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[Music]
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HUE: The outcome was never
in our favor, Gary.
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Gary: Cut it to me straight, HUE.
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What are my chances of
getting out of this mess?
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In your current state,
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you will pass the point
of recovery in 10 minutes.
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You are also leaking O2, Gary.
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Huh, look at that.
They went with green for a red alert.
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I mean, I would have went
with red, a periwinkle.
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Heck, I mean, even egg nog.
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I don't even know
if that's a color,
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but, oh, good Lord,
now I just want egg nog.
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The rate of the leak will render
you lifeless in nine minutes.
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You are really buttering me
up with fantastic news.
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I'm afraid, Gary,
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there is no foreseeable
outcome where you survive.
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These tickets suck ...
right in the nosebleeds.
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[Title music]
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1x01 - Episode One
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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[Music]
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[Lights powering on]
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[Beeping]
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Aah!
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HUE: Good morning, Gary.
Day 1,818.
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How about freakin' no?
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[Grunts]
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That was a bit harder
than normal, HUE!
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[Music]
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[Electricity crackling]
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Hello, dear friend.
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It's been a while.
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[Footsteps]
Hey! Yes!
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What's up, Hank?
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[Electricity crackles]
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Hmm, yeah.
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Beth is looking good today.
Look at that.
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Staring at me
with those hot eyes.
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You, me... later.
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Cards, Hank?
You want to play?
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I need somebody to play with.
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So it's gonna be you.
Aah!
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I'm starting to run
out of decks, Hank.
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[Laughing]
Hey, Gary! Hello!
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Ooh, cookie, yummy!
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Ha!
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- HUE?
- Yes, Gary?
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Can I have a cookie?
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Mm, no, Gary.
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Why not?
You opened it for KVN.
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That sack of wet turds
can't even eat cookies!
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He just smashes it
into his processor slot.
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I hate KVN... so painfully.
He's the blight of my life.
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If you take a cookie,
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I will be forced to add one
full day to your sentence.
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[Laughs]
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[Both laughing]
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You think a full day
scares the captain?
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Gary, I've explained this to you
every day for the past five years.
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You are not the captain.
You are a prisoner aboard this ship.
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Sounds vaguely familiar.
Now, open this cabinet.
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Oh, they're just so-o-o-o good!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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[Grunts]
Aaaah!
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One day has been added
to your sentence.
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Oh! I touched one!
The captain's touched one!
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Captain's log 80085.
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Hey, Quinn!
Guess who!
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It's me, Gary, again.
Quinn, I've thought on it,
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and I've decided that
since this is a big day,
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the day of our anniversary,
as you know,
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it's time to get real.
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Quinn, this ...
this is the real raw Gary.
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It's been eating me up inside
keeping the real raw Gary from you.
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For five years,
real raw Gary hasn't been able
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to get you out
of his mind fortress.
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When I met you that day,
I knew you were it.
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Give us what's ours, Gary!
[Music]
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Technically, it's mine!
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- Dr. Bluesteen and Derek!
- Lose some weight!
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Come on, Derek, keep up!
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They gave me a seltzer?
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Why would they give me a
seltzer... unless I ordered it.
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Did I order it?
Yes, I did!
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I'm gonna break your
knees, Gary! [Sighs]
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[Heavenly music plays]
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Sweet heavenly fire.
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Who is the muy bueno
super spicy lady?
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Captain Quinn Aragon.
But don't bother.
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If you're not Infinity Guard,
she's not interested.
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Actually, I'm pretty freaking high up
in the command chain.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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Seriously?
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Seriously, I can't get any
closer to your face, dude.
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- Then where's your uniform, bud?
- I have one, guy.
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- No, you don't, pal.
- Yes, I do, chum!
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It's... in the bathroom.
Crap!
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[Whistling]
[High pitched] Shwa!
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Looking good, Gary!
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You're just gonna
leave him in there,
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you chuck ... you chuck-face!
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Oh, sweet aspirin.
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Three dratnoids, exact change!
Tight!
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[Clinks, beeps]
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Swallow!
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You're a good guy, Gary.
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Now to be smooth as ...
Uh! Uh! [Thud]
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[Forced chuckle]
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First time I got a girl's number
before I even said "Hey."
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You see, I like that.
I like a girl with a lot of phones.
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Actually, this is the solution
to an internal inconsistency
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in Planck's constant
that's never been solved
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because until now, no one
realized it was a problem.
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And speaking of problems,
maybe you should leave
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before you become one ...
as in now.
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Or I could buy you a drink.
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- Really?
- Let's get wild.
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How about you buy me a drink?
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[Chuckles] Wow.
I mean, no. But wow.
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[Alarm blares] All Infinity Guards,
report back to base immediately.
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- Let's go!
- Back to your place?
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You're moving at cheetah speeds.
I like it.
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- You have an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot.
- Oh, my crap.
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- Move this Hawk, pilot!
- You can do this, Gary.
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Become a much
smarter person now.
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[Lasers firing]
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Oh, my double crap!
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[Distant explosion]
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You're not a pilot, are you?
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- Yes, I am...
- Punch!
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[Bang! Clink!]
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Gary: Lesson learned.
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If you ever want to piss
off a whole government,
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just take out 92 star cruisers
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and a small family-owned
Mexican restaurant.
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Sorry, Guadalupe.
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Hyuh!
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[Slap] Wah!
[Laughing]
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Hey, Gary.
My name is KVN.
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I'm your deep space insanity
avoidance companion.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I already hate you.
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The good news is that
I only have a week left
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to my sentence aboard
this pathetic rat's nest.
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And send! She's gonna
respond this time, HUE.
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HUE: There is a high
probability she will not.
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But there's still a low
probability she will. I'll take it!
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[Laughs]
Nailed it!
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HUE: There are still four arrays
that need to be repaired.
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- Get off my cheeks, HUE.
- Get off my cheeks, Gary.
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Gary: 1891-C is back online.
[Music]
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HUE... by any chance,
is it still Thursday?
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It's been Thursday
for the last 72 hours.
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Sweet.
Then it's still on.
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My name is Eduardo Montoya
Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia.
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You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
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HUE: Gary, your break is over.
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But the guy who killed Eduardo
Talakinto Tala Pacia's father
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hasn't prepared to die yet!
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Dang, there's a ...
there's a pixel on the loose.
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- Whoo!
- Oh!
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It's an alien on my face!
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It's an alien on my ...
it's a face alien!
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[Screams]
[Gasps]
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Oh. You're not a face-eater,
you're a face-hugger.
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- Chocli.
- I need a face-hugger in my life.
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Whoa!
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You remind me of a friend
I used to have a long time ago.
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[Music]
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How do you like the name...
Mooncake?
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- Whoa!
- [Chuckles] Mooncake it is.
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I'm pumped ... super-excited.
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You don't by chance
speak real words, do you?
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- Chocli-pop.
- Ha! Works for me.
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[Music]
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[Grunts]
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Welcome.
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[Laughs evilly]
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[Laughing]
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You're so tiny, man!
What ... oh!
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Wait until the guys hear about this.
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Sit.
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[Creaking]
[Whimpering]
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[Yells] Where is it?!
[Music]
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- What?!
- E-351.
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I ... I don't know.
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I would never lie to you,
Lord Commander.
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[Laughs]
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You know, it's just ...
I'm sorry, you're just so small!
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It's ... it's...
Wah!
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Where did you find it?
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I didn't. It found me.
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The less HUE ...
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who, between us,
is a bit of a dick like "whaaat?"
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knows about you, the better.
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Okay, let's get you in here.
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- You ready?
- Chocli! [Squeeks]
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- Chocli, chocli!
- Please close.
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Okay, it's not fitting.
It's not working.
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- Wow.
- I hide there sometimes.
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I'm like a mattress ghost.
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- Don't tell anyone.
- Ooh.
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Oh, perfect!
Per... no, it's not perfect.
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That sucks.
Why does that suck so hard?!
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Okay, how about this?
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Sometimes I hide ...
I like to hide from myself
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by putting underwear on
the circumference of my head.
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How about that?
How's it fit?
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- Chocli.
- Perfect.
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[Groaning]
[Music]
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Please... just...
kill... me!
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[Chuckles] Wouldn't think of it.
That would be rude.
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Eat.
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[Growls]
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[Crunching]
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HUE, what is going on?
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Why has the ship turned
into a silent dance rave?
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HUE: Four unknown vessels are
descending upon our location.
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The markings lead me to believe
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they are Ventrexian bounty hunters.
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Twist my nipples rough, we're
talking complex life-forms.
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Yes! HUE, you must find out
if they play cards.
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I need this!
I need this, HUE!
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I ... I really need
somebody to play with.
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[Clank, whirring]
[Music]
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Activating security protocol.
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HUE, what the crap?!
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For your own safety, you
must remain in the commissary.
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For my own safety?
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We get our first visitors in five years,
and I can't mingle with them?!
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HUE, open this door right now!
I need to mingle!
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I'm afraid I cannot.
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You better afraid me up an open door!
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- Ooh, let KVN help!
- God almighty, KVN!
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You can't just phantom
up on me like that!
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Don't worry about me, I am helping.
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[Chuckles]
KVN, you did something right!
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Ohh!
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KVN, you processed
horrendous mess of wires!
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Lord Commander: Your vessel
has been subjected
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to a search for specimen E-351.
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Come forward... or die.
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Oh, crap.
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[Lasers firing]
[Music]
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My arm, man!
Aaahh!
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You fool!
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Who the freak is this guy?
247
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:20,719
I believe they want the alien
you're hiding in your backpack.
248
00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:23,622
What? I don't know
what you're referring to.
249
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:31,063
This is what I was meant to do!
I have never felt so alive!
250
00:12:31,065 --> 00:12:33,432
Oh! You mean
my underpants caddy.
251
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:38,003
Yes. We should comply
with their wishes, Gary. [Whimpers]
252
00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:41,173
I don't know. I... kind of was
starting to like this little guy.
253
00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,675
He gives great hugs.
254
00:12:42,676 --> 00:12:46,311
Gary, we are not equipped
to face this threat.
255
00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:54,253
- Good job, Avocato.
- This is not our fight.
256
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:56,955
HUE, we make it our fight.
You're Infinity Guard.
257
00:12:56,957 --> 00:12:58,757
Your whole motto is to protect life.
258
00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:00,559
Is that life, Gary?
259
00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:03,195
Well, if it isn't, then I'm
a raging sack of walnuts!
260
00:13:03,197 --> 00:13:06,598
HUE, lightfold the ship!
[Muffled explosion]
261
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,433
This will lengthen your sentence.
262
00:13:08,435 --> 00:13:10,469
I get it.
Lightfold the ship, HUE!
263
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:12,104
Gary.
264
00:13:12,106 --> 00:13:13,706
Do it!
265
00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:17,143
[Warbling]
[Music]
266
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,811
They're lightfolding!
267
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,917
[All yelling]
268
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:28,620
[Alarm blaring]
269
00:13:28,622 --> 00:13:34,622
[Music]
270
00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:37,330
[Alarm blares]
271
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:40,499
Proximity alert.
Proximity alert.
272
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,834
Is that what I think it is?
273
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,636
HUE, that's no good.
Get us out of here!
274
00:13:44,638 --> 00:13:46,638
Lightfold again,
lightfold, lightfold!
275
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,608
We are immobilized until
the lightfold engines cool.
276
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:53,645
The asteroids will reach
the ship in 29 seconds.
277
00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:55,280
Secure your helmet immediately.
278
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,416
My helmet's in the airlock.
279
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:59,685
Run. 15 seconds until impact.
280
00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:02,287
At your current pace,
you will not make it.
281
00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:05,023
Oh, Gary will make it.
282
00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:06,326
Hey, Gary, sorry, got a minute?
283
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:09,657
Yeah, I've been thinking about...
[Groans]
284
00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:13,532
Hyah!
285
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:17,669
Gary, two seconds.
[Panting]
286
00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:20,272
You're gonna live!
You're gonna live!
287
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,707
[Beeping]
[Music]
288
00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:27,746
Sweet Grandor's glove!
Definitely gonna die this time!
289
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:33,563
HUE: Gary, you may have a problem.
290
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,521
I seriously question
your usage of "may have."
291
00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:39,124
I think we have reached have.
I am very deep in have!
292
00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:40,626
Due to the moon's gravity,
293
00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:44,062
the asteroid field will swing
back to the Galaxy 1
294
00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:47,799
and then at you in approximately
39 seconds.
295
00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:50,703
That's no good, HUE.
Formulate me up some solutions.
296
00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:53,173
Calculating.
Mm-hmm.
297
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,794
Mmm.
Mnh-mnh.
298
00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:59,177
Ahh.
Gary, I do have a solution
299
00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,847
with a 33% chance of success.
300
00:15:01,849 --> 00:15:03,383
Okay, and that would be?
301
00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:06,385
Perform an emergency air
blow-out of your O2 tanks.
302
00:15:06,387 --> 00:15:08,220
If you can enter the moon's orbit,
303
00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:11,991
you might be able to sling-hook
around it back to the Galaxy 1.
304
00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:14,393
All right.
All right, let's do this.
305
00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:19,164
Gary, you should know, this
calculation will only work with you.
306
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,666
You will have to leave
the life-form behind.
307
00:15:21,668 --> 00:15:22,835
Mooncake?
308
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:25,070
Or there is zero probability
309
00:15:25,072 --> 00:15:28,273
you will make it back
to the Galaxy 1 alive.
310
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:32,278
I get it. I'll scream at you.
Mooncake is coming with.
311
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,346
You will never make it, Gary.
312
00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:37,582
Your only chance is to perform
this maneuver alone.
313
00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:42,020
HUE, your lack of confidence
is positively depressing!
314
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:45,024
- Blowing the air tank in three...
- Gary, please.
315
00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:46,792
- Two...
- You will fail.
316
00:15:46,794 --> 00:15:50,896
You're right.
I will fail... upwards.
317
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:56,898
[Music]
318
00:15:57,204 --> 00:15:59,938
Entering into moon's orbit.
319
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:06,545
Oh, no!
It's not working.
320
00:16:06,547 --> 00:16:08,280
At your current rate of velocity,
321
00:16:08,282 --> 00:16:11,616
you will not make it
back to the Galaxy 1.
322
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:17,618
[Mellow music]
323
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:19,724
You have failed, Gary.
324
00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:25,726
[Music continues]
325
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:31,269
The asteroids will make
impact in five seconds.
326
00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:37,476
Four...
327
00:16:37,478 --> 00:16:39,778
Three...
328
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,580
[Beeping, steady beep]
329
00:16:41,582 --> 00:16:45,684
Two...
330
00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:48,286
One.
331
00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:52,791
[Blast]
[Music]
332
00:16:55,762 --> 00:16:58,296
[Chitters]
333
00:16:58,298 --> 00:16:59,465
It worked!
334
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,766
[Laughing]
335
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,767
HUE!
And you said I could die! Ha!
336
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:06,771
You were dead ...
for five minutes. [Laughs]
337
00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:08,140
Are you for serious?
338
00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:10,609
I believe the life-form
saved your life.
339
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,978
- Mooncake?
- Chocli, chocli.
340
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,315
- Thank you for saving my life.
- Wow.
341
00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:19,284
I am detecting one unknown
life-form still aboard.
342
00:17:19,286 --> 00:17:21,319
- He is armed.
- What deck?
343
00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:24,789
4A.
Sames are already on route.
344
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:28,971
[Music]
345
00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:33,490
[Gun cocks]
Hand over E-351. [Yowls]
346
00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:38,036
Listen, buddy, I only have
one thing to say to you.
347
00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:41,339
Do you... play... cards?
348
00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:45,577
I'm gonna take that as a yes!
349
00:17:45,579 --> 00:17:49,181
- Freeze!
- Oh, good Lord! Oh, my gosh.
350
00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:50,815
Just don't walk up on
somebody like that, Hank!
351
00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:52,817
I'm gonna crap my pants.
I thought you were a baby ghost
352
00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:56,588
or a ghost baby or something
in between the ghost baby spectrum.
353
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:57,757
Freeze!
[Screams]
354
00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,225
Gary: Freakin' crap, Hank!
355
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:03,762
Isn't this great?
I mean, just us guys
356
00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:07,365
sitting here, chillin', playin' cards.
357
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,200
[Mumbling]
358
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:11,536
You really know how to
sling the zingers, cat guy.
359
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:15,206
- The name's Avocato.
- No. The name is loser!
360
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,176
Eat it! Four of a kind!
[Chuckles]
361
00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:19,445
You're oblivious
to this thing, aren't you?
362
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,713
- What?
- That.
363
00:18:20,714 --> 00:18:21,881
- This?
- Yes! That.
364
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:23,548
- Mooncake?
- What's a Mooncake?
365
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,570
- This!
- That?
366
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:26,918
- Yes, that.
- Please tell me you didn't name E-351.
367
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,954
- What's an E-3559?
- That.
368
00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:31,289
- This?
- Yes, freakin' that!
369
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,391
I suppose I did.
370
00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:34,059
You don't know what that is, do you?
371
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:38,928
That is a planet-killer.
[Laughs]
372
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,968
Are you hearing this?
373
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,935
Freakin' guy thinks Mooncake
is a planet-killer!
374
00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:48,142
What a freakin' ...
oh, man! [Laughing]
375
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:51,811
- Shut your face hole, KVN! Crap.
- So you think this is funny?
376
00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:53,346
- I'm serious.
- Are you?
377
00:18:53,347 --> 00:18:56,214
Yes. The Lord Commander
is searching the galaxy for it.
378
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:59,651
You can't hide.
Wherever you go, he'll find you.
379
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:02,821
Why should I believe you,
Mr. Whiskers?
380
00:19:02,823 --> 00:19:05,156
[Yowls]
Call me that again, and I'll kill you.
381
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,859
Mm-hmm. I've insulted you.
You see, the truth is,
382
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:09,861
I've never socialized
with a cat man before.
383
00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:11,997
My neighbor had a cat.
Loved to lick himself.
384
00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:13,366
You're not gonna do that, right?
385
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,867
Otherwise, we're gonna
have problems, friend.
386
00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:18,837
I'm not a cat, I'm a Ventrexian.
387
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:21,673
[Chuckles] Got it.
See, I'm a Presbyterian myself.
388
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:22,909
But I love all people.
389
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,176
- Just how I was raised.
- We're in danger.
390
00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:27,913
Listen, all of us are in danger!
391
00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:30,882
Mooncake, look into
Gary's gelatinous marbles.
392
00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:33,151
As long as I draw breath
and you provide me [Music]
393
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:35,153
with copious amounts of adventure,
394
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:38,023
I will be there for you.
We're a team now.
395
00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:39,891
And I'll let you
be my sidekick and such
396
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,327
with a super side order of what-not.
397
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,662
HUE: Well said.
398
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:43,896
[Dings]
399
00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:46,998
A cookie ... for me?!
400
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,934
Yes, Gary. Take one.
401
00:19:48,936 --> 00:19:52,170
You displayed a quality
I hadn't seen in you previously ...
402
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:55,040
courage. Exemplary.
You earned it.
403
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:57,375
And because I am the captain!
404
00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:59,544
Cookie withdrawn.
[Screams]
405
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,713
[Grunts]
406
00:20:00,714 --> 00:20:03,381
The penitent man shall pass.
407
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:05,617
Ohh!
I got one!
408
00:20:05,619 --> 00:20:10,689
Sweet Grandor's glove,
I got a mother-loving cookie!
409
00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:12,457
Gary: This is a cookie, Quinn.
410
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:15,126
HUE said I earned it
because I did things, Quinn.
411
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,079
Dangerous things.
412
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,030
Cookie-earning things.
413
00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:22,934
Now to eat the fruits
of my greatness.
414
00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:25,438
- Mine! [Chuckling]
- What? No!
415
00:20:25,531 --> 00:20:28,417
[Gasps] KVN!
Oh, KVN!
416
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,448
Gary? Gary? Gary?!
417
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:39,417
Gary? Gary. Gary!
418
00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:42,321
- Gary, are you sleeping?
- Wah-pa!
419
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,823
Oh, okay. We... we're good.
Don't mind me.
420
00:20:44,825 --> 00:20:46,825
I'm ... I'm just floating this way.
421
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,394
This is the way I like to go.
422
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:51,963
Bye! This was my plan.
That's my path.
423
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:53,265
[Laughs]
424
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:58,266
[Music]
425
00:21:04,077 --> 00:21:07,612
Lord Commander:
All the pieces are in place.
426
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:11,750
Let's play a little.
427
00:21:11,851 --> 00:21:15,851
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