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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,891 --> 00:00:30,181 Take her wrap, fellas 2 00:00:30,181 --> 00:00:32,803 Find her an empty lap, fellas 3 00:00:32,928 --> 00:00:37,840 Dolly'll never go away 4 00:00:37,924 --> 00:00:42,503 Dolly'll never go away again 5 00:00:46,499 --> 00:00:47,998 Hey, do you guys know this one? 6 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:51,286 Oh! 7 00:00:51,286 --> 00:00:53,118 Now this is the real shit. 8 00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:54,741 Uh-huh. 9 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,361 Shake your ass, watch yourself 10 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,026 Shake your ass 11 00:01:02,026 --> 00:01:03,525 Show me what you're working with 12 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:05,565 Attention all young players and pimps 13 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,854 Right now is the place to be 14 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:10,727 I thought I told y'all niggers before 15 00:01:10,727 --> 00:01:12,683 Y'all niggers don't fuck with me 16 00:01:12,683 --> 00:01:14,349 Shake your ass 17 00:01:14,473 --> 00:01:15,597 Watch yourself 18 00:01:15,639 --> 00:01:16,888 Shake your ass 19 00:01:17,013 --> 00:01:18,137 Show me what you're working with 20 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,386 Shake your ass 21 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,672 You suck. 22 00:01:28,086 --> 00:01:30,001 - Uh! - Uh! 23 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:37,785 Oh! 24 00:01:37,785 --> 00:01:40,991 Who put the horse out? 25 00:01:49,774 --> 00:01:51,106 She's good. 26 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,975 She--she's been really sick. 27 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:02,429 Bad, bad, bad girl! 28 00:02:09,048 --> 00:02:12,046 OK. That'll be $17.50. 29 00:02:12,046 --> 00:02:14,294 Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. 30 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,455 I'm Father McFeely. 31 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:21,995 I'm so glad you're here. 32 00:02:21,995 --> 00:02:24,035 I came as fast as I could, but at my age... 33 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,283 the little soldier needs a lot more thumping... 34 00:02:26,283 --> 00:02:28,239 before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean. 35 00:02:28,239 --> 00:02:29,863 I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole... 36 00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:32,277 just before I unleash the dog of war-- 37 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,651 It's OK. I understand. 38 00:02:33,817 --> 00:02:35,774 You know, because in the old days... 39 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:37,148 you know when you-- 40 00:02:39,437 --> 00:02:40,811 How is she? 41 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:43,017 It's gotten worse, Father. 42 00:02:43,184 --> 00:02:45,640 Really? 43 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,595 She won't eat, she won't talk. 44 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,675 The child won't even let me touch her. 45 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:56,422 Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy. 46 00:02:56,422 --> 00:02:57,629 Father... 47 00:02:57,629 --> 00:03:00,002 the church sent me to assist you. 48 00:03:00,127 --> 00:03:02,291 I'm Father Harris. 49 00:03:02,374 --> 00:03:04,206 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to see you. 50 00:03:04,331 --> 00:03:06,745 Would you like to see the girl? 51 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:09,035 Soon... 52 00:03:09,035 --> 00:03:11,658 but first I must bless this house. 53 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,639 "The sorrows of death compassed me... 54 00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:34,054 "and the pains of Hell got hold upon me. 55 00:03:34,054 --> 00:03:35,136 "I found... " 56 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,340 "Then called I upon the name of the Lord and... " 57 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:56,991 "My soul from death. " 58 00:03:56,991 --> 00:03:59,614 Oh, God. Please, Lord. 59 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:03,027 Help me to release this demon. 60 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,565 Ahh! 61 00:04:07,565 --> 00:04:11,270 Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. 62 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,519 Oh, hold on. 63 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:18,680 Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. 64 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,303 Ha, ha, ha! 65 00:04:22,426 --> 00:04:23,384 Thank you, Lord. 66 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:43,074 Aah! 67 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,739 Fuck this. 68 00:04:45,738 --> 00:04:47,237 Father! 69 00:04:47,237 --> 00:04:49,027 Fuck! Did you see this? Look at this! 70 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,775 Please, Father, think of the child. 71 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:51,774 Fuck! 72 00:04:51,774 --> 00:04:53,148 Yes. 73 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:02,181 It's freezing. 74 00:05:20,706 --> 00:05:21,913 Let us pray. 75 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,328 "Defender of the human race... 76 00:05:24,328 --> 00:05:27,158 "look down in pity upon this, your servant. " 77 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,615 Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit. 78 00:05:29,615 --> 00:05:31,155 Aah! 79 00:05:31,405 --> 00:05:33,111 Silence! 80 00:05:33,111 --> 00:05:34,235 Mmm. 81 00:05:34,277 --> 00:05:35,526 "Holy Lord--" 82 00:05:35,526 --> 00:05:38,357 Your mother is in here with us, Harris. 83 00:05:38,357 --> 00:05:39,397 Would you like to leave a message? 84 00:05:39,397 --> 00:05:41,104 I'll be sure that she gets it. 85 00:05:41,229 --> 00:05:43,976 Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please? 86 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,390 You're no fun. 87 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,680 I'm working. 88 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:50,803 See you later, Mrs. Harris. 89 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:53,468 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father in--" 90 00:05:53,468 --> 00:05:54,467 Aah! 91 00:05:54,592 --> 00:05:55,424 "Everlasting God... 92 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:57,547 "and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 93 00:05:57,755 --> 00:05:59,837 "and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy. 94 00:06:00,087 --> 00:06:03,125 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 95 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,624 "everlasting God... 96 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:07,580 "who once consigned that fallen tyrant... 97 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:09,078 "to the flames of Hell... 98 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:12,159 "who sent your only son into the world... 99 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,324 "to crush that roaring tiger... 100 00:06:14,324 --> 00:06:16,197 "and who got that unholy bitch Jerri... 101 00:06:16,322 --> 00:06:17,446 "kicked off of "Survivor--" 102 00:06:17,737 --> 00:06:20,276 Fuck me! Fuck me! 103 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:23,690 Father! 104 00:06:23,815 --> 00:06:24,856 Huh? 105 00:06:24,856 --> 00:06:26,895 This is not part of the ritual. 106 00:06:28,061 --> 00:06:32,973 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy-- 107 00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:35,013 Ha, ha, ha! 108 00:06:43,588 --> 00:06:44,504 Ha, ha, ha! 109 00:06:46,211 --> 00:06:47,710 Ha, ha, ha! 110 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,786 Oh! 111 00:06:56,576 --> 00:06:58,075 Here you go, Father. All clean. 112 00:06:58,158 --> 00:06:59,574 Oh, thank you so much. 113 00:06:59,574 --> 00:07:01,614 OK. 114 00:07:01,614 --> 00:07:03,653 Hee, hee, hee! 115 00:07:03,778 --> 00:07:05,651 You failed, McFeely. 116 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:08,149 Your weapons are useless against me. 117 00:07:08,232 --> 00:07:10,106 Let us pray. 118 00:07:10,106 --> 00:07:13,020 [Both] Our Father who Art in Heaven-- 119 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,185 Ha ha! 120 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,767 Stop it! 121 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,391 Hallowed be Thy name. 122 00:07:17,391 --> 00:07:18,390 Ha ha! 123 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,514 Zip it. 124 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,804 Thy kingdom come. 125 00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:23,760 Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. 126 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:24,801 Ha! Shit! 127 00:07:28,422 --> 00:07:29,921 Suck on this. 128 00:07:30,087 --> 00:07:31,211 Uh-oh! 129 00:07:38,871 --> 00:07:40,411 I let you go 130 00:07:40,411 --> 00:07:42,493 Let you go like a dozen balloons 131 00:07:44,574 --> 00:07:47,155 Without even thinking 132 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:49,237 I didn't know, now I know 133 00:07:49,237 --> 00:07:54,482 It was much too soon 134 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:59,727 Why can't you call and say you miss me? 135 00:07:59,727 --> 00:08:01,767 So you think you made it into the class, Shorty? 136 00:08:01,892 --> 00:08:03,265 I sure hope so, Cindy. 137 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,222 You could use the grade, huh? 138 00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:07,137 Nah. I need a place to stay. 139 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:09,884 Mom Dukes kicked me out, but you know something? 140 00:08:09,884 --> 00:08:12,215 I learned something very important in college-- 141 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:13,589 the value of books. 142 00:08:13,589 --> 00:08:14,713 Really? 143 00:08:14,713 --> 00:08:15,837 Yeah. Look at this here. 144 00:08:17,336 --> 00:08:22,040 Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son. 145 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,204 Yeah, so how you digging college? 146 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,453 I don't know. 147 00:08:25,453 --> 00:08:28,076 It's OK, I guess. 148 00:08:28,076 --> 00:08:30,449 I feel like such a geek sometimes, though. 149 00:08:30,449 --> 00:08:32,988 Everyone is so cool, and I'm... not. 150 00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:35,111 Oh, come on, Cindy. 151 00:08:35,236 --> 00:08:36,485 You ain't that bad. 152 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,566 All you need is a little bit of flavor. 153 00:08:38,566 --> 00:08:40,065 Hmm. Maybe some new gear. 154 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:41,439 "Gear?" 155 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:42,688 That's slang for "clothing. " 156 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,727 - Oh. - Here. Come on. 157 00:08:44,852 --> 00:08:46,226 We gonna cool you up right now. 158 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,723 Don't sit like this, first of all. 159 00:08:49,723 --> 00:08:51,804 Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool. 160 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:53,719 - OK. - Right up, son. 161 00:08:53,844 --> 00:08:55,925 Feel yourself, son, like that. 162 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:57,174 Yeah. Now go like this. 163 00:08:57,174 --> 00:08:59,464 Uh. Uh, yeah. 164 00:08:59,464 --> 00:09:01,504 - That's cool. - Yeah. 165 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:03,086 Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves. 166 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,542 Right, left. 167 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:07,581 Uh, son. Uh! 168 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,955 Right, left. 169 00:09:08,955 --> 00:09:10,204 Right, kick. 170 00:09:10,329 --> 00:09:11,203 Uh, son. 171 00:09:11,203 --> 00:09:12,452 Uh, psych. 172 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,534 Throw a little bit of slang in there. 173 00:09:13,534 --> 00:09:17,406 Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. Ya mean?" 174 00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:20,153 Yo, that jacket is tight, son. 175 00:09:20,153 --> 00:09:22,068 - Ya mean? - Ya mean? 176 00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:24,940 Yeah, something like that. 177 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:25,940 Throw it all together. 178 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:27,646 OK. Right, left. 179 00:09:27,646 --> 00:09:29,395 Right, kick, uh! 180 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:31,435 Yo, that jacket is tight. 181 00:09:31,435 --> 00:09:34,640 Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean? 182 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,761 That is the shit, dog. 183 00:09:38,761 --> 00:09:41,634 Oh, man. You boners aren't ready yet? 184 00:09:41,634 --> 00:09:43,881 Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you, 185 00:09:43,881 --> 00:09:45,921 We'll get there on time, all right? 186 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:47,753 Yo, dogs, what y'all think? 187 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,460 Tucked in or out? 188 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,124 - Out, man. - Out, man. Come on. 189 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,622 No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought. 190 00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:57,369 You fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night. 191 00:09:57,369 --> 00:09:59,742 Come on, man. It was so awesome. 192 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,241 We got so wasted, man! 193 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,864 I had, like, a keg myself. 194 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:04,987 I woke up naked in a tub of ice. 195 00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:05,945 All right! 196 00:10:06,153 --> 00:10:07,526 Yeah, man. 197 00:10:07,526 --> 00:10:10,857 Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo. 198 00:10:10,857 --> 00:10:13,105 Oh, shit. What's it say? 199 00:10:13,105 --> 00:10:15,311 "Ray!" Oh, man. 200 00:10:15,311 --> 00:10:17,226 Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too. 201 00:10:17,226 --> 00:10:18,267 Oh, really? Dude! 202 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,098 Dude, what's it say? 203 00:10:20,182 --> 00:10:21,805 "Fucked me. " 204 00:10:21,805 --> 00:10:23,720 Oh, sweet, man. "Ray... " 205 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,886 "Fucked me. " 206 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:27,009 - "Ray... " - "Fucked me. " 207 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,965 "Ray fucked me. " 208 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:31,837 Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo! 209 00:10:31,837 --> 00:10:33,877 What, man? 210 00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:35,126 Oh. 211 00:10:35,251 --> 00:10:36,875 Wedgie moment! Ha ha! 212 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:40,288 Come on. You're gonna give me a yeast infection. 213 00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:41,912 Hey, girl, that jacket is slamming. 214 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:42,911 Thanks. 215 00:10:42,911 --> 00:10:44,076 You better be careful, though. 216 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,325 Some girl got an ass-whipping... 217 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:47,115 over a jacket stolen earlier today. 218 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,446 Some people is so ghetto. 219 00:10:49,446 --> 00:10:51,694 What class we got next? 220 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,943 Psychology. 221 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,900 Oh! Me, too! 101? 222 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,980 - In room 302 at 10 o' clock? - That's it! 223 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,478 Oh! Uh-uh! No. This is too much. 224 00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:01,727 I got these psychic powers on line. 225 00:11:01,852 --> 00:11:04,266 Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow. 226 00:11:04,391 --> 00:11:06,431 Oh, don't split the pole now. 227 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:09,178 That is very, very bad luck. My psychic told me. 228 00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:11,551 You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? 229 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,549 Yes, I do. Very much. 230 00:11:19,669 --> 00:11:21,417 Are these all the subjects? 231 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,374 Yes, sir. I took the liberty of putting... 232 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:25,830 those with near-death experiences on the very top. 233 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,370 Any of them hot? 234 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:30,534 As I'm sure you are aware, Professor... 235 00:11:30,534 --> 00:11:33,822 subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely... 236 00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:35,529 to have the suggestibility required... 237 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,526 for paranormal investigation, which is why, of course... 238 00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:41,524 I gave them special consideration. 239 00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:43,064 Oh, good thinking, Dwight. 240 00:11:43,314 --> 00:11:45,478 Traumatized coeds are a sure thing. 241 00:11:48,434 --> 00:11:49,974 Ooh, I like her. 242 00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:52,347 Oh, yes, sir. That is Cindy Campbell-- 243 00:11:52,347 --> 00:11:54,512 classic abandoned personality disorder. 244 00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:56,551 She seems guarded, but willing. 245 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,174 And this? 246 00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:00,881 That is Ray Wilkins, sir. 247 00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,379 I couldn't quite figure him out... 248 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,711 but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me. 249 00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:06,959 What's this? 250 00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:11,746 It's a picture that he sent after the interview. 251 00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:14,618 Where did you find these kids? 252 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,200 Sir, they're all survivors... 253 00:12:16,325 --> 00:12:17,907 of the Stevenston County Massacre. 254 00:12:18,032 --> 00:12:21,362 Oh, fantastic! 255 00:12:22,361 --> 00:12:25,941 These kids are exactly the catalyst we need... 256 00:12:25,941 --> 00:12:29,688 to awaken the spirits of Hell House. 257 00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:33,101 Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there? 258 00:12:33,226 --> 00:12:34,725 We'll tell them... 259 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,515 it's part of the class. 260 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:39,637 We'll say--excuse me-- 261 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,969 that they're participating in a study... 262 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,259 of sleep disorders. 263 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,340 We are going to make history, Dwight-- 264 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,713 the first documented... 265 00:12:47,713 --> 00:12:52,500 unrefuted evidence of life after death. 266 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,666 Welcome, everybody. 267 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,955 I'm Professor Oldman. 268 00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:58,703 Each of you have been carefully selected... 269 00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:00,077 to be in this class... 270 00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:03,948 for which you receive an automatic grade of "A"... 271 00:13:04,073 --> 00:13:05,905 upon completion. 272 00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:09,318 Now, this year's study is insomnia. 273 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:13,065 We are going to spend the weekend together... 274 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,604 where we've established a controlled environment... 275 00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:20,724 in which we'll study your various sleep disorders. 276 00:13:20,808 --> 00:13:21,973 Now, I'll be passing out directions-- 277 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:24,180 - I can do it. - No. 278 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,011 - No, Dwight. - I can do it. 279 00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:29,175 I can... myself... do it. 280 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,340 Now, you should all be there... 281 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:35,919 by 6 p. m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday. 282 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:37,542 I'll see you all this evening. 283 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:40,040 Hey! 284 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,414 You left your book back there. 285 00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:44,036 Oh. Thanks. 286 00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:45,410 I'm Cindy. 287 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,075 - Buddy. - Hey. 288 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:50,156 So, looks like we're gonna spend the weekend together. 289 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,446 Yeah. 290 00:13:51,571 --> 00:13:54,776 You want to get together and study or something? 291 00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:57,024 Study? Ha! 292 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,064 That was kind of bad. 293 00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,313 Ha, ha, ha! 294 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:01,687 I'm sorry, Buddy. 295 00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:04,601 You seem like a really nice guy... 296 00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:07,889 but I just got out of a really bad relationship... 297 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,262 so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet. 298 00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:12,011 Oh. 299 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:14,383 But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends. 300 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:17,589 Sure. Yeah. Cool. That--friends. 301 00:14:17,672 --> 00:14:19,754 OK. See you later, friend. 302 00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:21,668 All right, pal. 303 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:24,333 Oh! 304 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,996 Wedgie! Smell you later! 305 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:32,242 As we go on, we remember 306 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:36,114 All the good times 307 00:14:36,114 --> 00:14:39,069 We had together 308 00:14:39,152 --> 00:14:42,732 As our lives change 309 00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:45,230 Come whatever 310 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:48,311 We will still be 311 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:50,142 Friends forever 312 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,764 Hey! Will you shut the fuck up... 313 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,263 and let me sing? 314 00:14:57,219 --> 00:15:03,255 La, la, la, la, la, la, la 315 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:06,003 La, la, la, la, la, la, la... 316 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,556 Ow! 317 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:39,930 Hello? 318 00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:44,051 Oh! 319 00:15:46,174 --> 00:15:48,131 Hello? 320 00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,787 Hello? 321 00:16:01,952 --> 00:16:04,699 Hi, little guy. Look at you. 322 00:16:04,699 --> 00:16:05,948 Little? I'm not little. 323 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:09,028 I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out. 324 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:10,652 You ever seen a bird dick this big? 325 00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:12,317 Too much for you, huh, baby? 326 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:13,274 Yeah. 327 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,314 All right. Step off then, sweet cheeks. 328 00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:17,146 Come back when you want some real loving. 329 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,684 OK. 330 00:16:20,684 --> 00:16:21,975 Fucking tease. 331 00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:30,883 Hello? 332 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,338 Aah! 333 00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:44,288 Oh, I'm--I'm sorry, child. 334 00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:45,828 Did I frighten you, child? 335 00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:49,908 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared? 336 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,322 All right. I'll sing to you. 337 00:16:52,322 --> 00:16:57,234 God is in his holy temple 338 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,270 Better? 339 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,726 I'm here with Professor Oldman's group. 340 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,139 I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker. 341 00:17:10,139 --> 00:17:11,721 - Hi. - Hi. 342 00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:13,344 And what's your name, sweet child? 343 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,344 I'm Cindy. 344 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:15,842 Cindy. 345 00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:19,714 Oh, but the resemblance is striking. 346 00:17:19,714 --> 00:17:24,293 Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips. 347 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,582 Same--same eyes. 348 00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:29,080 Look at your hair. 349 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:29,996 Oh, I'm sorry. 350 00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:32,202 You've got the same nose. 351 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,451 Tickle, tickle. 352 00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:35,824 Be-boop, be-boop on the nose. 353 00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,406 Ha, ha, ha! 354 00:17:37,531 --> 00:17:40,028 Shall I show you to your room? 355 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:42,817 Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! That's heavy! 356 00:17:42,817 --> 00:17:45,065 I better use my strong hand. 357 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,480 - Oh! Clumsy. - Oh! No, that's fine. 358 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,395 Look, you got the panties-- 359 00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:50,810 I can take care of it. 360 00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:52,600 Look at-- Oh, what you got here? 361 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,263 Ah! 362 00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:57,554 Can't forget your toothbrush. 363 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,761 Oh! 364 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,177 Gonna need that for later. 365 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,967 OK. Here we go. Follow me, child. 366 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:03,548 - Oh, God. - Watch my bottom. 367 00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:04,922 Coming through. 368 00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,671 Come on. Right this way. 369 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,043 Here we are. 370 00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:14,080 So, um, do you live here by yourself? 371 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,787 Well, yes. We've tried to rent it out... 372 00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:17,994 but people don't seem to want to stay very long. 373 00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:21,740 Ha ha! Oh, there's old Mother Kane... 374 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,905 and that's old Master Kane. 375 00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:25,695 Who's that? 376 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:28,692 That's Big Daddy Kane. 377 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,858 Oh. 378 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:30,982 Oh, he's cute. 379 00:18:31,065 --> 00:18:32,147 Oh, yeah. 380 00:18:32,147 --> 00:18:34,978 That was the master's favorite toy. 381 00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:37,809 I don't know what it's doing out here. 382 00:18:37,809 --> 00:18:39,391 I swear. Sometimes I think... 383 00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:41,972 these toys have a mind of their own. 384 00:18:43,762 --> 00:18:46,925 Ow! Ow! 385 00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,127 Right this way. 386 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,373 Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart. 387 00:18:58,373 --> 00:19:00,788 No. That was the master's mistress's room. 388 00:19:00,788 --> 00:19:04,659 Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball. 389 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,740 No. You go and stay right over here. 390 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,612 This was the room that belonged to the love of his life... 391 00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:14,025 his wife, Caroline. 392 00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,316 I'll show it to you. 393 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:18,105 Oh! Watch. My fanny's coming through. 394 00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:21,102 Watch it. Make room for fanny. 395 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,516 Oh, wow! It's beautiful. 396 00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:25,765 Well, thank you, child. 397 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,596 You know, I have been working out. 398 00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:29,803 I've been doing my bun busters every day. 399 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:32,550 I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose. 400 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,173 I squeeze really tight... 401 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,630 and then let loose. [ Farting ] 402 00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:37,754 Ooh! 403 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:42,583 OK. Ooh! 404 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,539 Oh, yes. 405 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:45,788 Look at this. 406 00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:48,036 Caroline looked beautiful in that dress. 407 00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:51,241 In fact, she always looked her best. 408 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,323 Do you know that she used to entertain... 409 00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:56,195 for royalty and common folk and... 410 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,110 even the President of the United States. 411 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,439 Ew. 412 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:05,603 Oh! 413 00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:06,686 Oh, don't be frightened, child. 414 00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:08,850 This is just Mr. Kittles. 415 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,348 He was the master's favorite pet. 416 00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:13,721 He's been in the family for generations. 417 00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:16,343 Look at him. He hasn't aged a day. 418 00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:20,048 All right, child, I think I'll take my leave. 419 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:23,920 You let me know if there's anything you need. 420 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,710 Yes, and as you can see, Professor... 421 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,250 I've taken care of everything... 422 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,290 including medical supplies and blood storage. 423 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,955 We want to be safe. 424 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,619 Are these cameras all throughout the house? 425 00:20:33,619 --> 00:20:36,117 Yes, sir. I thought that would be best. 426 00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:38,073 So if one of our little chickadees... 427 00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:40,030 were to be taking a shower... 428 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,278 which button would I press to get a closeup? 429 00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:44,026 That one. 430 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:46,066 This one? [ Beep ] 431 00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:47,898 Ha! 432 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,272 Excuse me, Professor... 433 00:20:49,272 --> 00:20:53,018 but your guests have begun to arrive... 434 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,806 and supper shall be served shortly. 435 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,930 OK. Thanks, handyman. 436 00:20:58,055 --> 00:21:01,011 I'm actually the caretaker. 437 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,133 Oh, aren't those cool new skates? 438 00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:05,590 Now, you be careful with those. 439 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,755 Don't want to fall and break something. 440 00:21:07,755 --> 00:21:09,003 Oh, that's funny. That's real funny. 441 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:12,667 Let me give you a hand. 442 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,040 Well, that--that's awful kind of you. 443 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,246 How about you give me a standing ovation? 444 00:21:17,246 --> 00:21:18,620 Why don't you lift me up? 445 00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,450 Oh! OK. I see where you're going with this one. 446 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:24,281 You look familiar to me. Were you in "Stomp"? 447 00:21:24,406 --> 00:21:26,238 Hey, you can kiss my grits. 448 00:21:26,363 --> 00:21:28,402 I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away. 449 00:21:28,402 --> 00:21:30,609 Walk away. 450 00:21:30,609 --> 00:21:32,857 Um, I'll go and change for dinner. 451 00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,355 - OK. - I'll see you shortly. 452 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:36,104 Sounds good. 453 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,726 I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit. 454 00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:39,850 I'll be right down. 455 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:42,723 Hey! 456 00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:46,136 Hey there, little guy. How you doing? 457 00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:48,093 Fuck off, four eyes. 458 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,465 I beg your pardon? 459 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:54,129 I said, "Fuck off, four eyes. " 460 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:56,876 Oh, I ought to kick your ass. 461 00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:57,875 Hey! Hey! Hey! 462 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,330 Relax, son. It's just a bird. 463 00:22:02,579 --> 00:22:05,202 Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker? 464 00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,575 Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. 465 00:22:07,575 --> 00:22:09,323 What did Polly say to me? 466 00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:13,444 I said, "Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. " 467 00:22:13,611 --> 00:22:15,692 You don't be talking about my mama, son. 468 00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:16,941 You don't know my mama, son. 469 00:22:16,941 --> 00:22:19,231 Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night. 470 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,062 You want beef? I'll fuck you up! 471 00:22:21,312 --> 00:22:23,102 Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking. 472 00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:24,143 Now, fuck this. 473 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,308 I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman. 474 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:26,557 Yo, hold my tooth, son. 475 00:22:26,557 --> 00:22:28,056 Yeah, come on, bitch. 476 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,055 You and that "Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut. 477 00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:30,429 Want a piece of me? Come on. Bring it on. 478 00:22:30,554 --> 00:22:31,678 What, you hard core? Give me some. 479 00:22:31,678 --> 00:22:33,717 - Bring it on, bitch. - No, no. What? 480 00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:36,132 You gonna talk, son? Then do it. 481 00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:37,589 Come on, pussy. Let me out of here. 482 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:38,796 I'll fuck you up. 483 00:22:39,795 --> 00:22:41,044 Hi, guys. 484 00:22:41,044 --> 00:22:43,250 - Hey. - Hey. 485 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,125 Hey, Buddy. 486 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,373 - Hey, Cin. - How you doing? 487 00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:47,080 Open chest! 488 00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,535 Come on. You got to be quicker than that, "A" cup. 489 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,367 Oh! Oh! 490 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:55,073 Hey, guys. 491 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,238 - Hey! - How you doing? 492 00:22:56,238 --> 00:22:58,278 Well, are you boys just gonna sit there... 493 00:22:58,403 --> 00:22:59,777 with your mouths open... 494 00:22:59,985 --> 00:23:02,025 or is someone gonna offer me a seat? 495 00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:03,399 Oh! 496 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,646 Ow! 497 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,227 I warmed it up for you. 498 00:23:08,436 --> 00:23:10,184 It's the best seat in the house. 499 00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:11,433 Second best. 500 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,847 Ew. 501 00:23:13,847 --> 00:23:16,137 Professor, is this the same house... 502 00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:18,635 that a young girl was possessed by a demon... 503 00:23:18,635 --> 00:23:19,634 or something? 504 00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,381 Yes, it was reported but never substantiated. 505 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,667 All right. Well, uh... 506 00:23:28,792 --> 00:23:30,374 who'd like some appetizers? 507 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:31,623 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 508 00:23:31,748 --> 00:23:34,037 That's what I like to hear. 509 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,285 Hey, these buns look good. 510 00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:37,243 Oh, yeah... 511 00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:38,741 and they're so soft and warm. 512 00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:40,323 - Ray! - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. 513 00:23:40,323 --> 00:23:42,696 These are delicious. 514 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,403 Thank you, my child. 515 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:46,692 I made them by hand. 516 00:23:46,734 --> 00:23:48,649 OK! 517 00:23:48,732 --> 00:23:52,770 Here we go. I think the taters are just about done. 518 00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:56,850 I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here. 519 00:24:05,092 --> 00:24:08,256 OK, now. Dig in. 520 00:24:09,338 --> 00:24:10,587 All right. 521 00:24:10,587 --> 00:24:12,377 Now it's time for the turkey. 522 00:24:12,377 --> 00:24:14,334 Oh, what a beautiful bird. 523 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:15,333 - No! - No, man! 524 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,081 Hey! Hey! Hey, man. 525 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,122 Why don't you just relax... 526 00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:19,579 and just let me do that for you? 527 00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:22,326 - Yeah. - Rest that little hand. 528 00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:24,824 It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer. 529 00:24:24,824 --> 00:24:27,155 Let me give you a little pinch there. 530 00:24:27,322 --> 00:24:28,279 Come on. 531 00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:30,694 Fuck it! 532 00:24:30,818 --> 00:24:33,191 You know, a lot of people... 533 00:24:33,316 --> 00:24:35,106 are kind of intimidated... 534 00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:37,979 about making a turkey, but... 535 00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,436 really it's very simple. 536 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,100 You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey... 537 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,682 and it's got, over here... 538 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,055 just the tiniest little stinkhole... 539 00:24:45,055 --> 00:24:46,970 but it's big enough to get your hand... 540 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:48,511 right up inside it. 541 00:24:48,677 --> 00:24:50,675 Uh! 542 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:53,298 Stuff the shit out of it. 543 00:24:53,381 --> 00:24:55,213 I cook it with all the giblets-- 544 00:24:55,213 --> 00:24:56,836 the penises and the ginies... 545 00:24:57,044 --> 00:25:00,333 And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys... 546 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,539 but I use this. 547 00:25:02,664 --> 00:25:04,371 I lick like that... 548 00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,161 and get into the little... 549 00:25:06,411 --> 00:25:08,326 hiney... hiney ho... 550 00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:10,782 That's nice and good. 551 00:25:10,782 --> 00:25:12,489 I don't know what the hell that is... 552 00:25:12,489 --> 00:25:13,737 but I'll lick it anyway. 553 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,236 Up and down... 554 00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,359 and then I like to get that right on there... 555 00:25:20,315 --> 00:25:21,272 Hiawatha! 556 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,770 And I got one of these. 557 00:25:23,895 --> 00:25:25,144 I'm gonna pull that off... 558 00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:27,100 and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit. 559 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,682 All right. I think that's almost... 560 00:25:28,807 --> 00:25:30,181 ready now. 561 00:25:30,181 --> 00:25:32,553 And then we bring it to the table. 562 00:25:32,553 --> 00:25:35,176 Mmm, good. 563 00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:37,008 All right. 564 00:25:37,008 --> 00:25:38,631 Who's ready for a wing? 565 00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:40,546 Yours or the turkey's? 566 00:25:40,671 --> 00:25:41,712 Ha, ha, ha! 567 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:43,876 I just thought that was funny. 568 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,666 Well, I know what you'd like. 569 00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:47,165 How about a leg? 570 00:25:47,165 --> 00:25:50,246 Whoo! 571 00:25:50,246 --> 00:25:51,869 How about two? Ha ha! 572 00:25:52,077 --> 00:25:53,451 How about I take these two legs... 573 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,825 and shove them right up your ass-- 574 00:25:54,825 --> 00:25:55,949 all the way to the knee! 575 00:25:55,949 --> 00:25:57,905 Dwight. Dwight, relax. 576 00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,612 Hanson... 577 00:25:59,737 --> 00:26:02,235 may I ask you is there something on the menu... 578 00:26:02,484 --> 00:26:05,315 that you haven't personally prepared? 579 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,854 Well, I ordered out the dessert. 580 00:26:08,978 --> 00:26:10,352 All right! 581 00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:11,393 Make room. 582 00:26:11,393 --> 00:26:13,433 Here comes the pie. 583 00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,514 All right. OK. Mmm. 584 00:26:15,514 --> 00:26:18,678 Who wants the first piece of that pie? 585 00:26:18,803 --> 00:26:21,758 Huh? I see you eyeing the first piece. 586 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,214 Oh, that's good. 587 00:26:25,214 --> 00:26:27,045 Mm mmm. Pass that down to her. 588 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,502 Thank you. 589 00:26:28,627 --> 00:26:30,001 That's nice. 590 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:31,583 My germs. 591 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:33,081 Ha, ha, ha! 592 00:26:33,081 --> 00:26:34,455 My germs. 593 00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:36,412 Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha, ha, ha! 594 00:26:38,451 --> 00:26:39,492 Hey... 595 00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:54,312 Come play with me. 596 00:26:56,227 --> 00:26:59,307 Come play. 597 00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:01,722 Ha ha! 598 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,927 Hello? 599 00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:09,368 Ooh! 600 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:22,231 Cindy... Cindy. 601 00:28:22,231 --> 00:28:23,605 Who is it? 602 00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:25,645 I want to help you, Cindy. 603 00:28:25,645 --> 00:28:26,935 Who are you? 604 00:28:26,935 --> 00:28:28,975 You're in danger, Cindy. 605 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,682 I want to help you. 606 00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:33,513 Help me how? Who's in danger? 607 00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:36,427 Check the music room. 608 00:28:36,427 --> 00:28:37,800 Where are you? 609 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,756 Check the fucking music room! 610 00:28:42,463 --> 00:28:43,961 Hey, Cindy, think fast! 611 00:28:44,086 --> 00:28:47,000 Ohh! Uhh! Aah! 612 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:48,957 Dude, you suck! 613 00:28:48,957 --> 00:28:50,331 Ow. 614 00:28:51,455 --> 00:28:53,286 Buddy... 615 00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:54,702 about this friendship thing-- 616 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,491 Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend. 617 00:28:57,532 --> 00:28:59,156 That's just it, Buddy. 618 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,821 I am a girl. 619 00:29:00,821 --> 00:29:02,653 You can't be so rough with me. 620 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,609 Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do? 621 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,982 Gentle stuff. 622 00:29:06,982 --> 00:29:09,063 You know, like talking and... 623 00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:12,144 sharing secrets and past experiences. 624 00:29:12,144 --> 00:29:14,642 You know, stuff like that. 625 00:29:14,642 --> 00:29:17,181 That sounds kind of gay. 626 00:29:17,181 --> 00:29:19,429 I guess since you're a girl it's all right. 627 00:29:19,429 --> 00:29:22,051 - Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right. 628 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:24,383 Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me? 629 00:29:24,383 --> 00:29:26,631 Sure. We can practice our talking. 630 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:27,921 Yeah. Exactly. 631 00:29:28,212 --> 00:29:29,170 I want to tell you about this thing... 632 00:29:29,295 --> 00:29:30,544 that happened to me when I was in high school. 633 00:29:30,544 --> 00:29:32,042 Really? What happened? 634 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:34,415 This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts-- 635 00:29:34,415 --> 00:29:35,456 Buddy! 636 00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,412 No, no. This is the best part. 637 00:29:37,412 --> 00:29:38,620 Oh, my God. Look. 638 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,867 Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag! 639 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,657 Shh! 640 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,821 They lead straight to the bookcase. 641 00:29:57,852 --> 00:29:59,975 God. 642 00:29:59,975 --> 00:30:03,305 Must be a secret study or something. 643 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,294 Wow. 644 00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:24,661 Oh, my God. 645 00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:26,243 It says Hugh Kane and his mistress... 646 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,991 were murdered in this house. 647 00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:29,989 Whoa. Check this out. 648 00:30:33,111 --> 00:30:34,485 This must be his wife. 649 00:30:34,610 --> 00:30:36,858 Oh, my God. She looks just like you. 650 00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:38,481 You think? 651 00:30:38,481 --> 00:30:40,979 - She's really beautiful. - Yeah. 652 00:30:41,104 --> 00:30:43,019 Well, actually, her hair doesn't have... 653 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:44,767 as many split ends as yours... 654 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:46,724 and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. 655 00:30:46,807 --> 00:30:48,972 Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty... 656 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,136 and you look like you might have Down Syndrome. 657 00:30:51,261 --> 00:30:53,093 Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. 658 00:30:53,093 --> 00:30:55,466 Really? 659 00:30:55,466 --> 00:30:56,840 Also, her tits are perfect. 660 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,088 They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours... 661 00:30:58,213 --> 00:30:59,379 or spaced too far apart. 662 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,543 OK! Enough! 663 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:04,832 God. 664 00:31:04,957 --> 00:31:07,330 Oh, my God, look at this. 665 00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:10,785 "Caroline. " 666 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,950 Must have been hers. 667 00:31:15,572 --> 00:31:16,405 Oh, my God. 668 00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:17,487 All right. Let's get out of here. 669 00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:18,695 This place gives me the creeps. 670 00:31:18,695 --> 00:31:20,027 OK. Grab the chest. 671 00:31:20,152 --> 00:31:21,650 Oh, thanks. 672 00:31:21,650 --> 00:31:22,899 - Buddy! - What? 673 00:31:22,899 --> 00:31:25,313 - I meant the chest. - Right. 674 00:32:03,778 --> 00:32:05,152 What the-- 675 00:32:13,936 --> 00:32:15,767 Hey. 676 00:32:18,015 --> 00:32:18,973 Nice. 677 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:24,176 Mm-hmm... 678 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:27,881 Mmm... mmm. 679 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:34,375 Oh! 680 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:36,165 Oh! OK! 681 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:37,789 Hello! 682 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,620 If I had known, I would have freshened up! 683 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:41,119 I wish you were freshened up, too. 684 00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:42,243 Get up there! Come on! 685 00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:43,242 Oh, you want this? 686 00:32:43,242 --> 00:32:44,199 Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. 687 00:32:44,199 --> 00:32:45,323 That's it, daddy. 688 00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:46,572 Take it like you want it. 689 00:32:46,697 --> 00:32:47,863 Give it to me! Give it to me! 690 00:32:47,863 --> 00:32:49,653 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 691 00:32:49,653 --> 00:32:50,610 Yeah! 692 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:51,859 Come here! 693 00:32:51,859 --> 00:32:53,108 Bring it on! 694 00:32:53,108 --> 00:32:54,731 Kinky's my middle name, bitch! 695 00:32:54,731 --> 00:32:56,646 Ooh, yeah! 696 00:32:56,646 --> 00:32:59,727 That was the best that I've ever had. 697 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:01,101 Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane. 698 00:33:01,101 --> 00:33:02,599 Hmm? 699 00:33:02,599 --> 00:33:03,723 Doesn't that just have a ring to it? 700 00:33:03,723 --> 00:33:07,470 Ha ha! Mmm... baby? 701 00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:09,759 Where you going? 702 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:12,257 Call me! 703 00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:20,749 Let's do something freaky. 704 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:23,830 Hee hee! Like what, Ray? 705 00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:25,412 I don't know. 706 00:33:25,412 --> 00:33:28,118 Why don't you talk dirty to me? 707 00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:30,907 I don't know what to say, Ray. 708 00:33:30,907 --> 00:33:33,071 Come on. Just make something up. 709 00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:37,734 Oh, Ray, why do you make me so bad? 710 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:40,731 Come on. Because you a bad girl. 711 00:33:40,731 --> 00:33:42,438 OK. 712 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,060 I'm gonna work this. 713 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,100 Yeah. Work it. 714 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,724 I'm gonna make this mine. 715 00:33:48,724 --> 00:33:51,305 Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah. 716 00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:52,928 I'm gonna piss on your face... 717 00:33:52,928 --> 00:33:54,552 and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth. 718 00:33:54,552 --> 00:33:56,800 Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! 719 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,423 Ooh! 720 00:33:58,423 --> 00:33:59,797 Hey! 721 00:33:59,797 --> 00:34:01,712 Too dirty? 722 00:34:06,541 --> 00:34:08,705 Hello? 723 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,408 Oh, hey, kitty, kitty. 724 00:34:15,408 --> 00:34:16,906 Hi, little fella. 725 00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:23,067 Aah! Aah! Aah! 726 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:31,310 OK. OK. 727 00:34:31,393 --> 00:34:32,767 That's OK, cat. 728 00:34:35,181 --> 00:34:40,010 I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat. 729 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:42,966 I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box. 730 00:34:49,543 --> 00:34:53,248 Help! My pussy's gone crazy! 731 00:34:53,331 --> 00:34:55,870 Aah! Aah! 732 00:35:03,988 --> 00:35:06,028 Ha, ha, ha! 733 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:11,731 Aah! 734 00:35:11,731 --> 00:35:13,979 Oh! Aah! Aah! 735 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:24,261 OK. You want a piece of me? 736 00:35:24,261 --> 00:35:25,760 Huh? 737 00:35:26,884 --> 00:35:29,298 Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? 738 00:35:29,298 --> 00:35:30,672 Come on! 739 00:35:32,295 --> 00:35:34,876 Yeah! Yeah! Come on! 740 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:37,083 Aah! Ohh! 741 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,455 Is that all you got? 742 00:35:39,455 --> 00:35:41,079 Huh? Come on! 743 00:35:41,162 --> 00:35:42,328 Give me your best shot! 744 00:35:58,063 --> 00:35:59,687 I'm telling you, Professor... 745 00:35:59,687 --> 00:36:01,477 it was possessed. 746 00:36:01,477 --> 00:36:03,434 Theo, did you see this animal? 747 00:36:03,434 --> 00:36:04,474 No, I didn't. 748 00:36:04,682 --> 00:36:05,973 I heard all the commotion... 749 00:36:06,056 --> 00:36:07,222 but by the time I went in there... 750 00:36:07,222 --> 00:36:09,053 I guess it was gone. 751 00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:11,426 Mm-hmm. 752 00:36:11,426 --> 00:36:13,299 What? So you think I did this to myself?. 753 00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:15,672 No. All I'm saying is that cats are known... 754 00:36:15,797 --> 00:36:17,837 to be very territorial animals... 755 00:36:17,837 --> 00:36:19,794 and it's likely that it did attack... 756 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:22,541 but that doesn't mean it was possessed. 757 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:28,119 Maybe you two should sleep together. 758 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,492 What are you getting at, Professor? 759 00:36:30,617 --> 00:36:33,947 I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack... 760 00:36:33,947 --> 00:36:37,735 it's less likely to come back if the two of you were... 761 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:40,108 let's say... together. 762 00:36:41,149 --> 00:36:43,314 Oh, come on, it's college. 763 00:36:43,314 --> 00:36:45,353 It's time for you two to experiment. 764 00:36:45,353 --> 00:36:48,351 I don't think we're gonna be getting much help here. 765 00:36:48,434 --> 00:36:49,558 Oh, on the contrary, actually... 766 00:36:49,558 --> 00:36:51,390 I'd be more than happy to walk you through it. 767 00:36:51,514 --> 00:36:52,347 Come on, Cin. 768 00:36:52,638 --> 00:36:53,429 I'll make sure you get tucked in. 769 00:36:53,471 --> 00:36:55,303 Good idea. 770 00:36:55,303 --> 00:36:58,258 Don't forget to kiss each other good night. 771 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:01,006 There's something going on in this house, Professor. 772 00:37:01,006 --> 00:37:02,962 I'm not crazy! 773 00:37:02,962 --> 00:37:05,460 Aah! 774 00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:07,625 1, 2... 775 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:13,702 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 776 00:37:13,702 --> 00:37:15,742 9, Brandon, 10... 777 00:37:15,742 --> 00:37:18,240 11, Brandon, come on! Count with me! 778 00:37:36,598 --> 00:37:39,470 Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee! 779 00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:44,258 Come here a minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha! 780 00:37:44,258 --> 00:37:46,006 Come here. 781 00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:48,504 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 782 00:37:51,459 --> 00:37:54,207 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 783 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:59,202 Come on, let's play! 784 00:37:59,327 --> 00:38:01,992 This is a fun game, huh? 785 00:38:01,992 --> 00:38:03,698 Hey, what are you doing? 786 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,197 Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game. 787 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,321 Hey, get your finger out of there. 788 00:38:06,321 --> 00:38:07,695 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... 789 00:38:07,903 --> 00:38:09,734 Aah! Aah! 790 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:11,191 You want to play with Uncle Ray? 791 00:38:11,191 --> 00:38:13,981 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 792 00:38:13,981 --> 00:38:16,228 Aah! Aah! Help! 793 00:38:16,353 --> 00:38:18,185 Aah! 794 00:38:18,185 --> 00:38:19,434 Oh, God! 795 00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:21,057 RAY: Here's a little balloon animal. 796 00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:22,681 Da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da! 797 00:38:22,681 --> 00:38:24,679 Ohh! 798 00:38:33,171 --> 00:38:36,210 CINDY, VOICE-OVER? "I can't take living with him any longer. 799 00:38:36,335 --> 00:38:38,292 "He's becoming a monster. 800 00:38:38,292 --> 00:38:41,247 "I suspect he was having an affair. 801 00:38:41,247 --> 00:38:43,870 "I believe he's sleeping with our baby-sitter Victoria. 802 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:45,452 "It must be why he keeps her around... 803 00:38:45,452 --> 00:38:48,116 "because we have no children. " 804 00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:50,031 Cindy... 805 00:38:50,156 --> 00:38:53,361 I want you to know what happened, Cindy. 806 00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:03,518 Hello, Cindy. 807 00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:05,350 Hello, Professor. 808 00:39:13,926 --> 00:39:15,757 I take it you're not mad at me anymore. 809 00:39:15,757 --> 00:39:19,254 I wouldn't go that far, Professor. 810 00:39:19,379 --> 00:39:20,753 Why don't you just relax? 811 00:39:21,002 --> 00:39:22,792 Hey! 812 00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:24,166 Uh, uh... 813 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:26,123 Aha. 814 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,496 Ha ha. 815 00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:32,991 Uh-huh. 816 00:39:38,112 --> 00:39:40,526 I think she's starting to suspect something. 817 00:39:40,526 --> 00:39:41,775 Who? 818 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,105 Your wife. 819 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:47,603 Aah! 820 00:39:50,226 --> 00:39:52,307 Oh, my God. 821 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,514 It happened right here. 822 00:39:53,514 --> 00:39:54,472 What? 823 00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:55,845 She came home. 824 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:57,511 - She saw them! - Saw who? 825 00:39:57,511 --> 00:40:00,258 I was in my room reading her journal. 826 00:40:00,258 --> 00:40:03,339 Then I found this dress in the closet. 827 00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:06,211 That's all I remember. 828 00:40:06,211 --> 00:40:07,710 What about you, Ray? 829 00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:09,333 Oh, I bought mine on Friday. 830 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,581 I just came down to get a banana. 831 00:40:11,831 --> 00:40:13,329 Shit is hot, right? 832 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,285 You're a nice little plant. 833 00:40:16,285 --> 00:40:18,866 You drink all this little water up... 834 00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:21,822 so you can grow up to be a nice strong charon plant. 835 00:40:21,822 --> 00:40:23,570 Yes. Yes. 836 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:25,735 And then you'll be smoked by all the rappers... 837 00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:27,816 and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit... 838 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:29,315 that fuck up their careers. 839 00:40:29,315 --> 00:40:31,188 Yes, you will. 840 00:40:32,812 --> 00:40:35,101 Night-night, baby. 841 00:40:44,801 --> 00:40:47,548 I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight. 842 00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:58,413 Lockdown Records presents... 843 00:40:58,413 --> 00:41:00,078 A Hip-Hop Christmas. 844 00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:01,494 You'll get such classics... 845 00:41:01,494 --> 00:41:03,076 As "Santa Claus Is Coming on Moms... " 846 00:41:03,076 --> 00:41:04,782 That's the shit, son! 847 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:06,822 "I'm Dreaming of a White Woman... " 848 00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:09,153 and who could forget "Frosty the Dopeman"? 849 00:41:09,153 --> 00:41:10,985 And how about "All I want for Christmas... 850 00:41:11,193 --> 00:41:12,234 Is the Charges Dropped... " 851 00:41:12,525 --> 00:41:14,523 "Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire... " 852 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,563 "A Sleigh Ride In My '64... " 853 00:41:16,563 --> 00:41:18,020 "Ante Up, Bitch, It's Christmas... " 854 00:41:18,145 --> 00:41:19,144 and many more! 855 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,559 Yo, I'm gonna buy that shit, son! 856 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:23,640 Just $19. 95... 857 00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:30,384 Aah! 858 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:34,005 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives! 859 00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:35,754 Please! No! 860 00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:36,878 I didn't do it by myself! 861 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,252 Whitney and Bobby helped me! 862 00:41:38,252 --> 00:41:40,291 Please! Help me! 863 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,498 Aah! Shit, son! 864 00:41:42,623 --> 00:41:44,204 Wait! No! Please! 865 00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:47,160 Oh! Oh, shit, son! 866 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,534 Oh, shit! 867 00:41:48,534 --> 00:41:50,116 Oh, my God! 868 00:41:52,863 --> 00:41:55,486 Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning! 869 00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:58,816 Oh, stop! It's me! 870 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,189 I got an idea! 871 00:42:01,189 --> 00:42:03,021 Oh, wait a second! 872 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,644 Hold on, Shorty! 873 00:42:04,644 --> 00:42:05,643 Don't rescue me yet. 874 00:42:05,851 --> 00:42:07,600 I'm getting high as a motherfucker! 875 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:09,098 Toke, toke, toke, toke! 876 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:11,346 Take it to the head! Take it to the head! 877 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,427 Oh, you take it like a bitch. 878 00:42:14,552 --> 00:42:16,134 Put the Shorty down... 879 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,215 and I'll give you Funyons and Cheetos. 880 00:42:21,087 --> 00:42:24,376 Oh, shit! 881 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,333 This shit burns more than a perm! 882 00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:29,080 Aah! 883 00:42:31,328 --> 00:42:33,201 Ha, ha, ha! 884 00:42:34,658 --> 00:42:35,949 There's a whole lot of freaky shit... 885 00:42:35,949 --> 00:42:37,864 going on in this house. 886 00:42:38,072 --> 00:42:40,486 There's more to this story than the Professor told us. 887 00:42:40,486 --> 00:42:43,317 Last night, I found a secret room... 888 00:42:43,442 --> 00:42:45,648 and I found all these newspaper clippings... 889 00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:46,647 about Hugh Kane. 890 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,728 He was a really evil man. 891 00:42:49,728 --> 00:42:53,599 And I found a picture of his wife. 892 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,014 Oh, my God! She looks just like you. 893 00:42:56,014 --> 00:42:57,179 You think? 894 00:42:57,304 --> 00:42:59,677 She doesn't have as many split ends... 895 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:02,050 and her skin's not as oily as yours. 896 00:43:02,175 --> 00:43:03,548 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 897 00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,297 Sometimes you do this little squinty thing with your eyes. 898 00:43:05,297 --> 00:43:07,295 It looks like you got Down Syndrome or something. 899 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,501 Oh, yeah, y'all look just alike... 900 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:11,916 except she got some perfect boobs... 901 00:43:11,916 --> 00:43:13,956 and yours look like them old orangutan titties. 902 00:43:13,956 --> 00:43:15,870 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Shit, son! 903 00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:19,076 I'll put you in the full nelson and lick them. 904 00:43:19,076 --> 00:43:20,783 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 905 00:43:20,783 --> 00:43:25,570 OK! Enough! 906 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:28,068 Anyway, I think she killed him... 907 00:43:28,192 --> 00:43:29,025 and now he wants me. 908 00:43:29,025 --> 00:43:30,857 Yeah. Right, bitch. 909 00:43:47,383 --> 00:43:49,090 Morning, Dwight. Let me help you. 910 00:43:49,090 --> 00:43:50,380 I don't need your help. 911 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,754 I can do it myself. 912 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:54,377 Aah! 913 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:59,830 OK. Professor, uh, we need to talk. 914 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:01,079 What is it, Dwight? 915 00:44:01,204 --> 00:44:02,245 I think you should consider... 916 00:44:02,369 --> 00:44:04,160 cutting the experiment short. 917 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,533 What? 918 00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:08,197 This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent. 919 00:44:08,197 --> 00:44:09,779 I think we're all in danger here... 920 00:44:09,779 --> 00:44:11,611 and I've got to put my foot down... 921 00:44:11,611 --> 00:44:13,235 and stand up for what I believe in... 922 00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:14,775 and say that we've got to pull the plug. 923 00:44:15,025 --> 00:44:17,106 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. 924 00:44:17,231 --> 00:44:19,229 I say when we pull the plug. 925 00:44:19,229 --> 00:44:21,560 We are on the verge of greatness... 926 00:44:21,768 --> 00:44:25,182 and I am this close to getting laid. 927 00:44:25,182 --> 00:44:26,556 Now, the bus arrives on Monday. 928 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,595 No one leaves till then. 929 00:44:28,595 --> 00:44:30,594 Here are the keys to the gate. 930 00:44:30,677 --> 00:44:33,424 No one gets access to them. 931 00:44:33,424 --> 00:44:35,464 Yes, sir. 932 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:39,710 Guys, I think the Professor's up to something. 933 00:44:39,835 --> 00:44:41,375 I heard Dwight tell the Professor... 934 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,749 there could be a poltergeist in the house... 935 00:44:42,749 --> 00:44:44,955 and that we could all be in danger! 936 00:44:44,955 --> 00:44:46,745 Oh, no, son! Not a poltergeist! 937 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,493 What's a poltergeist? 938 00:44:49,493 --> 00:44:50,575 I'm getting out of here. 939 00:44:50,742 --> 00:44:52,240 No. We can't go anywhere. The gates are locked. 940 00:44:52,365 --> 00:44:53,822 Dwight's the only one who has the keys. 941 00:44:53,989 --> 00:44:55,820 - Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'll handle-- 942 00:44:55,945 --> 00:44:58,318 Get my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape. 943 00:44:58,318 --> 00:44:59,317 I'm gonna break his legs. 944 00:44:59,317 --> 00:45:00,941 I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up! 945 00:45:00,941 --> 00:45:04,105 Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him. 946 00:45:04,229 --> 00:45:06,061 I'll get the keys. 947 00:45:11,431 --> 00:45:13,346 Hello, Dwight. 948 00:45:13,471 --> 00:45:15,802 Oh. 949 00:45:15,802 --> 00:45:17,467 Hi, Theo. 950 00:45:19,549 --> 00:45:20,798 What you working on? 951 00:45:20,798 --> 00:45:25,460 Uh, just a little experiment. 952 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:28,915 Oh. Work, work, work. 953 00:45:28,915 --> 00:45:30,164 Is that all you ever do? 954 00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:34,410 Well, there's a lot riding on this project. 955 00:45:34,410 --> 00:45:36,200 You know, the Professor... 956 00:45:36,325 --> 00:45:38,032 might have everyone else fooled... 957 00:45:38,032 --> 00:45:40,654 but I know who the real brains... 958 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,194 behind this operation is. 959 00:45:43,194 --> 00:45:46,024 Oh, yeah? You do, huh? 960 00:45:46,149 --> 00:45:49,272 Mm-hmm. That's what turns me on about you. 961 00:45:49,272 --> 00:45:51,145 You're so smart. 962 00:45:51,186 --> 00:45:52,352 Ahh. 963 00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:55,766 And those sexy eyes. 964 00:45:55,766 --> 00:45:57,930 Ha ha. Oh! 965 00:46:00,303 --> 00:46:02,135 Why don't I put some music on, huh? 966 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:05,257 Yeah. Music. 967 00:46:07,047 --> 00:46:08,088 Wha-- 968 00:46:08,088 --> 00:46:09,919 You know, Dwight... 969 00:46:10,002 --> 00:46:11,293 I hear you're the only one... 970 00:46:11,293 --> 00:46:13,541 who has the keys to the gate. 971 00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:14,831 Uhh... 972 00:46:16,996 --> 00:46:19,244 Ha. That's true. It is. I'm-- 973 00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,535 Correct. 974 00:46:20,618 --> 00:46:21,992 What if... 975 00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:25,655 I wanted to borrow those keys? 976 00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:30,359 Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven. 977 00:46:32,024 --> 00:46:33,523 I... yaaa, I can't. 978 00:46:33,647 --> 00:46:36,395 Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby. 979 00:46:36,395 --> 00:46:37,977 - No. - Please? I mean-- 980 00:46:38,102 --> 00:46:42,223 Look. You help me by giving me the keys... 981 00:46:42,223 --> 00:46:45,512 and I'll help by giving you... [ Zip ] 982 00:46:45,512 --> 00:46:47,135 Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa! 983 00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:49,633 Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady? 984 00:46:50,757 --> 00:46:52,131 I can do it myself. 985 00:46:56,626 --> 00:46:58,333 Woo-hoo! 986 00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,249 Hey, look! 987 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,498 I'm tossing my own salad! 988 00:47:00,498 --> 00:47:02,080 Ow! 989 00:47:11,238 --> 00:47:12,945 Oh. 990 00:47:14,985 --> 00:47:17,940 So this is your secret room. 991 00:47:19,897 --> 00:47:22,186 Well... 992 00:47:22,186 --> 00:47:24,559 this just isn't gonna work now, is it? 993 00:47:26,432 --> 00:47:30,637 Oh, Professor. 994 00:47:31,886 --> 00:47:35,091 Come over here. 995 00:47:37,173 --> 00:47:39,545 Uh-huh! 996 00:47:39,545 --> 00:47:43,084 This way, you big hunk. 997 00:47:43,084 --> 00:47:44,582 Ahem. 998 00:47:46,622 --> 00:47:48,662 Have we met? 999 00:47:48,662 --> 00:47:51,285 Follow me. 1000 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,908 Are you playing a little game? 1001 00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:54,407 Where are you? 1002 00:47:54,407 --> 00:47:57,571 Come here, baby. 1003 00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,652 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 1004 00:48:03,399 --> 00:48:06,979 No! 1005 00:48:08,436 --> 00:48:09,102 Aah! 1006 00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:10,392 - Is everybody here? - Yeah. 1007 00:48:10,392 --> 00:48:12,182 All right. Let's go. 1008 00:48:12,182 --> 00:48:13,806 - Oh! - Oh, shit, son! 1009 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:19,967 He's not gonna let us out of here! 1010 00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:21,091 He's gonna kill us! 1011 00:48:21,091 --> 00:48:23,505 Oh, look. A rocket scientist. 1012 00:48:23,505 --> 00:48:25,295 All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory. 1013 00:48:25,295 --> 00:48:28,209 Move! Come on! Hurry up! 1014 00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:29,999 You all are fucked! 1015 00:48:32,289 --> 00:48:34,245 Lock the door. 1016 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,743 OK. We have to destroy it. 1017 00:48:36,743 --> 00:48:37,742 That's great. 1018 00:48:37,742 --> 00:48:39,490 How are we gonna destroy what we can't see? 1019 00:48:39,490 --> 00:48:40,989 I got it! 1020 00:48:40,989 --> 00:48:42,654 We'll shave off our pubic hairs... 1021 00:48:42,654 --> 00:48:45,776 and wear the shampoo for two weeks! 1022 00:48:45,776 --> 00:48:47,025 No. Listen. Listen. 1023 00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:48,732 We're gonna use these guns. 1024 00:48:48,732 --> 00:48:51,604 They emit a bolt of concentrated energy... 1025 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,227 which can damage the ectoplasmic cells... 1026 00:48:54,227 --> 00:48:55,476 and destroy the ghost. 1027 00:48:55,601 --> 00:48:57,849 Now, there's no more ammunition. 1028 00:48:57,849 --> 00:48:59,014 Conserve it. Use it wisely. 1029 00:48:59,014 --> 00:49:00,471 - Shut up. - Ow! 1030 00:49:00,721 --> 00:49:03,468 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 1031 00:49:03,468 --> 00:49:06,757 Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve your ammunition. 1032 00:49:06,757 --> 00:49:08,839 My bad. 1033 00:49:08,839 --> 00:49:09,963 All right. Now, the only way... 1034 00:49:10,087 --> 00:49:11,461 we're gonna be able to track these ghosts... 1035 00:49:11,461 --> 00:49:13,667 is if we're all wearing one of these. 1036 00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:14,875 These are thermo goggles. 1037 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,706 They work on the principle of body heat. 1038 00:49:16,831 --> 00:49:19,121 They're so powerful, they can detect... 1039 00:49:19,121 --> 00:49:20,578 where any bodily fluids have been... 1040 00:49:20,578 --> 00:49:22,534 even if they've been wiped clean. 1041 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:27,571 What? 1042 00:49:27,571 --> 00:49:29,528 Ew. 1043 00:49:29,653 --> 00:49:32,109 Are my glasses crooked? 1044 00:49:32,109 --> 00:49:34,981 Now listen, that ghost may be invisible... 1045 00:49:34,981 --> 00:49:36,813 but we have the advantage of being armed... 1046 00:49:36,938 --> 00:49:38,728 with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment... 1047 00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:39,810 known to man. 1048 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,142 How do we stay in touch with each other? 1049 00:49:41,184 --> 00:49:43,099 Do we have some walkie-talkies? 1050 00:49:43,099 --> 00:49:44,930 No. We have these. 1051 00:49:46,845 --> 00:49:48,261 Those is Dixie cups. 1052 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:50,425 Well, we kind of ran short of funds... 1053 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:54,547 after the guns and the goggles. 1054 00:49:54,547 --> 00:49:56,462 All right. Now let's split up. 1055 00:49:56,462 --> 00:49:58,543 Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 1056 00:49:58,710 --> 00:50:00,416 Now wait a minute! Hold up! 1057 00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:02,165 How come every time some scary shit happens... 1058 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:03,996 that we need to stick together... 1059 00:50:03,996 --> 00:50:06,036 you white people always say, "Let's split up"? 1060 00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:07,535 She's right. We should stick together. 1061 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,325 Yes! That's what I'm saying! 1062 00:50:09,325 --> 00:50:10,365 She's right. 1063 00:50:10,365 --> 00:50:13,696 OK. You three, follow me. 1064 00:50:19,898 --> 00:50:21,772 Ain't that a bitch? 1065 00:50:25,435 --> 00:50:27,267 We're gonna die, y'all. 1066 00:50:36,217 --> 00:50:38,673 Ah. Did you hear that? 1067 00:50:38,673 --> 00:50:39,505 Hell, yeah. 1068 00:50:39,505 --> 00:50:43,044 Oh! Where's Shorty? 1069 00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:44,418 I don't know. 1070 00:50:44,543 --> 00:50:50,121 Shorty! 1071 00:50:51,161 --> 00:50:51,952 Oh. 1072 00:50:52,077 --> 00:50:54,117 Damn. 1073 00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,157 All right. You wait right here. 1074 00:50:56,157 --> 00:50:57,114 I'll be right back. 1075 00:50:57,114 --> 00:50:59,112 - OK. - All right. 1076 00:51:07,854 --> 00:51:09,978 - Wow. - What is this? 1077 00:51:09,978 --> 00:51:11,851 I don't know. 1078 00:51:13,183 --> 00:51:15,806 Looks like the furnace room. 1079 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:17,387 - Let's go. - No, wait. 1080 00:51:17,387 --> 00:51:18,761 In that newspaper article... 1081 00:51:18,886 --> 00:51:21,092 it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace. 1082 00:51:26,338 --> 00:51:30,750 Oh, wow. Look at this. 1083 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,832 There's so many ashes, Buddy. 1084 00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:37,203 What are you doing? 1085 00:51:37,286 --> 00:51:38,410 Hold it. 1086 00:51:38,618 --> 00:51:41,407 Aah! 1087 00:51:43,114 --> 00:51:44,238 Aah! 1088 00:51:45,861 --> 00:51:47,984 Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end. 1089 00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:50,191 - OK. - Wait. 1090 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,230 Good luck. 1091 00:51:52,355 --> 00:51:54,187 I love you! 1092 00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,304 Aah! 1093 00:52:03,429 --> 00:52:04,802 - Oh, Shorty! - Cindy! 1094 00:52:04,802 --> 00:52:06,301 There's a monster chasing me. 1095 00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:08,674 What are we gonna do? 1096 00:52:08,674 --> 00:52:11,047 - I got it! - Yeah? 1097 00:52:11,047 --> 00:52:12,420 Oh! 1098 00:52:14,876 --> 00:52:18,956 Shorty! 1099 00:52:19,955 --> 00:52:21,454 Aah! 1100 00:52:24,784 --> 00:52:26,407 Damn. Why does the little bitch... 1101 00:52:26,532 --> 00:52:28,780 got to bring that shit over here? 1102 00:52:28,905 --> 00:52:31,528 OK. Well, maybe she won't see me. 1103 00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:34,275 Somebody help me! Brenda! 1104 00:52:36,648 --> 00:52:38,938 Shit, she saw me. 1105 00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:40,311 OK. OK. 1106 00:52:40,311 --> 00:52:41,893 Oh! Aah! 1107 00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:43,392 Ohh! 1108 00:52:43,392 --> 00:52:45,806 Thank you, Lord! 1109 00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:48,221 Aah! 1110 00:52:48,221 --> 00:52:49,803 OK. Now let that shit just-- 1111 00:52:49,803 --> 00:52:52,176 just mutilate her white ass and leave. 1112 00:52:56,630 --> 00:52:59,502 Damn, bitch, please die! 1113 00:52:59,502 --> 00:53:02,250 Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die! 1114 00:53:02,374 --> 00:53:03,374 It would have just been you... 1115 00:53:03,374 --> 00:53:05,913 if you had just shut the fuck up! 1116 00:53:05,996 --> 00:53:07,495 It's coming! 1117 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:08,993 What is it? 1118 00:53:08,993 --> 00:53:12,532 Is it a monster? Is it a monster? 1119 00:53:15,612 --> 00:53:17,985 Cindy? 1120 00:53:17,985 --> 00:53:20,608 This is a skeleton. This is bones. 1121 00:53:20,733 --> 00:53:23,230 Would you run from Calista Flockhart? 1122 00:53:25,312 --> 00:53:26,894 Shut your ass up. 1123 00:53:28,392 --> 00:53:30,890 Ha, ha, ha! 1124 00:53:30,890 --> 00:53:33,762 Look. He crazy now. 1125 00:53:33,846 --> 00:53:35,802 I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here. 1126 00:53:35,802 --> 00:53:39,132 Ha! Gotcha! Psych! 1127 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:40,256 Have a nice trip. 1128 00:53:40,381 --> 00:53:44,294 Ha, ha, ha! 1129 00:53:44,294 --> 00:53:45,835 Hey, girl, I got an idea. 1130 00:53:45,835 --> 00:53:47,125 Come on. 1131 00:53:48,374 --> 00:53:50,872 SKELETON? Ha ha. Very funny. 1132 00:53:50,872 --> 00:53:52,703 Whoo! 1133 00:53:52,703 --> 00:53:54,202 Ooh! 1134 00:53:54,202 --> 00:53:56,283 Ha, ha, ha! 1135 00:53:56,283 --> 00:53:57,824 Now get on out of here! 1136 00:53:57,865 --> 00:53:59,447 Somebody gonna catch an ass-whupping... 1137 00:53:59,447 --> 00:54:00,696 when I come back. 1138 00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:03,110 Oh, Brenda, you are so brave. 1139 00:54:03,235 --> 00:54:05,858 You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy. 1140 00:54:05,941 --> 00:54:06,857 You guys OK? 1141 00:54:06,857 --> 00:54:08,272 - Yeah. - Please. 1142 00:54:08,272 --> 00:54:11,436 It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me. 1143 00:54:11,436 --> 00:54:12,477 Wedgie! 1144 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,601 Ha, ha, ha! 1145 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:15,099 The ghost has Buddy! 1146 00:54:15,099 --> 00:54:16,432 Ah! My ass! 1147 00:54:16,432 --> 00:54:18,180 Brenda, do something! 1148 00:54:18,305 --> 00:54:20,095 OK! 1149 00:54:20,095 --> 00:54:21,635 Aah! 1150 00:54:21,635 --> 00:54:23,550 I thought I was your best friend. 1151 00:54:23,550 --> 00:54:24,674 Was. 1152 00:54:24,674 --> 00:54:26,714 I'm gonna miss you, girl! 1153 00:54:28,212 --> 00:54:29,836 Get my gun! 1154 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,325 Oh! 1155 00:54:42,824 --> 00:54:44,531 Are you OK? 1156 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:45,613 Ow. 1157 00:54:45,613 --> 00:54:47,070 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 1158 00:54:47,070 --> 00:54:49,110 Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab. 1159 00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:50,692 Come on. 1160 00:54:56,228 --> 00:54:58,851 Ooh! 1161 00:55:07,135 --> 00:55:11,007 Huey... baby... 1162 00:55:11,048 --> 00:55:12,880 where are you? 1163 00:55:16,626 --> 00:55:19,249 My love? Are you there? 1164 00:55:22,246 --> 00:55:24,744 Huey? Baby! 1165 00:55:24,744 --> 00:55:27,158 Baby, I got to talk to you. 1166 00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:30,489 - No. Go away! - Baby? Oh! 1167 00:55:30,655 --> 00:55:31,738 Get away from me! 1168 00:55:31,738 --> 00:55:34,360 Come on, baby. We can work this out. 1169 00:55:36,858 --> 00:55:38,898 I mean, if we just stick together... 1170 00:55:38,898 --> 00:55:40,729 no one can hurt us, my love. 1171 00:55:40,729 --> 00:55:43,102 It was just a booty call! 1172 00:55:44,393 --> 00:55:46,807 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh! 1173 00:55:46,807 --> 00:55:47,806 Aah! 1174 00:55:47,806 --> 00:55:50,429 Why won't you talk to me? 1175 00:55:50,429 --> 00:55:51,719 Because you gave me crabs. 1176 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,884 Aah! 1177 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,961 You are the weakest link. Good-bye! 1178 00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:04,249 Aah! 1179 00:56:06,622 --> 00:56:09,411 Ooh. Hey. 1180 00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:11,992 How you doing? Ha, ha, ha! 1181 00:56:17,404 --> 00:56:18,736 Aah! 1182 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:24,814 No, no. No kissing. No kissing. 1183 00:56:27,437 --> 00:56:29,227 No. Leave this on. Leave this on. 1184 00:56:29,227 --> 00:56:30,600 You look beautiful just like that. 1185 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,682 Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh! 1186 00:56:34,971 --> 00:56:38,593 Oh, shit! 1187 00:56:38,593 --> 00:56:39,550 Ohh! 1188 00:56:39,675 --> 00:56:41,216 No, no, no. 1189 00:56:41,216 --> 00:56:43,297 Don't fuck it up. Ohh. 1190 00:56:43,297 --> 00:56:45,503 I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing. 1191 00:56:45,711 --> 00:56:47,293 I've never had a friend... 1192 00:56:47,293 --> 00:56:48,542 who cared for me the way you do. 1193 00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,707 I mean, there's Ray... 1194 00:56:50,832 --> 00:56:52,205 but he cares for me in a different way... 1195 00:56:52,330 --> 00:56:54,287 you know, like bringing me flowers... 1196 00:56:54,287 --> 00:56:55,536 and running my bath water. 1197 00:56:55,536 --> 00:56:57,492 And there's nights when I wake up screaming... 1198 00:56:57,492 --> 00:57:00,073 and I look over, and Ray's in my bed holding me. 1199 00:57:01,697 --> 00:57:04,070 Anyway... 1200 00:57:04,111 --> 00:57:06,567 seeing as how tonight may be our last night together... 1201 00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:07,775 I was thinking-- 1202 00:57:07,775 --> 00:57:10,356 That we should take our friendship a little bit further. 1203 00:57:10,356 --> 00:57:11,396 - Yes. - Oh, Buddy! 1204 00:57:11,396 --> 00:57:13,561 I was thinking the exact same thing. 1205 00:57:13,686 --> 00:57:17,016 This might be our last night alive... 1206 00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:19,181 and I want to take full advantage of it. 1207 00:57:19,181 --> 00:57:21,470 I was thinking the same thing! 1208 00:57:21,554 --> 00:57:24,301 I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies. 1209 00:57:24,301 --> 00:57:26,258 Oh, great. 1210 00:57:26,382 --> 00:57:27,756 Like... 1211 00:57:27,923 --> 00:57:31,253 I've always wanted to walk on the moon. 1212 00:57:31,253 --> 00:57:32,877 Huh? 1213 00:57:39,495 --> 00:57:43,159 Buuuuudyyyy. 1214 00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:44,866 Ha, ha, ha! 1215 00:57:44,866 --> 00:57:47,030 What about you, Buddy? What do you want to do? 1216 00:57:47,946 --> 00:57:49,861 Well... 1217 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,858 He's in here. 1218 00:57:52,858 --> 00:57:53,982 Oh! 1219 00:58:01,184 --> 00:58:03,598 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1220 00:58:11,008 --> 00:58:12,590 Oh, my God. He locked us in. 1221 00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:14,880 You should call for help. 1222 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,835 Hello! Hello. Can you hear me? 1223 00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:20,375 Come in! Come in! 1224 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,997 Copy! Do you copy me? 1225 00:58:23,122 --> 00:58:25,495 We have a situation here! 1226 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:26,744 Breaker! 1227 00:58:27,868 --> 00:58:29,491 Oh, my God. 1228 00:58:29,616 --> 00:58:30,907 They can't hear me! 1229 00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,613 Must be these walls or something. 1230 00:58:38,608 --> 00:58:41,813 OK. All right. 1231 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:44,353 You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. 1232 00:58:44,478 --> 00:58:46,184 OK. 1233 00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:54,052 Ow! 1234 00:58:54,177 --> 00:58:55,301 Ah! 1235 00:58:55,301 --> 00:58:57,133 - Do you need help or-- - No! 1236 00:58:57,341 --> 00:58:58,590 OK. 1237 00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:00,088 What do I look like to you? 1238 00:59:00,088 --> 00:59:01,920 Just trying to be nice. 1239 00:59:02,045 --> 00:59:03,044 Cover me! 1240 00:59:03,044 --> 00:59:04,251 What do you want me to do? 1241 00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:05,791 Cover me! 1242 00:59:05,916 --> 00:59:09,455 Not literally. I'm serpentining! 1243 00:59:09,455 --> 00:59:11,078 They taught me that-- 1244 00:59:11,078 --> 00:59:13,909 Merchant marines. Two years. 1245 00:59:13,909 --> 00:59:16,781 Spent two years on my belly in Danang. 1246 00:59:16,781 --> 00:59:18,613 - Yeah. - Look! 1247 00:59:18,613 --> 00:59:20,903 Look. Look what the cripple's doing. 1248 00:59:20,903 --> 00:59:23,067 Oh, shit. 1249 00:59:23,067 --> 00:59:25,190 Ow-ow-ow! 1250 00:59:25,315 --> 00:59:27,397 Look, I know you're proud. Just let me help you up-- 1251 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,894 Step it back, candy pants! 1252 00:59:30,019 --> 00:59:31,393 Fine. 1253 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:36,638 Oh, what are we gonna do? 1254 00:59:36,638 --> 00:59:37,887 I'm cold. 1255 00:59:37,887 --> 00:59:40,634 I can't feel my body, I'm so cold. 1256 00:59:40,759 --> 00:59:42,133 Buddy, can you feel this? 1257 00:59:42,133 --> 00:59:43,174 No. 1258 00:59:43,174 --> 00:59:44,756 Try a little higher. 1259 00:59:44,964 --> 00:59:46,795 What about that? 1260 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,753 Mm-mmm. 1261 00:59:47,753 --> 00:59:51,499 Keep rubbing. Ohh. 1262 00:59:54,122 --> 00:59:55,704 Oh, Buddy, I don't think I'm re-- 1263 00:59:55,912 --> 00:59:59,367 Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. 1264 00:59:59,367 --> 01:00:01,865 I'm asking you... 1265 01:00:01,865 --> 01:00:03,905 in the name of love. 1266 01:00:07,485 --> 01:00:09,400 OK, Buddy. 1267 01:00:09,525 --> 01:00:12,022 In the name of love. 1268 01:00:12,022 --> 01:00:14,354 Ohh. 1269 01:00:16,268 --> 01:00:19,349 Mmm. Ohh. 1270 01:00:19,474 --> 01:00:21,264 Oh, Cindy... 1271 01:00:21,264 --> 01:00:24,011 I don't know how much longer I can hold on. 1272 01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:25,968 Don't you say your good-byes. 1273 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,342 You're gonna get out of here... 1274 01:00:27,342 --> 01:00:29,381 and you're gonna go on... 1275 01:00:29,423 --> 01:00:31,879 and you're gonna have lots of little babies. 1276 01:00:31,879 --> 01:00:33,752 And you're gonna die an old man... 1277 01:00:33,752 --> 01:00:34,751 Old man. 1278 01:00:34,751 --> 01:00:36,583 Warm in his bed. 1279 01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:38,082 - Not here! - No. 1280 01:00:38,082 --> 01:00:40,246 - Not like this! - Amen. 1281 01:00:40,246 --> 01:00:42,411 - Do you understand me? - Oh, yeah. 1282 01:00:42,411 --> 01:00:44,493 Coming to this house was the best thing... 1283 01:00:44,576 --> 01:00:46,074 that ever happened to me. 1284 01:00:46,283 --> 01:00:47,198 Oh, me, too. 1285 01:00:47,323 --> 01:00:50,445 And for that... I am so thankful. 1286 01:00:50,445 --> 01:00:51,569 Oh, don't let go. 1287 01:00:51,569 --> 01:00:53,401 Never! I'll never let go! 1288 01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:55,441 - I feel weak. - Buddy! 1289 01:00:55,441 --> 01:00:56,565 - I'm com-- - Come back! 1290 01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:57,730 Aah! 1291 01:00:59,853 --> 01:01:01,810 All right, Dwight Hartman... 1292 01:01:01,810 --> 01:01:04,932 it's your time to shine. 1293 01:01:05,015 --> 01:01:06,972 All right. Come on. 1294 01:01:13,216 --> 01:01:15,547 Come on, Kane. 1295 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,504 Show yourself! 1296 01:01:17,712 --> 01:01:19,086 Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles. 1297 01:01:23,665 --> 01:01:24,789 Aah! 1298 01:01:26,621 --> 01:01:27,661 Ha, ha, ha! 1299 01:01:29,202 --> 01:01:30,159 Oh! 1300 01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:31,991 Aah! 1301 01:01:33,697 --> 01:01:35,529 Ah. Ah. 1302 01:01:40,649 --> 01:01:42,481 Ow! 1303 01:01:46,394 --> 01:01:49,475 That's right, mother-- 1304 01:01:49,475 --> 01:01:50,599 Ha, ha, ha! 1305 01:01:50,724 --> 01:01:51,639 Whoa! 1306 01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:53,471 Ow-ow-ow! 1307 01:01:53,471 --> 01:01:54,470 Ha, ha, ha! 1308 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:56,760 Aah! 1309 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,258 Hey, Kane, you hungry? 1310 01:01:58,258 --> 01:02:00,423 How about a little snack of this? 1311 01:02:00,423 --> 01:02:01,755 Ha ha! 1312 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:03,753 Aah! 1313 01:02:03,753 --> 01:02:06,917 Ow. Ow. No. Ow. 1314 01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,874 Ow-ow-ow. 1315 01:02:14,785 --> 01:02:16,159 Gotcha! 1316 01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:26,108 Aaargh! 1317 01:02:28,481 --> 01:02:29,854 I know what you're thinking. 1318 01:02:29,854 --> 01:02:33,851 Did I fire 3 shots or 117? 1319 01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:37,264 Well, do you feel lucky... 1320 01:02:37,431 --> 01:02:38,888 punk? 1321 01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:41,968 Do you... feel lucky? 1322 01:02:41,968 --> 01:02:43,592 Do you feel lucky, punk? 1323 01:02:43,592 --> 01:02:44,716 Shoot me, motherfucker! 1324 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,499 OK. Fine. 1325 01:02:53,624 --> 01:02:55,664 Make your best move, ass bite. 1326 01:03:11,899 --> 01:03:14,730 - Raaa! - Aaah! 1327 01:03:17,602 --> 01:03:20,308 Oh. Whayaaa! 1328 01:03:20,433 --> 01:03:21,932 Whoa! 1329 01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,056 Whoo! 1330 01:03:24,929 --> 01:03:26,178 Aah! 1331 01:03:36,668 --> 01:03:38,042 Uh. 1332 01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:39,832 Help! 1333 01:03:41,122 --> 01:03:41,913 Help! 1334 01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:44,786 Here. Take my hand. 1335 01:03:44,786 --> 01:03:46,159 Ahh! 1336 01:03:46,284 --> 01:03:47,824 Come on. 1337 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,906 You're gonna fall unless you take my hand... 1338 01:03:50,031 --> 01:03:51,405 No. Give me your other hand. 1339 01:03:51,405 --> 01:03:54,235 No. My other hand isn't strong enough. 1340 01:03:54,235 --> 01:03:55,526 You take my little hand. 1341 01:03:55,526 --> 01:03:57,316 No! Get it away from me! 1342 01:03:57,316 --> 01:04:00,063 Take it! Take my hand! 1343 01:04:00,063 --> 01:04:03,643 Aah! 1344 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:06,807 Eww. 1345 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,844 No. 1346 01:04:11,844 --> 01:04:12,760 No. Why me? 1347 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,134 No. Come on. No. 1348 01:04:14,134 --> 01:04:16,756 I've served you well. Don't you do this to me. 1349 01:04:16,756 --> 01:04:18,671 No, please. Please, no. 1350 01:04:18,796 --> 01:04:21,877 Ple-ple-ple--Aah! 1351 01:04:22,251 --> 01:04:23,833 OK, Buddy. 1352 01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:26,664 It's time for us to get out of here. 1353 01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:00,841 Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger. 1354 01:05:00,966 --> 01:05:02,215 Ray, this is Cindy. 1355 01:05:02,215 --> 01:05:03,214 I don't want to talk to Cindy. 1356 01:05:03,339 --> 01:05:04,463 I want to talk to Roger. 1357 01:05:04,463 --> 01:05:06,502 Roger, where you at, man? Quit fucking around. 1358 01:05:06,502 --> 01:05:08,168 Ray, listen. The ghost is close. 1359 01:05:08,168 --> 01:05:09,958 He almost got us. Buddy's hurt. 1360 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:12,330 - What's your location? - I'm right behind you. 1361 01:05:12,330 --> 01:05:14,745 Ray, thank God. OK. Where's Shorty? 1362 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,576 I don't--I don't know. 1363 01:05:16,576 --> 01:05:18,075 He was here just a minute ago. 1364 01:05:18,075 --> 01:05:20,157 Listen, you go help Buddy in the lab. 1365 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,779 - I'll go check upstairs. - All right. 1366 01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:27,317 Mmm. That smells good. 1367 01:05:27,317 --> 01:05:28,441 Hello, Cindy. 1368 01:05:28,441 --> 01:05:31,688 Say heloo to Cindy, Shorty. 1369 01:05:31,688 --> 01:05:35,642 Heloo... Cindy. 1370 01:05:35,642 --> 01:05:36,558 Shorty, are you OK? 1371 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,265 Talk to me! 1372 01:05:38,265 --> 01:05:41,595 Morphine? Chloroform? 1373 01:05:41,595 --> 01:05:43,302 Horse tranquilizers? You drugged him! 1374 01:05:43,302 --> 01:05:45,925 I did not. That's all his stuff. 1375 01:05:45,925 --> 01:05:47,090 Yaah! 1376 01:05:47,090 --> 01:05:48,547 All right, Shorty. 1377 01:05:48,547 --> 01:05:50,254 Who's ready for the main course? 1378 01:05:50,254 --> 01:05:51,836 Me! Me. 1379 01:05:52,002 --> 01:05:53,584 Oh, Hanson, please. 1380 01:05:53,709 --> 01:05:56,082 No. Oh. 1381 01:05:57,789 --> 01:05:58,913 What the fuck? 1382 01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,411 Beetlejuice in the house. 1383 01:06:00,411 --> 01:06:03,825 This is your brains on drugs. Hee! 1384 01:06:03,825 --> 01:06:05,698 Oof. 1385 01:06:05,698 --> 01:06:07,072 Oh, shit, son. 1386 01:06:07,155 --> 01:06:10,152 Aah! 1387 01:06:10,361 --> 01:06:12,442 Oh. 1388 01:06:15,606 --> 01:06:17,021 Shorty! 1389 01:06:17,021 --> 01:06:18,270 Got me. 1390 01:06:18,395 --> 01:06:20,435 Cindy, what's going on? 1391 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,391 It's Hanson. He's possessed. 1392 01:06:22,391 --> 01:06:23,515 Let's get him. 1393 01:06:59,732 --> 01:07:01,980 Whoo! 1394 01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:03,603 Ahh. 1395 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:04,852 Angel style! 1396 01:07:07,225 --> 01:07:09,973 Hi-yah! 1397 01:07:10,097 --> 01:07:11,346 Aah! 1398 01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:13,969 Smack my bitch up 1399 01:07:13,969 --> 01:07:15,218 Aah! 1400 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:20,338 Uh! 1401 01:07:29,704 --> 01:07:32,827 Whoo! OK. 1402 01:07:32,827 --> 01:07:35,075 Boo! 1403 01:07:35,075 --> 01:07:36,032 Come on. 1404 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,489 Aah! 1405 01:07:37,489 --> 01:07:38,488 - Oh! - Aah! 1406 01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:39,862 Smack my bitch up 1407 01:07:39,862 --> 01:07:41,360 Aah! 1408 01:07:52,808 --> 01:07:54,640 OK. 1409 01:07:56,929 --> 01:07:57,804 Aaaaaaah... 1410 01:07:57,929 --> 01:08:00,093 Oh, nooo! 1411 01:08:00,093 --> 01:08:01,717 Oh! 1412 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,090 Ohh. 1413 01:08:04,090 --> 01:08:06,296 Hee, hee, hee! Ooh! 1414 01:08:06,296 --> 01:08:07,961 Aah! 1415 01:08:14,289 --> 01:08:15,288 Hi-yi! 1416 01:08:16,661 --> 01:08:18,451 Aah! 1417 01:08:21,490 --> 01:08:23,280 Aah! 1418 01:08:23,405 --> 01:08:24,987 Whoo! 1419 01:08:27,943 --> 01:08:30,149 Whoo! Oh! Ooh! 1420 01:08:42,804 --> 01:08:43,970 Ooh! 1421 01:09:06,865 --> 01:09:07,906 Ow. 1422 01:09:07,948 --> 01:09:08,864 Shit. 1423 01:09:12,735 --> 01:09:16,398 Ahh! 1424 01:09:16,398 --> 01:09:18,355 You OK, Dwight? 1425 01:09:18,438 --> 01:09:21,519 I--I can't feel my legs. 1426 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:26,764 Aah! I can't feel my legs! 1427 01:09:26,764 --> 01:09:28,013 You never could. 1428 01:09:28,013 --> 01:09:29,428 You stay out of this, all right? 1429 01:09:29,428 --> 01:09:31,093 Now listen. 1430 01:09:31,093 --> 01:09:32,592 You get the others and meet us upstairs. 1431 01:09:32,842 --> 01:09:33,716 - All right? - OK. 1432 01:09:33,841 --> 01:09:34,881 You stay here. 1433 01:09:34,881 --> 01:09:37,712 Ray-Ray, I need your help. Give me your belt. 1434 01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:38,878 - Hi-yah! - Hah! 1435 01:09:38,878 --> 01:09:40,127 Heee! 1436 01:09:40,127 --> 01:09:42,083 Hmmm. The crane. 1437 01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:45,830 Ha! 1438 01:09:46,870 --> 01:09:49,243 The crouching tiger. 1439 01:09:54,322 --> 01:09:56,029 The drunken monkey. 1440 01:09:56,029 --> 01:09:58,485 Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah! 1441 01:09:59,983 --> 01:10:01,107 The mad cow. 1442 01:10:03,855 --> 01:10:07,185 Motherfucker! Moo! 1443 01:10:07,185 --> 01:10:08,684 Aah! 1444 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:10,307 The camel toe. 1445 01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:13,596 Yow-hi! 1446 01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:34,951 Get the hell out of there, guys! 1447 01:10:34,951 --> 01:10:36,075 Come on! 1448 01:10:41,903 --> 01:10:44,110 Ray, give me a 180. 1449 01:10:44,276 --> 01:10:46,149 OK. Listen. Someone has to go... 1450 01:10:46,233 --> 01:10:48,772 and lure him onto that platform. 1451 01:10:52,643 --> 01:10:55,058 All right. I'll go. 1452 01:10:55,141 --> 01:10:56,099 Cindy, let me-- 1453 01:10:56,099 --> 01:10:57,764 No, Buddy! 1454 01:10:57,764 --> 01:10:59,137 I'm the one he wants. 1455 01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:00,761 Actually, I was saying... 1456 01:11:00,886 --> 01:11:03,051 let me have your computer if you die. 1457 01:11:03,051 --> 01:11:05,174 Oh. 1458 01:11:05,174 --> 01:11:06,256 OK. But as soon as he gets there... 1459 01:11:06,422 --> 01:11:07,713 you have to get off. 1460 01:11:07,713 --> 01:11:09,420 OK. 1461 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,669 All right. 180 me. 1462 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:14,707 Hugh Kane, it's me you want! 1463 01:11:14,707 --> 01:11:16,247 Come get me! 1464 01:11:16,247 --> 01:11:18,869 I'm not afraid anymore! 1465 01:11:18,869 --> 01:11:20,368 Show yourself! 1466 01:11:23,365 --> 01:11:24,989 Aah! Oh! 1467 01:11:28,735 --> 01:11:30,400 Aah! 1468 01:11:32,357 --> 01:11:33,731 Ooh. 1469 01:11:41,723 --> 01:11:43,097 Dwight, he's here. Do something. 1470 01:11:43,097 --> 01:11:44,721 I can't. She's still on the platform. 1471 01:11:44,804 --> 01:11:46,219 If I throw the switch, she'll die. 1472 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,760 Cindy, get out of there! You'll get killed! 1473 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,258 Aah! 1474 01:11:49,258 --> 01:11:50,507 Ha, ha, ha! 1475 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:51,589 Move out of the way! 1476 01:11:51,756 --> 01:11:53,171 I'll get her! 1477 01:11:55,794 --> 01:11:57,043 Why is he running so slow? 1478 01:11:57,043 --> 01:11:59,207 Ray! Run faster! 1479 01:11:59,332 --> 01:12:00,248 OK! 1480 01:12:00,248 --> 01:12:02,787 Throw the switch! 1481 01:12:02,996 --> 01:12:04,952 Now you will be mine... forever! 1482 01:12:17,149 --> 01:12:19,730 Ray, you saved me. 1483 01:12:19,730 --> 01:12:20,937 Are you OK? 1484 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:21,937 I'm fine. 1485 01:12:21,937 --> 01:12:23,560 I broke my fall. 1486 01:12:23,727 --> 01:12:26,183 Ohh. Ah. 1487 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:41,127 Oh. 1488 01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:43,625 - Yes! - Yes! 1489 01:12:45,790 --> 01:12:48,412 Hey, y'all. What's going on? 1490 01:12:48,412 --> 01:12:51,035 Shorty, you made it. You're alive! 1491 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:58,362 Yeah. It was traumatic. 1492 01:12:58,362 --> 01:13:00,068 It really was... 1493 01:13:00,068 --> 01:13:02,275 and it's taking me a while to get over it, 1494 01:13:02,483 --> 01:13:03,940 but, you know... 1495 01:13:03,940 --> 01:13:07,270 now that we're out of the house and back in school... 1496 01:13:07,270 --> 01:13:09,560 I just know that everything's gonna be OK. 1497 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:13,056 Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up? 1498 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:15,512 Why couldn't you have just left me there to die? 1499 01:13:15,512 --> 01:13:17,677 Give me a fucking rope. I'll hang myself. 1500 01:13:17,677 --> 01:13:20,175 Here I go. I'm hanging myself. 1501 01:13:22,922 --> 01:13:24,254 Hello? 1502 01:13:24,254 --> 01:13:26,253 Oh, hi, Dad. 1503 01:13:26,253 --> 01:13:28,958 Are you having fun on your vacation? 1504 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:31,248 Oh, no. Birds are very clean animals. 1505 01:13:31,248 --> 01:13:32,372 He's no trouble at all. 1506 01:13:32,372 --> 01:13:33,538 Goddamn it! 1507 01:13:33,538 --> 01:13:35,619 What the fuck did you put in this birdseed? 1508 01:13:40,947 --> 01:13:43,112 Oh, Dad, Buddy's here. I got to go. 1509 01:13:43,112 --> 01:13:44,153 OK. I love you. Bye. 1510 01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:46,401 God, that was a big one. 1511 01:13:46,401 --> 01:13:49,148 - Hey, Buddy! - Surprise. 1512 01:13:49,148 --> 01:13:50,439 Open chest! 1513 01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:54,435 Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick. 1514 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,017 Come on. 1515 01:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,472 Hey, look out. A bee. 1516 01:13:59,472 --> 01:14:00,846 Buddy, I've never had anyone... 1517 01:14:00,846 --> 01:14:03,219 be so protective of me before. 1518 01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:04,717 That's what your man's supposed to do. 1519 01:14:04,717 --> 01:14:06,757 Two hot dogs. 1520 01:14:11,877 --> 01:14:12,960 Buddy, get him! 1521 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,457 Buddy? Buddy? 1522 01:14:15,582 --> 01:14:17,039 I've come back for you. 1523 01:14:17,039 --> 01:14:18,746 No! This can't be happening! 1524 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:21,369 Mm-hmm. It is happening. 1525 01:14:21,577 --> 01:14:24,449 Now we're gonna be together forever. 1526 01:14:24,449 --> 01:14:26,406 Nooooo! 1527 01:14:26,822 --> 01:14:32,567 Yes! 1528 01:14:35,314 --> 01:14:36,563 Did you hear something? 1529 01:14:36,563 --> 01:14:40,018 No. I didn't hear nothing.98171

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