doctor
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are finally going to go on a date.
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But I get the feeling that's
not gonna happen this week.
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If you want, I think you can catch up
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on the episodes online at tbs.com.
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Yeah, I'll try.
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Don't really know how to do that stuff.
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[PLASTIC CRINKLES] Bro,
we work at a computer store.
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Hmm?
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♪ Wherever we go ♪
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♪ That's fine by me ♪
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♪ We'll settle our bones ♪
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♪ Eventually ♪
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♪ Yeah, I need a break,
I need a minute ♪
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♪ Just give me one day ♪
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♪ Let's get, get, get away ♪
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hello. My name is Dr. Laurie Gallif,
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and today I will be presenting
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the results of my recent study.
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It all started with my trip to Germany,
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where I was lucky enough
to visit a facility
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for Alzheimer's patients
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that is experimenting in
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a new way to treat dementia.
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Rather than forcing patients
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to accept their current situation,
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they encourage them
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to revisit the past.
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The patients live in housing units
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resembling the 1950s,
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1960s, whatever time period
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the patients are most comfortable in.
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And in doing so, these patients
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are living better lives.
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And in some cases,
they are even regaining
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some sense of who they once were.
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With this in mind, my goal was to create
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my own small-scale version,
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hoping that, with success,
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our facility would fund similar
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programs in the future.
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So, without further ado,
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I would like to introduce you
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to Mr. Edgar Barns.
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ALL: Aw!
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LAURIE: Suffering from
advanced Alzheimer's
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and having no family to speak of,
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Mr. Barns was a mystery.
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I emptied his storage unit,
hoping to find clues
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on how to create the
ideal environment for him.
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As I thumbed through his photo album,
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I found the perfect
blueprint to recreate
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the world he used to live in.
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[BASEBALL THUDS]
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I searched online
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and found a cabin in the mountains
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that was a pretty good match
for Edgar's old house.
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Then I borrowed a friend's
classic pickup truck
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that looked close enough to
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the one Edgar used to have.
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At least, it did after I
took off the Truck Nutz.
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I even bought a few vintage outfits
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to make everything feel authentic.
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And just to be safe, I hired a nurse
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to come along with us.
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I look like Steve Harvey's grandfather.
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Oh, no. Edgar,
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I think Darnell was going to drive.
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I'm just warming the car up
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while Beatrice gets ready for church.
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Beatrice must be his wife.
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Oh, my God.
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This is working.
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♪
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[STARTS TRUCK]
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♪
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So, Edgar, this sure is
a nice truck you have.
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Did you drive to work in this truck?
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Do you remember what
you did for a living?
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How about the city you grew up in?
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Any idea?
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- [BRAKES SCREECH]
- Oh.
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This is gonna be a long weekend.
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[TURNS OFF ENGINE]
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♪
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Anybody else answer our ad
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to rent the old guy's cabins?
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Nothing yet.
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But I am glad I stole his laptop.
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I found a website where
you can talk to women
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who want to cheat on their husbands.
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She kinda looks like that girl
that's on "Who's the Boss?"
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I wonder if it is her.
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I'll see if the Internet
knows if she's married.
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Just don't jizz up the keyboard.
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Okay? We need that computer.
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She's married.
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Holy shit.
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I'm gonna bang...
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Ali-sa-sa Me-lay-no.
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Hit that shit, brother.
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♪
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EMMA: I hope I never lose my mind.
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I think Wilfrid's starting
to lose his, though.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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Then why did it take you
two hours this morning
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to buy light bulbs?
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I like to stop and smell the roses.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, nothing much.
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Just watching a black guy in a zoot suit
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force an elderly white
man into an old pickup.
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Couple months ago, I'd already
have my taser out, but...
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Well, you watch the news.
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♪
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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It's a good thing I chased
down this baseball.
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It's signed by Jackie Robinson.
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Home.
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Yes!
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Yes, Edgar. You're home.
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♪
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Beatrice?
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I think he thinks you're his wife.
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Uh, yes, Edgar?
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- Can I help you with something?
- What's Willie doing here?
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- Who?
- Willie the handyman.
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Oh! He is
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- here to fix the...
- Stove.
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I-I was fixing the stove.
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On... On my way to a jazz show.
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At the speakeasy?
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That's very nice, Willie.
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We'll be sure and call you again
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next time something else gets broken.
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I'll show you out.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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I can't believe it. This
couldn't be going any better.
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Yeah, for you. You get to
stay in the house, Beatrice.
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Where the hell is Willie the
handyman supposed to sleep?
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How about in the truck?
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What? It's in the garage.
That's kinda like a bedroom.
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I'll pay you double.
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All right, fine. As long
as we're doing this,
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I hope you have to sleep
in the same bed with him.
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[SCOFFS]
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I'm not going to sleep
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in the same bed with him.
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LAURIE: Of course, I was going
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to sleep in the same bed with him.
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If I was going to do this,
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I had to do it right.
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Good night, Edgar.
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♪
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- Oh! Oh!
- Stick it in.
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You do it better. I get lost down there.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'm on my period.
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Ugh! If you've got the rag on,
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you shouldn't be parading
around the house
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with your knees showing,
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you cock-tease.
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And if I've told you once,
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I've told you a thousand times,
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I don't want Willie in this house.
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There's plenty of white
men you could've hired
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to fix that stove.
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I don't need some jigaboo
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traipsing his black
ass through my house.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Some people might get discouraged
when the sweet old man
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they're trying to help turns
out to be a horrible person.
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But, scientifically speaking,
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the fact that he remembered
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he was a racist asshole
was a major victory.
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And let's be honest...
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White men over 80
are like lotto tickets.
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9 times out of 10, you're
not gonna like what you see
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after you scratch the surface.
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Ahh. Jesus, Bea.
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Could these strips of bacon be thinner?
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I'm over here squinting like a Chinaman
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just to see 'em on the plate.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'll make some more.
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Oh, Edgar?
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If someone wanted to mail us a letter,
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where should they send it?
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4236 Elmwood Lane,
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Goose Creek, South Carolina.
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[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]
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- [CLICKS BUTTON]
- Subject remembers his address.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- [DOOR CREAKS]
- Good morning.
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I'm here to fix the shower.
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Look, things are going great,
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and I don't want anything
to mess that up,
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so maybe you shouldn't
come in the house.
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- What am I supposed to do?
- I don't know.
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- Go explore the town.
- Edgar: Beatrice!
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Oh. Coming!
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Wh...
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[HANGERS SCRAPE]
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Looking for something, honey?
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My white suit. I need it for Sunday.
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Where is it? I always
keep it right here.
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Oh. You know what?
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I washed it, and it accidentally shrank.
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Goddamn it!
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If you can't hold a baby
longer than six weeks,
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at least be good at laundry!
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I guess I gotta make another one.
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You know how to sew your own suit?
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Of course I do.
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I'm a tailor.
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It's my job.
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Good God.
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First you forget our address,
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then you forget my profession.
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Women. [SCOFFS] I still can't believe
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we gave you ditzy split-tails
the right to vote.
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♪
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- [CLICK]
- He remembered he's a tailor.
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♪
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Excuse me, sir? Hey, you know how to...
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Upload a picture on the Internet?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Oh, sweet.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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- Is that your dick?
- Yeah.
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Why is there a Matchbox
car next to your dick?
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For scale.
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Here you go.
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Mmm.
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That's a good-looking dick right there.
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[SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING]
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- [CLICK]
- The subject is progressing nicely.
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Not only does he remember his name,
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address, spouse, and profession,
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but he's also exhibiting some...
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Personality traits
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that were dormant due to the dementia.
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Obviously, the more successful
this experiment is,
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the more funding our
facility can earmark
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toward future weekends
away with other patients.
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These types of successes are...
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[RECORDER CLATTERS]
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Edgar? Edgar?!
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Where are you going?!
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Sunday meeting. Lots of stuff to plan.
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Uh... Hi.
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I'm a doctor, too.
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Advanced Alzheimer's.
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We're trying a new therapy.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Edgar! Edgar! They canceled the meeting.
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- They called while you were sewing.
- Really? Who called?
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- Clem?
- Clem Wilkerson?
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The treasurer called our house?
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Why'd they cancel the meeting?
268
00:11:03,151 --> 00:11:04,526
Um...
269
00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:06,987
He said something about the...
270
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:08,691
Cheap Jew...
271
00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:10,663
That owns the meeting hall
272
00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:13,499
trying to save a buck
and double-booking it
273
00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,521
to a bunch of dirty Catholics,
274
00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:17,025
and they don't think...
275
00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:18,534
The lazy Mexicans
276
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:21,362
are going to be able to
clean it up in time.
277
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,598
Makes sense.
278
00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:28,564
♪
279
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,101
You gotta be shitting me!
280
00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,789
[THUD]
281
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,825
- [FRONT DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- You want to tell me
282
00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,393
why the Grand Wizard of the KKK
283
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:43,018
- just waltzed his ass into this house?
- That was Edgar.
284
00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,032
And I'm sure he wasn't the Grand Wizard.
285
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,330
He was very impressed when the
treasurer called, for Chrissake.
286
00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,171
Look, as it turns out,
287
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,704
Edgar used to be a little racist.
288
00:11:51,706 --> 00:11:53,439
EDGAR: Beatrice, If
you're through bleeding
289
00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,941
all over my clean floor,
290
00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:57,243
could you drag your dumb ass in here?
291
00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:58,978
And also a little misogynistic.
292
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,526
Excuse me for a second.
293
00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:04,354
- Yes?
- I need you to run to the store for me,
294
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,309
pick up some supplies.
295
00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:10,076
♪
296
00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:11,902
Sure thing.
297
00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:16,315
- What now?
- He wanted me to go to the store
298
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,707
to buy him a few things he needs...
299
00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:21,599
To burn down a church.
300
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,326
This is a story about a porn star.
301
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,613
Oh, no, you gotta turn the page.
302
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,355
Obviously, things had
taken a turn for the worse.
303
00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:33,600
But if you just look at the experiment
304
00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:36,073
and not the awful person
we were dealing with,
305
00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:37,675
things couldn't have been going better.
306
00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:39,864
This dude's got detailed
plans to burn down
307
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,779
some Methodist church on Carter Lane.
308
00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:43,147
We're not gonna let him do it!
309
00:12:43,149 --> 00:12:45,413
Look, we just have to get
through this weekend
310
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,066
with enough evidence to prove
311
00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:48,770
that the therapy is working.
312
00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:51,110
Think of all the people we can help.
313
00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,008
- Black people.
- Don't do that.
314
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,909
Wait a second.
315
00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:58,262
What if he's already
burned down this church?
316
00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:00,490
I mean, you said he's been
remembering stuff, right?
317
00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:03,589
- I seriously doubt...
- I'm-a Google this shit.
318
00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:07,198
♪
319
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,154
Hey.
320
00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:11,584
I don't normally do that, so
321
00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,777
you'd better catch that rat.
322
00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:15,860
FRANK: I don't know
what you're talking about.
323
00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:18,082
That's bullshit! That's my computer.
324
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,483
You stole my computer.
325
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,352
Look, I got my Rick
Santorum sticker on it.
326
00:13:21,354 --> 00:13:23,020
What the hell is going on here?
327
00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:24,388
This idiot stole my computer
328
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,457
and went on my online dating membership
329
00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:28,225
to try to sleep with a married woman.
330
00:13:28,227 --> 00:13:29,693
And he sent his address
331
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:32,259
with a picture of his dick
next to a little car.
332
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,275
You used his account?
333
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,034
Yeah. Memberships cost
a couple hundred bucks,
334
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,208
and his information
was already on there.
335
00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:41,672
Can I at least get the info
of that married woman?
336
00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:43,229
The woman was me.
337
00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:44,940
How do you think I found you?
338
00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:47,895
I got an e-mail saying someone
was using my account,
339
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:50,080
so I created a fake woman
to set a trap for you.
340
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:51,382
You're such a idiot.
341
00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:52,400
- [MOUSETRAP SNAPS]
- [GRUNTS]
342
00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:54,818
I used Alyssa Milano's
picture, for Chrissake.
343
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,720
That wasn't really her?
344
00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:58,600
Oh, that's a bummer.
345
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,139
If I didn't have a pregnant wife
346
00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:02,593
that can't find out I'm
having affairs online,
347
00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,962
I'd call the cops.
Consider yourself lucky.
348
00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:07,498
♪
349
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,103
Well, all things considered,
350
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,934
that didn't turn out half bad.
351
00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,449
[SMACK]
352
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,355
[THUD]
353
00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:15,902
[GAGS]
354
00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,408
That computer was the only way
355
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:19,004
to place ads to rent those cabins!
356
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,811
Now I have to use
the one at the library,
357
00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:22,540
- and I hate the library!
- Sorry.
358
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:23,981
- Uhh!
- [TELEPHONE RINGS]
359
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:26,316
[VIVIAN GRUNTS, FRANK CHOKES]
360
00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:29,787
Chubbys. We won't tell if you don't.
361
00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,655
Uh-huh.
362
00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:33,189
Yeah.
363
00:14:33,592 --> 00:14:36,160
Okay. Uh... yeah.
364
00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:37,968
Let me ask her.
365
00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,016
Hey, someone's on the phone
366
00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:42,166
about renting a cabin.
367
00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:44,001
♪
368
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:45,798
I'll be right there.
369
00:14:46,572 --> 00:14:48,272
- [SLAP]
- [GRUNTS, PANTING]
370
00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:50,107
Go tell the old guy we need the keys.
371
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:52,928
♪
372
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,412
[PLEASANTLY] Hello?
373
00:14:55,414 --> 00:14:57,080
Got it.
374
00:14:57,082 --> 00:14:59,483
"June 15, 1958.
375
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:01,218
"The Methodist Church on Carter Lane
376
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,753
"in Goose Creek, South Carolina,
377
00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,255
"was burned in what was
suspected to be an act of arson.
378
00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:07,057
"Witnesses claim to have seen
379
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,725
"a pickup truck leaving the scene,
380
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:11,328
"but according to District
Attorney Clem Wilkerson,
381
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,497
"no suspects were ever questioned."
382
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:15,466
Oh, my God.
383
00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,434
"The fire occurred in
the middle of the night
384
00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:18,812
"while the church was empty.
385
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,637
"However, the church often housed
386
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:22,306
"down-on-their-luck parishioners
387
00:15:22,308 --> 00:15:24,475
"in an adjunct structure,
which also caught fire,
388
00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:28,278
"resulting in one casualty, Mister..."
389
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,832
"Willie Turner, local handyman"?
390
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,207
He killed me!
391
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,955
That son of a bitch killed me,
and he's trying to do it again.
392
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,126
He wants to make a twice-baked Negro.
393
00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:44,361
I'm calling the cops.
394
00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:46,330
Fine, but let's wait till we get back.
395
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,614
- Please let me finish the experiment.
- Beatrice,
396
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,201
can I talk to you in the
bedroom for a second?
397
00:15:51,203 --> 00:15:53,604
Willie. Looking good.
398
00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:55,389
Lose some weight?
399
00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:58,141
Yeah, I lost weight. All of it.
400
00:15:58,143 --> 00:15:59,710
I'm a goddamn ghost thanks to you,
401
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,750
you backward-ass cracker.
402
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,782
Listen, Edgar, I know you want...
403
00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:06,956
- [SMACK]
- Oh!
404
00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:08,662
That's for not listening.
405
00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:10,802
Now go put something
406
00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:12,489
pretty on so we can get to church
407
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,492
before they give away all the
good seats to the cripples.
408
00:16:15,494 --> 00:16:17,127
And how many times do I have to tell you
409
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:18,629
to throw this out?
410
00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,964
It became worthless after my father
411
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,758
let that coon who ruined
412
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,668
baseball write his name on it.
413
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,937
[BASEBALL THUDS]
414
00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:28,505
[EXHALES]
415
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:32,976
- [CLICK]
- [WHISPERS] Subject is a racist,
416
00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:36,237
murdering, spousal-abusing,
reprehensible,
417
00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:38,251
irredeemable son of a bitch.
418
00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:42,185
- He also remembered his father.
- [CLICK]
419
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,917
- We're calling the police.
- What about your experiment?
420
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:21,090
He just hit me!
421
00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:22,834
Oh!
422
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,958
Black handyman gets murdered,
but we can let it slide.
423
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,429
White woman gets slapped,
424
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:29,066
and we gotta send up the Bat-Signal.
425
00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:30,971
This is that bullshit!
426
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,471
[KEYS JANGLE]
427
00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,786
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
428
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,647
[ENGINE REVS, IDLING]
429
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,369
Beatrice, hurry up!
430
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,248
We're gonna be late for church.
431
00:17:49,254 --> 00:17:51,321
[ENGINE REVS]
432
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,726
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL OF "DIXIE" PLAYING]
433
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,797
[DOOR CREAKS]
434
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:11,506
♪
435
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,776
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
436
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,820
[VAN DOOR CLOSES]
437
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,786
[VAN DEPARTS]
438
00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:29,604
So while...
439
00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:31,659
Some results from the experiment
440
00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,979
- could be considered a failure...
- "Could be"?
441
00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:36,531
Your patient accidentally killed himself
442
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,700
while you and your
nurse were distracted.
443
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,802
Yes. That was unfortunate.
444
00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,707
And I wish we could have
stopped that from happening,
445
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:45,540
even though I think we can all agree
446
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,659
the world is probably a
better place without Edgar.
447
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,545
But more importantly,
448
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,214
we shouldn't let that
one mishap overshadow
449
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,683
that there were some real
successes along the way
450
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:58,253
that warrant funding for future programs
451
00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:01,155
that could really benefit our patients.
452
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,825
[MURMURING]
453
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,994
Well, I guess that makes sense.
454
00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:09,017
But to be safe, next time let's
try with a black person.
455
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:20,117
♪ I've got a long list
of real good reasons ♪
456
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:23,276
♪ For all the things I've done ♪
457
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:27,966
♪ I've got a picture in
the back of my mind ♪
458
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:31,224
♪ Of what I've lost and what I've won ♪
459
00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:35,893
♪ I've survived every situation ♪
460
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:39,567
♪ Knowing when to freeze
and when to run ♪
461
00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:43,551
♪ And regret is just a memory ♪
462
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,000
♪ written on my brow ♪
463
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:50,277
♪ And there's nothing
I can do about it now ♪
464
00:19:50,804 --> 00:19:54,806
♪ I've got a wild
and a restless spirit ♪
465
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:58,734
♪ I held my price through every deal ♪
466
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:02,148
♪ And I've been dreaming like a child ♪
467
00:20:02,154 --> 00:20:04,813
♪ Since the cradle broke the bough ♪
468
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:09,482
♪ And there's nothing
I can do about it now ♪
469
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:14,707
♪ And there's nothing
I can do about it now ♪
470
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:19,734
Hello? Is this God's country?
471
00:20:19,736 --> 00:20:22,396
That's what the poster says.
472
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,304
Perfect.
473
00:20:25,439 --> 00:20:27,972
I think He wants me to meet Him here.
474
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:31,687
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