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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,793 Excuse me, Mr. Farmer, but John John wants his ball. 3 00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:18,597 Excuse me, sir. 4 00:05:22,312 --> 00:05:25,680 I made some coffee and left a sweet roll in the oven. 5 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:56,109 I talked with Dr. Alfasa. 6 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:59,412 She doesn't think you should see the children for a while... 7 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,612 ...especially John John... 8 00:06:02,254 --> 00:06:04,620 ...until they get used to the idea. 9 00:06:08,293 --> 00:06:09,590 Felix! 10 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,493 I'm leaving the Cadillac. 11 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:22,099 - I'm no dog! - They're waiting in the car. 12 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:23,938 You snap your fingers, whistle. 13 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,602 - I'm no dog. - I accept that. 14 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:28,340 How about moving your pigeon toes towards the front door? 15 00:06:28,415 --> 00:06:30,246 We'll get this show on the road. 16 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,443 Absolutely. I wouldn't have it any other way. 17 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:46,655 Harry Sandler. 18 00:06:48,468 --> 00:06:51,700 - Did you get Felix? - No, I'm calling your father. 19 00:06:51,906 --> 00:06:53,100 - Give him my love. - What? 20 00:06:53,174 --> 00:06:54,402 - Hello? - Harry! 21 00:06:54,642 --> 00:06:55,870 Yes, Dick. 22 00:06:55,943 --> 00:06:58,673 I called Bel Air and Palm Springs but didn't get an answer. 23 00:06:58,746 --> 00:06:59,510 Right. 24 00:06:59,547 --> 00:07:02,482 I tried his beach number and I got some deranged Chinaman. 25 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:06,452 You get Felix on the phone and tell him to be at David's office at 11:00. 26 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:07,678 Right. 27 00:07:07,755 --> 00:07:12,055 You tell him 11:00, or it's his ass. And your ass, too, Harry. Got it? 28 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,559 Joyce sends her best. 29 00:07:16,564 --> 00:07:18,692 He wants to know how you are. 30 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:21,395 How do I look? 31 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:24,131 If I told him, he'd have another heart attack. 32 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:27,198 She's terrific. Now, stop jerkin' off and call your client. 33 00:08:06,215 --> 00:08:08,206 The kids' bathing suits. 34 00:08:12,722 --> 00:08:15,453 I left a set of keys on your dresser. 35 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:23,627 Mr. Farmer's residence. Harry Sandler. 36 00:08:25,636 --> 00:08:28,230 I'm afraid Mr. Farmer is out to lunch. 37 00:08:29,139 --> 00:08:30,333 I'm coming! 38 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:32,741 'Bye, Daddy! 39 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:36,078 Harry says it's a matter of life and death. 40 00:08:36,146 --> 00:08:37,272 Please, be quiet. 41 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:39,508 Mommy, why can't Daddy come with us? 42 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:42,211 Because Mommy is having a very bad day. 43 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:38,134 A fire in downtown Los Angeles this morning destroyed the Oak Hotel. 44 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,576 Luckily, no injuries. 45 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,647 The damage is estimated at $1.5 million. 46 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:47,175 Now, here's Tammy Taylor with her exclusive report from Hollywood. 47 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:52,557 Night Wind opened in 800 theatres to unanimously bad reviews... 48 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:55,561 ... and in spite of a mammoth advertising campaign... 49 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,859 ... in the first week, has grossed less money... 50 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,661 ... than any film in the history of Capitol Studios. 51 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,665 I have it on good authority that Capitol's president, David Blackman... 52 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,036 ... is considering calling in all the prints. 53 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:11,171 - Can't someone find him? - I've been on the phone all morning. 54 00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:12,371 What about Sandler? 55 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,973 I told him it was his ass if Felix wasn't here at 11:00. 56 00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:20,715 - What did the lawyers say? - lf you cut the film, he can sue. 57 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:24,324 Then, what's the answer? 58 00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:28,726 Scare the hell out of him, then give him your ideas. 59 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,027 - Ideas? It's a piece of shit. - Absolutely. 60 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,969 That's one thing I'm proud of. I'm a damn good cutter. 61 00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:37,300 - You sure are. - The best. 62 00:10:37,372 --> 00:10:40,773 I ran the film twice last night. 63 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:43,276 The cutter agrees with most of your suggestions. 64 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:46,246 - But will he say so to Felix? - I think so. 65 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:50,182 - He's been with Felix for 15 years. - He wants to direct. 66 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,615 - That's all I need. Another director. - Speaking of directors... 67 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,680 What about Culley? 68 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,885 What about Culley, for Christ's sake? 69 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,293 He's shacked up with some 16-year-old girl and a case of Jack Daniels. 70 00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:05,061 He has a six-picture deal, pay or play. What does he care? 71 00:11:05,134 --> 00:11:07,329 I had a lengthy conversation with him last night. 72 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:11,339 I told him that J.G. was so worried he was considering selling the studio. 73 00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:13,967 Knowing J.G., that's not so far-fetched. 74 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:16,568 Evidently, Culley didn't think so either. 75 00:11:16,646 --> 00:11:19,137 - Obviously. - What do you mean? Where is he? 76 00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:20,842 Right outside. 77 00:11:21,718 --> 00:11:23,310 All right, check on Sandler. 78 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,344 Send Culley in. 79 00:11:28,224 --> 00:11:31,125 - Harry Sandler, this is Dick Benson. - Gentlemen. 80 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:36,264 I want to recut Night Wind, but Felix has an ironclad contract. 81 00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,966 That's never stopped you before. 82 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:44,106 All right, no smart-ass stuff, Culley. J.G. called six times last night. 83 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:47,166 If we don't do something quick, all hell's going to break loose. 84 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:48,268 Harry! 85 00:11:48,612 --> 00:11:51,911 It's 10:00 in the morning. Where could he be having lunch? 86 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:55,151 I don't think you grasp the seriousness of this situation. 87 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:58,279 - All right, hang up. - He's not home, he's having lunch. 88 00:11:58,355 --> 00:12:00,881 I want you to get Felix to agree to recut the film. 89 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,519 Tell him you've got some good ideas. 90 00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:06,595 Put out a story that we're recalling all the prints... 91 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:09,895 ...and Culley is going to make some drastic changes to the picture. 92 00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:13,998 - I've got to call in to J.G. at 6:00. - Give him my regards. 93 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:22,039 Unless you have something that can't wait till the 3:00 meeting, thank you. 94 00:12:36,896 --> 00:12:38,864 - Hello. - Did I wake you up? 95 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,421 Hi, darling. 96 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,560 No, you didn't wake me up. 97 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,270 Ready when you are. 98 00:12:45,437 --> 00:12:49,271 It's a wonder. You really wore me out last night. 99 00:12:50,276 --> 00:12:51,766 You were fantastic. 100 00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,071 You were pretty fantastic yourself. 101 00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:58,281 Listen, I like your suggestion. 102 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,385 Sam Marshall and you make good chemistry. 103 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,255 And he's right for the part. 104 00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:08,360 - What did you say? - Nothing. 105 00:13:09,429 --> 00:13:10,726 That's great. 106 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:13,698 - Then we got a date? - So, I'll see you tonight? 107 00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,462 - I miss you. - Yeah. 108 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,867 - 'Bye. - 'Bye, darling. 109 00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:23,837 You son of a bitch. 110 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:30,214 Well, he liked my suggestion. 111 00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:33,379 He thinks you'll be great for the part. 112 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:46,989 Hi. 113 00:13:47,568 --> 00:13:48,694 Ladies. 114 00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:54,299 What a great car you have. 115 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,974 - Where are you headed? - That depends. 116 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,945 Where are you headed? 117 00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:06,913 You're late, Ben. 118 00:14:06,989 --> 00:14:08,820 I know that, dear boy. 119 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,719 - What's up? - They're all waiting in the study. 120 00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:16,526 - You didn't answer my question, dear boy. - That's because I'm not your dear boy. 121 00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,096 Once we file for divorce, it's a matter of public record. 122 00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:21,931 Polly Reed's nose is in the wind. 123 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:25,270 - My secretary's saying I'm in Palm Springs. - I have to say something. 124 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:27,571 You could not have picked a worse time. 125 00:14:27,644 --> 00:14:28,941 As your press agent, I agree. 126 00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:31,173 But it wouldn't be good if Night Wind was a hit. 127 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:34,512 Like it or not, you're the first to admit it. You have an image. 128 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,949 They have newspapers to sell. 129 00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:38,920 Imagine what they'll say once they've written the nice things. 130 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,819 You know this town, sweetie. 131 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,791 You can smoke dope and end up going steady with your Afghan... 132 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,259 ...and you're one of the gang. 133 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:47,091 But you, you're Peter Pan. 134 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:50,097 Night Wind is a fact. We have to show it wasn't your fault. 135 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,998 Anybody can fail, even Sally Miles. 136 00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:55,266 - No! That was Felix's responsibility. - I didn't mean... 137 00:14:55,339 --> 00:15:00,299 But, sweetie, you walk out on him now and your friggin' fans will hate your guts. 138 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:04,040 - The ones who criticized your marriage. - Those snakes will be the first. 139 00:15:04,315 --> 00:15:06,044 Not even a legal separation? 140 00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,241 - Absolutely not. - Shit, no! 141 00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:10,378 Are you out of your mind? 142 00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:14,417 Damn. 143 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:16,386 Sorry. 144 00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:37,970 That water is cold. 145 00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:01,697 Take it easy, ladies, while I check things out. 146 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:09,504 Gary? 147 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:12,975 Felix? 148 00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:15,977 Sally? 149 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:23,824 Anybody home? 150 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,167 Good morning. 151 00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:27,088 Culley, there was a man out there with a rat, and he put it in our... 152 00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,375 Good morning. 153 00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:59,980 It's not such a good idea to sit in here with the motor running. 154 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,523 I better turn off the ignition. 155 00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:51,440 Oh, my God! 156 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:04,488 Sorry, Culley just called. Felix tried to kill himself. 157 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,393 Just thought you'd like to know. 158 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:36,190 I can be reached at that number or this one here. 159 00:20:36,258 --> 00:20:39,659 Okay. I think that about covers it. I appreciate you calling. 160 00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:41,696 - Thank you very much. - Nothing. 161 00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:44,028 Can I borrow a bathing suit? 162 00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:47,296 There must be some spares in the upstairs dressing room. 163 00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:51,271 If I can't find anything, what are the laws on nude sunbathing? 164 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:55,709 - I'd have to come back and arrest you. - Bet I could talk you out of it. 165 00:20:55,911 --> 00:20:57,344 Bet she could, too. 166 00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,474 I may drop back later and check on Mr. Farmer. Let's go! 167 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,611 Do that. And, Phil, there's liable to be some reporters nosing around. 168 00:21:04,688 --> 00:21:07,657 The only person who likes reporters less than me is the chief. 169 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,659 They stick their noses in the wrong place, they get stepped on. 170 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,321 Tell Mr. Farmer if he ever does a movie about the cops... 171 00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:14,954 ...l've got a lot of stories. 172 00:21:15,031 --> 00:21:17,795 - I'll tell him. - None of that Serpico crap, the real cops. 173 00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,358 - See you later, Mr. Culley. - Okay. 174 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:32,810 I don't believe it. 175 00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,215 The traffic is jammed up all the way to Topanga. 176 00:21:35,286 --> 00:21:37,481 It took me an hour and a half to get here. 177 00:21:37,555 --> 00:21:39,147 - How is he? - Compared to what? 178 00:21:39,223 --> 00:21:41,214 Come on. Gary called and said that Felix... 179 00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:44,318 I told Gary to tell Sally not to take an ad out in Variety. 180 00:21:44,395 --> 00:21:46,363 - Lila, this is Ben. - Nice to meet you. 181 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,692 Gary was just doing his job. 182 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,632 Maybe Felix did try to kill himself, but Sally will suffer! 183 00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:52,999 - I couldn't find a bathing suit. - Babs, Ben. 184 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,332 Nice knowing you. 185 00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,636 I'd like to nude sunbathe, but I might get busted. 186 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,767 Darling, you already are busted. 187 00:21:58,844 --> 00:22:01,506 - You think it's all right? - I think it's a wonderful idea. 188 00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:02,774 Great. 189 00:22:03,515 --> 00:22:05,278 Here goes nothing. 190 00:22:13,258 --> 00:22:16,819 If that's her idea of nothing, can you imagine her concept of something? 191 00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:19,125 Culley, you're a dirty old man. 192 00:22:20,699 --> 00:22:22,326 - Hi, Doc. How is he? - Hi, Ben. 193 00:22:22,401 --> 00:22:23,699 How is he? 194 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:27,035 Why is it nobody ever asks how the doctor is first? 195 00:22:27,373 --> 00:22:30,433 Did it ever occur to you that I could be sicker than the patient? 196 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,841 Irving, I'm sorry. 197 00:22:31,911 --> 00:22:33,310 Felix will survive. 198 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:36,177 But for all you know, I might be terminal. 199 00:22:38,351 --> 00:22:39,716 Thank God I'm not a surgeon. 200 00:22:39,786 --> 00:22:41,811 - Can you wait till I mix you a drink? - Barely. 201 00:22:41,888 --> 00:22:44,288 Please! Felix is going to be all right, isn't he? 202 00:22:44,357 --> 00:22:45,722 He'll be fine. 203 00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:47,760 - I'm not so sure about you. - What's wrong? 204 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:50,591 You look like 180 pounds of condemned veal. 205 00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:53,558 - Let me give you a vitamin shot. - No, thank you. 206 00:22:53,634 --> 00:22:55,898 You never know. It might help. 207 00:22:56,003 --> 00:22:59,837 Why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. 208 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,965 - Hi, hon, it's me. Any messages? - B12. 209 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:04,738 - I don't want to talk to her. - B complex. 210 00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:07,110 - FYI only, I'm at Farmer's. - Crude liver. 211 00:23:07,181 --> 00:23:08,443 Okay. Hold on. 212 00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:11,848 And a generous jolt of adrenal cortex... 213 00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:14,510 ...chased by a bloody mary. 214 00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:17,282 I thought that was a chaser. 215 00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:20,525 Where would Salk or Pasteur be if they hadn't taken chances? 216 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:22,825 You must help me with my story for the press. 217 00:23:22,897 --> 00:23:25,092 Say you'll only be in the hospital two months. 218 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:27,657 Fuck off, will you? Forgive me. 219 00:23:28,002 --> 00:23:28,991 You want a drink? 220 00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:33,006 In order to inject this properly, I have to expose my gluteus maximus. 221 00:23:33,074 --> 00:23:34,837 Want me to do it for you? 222 00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:38,470 - Are you, perchance, a nurse? - No. I used to be a junkie. 223 00:23:38,913 --> 00:23:43,577 Would it endanger your amateur standing if I ask you to use a sterilized needle? 224 00:23:43,651 --> 00:23:44,845 You're the doctor. 225 00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:49,157 That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week. 226 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,786 Hello? Who is this? 227 00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:53,985 Hello, Harry. 228 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:57,191 No, Culley. Yeah. 229 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,731 - No, it was just an accident. - Jesus, it's all over town! 230 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,804 He put it in low instead of reverse... 231 00:24:02,872 --> 00:24:05,272 ...went through the garage wall and into the ocean. 232 00:24:05,341 --> 00:24:06,933 Tell the world. 233 00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:08,939 Yeah, damn lucky. 234 00:24:09,712 --> 00:24:13,273 It's just one of those ridiculous things. Here he is now! 235 00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,781 Felix! Thank God! We got our speech. 236 00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:20,619 - Harry wants to know how you're feeling. - I know you didn't try to take your life. 237 00:24:20,857 --> 00:24:24,588 Did you hear that? He said, "I never felt better in my life." 238 00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:30,262 But you know how they can blow a thing like this out of proportion. 239 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:33,860 Imagine what would happen if Polly Reed got her hands on this. 240 00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:37,395 We've got to sit down and get our stories straight. Let me handle it. 241 00:24:37,474 --> 00:24:39,772 Felix, are you listening to me? 242 00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:43,343 I want to play it down. It was a freak accident. 243 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,308 Domestic problems. No, wait. 244 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:49,749 Tell the studio the doctor wants him to stay in bed for a day or two. 245 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:52,152 No, I said I should stay in bed for a day or two. 246 00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:54,623 He should go out, play golf, get some exercise. 247 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:58,422 I know it's been a bad couple of days, and I won't kid you, you look awful. 248 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:01,465 The sooner we settle this, the sooner you'll get some rest. 249 00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:03,864 No, Harry. I haven't said anything to him. 250 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,894 They just pulled him out of the Pacific Ocean, for Christ's sake. 251 00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:10,673 Either come out here and take care of it yourself... 252 00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:12,368 ...or butt out and let me handle it. 253 00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:15,140 - He won't even talk to me. - I promise you. 254 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:19,013 You'll be the first one to know. Now, take it easy. Goodbye. 255 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:20,917 That's a nervous Jew. 256 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,216 That's not a nervous Jew. This is a nervous Jew. 257 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,779 - You don't look nervous. - lf you don't stop it... 258 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,291 Don't get sore. Some of my best friends are nervous. 259 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,520 You've got to talk to him. 260 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:34,362 Tell him, in 10 minutes that doorbell will ring and all hell will break loose. 261 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,436 - See who it is, Lila. - But don't let them in. 262 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,277 I'd like to see Felix. 263 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,148 - Felix who? - Farmer. 264 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:01,683 This is the Farmer house, isn't it? 265 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:05,593 I'll have to ask. Wait a minute. 266 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:13,472 - It's a woman. Gave me the creeps. - Describe her. 267 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,100 - Bleach blonde, a lot of makeup... - It's Polly. 268 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:20,135 - She says she wants to see Felix. - What are we going to do, Culley? 269 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:25,743 The back door. 270 00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:45,028 I remember this scene in The Thing. 271 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:49,470 - There was this horrible monster on... - Will you shut up? 272 00:26:50,879 --> 00:26:52,574 Hi, Polly. 273 00:26:52,747 --> 00:26:55,841 Amazing coincidence. I was just talking about you. 274 00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:59,277 Were you really, Irving? 275 00:27:00,088 --> 00:27:02,613 Hello, Culley. Ben. 276 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,896 I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide. 277 00:27:09,065 --> 00:27:12,660 You heard that Felix... Felix tried to commit suicide. 278 00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:15,998 Ridiculous. 279 00:27:21,177 --> 00:27:22,542 He fell on her? 280 00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:25,009 They've taken her to the Santa Monica Hospital. 281 00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:26,842 How could he fall on her? 282 00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:29,040 He was trying to hang himself. 283 00:27:29,618 --> 00:27:31,176 - How is he? - He's okay. 284 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:33,813 Polly might have a fractured pelvis and a broken leg. 285 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:41,296 Send flowers. 286 00:27:42,032 --> 00:27:44,466 He fell on her. 287 00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:46,961 Let's get something to eat. 288 00:27:48,004 --> 00:27:49,096 Okay. 289 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,673 - What a cute dog. - Yeah. 290 00:28:02,052 --> 00:28:03,782 Okay, Felix. 291 00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:06,854 Attaboy. 292 00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:13,056 Felix. 293 00:28:13,664 --> 00:28:17,691 For the last 40 years I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery. 294 00:28:18,736 --> 00:28:22,638 I've consumed enough booze to destroy a dozen healthy livers. 295 00:28:22,707 --> 00:28:24,971 I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine... 296 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:27,875 ...to poison the entire population of Orange County. 297 00:28:27,945 --> 00:28:30,914 I've indulged in sexual excesses that would make Caligula... 298 00:28:30,982 --> 00:28:32,712 ...look like a celibate monk. 299 00:28:33,986 --> 00:28:38,616 I have, in fact, conscientiously, day in and day out... 300 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:42,224 ...for more years than you've been in this best of all possible worlds... 301 00:28:42,294 --> 00:28:45,752 ...tried to kill myself, and I've never felt better in my life. 302 00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:48,795 If you're really going to end it all... 303 00:28:48,867 --> 00:28:52,564 ...I can show you a half dozen great ways to do it. 304 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:57,908 - What did you give him? - A pinch of this, a dash of that. 305 00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:02,107 Sometimes referred to in the trade as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker. 306 00:29:02,348 --> 00:29:05,943 Take no notice if he begins to levitate. It's a common side effect. 307 00:29:06,019 --> 00:29:07,213 Culley. 308 00:29:12,392 --> 00:29:13,552 Yeah? 309 00:29:13,893 --> 00:29:16,919 I'm starved. What do I do about dinner? 310 00:29:17,764 --> 00:29:20,358 What do you normally do about dinner? 311 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:21,893 Eat. 312 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,994 - Why should tonight be any different? - And we're out of vodka. 313 00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:27,403 Jesus, Irving, I just opened a new fifth. 314 00:29:27,473 --> 00:29:29,635 Then it's only fair that I open the next. 315 00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:31,177 I'll get it. 316 00:29:33,681 --> 00:29:34,841 Hello? 317 00:29:35,249 --> 00:29:37,774 Yeah. Just a minute. It's for you. 318 00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,810 This is Dr. Finegarten. 319 00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:41,479 - Where's Culley? - Upstairs. 320 00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:42,749 God. 321 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,752 Okay, put her through. 322 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,825 - I just got back from the hospital. - Watch the hole. How is Polly? 323 00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:51,990 Broken arm, fractured pelvis... 324 00:29:52,066 --> 00:29:55,695 ...screaming her lungs out at everybody, reporters all over the place. 325 00:29:56,036 --> 00:29:57,197 Felix? 326 00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:02,866 - What's the matter with him? - Dr. Finegarten's magic needle. 327 00:30:02,944 --> 00:30:05,071 I've seen week-old corpses that look healthier. 328 00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,807 But not happier. 329 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,383 Felix! 330 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,647 Believe me, Mrs. Zukerman, there's nothing serious. 331 00:30:14,723 --> 00:30:16,748 Come on, Lila. I'll take you to the market. 332 00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:17,883 I'll get my roller skates. 333 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:20,052 Just keep taking the medicine. 334 00:30:21,096 --> 00:30:22,188 Tomato juice. 335 00:30:22,264 --> 00:30:24,129 - And lots of water. - Doc. 336 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,599 Excellent. And no spicy foods. 337 00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:31,732 No, that's spicy, Mrs. Zukerman. 338 00:30:32,675 --> 00:30:36,202 In a couple of days, if it isn't better you drop in the office. 339 00:30:36,512 --> 00:30:37,672 Right. 340 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,808 Goodbye, Mrs. Zukerman. 341 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,480 - I have got to talk to Felix right now. - Go ahead. 342 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,955 What? He doesn't even know I'm in the same room. 343 00:30:49,025 --> 00:30:52,222 If you want answers, you better wait about nine hours. 344 00:30:52,295 --> 00:30:53,661 Nine hours? 345 00:30:54,731 --> 00:30:57,131 Farmer residence. Who's calling? 346 00:30:59,569 --> 00:31:01,935 - It's David Blackman. - Say hello. 347 00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:12,814 This is Ben Coogan. Maybe I can help, Mr. Blackman. 348 00:31:12,883 --> 00:31:14,748 Join me in one of these little pink pills? 349 00:31:14,818 --> 00:31:17,480 It's David Blackman. Don't you understand? 350 00:31:22,226 --> 00:31:25,923 Yes, sir, Mr. Blackman. This is Ben Coogan. Yes, sir. 351 00:31:26,164 --> 00:31:30,533 Listen, Ben. I need straight information. We're getting all kinds of stories here. 352 00:31:33,137 --> 00:31:35,731 Right now, he's heavily sedated, sir. 353 00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:39,003 Dr. Irving Finegarten. 354 00:31:39,077 --> 00:31:41,443 If he doesn't remember me, mention his first clap. 355 00:31:41,512 --> 00:31:45,141 - God, I'm going to kill you one day. - I didn't give it to him. I cured him. 356 00:31:48,853 --> 00:31:50,446 I'm afraid so, sir. 357 00:31:50,889 --> 00:31:52,914 All right. Keep in touch. 358 00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:58,189 A Hollywood gossip columnist was seriously injured today... 359 00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:02,063 ... while visiting the Malibu home of film producer Felix Farmer. 360 00:32:02,201 --> 00:32:06,069 According to reporters, Mr. Farmer fell from his second-story bedroom... 361 00:32:06,138 --> 00:32:09,972 ... and landed on Miss Reed who was then rushed to the Malibu Hospital. 362 00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,602 She's reported to be in satisfactory condition. 363 00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,339 Satisfactory, shit. 364 00:32:14,713 --> 00:32:17,341 Farmer was involved in a bizarre accident. 365 00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,441 Hi. 366 00:32:18,518 --> 00:32:22,113 ... crashed through his garage and sank into the Malibu surf. 367 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,182 How do you feel? 368 00:32:27,961 --> 00:32:29,451 How do I feel? 369 00:32:29,996 --> 00:32:34,456 Jesus, in the 14 years we've been married you've asked some stupid questions... 370 00:32:34,534 --> 00:32:37,560 ...but, "How do I feel?" really takes the friggin' cake. 371 00:32:37,637 --> 00:32:41,698 - It was just in a hospital-type question. - Then you're a hospital-type moron. 372 00:32:41,775 --> 00:32:44,710 How do I feel? Look at me. I feel marvelous. 373 00:32:44,778 --> 00:32:47,475 I thought, maybe after dinner we'd go dancing. 374 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,449 Where is that friggin' nurse? 375 00:32:50,518 --> 00:32:53,612 I dropped by the farmers' market and got you some fudge. 376 00:32:53,687 --> 00:32:56,281 I'm surprised it wasn't a trampoline. 377 00:32:56,857 --> 00:32:59,189 I'm in a lot of pain and I want another shot. 378 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:02,491 I'm sorry, Miss Reed, but I can't give you another shot until 9:00. 379 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,530 That's two hours! 380 00:33:03,597 --> 00:33:06,430 - I'm sorry, but the doctor... - I'm in agony and you're sorry. 381 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,866 - Honey... - Shut up, Willard. You listen to me. 382 00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:11,871 Phone the doctor now and tell him I need something... 383 00:33:11,939 --> 00:33:14,100 ...for my pain, right now, because I'm in agony. 384 00:33:14,175 --> 00:33:15,370 You better call him. 385 00:33:15,444 --> 00:33:18,538 - Who are you? - That is the Marquis de Sade. 386 00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:20,308 He has nothing to say about it. 387 00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:22,782 You damn well better listen to what I'm telling you. 388 00:33:22,851 --> 00:33:25,786 - I'll see what I can do. - You'll do more than just see, missy. 389 00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:27,719 You do, see? 390 00:33:33,195 --> 00:33:34,628 Willard... 391 00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:38,158 ...I feel just terrible. 392 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,406 I just hate being in this awful hospital. 393 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,234 - It'll be all right, sweetheart. - No, it won't. 394 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:49,505 - Sure it will. - No, it won't. 395 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,377 You're not making matters any better... 396 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:55,076 ...just hanging around here making me nervous. 397 00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,052 I foolishly thought that I might be able to help. 398 00:33:58,121 --> 00:33:59,748 You want to help? 399 00:34:00,857 --> 00:34:03,883 Run down to Malibu. Drop in on Felix. 400 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,860 See what the hell is going on. 401 00:34:05,928 --> 00:34:10,126 - What, you mean now? - No. Next month. Of course, now. 402 00:34:11,534 --> 00:34:12,763 My God. 403 00:34:12,836 --> 00:34:17,102 A simple little favor, you'd think I was asking for the friggin' moon. 404 00:34:17,508 --> 00:34:21,000 Do you want me to telephone you or drop back by? 405 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:22,840 Whatever. 406 00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:25,273 Ciao. 407 00:34:27,284 --> 00:34:28,581 Ciao. 408 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,885 - Do I get my shot? - Yes. 409 00:34:37,961 --> 00:34:40,931 Then, thank heaven. Hurry up, for Christ's sake. 410 00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:45,325 Come on, Jesus. 411 00:34:50,508 --> 00:34:51,702 Culley? 412 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,980 I just saw Sam Marshall. 413 00:34:58,516 --> 00:35:01,007 - How is he? - Do you know him? 414 00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:04,278 Oh, my God, here he comes. 415 00:35:04,489 --> 00:35:05,888 Hey, Culley. 416 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,522 Sam, how are you? 417 00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:10,391 - Are you living on the beach now? - No, just visiting. 418 00:35:10,462 --> 00:35:14,125 Why don't you drop by the house? I'm having a little birthday party. 419 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,360 Congratulations. 420 00:35:15,434 --> 00:35:17,197 Thank you, but it's not mine. 421 00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:18,293 Whose is it? 422 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,702 I don't know. It has to be somebody's, right? 423 00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:22,570 So, you're invited. 424 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:25,369 I'd like to, but... Hey, I've got an idea. 425 00:35:25,444 --> 00:35:28,607 - You know Felix Farmer, don't you? - We're practically neighbors. 426 00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,775 He's kind of down in the dumps. He needs cheering up. 427 00:35:32,618 --> 00:35:36,019 If Mohammed can't go to the party, then the party will go to Mohammed. 428 00:35:36,121 --> 00:35:38,682 You never know, it might be his birthday. 429 00:35:39,926 --> 00:35:41,860 Are you having problems, darlin'? 430 00:35:41,928 --> 00:35:44,726 - Lila, Sam. Sam, Lila. - Hello, Lila. 431 00:35:47,601 --> 00:35:50,263 - Culley! - It's nothing. She's just a big fan. 432 00:35:50,337 --> 00:35:52,066 Help me get her up. 433 00:35:52,572 --> 00:35:55,405 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Come on. 434 00:35:59,879 --> 00:36:02,279 Okay. See you on the beach. 435 00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,582 Sure. 436 00:36:06,954 --> 00:36:08,854 Are you feeling better? 437 00:36:26,741 --> 00:36:29,574 - So, what do you do? - I breed armadillos. 438 00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:34,347 - Do you enjoy your work? - Not especially. 439 00:36:35,284 --> 00:36:38,276 But the armadillos sure get a kick out of it. 440 00:36:39,054 --> 00:36:40,681 Is it profitable? 441 00:36:41,156 --> 00:36:43,283 Only in the spiritual sense. 442 00:36:43,892 --> 00:36:45,621 A wise man once said: 443 00:36:45,694 --> 00:36:49,152 "Make an armadillo smile and the world is your oyster." 444 00:36:50,065 --> 00:36:53,000 At one time, I considered breeding oysters... 445 00:36:53,268 --> 00:36:55,702 ...but it just didn't sound right. 446 00:36:56,004 --> 00:36:59,496 - "Make an oyster smile..." - "And the world is your armadillo." 447 00:36:59,574 --> 00:37:01,543 You can see the problem. 448 00:37:18,561 --> 00:37:20,552 Take this for me, will you, please? 449 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:29,904 - Why haven't you called? - I've been trying to phone. 450 00:37:29,973 --> 00:37:32,203 Your line was busy. I even called the operator. 451 00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:34,267 I want to talk to Felix right now. 452 00:37:34,345 --> 00:37:36,438 Upstairs. First bedroom on the left. 453 00:37:36,513 --> 00:37:37,673 Want a drink? 454 00:37:37,748 --> 00:37:38,737 Hi, baby. 455 00:37:38,816 --> 00:37:40,283 Not until I talk to Felix. 456 00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:44,117 - Culley, what's he want here? - He just wants to talk to Felix. 457 00:37:44,188 --> 00:37:47,817 - We can't let him talk to Felix. - Ben, go have a Scotch and Maalox. 458 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,291 Christ, all we need now is for Willard to show up. 459 00:37:50,361 --> 00:37:52,989 - Hello, Willard. - Hello, Culley. Hi, Ben. 460 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:56,794 Sam is having a party and we can use someone of your gender and wit. 461 00:37:56,867 --> 00:37:58,995 - How is Felix? - Recovering, fortunately. 462 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,732 - How's Polly? - Recovering, unfortunately. 463 00:38:03,174 --> 00:38:04,801 Dive in, will you? 464 00:38:06,511 --> 00:38:08,638 Culley. It's for you. 465 00:38:11,483 --> 00:38:14,043 - Hi, Mr. Culley. - Gentlemen, come in. 466 00:38:14,386 --> 00:38:16,251 Just got off duty. Thought we'd stop by. 467 00:38:16,321 --> 00:38:19,722 Good. Nothing like a uniform to keep an orgy organized. 468 00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:23,124 - You're kidding. - Bribe you, maybe, but kid you, never. 469 00:38:23,194 --> 00:38:25,185 Your attention, everyone. 470 00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:28,025 What? 471 00:38:28,901 --> 00:38:30,892 Officers Buchwald and Sutherland. 472 00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:33,131 - Is this a bust? - Of course. 473 00:38:33,339 --> 00:38:35,534 You've got six hours to talk them out of it. 474 00:39:14,748 --> 00:39:16,773 Did you find out anything about Sam Marshall? 475 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,284 He's asking $1 million against 10 percent of the gross. 476 00:39:19,352 --> 00:39:21,877 That's double what he got on his last picture. 477 00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:24,720 - His last picture was a big hit. - It wasn't that big. 478 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:27,283 I don't even want to talk about it. 479 00:39:28,196 --> 00:39:29,288 Okay. 480 00:39:30,865 --> 00:39:33,356 This picture is important to me. You can't expect me... 481 00:39:33,434 --> 00:39:36,801 David, if you don't want to talk about it, let's don't. 482 00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:38,839 Telephone, Mr. Blackman. 483 00:39:45,179 --> 00:39:46,737 Thank you, Tom. 484 00:39:47,982 --> 00:39:51,213 - Yeah? - He's upstairs, under heavy sedation. 485 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,487 That's right. 486 00:39:54,256 --> 00:39:57,783 I'm going to stick around for a while in case he comes out. 487 00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,120 What? 488 00:40:00,362 --> 00:40:02,557 Sam Marshall is having a birthday party. 489 00:40:03,031 --> 00:40:05,465 Work on Marshall. I want him for Killing Ground. 490 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:08,059 But not at $1 million against 10%. 491 00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:10,264 What is the limit? 492 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:15,437 All right. Great. I'll see what I can do. Okay? 493 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,359 Hello? 494 00:42:14,768 --> 00:42:16,429 It's for you, Sam. 495 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,199 Yeah? 496 00:42:23,276 --> 00:42:25,870 He gave Benson orders to work on you. 497 00:42:26,179 --> 00:42:28,909 He absolutely won't go for $1 million... 498 00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:31,746 ...but he will settle for $750,000. 499 00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:38,951 Let me give you a call in the morning. 500 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,361 Yeah, I miss you, too. 501 00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:43,460 Goodbye. 502 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,815 Hello there. 503 00:43:46,129 --> 00:43:47,528 I've got it. 504 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,430 Sex, Tony. That's the answer. 505 00:43:53,603 --> 00:43:57,039 We'll give them a $40 million pornographic... 506 00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,303 ...epic. 507 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,737 He's gone berserk. 508 00:44:01,811 --> 00:44:04,075 He says he knows how to make Night Wind... 509 00:44:04,147 --> 00:44:07,049 ...the biggest grosser in the history of entertainment. 510 00:44:07,118 --> 00:44:10,053 And he wants to meet you at the studio right now. 511 00:44:10,121 --> 00:44:11,452 The Polly Wolly Doodle set. 512 00:44:11,522 --> 00:44:15,253 You cannot go to the studio at this hour. What would David Blackman say? 513 00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:18,420 - What the hell did you do? - Listen, he's on his way now. 514 00:44:18,496 --> 00:44:19,554 Why are you kissing me? 515 00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:20,995 Maybe he's got something. 516 00:44:21,065 --> 00:44:23,363 It could be your one chance to recoup all the... 517 00:44:27,872 --> 00:44:29,840 - My God! - Willard. 518 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,233 - What happened? - I am so sorry. 519 00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:36,245 What the hell's going on there? 520 00:44:36,314 --> 00:44:38,714 He's on his way. I've got to go. 521 00:44:38,784 --> 00:44:41,548 What do you mean? Goddamn it, I'm talking to you. 522 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,688 Why are you going? Don't go. 523 00:44:48,827 --> 00:44:50,886 Don't go. Why are you going? 524 00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:54,559 Don't pull on the leg. 525 00:44:55,367 --> 00:44:56,698 Don't pull on my leg. 526 00:44:57,435 --> 00:45:00,836 What the hell is he barking at? Get the goddamn dog out of here. 527 00:45:02,107 --> 00:45:05,043 Take it easy, Benny. The party is over. 528 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:09,479 "Lullaby and good night" 529 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,143 See you in a couple of days. 530 00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:19,954 Get that dog out of here. 531 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:37,370 - Did you see him? - No, I haven't seen him. 532 00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:39,878 What's this all about? What happened to you? 533 00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:42,711 God, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 534 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,488 Felix? 535 00:45:59,934 --> 00:46:02,459 - Where is he? - I don't know. He said he'd be here. 536 00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:09,608 Felix! 537 00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:34,359 What the hell... 538 00:46:36,071 --> 00:46:37,971 She remembers the song. 539 00:46:38,574 --> 00:46:40,235 What does it mean? 540 00:46:40,976 --> 00:46:44,412 A childhood trauma buried deep in her unconscious. 541 00:46:45,014 --> 00:46:47,710 Her dying father. Her lying mother. 542 00:46:47,783 --> 00:46:51,412 The final piece of the jigsaw. She's emancipated. 543 00:46:52,321 --> 00:46:55,484 But we blew it. We didn't grab 'em. Why? 544 00:46:58,528 --> 00:47:00,189 Do you know why? 545 00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:03,190 I'll tell you why. 546 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,935 Because dying fathers and lying mothers... 547 00:47:07,003 --> 00:47:09,267 ...are a dime a dozen, these days. 548 00:47:09,339 --> 00:47:13,435 Home and family have become civilization's antiques... 549 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:16,070 ...along with the flag... 550 00:47:16,146 --> 00:47:19,604 ... Sunday school, Girl Scout cookies... 551 00:47:19,683 --> 00:47:22,208 ... C.B. de Mille and virginity. 552 00:47:25,523 --> 00:47:28,151 We gave them virtue, they want vice. 553 00:47:30,861 --> 00:47:35,491 We sold them schmaltz, they prefer sadomasochism. 554 00:47:36,701 --> 00:47:38,430 Instead of the American dream... 555 00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:42,029 ... it should have been the American wet dream. 556 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:47,675 We'll reshoot. 557 00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:51,942 We'll make Gillian West, businesswoman, into a nymphomaniac executive. 558 00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:56,147 Packard de Haven, rugged male chauvinist is really a transvestite. 559 00:47:56,288 --> 00:47:57,277 Felix. 560 00:47:57,356 --> 00:48:00,792 The dream sequence will become erotic orgies. 561 00:48:01,193 --> 00:48:03,320 - Felix. - It is perfect. 562 00:48:03,495 --> 00:48:06,259 It is a 20th century Sodom and Gomorrah... 563 00:48:06,331 --> 00:48:10,961 ... and in the end, God turns Gillian into saltpeter. 564 00:48:11,737 --> 00:48:14,205 - Felix, for God's sake. - Think of it, David. 565 00:48:14,272 --> 00:48:18,732 Like the phoenix rising from the ashes, Night Wind will become... 566 00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:23,771 ... the greatest money-making film in motion picture history. 567 00:48:25,051 --> 00:48:27,315 Today, a $30-million flop. 568 00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:31,653 Tomorrow, a $40-million box office champion. 569 00:48:32,058 --> 00:48:33,958 - $40 million? - A month to re-write. 570 00:48:34,027 --> 00:48:36,325 - Another $10 million. - Maybe $11, no more. 571 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:38,193 You expect me to put up $11 million... 572 00:48:38,264 --> 00:48:40,425 ...for what is the worst crap I have ever seen? 573 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,990 - Crap? - No. 574 00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,762 I'll tell you what you're going to do, what you can do: 575 00:48:45,038 --> 00:48:48,439 You're going to re-cut Night Wind exactly the way I tell you to cut it. 576 00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:49,406 Never. 577 00:48:49,475 --> 00:48:52,138 Then, by God, if it's the last thing I do, I'll fix it... 578 00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:55,943 ...so you never do another picture in this town as long as you live. 579 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,177 Oh, my God. Throw him off the lot. 580 00:48:58,252 --> 00:49:00,777 I'll have you arrested, maniac. 581 00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:02,822 Go on, have me arrested. 582 00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:07,325 I still own 150,000 shares of Capitol Films. 583 00:49:07,394 --> 00:49:09,362 Next month at the annual meeting... 584 00:49:09,430 --> 00:49:12,866 ... we'll let the stockholders decide who is the maniac. 585 00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:17,597 You think, when the stockholders hear you cost the company $30 million plus prints... 586 00:49:17,671 --> 00:49:18,696 Me, personally? 587 00:49:18,773 --> 00:49:21,606 It's your film. A Felix Farmer production. 588 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:24,244 And who okayed the script and budget? 589 00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,878 Who's responsible for going $12 million over budget? 590 00:49:26,948 --> 00:49:29,781 I went up to your office, put a gun to your head, and said: 591 00:49:29,851 --> 00:49:32,411 "Give me $12 million or I'll blow your brains out?" 592 00:49:32,487 --> 00:49:34,717 You think I wanted to spend the extra $12 million? 593 00:49:34,789 --> 00:49:37,952 In a way, you did do that. It's your fault we fell behind schedule. 594 00:49:38,026 --> 00:49:39,391 Then why didn't you fire me? 595 00:49:39,794 --> 00:49:42,820 He didn't fire you because he's a decent human being, that's why. 596 00:49:43,164 --> 00:49:45,098 Fire me, he's got no fall guy. 597 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,893 Felix, you're finished. You're through. 598 00:49:49,205 --> 00:49:51,002 Contract or no contract... 599 00:49:51,073 --> 00:49:54,634 ...I am going to cut your picture and you can go ahead and sue. 600 00:49:56,212 --> 00:49:57,645 Go ahead. 601 00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,977 Cutting won't help. 602 00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:04,042 If you won't let me reshoot it, sell it to me. 603 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:06,945 What did you say? 604 00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:09,320 I'll buy Night Wind. How much do you want? 605 00:50:09,391 --> 00:50:11,154 Don't listen to him, David. He's crazy. 606 00:50:11,227 --> 00:50:14,390 Yeah, but he's got the first nickel he ever made. 607 00:50:15,799 --> 00:50:18,632 - Are you serious? - Name your price. 608 00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:22,429 - What do you think? - I don't know. 609 00:50:22,506 --> 00:50:25,805 I'm telling you, he's nuts. He's not responsible for what he's saying. 610 00:50:25,876 --> 00:50:29,937 Then we have to make sure we cash the check before they lock him up. 611 00:50:31,181 --> 00:50:35,743 We've got $30 million, plus prints, advertising and interest. 612 00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:39,320 - I can raise $20 million. - Forget it. 613 00:50:39,990 --> 00:50:41,287 You can tear up my contract. 614 00:50:41,358 --> 00:50:44,192 Three pictures, pay or play, plus a gross percentage. 615 00:50:46,931 --> 00:50:48,421 $20 million... 616 00:50:48,599 --> 00:50:50,829 ...your contact and your Capitol stock. 617 00:50:51,636 --> 00:50:55,595 No, I'll only buy if I can reshoot. My stock will just about cover that. 618 00:50:56,707 --> 00:51:00,074 Goodnight, Felix. And don't forget to turn off the lights. 619 00:51:10,521 --> 00:51:12,513 $18 million, contract... 620 00:51:13,192 --> 00:51:14,216 ...and stock. 621 00:51:14,293 --> 00:51:15,521 $16 million. 622 00:51:17,796 --> 00:51:19,388 Get the lawyers. 623 00:51:44,591 --> 00:51:47,116 A major studio executive told me this morning... 624 00:51:47,193 --> 00:51:50,060 ... that Felix Farmer paid Capitol Studios... 625 00:51:50,129 --> 00:51:53,098 ... $35 million for all rights to Night Wind... 626 00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:54,565 ... starring his wife Sally. 627 00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:58,731 "Smiles, " to her close friends, isn't smiling this morning... 628 00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:02,206 ... probably because under the California community property law... 629 00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:04,800 ... half of that $35 million is hers. 630 00:52:05,078 --> 00:52:08,242 If Felix doesn't make Night Wind a box office hit... 631 00:52:08,315 --> 00:52:10,408 ... poor Sally might never smile again. 632 00:52:10,784 --> 00:52:11,773 This is Tammy Taylor... 633 00:52:11,852 --> 00:52:14,377 "This is Tammy Taylor from Hollywood." 634 00:52:17,224 --> 00:52:21,354 Open your mouth, Willard, and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bedpan. 635 00:52:48,390 --> 00:52:50,187 - Hi. - Hey, what's happening? 636 00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:54,219 Sell it. Then get on the phone to Geneva and dump the gold. 637 00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:58,394 No, I have to have another $5 million. 638 00:53:00,835 --> 00:53:05,136 Bill, no there's no time to discuss, I have to be shooting by September 1. 639 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,868 We're in business. Writers. 640 00:53:09,445 --> 00:53:11,436 - Who wrote Last Tango? - Beats me. 641 00:53:11,514 --> 00:53:14,972 There. My God, Culley, neither of us knows who wrote Last Tango. 642 00:53:15,051 --> 00:53:16,416 I hated it. 643 00:53:16,519 --> 00:53:19,852 I never remember the names of people that perpetrate something I hate. 644 00:53:19,922 --> 00:53:23,449 But that's the trouble. Don't you see? I hated it, too. 645 00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:27,518 - In my opinion, a discretionary judgment. - But we're wrong, Culley. 646 00:53:27,596 --> 00:53:30,326 That's what they want. That's where it's at. 647 00:53:30,633 --> 00:53:34,661 It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at... 648 00:53:34,805 --> 00:53:36,534 ...it's usually somewhere else. 649 00:53:37,207 --> 00:53:40,608 You know as well as I do, if we're going to stay in business... 650 00:53:40,677 --> 00:53:43,669 ...if we're to remain filmmakers in any sense of the word... 651 00:53:43,747 --> 00:53:46,341 ...we must shake off the rusty shackles of the past... 652 00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:50,318 ...observe the present for what it is and the future for what it will become. 653 00:53:50,387 --> 00:53:54,050 Like it or not. Then we must make our creative comment. 654 00:53:54,725 --> 00:53:57,193 Felix, as far as you know, have I ever lied to you? 655 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,454 Never. 656 00:53:59,162 --> 00:54:01,256 I have, once or twice. 657 00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:04,827 About nothing that was too important. 658 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:10,034 But now, the fact that I have admitted that on occasion I have lied to you... 659 00:54:10,975 --> 00:54:13,739 ...should convince you that I'm a fairly honest man. 660 00:54:13,811 --> 00:54:15,403 And when it comes to the crunch... 661 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,280 ...that I can handle myself with an acceptable degree of integrity. 662 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:22,008 - Now, do you agree? - Wholeheartedly. 663 00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:25,715 I'm going to give it to you straight, old friend. 664 00:54:26,057 --> 00:54:27,388 You think I'm crazy. 665 00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:31,694 That's a little straighter than I intended. 666 00:54:31,764 --> 00:54:33,095 Maybe, Culley. 667 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:38,230 I tried to kill myself four times, hardly rational. 668 00:54:38,303 --> 00:54:41,067 $16 million plus for a flop. Every cent I have in the world. 669 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:43,836 Not what most people would consider a very sane act. 670 00:54:43,909 --> 00:54:45,570 But insane? 671 00:54:46,678 --> 00:54:48,270 What if I'm right? 672 00:54:48,514 --> 00:54:50,778 If my vision is valid, Culley. 673 00:54:51,650 --> 00:54:54,414 Not so crazy. A more acceptable insanity. 674 00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:57,819 Culley, that's all beside the point. 675 00:54:58,591 --> 00:55:03,551 Sane and miserable, or insane and bursting with creative joy and happiness. 676 00:55:03,830 --> 00:55:05,821 That's the point, Culley. 677 00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:09,600 In the end, who says he's sane, therefore he should? 678 00:55:09,669 --> 00:55:12,035 Or he's insane, therefore he shouldn't? 679 00:55:12,105 --> 00:55:14,903 Culley, come on. Even if I'm wrong... 680 00:55:15,909 --> 00:55:17,467 ...and I'm not... 681 00:55:18,311 --> 00:55:20,541 ...I am full of fire, Culley. 682 00:55:21,147 --> 00:55:23,240 I'm a blazing comet. 683 00:55:25,251 --> 00:55:26,776 Comets burn out. 684 00:55:27,354 --> 00:55:31,688 But, my foes and my friends, it gives a lovely light. 685 00:55:32,059 --> 00:55:33,219 Felix! 686 00:55:37,731 --> 00:55:40,131 I must warn you, my hands are lethal weapons. 687 00:55:41,202 --> 00:55:43,363 So is your goddamn fountain pen. 688 00:55:43,671 --> 00:55:44,763 I'd better be going. 689 00:55:44,839 --> 00:55:48,502 You stay where you are, Culley. You're a witness. You lunatic. 690 00:55:48,609 --> 00:55:50,099 You maniac. 691 00:55:50,311 --> 00:55:51,573 $16 million? 692 00:55:51,645 --> 00:55:53,237 Half of that money is mine. 693 00:55:53,314 --> 00:55:55,476 That entitles you to 50 percent of the profits. 694 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,986 That entitles me to have you arrested for grand theft, larceny... 695 00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:02,888 ...fraud, embezzlement... You thieving, filching son of a bitch. 696 00:56:03,658 --> 00:56:05,091 Sally Miles swears. 697 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,788 You're going to give me my $8 million, or so help me... 698 00:56:07,863 --> 00:56:11,424 ...l'll have you locked up for the rest of your unnatural life. 699 00:56:13,101 --> 00:56:14,796 Give me my money, Felix. 700 00:56:14,870 --> 00:56:17,998 Give it to me or I will kill you. 701 00:56:18,073 --> 00:56:20,268 Sally Miles kills. 702 00:56:27,149 --> 00:56:28,138 Shit. 703 00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,845 Sally Miles says "shit." 704 00:56:33,155 --> 00:56:35,680 Sell $100 million at the box office. 705 00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:39,889 $200 million. Peter Pan is dead. 706 00:56:40,363 --> 00:56:45,130 Long live Gillian West, nymphomaniac executive. 707 00:56:46,802 --> 00:56:50,465 Not since Edison, not since Griffith, not since Jolson. 708 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,169 We'll make motion picture history. 709 00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:57,874 A cinematic monument to man's immorality. 710 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:02,378 A celluloid prophesy of the holocaust to come. 711 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,481 "For if God spared not the angels that sinned... 712 00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:09,518 "...but cast them down to hell... 713 00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,521 "...and delivered them into chains of darkness... 714 00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:15,160 "...to be reserved unto judgment: 715 00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:17,860 "And spared not the old world... 716 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,564 "...but saved Noah... 717 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:23,901 "...the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness... 718 00:57:23,975 --> 00:57:28,969 "...bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly." 719 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,444 God. 720 00:58:35,048 --> 00:58:37,573 I broke you and I can make you. 721 00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:41,252 It's rotten, but it's a revelation. 722 00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:44,219 We failed, that we may succeed. 723 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,554 - We keep the basic set, Rich. - Right. 724 00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:52,827 It's still a dream, but now, a Freudian nightmare of erotic symbolism. 725 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:55,130 Seduced in a nursery, but not voluntarily. 726 00:58:55,202 --> 00:58:57,932 Not the victim of her own lust, as she always feared... 727 00:58:58,005 --> 00:59:01,600 ...but the victim of a powerful aphrodisiac slipped in her Bosco. 728 00:59:01,676 --> 00:59:03,974 New lyrics, Bob. Prurient but profound. 729 00:59:04,045 --> 00:59:06,843 - Felix, it's not that easy. - Gino, new choreography. 730 00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:10,179 The animals are out. I don't think bestiality makes it, musically. 731 00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:13,153 But Felix, it's such a different concept. 732 00:59:13,221 --> 00:59:16,315 A different concept for a different world, Gino. 733 00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:17,983 Costumes, Agnes. Come on. 734 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:21,154 - Agnes, what about the costumes? - It depends. 735 00:59:21,229 --> 00:59:23,959 - How erotic do you really want to go? - Go. 736 00:59:24,032 --> 00:59:25,761 E-R-O-T-l-C. Go! 737 00:59:26,868 --> 00:59:30,770 Sally Miles, America's G-rated darling in the B-U-F-F? 738 00:59:30,839 --> 00:59:32,101 Why not? 739 00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:35,899 Darling, some of her fans still don't think she goes to the bathroom. 740 00:59:35,977 --> 00:59:40,004 If you want to dramatize the evils of prostitution, corrupt a virgin, not a whore. 741 00:59:40,082 --> 00:59:42,608 Wait. Just let me readjust my sights. 742 00:59:42,685 --> 00:59:47,122 Fifteen years of nun's habits and turtleneck bathing suits and now... 743 00:59:47,824 --> 00:59:50,759 Agnes, remember your first Academy Award, Garbo Talks? 744 00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:53,694 Yes, she talked, but she went to the bathroom, too. 745 00:59:53,763 --> 00:59:56,823 You can do it, Agnes. I know you can. 746 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,494 Agnes. 747 01:00:01,858 --> 01:00:03,052 Okay. 748 01:00:03,626 --> 01:00:05,059 I can do it. 749 01:00:05,729 --> 01:00:06,919 That's my girl. 750 01:00:07,197 --> 01:00:09,165 What I do now? Kitchen no work. 751 01:00:09,232 --> 01:00:12,532 - Fridge broke. Who fix the fridge? - We get fridge fixie. 752 01:00:12,603 --> 01:00:15,663 Fixie fridge, then we get an eye, ear, nose and throat fixie... 753 01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,867 ...and have him cut out your tongue. 754 01:00:25,816 --> 01:00:28,649 Felix had absolutely no right to do that. 755 01:00:28,719 --> 01:00:30,516 Gary said, legally in any court... 756 01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:33,250 With all due respect to Gary, he's very bright... 757 01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:35,656 ...but he's your secretary, not your lawyer. 758 01:00:35,726 --> 01:00:38,924 You mean that Felix can just go out and spend every single cent? 759 01:00:38,997 --> 01:00:40,965 I don't mean that. You can take him to court. 760 01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:43,433 You can get an injunction against him for your money. 761 01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:45,970 That'll be messy. The press'll have a field day. 762 01:00:46,038 --> 01:00:48,472 You really want to go through something like that? 763 01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:51,532 No, but I don't want to lose $8 million, either. 764 01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:56,570 Sally, suppose the things that Felix wants you to do make sense in today's market. 765 01:00:56,648 --> 01:00:59,082 Would you consider doing the film? 766 01:01:00,652 --> 01:01:03,780 - You mean, forget the money? - No, I don't mean forget the money. 767 01:01:03,855 --> 01:01:05,516 Of course not forget the money. 768 01:01:05,590 --> 01:01:09,823 But for the sake of this discussion, if it wasn't for just a cheap effect... 769 01:01:09,896 --> 01:01:12,888 ...would you consider doing a nude scene, or getting raped... 770 01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:16,025 ...or whatever the hell it is he wants you to do? 771 01:01:16,235 --> 01:01:18,635 Well, if it wasn't for cheap effect... 772 01:01:18,704 --> 01:01:20,968 I don't know. What do you think? You're my agent. 773 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,771 Well, dear, if I thought it was a real ballsy part... 774 01:01:25,078 --> 01:01:29,378 ...and the audience would believe you in it, I certainly would have to consider it. 775 01:01:29,449 --> 01:01:33,146 But you're the first one to preach my audience to me and my image. 776 01:01:33,486 --> 01:01:37,355 I'm the last person in the world who would monkey around with your image. 777 01:01:37,424 --> 01:01:42,123 If I was certain, if I was absolutely dead positive that you couldn't miss... 778 01:01:42,896 --> 01:01:46,093 ...and incidentally, turn a flop into a success... 779 01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:48,896 Sally, creative judgments are not my department... 780 01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:52,097 ...but I think you've got a few important things to consider... 781 01:01:52,172 --> 01:01:55,232 ...before you jump into an $8 million lawsuit. 782 01:01:56,343 --> 01:01:58,834 Now, let me see if I can get this straight. 783 01:01:58,912 --> 01:02:02,473 I can sue, but at best it would be expensive... 784 01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:08,154 ...it would cause a lot of bad publicity and there's a big chance that I would lose. 785 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,481 On the other hand, I can do the film... 786 01:02:11,559 --> 01:02:15,495 ...and please, God, if Felix is right and it's a success... 787 01:02:15,563 --> 01:02:19,021 ...then I would get my $8 million back, plus half the profits? 788 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,533 That's the least you would get. 789 01:02:20,602 --> 01:02:24,038 I think we can guarantee you a deal better than that. 790 01:02:24,105 --> 01:02:27,165 Let's say 100 percent of the profits. 791 01:02:27,242 --> 01:02:29,472 I mean, what the hell is Felix going to do? 792 01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:33,946 I don't know about any of this. 793 01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:38,081 You just go ahead and make the best deal you possibly can. Okay? 794 01:02:38,154 --> 01:02:40,247 Then you'll do the picture? 795 01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:43,715 What choice do I have? 796 01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:48,129 - I'll get the car. - All right, Bob. 797 01:02:50,132 --> 01:02:52,896 You know, I'm really surprised that she decided not to sue. 798 01:02:52,968 --> 01:02:55,596 I was talking to a lawyer friend of mine the other night. 799 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:57,901 He's with Meyers, Merton, Miller and Galuzze. 800 01:02:57,973 --> 01:03:00,067 He thought Miss Miles had an excellent case. 801 01:03:00,143 --> 01:03:03,977 She'd have no trouble at all if she decided to sue Mr. Farmer. 802 01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:09,418 Well, Gary, why don't you suggest to Miss Miles that she discharge me... 803 01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,117 ...and get your friend to represent her? 804 01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:15,124 He also mentioned that your firm represents Capitol Films. 805 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:18,355 That must make it very hard for you to remain impartial. 806 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:22,888 Are you suggesting that I might be inclined to favor Capitol's interests? 807 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,729 - Yes. - Herb. 808 01:03:26,102 --> 01:03:28,298 - It is Gary, isn't it? - Yes. 809 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:33,474 Tell me, have you suggested any of these things to Sally? 810 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,136 - Not yet. - Why not? 811 01:03:35,513 --> 01:03:39,005 Because I wanted to know what you had to say about it. 812 01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:43,213 What if I said I thought you were much too bright a young man... 813 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:45,312 ...to just be a personal secretary? 814 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,514 I'd say I agree with you. 815 01:03:48,626 --> 01:03:52,858 - I think you'd make a hell of an agent. - I think I'd make a better producer. 816 01:03:56,735 --> 01:04:01,263 I'm giving a little party Friday night, David Blackman will be there. 817 01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:04,741 - I'd enjoy meeting Mr. Blackman. - I'm sure you would. 818 01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:07,643 All right, 8:00. Dress casual. 819 01:04:35,642 --> 01:04:37,974 - Mr. Blackman's office. - Give me Blackman. 820 01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:40,879 Yes. One minute, please. 821 01:04:46,786 --> 01:04:49,482 - Yeah? - Overseas from Mr. Minsike. 822 01:04:50,957 --> 01:04:53,950 Hello, J.G.? Yes, J.G. 823 01:04:55,062 --> 01:04:57,690 - Have you seen Newsweek? - Yes, I've seen it. 824 01:04:57,765 --> 01:05:01,929 Newsweek article. Yes, J.G. It is getting a lot of publicity. 825 01:05:02,002 --> 01:05:05,699 - You should get into it. - Why should I? It's not our picture. 826 01:05:05,773 --> 01:05:08,003 What do you mean, it's not our picture? 827 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:11,602 No. I told you. Outright. Everything. You approved it. 828 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:15,181 It's worth $100 million, maybe $200 million, who knows? 829 01:05:15,449 --> 01:05:18,714 That illiterate asshole thinks if Sally Miles does a nude scene... 830 01:05:18,786 --> 01:05:20,481 ...Night Wind could be a hit. 831 01:05:20,554 --> 01:05:23,854 He says we should at least make a distribution deal with Felix. 832 01:05:23,925 --> 01:05:25,654 - Yeah. - Give him a better deal. 833 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,922 What if he's made a deal with another company? 834 01:05:27,996 --> 01:05:29,429 Break his legs if he won't cooperate. 835 01:05:29,497 --> 01:05:31,522 - Right. - I've got too much at stake here... 836 01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:36,132 I want to get a look at that new script. 837 01:05:36,237 --> 01:05:37,727 That's not going to be easy. 838 01:05:37,806 --> 01:05:40,104 I didn't ask you how tough it was, just get it. 839 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:41,368 All right. 840 01:05:41,443 --> 01:05:44,970 When he starts shooting, I want you on that sound stage. 841 01:05:45,146 --> 01:05:46,670 What if it's a closed set? 842 01:05:47,082 --> 01:05:50,018 - I told you I want something done. - Done. 843 01:05:50,086 --> 01:05:52,680 Get on that set, find out what he's doing and report. 844 01:05:52,755 --> 01:05:54,848 - Right. - I may want to look at his dailies. 845 01:05:54,924 --> 01:05:55,856 Right. 846 01:05:57,093 --> 01:05:58,082 Right. 847 01:05:59,995 --> 01:06:01,622 Come on. It's okay. 848 01:06:03,432 --> 01:06:04,626 Anybody got a blanket? 849 01:06:08,637 --> 01:06:09,968 Hey, that's a good blanket. 850 01:06:10,039 --> 01:06:12,701 You wreck that blanket, you're going to buy me a new one. 851 01:06:22,219 --> 01:06:25,677 Burgess Webster is best remembered for his outstanding performance... 852 01:06:25,756 --> 01:06:28,190 ... as Uncle Fudd in Mississippi Mud. 853 01:06:28,258 --> 01:06:31,125 This morning, on Stage 15 at Capitol Studio... 854 01:06:31,428 --> 01:06:35,922 ... the entire company of Felix Farmer's controversial new film, Night Wind... 855 01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:39,457 ... observed a minute of silence in memory of the famous actor. 856 01:06:39,936 --> 01:06:41,130 Speaking of Night Wind... 857 01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:44,401 ... rumor has it that today movie history will be made... 858 01:06:44,474 --> 01:06:47,672 ... when Sally Miles, the silver screen's symbol of sweetness... 859 01:06:47,745 --> 01:06:49,610 ... sinlessness and sobriety... 860 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,979 ... proves once and for all that Peter Pan really is a girl. 861 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:57,987 Yes, believe it or not, America's G-rated sweetheart, in a X-rated nude scene. 862 01:10:09,487 --> 01:10:11,045 No! 863 01:10:11,789 --> 01:10:12,983 Cut it. 864 01:10:26,838 --> 01:10:30,274 You call that fast? Is that what you call fast? 865 01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:32,640 Get the lead out, I say. Jesus. 866 01:10:32,711 --> 01:10:35,271 I could've made better time in a covered wagon. 867 01:10:35,347 --> 01:10:38,578 $10 a mile and you can't even use the siren. 868 01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,812 I'm telling you, if I'm late for this... 869 01:10:40,886 --> 01:10:45,084 ...I will have a few things to say about your rotten service in my next column. 870 01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:48,092 - Come on, let's go. - Where do you think you're going? 871 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,685 We're on our way to Lourdes. Where do you think? 872 01:10:50,763 --> 01:10:52,355 You have to have a pass. 873 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,761 Do you know who I am? 874 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:57,199 Yeah. You're somebody who's making a big mistake... 875 01:10:57,269 --> 01:10:59,794 ...if you think you're going to get in without a pass. 876 01:11:00,907 --> 01:11:04,035 It's no use. I can't do it. 877 01:11:04,744 --> 01:11:07,372 I thought I could, but I just cannot. 878 01:11:07,447 --> 01:11:08,846 - Sally... - No, Culley. 879 01:11:08,915 --> 01:11:10,780 - But, sweetheart... - No, Felix. 880 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:11,839 No. 881 01:11:12,552 --> 01:11:16,613 There is no way in God's earth that I will bare my... out there. 882 01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:18,282 - But, Sally... - I thought I could. 883 01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:19,416 You can. 884 01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:22,984 My mind says "yes," but my body says "no." 885 01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:25,588 - But, Sally. - I know what it means to the film. 886 01:11:25,665 --> 01:11:29,158 I know it means that I'm not being a trooper, and things like that. 887 01:11:29,236 --> 01:11:30,999 It's out of my hands. I'm helpless. 888 01:11:31,072 --> 01:11:33,700 - We'll clear everybody off the stage. - It won't help. 889 01:11:33,774 --> 01:11:37,403 It's just one shot. We'll set the lights and camera, everybody will leave. 890 01:11:37,478 --> 01:11:38,274 No. 891 01:11:38,345 --> 01:11:42,509 - What about the guy in the jack-in-the-box? - We'll blindfold him. Nobody will see. 892 01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:46,110 My public will see. My children will see. 893 01:11:46,187 --> 01:11:48,280 It'll be R-rated. They won't even let them in. 894 01:11:48,355 --> 01:11:50,755 But they'll know. Don't you care if they know? 895 01:11:50,825 --> 01:11:52,918 God, Felix, they're your children, too. 896 01:11:52,993 --> 01:11:56,087 Sophia Loren has children. I hear she is a wonderful mother. 897 01:11:56,163 --> 01:11:58,064 She would never hurt her children. 898 01:11:58,133 --> 01:12:00,465 And God knows, the public has seen her... 899 01:12:00,535 --> 01:12:02,162 Oh, I know. 900 01:12:03,038 --> 01:12:04,596 - Ben, Culley. - Glenda Jackson. 901 01:12:04,673 --> 01:12:06,231 Glenda Jackson. A fantastic mother. 902 01:12:06,308 --> 01:12:08,333 - Vanessa Redgrave. - Never a better mother. 903 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:09,536 Somebody who's not English. 904 01:12:09,611 --> 01:12:10,908 - Jane Fonda. - Jane Fonda. 905 01:12:10,979 --> 01:12:12,776 - Shirley MacLaine. - Shirley MacLaine. 906 01:12:12,848 --> 01:12:14,372 Liv Ullman! 907 01:12:15,951 --> 01:12:18,351 - Liv Ullman? - I think so. 908 01:12:21,857 --> 01:12:22,881 Liv Ullman. 909 01:12:23,592 --> 01:12:25,184 I don't think there's anything... 910 01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:27,627 I don't want to know. Where do we stand legally? 911 01:12:27,697 --> 01:12:31,599 Here. He can't hire outside security, but he can close the stage. 912 01:12:31,667 --> 01:12:34,602 He must, at all times, comply with the existing rules. 913 01:12:34,670 --> 01:12:35,932 Wait a minute. 914 01:12:37,707 --> 01:12:40,267 'Morning, Richard. How's the old prostate? 915 01:12:40,476 --> 01:12:42,740 Wait a minute. Shit! 916 01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:45,474 Don't you move me, you clods. 917 01:12:45,915 --> 01:12:50,852 Now, you listen to me, you penny-ante pea brain, junior G-Man. 918 01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:54,822 If you know what's good for you, you better get on that phone... 919 01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:59,852 ...and tell Mr. Big-shot Farmer that I said he'd better let me on that stage... 920 01:12:59,930 --> 01:13:04,299 ...or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers... 921 01:13:04,368 --> 01:13:07,303 ...every day for the rest of his useless life. 922 01:13:07,371 --> 01:13:09,202 - Hello, Polly. - Irving. 923 01:13:09,273 --> 01:13:11,434 You look like an anemic turtle. 924 01:13:12,609 --> 01:13:15,009 You're going to let that shyster on? 925 01:13:16,013 --> 01:13:18,038 I could sue you for calling me that. 926 01:13:18,115 --> 01:13:21,448 A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack. 927 01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,650 You better tell Felix I'm out here. 928 01:13:25,390 --> 01:13:26,687 David. 929 01:13:27,892 --> 01:13:31,988 This maniac insulted me and physically prevented me... 930 01:13:32,063 --> 01:13:34,258 ...from going through that door. 931 01:13:34,399 --> 01:13:36,663 Okay. I'm David Blackman. 932 01:13:37,368 --> 01:13:40,565 I run this studio and I'm ordering you off the lot. 933 01:13:40,805 --> 01:13:43,000 Are you going to move, or should I move you? 934 01:13:43,074 --> 01:13:45,804 You'd be making a serious mistake, Mr. Blackman. 935 01:13:47,345 --> 01:13:50,473 - What's your name? - Harrigan. Harold P. 936 01:13:51,116 --> 01:13:55,485 All right, Mr. Harrigan, Harold B., I'm going to remember you. 937 01:13:55,821 --> 01:13:57,448 I'm going back to my office. 938 01:13:57,523 --> 01:13:59,923 If you're not off this lot by the time I get there... 939 01:13:59,992 --> 01:14:03,257 ...you'll never work again in this town as long as you live. 940 01:14:04,430 --> 01:14:06,557 David, wait a minute. What about me? 941 01:14:06,632 --> 01:14:09,567 Just relax, Polly. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back. 942 01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:14,738 You know what that meant? 943 01:14:14,907 --> 01:14:16,431 That's your ass. 944 01:14:23,216 --> 01:14:26,947 Dick, what are you fooling around for? Get him off the street. 945 01:14:30,824 --> 01:14:32,223 That stings. 946 01:14:33,226 --> 01:14:37,720 It takes approximately 25 seconds for a shot to travel from stern to stem. 947 01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:41,197 The time can vary two or three seconds... 948 01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,930 ...according to the heart rate, height of the patient... 949 01:14:44,004 --> 01:14:47,907 ...and the amount of gluteal muscle into which it was injected. 950 01:14:48,242 --> 01:14:51,211 Also, there's the matter of drug potency to be considered. 951 01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:54,578 You should be feeling it about now. 952 01:15:01,555 --> 01:15:04,547 I suggest you sit until you get your sea legs. 953 01:15:08,362 --> 01:15:11,695 - Can she work? - Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows? 954 01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:15,668 I was specifically requested to alleviate her anxiety. Work was never mentioned. 955 01:15:15,737 --> 01:15:18,433 Irving, she's got a very big scene to do. 956 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:22,002 I have to show my boobies. 957 01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:25,605 What do you think, Irving? You've seen my boobies. 958 01:15:26,415 --> 01:15:28,280 Are they worth showing? 959 01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:32,184 Since I can only render an evaluation based on a completely impersonal... 960 01:15:32,254 --> 01:15:36,247 ...purely professional examination of the subject, or subjects... 961 01:15:36,591 --> 01:15:41,358 ...I would say that in my humble opinion, you've got a terrific pair of knockers. 962 01:15:48,104 --> 01:15:51,232 - Let's get this show on the road. - Set 'em up. Clear the stage. 963 01:15:51,307 --> 01:15:52,331 No. 964 01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,640 - You don't mind? - No. 965 01:15:57,246 --> 01:15:58,577 Easy, gal. 966 01:16:00,683 --> 01:16:03,516 You've got some fast moves for an old jock. 967 01:16:03,586 --> 01:16:05,315 - You okay? - Terrific. 968 01:16:05,688 --> 01:16:09,021 You know, you are sexually notorious. 969 01:16:09,759 --> 01:16:13,218 A semi-fraudulent reputation, which I do everything I can to encourage. 970 01:16:13,297 --> 01:16:14,355 Why? 971 01:16:14,732 --> 01:16:18,668 Because it's the best way for an old man to compete in a young man's world. 972 01:16:18,736 --> 01:16:22,570 - Terrific. Hang in there, Culley. - Mickey, get them ready. 973 01:16:22,639 --> 01:16:24,607 - Hi, Mickey. - Hi. 974 01:16:24,675 --> 01:16:28,133 I certainly am. Right, Olie? 975 01:16:28,612 --> 01:16:30,341 You certainly are. 976 01:16:39,056 --> 01:16:41,423 - You're sure you're okay? - Terrific. 977 01:16:41,493 --> 01:16:43,427 Makeup. Wardrobe. 978 01:16:50,335 --> 01:16:53,964 - Is she going to be all right? - It depends what you mean by "all right." 979 01:16:54,039 --> 01:16:57,008 I once cured an amateur skydiver of acute acrophobia. 980 01:16:57,075 --> 01:17:00,238 You could say he was all right because he was able to jump. 981 01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:02,609 But you could also say he was not all right... 982 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,308 ...because he was so stoned he didn't open his parachute. 983 01:17:05,383 --> 01:17:07,874 You know, Irving, you're a real twat. 984 01:17:08,253 --> 01:17:10,017 That reminds me, Polly's outside. 985 01:17:10,089 --> 01:17:11,215 - Polly. - Reed. 986 01:17:11,290 --> 01:17:13,485 - Outside? - Trying to get inside. 987 01:17:14,226 --> 01:17:15,591 Oh, my God! 988 01:17:33,813 --> 01:17:37,841 Sally, we'll pick it up where you enter the devil's mouth, okay? 989 01:17:37,918 --> 01:17:39,510 Okay. 990 01:17:41,154 --> 01:17:43,622 Don't blame the guard. He was just doing his job. 991 01:17:43,690 --> 01:17:45,658 I left instructions: Nobody passes without a pass. 992 01:17:45,725 --> 01:17:48,888 Did you leave instructions that he was supposed to insult me? 993 01:17:48,962 --> 01:17:51,055 Please! There's a red light. 994 01:17:51,665 --> 01:17:53,565 I can't see. Pick me up. 995 01:17:54,468 --> 01:17:55,696 Gently. 996 01:18:00,173 --> 01:18:02,198 - Sally. - Quiet. 997 01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,647 Hi, Polly. Come to see my boobies? 998 01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:17,090 Okay, you dirty rat... 999 01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:18,681 ...roll 'em. 1000 01:18:18,759 --> 01:18:21,159 All right, quiet now, on the bell. 1001 01:18:23,264 --> 01:18:25,391 And roll, please. 1002 01:18:28,035 --> 01:18:29,195 Speed. 1003 01:18:31,072 --> 01:18:32,403 Play back. 1004 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,208 - Hello? - Let me talk to David. 1005 01:21:54,383 --> 01:21:57,409 - It's for you. - This is J.G. I'm still waiting. 1006 01:21:57,586 --> 01:21:59,679 - Yeah? - What about the fucking contract? 1007 01:21:59,755 --> 01:22:02,189 Yes, J.G. I was just going to call you. 1008 01:22:02,257 --> 01:22:04,487 Yes, J.G., we're working on it. 1009 01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,823 Please, just relax. 1010 01:22:07,062 --> 01:22:09,428 Yeah, we're going to get it. 1011 01:22:09,498 --> 01:22:11,489 I promise you, we're going to get it. 1012 01:22:11,567 --> 01:22:14,331 We're going to get it before the stockholders' meeting. 1013 01:22:14,403 --> 01:22:16,803 Yes. I guarantee it. 1014 01:22:17,673 --> 01:22:19,573 Right. How's the weather? 1015 01:22:20,342 --> 01:22:22,072 Great. Enjoy. 1016 01:22:22,579 --> 01:22:25,173 The contract, signed, sealed and delivered. 1017 01:22:25,515 --> 01:22:28,143 Chairman of one of the country's biggest grocery chains... 1018 01:22:28,218 --> 01:22:30,778 ...and all he can think about is the movies. 1019 01:22:31,154 --> 01:22:32,951 He's driving me crazy. 1020 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:34,422 Hello, Eva? 1021 01:22:34,491 --> 01:22:36,755 - Got anything? - David. 1022 01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:39,221 - You talk to her yet? - Gary talked to her. 1023 01:22:39,295 --> 01:22:41,763 - When did you talk to Gary? - I talked to him Tuesday. 1024 01:22:41,831 --> 01:22:44,163 I've got to know: Is she going to sign or isn't she? 1025 01:22:44,234 --> 01:22:45,531 If she doesn't, it's my ass. 1026 01:22:47,904 --> 01:22:50,396 David, stop worrying about it. 1027 01:22:50,941 --> 01:22:55,173 Sweetie, I promise you. I promise you that she's going to do it. 1028 01:22:55,746 --> 01:22:58,476 Yes, darling. 'Bye, sweetie. 1029 01:23:00,484 --> 01:23:01,610 Snake. 1030 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:09,457 Chinese New Year, everybody go San Francisco. 1031 01:23:09,527 --> 01:23:12,985 Not everybody, kiddo. I no go San Francisco. 1032 01:23:13,097 --> 01:23:16,760 Missie Farmer no go San Francisco, and you no go San Francisco. 1033 01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:19,929 Because Missie Farmer having party Friday night. 1034 01:23:20,338 --> 01:23:21,999 Friday Chinese New Year. 1035 01:23:22,073 --> 01:23:23,267 Hello? 1036 01:23:23,341 --> 01:23:24,569 I Chinese. 1037 01:23:24,643 --> 01:23:27,976 That's what you say. Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you. 1038 01:23:28,046 --> 01:23:31,379 You don't even play Ping-Pong. You probably had your eyes fixed. 1039 01:23:31,450 --> 01:23:35,853 I'm sorry, but kung fu's galloping gourmet is off his litchi nut again. 1040 01:23:36,755 --> 01:23:40,191 Look, I told you, something like this cannot be rushed. 1041 01:23:40,258 --> 01:23:43,056 One way or the other, you'll be the first to know. 1042 01:23:43,128 --> 01:23:46,121 If I swing it, she'll probably call you herself. 1043 01:24:05,785 --> 01:24:07,184 Thanks, Gary. 1044 01:24:10,490 --> 01:24:11,582 What? 1045 01:24:12,758 --> 01:24:14,727 You look a little tired. 1046 01:24:16,263 --> 01:24:17,753 I suppose I am a bit. 1047 01:24:17,831 --> 01:24:20,857 The studio called. You don't have to be in makeup until 10:00. 1048 01:24:20,934 --> 01:24:22,128 Good. 1049 01:24:23,504 --> 01:24:25,836 I've been working rather hard. 1050 01:24:26,006 --> 01:24:28,099 Not to mention the emotional strain. 1051 01:24:32,713 --> 01:24:36,205 Felix says there is nothing to worry about. 1052 01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:41,682 I hope he's right, for your sake. 1053 01:24:45,260 --> 01:24:47,751 You don't think he's right, do you? 1054 01:24:53,601 --> 01:24:54,898 If it were your film... 1055 01:24:56,971 --> 01:24:58,700 ...all your money... 1056 01:24:59,874 --> 01:25:02,809 ...would you do it all yourself? I mean... 1057 01:25:03,511 --> 01:25:06,912 ...distribute it, and advertise it? 1058 01:25:07,715 --> 01:25:09,740 - The whole thing? - No. 1059 01:25:10,586 --> 01:25:11,814 Why not? 1060 01:25:13,022 --> 01:25:15,957 Because I'm by nature a very cautious person. 1061 01:25:16,559 --> 01:25:21,121 I'd want absolutely the best protection I could get for my money. 1062 01:25:21,564 --> 01:25:24,089 Especially if it were all my money. 1063 01:25:24,867 --> 01:25:27,734 I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure: 1064 01:25:29,405 --> 01:25:32,340 I'd try and get good advice. 1065 01:25:32,741 --> 01:25:37,542 I'd pick up the phone and I'd call somebody who knows the business. 1066 01:25:38,247 --> 01:25:40,341 Somebody I can trust. 1067 01:25:41,217 --> 01:25:43,082 Like your agent. 1068 01:26:18,122 --> 01:26:19,589 You're late. 1069 01:26:20,391 --> 01:26:21,483 I wasn't sure. 1070 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,725 But you came. 1071 01:26:24,228 --> 01:26:27,493 After all we've been through, you still want me? 1072 01:27:07,573 --> 01:27:08,801 Not bad, Felix. 1073 01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:12,878 - What? Out! - Take it easy, Felix. 1074 01:27:12,945 --> 01:27:16,745 Out. You're not allowed in here. Nobody sees my movie without my permission. 1075 01:27:16,816 --> 01:27:19,376 - Your movie, Felix? - My movie. Every frame. 1076 01:27:19,452 --> 01:27:21,750 An ironbound contract that proves it. 1077 01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:25,416 Which very clearly states I have absolute, complete control. 1078 01:27:25,525 --> 01:27:28,892 An hour ago, your wife signed a distribution contract. 1079 01:27:29,429 --> 01:27:31,897 - Distribution contract for what? - Night Wind. 1080 01:27:31,964 --> 01:27:32,932 What? 1081 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,332 When I need your help, Culley... 1082 01:27:35,936 --> 01:27:38,336 - My wife? - You better listen, pal. 1083 01:27:38,405 --> 01:27:39,997 My wife can't sign anything. 1084 01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:43,075 According to a superior court judge, she can. 1085 01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:45,110 She has a right to protect her investment. 1086 01:27:45,179 --> 01:27:48,114 Especially since she didn't agree to the investment. 1087 01:27:48,182 --> 01:27:49,706 Actually, you're getting off easy. 1088 01:27:49,783 --> 01:27:52,980 If she wanted to, she could have you arrested for embezzlement. 1089 01:27:55,489 --> 01:27:56,820 You Judas! 1090 01:27:59,893 --> 01:28:01,156 - Come on. - Get him out. 1091 01:28:01,229 --> 01:28:02,821 Pack up his office and get him off the lot. 1092 01:28:02,897 --> 01:28:05,889 - You've got one hour to do it. - Don't press your luck, David. 1093 01:28:05,967 --> 01:28:08,094 They stole my film. 1094 01:28:08,169 --> 01:28:11,400 He broke my nose. I'm going to sue the bastard. 1095 01:28:11,473 --> 01:28:13,805 You're not going to sue. Get his nose to a doctor. 1096 01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,935 Call the lab. Don't let that lunatic near that negative. 1097 01:28:17,011 --> 01:28:19,411 - Have you got a handkerchief? - Yes. 1098 01:28:20,381 --> 01:28:23,248 - You're the cutter? - Yes, sir. Ralph Himmler. 1099 01:28:23,318 --> 01:28:26,845 - What's the running time, Ralph? - 163 minutes. 1100 01:28:28,089 --> 01:28:32,151 That's too long. Okay, let's see what we've got... 1101 01:28:32,561 --> 01:28:34,153 ...and what we can lose. 1102 01:28:34,597 --> 01:28:36,394 They stole my film! 1103 01:28:37,299 --> 01:28:40,325 They stole! Those Philistines! 1104 01:28:40,503 --> 01:28:42,528 Don't go off half-cocked. 1105 01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:46,067 You stole my film. 1106 01:28:46,709 --> 01:28:48,472 I'll steal your car. 1107 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,678 Felix, see a lawyer, for God's sake. 1108 01:29:05,695 --> 01:29:07,026 Shit! 1109 01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:09,092 Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay. Personalized plate: CAP EXEC. 1110 01:30:46,766 --> 01:30:48,631 Jezebel! 1111 01:31:01,248 --> 01:31:03,341 - Where is she? - Rangoon. 1112 01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:05,351 - Rangoon? - Daddy. 1113 01:31:06,186 --> 01:31:08,051 - Hands up! - Rangoon? 1114 01:31:08,756 --> 01:31:11,418 - John John, give me that. - Which Rangoon? 1115 01:31:11,492 --> 01:31:13,357 She's gone to see a swami or something. 1116 01:31:13,427 --> 01:31:16,863 Give me that. She's going to need more than a swami. 1117 01:31:21,102 --> 01:31:21,864 Don't shoot! 1118 01:31:37,719 --> 01:31:38,947 Hold it. 1119 01:31:41,056 --> 01:31:44,321 Hold it! You hit my motorcycle. Wait a minute! 1120 01:31:46,361 --> 01:31:47,624 Let's go. 1121 01:31:52,068 --> 01:31:55,526 6L41. Advise all units possible suspect from black Lemay... 1122 01:31:55,604 --> 01:31:57,333 ...now driving white Rolls-Royce. 1123 01:32:15,057 --> 01:32:16,116 Hey. 1124 01:32:22,065 --> 01:32:24,192 It's me, Harrigan. Harold P. 1125 01:32:24,835 --> 01:32:26,928 - Harrigan. Yes. - I just started here today. 1126 01:32:27,004 --> 01:32:29,632 Thanks to Mr. Culley's recommendation. 1127 01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:33,467 Good old Culley. 1128 01:32:35,012 --> 01:32:36,980 Something wrong, Mr. Farmer? 1129 01:32:37,047 --> 01:32:39,982 No. I'm just late for an very important date. 1130 01:32:40,050 --> 01:32:41,483 Like Alice in Wonderland. 1131 01:32:41,551 --> 01:32:43,416 - What? - The March Hare. 1132 01:32:44,889 --> 01:32:47,722 Yes, it's good to see you again, Harrigan. 1133 01:32:51,162 --> 01:32:54,598 Mr. Farmer. The studio just called, and I'm afraid... 1134 01:32:54,966 --> 01:32:57,298 I'm a desperate man, Mr. Lipschitz. 1135 01:32:57,368 --> 01:33:01,634 If every reel of my negative is not in this office in 10 minutes... 1136 01:33:01,706 --> 01:33:04,038 ...l'm going to blow your brains out. 1137 01:33:20,259 --> 01:33:24,195 - Please, Mr. Farmer, don't shoot. - Just do what I tell you, nobody gets hurt. 1138 01:33:24,263 --> 01:33:26,197 Harrigan, just stay where you are. 1139 01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:29,462 - Mr. Farmer. - Get out of the way. He's crazy. 1140 01:33:29,535 --> 01:33:32,026 - Now, hold it. - I'll shoot, Harrigan. 1141 01:33:32,104 --> 01:33:35,767 - For God's sake, get out of the way. - Mr. Farmer... 1142 01:33:37,076 --> 01:33:39,067 - Give me that gun. - I'm going to shoot. 1143 01:33:39,144 --> 01:33:40,510 He's going to shoot! 1144 01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:42,741 - You really don't want to do that. - Yes, I do. 1145 01:33:42,816 --> 01:33:44,784 Yes, he does. You're fired, Harrigan. 1146 01:33:44,851 --> 01:33:46,842 Pick up your money and get out. 1147 01:33:46,953 --> 01:33:47,920 Come on. 1148 01:33:47,987 --> 01:33:51,980 - You don't understand. It's my film. - It's his film. 1149 01:33:52,058 --> 01:33:55,084 - They took away my film. - They took away his film. 1150 01:33:55,161 --> 01:33:56,185 No. 1151 01:34:14,415 --> 01:34:15,973 I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer. 1152 01:34:18,686 --> 01:34:20,620 It's all right, Harrigan. 1153 01:34:21,555 --> 01:34:25,889 This could mean another $10 million at the box office. 1154 01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:49,072 Gracias, señor. 1155 01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:51,211 What did you play? 1156 01:34:51,553 --> 01:34:54,716 Sinatra. $6 worth of Sinatra. 1157 01:34:55,557 --> 01:34:56,751 Bullshit. 1158 01:34:57,726 --> 01:34:59,717 - Bullshit? - Bullshit. 1159 01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:06,267 I mean, S.O. B: Standard Operational Bullshit. 1160 01:35:08,538 --> 01:35:10,506 They kill the poor, sweet son of a bitch... 1161 01:35:10,573 --> 01:35:14,634 ...and then they give him a sendoff like he's some kind of a saint. 1162 01:35:15,211 --> 01:35:17,645 She's going to sing, for Christ's sake. Come on. 1163 01:35:17,713 --> 01:35:21,240 I mean, she knifes him in the back, and then she's going to sing to him? 1164 01:35:21,651 --> 01:35:23,516 It's bullshit, Culley. 1165 01:35:24,353 --> 01:35:25,445 Probably. 1166 01:35:25,521 --> 01:35:27,045 It's not funny. 1167 01:35:29,091 --> 01:35:30,615 I guess it's not. 1168 01:35:30,927 --> 01:35:32,758 Or maybe it should be. 1169 01:35:33,830 --> 01:35:35,730 You want to step outside? 1170 01:35:36,266 --> 01:35:38,427 - Who are you talking to? - Culley. 1171 01:35:38,502 --> 01:35:40,527 You're looking between us. 1172 01:35:40,604 --> 01:35:42,834 Maybe I am, but you know who I mean. 1173 01:35:42,906 --> 01:35:45,397 Culley. How about it? You want to step outside? 1174 01:35:45,475 --> 01:35:46,567 Nope. 1175 01:35:47,211 --> 01:35:49,008 Come on. I want to fight you. 1176 01:35:49,279 --> 01:35:51,713 What for? You know I can lick you. 1177 01:35:52,115 --> 01:35:53,742 Right. That's why. 1178 01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,686 I'm so damned ashamed of so many things I've done... 1179 01:35:58,755 --> 01:36:01,781 ...and I didn't do when I should have... 1180 01:36:01,859 --> 01:36:04,157 ...and I didn't and I did them anyway. 1181 01:36:04,596 --> 01:36:05,722 Darling... 1182 01:36:05,797 --> 01:36:08,527 I want him to beat the shit out of me so I can feel better. 1183 01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,397 But, brother sinner... 1184 01:36:11,135 --> 01:36:14,366 ...even though I completely understand your need for purgation... 1185 01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:16,373 Do you? Do you really? 1186 01:36:16,441 --> 01:36:20,309 There isn't a man among us with half a conscience... 1187 01:36:20,645 --> 01:36:24,775 ...who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe. 1188 01:36:25,516 --> 01:36:27,279 What does that mean? 1189 01:36:30,522 --> 01:36:32,956 Can you explain it to him, Culley? 1190 01:36:36,061 --> 01:36:40,430 It's not easy. There are so few people in this town with a conscience. 1191 01:36:43,535 --> 01:36:45,662 I'll tell you one thing... 1192 01:36:52,111 --> 01:36:54,238 I got a postcard from Lila and Babs. 1193 01:36:54,313 --> 01:36:56,941 I'm not going to that bullshit funeral. 1194 01:36:57,950 --> 01:36:59,179 It's... 1195 01:37:00,487 --> 01:37:02,648 - Hypocritical. - It's bullshit. 1196 01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:09,625 What is your disposition regarding the funeral, brother Culley? 1197 01:37:09,829 --> 01:37:11,797 I vote with brother Ben. 1198 01:37:12,098 --> 01:37:15,261 - So, what's the alternative? - We don't go. 1199 01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:19,496 Not good enough. Felix deserves better than they're going to give him. 1200 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,506 It's up to us to see to it he gets it. 1201 01:37:21,574 --> 01:37:25,135 Therefore, I propose we give him the un-deceitful... 1202 01:37:25,578 --> 01:37:28,480 ...openhearted last honors, which are his due. 1203 01:37:30,651 --> 01:37:31,845 L'Chaim. 1204 01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:33,983 Whatever that means. 1205 01:37:50,905 --> 01:37:52,395 You stay in the car. 1206 01:37:52,473 --> 01:37:54,703 - Who stay in the car? - Him stay in the car. 1207 01:37:54,775 --> 01:37:56,209 I don't want to stay in the car. 1208 01:37:56,278 --> 01:37:59,042 Look, we have to be sly and stealthy and you're too pissed. 1209 01:37:59,114 --> 01:38:01,708 Bullshit, I can be just as sty and sleathy as you can. 1210 01:38:01,783 --> 01:38:05,116 - It's rise or fall together, Culley. - The Three Muscatels. 1211 01:38:05,187 --> 01:38:06,950 All right, let's go. 1212 01:38:15,364 --> 01:38:17,332 Be with you in a minute. 1213 01:38:17,999 --> 01:38:20,991 - You can always do that. - I have to take a pee. 1214 01:38:21,770 --> 01:38:25,229 - How are we going to get in? - Knock and tell them you're dead. 1215 01:38:25,308 --> 01:38:26,935 That's not funny. 1216 01:38:32,382 --> 01:38:34,350 After a 17-hour standoff with police... 1217 01:38:34,417 --> 01:38:37,944 - What if there's a burglar alarm? - Ben, stand guard, will you? 1218 01:38:39,455 --> 01:38:43,050 The suspects emerged unarmed and surrendered to SWAT team members... 1219 01:38:43,126 --> 01:38:44,718 ... without a shot being fired. 1220 01:38:44,794 --> 01:38:47,490 Superstar Sally Miles arrived from Rangoon today... 1221 01:38:47,563 --> 01:38:51,021 ... and she was accompanied by Professor KrishnamamsaKesari. 1222 01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:54,036 When questioned by reporters, the actress refused to comment... 1223 01:38:54,104 --> 01:38:55,765 ... on her husband's tragic death. 1224 01:38:56,006 --> 01:38:59,373 Services for Felix Farmer will be held... 1225 01:38:59,443 --> 01:39:01,673 ... on Stage 15 at Capitol Studios. 1226 01:39:01,745 --> 01:39:06,011 A family spokesman said today a record turnout is expected to pay final tribute... 1227 01:39:06,083 --> 01:39:09,541 ... to the late producer who was shot by police while trying to steal... 1228 01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:13,522 ... the negatives to his controversial film, Night Wind last Tuesday. 1229 01:39:13,590 --> 01:39:18,118 It is ironic that on the eve of his funeral his new version of Night Wind... 1230 01:39:18,195 --> 01:39:21,188 ... opened to record business in 800 theatres across the country. 1231 01:39:35,113 --> 01:39:36,580 Come on. 1232 01:40:01,207 --> 01:40:02,469 Culley. 1233 01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,347 Burgess Webster. 1234 01:40:12,251 --> 01:40:16,814 You'd think after all that time on the beach he'd have a little more color. 1235 01:40:17,591 --> 01:40:19,252 Damn good actor. 1236 01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,321 You know, it's not fair. 1237 01:40:23,063 --> 01:40:27,557 Felix gets Stage 15 and Burgess winds up in potter's field. 1238 01:40:28,468 --> 01:40:31,801 At least they ought to give him additional dying credit. 1239 01:40:31,872 --> 01:40:34,272 Pal, you got a wicked, witty mouth. 1240 01:40:34,341 --> 01:40:37,242 All the better to kiss your funny bone with. 1241 01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:41,840 Bingo. 1242 01:40:42,816 --> 01:40:44,909 "Good-night, sweet prince." 1243 01:40:58,833 --> 01:41:01,563 Why don't we put Burgess in Felix's box? 1244 01:41:02,470 --> 01:41:05,803 Brilliant. When this is over, I'm going to ask you to marry me. 1245 01:41:05,873 --> 01:41:09,206 - I'd cheat on you. - Just so long as you don't tell anybody. 1246 01:41:09,277 --> 01:41:10,403 Ben. 1247 01:41:15,017 --> 01:41:16,348 What's that? 1248 01:41:17,119 --> 01:41:19,713 Sounds like someone left a faucet running. 1249 01:41:19,988 --> 01:41:21,353 I'm peeing. 1250 01:41:21,723 --> 01:41:23,884 - Into what? - My pants. 1251 01:41:26,028 --> 01:41:28,462 As long as you're not obliged to hit anything... 1252 01:41:28,530 --> 01:41:31,465 ...pee your way over here and give us a hand. 1253 01:41:32,734 --> 01:41:34,827 I'd rather go wait in the car. 1254 01:41:35,003 --> 01:41:38,302 Look, just hang onto Felix until we get Burgess straightened up. 1255 01:41:38,373 --> 01:41:39,772 All right, yeah. 1256 01:41:39,841 --> 01:41:41,570 - You got him? - Yeah. 1257 01:41:41,811 --> 01:41:45,178 - He doesn't have any shoes on. - He's through walking. 1258 01:41:56,225 --> 01:41:58,659 In order to make this thing work... 1259 01:41:58,728 --> 01:42:02,824 ...we ought to get somebody else in Burgess' box. 1260 01:42:03,366 --> 01:42:04,424 Genius. 1261 01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:07,128 They'll be so busy trying to locate the missing stiff... 1262 01:42:07,203 --> 01:42:09,228 ...that they won't notice the old switcheroo. 1263 01:42:09,305 --> 01:42:11,604 - You still peeing? - But now I've got to... 1264 01:42:11,675 --> 01:42:16,442 Clench. Draw up. Think about being sodomized by a bull elephant. 1265 01:42:17,147 --> 01:42:19,377 Maybe you get the head this time. 1266 01:42:20,884 --> 01:42:23,284 Don't you have any respect for the dead? 1267 01:42:25,756 --> 01:42:28,247 We can raise our rates after this one. 1268 01:42:32,763 --> 01:42:35,197 We'll bring out a whole new catalog. 1269 01:42:37,501 --> 01:42:40,665 And we'll use the Farmer funeral as a centerfold. 1270 01:42:43,708 --> 01:42:44,800 Done. 1271 01:42:47,312 --> 01:42:48,540 All right. 1272 01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:50,670 - Ready? - Yeah. 1273 01:42:51,116 --> 01:42:52,208 Up. 1274 01:42:54,786 --> 01:42:56,447 Get the door, Ben. 1275 01:42:57,422 --> 01:42:59,913 - What's the matter with you? - I've got stomach cramps. 1276 01:42:59,991 --> 01:43:01,049 Gas. 1277 01:43:13,205 --> 01:43:14,797 Get the door, Ben. 1278 01:43:15,875 --> 01:43:17,433 And the seat. 1279 01:43:17,677 --> 01:43:19,235 Get the seat up. 1280 01:43:20,312 --> 01:43:21,904 In you go, baby. 1281 01:43:25,685 --> 01:43:26,811 He won't bend. 1282 01:43:26,886 --> 01:43:29,855 He'll bend. You just got to force him, look... 1283 01:43:29,922 --> 01:43:32,755 I'll push down and you pull on his ankles. Come on, pull. 1284 01:43:33,693 --> 01:43:34,921 Yeah. 1285 01:43:35,195 --> 01:43:38,687 Boy. He'd be less conspicuous if his eyes were open. 1286 01:43:38,899 --> 01:43:41,800 He'd be less conspicuous if he was back in his box. 1287 01:43:42,769 --> 01:43:44,634 She left some glasses. 1288 01:43:48,775 --> 01:43:49,969 Genius. 1289 01:43:50,043 --> 01:43:51,237 Oh, my God. 1290 01:43:51,478 --> 01:43:53,742 All right. Get in the back with him. 1291 01:43:54,181 --> 01:43:55,307 Why me? 1292 01:43:55,382 --> 01:44:00,081 Because you smell like a boiler room urinal and Felix is the only one who doesn't mind. 1293 01:44:00,153 --> 01:44:02,644 Besides that, it'll look better if he has company. 1294 01:44:02,723 --> 01:44:06,421 It would be incommodious if we got stopped for a traffic violation. 1295 01:44:26,714 --> 01:44:29,581 - What the hell is wrong, Culley? - How do I know? 1296 01:44:42,097 --> 01:44:43,029 Ben. 1297 01:44:43,499 --> 01:44:44,693 Culley. 1298 01:44:45,234 --> 01:44:46,292 Ben. 1299 01:44:49,505 --> 01:44:52,201 Ben, put your arm around him. 1300 01:44:52,775 --> 01:44:55,005 It stalled. It happens occasionally. 1301 01:44:55,077 --> 01:44:57,773 Act nonchalant. Talk to him. 1302 01:44:59,281 --> 01:45:01,375 Read any good books lately? 1303 01:45:01,951 --> 01:45:03,384 Nod his head. 1304 01:45:06,723 --> 01:45:08,918 I think it's flooded. We'll sit for a minute. 1305 01:45:08,992 --> 01:45:10,619 Okay. Let's go. 1306 01:45:12,562 --> 01:45:15,554 - How's your heart? - "Nod his head." I could... 1307 01:45:15,832 --> 01:45:17,800 You had to do something. 1308 01:45:17,934 --> 01:45:21,335 I did do something. I shit my pants. 1309 01:45:21,571 --> 01:45:22,560 Sure you did. 1310 01:45:43,494 --> 01:45:45,189 They do this all the time in Ireland. 1311 01:45:45,262 --> 01:45:47,730 They never heard of Polly Wolly Doodle in Ireland? 1312 01:45:47,798 --> 01:45:52,792 - I mean, a wake. - Awake or asleep, perchance to dream. 1313 01:45:58,243 --> 01:45:59,574 I'm sorry. 1314 01:46:01,279 --> 01:46:03,338 Do you realize, in a matter of a few hours... 1315 01:46:03,415 --> 01:46:07,408 ...you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions? 1316 01:46:09,721 --> 01:46:10,983 I haven't sneezed. 1317 01:46:11,056 --> 01:46:13,752 A sneeze is expiatory, not excremental. 1318 01:46:14,793 --> 01:46:18,627 "Drink, that's the thing to do" 1319 01:46:18,964 --> 01:46:20,829 Now that you mention it... 1320 01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:24,734 - Did I mention it? - The thing to do. 1321 01:46:27,306 --> 01:46:31,743 It is now, exactly, by my split-to-the-second accurate... 1322 01:46:31,811 --> 01:46:35,303 ...solid gold wristwatch presented to me by... 1323 01:46:37,316 --> 01:46:39,011 ...our late, great host... 1324 01:46:42,455 --> 01:46:44,423 To our late, great host. 1325 01:46:44,891 --> 01:46:49,157 A sweet soul adrift in a sea of sour grapes. 1326 01:46:52,999 --> 01:46:55,491 - A sea of sour grapes. - Think about it. 1327 01:46:55,569 --> 01:46:57,161 Exactly 4:30. 1328 01:46:58,338 --> 01:47:01,671 "An' the dawn comes up like thunder" 1329 01:47:01,975 --> 01:47:03,875 Time to make decisions. 1330 01:47:08,315 --> 01:47:11,011 You're right about one thing, Doctor: 1331 01:47:12,686 --> 01:47:14,449 He's a sweet soul. 1332 01:47:19,326 --> 01:47:20,918 God, that was... 1333 01:47:23,564 --> 01:47:26,032 But your gesture was magnificent. 1334 01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:29,001 It was... because that's not Felix. 1335 01:47:32,373 --> 01:47:34,102 What do you mean? Who is it? 1336 01:47:34,175 --> 01:47:36,769 No. Not even "who." 1337 01:47:37,645 --> 01:47:39,977 Just something Felix walked around in. 1338 01:47:40,048 --> 01:47:44,542 But it's important because it serves as a reminder... 1339 01:47:44,619 --> 01:47:46,814 ...to those who loved what he was. 1340 01:47:47,622 --> 01:47:51,354 - What are we going to do with him? lt? - I've been thinking. 1341 01:47:51,894 --> 01:47:53,486 A burial at sea. 1342 01:47:54,029 --> 01:47:55,360 Beautiful. 1343 01:47:57,132 --> 01:47:58,724 A burial at sea. 1344 01:48:01,971 --> 01:48:05,236 I don't like to be a party poop, but I get seasick. 1345 01:48:06,241 --> 01:48:09,233 The last of your excremental bodily functions. 1346 01:48:09,578 --> 01:48:11,842 Worthy of The Guinness Book of Records. 1347 01:48:13,582 --> 01:48:15,174 We shall need a Bible. 1348 01:48:15,985 --> 01:48:19,217 There's a whole routine on the sea giving up its dead. 1349 01:48:20,991 --> 01:48:23,858 - When? - I don't believe it specifies. 1350 01:48:24,894 --> 01:48:26,885 A Viking funeral. 1351 01:48:43,546 --> 01:48:45,537 If you'd only stop fussing. 1352 01:48:48,319 --> 01:48:49,684 Oh, my God. 1353 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,353 Oh, my God. 1354 01:48:51,422 --> 01:48:52,912 Logan is missing. 1355 01:48:53,791 --> 01:48:56,225 I hope he is the only one that is missing. 1356 01:48:58,529 --> 01:49:00,793 Here's Logan. Where's Webster? 1357 01:49:00,865 --> 01:49:02,389 Here's Webster. 1358 01:49:02,466 --> 01:49:05,196 That's supposed to be Farmer. Where's Farmer? 1359 01:49:07,538 --> 01:49:09,062 This is Duncan. 1360 01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:10,732 Mr. Vanderstock. 1361 01:49:10,808 --> 01:49:13,436 Farmer's gone. We're ruined. 1362 01:49:13,711 --> 01:49:15,304 The hell we are. 1363 01:49:18,450 --> 01:49:20,850 - What are you doing? - Who's to know? 1364 01:49:45,945 --> 01:49:47,435 Let's move it. 1365 01:49:48,014 --> 01:49:49,879 Come on, now. Please. 1366 01:50:01,828 --> 01:50:03,090 Easy now. 1367 01:50:06,032 --> 01:50:07,727 I'll open the bar. 1368 01:50:11,437 --> 01:50:15,067 He bought her this boat on their 14th wedding anniversary. 1369 01:50:16,143 --> 01:50:18,202 They sailed her to Catalina. 1370 01:50:19,713 --> 01:50:21,305 Sally flew home. 1371 01:50:21,615 --> 01:50:25,278 I don't think Felix has been on her more than once or twice since then. 1372 01:50:25,352 --> 01:50:27,684 No wonder Sally wants a divorce. 1373 01:50:28,188 --> 01:50:30,383 Because he bought her a boat? 1374 01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:33,085 He's only been on her once or twice since. 1375 01:50:33,160 --> 01:50:34,559 On the boat. 1376 01:50:35,262 --> 01:50:38,197 I hope I can get this son of a bitch started. 1377 01:50:39,266 --> 01:50:43,533 In grateful appreciation from the cast and crew of The Pagan Plunder. 1378 01:50:44,172 --> 01:50:45,969 I never saw that one. 1379 01:50:46,174 --> 01:50:48,699 Terrible reviews. Grossed a fortune. 1380 01:50:53,314 --> 01:50:55,509 What if he catches something? 1381 01:51:45,435 --> 01:51:48,199 I'm glad we were able to work out the deal. 1382 01:51:48,271 --> 01:51:50,865 I think you two will work great together. 1383 01:51:50,974 --> 01:51:52,737 It's a great script. 1384 01:52:02,085 --> 01:52:05,920 It better be great, we're paying the son of a bitch a fortune. 1385 01:52:09,927 --> 01:52:11,258 Gary... 1386 01:52:12,663 --> 01:52:16,622 ...l've got your contracts. Be at my office at 10:00. 1387 01:52:22,707 --> 01:52:25,437 I don't think I'm going to be able to sing. 1388 01:52:26,510 --> 01:52:29,911 You've got to. That's why everybody came. 1389 01:52:49,968 --> 01:52:54,530 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today... 1390 01:52:55,674 --> 01:52:59,610 ... to bid farewell to a great man... 1391 01:53:00,512 --> 01:53:04,506 ... and a loving friend, who has given us some great pictures: 1392 01:53:05,518 --> 01:53:10,478 Cyclone City, Dream Angel, Hell-bent for Texas... 1393 01:53:16,496 --> 01:53:21,490 ...Love on a Pogo Stick, Moth and Rust, Earthrise... 1394 01:53:22,802 --> 01:53:26,203 ...Crème de la Crème, Tall Man from Tennessee... 1395 01:53:27,006 --> 01:53:30,101 ...Chicken at the Wheel, Sea Dog... 1396 01:53:31,178 --> 01:53:33,544 ...lnvasion of the Pickle People... 1397 01:53:35,015 --> 01:53:38,883 ...Odyssey of Pain, The Pagan Plunder... 1398 01:53:39,586 --> 01:53:43,852 ... and his last and greatest moving picture extravaganza... 1399 01:53:44,591 --> 01:53:45,615 ...Night Wind. 1400 01:53:45,693 --> 01:53:48,594 But what greater tribute than to quote... 1401 01:53:49,029 --> 01:53:52,021 ... from the Hollywood motion picture textuary? 1402 01:53:53,367 --> 01:53:54,994 Can you see that? 1403 01:53:55,803 --> 01:53:58,364 "Night Wind be a hurricane." 1404 01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:02,836 "$3 mil take in 7 city Labor weekend." 1405 01:54:03,378 --> 01:54:05,608 "Cap V.P. Blackman predicts... 1406 01:54:06,981 --> 01:54:08,608 "...$200 mil... 1407 01:54:09,417 --> 01:54:12,352 "...$200 mil world gross." 1408 01:54:15,290 --> 01:54:18,088 Are we not happy for him? Wherever he is. 1409 01:54:19,127 --> 01:54:22,654 And now, my dear friend and pupil. 1410 01:54:23,264 --> 01:54:28,100 That beautiful, famous, and extremely talented movie star... 1411 01:54:28,237 --> 01:54:32,731 ... who's known and loved and admired by everyone all over the whole world. 1412 01:54:33,476 --> 01:54:38,436 Known professionally as Miss Sally Miles but who, in real life... 1413 01:54:38,948 --> 01:54:41,246 ... is actually Mrs. Felix Farmer. 1414 01:54:41,817 --> 01:54:43,910 And she will now sing... 1415 01:54:43,986 --> 01:54:47,979 ... one of her husband's favorite songs. 1416 01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:35,233 So long, pal. 1416 01:56:36,305 --> 01:56:42,678 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/33ukg Help other users to choose the best subtitles 112409

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