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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:21,119 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 2 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:23,331 JESUS PROBABLY HAD A BIG PENIS. 3 00:00:24,017 --> 00:00:25,683 YEAH. SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE 4 00:00:25,686 --> 00:00:27,318 SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE CHRISTIAN OF US -- GOOD GIRLS OF 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,386 CHRISTIAN OF US -- GOOD GIRLS OF US -- TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH 6 00:00:28,388 --> 00:00:28,988 US -- TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH PENISES LIKE JESUS. 7 00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:29,788 PENISES LIKE JESUS. ABSOLUTELY. 8 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,757 ABSOLUTELY. I THINK SO. 9 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:33,158 I THINK SO. WE -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO 10 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,326 WE -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS. 11 00:00:34,328 --> 00:00:35,927 FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS. OH, YEAH. OH, GOD. 12 00:00:35,929 --> 00:00:36,427 OH, YEAH. OH, GOD. THOSE GUYS DO NOT LOOK LIKE 13 00:00:36,429 --> 00:00:38,030 THOSE GUYS DO NOT LOOK LIKE JESUS. 14 00:00:38,032 --> 00:00:39,131 JESUS. SO, I SAW "STAR WARS." 15 00:00:39,132 --> 00:00:39,731 SO, I SAW "STAR WARS." YEAH? HOW IS IT? 16 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:40,265 YEAH? HOW IS IT? TERRIBLE. 17 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:40,665 TERRIBLE. OH, YEAH? 18 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:41,567 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 19 00:00:41,568 --> 00:00:42,668 YEAH. YEAH, IT LOOKS LAME. 20 00:00:42,669 --> 00:00:44,136 YEAH, IT LOOKS LAME. IT'S GONNA BOMB. 21 00:00:44,138 --> 00:00:45,337 IT'S GONNA BOMB. THE BIBLE TELLS ME TO BE 22 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:46,906 THE BIBLE TELLS ME TO BE RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN. 23 00:00:46,907 --> 00:00:49,408 RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN. I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SLICE 24 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:50,743 I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SLICE THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT? 25 00:00:50,745 --> 00:00:53,111 THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ] 26 00:00:53,113 --> 00:00:54,346 [ CHUCKLES ] HI, FATHER BOBBINGS. 27 00:00:54,348 --> 00:00:55,346 HI, FATHER BOBBINGS. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT 28 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:56,881 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ELLEN BARRETT? 29 00:00:56,883 --> 00:00:59,751 ELLEN BARRETT? WOW. 30 00:00:59,754 --> 00:01:00,619 WOW. A WOMAN ORDAINED. 31 00:01:00,621 --> 00:01:02,988 A WOMAN ORDAINED. HE WAS THE KING OF 32 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:04,422 HE WAS THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL. 33 00:01:04,424 --> 00:01:07,892 ROCK 'N' ROLL. I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM 34 00:01:07,894 --> 00:01:11,397 I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM NEXT WEEK. 35 00:01:11,398 --> 00:01:12,798 NEXT WEEK. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE. 36 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,868 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE. I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WANG 37 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:17,202 I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WANG OR THE...UNDERGARDEN. 38 00:01:17,204 --> 00:01:18,336 OR THE...UNDERGARDEN. OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. 39 00:01:18,338 --> 00:01:19,538 OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. 'CAUSE THERE'S A BULGE. 40 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:19,939 'CAUSE THERE'S A BULGE. THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON 41 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:20,672 THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON THERE. 42 00:01:20,674 --> 00:01:22,106 THERE. I'M SO EXCITED. 43 00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:23,675 I'M SO EXCITED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS 44 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,143 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON 45 00:01:25,145 --> 00:01:25,610 ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON PORKING THE...OUT OF BAMBI OUT 46 00:01:25,612 --> 00:01:28,146 PORKING THE...OUT OF BAMBI OUT THERE. 47 00:01:28,148 --> 00:01:31,550 THERE. AND I PLAN ON BEING BALLS 48 00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,551 AND I PLAN ON BEING BALLS DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00. 49 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:35,586 DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00. ...GUYS, LANGUAGE! 50 00:01:35,588 --> 00:01:36,021 ...GUYS, LANGUAGE! ...NERDS ARE CRAZY. 51 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:36,989 ...NERDS ARE CRAZY. OH, YEAH? 52 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:39,024 OH, YEAH? LOOK AT THESE GUYS. 53 00:01:39,026 --> 00:01:40,025 LOOK AT THESE GUYS. YEAH...NUT? 54 00:01:40,027 --> 00:01:41,826 YEAH...NUT? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE 55 00:01:41,829 --> 00:01:44,363 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THERE, SON? 56 00:01:44,364 --> 00:01:45,863 THERE, SON? THIS IS GRADE-A GENUINE 57 00:01:45,865 --> 00:01:46,965 THIS IS GRADE-A GENUINE SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN. 58 00:01:46,967 --> 00:01:47,566 SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN. ...LET ME SEE THAT. 59 00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:48,066 ...LET ME SEE THAT. IT'S REAL. 60 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:48,901 IT'S REAL. COME ON. 61 00:01:48,903 --> 00:01:50,002 COME ON. WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 62 00:01:50,004 --> 00:01:50,803 WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET IT? MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME WHEN 63 00:01:50,804 --> 00:01:51,369 MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME WHEN HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO. 64 00:01:51,371 --> 00:01:52,103 HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO. OH, REALLY? 65 00:01:52,105 --> 00:01:53,571 OH, REALLY? YEAH, MAN. 66 00:01:53,573 --> 00:01:54,807 YEAH, MAN. THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE 67 00:01:54,808 --> 00:01:56,975 THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE OF "MEHICO." 68 00:01:56,978 --> 00:01:59,444 OF "MEHICO." YOU YOUNG MEN ARE FULL OF... 69 00:01:59,446 --> 00:02:00,612 YOU YOUNG MEN ARE FULL OF... BROTHER BEAU, LANGUAGE. 70 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:02,081 BROTHER BEAU, LANGUAGE. [ CHUCKLES ] 71 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:02,580 [ CHUCKLES ] I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO 72 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,182 I NEVER EVEN LISTENED TO ELVIS. 73 00:02:04,184 --> 00:02:05,084 ELVIS. PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG 74 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:06,217 PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG ADDICT, ANYWAY? 75 00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:08,620 ADDICT, ANYWAY? NO WONDER HE'S DEAD. 76 00:02:08,621 --> 00:02:12,992 NO WONDER HE'S DEAD. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 77 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:16,160 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] YOU LITTLE... 78 00:02:16,162 --> 00:02:19,832 YOU LITTLE... WHAT DID YOU SAY? 79 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:27,606 WHAT? THE POOR MAN HAD AN EATING 80 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:29,040 THE POOR MAN HAD AN EATING DISORDER, THAT'S ALL. 81 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:32,077 DISORDER, THAT'S ALL. [ SNIFFLES ] 82 00:02:32,079 --> 00:02:33,511 [ SNIFFLES ] GOD... 83 00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:35,980 GOD... [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 84 00:02:35,982 --> 00:02:38,117 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [ SNIFFLES ] 85 00:02:38,119 --> 00:02:39,484 [ SNIFFLES ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 86 00:02:39,486 --> 00:02:41,253 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ WHIMPERS ] 87 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:44,589 [ WHIMPERS ] [ Crying ] FATHER? 88 00:02:44,591 --> 00:02:45,491 [ Crying ] FATHER? I'M SORRY! 89 00:02:45,493 --> 00:02:46,692 I'M SORRY! LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S IN 90 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:50,194 LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S IN SESSION, BOYS. 91 00:02:50,197 --> 00:02:51,362 SESSION, BOYS. GO GET THEM, I GUESS. 92 00:02:51,364 --> 00:02:53,032 GO GET THEM, I GUESS. LOSERS. 93 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:54,700 LOSERS. WE'LL SEE. 94 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:55,167 WE'LL SEE. [ Laughing ] LOOK AT THIS 95 00:02:55,168 --> 00:02:56,402 [ Laughing ] LOOK AT THIS GUY. 96 00:02:56,404 --> 00:02:57,468 GUY. BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA. 97 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:58,669 BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA. [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:02:58,671 --> 00:03:02,206 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT TO REALLY WORK FOR 99 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:06,444 YOU GOT TO REALLY WORK FOR THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS. 100 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,578 THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS. SMELL THAT JIZZ. 101 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,113 SMELL THAT JIZZ. [ DOOR OPENS ] 102 00:03:09,116 --> 00:03:13,052 [ DOOR OPENS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 103 00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:13,752 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 104 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:14,853 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ SIGHS ] 105 00:03:14,855 --> 00:03:15,721 [ SIGHS ] WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, 106 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:17,056 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, FATHER BOBBINGS? 107 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:17,955 FATHER BOBBINGS? THESE KIDS -- THEY DON'T 108 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:19,191 THESE KIDS -- THEY DON'T RESPECT ANYTHING. 109 00:03:19,192 --> 00:03:20,491 RESPECT ANYTHING. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 110 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:21,994 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] YEAH, I KNOW. 111 00:03:21,996 --> 00:03:22,593 YEAH, I KNOW. CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT? 112 00:03:22,595 --> 00:03:24,129 CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT? HMM? 113 00:03:24,131 --> 00:03:28,667 HMM? OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 114 00:03:28,669 --> 00:03:29,801 OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. GIVE ME A TASTE. 115 00:03:29,803 --> 00:03:30,201 GIVE ME A TASTE. SPLASH A LITTLE LOVE IN 116 00:03:30,203 --> 00:03:31,336 SPLASH A LITTLE LOVE IN THERE. 117 00:03:31,338 --> 00:03:32,637 THERE. WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS 118 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:33,705 WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR 119 00:03:33,707 --> 00:03:36,040 THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH? 120 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:37,675 OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH? [ CHUCKLES ] 121 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:38,609 [ CHUCKLES ] OOH. 122 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:41,080 OOH. OOOOH. 123 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:41,979 OOOOH. ...DID YOU BRING ENOUGH? 124 00:03:41,981 --> 00:03:43,048 ...DID YOU BRING ENOUGH? [ CHUCKLES ] 125 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,248 [ CHUCKLES ] JUST EXCITED. 126 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,717 JUST EXCITED. YEAH, ME TOO. 127 00:03:45,719 --> 00:03:46,485 YEAH, ME TOO. THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE... 128 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,252 THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE... HORNY. 129 00:03:48,254 --> 00:03:50,022 HORNY. SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE 130 00:03:50,024 --> 00:03:50,489 SYLVESTER STALLONE IS THE CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGHT 131 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,157 CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. 132 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:52,858 NOW. I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT. 133 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,660 I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT. YEAH. 134 00:03:54,662 --> 00:03:55,660 YEAH. BUT I BET HE HAS A REALLY 135 00:03:55,663 --> 00:03:57,128 BUT I BET HE HAS A REALLY LONG CANNOLI. 136 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,197 LONG CANNOLI. [ BOTH LAUGH ] 137 00:03:58,199 --> 00:03:59,832 [ BOTH LAUGH ] TOTALLY. 138 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:02,133 TOTALLY. I'LL TAKE THAT. 139 00:04:02,135 --> 00:04:03,202 I'LL TAKE THAT. AH! 140 00:04:03,204 --> 00:04:03,901 AH! HI, CHAZZ. 141 00:04:03,904 --> 00:04:06,070 HI, CHAZZ. SCRAM, WILL YOU? 142 00:04:06,072 --> 00:04:07,004 SCRAM, WILL YOU? I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE. 143 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:09,975 I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE. BUT I -- 144 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,709 BUT I -- I SAID SCRAM, GOD...IT! 145 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:12,644 I SAID SCRAM, GOD...IT! [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:04:12,645 --> 00:04:13,979 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I JUST SAW 147 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,179 YEAH, I JUST SAW "SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I 148 00:04:15,181 --> 00:04:15,680 "SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE 149 00:04:15,683 --> 00:04:16,614 THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE HOTTEST. 150 00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:17,883 HOTTEST. I SAW THAT, TOO. 151 00:04:17,885 --> 00:04:19,218 I SAW THAT, TOO. YEAH. 152 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:19,852 YEAH. AND I REALLY LOVE HIS 153 00:04:19,854 --> 00:04:21,285 AND I REALLY LOVE HIS MUSTACHE. 154 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:22,487 MUSTACHE. I WOULD...HIS BRAINS -- 155 00:04:22,489 --> 00:04:23,689 I WOULD...HIS BRAINS -- LADIES. 156 00:04:23,691 --> 00:04:25,389 LADIES. OOH! 157 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,191 OOH! SOME VERY SPECIAL DRINKS FOR 158 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:27,793 SOME VERY SPECIAL DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES. 159 00:04:27,794 --> 00:04:28,759 A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES. MMM. 160 00:04:28,761 --> 00:04:29,194 MMM. THANK YOU. 161 00:04:29,196 --> 00:04:30,229 THANK YOU. SURE. 162 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,729 SURE. THANK YOU. 163 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:33,464 THANK YOU. HEY, UH, DON'T WORRY, DWAYNE. 164 00:04:33,466 --> 00:04:35,600 HEY, UH, DON'T WORRY, DWAYNE. WE LEFT ONE IN THERE FOR YOU. 165 00:04:35,602 --> 00:04:53,417 UNBELIEVABLE. SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE 166 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:56,621 SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE GUYS. 167 00:04:56,623 --> 00:05:00,491 GUYS. CUT OFF THEIR -- 168 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:05,496 CUT OFF THEIR -- PAYBACKS ARE...CHAZZ. 169 00:05:05,498 --> 00:05:06,798 PAYBACKS ARE...CHAZZ. [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 170 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:11,169 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:05:11,171 --> 00:05:12,403 [ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 172 00:05:12,405 --> 00:05:13,971 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ TWIGS SNAPPING ] 173 00:05:13,973 --> 00:05:14,839 [ TWIGS SNAPPING ] I'M FINE. 174 00:05:14,841 --> 00:05:16,107 I'M FINE. IT'S FINE. 175 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:17,175 IT'S FINE. [ GIRLS GIGGLING ] 176 00:05:17,177 --> 00:05:17,876 [ GIRLS GIGGLING ] OW. 177 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:19,912 OW. MNH. 178 00:05:19,913 --> 00:05:22,246 MNH. IT'S FINE. 179 00:05:22,249 --> 00:05:23,381 IT'S FINE. DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM? 180 00:05:23,383 --> 00:05:24,383 DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM? YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 181 00:05:24,385 --> 00:05:24,850 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 182 00:05:24,852 --> 00:05:30,121 IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH? YEAH. 183 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:31,290 YEAH. OKAY. 184 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:34,158 OKAY. THAT IS FAR OUT, MAN. 185 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,294 THAT IS FAR OUT, MAN. OH, MY GOD. 186 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:37,295 OH, MY GOD. OH, YES. 187 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,263 OH, YES. MMM. 188 00:05:39,265 --> 00:05:40,498 MMM. SAVE SOME FOR US, HUH? 189 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,201 SAVE SOME FOR US, HUH? BREAK IT UP THERE -- OHH. 190 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:42,767 BREAK IT UP THERE -- OHH. SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI. 191 00:05:42,769 --> 00:05:44,169 SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI. [ GIGGLES ] 192 00:05:44,171 --> 00:05:45,404 [ GIGGLES ] YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 193 00:05:45,406 --> 00:05:45,737 YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH 194 00:05:45,739 --> 00:05:47,606 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH HER. 195 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,707 HER. I'M TAKING BAMBI. 196 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:50,209 I'M TAKING BAMBI. CHAZZ! 197 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:51,076 CHAZZ! [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:05:51,077 --> 00:05:51,943 [ LAUGHTER ] SO... 199 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,077 SO... SO... 200 00:05:53,079 --> 00:05:54,279 SO... THERE THEY GO. 201 00:05:54,281 --> 00:05:57,416 THERE THEY GO. YEAH. 202 00:05:57,418 --> 00:05:58,182 YEAH. BETTY, I WANT TO DO YOU. 203 00:05:58,184 --> 00:05:58,983 BETTY, I WANT TO DO YOU. LET'S GO. 204 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:00,886 LET'S GO. OKAY. 205 00:06:00,888 --> 00:06:06,525 OKAY. [ BOTH LAUGH ] 206 00:06:06,527 --> 00:06:08,961 [ BOTH LAUGH ] WHOA! 207 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:20,471 [ KNIFE PLUNGES ] 208 00:06:20,473 --> 00:06:35,587 GOD...THESE USELESS PUNK KIDS. 209 00:06:35,588 --> 00:06:36,787 KIDS. OHH! 210 00:06:36,789 --> 00:06:39,258 OHH! AAH! 211 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:39,757 AAH! OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE 212 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:41,226 OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T. 213 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:42,193 DON'T. [ GASPS ] DON'T. 214 00:06:42,195 --> 00:06:43,995 [ GASPS ] DON'T. PLEASE DON'T. 215 00:06:43,997 --> 00:06:44,529 PLEASE DON'T. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 216 00:06:44,531 --> 00:06:45,997 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ KNIFE PLUNGES ] 217 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,332 [ KNIFE PLUNGES ] AAH! 218 00:06:48,334 --> 00:07:03,581 [ GIGGLES ] HERE WE GO. 219 00:07:03,584 --> 00:07:04,149 HERE WE GO. OW! CHAZZ! 220 00:07:04,151 --> 00:07:05,417 OW! CHAZZ! [ GRUNTS ] 221 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:06,517 [ GRUNTS ] OH, MY GOD. 222 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:07,551 OH, MY GOD. NO, STOP. 223 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:08,653 NO, STOP. IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE. 224 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,989 IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE. OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ -- 225 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:12,490 OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ -- I'LL MAKE YOU WARM. 226 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:13,959 I'LL MAKE YOU WARM. IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE. 227 00:07:13,961 --> 00:07:14,725 IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE. THERE'S SO MANY BUGS. 228 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:15,626 THERE'S SO MANY BUGS. THERE'S SO MANY BUGS. 229 00:07:15,628 --> 00:07:16,594 THERE'S SO MANY BUGS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BUGS. 230 00:07:16,596 --> 00:07:18,396 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BUGS. I'M GETTING ALL BIT UP. 231 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:21,766 I'M GETTING ALL BIT UP. CHAZZ -- CHAZZ, IF YOU WANT 232 00:07:21,768 --> 00:07:24,403 CHAZZ -- CHAZZ, IF YOU WANT TO...ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE 233 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:25,737 TO...ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE CABIN. 234 00:07:25,739 --> 00:07:28,739 CABIN. I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO THE 235 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,408 I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO THE CABIN. 236 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,577 CABIN. [ GIGGLES ] 237 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:57,436 [ GASPING ] 238 00:07:57,438 --> 00:08:05,544 Both: WHOA. THERE IT IS. 239 00:08:05,545 --> 00:08:09,314 THERE IT IS. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY. 240 00:08:09,315 --> 00:08:10,848 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S OKAY. [ BOTH LAUGH ] 241 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:13,452 [ BOTH LAUGH ] ...THE ROOM. 242 00:08:13,454 --> 00:08:14,553 ...THE ROOM. WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME 243 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:16,355 WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME RIGHT HERE? 244 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:17,254 RIGHT HERE? MMM. 245 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:19,191 MMM. YEAH. 246 00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:20,525 YEAH. [ LAUGHS ] 247 00:08:20,527 --> 00:08:22,260 [ LAUGHS ] YOU ARE A GOOD MAN. 248 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:23,294 YOU ARE A GOOD MAN. [ LAUGHS ] 249 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:24,962 [ LAUGHS ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 250 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:25,529 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A 251 00:08:25,531 --> 00:08:26,130 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKING A PICTURE? 252 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:26,965 PICTURE? COME ON. 253 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,233 COME ON. OH, CAN I? 254 00:08:28,234 --> 00:08:28,866 OH, CAN I? OH, YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC. 255 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:29,967 OH, YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC. [ CHUCKLES ] 256 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,001 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 257 00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:33,437 NO, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. UH... 258 00:08:33,439 --> 00:08:35,639 UH... BACK DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN 259 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,008 BACK DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN FOR JESUS, BABY. 260 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:40,511 FOR JESUS, BABY. OW! 261 00:08:40,513 --> 00:08:43,481 OW! [ LAUGHS ] 262 00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:45,884 [ LAUGHS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 263 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:48,018 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] AAH. AAH. 264 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,488 AAH. AAH. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 265 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:51,322 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHAT NOW? 266 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:53,157 WHAT NOW? OH... 267 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:54,859 OH... UH, NOTHING. 268 00:08:54,861 --> 00:08:55,527 UH, NOTHING. WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT. 269 00:08:55,529 --> 00:08:57,228 WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT. STAY JUST LIKE THAT. 270 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:59,631 STAY JUST LIKE THAT. WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT. 271 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:04,301 WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT. [ SIGHS ] 272 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:06,470 [ SIGHS ] YOU KI-- GOD, I...HATE MEN. 273 00:09:06,472 --> 00:09:08,173 YOU KI-- GOD, I...HATE MEN. # WELL, IF THE DEVIL DON'T 274 00:09:08,175 --> 00:09:10,675 # WELL, IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT # 275 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:14,044 LIKE IT # # HE BETTER NOT COME BACK 276 00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:16,847 # HE BETTER NOT COME BACK # IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO 277 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:19,683 # IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO # HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK 278 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,921 # HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK # IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT 279 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:25,489 # IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT # HE BETTER NOT COME BACK 280 00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,992 # HE BETTER NOT COME BACK # IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO 281 00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:28,894 # IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO # HE BETTER LICK MY NUT 282 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,661 # HE BETTER LICK MY NUT [ MOANS ] 283 00:09:30,663 --> 00:09:33,264 [ MOANS ] # NUTSACK 284 00:09:33,266 --> 00:09:57,888 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY. 285 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,825 OKAY. OH...OKAY. 286 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:00,958 OH...OKAY. OKAY, FOCUS. 287 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,395 OKAY, FOCUS. FOCUS. 288 00:10:04,397 --> 00:10:06,063 FOCUS. HERE WE GO. 289 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,499 HERE WE GO. UNH. 290 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,268 UNH. UH, OKAY, UH... 291 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:11,436 UH, OKAY, UH... UH, FARRAH FAWCETT. 292 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:12,771 UH, FARRAH FAWCETT. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 293 00:10:12,773 --> 00:10:15,207 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 294 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:17,876 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. UH, CARRIE FISHER. 295 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,277 UH, CARRIE FISHER. CARRIE FISHER. 296 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,880 CARRIE FISHER. NO. 297 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,180 NO. SHELLEY DUVALL. 298 00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:25,282 SHELLEY DUVALL. OH, YES. 299 00:10:25,284 --> 00:10:26,317 OH, YES. OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL. 300 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,619 OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL. OOH. 301 00:10:28,622 --> 00:10:30,488 OOH. OH, NASTY. 302 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,958 OH, NASTY. OH, SHELLEY. 303 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,258 OH, SHELLEY. [ MOANS ] 304 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,927 [ MOANS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 305 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:37,729 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY. 306 00:10:37,731 --> 00:10:39,263 OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. 307 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:39,830 OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. OKAY, I'M BACK. 308 00:10:39,832 --> 00:10:40,632 OKAY, I'M BACK. I'M BACK. 309 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:41,666 I'M BACK. LOOK OUT, BABY. 310 00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:42,834 LOOK OUT, BABY. I'M BACK. 311 00:10:42,836 --> 00:10:44,134 I'M BACK. [ BOTH MOANING ] 312 00:10:44,136 --> 00:10:45,870 [ BOTH MOANING ] OH, YEAH, CHAZZ. 313 00:10:45,872 --> 00:10:47,539 OH, YEAH, CHAZZ. OH...UNH! 314 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:49,306 OH...UNH! OH, YEAH! 315 00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:51,208 OH, YEAH! OOH! OH, YEAH! 316 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,344 OOH! OH, YEAH! MNH! OH! 317 00:10:52,346 --> 00:10:55,080 MNH! OH! OH... 318 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:56,380 OH... [ BOTH MOANING ] 319 00:10:56,382 --> 00:10:58,048 [ BOTH MOANING ] YEAH! 320 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,583 YEAH! OH! OH! 321 00:10:59,585 --> 00:11:01,219 OH! OH! OH, YEAH! 322 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:01,686 OH, YEAH! OH, GIVE IT TO ME, CHAZZ! 323 00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:03,854 OH, GIVE IT TO ME, CHAZZ! GIVE IT TO ME! 324 00:11:03,856 --> 00:11:05,956 GIVE IT TO ME! OH, YEAH! OOH! OOH! 325 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:06,724 OH, YEAH! OOH! OOH! [ LAUGHS ] OH! 326 00:11:06,726 --> 00:11:09,894 [ LAUGHS ] OH! WHOO! 327 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,563 WHOO! [ BOTH MOANING ] 328 00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:20,337 [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ] 329 00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:38,055 THAT WAS GREAT, CHAZZ. I KNOW. 330 00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:39,423 I KNOW. [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 331 00:11:39,426 --> 00:11:41,458 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] I GOT TO TAKE A DUMP 332 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:54,506 FATHER BOBBINGS? AGAIN? 333 00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,840 AGAIN? AAH! 334 00:11:56,842 --> 00:12:14,391 [ GRUNTS ] [ FARTING ] 335 00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:23,901 [ WATER SPLASHING ] [ FARTING CONTINUES ] 336 00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:35,180 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 337 00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:37,781 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 338 00:12:37,783 --> 00:12:41,585 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OH... 339 00:12:41,587 --> 00:12:44,054 OH... GOD...IT. 340 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,492 GOD...IT. BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA 341 00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:49,461 BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH. 342 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:52,364 HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH. BAMBI? 343 00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:53,097 BAMBI? WHAT'S WITH THE MASK? 344 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,732 WHAT'S WITH THE MASK? WAIT. 345 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:55,466 WAIT. AAH! OHH! 346 00:12:55,468 --> 00:12:56,767 AAH! OHH! OH, GOD! 347 00:12:56,769 --> 00:13:00,538 OH, GOD! [ SCREAMING ] 348 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:01,905 [ SCREAMING ] [ KNIFE PLUNGING ] 349 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:02,973 [ KNIFE PLUNGING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY. 350 00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:04,408 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY. OKAY, I'M BACK. 351 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,310 OKAY, I'M BACK. I'M BACK, BABY. 352 00:13:06,312 --> 00:13:07,278 I'M BACK, BABY. OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY 353 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,613 OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY DID NOT MOVE. 354 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:11,081 DID NOT MOVE. I LIKE IT. 355 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:11,849 I LIKE IT. UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET 356 00:13:11,851 --> 00:13:13,150 UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET THESE DOWN. 357 00:13:13,153 --> 00:13:14,653 THESE DOWN. [ CHUCKLES ] 358 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,855 [ CHUCKLES ] NICE. 359 00:13:16,857 --> 00:13:19,890 NICE. ALL RIGHT. 360 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:21,125 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 361 00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:22,359 HERE WE GO. [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 362 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:24,462 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OOH, MAMA. 363 00:13:24,464 --> 00:13:28,032 OOH, MAMA. OOH, YEAH. 364 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:29,267 OOH, YEAH. OOH. 365 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,268 OOH. OH, MY GOD. 366 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,369 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 367 00:13:32,371 --> 00:13:34,039 OH, MY GOD. WHAT THE...HAVE I DONE? 368 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:38,075 WHAT THE...HAVE I DONE? [ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD. 369 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,109 [ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD. [ WHIMPERING ] 370 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,210 [ WHIMPERING ] OH, MY GOD. 371 00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:41,279 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 372 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,479 OH, MY GOD. WHAT THE...? 373 00:13:42,481 --> 00:13:43,314 WHAT THE...? OH, MY GOD. 374 00:13:43,315 --> 00:13:43,947 OH, MY GOD. OH, GOD -- 375 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,683 OH, GOD -- [ KNIFE SLICES ] 376 00:13:45,685 --> 00:13:47,351 [ KNIFE SLICES ] [ GASPING ] 377 00:13:47,353 --> 00:14:01,900 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] 378 00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:04,068 [ GLASS BREAKING ] CHAZZ? 379 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:16,146 AAH! 380 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:29,060 AAH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ] 381 00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:39,870 UGH! 382 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:52,516 # OH, I'M # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 383 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,252 # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 384 00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:57,088 JESUS # # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE 385 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,189 # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 386 00:14:58,191 --> 00:15:01,358 # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 387 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,229 JESUS # # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED 388 00:15:04,231 --> 00:15:06,864 # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED # THE FIRST TIME I MET JESUS 389 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:09,567 # THE FIRST TIME I MET JESUS # I WAS A SLAVE TO SIN 390 00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:12,470 # I WAS A SLAVE TO SIN # BUT NOW I'M FREE FOREVER 391 00:15:12,472 --> 00:15:13,237 # BUT NOW I'M FREE FOREVER 'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN # 392 00:15:13,239 --> 00:15:14,606 'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN # # YES 393 00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:15,906 # YES # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 394 00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:18,742 # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 395 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,478 JESUS # # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE 396 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,679 # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 397 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,982 # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 398 00:15:24,984 --> 00:15:27,684 JESUS # # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED 399 00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:30,288 # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED # JESUS, JESUS, JESUS 400 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:33,023 # JESUS, JESUS, JESUS # I KNOW WE'LL NEVER PART 401 00:15:33,025 --> 00:15:35,225 # I KNOW WE'LL NEVER PART # WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER 402 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,059 # WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN MY 403 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:36,794 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN MY HEART # 404 00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,095 HEART # # OH 405 00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:39,129 # OH # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 406 00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,932 # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 407 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,968 JESUS # # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE 408 00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,035 # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 409 00:15:45,037 --> 00:15:48,071 # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 410 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,708 JESUS # # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED 411 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:53,644 # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED # YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, JESUS 412 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:56,847 # YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, JESUS # YOU SET ASIDE OUR PRIDE 413 00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:59,449 # YOU SET ASIDE OUR PRIDE # AND NOW I KNOW WE'LL ALWAYS 414 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:00,218 # AND NOW I KNOW WE'LL ALWAYS # BE YOUR BLUSHING BRIDE 415 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:01,518 # BE YOUR BLUSHING BRIDE # OH 416 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,686 # OH # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 417 00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:05,422 # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 418 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,324 JESUS # # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE 419 00:16:07,326 --> 00:16:08,459 # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 420 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,495 # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 421 00:16:10,496 --> 00:16:11,628 JESUS # # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED 422 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,030 # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ONE MORE TIME! 423 00:16:13,032 --> 00:16:14,032 ONE MORE TIME! # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 424 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,835 # ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 425 00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:18,803 JESUS # # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE 426 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:19,838 # WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH 427 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:22,472 # I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS # 428 00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:25,342 JESUS # # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED 429 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,777 # I'M JESUS-SATISFIED HOLY ROLLING! YEAH! 430 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:29,013 HOLY ROLLING! YEAH! WE LOVE YOU, JESUS! 431 00:16:29,015 --> 00:16:30,815 WE LOVE YOU, JESUS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 432 00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] JESUS' FATHER'S COMING! 433 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:37,488 JESUS' FATHER'S COMING! YAY, JESUS! 434 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,057 YAY, JESUS! [ GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ] 435 00:16:39,059 --> 00:16:41,458 [ GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 436 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,526 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YEAH. 437 00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:45,062 OH, YEAH. [ SIGHS ] 438 00:16:45,064 --> 00:16:48,031 [ SIGHS ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 439 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,701 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] AHH. YOU SMELL THAT, TIMMY? 440 00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:51,703 AHH. YOU SMELL THAT, TIMMY? THAT'S GOOD, FRESH COUNTRY AIR. 441 00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:52,536 THAT'S GOOD, FRESH COUNTRY AIR. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 442 00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:55,306 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] REALLY? 443 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:58,843 REALLY? ALL I SMELL IS COW POOP. 444 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:01,112 ALL I SMELL IS COW POOP. [ SNIFFS ] 445 00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:04,781 [ SNIFFS ] FAIR ENOUGH. 446 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,016 FAIR ENOUGH. COME ON, KID. 447 00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:07,417 COME ON, KID. NEED A HAND, BRITTANY? 448 00:17:07,419 --> 00:17:07,851 NEED A HAND, BRITTANY? I GOT IT COVERED, BROTHER 449 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,287 I GOT IT COVERED, BROTHER ZEKE. 450 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,988 ZEKE. OH! 451 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,323 OH! DID YOU HEAR THAT, BROTHER ZEKE? 452 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,225 DID YOU HEAR THAT, BROTHER ZEKE? SHE GOT IT COVERED. 453 00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:17,494 SHE GOT IT COVERED. YEAH, YOU GOT IT COVERED, YOU 454 00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:46,223 AH. SPEND YOUR MONEY WISELY, TIMMY. 455 00:17:46,225 --> 00:17:47,759 SPEND YOUR MONEY WISELY, TIMMY. I SURE WILL, FATHER. 456 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,028 I SURE WILL, FATHER. ALL RIGHT. 457 00:17:51,031 --> 00:17:52,063 ALL RIGHT. OOH, COOL STUFF. 458 00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:53,631 OOH, COOL STUFF. AH. 459 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,165 AH. [ DOOR CREAKS ] 460 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,034 [ DOOR CREAKS ] COME ON IN, KIDS. 461 00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:59,137 COME ON IN, KIDS. YEAH. 462 00:17:59,138 --> 00:18:01,605 YEAH. THERE WE GO. YEAH. 463 00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:02,507 THERE WE GO. YEAH. THAT'S IT. 464 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:04,709 THAT'S IT. MILLIE. 465 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,542 MILLIE. [ GASPS ] 466 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:06,744 [ GASPS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ] 467 00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:08,045 [ DOOR CLOSES ] UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FATHER? 468 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:09,446 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FATHER? I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE VAN. 469 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:09,780 I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE VAN. I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD RIGHT 470 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,581 I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW. 471 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,383 NOW. WHAT'S WRONG, MILLIE? 472 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,419 WHAT'S WRONG, MILLIE? UH, JUST CRAMPS. 473 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:17,655 UH, JUST CRAMPS. I'LL BE OKAY. UNH. 474 00:18:17,657 --> 00:18:20,190 I'LL BE OKAY. UNH. OH, DO YOU NEED A TAMPON? 475 00:18:20,192 --> 00:18:31,201 OH...YEAH. ...YEAH. 476 00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:34,839 ...YEAH. WHAT DO WE GOT? 477 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:37,007 WHAT DO WE GOT? [ DOOR CREAKING ] 478 00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:48,752 HOW'D YOU GET UP HERE? TAKE A WRONG TURN? 479 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,956 TAKE A WRONG TURN? [ SCOFFS ] 480 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,859 [ SCOFFS ] YOU KNOW, STEALING IS A SIN. 481 00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:57,762 YOU KNOW, STEALING IS A SIN. THOSE BLUE EYES ARE A SIN. 482 00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:01,132 THOSE BLUE EYES ARE A SIN. SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS BIBLE CAMP 483 00:19:01,134 --> 00:19:02,166 SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS BIBLE CAMP THING, SOME SORT OF PENANCE? 484 00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,568 THING, SOME SORT OF PENANCE? WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT TO 485 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,469 WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT TO REPENT FOR. 486 00:19:05,471 --> 00:19:07,170 REPENT FOR. REALLY? 487 00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:08,673 REALLY? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DOWN 488 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:12,175 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING 489 00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:18,215 ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS. 490 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:19,316 ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS. TO WHO -- GOD OR TO YOU? 491 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,317 TO WHO -- GOD OR TO YOU? I THINK YOU SHOULD HOLD ON TO 492 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,619 I THINK YOU SHOULD HOLD ON TO THIS. 493 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:28,459 THIS. NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE 494 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,761 NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. 495 00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:32,496 SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. AMEN. 496 00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:34,164 AMEN. JENNIFER! 497 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,767 JENNIFER! THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR 498 00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:38,970 THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR SOMETHING. 499 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:44,274 SOMETHING. COME ON. 500 00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:48,111 COME ON. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 501 00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:48,713 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ LAUGHING ] 502 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:49,679 [ LAUGHING ] HI. 503 00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,616 HI. [ CHUCKLES ] 504 00:19:51,617 --> 00:19:53,584 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M FATHER CUMMINGS, PASTOR OF 505 00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,453 I'M FATHER CUMMINGS, PASTOR OF THE ST. JUDAS CATHOLIC CHURCH. 506 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,521 THE ST. JUDAS CATHOLIC CHURCH. WE'RE, UH -- WE'RE JUST HERE 507 00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:58,255 WE'RE, UH -- WE'RE JUST HERE BUYING SOME SUPPLIES FOR OUR BIG 508 00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:00,558 BUYING SOME SUPPLIES FOR OUR BIG CAMPOUT. 509 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,159 CAMPOUT. [ CHUCKLES ] 510 00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:02,659 [ CHUCKLES ] SO, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, 511 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,662 SO, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, FATHER. 512 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,163 FATHER. [ LAUGHS ] 513 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,130 [ LAUGHS ] ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING 514 00:20:07,132 --> 00:20:08,698 ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING. 515 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,233 ABOUT SOMETHING. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP 516 00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,702 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP OUR MINDS. 517 00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,940 OUR MINDS. NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PUT 518 00:20:15,942 --> 00:20:16,773 NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT? 519 00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:19,010 YOUR MOUTH ON IT? ON WHAT? 520 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:21,878 ON WHAT? THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY! 521 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,982 THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 522 00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:27,918 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [ SIGHS ] 523 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,719 [ SIGHS ] THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU. 524 00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:31,354 THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU. WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE? 525 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:36,093 WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE? JUST A FEW MILES UP THE ROAD, 526 00:20:36,095 --> 00:20:37,427 JUST A FEW MILES UP THE ROAD, TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP. 527 00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:40,998 TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP. DON'T YOU MEAN THE 528 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,234 DON'T YOU MEAN THE BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP? 529 00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,602 BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP? [ ALL GASP ] 530 00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:46,571 [ ALL GASP ] IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY. 531 00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:49,739 IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 532 00:20:49,741 --> 00:20:50,475 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK 533 00:20:50,477 --> 00:20:51,875 HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK OUR CHAIN. 534 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,544 OUR CHAIN. [ CHUCKLES ] 535 00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,378 [ CHUCKLES ] AREN'T YOU? 536 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,114 AREN'T YOU? L-LISTEN -- I DON'T APPRECIATE 537 00:20:57,116 --> 00:20:57,647 L-LISTEN -- I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE 538 00:20:57,649 --> 00:20:59,549 YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE THAT. 539 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,786 THAT. YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND, 540 00:21:01,788 --> 00:21:02,552 YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND, PREACHING FALSE STORIES. 541 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,487 PREACHING FALSE STORIES. ALL RIGHT. 542 00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:04,488 ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 543 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:05,689 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? [ CHUCKLES ] 544 00:21:05,691 --> 00:21:10,293 [ CHUCKLES ] TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER, 545 00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:11,461 TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER, DWAYNE. 546 00:21:11,463 --> 00:21:13,997 DWAYNE. MY BROTHER WENT TO 547 00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:15,165 MY BROTHER WENT TO BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN 548 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,834 BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN YEARS AGO. 549 00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:20,637 YEARS AGO. AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY 550 00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:26,710 AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER...NEAR 551 00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:31,648 CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER...NEAR KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD. 552 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:32,449 KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD. [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] 553 00:21:32,451 --> 00:21:33,651 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] UGH. 554 00:21:33,653 --> 00:21:35,486 UGH. AAH! 555 00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:37,755 AAH! [ KNIFE SLICES ] 556 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,892 [ KNIFE SLICES ] AAH! 557 00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,559 AAH! DWAYNE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR. 558 00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:44,761 DWAYNE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR. WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE 559 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,830 WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE. 560 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,966 AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE. HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THAT 561 00:21:48,968 --> 00:21:53,803 HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THAT NIGHT. 562 00:21:53,805 --> 00:21:57,741 NIGHT. HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG, 563 00:21:57,744 --> 00:22:01,111 HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG, STARING AT... 564 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,979 STARING AT... UH, RIGHT, UH... 565 00:22:02,981 --> 00:22:04,447 UH, RIGHT, UH... ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 566 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,882 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH 567 00:22:05,884 --> 00:22:07,251 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY. 568 00:22:07,253 --> 00:22:08,885 HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY. IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO? 569 00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:10,754 IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO? YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE, 570 00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:12,789 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE, PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER 571 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,991 PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER. 572 00:22:14,993 --> 00:22:16,994 CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER. I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND 573 00:22:16,996 --> 00:22:19,529 I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR 574 00:22:19,531 --> 00:22:23,533 I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR BLOOD! 575 00:22:23,535 --> 00:22:24,835 BLOOD! [ CHUCKLES ] OKEY DOKEY. 576 00:22:24,837 --> 00:22:25,536 [ CHUCKLES ] OKEY DOKEY. OKAY, CAMPERS. 577 00:22:25,538 --> 00:22:27,038 OKAY, CAMPERS. [ CHUCKLES ] 578 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,372 [ CHUCKLES ] LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 579 00:22:29,374 --> 00:22:31,174 LET'S HIT THE ROAD. [ SIGHS ] 580 00:22:31,176 --> 00:22:32,909 [ SIGHS ] SO MANY OUNCES, SO LITTLE 581 00:22:32,912 --> 00:22:34,911 SO MANY OUNCES, SO LITTLE TIME. 582 00:22:34,913 --> 00:23:17,254 GOD...CHRISTIANS. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 583 00:23:17,256 --> 00:23:38,041 [ VAN DOOR CLOSES ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 584 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,210 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] OH, GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAST 585 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:42,345 OH, GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE WAS HERE? 586 00:23:42,347 --> 00:23:54,258 WHERE ARE, UH -- WHERE ARE ALL THE CABINS, FATHER? 587 00:23:54,259 --> 00:23:56,626 ALL THE CABINS, FATHER? UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD. 588 00:23:56,628 --> 00:23:57,661 UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD. UH, IT'S NOT FAR. 589 00:23:57,663 --> 00:23:59,229 UH, IT'S NOT FAR. BUCK UP, TAD. 590 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,263 BUCK UP, TAD. BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING. 591 00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:01,031 BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING. [ CHUCKLES ] 592 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,500 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. 593 00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:02,999 OH. ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR GEAR, 594 00:24:03,001 --> 00:24:04,434 ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR GEAR, TROOPS. 595 00:24:04,437 --> 00:24:05,769 TROOPS. YEAH, TAD, WE'RE CAMPING. 596 00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:06,804 YEAH, TAD, WE'RE CAMPING. [ Mockingly ] OH, WE'RE 597 00:24:06,806 --> 00:24:08,705 [ Mockingly ] OH, WE'RE CAMPING. 598 00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:11,042 CAMPING. OOH! 599 00:24:11,044 --> 00:24:28,825 THANK YOU TO JESUS FOR PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL 600 00:24:28,827 --> 00:24:30,594 PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL CAMPGROUND. 601 00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:32,362 CAMPGROUND. IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE, 602 00:24:32,364 --> 00:24:33,898 IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE, WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER, 603 00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:34,832 WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER, TOGETHER. 604 00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:37,367 TOGETHER. YEAH! 605 00:24:37,369 --> 00:24:39,236 YEAH! [ GIGGLES ] BE SO COOL. 606 00:24:39,237 --> 00:24:39,803 [ GIGGLES ] BE SO COOL. OH, MY GOSH. 607 00:24:39,805 --> 00:24:40,937 OH, MY GOSH. YOU BROUGHT A TAPE. 608 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:42,772 YOU BROUGHT A TAPE. I FORGOT ALL MY AMY GRANT ONES 609 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:56,654 THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN ROCK. AND? 610 00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:58,421 AND? SOMEONE IS GOING TO H-E-L. 611 00:24:58,423 --> 00:25:01,058 SOMEONE IS GOING TO H-E-L. THAT'S HELL. 612 00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:02,826 THAT'S HELL. A-PLUS, BRITTANY. 613 00:25:02,828 --> 00:25:05,495 A-PLUS, BRITTANY. EXCUSE ME? 614 00:25:05,497 --> 00:25:07,597 EXCUSE ME? ...OFF, PRINCESS. 615 00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:19,476 MMM, MAN, THAT BRITTANY IS HOT AS HELL. 616 00:25:19,479 --> 00:25:20,845 HOT AS HELL. W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 617 00:25:20,846 --> 00:25:22,546 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS SHE SICK? 618 00:25:22,548 --> 00:25:24,848 IS SHE SICK? DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER? 619 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:26,449 DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER? I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP. 620 00:25:26,451 --> 00:25:28,285 I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP. [ LAUGHS ] 621 00:25:28,287 --> 00:25:29,953 [ LAUGHS ] NO, YOU WEASY LITTLE DWEEB. 622 00:25:29,955 --> 00:25:30,754 NO, YOU WEASY LITTLE DWEEB. IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT... 623 00:25:30,756 --> 00:25:32,655 IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT... BEAUTIFUL. 624 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,591 BEAUTIFUL. I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK 625 00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:36,060 I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS. 626 00:25:36,062 --> 00:25:37,894 AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS. OOH! 627 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:39,729 OOH! YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE 628 00:25:39,732 --> 00:25:41,131 YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B" 629 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:43,166 THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B" WORD OR THE "F" WORD. 630 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,335 WORD OR THE "F" WORD. YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU 631 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:46,804 YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU? 632 00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:48,471 LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU? OW! 633 00:25:48,473 --> 00:25:49,205 OW! NO, I DON'T! 634 00:25:49,207 --> 00:25:50,373 NO, I DON'T! YEAH, YOU DO. 635 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,174 YEAH, YOU DO. YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU 636 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,010 YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU LOOK AT BOYS, HUH? 637 00:25:53,012 --> 00:25:53,644 LOOK AT BOYS, HUH? [ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T! 638 00:25:53,646 --> 00:25:54,778 [ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T! [ LAUGHS ] 639 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:55,945 [ LAUGHS ] LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE 640 00:25:55,947 --> 00:25:56,880 LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE RIGHT NOW. 641 00:25:56,882 --> 00:25:58,314 RIGHT NOW. [ GASPS ] 642 00:25:58,316 --> 00:25:59,716 [ GASPS ] I'M SORRY, JESUS! 643 00:25:59,718 --> 00:26:01,217 I'M SORRY, JESUS! I'M SORRY, JESUS! 644 00:26:01,219 --> 00:26:03,353 I'M SORRY, JESUS! I'M SORRY, JESUS! 645 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,888 I'M SORRY, JESUS! JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL 646 00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:06,824 JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL BONER AWAY! 647 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:10,194 BONER AWAY! [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 648 00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:11,462 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] [ LAUGH HONKING ] 649 00:26:11,464 --> 00:26:13,097 [ LAUGH HONKING ] THIS GUY. 650 00:26:13,099 --> 00:26:14,864 THIS GUY. [ LAUGHING STOPS ] 651 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:17,634 [ LAUGHING STOPS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 652 00:26:17,636 --> 00:26:19,836 [ CHUCKLES ] TAD. 653 00:26:19,838 --> 00:26:21,771 TAD. YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY 654 00:26:21,773 --> 00:26:22,373 YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS 655 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,073 IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS DEAL. 656 00:26:24,075 --> 00:26:24,974 DEAL. [ CHUCKLES ] 657 00:26:24,976 --> 00:26:27,677 [ CHUCKLES ] THINK ABOUT IT. 658 00:26:27,679 --> 00:26:29,447 THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED 659 00:26:29,448 --> 00:26:30,713 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF GOD. 660 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,581 BY THE HAND OF GOD. THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT 661 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:32,715 THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY. 662 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,618 AWAY. YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A 663 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,486 YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A DAY TO GET HERE. 664 00:26:36,489 --> 00:26:38,488 DAY TO GET HERE. WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU 665 00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,256 WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH 666 00:26:40,259 --> 00:26:42,192 AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY 667 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:43,626 DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO 668 00:26:43,629 --> 00:26:45,195 COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO THE CHURCH. 669 00:26:45,198 --> 00:26:47,965 THE CHURCH. JAG? 670 00:26:47,966 --> 00:26:49,300 JAG? I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY. 671 00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:49,767 I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY. YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION, 672 00:26:49,769 --> 00:26:51,668 YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION, MILLIE. 673 00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:52,936 MILLIE. COME ON. 674 00:26:52,938 --> 00:26:54,437 COME ON. [ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS! 675 00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:56,507 [ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS! I'M SORRY, JESUS! 676 00:26:56,509 --> 00:26:57,440 I'M SORRY, JESUS! JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL 677 00:26:57,442 --> 00:26:58,175 JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL BONER AWAY! 678 00:26:58,176 --> 00:27:00,343 BONER AWAY! PLEASE! 679 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:01,277 PLEASE! THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE 680 00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:03,446 THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! 681 00:27:03,448 --> 00:27:04,682 ME ANYMORE! PLEASE! PLEASE! 682 00:27:04,684 --> 00:27:08,318 PLEASE! PLEASE! I'M SORRY! 683 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,721 I'M SORRY! AHH! 684 00:27:10,723 --> 00:27:13,090 AHH! WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF? 685 00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,625 WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF? [ GASPING ] 686 00:27:15,627 --> 00:27:18,496 [ GASPING ] THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER 687 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:19,329 THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING 688 00:27:19,331 --> 00:27:23,733 THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING ABOUT. 689 00:27:23,735 --> 00:27:25,169 ABOUT. I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM! 690 00:27:25,171 --> 00:27:26,536 I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM! DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD, 691 00:27:26,538 --> 00:27:27,337 DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD, THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS 692 00:27:27,339 --> 00:27:28,772 THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS PLACE SO CHEAP? 693 00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:29,506 PLACE SO CHEAP? WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING 694 00:27:29,508 --> 00:27:30,540 WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT. 695 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,375 WRONG WITH IT. NOPE. NO. 696 00:27:32,378 --> 00:27:33,977 NOPE. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE 697 00:27:33,979 --> 00:27:34,812 NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE, 698 00:27:34,814 --> 00:27:36,579 WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE, MILLIE. 699 00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:38,648 MILLIE. NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD 700 00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:41,117 NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON. 701 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,820 BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON. AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US 702 00:27:43,822 --> 00:27:46,357 AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD 703 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,992 THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A 704 00:27:48,994 --> 00:27:50,894 A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES. 705 00:27:50,896 --> 00:27:52,595 WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES. NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE 706 00:27:52,597 --> 00:27:56,866 NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL 707 00:27:56,869 --> 00:27:59,035 THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND 708 00:27:59,037 --> 00:28:00,770 TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A 709 00:28:00,772 --> 00:28:03,106 THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING 710 00:28:03,108 --> 00:28:04,741 WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 711 00:28:04,743 --> 00:28:06,544 ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT. 712 00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:07,545 I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT. YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER. 713 00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:09,879 YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER. [ CHUCKLES ] 714 00:28:09,881 --> 00:28:12,882 [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE. 715 00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:14,450 RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE. MNH. 716 00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:15,785 MNH. [ LAUGHS ] 717 00:28:15,788 --> 00:28:19,622 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 718 00:28:19,624 --> 00:28:21,958 YEAH. MNH. WELL... 719 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:33,603 OH, THIS IS NICE. OH, THANKS. 720 00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:33,938 OH, THANKS. A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR 721 00:28:33,939 --> 00:28:35,371 A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR ME. 722 00:28:35,373 --> 00:28:36,607 ME. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULD 723 00:28:36,609 --> 00:28:37,308 ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 724 00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,575 THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ] 725 00:28:38,577 --> 00:28:39,743 [ LAUGHS ] SHE MADE IT FOR ME. 726 00:28:39,745 --> 00:28:41,145 SHE MADE IT FOR ME. YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 727 00:28:41,147 --> 00:28:41,911 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. THANKS. 728 00:28:41,913 --> 00:28:43,446 THANKS. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 729 00:28:43,448 --> 00:28:45,815 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 730 00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:46,616 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER 731 00:28:46,618 --> 00:28:48,885 HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER TREATING YOU? 732 00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:51,055 TREATING YOU? OH, SHUT UP, TAD. 733 00:28:51,056 --> 00:28:51,721 OH, SHUT UP, TAD. FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY 734 00:28:51,723 --> 00:28:53,189 FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY BONER. 735 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:54,757 BONER. OH, I BET HE DID. 736 00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:55,925 OH, I BET HE DID. [ LAUGHS ] 737 00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:58,461 [ LAUGHS ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] 738 00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:00,397 [ BOTH LAUGH ] I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE... 739 00:29:00,398 --> 00:29:02,231 I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE... I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR 740 00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:04,068 I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE 741 00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:05,736 SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE 742 00:29:05,737 --> 00:29:06,437 CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT IT 743 00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:07,637 MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT IT BREATHES. 744 00:29:07,639 --> 00:29:08,305 BREATHES. I'M JUST -- 745 00:29:08,307 --> 00:29:09,372 I'M JUST -- [ SQUEALS ] 746 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:10,640 [ SQUEALS ] DUDE, COME ON. 747 00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:11,975 DUDE, COME ON. YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST. 748 00:29:11,977 --> 00:29:13,743 YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST. NO. I'M A BROTHER. 749 00:29:13,745 --> 00:29:15,044 NO. I'M A BROTHER. TUSKEGEE AIRMAN... 750 00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,246 TUSKEGEE AIRMAN... [ SIGHS ] 751 00:29:17,249 --> 00:29:19,015 [ SIGHS ] [ GIGGLES ] TAD! 752 00:29:19,017 --> 00:29:19,983 [ GIGGLES ] TAD! YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT. 753 00:29:19,985 --> 00:29:21,918 YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT. COME ON, BABY. 754 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,686 COME ON, BABY. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LIKE -- 755 00:29:23,689 --> 00:29:25,288 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LIKE -- SO, IS EVERYBODY HAVING A 756 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:28,124 SO, IS EVERYBODY HAVING A GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND. 757 00:29:28,126 --> 00:29:29,926 GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 758 00:29:29,928 --> 00:29:30,627 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. 759 00:29:30,629 --> 00:29:32,796 HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. AH. 760 00:29:32,798 --> 00:29:34,932 AH. I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS -- IF THIS 761 00:29:34,933 --> 00:29:37,134 I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS -- IF THIS WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH 762 00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:38,068 WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE 763 00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:39,369 MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN. 764 00:29:39,371 --> 00:29:42,539 OF HEAVEN. OH. 765 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,975 OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 766 00:29:44,977 --> 00:29:46,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND 767 00:29:46,312 --> 00:29:47,744 OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP, 768 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:48,478 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE 769 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,979 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE -- 770 00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:50,948 GONNA HAVE -- HOT WIENERS! 771 00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:52,849 HOT WIENERS! [ CHUCKLES ] 772 00:29:52,851 --> 00:29:54,484 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY. 773 00:29:54,486 --> 00:29:56,085 YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY. AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF 774 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,821 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR 775 00:29:58,823 --> 00:30:00,456 WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S -- 776 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,891 LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S -- AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ] 777 00:30:01,893 --> 00:30:03,727 AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ] UH... 778 00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:04,394 UH... THAT'S A HOT, JUICY JUMBO 779 00:30:04,396 --> 00:30:05,028 THAT'S A HOT, JUICY JUMBO WIENER. 780 00:30:05,030 --> 00:30:05,628 WIENER. [ LAUGHTER ] 781 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:06,295 [ LAUGHTER ] OOH. 782 00:30:06,297 --> 00:30:07,965 OOH. HERE YOU GO, VANCE. 783 00:30:07,967 --> 00:30:10,868 HERE YOU GO, VANCE. PASS THOSE AROUND. 784 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:15,004 PASS THOSE AROUND. [ SIGHS ] 785 00:30:15,006 --> 00:30:16,973 [ SIGHS ] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 786 00:30:16,975 --> 00:30:18,541 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] WAS, UH, ANYONE ELSE CREEPED 787 00:30:18,543 --> 00:30:19,909 WAS, UH, ANYONE ELSE CREEPED OUT BY THAT STORY ABOUT 788 00:30:19,912 --> 00:30:21,978 OUT BY THAT STORY ABOUT SISTER MARY CHOPPER? 789 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:23,780 SISTER MARY CHOPPER? UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT 790 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:25,415 UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS 791 00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:27,216 MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH? 792 00:30:27,218 --> 00:30:29,052 INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH? WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, 793 00:30:29,054 --> 00:30:30,720 WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, GANG -- TOOTHLESS INBREDS -- 794 00:30:30,723 --> 00:30:32,389 GANG -- TOOTHLESS INBREDS -- THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO 795 00:30:32,391 --> 00:30:34,490 THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT? 796 00:30:34,493 --> 00:30:36,826 OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT? THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO 797 00:30:36,828 --> 00:30:38,762 THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT. 798 00:30:38,763 --> 00:30:40,963 KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT. YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS 799 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,833 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED? 800 00:30:42,835 --> 00:30:43,700 BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED? YEAH, THAT BOY LOOKED... 801 00:30:43,702 --> 00:30:45,268 YEAH, THAT BOY LOOKED... UH... 802 00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:46,437 UH... MESSED UP. 803 00:30:46,439 --> 00:30:47,870 MESSED UP. LORD, PRAY FOR HIM. 804 00:30:47,872 --> 00:30:49,539 LORD, PRAY FOR HIM. [ SIGHS ] 805 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,674 [ SIGHS ] WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU, 806 00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:52,476 WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU, JENNIFER -- HE WAS PROBABLY BORN 807 00:30:52,478 --> 00:30:54,845 JENNIFER -- HE WAS PROBABLY BORN THAT WAY. 808 00:30:54,846 --> 00:30:57,447 THAT WAY. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD 809 00:30:57,449 --> 00:30:59,682 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE 810 00:30:59,685 --> 00:31:01,851 PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH. 811 00:31:01,853 --> 00:31:04,722 DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH. BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S 812 00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:06,322 BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN. 813 00:31:06,324 --> 00:31:08,791 ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 814 00:31:08,794 --> 00:31:09,359 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WELL, I, UH -- I GUESS THAT PUTS 815 00:31:09,361 --> 00:31:11,161 WELL, I, UH -- I GUESS THAT PUTS THAT TO REST. 816 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:14,097 THAT TO REST. AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU 817 00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:16,734 AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A 818 00:31:16,736 --> 00:31:19,035 GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. 819 00:31:19,037 --> 00:31:19,870 BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS 820 00:31:19,872 --> 00:31:21,304 I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS WEEKEND. 821 00:31:21,306 --> 00:31:23,272 WEEKEND. [ LAUGHTER ] 822 00:31:23,274 --> 00:31:28,244 [ LAUGHTER ] OH... 823 00:31:28,246 --> 00:31:30,147 OH... [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 824 00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,615 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED 825 00:31:32,617 --> 00:31:36,286 I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED THIS WEEK. 826 00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:40,556 THIS WEEK. I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A 827 00:31:40,558 --> 00:31:43,926 I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST 828 00:31:43,928 --> 00:31:47,030 VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP 829 00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:48,766 GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP [CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO, 830 00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,167 [CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO, LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN 831 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:52,069 LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A 832 00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:53,035 LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A 833 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:53,637 BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A COONSKIN CAP 834 00:31:53,638 --> 00:31:54,737 COONSKIN CAP GREAT. 835 00:31:54,739 --> 00:31:57,474 GREAT. [ CHUCKLES ] 836 00:31:57,476 --> 00:31:59,743 [ CHUCKLES ] AND GIRLS -- THE GIRLS WILL 837 00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:01,411 AND GIRLS -- THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO BE GREAT HOMEMAKERS AND 838 00:32:01,412 --> 00:32:03,146 LEARN TO BE GREAT HOMEMAKERS AND GREAT HOUSEWIVES. 839 00:32:03,148 --> 00:32:04,580 GREAT HOUSEWIVES. [ LAUGHS ] 840 00:32:04,582 --> 00:32:07,583 [ LAUGHS ] HERE WE GO. 841 00:32:07,586 --> 00:32:10,654 HERE WE GO. # AS I LOOKED DOWN UP THE LAND 842 00:32:10,656 --> 00:32:13,456 # AS I LOOKED DOWN UP THE LAND # GUESS WHAT I DID SEE 843 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:16,192 # GUESS WHAT I DID SEE # LOADS OF BOYS BECOMING MEN 844 00:32:16,194 --> 00:32:18,362 # LOADS OF BOYS BECOMING MEN # JESUS HAS THE HOLY KEY 845 00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:20,663 # JESUS HAS THE HOLY KEY # AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL LEARN 846 00:32:20,665 --> 00:32:21,965 # AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO COOK AND KEEP HOUSE FOR THE 847 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:25,335 TO COOK AND KEEP HOUSE FOR THE CLAN # 848 00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:27,371 CLAN # # TO BE A LOYAL RANGER RAT TO A 849 00:32:27,373 --> 00:32:29,973 # TO BE A LOYAL RANGER RAT TO A LOYAL RANGER MAN # 850 00:32:29,975 --> 00:32:31,274 LOYAL RANGER MAN # # OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM 851 00:32:31,276 --> 00:32:33,744 # OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET? # 852 00:32:33,746 --> 00:32:36,647 IS SWEET? # # REALLY QUITE AT HAND 853 00:32:36,649 --> 00:32:39,716 # REALLY QUITE AT HAND # BE A BOY IN A COONSKIN CAP 854 00:32:39,717 --> 00:32:41,384 # BE A BOY IN A COONSKIN CAP # BECOME A CHRISTIAN MAN 855 00:32:41,386 --> 00:32:42,452 # BECOME A CHRISTIAN MAN # WE'LL ALL SPLASH ROUND IN THE 856 00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:44,353 # WE'LL ALL SPLASH ROUND IN THE LAKE ALL DAY # 857 00:32:44,355 --> 00:32:46,290 LAKE ALL DAY # # YES, WE'LL BE REAL GOOD 858 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:48,324 # YES, WE'LL BE REAL GOOD SWIMMERS # 859 00:32:48,327 --> 00:32:50,593 SWIMMERS # # AND THE GIRLS WILL BLESS THE 860 00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:52,361 # AND THE GIRLS WILL BLESS THE DINING HALL WITH BREAKFAST, 861 00:32:52,363 --> 00:32:54,564 DINING HALL WITH BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNERS # 862 00:32:54,566 --> 00:32:55,464 LUNCH, AND DINNERS # # OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM 863 00:32:55,466 --> 00:32:56,999 # OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET? # 864 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:58,401 IS SWEET? # # AND IT COULDN'T BE MUCH 865 00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,236 # AND IT COULDN'T BE MUCH KEENER # 866 00:33:00,238 --> 00:33:01,404 KEENER # # WE'LL ROAST OUR DOGS IN THE 867 00:33:01,406 --> 00:33:09,512 # WE'LL ROAST OUR DOGS IN THE CAMPFIRE LIGHT # 868 00:33:09,514 --> 00:33:11,280 CAMPFIRE LIGHT # # EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR WIENER 869 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,015 # EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR WIENER [ SONG ENDS ] 870 00:33:13,017 --> 00:33:14,785 [ SONG ENDS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 871 00:33:14,787 --> 00:33:17,087 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHUCKLES ] 872 00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:19,388 [ CHUCKLES ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 873 00:33:19,390 --> 00:33:21,792 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WELL, KIDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG 874 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,059 WELL, KIDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO 875 00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:25,162 DAY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO HIT THE SACK. 876 00:33:25,163 --> 00:33:29,298 HIT THE SACK. [ MOANING ] 877 00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:32,501 [ MOANING ] OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, 878 00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:36,038 OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME. 879 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,743 HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE 880 00:33:40,745 --> 00:33:44,948 THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN 881 00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,350 DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. 882 00:33:46,352 --> 00:33:48,517 HEAVEN. [ HUMMING ] 883 00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:58,461 OOH, YEAH. DO YOU LIKE MY BREASTS? 884 00:33:58,463 --> 00:34:01,230 DO YOU LIKE MY BREASTS? YES. 885 00:34:01,232 --> 00:34:02,199 YES. ME TOO. 886 00:34:02,201 --> 00:34:07,070 ME TOO. [ HUMMING ] 887 00:34:07,072 --> 00:34:09,039 [ HUMMING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 888 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,940 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] # YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS 889 00:34:10,942 --> 00:34:12,042 # YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS # OH, YEAH 890 00:34:12,043 --> 00:34:14,477 # OH, YEAH # YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS 891 00:34:14,479 --> 00:34:16,479 # YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS [ WOLF-WHISTLES ] 892 00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:17,480 [ WOLF-WHISTLES ] OH, YEAH. 893 00:34:17,482 --> 00:34:18,215 OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, BRITTANY. 894 00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:21,784 THAT'S RIGHT, BRITTANY. KEEP IT UP. 895 00:34:21,786 --> 00:34:23,452 KEEP IT UP. [ HUMMING ] 896 00:34:23,454 --> 00:34:26,289 [ HUMMING ] [ Laughing ] OH, YEAH. 897 00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:27,390 [ Laughing ] OH, YEAH. DADDY LIKE. DADDY LIKE. 898 00:34:27,393 --> 00:34:31,594 DADDY LIKE. DADDY LIKE. [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 899 00:34:31,596 --> 00:34:32,728 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] GOD, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN. 900 00:34:32,731 --> 00:34:33,796 GOD, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN. OH! 901 00:34:33,798 --> 00:34:35,198 OH! FATHER CUMMINGS. 902 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,599 FATHER CUMMINGS. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 903 00:34:36,601 --> 00:34:37,166 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A 904 00:34:37,168 --> 00:34:38,834 YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A SECOND. 905 00:34:38,836 --> 00:34:40,504 SECOND. I WAS JUST, UH, MAKING SURE ALL 906 00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:40,970 I WAS JUST, UH, MAKING SURE ALL THE CAMPERS WERE GETTING TO BED 907 00:34:40,973 --> 00:34:42,772 THE CAMPERS WERE GETTING TO BED OKAY. 908 00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:45,741 OKAY. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE 909 00:34:45,743 --> 00:34:48,445 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING, BROTHER ZEKE. 910 00:34:48,447 --> 00:34:51,447 DOING, BROTHER ZEKE. UH...I'M SORRY, FATHER. 911 00:34:51,449 --> 00:34:55,318 UH...I'M SORRY, FATHER. I PROMISE I WILL NEVER GET 912 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,819 I PROMISE I WILL NEVER GET CAUGHT DOING THAT AGAIN. 913 00:34:56,821 --> 00:34:57,920 CAUGHT DOING THAT AGAIN. OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO 914 00:34:57,922 --> 00:34:59,656 OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME. 915 00:34:59,658 --> 00:35:00,256 APOLOGIZE TO ME. YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE 916 00:35:00,258 --> 00:35:01,858 YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE LORD. 917 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,526 LORD. HE'S THE ONLY WHO FORGIVES 918 00:35:03,528 --> 00:35:06,362 HE'S THE ONLY WHO FORGIVES AROUND HERE. 919 00:35:06,364 --> 00:35:08,331 AROUND HERE. YES, FATHER. 920 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,166 YES, FATHER. BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 921 00:35:10,169 --> 00:35:15,805 BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. AT LEAST I DIDN'T CATCH YOU 922 00:35:15,807 --> 00:35:17,474 AT LEAST I DIDN'T CATCH YOU SPYING ON THE BOYS UNDRESSING. 923 00:35:17,476 --> 00:35:20,376 SPYING ON THE BOYS UNDRESSING. [ LAUGHS ] 924 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,044 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 925 00:35:22,046 --> 00:35:24,948 [ LAUGHS ] OKAY. 926 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:26,482 OKAY. [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 927 00:35:26,484 --> 00:35:34,124 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] MM. 928 00:35:34,126 --> 00:35:34,790 MM. YEAH. NOW HAND IT OVER. 929 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:37,526 YEAH. NOW HAND IT OVER. [ SNIFFS ] 930 00:35:37,528 --> 00:35:40,229 [ SNIFFS ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE. 931 00:35:40,231 --> 00:35:42,098 OH, BROTHER ZEKE. THE WAGES OF SIN -- DEATH. 932 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,233 THE WAGES OF SIN -- DEATH. Both: ROMANS 6:23. 933 00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:45,902 Both: ROMANS 6:23. MM. 934 00:35:45,904 --> 00:35:47,704 MM. NOW GO TO BED. 935 00:35:47,706 --> 00:35:52,241 NOW GO TO BED. WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 936 00:35:52,244 --> 00:35:55,745 WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW. [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 937 00:35:55,747 --> 00:35:58,814 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] WHITE DEVIL. 938 00:35:58,816 --> 00:36:03,686 WHITE DEVIL. [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 939 00:36:03,688 --> 00:36:06,355 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] [ MOANING ] 940 00:36:06,357 --> 00:36:10,227 [ MOANING ] YOU'RE GONNA DIE... 941 00:36:10,229 --> 00:36:11,627 YOU'RE GONNA DIE... [ GASPING ] 942 00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:13,296 [ GASPING ] [ WHIMPERING ] 943 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,898 [ WHIMPERING ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 944 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:21,504 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY! 945 00:36:21,506 --> 00:36:24,173 THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 946 00:36:24,175 --> 00:36:46,195 [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 947 00:36:46,198 --> 00:37:07,416 RISE AND SHINE, BIBLE CAMPERS. IT'S EXACTLY 6:00 A.M. AT THE 948 00:37:07,418 --> 00:37:08,217 IT'S EXACTLY 6:00 A.M. AT THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S 949 00:37:08,219 --> 00:37:10,920 HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S A-WASTING. 950 00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:13,255 A-WASTING. WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING, 951 00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:15,825 WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING, NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR 952 00:37:15,827 --> 00:37:16,560 NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE 953 00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:19,962 FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE BOWL! 954 00:37:19,964 --> 00:37:21,832 BOWL! [ BUZZER ] 955 00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:25,301 [ BUZZER ] OH! OH, GOSH! 956 00:37:25,303 --> 00:37:27,303 OH! OH, GOSH! THE BIBLE BOWL! 957 00:37:27,306 --> 00:37:28,204 THE BIBLE BOWL! I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO 958 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,172 I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO BREAKFAST. 959 00:37:30,174 --> 00:37:32,342 BREAKFAST. IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE 960 00:37:32,344 --> 00:37:35,377 IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE BETTER THAN HOT, JUICY WIENERS, 961 00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:43,319 HEY, BE CAREFUL, TIMMY, BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE 962 00:37:43,322 --> 00:37:44,620 BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE BONER. 963 00:37:44,622 --> 00:37:46,656 BONER. [ LAUGHS ] 964 00:37:46,657 --> 00:37:48,891 [ LAUGHS ] HA HA, TAD. 965 00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:49,626 HA HA, TAD. HEY, VANCE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT 966 00:37:49,627 --> 00:37:51,227 HEY, VANCE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 967 00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:52,628 I SAID? YEAH, I HEARD YOU. 968 00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:57,666 YEAH, I HEARD YOU. [ SIGHS ] 969 00:37:57,668 --> 00:37:59,535 [ SIGHS ] RISE AND SHINE, BOSS. 970 00:37:59,537 --> 00:38:01,604 RISE AND SHINE, BOSS. [ GROANS ] ...THIS... 971 00:38:01,607 --> 00:38:28,264 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD... 972 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:32,668 I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD... AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND 973 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:36,805 AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY 974 00:38:36,807 --> 00:38:39,543 SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY 975 00:38:39,544 --> 00:38:41,911 WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN 976 00:38:41,913 --> 00:38:43,078 THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED 977 00:38:43,081 --> 00:38:45,548 MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED TO ACT. 978 00:38:45,550 --> 00:38:48,150 TO ACT. AND -- AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED 979 00:38:48,152 --> 00:38:50,553 AND -- AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE 980 00:38:50,555 --> 00:38:53,222 MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THAT 981 00:38:53,224 --> 00:38:55,257 HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THAT FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB -- I'LL 982 00:38:55,259 --> 00:38:58,762 FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB -- I'LL ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME. 983 00:38:58,764 --> 00:39:01,130 ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME. [ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND 984 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:02,798 [ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH! 985 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,866 AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH! ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS! 986 00:39:03,869 --> 00:39:06,235 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 987 00:39:06,238 --> 00:39:07,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YAY! FATHER! 988 00:39:07,406 --> 00:39:09,004 YAY! FATHER! OW! 989 00:39:09,006 --> 00:39:10,473 OW! THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE 990 00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:11,073 THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR 991 00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:12,541 ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR WEEKEND. 992 00:39:12,543 --> 00:39:14,076 WEEKEND. BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PUT 993 00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:15,478 BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PUT TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA 994 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,378 TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY 995 00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:18,180 QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY LITTLE CONTEST. 996 00:39:18,182 --> 00:39:19,982 LITTLE CONTEST. AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A 997 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:21,417 AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF 998 00:39:21,419 --> 00:39:22,751 SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF YOU CAMPERS IS THE BEST 999 00:39:22,753 --> 00:39:23,686 YOU CAMPERS IS THE BEST CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY. 1000 00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:24,386 CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY. HUH? 1001 00:39:24,388 --> 00:39:26,957 HUH? ALL RIGHT! 1002 00:39:26,959 --> 00:39:28,458 ALL RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1003 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:30,960 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FATHER! 1004 00:39:30,962 --> 00:39:33,162 FATHER! AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST 1005 00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:35,564 AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL, 1006 00:39:35,566 --> 00:39:37,967 WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL, BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM 1007 00:39:37,969 --> 00:39:43,539 BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM THE ST. JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES] 1008 00:39:43,541 --> 00:39:44,441 THE ST. JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES] WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY 1009 00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:46,242 WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY YOURS TRULY. 1010 00:39:46,245 --> 00:39:47,710 YOURS TRULY. HUH? OKAY. 1011 00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:48,711 HUH? OKAY. ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU 1012 00:39:48,713 --> 00:39:49,612 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU READY? 1013 00:39:49,614 --> 00:39:50,379 READY? YEAH! 1014 00:39:50,381 --> 00:39:52,382 YEAH! [ APPLAUSE ] 1015 00:39:52,384 --> 00:39:53,449 [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH! FATHER! 1016 00:39:53,451 --> 00:39:55,251 YEAH! FATHER! OW! 1017 00:39:55,253 --> 00:39:58,621 OW! ARE YOU READY? 1018 00:39:58,623 --> 00:40:01,523 ARE YOU READY? HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION -- 1019 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:02,258 HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT? 1020 00:40:02,261 --> 00:40:03,425 WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT? OH. 1021 00:40:03,427 --> 00:40:06,128 OH. YEAH, VANCE? 1022 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:06,997 YEAH, VANCE? "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." 1023 00:40:06,998 --> 00:40:08,430 "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." NO. 1024 00:40:08,432 --> 00:40:10,299 NO. UH, TIMMY? 1025 00:40:10,301 --> 00:40:12,268 UH, TIMMY? ACCORDING TO THE KING JAMES 1026 00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:14,437 ACCORDING TO THE KING JAMES VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU 1027 00:40:14,439 --> 00:40:16,605 VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL." 1028 00:40:16,607 --> 00:40:18,240 SHALT NOT STEAL." RIGHT, AS USUAL, TIMMY. 1029 00:40:18,242 --> 00:40:19,908 RIGHT, AS USUAL, TIMMY. [ CHUCKLES ] 1030 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:21,578 [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. 1031 00:40:21,579 --> 00:40:22,177 OKAY. OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE 1032 00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:24,046 OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE THERE. 1033 00:40:24,048 --> 00:40:25,749 THERE. BUT WASN'T JESUS THE PRINCE 1034 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,449 BUT WASN'T JESUS THE PRINCE OF THIEVES? 1035 00:40:27,451 --> 00:40:29,618 OF THIEVES? NO. UH, NO. 1036 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,420 NO. UH, NO. UH, THE NEXT QUESTION -- NOW, 1037 00:40:31,422 --> 00:40:32,956 UH, THE NEXT QUESTION -- NOW, EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 1038 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,723 EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE 1039 00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:35,224 CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD, 1040 00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:37,059 OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD, OKAY? 1041 00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:39,495 OKAY? SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE. 1042 00:40:39,497 --> 00:40:40,429 SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE. WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM 1043 00:40:40,432 --> 00:40:41,096 WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM AND EVE? 1044 00:40:41,098 --> 00:40:41,665 AND EVE? PAUL! 1045 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:42,898 PAUL! NO. 1046 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:43,532 NO. UH, JASON? 1047 00:40:43,534 --> 00:40:44,533 UH, JASON? UH, NO. 1048 00:40:44,535 --> 00:40:45,000 UH, NO. JOSEPH. 1049 00:40:45,002 --> 00:40:45,567 JOSEPH. NO! 1050 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:46,602 NO! JESUS! 1051 00:40:46,604 --> 00:40:49,405 JESUS! WRONG AGAIN. 1052 00:40:49,407 --> 00:40:50,707 WRONG AGAIN. TIMMY? 1053 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,908 TIMMY? CAIN. 1054 00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:57,046 CAIN. [ Chuckling ] THAT'S RIGHT. 1055 00:40:57,049 --> 00:40:58,847 [ Chuckling ] THAT'S RIGHT. OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER. 1056 00:40:58,849 --> 00:41:00,616 OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER. OW. 1057 00:41:00,618 --> 00:41:02,451 OW. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1058 00:41:02,453 --> 00:41:04,486 [ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE. 1059 00:41:04,488 --> 00:41:05,421 OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE. NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD 1060 00:41:05,423 --> 00:41:07,523 NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD ON THIS ONE. 1061 00:41:07,525 --> 00:41:11,960 ON THIS ONE. YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY? 1062 00:41:11,963 --> 00:41:13,595 YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY? WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON'T 1063 00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:15,698 WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON'T ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE? 1064 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:20,202 ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE? Together: THEY GO TO HELL! 1065 00:41:20,205 --> 00:41:21,603 Together: THEY GO TO HELL! [ LAUGHTER ] 1066 00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,172 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE. 1067 00:41:23,174 --> 00:41:23,806 YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE. THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT, 1068 00:41:23,808 --> 00:41:26,375 THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT, BROTHER ZEKE? 1069 00:41:26,377 --> 00:41:27,609 BROTHER ZEKE? GIVE EVERYBODY ONE. 1070 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:28,845 GIVE EVERYBODY ONE. EXCELLENT. 1071 00:41:28,847 --> 00:41:30,980 EXCELLENT. WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED 1072 00:41:30,981 --> 00:41:33,315 WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED? 1073 00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:35,317 FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED? WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN 1074 00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:36,685 WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN HEAVEN, ISN'T HE? 1075 00:41:36,688 --> 00:41:37,986 HEAVEN, ISN'T HE? NEXT. 1076 00:41:37,988 --> 00:41:40,356 NEXT. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1077 00:41:40,358 --> 00:41:43,092 [ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION -- 1078 00:41:43,094 --> 00:41:45,461 OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION -- ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO 1079 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,295 ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING 1080 00:41:46,297 --> 00:41:47,830 IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING JESUS? 1081 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:48,997 JESUS? LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO 1082 00:41:48,999 --> 00:41:50,966 LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 1083 00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:52,134 DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE. YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO. 1084 00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:54,737 YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO. UH, BRITTANY! 1085 00:41:54,739 --> 00:41:55,604 UH, BRITTANY! UH...THE, UM... 1086 00:41:55,607 --> 00:41:56,473 UH...THE, UM... YEAH, THE -- 1087 00:41:56,475 --> 00:41:57,439 YEAH, THE -- THE -- THE -- 1088 00:41:57,441 --> 00:41:58,507 THE -- THE -- YOU KNOW... 1089 00:41:58,510 --> 00:42:01,076 YOU KNOW... RIGHT, THE... 1090 00:42:01,078 --> 00:42:01,610 RIGHT, THE... YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH... 1091 00:42:01,612 --> 00:42:03,579 YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH... YEAH. 1092 00:42:03,581 --> 00:42:05,481 YEAH. UM... 1093 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:06,683 UM... GET -- YEAH. YEAH. 1094 00:42:06,685 --> 00:42:07,516 GET -- YEAH. YEAH. THE JEWS! 1095 00:42:07,518 --> 00:42:09,385 THE JEWS! OH! 1096 00:42:09,387 --> 00:42:10,319 OH! EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY, 1097 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:11,820 EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY, VERY GOOD. 1098 00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:13,455 VERY GOOD. TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME 1099 00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:15,424 TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME COMPETITION OVER HERE. 1100 00:42:15,426 --> 00:42:16,859 COMPETITION OVER HERE. UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT. 1101 00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:18,260 UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT. BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOUT 1102 00:42:18,262 --> 00:42:21,330 BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOUT ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THAT 1103 00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:22,965 ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THAT HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST? 1104 00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:27,270 HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST? I DON'T KNOW. 1105 00:42:27,271 --> 00:42:32,007 I DON'T KNOW. UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY? 1106 00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:35,210 UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY? OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS -- 1107 00:42:35,212 --> 00:42:36,913 OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS -- WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN 1108 00:42:36,914 --> 00:42:38,881 WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN WHO HAVE ABORTIONS? 1109 00:42:38,884 --> 00:42:40,416 WHO HAVE ABORTIONS? THEY BURN IN HELL. 1110 00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:43,119 THEY BURN IN HELL. SORRY, JENNIFER. 1111 00:42:43,121 --> 00:42:44,353 SORRY, JENNIFER. VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD. 1112 00:42:44,356 --> 00:42:45,488 VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ] 1113 00:42:45,489 --> 00:42:46,688 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A 1114 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,458 WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A WOMAN? 1115 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,758 WOMAN? WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED 1116 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,459 WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED HER WHEN HE WAS 12? 1117 00:42:50,461 --> 00:42:52,695 HER WHEN HE WAS 12? RAPE? 1118 00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:54,396 RAPE? DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER. 1119 00:42:54,398 --> 00:42:55,798 DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER. EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN. 1120 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,099 EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN. AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY 1121 00:42:57,101 --> 00:42:58,435 AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL 1122 00:42:58,436 --> 00:42:59,201 WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE 1123 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,736 SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE ASKING FOR IT. 1124 00:43:00,738 --> 00:43:01,837 ASKING FOR IT. YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD 1125 00:43:01,839 --> 00:43:02,237 YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER, 1126 00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,038 DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER, ANYWAY. 1127 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,740 ANYWAY. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1128 00:43:04,742 --> 00:43:05,441 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS, 1129 00:43:05,443 --> 00:43:07,210 NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS, JENNIFER. 1130 00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:08,911 JENNIFER. BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY, 1131 00:43:08,913 --> 00:43:13,416 BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY, OKAY? 1132 00:43:13,418 --> 00:43:16,118 OKAY? NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE. 1133 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,188 NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE. WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS? 1134 00:43:18,190 --> 00:43:20,723 WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS? THEY BECOME PRIESTS. 1135 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,257 THEY BECOME PRIESTS. [ LAUGHS ] 1136 00:43:22,259 --> 00:43:22,958 [ LAUGHS ] [ GASPS ] 1137 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,893 [ GASPS ] MM. 1138 00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:27,230 MM. [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP" 1139 00:43:27,231 --> 00:43:41,343 # GET UP WHOO! 1140 00:43:41,346 --> 00:43:42,744 WHOO! # GET UP, GET UP 1141 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:46,149 # GET UP, GET UP YEAH! 1142 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:49,918 YEAH! # GET UP, GET UP 1143 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,520 # GET UP, GET UP # GET UP, GET UP 1144 00:43:51,522 --> 00:43:54,289 # GET UP, GET UP # I CAME HERE TO PRAY 1145 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,558 # I CAME HERE TO PRAY # NOW I'M READY TO PLAY 1146 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,095 # NOW I'M READY TO PLAY YEAH! YEAH! 1147 00:43:59,097 --> 00:43:59,995 YEAH! YEAH! WHOO! 1148 00:43:59,997 --> 00:44:04,333 WHOO! # ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE 1149 00:44:04,335 --> 00:44:05,567 # ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE RULES # 1150 00:44:05,569 --> 00:44:06,068 RULES # # I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF 1151 00:44:06,071 --> 00:44:11,341 # I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE # 1152 00:44:11,343 --> 00:44:12,741 CUTE # # WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? 1153 00:44:12,744 --> 00:44:16,879 # WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? # THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY 1154 00:44:16,881 --> 00:44:18,881 # THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU # 1155 00:44:18,884 --> 00:44:20,415 HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU # WHOOP! 1156 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:22,217 WHOOP! # NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US 1157 00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:23,619 # NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT # 1158 00:44:23,621 --> 00:44:25,788 WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT # # I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY 1159 00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:27,723 # I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY # 1160 00:44:27,725 --> 00:44:29,559 LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY # [ CHUCKLES ] WHOO! 1161 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,895 [ CHUCKLES ] WHOO! THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING! 1162 00:44:32,897 --> 00:44:36,299 THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING! # GET UP, GET UP 1163 00:44:36,301 --> 00:44:38,534 # GET UP, GET UP # GET UP, GET UP 1164 00:44:38,536 --> 00:44:40,202 # GET UP, GET UP # GET UP, GET UP 1165 00:44:40,204 --> 00:44:42,739 # GET UP, GET UP [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 1166 00:44:42,741 --> 00:44:47,943 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] # MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE 1167 00:44:47,945 --> 00:44:49,077 # MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE TO PLEASE # 1168 00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:50,914 TO PLEASE # I DON'T LIKE THIS! 1169 00:44:50,915 --> 00:44:52,381 I DON'T LIKE THIS! THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE! 1170 00:44:52,384 --> 00:44:53,715 THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE! IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE? 1171 00:44:53,718 --> 00:44:55,183 IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE? THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE. 1172 00:44:55,185 --> 00:44:56,451 THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE. [ Crying ] NO, IT ISN'T. 1173 00:44:56,453 --> 00:44:57,719 [ Crying ] NO, IT ISN'T. # BABY, COME OVER HERE # 1174 00:44:57,722 --> 00:45:02,190 # BABY, COME OVER HERE # I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE 1175 00:45:02,192 --> 00:45:03,759 I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE DORK # 1176 00:45:03,762 --> 00:45:05,093 DORK # # I'LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU GOT 1177 00:45:05,095 --> 00:45:09,464 # I'LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU GOT AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME 1178 00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:11,099 AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MORE # 1179 00:45:11,101 --> 00:45:13,001 MORE # # NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US 1180 00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:14,403 # NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT # 1181 00:45:14,405 --> 00:45:16,838 WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT # # I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY 1182 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,208 # I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY # 1183 00:45:20,210 --> 00:45:23,779 LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY # # GET UP, GET UP 1184 00:45:23,782 --> 00:45:24,913 # GET UP, GET UP # GET UP, GET UP 1185 00:45:24,915 --> 00:45:27,317 # GET UP, GET UP # GET UP, GET UP 1186 00:45:27,319 --> 00:45:28,550 # GET UP, GET UP YEAH! 1187 00:45:28,552 --> 00:45:30,652 YEAH! # GET UP, GET UP 1188 00:45:30,654 --> 00:45:41,797 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1189 00:45:41,799 --> 00:45:49,405 YOU KNOW, UH, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A 1190 00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:50,239 OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE. 1191 00:45:50,241 --> 00:45:51,640 FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE. [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1192 00:45:51,642 --> 00:45:52,941 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] UH-HUH. 1193 00:45:52,943 --> 00:45:55,043 UH-HUH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1194 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:55,944 [ CHUCKLES ] WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING? 1195 00:45:55,946 --> 00:45:58,648 WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING? [ SIGHS ] 1196 00:45:58,649 --> 00:46:00,083 [ SIGHS ] COOL. 1197 00:46:00,084 --> 00:46:03,085 COOL. [ SIGHS ] 1198 00:46:03,087 --> 00:46:05,921 [ SIGHS ] LOOK AT THIS SCENERY. 1199 00:46:05,923 --> 00:46:07,656 LOOK AT THIS SCENERY. Whew. 1200 00:46:07,659 --> 00:46:11,259 Whew. ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED 1201 00:46:11,261 --> 00:46:13,262 ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS. 1202 00:46:13,263 --> 00:46:21,436 [ MUSIC FADES ] SO, WHAT'S NEXT? 1203 00:46:21,438 --> 00:46:23,672 SO, WHAT'S NEXT? TRUST EXERCISES? 1204 00:46:23,675 --> 00:46:25,474 TRUST EXERCISES? [ Chuckling ] NO. 1205 00:46:25,476 --> 00:46:29,911 [ Chuckling ] NO. I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A, 1206 00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:33,081 I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A, UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED. 1207 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:33,949 UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED. [ Sarcastically ] RAD. 1208 00:46:33,951 --> 00:46:35,417 [ Sarcastically ] RAD. DON'T WORRY. 1209 00:46:35,419 --> 00:46:37,919 DON'T WORRY. YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP 1210 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:39,554 YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP WITH ME. 1211 00:46:39,556 --> 00:46:43,191 WITH ME. COOL. 1212 00:46:43,193 --> 00:46:45,595 COOL. I'D LIKE THAT. 1213 00:46:45,596 --> 00:46:47,095 I'D LIKE THAT. SO, I GUESS... 1214 00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:49,464 SO, I GUESS... YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD 1215 00:46:49,466 --> 00:46:50,666 YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME UP HERE. 1216 00:46:50,668 --> 00:46:53,001 TIME UP HERE. IT'S NOT THAT. 1217 00:46:53,003 --> 00:46:54,569 IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST... 1218 00:46:54,571 --> 00:46:56,071 IT'S JUST... FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO 1219 00:46:56,073 --> 00:46:58,840 FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL 1220 00:46:58,843 --> 00:47:02,844 BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW? 1221 00:47:02,847 --> 00:47:05,947 LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW? YOU SHOULDN'T. 1222 00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:09,718 YOU SHOULDN'T. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 1223 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,020 DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? NO. IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED. 1224 00:47:11,022 --> 00:47:14,122 NO. IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED. THANKS, THOUGH. 1225 00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:14,656 THANKS, THOUGH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1226 00:47:14,658 --> 00:47:15,390 [ CHUCKLES ] 2... 1227 00:47:15,392 --> 00:47:16,359 2... AND... 1228 00:47:16,361 --> 00:47:17,359 AND... ...AND 3... 1229 00:47:17,361 --> 00:47:18,427 ...AND 3... ...THEY... 1230 00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:20,228 ...THEY... ...AND JESUS -- 1231 00:47:20,230 --> 00:47:21,663 ...AND JESUS -- OOH! AND 4... 1232 00:47:21,665 --> 00:47:22,898 OOH! AND 4... AND 5... 1233 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:23,865 AND 5... [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 1234 00:47:23,867 --> 00:47:25,702 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] ...AND 9... 1235 00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:26,535 ...AND 9... AND 10. 1236 00:47:26,537 --> 00:47:27,970 AND 10. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1237 00:47:27,971 --> 00:47:28,537 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHAT THE HECK? 1238 00:47:28,539 --> 00:47:29,037 WHAT THE HECK? STOP IT! 1239 00:47:29,039 --> 00:47:29,738 STOP IT! UGH. 1240 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:30,939 UGH. PERVERT. 1241 00:47:30,941 --> 00:47:31,773 PERVERT. OH. UH... 1242 00:47:31,775 --> 00:47:33,943 OH. UH... OOH! 1243 00:47:33,945 --> 00:47:35,143 OOH! AND JESUS... 1244 00:47:35,145 --> 00:47:39,081 AND JESUS... AND 2... 1245 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,216 AND 2... UH, UH, UH, UH... 1246 00:47:41,218 --> 00:47:42,684 UH, UH, UH, UH... UH, BAMBI. 1247 00:47:42,686 --> 00:47:44,252 UH, BAMBI. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1248 00:47:44,254 --> 00:47:46,321 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, 1249 00:47:46,323 --> 00:47:47,622 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE 1250 00:47:47,624 --> 00:47:51,426 AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. 1251 00:47:51,428 --> 00:47:53,061 HOLY SPIRIT. OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH 1252 00:47:53,063 --> 00:47:55,464 OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH A BAD GIRL. 1253 00:47:55,467 --> 00:47:58,034 A BAD GIRL. [ CRYING ] 1254 00:47:58,036 --> 00:48:00,368 [ CRYING ] BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M 1255 00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:02,738 BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA GET -- I 1256 00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,339 GONNA -- I'M GONNA GET -- I PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER. 1257 00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:06,209 PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER. I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE 1258 00:48:06,210 --> 00:48:06,942 I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE SINNERS -- ALL OF THEM -- I 1259 00:48:06,944 --> 00:48:08,844 SINNERS -- ALL OF THEM -- I PROMISE. 1260 00:48:08,846 --> 00:48:09,711 PROMISE. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU 1261 00:48:09,713 --> 00:48:11,680 THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM. 1262 00:48:11,682 --> 00:48:13,615 LOVE THEM. AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE 1263 00:48:13,617 --> 00:48:15,718 AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE 1264 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,186 GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS 1265 00:48:17,188 --> 00:48:19,187 THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME! 1266 00:48:19,189 --> 00:48:20,256 MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1267 00:48:20,258 --> 00:48:21,757 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] I LOVE YOU. 1268 00:48:21,759 --> 00:48:23,125 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, JESUS. 1269 00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:24,559 I LOVE YOU, JESUS. I LOVE YOU. 1270 00:48:24,562 --> 00:48:26,763 I LOVE YOU. [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1271 00:48:26,765 --> 00:48:29,432 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ WAILS ] 1272 00:48:29,434 --> 00:48:31,501 [ WAILS ] [ MUSIC FADES ] 1273 00:48:31,502 --> 00:48:42,978 # FROZEN TIME, FROZEN... I WONDER HOW THOSE DUMB... 1274 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:45,480 I WONDER HOW THOSE DUMB... CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING. 1275 00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:48,016 CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING. AW...THEY'RE DOING NOTHING 1276 00:48:48,018 --> 00:48:50,086 AW...THEY'RE DOING NOTHING DYING, IF SISTER MARY CHOPPER 1277 00:48:50,087 --> 00:48:51,052 DECIDES TO MAKE AN ENCORE. [ LAUGHING ] 1278 00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:52,888 [ LAUGHING ] [ CHALK SCREECHING ON BOARD ] 1279 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:53,488 [ CHALK SCREECHING ON BOARD ] OH! 1280 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:54,122 OH! AAH! 1281 00:48:54,124 --> 00:48:56,391 AAH! ...DWAYNE! 1282 00:48:56,393 --> 00:48:57,893 ...DWAYNE! AAH! 1283 00:48:57,895 --> 00:49:03,098 AAH! I HATE WHEN HE TALKS! 1284 00:49:03,101 --> 00:49:04,767 I HATE WHEN HE TALKS! OH! AAH! 1285 00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:09,337 OH! AAH! COME ON, COME ON. 1286 00:49:09,339 --> 00:49:11,773 COME ON, COME ON. OH. OH. OH. 1287 00:49:11,775 --> 00:49:12,908 OH. OH. OH. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1288 00:49:12,911 --> 00:49:16,178 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH! 1289 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:18,480 OH! G-GLO-- GLO-- 1290 00:49:18,482 --> 00:49:19,548 G-GLO-- GLO-- OH...NO. 1291 00:49:19,550 --> 00:49:20,749 OH...NO. YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP. 1292 00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:21,750 YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP. YOU HEAR ME? 1293 00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:22,819 YOU HEAR ME? WE WARNED THEM. 1294 00:49:22,821 --> 00:49:27,222 WE WARNED THEM. WE DID OUR BEST. 1295 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:29,524 WE DID OUR BEST. THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 1296 00:49:29,526 --> 00:49:31,527 THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. AND QUIT WASTING PEANUTS. 1297 00:49:31,529 --> 00:49:42,537 # JESUS LOVES ME # THAT I KNOW 1298 00:49:42,539 --> 00:49:46,042 # THAT I KNOW # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO 1299 00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:47,843 # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO # IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR 1300 00:49:47,846 --> 00:49:49,979 # IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS # 1301 00:49:49,981 --> 00:49:52,747 PRAYERS # [ Laughing ] # THEN WE KNOW 1302 00:49:52,749 --> 00:49:54,783 [ Laughing ] # THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES # 1303 00:49:54,785 --> 00:49:56,618 THAT JESUS CARES # # JESUS LOVES ME 1304 00:49:56,620 --> 00:50:00,388 # JESUS LOVES ME # THAT I KNOW 1305 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:03,325 # THAT I KNOW # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO 1306 00:50:03,327 --> 00:50:04,459 # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO # IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR 1307 00:50:04,461 --> 00:50:06,628 # IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS # 1308 00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:08,597 PRAYERS # THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES. 1309 00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:09,832 THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES. JESUS LOVES YOU. 1310 00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:11,700 JESUS LOVES YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1311 00:50:11,702 --> 00:50:13,802 I LOVE YOU. [ LAUGHING ] 1312 00:50:13,804 --> 00:50:15,770 [ LAUGHING ] # I LOVE YOU 1313 00:50:15,772 --> 00:50:17,840 # I LOVE YOU # JESUS LOVES ME 1314 00:50:17,842 --> 00:50:20,042 # JESUS LOVES ME [ Laughing ] # WE ARE A HAPPY 1315 00:50:20,044 --> 00:50:22,444 [ Laughing ] # WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY # 1316 00:50:22,446 --> 00:50:24,613 FAMILY # [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1317 00:50:24,615 --> 00:50:33,623 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] OH, MILLIE, UM, I-I HAD A 1318 00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,290 OH, MILLIE, UM, I-I HAD A QUESTION. 1319 00:50:35,292 --> 00:50:35,892 QUESTION. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD 1320 00:50:35,894 --> 00:50:36,825 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD JUST... 1321 00:50:36,828 --> 00:50:38,193 JUST... [ PATS SEAT ] 1322 00:50:38,195 --> 00:50:40,629 [ PATS SEAT ] UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE. 1323 00:50:40,631 --> 00:50:43,366 UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE. [ SIGHS ] 1324 00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:46,335 [ SIGHS ] LOOK, UM, I WAS CONCERNED 1325 00:50:46,337 --> 00:50:47,670 LOOK, UM, I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS. 1326 00:50:47,671 --> 00:50:49,838 ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS. [ SIGHS ] 1327 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,242 [ SIGHS ] WE ALL ARE. 1328 00:50:53,244 --> 00:50:56,612 WE ALL ARE. IS IT TRUE THAT, UH, SHE'S A, 1329 00:50:56,614 --> 00:50:58,079 IS IT TRUE THAT, UH, SHE'S A, UM -- HERE ON COURT ORDER? 1330 00:50:58,081 --> 00:51:00,716 UM -- HERE ON COURT ORDER? [ SCOFFS ] 1331 00:51:00,717 --> 00:51:03,619 [ SCOFFS ] NOT NOW, VANCE. 1332 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:07,222 NOT NOW, VANCE. UM, BUT TAD SAID THAT SHE 1333 00:51:07,225 --> 00:51:18,900 I....AM A... STRAIGHT MAN... 1334 00:51:18,903 --> 00:51:20,168 STRAIGHT MAN... WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES. 1335 00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,870 WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES. WHAT YOU DOING? 1336 00:51:21,872 --> 00:51:23,171 WHAT YOU DOING? OH. HEY. 1337 00:51:23,173 --> 00:51:24,839 OH. HEY. HEY. 1338 00:51:24,841 --> 00:51:26,142 HEY. [ PANTING ] 1339 00:51:26,143 --> 00:51:27,310 [ PANTING ] CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK 1340 00:51:27,312 --> 00:51:29,111 CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID. 1341 00:51:29,113 --> 00:51:30,012 WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID. I HATE FAT PEOPLE. 1342 00:51:30,013 --> 00:51:31,046 I HATE FAT PEOPLE. TOTALLY. 1343 00:51:31,048 --> 00:51:32,314 TOTALLY. THEY SMELL. 1344 00:51:32,316 --> 00:51:33,581 THEY SMELL. I DON'T KNOW, 1345 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:35,750 I DON'T KNOW, FATHER CUMMINGS. 1346 00:51:35,752 --> 00:51:37,219 FATHER CUMMINGS. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK 1347 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,322 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK WITHOUT MY COOKIES. 1348 00:51:39,324 --> 00:51:40,890 WITHOUT MY COOKIES. DO I REALLY HAVE TO? 1349 00:51:40,892 --> 00:51:42,424 DO I REALLY HAVE TO? WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE 1350 00:51:42,426 --> 00:51:43,259 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD, 1351 00:51:43,261 --> 00:51:44,427 TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD, YOU DO, TIMMY. 1352 00:51:44,429 --> 00:51:46,594 YOU DO, TIMMY. [ SIGHS ] 1353 00:51:46,596 --> 00:51:49,131 [ SIGHS ] I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD. 1354 00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:51,633 I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD. SO DO I, TIMMY. 1355 00:51:51,636 --> 00:51:54,470 SO DO I, TIMMY. SO DO I. 1356 00:51:54,472 --> 00:51:55,670 SO DO I. UH... 1357 00:51:55,672 --> 00:51:56,439 UH... SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE. 1358 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,306 SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE. YOU KNOW THAT? 1359 00:51:58,309 --> 00:51:59,908 YOU KNOW THAT? THAT'S JUST WHAT MY DAD SAID. 1360 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:01,042 THAT'S JUST WHAT MY DAD SAID. I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE 1361 00:52:01,044 --> 00:52:02,677 I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING, MILLIE. 1362 00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:03,712 BEEN ACTING, MILLIE. I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED 1363 00:52:03,714 --> 00:52:04,813 I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED ABOUT SOME THINGS. 1364 00:52:04,815 --> 00:52:06,248 ABOUT SOME THINGS. [ CHUCKLES ] 1365 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:07,817 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU 1366 00:52:07,819 --> 00:52:08,416 IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH, 1367 00:52:08,418 --> 00:52:09,385 HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH, JENNIFER. 1368 00:52:09,387 --> 00:52:10,653 JENNIFER. IT'S ONLY NATURAL. 1369 00:52:10,655 --> 00:52:12,187 IT'S ONLY NATURAL. I JUST FIND IT HARD TO 1370 00:52:12,189 --> 00:52:12,887 I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE 1371 00:52:12,889 --> 00:52:13,521 BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE ONLY ANSWER. 1372 00:52:13,523 --> 00:52:14,589 ONLY ANSWER. WELL... 1373 00:52:14,591 --> 00:52:15,790 WELL... YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE KIND OF 1374 00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:16,292 YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE KIND OF PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A 1375 00:52:16,293 --> 00:52:19,361 PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A HORSE FACE. 1376 00:52:19,364 --> 00:52:21,529 HORSE FACE. BUT I HAVE PERKY BOOBS. 1377 00:52:21,531 --> 00:52:22,931 BUT I HAVE PERKY BOOBS. YOU DO SEE MY POINT, THOUGH, 1378 00:52:22,933 --> 00:52:23,732 YOU DO SEE MY POINT, THOUGH, DON'T YOU, MILLIE? 1379 00:52:23,734 --> 00:52:25,266 DON'T YOU, MILLIE? I DO. 1380 00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:25,767 I DO. I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER, 1381 00:52:25,769 --> 00:52:27,436 I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER, BUT -- 1382 00:52:27,438 --> 00:52:28,804 BUT -- LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. 1383 00:52:28,805 --> 00:52:32,140 LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY 1384 00:52:32,143 --> 00:52:33,608 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY PINK, FUZZY ONE? 1385 00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:35,243 PINK, FUZZY ONE? OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1386 00:52:35,245 --> 00:52:36,978 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, YEAH. 1387 00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:38,514 YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN 1388 00:52:38,516 --> 00:52:39,581 I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH, 1389 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:40,281 AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH, MAYBE LATER, HUH? 1390 00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:40,950 MAYBE LATER, HUH? COOL. 1391 00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:41,650 COOL. OKAY. 1392 00:52:41,652 --> 00:52:42,450 OKAY. OKAY. 1393 00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:43,219 OKAY. BYE. 1394 00:52:43,221 --> 00:52:44,553 BYE. BYE. 1395 00:52:44,554 --> 00:52:46,488 BYE. [ CHUCKLES ] 1396 00:52:46,490 --> 00:52:48,257 [ CHUCKLES ] HE IS SO INTO ME. 1397 00:52:48,258 --> 00:52:51,426 HE IS SO INTO ME. AND THEN HE DIES. 1398 00:52:51,428 --> 00:52:53,762 AND THEN HE DIES. DOES HE GO TO HELL? 1399 00:52:53,764 --> 00:52:56,464 DOES HE GO TO HELL? I DON'T KNOW, JENNIFER. 1400 00:52:56,466 --> 00:52:58,066 I DON'T KNOW, JENNIFER. I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO 1401 00:52:58,068 --> 00:53:00,235 I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO SACRIFICE ISAAC? 1402 00:53:00,237 --> 00:53:02,337 SACRIFICE ISAAC? WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE 1403 00:53:02,339 --> 00:53:03,472 WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE? 1404 00:53:03,474 --> 00:53:04,539 CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE? [ High-pitched voice ] OH, 1405 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,473 [ High-pitched voice ] OH, BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 1406 00:53:05,475 --> 00:53:05,975 BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY. [ Normal voice ] I KNOW. 1407 00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:06,709 [ Normal voice ] I KNOW. [ CHUCKLES 1408 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:07,542 [ CHUCKLES BEAUTIFUL DAY. 1409 00:53:07,545 --> 00:53:09,010 BEAUTIFUL DAY. [ GASPS ] OH. 1410 00:53:09,012 --> 00:53:09,445 [ GASPS ] OH. I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I 1411 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:10,111 I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I SWEAR. 1412 00:53:10,113 --> 00:53:11,313 SWEAR. [ CHUCKLES ] 1413 00:53:11,315 --> 00:53:12,415 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE 1414 00:53:12,417 --> 00:53:13,849 WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH. 1415 00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,984 SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH. OH, I'M SORRY. 1416 00:53:15,986 --> 00:53:17,919 OH, I'M SORRY. MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY 1417 00:53:17,921 --> 00:53:19,088 MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY WITH BLACK BOYS. 1418 00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:21,524 WITH BLACK BOYS. SEE YA. 1419 00:53:21,526 --> 00:53:27,563 SEE YA. [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1420 00:53:27,565 --> 00:53:28,364 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC FADES ] 1421 00:53:28,366 --> 00:53:29,932 [ MUSIC FADES ] [ LAUGHS ] 1422 00:53:29,934 --> 00:53:31,399 [ LAUGHS ] YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD? 1423 00:53:31,401 --> 00:53:33,568 YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE...IT. 1424 00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:36,171 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE...IT. [ LAUGHING ] 1425 00:53:36,173 --> 00:53:38,407 [ LAUGHING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1426 00:53:38,408 --> 00:53:48,850 [ SIGHS ] SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE 1427 00:53:48,853 --> 00:53:50,352 SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE BIBLE ALL THE TIME. 1428 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:51,086 BIBLE ALL THE TIME. YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOUT 1429 00:53:51,088 --> 00:53:52,821 YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOUT CHRISTIAN. 1430 00:53:52,823 --> 00:53:55,924 CHRISTIAN. YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST TRYING 1431 00:53:55,927 --> 00:53:57,459 YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT. 1432 00:53:57,461 --> 00:53:59,561 TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT. LOOPHOLES? 1433 00:53:59,563 --> 00:54:01,763 LOOPHOLES? WHAT'S THAT? 1434 00:54:01,765 --> 00:54:04,265 WHAT'S THAT? UH, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT 1435 00:54:04,267 --> 00:54:06,868 UH, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT THINGS. 1436 00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:08,304 THINGS. LIKE WHAT? 1437 00:54:08,306 --> 00:54:09,105 LIKE WHAT? LIKE, RIGHT NOW? 1438 00:54:09,106 --> 00:54:11,439 LIKE, RIGHT NOW? YEAH? 1439 00:54:11,442 --> 00:54:13,509 YEAH? UM... 1440 00:54:13,510 --> 00:54:14,943 UM... RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH... 1441 00:54:14,945 --> 00:54:18,914 RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH... JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE 1442 00:54:18,916 --> 00:54:21,283 JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY. 1443 00:54:21,284 --> 00:54:23,853 WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY. SALAMI? 1444 00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:25,854 SALAMI? SODOMY. 1445 00:54:25,856 --> 00:54:29,390 SODOMY. WHAT'S SODOMY? 1446 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:30,926 WHAT'S SODOMY? [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1447 00:54:30,928 --> 00:54:32,861 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Voice cracking ] SO... 1448 00:54:32,863 --> 00:54:33,862 [ Voice cracking ] SO... [ Normal voice ] BRITTANY... 1449 00:54:33,864 --> 00:54:35,330 [ Normal voice ] BRITTANY... DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 1450 00:54:35,332 --> 00:54:36,364 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? [ Chuckling ] OH, GOD'S THE 1451 00:54:36,366 --> 00:54:39,934 [ Chuckling ] OH, GOD'S THE ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE. 1452 00:54:39,937 --> 00:54:43,172 ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE. WHY? DID TAD SAY SOMETHING? 1453 00:54:43,173 --> 00:54:44,740 WHY? DID TAD SAY SOMETHING? NO. 1454 00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:46,609 NO. [ SIGHS ] 1455 00:54:46,611 --> 00:54:47,675 [ SIGHS ] [ SCOFFS ] 1456 00:54:47,677 --> 00:54:49,744 [ SCOFFS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1457 00:54:49,747 --> 00:54:52,114 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] # JESUS LOVES ME 1458 00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:54,048 # JESUS LOVES ME # THAT I KNOW 1459 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:55,049 # THAT I KNOW [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 1460 00:54:55,051 --> 00:54:55,917 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ Sighing ] AH. 1461 00:54:55,919 --> 00:54:57,552 [ Sighing ] AH. [ MUSIC FADES ] 1462 00:54:57,554 --> 00:54:59,255 [ MUSIC FADES ] THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME 1463 00:54:59,257 --> 00:55:00,823 THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND. 1464 00:55:00,825 --> 00:55:01,890 JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND. OOH, DON'T I KNOW IT! 1465 00:55:01,892 --> 00:55:02,957 OOH, DON'T I KNOW IT! [ CHUCKLES ] 1466 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:03,659 [ CHUCKLES ] SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK 1467 00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:04,760 SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK BRITTANY'S EASY? 1468 00:55:04,762 --> 00:55:06,795 BRITTANY'S EASY? GOD, I HOPE. 1469 00:55:06,797 --> 00:55:08,296 GOD, I HOPE. I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A 1470 00:55:08,298 --> 00:55:10,365 I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. 1471 00:55:10,367 --> 00:55:12,500 VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING, 1472 00:55:12,502 --> 00:55:14,103 I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING, MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK IT 1473 00:55:14,104 --> 00:55:15,236 MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A 1474 00:55:15,238 --> 00:55:16,672 WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN, TOO. 1475 00:55:16,674 --> 00:55:17,172 CHRISTIAN, TOO. THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT, 1476 00:55:17,174 --> 00:55:18,673 THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT, RIGHT? 1477 00:55:18,675 --> 00:55:19,908 RIGHT? RIGHT? 1478 00:55:19,910 --> 00:55:21,042 RIGHT? I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD BE 1479 00:55:21,044 --> 00:55:21,477 I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF 1480 00:55:21,478 --> 00:55:22,610 TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF. 1481 00:55:22,612 --> 00:55:23,778 STUFF. I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS 1482 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,914 I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR... 1483 00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:27,148 CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR... LITERALLY. 1484 00:55:27,150 --> 00:55:27,949 LITERALLY. YOU'RE NOT A FATHER, 1485 00:55:27,951 --> 00:55:29,450 YOU'RE NOT A FATHER, BROTHER ZEKE. 1486 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,053 BROTHER ZEKE. COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME 1487 00:55:31,054 --> 00:55:31,786 COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH 1488 00:55:31,788 --> 00:55:33,922 THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH MILLIE, HUH? 1489 00:55:33,924 --> 00:55:36,458 MILLIE, HUH? OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK 1490 00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:39,561 OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND? 1491 00:55:39,563 --> 00:55:40,563 JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND? COME ON, JUST ONE TIME! 1492 00:55:40,564 --> 00:55:41,696 COME ON, JUST ONE TIME! IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND. 1493 00:55:41,698 --> 00:55:43,331 IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND. NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OUT 1494 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,934 NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT IT. 1495 00:55:44,936 --> 00:55:46,601 ABOUT IT. IT WOULD BE NICE. 1496 00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:48,804 IT WOULD BE NICE. ...RIGHT, IT WOULD. 1497 00:55:48,805 --> 00:55:50,738 ...RIGHT, IT WOULD. SO, WHAT DO WE DO? 1498 00:55:50,741 --> 00:55:52,474 SO, WHAT DO WE DO? YOU MEAN, YOU GOT NOTHING? 1499 00:55:52,476 --> 00:55:52,974 YOU MEAN, YOU GOT NOTHING? NO, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING 1500 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:53,942 NO, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU. 1501 00:55:53,944 --> 00:55:55,778 YOU. [ SCOFFS ] 1502 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,312 [ SCOFFS ] LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO. 1503 00:55:57,314 --> 00:55:58,614 LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO. I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN. 1504 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:00,583 I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN. I'LL RUN BACK TO THE 1505 00:56:00,584 --> 00:56:02,284 I'LL RUN BACK TO THE CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP 1506 00:56:02,286 --> 00:56:04,653 CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS. 1507 00:56:04,654 --> 00:56:06,221 SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS. RUBBERS? 1508 00:56:06,223 --> 00:56:07,589 RUBBERS? WHAT? WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL? 1509 00:56:07,591 --> 00:56:08,657 WHAT? WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL? [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1510 00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:09,124 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH 1511 00:56:09,126 --> 00:56:10,059 I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH BRITTANY? 1512 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,160 BRITTANY? I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.? 1513 00:56:11,162 --> 00:56:12,627 I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING? 1514 00:56:12,629 --> 00:56:13,929 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING? DUDE, YOU ARE A...FOOL, MAN. 1515 00:56:13,930 --> 00:56:15,363 DUDE, YOU ARE A...FOOL, MAN. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A 1516 00:56:15,365 --> 00:56:15,864 THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN 1517 00:56:15,866 --> 00:56:18,800 COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN SKANKS! 1518 00:56:18,802 --> 00:56:20,768 SKANKS! [ Chuckling ] OH. 1519 00:56:20,770 --> 00:56:21,803 [ Chuckling ] OH. OKAY, TOTALLY. 1520 00:56:21,805 --> 00:56:25,073 OKAY, TOTALLY. TOTALLY. 1521 00:56:25,075 --> 00:56:27,041 TOTALLY. BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR? 1522 00:56:27,043 --> 00:56:27,976 BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR? THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN... 1523 00:56:27,978 --> 00:56:30,278 THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN... MM-HMM? 1524 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,446 MM-HMM? ...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES 1525 00:56:31,448 --> 00:56:32,581 ...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES A TAD. 1526 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:35,316 A TAD. [ CHUCKLES ] 1527 00:56:35,318 --> 00:56:36,451 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1528 00:56:36,453 --> 00:56:38,419 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] I SMELL YOU. 1529 00:56:38,421 --> 00:56:40,923 I SMELL YOU. TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES. 1530 00:56:40,924 --> 00:56:41,856 TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES. RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT. 1531 00:56:41,858 --> 00:56:42,890 RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU 1532 00:56:42,892 --> 00:56:44,158 ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE 1533 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,426 BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES YOU'RE GONE. 1534 00:56:45,428 --> 00:56:47,128 REALIZES YOU'RE GONE. OH, OH, OKAY. 1535 00:56:47,130 --> 00:56:48,597 OH, OH, OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 1536 00:56:48,599 --> 00:56:49,264 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE. UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR 1537 00:56:49,266 --> 00:56:51,200 UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR YOU, MASSA? 1538 00:56:51,201 --> 00:56:52,500 YOU, MASSA? NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE -- 1539 00:56:52,502 --> 00:56:53,601 NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE -- JUST GET THE BEER. 1540 00:56:53,603 --> 00:56:54,669 JUST GET THE BEER. [ CHUCKLES ] 1541 00:56:54,671 --> 00:56:56,804 [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ] 1542 00:56:56,806 --> 00:56:58,373 [ SIGHS ] YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING 1543 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:00,575 YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING SOMETHING DOWN HERE. 1544 00:57:00,577 --> 00:57:01,944 SOMETHING DOWN HERE. AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME 1545 00:57:01,946 --> 00:57:04,579 AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME RAD TAD. 1546 00:57:04,581 --> 00:57:05,813 RAD TAD. OW! 1547 00:57:05,815 --> 00:57:07,015 OW! YEAH! 1548 00:57:07,017 --> 00:57:09,117 YEAH! TAD. 1549 00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:11,252 TAD. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1550 00:57:11,254 --> 00:57:27,002 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD. 1551 00:57:27,003 --> 00:57:28,536 I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD. [ CHUCKLES ] 1552 00:57:28,538 --> 00:57:29,571 [ CHUCKLES ] I SHALL NOT WANT! 1553 00:57:29,573 --> 00:57:33,274 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 1554 00:57:33,276 --> 00:57:43,217 [ THUD ] 1555 00:57:43,219 --> 00:57:51,225 [ MOANING ] 1556 00:57:51,227 --> 00:58:03,739 [ Echoing ] "I AM THE ONE. I DIED. 1557 00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:07,308 I DIED. AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!" 1558 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:09,445 AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!" I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO 1559 00:58:09,447 --> 00:58:10,779 I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO HADES AND DEATH!" 1560 00:58:10,781 --> 00:58:11,280 HADES AND DEATH!" I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I 1561 00:58:11,281 --> 00:58:13,514 I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I GROW UP. 1562 00:58:13,516 --> 00:58:22,725 YOU'LL NEVER BE A PRIEST. YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE 1563 00:58:22,726 --> 00:58:23,192 YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO 1564 00:58:23,193 --> 00:58:24,859 THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO BE! 1565 00:58:24,861 --> 00:58:26,227 BE! OH! 1566 00:58:26,229 --> 00:58:27,729 OH! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1567 00:58:27,732 --> 00:58:28,830 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] YOU'RE A GIRL! 1568 00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:30,431 YOU'RE A GIRL! NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1569 00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:32,200 NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] YOU'RE A GIRL. 1570 00:58:32,203 --> 00:58:33,201 YOU'RE A GIRL. NO! 1571 00:58:33,203 --> 00:58:37,739 NO! NO! 1572 00:58:37,741 --> 00:58:39,941 NO! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1573 00:58:39,943 --> 00:58:43,378 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] UGH! 1574 00:58:43,380 --> 00:58:46,614 UGH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1575 00:58:46,616 --> 00:58:50,284 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MOANING ] 1576 00:58:50,286 --> 00:58:53,821 [ MOANING ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 1577 00:58:53,823 --> 00:58:57,426 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ MUSIC FADES ] 1578 00:58:57,428 --> 00:59:01,396 [ MUSIC FADES ] SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES 1579 00:59:01,398 --> 00:59:03,264 SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES TO GO, 13 DOWN. 1580 00:59:03,266 --> 00:59:04,800 TO GO, 13 DOWN. NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS 1581 00:59:04,802 --> 00:59:06,100 NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE 1582 00:59:06,102 --> 00:59:06,968 LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY. 1583 00:59:06,970 --> 00:59:07,668 CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY. NO WAY. 1584 00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:09,537 NO WAY. WAY. 1585 00:59:09,539 --> 00:59:12,574 WAY. SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU 1586 00:59:12,575 --> 00:59:13,941 SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY, AGAIN? 1587 00:59:13,943 --> 00:59:17,845 PLAY, AGAIN? QUARTERBACK. 1588 00:59:17,847 --> 00:59:19,314 QUARTERBACK. THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE. 1589 00:59:19,316 --> 00:59:20,615 THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE. WHATEVER. 1590 00:59:20,617 --> 00:59:22,551 WHATEVER. [ SCOFFS ] 1591 00:59:22,552 --> 00:59:24,485 [ SCOFFS ] LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO 1592 00:59:24,488 --> 00:59:25,521 LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP 1593 00:59:25,522 --> 00:59:27,455 DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP SOME BREWSKIES. 1594 00:59:27,457 --> 00:59:31,058 SOME BREWSKIES. HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? 1595 00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:32,560 HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME. 1596 00:59:32,562 --> 00:59:33,394 LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME. WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY 1597 00:59:33,396 --> 00:59:35,530 WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY WINE COOLERS? 1598 00:59:35,532 --> 00:59:37,799 WINE COOLERS? 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL 1599 00:59:37,801 --> 00:59:39,168 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL WITH WINE COOLERS. 1600 00:59:39,169 --> 00:59:39,802 WITH WINE COOLERS. WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING 1601 00:59:39,804 --> 00:59:40,334 WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING SOMETHING. 1602 00:59:40,336 --> 00:59:41,869 SOMETHING. YEAH? 1603 00:59:41,871 --> 00:59:42,603 YEAH? JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PIT 1604 00:59:42,605 --> 00:59:43,538 JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PIT AT MIDNIGHT. 1605 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:46,241 AT MIDNIGHT. I'LL BE THERE. 1606 00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:47,342 I'LL BE THERE. BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU... 1607 00:59:47,344 --> 00:59:49,444 BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU... I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I 1608 00:59:49,447 --> 00:59:50,813 I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I DRINK. 1609 00:59:50,814 --> 00:59:53,181 DRINK. SO DO I. 1610 00:59:53,183 --> 00:59:54,215 SO DO I. I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT... 1611 00:59:54,217 --> 00:59:58,986 I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT... SILLY. 1612 00:59:58,988 --> 01:00:01,088 SILLY. IT'S BRITTANY. 1613 01:00:01,091 --> 01:00:13,935 TAD? HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS. 1614 01:00:13,938 --> 01:00:15,703 HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS. WHAT'S UP? 1615 01:00:15,705 --> 01:00:16,604 WHAT'S UP? UH, WELL, TAD, WE SEEM TO BE 1616 01:00:16,607 --> 01:00:17,738 UH, WELL, TAD, WE SEEM TO BE MISSING ZEKE. 1617 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:18,706 MISSING ZEKE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 1618 01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:21,209 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? STILL? 1619 01:00:21,211 --> 01:00:25,180 STILL? "STILL"? 1620 01:00:25,181 --> 01:00:27,782 "STILL"? TAD? 1621 01:00:27,784 --> 01:00:30,852 TAD? I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 1622 01:00:30,854 --> 01:00:32,788 I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH... 1623 01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:34,455 BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH... HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL 1624 01:00:34,457 --> 01:00:35,924 HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH, 1625 01:00:35,926 --> 01:00:37,960 STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH, MATCHES. 1626 01:00:37,961 --> 01:00:38,994 MATCHES. MATCHES? 1627 01:00:38,996 --> 01:00:39,994 MATCHES? [ CHUCKLES ] 1628 01:00:39,997 --> 01:00:41,596 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 1629 01:00:41,598 --> 01:00:42,263 OH, THAT'S FUNNY. WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES, 1630 01:00:42,265 --> 01:00:43,431 WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES, DON'T WE? 1631 01:00:43,433 --> 01:00:45,766 DON'T WE? HMM. 1632 01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:50,004 HMM. I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW. 1633 01:00:50,006 --> 01:00:51,973 I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW. I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID. 1634 01:00:51,975 --> 01:00:53,774 I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID. HMM. 1635 01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:55,477 HMM. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD. 1636 01:00:55,479 --> 01:00:56,879 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD. DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE 1637 01:00:56,881 --> 01:00:57,945 DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT? 1638 01:00:57,947 --> 01:00:59,248 OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT? WILL DO. 1639 01:00:59,249 --> 01:01:01,415 WILL DO. [ CHUCKLES ] 1640 01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:10,158 BROTHER ZEKE. [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1641 01:01:10,159 --> 01:01:11,859 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] BROTHER ZEKE. 1642 01:01:11,861 --> 01:01:12,960 BROTHER ZEKE. ZEKE! 1643 01:01:12,962 --> 01:01:14,762 ZEKE! ZEKE! 1644 01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:15,696 ZEKE! GETTING ON THAT HOLY HIGH! 1645 01:01:15,698 --> 01:01:16,198 GETTING ON THAT HOLY HIGH! [ CHUCKLES ] 1646 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,933 [ CHUCKLES ] ZEKE! 1647 01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:21,937 ZEKE! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1648 01:01:21,938 --> 01:01:23,572 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ZEKE! 1649 01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:24,872 ZEKE! ZEKE? 1650 01:01:24,874 --> 01:01:25,740 ZEKE? ZEKE! 1651 01:01:25,742 --> 01:01:26,575 ZEKE! AAH! 1652 01:01:26,576 --> 01:01:28,277 AAH! AAH!! 1653 01:01:28,279 --> 01:01:29,277 AAH!! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1654 01:01:29,279 --> 01:01:31,113 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] HOLY... 1655 01:01:31,115 --> 01:01:35,117 HOLY... AAH! 1656 01:01:35,119 --> 01:01:37,518 AAH! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1657 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,620 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH! AAH! 1658 01:01:39,622 --> 01:01:41,722 AAH! AAH! AAH! 1659 01:01:41,724 --> 01:01:43,691 AAH! OH, YEAH! 1660 01:01:43,693 --> 01:01:44,559 OH, YEAH! OH! 1661 01:01:44,561 --> 01:01:47,762 OH! OH! 1662 01:01:47,764 --> 01:01:51,632 OH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1663 01:01:51,634 --> 01:01:53,668 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH... 1664 01:01:53,670 --> 01:01:55,069 OH... [ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ] 1665 01:01:55,071 --> 01:01:56,837 [ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ] [ GASPING ] 1666 01:01:56,839 --> 01:01:59,207 [ GASPING ] NO! 1667 01:01:59,209 --> 01:02:01,475 NO! OH, GOD, NO! 1668 01:02:01,478 --> 01:02:03,845 OH, GOD, NO! AAAH! 1669 01:02:03,847 --> 01:02:11,786 [ RUSTLING ] 1670 01:02:11,788 --> 01:02:19,094 [ MUSIC FADES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION 1671 01:02:19,095 --> 01:02:20,729 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION IN DISTANCE ] 1672 01:02:20,731 --> 01:02:23,465 IN DISTANCE ] [ SIGHS ] 1673 01:02:23,467 --> 01:02:25,434 [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW, THIS WEEKEND HAS 1674 01:02:25,436 --> 01:02:26,500 YOU KNOW, THIS WEEKEND HAS GONE BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE 1675 01:02:26,502 --> 01:02:27,802 GONE BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. 1676 01:02:27,804 --> 01:02:29,637 EVER IMAGINED. [ CHUCKLES ] 1677 01:02:29,639 --> 01:02:30,905 [ CHUCKLES ] GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS 1678 01:02:30,907 --> 01:02:33,074 GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS WEEKEND, MILLIE. 1679 01:02:33,076 --> 01:02:33,909 WEEKEND, MILLIE. HE'S BLESSED OUR BANK ACCOUNT, 1680 01:02:33,911 --> 01:02:36,077 HE'S BLESSED OUR BANK ACCOUNT, AS WELL. 1681 01:02:36,079 --> 01:02:39,814 AS WELL. WE MAY ACTUALLY BE BUYING THIS 1682 01:02:39,816 --> 01:02:41,216 WE MAY ACTUALLY BE BUYING THIS CAMP, AFTER ALL. 1683 01:02:41,217 --> 01:02:42,750 CAMP, AFTER ALL. UH, SORRY, MILLIE, I DON'T 1684 01:02:42,752 --> 01:02:43,217 UH, SORRY, MILLIE, I DON'T DETECT ANY ENTHUSIASM ON YOUR 1685 01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:45,252 DETECT ANY ENTHUSIASM ON YOUR PART. 1686 01:02:45,254 --> 01:02:47,788 PART. [ CHUCKLES ] 1687 01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:49,490 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY, FATHER. 1688 01:02:49,492 --> 01:02:51,893 I'M SORRY, FATHER. IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. 1689 01:02:51,895 --> 01:02:53,661 IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. I'M JUST TIRED. 1690 01:02:53,663 --> 01:02:55,863 I'M JUST TIRED. WELL, IT IS GETTING LATE. 1691 01:02:55,865 --> 01:02:56,797 WELL, IT IS GETTING LATE. HMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN IN. 1692 01:02:56,799 --> 01:02:58,299 HMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN IN. I THINK I WILL. 1693 01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:00,635 I THINK I WILL. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS 1694 01:03:00,637 --> 01:03:01,703 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS FIRST. 1695 01:03:01,704 --> 01:03:03,338 FIRST. GOOD NIGHT, FATHER. 1696 01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:06,207 GOOD NIGHT, FATHER. UH, DON'T -- DON'T FORGET TO 1697 01:03:06,209 --> 01:03:07,908 UH, DON'T -- DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OKAY? 1698 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:10,444 SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OKAY? [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 1699 01:03:10,446 --> 01:03:20,622 Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. 1700 01:03:20,624 --> 01:03:22,024 Okay, okay. Okay. 1701 01:03:22,025 --> 01:03:24,258 Okay. [ SNORING ] 1702 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,127 [ SNORING ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] 1703 01:03:26,129 --> 01:03:28,463 [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ MOUTHING WORDS ] 1704 01:03:28,465 --> 01:03:31,198 [ MOUTHING WORDS ] [ STOPS SNORING ] 1705 01:03:31,201 --> 01:03:46,213 [ STOPS SNORING ] WHAT, VANCE? 1706 01:03:46,216 --> 01:03:47,348 WHAT, VANCE? I'M TRYING TO SHUT YOU UP. 1707 01:03:47,350 --> 01:03:50,551 I'M TRYING TO SHUT YOU UP. YOU WERE SNORING AGAIN. 1708 01:03:50,553 --> 01:03:53,020 YOU WERE SNORING AGAIN. [ Whining ] NO, I WASN'T! 1709 01:03:53,023 --> 01:03:54,289 [ Whining ] NO, I WASN'T! YES, YOU WERE. 1710 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,324 YES, YOU WERE. [ SCOFFS ] 1711 01:03:56,326 --> 01:03:58,025 [ SCOFFS ] I'M GONNA GO FIND A SODA 1712 01:03:58,027 --> 01:04:00,328 I'M GONNA GO FIND A SODA MACHINE. 1713 01:04:00,330 --> 01:04:10,204 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1714 01:04:10,206 --> 01:04:38,432 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 1715 01:04:38,434 --> 01:04:46,774 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ FIRE CRACKLING ] 1716 01:04:46,776 --> 01:05:11,299 [ ANIMAL SCREECHES ] [ CHUCKLING ] 1717 01:05:11,301 --> 01:05:15,237 [ CHUCKLING ] [ INHALING SHARPLY ] 1718 01:05:15,238 --> 01:05:17,506 [ INHALING SHARPLY ] [ CHUCKLING ] 1719 01:05:17,507 --> 01:05:19,573 [ CHUCKLING ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE... 1720 01:05:19,575 --> 01:05:22,377 OH, BROTHER ZEKE... [ SIGHS ] 1721 01:05:22,378 --> 01:05:23,811 [ SIGHS ] SOME GOOD...BRO. 1722 01:05:23,813 --> 01:05:25,479 SOME GOOD...BRO. [ COUGHS ] 1723 01:05:25,481 --> 01:05:27,414 [ COUGHS ] YEAH. 1724 01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:29,918 YEAH. HMM. 1725 01:05:29,919 --> 01:05:42,196 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] UH... [ COUGHING ] 1726 01:05:42,198 --> 01:05:43,865 UH... [ COUGHING ] WHO'S THERE? 1727 01:05:43,867 --> 01:05:46,934 WHO'S THERE? [ Sighing ] GOD. 1728 01:05:46,936 --> 01:05:59,146 [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] 1729 01:05:59,148 --> 01:06:02,584 [ GRUNTS ] AW. 1730 01:06:02,585 --> 01:06:04,986 AW. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1731 01:06:04,988 --> 01:06:08,022 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH. 1732 01:06:08,024 --> 01:06:10,357 OH. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1733 01:06:10,359 --> 01:06:22,069 WHO ARE YOU? "I AM THE WAY." 1734 01:06:22,071 --> 01:06:22,837 "I AM THE WAY." OH, MY GOD! 1735 01:06:22,839 --> 01:06:24,038 OH, MY GOD! [ SLASH ] 1736 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,006 [ SLASH ] AAH. 1737 01:06:26,008 --> 01:06:26,908 AAH. "I AM THE TRUTH." 1738 01:06:26,909 --> 01:06:27,675 "I AM THE TRUTH." [ SLASH ] 1739 01:06:27,678 --> 01:06:28,409 [ SLASH ] UGH. 1740 01:06:28,411 --> 01:06:30,679 UGH. UGH. 1741 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,012 UGH. "AND I AM THE LIFE!" 1742 01:06:32,014 --> 01:06:34,481 "AND I AM THE LIFE!" [ MOANING ] 1743 01:06:34,483 --> 01:06:36,151 [ MOANING ] "NOBODY COMES UNTO THE LORD 1744 01:06:36,153 --> 01:06:38,152 "NOBODY COMES UNTO THE LORD EXCEPT THROUGH ME"! 1745 01:06:38,154 --> 01:06:40,388 EXCEPT THROUGH ME"! [ GASPING ] 1746 01:06:40,390 --> 01:06:42,824 [ GASPING ] [ GRUNTS ] 1747 01:06:42,826 --> 01:06:44,058 [ GRUNTS ] EPHESIANS 2:8. 1748 01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:46,460 EPHESIANS 2:8. [ SLASH ] 1749 01:06:46,462 --> 01:06:49,030 [ SLASH ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1750 01:06:49,031 --> 01:06:58,440 [ MUSIC FADES ] DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 1751 01:06:58,441 --> 01:07:03,677 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? [ SIGHS ] 1752 01:07:03,679 --> 01:07:05,981 [ SIGHS ] [ SLAPS LEG ] 1753 01:07:05,983 --> 01:07:07,348 [ SLAPS LEG ] [ SIGHS ] 1754 01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:09,751 [ SIGHS ] FATHER CUMMINGS, I FORGOT TO 1755 01:07:09,752 --> 01:07:22,196 [ SIGHS ] 1756 01:07:22,198 --> 01:07:33,440 HMM. WONDER IF THERE'S A CUP. 1757 01:07:33,443 --> 01:07:35,142 WONDER IF THERE'S A CUP. [ DRAWER OPENS ] 1758 01:07:35,144 --> 01:07:38,013 [ DRAWER OPENS ] [ DRAWER CLOSES ] 1759 01:07:38,014 --> 01:07:41,081 [ DRAWER CLOSES ] [ DRAWER OPENS ] 1760 01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:44,785 [ DRAWER OPENS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1761 01:07:44,787 --> 01:07:47,354 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SIGHS ] 1762 01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,757 [ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ] 1763 01:07:49,759 --> 01:07:58,565 [ MUSIC FADES ] I HATE BOYS. 1764 01:07:58,568 --> 01:07:59,333 I HATE BOYS. I SHOULD JUST BECOME A...LIKE 1765 01:07:59,335 --> 01:08:02,236 I SHOULD JUST BECOME A...LIKE MILLIE. 1766 01:08:02,238 --> 01:08:14,982 [ SMOOCHES ] AT LEAST I HAVE YOU. 1767 01:08:14,984 --> 01:08:28,630 [ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ] 1768 01:08:28,632 --> 01:08:37,137 TAD...IS THAT YOU? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1769 01:08:37,139 --> 01:08:38,872 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 1770 01:08:38,874 --> 01:08:41,609 [ CHUCKLES ] I KNEW YOU LOVED ME. 1771 01:08:41,611 --> 01:08:42,944 I KNEW YOU LOVED ME. SO... 1772 01:08:42,946 --> 01:08:43,410 SO... I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING 1773 01:08:43,412 --> 01:08:46,481 I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING TODAY. 1774 01:08:46,482 --> 01:08:48,549 TODAY. IT'S CALLED A LOOPHOLE. 1775 01:08:48,551 --> 01:08:49,950 IT'S CALLED A LOOPHOLE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT? 1776 01:08:49,952 --> 01:08:52,987 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT? I HADN'T EITHER. 1777 01:08:52,989 --> 01:08:54,588 I HADN'T EITHER. ANYWAY, VANCE SAID IT WAS A WAY, 1778 01:08:54,590 --> 01:08:55,256 ANYWAY, VANCE SAID IT WAS A WAY, YOU KNOW, TO GET AROUND SOME OF 1779 01:08:55,258 --> 01:08:56,424 YOU KNOW, TO GET AROUND SOME OF THE RULES. 1780 01:08:56,426 --> 01:08:59,594 THE RULES. [ CHUCKLES ] 1781 01:08:59,595 --> 01:09:02,230 [ CHUCKLES ] SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE 1782 01:09:02,232 --> 01:09:03,597 SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD DO IT IN THE BUTT. 1783 01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:06,568 COULD DO IT IN THE BUTT. YOU THINK THAT MIGHT WORK? 1784 01:09:06,569 --> 01:09:08,702 YOU THINK THAT MIGHT WORK? I REALLY DON'T THINK HE'D MIND. 1785 01:09:08,704 --> 01:09:19,179 OH. OH! JUST GO A LITTLE SLOW, OKAY? 1786 01:09:19,181 --> 01:09:20,814 JUST GO A LITTLE SLOW, OKAY? 'CAUSE -- OH! 1787 01:09:20,816 --> 01:09:21,982 'CAUSE -- OH! [ Chuckling ] TAD. 1788 01:09:21,984 --> 01:09:23,550 [ Chuckling ] TAD. [ GASPS ] OH. 1789 01:09:23,552 --> 01:09:26,187 [ GASPS ] OH. TAD? 1790 01:09:26,188 --> 01:09:27,488 TAD? CHOKE FOR JESUS, SALOME. 1791 01:09:27,490 --> 01:09:28,622 CHOKE FOR JESUS, SALOME. AAH! AAH! 1792 01:09:28,624 --> 01:09:31,291 AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1793 01:09:31,293 --> 01:09:34,695 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] AAH! 1794 01:09:34,697 --> 01:09:37,332 AAH! [ CONTINUES LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1795 01:09:37,333 --> 01:09:39,733 [ CONTINUES LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ STOPS LAUGHING ] 1796 01:09:39,735 --> 01:09:42,337 [ STOPS LAUGHING ] [ SIGHS ] 1797 01:09:42,339 --> 01:09:44,271 [ SIGHS ] # JESUS LOVES ME 1798 01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:48,842 # JESUS LOVES ME # THAT I KNOW 1799 01:09:48,844 --> 01:09:51,613 # THAT I KNOW # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO 1800 01:09:51,615 --> 01:09:52,547 # FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO # IF YOU'RE GOOD AND SAY YOUR 1801 01:09:52,549 --> 01:09:55,383 # IF YOU'RE GOOD AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS # 1802 01:09:55,385 --> 01:09:56,417 PRAYERS # # THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW JESUS 1803 01:09:56,419 --> 01:09:58,419 # THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW JESUS CARES # 1804 01:09:58,421 --> 01:10:00,488 CARES # [ CHUCKLING ] 1805 01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:06,693 [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] 1806 01:10:06,695 --> 01:10:17,171 BRITTANY? 1807 01:10:17,173 --> 01:10:25,879 BRITTANY? 1808 01:10:25,881 --> 01:10:40,361 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] OH! 1809 01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,896 OH! OH, MY GOD! 1810 01:10:42,898 --> 01:10:44,866 OH, MY GOD! [ GASPING ] 1811 01:10:44,867 --> 01:10:49,137 [ GASPING ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 1812 01:10:49,139 --> 01:10:49,938 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ CLICK ] 1813 01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:50,571 [ CLICK ] OH, MY GOD! 1814 01:10:50,573 --> 01:10:51,972 OH, MY GOD! WHAT? 1815 01:10:51,975 --> 01:10:53,475 WHAT? [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1816 01:10:53,476 --> 01:10:55,510 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE! 1817 01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:58,779 WE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE! WHAT'S GOING ON? 1818 01:10:58,781 --> 01:11:08,021 THERE'S NO PHONE! [ MUTTERING ] 1819 01:11:08,023 --> 01:11:11,425 [ MUTTERING ] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] 1820 01:11:11,428 --> 01:11:12,726 [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] YOUR REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN 1821 01:11:12,728 --> 01:11:16,631 YOUR REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN MILLIE?! 1822 01:11:16,633 --> 01:11:19,266 MILLIE?! WAIT. WAIT. LET ME EXPLAIN. 1823 01:11:19,268 --> 01:11:20,701 WAIT. WAIT. LET ME EXPLAIN. MY REAL NAME IS GLORIA ESPERANZA 1824 01:11:20,703 --> 01:11:21,602 MY REAL NAME IS GLORIA ESPERANZA GUADALUPE EL CAMPO. 1825 01:11:21,604 --> 01:11:23,337 GUADALUPE EL CAMPO. [ SCOFFS ] 1826 01:11:23,339 --> 01:11:24,572 [ SCOFFS ] YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE THE 1827 01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:26,373 YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE THE WHOLE...TIME! 1828 01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:28,175 WHOLE...TIME! WHO KILLED BRITTANY?! 1829 01:11:28,178 --> 01:11:29,511 WHO KILLED BRITTANY?! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1830 01:11:29,512 --> 01:11:31,812 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] TALK... 1831 01:11:31,814 --> 01:11:33,147 TALK... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1832 01:11:33,149 --> 01:11:35,149 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] 1833 01:11:35,152 --> 01:11:36,885 [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] I WAS HERE SEVEN YEARS AGO AS A 1834 01:11:36,886 --> 01:11:38,318 I WAS HERE SEVEN YEARS AGO AS A COUNSELOR, AND THIS MANIAC 1835 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,820 COUNSELOR, AND THIS MANIAC SHOWED UP AND STARTED 1836 01:11:39,822 --> 01:11:40,454 SHOWED UP AND STARTED SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE. 1837 01:11:40,456 --> 01:11:42,222 SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE. [ SOBS ] 1838 01:11:42,224 --> 01:11:42,991 [ SOBS ] DWAYNE AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES 1839 01:11:42,992 --> 01:11:44,825 DWAYNE AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES TO SURVIVE. 1840 01:11:44,827 --> 01:11:46,994 TO SURVIVE. [ MOANING ] 1841 01:11:46,996 --> 01:12:02,976 THOU SHALT NOT... [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 1842 01:12:02,978 --> 01:12:03,945 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ GASPS ] 1843 01:12:03,947 --> 01:12:06,513 [ GASPS ] [ THUD ] 1844 01:12:06,515 --> 01:12:07,581 [ THUD ] AAAAH! 1845 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:10,050 AAAAH! [ SLASH ] 1846 01:12:10,052 --> 01:12:12,286 [ SLASH ] [ GASPING ] 1847 01:12:12,288 --> 01:12:20,260 [ Crying ] I WAS SO SCARED, I JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING. 1848 01:12:20,262 --> 01:12:22,062 JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 1849 01:12:22,064 --> 01:12:22,630 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 1850 01:12:22,632 --> 01:12:24,866 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 1851 01:12:24,867 --> 01:12:26,533 TO HIM. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1852 01:12:26,535 --> 01:12:27,067 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] UNTIL YOU SAW HIM AT THE STORE? 1853 01:12:27,069 --> 01:12:28,735 UNTIL YOU SAW HIM AT THE STORE? YES. 1854 01:12:28,737 --> 01:12:29,237 YES. AND THEN YOU COULDN'T GO IN? 1855 01:12:29,239 --> 01:12:31,138 AND THEN YOU COULDN'T GO IN? GOD. 1856 01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:32,607 GOD. I MEAN, I COULDN'T FACE HIM 1857 01:12:32,608 --> 01:12:34,508 I MEAN, I COULDN'T FACE HIM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 1858 01:12:34,511 --> 01:12:35,309 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. HOW COULD I, AFTER LEAVING HIM 1859 01:12:35,311 --> 01:12:36,276 HOW COULD I, AFTER LEAVING HIM ALL ALONE? 1860 01:12:36,278 --> 01:12:37,946 ALL ALONE? [ SNIFFLES ] 1861 01:12:37,948 --> 01:12:39,447 [ SNIFFLES ] I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING LIKE 1862 01:12:39,449 --> 01:12:42,349 I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 1863 01:12:42,351 --> 01:12:44,385 THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. BELIEVE ME, JENNIFER... 1864 01:12:44,387 --> 01:12:45,452 BELIEVE ME, JENNIFER... I NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT YOU GUYS 1865 01:12:45,454 --> 01:12:46,320 I NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT YOU GUYS IN ANY DANGER. 1866 01:12:46,322 --> 01:12:47,121 IN ANY DANGER. [ Sarcastically ] YEAH, WELL, 1867 01:12:47,123 --> 01:12:50,224 [ Sarcastically ] YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB 1868 01:12:50,226 --> 01:12:50,958 YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB OF IT... 1869 01:12:50,961 --> 01:12:52,794 OF IT... [ SIGHS ] 1870 01:12:52,796 --> 01:12:55,028 [ SIGHS ] WE GOT TO FIND FATHER CUMMINGS. 1871 01:12:55,030 --> 01:12:58,632 WE GOT TO FIND FATHER CUMMINGS. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1872 01:12:58,634 --> 01:13:01,736 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 1873 01:13:01,738 --> 01:13:04,172 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ SNORING ] 1874 01:13:04,173 --> 01:13:05,106 [ SNORING ] YOU'RE WELCOME. 1875 01:13:05,108 --> 01:13:06,040 YOU'RE WELCOME. [ SNORES ] 1876 01:13:06,042 --> 01:13:10,744 [ SNORES ] HMM. 1877 01:13:10,746 --> 01:13:11,878 HMM. [ SMACKING LIPS ] 1878 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,815 [ SMACKING LIPS ] WHOA! 1879 01:13:13,817 --> 01:13:15,816 WHOA! WHERE IS DWAYNE? 1880 01:13:15,818 --> 01:13:17,184 WHERE IS DWAYNE? [ GASPS ] I DON'T KNOW! 1881 01:13:17,186 --> 01:13:18,118 [ GASPS ] I DON'T KNOW! IF HE WENT TO THAT CHRISTIAN 1882 01:13:18,121 --> 01:13:18,885 IF HE WENT TO THAT CHRISTIAN CAMP, IT'S YOUR... 1883 01:13:18,887 --> 01:13:19,787 CAMP, IT'S YOUR... [ WHIMPERS ] 1884 01:13:19,789 --> 01:13:20,621 [ WHIMPERS ] WHERE'S DWAYNE?! 1885 01:13:20,623 --> 01:13:21,356 WHERE'S DWAYNE?! I DON'T KNOW! 1886 01:13:21,357 --> 01:13:22,022 I DON'T KNOW! [ GRUNTS ] 1887 01:13:22,024 --> 01:13:23,457 [ GRUNTS ] [ GASPS ] 1888 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,791 [ GASPS ] COME ON, WHERE'S DWAYNE? 1889 01:13:24,794 --> 01:13:25,826 COME ON, WHERE'S DWAYNE? I DON'T KNOW, I SWEAR. 1890 01:13:25,828 --> 01:13:26,893 I DON'T KNOW, I SWEAR. WHERE'S DWAYNE? 1891 01:13:26,895 --> 01:13:28,128 WHERE'S DWAYNE? I DON'T KNOW! 1892 01:13:28,130 --> 01:13:29,697 I DON'T KNOW! WHERE'S DWAYNE?! 1893 01:13:29,699 --> 01:13:31,231 WHERE'S DWAYNE?! [ GRUNTING ] 1894 01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:33,835 [ GRUNTING ] GOD...IT. 1895 01:13:33,837 --> 01:13:35,269 GOD...IT. [ CRYING ] 1896 01:13:35,271 --> 01:13:35,902 [ CRYING ] I'M GONNA GO CALL THE 1897 01:13:35,904 --> 01:13:37,372 I'M GONNA GO CALL THE SHERIFF. 1898 01:13:37,373 --> 01:13:38,805 SHERIFF. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1899 01:13:38,807 --> 01:13:40,073 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M 1900 01:13:40,075 --> 01:13:40,941 GONNA DO? [ SOBBING ] 1901 01:13:40,943 --> 01:13:42,342 [ SOBBING ] I'M GONNA SAVE THE DAY. 1902 01:13:42,345 --> 01:13:43,577 I'M GONNA SAVE THE DAY. NO. 1903 01:13:43,579 --> 01:13:45,879 NO. ...NUT. 1904 01:13:45,881 --> 01:13:48,983 ...NUT. COME ON. 1905 01:13:48,985 --> 01:13:50,318 COME ON. [ MUSIC FADES ] 1906 01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,118 [ MUSIC FADES ] [ SIGHS ] 1907 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,786 [ SIGHS ] [ GASPS ] 1908 01:13:52,788 --> 01:13:54,121 [ GASPS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1909 01:13:54,123 --> 01:13:56,123 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT'S GOING ON? 1910 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,091 WHAT'S GOING ON? HAS ANYONE SEEN A SODA MACHINE 1911 01:13:57,093 --> 01:13:59,059 HAS ANYONE SEEN A SODA MACHINE AROUND HERE? 1912 01:13:59,061 --> 01:14:00,494 AROUND HERE? OH... 1913 01:14:00,496 --> 01:14:03,063 OH... YOU CAN'T SAY... 1914 01:14:03,065 --> 01:14:04,998 YOU CAN'T SAY... [ CHUCKLING ] 1915 01:14:05,001 --> 01:14:08,368 [ SOBBING LOUDLY ] 1916 01:14:08,370 --> 01:14:19,579 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 1917 01:14:19,581 --> 01:14:23,150 AAH! [ GASPS ] 1918 01:14:23,152 --> 01:14:25,986 [ GASPS ] AAAAH! 1919 01:14:25,988 --> 01:14:28,355 AAAAH! AAAAH! 1920 01:14:28,357 --> 01:14:40,001 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1921 01:14:40,002 --> 01:14:56,083 [ GRUNTING ] [ CHUCKLING ] 1922 01:14:56,086 --> 01:15:03,123 UGH! [ THUD ] 1923 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:04,358 [ THUD ] [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 1924 01:15:04,361 --> 01:15:05,760 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1925 01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:06,461 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1926 01:15:06,463 --> 01:15:09,297 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ] 1927 01:15:09,299 --> 01:15:12,533 [ GASPS ] AAAAAH! 1928 01:15:12,534 --> 01:15:15,570 AAAAAH! AAAAAH! 1929 01:15:15,572 --> 01:15:18,505 AAAAAH! "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, 1930 01:15:18,507 --> 01:15:21,376 "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, 1931 01:15:21,377 --> 01:15:24,612 HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM 1932 01:15:24,613 --> 01:15:25,846 THAT WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT DIE, BUT HAVE 1933 01:15:25,848 --> 01:15:28,750 SHALL NOT DIE, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE." 1934 01:15:28,751 --> 01:15:29,583 EVERLASTING LIFE." OR NOT. 1935 01:15:29,585 --> 01:15:30,785 OR NOT. [ SLASH ] 1936 01:15:30,786 --> 01:15:32,053 [ SLASH ] [ MOANING ] 1937 01:15:32,054 --> 01:15:33,688 [ MOANING ] [ GASPING ] 1938 01:15:33,689 --> 01:15:36,290 [ GASPING ] AAAAH! 1939 01:15:36,292 --> 01:15:38,425 AAAAH! AAAAH! 1940 01:15:38,428 --> 01:15:39,527 AAAAH! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 1941 01:15:39,529 --> 01:15:40,727 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE. 1942 01:15:40,729 --> 01:15:42,229 HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE. OUR LORD IS WITH THEE. 1943 01:15:42,231 --> 01:15:43,230 OUR LORD IS WITH THEE. HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE. 1944 01:15:43,232 --> 01:15:44,998 HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE. OUR LORD IS WITH THEE. 1945 01:15:45,001 --> 01:15:47,033 OUR LORD IS WITH THEE. AAAAH. 1946 01:15:47,035 --> 01:15:49,202 AAAAH. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1947 01:15:49,204 --> 01:15:52,105 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ] AAAAAH! 1948 01:15:52,107 --> 01:15:53,007 AAAAAH! AAH! 1949 01:15:53,009 --> 01:15:56,743 AAH! [ THUD ] 1950 01:15:56,745 --> 01:15:58,813 [ THUD ] [ GASPING ] 1951 01:15:58,815 --> 01:16:09,657 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1952 01:16:09,658 --> 01:16:10,724 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ] OH! OH! 1953 01:16:10,726 --> 01:16:12,459 [ GASPS ] OH! OH! OH, GOD! 1954 01:16:12,462 --> 01:16:13,527 OH, GOD! HELP ME. HELP ME. 1955 01:16:13,529 --> 01:16:15,863 HELP ME. HELP ME. AAH! 1956 01:16:15,864 --> 01:16:18,098 AAH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 1957 01:16:18,100 --> 01:16:20,066 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 1958 01:16:20,068 --> 01:16:21,935 OH! OH! OH! OH! UGH. 1959 01:16:21,937 --> 01:16:24,037 UGH. OH! OH! OH! OH! 1960 01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:24,604 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH, MY GOD! 1961 01:16:24,606 --> 01:16:25,305 OH! OH, MY GOD! HELP ME. 1962 01:16:25,307 --> 01:16:26,441 HELP ME. AAH! 1963 01:16:26,443 --> 01:16:27,741 AAH! HELP ME. 1964 01:16:27,743 --> 01:16:28,742 HELP ME. AAH! 1965 01:16:28,744 --> 01:16:32,413 AAH! HELP. 1966 01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:35,116 HELP. AAH! AAH! 1967 01:16:35,117 --> 01:16:36,550 AAH! AAH! [ MOANING ] 1968 01:16:36,552 --> 01:16:37,985 [ MOANING ] AAH! 1969 01:16:37,987 --> 01:16:39,787 AAH! UGH! 1970 01:16:39,789 --> 01:16:42,856 UGH! AAH! 1971 01:16:42,858 --> 01:16:44,958 AAH! [ WHIMPERING ] 1972 01:16:44,961 --> 01:16:47,060 [ WHIMPERING ] NO! NO! NO! 1973 01:16:47,062 --> 01:16:49,196 NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 1974 01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:57,571 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1975 01:16:57,573 --> 01:17:09,783 ...LET ME IN. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1976 01:17:09,785 --> 01:17:14,387 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] 1977 01:17:14,388 --> 01:17:16,691 [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] [ SOBBING ] 1978 01:17:16,693 --> 01:17:28,969 OH, PLEASE. OH, PLEASE. 1979 01:17:28,971 --> 01:17:31,672 OH, PLEASE. [ SOBS ] 1980 01:17:31,674 --> 01:17:35,041 [ SOBS ] OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN 1981 01:17:35,044 --> 01:17:36,944 OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN [SOBS] HALLOWED BE THY NAME; 1982 01:17:36,945 --> 01:17:38,279 [SOBS] HALLOWED BE THY NAME; [SOBS] THY KINGDOM COME, 1983 01:17:38,281 --> 01:17:39,679 [SOBS] THY KINGDOM COME, [SOBS] THY WILL BE DONE, 1984 01:17:39,681 --> 01:17:40,180 [SOBS] THY WILL BE DONE, [SOBS] ON EARTH AS IT IS IN 1985 01:17:40,182 --> 01:17:40,814 [SOBS] ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. 1986 01:17:40,816 --> 01:17:42,350 HEAVEN. [ SOBS ] 1987 01:17:42,352 --> 01:17:43,783 [ SOBS ] GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY 1988 01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:45,519 GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD, AND FORGIVE US OUR 1989 01:17:45,521 --> 01:17:46,921 BREAD, AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE 1990 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:47,521 TRESPASSES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US. 1991 01:17:47,524 --> 01:17:48,956 WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US. [ SOBS ] 1992 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,657 [ SOBS ] LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION 1993 01:17:50,659 --> 01:17:51,258 LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION [SOBS] BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL. 1994 01:17:51,260 --> 01:17:52,826 [SOBS] BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL. [ SOBS ] 1995 01:17:52,828 --> 01:17:54,362 [ SOBS ] THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE 1996 01:17:54,364 --> 01:17:57,732 THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER. 1997 01:17:57,734 --> 01:17:59,199 POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER. [ SOBS ] 1998 01:17:59,201 --> 01:18:00,334 [ SOBS ] AMEN. 1999 01:18:00,335 --> 01:18:01,334 AMEN. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 2000 01:18:01,336 --> 01:18:02,470 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SOBS ] 2001 01:18:02,471 --> 01:18:05,372 [ SOBS ] AAAAAH! 2002 01:18:05,374 --> 01:18:08,375 AAAAAH! AAAAH! 2003 01:18:08,377 --> 01:18:25,492 MY CHILD... OH...MY JESUS. 2004 01:18:25,494 --> 01:18:27,661 OH...MY JESUS. [ SNIFFLES ] 2005 01:18:27,663 --> 01:18:30,263 [ SNIFFLES ] PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 2006 01:18:30,265 --> 01:18:32,332 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. YOU CAN BE A BUTT SLAMMER, 2007 01:18:32,334 --> 01:18:35,136 YOU CAN BE A BUTT SLAMMER, TURD BURGLAR...SMOKER, 2008 01:18:35,137 --> 01:18:37,938 TURD BURGLAR...SMOKER, BALONEY PONY RIDER AND STILL 2009 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,574 BALONEY PONY RIDER AND STILL HAVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD. 2010 01:18:39,575 --> 01:18:41,441 HAVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD. YOU COULD BE A PRACTICING 2011 01:18:41,443 --> 01:18:42,275 YOU COULD BE A PRACTICING HOMOSEXUAL AND BELIEVE IN THE 2012 01:18:42,277 --> 01:18:44,445 HOMOSEXUAL AND BELIEVE IN THE LORD ABOVE. 2013 01:18:44,447 --> 01:18:46,981 LORD ABOVE. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 2014 01:18:46,982 --> 01:18:48,081 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 2015 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:49,916 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. [ SNIFFLES ] 2016 01:18:49,918 --> 01:18:51,184 [ SNIFFLES ] I KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND I 2017 01:18:51,187 --> 01:18:52,485 I KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED. 2018 01:18:52,487 --> 01:18:53,219 KNEW WHAT HAPPENED. [ SNIFFLES ] 2019 01:18:53,221 --> 01:18:54,888 [ SNIFFLES ] [ SIGHS ] 2020 01:18:54,891 --> 01:18:55,422 [ SIGHS ] STILL, I BROUGHT THE KIDS UP 2021 01:18:55,425 --> 01:18:57,158 STILL, I BROUGHT THE KIDS UP HERE. 2022 01:18:57,159 --> 01:18:58,893 HERE. [ SNIFFLES ] I'M RESPONSIBLE. 2023 01:18:58,894 --> 01:19:00,260 [ SNIFFLES ] I'M RESPONSIBLE. NOW, THAT, WE HAVE A PROBLEM 2024 01:19:00,262 --> 01:19:01,729 NOW, THAT, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH, YOU LITTLE HOMO. 2025 01:19:01,730 --> 01:19:04,931 WITH, YOU LITTLE HOMO. THAT, WE CAN'T FORGIVE. 2026 01:19:04,933 --> 01:19:05,832 THAT, WE CAN'T FORGIVE. MNH-MNH. 2027 01:19:05,834 --> 01:19:08,234 MNH-MNH. [ SNIFFLES ] 2028 01:19:08,237 --> 01:19:22,616 SAVE...THIS...CAMP. [ CHUCKLES ] 2029 01:19:22,618 --> 01:19:24,050 [ CHUCKLES ] GO KICK THE SISTER'S... 2030 01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:26,053 GO KICK THE SISTER'S... [ CHUCKLES ] 2031 01:19:26,054 --> 01:19:26,820 [ CHUCKLES ] AH. 2032 01:19:26,823 --> 01:19:28,355 AH. HOT DOG! 2033 01:19:28,357 --> 01:19:31,124 HOT DOG! THERE GOES ANOTHER DISCIPLE. 2034 01:19:31,126 --> 01:19:32,726 THERE GOES ANOTHER DISCIPLE. I LOVE THE JESUS BUSINESS. 2035 01:19:32,728 --> 01:19:35,595 I LOVE THE JESUS BUSINESS. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2036 01:19:35,597 --> 01:19:44,671 OH! [ GASPS ] OH! 2037 01:19:44,673 --> 01:19:58,585 [ GASPS ] AAH! AAH! 2038 01:19:58,587 --> 01:20:01,354 AAH! AAH! AAAAH! 2039 01:20:01,356 --> 01:20:02,490 AAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 2040 01:20:02,491 --> 01:20:04,491 AAH! AAH! AAH! NO! 2041 01:20:04,493 --> 01:20:05,558 NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2042 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,661 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ] 2043 01:20:07,663 --> 01:20:10,096 [ GASPS ] WHERE'S DWAYNE? 2044 01:20:10,098 --> 01:20:13,199 WHERE'S DWAYNE? HOLY... 2045 01:20:13,201 --> 01:20:25,512 [ GRUNTS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2046 01:20:25,514 --> 01:20:34,087 YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START ASKING FOR 2047 01:20:34,089 --> 01:20:35,690 KNEES AND START ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS. 2048 01:20:35,692 --> 01:20:37,390 FORGIVENESS. STEALING IS A SIN. 2049 01:20:37,393 --> 01:20:39,426 STEALING IS A SIN. [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 2050 01:20:39,429 --> 01:20:42,729 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] THAT'S ONE BIG... 2051 01:20:42,732 --> 01:20:44,764 THAT'S ONE BIG... [ CONTINUES LAUGHING ] 2052 01:20:44,766 --> 01:20:46,033 [ CONTINUES LAUGHING ] [ GASPING ] 2053 01:20:46,034 --> 01:20:49,269 [ GASPING ] DWAYNE? 2054 01:20:49,271 --> 01:20:51,971 DWAYNE? HOLD ON, BABY. 2055 01:20:51,973 --> 01:20:53,606 HOLD ON, BABY. YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME. 2056 01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:56,010 YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME. [ CRYING ] 2057 01:20:56,012 --> 01:20:57,610 [ CRYING ] I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL. 2058 01:20:57,612 --> 01:20:59,746 I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL. [ SOBBING ] 2059 01:20:59,748 --> 01:21:00,814 [ SOBBING ] YOU'RE LIKE A GIRL! 2060 01:21:00,816 --> 01:21:03,750 YOU'RE LIKE A GIRL! NO! 2061 01:21:03,752 --> 01:21:08,354 NO! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 2062 01:21:08,357 --> 01:21:12,193 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 2063 01:21:12,195 --> 01:21:13,993 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] REVELATION 12:12. 2064 01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:18,999 REVELATION 12:12. [ LAUGHS ] 2065 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,701 [ LAUGHS ] "WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA, 2066 01:21:21,703 --> 01:21:23,303 "WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA, FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE 2067 01:21:23,305 --> 01:21:25,572 FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE AMONG THEE." 2068 01:21:25,574 --> 01:21:29,042 AMONG THEE." [ LAUGHS ] 2069 01:21:29,045 --> 01:21:30,343 [ LAUGHS ] [ CRYING ] 2070 01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,645 [ CRYING ] UGH! 2071 01:21:31,646 --> 01:21:35,715 UGH! [ SIGHS ] 2072 01:21:35,718 --> 01:21:40,653 [ SIGHS ] "FOR HE IS FULL OF RAGE AND 2073 01:21:40,655 --> 01:21:42,423 "FOR HE IS FULL OF RAGE AND FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH 2074 01:21:42,425 --> 01:21:43,524 FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH IS SHORT!" 2075 01:21:43,525 --> 01:21:46,160 IS SHORT!" [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 2076 01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:47,460 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2077 01:21:47,462 --> 01:21:50,965 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] YOU... 2078 01:21:50,966 --> 01:21:55,535 YOU... CANNOT TELL ME... 2079 01:21:55,537 --> 01:21:56,970 CANNOT TELL ME... WHO I AM! 2080 01:21:56,972 --> 01:21:59,305 WHO I AM! [ Scoffing ] OH. 2081 01:21:59,307 --> 01:22:03,009 [ Scoffing ] OH. AH. 2082 01:22:03,011 --> 01:22:07,413 AH. [ GROWLING ] 2083 01:22:07,415 --> 01:22:10,550 [ GROWLING ] [ GURGLING ] 2084 01:22:10,552 --> 01:22:12,619 [ GURGLING ] [ GASPING ] 2085 01:22:12,621 --> 01:22:15,321 [ GASPING ] [ GRUNTS ] 2086 01:22:15,323 --> 01:22:28,235 UGH. OUCH. 2087 01:22:28,237 --> 01:22:30,937 OUCH. AAH! 2088 01:22:30,939 --> 01:22:33,873 AAH! PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING! 2089 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:36,343 PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING! [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 2090 01:22:36,344 --> 01:22:49,556 THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THEE. DEUTERONOMY 7... 2091 01:22:49,558 --> 01:22:51,825 DEUTERONOMY 7... SOMETHING. 2092 01:22:51,827 --> 01:23:08,308 UGH. HYAH, HYAH. 2093 01:23:08,310 --> 01:23:10,310 HYAH, HYAH. [ CHUCKLING EVILLY ] 2094 01:23:10,312 --> 01:23:14,681 [ CHUCKLING EVILLY ] [ GRUNTS ] 2095 01:23:14,683 --> 01:23:16,950 [ GRUNTS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 2096 01:23:16,952 --> 01:23:19,552 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GROWLS ] 2097 01:23:19,554 --> 01:23:20,387 [ GROWLS ] YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER. 2098 01:23:20,388 --> 01:23:21,754 YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER. HYAH! 2099 01:23:21,756 --> 01:23:24,224 HYAH! [ THUD ] 2100 01:23:24,226 --> 01:23:27,661 [ THUD ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] 2101 01:23:27,663 --> 01:23:29,797 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2102 01:23:29,799 --> 01:23:31,899 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ WHIMPERING ] 2103 01:23:31,901 --> 01:23:34,534 [ WHIMPERING ] HYAH. 2104 01:23:34,536 --> 01:23:35,401 HYAH. [ GRUNTING ] 2105 01:23:35,403 --> 01:23:37,837 [ GRUNTING ] [ GROWLS ] 2106 01:23:37,839 --> 01:23:39,572 [ GROWLS ] OH, BOY! 2107 01:23:39,574 --> 01:23:41,908 OH, BOY! [ GIGGLING EVILLY ] 2108 01:23:41,910 --> 01:23:43,776 [ GIGGLING EVILLY ] AAAAH. 2109 01:23:43,778 --> 01:23:45,946 AAAAH. AAAH. 2110 01:23:45,948 --> 01:23:53,186 [ HARMONICA PLAYS "AMAZING GRACE" ] 2111 01:23:53,188 --> 01:24:05,231 WELL, GUESS YOU ALL LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS 2112 01:24:05,233 --> 01:24:07,267 VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS WEEKEND. 2113 01:24:07,269 --> 01:24:08,868 WEEKEND. I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A 2114 01:24:08,870 --> 01:24:10,237 I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A MINUTE. 2115 01:24:10,239 --> 01:24:11,971 MINUTE. HOLY... 2116 01:24:11,973 --> 01:24:13,406 HOLY... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! 2117 01:24:13,408 --> 01:24:14,842 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 2118 01:24:14,844 --> 01:24:17,211 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL 2119 01:24:17,213 --> 01:24:18,711 BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL YOUR... 2120 01:24:18,713 --> 01:24:19,246 YOUR... WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CAMPING 2121 01:24:19,247 --> 01:24:20,881 WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CAMPING ANYWAY? 2122 01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:22,515 ANYWAY? YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, 2123 01:24:22,517 --> 01:24:23,884 YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO 2124 01:24:23,886 --> 01:24:25,986 ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM. 2125 01:24:25,988 --> 01:24:28,588 CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM. TOO MANY SNAKES. 2126 01:24:28,590 --> 01:24:29,889 TOO MANY SNAKES. GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND 2127 01:24:29,891 --> 01:24:31,024 GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND ROOM SERVICE. 2128 01:24:31,026 --> 01:24:32,525 ROOM SERVICE. [ CHUCKLES ] 2129 01:24:32,527 --> 01:24:34,795 [ CHUCKLES ] GOD BLESS YOU ALL. 2130 01:24:34,796 --> 01:24:35,862 GOD BLESS YOU ALL. "SAINTS GO MARCHING IN." 2131 01:24:35,865 --> 01:24:39,733 "SAINTS GO MARCHING IN." [ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN 2132 01:24:39,735 --> 01:24:41,835 [ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" ] 2133 01:24:41,837 --> 01:24:52,578 WAIT! [ WHIMPERING ] YOUR HAND. 2134 01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:54,180 YOUR HAND. J.J.? 2135 01:24:54,182 --> 01:24:56,283 J.J.? DWAYNE? 2136 01:24:56,284 --> 01:24:58,584 DWAYNE? ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU? 2137 01:24:58,587 --> 01:24:59,353 ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU? NO. THEY DON'T QUALIFY. 2138 01:24:59,354 --> 01:25:01,287 NO. THEY DON'T QUALIFY. WHAT?! 2139 01:25:01,289 --> 01:25:02,155 WHAT?! COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING. 2140 01:25:02,157 --> 01:25:05,158 COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING. LIGHTEN UP. 2141 01:25:05,161 --> 01:25:07,127 LIGHTEN UP. HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE. 2142 01:25:07,128 --> 01:25:08,895 HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE. [ Crying ] OH. 2143 01:25:08,897 --> 01:25:09,896 [ Crying ] OH. EXCEPT YOU. 2144 01:25:09,898 --> 01:25:12,565 EXCEPT YOU. [ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO 2145 01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:13,734 [ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO ROCK 'N' ROLL ] 2146 01:25:13,736 --> 01:25:16,002 ROCK 'N' ROLL ] [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "WHEN THE 2147 01:25:16,004 --> 01:25:24,177 [ MOUTHING WORDS ] 2148 01:25:24,179 --> 01:25:32,852 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2149 01:25:32,855 --> 01:25:33,253 GO MARCHING IN # # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS 2150 01:25:33,255 --> 01:25:35,421 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO 2151 01:25:35,423 --> 01:25:39,293 GO MARCHING IN # 2152 01:25:39,295 --> 01:25:40,327 MARCHING IN # # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER 2153 01:25:40,328 --> 01:25:43,429 # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER # WHEN THE SAINTS 2154 01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:45,565 # WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2155 01:25:45,568 --> 01:25:57,243 # OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED WITH BLOOD # 2156 01:25:57,245 --> 01:25:58,911 WITH BLOOD # # OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED 2157 01:25:58,914 --> 01:26:02,783 # OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED WITH BLOOD # 2158 01:26:02,784 --> 01:26:04,117 WITH BLOOD # # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER 2159 01:26:04,119 --> 01:26:06,052 # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER # WHEN THE SAINTS 2160 01:26:06,054 --> 01:26:08,621 # WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2161 01:26:08,623 --> 01:26:21,167 # OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS ITS CALL FOR YOU # 2162 01:26:21,169 --> 01:26:22,935 ITS CALL FOR YOU # # OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS, 2163 01:26:22,937 --> 01:26:24,837 # OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS, # LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE 2164 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,806 # LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU # 2165 01:26:26,808 --> 01:26:30,277 WITH YOU # # WITH YOU 2166 01:26:30,278 --> 01:26:35,115 # WITH YOU # OH, OH 2167 01:26:35,116 --> 01:26:36,450 # OH, OH # WITH YOU 2168 01:26:36,451 --> 01:26:37,083 # WITH YOU # SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF 2169 01:26:37,085 --> 01:26:39,085 # SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF TROUBLE # 2170 01:26:39,087 --> 01:26:40,453 TROUBLE # # IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED 2171 01:26:40,455 --> 01:26:41,088 # IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED # BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT 2172 01:26:41,090 --> 01:26:42,589 # BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT MORNING # 2173 01:26:42,590 --> 01:26:44,557 MORNING # # WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S 2174 01:26:44,559 --> 01:26:46,526 # WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED # 2175 01:26:46,528 --> 01:26:50,296 REVEALED # # REVEALED 2176 01:26:50,298 --> 01:26:54,534 # REVEALED # OH, OH 2177 01:26:54,536 --> 01:26:58,438 # OH, OH # REVEALED 2178 01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:00,074 # REVEALED # OH, OH 2179 01:27:00,075 --> 01:27:02,475 # OH, OH # REVEALED 2180 01:27:02,477 --> 01:27:04,243 # REVEALED # REVEALED 2181 01:27:04,245 --> 01:27:08,414 # REVEALED # REVEALED 2182 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,449 # REVEALED # REVEA-EA-LED 2183 01:27:09,451 --> 01:27:11,818 # REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC 2184 01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:32,438 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHUCKLING ] 2185 01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:34,107 [ CHUCKLING ] [ LAUGHING ] 2186 01:27:34,109 --> 01:27:35,575 [ LAUGHING ] [ SIGHS ] 2187 01:27:35,577 --> 01:27:36,142 [ SIGHS ] FATHER CUMMINGS, ARE YOU 2188 01:27:36,144 --> 01:27:38,144 FATHER CUMMINGS, ARE YOU COMING? 2189 01:27:38,147 --> 01:27:40,114 COMING? [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2190 01:27:40,116 --> 01:27:41,414 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SIGHS ] 2191 01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:42,281 [ SIGHS ] ...OF A WEEKEND. 2192 01:27:42,283 --> 01:27:43,382 ...OF A WEEKEND. [ CHUCKLING ] 2193 01:27:43,384 --> 01:27:44,317 [ CHUCKLING ] ...OF A WEEKEND. 2194 01:27:44,319 --> 01:27:46,386 ...OF A WEEKEND. [ CHUCKLES ] 2195 01:27:46,387 --> 01:27:52,325 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 2196 01:27:52,327 --> 01:28:01,768 TAD? TAD? 2197 01:28:01,770 --> 01:28:02,735 TAD? I DON'T THINK I'M A VIRGIN 2198 01:28:02,737 --> 01:28:05,238 I DON'T THINK I'M A VIRGIN ANYMORE. 2199 01:28:05,241 --> 01:28:06,873 ANYMORE. BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT. 2200 01:28:06,875 --> 01:28:07,508 BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT. # BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT 2201 01:28:07,510 --> 01:28:09,176 # BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT MORNING # 2202 01:28:09,178 --> 01:28:11,210 MORNING # # WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S 2203 01:28:11,212 --> 01:28:13,279 # WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED # 2204 01:28:13,281 --> 01:28:16,950 REVEALED # # REVEALED 2205 01:28:16,951 --> 01:28:21,254 # REVEALED # OH, OH 2206 01:28:21,256 --> 01:28:24,824 # OH, OH # REVEALED 2207 01:28:24,826 --> 01:28:26,993 # REVEALED # OH, OH 2208 01:28:26,995 --> 01:28:28,895 # OH, OH # REVEALED 2209 01:28:28,897 --> 01:28:30,763 # REVEALED # REVEALED 2210 01:28:30,765 --> 01:28:35,235 # REVEALED # REVEALED 2211 01:28:35,236 --> 01:28:36,335 # REVEALED # REVEA-EA-LED 2212 01:28:36,337 --> 01:28:38,437 # REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC 2213 01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:48,181 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2214 01:28:48,183 --> 01:29:08,969 # OH, WHEN THE RICH # GO OUT AND WORK 2215 01:29:08,970 --> 01:29:10,304 # GO OUT AND WORK # OH, WHEN THE RICH GO OUT AND 2216 01:29:10,305 --> 01:29:14,840 # OH, WHEN THE RICH GO OUT AND WORK # 2217 01:29:14,843 --> 01:29:16,276 WORK # # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER 2218 01:29:16,278 --> 01:29:19,246 # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER # WHEN THE SAINTS 2219 01:29:19,248 --> 01:29:20,580 # WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2220 01:29:20,582 --> 01:29:21,480 GO MARCHING IN # # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS 2221 01:29:21,482 --> 01:29:22,549 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS 2222 01:29:22,551 --> 01:29:23,749 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS # GO MARCHING IN 2223 01:29:23,751 --> 01:29:25,084 # GO MARCHING IN # GO MARCHING IN 2224 01:29:25,086 --> 01:29:28,254 # GO MARCHING IN # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS 2225 01:29:28,256 --> 01:29:32,725 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2226 01:29:32,727 --> 01:29:33,794 GO MARCHING IN # # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER 2227 01:29:33,795 --> 01:29:38,130 # I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER # WHEN THE SAINTS 2228 01:29:38,132 --> 01:29:45,638 ALL RIGHT! [ DRUMS PLAY MARCHING BEAT ] 2229 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:58,051 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2230 01:29:58,053 --> 01:30:01,187 GO MARCHING IN # # OH, WHEN THOSE SAINTS 2231 01:30:01,189 --> 01:30:05,458 # OH, WHEN THOSE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN # 2232 01:30:05,460 --> 01:30:07,193 COME MARCHING IN # # THERE'S GONNA BE A...RIOT 2233 01:30:07,195 --> 01:30:10,697 # THERE'S GONNA BE A...RIOT # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS 2234 01:30:10,699 --> 01:30:11,797 # OH, WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN # 2235 01:30:11,799 --> 01:30:13,399 COME MARCHING IN # [ LAUGHS ] 2236 01:30:13,402 --> 01:30:14,634 [ LAUGHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 2237 01:30:14,636 --> 01:30:15,901 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ROCK THIS THING. 2238 01:30:15,903 --> 01:30:16,803 ROCK THIS THING. OH, YEAH! 2239 01:30:16,804 --> 01:30:19,472 OH, YEAH! # WHEN THE SAINTS 2240 01:30:19,474 --> 01:30:21,508 # WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN # 2241 01:30:21,510 --> 01:30:23,643 COME MARCHING IN # # WHEN THE SAINTS 2242 01:30:23,645 --> 01:30:25,945 # WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN # 2243 01:30:25,947 --> 01:30:28,949 GO MARCHING IN # # WHEN THE SAINTS 183850