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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,440 Mom, what are you doing? 3 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,210 You're going to catch your death. 4 00:02:22,283 --> 00:02:23,682 Come on inside. 5 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,175 Mr. Sullivan? 6 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:56,983 Mr. Sullivan! 7 00:02:57,052 --> 00:03:01,079 God just took out Mrs. Gruper's birdbath. 8 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,992 He's getting closer, Clive. 9 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,328 Last year, it was streetlight at the end of the block. 10 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,367 Now it's Mrs. Gruper's birdbath. 11 00:03:13,435 --> 00:03:15,960 I think God's zeroing in on me. 12 00:03:16,037 --> 00:03:19,598 I have the feeling this is the year he lowers the boom. 13 00:03:19,674 --> 00:03:21,073 Still alive in there, old lady? 14 00:03:21,176 --> 00:03:22,871 Didn't die in your sleep, did you? 15 00:03:22,944 --> 00:03:24,411 Not yet. 16 00:03:26,948 --> 00:03:28,609 Well, you're talking to yourself, 17 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:30,173 so it can't be too long. 18 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:33,084 As a matter of fact, I wasn't talking to myself. 19 00:03:33,221 --> 00:03:34,688 I was talking to Clive Sr. 20 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,015 Good. For a while there, 21 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,922 I thought you were going batty on me. 22 00:03:37,992 --> 00:03:39,550 Can I interest you in a cup of tea? 23 00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:40,616 No. 24 00:03:40,695 --> 00:03:42,026 Not now, not ever. 25 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,621 Why are you wearing a necktie? 26 00:03:43,698 --> 00:03:44,995 You're not in trouble 27 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,533 with the police again, are you? 28 00:03:46,634 --> 00:03:48,192 Not unless you blew the whistle on all my parking tickets. 29 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:49,235 I should. 30 00:03:49,304 --> 00:03:50,669 There's probably a reward. 31 00:03:51,739 --> 00:03:54,902 Before they do throw you in the hoosegow, 32 00:03:55,009 --> 00:03:57,102 would you mind fixing the porch railing? 33 00:03:57,212 --> 00:03:58,975 It's been broken for a month. 34 00:03:59,047 --> 00:04:00,036 Sure thing, old girl. 35 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,082 Just don't forget. 36 00:04:01,216 --> 00:04:02,410 Do I ever? 37 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,018 Yes. 38 00:04:04,018 --> 00:04:06,316 Well, I won't this time. 39 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:08,355 So, what's The Bank been up to lately? 40 00:04:08,423 --> 00:04:10,687 I wish you wouldn't call him that. 41 00:04:10,925 --> 00:04:13,325 Is Clive Jr. Springing for Thanksgiving dinner? 42 00:04:13,428 --> 00:04:15,020 Yes. As a matter of fact, 43 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:17,496 my son is taking me to the country club. 44 00:04:17,565 --> 00:04:18,623 Uh-huh. 45 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,634 We wear the chains we forge in life. 46 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:21,669 I don't suppose 47 00:04:21,736 --> 00:04:24,204 you remember who said that. 48 00:04:24,272 --> 00:04:25,204 You did, Miss Beryl. 49 00:04:25,273 --> 00:04:26,934 All through eighth grade. 50 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:31,110 Hey, dummy. 51 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:32,908 Don't you have enough sense to come inside 52 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,039 where it's warm? 53 00:04:34,115 --> 00:04:35,605 You know what I always wish? 54 00:04:35,683 --> 00:04:38,948 I wish I had me enough money for a warm coat. 55 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,681 You know what else I wish? 56 00:04:40,755 --> 00:04:42,620 No, what else do you wish? 57 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:45,989 I wish we'd go back to working together like we used to. 58 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:49,029 I hear Carl Roebuck has this big Victorian... 59 00:04:49,097 --> 00:04:50,223 Oh, no. 60 00:04:50,298 --> 00:04:51,299 Well, he's redoing it. 61 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:52,300 Nah, forget it. 62 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,961 Six months work, all indoors. 63 00:04:54,035 --> 00:04:56,128 Told you I'm not working for him again. 64 00:04:56,271 --> 00:04:58,501 Besides, my lawyer says when I get out of court today, 65 00:04:58,573 --> 00:04:59,665 I'm going to be a rich man. 66 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:02,474 Uh... 67 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:07,239 in that case, can I borrow ten dollars? 68 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:08,475 Rub... 69 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:11,644 there are women in this town that I could hang out with 70 00:05:11,719 --> 00:05:13,550 that would be cheaper than you. 71 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:15,350 Yeah, but they wouldn't be your friend. 72 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:26,900 Well, here we are again, Mr. Wirfley. 73 00:05:26,968 --> 00:05:28,026 The question is, why? 74 00:05:28,102 --> 00:05:32,061 Your Honor, we would like to document for the court 75 00:05:32,173 --> 00:05:36,542 the deterioration of my client's knee, 76 00:05:36,611 --> 00:05:39,045 resulting from an injury he sustained 77 00:05:39,113 --> 00:05:42,310 while in the employ of the Tip Top Construction Company. 78 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:47,514 I have here countless documents from reputable doctors 79 00:05:47,589 --> 00:05:49,352 who have... 80 00:05:49,424 --> 00:05:51,619 who have... 81 00:05:51,693 --> 00:05:52,717 I had them here someplace, uh... 82 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,258 - Mr. Wirfley... - With your patience... 83 00:05:54,329 --> 00:05:55,387 Uh, Mr. Wirfley... 84 00:05:55,463 --> 00:05:56,487 Your Honor? 85 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,555 You have failed on numerous occasions to demonstrate 86 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,863 that the injury in question was a result of negligence 87 00:06:00,935 --> 00:06:02,061 on the part of the employer. 88 00:06:02,136 --> 00:06:04,366 The court finds for the Tip Top Construction Company 89 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:05,497 and against Mr. Sullivan. 90 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,440 Sully... Sully? 91 00:06:10,378 --> 00:06:13,211 I should've known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer. 92 00:06:13,281 --> 00:06:15,146 Well, you can't afford a two-legged lawyer. 93 00:06:15,216 --> 00:06:17,047 Don't get discouraged, okay? 94 00:06:17,118 --> 00:06:20,144 It's a temporary setback... that's all. 95 00:06:20,221 --> 00:06:21,950 You've got to remember our strategy. 96 00:06:22,023 --> 00:06:25,982 Strategy? That's the first I ever heard of any strategy. 97 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:28,426 Sooner or later, we'll wear the bastards down. 98 00:06:28,496 --> 00:06:30,191 The court is already starting 99 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,163 to get pissed. 100 00:06:31,232 --> 00:06:32,426 You heard the judge. 101 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,058 He's pissed at you, Wirf. 102 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:36,467 Only because he knows I won't go away. 103 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:38,596 I know how he feels. 104 00:07:06,234 --> 00:07:07,360 He called in sick, 105 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:09,027 he's on the phone, he's in the Bahamas... 106 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,435 Take your pick... he doesn't want to see you. 107 00:07:13,441 --> 00:07:15,466 The Bahamas sound swell. 108 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:16,942 Ruby, grab his checkbook. 109 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:17,943 We'll take off. 110 00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:19,070 There's about 1,000 other guys 111 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,978 I would take with me before you. 112 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,107 Thanks, honey. 113 00:07:25,453 --> 00:07:27,683 I heard the judge threw you and that two-bit lawsuit 114 00:07:27,755 --> 00:07:29,052 out of court. 115 00:07:29,123 --> 00:07:31,318 Hope you didn't have to pay him more than you owed me. 116 00:07:31,392 --> 00:07:32,324 Aw, Sully, don't be bitter. 117 00:07:32,393 --> 00:07:33,325 America's a great place. 118 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:34,520 Where else could a cripple 119 00:07:34,595 --> 00:07:37,359 and a drunk, one-legged lawyer even get to talk to a judge? 120 00:07:37,432 --> 00:07:40,196 Good news is I got a job even you can't screw up. 121 00:07:40,268 --> 00:07:41,565 I told you I'm not working for you 122 00:07:41,636 --> 00:07:42,933 till you pay me what you owe me. 123 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,006 Forget about it. You were working off the books, okay? 124 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,735 You don't hire anybody unless they work off the books. 125 00:07:46,974 --> 00:07:47,440 And you won't work 126 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,271 except off the books, Sully. 127 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,141 Think you got a right to steal from anybody 128 00:07:51,245 --> 00:07:52,439 that's got a couple bucks in their pocket? 129 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,276 Huh? I'm supposed to assume 130 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:57,079 the position just 'cause you got a bum knee and no prospects? 131 00:07:57,151 --> 00:07:59,142 Bullshit. 132 00:07:59,253 --> 00:08:00,618 Besides, you did shoddy work, okay. 133 00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:02,383 - You think I got where I got... - What? 134 00:08:02,457 --> 00:08:03,481 ...by doing shoddy work? 135 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:05,355 No. 136 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,685 You didn't get where you are by doing shoddy work. 137 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:11,262 You didn't get where you are by doing any work. 138 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:14,460 You got where you are because your daddy gave it to you, 139 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,526 and he drove himself into an early grave so you could 140 00:08:16,604 --> 00:08:18,595 piss it away on ski trips and sports cars. 141 00:08:18,673 --> 00:08:20,903 I haven't been skiing in two years, Sully. 142 00:08:20,975 --> 00:08:22,408 Hey, look, personally, I don't give a goddamn whether 143 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:24,273 you go broke, which you probably will, but before you do, 144 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:25,437 you're going to pay me what you owe me. 145 00:08:25,513 --> 00:08:26,605 I'm not going to pay you. 146 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,942 I don't owe you a goddamn cent. 147 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:29,073 I'm going to come through that goddamn door, 148 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:29,582 I'm going to grab you 149 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:30,639 by your pin head, 150 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,686 and I'm going to throw you out the window. 151 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,183 Five... four... 152 00:08:38,259 --> 00:08:40,250 three... two... one. 153 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:44,358 What kind of work? 154 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:13,221 Ooh... 155 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:15,023 Oh. 156 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,499 Shit. 157 00:09:45,526 --> 00:09:47,050 Dad? 158 00:09:47,161 --> 00:09:49,220 Peter? 159 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,289 You need a lift? 160 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:56,068 All right. 161 00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,047 Well, been a while. 162 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:09,116 Three years. 163 00:10:09,116 --> 00:10:11,016 Weren't you supposed to be working at teaching... 164 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:11,642 what's that school? 165 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,516 University of West Virginia. 166 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:16,113 Oh, yeah. 167 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:17,748 What brings you guys this far north? 168 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,087 Vera. 169 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,753 Welcome to the Thanksgiving from hell. 170 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,024 Goddamn it, Charlotte, 171 00:10:24,098 --> 00:10:26,430 if we're going to start the weekend like this... 172 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,095 Oh, Vera... how is she, anyway? 173 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,102 I don't think I've seen her 174 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,195 since the last time you guys were up here. 175 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:32,330 Well, now, 176 00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:33,737 how can you live in a town this size 177 00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:35,435 and not see your ex-wife all the time? 178 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,636 That's easy, darling. 179 00:10:36,711 --> 00:10:40,340 Peter's mom and I don't exactly travel in the same circles. 180 00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:42,382 As a matter of fact, 181 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,542 Vera pretty much travels in a straight line. 182 00:10:44,619 --> 00:10:46,587 Somebody in this family had to. 183 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,383 Who are you? 184 00:10:48,456 --> 00:10:49,354 He's your grandfather. 185 00:10:49,423 --> 00:10:52,256 Does he always look like that? 186 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,418 Yeah, most of the time. 187 00:10:53,494 --> 00:10:55,189 How come they call you "Wacker"? 188 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:58,490 Wacker! 189 00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,624 I didn't do anything. 190 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,325 You okay? 191 00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:01,197 He hit him. 192 00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:02,324 - Stop the car. - You what? 193 00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:03,335 I did not. 194 00:11:03,404 --> 00:11:04,496 - What happened? - Did so. 195 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:05,766 Stop before I throw that little 196 00:11:06,007 --> 00:11:07,167 son of a bitch out. 197 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,767 Sweetie... 198 00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:12,502 Go get your dad and see if he's okay. 199 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,979 Would somebody tell me what's going on? 200 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,413 What do you think, Peter? 201 00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:16,450 Go get your dad. 202 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:17,449 All right, all right. 203 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:18,615 I'm going, okay. 204 00:11:18,686 --> 00:11:19,618 Why are you always hitting? 205 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:22,781 What the hell happened, Dad? 206 00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:24,286 What's the matter? 207 00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:28,518 Jesus Christ. 208 00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,154 Wacker did that? 209 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,357 Oh, don't be a jerk. 210 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,395 I fell off a scaffold about six months ago. 211 00:11:34,468 --> 00:11:37,062 Have you seen a doctor? 212 00:11:37,138 --> 00:11:38,127 Yeah, saw about 20 of them. 213 00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:39,172 What'd they say? 214 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,299 About 20 different things. 215 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,405 Well, thanks for the lift. 216 00:11:45,479 --> 00:11:46,571 Look, get back in the car. 217 00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:48,410 I-I'll take you wherever you want to go. 218 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:51,178 Oh, no. 219 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,685 See you around. 220 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,551 You sure you're okay? 221 00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:58,057 Oh, I'm good, I'm good. 222 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,285 Don't worry about it. 223 00:11:59,393 --> 00:12:00,690 Hey, listen... 224 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:04,527 why don't you stop by Mom's tomorrow? 225 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:08,035 Huh? Better ask Vera about that. 226 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,467 I don't have to ask permission 227 00:12:09,537 --> 00:12:11,732 to invite my own father to Thanksgiving dinner. 228 00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:13,774 I'll think about it. 229 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:32,582 Hey. 230 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,456 Yeah? 231 00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:36,155 You ain't naked or anything, are you? 232 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,824 No, but I can be in about two seconds. 233 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,658 Eh, take your time. 234 00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:43,329 I need a cup of coffee. 235 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,374 East Towing? Sullivan. 236 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,811 Yeah, uh, I'm just around the corner: 237 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,506 313 Harmon. 238 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:53,774 Pick me up. 239 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,684 Hey... charge it. 240 00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:00,220 Tip Top Construction Company. 241 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,221 Bye. 242 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,349 Horace? 243 00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:08,622 Hi, Sully. I ain't naked either. 244 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,288 Oh, thank God for that. 245 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,565 Lord, how does a man get that dirty? 246 00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:16,330 Working for your husband. 247 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:20,431 I thought you were never going to work for Carl again. 248 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,271 Aw, it's just temporary. 249 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,537 Here's your keys. 250 00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:25,772 I wish I hadn't of let you talk me into doing this. 251 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:29,043 Oh, well. I'd cash it as quickly as possible. 252 00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:30,310 Thanks, Mr. Yancy. 253 00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:31,749 Hey, while you got your checkbook out, 254 00:13:31,819 --> 00:13:33,548 why don't you pay me what your husband owes me? 255 00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:35,054 Dummy and I ironed the whole thing out 256 00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:36,680 down at the office, but all he had 257 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:39,089 was a company checkbook, see? So he, um... 258 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,491 Nice try, Sully. 259 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:41,789 He does owe me. 260 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,489 Well, get in line. 261 00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:45,225 He owes everybody. 262 00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:48,530 You take a big pile of money, and you go have a heart bypass... 263 00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:51,264 see how much money you have left after that. 264 00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:57,099 What's going on? 265 00:13:57,178 --> 00:13:58,668 Changed the locks, and throwing out his clothes. 266 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:01,977 As far as I'm concerned, he no longer lives here. 267 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,540 It's a bold move. 268 00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:06,449 Won't work. 269 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,987 It might get his attention. 270 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,491 Well, maybe it will, and maybe it won't. 271 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,550 You know... when my trifecta comes in, 272 00:14:13,627 --> 00:14:15,458 why don't you dump what's-his-name 273 00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:17,087 and run away with me? 274 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,159 Where would we go? 275 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,762 Hawaii. Someplace where it's warm. 276 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:26,773 You know, where they got umbrellas in the drinks. 277 00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:30,777 Where they rub you with coconut oil. 278 00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:41,788 Got to go. 279 00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:47,250 Hang in there. 280 00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:49,193 Hang in there? 281 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,561 That's it? That's the sum of your wisdom on the subject? 282 00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:54,100 It's the sum of my wisdom on most subjects. 283 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:16,290 Hey, there you are. 284 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,292 Where the hell have you been? 285 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,726 I've been looking everywhere for you. 286 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,025 Well, you should have given up. 287 00:15:23,097 --> 00:15:24,155 Aces over. 288 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:25,459 Three tens. 289 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,533 Phooey! 290 00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:29,830 Deal me in. 291 00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:35,467 I sure do like a woman whose love ain't for sale. 292 00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:37,339 Screw you, Sully. 293 00:15:37,411 --> 00:15:39,072 Got to go tinkle. 294 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,579 Mm-hmm. 295 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,546 Ruby? 296 00:15:41,615 --> 00:15:43,310 What now? 297 00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:45,443 Don't take your love to town. 298 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,784 Ruby... 299 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,222 Don't take your love to town. 300 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,054 For God's sakes, turn around. 301 00:15:53,127 --> 00:15:54,754 Have a little respect, fellas. 302 00:15:55,796 --> 00:15:57,058 Look, I know 303 00:15:57,131 --> 00:15:58,866 we didn't do so good today, but, uh... 304 00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:00,356 there's a zillion things we can try. 305 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:01,836 Nope. 306 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,202 When was the last time you won a case, Wirf? 307 00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:06,364 What's that got to do with anything? 308 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,498 Cut. 309 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,099 Gray river 310 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,734 around a green monkey's ass. 311 00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:13,507 You know, Sully, you're the only guy I know 312 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,015 still dumb enough to believe in luck. 313 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,644 I used to believe in brains and hard work till I met you. 314 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,449 Deal. 315 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,387 Seven card. 316 00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,322 Which one of your fancy doctors advised you 317 00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:27,292 to drink, smoke and screw your brains out? 318 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,090 Those are unreasonable requests, Sully. 319 00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:31,427 They wouldn't have made them if they didn't know me. 320 00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:33,523 If they had known you, they wouldn't have fixed you. 321 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,535 King bets. 322 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,127 Last call. 323 00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:41,497 You want to Sheetrock one of them houses for me 324 00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:42,667 over on Nelson tomorrow? 325 00:16:42,743 --> 00:16:43,835 Hey, I thought you said 326 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:46,171 you were never going to work for Carl again. 327 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,645 Shut up, Rub. 328 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,683 Sheetrock is a two-man job. 329 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,718 What about it, rubber head? 330 00:16:51,785 --> 00:16:53,582 Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. 331 00:16:53,654 --> 00:16:55,656 I won't work on Thanksgiving. 332 00:16:55,656 --> 00:16:56,486 Sure, you will. 333 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,081 Hmm... 334 00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,125 Double time. 335 00:16:59,193 --> 00:17:00,353 In your dreams. 336 00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,122 Oh, Sheetrock the son of a bitch yourself. 337 00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:03,686 Why should I pay you double time, Sully? 338 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:04,788 Hey, what's tomorrow, Rub? 339 00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:07,091 It's fucking Thanksgiving. 340 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,667 Know what burns my ass, Sully? 341 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,068 You wouldn't even know it was Thanksgiving 342 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:12,196 if it wasn't for Rub. 343 00:17:12,306 --> 00:17:14,774 Know enough to know that it's double time. Five. 344 00:17:14,842 --> 00:17:17,072 Know what Thanksgiving is? 345 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,509 Down and dirty. 346 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,446 Thanksgiving is a time for normal people, Sully, 347 00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:24,678 to do normal things... to be in the bosom 348 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,083 of their family. 349 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:28,815 And that, my friend, is not you. 350 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,153 It's still going to be double time. 351 00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,317 Yeah. Sheetrock 352 00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,122 the son of a bitch yourself. 353 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:36,128 Bet's to you, Jocko. 354 00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:37,788 Ten. 355 00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:39,127 Well, I'm out. 356 00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:44,200 What's wrong with you? 357 00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:47,206 I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically. 358 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,571 Forget about it. 359 00:17:48,642 --> 00:17:51,133 Only way to communicate with Sully 360 00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:53,645 is to whack him in the head with a shovel. 361 00:17:53,714 --> 00:17:55,238 It's your bet, genius. 362 00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,681 15. 363 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,274 Call. 364 00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,445 Call. 365 00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:06,385 Eights full. 366 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,392 All the nines. 367 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,091 Jesus H. Christ. 368 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,226 I was trying to tell you to fold. 369 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,600 Cash me in, Jocko. You know, Rub, 370 00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:19,263 I think your supervisor here 371 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,365 is in for a little rude awakening. 372 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,501 Tomorrow morning, about 7:00 a.m., 373 00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:25,169 he's going to be out there 374 00:18:25,245 --> 00:18:27,440 shoveling old Miss Beryl's driveway, 375 00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:29,812 ten below, fingers freezing. 376 00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:32,351 Then, all of a sudden, it's going to occur to him, 377 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:33,511 "Hey, I could be indoors 378 00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:35,316 "working where it's nice and warm... 379 00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:36,788 "working with my old buddy Rub. 380 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:39,121 "I know what I'll do... call my good friend, 381 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:41,252 "Honest Carl Roebuck... take him up on that 382 00:18:41,362 --> 00:18:43,057 "Sheetrocking job he offered me... 383 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:46,463 maybe earn back some of my money I lost playing cards." 384 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,296 But you know what? 385 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,200 By tomorrow... 386 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,669 it's going to be too fucking late. 387 00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:55,665 Think about it, schmucko. 388 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:25,099 That you, Sully? 389 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,537 Yeah. 390 00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:29,337 Did you come to steal our new snowblower? 391 00:19:30,644 --> 00:19:33,477 I've done it already, just about. 392 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,380 I could legally shoot you, and get away with it. 393 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:39,351 Not unless I'm breaking and entering. 394 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:42,617 Are you going to break and enter? 395 00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:46,749 So, what's happening with Dummy? 396 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,294 I don't know. 397 00:19:48,362 --> 00:19:49,761 He took my threat to shoot him 398 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,798 a lot more seriously than you just did. 399 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,230 The poor guy 400 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,527 just had a bypass. 401 00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:56,125 Maybe he's trying 402 00:19:56,203 --> 00:19:58,467 to cram everything he can do into six months. 403 00:19:58,539 --> 00:20:01,235 When he realizes he's going to live until he's 70, 404 00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:02,639 he'll slow down. 405 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,836 If I had my way, he wouldn't live till Thanksgiving. 406 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,379 Go ahead... steal our snowblower. 407 00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:09,905 You're the slowest goddamn thief I ever saw. 408 00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:06,672 Sully, give me a light. 409 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,230 Huh? 410 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,708 Give me a light. 411 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,811 Go home, you jerk. 412 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:18,682 You're married to the best- looking woman in Bath. 413 00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:22,279 Who was it said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp"? 414 00:21:22,356 --> 00:21:24,153 And tell her you love her, huh? 415 00:21:24,224 --> 00:21:25,555 Or else I will. 416 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:27,560 God, Sully... 417 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:30,688 I sure hope I don't end up like you. 418 00:21:30,764 --> 00:21:32,288 I hope you don't either. 419 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:34,596 60 years old, and still getting crushes 420 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,862 on other men's wives. 421 00:21:35,936 --> 00:21:38,234 I would hope, by the time I'm your age, 422 00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:39,738 I'm a little smarter than that. 423 00:21:39,806 --> 00:21:41,398 Can't hurt to hope. 424 00:21:41,475 --> 00:21:43,534 You sure are off to a slow start. 425 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:53,845 You know, I got one just like that. 426 00:21:58,825 --> 00:22:00,793 Identical. 427 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,640 Does this mean 428 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,573 you're finally going to get around 429 00:22:16,643 --> 00:22:18,133 to fixing my porch railing? 430 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,241 I'll do it today, I promise. 431 00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:26,848 Do you mind my asking what you are doing? 432 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,286 I'm keeping the guy that I stole this from 433 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:30,584 from stealing it back. 434 00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,420 Donald, 435 00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:33,754 does it ever bother you 436 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:37,228 that you haven't done more with the life God gave you? 437 00:22:37,297 --> 00:22:39,891 Not often. 438 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,333 Now and then. 439 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:49,670 And it's not just the theme park... 440 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,574 it's all the businesses that go along with it. 441 00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:52,577 How are you? 442 00:22:52,646 --> 00:22:53,874 Hotels, restaurants, gas stations. 443 00:22:53,947 --> 00:22:55,938 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Do you people have any idea 444 00:22:56,016 --> 00:22:58,678 what property values are going to go to around here? 445 00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,886 Why, just this morning, 446 00:22:59,886 --> 00:23:02,719 Mr. Lomax and I were talking on the phone, and he said... 447 00:23:02,789 --> 00:23:03,881 Well, C.W., do you mind 448 00:23:03,957 --> 00:23:05,857 telling these people what you told me? 449 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,723 The fact is, Clive Jr., we're talking 450 00:23:07,794 --> 00:23:09,887 about an initial investment of 100 million. 451 00:23:09,963 --> 00:23:11,191 Oh, Joe. 452 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,358 That's just for starters. 453 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,829 Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, 454 00:23:15,902 --> 00:23:17,267 I think they want us to go up. 455 00:23:17,337 --> 00:23:18,634 Mother? 456 00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:19,865 Oh, yes, I will say 457 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,932 that I certainly have appreciated your hospitality. 458 00:23:23,176 --> 00:23:26,509 Clive has been just wonderful through all of this. 459 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,310 I couldn't have done any of it without him. 460 00:23:29,383 --> 00:23:32,409 You must be very proud of your son. 461 00:23:32,486 --> 00:23:34,545 Actually, he's not really my son. 462 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,146 They switched bassinets in the hospital. 463 00:23:37,257 --> 00:23:39,555 It's a long story, Clive. 464 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:43,727 She's just kidding. 465 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,324 So now, the Dolphins will set up to kick. 466 00:23:47,434 --> 00:23:48,765 Dallas, back deep to return 467 00:23:48,835 --> 00:23:50,598 for the Cowboys... Williams and... 468 00:23:50,671 --> 00:23:52,866 Want some help? 469 00:23:52,939 --> 00:23:53,837 No. 470 00:23:55,742 --> 00:23:58,267 Mom... 471 00:23:58,345 --> 00:24:00,404 uh... 472 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,314 Charlotte wants us to leave in the morning. 473 00:24:04,384 --> 00:24:05,578 It's just it's... 474 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,620 We're not doing too well. 475 00:24:07,688 --> 00:24:11,590 Being here makes it worse. 476 00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:14,488 You know who I blame for this? 477 00:24:14,561 --> 00:24:15,892 Donald Sullivan. 478 00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:17,190 Mom... 479 00:24:17,264 --> 00:24:19,266 There was a show on Oprah the other day 480 00:24:19,266 --> 00:24:22,235 about men who can't face responsibility. 481 00:24:22,302 --> 00:24:25,703 About how they had destroyed their children's lives. 482 00:24:25,772 --> 00:24:30,436 I promise you, it fit Donald Sullivan to a T. 483 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,944 There's one thing Oprah understands. 484 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,272 It's men. 485 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,316 What's that truck doing out there? 486 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,457 Dad! 487 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,685 Hey, how are you? 488 00:24:49,763 --> 00:24:50,855 I'm sorry I'm late. 489 00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:52,899 I just got here. 490 00:24:54,401 --> 00:24:55,925 Shit. 491 00:24:56,002 --> 00:24:58,266 Ten. He's going to dive to the goal. 492 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:00,306 Touchdown... Miami! 493 00:25:02,342 --> 00:25:05,140 Sully, is that you? 494 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,509 Hey. 495 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,241 What a surprise. 496 00:25:08,315 --> 00:25:11,409 Vera will be tickled pink to see you. 497 00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,282 Your mother doesn't know I'm coming? 498 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,287 I didn't think you'd really show up. 499 00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,758 Vera, guess who's here. 500 00:25:17,758 --> 00:25:19,282 I'll be right there. 501 00:25:19,426 --> 00:25:21,860 What's taking you so long? 502 00:25:21,928 --> 00:25:23,589 I have to pee. 503 00:25:24,798 --> 00:25:26,732 Out of the way, doofus. 504 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,324 Wacker! 505 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,304 Wacker, I'm warning you. 506 00:25:33,373 --> 00:25:36,865 Uh... listen, uh... I forgot something in the garage. 507 00:25:36,943 --> 00:25:38,672 Yeah. I... I'd better check on Charlotte. 508 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,179 The snap is high, the kick is up, it's good! 509 00:25:42,883 --> 00:25:44,680 I really mean it this time, Wacker. 510 00:25:48,288 --> 00:25:49,653 Sully. 511 00:25:52,459 --> 00:25:54,620 Happy Thanksgiving. 512 00:25:54,694 --> 00:25:56,218 Mommy! 513 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:01,226 Wacker, no. Um... Wacker... no, uh...! 514 00:26:02,669 --> 00:26:04,227 Hey, come out of there now, Will. 515 00:26:04,337 --> 00:26:05,463 What are you doing here? 516 00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:06,699 Open the door right now! 517 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,831 - I mean it. - What's the matter, sweetie? 518 00:26:07,908 --> 00:26:09,808 What happened? Oh, what did you do to him? 519 00:26:09,876 --> 00:26:11,867 What did I do to him? What did he do to me? 520 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,936 What did he do to my mother's china? 521 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,341 Charlotte, for God's sake! 522 00:26:15,415 --> 00:26:16,575 Don't "For God's sake, 523 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:17,947 Charlotte" me! What did you do to him? 524 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:18,947 I beg your pardon. 525 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,676 This is all your fault. 526 00:26:21,755 --> 00:26:22,915 All right, Will, 527 00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:25,150 I'm going to count to ten. 528 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,157 ...three... 529 00:27:07,267 --> 00:27:09,235 What's the matter now, Raymer? 530 00:27:09,302 --> 00:27:11,236 Broken tail light. This is the third time. 531 00:27:11,304 --> 00:27:14,137 One more time, Sully, and I'm impounding this heap of yours. 532 00:27:14,207 --> 00:27:15,572 Jesus Christ. 533 00:27:15,642 --> 00:27:17,132 Raymer, it's Thanksgiving. 534 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:18,178 Yeah, well, if you'd fixed it 535 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,406 the first time, this wouldn't happen. 536 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,679 That's $15. 537 00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:28,721 You can mail it in or you can come by the station. 538 00:27:28,788 --> 00:27:31,848 If it's not paid within 30 days, you'll be held in contempt. 539 00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:34,427 Boy, I hope you get laid sometime soon. 540 00:27:34,427 --> 00:27:37,555 You know, someday, smartass, I'm going to nail you... 541 00:27:37,631 --> 00:27:39,895 when you least expect it. 542 00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:05,154 You okay? 543 00:28:07,327 --> 00:28:08,885 Uh... 544 00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:10,395 Will. 545 00:28:10,463 --> 00:28:11,589 Yeah, Will. 546 00:28:11,665 --> 00:28:12,825 Is he dead? 547 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:13,923 Who? 548 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,968 Wacker. 549 00:28:16,202 --> 00:28:18,932 No, but he's pretty bent out of shape. 550 00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:21,473 You better come and sit up front with me. 551 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:24,601 Come on. There you go. Yeah. 552 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,292 Hello. 553 00:28:41,361 --> 00:28:43,261 Missing anybody? 554 00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,821 Oh, thank God. Where are you? 555 00:28:45,899 --> 00:28:47,423 Cozy Corner. 556 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,865 Okay, I'll be right there. 557 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,605 Thank you. 558 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,347 You and Wacker fight all the time? 559 00:29:06,419 --> 00:29:09,582 Sometimes. 560 00:29:09,656 --> 00:29:12,181 At least you got even. That's something. 561 00:29:12,258 --> 00:29:14,226 When Mom and Dad get divorced... 562 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,488 Divorced? 563 00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:17,189 When Mom and Dad get divorced, 564 00:29:17,263 --> 00:29:19,197 I'm going to go and live with my dad, 565 00:29:19,265 --> 00:29:22,359 and Wacker will go and live with Mom. 566 00:29:22,435 --> 00:29:24,562 She'll find out how really bad Wacker is. 567 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,367 Yeah? 568 00:29:26,439 --> 00:29:28,930 And when Mom and Dad get back together, 569 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,977 everything will be different. 570 00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:36,180 We'll live in a house instead of an apartment, 571 00:29:36,249 --> 00:29:37,773 and I'll have my own room, 572 00:29:37,851 --> 00:29:40,752 and Wacker won't be able to play with my toys 573 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,380 unless I say so. 574 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,518 And Mom and Dad won't argue anymore, 575 00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:51,758 or fight about money or anything. 576 00:30:04,778 --> 00:30:06,302 Hey, pal. 577 00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:07,744 Hi, Dad. 578 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,611 Thanks for calling. 579 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,515 The, uh... situation 580 00:30:12,585 --> 00:30:14,883 at the house has just gone ballistic. 581 00:30:14,954 --> 00:30:16,615 What's with you and Charlotte? 582 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,921 Sometimes I think you did the smart thing... 583 00:30:19,993 --> 00:30:21,927 just running away. 584 00:30:21,995 --> 00:30:24,725 I only got about five blocks. 585 00:30:24,798 --> 00:30:26,925 Well, you might as well have gone to the moon. 586 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,936 You trying to get me to say I'm sorry? 587 00:30:31,004 --> 00:30:33,268 No. I know better than that. 588 00:30:33,339 --> 00:30:35,569 Come on, pal. 589 00:30:35,642 --> 00:30:37,439 Let's go. 590 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,371 Tell me something. 591 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,384 Do you ever even think about me? 592 00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:49,513 I guess, sometimes. Yeah. 593 00:30:49,589 --> 00:30:52,456 Well, I thought about you all the time. 594 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,041 Hiya! 595 00:32:21,281 --> 00:32:22,682 Hi. 596 00:32:22,682 --> 00:32:24,616 Come on in, Sully. 597 00:32:24,684 --> 00:32:27,346 Come on. Take a load off. 598 00:32:27,453 --> 00:32:30,445 This is men's night at Casa Roebuck. 599 00:32:30,523 --> 00:32:33,253 We're drinking from the bottle. 600 00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:39,764 Where's Dummy? 601 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,664 Where's Ruby? 602 00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:47,563 Why does he do it? 603 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,336 Well, he's not in love with her, if that's what you mean. 604 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:53,379 Hey, I don't know the reason 605 00:32:53,446 --> 00:32:55,004 why I do half the things that I do, 606 00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:56,673 let alone your dimwit husband. 607 00:32:56,749 --> 00:32:58,649 Well, did you ever get so mad 608 00:32:58,718 --> 00:33:00,743 that you wanted to shoot somebody? 609 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,948 That's why I don't carry a gun. 610 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,684 Well, maybe we should go out 611 00:33:05,758 --> 00:33:08,727 and buy a couple of.357 Magnums and rob banks... 612 00:33:08,795 --> 00:33:10,319 like Bonnie and Clyde. 613 00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:12,887 Just you and me. 614 00:33:12,966 --> 00:33:16,060 Well, you'd have to be Clyde. 615 00:33:16,302 --> 00:33:17,735 I'm too tired. 616 00:33:19,072 --> 00:33:20,562 You always cheer me up. 617 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,666 I think it's because you're the only person I know 618 00:33:23,743 --> 00:33:25,301 who's worse off than me. 619 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:30,816 Nah. It's because... deep down, secretly... 620 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,011 you're in love with me. 621 00:33:33,086 --> 00:33:35,281 Really? 622 00:33:38,024 --> 00:33:40,288 You betcha. 623 00:33:42,462 --> 00:33:44,589 I guess we'll never know. 624 00:33:44,664 --> 00:33:47,428 Not at the rate we're going. 625 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,367 Well, if you're not in love with me, I'm going home. 626 00:33:51,671 --> 00:33:55,437 Oh, where did numbnuts hide the snowblower? 627 00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:57,703 Over at the Tip Top. 628 00:33:57,777 --> 00:34:00,769 Huh. I'll steal it back again tomorrow... 629 00:34:00,847 --> 00:34:02,508 or the next day. 630 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:03,947 Watch out 631 00:34:04,017 --> 00:34:05,609 for that mean-ass dog. 632 00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:07,050 Not worried about the dog. 633 00:34:07,287 --> 00:34:10,017 I'm worried about whether I can get over that fence 634 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,750 with one leg. 635 00:34:11,824 --> 00:34:16,887 Oh, you're a man among men, Sully. 636 00:34:16,963 --> 00:34:18,590 Well, thanks. 637 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:21,691 That wasn't a compliment. 638 00:34:38,885 --> 00:34:40,819 I know you don't like the idea, 639 00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:43,048 but you should sell this place 640 00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,350 and let me invest the money 641 00:34:44,424 --> 00:34:45,823 in real estate out by the theme park. 642 00:34:45,892 --> 00:34:48,588 There's big money headed this way. 643 00:34:48,661 --> 00:34:50,026 Serious money. 644 00:34:50,096 --> 00:34:51,927 This could be the new Gold Coast. 645 00:34:51,998 --> 00:34:53,397 You're right... 646 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,728 I don't like the idea. 647 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,769 Besides, I can't sell this place. 648 00:34:56,836 --> 00:34:58,838 I have a tenant. 649 00:34:58,838 --> 00:35:01,466 That's another thing. 650 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:03,509 Sully has to go. 651 00:35:03,576 --> 00:35:04,736 I was up there last night. 652 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,836 You should see that place for yourself... 653 00:35:06,913 --> 00:35:08,278 countless cigarette burns. 654 00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:10,509 This house could go up in flames any minute. 655 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,914 Clive, you know Mr. Sullivan 656 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,748 does not like you snooping around. 657 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,481 I wasn't snooping around. 658 00:35:15,555 --> 00:35:17,853 I was just looking after my mother's interest, 659 00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:19,721 which is more than she'll do for herself. 660 00:35:19,792 --> 00:35:21,020 I mean, keeping this house is 661 00:35:21,094 --> 00:35:24,655 lunatic enough without having a pyromaniac for a tenant. 662 00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:28,633 Why is it that everyone in town can see through him except you? 663 00:35:28,701 --> 00:35:31,670 Oh, dear God in heaven. 664 00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:34,468 Mr. Sullivan! Mr. Sullivan! 665 00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:36,371 Mother, what is it? 666 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,374 Mother, what is it? 667 00:35:38,478 --> 00:35:39,672 What's the matter? 668 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,373 Mr. Sullivan, come quickly! 669 00:35:41,447 --> 00:35:43,813 It's Miss Hattie! 670 00:35:43,883 --> 00:35:45,942 Mother, I'll take care of it. 671 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,008 Thank heavens 672 00:35:47,086 --> 00:35:48,553 you're still here. 673 00:35:48,621 --> 00:35:50,384 Hattie's escaped again. 674 00:35:50,456 --> 00:35:52,424 Stay put. I'll get her. 675 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,891 Hurry. She's in the middle of the street. 676 00:35:54,961 --> 00:35:56,690 Hurry is not what I do best. 677 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,424 I'm looking for my muffler. 678 00:35:58,498 --> 00:35:59,863 Is that The Bank? 679 00:35:59,932 --> 00:36:01,900 Tell him he's in trouble. 680 00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:02,491 Hurry. 681 00:36:02,568 --> 00:36:03,500 I am hurrying. 682 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:04,729 It just looks like slow motion. 683 00:36:10,109 --> 00:36:13,636 No driving on the sidewalk. 684 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,056 Hi, good-looking. 685 00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:28,821 You running away from home? 686 00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:31,796 Where you headed? 687 00:36:31,864 --> 00:36:33,798 To my sister's in Albany. 688 00:36:33,866 --> 00:36:35,993 Ah. Let me give you a lift. 689 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,799 I think you'll get there quicker. 690 00:36:38,871 --> 00:36:40,566 Okay. 691 00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:45,670 Listen, what say you and me go dancing some night? 692 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,110 Dancing? 693 00:36:47,346 --> 00:36:48,836 Yeah. Just you and me. 694 00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,382 Hey, Sully. 695 00:36:56,456 --> 00:36:57,946 Hi, Jake. 696 00:36:58,024 --> 00:36:58,991 How you doing, Sully? 697 00:36:59,058 --> 00:37:00,923 There you go, safe and sound. 698 00:37:00,993 --> 00:37:02,585 Oh, God. 699 00:37:02,662 --> 00:37:03,686 Oh, Ma. 700 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,823 What gets into you? 701 00:37:06,899 --> 00:37:07,888 Thanks, Sully. 702 00:37:09,802 --> 00:37:10,803 Yeah. 703 00:37:10,803 --> 00:37:11,804 Just take care of things, okay, 704 00:37:11,804 --> 00:37:12,862 while I look after Mom. 705 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,338 Well, Rufus, 706 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,432 I guess it's just you and me. 707 00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:19,341 Here... these go to Jocko. He takes ketchup. 708 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,935 I don't get time for a cup of coffee? 709 00:37:25,718 --> 00:37:26,878 Sully. 710 00:37:28,921 --> 00:37:30,912 Give these to Jocko in the second booth. 711 00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:32,048 I want to talk to you. 712 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,092 Hey. 713 00:37:39,899 --> 00:37:41,491 I could've... 714 00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:42,864 Takes ketchup. 715 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:45,899 I could've handled that business. 716 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:46,904 I didn't need 717 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:47,962 your interference. 718 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,974 How was your Thanksgiving, Clive? 719 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:51,407 You have a nice day? 720 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,879 What'd you do? 721 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,676 Uh... nothing, nothing much. 722 00:37:54,747 --> 00:37:57,113 I, uh... just had dinner with my mother. 723 00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:58,715 Nothing much, huh? 724 00:37:58,784 --> 00:38:00,012 I thought maybe you were someplace 725 00:38:00,086 --> 00:38:01,246 you shouldn't have been. 726 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,990 We've been through this before. 727 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,254 A landlord has... 728 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:10,317 You are not my landlord. 729 00:38:10,429 --> 00:38:11,327 My mother is your... 730 00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:12,624 Is the only reason I don't kick your ass. 731 00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:14,928 You don't get out of here right now, 732 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,025 I may change my mind. 733 00:38:25,878 --> 00:38:28,369 Hey, the ketchup stays here. 734 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:35,911 Judge Wapner's verdict is coming right up. 735 00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:40,654 First of all, I'm certainly sorry that the bird died... 736 00:38:40,726 --> 00:38:42,353 there's no question about that. 737 00:38:42,428 --> 00:38:45,591 We... sympathy is with you, but we don't decide cases 738 00:38:45,665 --> 00:38:47,428 on the basis of sympathy. 739 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,695 Hey, Birdy, you got any aspirin? 740 00:38:49,769 --> 00:38:50,861 Is it your knee? 741 00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,802 Yeah, thought it was getting better. 742 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,807 Uh... that accident caused the trauma to the knee. 743 00:38:55,908 --> 00:38:57,000 That's arthritis. 744 00:38:57,076 --> 00:38:58,703 Arthritis doesn't get better. 745 00:38:58,778 --> 00:39:00,939 Gets worse. 746 00:39:01,013 --> 00:39:03,311 Here... 747 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:04,781 Eat these... You'll feel better. 748 00:39:06,686 --> 00:39:07,880 Thanks. 749 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,785 Didn't know pharmacists made house calls. 750 00:39:09,855 --> 00:39:10,822 How much do I owe you? 751 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:11,822 Nada. They're samples. 752 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,984 Well, if you're really getting a guarantee, 753 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,618 then it should be in writing. 754 00:39:15,695 --> 00:39:17,890 Okay, shyster, who do you like? 755 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:18,988 The plaintiff. 756 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,362 It's a lock. 757 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:21,923 I'll take your defendant. 758 00:39:22,001 --> 00:39:24,629 You weren't even here for the stories. 759 00:39:24,704 --> 00:39:26,638 Yeah, but I know my lawyer. 760 00:39:26,706 --> 00:39:27,798 Turn it up. 761 00:39:27,873 --> 00:39:30,569 ...he'd either have to be foolhardy 762 00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:34,807 or stupid to say, "I'm going to guarantee you a healthy bird." 763 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,371 Judgment is for the defendant. 764 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,386 You know, you're my only consistent source of income. 765 00:39:42,455 --> 00:39:46,858 I don't know why I even come in here. 766 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,518 To be among friends? 767 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:49,754 That must be it. 768 00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:52,923 All you people ought to treat me better. 769 00:39:55,501 --> 00:39:57,969 When I'm gone, you'll discover how hard it is 770 00:39:58,037 --> 00:40:01,473 to find a one-legged lawyer who's always in a good mood. 771 00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:06,444 Well... 772 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,481 Vaya con huevos, amigos. 773 00:40:15,521 --> 00:40:17,045 "Go with eggs"? 774 00:40:31,837 --> 00:40:32,963 Peter! 775 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:34,506 Oh, hi. 776 00:40:34,573 --> 00:40:37,770 What's going on? 777 00:40:37,843 --> 00:40:39,111 I don't know. 778 00:40:39,111 --> 00:40:40,840 Where do you want to start? 779 00:40:40,913 --> 00:40:44,508 Wife and I had a major shoot-out last night. 780 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:46,676 She left... took Wacker with her. 781 00:40:46,752 --> 00:40:47,776 So where's Will? 782 00:40:47,853 --> 00:40:51,084 He's staying with me. 783 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,025 Anyway, I ought to be going. 784 00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,822 Hey, you busy right now? 785 00:40:54,894 --> 00:40:56,452 Me? 786 00:40:56,529 --> 00:40:58,827 Uh... well... 787 00:40:58,898 --> 00:41:00,889 fact of the matter is, Mom has a headache, 788 00:41:00,966 --> 00:41:03,161 and I promised her I'd get her some aspirin. 789 00:41:03,402 --> 00:41:05,768 Just the guy I'm looking for. Come on. 790 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:06,827 Yeah, but I... 791 00:41:06,906 --> 00:41:08,373 Come on. 792 00:41:08,441 --> 00:41:09,931 Haven't got all night. 793 00:41:12,545 --> 00:41:14,035 You want some buns? 794 00:41:14,113 --> 00:41:15,740 Dogs don't eat buns. 795 00:41:15,815 --> 00:41:17,817 Buying ground beef for your dog? 796 00:41:17,817 --> 00:41:19,785 I don't have a dog. 797 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,534 Don't seem to care about that too much. 798 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,066 Anyway... 799 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,802 You know, she's been threatening to leave for months. 800 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,070 Thing is... 801 00:41:45,144 --> 00:41:48,409 I never should've made her come up for Thanksgiving, 802 00:41:48,481 --> 00:41:50,847 'cause Mom is the one person in this world 803 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:52,543 she dislikes more than me. 804 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:55,080 Jesus Christ, man! 805 00:41:55,154 --> 00:41:56,678 Yeah, that's okay. 806 00:41:58,190 --> 00:41:59,122 Here, hold this. 807 00:41:59,191 --> 00:42:00,419 God. 808 00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:04,528 What's that? 809 00:42:06,632 --> 00:42:07,564 One... 810 00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:08,691 What's going on? 811 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,467 Two... 812 00:42:11,537 --> 00:42:12,731 Think it's enough? 813 00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:13,829 What are you doing, Dad? 814 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,567 I think you're right. 815 00:42:15,641 --> 00:42:16,665 I think we need one more. 816 00:42:16,776 --> 00:42:17,708 Dad. 817 00:42:17,777 --> 00:42:18,709 Oh, yeah. 818 00:42:19,779 --> 00:42:21,041 Hey, Bowzer. 819 00:42:21,113 --> 00:42:23,138 Look at that. 820 00:42:23,215 --> 00:42:24,477 Come on. 821 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,141 Room service. 822 00:42:26,218 --> 00:42:28,049 Yeah... yeah, yeah. Come on. 823 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,645 There you go. 824 00:42:30,723 --> 00:42:31,985 Oh, God. 825 00:42:32,057 --> 00:42:34,116 I don't believe this. 826 00:42:34,193 --> 00:42:35,990 I'm a member of Greenpeace, 827 00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,052 and I just helped poison a dog. 828 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:39,927 Well, for one thing, it ain't poison. 829 00:42:39,999 --> 00:42:41,660 For another, you didn't help much. 830 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:42,699 That part comes later. 831 00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:43,700 You had any supper? 832 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:44,895 No. 833 00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:46,904 Well, come on. I'll buy you a hamburger. 834 00:42:50,976 --> 00:42:52,637 Hey, if it's not too much trouble, 835 00:42:52,711 --> 00:42:55,077 would you mind telling me what the hell is going on? 836 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:56,443 Uh, later, maybe. 837 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,127 I'm not sure this is a good idea. 838 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:16,600 Don't worry about it. 839 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,736 Uh... I don't know. 840 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,744 He could be waiting to pounce. 841 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:28,871 Nah, he's all pounced out. 842 00:43:28,948 --> 00:43:32,042 Well, maybe it's a trick. 843 00:43:32,117 --> 00:43:34,642 Ain't the smartest dog in the world, you know. 844 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,948 Yeah, just the meanest. 845 00:43:36,021 --> 00:43:37,045 Watch. 846 00:43:42,761 --> 00:43:43,887 See? 847 00:43:46,932 --> 00:43:48,900 Looks like a good place. Come on. 848 00:43:48,968 --> 00:43:53,735 Tell me again this is your own snowblower we're stealing. 849 00:43:53,806 --> 00:43:56,172 I knew your mother was gonna raise you like this. Get going. 850 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,437 Well, what if somebody comes by and sees me up... 851 00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,739 Hey, hey, hey, climb, will you? 852 00:43:59,812 --> 00:44:00,836 I'm not getting any younger. 853 00:44:00,913 --> 00:44:01,880 All right. 854 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:12,047 Don't get stuck. 855 00:44:12,124 --> 00:44:14,183 Don't get stuck? That's it? 856 00:44:14,426 --> 00:44:17,395 My father walks out on his family when I'm a year old 857 00:44:17,463 --> 00:44:19,090 and all my life I've been waiting 858 00:44:19,164 --> 00:44:21,496 for him to show up and act like a father. 859 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,900 So here I am, finally with my dad, together at last... 860 00:44:25,971 --> 00:44:27,439 Quality time... right? 861 00:44:27,439 --> 00:44:28,770 And what are we doing? 862 00:44:28,841 --> 00:44:30,638 Breaking and entering. 863 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:32,074 And what are his words of wisdom? 864 00:44:32,144 --> 00:44:34,942 "Don't get stuck." 865 00:44:38,584 --> 00:44:39,516 Ooh. 866 00:44:39,585 --> 00:44:40,517 You okay? 867 00:44:40,586 --> 00:44:41,644 Yeah. 868 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,517 All right, here. 869 00:44:43,589 --> 00:44:45,113 Watch it. 870 00:44:48,027 --> 00:44:49,551 Try not to cut your arm off. 871 00:44:58,470 --> 00:44:59,437 Dad? 872 00:45:01,974 --> 00:45:03,373 Don't move. 873 00:45:21,961 --> 00:45:23,588 You were right. 874 00:45:23,662 --> 00:45:24,856 That third pill was the winner. 875 00:45:27,232 --> 00:45:30,759 Wow. I mean, wow, that was... 876 00:45:30,836 --> 00:45:33,771 You know, when I... when I saw that dog, I thought... 877 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,002 I've never done anything like that before. 878 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:43,210 You know what Mom's worst fear is? 879 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,646 That your life has been fun. 880 00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,517 Tell her not to worry. 881 00:45:49,588 --> 00:45:52,819 I want to show you something. 882 00:45:52,891 --> 00:45:56,088 Hey, we're not going to break into this place, too, are we? 883 00:45:56,161 --> 00:45:59,187 Nah... I got the key to this one. 884 00:45:59,264 --> 00:46:01,892 Or I used to. 885 00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:03,127 You own this place? 886 00:46:03,202 --> 00:46:06,000 City probably owns most of it now in back taxes. 887 00:46:06,071 --> 00:46:07,834 I grew up here. 888 00:46:07,906 --> 00:46:10,739 It was my father's house. 889 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:14,176 As far as I'm concerned, it can rot. 890 00:46:14,413 --> 00:46:17,746 He was some piece of work... your grandfather. 891 00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:18,874 That good, huh? 892 00:46:18,951 --> 00:46:20,919 Yeah, he was... he was good, 893 00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:22,954 when he was sober, but then, 894 00:46:23,022 --> 00:46:25,081 I don't think anybody ever saw him sober. 895 00:46:27,259 --> 00:46:30,057 Your grandmother took the worst of it. 896 00:46:30,129 --> 00:46:33,530 She was just a... 897 00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:35,931 tiny, little woman, and... 898 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:40,665 my God, he could make her fly. 899 00:46:40,739 --> 00:46:43,936 One minute, she'd be standing... over there, 900 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:46,443 and the next minute, she'd be... 901 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:50,978 ...on the opposite side of the room, 902 00:46:51,050 --> 00:46:53,985 just sitting on the floor. 903 00:46:54,053 --> 00:46:57,250 I made the mistake once of trying to get in between them. 904 00:46:57,489 --> 00:47:00,925 I don't know... I was 12 or something, and... and, um... 905 00:47:00,993 --> 00:47:02,051 he didn't much care for that. 906 00:47:02,127 --> 00:47:03,651 He... 907 00:47:03,729 --> 00:47:07,460 I had thought he was going to kill me. 908 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:09,899 Jesus Christ. 909 00:47:11,804 --> 00:47:14,568 Well, anyway, fuck him eternally. 910 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:21,672 I suppose you're going to be saying the same thing about me 911 00:47:21,747 --> 00:47:23,682 when I'm gone. 912 00:47:23,682 --> 00:47:26,776 You were gone, Dad. 913 00:47:26,852 --> 00:47:28,717 I already said it. 914 00:47:35,794 --> 00:47:39,230 Well, you sure did get over that fence pretty good 915 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:41,660 for a college professor. 916 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,531 Yeah, well... 917 00:47:43,602 --> 00:47:46,230 I'm not a college professor anymore. 918 00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:49,236 I was, uh... 919 00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:51,033 I got fired. 920 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:53,670 It's no big deal. 921 00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:55,976 University cut back the English Department. 922 00:48:00,686 --> 00:48:02,153 Trouble is, it's just hard as hell 923 00:48:02,221 --> 00:48:04,451 getting a job teaching these days, you know? 924 00:48:04,523 --> 00:48:05,649 I've been looking, and... 925 00:48:05,724 --> 00:48:09,717 schools aren't hiring right now. 926 00:48:09,795 --> 00:48:12,457 Anyway, I didn't mean to go on about it. 927 00:48:12,531 --> 00:48:15,864 I'll figure something out. 928 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:17,629 I don't suppose you'd be interested 929 00:48:17,703 --> 00:48:20,001 in coming to work for me? 930 00:48:22,674 --> 00:48:23,641 Ah, yeah, 931 00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:24,641 that'd be dumb. 932 00:48:24,710 --> 00:48:25,972 I couldn't pay you very much. 933 00:48:26,044 --> 00:48:28,604 Minimum wage? 934 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,477 Well, I could do better than that. 935 00:48:30,549 --> 00:48:31,777 That's fine. 936 00:48:31,850 --> 00:48:34,751 Sure, yeah, that-that, that's fine. 937 00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:38,646 Sure you know how to do this kind of work? 938 00:48:38,724 --> 00:48:43,024 How do you think I put myself through college? 939 00:48:46,999 --> 00:48:48,057 Peter? 940 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,532 Hi, Pop. 941 00:48:49,601 --> 00:48:50,932 Is that your dad with you? 942 00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:52,470 Hey, Ralph. 943 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,800 What's that? 944 00:48:53,872 --> 00:48:55,931 That's a brand-new snowblower. 945 00:48:56,008 --> 00:48:57,942 Thought you might be able to use it. 946 00:48:58,010 --> 00:48:59,773 I don't know, Sully. 947 00:48:59,845 --> 00:49:02,075 I can't afford something like that. 948 00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:04,138 I don't see why not... didn't cost me anything. 949 00:49:04,216 --> 00:49:05,444 Yeah, that's true. 950 00:49:05,517 --> 00:49:06,882 Just as long as I can come back and borrow it 951 00:49:06,952 --> 00:49:07,941 every once in a while... 952 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,749 especially if it keeps on like this. 953 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:10,754 No problem. 954 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:11,790 Yeah, Pop, 955 00:49:11,857 --> 00:49:12,789 I think the best thing 956 00:49:12,858 --> 00:49:14,485 would be to keep it in the garage. 957 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,492 Under a tarp. 958 00:49:15,561 --> 00:49:17,188 Right. 959 00:49:17,262 --> 00:49:20,493 Sure thing. 960 00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:23,797 This is really awfully good of you, Sully. 961 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,670 Don't mention it. 962 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:30,935 I'll leave the door open for you, Peter. 963 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,102 Thanks, Pop. 964 00:49:38,283 --> 00:49:42,686 Oh, damn, I forgot the aspirin for Mom. 965 00:49:42,754 --> 00:49:44,688 Well... 966 00:49:44,756 --> 00:49:46,592 why don't you give her one of these? 967 00:49:46,592 --> 00:49:48,560 Oh, I don't know, that's... 968 00:49:48,627 --> 00:49:50,219 Don't worry. 969 00:49:50,295 --> 00:49:51,557 She'll thank you for it. 970 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,492 Listen, tonight was pretty, uh... 971 00:49:58,570 --> 00:50:01,471 Yeah. 972 00:50:21,827 --> 00:50:23,886 Can I borrow a dollar? 973 00:50:23,962 --> 00:50:25,293 Nope. 974 00:50:25,530 --> 00:50:26,895 You can borrow a jelly donut, though. 975 00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:29,900 You can't borrow a jelly donut. 976 00:50:29,968 --> 00:50:31,162 Once you eat it, it's gone. 977 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:33,101 Once you borrow a dollar, it's gone. 978 00:50:33,171 --> 00:50:34,900 I'd rather buy you a jelly donut. 979 00:50:34,973 --> 00:50:36,031 Morning, Dad. 980 00:50:36,108 --> 00:50:38,508 Hey, bro, how you doing? Morning, Cass. 981 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:39,544 Hey, you wouldn't have 982 00:50:39,611 --> 00:50:41,545 another one of those for Will, would you? 983 00:50:41,613 --> 00:50:44,104 Sorry, Peter... that's the last one. 984 00:50:44,182 --> 00:50:45,911 Huh. You don't mind, do you, Sancho? 985 00:50:45,984 --> 00:50:47,212 Hey, did you see...? 986 00:50:47,286 --> 00:50:49,220 It's okay. You bringing the kid to work today? 987 00:50:49,288 --> 00:50:51,916 Yeah. Mom had to take Ralph to the doctor. 988 00:50:51,990 --> 00:50:53,651 Don't worry. He won't be any trouble. 989 00:50:53,725 --> 00:50:54,993 Not the point. 990 00:50:54,993 --> 00:50:56,221 Dumb... what if he gets hurt? 991 00:50:56,295 --> 00:50:57,626 How? 992 00:50:57,696 --> 00:50:58,628 He could fall in a ditch. 993 00:50:58,697 --> 00:50:59,823 He could run into a nail. I don't know. 994 00:51:02,534 --> 00:51:04,263 What's so funny? 995 00:51:04,503 --> 00:51:05,902 Nothing. 996 00:51:07,306 --> 00:51:10,207 You mean, I worry about him, and I never worried about you? 997 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,709 Well, you skipped a generation, didn't you? 998 00:51:16,648 --> 00:51:19,082 Okay. 999 00:51:19,151 --> 00:51:21,278 Why don't you guys get going? 1000 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,148 I got some stuff to do in town. 1001 00:51:24,222 --> 00:51:26,281 I could take Will with me. 1002 00:51:26,525 --> 00:51:28,015 That okay with you? 1003 00:51:28,093 --> 00:51:28,957 You stay with your granddad? 1004 00:51:29,027 --> 00:51:32,155 All right. Great. 1005 00:51:32,230 --> 00:51:34,095 Come on, Sancho, let's go to work. 1006 00:51:39,237 --> 00:51:41,034 How come I got to go to work with him? 1007 00:51:42,607 --> 00:51:43,574 'Cause I say so. 1008 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,633 Well, why are you so nice to him? 1009 00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:48,202 He doesn't even like you. 1010 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,577 I know... 1011 00:51:50,882 --> 00:51:52,816 but I'm growing on him. 1012 00:51:53,885 --> 00:51:55,318 Come on, hot shot. 1013 00:52:05,097 --> 00:52:07,156 You want to drive? 1014 00:52:09,801 --> 00:52:13,897 Come on over... come on, scoot over. 1015 00:52:13,972 --> 00:52:16,304 There you go. 1016 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:19,169 Just be careful of my bum leg, okay? 1017 00:52:19,244 --> 00:52:20,302 Ah... 1018 00:52:20,545 --> 00:52:21,705 There you go. 1019 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:23,714 Put your hands on the wheel right up here. 1020 00:52:23,782 --> 00:52:24,874 There you go. 1021 00:52:24,950 --> 00:52:26,042 Got it? Huh? 1022 00:52:26,118 --> 00:52:27,176 Yeah. 1023 00:52:27,252 --> 00:52:28,219 All right. 1024 00:52:29,821 --> 00:52:31,618 See how it goes there? 1025 00:52:33,291 --> 00:52:37,625 Okay, you're on your own, kid. 1026 00:52:37,729 --> 00:52:39,822 Ooh, there, whoa... 1027 00:52:39,898 --> 00:52:40,830 ho-ho-ho. 1028 00:52:40,899 --> 00:52:42,526 There you go. Back... there you go. 1029 00:52:42,601 --> 00:52:43,568 There you go. 1030 00:52:43,635 --> 00:52:44,567 It's jiggling. 1031 00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:47,161 No, it's not jiggling... it's wobbling. 1032 00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,139 That's what old trucks do, 1033 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,902 they wobble. 1034 00:52:50,976 --> 00:52:55,003 I like it. It's a nice truck. 1035 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,138 Yeah, it is. 1036 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:59,547 It is kind of a nice truck, isn't it? 1037 00:53:10,662 --> 00:53:12,289 An invoice... 1038 00:53:12,531 --> 00:53:14,965 from how long ago? 1039 00:53:15,033 --> 00:53:17,695 No, there's no sign of it, Leon. Mm-mmm. 1040 00:53:17,769 --> 00:53:18,793 Sorry. 1041 00:53:18,870 --> 00:53:22,704 I'll keep looking... 1042 00:53:22,774 --> 00:53:24,833 but no promises, okay? 1043 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:25,842 Okay. Bye. 1044 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,811 So, what's going on? 1045 00:53:27,879 --> 00:53:29,039 Where's Ruby? 1046 00:53:29,114 --> 00:53:31,207 Alas, Ruby is no more. 1047 00:53:31,283 --> 00:53:34,548 She left behind a few tokens of her affection. 1048 00:53:34,619 --> 00:53:36,143 Want a souvenir? 1049 00:53:36,221 --> 00:53:39,952 No, I don't think so. 1050 00:53:40,025 --> 00:53:41,219 So, where's Dummy? 1051 00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,920 He's out at the annex. 1052 00:53:42,994 --> 00:53:45,224 He says that he's turned over a new leaf. 1053 00:53:45,297 --> 00:53:48,664 He says that he's a changed man. 1054 00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,792 No kidding. 1055 00:53:52,337 --> 00:53:53,269 Who's this? 1056 00:53:53,338 --> 00:53:54,270 Mmm? 1057 00:53:54,339 --> 00:53:55,829 That's Will. He's, um... 1058 00:53:57,008 --> 00:53:58,999 Hmm? 1059 00:53:59,077 --> 00:54:01,511 Well, he's my... um... 1060 00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:02,512 he's just kind of shy, 1061 00:54:02,581 --> 00:54:05,550 you know, so I don't... 1062 00:54:05,684 --> 00:54:07,845 Annex, huh? 1063 00:54:07,919 --> 00:54:08,908 Yeah. 1064 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:14,781 You know, when Ruby was here, 1065 00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:16,794 she used to wear a see-through blouse, 1066 00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,990 so if you just want to keep up with it... 1067 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:26,229 Okay. 1068 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,636 What's the matter, Grandpa? 1069 00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:30,332 What's the matter, Grandpa? 1070 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,178 I'll see you. 1071 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:43,951 Say hello to Will here. 1072 00:54:44,022 --> 00:54:45,546 Hey, Will. 1073 00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:56,094 The only thing I have is from 1992, 1074 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:58,193 and it says right on this... "Not an..." 1075 00:54:58,270 --> 00:54:59,760 It says, "Not an invoice," 1076 00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,772 and I'm not going to pay it, all right? 1077 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,137 What? 1078 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:06,143 You get it figured out and get back to me, all right? 1079 00:55:06,211 --> 00:55:09,180 Hey, Don Sullivan... thief of snowblowers, 1080 00:55:09,281 --> 00:55:12,876 poisoner of dogs, secret father and grandfather. 1081 00:55:12,951 --> 00:55:14,213 How they hanging? 1082 00:55:14,286 --> 00:55:15,583 By a thread, as usual. 1083 00:55:16,821 --> 00:55:18,083 Want to sit over here? 1084 00:55:18,156 --> 00:55:19,953 Just don't mess things up. 1085 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,290 Your grandpa tell you 1086 00:55:23,361 --> 00:55:24,885 how he steals people's snowblowers? 1087 00:55:24,963 --> 00:55:27,022 You ought to feel sorry for a guy like that. 1088 00:55:27,098 --> 00:55:29,328 You know, he can't keep track of his toy. 1089 00:55:34,172 --> 00:55:36,663 That's funny how that dog hates you. 1090 00:55:38,977 --> 00:55:40,035 That's pitiful, isn't it? 1091 00:55:40,111 --> 00:55:43,205 Perfectly good Doberman, mean as hell... 1092 00:55:43,281 --> 00:55:44,771 ruined. 1093 00:55:44,849 --> 00:55:46,544 You seem full of piss and vinegar today. 1094 00:55:49,287 --> 00:55:50,652 I was talking to Toby. 1095 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,553 She said you were turning over a new leaf. 1096 00:55:52,624 --> 00:55:54,859 You spoke to Toby? 1097 00:55:54,859 --> 00:55:56,156 Yeah. 1098 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:57,786 I didn't have the heart to remind her 1099 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:58,954 who she was talking about. 1100 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:01,931 You... you talked to my wife? 1101 00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:05,698 Well, forget about it. 1102 00:56:05,770 --> 00:56:09,171 She's probably just telling people she likes. 1103 00:56:13,645 --> 00:56:16,512 Don't tell me she's pregnant. 1104 00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,572 Knocked up like a cheerleader. 1105 00:56:22,187 --> 00:56:24,883 Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather. 1106 00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:28,756 Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. 1107 00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:30,294 You got to goddamn do something. 1108 00:56:30,362 --> 00:56:32,523 Great white hunter make baby. 1109 00:56:32,597 --> 00:56:33,962 Hah! 1110 00:56:35,033 --> 00:56:36,762 Well, big guy, 1111 00:56:36,835 --> 00:56:38,132 down to some business, here. 1112 00:56:38,203 --> 00:56:39,966 I understand you got this Victorian 1113 00:56:40,038 --> 00:56:41,906 - that you're going to remodel. - No way. 1114 00:56:41,906 --> 00:56:43,168 It'll give us six months work... 1115 00:56:43,241 --> 00:56:44,731 - most of it indoors. - Forget about it. 1116 00:56:44,809 --> 00:56:46,606 I got my son to worry about now. 1117 00:56:46,678 --> 00:56:48,168 Don't even waste your breath, Sully. 1118 00:56:48,246 --> 00:56:50,180 Victorian house is a big job. 1119 00:56:50,248 --> 00:56:51,647 I need guys with two good knees 1120 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,652 and at least a half a brain between them. 1121 00:56:53,652 --> 00:56:55,643 Guy with half a brain wouldn't work for you. 1122 00:56:57,722 --> 00:56:58,984 Drop it. 1123 00:56:59,057 --> 00:57:02,026 I should've known better than to bring it up to someone like you. 1124 00:57:02,093 --> 00:57:03,583 Come on, hotshot. 1125 00:57:03,662 --> 00:57:05,789 That rattrap of yours still standing over on Bowdin? 1126 00:57:05,864 --> 00:57:07,798 Why? 1127 00:57:07,866 --> 00:57:08,855 Come on. 1128 00:57:08,933 --> 00:57:11,163 Let's go take a look at it. 1129 00:57:11,236 --> 00:57:13,602 I got an idea I want to talk to you about. 1130 00:57:16,007 --> 00:57:18,532 Breaks your heart, doesn't it? 1131 00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:20,945 You know who he reminds me of? 1132 00:57:20,945 --> 00:57:22,207 You. 1133 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,078 Yeah, he is pretty well hung at that. 1134 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:39,095 Stay down here for a second, will you, Will? 1135 00:57:41,032 --> 00:57:42,966 Watch your step, Grandpop. 1136 00:57:55,246 --> 00:57:56,372 Hey, hey, Sully. 1137 00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:58,706 Hey, Sully, wait a minute. 1138 00:57:58,783 --> 00:58:00,216 Why don't you just break one of the windowpanes 1139 00:58:00,285 --> 00:58:01,684 and reach inside and unlock the door. 1140 00:58:01,753 --> 00:58:03,880 I know what I'm doing, okay? 1141 00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:14,889 Don't say a word. 1142 00:58:17,001 --> 00:58:18,628 Excuse me. 1143 00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:41,281 I don't know. 1144 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,225 I don't know. 1145 00:58:44,295 --> 00:58:47,093 I may owe Rub an apology. 1146 00:58:47,165 --> 00:58:50,794 He may not be the dumbest man in Bath. 1147 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,240 Goddamn, Sully, you could've saved this place. 1148 00:58:58,309 --> 00:59:01,642 Could've fixed it up a little bit, rented it out. 1149 00:59:01,713 --> 00:59:05,149 Hell, you could've sold it... put the money in your own pocket. 1150 00:59:07,218 --> 00:59:10,153 But you just let it rot. 1151 00:59:10,221 --> 00:59:13,679 Just so you could stick it to your old man, huh? 1152 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:17,023 What's he been dead, 30, 35 years? 1153 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:20,155 You still keeping score? 1154 00:59:20,231 --> 00:59:25,032 Well, here's the good news: You won. 1155 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,799 This could be your crowning achievement, Sully. 1156 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:34,101 All right, I'll make you a deal. 1157 00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:37,115 You sell me this flooring here, at a reasonable price, 1158 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,310 and I'll let you and the other two stooges 1159 00:59:39,384 --> 00:59:40,976 work on the Victorian house. 1160 00:59:43,054 --> 00:59:45,249 Sully. 1161 00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:48,258 You okay? 1162 00:59:50,895 --> 00:59:53,022 Take it. 1163 00:59:53,097 --> 00:59:54,394 What? 1164 00:59:54,632 --> 00:59:55,826 Take it. Just... 1165 00:59:56,901 --> 01:00:00,667 Pull out whatever you want. 1166 01:00:00,738 --> 01:00:03,002 Give the money to Peter, okay? 1167 01:00:03,074 --> 01:00:05,668 Hey, where's that little kid? 1168 01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:11,638 Will? 1169 01:00:14,719 --> 01:00:17,950 You didn't think I forgot you, did you? 1170 01:00:18,022 --> 01:00:19,387 Huh? 1171 01:00:19,457 --> 01:00:23,018 Well, I... I didn't mean to. 1172 01:00:25,663 --> 01:00:27,961 You want to go inside 1173 01:00:28,032 --> 01:00:29,056 and see where I grew up? 1174 01:00:29,133 --> 01:00:30,964 You'd like it. 1175 01:00:33,071 --> 01:00:35,437 Okay, you decide. 1176 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:37,140 You can come inside with me or... 1177 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,971 or you can go back and see your dad. 1178 01:00:39,043 --> 01:00:40,271 Okay. 1179 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:42,245 Okay, which? 1180 01:00:44,382 --> 01:00:46,907 Go see Dad. 1181 01:00:49,954 --> 01:00:52,946 Sure. Okay. Let's go. 1182 01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:13,643 Your dad's right over there, okay? 1183 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:19,873 Hey. 1184 01:01:24,122 --> 01:01:26,147 It's okay. 1185 01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:30,924 You forgot him? 1186 01:01:30,995 --> 01:01:33,623 Well, it couldn't have been more than a couple of minutes. 1187 01:01:33,698 --> 01:01:36,098 Yeah, well it probably seemed like longer to him. 1188 01:01:36,167 --> 01:01:38,135 Probably seemed like... forever to him. 1189 01:01:38,202 --> 01:01:41,103 You know, you... God, I should've known. 1190 01:01:41,172 --> 01:01:44,733 You're never going to change, are you? 1191 01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:22,006 I'd like to talk to Will. 1192 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,743 I'd like to talk to my grandson. 1193 01:02:32,423 --> 01:02:34,323 Hey, hotshot. 1194 01:02:36,861 --> 01:02:38,761 Kind of messed up today, didn't I? 1195 01:02:42,266 --> 01:02:44,894 I mean, you were pretty scared, weren't you? 1196 01:02:49,974 --> 01:02:51,407 You know what I used to do 1197 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,774 when I was your age and I got scared? 1198 01:02:53,845 --> 01:02:58,214 I'd try to be brave for exactly a minute, 1199 01:02:58,282 --> 01:03:00,409 and the next time, 1200 01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:02,711 I'd try to be brave for two minutes. 1201 01:03:02,787 --> 01:03:05,950 What were you scared of? 1202 01:03:06,024 --> 01:03:10,893 I don't remember, but, hey... 1203 01:03:10,962 --> 01:03:15,296 when you get to be my age, you won't remember either. 1204 01:03:15,366 --> 01:03:17,357 Here. 1205 01:03:20,738 --> 01:03:23,138 You can time yourself with it. 1206 01:03:23,207 --> 01:03:26,233 The big hand'll go around once... that'll be a minute. 1207 01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:29,245 Goes around again... that'll be two minutes. 1208 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,180 Then you can tell how long you've been brave. 1209 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:35,185 Here. 1210 01:03:36,921 --> 01:03:39,287 Thank you. 1211 01:03:41,259 --> 01:03:43,284 You're welcome. 1212 01:03:53,738 --> 01:03:55,399 Can I ask you a question? 1213 01:03:57,942 --> 01:03:59,773 Why'd you do it... 1214 01:03:59,844 --> 01:04:00,936 walk out on us? 1215 01:04:01,012 --> 01:04:04,072 Oh... how the hell do I know? 1216 01:04:04,148 --> 01:04:08,016 It was, um... 1217 01:04:08,086 --> 01:04:10,919 a mistake. 1218 01:04:10,988 --> 01:04:13,957 Me and your mother was just a mistake. 1219 01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:17,050 What would you like me to say? 1220 01:04:17,128 --> 01:04:18,891 I was a rotten father? 1221 01:04:18,963 --> 01:04:23,366 Well, I wasn't around enough for that, remember? 1222 01:04:23,434 --> 01:04:25,868 Not around. Not ever. 1223 01:04:25,937 --> 01:04:27,768 Satisfied? 1224 01:04:27,839 --> 01:04:28,863 Well... 1225 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:30,737 if you're not a father to me, 1226 01:04:30,808 --> 01:04:33,038 how come you're a grandfather to Will? 1227 01:04:33,111 --> 01:04:37,673 'Cause you got to start someplace. 1228 01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:39,405 You alive in there, old girl? 1229 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:41,741 Didn't die in your sleep, di... 1230 01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:57,886 Well, what happened? What did he say? 1231 01:05:57,962 --> 01:06:01,625 If I tell you, will you promise not to tell my son about it? 1232 01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:03,961 No, I can't do that. 1233 01:06:04,035 --> 01:06:06,401 Well, then, I won't tell you. 1234 01:06:06,704 --> 01:06:07,932 Let's go. 1235 01:06:11,075 --> 01:06:12,440 No, I can do that. 1236 01:06:19,283 --> 01:06:21,183 All right, I won't tell him. 1237 01:06:21,252 --> 01:06:22,776 Now, what happened? 1238 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,118 It was a stroke. 1239 01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:26,451 A what? 1240 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,093 A stroke. Just a tiny one. 1241 01:06:29,093 --> 01:06:32,324 It's not uncommon in people of my age, 1242 01:06:32,396 --> 01:06:35,299 but he gave me medication, and he said if I'm careful, 1243 01:06:35,299 --> 01:06:38,200 there's no reason I shouldn't live for a long time. 1244 01:06:38,269 --> 01:06:39,964 I'm calling Clive Jr. Right now. 1245 01:06:40,037 --> 01:06:41,299 No, no, Donald, you promised. 1246 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,771 He's your son. He's got a right. 1247 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,102 Donald. 1248 01:06:44,175 --> 01:06:47,406 If you tell Clive about this, he'll put me in a rest home, 1249 01:06:47,478 --> 01:06:49,969 and there'll be nothing I can do about it. 1250 01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:53,073 You know I'm right about that. 1251 01:06:54,418 --> 01:06:57,046 And if he did... 1252 01:06:57,121 --> 01:06:59,783 I don't think I could bear it. 1253 01:06:59,857 --> 01:07:02,291 Okay, but, uh... 1254 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,328 you're going to... 1255 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,863 need someone who can really look after you. 1256 01:07:06,931 --> 01:07:08,330 I have someone to look after me. 1257 01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:10,390 No, no, I don't think so. 1258 01:07:10,468 --> 01:07:12,936 I don't think that's a good idea. 1259 01:07:13,004 --> 01:07:17,065 Do you still bet on that horse race of yours? 1260 01:07:17,141 --> 01:07:18,904 What, the trifecta? 1261 01:07:18,976 --> 01:07:20,204 Yes. Has it ever come in? 1262 01:07:20,278 --> 01:07:21,870 Not yet. 1263 01:07:21,946 --> 01:07:23,140 But you still bet on it. 1264 01:07:23,214 --> 01:07:24,340 Well, sure, I mean, 1265 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,110 the odds have got to kick in sooner or later. 1266 01:07:26,183 --> 01:07:28,981 Fine... that's exactly the way I feel about you. 1267 01:07:29,053 --> 01:07:30,179 Now, will you please 1268 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,279 drive me home? 1269 01:07:36,193 --> 01:07:38,787 Thank you, Donald. 1270 01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:42,161 Wish you hadn't told me those were rats down there. 1271 01:07:42,233 --> 01:07:44,963 Know what else I wish? 1272 01:07:45,036 --> 01:07:46,435 What? 1273 01:07:46,537 --> 01:07:49,836 I wish some big old company would moved to town, 1274 01:07:49,907 --> 01:07:52,467 pay us a lot of money. 1275 01:07:52,543 --> 01:07:54,909 We could work indoors. 1276 01:07:54,979 --> 01:07:57,915 No more Carl Roebuck. 1277 01:07:57,915 --> 01:08:01,146 Know what I really wish? 1278 01:08:01,218 --> 01:08:05,056 I really wish Peter'd quit calling me "Sancho." 1279 01:08:05,056 --> 01:08:06,421 I hate that name. 1280 01:08:06,724 --> 01:08:11,684 Fact is, I wish Peter'd just flat go away. 1281 01:08:11,762 --> 01:08:12,786 What? 1282 01:08:12,863 --> 01:08:17,163 I said, I wish Peter'd go on back to his own home. 1283 01:08:17,234 --> 01:08:20,226 I liked it better when it was just the two of us. 1284 01:08:20,338 --> 01:08:24,672 I hate it the way you talk to him all the time. 1285 01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:32,715 You know, used to be you and me'd go places together. 1286 01:08:32,783 --> 01:08:34,751 Now he's always there. 1287 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,343 He's my son. 1288 01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:38,980 Shh. He's coming. 1289 01:08:39,056 --> 01:08:40,080 Hey, Sancho. 1290 01:08:40,157 --> 01:08:41,146 See what I mean? 1291 01:08:41,225 --> 01:08:42,852 - Any luck? - Yeah. 1292 01:08:42,927 --> 01:08:43,859 I think I found a place. 1293 01:08:43,928 --> 01:08:45,395 - Hey. - What place? 1294 01:08:45,463 --> 01:08:47,260 Two bedroom apartment for me and Will. 1295 01:08:47,331 --> 01:08:48,798 It's in a nice neighborhood, 1296 01:08:48,866 --> 01:08:50,493 rent's not too bad. 1297 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,498 You mean, you're... you're going to stay? 1298 01:08:52,803 --> 01:08:56,170 Yeah. Pretty much made up my mind. 1299 01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:00,176 He's going to... stay here, work with us from now on? 1300 01:09:00,244 --> 01:09:02,178 Looks like it. 1301 01:09:02,246 --> 01:09:03,941 Well, wh... 1302 01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:06,677 there's not enough work for the three of us. 1303 01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:09,049 Why don't you let me worry about that. 1304 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:12,056 Well, I don't like it. 1305 01:09:12,056 --> 01:09:13,148 You don't have to like it. 1306 01:09:17,495 --> 01:09:21,022 Hey, Sully, could I have a beer? 1307 01:09:21,132 --> 01:09:22,064 What are you asking me for? 1308 01:09:22,133 --> 01:09:23,760 'Cause you're the boss. 1309 01:09:23,834 --> 01:09:24,766 Ask him. 1310 01:09:24,835 --> 01:09:25,995 He bought the beer. 1311 01:09:26,070 --> 01:09:27,662 Here you go, Sancho. 1312 01:09:41,419 --> 01:09:42,977 Hey, where you going? 1313 01:09:52,096 --> 01:09:54,030 I quit. 1314 01:09:55,966 --> 01:09:57,331 Rub! 1315 01:09:57,401 --> 01:09:59,460 Shit. Oh... 1316 01:09:59,537 --> 01:10:02,005 Come on back here. 1317 01:10:24,361 --> 01:10:27,262 Dad... Dad, you're driving on the sidewalk. 1318 01:10:27,331 --> 01:10:28,889 Relax. 1319 01:10:28,966 --> 01:10:29,990 Look at that. 1320 01:10:30,067 --> 01:10:32,035 You ever seen anybody that stubborn? 1321 01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:34,071 Yes, I have. 1322 01:10:35,906 --> 01:10:36,930 Can't figure it out. 1323 01:10:37,007 --> 01:10:37,974 All he's got to do 1324 01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:40,237 is duck behind something and we're screwed. 1325 01:10:40,311 --> 01:10:42,245 Oh, I'd have to say we're screwed anyhow. 1326 01:10:55,593 --> 01:10:57,220 Sully, you're on the sidewalk! 1327 01:10:58,562 --> 01:11:00,052 Up yours, Raymer. 1328 01:11:19,850 --> 01:11:21,181 That's not a good place to park, 1329 01:11:21,252 --> 01:11:22,480 Raymer. 1330 01:11:22,553 --> 01:11:24,783 Enough! 1331 01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,287 Get out of the truck now, Sully! 1332 01:11:28,359 --> 01:11:30,020 Fun's over... I'm going to have 1333 01:11:30,094 --> 01:11:31,755 to put you under arrest. 1334 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,857 This is where a smart guy would get out of the truck. 1335 01:11:36,934 --> 01:11:38,492 - Come on, Dad. - Suit yourself. 1336 01:11:45,109 --> 01:11:46,770 Halt! 1337 01:11:46,877 --> 01:11:48,139 Jesus, Dad! 1338 01:11:48,212 --> 01:11:49,543 He'll never use it. 1339 01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:55,181 Did he shoot? 1340 01:11:55,252 --> 01:11:56,879 I believe that was a gunshot, yes. 1341 01:11:56,954 --> 01:11:59,252 I vote we surrender, if I have a vote. 1342 01:12:19,109 --> 01:12:22,010 You stupid prick. 1343 01:12:31,956 --> 01:12:33,753 Well? 1344 01:12:33,857 --> 01:12:34,949 Nothing. 1345 01:12:35,025 --> 01:12:36,959 Good. 1346 01:12:37,027 --> 01:12:39,154 For a moment there, I thought you were going to be critical. 1347 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,028 Haven't I been warning you about something like this? 1348 01:12:42,099 --> 01:12:43,031 Clive... 1349 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,761 Haven't I? The man's a lunatic. 1350 01:12:44,835 --> 01:12:46,234 I'm sure there's an explanation. 1351 01:12:46,303 --> 01:12:49,568 What explanation can there be for attacking a policeman? 1352 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,404 I suppose I should be grateful he didn't go berserk right here 1353 01:12:52,476 --> 01:12:53,602 in this house. 1354 01:12:53,844 --> 01:12:57,507 I want Donald Sullivan out of here, 1355 01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,947 and I want him out of here now. 1356 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:06,082 And if you won't do it, 1357 01:13:06,156 --> 01:13:08,147 I will. 1358 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:16,896 Hmm... I hate to say it, 1359 01:13:16,967 --> 01:13:20,198 but for once in his life, The Bank is right. 1360 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:23,035 I screwed up. 1361 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:26,338 Looks like I'll be spending a... 1362 01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:28,571 a little vacation at the County's expense, 1363 01:13:28,812 --> 01:13:31,076 so you'd better get yourself another tenant. 1364 01:13:31,148 --> 01:13:33,582 I don't want another tenant. 1365 01:13:33,817 --> 01:13:35,842 I've enjoyed your company. 1366 01:13:35,919 --> 01:13:39,787 Face it, Beryl, I'm the wrong man for the job. 1367 01:13:39,857 --> 01:13:41,950 Maybe it'll teach us both 1368 01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:44,085 not to bet on long shots. 1369 01:13:56,473 --> 01:13:58,532 What do you think? 1370 01:14:03,781 --> 01:14:05,840 Sure doesn't feel like Christmas. 1371 01:14:08,452 --> 01:14:10,443 Get Rub to help you with the floors. 1372 01:14:10,554 --> 01:14:11,748 Don't forget. 1373 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,756 Okay. 1374 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,258 You can always get him down at the diner, you know. 1375 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,555 Right. 1376 01:14:18,796 --> 01:14:20,286 You know how to use a circular saw? 1377 01:14:20,364 --> 01:14:23,162 Better than you. 1378 01:14:23,233 --> 01:14:25,497 I doubt it. 1379 01:14:25,602 --> 01:14:29,003 How long do you think it'll take you to finish? 1380 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:30,062 Couple of days. 1381 01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:31,767 Hmm. Well, get Rub... 1382 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,070 Get Rub to help. 1383 01:14:35,312 --> 01:14:39,112 Did I give you the keys to the Ford? 1384 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:40,484 About an hour and a half ago. 1385 01:14:40,484 --> 01:14:42,281 Well, if you get any trouble with it, 1386 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,287 just take it down to the Texaco station. 1387 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,516 There's a guy down there by the name of Harold. 1388 01:14:46,824 --> 01:14:47,381 He's the owner. 1389 01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:49,255 Just tell him you're my son. 1390 01:14:49,326 --> 01:14:52,887 Right. You run into problems, drop your old man's name. 1391 01:14:52,963 --> 01:14:54,453 Watch the doors fly open. 1392 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:57,432 Can't believe it's going to take you that long 1393 01:14:57,501 --> 01:14:58,991 to get me out of jail. 1394 01:14:59,069 --> 01:15:00,468 Don't blame me... I'm a Jew. 1395 01:15:00,771 --> 01:15:02,261 These aren't my holidays. 1396 01:15:02,339 --> 01:15:03,772 A Jew... really? 1397 01:15:05,809 --> 01:15:08,209 I didn't know that. 1398 01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:10,371 How come you ain't smart? 1399 01:15:13,016 --> 01:15:16,452 How can I start getting you out of jail 1400 01:15:16,587 --> 01:15:18,555 when you won't go in? 1401 01:15:18,789 --> 01:15:19,983 Got a point. 1402 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:32,928 A condemned man gets a last wish, right? 1403 01:15:35,005 --> 01:15:36,370 I got my truck out back. 1404 01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:38,965 How 'bout you and me go out there and get ourselves naked 1405 01:15:39,042 --> 01:15:40,339 and then just see what happens? 1406 01:15:43,046 --> 01:15:44,240 Okay. 1407 01:15:44,314 --> 01:15:46,544 Haven't you got any pride? 1408 01:15:46,650 --> 01:15:48,174 Go to jail, Sully. 1409 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:50,117 It's where you belong. 1410 01:15:50,187 --> 01:15:52,155 Look, your kid's asleep. 1411 01:15:55,359 --> 01:15:59,989 I haven't seen him like this since he was six months old. 1412 01:16:05,335 --> 01:16:07,235 Touching, isn't it? 1413 01:16:07,304 --> 01:16:09,169 Breaks your heart. 1414 01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,468 Wake up. 1415 01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:13,132 Oh, God... 1416 01:16:13,210 --> 01:16:14,871 let's get out of here. 1417 01:16:18,182 --> 01:16:21,515 - Get the check, will you? - I'll pay your check. 1418 01:16:23,153 --> 01:16:25,522 You okay? 1419 01:16:25,522 --> 01:16:27,046 Yeah. 1420 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:29,991 Wirf will have you out of there in a couple of days. 1421 01:16:32,196 --> 01:16:35,222 Ralph's been a good father to you, you know? 1422 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:38,359 Yes, he has. 1423 01:16:38,435 --> 01:16:40,369 You turned out all right. 1424 01:16:40,437 --> 01:16:44,032 So did you. 1425 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,837 Want to hear something funny? 1426 01:16:46,910 --> 01:16:49,902 I never told anybody this before. 1427 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,607 After I got out of the Army, 1428 01:16:51,849 --> 01:16:54,249 I went to college for about six months. 1429 01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:56,252 I really liked it. 1430 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,185 Why did you quit? 1431 01:16:58,255 --> 01:17:00,780 I said I liked it... I didn't say I belonged there. 1432 01:17:00,858 --> 01:17:03,258 Well, where do you belong, Dad? 1433 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,486 Right there. 1434 01:17:10,267 --> 01:17:12,462 For tonight, anyway. 1435 01:17:12,569 --> 01:17:15,766 Want me to go in there with you? 1436 01:17:15,839 --> 01:17:17,033 Nope. 1437 01:17:17,107 --> 01:17:18,369 Good. 1438 01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:30,283 Well, I'll be out before you know it. 1439 01:17:35,425 --> 01:17:36,551 Hey! 1440 01:17:38,095 --> 01:17:40,256 Look after Wirf, will you? 1441 01:17:41,899 --> 01:17:43,196 And Miss Beryl? 1442 01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:45,098 Right. 1443 01:17:49,907 --> 01:17:51,238 Oh... 1444 01:17:54,144 --> 01:17:56,908 Take care of Rub's jelly donuts. 1445 01:17:56,980 --> 01:17:59,414 It's not going to be easy being you, is it? 1446 01:17:59,483 --> 01:18:00,916 Don't expect too much 1447 01:18:00,984 --> 01:18:02,383 of yourself at the beginning. 1448 01:18:02,486 --> 01:18:05,512 I couldn't do everything at first, either. 1449 01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:37,444 But you gave me your word. 1450 01:18:37,521 --> 01:18:39,113 People here are counting on you. 1451 01:18:39,189 --> 01:18:40,884 I'm counting on you. 1452 01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:43,927 Mr. Peoples, did we sign any papers? 1453 01:18:43,994 --> 01:18:46,019 Now, listen, this is nothing personal. 1454 01:18:46,096 --> 01:18:48,530 I know how much you good people wanted this thing to happen, 1455 01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:51,397 but it's flat out not going to work. 1456 01:18:51,468 --> 01:18:52,833 Why? 1457 01:18:52,903 --> 01:18:54,871 Well, the fact is we crunched the numbers, 1458 01:18:54,938 --> 01:18:55,996 and they didn't add up. 1459 01:18:56,073 --> 01:18:57,540 But you don't understand. 1460 01:18:57,608 --> 01:18:59,439 These people bought a thousand acres 1461 01:18:59,509 --> 01:19:01,443 of depressed real estate because of you. 1462 01:19:01,511 --> 01:19:03,376 Oh, you got that wrong, Clive. 1463 01:19:03,447 --> 01:19:05,847 Those people bought that land because of you. 1464 01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:08,180 You promised that this was a sure thing. 1465 01:19:08,251 --> 01:19:11,015 Well, we were a teeny bit wrong about that, wasn't we? 1466 01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:12,282 But... 1467 01:19:12,356 --> 01:19:14,517 It's been good talking to you. Nighty-night. 1468 01:19:18,328 --> 01:19:20,296 Merry Christmas, Mr. Peoples. 1469 01:19:22,966 --> 01:19:25,127 Merry Christmas. 1470 01:20:29,633 --> 01:20:30,600 Thanks, Ollie. 1471 01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:32,225 God, I love small towns. 1472 01:20:32,335 --> 01:20:33,359 Where else in the world 1473 01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:35,166 would they let a guy out of jail for three hours 1474 01:20:35,238 --> 01:20:36,466 just to serve as a pall bearer? 1475 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:37,541 Yeah. 1476 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,542 Been arraigned yet? 1477 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:40,100 No... this afternoon. 1478 01:20:40,177 --> 01:20:41,371 How you going to plead? 1479 01:20:41,445 --> 01:20:43,140 Temporary insanity. 1480 01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:45,408 We're going to say that those pills you gave me 1481 01:20:45,482 --> 01:20:46,608 made me absolutely nuts. 1482 01:20:54,624 --> 01:20:56,114 All right, girls, we're on. 1483 01:20:59,963 --> 01:21:01,396 All right, here we go. 1484 01:21:01,465 --> 01:21:03,660 One, two, three. 1485 01:21:06,136 --> 01:21:08,161 Well, you must be feeling great. 1486 01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:11,264 Well, why should I be feeling great... I'm in jail. 1487 01:21:11,341 --> 01:21:12,467 Truck's falling apart... 1488 01:21:12,542 --> 01:21:13,668 I haven't got 40 bucks to my name. 1489 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:14,968 Yeah, but the trifecta 1490 01:21:15,045 --> 01:21:17,605 you've been betting for ten years finally hit. 1491 01:21:17,914 --> 01:21:19,074 Hey, be careful! 1492 01:21:19,149 --> 01:21:20,081 My trifecta? 1493 01:21:20,150 --> 01:21:21,117 Yeah. 1494 01:21:21,184 --> 01:21:22,879 You mean, the one I've been betting every day? 1495 01:21:22,953 --> 01:21:25,319 It hit two days ago. 1496 01:21:25,388 --> 01:21:27,958 Well, I was in jail. I didn't bet it. 1497 01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:29,619 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 1498 01:21:31,194 --> 01:21:32,491 Now do you believe in luck? 1499 01:21:32,562 --> 01:21:34,621 Luck had nothing to do with you being in jail. 1500 01:21:34,731 --> 01:21:36,631 Did you hear about Clive Jr.? 1501 01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:37,893 No, what? 1502 01:21:37,968 --> 01:21:38,935 He skipped town. 1503 01:21:40,003 --> 01:21:40,935 - Hey! - Oh, ho... 1504 01:21:41,004 --> 01:21:43,199 Mr. Sullivan, have a little respect. 1505 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:44,205 What? 1506 01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,139 The money for the theme park folded. 1507 01:21:46,209 --> 01:21:49,508 Bank's stuck with all that worthless land. 1508 01:21:49,579 --> 01:21:51,945 So he disappeared. 1509 01:21:52,015 --> 01:21:54,040 Well, what about Miss Beryl? 1510 01:21:54,117 --> 01:21:56,017 Not great. 1511 01:21:56,086 --> 01:21:57,553 Boy... 1512 01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,213 Guy goes to jail for a couple of days... 1513 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,120 the whole town goes to hell. 1514 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:04,592 Sully? 1515 01:22:04,661 --> 01:22:05,650 Yeah, Ralph? 1516 01:22:05,896 --> 01:22:08,330 Listen, remember that snowblower you gave me? 1517 01:22:08,398 --> 01:22:09,365 Yeah? 1518 01:22:09,432 --> 01:22:11,957 Well, somebody stole it last night... 1519 01:22:12,035 --> 01:22:13,900 right out of the garage. 1520 01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:18,202 I... I covered it with a tarp just the way you told me... 1521 01:22:18,275 --> 01:22:19,936 Don't worry about it. 1522 01:22:20,010 --> 01:22:22,342 I know exactly where to find it. 1523 01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,514 Never in a million years. 1524 01:22:42,599 --> 01:22:45,500 Well... here we are again, Mr. Sullivan. 1525 01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:47,366 How's your knee? 1526 01:22:47,437 --> 01:22:48,404 Rotten. 1527 01:22:50,140 --> 01:22:51,072 Your Honor. 1528 01:22:51,141 --> 01:22:52,165 Well, it doesn't seem 1529 01:22:52,242 --> 01:22:53,334 to slow you down much. 1530 01:22:53,410 --> 01:22:56,470 Doesn't keep you from punching out policemen or anything. 1531 01:22:56,546 --> 01:22:57,478 Your Honor... 1532 01:22:57,547 --> 01:22:58,639 Mr. Wirfley, don't. 1533 01:22:58,715 --> 01:23:00,876 There are times when less is more, 1534 01:23:00,951 --> 01:23:02,043 and this is one of them. 1535 01:23:02,118 --> 01:23:03,142 Now, then... 1536 01:23:03,253 --> 01:23:04,550 How are you doing, Wyatt Earp? 1537 01:23:04,621 --> 01:23:05,553 Your Honor... 1538 01:23:05,622 --> 01:23:06,554 Same advice: 1539 01:23:06,623 --> 01:23:08,921 "Less is more." 1540 01:23:10,093 --> 01:23:12,323 Tell me, what do you usually do 1541 01:23:12,395 --> 01:23:13,555 when somebody throws a punch at you? 1542 01:23:21,238 --> 01:23:22,262 Duck. 1543 01:23:22,339 --> 01:23:24,637 Next time, do that. 1544 01:23:24,741 --> 01:23:28,336 Now, is it true that you discharged your weapon, Officer? 1545 01:23:28,411 --> 01:23:30,470 Your Honor, it was a warning shot. 1546 01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:32,515 Mm-hmm. You know who you warned? 1547 01:23:32,582 --> 01:23:34,948 A little old lady sitting on her commode 1548 01:23:35,018 --> 01:23:36,645 two blocks away. 1549 01:23:36,953 --> 01:23:37,647 Ollie... 1550 01:23:37,954 --> 01:23:40,286 you know my feelings about arming morons. 1551 01:23:40,357 --> 01:23:42,655 You arm one, you've got to arm them all, 1552 01:23:42,959 --> 01:23:44,586 otherwise it wouldn't be good sport. 1553 01:23:44,661 --> 01:23:47,596 Your Honor, Officer Raymer is currently under suspension. 1554 01:23:47,664 --> 01:23:49,427 Anesthesia is what he should be under. 1555 01:23:49,499 --> 01:23:50,591 Your Honor! 1556 01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:54,000 I'd just like to say, and what's this country coming to... 1557 01:23:54,070 --> 01:23:56,698 Raymer, shut the fuck up. 1558 01:24:48,992 --> 01:24:53,395 Boy, I wouldn't sit here too long. 1559 01:24:53,463 --> 01:24:57,627 Tip of your dick'll freeze to the top of the step. 1560 01:24:57,701 --> 01:24:59,999 Oh, I forgot... yours ain't that long. 1561 01:25:01,504 --> 01:25:04,166 Yours ain't either. 1562 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,640 It's 'cause I fold it. 1563 01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:10,373 Want to know how many times I fold it? 1564 01:25:10,447 --> 01:25:12,574 It would hurt if you folded it. 1565 01:25:12,682 --> 01:25:14,274 Not mine. 1566 01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:24,226 Know what I wish? 1567 01:25:24,327 --> 01:25:25,885 No. What do you wish? 1568 01:25:28,631 --> 01:25:31,327 I wish we were still friends. 1569 01:25:33,136 --> 01:25:34,569 We are, Rub. 1570 01:25:37,474 --> 01:25:39,271 You know what I wish? 1571 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:41,708 I wish we'd get off our asses. 1572 01:25:41,945 --> 01:25:44,004 Let's go down to The Horse and place some poker. 1573 01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:45,707 What do you think? 1574 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:51,483 Wha-what about... 1575 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:54,285 Peter? 1576 01:25:56,292 --> 01:25:58,590 Hey, look at me. 1577 01:26:01,631 --> 01:26:03,963 Peter's my son... 1578 01:26:07,003 --> 01:26:10,996 and you're my best friend, okay? 1579 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:21,240 Ah... 1580 01:26:21,317 --> 01:26:23,046 you're not going to start crying, are you? 1581 01:26:27,357 --> 01:26:29,723 I should've stayed in jail. 1582 01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,305 I can bet 40. 1583 01:26:45,375 --> 01:26:46,776 Oh, boy. 1584 01:26:46,776 --> 01:26:49,279 I'm in. 1585 01:26:49,279 --> 01:26:51,144 I don't want to be in, but I'm in. 1586 01:26:51,214 --> 01:26:52,203 Okay, sucker. 1587 01:26:52,315 --> 01:26:53,509 I'll see you... 1588 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:54,515 and... 1589 01:26:56,653 --> 01:26:59,281 I'll raise you. 1590 01:26:59,355 --> 01:27:01,653 He's bluffing. 1591 01:27:01,724 --> 01:27:03,954 Goddamn it, Birdy, close the door. 1592 01:27:04,027 --> 01:27:05,460 I'm sitting here naked. 1593 01:27:05,528 --> 01:27:06,893 Then you should play better poker. 1594 01:27:06,963 --> 01:27:08,294 Jocko. 1595 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:12,434 He's in. 1596 01:27:12,502 --> 01:27:13,901 Oh, thank you, Birdy. 1597 01:27:13,970 --> 01:27:14,902 Mm-hmm. 1598 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:20,268 Don't show him your cards, Rub. 1599 01:27:20,343 --> 01:27:21,708 I call. 1600 01:27:24,647 --> 01:27:26,615 Ace-high flush. 1601 01:27:26,683 --> 01:27:29,049 Read 'em and weep, guys. 1602 01:27:29,119 --> 01:27:30,086 Queens full. 1603 01:27:30,153 --> 01:27:31,154 Why not? 1604 01:27:31,154 --> 01:27:33,281 Damn, why shouldn't this be the night 1605 01:27:33,356 --> 01:27:35,586 I lose every goddamn hand in the game. 1606 01:27:36,659 --> 01:27:38,650 Goddamn theme park goes down the tubes... 1607 01:27:38,728 --> 01:27:40,958 I'm stuck with 14 crappy, half-built houses 1608 01:27:41,030 --> 01:27:42,998 I'm never going to be able to unload... 1609 01:27:43,066 --> 01:27:44,260 and on top of all of it, 1610 01:27:44,334 --> 01:27:46,268 for some reason Toby has taken exception 1611 01:27:46,336 --> 01:27:47,735 with my new secretary. 1612 01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:50,132 Whose gun is that? 1613 01:27:50,206 --> 01:27:53,573 It's yours, bonehead. It was your ante. 1614 01:27:53,710 --> 01:27:55,278 Hell, I should've busted this game two hours ago. 1615 01:27:55,278 --> 01:27:56,279 All right. 1616 01:27:56,279 --> 01:27:57,678 The game is seven card stud. 1617 01:27:57,747 --> 01:28:00,011 One-eyed jacks and suicide kings are wild. 1618 01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,516 Oh, come on, Jocko. 1619 01:28:01,584 --> 01:28:02,448 What are all these wild cards? 1620 01:28:02,519 --> 01:28:03,884 Can we just play a normal game of poker? 1621 01:28:03,953 --> 01:28:06,683 How come she's staring at me like that? 1622 01:28:06,923 --> 01:28:09,016 Because you're a good-looking guy, Rub. 1623 01:28:09,092 --> 01:28:10,059 Am not. 1624 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,185 Sure, you are. 1625 01:28:12,262 --> 01:28:14,696 Carl, is he a good-looking guy? 1626 01:28:14,931 --> 01:28:16,057 He is at that. 1627 01:28:16,132 --> 01:28:17,099 Oh. 1628 01:28:19,135 --> 01:28:21,330 Sully, you might want to drop by the Bowdin Street house 1629 01:28:21,404 --> 01:28:22,336 on the way home. 1630 01:28:22,405 --> 01:28:24,100 - Oh, something wrong? - No, nothing's wrong. 1631 01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:25,903 I left you a little something over there. 1632 01:28:25,975 --> 01:28:28,068 Spirit of the season, so to speak. 1633 01:28:31,948 --> 01:28:33,540 - Jocko. - Hmm? 1634 01:28:33,616 --> 01:28:35,709 You got any of those yellow doozies around? 1635 01:28:35,952 --> 01:28:37,044 Why, is your leg worse? 1636 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:38,052 No. 1637 01:28:38,121 --> 01:28:40,282 They're for Carl. 1638 01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:44,486 Oh, my God. 1639 01:28:47,564 --> 01:28:48,565 Here. 1640 01:28:48,565 --> 01:28:50,533 Two tickets... Hawaii. You and me. 1641 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,067 Toby... 1642 01:28:52,135 --> 01:28:55,195 There's a perfectly logical explanation for this. 1643 01:28:55,271 --> 01:28:57,432 There is? 1644 01:28:57,507 --> 01:28:58,439 Well? 1645 01:28:58,508 --> 01:28:59,736 Hawaii? 1646 01:28:59,809 --> 01:29:03,006 No bullshit? 1647 01:29:03,079 --> 01:29:04,603 No bullshit. 1648 01:29:05,949 --> 01:29:08,110 Goddamn, Sully, 1649 01:29:08,184 --> 01:29:10,049 when your luck turns... 1650 01:29:10,119 --> 01:29:11,108 it turns. 1651 01:29:11,187 --> 01:29:14,350 Luck has nothing to do with this. 1652 01:29:14,424 --> 01:29:17,621 I'll have to get a new bathing suit. 1653 01:29:17,694 --> 01:29:19,127 The place we're going, you won't need anything. 1654 01:29:19,195 --> 01:29:20,628 I have enough coconut oil for both of us. 1655 01:29:20,697 --> 01:29:23,723 I do you, and you do me. 1656 01:29:23,967 --> 01:29:25,229 Yeah, that's the general idea. 1657 01:29:25,301 --> 01:29:27,428 Oh, for God's sake, Toby... you're pregnant. 1658 01:29:27,503 --> 01:29:28,731 You can be the godfather. 1659 01:29:28,972 --> 01:29:29,734 Shut up, Sully! 1660 01:29:29,973 --> 01:29:32,066 Sunny skies. 1661 01:29:32,141 --> 01:29:33,506 Sandy beaches. 1662 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:36,409 No more snow, no more broken-down pickup truck. 1663 01:29:36,479 --> 01:29:37,537 Oh, yeah. 1664 01:29:37,647 --> 01:29:39,979 Damn, Carl, you going to let him 1665 01:29:40,049 --> 01:29:41,573 get away with that? 1666 01:29:41,651 --> 01:29:43,744 Aw, don't worry about it, Ollie. 1667 01:29:43,987 --> 01:29:45,978 He'll never go through with it. 1668 01:29:46,055 --> 01:29:47,454 You want to bet? 1669 01:29:47,523 --> 01:29:49,582 Cash me in, guys. 1670 01:29:49,692 --> 01:29:51,284 Oh, I'll bet. 1671 01:29:51,361 --> 01:29:53,591 I'll bet you make it 1672 01:29:53,730 --> 01:29:56,096 about as far as the plane out of spite. 1673 01:29:56,165 --> 01:29:58,326 But then you know what's going to happen, Sully? 1674 01:29:58,401 --> 01:29:59,993 Somewhere over Kansas, 1675 01:30:00,069 --> 01:30:02,094 Toby's going to start crying, 1676 01:30:02,171 --> 01:30:03,536 and as your ex-wife can tell you, Sully, 1677 01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,130 you don't handle that shit very well. 1678 01:30:08,544 --> 01:30:11,012 Rub... 1679 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,446 in about a minute, that poor son of a bitch 1680 01:30:13,516 --> 01:30:14,540 is going to realize 1681 01:30:14,617 --> 01:30:17,051 he's made the biggest mistake of his life. 1682 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:21,386 He tries to follow us, shoot him. 1683 01:30:28,498 --> 01:30:29,522 Sully. 1684 01:30:30,733 --> 01:30:32,758 You got something to say? 1685 01:30:44,213 --> 01:30:45,612 No. 1686 01:30:49,085 --> 01:30:50,245 Fine. 1687 01:31:58,521 --> 01:32:00,148 - Toby... - No, don't. 1688 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,248 Please, don't. 1689 01:32:02,325 --> 01:32:06,125 I want to thank you for thinking of me. 1690 01:32:06,195 --> 01:32:08,129 Yeah. 1691 01:32:10,466 --> 01:32:12,491 I, uh... 1692 01:32:12,568 --> 01:32:15,002 You know, until a while ago, 1693 01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:16,129 I could've... 1694 01:32:16,205 --> 01:32:17,763 I could've... 1695 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:20,070 but... 1696 01:32:21,377 --> 01:32:25,438 I just found out I'm somebody's grandfather. 1697 01:32:25,515 --> 01:32:30,418 I'm somebody's father, and... 1698 01:32:30,486 --> 01:32:32,681 and maybe... 1699 01:32:32,789 --> 01:32:34,620 I'm somebody's friend in the bargain. 1700 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:38,018 So... 1701 01:32:39,195 --> 01:32:41,663 Yeah... 1702 01:32:41,731 --> 01:32:44,791 you are a man among men. 1703 01:32:44,867 --> 01:32:46,562 I know, it's not a compliment. 1704 01:32:46,636 --> 01:32:48,570 No, this time it is. 1705 01:32:48,638 --> 01:32:52,130 How come you're always wrong about everything? 1706 01:33:01,784 --> 01:33:03,342 Mmm... 1707 01:33:13,463 --> 01:33:15,765 You are... 1708 01:33:15,765 --> 01:33:19,064 the best... 1709 01:33:19,135 --> 01:33:21,330 Iooking woman in Bath, and... 1710 01:33:21,404 --> 01:33:22,805 you're going to be 1711 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:25,467 the best-looking woman in Hawaii. 1712 01:33:25,541 --> 01:33:27,805 You're going to be fine. 1713 01:33:28,044 --> 01:33:31,036 Thanks. 1714 01:33:45,528 --> 01:33:50,056 We would've been terrific together. 1715 01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:54,493 Yeah, I think so. 1716 01:34:33,576 --> 01:34:36,101 Don't tell me they actually let you out of jail. 1717 01:34:36,178 --> 01:34:38,305 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 1718 01:34:38,381 --> 01:34:39,348 I took Will over 1719 01:34:39,415 --> 01:34:41,076 to the new apartment, so he could see his room. 1720 01:34:41,150 --> 01:34:43,380 He liked it. 1721 01:34:43,452 --> 01:34:44,714 We were on our way back to Mom's. 1722 01:34:44,820 --> 01:34:45,844 I saw your truck outside. 1723 01:34:46,088 --> 01:34:47,646 Happy New Year. 1724 01:34:47,723 --> 01:34:51,853 It's a day or two early, but... hey, I got faith. 1725 01:34:52,094 --> 01:34:53,254 Thank you. 1726 01:34:53,329 --> 01:34:55,422 To the good life. 1727 01:34:57,833 --> 01:34:59,664 You call this the good life? 1728 01:34:59,735 --> 01:35:01,134 Sure looks like it from where I stand. 1729 01:35:05,341 --> 01:35:08,139 It occurs to me I forgot to give you 1730 01:35:08,210 --> 01:35:09,507 your Christmas present. 1731 01:35:09,579 --> 01:35:11,570 Call your wife. 1732 01:35:12,782 --> 01:35:14,340 Telephone's right there. 1733 01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:15,645 You don't understand... 1734 01:35:15,751 --> 01:35:16,718 Do it. 1735 01:35:41,077 --> 01:35:43,238 Hi, it's me. 1736 01:35:43,312 --> 01:35:45,371 Yeah. 1737 01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:46,608 I... I know. 1738 01:35:46,682 --> 01:35:51,278 Hey... don't cry. 1739 01:35:51,354 --> 01:35:54,050 Dad... I can handle this part myself. 1740 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:56,455 You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you? 1741 01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,458 You don't need a leg... you need a parrot. 1742 01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,699 Should we give him back his leg? 1743 01:36:12,174 --> 01:36:15,610 You want to take it to him? 1744 01:36:17,113 --> 01:36:18,705 It's not alive... it ain't gonna bite you. 1745 01:36:26,756 --> 01:36:28,724 You still got that stopwatch? 1746 01:36:30,393 --> 01:36:31,485 Want to see if it works? 1747 01:37:05,561 --> 01:37:06,493 Come on. 1748 01:37:06,562 --> 01:37:08,621 You think...? 1749 01:37:32,588 --> 01:37:34,385 Thank you. 1750 01:37:46,135 --> 01:37:50,231 Will... your mom wants to talk to you. 1751 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:53,072 Mom? 1752 01:37:59,381 --> 01:38:00,313 Dick. 1753 01:38:00,382 --> 01:38:02,475 You know, I think I'm getting 1754 01:38:02,551 --> 01:38:04,178 too old for this job. 1755 01:38:04,253 --> 01:38:05,254 How come? 1756 01:38:05,254 --> 01:38:08,257 You're starting to look good to me. 1757 01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:11,556 I do that... I grow on people. 1758 01:38:16,465 --> 01:38:19,662 Sommelier, encore, s'il vous pla�t. 1759 01:38:23,606 --> 01:38:26,734 Listen, I need a favor. 1760 01:38:26,809 --> 01:38:30,301 I'm serious about this. 1761 01:38:30,379 --> 01:38:32,108 It's your landlady. 1762 01:38:32,181 --> 01:38:34,672 She's done something for you. 1763 01:38:34,750 --> 01:38:35,808 What? 1764 01:38:35,885 --> 01:38:40,322 You own the house on Bowdin again. 1765 01:38:40,389 --> 01:38:43,688 She paid the back taxes. 1766 01:38:47,329 --> 01:38:48,387 And you let her? 1767 01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:49,624 I encouraged her. 1768 01:38:49,698 --> 01:38:51,461 Fine! She paid the taxes; she owns it. 1769 01:38:51,534 --> 01:38:54,526 I told you I didn't want anything to do with that place. 1770 01:38:54,603 --> 01:38:56,468 This isn't about what you want. 1771 01:38:56,539 --> 01:38:58,530 I don't give a damn what you want. 1772 01:38:58,607 --> 01:39:01,235 This is about need. 1773 01:39:01,310 --> 01:39:05,644 Clive Jr.'s gone; he's not coming back. 1774 01:39:07,082 --> 01:39:09,744 Now, this is the favor: 1775 01:39:09,819 --> 01:39:13,756 When she tells you... 1776 01:39:13,756 --> 01:39:15,485 be grateful. 1777 01:39:15,558 --> 01:39:18,459 Make her feel good. 1778 01:39:18,527 --> 01:39:22,258 Is that too much to ask? 1779 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:27,792 Sully, either you do this, or... I'm off of you for life. 1780 01:39:27,870 --> 01:39:31,203 I mean it. 1781 01:39:31,273 --> 01:39:32,638 Dad? 1782 01:39:32,741 --> 01:39:34,675 Dad. 1783 01:39:35,911 --> 01:39:37,435 Yeah? 1784 01:39:37,513 --> 01:39:41,210 Could you and Rub spare me for a couple days? 1785 01:39:41,283 --> 01:39:43,717 Well, Rub sure could. 1786 01:39:43,819 --> 01:39:45,582 How 'bout you? 1787 01:39:45,654 --> 01:39:47,622 Okay. 1788 01:39:51,126 --> 01:39:55,119 Uh... could be more than a couple days. 1789 01:39:55,197 --> 01:39:56,630 Well, you run into problems, 1790 01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,826 just think what I would do, and then... 1791 01:39:58,901 --> 01:40:00,300 Do the opposite. 1792 01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:01,859 I'll remember that. 1793 01:40:01,937 --> 01:40:05,566 Oh. Almost forgot. 1794 01:40:05,641 --> 01:40:07,165 What's that? 1795 01:40:07,243 --> 01:40:09,945 Here. What do you think it is? 1796 01:40:09,945 --> 01:40:12,436 It's a trifecta ticket. 1797 01:40:18,354 --> 01:40:20,845 The trifecta ticket? 1798 01:40:20,923 --> 01:40:23,221 The one that hit? 1799 01:40:27,363 --> 01:40:28,489 How much? 1800 01:40:28,564 --> 01:40:30,930 5,800 bucks. 1801 01:40:31,166 --> 01:40:32,633 And you bet it? 1802 01:40:32,701 --> 01:40:35,363 You told me to, remember? 1803 01:40:35,437 --> 01:40:37,166 Right before you went to jail. 1804 01:40:40,643 --> 01:40:41,803 Oh, wow. 1805 01:40:41,877 --> 01:40:43,344 How about that? 1806 01:40:43,412 --> 01:40:47,576 Intelligence, hard work and good looks finally pay off. 1807 01:40:47,650 --> 01:40:50,312 And to think we were here to see it. 1808 01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:54,154 Wow. 1809 01:42:27,282 --> 01:42:30,342 Hey, try anything and you'll regret it! 1810 01:42:41,563 --> 01:42:45,761 Oh, no... not a chance. 1811 01:43:17,933 --> 01:43:19,298 Oh...! 1812 01:43:20,836 --> 01:43:22,531 Who are you? 1813 01:43:31,513 --> 01:43:35,779 I fixed the railing on the porch. 1814 01:43:38,954 --> 01:43:41,479 Can I come in and pull my boots off? 1815 01:43:41,590 --> 01:43:43,717 Of course, Donald. 1816 01:43:47,563 --> 01:43:51,499 Looks like you're the only one in town who'll have me. 1817 01:43:51,633 --> 01:43:55,296 I hope you didn't... rent my room out from underneath me. 1818 01:43:55,370 --> 01:43:57,736 Not yet. 1819 01:43:57,806 --> 01:44:00,900 By the way, what's your policy on pets? 1820 01:44:03,712 --> 01:44:04,872 I'm not sure. 1821 01:44:04,947 --> 01:44:09,247 Well... we'll come up with something. 1822 01:44:12,554 --> 01:44:13,919 I'm going to have a cup of tea. 1823 01:44:14,189 --> 01:44:14,883 Would you like one? 1824 01:44:14,957 --> 01:44:17,824 No. Not now, not ever. 1825 01:44:22,764 --> 01:44:24,823 I'm sorry about Clive Jr. 1826 01:44:26,535 --> 01:44:29,265 Thank you, Donald. 1827 01:44:29,338 --> 01:44:32,608 I keep thinking I failed him in some way. 1828 01:44:32,608 --> 01:44:34,508 At least you raised him. 1829 01:44:34,610 --> 01:44:38,740 That's more than I can say. 1830 01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:42,841 There's a rumor around town that you did a good deed. 1831 01:44:42,918 --> 01:44:46,786 You stuck your nose where it didn't belong. 1832 01:44:46,855 --> 01:44:49,824 I know it. 1833 01:44:49,892 --> 01:44:52,360 I'm an old woman, though; I'm entitled. 1834 01:44:59,368 --> 01:45:01,233 Well, you're forgiven. 1835 01:45:01,303 --> 01:45:03,863 Thank you. 1836 01:45:05,541 --> 01:45:08,738 Are you sure I can't interest you in a cup of tea? 1837 01:45:08,810 --> 01:45:11,870 No, and how many times do I have to tell you? 1838 01:45:11,947 --> 01:45:14,279 Other people change their minds occasionally. 1839 01:45:14,349 --> 01:45:17,716 I keep thinking you might. 1840 01:45:17,786 --> 01:45:20,516 You do? 1841 01:45:22,925 --> 01:45:25,450 Huh. 1842 01:45:50,352 --> 01:45:53,219 You may as well come in, too. 1843 01:45:54,305 --> 01:46:00,609 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3fvq8 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 124226

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