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The Noodle Poop
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Father said:
"This was the grandest skirt I've ever seen."
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He probably meant me, but it
couldn't be, because I wore it.
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Men are blind!
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- Will you never regret it?
- Never!
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You can't go on dancing in the
old blue one. It's too childish.
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Do you
really think so?
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Do you know why father
called it "Shooting Star?"
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Because God sends a shooting
star when two people fall in love.
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Why are you so sad then?
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That's love. You can become
both happy and unhappy.
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But that time
I really loved him.
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- Then I won't fall in love!
- Don't think of father and me.
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You should live your own life,
together with your own sweetheart.
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That's the whole point.
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It's Kristoffer.
He says he's got a letter for you.
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Ida, may I talk to you?
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Stay!
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That's the grandest
skirt I've ever seen!
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- Will you be wearing it tonight?
- If you're talking about me, save it!
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Why would I need a letter?
Why can't you just say it?
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It's not the same.
Forget it. I see you tonight.
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- He's so sweet, Kristoffer!
- He's a real noodle poop!
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And I don't want to
dance in this skirt!
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I'll wear the old blue one!
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I'll go to the
beach with Klara.
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Where do all the
"water men" come from?
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They're laying there, making babies
all the time. They're fucking!
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They look like those balloons you
get when your tits are too small.
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If you use the biggest, you'll get
all the lovers you want, mom says!
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How many do you get if you
use balloons as big as this one?
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Are you crazy? That huge tits?
At least five lovers at once!
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- Annie, will you come to stupid?
- No!
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She's got at least ten lovers!
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Annie! Can't we
go sit in the shade?
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There's some shadow over there.
Why don't we go there?
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Be quiet! Think of
something else for a change!
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Ouch! Damn it!
Look what happened! Help me!
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Shit!
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- Why are you always so disgusting?
- Shit! What did he do to you?
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You grow tired of lovers
who only tell you you're disgusting!
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What a creap!
Did you see what he did?
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That's how they are!
Old pig!
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She should have
slapped his "water man."
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He tricked her. Or she would
never have touched... his water man.
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His water man?
Did she touch his water man?
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- Kristoffer came with a letter.
- For you? What did he write?
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I won't get it until tonight.
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Klara, our jellyfish...
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It's the man's jellyfish.
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- Who do you think will win tonight?
- Don't know.
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- I think you will.
- Or you. We're both good at it.
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Yes, but you'll
dance with Kristoffer.
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Do you think
it's a love letter?
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Doesn't matter.
He's just a simple noodle poop.
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Come! Let's go
and find the letter.
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Everyone will know, but we must not show,
'Cause Christian will flirt, with Klara in her skirt.
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I can show nothing, and that's the worst part, -
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- 'cause when we dance, Ida's my sweetheart.
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'Cause when we dance, Ida's my sweetheart.
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That was very mean!
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I won't dance with him.
They can say what they want.
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And the competition?
Your granny will be crazy!
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Even if she kills me,
he can't touch me.
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I know! Let's hide his
costume, then he can't dance!
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And that's for everything.
Work, food, lovers...
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How else do you think
mother learned to sing, huh?
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Hi, Camilla.
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You already have
a steady dance partner, damn it!
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Twenty. At the most twenty!
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Look at these hands, and
you'll realize it's been 40 years.
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Ida! Where are you going?
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Come and say hello
to our fine judge.
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- This is Klara.
- Enchanting.
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- And little Ida, my grand child.
- Very enchanting!
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One of them will win the cup.
Ida dances with a very nice boy.
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Kristoffer.
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Beauty and nice dance partners.
It runs in the family.
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May I?
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Just as your grand mother's hands!
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Yes, well... 40 years ago.
That was in Berlin.
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We should have carried on.
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We could have
won the big cup.
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Back up...
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I've got it!
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- I can't be bothered.
- Why not?
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You've been so
excited about it!
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- I don't feel like dancing.
- You don't?
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Just do it. Or grand mother
will be sad. She's so proud.
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- The noodle poop's costume is missing!
- So? Does he want to borrow a dress?
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But, Ida! I almost
thought you two were in love!
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We're not!
He's quite mad!
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Well, those things
I can't understand.
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Remember that granny
will follow you home.
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Come on, Skrubsak.
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You won't leave?
Ida might win the cup.
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And there's free
dancing and a party after.
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Skrubsak will enjoy it.
And think of all the nice men!
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Mother, I can't be bothered
with such pick up games.
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Pick up games?
You're not a man!
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Dancing can give
you anybody you want!
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Can you actually
get anybody you want?
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If you believe that those were just
your dance partners, you're very na๏ฟฝve.
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And you know what?
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Lovers is the best thing in the world!
And the one who dances best, -
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- can decide for herself
who she wants!
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Come girls!
Let's get ready!
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Let's march
to the dance floor!
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Well, children!
Hold each other tight.
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Follow each other's
movements. Note the rythm.
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Indulge!
Now life begins!
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Christian is coming!
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Come on, Klara! I couldn't find you.
The competition has begun!
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If Ida doesn't dance,
I won't either.
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- Why won't she dance?
- Dance with whom, stupid!
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- Somebody hid the noodle poop's costume.
- He says it just disappeared.
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That's what I said!
Are you deaf?
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Let's win the cup!
Come on - dance, dance!
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- Let them get it in the butt!
- Leave it! I'll give you one on the water man!
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- You didn't have to kick him!
- That brat can't even dance!
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Klara! The drummer!
It's the one with the water man.
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Oh, shit!
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And here's the noodle poop!
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You have to forgive me, but I
can't find my costume, so I can't dance.
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- It doesn't matter.
- Yes, it does!
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You're the only one who
deserves to win the cup.
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- I don't care about it.
- Okay, but I wanted to dance!
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There are several others
you can dance with.
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I wouldn't dream of it!
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Christian and Camilla told!
Our friends!
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You don't tell on your friends!
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Listen, Ida and Klara! Someone
says you've hidden Kristoffer's costume -
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- so he can't dance!
- That's not true!
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Is this true, Ida?
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- Well...
- What will the judge think?!
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A dance school where
the best doesn't win the cup!
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Either you are expelled from the school,
or you'll tell if it's you who hid the costume!
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It wasn't to be mean!
I think Kristoffer is cute, -
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- but Ida was angry for the poem
we found in his costume, and so...
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So you don't tell
on your friends, huh?!
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Idiot!
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That's enough, Ida!
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Get out, or ask Kristoffer's
forgiveness! Now!
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Klara! Now it's up to
you to make things better!
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Ida! Ida!
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I couldn't find you.
Where were you?
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Mother went home.
The drummer is missing.
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They drove off in his car.
I can't dance now.
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They just flirted, and drove
off with high speed! Ida!
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Skrubsak... Come here...
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I saw some lovers
who were kissing.
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And they cuddled.
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All over the stomach,
and up here, around the neck.
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- Yuck! Wasn't it disgusting?
- Yes, it looked very disgusting.
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No!
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She liked it!
He would cuddle her breasts.
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Her breasts... where?
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She was very disgusting, right?
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Don't be childish.
He removed her panties, too!
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- I'm sure she would pee.
- No, you do that when it's for real.
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Oh, shit...
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What the hell are you doing?
Stop that!
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Idiot!
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You can't sit here feeling
sorry for yourself. All alone.
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I'm not! Why would I?
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- Because you made us lose.
- You started it!
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- That poem of yours!
- You know I meant well!
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- It was one of those... love poems.
- Really? We are not in love!
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- We will be, soon!
- Stop behaving like a swine!
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I just want to be left alone!
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You're laying there,
shivering! Take my coat!
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It's nice and warm.
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It's just like becoming
somebody else.
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- I just want to be me.
- That can only happen if you kiss me!
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If I become somebody
else what will I become?
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You will be sweet,
because you will be my love.
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- Come back! Come!
- Yes, but now it's you!
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- You don't want to be my sweetheart?
- Yes, I do, I do!
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Kristoffer!
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Kristoffer, you noodle poop!
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Lots here are dancing
for the exercise, I'm sure.
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Move their legs and practice.
And that's excellent.
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But if it's not the arms and the legs,
it's the heart that moves, -
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- you shine like a shooting star -
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- if you dance
with the right one.
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That's why the winning team is -
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- team number 6!
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I have the great pleasure
to hand you this cup.
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Mother!
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Look, I won the cup!
And a sweetheart!
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The best dancer chose,
and it was us that won!
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Nice, Klara. When it comes to
love, all tricks are allowed.
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What has happened?
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What's the matter, Ida?
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I was his sweetheart.
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- Whose sweetheart were you?
- Kristoffer's.
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Why did he become
Klara's sweetheart?
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Damn noodle poop!
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Such things you don't decide.
You can't know.
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I saw the poem he wrote.
It was us that were sweethearts.
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Did he really write a poem?
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But does he
know you like him?
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How would he know if you
haven't told him? Or showed him?
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If this Kristoffer
business is serious, it's serious.
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You can't look like a clown.
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If he really wrote that poem,
he's really in love with you.
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Then he's yours, and you
can take him from anybody.
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But only if you really
mean it. Do you?
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It doesn't matter if you keep
jellyfish in strange places.
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Jellyfish are really
a nuisance, but not today!
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Don't wait for him. Nothing
happens unless you do it yourself.
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Don't excuse yourself for Klara.
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Just trust the
poem Kristoffer wrote.
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But what if he's
really Klara's sweetheart?
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I don't think so.
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You have to risk it.
Do you want him or not?
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I want him!
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We, the orchestra, want to say thank
you for this evening. Have a safe trip home!
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Could you fetch my coat? Your
grandchild has fallen asleep inside it
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- I have to go.
- Wait.
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This is true love. If the music
starts, they will dance -
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- for the first time ever.
Just like...
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...like 40 years ago.
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Name a way that is long
and beautiful enough for their love.
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Yes, my friend.
It's the Milky Way.
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What are you saying?
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If only we have had that
drummer! Ida has earned that much.
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All beautiful girls
have earned a drummer!
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Who knows where the path
goes in the dark of night
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Who knows if it will work?
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Who knows if darkness
will ever clear away
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And if there is
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any light to reach
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00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:10,428
If you will smile at me
and forget
235
00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:18,613
that I was blind for you
236
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:27,143
if you can see the
flame in my voice
237
00:37:29,911 --> 00:37:37,178
I know you'll
acknowledge me
238
00:37:38,408 --> 00:37:45,364
I can see an eternal light,
a star above me
239
00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:52,543
Nothing can
estrange you from me
240
00:37:54,892 --> 00:37:58,566
and me from this path
241
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:41,108
Now that you and I
will never be apart again
242
00:38:43,009 --> 00:38:48,636
I know my path so well
243
00:38:51,061 --> 00:38:57,168
My longing for
heaven will mellow
244
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:07,724
'coz you are the
star beneath me.
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00:39:19,782 --> 00:39:25,040
English Translation:
Pepi@a.b.m.thelostmovies, April 2008
19816
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