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The things you need to know
about Charlene.
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Me and her have been thick as thieves
since we were nine.
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Since we met in third class.
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What to say about her?
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Charlene is loyal...
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And honest and a very good person.
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She's a kind of girl that,
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if you're friends with her,
she'll always have your back.
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Not just from when fights break out but
like with small things as well.
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I suppose what I'm trying to say is
that she's kind-hearted.
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As most of you's know already.
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Mary?
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- See ya.
- See ya, sweetheart.
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See ya, Mary.
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This train is serving
all stations to Drogheda,
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all stations to Drogheda.
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Fuck sake.
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Come on!
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About fuckin' time.
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We missed ya.
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Yeah, right.
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Ya know we did.
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What time is Charlene coming over?
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She said she's up to her eyes. She'll
see ya at the fitting in the morning.
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She hasn't seen me in six months.
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Be nice to her, Mary.
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She stood by ya this past while.
A lot of them didn't, all right?
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There's a picture of her dress on me phone.
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Who's the other bridesmaid?
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Leona.
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Like to see that fat cunt fit into a dress.
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She lost the weight.
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I'm sure she'll find it again.
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Mary!
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What, Mother?
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Just be nice, will ya?
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Come on.
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Hello and welcome
to a special episode of Crossfire,
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where four well known personalities
must avoid getting...
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All right?
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There's a load of Polish after
movin' in next door.
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Hi, this is Charlene.
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Leave a message.
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Hey, it's me.
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What's the story?
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Thought we were meant
to be going out tonight.
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If I have to spend my first night
of freedom in with me ma and nan,
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I'll actually poke me eyes out.
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So hurry up and get back to me.
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Bye!
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I was waitin' here for an hour last week.
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Fuck sake.
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Come on, let's take
it easy there, please.
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Maybe we should get a few cans,
head off somewhere else.
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What are you staring at, sweet cheeks?
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- Sorry, what?
- "Sorry, what"?
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I said, what are you staring at?
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Do you want your go or somethin'?
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I'll fuckin' slap the Day-Glo tits off her.
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Hound.
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All right and now we got the fuckin' rat.
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Mary, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step outside.
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I didn't do anything.
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- Don't even put your hands on me.
- Calm down.
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- I didn't do anything. What did I...
- Calm down.
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- Tell me what I did.
- You where hassling that girl.
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How could I hass...
She's the one staring at me out of it.
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- Pikin' me out of it.
- Will you just walk please?
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Oh, you's are fuckin' fools in here.
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You're after making a fuckin' show of me.
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I'll ask you to step outside.
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You know what, I'd advise yous all
to fuck off out of here.
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Run by cunts, absolute cunts.
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Don't mind her.
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All fuckin' knackers.
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Just go home, Mary.
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The things ya need to know
about Charlene.
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When me and her were in school,
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all the other girls
would have stayed away from us.
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This is cos they knew we were tough.
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And if they said anything smart
they were gonna get a slap.
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We didn't care though.
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Cos the only people we ever wanted
to hang out with was each other.
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Gorgeous.
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- Do you think the length is OK?
- Perfect for dancing...
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- Yeah?
- ...once you wear those shoes.
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- Are you definite on this?
- Mmm, I'm not sure.
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Well, there's actually a
bustle at the back
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- that you can hook up and...
- Alright,
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- Makes it easier for dancing.
- Great.
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- OK.
- Sorry, can I help you?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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Oh, careful.
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Em, this is Sally, the dressmaker.
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This is Mary, my maid of honour.
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- Hey, Mary.
- And you remember Leona, don't you?
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Yeah.
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- Will you lift that up there for me?
- Yeah.
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- That's perfect, Sally.
- OK.
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Isn't she gorgeous?
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What're you wearing?
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What are you wearing?
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What do you mean?
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It looks like a little tablecloth.
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Jesus, Mary.
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What?
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You smell of booze.
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Yeah, well, I thought we were meant
to go out last night.
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Yeah, sorry.
Just been a bit mad with all of this.
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Missed ya.
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Here, hold that.
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I got you this.
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- What's this for?
- You've to make a speech at the weddin',
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...and just with your accent.
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I've the same accent as you.
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What're you laughin' at?
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Nothin'.
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Nothin' is right.
Laugh at me again and watch what happens.
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Excuse me, do you realise
you're actually the maid of honour?
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It is your duty to the bride
to turn up for fittings on time
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and to organise everyone on the day
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and show up with a nice fella
that matches your dress.
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What's that mean?
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Mary.
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I wouldn't worry about her
turnin' up with a fella, Sally.
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Chance'll be a fine thing.
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Think I can get a fella quicker
than you, Leona.
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And how'd you work that one out'?
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I've been with the same chap
the past five years.
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Who?
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Seamus McCrory.
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- Who?
- He was the year behind us in school.
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The little midget who used to do football
in his underpants, him?
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That was fuckin' years ago, Mary.
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People don't forget, Leona.
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Yeah, well, at least I
have a fuckin' boyfriend.
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I wouldn't touch him with yours.
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You're not even getting a plus one.
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Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin.
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Jesus Christ! You think we could
focus on me for a while now?
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Come here, what was it like?
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Would have been nice to hear from you.
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Said you didn't want visitors.
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You could have wrote, like.
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You should have told me, like...
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Where the fuck is he?
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Just text him and tell him
we're goin' drinkin'.
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- No.
- Please?
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No!
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Why not?
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Cos the wedding is this day, three weeks,
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and I've fuckin' a hundred
and one things to be doin'.
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How come I didn't get a plus one?
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Cos the plates are like 60 quid.
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Everyone you know is gonna be there.
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What?
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Nothin'.
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Sap.
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- You're a sap.
- You're a sap.
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There he is now, look.
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Right, this is for you.
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Now, are you sure you're OK doin' all this?
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Cos I can get Leona to help if you want.
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Right, OK, cool?
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- Call you later, right?
- Yeah.
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So, basically,
if you punch in something wrong
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you just hit void and start again, OK?
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It's a piece of piss, really.
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Just ask Udel if you need
anything, all right?
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I'm on the same shift as you tomorrow.
So I'll see you then, yeah?
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OK.
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- Thanks.
- No bother.
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- Where are you from yourself'?
- Nigeria.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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- I have a wife.
- Oh.
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I knew the first night I met Declan,
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that he was the one for Charlene.
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He was a kind-hearted bloke.
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And a nice man.
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Plus, he bought the two of us loads
of drinks, so that was cool.
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Char was always the confident one
with fellas.
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Whereas with me,
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I never really bothered that much
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cos I think most fellas from Drogheda
are all dopes.
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No offence, to any of ya's
here tonight, though.
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It's shit around here now.
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Everything's changed.
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You're still selling gear?
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Nah...
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I'm working as a postman.
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Your da set that up?
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Yeah. Nice one, da.
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Do you wanna go on a date sometime?
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What?
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A date.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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We never did that.
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- So?
- Maybe we should.
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- For the laugh.
- What are you on about?
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I suppose.
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Any interest in goin' to a weddin', no?
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I'll see ya around, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Dates.
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No matter how great life is,
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it's always better when you have
someone special to share it with.
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Here at Cupid's Arrow,
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we provide a unique personal
introduction service
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that is designed to help you
meet someone special.
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So why not visit us today?
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- Yeah.
- Are you Jess?
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Yeah.
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I'm Charlene Duffy's maid of honour.
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I'm here to pay a deposit
for the weddin' video.
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Uh, any chance
you can come back in an hour?
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No.
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Hey. Um... Uh, come in.
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I actually thought this job was cancelled
when I never heard from her.
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Here, em.
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Where am I, again?
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Bewley Mews
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Uh, what's the... What's the date again?
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28th of March.
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Oh, shit.
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- What? - I actually can't do it.
I have a gig that night.
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What?
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I have a gig with my band.
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Well, can you not cancel that?
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No.
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Why not?
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Because I don't want to.
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It's fine. I have a number
here I can give you.
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No, she wanted you.
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I'm sure Charlene will get over it.
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No, she really won't.
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What do you want me to do?
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Fine.
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I will cancel my gig for you.
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Thanks.
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Bridezilla, huh?
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Mind your own business.
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What's, eh...
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What's her name, again?
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Jess.
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OK, you owe me.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Seriously, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on.
Do you want my digits?
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- Uh...
- He forgot your name a minute ago.
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah, you did.
You just asked me what her name was.
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Uh, it's fine.
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- I didn't want his number anyway.
- Bye.
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Well played.
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I have me moments.
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00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,292
- The deposit.
- Oh, thank you.
262
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,332
So I guess I'll see you on the 28th, then.
263
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,752
Yeah.
264
00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:36,998
- You're a good egg.
- You, too.
265
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,624
Door opening.
266
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,433
"You're a good egg"?
267
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,582
Fuckin' asshole.
268
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,872
Door closing.
269
00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:00,050
Order for McArdle.
270
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:01,792
Um, just a minute.
271
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,169
Thanks.
272
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,497
There's Mary.
273
00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:32,333
- Hey.
- Hey.
274
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:33,924
- Hey, Mary.
- Hi.
275
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,164
Do you wanna join us?
It's Leona's birthday.
276
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,376
- No.
- All right
277
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:41,614
Happy birthday.
278
00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:44,064
So I just came to say that I met a fella.
279
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,624
So I might need that plus one after all.
280
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,041
Oh!
281
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,041
What do you mean "Oh"?
I'm not a fuckin' leper, Charlene.
282
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,353
I know. Stop cursin' at me.
283
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,795
Sorry.
284
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,155
So, who is he?
285
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,967
- You don't know him.
- Yeah, well, what's his name?
286
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,061
John.
287
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,446
"John" what?
288
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:08,635
Carter.
289
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,783
From Mars?
290
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,624
What?
291
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,234
The film.
292
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,383
So, can he come or not?
293
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,568
Yeah. Course.
294
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,521
Thank you.
295
00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:28,408
You're welcome.
296
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,167
See you's.
297
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,222
- See you, Mary.
- See you, Mary.
298
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,608
John Carter? Seriously?
299
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,976
She's fine.
300
00:19:50,1000 --> 00:19:52,550
Hey, it's me.
301
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,999
- Hiya.
- So, listen.
302
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,249
I was thinking it could be good for us
to meet John Carter before the weddin'.
303
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:58,500
Who?
304
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,518
Your boyfriend.
305
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,957
Oh, yeah.
306
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,791
So why don't the two of you's come over
for a beer or somethin' on Saturday?
307
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,492
You can see the new house as well.
308
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,382
- He's workin'.
- Oh?
309
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,000
What's he do?
310
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,333
Works in a bar.
311
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,292
Where?
312
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,874
- McPhails?
- Mary, the barmen in there are really hot.
313
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,278
Which one is he?
314
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,390
The tall one with short hair.
315
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,104
The one with all the tatts?
316
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,804
No. No tatts.
317
00:20:28,146 --> 00:20:29,644
Look, you probably don't know him.
318
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,230
He keeps to himself.
319
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,615
Anyway, he's workin' Saturday.
320
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,167
Shit.
321
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,000
I could still come over.
322
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,930
Ah no. You're all right.
323
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,810
Come here, em...
He's not weird or anything, is he?
324
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,144
- What?
- You know what I mean.
325
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,372
No, he's not weird.
326
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,749
Cool.
327
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,249
It'd be good to meet him anyway.
328
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,044
Maybe next week?
329
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,785
Yeah. I'll say it to him.
330
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,600
Thanks, babes.
331
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,077
The things you need to know
about Charlene.
332
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,973
What kind of man you want?
333
00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:39,596
One that's free to go to a weddin'
on the 28th of March.
334
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,641
- That's it?
- Yeah.
335
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:49,084
But what kind of men do you like?
I mean, Polish, Irish, what?
336
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,541
- Any.
- Look, in the agency
337
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:56,376
we have older men for older women, yeah?
338
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,105
But I'll find you a nice boy, OK? Stand up.
339
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,790
Photo.
340
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,017
Now, ready? Smile.
341
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:13,963
Mmm? A bit more.
342
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,168
A bit more.
343
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,534
Ta-da!
344
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,141
I'm giving you
the famous J-Lo glow.
345
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,102
It's excitin', isn't it?
346
00:22:27,169 --> 00:22:28,405
No.
347
00:22:33,095 --> 00:22:34,429
Any advice?
348
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,332
You're askin' her for advice?
349
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,416
Yes, Mam. She's asking me for advice.
350
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:42,332
I'm a woman. I've been taken out by men.
351
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,638
A fuckin' sniper wouldn't take you out.
352
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,198
I don't remember
gettin' any pearls of wisdom off you.
353
00:22:53,682 --> 00:22:55,400
You're done.
354
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,761
- How do I look?
- Like a whore.
355
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,825
I believe you're lookin' to find someone
to go to a wedding?
356
00:23:20,072 --> 00:23:23,400
Me and Char have known
our fair share of hard times.
357
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,028
When Char's gran died, I was there for her.
358
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,271
When stuff was goin' on for me,
359
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,586
she was always there for me, too.
360
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:36,786
As they say, “Hard times will always
reveal true friendship.“
361
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,774
And ours is very true.
362
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,832
Ours is the most true.
363
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,436
Ours is...
364
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,883
Hi, this is Charlene.
365
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,291
Leave a message.
366
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:52,892
Hey, it's me.
367
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,332
So I was readin' this really interesting
thing in the paper earlier.
368
00:23:56,333 --> 00:24:00,207
It said that the best night ever
to go out with Mary is a Tuesday night?
369
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,865
So...
370
00:24:03,158 --> 00:24:04,738
Call me back.
371
00:24:06,601 --> 00:24:09,075
So, do you do
anything like that yourself?
372
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:14,556
- What?
- Like sport or drama?
373
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,225
No.
374
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,237
Any interests at all?
375
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,428
No.
376
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:50,282
This is the first one of these where
I've actually had a good feelin'.
377
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:53,911
You just seem to be really sound
378
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,333
and funny.
379
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:57,222
And you're proper hot.
380
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,808
The fact that you need someone
to bring to your friend's weddin'
381
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,677
and I need someone
to bring to my brother's weddin'...
382
00:25:04,443 --> 00:25:06,070
...it could be perfect.
383
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,427
Oh, fuck me.
384
00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:17,991
You're my boyfriend, your name is John.
385
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:22,957
I've got this.
386
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,332
Hello!
387
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,374
Hi, what are you doin' here?
388
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,999
Oh, I was passing on me way from work.
389
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,744
And who do we have here?
390
00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:33,041
Charlene, this is John Carter,
the chap I was tellin' you about.
391
00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:35,570
John, this is Charlene.
392
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,630
I believe I'm comin' to your weddin'.
393
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,624
Wow. He's cute.
394
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,957
Thanks.
395
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,204
Well, it was good to see ya, Char.
396
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,957
He's fuckin' gorgeous, Mary.
397
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,041
Yep.
398
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,255
Can I ask you somethin'?
399
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:06,405
This is gonna seem really weird
cos I just met you but...
400
00:26:07,854 --> 00:26:10,269
would you like to be a groomsman?
401
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:14,207
It's just Declan, me fella, he doesn't
really have any good-lookin' friends,
402
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:19,374
and it'd be deadly to have at least one
good-lookin' chap in the photographs.
403
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,519
Er... Sure.
404
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,604
You did well, hun.
405
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,885
I sure did.
406
00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:34,264
By the way, the hen's is on Friday.
The theme is Mamma Mia!
407
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,707
What's that mean?
408
00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:38,457
Ya come dressed as a
character from the film.
409
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,541
What, like Meryl Streep?
410
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,747
No. Leona got Meryl Streep.
411
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,551
We put all the names in a hat
And you got Stellan Skarsgård.
412
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,443
OK? See ya Friday.
413
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,624
Looks like you're coming to a weddin'.
414
00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,094
Bring it on, chicken.
415
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,465
You're gonna have to dial down the camp.
416
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,582
Er, I'm not camp.
417
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,689
Eh, yeah, ya are.
418
00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:14,624
What?
419
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,624
I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go to
your brother's weddin'.
420
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,690
Aw, fuck off!
421
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:37,138
The things you need
to know about Charlene.
422
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:41,106
Me and her share the
best memories together.
423
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,982
Like the weekends.
424
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,910
When the two of us would go clubbin'.
425
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,858
This is when we'd really
get to let our hair down.
426
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:56,082
Nights that felt like they
went on forever and ever.
427
00:27:56,083 --> 00:28:00,634
Like me and her were the only
two people left in the world.
428
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,367
- Hey.
- I might head on.
429
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:08,832
OK, then.
430
00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:13,249
Oh, you text me John Carter's
number in the morning?
431
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:16,407
- Who?
- Your boyfriend.
432
00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:17,499
Oh.
433
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,874
- What?
- Nothin'. I was just...
434
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,375
...thinkin' of breakin' up with him.
435
00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,499
Jesus, Mary, do you not recognise
a good thing when it lands in your lap?
436
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,791
Ya don't even know him.
He could be a fuckin' dick.
437
00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:29,143
Yeah, well, he's not.
438
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,336
Oh, would you check your email cos
I sent ya your speech.
439
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,433
I thought I was supposed to write it.
440
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,136
Well, I did it for ya.
441
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,123
Right?
442
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:09,981
Nice outfit.
443
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:14,984
- Weddin' video.
- Wedding video.
444
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,124
How's it goin'?
445
00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,462
Good. So what are you up to?
446
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:23,207
Nothin'.
447
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:25,171
Are you here with mates?
448
00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:26,725
Yeah.
449
00:30:31,023 --> 00:30:33,009
Sorry, I just have to...
450
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,375
Hello?
451
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,464
Fuck off.
452
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:01,004
There's a queue out here!
453
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,041
- Are you the one doin' all the bangin'?
- There's people waiting...
454
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:07,602
- So what'?
- So, like, will you hurry fuckin' up?
455
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,753
Say that again.
456
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:12,544
Move!
457
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:37,526
You're after breaking
a glass in me fuckin' hand!
458
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:41,473
Ya See that? Fuckin' lawsuit.
459
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:54,014
You all right?
460
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,582
Did ya enjoy the show?
461
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,375
What show?
462
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,089
You do realise you're bleeding?
463
00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:37,473
You didn't have to come with me.
464
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:39,353
I know.
465
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,226
Good night?
466
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,211
Hardly.
467
00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,746
You?
468
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,016
It was OK.
469
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:57,064
Actually it was kinda shit.
470
00:32:57,125 --> 00:33:01,541
I spent most of the night hiding from this
psycho I went on a date with a while back.
471
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,886
- Hate that.
- Yeah.
472
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,499
I've been on a few dates meself lately.
473
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,910
Oh. yeah?
474
00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:13,869
- Lotta psychos.
- Yeah?
475
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,573
Big time.
476
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:27,124
I went on one there the other night
with this fella that used to be a priest.
477
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:31,249
Never been with a woman before in his life.
He was like 34.
478
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,500
And what happened?
479
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,516
I left after the starter.
480
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:37,874
You didn't really give
him much of a chance.
481
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,249
He was a priest.
482
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:42,304
Well, you've obviously got high standards.
483
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:44,133
That's what me ma says.
484
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:47,077
But I think that's just cos
she has no standards.
485
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:48,676
When it comes to men.
486
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,507
Your dad not around?
487
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,510
Nah. He left when I was a kid.
488
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:57,148
My dad died last year.
489
00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,801
Sorry.
490
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:07,304
My mam just started dating again.
She's got like three guys on the go.
491
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:10,584
You should give her a call.
She might give you some tips.
492
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:11,959
Yeah, maybe I will.
493
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,817
Mary McArdle?
494
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,082
- Thanks for...
- No worries.
495
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,166
I can wait if you like.
496
00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,457
Oh, no, you're all right.
497
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,940
See ya around. Yeah?
498
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:57,047
- All right?
- Yeah.
499
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,217
What happened to your hand?
500
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,089
Nothin'.
501
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:08,229
It's grand.
502
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:15,162
Did you see there's speed datin' in the
Westcourt on Friday night?
503
00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,831
The two of us could go together.
504
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,533
Dream on.
505
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:32,291
Your man Ollie that, drives the taxi for
Caffreys, dropped me home.
506
00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:34,553
Asked me out on a date.
507
00:35:37,338 --> 00:35:38,583
He's my age.
508
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,074
I know!
509
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,447
So what? I like him.
510
00:35:42,757 --> 00:35:44,277
You would.
511
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,925
You want advice, Mary?
512
00:35:57,542 --> 00:36:02,604
Get off your high horse
or you'll end up a very lonely girl.
513
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:09,466
And that one's for free.
514
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:26,667
Fuck off!
515
00:36:35,356 --> 00:36:37,141
What can I get ya?
516
00:37:11,853 --> 00:37:13,426
All right?
517
00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:41,327
Jess!
518
00:37:42,189 --> 00:37:44,265
- Hey.
- Hey!
519
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:51,582
I saw you from the bus so I, like,
I ran from, like, all the way back there...
520
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:55,072
- No way!
- Yeah, past the lights.
521
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,915
Right. I'll let you go.
522
00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:02,697
Oh, which way are you walkin'?
523
00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,779
Erm...
524
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,197
Well, that way, I suppose.
525
00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:10,802
Do you wanna walk with me?
526
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:14,025
Sure.
527
00:38:19,851 --> 00:38:22,245
So how's the datin' goin'?
528
00:38:23,216 --> 00:38:26,728
- Shit.
- Oh, why bother?
529
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:30,244
- Because.
- Cos why?
530
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,764
I need to find a plus one for that weddin'.
531
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:41,332
So, you're going on all these dates
532
00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:44,470
with strangers to find someone
to bring to a wedding?
533
00:38:44,975 --> 00:38:46,057
Yeah.
534
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:48,530
Not cos you want to meet someone?
535
00:38:49,423 --> 00:38:50,704
No.
536
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,968
At least you're gettin' laid.
537
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,215
What?
538
00:38:58,417 --> 00:39:00,707
Well, I'm not sleepin' with any of them.
539
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,791
Oh, OK That's cool.
540
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:05,333
Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed
at the drop of a hat.
541
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,625
Good to know.
542
00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,781
Do you wanna do somethin'?
543
00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,707
Oh, no, it's cool if you're busy.
544
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:16,416
No. It's just I've got band practise.
545
00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:17,667
Oh.
546
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,277
All right.
547
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,166
I would, um,
548
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,916
only we've got a gig at the weekend, so...
549
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:25,874
- Well, that's cool.
- I kinda have to be there.
550
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,125
OK.
551
00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:30,291
All right, well, I'm off up this way.
552
00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,955
OK.
553
00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:35,252
- It was good to see ya.
- Yeah, you, too.
554
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,497
Hey!
555
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,007
What are you doin' tomorrow?
556
00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:45,504
Nothin'. Why?
557
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,916
Does it matter that I don't
know any of these people?
558
00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:55,332
- No. Neither do I.
- Yeah, well, you're workin'.
559
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,541
So what? You're my assistant.
560
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,707
Anyway, just focus on the blokes.
561
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,166
We're finding you a man tonight.
562
00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:04,623
Or at the very least getting you laid
by a culchie.
563
00:40:15,918 --> 00:40:18,026
Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you.
564
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,457
OK, can I get
everybody looking in here?
565
00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:24,708
That's great.
566
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:27,207
So, what I think I'm gonna do is
567
00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:28,999
just step the girls out
for, like, two seconds
568
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,152
and get some photos of the guys.
569
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,959
Yeah?
570
00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,749
Yeah, just move down
a couple of steps.
571
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,000
That's perfect.
572
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,041
Smile.
573
00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:40,853
Awesome.
574
00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:44,149
So, uh, have all of you got girlfriends?
575
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,551
Hands up if you're single.
576
00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:51,953
You? Cool.
577
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:54,464
Charlene's wedding speech,
take one, action!
578
00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:56,384
All day I've been looking at ya,
579
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,832
and thinkin' how long
we've known each other
580
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,894
and how much you mean to me.
581
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:06,999
It seems like only yesterday we were walkin'
to school and makin' each other laugh.
582
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,582
Two things...
583
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:10,207
We never went to school.
584
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:14,166
Like ever. We were either
suspended or we mitched.
585
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:17,457
And secondly the young one never laughs.
586
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,207
Like, I mean, ever.
587
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,574
It gets better.
588
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:23,249
You're the smartest person I know.
589
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,481
- Ugh.
- You're gorgeous looking...
590
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,989
The face of an actual cunt.
591
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:31,249
You are the most generous
person in the world.
592
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,255
She actually wrote this about herself?
593
00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:36,632
Yeah, the girl is bat-shit crazy.
594
00:42:36,1000 --> 00:42:38,250
Hello?
595
00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:41,916
It's Charlene, she says your
accent needs work.
596
00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,167
Mmm.
597
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,758
No, no, it wasn't us.
598
00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:48,334
Ask them for more drink.
599
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:52,589
Wait, sorry. Uh, could we get some drink?
600
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,206
He hung up.
601
00:42:56,954 --> 00:42:58,678
Fuck it!
602
00:43:00,417 --> 00:43:01,999
You're a shit matchmaker.
603
00:43:01,1000 --> 00:43:04,560
It's your fault for bein' so picky.
604
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,067
Why weren't we iookin' for a fella for you?
605
00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:09,120
I don't want one.
606
00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:13,832
Why, have you been with loads?
607
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,294
What the fuck are you trying to say?
608
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,166
Sorry.
609
00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:19,796
I'm only messin'.
610
00:43:22,596 --> 00:43:23,865
So have ya?
611
00:43:24,042 --> 00:43:26,1000
Oh, my God, you really want to know?
612
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,070
You mean sex?
613
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:34,082
Oh, I dunno.
I don't have a number or anything.
614
00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,793
- Why, do you?
- No.
615
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,935
You do! Tell me.
616
00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:41,541
- No.
- Tell me.
617
00:43:41,591 --> 00:43:43,092
No.
618
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,479
I don't think I'm very good at it.
619
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:51,917
Sex?
620
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:58,208
No. Like meetin' people. Datin'. All that.
621
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,941
Me neither.
622
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:02,747
Fuck off.
623
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,977
No, I'm serious.
624
00:44:05,513 --> 00:44:06,946
Yeah?
625
00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:10,519
I've always been a bit of a loner.
626
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,501
That's cool.
627
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:16,793
Is it'? I don't know.
628
00:44:17,1000 --> 00:44:20,801
Yeah, like, whatever
makes ya happy and that.
629
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,541
I wouldn't say it makes me happy.
630
00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:24,671
It's just the way it is.
631
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,285
Sure, most people think I'm off me rocker.
632
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,749
- Do they?
- Big time.
633
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,126
Why?
634
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,624
Just cos.
635
00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:38,057
Cos why?
636
00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:42,256
I dunno.
637
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,797
I used to do a lot of stupid shit.
638
00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:48,474
Like what?
639
00:44:48,691 --> 00:44:50,241
Fightin'.
640
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,468
What, like proper fightin'?
641
00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:59,558
I hurt a girl in a nightclub a while ago.
I got in a lot of trouble for it.
642
00:45:00,417 --> 00:45:03,008
Was in The Joy for six months.
643
00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:05,857
You were in jail?
644
00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,665
Fuck off!
645
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,980
Whoa.
646
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,531
Are ya freaked out that I told ya that?
647
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,421
No.
648
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,458
What are ya thinkin'?
649
00:45:38,292 --> 00:45:41,032
Just doesn't seem like you or somethin'.
650
00:45:44,316 --> 00:45:46,477
You don't know me.
651
00:47:34,447 --> 00:47:37,705
Oh, my God.
652
00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:41,037
You OK?
653
00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:50,541
Yeah. I dunno why...
654
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:56,475
I really like you.
655
00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:54,222
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
656
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:04,077
- See you, Jess. Take care.
- See you later.
657
00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:16,745
You freakin' out?
658
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,138
No.
659
00:49:21,367 --> 00:49:23,084
Are You?
660
00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:30,270
Look, it doesn't have to mean anything.
661
00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:35,356
Unless...
662
00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:43,608
OK, I'm gonna go now
because I'm dyin' of embarrassment.
663
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,752
I'm playin' in McPhails tomorrow night,
664
00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:53,309
just if you're knockin' about...
If you want to...
665
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,466
OK.
666
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,971
OK.
667
00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:06,484
Thanks.
668
00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:16,707
♪ What's the story, Drogheda?
669
00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:19,666
♪ I feel like I don't belong
Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong
670
00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,999
♪ My head is gone
Tell me what the fuck is wrong
671
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,082
♪ It's bleak when the highlight of your
week is mitching school on a Monday
672
00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:28,624
♪ To stuff your face in Subway
Foot-long, yeah, baby
673
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:32,374
♪ It's boring, but better than smoking
a bong with some radgy-looking mong
674
00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:35,582
♪ Oh, by the way, my name is Julie
Yours truly
675
00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:39,239
♪ I'm a bad bitch, not really ♪
676
00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:51,474
Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message.
677
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:55,624
Hey, what does it mean when you've been
with a fella and he says
678
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:57,588
it doesn't have to mean anything?
679
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,828
And then he says, "Do you want to meet up?"
680
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,920
What does that mean? Does that mean
681
00:51:02,273 --> 00:51:04,499
he's into it or not?
682
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,664
Call me back.
683
00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:14,281
♪ Oh, God
684
00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,090
♪ Get me out of this town
685
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,218
♪ Oh, God
686
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,977
♪ Get me out of this town
687
00:51:31,833 --> 00:51:34,166
♪ I can't wait
688
00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:37,995
♪ Till the factory shuts down
689
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,041
♪ I can't wait
690
00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:47,630
♪ Till the dock lands drown
691
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,225
♪ Oh, God
692
00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:58,237
♪ Get me out of this place
693
00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:04,782
♪ Oh, God
694
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:08,353
♪ Get me out of this place
695
00:52:12,167 --> 00:52:17,957
♪ I don't care if I never see
another familiar face ♪
696
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:29,249
♪ You waze me up
697
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:34,374
♪ so I can stand on mountains.
698
00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:37,416
♪ You waze me up
699
00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:39,957
♪ to walk on stormy... ♪
700
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,622
You can stop there, Rita.
701
00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:47,777
Rita, love, it's "raise me up". Raise.
702
00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:49,542
Waze.
703
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,124
- Jesus Christ.
- She's your cousin, Charlene.
704
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:56,375
Come on!
705
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,798
Who's she?
706
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,622
The young one doin' the weddin' video.
707
00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:09,124
She looks like a weirdo.
708
00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:12,800
I know. Total freak.
709
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,043
Why does she keep staring over here?
710
00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:23,332
Maybe she's checking you out.
711
00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:30,419
Oh, my God! She is totally checking me out.
712
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:32,207
Jesus Christ!
Can nothin' go right?
713
00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:33,899
Charlene!
714
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:40,661
All right Rita. Let's try this
again and it's "raise".
715
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,083
Waze.
716
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:43,784
I need to talk to you.
717
00:53:43,792 --> 00:53:46,293
Oh. Well, I need to talk to you, too.
718
00:53:48,042 --> 00:53:50,416
Right. You go first.
719
00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:53,104
OK. Erm...
720
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,207
- You go first
- OK.
721
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,730
This might be hard to hear,
so I'll just say it.
722
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,374
Me and Leona were in
Fusion on Saturday night
723
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:06,923
and we saw John Carter
getting off with a man.
724
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,707
You went clubbin' with Leona?
725
00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:10,874
Yeah.
726
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:13,166
I have been asking you to go out
with me for weeks.
727
00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:15,791
Mary! I think you're
missin' the point here.
728
00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:17,199
Yeah, we broke up.
729
00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:18,916
And when were you gonna tell me?
730
00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:21,067
Well, when do I see you, Charlene?
731
00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:23,707
All right look. Don't panic.
I'm not gonna say it to anyone.
732
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,999
We'll just find you someone else
to bring as a plus one.
733
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,214
Maybe one of Declan's friends.
Some of them are really weird.
734
00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:31,556
OK?
735
00:54:35,792 --> 00:54:37,351
Mary?
736
00:54:39,917 --> 00:54:41,457
What was that about?
737
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,706
I dunno, she just stormed off.
738
00:54:44,107 --> 00:54:45,570
Hi.
739
00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:48,370
Do you wanna go on a date sometime?
740
00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:53,721
Um... OK.
741
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,865
- Cool.
- Cool.
742
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,792
What the fuck is she doing?
743
00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,197
OK.
744
00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:14,475
I just wanted to do that, so...
745
00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:20,898
Erm, I better go. I'll call ya later.
746
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,607
Bye.
747
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:34,423
When did this happen?
748
00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,295
Couple of nights ago.
749
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,679
Was helping her out at a weddin'.
750
00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:40,430
And what?
751
00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:42,291
We were drinkin',
752
00:55:42,292 --> 00:55:44,229
one thing led to another.
753
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,476
So you're into girls now?
754
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,919
Maybe.
755
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:54,255
You're makin' a show of yourself, Mary.
756
00:55:56,250 --> 00:55:58,422
Well, what's new, Charlene?
757
00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:04,558
Try on that dress, will ya?
758
00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:14,244
So I was thinkin'.
759
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,737
Since you're gonna be at the weddin',
760
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,957
and I'm gonna be at the weddin',
why don't we both go together?
761
00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,422
I thought you wanted to bring a hot bloke.
762
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,359
Not any more.
763
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,412
OK.
764
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:34,310
Cool.
765
00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:45,305
What?
766
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,722
Nothin', just...
767
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:51,286
Suddenly you seem very cool about all this.
768
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:55,541
It's a big change from when
we were on the bus a while back
769
00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:58,957
and you avoided looking at me for the
whole three-hour drive, actually.
770
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,624
I didn't refuse to look at ya.
771
00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:03,916
I seem to remember you looking
out the window a lot.
772
00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:06,301
OK, maybe I did a bit.
773
00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:11,900
Then you kissed me
in front of all your mates.
774
00:57:14,237 --> 00:57:15,855
Fuck it.
775
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,207
Did they say anything about it?
776
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:22,249
Actually, Charlene had
a lot to say about it.
777
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:24,999
Apparently I'm making a show of meself.
778
00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:28,957
Fuck her.
779
00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,008
She's probably just worried about you.
780
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,666
Charlene does not give a fuck about me,
781
00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:38,080
she's just worried that
I'll ruin her precious weddin'.
782
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,511
Is that why you're asking me to go?
783
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,082
What?
784
00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:45,209
To piss her off?
785
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,871
No.
786
00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:56,106
I don't care what Charlene thinks.
787
00:57:57,292 --> 00:57:59,906
Mary, you're obsessed with what she thinks.
788
00:58:01,274 --> 00:58:04,228
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
789
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,798
I don't want to be used.
790
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,158
What the fuck does that mean?
791
00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:19,723
Whoa, don't curse at me.
792
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,668
I just don't want you usin' me
to get even with Charlene.
793
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:32,207
I'm not.
794
00:58:36,899 --> 00:58:38,571
OK.
795
00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:50,222
Will I get us some drinks?
796
00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:42,330
Hello, this is Mary...
797
01:00:07,382 --> 01:00:13,085
You have new voicemail.
To listen to your messages, press 1.
798
01:00:16,042 --> 01:00:19,255
Hey. Um,
799
01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:23,789
I don't really know what
happened last night and
800
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:27,313
to be honest I'm not sure I care any more.
801
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,999
I guess I don't really know
what's going on with you
802
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,425
and you don't seem to want to tell me.
803
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:37,574
And running away like that is
804
01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:41,105
fucking ridiculous.
805
01:00:42,176 --> 01:00:43,849
That's what children do
806
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,298
and I'm not a child.
807
01:00:48,481 --> 01:00:51,685
Look, I think we should
just call it quits on this.
808
01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,607
I hope everything goes well for you, Mary,
809
01:00:54,841 --> 01:00:57,391
and that you figure it all out.
810
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:04,541
And there's no need to call me back,
I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't.
811
01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:08,054
OK. Bye.
812
01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:16,286
- Hey.
- All right?
813
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:19,119
What are you doing here?
814
01:01:20,999 --> 01:01:23,106
Came to see you.
815
01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:34,378
So, what's the story with your girlfriend?
816
01:01:35,631 --> 01:01:36,881
What?
817
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,285
She cancelled on me this morning.
818
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:42,150
I don't know.
819
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:45,079
And she's not my girlfriend.
820
01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,969
So what, you're not a lesbian now?
821
01:01:56,357 --> 01:01:58,328
Are you all right?
822
01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:02,836
Here.
823
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,586
What's this?
824
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:07,370
The speech. I wrote it.
825
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,640
I did the speech for you.
826
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,880
Well, it's supposed to come from me.
827
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,374
Mary, like, I...
828
01:02:14,399 --> 01:02:16,109
Fine. It doesn't matter.
829
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,079
Gimme it.
830
01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:30,498
"The things you need to know
about Charlene.
831
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:46,106
"Her first crush was on Mr. Duffy,
our geography teacher in fifth class.
832
01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:51,428
"Her first kiss was on the bus on the
way home from a Boyzone concert.
833
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,999
"Her eyes are a mixture of green and brown
834
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,060
"and not hazel as most people think.
835
01:02:57,458 --> 01:03:01,007
"She loves brown sauce
and eats it on everything.
836
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:05,491
"She can never remember how a joke ends.
837
01:03:05,817 --> 01:03:08,599
"When she's sick she
always watches the film
838
01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:12,148
"Ella Enchanted and eats
packets of Monster Munch.
839
01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:17,967
"When she walks into a room, people always
notice her and want to be around her.
840
01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:22,304
"This is because of her warmth and
her good sense of humour.
841
01:03:23,307 --> 01:03:26,650
"She loves Declan more than
anything else in the world,
842
01:03:26,956 --> 01:03:29,401
"even brown sauce.
843
01:03:29,781 --> 01:03:33,656
"And she is the best friend
that anyone could ever ask for."
844
01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:39,598
It's lovely.
845
01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:46,629
You're me best mate and
I wanted it to come from me.
846
01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:50,199
Thanks.
847
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,303
Do you wanna go for a pint?
848
01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,290
I'm gettin' married tomorrow.
849
01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:03,541
Yeah, but is that not tradition,
that the maid of honour take
850
01:04:03,542 --> 01:04:06,353
the bride out the night before the big day?
851
01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:08,746
- No.
- For one?
852
01:04:09,042 --> 01:04:10,593
No!
853
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,599
All right.
854
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,847
I'll see ya at the church, then.
855
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,251
Yeah.
856
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:29,465
Why do you never want to see me any more?
857
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:31,166
What are you on about?
858
01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:33,166
Why do you never want to see me?
859
01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:34,999
Mary, how many times
do we have to talk about this?
860
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,707
- Fine! Fuck sake.
- Stop cursin' at me, Mary!
861
01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:40,207
Then stop actin' like
a stuck-up bitch, Charlene!
862
01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:41,332
I don't have time for this.
863
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:42,416
Oh, of course ya don't,
864
01:04:42,417 --> 01:04:45,666
cos when do you have time
for anyone other than yourself?
865
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:48,695
- Excuse me?
- You've fuckin' changed.
866
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:55,897
Oi!
867
01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:02,457
Do you have any idea the
shit you've put us through?
868
01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:04,947
Me. Your ma. All of us.
869
01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:07,518
After what you did.
870
01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:09,740
Ya haven't a clue, have ya?
871
01:05:09,917 --> 01:05:11,749
And then you show up on me doorstep
872
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:14,416
the day before me weddin'
and call me a shit friend
873
01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,568
cos I won't go drinkin' with ya.
874
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,530
I mean, are you for fuckin' real?
875
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:25,784
And you know what, Mary?
You're right. I have changed.
876
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,041
Everyone has, except you.
877
01:05:28,042 --> 01:05:31,554
You're still a mess.
878
01:05:34,822 --> 01:05:37,751
Who the fuck wants to be around that?
879
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,374
Hey, it's me.
880
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:07,041
- How many do you want?
- Six.
881
01:06:07,042 --> 01:06:09,085
We're goin' out.
882
01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:15,458
So, where's your boyfriend at?
883
01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:18,714
Are you all selective cos
you got a pony tail?
884
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:20,791
What's your name, delicate?
885
01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:22,999
- I dunno.
- Yvonne!
886
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,332
- Yvonne?
- Oh, that's a French ass name, Yvonne.
887
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,957
My little French croissant.
888
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,204
You are mad.
889
01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:32,041
All right.
890
01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:34,721
I'm only joking, I'm sorry, like.
891
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,124
Let's do somethin? Come on!
892
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:46,220
Where we goin'?
893
01:06:46,772 --> 01:06:48,246
Out.
894
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,241
Fuck.
895
01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,791
Don't! Don't!
896
01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:55,174
- Ya fuckin' animal!
- Call the guards.
897
01:08:01,292 --> 01:08:04,020
You're fucking buck mad you are.
898
01:08:05,473 --> 01:08:07,534
D'you hear me?
899
01:08:13,167 --> 01:08:15,250
Come on!
900
01:08:21,375 --> 01:08:25,332
Assault, anti-social
behaviour, assault again.
901
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:27,207
If she ends up in front
of a prick of a judge...
902
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:29,999
- It's not good.
- No, it's not good.
903
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,461
You can take her home now.
904
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:33,137
Thanks, Guard.
905
01:08:35,031 --> 01:08:36,540
Come on.
906
01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:55,317
Is it my fault?
907
01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,947
Is what your fault?
908
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,221
I dunno. That you're having problems again.
909
01:09:07,531 --> 01:09:09,622
How is it your fault?
910
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,404
Did ya get someone to go with ya tomorrow?
911
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:27,124
Sure, so what?
You go down there and hold your head up.
912
01:09:27,181 --> 01:09:30,047
You're as good as any of them girls.
913
01:09:43,799 --> 01:09:46,301
Shh. It's OK.
914
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,332
OK. Fix me.
915
01:10:44,102 --> 01:10:47,333
- I'm surprised you'd the nerve to show up.
- Leona.
916
01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:50,442
Leave her alone.
917
01:10:59,442 --> 01:11:01,404
Thanks.
918
01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:08,524
You look...
919
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,082
- Are we ready?
- Yep, we're ready.
920
01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:22,249
In the name of the Father,
and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
921
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,841
amen.
922
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:33,106
Father,
Son and the Holy Spirit, amen.
923
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,732
You may kiss the bride.
924
01:11:47,438 --> 01:11:50,107
- Ah, yes. Thank you.
- Thank you.
925
01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:53,110
- It's just over the far right.
- Thank you.
926
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,634
- Hi.
- Hiya.
927
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:02,387
- Hey.
- Hi.
928
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,707
I'm so proud of ya.
929
01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:08,499
Thanks.
930
01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:12,283
I think it's better if you didn't read
out that speech you wrote.
931
01:12:13,142 --> 01:12:15,307
I think it's lovely and it's really funny.
932
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:19,656
I just... Mary, it's just not appropriate.
933
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,041
- What do you want me to say?
- It's OK.
934
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,652
Leona has got it covered.
You can just sit back and enjoy your night.
935
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,447
You've done loads already.
936
01:12:32,621 --> 01:12:34,285
OK.
937
01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:43,624
"All day I've been looking
at you, at me friend,
938
01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:47,332
"and thinking about how long we've known
each other, and how much you mean to me.
939
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:51,374
"It feels like only yesterday we were walking
to school and making each other laugh.
940
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,749
- "And now, look where we are."
- Aww.
941
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:57,249
"You're the smartest person I know,
you're gorgeous looking.
942
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,874
"And you're the most generous person
in the whole world."
943
01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:03,445
You are, Char.
944
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,707
OK, folks. So, we're gonna pass it over to
the father of the bride now,
945
01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:10,749
so round of applause for him.
946
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:30,552
Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message.
947
01:13:31,614 --> 01:13:35,074
Hiya, Jess. It's Mary.
948
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,999
I know you don't want me to call, but...
949
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,551
I'm locked. So...
950
01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:48,005
Actually, I'm not locked.
951
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:53,156
I haven't had a drink all day
so I dunno why I said that.
952
01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:06,308
I just wanted to say sorry for everything
that happened.
953
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,648
I don't know what's wrong with me.
954
01:14:18,404 --> 01:14:22,060
I keep hurting people and I don't know why.
955
01:14:28,966 --> 01:14:32,672
I think you were right
about me and Charlene.
956
01:14:34,749 --> 01:14:38,499
You're probably right
about a lot of things.
957
01:14:43,406 --> 01:14:45,511
I miss you.
958
01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:41,759
Me and her were the best.
959
01:16:42,457 --> 01:16:44,673
The most beautiful.
960
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,198
Me and her.
961
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:51,501
Me and her.
962
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,472
Me and her.
963
01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:01,921
Hey!
964
01:17:04,226 --> 01:17:05,976
Are you going?
965
01:17:06,461 --> 01:17:08,174
Yeah.
966
01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:11,949
All right, well... Thanks for everything.
967
01:17:12,589 --> 01:17:14,451
You're welcome.
968
01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:18,374
I'm fuckin' married, Mary!
969
01:17:18,795 --> 01:17:21,007
I know.
970
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,975
When I get back from me honeymoon,
me and you are goin' out on the town.
971
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,299
Just the two of us.
972
01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:47,140
I'll see ya, Char.
973
01:17:47,391 --> 01:17:49,311
See ya, babe.
974
01:18:05,792 --> 01:18:08,952
Where would you be going,
if you were going out?
975
01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:11,999
Music?
Are you into your music?
976
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,755
Would you be getting up
and dancing and all? Yeah?
977
01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:19,749
What else do you get up to then?
Over the weekend in your spare time?
978
01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:23,166
- I go surfin'.
- You're a surfer!
979
01:18:23,167 --> 01:18:26,121
No way. That's mad.
980
01:18:59,457 --> 01:19:00,766
Hey.
67467
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