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No, dad, no. Okay.
It needs to go up.
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More. More. Up more.
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Down a tiny bit.
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Perfect. Twin sister
officially welcomed.
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Bam! What?!
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Okay... mom?
Mm?
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Snack update.
Where's Liv's favorite dip?
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Oh, you mean this dip?
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You two are eating the dip?!
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This is Wisconsin.
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You can't welcome people home without dip!
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You two are officially banned
from the "welcome home" zone!
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Maddie, honey, if you're freaking out
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because your sister Liv
is coming home, then...
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Then we should talk.
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Mom... she's my twin.
My built-in best friend.
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I'm not freaking out.
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Of course I'm freaking out!
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Starting tomorrow, I'm going to school
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with my celebrity sis.
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And we have the same face,
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yet she's
"the cute one."
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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There's a bunch of people
with cameras on our lawn.
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Ohh!
Oh!
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I'll miss you, paparazzi.
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When I walk through this door,
I will be just
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another regular
15-year-old girl.
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I just finished the final season
of my smash-tastic tv show...
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♪ "sing it loud"
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oh... it was one of those
super-realistic shows
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where kids suddenly break
into song for no reason.
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And I loved Hollywood, and I was offered,
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like, a quizzillion other shows and movies.
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But I missed my family,
and it was time to come home.
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Aah! You stole my face!
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I had it first.
Ohh!
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Take notes.
That's what it looks like
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when a girl is happyto see you.
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Thanks, Parker. And this is
what it looks like
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inside my armpit.
Ohh!
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Ohh! I was so worried you guys
had grown up when I was away.
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Yeah, there's no chance of that happening.
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Uh, the people who gave you life
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are still waiting for their hug.
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Sorry about
the camera-palooza.
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They're just here for my homecoming.
Oh, who cares?
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All my babies are under one roof.
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Pull it in. Tighter.
Family photo time. Okay.
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Okay. Okay, let me see
if I can do this.
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Let me just do this. Okay.
Okay. That's the best angle.
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Pick your face up...
okay...
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No, no, my good side.
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Okay, okay, okay. I'm learning. I'm learning.
Mom, if you could get my good side.
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Okay. Hold on. Let me...
wait.
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O-okay.
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Mom. Mom, mom, mom.
Mom... okay. Okay...
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I got this.
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Okay, people, say
"dazzleberry!"
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Dazzleberry!
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♪ Better in stereo
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♪ b-b-better in stereo
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Okay, returning fashionista,
which glasses should I go with...
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Green... purple?
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Mm... mm... mm.
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If I were you, I'd go with contacts
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and a little bit of mascara.
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How great is this?
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Liv and Maddie,
back in the same room together?
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Oh, I got you a little
welcome-home gift.
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Ta-da!
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O... m... wowza!
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Take a diva moment.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ yeah
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♪ wow
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we heard a noise.
Everything okay?
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Liv and Maddie are best friends,
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but being a twin can get intense.
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In sixth grade, there was an incident
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with a curling iron.
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In my defense, who sneaks up behind someone
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and tries to curl their hair?
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I have a huge scar.
It's right here.
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Okay, well, it's here somewhere.
I'm gonna find it.
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It's horrible.
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I am so glad you're home.
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There is something I have been
dying to talk to you about.
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This is about a boy!
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How do you know that?
When you get nervous,
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you still play with that charm
bracelet that I gave you.
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Anyway, back to the boy.
Is he cute?
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Are you nosey and sparkly?
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Then he is cute!
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Okay... spill.
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Okay, well, his name is diggie...
Mm-hmm.
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And he's the Captain of
the basketball team.
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And you know that competitive thing I get
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where I grind my opponents into submission?
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He has it, too.
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Wow! Blush much?
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Someone has a serious case
of the diggies!
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I do.
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This is so great
to talk about. Ha ha!
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I'm actually kinda hoping he asks me
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to the dance this weekend.
And he hasn't exactly...
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Oh! Speaking of dance.
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I have the series finale of
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♪ "sing it loud"
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do you want a sneak peek?
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♪
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♪ I've tried to cut these corners ♪
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♪ tried to take the easy way
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♪ I kept on falling short of something ♪
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♪ I could have gave up then but ♪
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♪ then again, I couldn't have 'cause ♪
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♪ I traveled all this way for something ♪
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♪ I take it in but don't look down ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm on top of the world, 'ay ♪
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♪ I'm on the top of the world, 'ay ♪
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uh, Liv, this is great, but...
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We were talking about diggie, so...
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Oh, absolutely.
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But in my defense, you haven't
even seen the best part!
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♪ 'Cause I'm on the topof the world ♪
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♪ and I know it's hard whenyou're falling down ♪
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♪ and it's a long way up
when you hit the ground ♪
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♪ get up now, get up ♪
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♪ get up now ♪ I'm on top of the world
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♪ and I know it's hard when
you're falling down ♪
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♪ and it's a long way up
when you hit the ground ♪
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♪ get up now, get up, get up now ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm on topof the world ♪
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what did you think?
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I think you cut me off
when I was talking about
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something really important to me.
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Liv, you're the first person
I've even mentioned diggie to.
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Well, Maddie, you're the first
person I've shown this to.
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Except for everybody on the plane.
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They all thought it was amazing.
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You know what I think is amazing?
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I actually thought we were
gonna talk about me for once.
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Oh... we...
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We weren't... we weren't
listening.
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Neither was she.
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm just gonna hold on to this curling iron
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for the next few years.
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Parker, what are you doingin the garage?
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Do mom and dad know you're awake?
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I doubt it. They're too focused
on Liv and Maddie
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to notice anything we're doing.
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I spent all afternoon on the roof
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with a homemade catapult
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blasting joggers with
buckets of mashed potatoes.
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Ha! You know what?
You're right.
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They didn't say a word
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when I made beans and didn't clean the pot.
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Okay, yeah, the two of us
are using our freedom
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a little differently.
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Okay, wait. If we can
get away with anything...
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We should team up
for something... big.
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You mean take the car and drive to Vegas?!
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Okay, smaller.
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Let's put this tv in our room.
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But mom and dad said that
we can't have a tv in our room.
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Mom and dad who?
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What if our room wasn't...
Our room?
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What if it was our...
Bro cave?
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Ah! Bro cave! I love it!
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What's a bro cave?
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Forget this crummy garage.
In our bro cave,
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we would have everything we want,
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and we'd never have to leave our room.
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Uh, tv, food, a hot tub with a high dive.
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That invisible zebra
you're always talking to.
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I was 4! Let it go!
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Bro, no parents, no twins.
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Just you and me
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blasting mutant videogame bunnies
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in our underwear!
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Close your eyes...
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And let me take you there.
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Never gets old.
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Is it just me,or is Liv moving home
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gonna be harder than we thought?
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It's not gonna be easy,
but we'll make it work.
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We just have to have eyes
in the back of our heads.
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Mmm. Sure, there's four of them
and we're outnumbered,
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but we are smarter than they are.
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Mm, oh, yeah.
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Unlike the Johnsons next door.
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I'm pretty sure it was their jerk kid Ernie
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who hit me with a glob
of mashed potatoes earlier.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Boom. Boom. Boom!
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Send!
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You guys are so sweet.
Thank you so much.
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I so wasn't expecting that.
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Okay, mom and dad.
Initiate turtle mode!
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Dad coaches my basketball team,
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and mom's the school psychologist.
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And of course Liv knew this when
she was living in Hollywood.
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But knowing it and feeling
the shame of them walking
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past you in the hall
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are two completely different things.
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Think we've embarrassed them enough?
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Not quite.
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Hi. Maddie.
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I'm sorry about last night.
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I really wasn't trying to get
you all grumpelstiltskin.
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That's okay. You were just
excited to show me your video.
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Well, I'm glad we're okay.
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Did you want to see it again?
No.
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What's up, Rooney?
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'Sup, diggie?
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Oh. So this is diggie.
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Live and in person
for your viewing pleasure!
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Oh, I...
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I want to be a sports
announcer after I play pro ball,
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so I'm just practicing.
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With authority.
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Fun. How would you
introduce me?
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If you're seeing double,
do not adjust your screens.
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It's the incomparable, the unstoppable,
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if she were popcorn, she'd poppable...
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Liv Rooney!
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Um, approved.
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So, Rooney classic,
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what are you doing later?
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Um...
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Stuff.
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Okay. Ha. Got it.
Well...
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Peace out, rooneys.
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"'Sup"? "Stuff"?
That's how you flirt?
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Liv, flirting's a game, okay?
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If diggie knows I like him,
I lose the advantage.
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And if I lose the advantage, I lose.
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And I don't lose!
Bam! What?!
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Okay, stop with all the sports
nonsense and listen to me.
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If you want diggie to ask you
to that dance,
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you need major help.
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No. I do not need your help
getting diggie, okay?
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Do you hear me?
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Do not help.
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Seriously, have you ever heard
such a clear cry for help?
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And the easiest way for meto help Maddie...
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Was to become Maddie.
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Whoa!
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'Sup, Joey?
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It's me... Maddie.
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It's not really Maddie.
It's Liv!
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Liv, what are you doing?
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Maddie and I got off on the wrong foot,
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so I'm gonna fix it in the way that only
259
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,550
an actress like me can...
260
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,720
I'm gonna land her a date to the dance.
261
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,780
I wish I had a twin that would help me
262
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,790
land a date to the dance.
263
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,460
I would call him Michael.
264
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,790
'Sup, diggie?
265
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,360
'Sup, Rooney?
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00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,560
Stuff.
267
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,370
So, what do you say?
268
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,400
You, me, dance, this weekend?
269
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440
Bam! What?!
270
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,740
Oh, wow, this is
kind of awkward. Um...
271
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,450
I just don't feel that way about you.
272
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,650
So... sorry.
273
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,650
Michael would have nailed that.
274
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:49,580
Hey! There is some major
twin drama about to go down,
275
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,620
and it is the perfect opportunity
276
00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:56,460
to complete... the bro cave!
277
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,890
Think big. Shock me!
278
00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:01,790
Maybe we should...
279
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:02,930
Take a car and drive to Vegas!
280
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,500
We are not driving to Vegas!
281
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,670
Fine!
282
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,670
Well, I do get a little thirsty
283
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,440
eating all that popcorn.
284
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,580
Now that little rat brain
of yours is clicking.
285
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,620
The bro cave was complete...
286
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,850
But it's a little trickier
287
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,750
dragging a 200-pound fridge
up the stairs
288
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,490
than you might think.
289
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,860
Here's a tip.
290
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:34,660
Take the milk out of the fridge
before you start moving it.
291
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,500
And the eggs.
292
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,630
Hey, fellas, I need to talk to you.
293
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,440
It has been an honor, soldier.
294
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,680
You guys holding up okay?
295
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,650
I know your mother and I have been
296
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,820
a littledistracted
with Liv and Maddie.
297
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,750
Everything all right?
298
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:04,620
Yeah. You take care
of those two troublemakers.
299
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:06,760
Don't give us another thought.
300
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,660
All right.
301
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,760
You're the best.
302
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,600
Now let go of my hand, you munch.
303
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,470
Mom! I seriously
need to talk to you
304
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:23,740
about a major family situation.
305
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,410
I have been waiting for this!
306
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,580
Family meeting!
Family meeting!
307
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,420
I created family meetings
308
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,690
to give everyone a forum
to share their feelings.
309
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,820
Which gets crazy boring.
310
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,860
So I added a shot clock.
311
00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:42,460
Ten seconds to say what needs to be said,
312
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,660
then...
313
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,430
Ooh!
314
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,600
Liv has something she wants to talk about.
315
00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:49,430
So go ahead, honey.
We're listening.
316
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,770
Um...
317
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,510
You know, I was really just gonna have
318
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:59,750
a private chat with mom,
but seeing as we're all here,
319
00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:02,580
let me just say...
320
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,780
It is snaptastic to be home with the fam.
321
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,790
Missed you guys so much.
322
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,720
So very, very, very, very, very...
323
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:16,430
Much.
324
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,800
Wait, honey, that's what
you wanted to talk about?
325
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,530
Well, it's sweet and all,
but it is a gross misuse
326
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,630
of the family meeting.
327
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,440
Yeah. No, I know. I thought
you were gonna tell Maddie...
328
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:29,740
That you talked to diggie...
329
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,840
About the dance...
330
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,420
Liv, what is he talking about?
331
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,780
Maddie, I...
332
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,650
Pretend to be you and I asked
diggie to the dance
333
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,590
and he said he doesn't
like you in that way.
334
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,590
Feels so good to get it off my chest.
335
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,860
Who's next?
You did what?
336
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,460
It's all right, Maddie.
Everyone will get their turn.
337
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,860
Yeah, and I'm up.
What I want to know
338
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:54,600
is why I can't poop with the door open?
339
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:58,570
Everyone in the house
had changed my diaper!
340
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:00,510
What are we running from, people?
341
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,810
You pretended to be me?!
342
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,550
Maddie, I promise I was
just trying to help you.
343
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,910
No, Liv, you were not trying to help me.
344
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,680
I told you to leave diggie alone.
345
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,680
But the great Liv Rooney
just had to step in
346
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,490
and try and fix my life!
347
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,790
Well, guess what?
348
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,720
My life doesn't need fixing!
349
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,390
Ooh, it was so much easier
being your sister
350
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,860
when you were 2,000 miles away.
I wish you never came home!
351
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,700
Maddie!
Fine, I'll go back!
352
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,430
Liv!
Good! Go!
353
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,870
Ugh!
Ugh!
354
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:36,830
Liv Hollywood meant all eyes back on us.
355
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,400
And that means we'd have
to dismantle the bro cave.
356
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,370
I'm gonna miss it!
357
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,170
Liv, honey, I'm coming upstairs.
358
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,570
We need to talk.
359
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,180
Everything okay, Joey?
360
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,280
Never better, baby.
361
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,290
Honey... it's mom.
362
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,490
Mom, you're not changing my mind.
363
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,360
Are you sure
364
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,470
that moving back to Hollywood
is the best idea?
365
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,370
I lived with aunt dina for four years,
366
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,500
and it was better for everyone.
367
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,440
Honey, I understand that.
368
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,470
But let's... let's dialogue
it out,
369
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,480
and we'll all make a decision together.
370
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:29,310
Oh, we weren't gonna make
this decision together.
371
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,380
She's 15.
We're her parents.
372
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:35,150
She wasn't going anywhere, but I wanted her
373
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,490
to feel heard.
374
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,390
If she tried to leave this house,
375
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,620
I was literally going to sit on her.
376
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,260
Ooh!
377
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,570
This girl is en fuego!
378
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,500
Hey.
Hey.
379
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,240
I need to talk to you.
380
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,170
I want you to know
why I said no about the dance.
381
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,410
Well...
382
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,510
This couldn't get any more awkward.
383
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,180
Out of our way!
384
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:05,210
We have got a bro cave to dismantle!
385
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,180
What do you know?
Got more awkward.
386
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,320
I said no because I knew it was Liv.
387
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,220
What?
388
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,160
Yeah. She, um,
389
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,490
didn't do that cute thing you do
390
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,360
with your charm bracelet
when you're nervous.
391
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,530
Oh...
392
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,240
I'm an athlete.
I don't get nervous.
393
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,300
Mm-hmm. I know you,
Maddie.
394
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,340
Your sister has the same face, but...
395
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,510
I know you.
396
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,610
Eep!
397
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,510
So...
398
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,220
Rooney...
399
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,220
You want to go to that dance?
400
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,520
Yes.
401
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,460
Just to be clear, though...
402
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:49,190
Hmm.
403
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,390
I won this, right?
404
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,630
No.
405
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:59,400
I win because I get to
take you to the dance.
406
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,170
Oh...
407
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:05,340
That's what losers say!
Bam! What?!
408
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,340
Liv, if you're leaving,
409
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,110
you should probably take this with you.
410
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,520
Wow.
411
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,490
Remember when you two made that?
412
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,460
"Sisters by chance, friends by choice"?
413
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,420
It's so corny.
414
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:26,160
Liv, honey, twins are special.
415
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,300
Since the day you were born,
it's never been just Liv
416
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,370
and it's never been just Maddie.
417
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,600
It's always been
"liv and Maddie."
418
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,410
You'll always be sisters, honey.
419
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,310
But it's hard to be best friends
420
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,340
if you're 2,000 miles away.
421
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,210
What, you think I'm just gonna
422
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,280
fall to pieces over
a second grade art project?
423
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,150
Maddie...
424
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,320
All right, come on, Parker.
425
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,330
We have got a fridge
to move. Go! Go! Go!
426
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,390
You know, in a weird way, we kinda have
427
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:00,630
Liv to thank for this.
428
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:04,230
Yeah, you're right.
Hmm.
429
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,530
Liv.
430
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:09,270
Um, I have to stop her.
431
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,370
By the way...
432
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,310
I'm not wearing a dress to that dance.
433
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,450
Where's Liv?
434
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,250
She just left.
No!
435
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,180
She went out back to look for you.
436
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,250
Could have been a little clearer
when I asked you the first time.
437
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,450
Where's Maddie?
438
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,420
Uh, inside.
439
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,630
Maddie!
Liv!
440
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,430
I have to talk to you.
I have to talk to you.
441
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,330
Okay, yeah. You first.
442
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,640
I have to catch my breath.
443
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:43,310
I don't usually do my own stunts.
444
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,640
Liv, what I said was mean.
445
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,340
I'm totally psyched
you came home from Hollywood.
446
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,380
I'm sorry.
447
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,680
No, you were right.
448
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:52,310
I shouldn't have tried
to fix your life. I'm sorry.
449
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,420
Diggie asked me to the dance.
450
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,620
Get this. He only said no
because he knew it was you.
451
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,260
Knew it was me?
452
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:03,490
Please, no.
453
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,690
I do Maddie better than Maddie does, okay?
454
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,630
Bam! Who?!
455
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:12,270
Wait. Is it "bam! What?"
456
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,300
Oh, no way!
457
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,540
I remember when we made this.
458
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:21,540
"Sisters by chance,
friends by choice."
459
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,280
So corny.
460
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,510
So corny.
461
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,280
Liv, please don't leave.
462
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,390
You couldn't drag me away.
463
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,390
Oh, I am gonna lose it.
464
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,190
Hold it together.
Hold it together.
465
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,280
Vegas?
466
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,310
Vegas!
467
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:06,590
Parker, if you're not gonna close the door,
468
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,660
at least don't make eye contact!
469
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:11,560
It's only weird if you make it weird!
470
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,460
Ooh, ooh!
471
00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:21,240
You starting lineup for tonight's dance...
472
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:24,370
Diggie and Maddie!
473
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,480
That's cute.
Good evening...
474
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,250
Have her home by 11:00.
Okay.
475
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,220
Whoa!
476
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,460
I-I think I swallowed
my gum.
477
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:45,190
Am I a miracle worker?
A little bit.
478
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,360
Photo time, so come...
come on down.
479
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:51,600
Um...
480
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,570
I can't do this.
481
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,670
You heard the girl.
She changed her mind. Beat it.
482
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,510
Oh.
483
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,580
That's better.
484
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:08,550
Um, Maddie, this is a dance.
You can't...
485
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,420
Uh! I put a dress on.
Do not push it.
486
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,390
Wait. Photo time.
487
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,560
Say "dazzleberry."
488
00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:19,330
Dazzleberry!
489
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,730
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