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Lady Luck
is on your side
from LA to Vegas.
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What, are you gonna put
a sock on the cockpit door?
Don't cockpit-block me.
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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.
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And check out
our other Fox programs,
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The Mick, The Last Man on Earth,
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and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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The kids are gonna love it.
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Only on Fox.
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This is your captain.
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As we make our final descent
into Los Angeles,
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we here at Jackpot would like
to thank you for being a...
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Son of a bitch!
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You bunch of useless bastards!
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How do you miss that shot?
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Should you be doing that
right now?
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I got a lot of money
riding on this game.
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More than your car is worth.
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You bet $80,000 on a game?
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What? No, what the hell
kind of car do you...
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Somebody grab a rebound!
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You know, if you want to focus
on that, I can land the...
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Stop talking. Every time you
talk, the other team scores.
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Damn it.
Now that you're not talking,
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the other team is scoring more.
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- Talk again.
- Um, well, wh-when I was young,
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I-I saw my best friend get
kidnapped from a movie theater.
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I didn't say anything.
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Come on, come on, shoot.
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-Shoot! Shoot!
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Oh, God.
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Did you win?
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Jackpot Airlines.
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Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.
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♪
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Remember that announcement
I made a few minutes ago?
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About everyone closing
their laptops before landing?
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You're right.
I didn't mean you.
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You're different.
You're special.
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You're not
understanding sarcasm.
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I'm sorry, Bernard,
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but my professor evaluations
just came through.
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And I only got one apple
out of five.
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I once got a staph infection
at an Airbnb.
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I still gave it two stars.
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Well, you could think of it
as a challenge.
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And you have no idea
how boring it gets
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- getting only good reviews
all the time.
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- Mm. -Especially
when those good reviews
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are covered by nothing
but a thin layer of sweatpant.
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I remember the good old days
when people
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would dress up to be perverts.
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I once saw Gregory Peck
walk into a strip club
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in top hat and tails.
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You know the worst part? None of
the students even left comments.
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How am I supposed to know what
I'm doing wrong?
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Hey. I say it's better
without comments.
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Hearing the truth never helps.
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I'll give you example.
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Hey, you have weird neck,
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and you gave it to baby.
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You see?
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That doesn't make it better.
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Thank you for flying Jackpot.
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Thanks. Oh. Wait, no, no, no,
no, no. That's not garbage.
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My life is in here.
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I got evicted from my apartment
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and only had ten minutes
to pack.
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This is everything I own
worth keeping.
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Oh, Ronnie. You continue to
teach me that "sad"
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is a diamond
with infinite facets.
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- How did you get yourself
evicted? -Well...
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Instead of focusing
on the negative,
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they could've just been happy
I'm trying to quit smoking.
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I wish it was 2005,
so I could call you a hot mess.
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I mean, I can tell
how many glasses of wine
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you had last night
just by looking at you.
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-Three.
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Oh, girl, and it was boxed.
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Actually, it was canned.
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Bernard, that's brilliant.
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That's the kind of insight
I need.
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Could you come to my class
and tell me
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what's wrong with my teaching?
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I need your brutal
but cheeky honesty.
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No, don't help him. Help me.
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Okay, you have the posture
of a Disney witch.
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No, not more insults.
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I need somewhere to stay
until I find a new apartment.
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Okay, fine. You can stay
with me. Briefly.
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And you, King's Speech.
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I'll come to your class
and rip you apart.
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But I need to know:
do you have a family history
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of insecurity and depression?
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Well, I'm British.
So, yes. Yeah.
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Hey, Captain Dave.
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Captain Dave!
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Run to my voice.
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Captain Dave.
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Oh, hey, Artem.
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I didn't see you there.
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Oh, that was a tough loss.
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You know, I wish
everyone could be winners,
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but then there would be no one
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that owed me money.
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By the way, you owe me money.
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You know what? I don't
have it on me or near me.
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I will get it the day
after today.
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-Deal.
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Just tell me where you live.
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I'll come, get money.
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I'm actually flying out to
Wyoming, but don't worry,
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I'll let you know as soon
as I'm back in town.
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Oh, here's my ride.
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Say hello to Wyoming.
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Of all the Tetons,
they have the grandest.
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Hi, roomie.
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Here are the house rules.
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No shoes on
the Bowron sheepskin,
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pillows are decorative
unless otherwise noted,
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and your bathroom is the
Bristol Farms down the street.
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This is the whole list.
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I didn't know they made
a font this small.
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6:00 is kimono hour.
If you don't have a kimono,
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you'll be rented one
at a competitive rate.
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I think I have one of those.
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That is a sari.
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What are you trying to pull?
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Okay. So, lots of rules.
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But that's okay,
I can handle this.
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Anything else I should know?
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Yes. Never... no matter
what you see, what you hear...
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Never, ever, open that red door.
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So, welcome, girl.
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Oh, hey, Artem, I know I said
I'd be back soon,
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but I'm still in Yellowstone.
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Three, two, one.
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Wow, that's a reliable geyser.
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Well, got to go. No...
reception.
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Ronnie?
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Hands off, I have Hep C!
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I'm...
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I'm sorry,
that's a little technique
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I learned at
a self-defense class.
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Did you sleep here?
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What happened to staying
with Bernard?
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It just didn't work out.
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Ronnie.
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Was I not clear?
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So we mutually agreed
to part ways.
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It was just so many rules, and
rules are for work, you know?
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When I get home, I just want to
relax and open any door I want.
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Well, you can't stay here.
Sleeping in places like this
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is probably how you got Hep C
in the first place.
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No, I don't...
I don't actually have...
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Never mind. I'll be fine.
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When I'm in L.A.,
I'll sleep here,
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and on layovers, Jackpot puts us
up in a hotel anyway.
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Lots of flight attendants do it,
just look at Mernine.
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This is my favorite episode
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- of Friends.
- Oh, hey, Mernine.
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Look, I hate seeing you
like this.
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- And as your mentor...
- You're not my mentor.
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It's my job to help you tap
into your potential.
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So I'm gonna make you an offer
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I've never extended
to anyone before.
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I'm inviting you to stay with me
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until you get back on your feet.
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Thank you, but I'm fine.
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This place isn't that bad.
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I have a roof over my head,
a comfortable couch.
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Mernine is 34 years old.
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Yeah, let's get out of here.
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Thank you for flying Jackpot.
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And so the principle
of opportunity cost,
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as demonstrated very clearly
in this next slide is...
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Why are the lights on?
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you
what's going on. You.
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And on and on and on and on.
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You bored everyone out of here.
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Well, not everyone.
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Thank you for staying, Alex. Oh.
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It was too dangerous to leave
with the lights off.
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I thought about it.
Thought about it a lot.
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So how did I do?
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Give it to me straight.
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I'm gonna start with
what you did right.
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You asked me to come here.
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That's it.
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Okay, that can't be it.
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Come on, this is
a compliment sandwich situation,
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I'm assuming. There's
gonna be more at the end?
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This sandwich is open-faced.
You're so dull.
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You're like a textbook that made
a wish to become a real boy.
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Well, what do I do?
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I mean, I need your help.
Improve me.
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Sorry, I don't build people up,
I just tear 'em down.
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But I do know someone
who's very good with men
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and up for the challenge.
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Who's horny for sex
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That's "economics."
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Are you serious right now?
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Thanks again for letting me
crash with you, Dave.
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You don't
have to thank me, Ronnie.
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That's what I'm here for.
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That and Herbalife supplements.
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It worked for me,
it can work for you.
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But we'll get to that later.
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Hey, you know what, I'm
actually not parked in this lot.
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Do you want to just give me
your address
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-No need.
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We're already here.
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I don't understand.
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This is my home.
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Welcome to...
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Parking Lot B.
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So, we got a Ping-Pong table
and dining patio.
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There's a fire pit over there.
And that's Ryshard.
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- He's a beautiful theremin
player.
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Well, we're guessing. None of us
heard a theremin before.
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And that little honey
right there
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is my place.
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Her name's Lucy.
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The trailer, not the mermaid.
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The mermaid's name is Seayoncé.
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Wait, this is
really where you live...
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In a trailer park
in an airport parking lot?
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Trailer park? Please.
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Parking Lot B is
a trailer aviation community.
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It's our sanctuary.
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Everyone has a story
of how this place saved them.
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For me, it pulled me out of
the rubble of my third marriage.
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Yeah, yeah,
it does have a FEMA vibe.
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And the people here
are the finest you'll ever meet.
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We have a true kinship,
like a group of teenagers
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who accidentally killed a man
last summer.
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Captain D in the place to be!
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Hey! Craig and Danny.
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They're structures mechanics
for American
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and two damn fine carpenters.
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And that cool kitten
is Hillary Eileen.
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She's a customer service agent
for Spirit,
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but around here, she's known
as our chief vibe officer.
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How's the vibe today,
Hillary Eileen?
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Chill.
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You're damn right it is.
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-That's Manny's drum circle.
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Gonna be some fire
on the mountain tonight.
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Okay, uh, you know what, Dave,
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this-this all seems really,
uh, interesting,
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-but I just... I just don't know
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if this place is for me!
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- I mean, it's not really...
- Sorry.
254
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,434
I missed that.
255
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,136
You have to time your talking
to the flyovers.
256
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,304
You'll pick up on it eventually.
257
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,839
It happens every three minutes.
258
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,407
I was saying
this is really weird,
259
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,509
and I'm just gonna go back
to the crew lounge.
260
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,511
Mernine's making a corned beef
for dinner.
261
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,113
I was skeptical at first, too.
262
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:17,050
But that was before I realized
what this place is really about.
263
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,619
Freedom.
264
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,588
You don't have to worry
about anyone giving you a list
265
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,691
of rules here,
because there are no rules.
266
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,827
In Lot B, we switch our lives
267
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,696
to "airplane mode."
268
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,965
That actually does sound
pretty good.
269
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,467
So, what do you say we head over
to Manny's Winnebago
270
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,103
for a Craig-blown glass
271
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,505
of Cheryl's homemade wine?
272
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,540
♪
273
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,818
♪ Let's take it easy
274
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,986
♪ And have a drink or more
275
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,621
♪ And watch the sailboats,
let them float ♪
276
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,724
♪ Till Marina calls them home
277
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,059
♪ Let's go to Paris
278
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,361
♪ Possibly Peru
279
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,496
Shoo! Shoo!
280
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,299
♪ Say you wanna see
the world with me ♪
281
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,902
♪ Say you wanna leave today
282
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,971
♪ Say you wanna run away
with me... ♪
283
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,307
-I love Parking...
284
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,210
Lot B!
285
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,082
Before I can teach you anything,
286
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,416
I need to know
what I'm working with.
287
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,352
So get up here,
pretend it's your class,
288
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,820
and show us what you've got.
289
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,255
-Okay. Ooh!
290
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,358
Hello, class...
291
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,727
- I'm gonna stop you right there.
- Thank you. That was torture.
292
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,864
I'm sorry, no offense,
I don't see how you can help me.
293
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:40,367
I mean, we work in... let's just
say vastly different fields.
294
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,669
And I don't doubt your ability
to command an audience.
295
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,337
But you do have
the advantage of being...
296
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,673
What's the word... naked.
297
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,209
So? Every girl on that stage
is naked. Sit down.
298
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,880
Who can tell me the difference
between a girl
299
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,183
who makes one-dollar tips and a
girl who makes ten
300
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,216
Scars.
301
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,786
Literal and emotional.
302
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,120
Confidence.
303
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,073
The ten-dollar girls
believe in themselves enough
304
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,256
to take chances.
305
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,759
So tell me,
are you a one-dollar stripper
306
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,694
or are you a ten
307
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,630
I suppose
I'm a ten-dollar stripper.
308
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,033
- No. -Yeah, you're right.
I'm a one-dollar stripper.
309
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,467
- No. -Well,
what do you want me to say?
310
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,569
I want you to say
you're a $20 stripper.
311
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,071
Well, that's not fair.
That wasn't one of the options.
312
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,240
Say it!
Say "I'm a $20 stripper!"
313
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,441
I'm a $20 stripper!
314
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,910
!
-I don't know!
315
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,979
- Louder!
- I am a $20 stripper!
316
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,214
Good.
317
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,149
Now we can begin.
318
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,951
Excuse me.
319
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,553
Are you guys gonna be using
this room for a while longer?
320
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,388
'Cause, uh,
we're still trying to study.
321
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,058
News flash, study group:
nerd chic is over.
322
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,227
Lovable losers
are just losers again.
323
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,528
Wha...?
324
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,736
Ronnie, we need to talk.
325
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,073
I'm glad you're embracing
Parking Lot B.
326
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,075
And we're all especially
impressed how quickly
327
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,776
-you picked up timing the...
328
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,279
flyovers.
329
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,281
- But as your mentor...
- Not my mentor.
330
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,916
Fine, then as your friend
and as your mentor,
331
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,418
I'm saying you have
to take it down a notch.
332
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,420
What are you talking about?
333
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,756
All right, let's start
with Danny and Craig.
334
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,093
Don't get me wrong,
I'm all about sexual liberation.
335
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,194
But they are brothers.
336
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,795
And you did make out
with both of them.
337
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,831
And, again, brothers.
338
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,300
In my defense, I thought
they were the same person.
339
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,170
Which brings us
to your drinking.
340
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,471
Look at this.
341
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,876
The life vests
are meant to serve four.
342
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,511
And what about
Hillary Eileen's garden?
343
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,847
All those pigeons
cleaned it out.
344
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,182
It's a garden... it grows back.
345
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,716
It's seasonal, Ronnie.
346
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,152
We won't see gorgeous tomatoes
like that till next harvest.
347
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,621
I think we need to set
some guidelines.
348
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,223
Oh. So, rules.
349
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,691
No. Guidelines.
350
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,293
Lot B doesn't have rules.
351
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,694
And will you cover up?
352
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,963
There are children landing
in this flight path.
353
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,365
You know what?
354
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,969
You sold this place
like it was a paradise
355
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,837
where we could do
whatever we want,
356
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,306
and now you're getting
pissed off just because
357
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,341
I'm having a little fun.
I mean, what's the big deal?
358
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,910
The big deal
is that I vouched for you,
359
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,811
and now you're taking advantage
of my generosity.
360
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,514
Everything that you do
reflects back on me.
361
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,916
What are you talking about?
362
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,217
None of this affects you.
363
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:14,054
Captain David, you lied to me!
364
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,589
Artem. How do you know
where I live?
365
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,826
Oh, Ronnie posted many
party pictures on Instagram,
366
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,395
proving you never went
to Yellowstone.
367
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,564
No, you tried to disappear
368
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,000
like the frown on my face
when I see a bubble.
369
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,835
You put this on Instagram?
370
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,737
I told you,
we live off the grid.
371
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,839
We switch our lives
to "airplane mode."
372
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,507
I thought that was a metaphor.
373
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,044
I don't speak in metaphors.
They confuse me.
374
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,946
If you're not gonna
pay me my money,
375
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,082
I'm gonna take some items
from your "Windy-bagel."
376
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,621
Come on, Artem. I'll get you
your money in a few days.
377
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,459
Yeah, until you do, I'm gonna
hold onto your food TV.
378
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,928
What have you done?
379
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,197
This was supposed to be
our place away from groundos,
380
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,099
especially groundos
I owe money to.
381
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,801
How was I supposed to know that?
You can't blame this on me.
382
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,436
Ronnie, you have to choose.
383
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,538
Which one of us
do you like more?
384
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,775
Okay, this one
you can blame on me.
385
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,144
She clearly likes me more.
We made out first.
386
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,046
Which means
you weren't enough for her.
387
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,481
Okay, okay, you guys.
388
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,949
- You guys, it's all right.
- Also,
389
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,623
I'm taking your watch,
and also your milk,
390
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,220
so I don't have to stop
on my way home.
391
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,554
It's not fair!
392
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,822
Mom said I get the next girl.
393
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,958
Fellas, cool it. Come on.
Aah!
394
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,594
My theremin-ing hand...
I think it's broken.
395
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,129
This is a disaster.
396
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,331
Hillary Eileen, what's the vibe?
397
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,133
- Harsh.
- Oh, no.
398
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,902
This is the first time
it's ever been below dank.
399
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,604
You know what?
You can have her.
400
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,506
- I am out of here!
- Craig, wait.
401
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,408
:
See?
402
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,775
-It fixed itself.
403
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,756
I know a guy
who can patch that right up.
404
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,858
This is all your fault, Dave.
405
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,960
Why would you bring her here?
406
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,296
I think it's time
for you to leave.
407
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,539
Is he ready?
408
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,007
I don't know.
409
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,310
We just went over a few things,
but I threw a lot at him.
410
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,485
♪ She's my cherry pie...
411
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,454
Ladies and gentlemen,
412
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,490
today's class is gonna be
a little different.
413
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,824
♪ Sweet cherry pie...
414
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,827
So sit back,
and let Professor Colin...
415
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,064
stimulate...
416
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,498
your brain.
417
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,866
♪ Whoa
418
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,870
"will trickle down
to the rest of the market."
419
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,405
But it doesn't, does it?
420
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,841
Huh? You're a bad
little textbook, aren't you?
421
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,243
Oh, yeah. You're bad.
422
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,979
And the danger
of too much growth
423
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,349
is the bubble... bursts.
424
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,485
And when supply drops...
425
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,153
Oops.
426
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,656
To meet demand,
prices will slowly...
427
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,359
- rise.
- * She's my cherry pie...
428
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,361
And what's the best way
to visualize
429
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,330
the central limit theorem?
430
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,599
- * Make a grown man cry,
sweet cherry pie * -Oh.
431
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,234
- Oh.
- * Oh, yeah...
432
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,069
I'm gonna make you wait for it.
433
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,505
It's a bell curve!
434
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,574
And when Adam Smith talked
about the "invisible hands,"
435
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,410
what two theories
did that inspire?
436
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,778
Creative destruction and, um...
437
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,680
Come on, Jared.
You can get there.
438
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,684
The invisible hands,
manipulating the market,
439
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,587
working the knots out
of the market...
440
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,223
Spontaneous order!
441
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,295
Oh, how I miss the theatre.
442
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,231
At Grapefruits,
we ring a cowbell
443
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,065
any time that happens.
444
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,805
Hey, Ronnie, look at this.
445
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,208
Captain Dave gave me
a greeting card
446
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,644
with a picture
of an apology cat.
447
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,148
Makes me feel bad
for yelling at him.
448
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,383
Now I am apology cat.
449
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,985
Did he also give you the rest
of the money he owes you?
450
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,155
You are completely
missing the point.
451
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,994
-Yeah.
452
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,296
What happened to you?
453
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,299
Inadvertently made
a student sexually climax. You?
454
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,068
Got kicked out of Dave's
perfect society for no reason.
455
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,670
Really
456
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,805
Really
457
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,178
I guess I got
a little out of control.
458
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,446
Dave tried to do
something nice for me,
459
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,515
and I completely
screwed it up for him.
460
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,350
So
461
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,020
I know, I know.
462
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,156
Put that judgmental
eyebrow away.
463
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,027
Captain Dave, it's Ronnie.
464
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,529
Come on, open the door.
465
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,631
I'm not leaving
until you talk to me.
466
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,767
Hey, why did you turn on the...?
467
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,738
- Saw that coming.
- Not cool.
468
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,479
I bet you've got
five apples now.
469
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,649
Indeed, but I do feel
kind of dirty.
470
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,951
- That's what happens when you
dance the day shift.
471
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,620
But if it makes you feel better,
472
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,488
I'm really happy
I came to your class,
473
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,357
even if it meant
turning down that guy
474
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,293
who offered me a grand to sit
by his pool and eat a hamburger.
475
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,230
But, hey, I guess $1,000 is
my opportunity cost, right?
476
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,831
Wait! What did you just say?
477
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,033
Oh, some short guys
pay pretty girls to...
478
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,635
No, no, the other thing.
479
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,404
That is the perfect example
of opportunity cost.
480
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,206
Did you learn that
from my class?
481
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,541
Yeah. I'm thinking
482
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,709
about taking an economics class
next semester.
483
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,245
Good for you, Nichole.
484
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,313
And I'm glad
I got through to one person,
485
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,081
even though
she's not my student.
486
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,650
And another positive thing...
487
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,354
Those moves I taught you can be
used outside the classroom.
488
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,755
Okay. Like in the hallway?
489
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,223
Like in the bedroom.
490
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,824
I don't teach a class
in the bedroom.
491
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,360
Oh, my God,
are you serious right now?
492
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,365
- We're not here.
- But we are.
493
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,035
Come on, Dave. Let me in!
494
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,775
Hello.
495
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,445
So, uh... how's Lot B?
496
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,614
Well, we replanted the garden,
497
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,284
and Hillary Eileen says the vibe
is back up to "bueno,"
498
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,685
so that's something.
499
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,219
Hey, look, I'm sorry.
500
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,589
I didn't mean
for any of that to happen.
501
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,257
I just wasn't thinking.
502
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,259
I get it, Ronnie.
You spend half your life
503
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,429
confined to a 500 square foot
tube, breathing recycled air.
504
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,864
So you want to spend
that other half running naked
505
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,535
through the streets, screaming,
"I am alive."
506
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,471
Yeah. That sounds kind of right.
507
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,172
Hey, Alan, do you mind if I...?
508
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,380
When I was a young pilot,
on my days off,
509
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,815
I used to go to restaurants
510
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,551
and send back perfectly-prepared
food just to feel.
511
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,454
I had a massive cocaine problem.
512
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,489
So, how did you get over that?
513
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,125
The trick is to give yourself
just a little taste sometimes
514
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,393
to keep the demons away.
515
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,162
No. You learn your limits.
516
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,331
You find a balance.
517
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,299
So, you're saying I grow up.
518
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,067
No, you're saying it.
519
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,837
Which is better.
And as your mentor...
520
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:14,073
Today, in this
very specific situation,
521
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,075
I'll give it to you.
522
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,910
You're welcome back
at Parking Lot B.
523
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,313
We had a vote, and unanimously
invited you back.
524
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,681
Well, not unanimous.
525
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,683
Craig abstained
because he's still missing.
526
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,918
Thank you, Dave.
527
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,688
But if I really want to change,
528
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,890
I know where I need to go.
529
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,729
Before you say anything,
I brought my own kimono.
530
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,999
That's a barbecue grill cover.
531
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,802
But at least you're trying.
Get in.
532
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,137
Where's the red door?
533
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,474
What red door, Ronnie?
534
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,480
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Media Access Group at WGBH
535
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,517
You've hit the jackpot
with LA to Vegas.
536
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,919
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.
537
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,890
911. What's your emergency?
538
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,526
I'm on Flight 46,
and we're going down.
539
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,328
Just tell my wife
I'm so sorry that I cannot
come home to you.
540
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,397
Hello?
541
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,502
This is your family.
We got you, okay?
542
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,304
Rapid response now!
543
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,240
-We can't save everyone.
544
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,510
It's time we showed Gotham
who we are.
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