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Excuse me, Mr. Farmer,
but John John wants his ball.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I made some coffee
and left a sweet roll in the oven.
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I talked with Dr. Alfasa.
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She doesn't think you should
see the children for a while...
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...especially John John...
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...until they get used to the idea.
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Felix!
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I'm leaving the Cadillac.
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- I'm no dog!
- They're waiting in the car.
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You snap your fingers, whistle.
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- I'm no dog.
- I accept that.
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How about moving your pigeon toes
towards the front door?
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We'll get this show on the road.
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Absolutely. I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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Harry Sandler.
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- Did you get Felix?
- No, I'm calling your father.
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- Give him my love.
- What?
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- Hello?
- Harry!
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Yes, Dick.
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I called Bel Air and Palm Springs
but didn't get an answer.
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Right.
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I tried his beach number
and I got some deranged Chinaman.
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You get Felix on the phone and tell him
to be at David's office at 11:00.
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Right.
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You tell him 11:00, or it's his ass.
And your ass, too, Harry. Got it?
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Joyce sends her best.
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He wants to know how you are.
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How do I look?
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If I told him,
he'd have another heart attack.
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She's terrific.
Now, stop jerkin' off and call your client.
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The kids' bathing suits.
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I left a set of keys on your dresser.
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Mr. Farmer's residence. Harry Sandler.
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I'm afraid Mr. Farmer is out to lunch.
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I'm coming!
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'Bye, Daddy!
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Harry says it's a matter of life and death.
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Please, be quiet.
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Mommy, why can't Daddy come with us?
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Because Mommy is having a very bad day.
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A fire in downtown Los Angeles
this morning destroyed the Oak Hotel.
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Luckily, no injuries.
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The damage is estimated at $1.5 million.
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Now, here's Tammy Taylor
with her exclusive report from Hollywood.
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Night Wind opened in 800 theatres
to unanimously bad reviews...
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... and in spite of a mammoth
advertising campaign...
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... in the first week,
has grossed less money...
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... than any film
in the history of Capitol Studios.
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I have it on good authority
that Capitol's president, David Blackman...
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... is considering
calling in all the prints.
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- Can't someone find him?
- I've been on the phone all morning.
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What about Sandler?
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I told him it was his ass
if Felix wasn't here at 11:00.
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- What did the lawyers say?
- lf you cut the film, he can sue.
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Then, what's the answer?
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Scare the hell out of him,
then give him your ideas.
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- Ideas? It's a piece of shit.
- Absolutely.
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That's one thing I'm proud of.
I'm a damn good cutter.
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- You sure are.
- The best.
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I ran the film twice last night.
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The cutter agrees
with most of your suggestions.
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- But will he say so to Felix?
- I think so.
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- He's been with Felix for 15 years.
- He wants to direct.
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- That's all I need. Another director.
- Speaking of directors...
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What about Culley?
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What about Culley, for Christ's sake?
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He's shacked up with some 16-year-old girl
and a case of Jack Daniels.
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He has a six-picture deal, pay or play.
What does he care?
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I had a lengthy conversation
with him last night.
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I told him that J.G. was so worried
he was considering selling the studio.
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Knowing J.G., that's not so far-fetched.
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Evidently, Culley didn't think so either.
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- Obviously.
- What do you mean? Where is he?
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Right outside.
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All right, check on Sandler.
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Send Culley in.
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- Harry Sandler, this is Dick Benson.
- Gentlemen.
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I want to recut Night Wind,
but Felix has an ironclad contract.
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That's never stopped you before.
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All right, no smart-ass stuff, Culley.
J.G. called six times last night.
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If we don't do something quick,
all hell's going to break loose.
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Harry!
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
Where could he be having lunch?
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I don't think you grasp
the seriousness of this situation.
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- All right, hang up.
- He's not home, he's having lunch.
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I want you to get Felix to agree
to recut the film.
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Tell him you've got some good ideas.
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Put out a story
that we're recalling all the prints...
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...and Culley is going to make
some drastic changes to the picture.
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- I've got to call in to J.G. at 6:00.
- Give him my regards.
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Unless you have something that can't wait
till the 3:00 meeting, thank you.
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- Hello.
- Did I wake you up?
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Hi, darling.
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No, you didn't wake me up.
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Ready when you are.
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It's a wonder.
You really wore me out last night.
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You were fantastic.
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You were pretty fantastic yourself.
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Listen, I like your suggestion.
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Sam Marshall and you
make good chemistry.
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And he's right for the part.
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- What did you say?
- Nothing.
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That's great.
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- Then we got a date?
- So, I'll see you tonight?
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- I miss you.
- Yeah.
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- 'Bye.
- 'Bye, darling.
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You son of a bitch.
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Well, he liked my suggestion.
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He thinks you'll be great for the part.
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Hi.
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Ladies.
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What a great car you have.
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- Where are you headed?
- That depends.
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Where are you headed?
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You're late, Ben.
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I know that, dear boy.
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- What's up?
- They're all waiting in the study.
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- You didn't answer my question, dear boy.
- That's because I'm not your dear boy.
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Once we file for divorce,
it's a matter of public record.
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Polly Reed's nose is in the wind.
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- My secretary's saying I'm in Palm Springs.
- I have to say something.
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You could not have picked a worse time.
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As your press agent, I agree.
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But it wouldn't be good
if Night Wind was a hit.
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Like it or not, you're the first
to admit it. You have an image.
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They have newspapers to sell.
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Imagine what they'll say
once they've written the nice things.
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You know this town, sweetie.
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You can smoke dope and end up
going steady with your Afghan...
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...and you're one of the gang.
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But you, you're Peter Pan.
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Night Wind is a fact.
We have to show it wasn't your fault.
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Anybody can fail, even Sally Miles.
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- No! That was Felix's responsibility.
- I didn't mean...
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But, sweetie, you walk out on him now
and your friggin' fans will hate your guts.
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- The ones who criticized your marriage.
- Those snakes will be the first.
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Not even a legal separation?
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- Absolutely not.
- Shit, no!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Damn.
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Sorry.
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That water is cold.
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Take it easy, ladies,
while I check things out.
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Gary?
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Felix?
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Sally?
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Anybody home?
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Good morning.
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Culley, there was a man out there
with a rat, and he put it in our...
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Good morning.
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It's not such a good idea
to sit in here with the motor running.
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I better turn off the ignition.
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Oh, my God!
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Sorry, Culley just called.
Felix tried to kill himself.
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Just thought you'd like to know.
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I can be reached at that number
or this one here.
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Okay. I think that about covers it.
I appreciate you calling.
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- Thank you very much.
- Nothing.
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Can I borrow a bathing suit?
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There must be some spares
in the upstairs dressing room.
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If I can't find anything,
what are the laws on nude sunbathing?
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- I'd have to come back and arrest you.
- Bet I could talk you out of it.
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Bet she could, too.
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I may drop back later
and check on Mr. Farmer. Let's go!
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Do that. And, Phil, there's liable to be
some reporters nosing around.
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The only person who likes reporters
less than me is the chief.
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They stick their noses in the wrong place,
they get stepped on.
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Tell Mr. Farmer if he ever does a movie
about the cops...
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...l've got a lot of stories.
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- I'll tell him.
- None of that Serpico crap, the real cops.
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- See you later, Mr. Culley.
- Okay.
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I don't believe it.
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The traffic is jammed up
all the way to Topanga.
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It took me an hour and a half to get here.
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- How is he?
- Compared to what?
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Come on. Gary called and said that Felix...
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I told Gary to tell Sally
not to take an ad out in Variety.
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- Lila, this is Ben.
- Nice to meet you.
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Gary was just doing his job.
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Maybe Felix did try to kill himself,
but Sally will suffer!
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- I couldn't find a bathing suit.
- Babs, Ben.
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Nice knowing you.
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I'd like to nude sunbathe,
but I might get busted.
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Darling, you already are busted.
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- You think it's all right?
- I think it's a wonderful idea.
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Great.
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Here goes nothing.
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If that's her idea of nothing,
can you imagine her concept of something?
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Culley, you're a dirty old man.
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- Hi, Doc. How is he?
- Hi, Ben.
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How is he?
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Why is it nobody ever asks
how the doctor is first?
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Did it ever occur to you
that I could be sicker than the patient?
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Irving, I'm sorry.
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Felix will survive.
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But for all you know, I might be terminal.
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Thank God I'm not a surgeon.
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- Can you wait till I mix you a drink?
- Barely.
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Please! Felix is going to be all right,
isn't he?
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He'll be fine.
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- I'm not so sure about you.
- What's wrong?
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You look like 180 pounds
of condemned veal.
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- Let me give you a vitamin shot.
- No, thank you.
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You never know. It might help.
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Why should I give you a vitamin shot?
I'm the one with the hangover.
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- Hi, hon, it's me. Any messages?
- B12.
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- I don't want to talk to her.
- B complex.
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- FYI only, I'm at Farmer's.
- Crude liver.
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Okay. Hold on.
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And a generous jolt of adrenal cortex...
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...chased by a bloody mary.
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I thought that was a chaser.
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Where would Salk or Pasteur
be if they hadn't taken chances?
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You must help me
with my story for the press.
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Say you'll only be in the hospital
two months.
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Fuck off, will you? Forgive me.
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You want a drink?
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In order to inject this properly,
I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
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Want me to do it for you?
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- Are you, perchance, a nurse?
- No. I used to be a junkie.
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Would it endanger your amateur standing
if I ask you to use a sterilized needle?
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You're the doctor.
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That's the nicest thing
anyone has said to me all week.
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Hello? Who is this?
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Hello, Harry.
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No, Culley. Yeah.
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- No, it was just an accident.
- Jesus, it's all over town!
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He put it in low instead of reverse...
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...went through the garage wall
and into the ocean.
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Tell the world.
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Yeah, damn lucky.
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It's just one of those ridiculous things.
Here he is now!
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Felix! Thank God! We got our speech.
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- Harry wants to know how you're feeling.
- I know you didn't try to take your life.
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Did you hear that?
He said, "I never felt better in my life."
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But you know how they can blow
a thing like this out of proportion.
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Imagine what would happen
if Polly Reed got her hands on this.
240
00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:37,395
We've got to sit down and
get our stories straight. Let me handle it.
241
00:24:37,474 --> 00:24:39,772
Felix, are you listening to me?
242
00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:43,343
I want to play it down.
It was a freak accident.
243
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,308
Domestic problems. No, wait.
244
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:49,749
Tell the studio the doctor wants him
to stay in bed for a day or two.
245
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:52,152
No, I said I should stay in bed
for a day or two.
246
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:54,623
He should go out, play golf,
get some exercise.
247
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:58,422
I know it's been a bad couple of days,
and I won't kid you, you look awful.
248
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:01,465
The sooner we settle this,
the sooner you'll get some rest.
249
00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:03,864
No, Harry. I haven't said anything to him.
250
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,894
They just pulled him out of
the Pacific Ocean, for Christ's sake.
251
00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:10,673
Either come out here
and take care of it yourself...
252
00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:12,368
...or butt out and let me handle it.
253
00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:15,140
- He won't even talk to me.
- I promise you.
254
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:19,013
You'll be the first one to know.
Now, take it easy. Goodbye.
255
00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:20,917
That's a nervous Jew.
256
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,216
That's not a nervous Jew.
This is a nervous Jew.
257
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,779
- You don't look nervous.
- lf you don't stop it...
258
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,291
Don't get sore.
Some of my best friends are nervous.
259
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,520
You've got to talk to him.
260
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:34,362
Tell him, in 10 minutes that doorbell
will ring and all hell will break loose.
261
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,436
- See who it is, Lila.
- But don't let them in.
262
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,277
I'd like to see Felix.
263
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,148
- Felix who?
- Farmer.
264
00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:01,683
This is the Farmer house, isn't it?
265
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:05,593
I'll have to ask. Wait a minute.
266
00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:13,472
- It's a woman. Gave me the creeps.
- Describe her.
267
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,100
- Bleach blonde, a lot of makeup...
- It's Polly.
268
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:20,135
- She says she wants to see Felix.
- What are we going to do, Culley?
269
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:25,743
The back door.
270
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:45,028
I remember this scene in The Thing.
271
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:49,470
- There was this horrible monster on...
- Will you shut up?
272
00:26:50,879 --> 00:26:52,574
Hi, Polly.
273
00:26:52,747 --> 00:26:55,841
Amazing coincidence.
I was just talking about you.
274
00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:59,277
Were you really, Irving?
275
00:27:00,088 --> 00:27:02,613
Hello, Culley. Ben.
276
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,896
I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.
277
00:27:09,065 --> 00:27:12,660
You heard that Felix...
Felix tried to commit suicide.
278
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:15,998
Ridiculous.
279
00:27:21,177 --> 00:27:22,542
He fell on her?
280
00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:25,009
They've taken her
to the Santa Monica Hospital.
281
00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:26,842
How could he fall on her?
282
00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:29,040
He was trying to hang himself.
283
00:27:29,618 --> 00:27:31,176
- How is he?
- He's okay.
284
00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:33,813
Polly might have a fractured pelvis
and a broken leg.
285
00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:41,296
Send flowers.
286
00:27:42,032 --> 00:27:44,466
He fell on her.
287
00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:46,961
Let's get something to eat.
288
00:27:48,004 --> 00:27:49,096
Okay.
289
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,673
- What a cute dog.
- Yeah.
290
00:28:02,052 --> 00:28:03,782
Okay, Felix.
291
00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:06,854
Attaboy.
292
00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:13,056
Felix.
293
00:28:13,664 --> 00:28:17,691
For the last 40 years
I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery.
294
00:28:18,736 --> 00:28:22,638
I've consumed enough booze
to destroy a dozen healthy livers.
295
00:28:22,707 --> 00:28:24,971
I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine...
296
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:27,875
...to poison the entire population
of Orange County.
297
00:28:27,945 --> 00:28:30,914
I've indulged in sexual excesses
that would make Caligula...
298
00:28:30,982 --> 00:28:32,712
...look like a celibate monk.
299
00:28:33,986 --> 00:28:38,616
I have, in fact, conscientiously,
day in and day out...
300
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:42,224
...for more years than you've been
in this best of all possible worlds...
301
00:28:42,294 --> 00:28:45,752
...tried to kill myself,
and I've never felt better in my life.
302
00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:48,795
If you're really going to end it all...
303
00:28:48,867 --> 00:28:52,564
...I can show you
a half dozen great ways to do it.
304
00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:57,908
- What did you give him?
- A pinch of this, a dash of that.
305
00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:02,107
Sometimes referred to in the trade
as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker.
306
00:29:02,348 --> 00:29:05,943
Take no notice if he begins to levitate.
It's a common side effect.
307
00:29:06,019 --> 00:29:07,213
Culley.
308
00:29:12,392 --> 00:29:13,552
Yeah?
309
00:29:13,893 --> 00:29:16,919
I'm starved. What do I do about dinner?
310
00:29:17,764 --> 00:29:20,358
What do you normally do about dinner?
311
00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:21,893
Eat.
312
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,994
- Why should tonight be any different?
- And we're out of vodka.
313
00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:27,403
Jesus, Irving, I just opened a new fifth.
314
00:29:27,473 --> 00:29:29,635
Then it's only fair that I open the next.
315
00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:31,177
I'll get it.
316
00:29:33,681 --> 00:29:34,841
Hello?
317
00:29:35,249 --> 00:29:37,774
Yeah. Just a minute. It's for you.
318
00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,810
This is Dr. Finegarten.
319
00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:41,479
- Where's Culley?
- Upstairs.
320
00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:42,749
God.
321
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,752
Okay, put her through.
322
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,825
- I just got back from the hospital.
- Watch the hole. How is Polly?
323
00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:51,990
Broken arm, fractured pelvis...
324
00:29:52,066 --> 00:29:55,695
...screaming her lungs out at everybody,
reporters all over the place.
325
00:29:56,036 --> 00:29:57,197
Felix?
326
00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:02,866
- What's the matter with him?
- Dr. Finegarten's magic needle.
327
00:30:02,944 --> 00:30:05,071
I've seen week-old corpses
that look healthier.
328
00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,807
But not happier.
329
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,383
Felix!
330
00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,647
Believe me, Mrs. Zukerman,
there's nothing serious.
331
00:30:14,723 --> 00:30:16,748
Come on, Lila. I'll take you to the market.
332
00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:17,883
I'll get my roller skates.
333
00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:20,052
Just keep taking the medicine.
334
00:30:21,096 --> 00:30:22,188
Tomato juice.
335
00:30:22,264 --> 00:30:24,129
- And lots of water.
- Doc.
336
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,599
Excellent. And no spicy foods.
337
00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:31,732
No, that's spicy, Mrs. Zukerman.
338
00:30:32,675 --> 00:30:36,202
In a couple of days,
if it isn't better you drop in the office.
339
00:30:36,512 --> 00:30:37,672
Right.
340
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,808
Goodbye, Mrs. Zukerman.
341
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,480
- I have got to talk to Felix right now.
- Go ahead.
342
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,955
What? He doesn't even know
I'm in the same room.
343
00:30:49,025 --> 00:30:52,222
If you want answers,
you better wait about nine hours.
344
00:30:52,295 --> 00:30:53,661
Nine hours?
345
00:30:54,731 --> 00:30:57,131
Farmer residence. Who's calling?
346
00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,935
- It's David Blackman.
- Say hello.
347
00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:12,814
This is Ben Coogan.
Maybe I can help, Mr. Blackman.
348
00:31:12,883 --> 00:31:14,748
Join me in one of these little pink pills?
349
00:31:14,818 --> 00:31:17,480
It's David Blackman.
Don't you understand?
350
00:31:22,226 --> 00:31:25,923
Yes, sir, Mr. Blackman.
This is Ben Coogan. Yes, sir.
351
00:31:26,164 --> 00:31:30,533
Listen, Ben. I need straight information.
We're getting all kinds of stories here.
352
00:31:33,137 --> 00:31:35,731
Right now, he's heavily sedated, sir.
353
00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:39,003
Dr. Irving Finegarten.
354
00:31:39,077 --> 00:31:41,443
If he doesn't remember me,
mention his first clap.
355
00:31:41,512 --> 00:31:45,141
- God, I'm going to kill you one day.
- I didn't give it to him. I cured him.
356
00:31:48,853 --> 00:31:50,446
I'm afraid so, sir.
357
00:31:50,889 --> 00:31:52,914
All right. Keep in touch.
358
00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:58,189
A Hollywood gossip columnist
was seriously injured today...
359
00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:02,063
... while visiting the Malibu home
of film producer Felix Farmer.
360
00:32:02,201 --> 00:32:06,069
According to reporters, Mr. Farmer
fell from his second-story bedroom...
361
00:32:06,138 --> 00:32:09,972
... and landed on Miss Reed who
was then rushed to the Malibu Hospital.
362
00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,602
She's reported to be
in satisfactory condition.
363
00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,339
Satisfactory, shit.
364
00:32:14,713 --> 00:32:17,341
Farmer was involved in a bizarre accident.
365
00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,441
Hi.
366
00:32:18,518 --> 00:32:22,113
... crashed through his garage
and sank into the Malibu surf.
367
00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,182
How do you feel?
368
00:32:27,961 --> 00:32:29,451
How do I feel?
369
00:32:29,996 --> 00:32:34,456
Jesus, in the 14 years we've been married
you've asked some stupid questions...
370
00:32:34,534 --> 00:32:37,560
...but, "How do I feel?"
really takes the friggin' cake.
371
00:32:37,637 --> 00:32:41,698
- It was just in a hospital-type question.
- Then you're a hospital-type moron.
372
00:32:41,775 --> 00:32:44,710
How do I feel?
Look at me. I feel marvelous.
373
00:32:44,778 --> 00:32:47,475
I thought, maybe after dinner
we'd go dancing.
374
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,449
Where is that friggin' nurse?
375
00:32:50,518 --> 00:32:53,612
I dropped by the farmers' market
and got you some fudge.
376
00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:56,281
I'm surprised it wasn't a trampoline.
377
00:32:56,857 --> 00:32:59,189
I'm in a lot of pain
and I want another shot.
378
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:02,491
I'm sorry, Miss Reed, but I can't
give you another shot until 9:00.
379
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,530
That's two hours!
380
00:33:03,597 --> 00:33:06,430
- I'm sorry, but the doctor...
- I'm in agony and you're sorry.
381
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,866
- Honey...
- Shut up, Willard. You listen to me.
382
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:11,871
Phone the doctor now
and tell him I need something...
383
00:33:11,939 --> 00:33:14,100
...for my pain, right now,
because I'm in agony.
384
00:33:14,175 --> 00:33:15,370
You better call him.
385
00:33:15,444 --> 00:33:18,538
- Who are you?
- That is the Marquis de Sade.
386
00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:20,308
He has nothing to say about it.
387
00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:22,782
You damn well better listen
to what I'm telling you.
388
00:33:22,851 --> 00:33:25,786
- I'll see what I can do.
- You'll do more than just see, missy.
389
00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:27,719
You do, see?
390
00:33:33,195 --> 00:33:34,628
Willard...
391
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:38,158
...I feel just terrible.
392
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,406
I just hate being in this awful hospital.
393
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,234
- It'll be all right, sweetheart.
- No, it won't.
394
00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:49,505
- Sure it will.
- No, it won't.
395
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,377
You're not making matters any better...
396
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:55,076
...just hanging around here
making me nervous.
397
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,052
I foolishly thought that
I might be able to help.
398
00:33:58,121 --> 00:33:59,748
You want to help?
399
00:34:00,857 --> 00:34:03,883
Run down to Malibu. Drop in on Felix.
400
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,860
See what the hell is going on.
401
00:34:05,928 --> 00:34:10,126
- What, you mean now?
- No. Next month. Of course, now.
402
00:34:11,534 --> 00:34:12,763
My God.
403
00:34:12,836 --> 00:34:17,102
A simple little favor, you'd think
I was asking for the friggin' moon.
404
00:34:17,508 --> 00:34:21,000
Do you want me to telephone you
or drop back by?
405
00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:22,840
Whatever.
406
00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:25,273
Ciao.
407
00:34:27,284 --> 00:34:28,581
Ciao.
408
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,885
- Do I get my shot?
- Yes.
409
00:34:37,961 --> 00:34:40,931
Then, thank heaven.
Hurry up, for Christ's sake.
410
00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:45,325
Come on, Jesus.
411
00:34:50,508 --> 00:34:51,702
Culley?
412
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,980
I just saw Sam Marshall.
413
00:34:58,516 --> 00:35:01,007
- How is he?
- Do you know him?
414
00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:04,278
Oh, my God, here he comes.
415
00:35:04,489 --> 00:35:05,888
Hey, Culley.
416
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,522
Sam, how are you?
417
00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:10,391
- Are you living on the beach now?
- No, just visiting.
418
00:35:10,462 --> 00:35:14,125
Why don't you drop by the house?
I'm having a little birthday party.
419
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,360
Congratulations.
420
00:35:15,434 --> 00:35:17,197
Thank you, but it's not mine.
421
00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:18,293
Whose is it?
422
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,702
I don't know.
It has to be somebody's, right?
423
00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:22,570
So, you're invited.
424
00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:25,369
I'd like to, but... Hey, I've got an idea.
425
00:35:25,444 --> 00:35:28,607
- You know Felix Farmer, don't you?
- We're practically neighbors.
426
00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,775
He's kind of down in the dumps.
He needs cheering up.
427
00:35:32,618 --> 00:35:36,019
If Mohammed can't go to the party,
then the party will go to Mohammed.
428
00:35:36,121 --> 00:35:38,682
You never know, it might be his birthday.
429
00:35:39,926 --> 00:35:41,860
Are you having problems, darlin'?
430
00:35:41,928 --> 00:35:44,726
- Lila, Sam. Sam, Lila.
- Hello, Lila.
431
00:35:47,601 --> 00:35:50,263
- Culley!
- It's nothing. She's just a big fan.
432
00:35:50,337 --> 00:35:52,066
Help me get her up.
433
00:35:52,572 --> 00:35:55,405
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Come on.
434
00:35:59,879 --> 00:36:02,279
Okay. See you on the beach.
435
00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,582
Sure.
436
00:36:06,954 --> 00:36:08,854
Are you feeling better?
437
00:36:26,741 --> 00:36:29,574
- So, what do you do?
- I breed armadillos.
438
00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:34,347
- Do you enjoy your work?
- Not especially.
439
00:36:35,284 --> 00:36:38,276
But the armadillos sure
get a kick out of it.
440
00:36:39,054 --> 00:36:40,681
Is it profitable?
441
00:36:41,156 --> 00:36:43,283
Only in the spiritual sense.
442
00:36:43,892 --> 00:36:45,621
A wise man once said:
443
00:36:45,694 --> 00:36:49,152
"Make an armadillo smile
and the world is your oyster."
444
00:36:50,065 --> 00:36:53,000
At one time,
I considered breeding oysters...
445
00:36:53,268 --> 00:36:55,702
...but it just didn't sound right.
446
00:36:56,004 --> 00:36:59,496
- "Make an oyster smile..."
- "And the world is your armadillo."
447
00:36:59,574 --> 00:37:01,543
You can see the problem.
448
00:37:18,561 --> 00:37:20,552
Take this for me, will you, please?
449
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:29,904
- Why haven't you called?
- I've been trying to phone.
450
00:37:29,973 --> 00:37:32,203
Your line was busy.
I even called the operator.
451
00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:34,267
I want to talk to Felix right now.
452
00:37:34,345 --> 00:37:36,438
Upstairs. First bedroom on the left.
453
00:37:36,513 --> 00:37:37,673
Want a drink?
454
00:37:37,748 --> 00:37:38,737
Hi, baby.
455
00:37:38,816 --> 00:37:40,283
Not until I talk to Felix.
456
00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:44,117
- Culley, what's he want here?
- He just wants to talk to Felix.
457
00:37:44,188 --> 00:37:47,817
- We can't let him talk to Felix.
- Ben, go have a Scotch and Maalox.
458
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,291
Christ, all we need now
is for Willard to show up.
459
00:37:50,361 --> 00:37:52,989
- Hello, Willard.
- Hello, Culley. Hi, Ben.
460
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:56,794
Sam is having a party and we can use
someone of your gender and wit.
461
00:37:56,867 --> 00:37:58,995
- How is Felix?
- Recovering, fortunately.
462
00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,732
- How's Polly?
- Recovering, unfortunately.
463
00:38:03,174 --> 00:38:04,801
Dive in, will you?
464
00:38:06,511 --> 00:38:08,638
Culley. It's for you.
465
00:38:11,483 --> 00:38:14,043
- Hi, Mr. Culley.
- Gentlemen, come in.
466
00:38:14,386 --> 00:38:16,251
Just got off duty. Thought we'd stop by.
467
00:38:16,321 --> 00:38:19,722
Good. Nothing like a uniform
to keep an orgy organized.
468
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:23,124
- You're kidding.
- Bribe you, maybe, but kid you, never.
469
00:38:23,194 --> 00:38:25,185
Your attention, everyone.
470
00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:28,025
What?
471
00:38:28,901 --> 00:38:30,892
Officers Buchwald and Sutherland.
472
00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:33,131
- Is this a bust?
- Of course.
473
00:38:33,339 --> 00:38:35,534
You've got six hours to talk them out of it.
474
00:39:14,748 --> 00:39:16,773
Did you find out anything
about Sam Marshall?
475
00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,284
He's asking $1 million
against 10 percent of the gross.
476
00:39:19,352 --> 00:39:21,877
That's double what he got
on his last picture.
477
00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:24,720
- His last picture was a big hit.
- It wasn't that big.
478
00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:27,283
I don't even want to talk about it.
479
00:39:28,196 --> 00:39:29,288
Okay.
480
00:39:30,865 --> 00:39:33,356
This picture is important to me.
You can't expect me...
481
00:39:33,434 --> 00:39:36,801
David, if you don't want
to talk about it, let's don't.
482
00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:38,839
Telephone, Mr. Blackman.
483
00:39:45,179 --> 00:39:46,737
Thank you, Tom.
484
00:39:47,982 --> 00:39:51,213
- Yeah?
- He's upstairs, under heavy sedation.
485
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,487
That's right.
486
00:39:54,256 --> 00:39:57,783
I'm going to stick around
for a while in case he comes out.
487
00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,120
What?
488
00:40:00,362 --> 00:40:02,557
Sam Marshall is having a birthday party.
489
00:40:03,031 --> 00:40:05,465
Work on Marshall.
I want him for Killing Ground.
490
00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:08,059
But not at $1 million against 10%.
491
00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:10,264
What is the limit?
492
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:15,437
All right. Great.
I'll see what I can do. Okay?
493
00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,359
Hello?
494
00:42:14,768 --> 00:42:16,429
It's for you, Sam.
495
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,199
Yeah?
496
00:42:23,276 --> 00:42:25,870
He gave Benson orders to work on you.
497
00:42:26,179 --> 00:42:28,909
He absolutely won't go for $1 million...
498
00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:31,746
...but he will settle for $750,000.
499
00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:38,951
Let me give you a call in the morning.
500
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,361
Yeah, I miss you, too.
501
00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:43,460
Goodbye.
502
00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,815
Hello there.
503
00:43:46,129 --> 00:43:47,528
I've got it.
504
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,430
Sex, Tony. That's the answer.
505
00:43:53,603 --> 00:43:57,039
We'll give them
a $40 million pornographic...
506
00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,303
...epic.
507
00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,737
He's gone berserk.
508
00:44:01,811 --> 00:44:04,075
He says he knows how to make
Night Wind...
509
00:44:04,147 --> 00:44:07,049
...the biggest grosser
in the history of entertainment.
510
00:44:07,118 --> 00:44:10,053
And he wants to meet you
at the studio right now.
511
00:44:10,121 --> 00:44:11,452
The Polly Wolly Doodle set.
512
00:44:11,522 --> 00:44:15,253
You cannot go to the studio at this hour.
What would David Blackman say?
513
00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:18,420
- What the hell did you do?
- Listen, he's on his way now.
514
00:44:18,496 --> 00:44:19,554
Why are you kissing me?
515
00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:20,995
Maybe he's got something.
516
00:44:21,065 --> 00:44:23,363
It could be your one chance
to recoup all the...
517
00:44:27,872 --> 00:44:29,840
- My God!
- Willard.
518
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,233
- What happened?
- I am so sorry.
519
00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:36,245
What the hell's going on there?
520
00:44:36,314 --> 00:44:38,714
He's on his way. I've got to go.
521
00:44:38,784 --> 00:44:41,548
What do you mean?
Goddamn it, I'm talking to you.
522
00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,688
Why are you going? Don't go.
523
00:44:48,827 --> 00:44:50,886
Don't go. Why are you going?
524
00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:54,559
Don't pull on the leg.
525
00:44:55,367 --> 00:44:56,698
Don't pull on my leg.
526
00:44:57,435 --> 00:45:00,836
What the hell is he barking at?
Get the goddamn dog out of here.
527
00:45:02,107 --> 00:45:05,043
Take it easy, Benny. The party is over.
528
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,479
"Lullaby and good night"
529
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,143
See you in a couple of days.
530
00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:19,954
Get that dog out of here.
531
00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:37,370
- Did you see him?
- No, I haven't seen him.
532
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:39,878
What's this all about?
What happened to you?
533
00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:42,711
God, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
534
00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,488
Felix?
535
00:45:59,934 --> 00:46:02,459
- Where is he?
- I don't know. He said he'd be here.
536
00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:09,608
Felix!
537
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:34,359
What the hell...
538
00:46:36,071 --> 00:46:37,971
She remembers the song.
539
00:46:38,574 --> 00:46:40,235
What does it mean?
540
00:46:40,976 --> 00:46:44,412
A childhood trauma
buried deep in her unconscious.
541
00:46:45,014 --> 00:46:47,710
Her dying father. Her lying mother.
542
00:46:47,783 --> 00:46:51,412
The final piece of the jigsaw.
She's emancipated.
543
00:46:52,321 --> 00:46:55,484
But we blew it. We didn't grab 'em. Why?
544
00:46:58,528 --> 00:47:00,189
Do you know why?
545
00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:03,190
I'll tell you why.
546
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,935
Because dying fathers and lying mothers...
547
00:47:07,003 --> 00:47:09,267
...are a dime a dozen, these days.
548
00:47:09,339 --> 00:47:13,435
Home and family have become
civilization's antiques...
549
00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:16,070
...along with the flag...
550
00:47:16,146 --> 00:47:19,604
... Sunday school, Girl Scout cookies...
551
00:47:19,683 --> 00:47:22,208
... C.B. de Mille and virginity.
552
00:47:25,523 --> 00:47:28,151
We gave them virtue, they want vice.
553
00:47:30,861 --> 00:47:35,491
We sold them schmaltz,
they prefer sadomasochism.
554
00:47:36,701 --> 00:47:38,430
Instead of the American dream...
555
00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:42,029
... it should have been
the American wet dream.
556
00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:47,675
We'll reshoot.
557
00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:51,942
We'll make Gillian West, businesswoman,
into a nymphomaniac executive.
558
00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:56,147
Packard de Haven, rugged male chauvinist
is really a transvestite.
559
00:47:56,288 --> 00:47:57,277
Felix.
560
00:47:57,356 --> 00:48:00,792
The dream sequence will become
erotic orgies.
561
00:48:01,193 --> 00:48:03,320
- Felix.
- It is perfect.
562
00:48:03,495 --> 00:48:06,259
It is a 20th century Sodom and Gomorrah...
563
00:48:06,331 --> 00:48:10,961
... and in the end,
God turns Gillian into saltpeter.
564
00:48:11,737 --> 00:48:14,205
- Felix, for God's sake.
- Think of it, David.
565
00:48:14,272 --> 00:48:18,732
Like the phoenix rising from the ashes,
Night Wind will become...
566
00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:23,771
... the greatest money-making film
in motion picture history.
567
00:48:25,051 --> 00:48:27,315
Today, a $30-million flop.
568
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:31,653
Tomorrow, a $40-million
box office champion.
569
00:48:32,058 --> 00:48:33,958
- $40 million?
- A month to re-write.
570
00:48:34,027 --> 00:48:36,325
- Another $10 million.
- Maybe $11, no more.
571
00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:38,193
You expect me to put up $11 million...
572
00:48:38,264 --> 00:48:40,425
...for what is the worst
crap I have ever seen?
573
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,990
- Crap?
- No.
574
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,762
I'll tell you what you're going to do,
what you can do:
575
00:48:45,038 --> 00:48:48,439
You're going to re-cut Night Wind
exactly the way I tell you to cut it.
576
00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:49,406
Never.
577
00:48:49,475 --> 00:48:52,138
Then, by God,
if it's the last thing I do, I'll fix it...
578
00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:55,943
...so you never do another picture
in this town as long as you live.
579
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,177
Oh, my God. Throw him off the lot.
580
00:48:58,252 --> 00:49:00,777
I'll have you arrested, maniac.
581
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:02,822
Go on, have me arrested.
582
00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:07,325
I still own 150,000 shares of Capitol Films.
583
00:49:07,394 --> 00:49:09,362
Next month at the annual meeting...
584
00:49:09,430 --> 00:49:12,866
... we'll let the stockholders decide
who is the maniac.
585
00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:17,597
You think, when the stockholders hear you
cost the company $30 million plus prints...
586
00:49:17,671 --> 00:49:18,696
Me, personally?
587
00:49:18,773 --> 00:49:21,606
It's your film. A Felix Farmer production.
588
00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:24,244
And who okayed the script and budget?
589
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,878
Who's responsible
for going $12 million over budget?
590
00:49:26,948 --> 00:49:29,781
I went up to your office,
put a gun to your head, and said:
591
00:49:29,851 --> 00:49:32,411
"Give me $12 million
or I'll blow your brains out?"
592
00:49:32,487 --> 00:49:34,717
You think I wanted to spend
the extra $12 million?
593
00:49:34,789 --> 00:49:37,952
In a way, you did do that.
It's your fault we fell behind schedule.
594
00:49:38,026 --> 00:49:39,391
Then why didn't you fire me?
595
00:49:39,794 --> 00:49:42,820
He didn't fire you because
he's a decent human being, that's why.
596
00:49:43,164 --> 00:49:45,098
Fire me, he's got no fall guy.
597
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,893
Felix, you're finished. You're through.
598
00:49:49,205 --> 00:49:51,002
Contract or no contract...
599
00:49:51,073 --> 00:49:54,634
...I am going to cut your picture
and you can go ahead and sue.
600
00:49:56,212 --> 00:49:57,645
Go ahead.
601
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,977
Cutting won't help.
602
00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:04,042
If you won't let me
reshoot it, sell it to me.
603
00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:06,945
What did you say?
604
00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:09,320
I'll buy Night Wind.
How much do you want?
605
00:50:09,391 --> 00:50:11,154
Don't listen to him, David. He's crazy.
606
00:50:11,227 --> 00:50:14,390
Yeah, but he's got the first nickel
he ever made.
607
00:50:15,799 --> 00:50:18,632
- Are you serious?
- Name your price.
608
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:22,429
- What do you think?
- I don't know.
609
00:50:22,506 --> 00:50:25,805
I'm telling you, he's nuts.
He's not responsible for what he's saying.
610
00:50:25,876 --> 00:50:29,937
Then we have to make sure
we cash the check before they lock him up.
611
00:50:31,181 --> 00:50:35,743
We've got $30 million, plus prints,
advertising and interest.
612
00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:39,320
- I can raise $20 million.
- Forget it.
613
00:50:39,990 --> 00:50:41,287
You can tear up my contract.
614
00:50:41,358 --> 00:50:44,192
Three pictures, pay or play,
plus a gross percentage.
615
00:50:46,931 --> 00:50:48,421
$20 million...
616
00:50:48,599 --> 00:50:50,829
...your contact and your Capitol stock.
617
00:50:51,636 --> 00:50:55,595
No, I'll only buy if I can reshoot.
My stock will just about cover that.
618
00:50:56,707 --> 00:51:00,074
Goodnight, Felix.
And don't forget to turn off the lights.
619
00:51:10,521 --> 00:51:12,513
$18 million, contract...
620
00:51:13,192 --> 00:51:14,216
...and stock.
621
00:51:14,293 --> 00:51:15,521
$16 million.
622
00:51:17,796 --> 00:51:19,388
Get the lawyers.
623
00:51:44,591 --> 00:51:47,116
A major studio executive
told me this morning...
624
00:51:47,193 --> 00:51:50,060
... that Felix Farmer
paid Capitol Studios...
625
00:51:50,129 --> 00:51:53,098
... $35 million for all
rights to Night Wind...
626
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:54,565
... starring his wife Sally.
627
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:58,731
"Smiles, " to her close friends,
isn't smiling this morning...
628
00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:02,206
... probably because under
the California community property law...
629
00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:04,800
... half of that $35 million is hers.
630
00:52:05,078 --> 00:52:08,242
If Felix doesn't make Night Wind
a box office hit...
631
00:52:08,315 --> 00:52:10,408
... poor Sally might never smile again.
632
00:52:10,784 --> 00:52:11,773
This is Tammy Taylor...
633
00:52:11,852 --> 00:52:14,377
"This is Tammy Taylor from Hollywood."
634
00:52:17,224 --> 00:52:21,354
Open your mouth, Willard,
and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bedpan.
635
00:52:48,390 --> 00:52:50,187
- Hi.
- Hey, what's happening?
636
00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:54,219
Sell it. Then get on the phone
to Geneva and dump the gold.
637
00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:58,394
No, I have to have another $5 million.
638
00:53:00,835 --> 00:53:05,136
Bill, no there's no time to discuss,
I have to be shooting by September 1.
639
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,868
We're in business. Writers.
640
00:53:09,445 --> 00:53:11,436
- Who wrote Last Tango?
- Beats me.
641
00:53:11,514 --> 00:53:14,972
There. My God, Culley,
neither of us knows who wrote Last Tango.
642
00:53:15,051 --> 00:53:16,416
I hated it.
643
00:53:16,519 --> 00:53:19,852
I never remember the names of people
that perpetrate something I hate.
644
00:53:19,922 --> 00:53:23,449
But that's the trouble.
Don't you see? I hated it, too.
645
00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:27,518
- In my opinion, a discretionary judgment.
- But we're wrong, Culley.
646
00:53:27,596 --> 00:53:30,326
That's what they want.
That's where it's at.
647
00:53:30,633 --> 00:53:34,661
It's been my experience that every time
I think I know where it's at...
648
00:53:34,805 --> 00:53:36,534
...it's usually somewhere else.
649
00:53:37,207 --> 00:53:40,608
You know as well as I do,
if we're going to stay in business...
650
00:53:40,677 --> 00:53:43,669
...if we're to remain filmmakers
in any sense of the word...
651
00:53:43,747 --> 00:53:46,341
...we must shake off
the rusty shackles of the past...
652
00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:50,318
...observe the present for what it is
and the future for what it will become.
653
00:53:50,387 --> 00:53:54,050
Like it or not.
Then we must make our creative comment.
654
00:53:54,725 --> 00:53:57,193
Felix, as far as you know,
have I ever lied to you?
655
00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,454
Never.
656
00:53:59,162 --> 00:54:01,256
I have, once or twice.
657
00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:04,827
About nothing that was too important.
658
00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:10,034
But now, the fact that I have admitted
that on occasion I have lied to you...
659
00:54:10,975 --> 00:54:13,739
...should convince you that
I'm a fairly honest man.
660
00:54:13,811 --> 00:54:15,403
And when it comes to the crunch...
661
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,280
...that I can handle myself
with an acceptable degree of integrity.
662
00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:22,008
- Now, do you agree?
- Wholeheartedly.
663
00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:25,715
I'm going to give it to you straight,
old friend.
664
00:54:26,057 --> 00:54:27,388
You think I'm crazy.
665
00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:31,694
That's a little straighter than I intended.
666
00:54:31,764 --> 00:54:33,095
Maybe, Culley.
667
00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:38,230
I tried to kill myself four times,
hardly rational.
668
00:54:38,303 --> 00:54:41,067
$16 million plus for a flop.
Every cent I have in the world.
669
00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:43,836
Not what most people
would consider a very sane act.
670
00:54:43,909 --> 00:54:45,570
But insane?
671
00:54:46,678 --> 00:54:48,270
What if I'm right?
672
00:54:48,514 --> 00:54:50,778
If my vision is valid, Culley.
673
00:54:51,650 --> 00:54:54,414
Not so crazy. A more acceptable insanity.
674
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:57,819
Culley, that's all beside the point.
675
00:54:58,591 --> 00:55:03,551
Sane and miserable, or insane and bursting
with creative joy and happiness.
676
00:55:03,830 --> 00:55:05,821
That's the point, Culley.
677
00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:09,600
In the end, who says he's sane,
therefore he should?
678
00:55:09,669 --> 00:55:12,035
Or he's insane, therefore he shouldn't?
679
00:55:12,105 --> 00:55:14,903
Culley, come on. Even if I'm wrong...
680
00:55:15,909 --> 00:55:17,467
...and I'm not...
681
00:55:18,311 --> 00:55:20,541
...I am full of fire, Culley.
682
00:55:21,147 --> 00:55:23,240
I'm a blazing comet.
683
00:55:25,251 --> 00:55:26,776
Comets burn out.
684
00:55:27,354 --> 00:55:31,688
But, my foes and my friends,
it gives a lovely light.
685
00:55:32,059 --> 00:55:33,219
Felix!
686
00:55:37,731 --> 00:55:40,131
I must warn you,
my hands are lethal weapons.
687
00:55:41,202 --> 00:55:43,363
So is your goddamn fountain pen.
688
00:55:43,671 --> 00:55:44,763
I'd better be going.
689
00:55:44,839 --> 00:55:48,502
You stay where you are, Culley.
You're a witness. You lunatic.
690
00:55:48,609 --> 00:55:50,099
You maniac.
691
00:55:50,311 --> 00:55:51,573
$16 million?
692
00:55:51,645 --> 00:55:53,237
Half of that money is mine.
693
00:55:53,314 --> 00:55:55,476
That entitles you to 50 percent
of the profits.
694
00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,986
That entitles me to have you arrested
for grand theft, larceny...
695
00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:02,888
...fraud, embezzlement...
You thieving, filching son of a bitch.
696
00:56:03,658 --> 00:56:05,091
Sally Miles swears.
697
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,788
You're going to give me my $8 million,
or so help me...
698
00:56:07,863 --> 00:56:11,424
...l'll have you locked up for
the rest of your unnatural life.
699
00:56:13,101 --> 00:56:14,796
Give me my money, Felix.
700
00:56:14,870 --> 00:56:17,998
Give it to me or I will kill you.
701
00:56:18,073 --> 00:56:20,268
Sally Miles kills.
702
00:56:27,149 --> 00:56:28,138
Shit.
703
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,845
Sally Miles says "shit."
704
00:56:33,155 --> 00:56:35,680
Sell $100 million at the box office.
705
00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:39,889
$200 million. Peter Pan is dead.
706
00:56:40,363 --> 00:56:45,130
Long live Gillian West,
nymphomaniac executive.
707
00:56:46,802 --> 00:56:50,465
Not since Edison, not since Griffith,
not since Jolson.
708
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,169
We'll make motion picture history.
709
00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:57,874
A cinematic monument
to man's immorality.
710
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:02,378
A celluloid prophesy
of the holocaust to come.
711
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,481
"For if God spared not
the angels that sinned...
712
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:09,518
"...but cast them down to hell...
713
00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,521
"...and delivered them
into chains of darkness...
714
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:15,160
"...to be reserved unto judgment:
715
00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:17,860
"And spared not the old world...
716
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,564
"...but saved Noah...
717
00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:23,901
"...the eighth person,
a preacher of righteousness...
718
00:57:23,975 --> 00:57:28,969
"...bringing in the flood upon the world
of the ungodly."
719
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,444
God.
720
00:58:35,048 --> 00:58:37,573
I broke you and I can make you.
721
00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:41,252
It's rotten, but it's a revelation.
722
00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:44,219
We failed, that we may succeed.
723
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,554
- We keep the basic set, Rich.
- Right.
724
00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:52,827
It's still a dream, but now,
a Freudian nightmare of erotic symbolism.
725
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:55,130
Seduced in a nursery, but not voluntarily.
726
00:58:55,202 --> 00:58:57,932
Not the victim of her own lust,
as she always feared...
727
00:58:58,005 --> 00:59:01,600
...but the victim of a powerful aphrodisiac
slipped in her Bosco.
728
00:59:01,676 --> 00:59:03,974
New lyrics, Bob. Prurient but profound.
729
00:59:04,045 --> 00:59:06,843
- Felix, it's not that easy.
- Gino, new choreography.
730
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:10,179
The animals are out. I don't think
bestiality makes it, musically.
731
00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:13,153
But Felix, it's such a different concept.
732
00:59:13,221 --> 00:59:16,315
A different concept
for a different world, Gino.
733
00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:17,983
Costumes, Agnes. Come on.
734
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:21,154
- Agnes, what about the costumes?
- It depends.
735
00:59:21,229 --> 00:59:23,959
- How erotic do you really want to go?
- Go.
736
00:59:24,032 --> 00:59:25,761
E-R-O-T-l-C. Go!
737
00:59:26,868 --> 00:59:30,770
Sally Miles, America's G-rated darling
in the B-U-F-F?
738
00:59:30,839 --> 00:59:32,101
Why not?
739
00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:35,899
Darling, some of her fans
still don't think she goes to the bathroom.
740
00:59:35,977 --> 00:59:40,004
If you want to dramatize the evils of
prostitution, corrupt a virgin, not a whore.
741
00:59:40,082 --> 00:59:42,608
Wait. Just let me readjust my sights.
742
00:59:42,685 --> 00:59:47,122
Fifteen years of nun's habits and
turtleneck bathing suits and now...
743
00:59:47,824 --> 00:59:50,759
Agnes, remember your first
Academy Award, Garbo Talks?
744
00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:53,694
Yes, she talked,
but she went to the bathroom, too.
745
00:59:53,763 --> 00:59:56,823
You can do it, Agnes. I know you can.
746
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,494
Agnes.
747
01:00:01,858 --> 01:00:03,052
Okay.
748
01:00:03,626 --> 01:00:05,059
I can do it.
749
01:00:05,729 --> 01:00:06,919
That's my girl.
750
01:00:07,197 --> 01:00:09,165
What I do now? Kitchen no work.
751
01:00:09,232 --> 01:00:12,532
- Fridge broke. Who fix the fridge?
- We get fridge fixie.
752
01:00:12,603 --> 01:00:15,663
Fixie fridge, then we get an eye,
ear, nose and throat fixie...
753
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,867
...and have him cut out your tongue.
754
01:00:25,816 --> 01:00:28,649
Felix had absolutely no right to do that.
755
01:00:28,719 --> 01:00:30,516
Gary said, legally in any court...
756
01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:33,250
With all due respect to Gary,
he's very bright...
757
01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:35,656
...but he's your secretary, not your lawyer.
758
01:00:35,726 --> 01:00:38,924
You mean that Felix can just go out
and spend every single cent?
759
01:00:38,997 --> 01:00:40,965
I don't mean that.
You can take him to court.
760
01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:43,433
You can get an injunction
against him for your money.
761
01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:45,970
That'll be messy.
The press'll have a field day.
762
01:00:46,038 --> 01:00:48,472
You really want to go through
something like that?
763
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:51,532
No, but I don't want
to lose $8 million, either.
764
01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:56,570
Sally, suppose the things that Felix wants
you to do make sense in today's market.
765
01:00:56,648 --> 01:00:59,082
Would you consider doing the film?
766
01:01:00,652 --> 01:01:03,780
- You mean, forget the money?
- No, I don't mean forget the money.
767
01:01:03,855 --> 01:01:05,516
Of course not forget the money.
768
01:01:05,590 --> 01:01:09,823
But for the sake of this discussion,
if it wasn't for just a cheap effect...
769
01:01:09,896 --> 01:01:12,888
...would you consider doing a nude scene,
or getting raped...
770
01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:16,025
...or whatever the hell it is
he wants you to do?
771
01:01:16,235 --> 01:01:18,635
Well, if it wasn't for cheap effect...
772
01:01:18,704 --> 01:01:20,968
I don't know. What do you think?
You're my agent.
773
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,771
Well, dear, if I thought it was
a real ballsy part...
774
01:01:25,078 --> 01:01:29,378
...and the audience would believe you in it,
I certainly would have to consider it.
775
01:01:29,449 --> 01:01:33,146
But you're the first one to preach
my audience to me and my image.
776
01:01:33,486 --> 01:01:37,355
I'm the last person in the world who
would monkey around with your image.
777
01:01:37,424 --> 01:01:42,123
If I was certain, if I was absolutely
dead positive that you couldn't miss...
778
01:01:42,896 --> 01:01:46,093
...and incidentally,
turn a flop into a success...
779
01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:48,896
Sally, creative judgments
are not my department...
780
01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:52,097
...but I think you've got
a few important things to consider...
781
01:01:52,172 --> 01:01:55,232
...before you jump into
an $8 million lawsuit.
782
01:01:56,343 --> 01:01:58,834
Now, let me see if I can get this straight.
783
01:01:58,912 --> 01:02:02,473
I can sue, but at best
it would be expensive...
784
01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:08,154
...it would cause a lot of bad publicity
and there's a big chance that I would lose.
785
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,481
On the other hand, I can do the film...
786
01:02:11,559 --> 01:02:15,495
...and please, God,
if Felix is right and it's a success...
787
01:02:15,563 --> 01:02:19,021
...then I would get my $8 million back,
plus half the profits?
788
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,533
That's the least you would get.
789
01:02:20,602 --> 01:02:24,038
I think we can guarantee you
a deal better than that.
790
01:02:24,105 --> 01:02:27,165
Let's say 100 percent of the profits.
791
01:02:27,242 --> 01:02:29,472
I mean, what the hell is Felix going to do?
792
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:33,946
I don't know about any of this.
793
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:38,081
You just go ahead and make the best deal
you possibly can. Okay?
794
01:02:38,154 --> 01:02:40,247
Then you'll do the picture?
795
01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:43,715
What choice do I have?
796
01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:48,129
- I'll get the car.
- All right, Bob.
797
01:02:50,132 --> 01:02:52,896
You know, I'm really surprised
that she decided not to sue.
798
01:02:52,968 --> 01:02:55,596
I was talking to a lawyer friend of mine
the other night.
799
01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:57,901
He's with Meyers, Merton,
Miller and Galuzze.
800
01:02:57,973 --> 01:03:00,067
He thought Miss Miles
had an excellent case.
801
01:03:00,143 --> 01:03:03,977
She'd have no trouble at all
if she decided to sue Mr. Farmer.
802
01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:09,418
Well, Gary, why don't you suggest
to Miss Miles that she discharge me...
803
01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,117
...and get your friend to represent her?
804
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:15,124
He also mentioned that your firm
represents Capitol Films.
805
01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:18,355
That must make it very hard
for you to remain impartial.
806
01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:22,888
Are you suggesting that I might be inclined
to favor Capitol's interests?
807
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,729
- Yes.
- Herb.
808
01:03:26,102 --> 01:03:28,298
- It is Gary, isn't it?
- Yes.
809
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:33,474
Tell me, have you suggested
any of these things to Sally?
810
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,136
- Not yet.
- Why not?
811
01:03:35,513 --> 01:03:39,005
Because I wanted to know
what you had to say about it.
812
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:43,213
What if I said I thought you were
much too bright a young man...
813
01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:45,312
...to just be a personal secretary?
814
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,514
I'd say I agree with you.
815
01:03:48,626 --> 01:03:52,858
- I think you'd make a hell of an agent.
- I think I'd make a better producer.
816
01:03:56,735 --> 01:04:01,263
I'm giving a little party Friday night,
David Blackman will be there.
817
01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:04,741
- I'd enjoy meeting Mr. Blackman.
- I'm sure you would.
818
01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:07,643
All right, 8:00. Dress casual.
819
01:04:35,642 --> 01:04:37,974
- Mr. Blackman's office.
- Give me Blackman.
820
01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:40,879
Yes. One minute, please.
821
01:04:46,786 --> 01:04:49,482
- Yeah?
- Overseas from Mr. Minsike.
822
01:04:50,957 --> 01:04:53,950
Hello, J.G.? Yes, J.G.
823
01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:57,690
- Have you seen Newsweek?
- Yes, I've seen it.
824
01:04:57,765 --> 01:05:01,929
Newsweek article. Yes, J.G.
It is getting a lot of publicity.
825
01:05:02,002 --> 01:05:05,699
- You should get into it.
- Why should I? It's not our picture.
826
01:05:05,773 --> 01:05:08,003
What do you mean, it's not our picture?
827
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:11,602
No. I told you. Outright.
Everything. You approved it.
828
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:15,181
It's worth $100 million,
maybe $200 million, who knows?
829
01:05:15,449 --> 01:05:18,714
That illiterate asshole thinks
if Sally Miles does a nude scene...
830
01:05:18,786 --> 01:05:20,481
...Night Wind could be a hit.
831
01:05:20,554 --> 01:05:23,854
He says we should at least
make a distribution deal with Felix.
832
01:05:23,925 --> 01:05:25,654
- Yeah.
- Give him a better deal.
833
01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,922
What if he's made a deal
with another company?
834
01:05:27,996 --> 01:05:29,429
Break his legs if he won't cooperate.
835
01:05:29,497 --> 01:05:31,522
- Right.
- I've got too much at stake here...
836
01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:36,132
I want to get a look at that new script.
837
01:05:36,237 --> 01:05:37,727
That's not going to be easy.
838
01:05:37,806 --> 01:05:40,104
I didn't ask you how tough it was,
just get it.
839
01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:41,368
All right.
840
01:05:41,443 --> 01:05:44,970
When he starts shooting,
I want you on that sound stage.
841
01:05:45,146 --> 01:05:46,670
What if it's a closed set?
842
01:05:47,082 --> 01:05:50,018
- I told you I want something done.
- Done.
843
01:05:50,086 --> 01:05:52,680
Get on that set,
find out what he's doing and report.
844
01:05:52,755 --> 01:05:54,848
- Right.
- I may want to look at his dailies.
845
01:05:54,924 --> 01:05:55,856
Right.
846
01:05:57,093 --> 01:05:58,082
Right.
847
01:05:59,995 --> 01:06:01,622
Come on. It's okay.
848
01:06:03,432 --> 01:06:04,626
Anybody got a blanket?
849
01:06:08,637 --> 01:06:09,968
Hey, that's a good blanket.
850
01:06:10,039 --> 01:06:12,701
You wreck that blanket,
you're going to buy me a new one.
851
01:06:22,219 --> 01:06:25,677
Burgess Webster is best remembered for
his outstanding performance...
852
01:06:25,756 --> 01:06:28,190
... as Uncle Fudd in Mississippi Mud.
853
01:06:28,258 --> 01:06:31,125
This morning,
on Stage 15 at Capitol Studio...
854
01:06:31,428 --> 01:06:35,922
... the entire company of Felix Farmer's
controversial new film, Night Wind...
855
01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:39,457
... observed a minute of silence
in memory of the famous actor.
856
01:06:39,936 --> 01:06:41,130
Speaking of Night Wind...
857
01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:44,401
... rumor has it that today
movie history will be made...
858
01:06:44,474 --> 01:06:47,672
... when Sally Miles,
the silver screen's symbol of sweetness...
859
01:06:47,745 --> 01:06:49,610
... sinlessness and sobriety...
860
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,979
... proves once and for all that
Peter Pan really is a girl.
861
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:57,987
Yes, believe it or not, America's G-rated
sweetheart, in a X-rated nude scene.
862
01:10:09,487 --> 01:10:11,045
No!
863
01:10:11,789 --> 01:10:12,983
Cut it.
864
01:10:26,838 --> 01:10:30,274
You call that fast?
Is that what you call fast?
865
01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:32,640
Get the lead out, I say. Jesus.
866
01:10:32,711 --> 01:10:35,271
I could've made better time
in a covered wagon.
867
01:10:35,347 --> 01:10:38,578
$10 a mile
and you can't even use the siren.
868
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,812
I'm telling you, if I'm late for this...
869
01:10:40,886 --> 01:10:45,084
...I will have a few things to say about
your rotten service in my next column.
870
01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:48,092
- Come on, let's go.
- Where do you think you're going?
871
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,685
We're on our way to Lourdes.
Where do you think?
872
01:10:50,763 --> 01:10:52,355
You have to have a pass.
873
01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,761
Do you know who I am?
874
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:57,199
Yeah. You're somebody
who's making a big mistake...
875
01:10:57,269 --> 01:10:59,794
...if you think you're going to
get in without a pass.
876
01:11:00,907 --> 01:11:04,035
It's no use. I can't do it.
877
01:11:04,744 --> 01:11:07,372
I thought I could, but I just cannot.
878
01:11:07,447 --> 01:11:08,846
- Sally...
- No, Culley.
879
01:11:08,915 --> 01:11:10,780
- But, sweetheart...
- No, Felix.
880
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:11,839
No.
881
01:11:12,552 --> 01:11:16,613
There is no way in God's earth
that I will bare my... out there.
882
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:18,282
- But, Sally...
- I thought I could.
883
01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:19,416
You can.
884
01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:22,984
My mind says "yes,"
but my body says "no."
885
01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:25,588
- But, Sally.
- I know what it means to the film.
886
01:11:25,665 --> 01:11:29,158
I know it means that I'm not being
a trooper, and things like that.
887
01:11:29,236 --> 01:11:30,999
It's out of my hands. I'm helpless.
888
01:11:31,072 --> 01:11:33,700
- We'll clear everybody off the stage.
- It won't help.
889
01:11:33,774 --> 01:11:37,403
It's just one shot. We'll set the lights
and camera, everybody will leave.
890
01:11:37,478 --> 01:11:38,274
No.
891
01:11:38,345 --> 01:11:42,509
- What about the guy in the jack-in-the-box?
- We'll blindfold him. Nobody will see.
892
01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:46,110
My public will see. My children will see.
893
01:11:46,187 --> 01:11:48,280
It'll be R-rated.
They won't even let them in.
894
01:11:48,355 --> 01:11:50,755
But they'll know.
Don't you care if they know?
895
01:11:50,825 --> 01:11:52,918
God, Felix, they're your children, too.
896
01:11:52,993 --> 01:11:56,087
Sophia Loren has children.
I hear she is a wonderful mother.
897
01:11:56,163 --> 01:11:58,064
She would never hurt her children.
898
01:11:58,133 --> 01:12:00,465
And God knows, the public has seen her...
899
01:12:00,535 --> 01:12:02,162
Oh, I know.
900
01:12:03,038 --> 01:12:04,596
- Ben, Culley.
- Glenda Jackson.
901
01:12:04,673 --> 01:12:06,231
Glenda Jackson. A fantastic mother.
902
01:12:06,308 --> 01:12:08,333
- Vanessa Redgrave.
- Never a better mother.
903
01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:09,536
Somebody who's not English.
904
01:12:09,611 --> 01:12:10,908
- Jane Fonda.
- Jane Fonda.
905
01:12:10,979 --> 01:12:12,776
- Shirley MacLaine.
- Shirley MacLaine.
906
01:12:12,848 --> 01:12:14,372
Liv Ullman!
907
01:12:15,951 --> 01:12:18,351
- Liv Ullman?
- I think so.
908
01:12:21,857 --> 01:12:22,881
Liv Ullman.
909
01:12:23,592 --> 01:12:25,184
I don't think there's anything...
910
01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:27,627
I don't want to know.
Where do we stand legally?
911
01:12:27,697 --> 01:12:31,599
Here. He can't hire outside security,
but he can close the stage.
912
01:12:31,667 --> 01:12:34,602
He must, at all times,
comply with the existing rules.
913
01:12:34,670 --> 01:12:35,932
Wait a minute.
914
01:12:37,707 --> 01:12:40,267
'Morning, Richard. How's the old prostate?
915
01:12:40,476 --> 01:12:42,740
Wait a minute. Shit!
916
01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:45,474
Don't you move me, you clods.
917
01:12:45,915 --> 01:12:50,852
Now, you listen to me,
you penny-ante pea brain, junior G-Man.
918
01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:54,822
If you know what's good for you,
you better get on that phone...
919
01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:59,852
...and tell Mr. Big-shot Farmer that I said
he'd better let me on that stage...
920
01:12:59,930 --> 01:13:04,299
...or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers...
921
01:13:04,368 --> 01:13:07,303
...every day for the
rest of his useless life.
922
01:13:07,371 --> 01:13:09,202
- Hello, Polly.
- Irving.
923
01:13:09,273 --> 01:13:11,434
You look like an anemic turtle.
924
01:13:12,609 --> 01:13:15,009
You're going to let that shyster on?
925
01:13:16,013 --> 01:13:18,038
I could sue you for calling me that.
926
01:13:18,115 --> 01:13:21,448
A shyster is a disreputable lawyer.
I'm a quack.
927
01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,650
You better tell Felix I'm out here.
928
01:13:25,390 --> 01:13:26,687
David.
929
01:13:27,892 --> 01:13:31,988
This maniac insulted me
and physically prevented me...
930
01:13:32,063 --> 01:13:34,258
...from going through that door.
931
01:13:34,399 --> 01:13:36,663
Okay. I'm David Blackman.
932
01:13:37,368 --> 01:13:40,565
I run this studio
and I'm ordering you off the lot.
933
01:13:40,805 --> 01:13:43,000
Are you going to move,
or should I move you?
934
01:13:43,074 --> 01:13:45,804
You'd be making a serious mistake,
Mr. Blackman.
935
01:13:47,345 --> 01:13:50,473
- What's your name?
- Harrigan. Harold P.
936
01:13:51,116 --> 01:13:55,485
All right, Mr. Harrigan, Harold B.,
I'm going to remember you.
937
01:13:55,821 --> 01:13:57,448
I'm going back to my office.
938
01:13:57,523 --> 01:13:59,923
If you're not off this lot
by the time I get there...
939
01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:03,257
...you'll never work again in this town
as long as you live.
940
01:14:04,430 --> 01:14:06,557
David, wait a minute. What about me?
941
01:14:06,632 --> 01:14:09,567
Just relax, Polly.
Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
942
01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:14,738
You know what that meant?
943
01:14:14,907 --> 01:14:16,431
That's your ass.
944
01:14:23,216 --> 01:14:26,947
Dick, what are you fooling around for?
Get him off the street.
945
01:14:30,824 --> 01:14:32,223
That stings.
946
01:14:33,226 --> 01:14:37,720
It takes approximately 25 seconds
for a shot to travel from stern to stem.
947
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:41,197
The time can vary two or three seconds...
948
01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,930
...according to the heart rate,
height of the patient...
949
01:14:44,004 --> 01:14:47,907
...and the amount of gluteal muscle
into which it was injected.
950
01:14:48,242 --> 01:14:51,211
Also, there's the matter of drug potency
to be considered.
951
01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:54,578
You should be feeling it about now.
952
01:15:01,555 --> 01:15:04,547
I suggest you sit
until you get your sea legs.
953
01:15:08,362 --> 01:15:11,695
- Can she work?
- Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
954
01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:15,668
I was specifically requested to alleviate
her anxiety. Work was never mentioned.
955
01:15:15,737 --> 01:15:18,433
Irving, she's got a very big scene to do.
956
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:22,002
I have to show my boobies.
957
01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:25,605
What do you think, Irving?
You've seen my boobies.
958
01:15:26,415 --> 01:15:28,280
Are they worth showing?
959
01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:32,184
Since I can only render an evaluation
based on a completely impersonal...
960
01:15:32,254 --> 01:15:36,247
...purely professional examination
of the subject, or subjects...
961
01:15:36,591 --> 01:15:41,358
...I would say that in my humble opinion,
you've got a terrific pair of knockers.
962
01:15:48,104 --> 01:15:51,232
- Let's get this show on the road.
- Set 'em up. Clear the stage.
963
01:15:51,307 --> 01:15:52,331
No.
964
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,640
- You don't mind?
- No.
965
01:15:57,246 --> 01:15:58,577
Easy, gal.
966
01:16:00,683 --> 01:16:03,516
You've got some fast moves
for an old jock.
967
01:16:03,586 --> 01:16:05,315
- You okay?
- Terrific.
968
01:16:05,688 --> 01:16:09,021
You know, you are sexually notorious.
969
01:16:09,759 --> 01:16:13,218
A semi-fraudulent reputation,
which I do everything I can to encourage.
970
01:16:13,297 --> 01:16:14,355
Why?
971
01:16:14,732 --> 01:16:18,668
Because it's the best way for an old man
to compete in a young man's world.
972
01:16:18,736 --> 01:16:22,570
- Terrific. Hang in there, Culley.
- Mickey, get them ready.
973
01:16:22,639 --> 01:16:24,607
- Hi, Mickey.
- Hi.
974
01:16:24,675 --> 01:16:28,133
I certainly am. Right, Olie?
975
01:16:28,612 --> 01:16:30,341
You certainly are.
976
01:16:39,056 --> 01:16:41,423
- You're sure you're okay?
- Terrific.
977
01:16:41,493 --> 01:16:43,427
Makeup. Wardrobe.
978
01:16:50,335 --> 01:16:53,964
- Is she going to be all right?
- It depends what you mean by "all right."
979
01:16:54,039 --> 01:16:57,008
I once cured an amateur skydiver
of acute acrophobia.
980
01:16:57,075 --> 01:17:00,238
You could say he was all right
because he was able to jump.
981
01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:02,609
But you could also say
he was not all right...
982
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,308
...because he was so stoned
he didn't open his parachute.
983
01:17:05,383 --> 01:17:07,874
You know, Irving, you're a real twat.
984
01:17:08,253 --> 01:17:10,017
That reminds me, Polly's outside.
985
01:17:10,089 --> 01:17:11,215
- Polly.
- Reed.
986
01:17:11,290 --> 01:17:13,485
- Outside?
- Trying to get inside.
987
01:17:14,226 --> 01:17:15,591
Oh, my God!
988
01:17:33,813 --> 01:17:37,841
Sally, we'll pick it up where
you enter the devil's mouth, okay?
989
01:17:37,918 --> 01:17:39,510
Okay.
990
01:17:41,154 --> 01:17:43,622
Don't blame the guard.
He was just doing his job.
991
01:17:43,690 --> 01:17:45,658
I left instructions:
Nobody passes without a pass.
992
01:17:45,725 --> 01:17:48,888
Did you leave instructions
that he was supposed to insult me?
993
01:17:48,962 --> 01:17:51,055
Please! There's a red light.
994
01:17:51,665 --> 01:17:53,565
I can't see. Pick me up.
995
01:17:54,468 --> 01:17:55,696
Gently.
996
01:18:00,173 --> 01:18:02,198
- Sally.
- Quiet.
997
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,647
Hi, Polly. Come to see my boobies?
998
01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:17,090
Okay, you dirty rat...
999
01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:18,681
...roll 'em.
1000
01:18:18,759 --> 01:18:21,159
All right, quiet now, on the bell.
1001
01:18:23,264 --> 01:18:25,391
And roll, please.
1002
01:18:28,035 --> 01:18:29,195
Speed.
1003
01:18:31,072 --> 01:18:32,403
Play back.
1004
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,208
- Hello?
- Let me talk to David.
1005
01:21:54,383 --> 01:21:57,409
- It's for you.
- This is J.G. I'm still waiting.
1006
01:21:57,586 --> 01:21:59,679
- Yeah?
- What about the fucking contract?
1007
01:21:59,755 --> 01:22:02,189
Yes, J.G. I was just going to call you.
1008
01:22:02,257 --> 01:22:04,487
Yes, J.G., we're working on it.
1009
01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,823
Please, just relax.
1010
01:22:07,062 --> 01:22:09,428
Yeah, we're going to get it.
1011
01:22:09,498 --> 01:22:11,489
I promise you, we're going to get it.
1012
01:22:11,567 --> 01:22:14,331
We're going to get it
before the stockholders' meeting.
1013
01:22:14,403 --> 01:22:16,803
Yes. I guarantee it.
1014
01:22:17,673 --> 01:22:19,573
Right. How's the weather?
1015
01:22:20,342 --> 01:22:22,072
Great. Enjoy.
1016
01:22:22,579 --> 01:22:25,173
The contract, signed, sealed and delivered.
1017
01:22:25,515 --> 01:22:28,143
Chairman of one of
the country's biggest grocery chains...
1018
01:22:28,218 --> 01:22:30,778
...and all he can think about is the movies.
1019
01:22:31,154 --> 01:22:32,951
He's driving me crazy.
1020
01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:34,422
Hello, Eva?
1021
01:22:34,491 --> 01:22:36,755
- Got anything?
- David.
1022
01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:39,221
- You talk to her yet?
- Gary talked to her.
1023
01:22:39,295 --> 01:22:41,763
- When did you talk to Gary?
- I talked to him Tuesday.
1024
01:22:41,831 --> 01:22:44,163
I've got to know:
Is she going to sign or isn't she?
1025
01:22:44,234 --> 01:22:45,531
If she doesn't, it's my ass.
1026
01:22:47,904 --> 01:22:50,396
David, stop worrying about it.
1027
01:22:50,941 --> 01:22:55,173
Sweetie, I promise you.
I promise you that she's going to do it.
1028
01:22:55,746 --> 01:22:58,476
Yes, darling. 'Bye, sweetie.
1029
01:23:00,484 --> 01:23:01,610
Snake.
1030
01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:09,457
Chinese New Year,
everybody go San Francisco.
1031
01:23:09,527 --> 01:23:12,985
Not everybody, kiddo.
I no go San Francisco.
1032
01:23:13,097 --> 01:23:16,760
Missie Farmer no go San Francisco,
and you no go San Francisco.
1033
01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:19,929
Because Missie Farmer
having party Friday night.
1034
01:23:20,338 --> 01:23:21,999
Friday Chinese New Year.
1035
01:23:22,073 --> 01:23:23,267
Hello?
1036
01:23:23,341 --> 01:23:24,569
I Chinese.
1037
01:23:24,643 --> 01:23:27,976
That's what you say. Danny Kaye
cooks better Chinese food than you.
1038
01:23:28,046 --> 01:23:31,379
You don't even play Ping-Pong.
You probably had your eyes fixed.
1039
01:23:31,450 --> 01:23:35,853
I'm sorry, but kung fu's galloping gourmet
is off his litchi nut again.
1040
01:23:36,755 --> 01:23:40,191
Look, I told you,
something like this cannot be rushed.
1041
01:23:40,258 --> 01:23:43,056
One way or the other,
you'll be the first to know.
1042
01:23:43,128 --> 01:23:46,121
If I swing it, she'll
probably call you herself.
1043
01:24:05,785 --> 01:24:07,184
Thanks, Gary.
1044
01:24:10,490 --> 01:24:11,582
What?
1045
01:24:12,758 --> 01:24:14,727
You look a little tired.
1046
01:24:16,263 --> 01:24:17,753
I suppose I am a bit.
1047
01:24:17,831 --> 01:24:20,857
The studio called.
You don't have to be in makeup until 10:00.
1048
01:24:20,934 --> 01:24:22,128
Good.
1049
01:24:23,504 --> 01:24:25,836
I've been working rather hard.
1050
01:24:26,006 --> 01:24:28,099
Not to mention the emotional strain.
1051
01:24:32,713 --> 01:24:36,205
Felix says there is nothing to worry about.
1052
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,682
I hope he's right, for your sake.
1053
01:24:45,260 --> 01:24:47,751
You don't think he's right, do you?
1054
01:24:53,601 --> 01:24:54,898
If it were your film...
1055
01:24:56,971 --> 01:24:58,700
...all your money...
1056
01:24:59,874 --> 01:25:02,809
...would you do it all yourself? I mean...
1057
01:25:03,511 --> 01:25:06,912
...distribute it, and advertise it?
1058
01:25:07,715 --> 01:25:09,740
- The whole thing?
- No.
1059
01:25:10,586 --> 01:25:11,814
Why not?
1060
01:25:13,022 --> 01:25:15,957
Because I'm by nature
a very cautious person.
1061
01:25:16,559 --> 01:25:21,121
I'd want absolutely the best protection
I could get for my money.
1062
01:25:21,564 --> 01:25:24,089
Especially if it were all my money.
1063
01:25:24,867 --> 01:25:27,734
I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure:
1064
01:25:29,405 --> 01:25:32,340
I'd try and get good advice.
1065
01:25:32,741 --> 01:25:37,542
I'd pick up the phone and I'd call somebody
who knows the business.
1066
01:25:38,247 --> 01:25:40,341
Somebody I can trust.
1067
01:25:41,217 --> 01:25:43,082
Like your agent.
1068
01:26:18,122 --> 01:26:19,589
You're late.
1069
01:26:20,391 --> 01:26:21,483
I wasn't sure.
1070
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,725
But you came.
1071
01:26:24,228 --> 01:26:27,493
After all we've been through,
you still want me?
1072
01:27:07,573 --> 01:27:08,801
Not bad, Felix.
1073
01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:12,878
- What? Out!
- Take it easy, Felix.
1074
01:27:12,945 --> 01:27:16,745
Out. You're not allowed in here. Nobody
sees my movie without my permission.
1075
01:27:16,816 --> 01:27:19,376
- Your movie, Felix?
- My movie. Every frame.
1076
01:27:19,452 --> 01:27:21,750
An ironbound contract that proves it.
1077
01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:25,416
Which very clearly states
I have absolute, complete control.
1078
01:27:25,525 --> 01:27:28,892
An hour ago,
your wife signed a distribution contract.
1079
01:27:29,429 --> 01:27:31,897
- Distribution contract for what?
- Night Wind.
1080
01:27:31,964 --> 01:27:32,932
What?
1081
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,332
When I need your help, Culley...
1082
01:27:35,936 --> 01:27:38,336
- My wife?
- You better listen, pal.
1083
01:27:38,405 --> 01:27:39,997
My wife can't sign anything.
1084
01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:43,075
According to a superior court judge,
she can.
1085
01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:45,110
She has a right to protect her investment.
1086
01:27:45,179 --> 01:27:48,114
Especially since she didn't agree
to the investment.
1087
01:27:48,182 --> 01:27:49,706
Actually, you're getting off easy.
1088
01:27:49,783 --> 01:27:52,980
If she wanted to, she could have you
arrested for embezzlement.
1089
01:27:55,489 --> 01:27:56,820
You Judas!
1090
01:27:59,893 --> 01:28:01,156
- Come on.
- Get him out.
1091
01:28:01,229 --> 01:28:02,821
Pack up his office and get him off the lot.
1092
01:28:02,897 --> 01:28:05,889
- You've got one hour to do it.
- Don't press your luck, David.
1093
01:28:05,967 --> 01:28:08,094
They stole my film.
1094
01:28:08,169 --> 01:28:11,400
He broke my nose.
I'm going to sue the bastard.
1095
01:28:11,473 --> 01:28:13,805
You're not going to sue.
Get his nose to a doctor.
1096
01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,935
Call the lab.
Don't let that lunatic near that negative.
1097
01:28:17,011 --> 01:28:19,411
- Have you got a handkerchief?
- Yes.
1098
01:28:20,381 --> 01:28:23,248
- You're the cutter?
- Yes, sir. Ralph Himmler.
1099
01:28:23,318 --> 01:28:26,845
- What's the running time, Ralph?
- 163 minutes.
1100
01:28:28,089 --> 01:28:32,151
That's too long.
Okay, let's see what we've got...
1101
01:28:32,561 --> 01:28:34,153
...and what we can lose.
1102
01:28:34,597 --> 01:28:36,394
They stole my film!
1103
01:28:37,299 --> 01:28:40,325
They stole! Those Philistines!
1104
01:28:40,503 --> 01:28:42,528
Don't go off half-cocked.
1105
01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:46,067
You stole my film.
1106
01:28:46,709 --> 01:28:48,472
I'll steal your car.
1107
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,678
Felix, see a lawyer, for God's sake.
1108
01:29:05,695 --> 01:29:07,026
Shit!
1109
01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:09,092
Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay.
Personalized plate: CAP EXEC.
1110
01:30:46,766 --> 01:30:48,631
Jezebel!
1111
01:31:01,248 --> 01:31:03,341
- Where is she?
- Rangoon.
1112
01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:05,351
- Rangoon?
- Daddy.
1113
01:31:06,186 --> 01:31:08,051
- Hands up!
- Rangoon?
1114
01:31:08,756 --> 01:31:11,418
- John John, give me that.
- Which Rangoon?
1115
01:31:11,492 --> 01:31:13,357
She's gone to see a swami or something.
1116
01:31:13,427 --> 01:31:16,863
Give me that.
She's going to need more than a swami.
1117
01:31:21,102 --> 01:31:21,864
Don't shoot!
1118
01:31:37,719 --> 01:31:38,947
Hold it.
1119
01:31:41,056 --> 01:31:44,321
Hold it! You hit my motorcycle.
Wait a minute!
1120
01:31:46,361 --> 01:31:47,624
Let's go.
1121
01:31:52,068 --> 01:31:55,526
6L41. Advise all units possible
suspect from black Lemay...
1122
01:31:55,604 --> 01:31:57,333
...now driving white Rolls-Royce.
1123
01:32:15,057 --> 01:32:16,116
Hey.
1124
01:32:22,065 --> 01:32:24,192
It's me, Harrigan. Harold P.
1125
01:32:24,835 --> 01:32:26,928
- Harrigan. Yes.
- I just started here today.
1126
01:32:27,004 --> 01:32:29,632
Thanks to Mr. Culley's recommendation.
1127
01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:33,467
Good old Culley.
1128
01:32:35,012 --> 01:32:36,980
Something wrong, Mr. Farmer?
1129
01:32:37,047 --> 01:32:39,982
No. I'm just late
for an very important date.
1130
01:32:40,050 --> 01:32:41,483
Like Alice in Wonderland.
1131
01:32:41,551 --> 01:32:43,416
- What?
- The March Hare.
1132
01:32:44,889 --> 01:32:47,722
Yes, it's good to see you again, Harrigan.
1133
01:32:51,162 --> 01:32:54,598
Mr. Farmer. The studio just called,
and I'm afraid...
1134
01:32:54,966 --> 01:32:57,298
I'm a desperate man, Mr. Lipschitz.
1135
01:32:57,368 --> 01:33:01,634
If every reel of my negative
is not in this office in 10 minutes...
1136
01:33:01,706 --> 01:33:04,038
...l'm going to blow your brains out.
1137
01:33:20,259 --> 01:33:24,195
- Please, Mr. Farmer, don't shoot.
- Just do what I tell you, nobody gets hurt.
1138
01:33:24,263 --> 01:33:26,197
Harrigan, just stay where you are.
1139
01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:29,462
- Mr. Farmer.
- Get out of the way. He's crazy.
1140
01:33:29,535 --> 01:33:32,026
- Now, hold it.
- I'll shoot, Harrigan.
1141
01:33:32,104 --> 01:33:35,767
- For God's sake, get out of the way.
- Mr. Farmer...
1142
01:33:37,076 --> 01:33:39,067
- Give me that gun.
- I'm going to shoot.
1143
01:33:39,144 --> 01:33:40,510
He's going to shoot!
1144
01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:42,741
- You really don't want to do that.
- Yes, I do.
1145
01:33:42,816 --> 01:33:44,784
Yes, he does. You're fired, Harrigan.
1146
01:33:44,851 --> 01:33:46,842
Pick up your money and get out.
1147
01:33:46,953 --> 01:33:47,920
Come on.
1148
01:33:47,987 --> 01:33:51,980
- You don't understand. It's my film.
- It's his film.
1149
01:33:52,058 --> 01:33:55,084
- They took away my film.
- They took away his film.
1150
01:33:55,161 --> 01:33:56,185
No.
1151
01:34:14,415 --> 01:34:15,973
I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer.
1152
01:34:18,686 --> 01:34:20,620
It's all right, Harrigan.
1153
01:34:21,555 --> 01:34:25,889
This could mean another $10 million
at the box office.
1154
01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:49,072
Gracias, señor.
1155
01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:51,211
What did you play?
1156
01:34:51,553 --> 01:34:54,716
Sinatra. $6 worth of Sinatra.
1157
01:34:55,557 --> 01:34:56,751
Bullshit.
1158
01:34:57,726 --> 01:34:59,717
- Bullshit?
- Bullshit.
1159
01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:06,267
I mean, S.O. B:
Standard Operational Bullshit.
1160
01:35:08,538 --> 01:35:10,506
They kill the poor, sweet son of a bitch...
1161
01:35:10,573 --> 01:35:14,634
...and then they give him a sendoff
like he's some kind of a saint.
1162
01:35:15,211 --> 01:35:17,645
She's going to sing, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
1163
01:35:17,713 --> 01:35:21,240
I mean, she knifes him in the back,
and then she's going to sing to him?
1164
01:35:21,651 --> 01:35:23,516
It's bullshit, Culley.
1165
01:35:24,353 --> 01:35:25,445
Probably.
1166
01:35:25,521 --> 01:35:27,045
It's not funny.
1167
01:35:29,091 --> 01:35:30,615
I guess it's not.
1168
01:35:30,927 --> 01:35:32,758
Or maybe it should be.
1169
01:35:33,830 --> 01:35:35,730
You want to step outside?
1170
01:35:36,266 --> 01:35:38,427
- Who are you talking to?
- Culley.
1171
01:35:38,502 --> 01:35:40,527
You're looking between us.
1172
01:35:40,604 --> 01:35:42,834
Maybe I am, but you know who I mean.
1173
01:35:42,906 --> 01:35:45,397
Culley. How about it?
You want to step outside?
1174
01:35:45,475 --> 01:35:46,567
Nope.
1175
01:35:47,211 --> 01:35:49,008
Come on. I want to fight you.
1176
01:35:49,279 --> 01:35:51,713
What for? You know I can lick you.
1177
01:35:52,115 --> 01:35:53,742
Right. That's why.
1178
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,686
I'm so damned ashamed
of so many things I've done...
1179
01:35:58,755 --> 01:36:01,781
...and I didn't do when I should have...
1180
01:36:01,859 --> 01:36:04,157
...and I didn't and I did them anyway.
1181
01:36:04,596 --> 01:36:05,722
Darling...
1182
01:36:05,797 --> 01:36:08,527
I want him to beat the shit out of me
so I can feel better.
1183
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,397
But, brother sinner...
1184
01:36:11,135 --> 01:36:14,366
...even though I completely understand
your need for purgation...
1185
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:16,373
Do you? Do you really?
1186
01:36:16,441 --> 01:36:20,309
There isn't a man among us
with half a conscience...
1187
01:36:20,645 --> 01:36:24,775
...who doesn't keep a hair shirt
as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
1188
01:36:25,516 --> 01:36:27,279
What does that mean?
1189
01:36:30,522 --> 01:36:32,956
Can you explain it to him, Culley?
1190
01:36:36,061 --> 01:36:40,430
It's not easy. There are so few people
in this town with a conscience.
1191
01:36:43,535 --> 01:36:45,662
I'll tell you one thing...
1192
01:36:52,111 --> 01:36:54,238
I got a postcard from Lila and Babs.
1193
01:36:54,313 --> 01:36:56,941
I'm not going to that bullshit funeral.
1194
01:36:57,950 --> 01:36:59,179
It's...
1195
01:37:00,487 --> 01:37:02,648
- Hypocritical.
- It's bullshit.
1196
01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:09,625
What is your disposition regarding
the funeral, brother Culley?
1197
01:37:09,829 --> 01:37:11,797
I vote with brother Ben.
1198
01:37:12,098 --> 01:37:15,261
- So, what's the alternative?
- We don't go.
1199
01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:19,496
Not good enough. Felix deserves better
than they're going to give him.
1200
01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,506
It's up to us to see to it he gets it.
1201
01:37:21,574 --> 01:37:25,135
Therefore, I propose we give him
the un-deceitful...
1202
01:37:25,578 --> 01:37:28,480
...openhearted last honors,
which are his due.
1203
01:37:30,651 --> 01:37:31,845
L'Chaim.
1204
01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:33,983
Whatever that means.
1205
01:37:50,905 --> 01:37:52,395
You stay in the car.
1206
01:37:52,473 --> 01:37:54,703
- Who stay in the car?
- Him stay in the car.
1207
01:37:54,775 --> 01:37:56,209
I don't want to stay in the car.
1208
01:37:56,278 --> 01:37:59,042
Look, we have to be sly and stealthy
and you're too pissed.
1209
01:37:59,114 --> 01:38:01,708
Bullshit, I can be just as sty
and sleathy as you can.
1210
01:38:01,783 --> 01:38:05,116
- It's rise or fall together, Culley.
- The Three Muscatels.
1211
01:38:05,187 --> 01:38:06,950
All right, let's go.
1212
01:38:15,364 --> 01:38:17,332
Be with you in a minute.
1213
01:38:17,999 --> 01:38:20,991
- You can always do that.
- I have to take a pee.
1214
01:38:21,770 --> 01:38:25,229
- How are we going to get in?
- Knock and tell them you're dead.
1215
01:38:25,308 --> 01:38:26,935
That's not funny.
1216
01:38:32,382 --> 01:38:34,350
After a 17-hour standoff with police...
1217
01:38:34,417 --> 01:38:37,944
- What if there's a burglar alarm?
- Ben, stand guard, will you?
1218
01:38:39,455 --> 01:38:43,050
The suspects emerged unarmed
and surrendered to SWAT team members...
1219
01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:44,718
... without a shot being fired.
1220
01:38:44,794 --> 01:38:47,490
Superstar Sally Miles arrived
from Rangoon today...
1221
01:38:47,563 --> 01:38:51,021
... and she was accompanied by
Professor KrishnamamsaKesari.
1222
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:54,036
When questioned by reporters,
the actress refused to comment...
1223
01:38:54,104 --> 01:38:55,765
... on her husband's tragic death.
1224
01:38:56,006 --> 01:38:59,373
Services for Felix Farmer will be held...
1225
01:38:59,443 --> 01:39:01,673
... on Stage 15 at Capitol Studios.
1226
01:39:01,745 --> 01:39:06,011
A family spokesman said today a record
turnout is expected to pay final tribute...
1227
01:39:06,083 --> 01:39:09,541
... to the late producer who was shot
by police while trying to steal...
1228
01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:13,522
... the negatives to his controversial film,
Night Wind last Tuesday.
1229
01:39:13,590 --> 01:39:18,118
It is ironic that on the eve of his funeral
his new version of Night Wind...
1230
01:39:18,195 --> 01:39:21,188
... opened to record business
in 800 theatres across the country.
1231
01:39:35,113 --> 01:39:36,580
Come on.
1232
01:40:01,207 --> 01:40:02,469
Culley.
1233
01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,347
Burgess Webster.
1234
01:40:12,251 --> 01:40:16,814
You'd think after all that time on the beach
he'd have a little more color.
1235
01:40:17,591 --> 01:40:19,252
Damn good actor.
1236
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,321
You know, it's not fair.
1237
01:40:23,063 --> 01:40:27,557
Felix gets Stage 15
and Burgess winds up in potter's field.
1238
01:40:28,468 --> 01:40:31,801
At least they ought to give him
additional dying credit.
1239
01:40:31,872 --> 01:40:34,272
Pal, you got a wicked, witty mouth.
1240
01:40:34,341 --> 01:40:37,242
All the better to kiss your funny bone with.
1241
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:41,840
Bingo.
1242
01:40:42,816 --> 01:40:44,909
"Good-night, sweet prince."
1243
01:40:58,833 --> 01:41:01,563
Why don't we put Burgess in Felix's box?
1244
01:41:02,470 --> 01:41:05,803
Brilliant. When this is over,
I'm going to ask you to marry me.
1245
01:41:05,873 --> 01:41:09,206
- I'd cheat on you.
- Just so long as you don't tell anybody.
1246
01:41:09,277 --> 01:41:10,403
Ben.
1247
01:41:15,017 --> 01:41:16,348
What's that?
1248
01:41:17,119 --> 01:41:19,713
Sounds like someone left a faucet running.
1249
01:41:19,988 --> 01:41:21,353
I'm peeing.
1250
01:41:21,723 --> 01:41:23,884
- Into what?
- My pants.
1251
01:41:26,028 --> 01:41:28,462
As long as you're not obliged
to hit anything...
1252
01:41:28,530 --> 01:41:31,465
...pee your way over here
and give us a hand.
1253
01:41:32,734 --> 01:41:34,827
I'd rather go wait in the car.
1254
01:41:35,003 --> 01:41:38,302
Look, just hang onto Felix
until we get Burgess straightened up.
1255
01:41:38,373 --> 01:41:39,772
All right, yeah.
1256
01:41:39,841 --> 01:41:41,570
- You got him?
- Yeah.
1257
01:41:41,811 --> 01:41:45,178
- He doesn't have any shoes on.
- He's through walking.
1258
01:41:56,225 --> 01:41:58,659
In order to make this thing work...
1259
01:41:58,728 --> 01:42:02,824
...we ought to get somebody else
in Burgess' box.
1260
01:42:03,366 --> 01:42:04,424
Genius.
1261
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:07,128
They'll be so busy
trying to locate the missing stiff...
1262
01:42:07,203 --> 01:42:09,228
...that they won't notice
the old switcheroo.
1263
01:42:09,305 --> 01:42:11,604
- You still peeing?
- But now I've got to...
1264
01:42:11,675 --> 01:42:16,442
Clench. Draw up. Think about
being sodomized by a bull elephant.
1265
01:42:17,147 --> 01:42:19,377
Maybe you get the head this time.
1266
01:42:20,884 --> 01:42:23,284
Don't you have any respect for the dead?
1267
01:42:25,756 --> 01:42:28,247
We can raise our rates after this one.
1268
01:42:32,763 --> 01:42:35,197
We'll bring out a whole new catalog.
1269
01:42:37,501 --> 01:42:40,665
And we'll use the Farmer funeral
as a centerfold.
1270
01:42:43,708 --> 01:42:44,800
Done.
1271
01:42:47,312 --> 01:42:48,540
All right.
1272
01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:50,670
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1273
01:42:51,116 --> 01:42:52,208
Up.
1274
01:42:54,786 --> 01:42:56,447
Get the door, Ben.
1275
01:42:57,422 --> 01:42:59,913
- What's the matter with you?
- I've got stomach cramps.
1276
01:42:59,991 --> 01:43:01,049
Gas.
1277
01:43:13,205 --> 01:43:14,797
Get the door, Ben.
1278
01:43:15,875 --> 01:43:17,433
And the seat.
1279
01:43:17,677 --> 01:43:19,235
Get the seat up.
1280
01:43:20,312 --> 01:43:21,904
In you go, baby.
1281
01:43:25,685 --> 01:43:26,811
He won't bend.
1282
01:43:26,886 --> 01:43:29,855
He'll bend.
You just got to force him, look...
1283
01:43:29,922 --> 01:43:32,755
I'll push down and you pull on his ankles.
Come on, pull.
1284
01:43:33,693 --> 01:43:34,921
Yeah.
1285
01:43:35,195 --> 01:43:38,687
Boy. He'd be less conspicuous
if his eyes were open.
1286
01:43:38,899 --> 01:43:41,800
He'd be less conspicuous
if he was back in his box.
1287
01:43:42,769 --> 01:43:44,634
She left some glasses.
1288
01:43:48,775 --> 01:43:49,969
Genius.
1289
01:43:50,043 --> 01:43:51,237
Oh, my God.
1290
01:43:51,478 --> 01:43:53,742
All right. Get in the back with him.
1291
01:43:54,181 --> 01:43:55,307
Why me?
1292
01:43:55,382 --> 01:44:00,081
Because you smell like a boiler room urinal
and Felix is the only one who doesn't mind.
1293
01:44:00,153 --> 01:44:02,644
Besides that,
it'll look better if he has company.
1294
01:44:02,723 --> 01:44:06,421
It would be incommodious
if we got stopped for a traffic violation.
1295
01:44:26,714 --> 01:44:29,581
- What the hell is wrong, Culley?
- How do I know?
1296
01:44:42,097 --> 01:44:43,029
Ben.
1297
01:44:43,499 --> 01:44:44,693
Culley.
1298
01:44:45,234 --> 01:44:46,292
Ben.
1299
01:44:49,505 --> 01:44:52,201
Ben, put your arm around him.
1300
01:44:52,775 --> 01:44:55,005
It stalled. It happens occasionally.
1301
01:44:55,077 --> 01:44:57,773
Act nonchalant. Talk to him.
1302
01:44:59,281 --> 01:45:01,375
Read any good books lately?
1303
01:45:01,951 --> 01:45:03,384
Nod his head.
1304
01:45:06,723 --> 01:45:08,918
I think it's flooded.
We'll sit for a minute.
1305
01:45:08,992 --> 01:45:10,619
Okay. Let's go.
1306
01:45:12,562 --> 01:45:15,554
- How's your heart?
- "Nod his head." I could...
1307
01:45:15,832 --> 01:45:17,800
You had to do something.
1308
01:45:17,934 --> 01:45:21,335
I did do something. I shit my pants.
1309
01:45:21,571 --> 01:45:22,560
Sure you did.
1310
01:45:43,494 --> 01:45:45,189
They do this all the time in Ireland.
1311
01:45:45,262 --> 01:45:47,730
They never heard of
Polly Wolly Doodle in Ireland?
1312
01:45:47,798 --> 01:45:52,792
- I mean, a wake.
- Awake or asleep, perchance to dream.
1313
01:45:58,243 --> 01:45:59,574
I'm sorry.
1314
01:46:01,279 --> 01:46:03,338
Do you realize, in a
matter of a few hours...
1315
01:46:03,415 --> 01:46:07,408
...you have demonstrated most of
your excremental bodily functions?
1316
01:46:09,721 --> 01:46:10,983
I haven't sneezed.
1317
01:46:11,056 --> 01:46:13,752
A sneeze is expiatory, not excremental.
1318
01:46:14,793 --> 01:46:18,627
"Drink, that's the thing to do"
1319
01:46:18,964 --> 01:46:20,829
Now that you mention it...
1320
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:24,734
- Did I mention it?
- The thing to do.
1321
01:46:27,306 --> 01:46:31,743
It is now, exactly,
by my split-to-the-second accurate...
1322
01:46:31,811 --> 01:46:35,303
...solid gold wristwatch
presented to me by...
1323
01:46:37,316 --> 01:46:39,011
...our late, great host...
1324
01:46:42,455 --> 01:46:44,423
To our late, great host.
1325
01:46:44,891 --> 01:46:49,157
A sweet soul adrift in a sea of sour grapes.
1326
01:46:52,999 --> 01:46:55,491
- A sea of sour grapes.
- Think about it.
1327
01:46:55,569 --> 01:46:57,161
Exactly 4:30.
1328
01:46:58,338 --> 01:47:01,671
"An' the dawn comes up like thunder"
1329
01:47:01,975 --> 01:47:03,875
Time to make decisions.
1330
01:47:08,315 --> 01:47:11,011
You're right about one thing, Doctor:
1331
01:47:12,686 --> 01:47:14,449
He's a sweet soul.
1332
01:47:19,326 --> 01:47:20,918
God, that was...
1333
01:47:23,564 --> 01:47:26,032
But your gesture was magnificent.
1334
01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:29,001
It was... because that's not Felix.
1335
01:47:32,373 --> 01:47:34,102
What do you mean? Who is it?
1336
01:47:34,175 --> 01:47:36,769
No. Not even "who."
1337
01:47:37,645 --> 01:47:39,977
Just something Felix walked around in.
1338
01:47:40,048 --> 01:47:44,542
But it's important
because it serves as a reminder...
1339
01:47:44,619 --> 01:47:46,814
...to those who loved what he was.
1340
01:47:47,622 --> 01:47:51,354
- What are we going to do with him? lt?
- I've been thinking.
1341
01:47:51,894 --> 01:47:53,486
A burial at sea.
1342
01:47:54,029 --> 01:47:55,360
Beautiful.
1343
01:47:57,132 --> 01:47:58,724
A burial at sea.
1344
01:48:01,971 --> 01:48:05,236
I don't like to be a party poop,
but I get seasick.
1345
01:48:06,241 --> 01:48:09,233
The last of your excremental
bodily functions.
1346
01:48:09,578 --> 01:48:11,842
Worthy of The Guinness Book of Records.
1347
01:48:13,582 --> 01:48:15,174
We shall need a Bible.
1348
01:48:15,985 --> 01:48:19,217
There's a whole routine
on the sea giving up its dead.
1349
01:48:20,991 --> 01:48:23,858
- When?
- I don't believe it specifies.
1350
01:48:24,894 --> 01:48:26,885
A Viking funeral.
1351
01:48:43,546 --> 01:48:45,537
If you'd only stop fussing.
1352
01:48:48,319 --> 01:48:49,684
Oh, my God.
1353
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,353
Oh, my God.
1354
01:48:51,422 --> 01:48:52,912
Logan is missing.
1355
01:48:53,791 --> 01:48:56,225
I hope he is the only one that is missing.
1356
01:48:58,529 --> 01:49:00,793
Here's Logan. Where's Webster?
1357
01:49:00,865 --> 01:49:02,389
Here's Webster.
1358
01:49:02,466 --> 01:49:05,196
That's supposed to be Farmer.
Where's Farmer?
1359
01:49:07,538 --> 01:49:09,062
This is Duncan.
1360
01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:10,732
Mr. Vanderstock.
1361
01:49:10,808 --> 01:49:13,436
Farmer's gone. We're ruined.
1362
01:49:13,711 --> 01:49:15,304
The hell we are.
1363
01:49:18,450 --> 01:49:20,850
- What are you doing?
- Who's to know?
1364
01:49:45,945 --> 01:49:47,435
Let's move it.
1365
01:49:48,014 --> 01:49:49,879
Come on, now. Please.
1366
01:50:01,828 --> 01:50:03,090
Easy now.
1367
01:50:06,032 --> 01:50:07,727
I'll open the bar.
1368
01:50:11,437 --> 01:50:15,067
He bought her this boat
on their 14th wedding anniversary.
1369
01:50:16,143 --> 01:50:18,202
They sailed her to Catalina.
1370
01:50:19,713 --> 01:50:21,305
Sally flew home.
1371
01:50:21,615 --> 01:50:25,278
I don't think Felix has been on her
more than once or twice since then.
1372
01:50:25,352 --> 01:50:27,684
No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
1373
01:50:28,188 --> 01:50:30,383
Because he bought her a boat?
1374
01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:33,085
He's only been on her once or twice since.
1375
01:50:33,160 --> 01:50:34,559
On the boat.
1376
01:50:35,262 --> 01:50:38,197
I hope I can get this
son of a bitch started.
1377
01:50:39,266 --> 01:50:43,533
In grateful appreciation from the cast
and crew of The Pagan Plunder.
1378
01:50:44,172 --> 01:50:45,969
I never saw that one.
1379
01:50:46,174 --> 01:50:48,699
Terrible reviews. Grossed a fortune.
1380
01:50:53,314 --> 01:50:55,509
What if he catches something?
1381
01:51:45,435 --> 01:51:48,199
I'm glad we were able
to work out the deal.
1382
01:51:48,271 --> 01:51:50,865
I think you two will work great together.
1383
01:51:50,974 --> 01:51:52,737
It's a great script.
1384
01:52:02,085 --> 01:52:05,920
It better be great,
we're paying the son of a bitch a fortune.
1385
01:52:09,927 --> 01:52:11,258
Gary...
1386
01:52:12,663 --> 01:52:16,622
...l've got your contracts.
Be at my office at 10:00.
1387
01:52:22,707 --> 01:52:25,437
I don't think I'm going to be able to sing.
1388
01:52:26,510 --> 01:52:29,911
You've got to.
That's why everybody came.
1389
01:52:49,968 --> 01:52:54,530
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today...
1390
01:52:55,674 --> 01:52:59,610
... to bid farewell to a great man...
1391
01:53:00,512 --> 01:53:04,506
... and a loving friend,
who has given us some great pictures:
1392
01:53:05,518 --> 01:53:10,478
Cyclone City, Dream Angel,
Hell-bent for Texas...
1393
01:53:16,496 --> 01:53:21,490
...Love on a Pogo Stick,
Moth and Rust, Earthrise...
1394
01:53:22,802 --> 01:53:26,203
...Crème de la Crème,
Tall Man from Tennessee...
1395
01:53:27,006 --> 01:53:30,101
...Chicken at the Wheel, Sea Dog...
1396
01:53:31,178 --> 01:53:33,544
...lnvasion of the Pickle People...
1397
01:53:35,015 --> 01:53:38,883
...Odyssey of Pain, The Pagan Plunder...
1398
01:53:39,586 --> 01:53:43,852
... and his last and greatest
moving picture extravaganza...
1399
01:53:44,591 --> 01:53:45,615
...Night Wind.
1400
01:53:45,693 --> 01:53:48,594
But what greater tribute than to quote...
1401
01:53:49,029 --> 01:53:52,021
... from the Hollywood
motion picture textuary?
1402
01:53:53,367 --> 01:53:54,994
Can you see that?
1403
01:53:55,803 --> 01:53:58,364
"Night Wind be a hurricane."
1404
01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:02,836
"$3 mil take in 7 city Labor weekend."
1405
01:54:03,378 --> 01:54:05,608
"Cap V.P. Blackman predicts...
1406
01:54:06,981 --> 01:54:08,608
"...$200 mil...
1407
01:54:09,417 --> 01:54:12,352
"...$200 mil world gross."
1408
01:54:15,290 --> 01:54:18,088
Are we not happy for him? Wherever he is.
1409
01:54:19,127 --> 01:54:22,654
And now, my dear friend and pupil.
1410
01:54:23,264 --> 01:54:28,100
That beautiful, famous,
and extremely talented movie star...
1411
01:54:28,237 --> 01:54:32,731
... who's known and loved and admired
by everyone all over the whole world.
1412
01:54:33,476 --> 01:54:38,436
Known professionally as Miss Sally Miles
but who, in real life...
1413
01:54:38,948 --> 01:54:41,246
... is actually Mrs. Felix Farmer.
1414
01:54:41,817 --> 01:54:43,910
And she will now sing...
1415
01:54:43,986 --> 01:54:47,979
... one of her husband's favorite songs.
1416
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:35,233
So long, pal.
1416
01:56:36,305 --> 01:56:42,678
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