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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,434 --> 00:00:21,270 ♪ I've really got to use 2 00:00:22,438 --> 00:00:25,874 ♪ My imagination 3 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:30,312 ♪ Mm, to think of good reasons ♪ 4 00:00:30,314 --> 00:00:32,914 ♪ To keep on keepin' on 5 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:34,849 ♪ Keep on keepin' on 6 00:00:34,851 --> 00:00:38,419 - ♪ Got to make the best of. - ♪ Best of, best of 7 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:42,323 - ♪ A bad situation. - ♪ Bad situation 8 00:00:42,325 --> 00:00:44,258 ♪ Ever since that day 9 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:48,262 ♪ I woke up and found that you were gone ♪ 10 00:00:48,264 --> 00:00:50,531 ♪ Gone, gone 11 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:54,468 ♪ Darkness all around me 12 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:57,838 ♪ Blackin' out the sun 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,941 ♪ Old friends call me 14 00:01:00,943 --> 00:01:05,145 ♪ But I just don't feel like talkin' to anyone ♪ 15 00:01:06,247 --> 00:01:09,850 ♪ Emptiness has found me 16 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:13,320 ♪ And it just won't let me go 17 00:01:14,222 --> 00:01:16,857 ♪ Go right on livin' 18 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,192 ♪ But why, I just don't know 19 00:01:19,194 --> 00:01:21,393 Ladies and gentlemen, 20 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:23,963 the moment we've all been waiting for, 21 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:29,201 the one, the only Linda Lovelace! 22 00:01:32,372 --> 00:01:34,406 - What's your name? - Linda Lovelace. 23 00:01:34,408 --> 00:01:36,342 I meant what's your real name? 24 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:38,310 - That's my real name. - So, what did you do 25 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:40,479 before you were the first ever pornographic film superstar? 26 00:01:40,481 --> 00:01:42,882 How does it feel to be the poster girl 27 00:01:42,884 --> 00:01:44,183 for the sexual revolution? 28 00:01:44,185 --> 00:01:45,917 The pornographic film Deep Throat 29 00:01:45,919 --> 00:01:47,919 has become one of the most popular 30 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:50,021 and profitable Blue movies of all time. 31 00:01:50,023 --> 00:01:53,157 Today a Manhattan criminal court judge ruled the film obscene 32 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:55,593 and ordered it removed from theaters in New York City. 33 00:01:55,595 --> 00:01:58,463 This is kind of a strange country, isn't it? Judges can see Deep Throat, 34 00:01:58,465 --> 00:02:00,965 - but they can't listen to those tapes. - Deep Throat, 35 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:04,068 a trendsetting film that brought pornography into popular culture. 36 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:06,671 How did you become Linda Lovelace in the first place, 37 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:08,439 if you were born as Linda Boreman? 38 00:02:08,441 --> 00:02:10,208 I think you can be a star, 39 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,175 and I don't mean just an adult-movie star. 40 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:14,678 I mean a real star. 41 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,613 Is your name Linda Lovelace? 42 00:02:16,615 --> 00:02:18,649 So tell me, 43 00:02:18,651 --> 00:02:22,419 who's the real Linda Lovelace? 44 00:02:22,421 --> 00:02:25,255 ♪ Just give me some kind of sign, girl ♪ 45 00:02:25,614 --> 00:02:30,410 ♪ Oh, my baby, to show me that you're mine, girl, oh, yeah ♪ 46 00:02:31,363 --> 00:02:33,697 ♪ Just give me some kind of sign, girl ♪ 47 00:02:33,699 --> 00:02:38,234 ♪ Oh, my darlin', to show me that you're mine, girl ♪ 48 00:02:38,236 --> 00:02:42,071 ♪ All right So if you do want me ♪ 49 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:45,942 ♪ Give me little sweet talk If you don't want me ♪ 50 00:02:45,944 --> 00:02:48,678 ♪ Don't lead me on, girl 51 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,682 ♪ But if you need me Show me that you love me ♪ 52 00:02:52,684 --> 00:02:55,084 ♪ And when I'm feeling down 53 00:02:55,086 --> 00:03:00,222 - No! Patsy! Come on. - Jeez! Come on, Miss Holy Holy. 54 00:03:00,224 --> 00:03:02,724 - You want to get tan lines? - Mm. 55 00:03:02,726 --> 00:03:04,559 You're gonna thank me later. 56 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:07,395 So have you slept with that guy yet? 57 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:11,199 - No. Patsy, come on. - Don't be such a prude. 58 00:03:11,201 --> 00:03:12,701 - You're 21 years old. - Prude? 59 00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:14,569 How am I a prude? I think I've learned 60 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:16,271 my lesson that one time, thank you very much. 61 00:03:16,273 --> 00:03:19,240 There are other things that you can do. 62 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:22,577 Ugh. I don't even know how to talk to you anymore. 63 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:25,080 Seriously, that's disgusting. 64 00:03:25,082 --> 00:03:28,215 That's disgusting. 65 00:03:28,217 --> 00:03:31,518 - Linda! - Shit, is that your Mom? 66 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,053 I thought you said she was work. 67 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:34,254 - Linda. - Take this, please. 68 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,589 - Yeah. - Put it out. 69 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,592 Linda, are you out back? 70 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:42,196 Honestly, what is this, a nudist colony? 71 00:03:42,198 --> 00:03:45,499 - What are you wearing? - Ma! 72 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:48,002 Get in the house. 73 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,374 ♪ I'm gonna be out all night 74 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:57,610 ♪ I'm gonna be out all night ♪ 75 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,747 Okay? 'Cause everybody's going fast. 76 00:04:00,749 --> 00:04:02,315 - Ready? - Ready. 77 00:04:02,317 --> 00:04:05,418 - Careful. - All I can see is your butt. 78 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,022 Oh, my God! 79 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:13,326 Cool band. They're missing something, though, 80 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,428 - don't you think? - Like what? 81 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:19,731 - Go-go dancers. - You volunteering? 82 00:04:28,408 --> 00:04:31,309 ♪ Never met a girl who makes me feel ♪ 83 00:04:31,311 --> 00:04:33,078 - Come on, babe. - ♪ The way that you do 84 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,213 - Move your hips! - ♪ You're all right 85 00:04:35,215 --> 00:04:38,383 ♪ Whenever I'm asked what makes my dreams real ♪ 86 00:04:38,385 --> 00:04:41,652 - ♪ I tell 'em you do. - Feel it! 87 00:04:41,654 --> 00:04:45,456 ♪ So fee fi fo fum 88 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:49,827 ♪ Look out, baby 'Cause here I come ♪ 89 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:52,129 ♪ Now I'm bringing you a love that's true ♪ 90 00:04:52,131 --> 00:04:55,599 ♪ So get ready Get ready ♪ 91 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:58,302 - ♪ 'Cause here I come. - ♪ Get ready 92 00:04:58,304 --> 00:05:01,705 ♪ 'Cause here I come 93 00:05:04,811 --> 00:05:06,476 - Actually, like... - Do that again. 94 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:08,378 - I know. - You enjoyed it. 95 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,180 I need, like, a week off. 96 00:05:10,182 --> 00:05:13,450 - You two move pretty good up there. - Thanks. 97 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:15,819 You ever think about doing that professionally? 98 00:05:15,821 --> 00:05:18,621 Yeah, right. 99 00:05:18,623 --> 00:05:23,393 Yeah! Dancing girls in Vegas, they make two or 300 bucks a night. 100 00:05:23,395 --> 00:05:27,130 What? Ha. Someone would pay that much to see me dance? 101 00:05:27,132 --> 00:05:27,676 I would. 102 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,402 I'm Chuck Traynor, by the way. 103 00:05:33,404 --> 00:05:35,471 - I'm Patsy. - Linda. 104 00:05:35,473 --> 00:05:38,407 - You guys smoke grass? - Yeah, sure. 105 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:40,676 Patsy, I have to go home now. 106 00:05:40,678 --> 00:05:42,845 It's a little bit of grass. Come on, babe. 107 00:05:42,847 --> 00:05:44,213 Okay. 108 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:55,157 I'm good. 109 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:57,325 In accordance with your hopes, 110 00:05:57,327 --> 00:05:59,794 mindful of your concerns, 111 00:05:59,796 --> 00:06:02,730 sustained by your prayers, 112 00:06:02,732 --> 00:06:06,467 - thank you, and good night. - Thanks, honey. 113 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:09,170 President Nixon addressing the nation live from... 114 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:11,139 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. See you later. I'm going. 115 00:06:11,141 --> 00:06:13,641 Linda! 116 00:06:15,177 --> 00:06:16,844 Where do you think you're going? 117 00:06:16,846 --> 00:06:19,347 The beach. 118 00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:20,881 It's dark. 119 00:06:20,883 --> 00:06:24,551 And what on Earth do you have on? 120 00:06:24,553 --> 00:06:28,155 - It's a party. - And whose party is it? 121 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:30,857 Uh, I'm going with Patsy and her boyfriend Ray. It's a friend of his. 122 00:06:30,859 --> 00:06:35,362 - And what does this Ray do? - I don't know, Ma. 123 00:06:35,364 --> 00:06:38,498 It's not like I made him fill out a questionnaire. 124 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,734 Mm-mm. 125 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:46,472 I think Patsy said he was a bartender, all right? 126 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:49,675 But I did tell them that I had to be home by 11:00 on the nose. 127 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:55,281 Any later, and I'll call you, swear to God. 128 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,453 See you, sweetheart. 129 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,924 ♪ How long have we been 130 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:07,693 ♪ Traveling, my friend? 131 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:10,362 The French Connection. 132 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:13,364 You know that one? 133 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,434 - The one with that guy? - Exactly. 134 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,637 My God, I was so stoned when I saw that. 135 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,873 I couldn't figure out what was going on. 136 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,641 I kept expecting there to be subtitles. 137 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,543 - Yeah, there weren't. - No, I know. 138 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,878 They were speaking American. 139 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,346 No, but by the time I figured that out, 140 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,415 it was, like, halfway through the movie. 141 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,550 Hey, guys. Let's go skinny-dipping. 142 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:36,220 No! I gotta go, so... 143 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,588 - What? - Yeah. 144 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,757 You're such a drag. 145 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:44,261 We're gonna go. Wooh! 146 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:45,662 Come on. I'm going in! 147 00:07:45,664 --> 00:07:47,598 Jump in! 148 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,434 - You don't dig the ocean? - No. 149 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:52,302 I don't know. 150 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:03,346 - Ow. - What? 151 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:05,715 - You bit me. - I did? 152 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:08,251 - Yeah. - No, I didn't. 153 00:08:08,752 --> 00:08:10,953 It's cool. 154 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:14,390 You don't think I'm a drag? 155 00:08:14,392 --> 00:08:15,858 Well, I don't think you're a drag at all. 156 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,262 - No? - No way. 157 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:32,874 Thanks for the ride home. 158 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:34,743 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on! 159 00:08:34,745 --> 00:08:37,479 Come on! 160 00:08:37,481 --> 00:08:40,448 You haven't said a word since we got in the car. 161 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,751 You can tell me. 162 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:44,819 What is it? What's going on? 163 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:51,058 Okay. 164 00:08:56,665 --> 00:08:59,066 - I got pregnant. - Mm. 165 00:08:59,068 --> 00:09:00,868 And I had a baby last year, 166 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:03,837 and that's why we moved here from Yonkers. 167 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:06,640 Where's this... Where's this baby now? 168 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:08,876 I don't even know. 169 00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:11,945 My Mom put him up for adoption. 170 00:09:11,947 --> 00:09:14,648 She told me I was signing circumcision papers. 171 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:19,652 - Damn. - Yeah. 172 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,956 I'd like to meet your folks. 173 00:09:24,925 --> 00:09:27,427 - Really? - I think they'd dig me. 174 00:09:27,429 --> 00:09:30,496 No, they don't dig anybody. 175 00:09:30,498 --> 00:09:32,332 They don't even dig themselves. 176 00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:33,933 Listen, I'll make you a bet. 177 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,001 You have me over for dinner, 178 00:09:35,003 --> 00:09:36,969 and by the end of the night, 179 00:09:36,971 --> 00:09:41,707 if they say, "What a lovely young man," 180 00:09:41,709 --> 00:09:44,609 - then I win. - What do you win? 181 00:09:45,812 --> 00:09:47,813 You spend the night at my house. 182 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:50,849 And if they don't, what do I win? 183 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:54,019 You spend the night at my house. 184 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:02,694 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 185 00:10:03,629 --> 00:10:06,731 Okay. Right there. 186 00:10:24,817 --> 00:10:27,752 Lord, make us thankful for these 187 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,920 and all our many blessings. Amen. 188 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,955 - Amen. - Amen. 189 00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,557 Chuck, I'd like to thank you again 190 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:37,594 - for those lovely flowers. - My pleasure. 191 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,729 Linda tells us that you were in the service. 192 00:10:39,731 --> 00:10:41,131 Yes, ma'am, Marine Corps. 193 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,099 Mr. Boreman was in World War II. 194 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,035 Oh, yeah? You in the Corps? 195 00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:50,640 - No, Army. Italy, mostly. - I was stationed in Korea. 196 00:10:50,642 --> 00:10:53,042 I won a couple of marksmanship competitions, 197 00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:55,511 but that's about all the action I ever saw. 198 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,112 I bet you would have been brave, though. 199 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,181 The guys that served with your father, 200 00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:02,718 they're some of the bravest men that I ever met. 201 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:07,055 So, what do you do now? 202 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:10,125 - I own a bar and restaurant. - That's interesting. 203 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,027 What kind of bar and restaurant? 204 00:11:12,029 --> 00:11:14,496 Just good food and pretty waitresses. 205 00:11:14,498 --> 00:11:16,832 What do you do for work, Mr. Boreman? 206 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,768 I was a cop in New York before we moved to Florida. 207 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,736 Now I do security at the airport. 208 00:11:21,738 --> 00:11:24,539 Mr. Boreman has a million stories, Chuck. 209 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,641 Is that right? 210 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:29,043 Johnny, you better go in the kitchen and warm his milk. 211 00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:31,012 Milk. Okay. 212 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:34,215 Mugs are above the sink, Linda. 213 00:11:34,217 --> 00:11:36,083 - Jesus. - Forget about them. 214 00:11:36,085 --> 00:11:38,486 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. 215 00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:46,593 Where are you? Where are you right now? 216 00:11:46,595 --> 00:11:48,829 - I'm with you. - Yeah. 217 00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:51,531 Yeah, that's my girl. 218 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,869 You're my girl, hmm? Right? 219 00:11:55,871 --> 00:11:58,505 Yeah. 220 00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:07,914 They don't eat with their hands, you dope. 221 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:14,687 - Say it. - I... I'm... 222 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:17,523 I'm your girl. 223 00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:19,992 How's it coming out there, Linda? 224 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:23,829 Uh, almost there, Ma! 225 00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:27,967 What time's the movie get out? 226 00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:31,003 - I told you, 10:30. - Be home at 11:00. 227 00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:33,739 I know. 228 00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:37,175 Seems like a nice young man. 229 00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:52,223 Oh, right. Um... 230 00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:57,568 Hey! 231 00:12:58,703 --> 00:12:59,859 Hey! 232 00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:03,534 Just cut it out. 233 00:13:03,536 --> 00:13:05,068 What are you so uptight about? 234 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,737 - My scar. It's gross. - Come on. Foxy girl like you 235 00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:08,572 should love to show off her body. 236 00:13:08,574 --> 00:13:10,841 Come on. Come on. Let me see. 237 00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,876 Come on. Let me see it. 238 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:16,046 - It's gross. - Please? 239 00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:23,587 This is it? This little thing? 240 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:27,223 Ah. 241 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:30,126 It's ugly. I hate it. 242 00:13:30,128 --> 00:13:34,830 Why? 'Cause it's different? 'Cause it's not perfect? 243 00:13:34,832 --> 00:13:40,336 All those uptight idiots in the suburbs. 244 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,072 All those cookie-cutter robots 245 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:45,308 that your mama goes to church with. 246 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,777 ♪ I fooled around and fell... 247 00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:50,178 Screw 'em. 248 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:54,049 Screw 'em. 249 00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:57,886 'Cause this and you, 250 00:13:57,888 --> 00:14:00,789 mm, are beautiful. 251 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:03,625 ♪ A girl that I liked 252 00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:06,628 - ♪ I'd get out my book... - Hey. I love your freckles. 253 00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:31,251 You're late. 254 00:14:55,175 --> 00:14:57,176 Come on, baby. 255 00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:10,188 Yeah! 256 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:13,025 ♪ Wooh Baby ♪ 257 00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:15,994 ♪ Lord, Lord, Lord... 258 00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:19,931 To... Keep going. Keep going. Boom. 259 00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:21,400 And here we go. 260 00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:23,835 You put a lot of Margarita mix in there. 261 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:26,438 Uh, yeah. Okay. 262 00:15:27,908 --> 00:15:30,875 ♪ To keep a flower growing 263 00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,443 Margarita? 264 00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:35,680 - Thanks. - Hey. 265 00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:37,448 Hey. 266 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,917 Mmm. 267 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:44,021 - You like porno? - I like some. 268 00:15:44,023 --> 00:15:46,424 You like 'em. 269 00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:47,792 - No. - I can tell. 270 00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:49,060 - Yeah, you do. - I don't. 271 00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,394 - Yeah. - I don't actually. 272 00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:52,763 Trust me. 273 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,998 - I love your XXX. - What are you doing? 274 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,934 - Hey! - But Linda won't mind. She's cool. 275 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,370 Okay? 276 00:16:04,909 --> 00:16:07,010 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 277 00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:11,247 ♪ Oh, baby 278 00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:15,151 ♪ We're making love and I like it ♪ 279 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:19,856 - Oh, my God. - Home movie. 280 00:16:19,858 --> 00:16:22,791 My parents took one of me once, but it didn't look like this. 281 00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:25,828 I bet. 282 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,863 I've never seen a porno before. 283 00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:29,231 Is it turning you on? 284 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:30,499 Good girls don't do that stuff. 285 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,868 Oh, 'cause you're a good girl? 286 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:35,804 I can tell you're such a good girl. 287 00:16:35,806 --> 00:16:38,307 That's what I love about you. You're such a good girl. 288 00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:57,125 Come on. 289 00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,894 I don't want to. 290 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:03,798 You know, maybe that's 'cause you're not any good at it. 291 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,834 - Come on. You're gonna love it. - Really? 292 00:17:06,836 --> 00:17:10,270 - Yeah. - I'm gonna like it? - Choking myself? 293 00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:13,840 I could teach you. Remember how I got you to quit smoking? 294 00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,542 Yeah. You gonna hypnotize me? 295 00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:19,045 It's the same mind-body control technique. 296 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:22,516 Yeah? 297 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:28,054 Out of sight. Ah! 298 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:33,560 Hey, your mind has control. 299 00:17:33,562 --> 00:17:35,828 Come on. A little more. There you go. 300 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,531 Take it in. That's right. 301 00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:42,334 Don't forget to breathe. Come here. 302 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,275 Don't forget to breathe, Okay? 303 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,515 You got it. Okay? Go. 304 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,252 Oh, yeah. 305 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:20,471 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 306 00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:24,309 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 307 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,144 ♪ When I lay me down to die 308 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:31,448 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 309 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,218 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 310 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,919 ♪ Spirit in the sky 311 00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,288 ♪ It's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪ 312 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,224 ♪ When I die 313 00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:42,259 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 314 00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:46,463 ♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 315 00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:04,046 ♪ Prepare yourself you know it's a must ♪ 316 00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:08,351 ♪ Gotta have a friend in Jesus ♪ 317 00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:10,653 ♪ So you know that when you die... ♪ 318 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:14,056 Congratulations, Mrs. Chuck Traynor. 319 00:19:15,224 --> 00:19:17,492 I've never done it with a married man before. 320 00:19:17,494 --> 00:19:19,928 - Me neither. - Good. 321 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,197 ♪ That's where you're gonna go when you die ♪ 322 00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:24,165 ♪ When you die 323 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,101 ♪ When they die and they lay you to rest ♪ 324 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:29,905 ♪ You're gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 325 00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,989 - Hello. - Hi. It's me. 326 00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:50,658 Where are you? I've been really worried about you. 327 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,393 Get some money, and come get me. 328 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,528 - I'm in jail. - Ha-ha. Very funny. 329 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:58,232 Here you go, ma'am. 330 00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,603 Oh! Okay. 331 00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:07,373 What happened, Chuck? 332 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,276 What did I say? 333 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:16,649 But this is different. 334 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:25,158 Wooh! 335 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:37,069 You said never ask about your work. 336 00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:39,271 That's right. 337 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,086 Some girls were turning tricks out back. 338 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,288 What do you mean by... Prostitution? 339 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:01,025 Yeah. Linda, it's a titty bar. 340 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:05,696 What do you think these girls live off? Minimum wage? 341 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,165 Wait. The cops gonna come ask me questions? 342 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,601 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, baby. 343 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,704 Wives can't testify against husbands. 344 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:15,567 Hey. 345 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,731 Look, all I need is money. 346 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:24,047 Look, after paying your bail, I have, um, $32, $33. 347 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,416 Linda, real money. 348 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,486 It's the IRS and the Miami PD, 349 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,522 and it's all just that shakedown. 350 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:35,525 - Do you have enough? - "We." 351 00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:41,498 Baby, do we have enough, right? 352 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,466 - No, we don't. - Mm-mm. 353 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,769 - Not yet. - So, what are we gonna do? 354 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:03,218 Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, 355 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:07,189 and everywhere that Mary went... 356 00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:10,425 ...the lamb was sure to go. 357 00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,331 Yeah, right? 358 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,334 That... That was great. 359 00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:24,806 - Did I tell you, or what, right? - You did. You told us. 360 00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:31,145 Sweetheart, there's a little diner on the corner. 361 00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:35,816 Why don't you run down, grab us four coffees, regular? 362 00:22:37,085 --> 00:22:38,185 - Okay. - All right? 363 00:22:38,187 --> 00:22:40,253 - On the corner? - Yeah. 364 00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:44,324 - Thanks a lot, darling. - Beautiful work. 365 00:22:44,326 --> 00:22:46,493 Jesus fucking Christ, Chuck. What the fuck was that? 366 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:49,162 Does she even know what she was auditioning for? 367 00:22:49,164 --> 00:22:53,333 I know. I know. She's new at this professionally. I could show you this thing. 368 00:22:53,335 --> 00:22:55,402 Well, Chuck, she's really cute. She's adorable. 369 00:22:55,404 --> 00:22:58,638 She's like a sexy Raggedy Ann or something. 370 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,874 - Cute freckles. - Really dug her freckles. It was very... 371 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:05,244 But, you know, for this industry, I don't... I don't know. 372 00:23:05,246 --> 00:23:07,146 You don't know what, Jerry? 373 00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,382 Go ahead. Be honest. 374 00:23:10,384 --> 00:23:11,851 - Yeah? - Yeah. 375 00:23:11,853 --> 00:23:14,653 No, look, the point is, we traffic in fantasy here. 376 00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:18,591 Yeah, she's very real, the kind of girl you sit next to her in class. 377 00:23:18,593 --> 00:23:20,626 You see her out on the street, you want to ball her. 378 00:23:20,628 --> 00:23:23,496 But, you know, you've seen the girls that come in and do this now. 379 00:23:23,498 --> 00:23:25,263 I mean, they've all been to the surgeon. 380 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,664 I mean, you can't light your cigarette around 'em. 381 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:27,866 You're afraid their tits are gonna go up 382 00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:29,200 like the Hindenburg or something. 383 00:23:29,202 --> 00:23:30,335 Linda has tits. 384 00:23:30,337 --> 00:23:31,870 She does. Nice ones, too. 385 00:23:31,872 --> 00:23:33,838 Not the point. 386 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,807 It's not like the old days, you know, where you just point a camera 387 00:23:35,809 --> 00:23:37,575 at two people screwing, and you call it art. 388 00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:39,410 I mean, the audiences expect a lot more. 389 00:23:39,412 --> 00:23:43,181 She's beautiful, but, you know, more pizzazz. 390 00:23:43,183 --> 00:23:45,283 - We need more pizzazz. - No offense. 391 00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:47,252 I'm gonna show you what Jerry's talking about. 392 00:23:47,254 --> 00:23:49,220 - No, I... - Nicky, come here for a sec. 393 00:23:49,222 --> 00:23:51,221 I want to show you this... I want to show you this movie we made. 394 00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:55,826 Now, this is the prototype, right? 395 00:23:55,828 --> 00:23:59,496 People want blonde hair, huge tits, 396 00:23:59,498 --> 00:24:01,498 and a nice, beautiful round ass. 397 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,634 It's the harsh reality of our chosen profession. 398 00:24:03,636 --> 00:24:05,769 - Dynamite work, Nicky. - Thanks, Butch. 399 00:24:05,771 --> 00:24:07,304 I'm gonna show you this. 400 00:24:07,306 --> 00:24:10,474 Chuck, we are making a movie here 401 00:24:10,476 --> 00:24:13,777 on 35 millimeter. Jerry even wrote a script. 402 00:24:13,779 --> 00:24:16,779 - Forty-two pages. - You hear that? - Forty-two fucking pages. 403 00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:18,481 This thing is gonna be in theaters, 404 00:24:18,483 --> 00:24:20,650 and, look, people want what they want. 405 00:24:20,652 --> 00:24:21,951 Chuck, your girl, 406 00:24:21,953 --> 00:24:23,920 she's cute, she's skinny. She's got no hips. 407 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:27,390 It's like making a war movie without the fighting. 408 00:24:27,392 --> 00:24:28,891 Tits and ass, that's the action. 409 00:24:30,627 --> 00:24:32,595 Chuck, I don't want to bum you out. Can she type? 410 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,830 Maybe I could find some work for her in the office. 411 00:24:34,832 --> 00:24:36,599 Look at this! Look at the... 412 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:37,967 I don't care about this. Listen to me. 413 00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,801 I know she doesn't have it. Chuck. 414 00:24:39,803 --> 00:24:41,770 - Look at that! - We just saw what she could do. 415 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,338 - She acted? Couldn't act. - Look what she can do. 416 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,873 - Look! See? - Whoa, Butchie. 417 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,608 But... Are you... Did you see this? 418 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,946 Look at this. Look at this. Are you seeing this? 419 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:55,617 - Holy shit. - Oh! 420 00:24:56,919 --> 00:24:59,421 Wait. Is that real? 421 00:24:59,423 --> 00:25:00,655 Is she actually doing that? 422 00:25:00,657 --> 00:25:02,290 Yeah, right. 423 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,458 Ho ho! Oh, my God! 424 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,694 Yeah, can she do that with a big cock? 425 00:25:06,696 --> 00:25:09,263 - No offense. - She can do that with anything. 426 00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:11,999 Ah, that's far out. That is... You see that? 427 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:14,802 That is art, baby. That's art. 428 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,478 ♪ If you ain't getting your thing ♪ 429 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,714 ♪ Like you ought to be getting your thing ♪ 430 00:25:26,716 --> 00:25:30,617 ♪ Somebody else be getting your thing for you ♪ 431 00:25:30,619 --> 00:25:33,620 ♪ Better listen what I'm saying now, fellas ♪ 432 00:25:33,622 --> 00:25:35,822 ♪ If you ain't getting your thing ♪ 433 00:25:35,824 --> 00:25:37,924 ♪ Like you ought to be getting your thing ♪ 434 00:25:37,926 --> 00:25:40,526 ♪ Somebody else be getting your thing for you ♪ 435 00:25:40,528 --> 00:25:42,528 - Anybody want a hit? - Jerry? 436 00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:44,964 - Yeah? - Not a cloud in the sky. 437 00:25:44,966 --> 00:25:46,332 What's with all the fucking lights? 438 00:25:46,334 --> 00:25:47,900 Shadows, Butchie, shadows. 439 00:25:47,902 --> 00:25:50,503 Your shadows are costing me hundreds of dollars. 440 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,605 You want to turn the lights off? You want it to look like shit? 441 00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:54,373 No problem. I'll turn 'em all off. 442 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:58,410 Fucking artist, huh? 443 00:25:58,412 --> 00:26:02,281 - Bad toupee. - Wants to make a movie without lights. 444 00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:05,917 How long have you been a makeup person? 445 00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:07,819 Oh, I'm not a professional. 446 00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:10,622 I mean, not in makeup, anyway. 447 00:26:10,624 --> 00:26:13,525 You know, when you get to be my age in this business, 448 00:26:13,527 --> 00:26:16,428 it helps to have as many skills as you can. 449 00:26:17,597 --> 00:26:19,463 I don't have any skills. 450 00:26:19,465 --> 00:26:21,832 That's not what I heard. 451 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,834 There she is. Here's our star, huh? 452 00:26:23,836 --> 00:26:25,536 What'd I tell you? The girl next door. 453 00:26:25,538 --> 00:26:28,339 Linda, this is our financier, Anthony Romano. 454 00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,508 It's very nice to meet you. 455 00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,710 Sweetheart, let me tell you something. 456 00:26:32,712 --> 00:26:34,845 If what these guys are saying is true, 457 00:26:34,847 --> 00:26:37,782 this is gonna be the best investment of my life. 458 00:26:39,952 --> 00:26:42,753 I can't wait to see your work. 459 00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:45,588 Yeah. Oh, and this is Dolly. 460 00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:48,825 - This is Linda's costar and makeup artist. - A pleasure. 461 00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:51,695 - I have many skills. - Yeah? Do you? 462 00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,631 Let's let the stars get back to work, huh? 463 00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,400 All right. We'll see you later. 464 00:27:01,339 --> 00:27:03,473 Easy there, sister. Don't cover her freckles. 465 00:27:03,475 --> 00:27:05,809 Okay. 466 00:27:06,911 --> 00:27:09,345 Hey. What are you doing? 467 00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:10,446 Her freckles are her thing. 468 00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:11,613 - All right? - Okay. 469 00:27:11,615 --> 00:27:13,949 Be cool. 470 00:27:15,685 --> 00:27:18,754 You look good. 471 00:27:18,756 --> 00:27:20,956 All right. Just not too much, Okay? 472 00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:23,459 - You hear me? - Yeah, I hear you. 473 00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:30,432 Wow, he's pretty intense. 474 00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:34,769 I used to have an old man like that once. 475 00:27:34,771 --> 00:27:38,406 You know, I should probably... 476 00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:40,775 ...do something about those. 477 00:27:42,478 --> 00:27:46,881 Mr. Damiano will be really pissed if I just leave 'em like that. 478 00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:51,953 - I'm so clumsy. - I know, sweetie. 479 00:27:51,955 --> 00:27:55,490 We all are. 480 00:27:55,492 --> 00:27:59,060 There's just got to be more to life than screwing around. 481 00:27:59,062 --> 00:28:01,895 Than screwing around. 482 00:28:02,663 --> 00:28:06,166 Sex, I don't enjoy it. 483 00:28:06,968 --> 00:28:09,569 Sex, I don't enjoy it. 484 00:28:09,571 --> 00:28:12,406 Linda? Harry. 485 00:28:13,508 --> 00:28:16,176 We're getting it on in the next scene. 486 00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:19,079 Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you. 487 00:28:19,081 --> 00:28:20,781 I thought your name was Dick. 488 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,816 My stage name used to be Dick Long, 489 00:28:22,818 --> 00:28:25,451 but it sounded kind of obvious, so you know... 490 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,953 Yeah. I agree. 491 00:28:27,955 --> 00:28:30,956 This is a great business, isn't it? 492 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,892 Anyway, I just thought I'd come by 493 00:28:32,894 --> 00:28:35,094 and introduce myself before we started going at it. 494 00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:37,797 You Okay? 495 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,666 I'm a little nervous. 496 00:28:40,668 --> 00:28:42,768 I've never had lines to talk before. 497 00:28:46,206 --> 00:28:48,941 We got the best job in the world. 498 00:28:48,943 --> 00:28:51,443 We just tune everybody out, live in the moment, 499 00:28:51,445 --> 00:28:53,912 like we're the only two people on the planet. 500 00:28:55,581 --> 00:28:58,116 Tune everybody out. 501 00:28:58,118 --> 00:29:00,518 - Live in the moment. - Exactly. 502 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,887 You're gonna do great. 503 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:06,891 And I cannot wait to get it on. 504 00:29:08,861 --> 00:29:12,063 Action! 505 00:29:16,901 --> 00:29:20,070 - Whoa. Whoa. You all right? - Yeah. 506 00:29:20,072 --> 00:29:23,040 You Okay? Yeah? 507 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:24,541 You're just gonna drive normally. 508 00:29:24,543 --> 00:29:26,009 You know what we're doing, right? 509 00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:27,811 - Mm-hmm. Right. - Okay. 510 00:29:27,813 --> 00:29:29,947 It's just I don't know how I normally drive. 511 00:29:29,949 --> 00:29:32,583 - You... - I just drive, you know. 512 00:29:32,585 --> 00:29:34,718 Yeah, that's exactly right. Just drive, 513 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,121 and pretend we're not here, Okay? Whatever you'd normally do. 514 00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:40,990 All right, we rolling? Let's roll. 515 00:29:53,237 --> 00:29:56,839 Doing beautiful, baby, beautiful! 516 00:30:02,846 --> 00:30:05,881 All right, sound, speed. 517 00:30:09,619 --> 00:30:11,186 And action. 518 00:30:11,188 --> 00:30:13,722 It's not that I'm turned off to sex. 519 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:15,690 I enjoy it. In fact, 520 00:30:15,692 --> 00:30:17,959 I could spend the rest of my life getting laid. 521 00:30:17,961 --> 00:30:19,928 Then what seems to be the problem? 522 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:23,031 Well, I don't know. Something's different. 523 00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:25,901 I mean, there's just got to be more to it 524 00:30:25,903 --> 00:30:29,136 - than just a lot of little tingles. - Little tingles? 525 00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:32,072 - I want to hear bells ringing. - Bells? 526 00:30:32,074 --> 00:30:35,042 - Dams bursting! - Dams bursting? 527 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:37,645 - Bombs going off! - Bombs going off! 528 00:30:37,647 --> 00:30:41,215 - Something. - Nurse, Mrs. Lovelace is done with her bubbles. 529 00:30:41,217 --> 00:30:45,185 - Thank you, Dr. Young. - Open your mouth for me. 530 00:30:45,187 --> 00:30:47,121 Wider. Ah. 531 00:30:47,123 --> 00:30:48,889 - Ahh... - Ah, ah, ah. 532 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:51,659 - Ah? Ah? Ah? - Ah. 533 00:30:51,661 --> 00:30:54,627 Well, there it is! 534 00:30:54,629 --> 00:30:56,663 There it is, you little bugger! 535 00:30:56,665 --> 00:30:58,565 - What? - Your clitoris. 536 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,133 It's down in the bottom of your throat. 537 00:31:02,376 --> 00:31:06,139 Oh now, now, Mrs. Lovelace. 538 00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:08,708 There, there. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 539 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:13,947 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have no clitoris at all. 540 00:31:13,949 --> 00:31:16,883 That's easy for you to say. 541 00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:19,117 Suppose your balls were in your ears. 542 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:23,121 Well, then, I could hear myself coming. 543 00:31:23,123 --> 00:31:26,091 And cut! 544 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,993 That was great. That was great! 545 00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:30,596 - That was fantastic, really. - We good? - Yeah. 546 00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,297 Great work, everybody. That's a wrap. 547 00:31:32,299 --> 00:31:35,934 Two days down. Five to go. Nice work. 548 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:37,869 You see? 549 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:45,042 You see that? That's gonna be a problem. 550 00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:49,981 - I need you to do me a favor, Chuck. - What's that? 551 00:31:49,983 --> 00:31:53,050 I need you to go to Miami, pick up some film tomorrow. 552 00:31:53,052 --> 00:31:55,720 Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Why? 553 00:31:55,722 --> 00:31:57,088 - Why? - Yeah. 554 00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:59,123 Because the stores are all closed, 555 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,892 and if we run out of film tomorrow, we're screwed. 556 00:32:01,894 --> 00:32:05,029 But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. 557 00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:08,699 - Send somebody else. - Okay. 558 00:32:08,701 --> 00:32:10,367 How about I send Linda for the film, 559 00:32:10,369 --> 00:32:12,035 and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock 560 00:32:12,037 --> 00:32:15,839 - down your throat? - Man. 561 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:20,944 You got no movie without my girl, right? 562 00:32:20,946 --> 00:32:23,113 - You know that, right, Butchie? - Yeah. 563 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:26,716 And we ain't got no movie without no film neither. 564 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:30,387 Yeah. 565 00:32:51,741 --> 00:32:55,444 All right, this is it, everybody. Here we go. Places! 566 00:32:57,113 --> 00:33:01,382 Camera! And action! 567 00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:03,951 You can try it on me. 568 00:33:03,953 --> 00:33:06,788 You'll like it. 569 00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:11,859 Well, what do I have to lose? 570 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,850 Not bad. We're all gonna win Oscars. 571 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,861 Cut. Cut. Cut. Whoa! Harry? 572 00:33:47,863 --> 00:33:50,062 - Mm! - What's the matter? 573 00:33:50,064 --> 00:33:53,466 What's happening? What'd you... 574 00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:57,002 - I don't... I'm... I... - He came. 575 00:33:57,004 --> 00:34:02,308 - Yeah. - He what? He came? - You came? Get outta here. 576 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,376 What is this, your Junior prom? 577 00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:06,512 I know. I didn't... I just wasn't... 578 00:34:06,514 --> 00:34:08,981 - Just give me three minutes. - I can go again. - I'm really sorry. 579 00:34:08,983 --> 00:34:13,119 - Did I do something wrong? - No. 580 00:34:19,025 --> 00:34:21,926 - Wooh-hoo! - No, thanks. 581 00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:25,196 Hey! Hey, this is silk! 582 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:29,000 - Oyster? - Thank you. 583 00:34:29,002 --> 00:34:30,769 - Thanks. - How you doing? 584 00:34:30,771 --> 00:34:33,271 Hey, oyster man! Yeah, come here. We gotta talk. 585 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:37,342 - Oyster, sir? - Best oysters in Miami. Come here, baby. 586 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:40,778 You know, these are natural aphrodisiacs, honey. 587 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,980 - Yeah? - Yeah, they make you horny. 588 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:45,949 I'm always horny. 589 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:48,118 Marry me. 590 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,992 No girl for you? I can fix that. 591 00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:58,495 - No, thanks, Charlie. - Hey, Linda. 592 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:01,231 Why don't you come sit on Mr. Romano's lap? 593 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,233 I'm having an interesting conversation, Chuck. 594 00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,802 Why don't you sit on his lap? 595 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:09,238 All right, come on. 596 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,274 Party's moving up to my room. Where you going? 597 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:15,344 - Up to my room. Come on. - We're going upstairs anyway. 598 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,949 ♪ Help me, help me 599 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,252 ♪ Let me hold it, baby 600 00:35:25,088 --> 00:35:26,589 Hey, quiet. 601 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,990 Quiet. Quiet. 602 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:36,064 Oh, my God, that... that's unbelievable. 603 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:39,601 - Who's in the next room? - That's Linda and Chuck. 604 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:44,272 Girl should be in the fucking Olympics. 605 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,288 I'm a little nervous. 606 00:36:04,192 --> 00:36:08,095 Let's try this. Forget I'm even here. Forget about all this stuff. 607 00:36:08,097 --> 00:36:09,630 Just be yourself. 608 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:18,005 Okay, um, I don't think for the movie poster, 609 00:36:18,007 --> 00:36:22,909 we can be so anatomical. 610 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:27,235 Just don't want to disappoint anybody... I guess. 611 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:31,017 Tell me about the role you're playing. 612 00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:36,556 A girl whose clit... 613 00:36:36,558 --> 00:36:39,959 - I know all that. - Okay. 614 00:36:39,961 --> 00:36:44,296 Um, tell me about the person you're playing. 615 00:36:46,032 --> 00:36:48,433 Well, at first, 616 00:36:48,435 --> 00:36:52,504 I'm closed up like a flower... 617 00:36:52,506 --> 00:36:55,407 - Mm-hmm. Yeah? - ... bud. 618 00:36:55,409 --> 00:36:57,643 And, um... 619 00:36:59,979 --> 00:37:02,114 And then, gradually, 620 00:37:02,116 --> 00:37:06,118 the petals start to... to open, 621 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,586 and... and then... 622 00:37:08,588 --> 00:37:12,590 ...I finally learn about myself, 623 00:37:12,592 --> 00:37:17,094 and I learn how to... 624 00:37:17,096 --> 00:37:20,131 - ...to enjoy sex. - Beautiful. 625 00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:23,434 Then I feel free. 626 00:37:47,158 --> 00:37:49,459 Don't worry. They're just Polaroid shots. 627 00:37:49,461 --> 00:37:53,496 Oh, I know. It's not that. It's just... 628 00:37:53,498 --> 00:37:57,400 You made me beautiful. 629 00:37:57,402 --> 00:38:02,137 All right, all right, all right. Hey, what's the matter? 630 00:38:02,139 --> 00:38:04,073 Your girl is gonna be a star. 631 00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:07,209 Yeah, great, but who the hell's Lovelace? 632 00:38:07,211 --> 00:38:09,378 It's a dynamite name. You got to admit that. 633 00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:11,714 What about my name? Linda and I are a team. 634 00:38:11,716 --> 00:38:14,750 - What's wrong with Traynor? - Nothing. Chuck Traynor. 635 00:38:14,752 --> 00:38:17,686 - Good name for a producer. - So I'm a producer now? That's funny. 636 00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:20,022 I thought I was a production assistant. 637 00:38:20,451 --> 00:38:21,988 A girl like Linda, 638 00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:26,567 you want to see her name in lights. Like "Linda Lovelace." 639 00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:29,397 That's gotta go up on a billboard, right? 640 00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:34,702 "Lovely lace, Lovelace." 641 00:38:34,704 --> 00:38:39,073 - You're gonna be filthy rich. - Me? No. You're gonna make a fortune. 642 00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:41,242 - Ah. - Come on, Charlie. - You don't think 643 00:38:41,244 --> 00:38:43,578 the investors deserve to make a little bit of money? 644 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:45,179 That's not what I'm saying. 645 00:38:45,181 --> 00:38:47,448 And, you know, my name isn't Charlie. 646 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,249 - Chuck. - You got it. 647 00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:51,351 Your girl's gonna be a star. 648 00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:55,355 That's the value, man, and you, you own the product. 649 00:38:58,327 --> 00:39:01,061 - Two consenting adults. - $6.00. 650 00:39:01,063 --> 00:39:03,430 - Is it all guys in there? - What do you care? 651 00:39:03,432 --> 00:39:05,332 ♪ Keep on truckin', baby 652 00:39:05,334 --> 00:39:07,567 Will you pass me a cigarette, hon? 653 00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:11,238 Do you mind if I smoke while you eat? 654 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,740 Hey, did you hear about Goldstein? 655 00:39:14,742 --> 00:39:17,710 His magazine gave us 100 percent on the Peter meter. 656 00:39:17,712 --> 00:39:20,112 Looks like we got a full-blown big-titted hit! 657 00:39:20,114 --> 00:39:22,615 What's the Peter meter? 658 00:39:22,617 --> 00:39:24,350 Did they say anything about how the film was shot? 659 00:39:24,352 --> 00:39:26,385 Who gives a fuck, Jerry? A hit's a hit. 660 00:39:26,387 --> 00:39:29,555 Well, then, I could hear myself coming. 661 00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:34,760 This is Chief Rocker Frankie Crocker, 662 00:39:34,762 --> 00:39:38,630 on WNYJ Radio, New York City. We're back with the star 663 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:42,200 of the scintillating skin flick, Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace, 664 00:39:42,202 --> 00:39:44,502 and the film director, Jerry Damiano. 665 00:39:44,504 --> 00:39:46,671 - Hi. - Hello. Hello, New York. 666 00:39:46,673 --> 00:39:48,807 Now, Jerry, you were saying earlier how you as an artist 667 00:39:48,809 --> 00:39:50,842 were able to Transcend the pornographic medium. 668 00:39:50,844 --> 00:39:53,445 Yeah. Well, you know, it wasn't that difficult to do. 669 00:39:53,447 --> 00:39:56,347 I mean, it was... The industry was getting pretty stale, you know. 670 00:39:56,349 --> 00:39:59,451 Everything was just screwing, screwing, screwing, and then cut to a money shot. 671 00:39:59,453 --> 00:40:01,453 You know, how many times you supposed to look at that? 672 00:40:01,455 --> 00:40:03,354 This film is becoming bigger than that, right? 673 00:40:03,356 --> 00:40:05,756 I mean, this is a phenomenon. 674 00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:09,726 ♪ Baby, that's bad 675 00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:13,630 ♪ So hard to bear, yeah... 676 00:40:16,602 --> 00:40:19,703 I went to see Deep Throat 'cause I'm fond of animal pictures. 677 00:40:19,705 --> 00:40:21,705 I thought it was about giraffes. 678 00:40:21,707 --> 00:40:24,708 ♪ Feel like I'm on fire 679 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:28,611 ♪ And I'll keep on trucking, baby ♪ 680 00:40:28,613 --> 00:40:30,546 Linda, right here. Big smile, Miss Lovelace. 681 00:40:30,548 --> 00:40:33,749 ♪ I gotta keep on truckin' 682 00:40:33,751 --> 00:40:38,488 ♪ I got to get your sweet lovin' ♪ 683 00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:41,757 How does it feel to be 684 00:40:41,759 --> 00:40:43,726 the poster girl for the sexual revolution? 685 00:40:43,728 --> 00:40:45,394 It's just a goof. 686 00:40:45,396 --> 00:40:47,363 To me, it's... it's a movie, 687 00:40:47,365 --> 00:40:49,232 like any other movie, 688 00:40:49,234 --> 00:40:50,867 only it has so many better things in it. 689 00:40:50,869 --> 00:40:53,768 - Like what? - Like me. 690 00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:56,538 ♪ Now now 691 00:40:58,674 --> 00:41:01,243 ♪ Keep on truckin' 692 00:41:01,245 --> 00:41:03,845 ♪ Yes, I got... 693 00:41:03,847 --> 00:41:06,681 Now, Linda, I mean, what do you want to do with the future here, baby? 694 00:41:06,683 --> 00:41:10,452 I hope to make movies, real movies, 695 00:41:10,454 --> 00:41:14,156 and maybe do a play. 696 00:41:14,158 --> 00:41:17,325 I want to be an actress, you know. 697 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:20,728 The Mississippi River. 698 00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:25,633 What's the only thing that has a bigger mouth than Linda Lovelace? 699 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,691 Right here! 700 00:41:51,693 --> 00:41:54,827 - Please, Miss Lovelace! - Linda! 701 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,632 - Linda. - That's what I call a welcoming committee. 702 00:41:59,634 --> 00:42:02,368 - Right on. - Linda. 703 00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:05,338 - Hi, Mr. Hefner. - Hef, please. 704 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:08,208 Welcome to your party. How about I trade you 705 00:42:08,210 --> 00:42:11,710 - two blondes for a brunette? - Yeah. 706 00:42:11,712 --> 00:42:13,679 ♪ Hear your mama come 707 00:42:13,681 --> 00:42:15,614 ♪ You're the best that she ever had ♪ 708 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,249 You come with me. 709 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,218 ♪ Yeah, mama won't you ride... ♪ 710 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:22,554 - Look at this. - Butchie Peraino. 711 00:42:22,556 --> 00:42:23,889 - Big fan of yours, Mr. Hefner. - Thanks. 712 00:42:23,891 --> 00:42:25,824 Anthony Romano, Mr. Hefner. 713 00:42:25,826 --> 00:42:28,560 Love the magazine. Love the article about the swinger parties. 714 00:42:28,562 --> 00:42:32,631 Thank you. You, Harry, I'm a big fan of your work. 715 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,765 It is truly an honor, sir. 716 00:42:34,767 --> 00:42:36,934 Oh, I used to tell people that I had the best job 717 00:42:36,936 --> 00:42:39,237 in the world until I saw what you do. 718 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:43,574 We'll see you gentlemen inside. 719 00:42:49,381 --> 00:42:52,550 - Look at these two cool cats. - Mr. Sammy Davis Jr. 720 00:42:52,552 --> 00:42:55,586 - Miss Lovelace. - Sammy Davis Jr. 721 00:42:55,588 --> 00:42:58,255 Better not miss this show. 722 00:43:11,435 --> 00:43:14,371 - They love you. - Makes me feel sort of tingly all over, 723 00:43:14,373 --> 00:43:17,841 and then nothing. There's got to be more to sex 724 00:43:17,843 --> 00:43:21,611 than just a lot of little tingles. 725 00:43:21,613 --> 00:43:23,979 There's gotta be bells ringing 726 00:43:23,981 --> 00:43:28,417 and dams bursting and bombs going off, something! 727 00:43:28,419 --> 00:43:31,553 You wanna get off, or you want to wreck a city? 728 00:43:31,555 --> 00:43:33,822 I think you can be a star. 729 00:43:34,924 --> 00:43:37,526 I don't mean just an adult-movie star. 730 00:43:37,528 --> 00:43:40,496 I mean a real star. 731 00:43:40,498 --> 00:43:44,466 Oh, I wish I could believe that. 732 00:43:44,468 --> 00:43:47,970 Well, trust me. I see tons of girls 733 00:43:47,972 --> 00:43:49,971 go through this town every year. 734 00:43:49,973 --> 00:43:52,607 Most of them... 735 00:43:52,609 --> 00:43:53,975 ...go just like that. 736 00:43:59,081 --> 00:44:01,916 I hear bells ringing... 737 00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:04,886 ...and dams bursting, 738 00:44:04,888 --> 00:44:07,755 and bombs going off! 739 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,905 - Fabulous. - Very sexy, right? Right? 740 00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:27,007 No question. We're getting laid tonight. 741 00:44:27,009 --> 00:44:29,710 - We got a hit. We got a hit! - No question. 742 00:44:34,882 --> 00:44:38,617 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for, 743 00:44:38,619 --> 00:44:43,422 the one, the only, Linda Lovelace! 744 00:45:15,454 --> 00:45:17,789 Are you ready for this? 745 00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:20,892 I want to set the record straight. 746 00:45:24,393 --> 00:45:26,674 All right, the first few are just to establish a baseline, 747 00:45:26,847 --> 00:45:28,822 so just answer yes or no. 748 00:45:33,571 --> 00:45:36,640 Is your name Linda Lovelace? 749 00:45:38,644 --> 00:45:41,912 Can we start with an easier question? 750 00:45:41,914 --> 00:45:45,048 All right. Are you currently working on a book 751 00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:49,119 - about your life with Chuck Traynor? - Yes. 752 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:52,723 Are you taking this polygraph at the request of the publisher? 753 00:45:52,725 --> 00:45:54,724 Yes. 754 00:45:54,726 --> 00:45:58,428 Were you married to Chuck Traynor? 755 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,147 - Chuck, you're hurting me. - I know. I know. I know. 756 00:46:27,757 --> 00:46:29,825 - Chuck... - Sh! 757 00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:32,994 Chuck! Easy. 758 00:46:32,996 --> 00:46:35,197 Chuck! 759 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:37,532 Stop it. Stop it, Chuck. 760 00:46:37,534 --> 00:46:39,468 Chuck, s... 761 00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:43,170 Oh, shh. 762 00:47:02,090 --> 00:47:03,891 Hey. 763 00:47:07,195 --> 00:47:11,130 Oh, God, that was fucking far out. 764 00:47:13,801 --> 00:47:15,969 Hey, come on. 765 00:47:15,971 --> 00:47:18,104 Baby, you're my wife. 766 00:47:19,139 --> 00:47:21,174 Don't trip out. 767 00:47:21,176 --> 00:47:23,510 Hey. 768 00:47:23,512 --> 00:47:26,679 You really hurt me, Chuck. 769 00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:31,284 That was passion. 770 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:36,922 I love you. 771 00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:43,629 Where's my girl? Where's my girl? 772 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:46,131 You're my girl, right? 773 00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:48,767 - Right. - Yeah? Say it. 774 00:47:48,769 --> 00:47:51,603 Say it. 775 00:47:51,605 --> 00:47:54,206 - I'm your girl. - Don't... 776 00:47:56,175 --> 00:47:58,809 Hey. Hey. 777 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,118 What do you mean by... Prostitution? 778 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,953 Wives can't testify against husbands. 779 00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:11,188 All just that shakedown. 780 00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:14,091 All I need is money. 781 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,829 Baby, do we have enough? 782 00:48:18,831 --> 00:48:22,700 It's just you and me. We can't miss. 783 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:55,097 ♪ Hold up 784 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:57,266 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 785 00:48:57,268 --> 00:49:00,235 ♪ Who's that girl knocking 'em dead ♪ 786 00:49:00,237 --> 00:49:03,272 ♪ Whenever she's in town? 787 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,343 This is sure as shit more fun than the convention, huh? 788 00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:10,212 What do you do for a living? 789 00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:14,349 I sell medical supplies. How about you? 790 00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:19,253 - Uh, I'm a part-time gynecologist. - Really? Oh, that's so funny. 791 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:23,057 We're actually coming out with a new set of stirrups that make it a lot... 792 00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:27,061 I get it. That's very funny, yeah. 793 00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:30,264 - Should I take some drink orders? - Yeah, yeah. What do you want? 794 00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:34,736 - Oh, wow. A Cuba Libre would be great. - Two Cuba Libres. 795 00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:37,705 Don't worry about that. I got it. Here you go. 796 00:49:40,308 --> 00:49:42,042 Boy, she's... she's great. 797 00:49:42,044 --> 00:49:44,144 - Mm-hmm. - You guys married? 798 00:49:44,146 --> 00:49:47,347 - Yeah, she's gonna be a star. - Wow. 799 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,222 Hey, is that what I think it is? 800 00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:58,692 It is if you think it's coke. 801 00:50:00,294 --> 00:50:03,763 Do you, uh, think I could get a little? 802 00:50:03,765 --> 00:50:07,333 You let people use your, um, medical supplies for free? 803 00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:09,435 - Okay. No, I get it. - Yeah. 804 00:50:09,437 --> 00:50:13,139 Yeah. Um... Well, how much? 805 00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:16,976 How much for what? The pussy or the blow? 806 00:50:20,247 --> 00:50:22,815 - Seriously? - Seriously. 807 00:50:22,817 --> 00:50:25,718 ♪ Would you let it ride? Would you let it... ♪ 808 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:28,987 It's your lucky day. I'm gonna go get Linda. 809 00:50:30,122 --> 00:50:32,947 ♪ Try, try, try Let it ride ♪ 810 00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:37,394 ♪ Try, try, try Let it ride ♪ 811 00:50:37,429 --> 00:50:38,163 Hey, look at me. 812 00:50:38,165 --> 00:50:40,799 ♪ Try, try, try 813 00:50:40,801 --> 00:50:42,934 ♪ Let it ride 814 00:51:10,929 --> 00:51:14,732 - Hi, Ma. - For the love of Christ, it's 2 a. m. 815 00:51:14,734 --> 00:51:17,501 I know. I know. 816 00:51:21,171 --> 00:51:24,006 Don't wake your father. 817 00:51:26,310 --> 00:51:31,013 You want something to eat? I got leftovers. 818 00:51:31,015 --> 00:51:35,251 - You're a bag of bones, Linda. - No, I'm not hungry, Mom. 819 00:51:35,253 --> 00:51:38,354 So, what'd you wake me up in the middle of the night for? 820 00:51:40,357 --> 00:51:44,960 I was really hoping that, uh, I could, um... 821 00:51:44,962 --> 00:51:47,329 ...move back in here for a while. 822 00:51:47,331 --> 00:51:49,331 - Here? - Yeah. 823 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:52,000 No. You know that's not possible. 824 00:51:52,002 --> 00:51:55,971 - Why not? - How would it look for a married woman 825 00:51:55,973 --> 00:51:59,441 to move in with her parents apart from her husband? 826 00:52:02,345 --> 00:52:03,979 He hits me, Ma. 827 00:52:10,018 --> 00:52:12,319 I can't say I'm surprised. 828 00:52:14,022 --> 00:52:16,023 What did you do? 829 00:52:16,025 --> 00:52:17,892 What do you mean, what'd I do? 830 00:52:17,894 --> 00:52:20,828 What did you do to make him angry? 831 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:24,064 He didn't just hit you out of the Blue. 832 00:52:27,202 --> 00:52:30,204 I guess I didn't do what he wanted me to. 833 00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:33,173 You took a vow, 834 00:52:33,175 --> 00:52:35,542 a very serious vow. 835 00:52:38,979 --> 00:52:42,882 Can't I just stay, like, a few days, Ma, please? 836 00:52:42,884 --> 00:52:46,085 And then what? You gonna get a divorce? 837 00:52:46,087 --> 00:52:47,887 What do you think we are, Protestant? 838 00:52:47,889 --> 00:52:49,956 Ma, you just don't understand. 839 00:52:51,325 --> 00:52:56,029 Linda, I was... 840 00:52:59,399 --> 00:53:03,035 I was 18 years old when I had your sister, 841 00:53:03,037 --> 00:53:06,171 unmarried... 842 00:53:06,173 --> 00:53:09,408 ...and all alone, 843 00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:11,944 before I met your father. 844 00:53:13,179 --> 00:53:16,615 I'd suffered long and hard. 845 00:53:17,784 --> 00:53:23,254 How dare you come here and tell me I don't understand. 846 00:53:23,256 --> 00:53:25,389 I understand. 847 00:53:27,626 --> 00:53:31,863 Now, God gave you a husband, 848 00:53:31,865 --> 00:53:33,898 who provides for you. 849 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:36,234 And you... 850 00:53:38,871 --> 00:53:40,571 Look at me. 851 00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:44,976 Go home to Chuck. 852 00:53:44,978 --> 00:53:47,411 Be a good wife. 853 00:53:47,413 --> 00:53:52,315 Listen to him, and obey him. 854 00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:58,889 Can't I just stay for a little while, Mom, please? 855 00:53:58,891 --> 00:54:01,124 Just please? 856 00:54:01,126 --> 00:54:05,962 Mom, I just need, like, a day, please. 857 00:54:05,964 --> 00:54:08,398 - If you knew... - That's enough. 858 00:54:12,502 --> 00:54:16,405 - Hello? - Dorothy, it's Chuck. 859 00:54:16,407 --> 00:54:18,574 Hi, Chuck. 860 00:54:18,576 --> 00:54:21,510 - I'm sorry. It's late. - Yeah. 861 00:54:21,512 --> 00:54:24,613 I'm looking for Linda. You know where she is? 862 00:54:34,491 --> 00:54:37,159 Yah! 863 00:54:39,962 --> 00:54:41,529 I can't do it. 864 00:54:41,531 --> 00:54:43,398 I can't do it anymore. 865 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:43,900 Yeah? 866 00:54:48,938 --> 00:54:50,071 You can't do what? 867 00:54:50,073 --> 00:54:52,206 Everything. I can't do it. 868 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:54,242 You're doing the movie, Linda. 869 00:55:03,685 --> 00:55:06,320 You know me, right? 870 00:55:06,322 --> 00:55:10,023 Huh? You believe me? 871 00:55:10,025 --> 00:55:13,226 Right? You believe me? 872 00:55:14,095 --> 00:55:16,296 Do you believe me? 873 00:55:16,298 --> 00:55:18,065 Okay. 874 00:55:18,067 --> 00:55:20,734 'Cause I worked too fucking hard 875 00:55:20,736 --> 00:55:23,670 to get you this part. 876 00:55:27,441 --> 00:55:29,375 Now, you watch. 877 00:55:29,377 --> 00:55:33,245 This movie is gonna make us. 878 00:55:34,114 --> 00:55:38,084 You and me, Okay? 879 00:55:40,287 --> 00:55:43,389 Oh. 880 00:55:43,391 --> 00:55:46,125 Oh, there, there, Mrs. Lovelace. 881 00:55:46,127 --> 00:55:48,227 It's all right. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 882 00:55:48,229 --> 00:55:50,463 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have 883 00:55:50,465 --> 00:55:56,201 - no clitoris at all. - That's easy for you say. 884 00:55:56,203 --> 00:55:59,270 What if your balls were in your ears? 885 00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:03,341 Well, then, I'd hear myself coming. 886 00:56:05,444 --> 00:56:07,412 And cut! 887 00:56:07,414 --> 00:56:10,448 That was great. That was great! That was fantastic. 888 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,417 - We good? - Yeah, we got it. 889 00:56:12,419 --> 00:56:14,352 Great work, everybody. That's a wrap. 890 00:56:14,354 --> 00:56:16,388 Two days down. Five to go. 891 00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:18,422 Here's your damn film. 892 00:56:18,424 --> 00:56:19,584 Why don't you sit on his lap? 893 00:56:23,595 --> 00:56:26,096 Who's in the next room? 894 00:56:26,098 --> 00:56:29,033 Man, I don't think that's them balling. 895 00:56:29,035 --> 00:56:31,602 Oh! 896 00:56:44,314 --> 00:56:46,682 If I tell you to sit, 897 00:56:46,684 --> 00:56:49,419 stay, screw, fuck, 898 00:56:49,421 --> 00:56:53,122 you'll do it, hmm? 899 00:57:18,614 --> 00:57:20,549 ♪ Woman 900 00:57:20,551 --> 00:57:23,752 - ♪ Take me in your arms. - Hi! 901 00:57:23,754 --> 00:57:26,088 - Hi! - Hey. 902 00:57:26,090 --> 00:57:30,725 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you look so beautiful. 903 00:57:30,727 --> 00:57:34,829 And you look like a poodle with a perm. 904 00:57:34,831 --> 00:57:37,498 I'm kidding. You look beautiful. 905 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,867 - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Patsy. 906 00:57:39,869 --> 00:57:41,702 You look older. 907 00:57:41,704 --> 00:57:44,705 All right, hurry it up. You guys want to be quick? 908 00:57:44,707 --> 00:57:47,341 I got some real important people we gotta meet up with later. 909 00:57:48,777 --> 00:57:52,713 Yeah. Picked out some dresses. They're in the changing room. 910 00:57:52,715 --> 00:57:55,182 Go on. 911 00:57:55,184 --> 00:57:58,651 Wow, you look stunning. 912 00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:04,324 Linda, can I be honest with you about something? 913 00:58:04,326 --> 00:58:08,361 - Yeah, of course. - I'm worried about you. 914 00:58:08,363 --> 00:58:11,431 - Why? Because of the movie? - No. 915 00:58:11,433 --> 00:58:14,400 I don't care about the movie. 916 00:58:14,402 --> 00:58:16,436 It's everything. It's Chuck. It's the people you... 917 00:58:19,406 --> 00:58:21,174 Don't be crazy. 918 00:58:21,176 --> 00:58:23,475 What is going on? 919 00:58:24,844 --> 00:58:26,712 It's Chuck, isn't it? 920 00:58:26,714 --> 00:58:29,915 Just tell me so I can help you. 921 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:33,152 Please? Please? 922 00:58:45,598 --> 00:58:47,698 Do you know how lucky I am? 923 00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:52,236 I mean, a... a girl like me landing a guy like Chuck? 924 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,873 I'm nothing without him. 925 00:58:55,875 --> 00:58:58,743 Jesus, Linda, you know we're in a hurry. 926 00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:00,811 Sorry. 927 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,715 Okay. 928 00:59:13,491 --> 00:59:17,460 - Hey, little toast. - No, no. - I'd like to propose a toast. 929 00:59:17,462 --> 00:59:19,196 - All right, Harry. - Oh. 930 00:59:19,198 --> 00:59:20,931 To Linda, for sharing with me 931 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:23,333 the ten best minutes of my professional career. 932 00:59:23,335 --> 00:59:27,270 I heard it was the best ten seconds of your career on the first day. 933 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:30,840 - Leave it to the broad to get honest. - What about me? 934 00:59:30,842 --> 00:59:34,344 You fucked me. If the movie's such a hit, where's my cut? 935 00:59:34,346 --> 00:59:37,446 I told Linda we're gonna double her salary on Deep Throat 2. 936 00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:39,782 She's gonna get $2,500. How about that? 937 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:42,618 - You told Linda? - Yeah. 938 00:59:44,621 --> 00:59:48,257 Let me see the picture. It's a full-on irregular pose. 939 00:59:48,259 --> 00:59:49,725 No. 940 00:59:49,727 --> 00:59:53,762 No. No! Chuck. Chuck, no! 941 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:57,499 Chuck, it's freezing! God! 942 00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:59,835 Chuck! 943 01:00:01,805 --> 01:00:04,706 It was stupid. I spoke to Butchie Peraino 944 01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,641 about my salary for the sequel. 945 01:00:06,643 --> 01:00:08,743 I never spoke to anybody about money after that, 946 01:00:08,745 --> 01:00:10,278 that's for sure. 947 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,348 Did Chuck control your finances? 948 01:00:13,350 --> 01:00:15,483 Yes, he controlled everything. 949 01:00:15,485 --> 01:00:20,855 I never saw a penny, not even after we moved to Malibu. 950 01:00:26,362 --> 01:00:27,995 Yeah, but the price break doesn't... 951 01:00:27,997 --> 01:00:30,430 I get pitched this shit all the time. 952 01:00:30,432 --> 01:00:32,299 It's gotta be something special. 953 01:00:32,301 --> 01:00:34,368 - These are special. - Could you make it glow? 954 01:00:34,370 --> 01:00:36,937 - Huh? - Like glow in the dark? 955 01:00:36,939 --> 01:00:39,573 Yeah, that'd be groovy, right? 956 01:00:39,575 --> 01:00:42,709 And it should say "Lovelace" on the side, 957 01:00:42,711 --> 01:00:45,045 and then Chuck Traynor on the other side. 958 01:00:45,047 --> 01:00:47,581 - Why would you want your name on the side? - It's America, man! 959 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,349 Why wouldn't I want my name on the side of a dildo? 960 01:00:49,351 --> 01:00:51,752 You got it. I'll send 'em out right away. 961 01:00:51,754 --> 01:00:53,919 - All right. Okay. - Thanks. 962 01:00:53,921 --> 01:00:56,022 Talk to you later. 963 01:00:57,691 --> 01:00:59,692 All right, where'd we leave off? 964 01:01:00,513 --> 01:01:03,660 Uh, part about the first time I screwed Linda? 965 01:01:06,034 --> 01:01:07,667 "Chuck pushed me back." 966 01:01:07,669 --> 01:01:11,437 His fat, rock-like muscle tore into me. 967 01:01:11,439 --> 01:01:15,574 - "Oh, my God, ' I said" - What do you think? 968 01:01:18,311 --> 01:01:21,913 - Sounds good. - But you got a problem with it. 969 01:01:21,915 --> 01:01:25,050 It's just that your rock-like muscle 970 01:01:25,052 --> 01:01:27,552 seems to play an inordinately large role 971 01:01:27,554 --> 01:01:30,789 - in Linda's autobiography. - "Inordinately." 972 01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:34,459 - How'd you get here? - Mr. Hefner sent me. 973 01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:36,861 Right. And how about the next time I want your opinion, 974 01:01:36,863 --> 01:01:40,765 I'll ask you what my cock tastes like. 975 01:01:40,767 --> 01:01:43,967 Yes, sir, boss. Reckon it tastes like a piña colada. 976 01:01:43,969 --> 01:01:46,470 Anthony. 977 01:01:46,472 --> 01:01:49,039 - Hey, Chuck. - How you doing? - Look who's here. 978 01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:51,842 - Hi, Anthony. - Look at you. Look at you. 979 01:01:51,844 --> 01:01:54,611 You're like a... You're like a regular California girl. Come here. 980 01:01:54,613 --> 01:01:58,582 - I thought you were in Vegas. - Yeah. I just came back from the pa... 981 01:02:00,018 --> 01:02:03,020 - What, are you kidding me? - It's gonna look more like her. 982 01:02:06,124 --> 01:02:08,491 Come outside. I want to show you something. 983 01:02:08,493 --> 01:02:10,693 Great to see you, kid. 984 01:02:10,695 --> 01:02:13,062 - Jesus. - Gonna put freckles. 985 01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,031 Ah, Jesus. 986 01:02:15,033 --> 01:02:17,800 How you been? Good to see you. 987 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:22,905 I bet you $10 the only thing 988 01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:25,541 rock-like on that man is his brain. 989 01:02:25,543 --> 01:02:28,444 You're gonna get us into trouble. 990 01:02:28,446 --> 01:02:31,781 Baby, look at us. I think we're already in trouble. 991 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,953 Good afternoon. Lovelace Enterprises. Marsha speaking. 992 01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:41,490 Nice car, Chuck. Must have cost you a few dimes. 993 01:02:41,492 --> 01:02:44,493 - I know why you're here. - I should hope so. 994 01:02:46,797 --> 01:02:49,131 I need a couple more weeks. 995 01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:52,067 We got the Linda Lovelace blow-up dolls. We got all the sex toys. 996 01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:55,404 Hey, you're getting, like, five times your money back. 997 01:02:55,406 --> 01:02:58,406 Man, you want a blow-up doll? I got a couple in the house. 998 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:02,042 I don't want a fucking blow-up doll. I want my 25 grand. 999 01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:05,746 You'll get it. You're in on the ground floor. We got the... 1000 01:03:05,748 --> 01:03:07,148 We got the Playboy spread coming out. 1001 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:08,983 - Mm-hmm. - She's a brand name. 1002 01:03:08,985 --> 01:03:10,684 She's like Betty fucking Crocker. 1003 01:03:10,686 --> 01:03:12,653 No, she's Linda fucking Lovelace. 1004 01:03:12,655 --> 01:03:15,623 Listen to me. You want to pay us back, 1005 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,858 you get her doing what she's good at. 1006 01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:21,762 Now, I got Deep Throat 2, 3, 4 lined up, ready to go. 1007 01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:23,797 - No... - Now, this is big business we're talking about, 1008 01:03:23,799 --> 01:03:27,066 not some fucking nickel-and-dime shit you're talking about. 1009 01:03:27,068 --> 01:03:31,538 See, that's where you're wrong. This isn't small-time. 1010 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:34,441 I'm meeting this guy at Hef's party, Okay? 1011 01:03:34,443 --> 01:03:36,743 This guy, he owns half the adult bookstores 1012 01:03:36,745 --> 01:03:40,180 on the West Coast, millions in merchandise. 1013 01:03:40,182 --> 01:03:43,049 Linda, like, sweet talks this guy, right? 1014 01:03:43,051 --> 01:03:45,552 Or better yet, she sweet sucks this guy, 1015 01:03:45,554 --> 01:03:48,587 we're made in the shade! 1016 01:03:48,589 --> 01:03:50,656 Come on. You worry too much. 1017 01:03:50,658 --> 01:03:53,158 We're talking about money, Chuck. 1018 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,695 I always worry about money. 1019 01:03:59,532 --> 01:04:02,568 Well, what do I have to lose? 1020 01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:07,906 You know how sometimes... life imitates art? 1021 01:04:11,877 --> 01:04:14,579 I think, um... 1022 01:04:14,581 --> 01:04:17,815 I think this is one of those moments. 1023 01:04:57,288 --> 01:05:00,624 Chuck seems to have left with the car. 1024 01:05:00,626 --> 01:05:03,859 Yeah. I see he hasn't changed. 1025 01:05:03,861 --> 01:05:08,130 - Well, come on. I'll give you a lift. - Really? 1026 01:05:08,132 --> 01:05:10,900 Hey, why don't we go someplace? 1027 01:05:10,902 --> 01:05:15,738 Let's grab a drink somewhere. 1028 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:18,941 - You don't want to? - It's probably best just to take you home, Linda. 1029 01:05:18,943 --> 01:05:20,910 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 1030 01:05:39,261 --> 01:05:41,796 Chuck! 1031 01:05:58,846 --> 01:06:00,013 Hello? 1032 01:06:00,015 --> 01:06:01,815 Hi, Daddy. Did I wake you? 1033 01:06:01,817 --> 01:06:04,818 No. No, no, no. We're just getting up. 1034 01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:07,955 It's late out there, huh? It's Linda. 1035 01:06:07,957 --> 01:06:10,057 Well, who else would it be at this time of day? 1036 01:06:10,059 --> 01:06:12,793 I just got home from a party. 1037 01:06:12,795 --> 01:06:14,928 Yeah, why am I not surprised? 1038 01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,863 No, Daddy, it was a business party. 1039 01:06:17,865 --> 01:06:21,233 But I met Sammy Davis Jr. 1040 01:06:21,235 --> 01:06:25,671 - Who's Sammy Davis Jr.? - You know who he is. He's that colored guy, 1041 01:06:25,673 --> 01:06:29,108 you know, "Mr. Bojangles." 1042 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:33,012 - She's right. - I know who he is, Dorothy. 1043 01:06:33,014 --> 01:06:36,048 I was just joshing. 1044 01:06:39,753 --> 01:06:42,821 Your mother, she, uh... 1045 01:06:44,390 --> 01:06:46,925 Every time that Johnny Carson mentions your name, 1046 01:06:46,927 --> 01:06:49,094 she changes the channel. 1047 01:06:52,398 --> 01:06:54,766 I saw your movie. 1048 01:06:59,071 --> 01:07:01,039 I don't even know who that was up there. 1049 01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:04,042 That's certainly not my little girl. 1050 01:07:08,279 --> 01:07:10,681 I had to walk out. 1051 01:07:14,886 --> 01:07:17,021 Was it something that we did? 1052 01:07:18,657 --> 01:07:21,859 I keep thinking that it has to be. 1053 01:07:30,168 --> 01:07:33,703 I gotta go, Daddy. 1054 01:07:36,373 --> 01:07:39,208 I'll tell your mother you said you're all right. 1055 01:07:39,210 --> 01:07:41,744 I love you. 1056 01:07:45,849 --> 01:07:50,386 I'm sorry, Chuck. I looked everywhere for you. 1057 01:07:51,355 --> 01:07:54,957 You lost us a movie deal tonight, 1058 01:07:54,959 --> 01:07:59,061 just sitting up onstage taking bows like... 1059 01:07:59,063 --> 01:08:01,196 ...Princess fucking Grace. 1060 01:08:01,198 --> 01:08:04,933 - I'm sorry, Chuck. - Fifty, maybe 100,000. 1061 01:08:04,935 --> 01:08:08,236 - To do another fuck film? - No, Linda, it's Shakespeare. 1062 01:08:08,238 --> 01:08:11,406 I told them you do a great English accent, 1063 01:08:11,408 --> 01:08:14,710 particularly with a cock down your throat. 1064 01:08:18,014 --> 01:08:20,315 Hey. Hey! Hey! 1065 01:08:20,317 --> 01:08:22,917 I'm sorry, Chuck. I'm... 1066 01:08:22,919 --> 01:08:28,255 I'm not doing any more porn... ever. 1067 01:08:45,774 --> 01:08:48,742 We're going to a party. Come on. 1068 01:08:50,044 --> 01:08:53,313 - We just came from a party. - Yeah. 1069 01:09:02,523 --> 01:09:05,425 All right, here it is. 1070 01:09:09,864 --> 01:09:11,164 - Hey. - How you doing? 1071 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,965 - Welcome to the party. - Good to see you. 1072 01:09:12,967 --> 01:09:15,134 This is Mr. Shapiro. He's a big-time Hollywood producer. 1073 01:09:15,136 --> 01:09:18,871 I'm a huge fan. I've seen Throat, like, ten times. 1074 01:09:18,873 --> 01:09:21,273 You look like... Let's go inside. It's cool. It's... 1075 01:09:21,275 --> 01:09:23,509 In fact, I'm shooting something right now. 1076 01:09:23,511 --> 01:09:25,110 - It'd be perfect for you. - All right. 1077 01:09:25,112 --> 01:09:26,845 Oh, is that what this... Is this an audition? 1078 01:09:26,847 --> 01:09:29,047 Linda Lovelace audition? No, no. 1079 01:09:29,049 --> 01:09:32,017 - Give me a second. - Absolutely. Sure. 1080 01:09:32,019 --> 01:09:35,487 Just give us some privacy for a minute. Okay. 1081 01:09:35,489 --> 01:09:38,422 You just sit down right here. Just have a seat. 1082 01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:43,060 You will sit here and say nothing, Okay? 1083 01:09:43,062 --> 01:09:46,430 ♪ Keep shaking everything you got ♪ 1084 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,834 ♪ Rock and boogie 1085 01:09:49,836 --> 01:09:51,869 Chuck! 1086 01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:53,971 Chuck! 1087 01:09:53,973 --> 01:09:56,474 - Ah, man, you know what? - What? 1088 01:09:56,476 --> 01:09:58,042 - No. - No, no, no. - Come on. Come on. 1089 01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:02,479 What are you gonna do? 1090 01:10:02,481 --> 01:10:05,115 No, it's gonna be six times the money. Hey! 1091 01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:07,250 Listen to me! Come here. Come here. 1092 01:10:07,252 --> 01:10:09,186 - This is crazy. - Come here. 1093 01:10:09,188 --> 01:10:14,324 Come back in here. Shh! Shut your mouth, Okay? 1094 01:10:14,326 --> 01:10:17,093 - You're gonna do this, you understand me? - What? 1095 01:10:17,095 --> 01:10:19,830 You're gonna do... Just shut it. 1096 01:10:19,832 --> 01:10:23,433 You're gonna do this, and there's nothing you 1097 01:10:23,435 --> 01:10:28,137 or Hugh fucking Hefner can do about it, all right? 1098 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,908 - We're Okay? - Okay. 1099 01:10:34,979 --> 01:10:38,848 Okay, Okay. I'll talk to her. 1100 01:10:41,051 --> 01:10:42,518 Chuck. 1101 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,520 You know what? I don't think this is gonna... 1102 01:10:44,522 --> 01:10:46,622 - Oh, no, no. This'll work fine. - No. 1103 01:10:46,624 --> 01:10:49,225 Just... Yeah, it's just... Okay, all right. That's... 1104 01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:54,062 - Baby, got a good one. - Chuck! Chuck! 1105 01:10:54,064 --> 01:10:57,999 No... 1106 01:10:59,602 --> 01:11:02,237 Aw, man. Hi. 1107 01:11:28,029 --> 01:11:30,130 You all right? 1108 01:11:35,603 --> 01:11:37,971 Hey! Hey! 1109 01:11:40,108 --> 01:11:42,341 Linda! Linda! Hey! 1110 01:11:46,114 --> 01:11:49,916 Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey! Stay down. Stay down. 1111 01:11:49,918 --> 01:11:52,151 Oh, my God. 1112 01:11:57,157 --> 01:11:59,191 Oh, my God. 1113 01:12:03,630 --> 01:12:06,598 Oh, Jesus. Get up. 1114 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,199 Get up. 1115 01:12:11,337 --> 01:12:14,139 Oh, shit. 1116 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,542 Step away from the lady! 1117 01:12:17,544 --> 01:12:19,678 - Sir, step away from the lady! - She's my wife. 1118 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,148 - Step away from the lady now! - Look, I'm her husband. 1119 01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:26,718 - Is that true, ma'am? - Yeah. 1120 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,420 Ma'am, are you Okay? 1121 01:12:32,090 --> 01:12:35,426 Wait a minute. I know you. You're that chick, right? 1122 01:12:35,428 --> 01:12:38,595 - That's Linda Lovelace. - Blow-job girl? 1123 01:12:38,597 --> 01:12:42,733 Sir, take her home, and get her cleaned up, Okay? 1124 01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:46,370 - You have a good night. - Yeah. 1125 01:12:47,505 --> 01:12:49,640 Uh, hey, Miss Lovelace? 1126 01:12:51,209 --> 01:12:55,312 Uh, think I could have your autograph? 1127 01:14:08,350 --> 01:14:10,217 Hi, operator. 1128 01:14:10,219 --> 01:14:13,253 I'd like to make a collect call. 1129 01:14:17,792 --> 01:14:22,796 I wanted to talk to you about the money Chuck owes. 1130 01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:28,268 You mean, uh, the money you and Chuck owe? 1131 01:14:28,270 --> 01:14:31,304 Chuck always handled the money, 1132 01:14:31,306 --> 01:14:33,073 so I've never seen any of it. 1133 01:14:33,075 --> 01:14:36,475 Okay, Linda, listen to me. Just do another movie. 1134 01:14:36,477 --> 01:14:40,813 Call it whatever you want, Really Deep Throat, I don't care. 1135 01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:45,084 One more movie, and youse both out of debt. 1136 01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:47,719 The world wants to see you, Linda, 1137 01:14:47,721 --> 01:14:50,255 but they only want to see you do one thing. 1138 01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:52,825 You do another movie, I'm gonna make sure 1139 01:14:52,827 --> 01:14:56,128 it's a classy production, and you're gonna have any director you want. 1140 01:14:56,130 --> 01:15:00,632 I'm gonna bring Harry back. Come on. It'll be like old times. 1141 01:15:02,301 --> 01:15:04,235 Jesus. 1142 01:15:09,475 --> 01:15:12,343 I just can't do it anymore. 1143 01:15:21,687 --> 01:15:26,356 - Here you go. Thanks. - Thank you. 1144 01:16:15,907 --> 01:16:19,274 Hello? Linda? 1145 01:16:19,276 --> 01:16:21,476 - Shh. Shh. - Can I help you? 1146 01:16:21,478 --> 01:16:27,282 Linda, it's Chuck, and I told you I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1147 01:16:27,284 --> 01:16:31,519 - This is the hotel operator. - Oh. 1148 01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:33,721 Um... 1149 01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:36,224 Traynor. Traynor's room. 1150 01:16:36,226 --> 01:16:37,425 Could you spell that, please? 1151 01:16:37,427 --> 01:16:41,261 Traynor, T - r - a - y - n - o - r? 1152 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,932 - T - r - a - y - n - o - r? - Yeah. 1153 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,900 Checking. 1154 01:16:46,902 --> 01:16:49,336 I'm sorry. I don't see a guest by that name. 1155 01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:53,574 Try Boreman. B - o - r - e - e - m - a - n? 1156 01:16:53,576 --> 01:16:56,843 - B - o - r - e - e - m - a - n? - Um... 1157 01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,614 Any other... another name? 1158 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:04,284 Uh, Lovelace? 1159 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:08,621 I'm sorry. There isn't a guest under that name. 1160 01:17:08,623 --> 01:17:10,690 Hello? 1161 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,600 You stupid bitch. 1162 01:18:01,806 --> 01:18:03,907 Fuck. 1163 01:18:20,891 --> 01:18:23,693 Linda? Linda? 1164 01:18:23,695 --> 01:18:25,061 Linda? 1165 01:18:26,897 --> 01:18:29,299 Hey, Charlie. 1166 01:18:29,301 --> 01:18:33,469 Um... I thought you said Linda was staying here. 1167 01:18:33,471 --> 01:18:38,574 She was. We switched rooms this morning. 1168 01:18:38,576 --> 01:18:41,744 You're gonna have to find yourself a new porn star, Charlie. 1169 01:18:41,746 --> 01:18:44,080 Um... 1170 01:18:44,082 --> 01:18:47,449 Hey. Hey, man. Is...? 1171 01:18:51,387 --> 01:18:53,355 No. No, no, no, no. 1172 01:18:53,357 --> 01:18:55,691 - Turn around. Turn around. - No. 1173 01:18:58,795 --> 01:19:01,830 Aah! 1174 01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:09,905 Fucker. You're not gonna... 1175 01:19:09,907 --> 01:19:11,639 You're not gonna see her! 1176 01:19:11,641 --> 01:19:14,542 You're not gonna think about her! 1177 01:19:59,687 --> 01:20:02,121 Hello? 1178 01:20:02,123 --> 01:20:04,089 This is Linda Marchiano. 1179 01:20:09,796 --> 01:20:11,730 Oh, my God. 1180 01:20:12,966 --> 01:20:15,000 Okay. 1181 01:20:15,835 --> 01:20:19,171 Okay. Okay, bye. 1182 01:20:23,910 --> 01:20:26,043 That was my publisher. 1183 01:20:26,045 --> 01:20:28,112 I passed the polygraph. 1184 01:20:29,848 --> 01:20:31,883 They believe me. 1185 01:20:33,419 --> 01:20:35,553 You really want this? 1186 01:20:37,523 --> 01:20:41,125 I just really want people to know what happened, you know. 1187 01:20:45,664 --> 01:20:47,765 Well, we'll explain in just a moment, uh, 1188 01:20:47,767 --> 01:20:50,134 why she is no longer this person. 1189 01:20:50,136 --> 01:20:52,736 I hope she won't be offended if I identify her by the name 1190 01:20:52,738 --> 01:20:55,071 that really has become world-famous, 1191 01:20:55,073 --> 01:20:56,673 a woman who starred in what has been called 1192 01:20:56,675 --> 01:20:58,642 the Gone With the Wind of pornography. 1193 01:20:58,644 --> 01:21:01,511 Would you please welcome Linda Lovelace? 1194 01:21:11,222 --> 01:21:13,990 Linda Lovelace's book is titled Ordeal, 1195 01:21:13,992 --> 01:21:16,058 and it really was. This is the... 1196 01:21:16,060 --> 01:21:17,893 This is the grimmest book I've ever read in my life. 1197 01:21:17,895 --> 01:21:19,528 I mean, you've been beaten, knocked around, 1198 01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:21,831 I mean, every liberty in the world. 1199 01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:23,933 How'd you get involved with all that stuff? 1200 01:21:23,935 --> 01:21:27,570 I mean, how could a nice girl like you... How do you answer that? 1201 01:21:27,572 --> 01:21:31,106 Well, I had the misfortune of meeting Chuck Traynor. 1202 01:21:31,108 --> 01:21:33,676 But it didn't start out like you're describing. 1203 01:21:33,678 --> 01:21:37,480 He was a... a gentleman when I first met him. 1204 01:21:37,482 --> 01:21:40,549 He was always opening doors for me and lighting my cigarettes, 1205 01:21:40,551 --> 01:21:43,751 and he was very charming when he wanted to be. 1206 01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:46,721 And I was young, you know. I was... 1207 01:21:46,723 --> 01:21:51,893 I was 21 when I went to live with him. 1208 01:21:51,895 --> 01:21:57,699 And it wasn't until after that that things just started to change. 1209 01:21:57,701 --> 01:22:03,505 Uh, he started talking about different sexual things, 1210 01:22:03,507 --> 01:22:07,875 things that I had never heard of before, 1211 01:22:07,877 --> 01:22:11,078 things that I couldn't imagine, you know. 1212 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,181 I didn't want to. You know, I was raised... 1213 01:22:14,183 --> 01:22:17,818 I was raised to obey my husband, 1214 01:22:17,820 --> 01:22:21,121 to please him, for better or for worse, 1215 01:22:21,123 --> 01:22:25,225 - so that's what I did. - Dear God. 1216 01:22:27,161 --> 01:22:29,630 Linda, I have read your book, Ordeal, 1217 01:22:29,632 --> 01:22:32,298 and I still find it very hard to relate to you 1218 01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:35,134 and to believe that you have become a changed person. 1219 01:22:35,136 --> 01:22:38,771 I expect people to have great difficulty 1220 01:22:38,773 --> 01:22:41,107 realizing how hard it was for me to get out, 1221 01:22:41,109 --> 01:22:44,243 but I think people who have known fear 1222 01:22:44,245 --> 01:22:46,913 will understand it, though, immediately. 1223 01:22:46,915 --> 01:22:49,982 Linda, do you think this book will help bring about, 1224 01:22:49,984 --> 01:22:53,553 you know, any change for other girls that are in this predicament? 1225 01:22:53,555 --> 01:22:56,621 I do have that hope. I... God forbid there's somebody out there 1226 01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:59,291 that's going through what I went through. 1227 01:22:59,293 --> 01:23:03,295 And maybe they can get the courage to get out of it. 1228 01:23:03,297 --> 01:23:07,332 I hope this book helps her to realize that... 1229 01:23:07,334 --> 01:23:11,102 ...that you can come out of this a complete person again. 1230 01:23:11,104 --> 01:23:14,639 Linda, you really were, and are, but especially in the early seventies, 1231 01:23:14,641 --> 01:23:17,275 you were quite a celebrity. Everybody talked about you. 1232 01:23:17,277 --> 01:23:23,080 All conversations about you include a normal statement 1233 01:23:23,082 --> 01:23:25,082 that comes out dirty because of the context. 1234 01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:26,684 That's an awful way for you... 1235 01:23:26,686 --> 01:23:28,118 That's gonna follow you forever. 1236 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:30,688 You know, I spent exactly 17 days 1237 01:23:30,690 --> 01:23:36,026 in the pornography industry, and somehow these 17 days 1238 01:23:36,028 --> 01:23:38,128 are supposed to define who I am for the rest of my life, 1239 01:23:38,130 --> 01:23:42,800 but I hope that people can see me 1240 01:23:42,802 --> 01:23:44,702 for who I really am. 1241 01:23:44,704 --> 01:23:47,971 I mean, Linda Lovelace was a fictitious character. 1242 01:23:47,973 --> 01:23:50,306 My name is Linda Marchiano. 1243 01:23:50,308 --> 01:23:53,009 I can finally be myself. 1244 01:23:53,011 --> 01:23:55,712 I'm a mother and a wife, 1245 01:23:55,714 --> 01:23:58,815 and that is where I found my joy. 1246 01:24:11,828 --> 01:24:14,763 Go ahead. We'll give you a minute, all right? 1247 01:24:14,765 --> 01:24:16,198 Okay. 1248 01:24:30,146 --> 01:24:32,414 You made it. 1249 01:25:14,889 --> 01:25:17,390 I love you, Mom. 1250 01:25:21,429 --> 01:25:25,931 Oh, let's not make a federal case out of this. 1251 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,735 - Hey. - Hi. 1252 01:25:29,737 --> 01:25:32,938 - Hey, how are you? - Good. 1253 01:25:32,940 --> 01:25:35,741 Let's get you something to eat. 1254 01:25:35,743 --> 01:25:37,910 Good to see you. How you doing? What have we got here? 1255 01:25:37,912 --> 01:25:42,314 Oh. Good to see you, man. How you doing? 94718