All language subtitles for Ozzy.and.Jacks.World.Detour.S01E04.Unidentified.Flying.Ozzy.720p.HDTV

(rock music]

Jack:
Come on.

You've got to be excited.

We're going to the Roswell
crash site in New Mexico

Ozzy:
...than (bleep) aliens.

>> Fair enough.
>> That really happened.

It's just drug
crazed hippies that

say they came here.

>> Weren't you a
drug crazed hippie?

>> And then we're also
gonna do a bit of camping.

>> Camping?

I'm not gonna sleep
in a (bleeping) tent!

>> It's gonna be more
glamorous camping.

>> That sounds
wonderful.

I'm really convinced.
Really.

>> My name's Jack Osbourne
and this...

[camera clicks]
...is my dad Ozzy.

[applause]
Heavy metal god.

>> Are you ready?

>> Prince of Darkness.
[maniacal laughter]

And surprisingly enough...
[ching]

History nerd.

As the old
saying goes...

[camera clicks]
Like father, like son.

So my dad and I are
doing something

we've always
wanted to do.

We're hitting
the road.

Just the two of us
and a bucket list

of places and things
we've only ever

read about in books.

Oh my god,
this is amazing.

[camera clicks]
Or seen on T.V. and the web.

Do you have your knife?
>> Yeah.

>> 'Cause of all days,
we might need it.

There are no roadies.
No tour busses.

>> What the...
[horn honks]

...is this?

>> No boundaries.
[shouting]

[boom]

Welcome to Ozzy and
Jack's World Detour.

>> Let's rock and roll.

[country music]

>> All right, we are
in New Mexico,

home to Breaking Bad,
alien crash sites,

and atomic weaponry.

I believe in U.F.O.'s,
my dad doesn't

necessarily believe
in U.F.O.'s.

I have been
researching

Roswell since
I was a kid.

I know lots about it.

Um, so it's
really cool that

I finally get to go.

My hopes, dreams
and aspirations are

we do get abducted by
aliens and, um,

you know we unlock
the secrets to the universe.

That's it.
[click]

So, we're going to uh,
a museum that, it's,

it's basically a
museum of atomic

history in America.

They've got B twenty-nine
bombers there.

>> They've got rockets.

They've got Fatman
and Little Boy.

>> Yeah. So, we're
here and then old

Roswell is a bit
of a drive for us

but I got this really
suped up camper van.

It's like this four wheel drive,
like, doomsday vehicle.

>> Wow.

>> And it's got a toilet.
>> Okay.

>> All right, we're going
to a campsite tonight.

>> Won't it be
cold at night?

>> Yeah but this R.V.
has, like, heating

and a hot shower.

>> Okay.

>> Should we, uh, hit the road?
>> Yeah.

>> Here's our chariot.

>> Is--is-is
this a joke?

>> No.
It's the boogie wagon.

>> Where do I sit?
In the back or the front?

>> No, you sit
in the front.

>> I know you're used
to a G four but

this will have to do.

[quirky music]

>> What the (bleep)
is this?

>> Dad, it's about bonding!
>>Bonding?

>> About you and I
farting together in

the same bubble.

>> This is like a
(bleep) joke.

I think I'm dreaming.

>> This is where
you'll be sleeping.

So, what do you think?
Should we uh, get the...

>> Hit the road.
>> Hit the road.

Take your seat.
>> All right. All right.

>> We'll survive the...
>> Oh yeah, sure.

[rock music]

It was better than
that (bleep) thing.

>> Well, what did
your mobile home

have besides mass
amounts of alcohol,

women and drugs?

>> well, there was that.

[laughter]

>> See, I-I thought
we were gonna

have a tour bus.

>> It's a tour
camper van.

>> It's like a (bleep)
peasant truck.

>> A peasant truck?
No! It's like the

Breaking Bad
meth camper van.

[rock music plays]

>> The good thing is
there's a toilet you can

puke in in the back.

>> Fáááááá hell.
[laughter]

[rock music]

>> The reason why
we had to get this

camper van is that where
the supposed U.F.O.

crashed is out in the
middle of nowhere

and you need a four
by four to get there.

>> Well, what time are
we gonna get there?

>> Well, we're going
to get there tomorrow.

We're going to go to
a campsite tonight. Just--

>> We're gonna camp
out tonight?

>> Mmm hmm.

>> In this?
>> Yeah.

>> Oh, (bleep).

>> I'll cuddle you
and keep you warm.

>> You can (bleep) off.
[chuckles]

It's like my career
has took a dive.

>> Your career might be in,
like, a bit of a

low spell right now, having
to do this, but our

relationship is
at an all-time high.

>> Well. It could be worse.
>> It could be worse.

>> I could be stabbed.

>> I knew my dad
wasn't the biggest

fan of camping but
he is a big World War II

buff so before we
hit the campsite,

we headed out to visit
a nuclear museum

and I was pretty sure
my dad would love it.

So, we're going to
the National Museum

of Nuclear Science.

Do you know that
New Mexico,

they call it like,
an atomic ecosystem

because they mined
the uranium here,

they build the weapons
here and they test

the weapons here.

>> What is uranium?

>> I mean,
it's an element.

>> No, an element.
>> Oh.

[chuckles]

>> Look at that
bad boy.

>> Wow.
>> It's a missile.

>> This is wild, man.

[dramatic museum]

[blades whirring]

Wow, look up.
These are big planes, man.

>> Big old plane.

>> Really, really cool.
J-just mind blowing.

The size of everything.
This is a nose cone.

[echoes]
Hello.

That's unbelievable. That--

>> look how
big this is.

>> What is it, a submarine?
[chuckles]

In the middle of
New Mexico.

Below, there's about
twenty four missiles.

Below here.
[laughter]

It's amazing we all
build things to (bleep)

destroy each other.

>> Hey, electric funeral.

[dramatic music]

>> Jim.

Jim Walther:
How are you, Jack?

>> I'm good. I'm Jack.

>> Good to see you.
>> Good to see you too.

>> Hi Jim.

>> Mr. Osbourne,
it's an honor.

>> I'm looking forward
to looking around.

>> Well, this is an
interesting place.

We have the largest
collection of nuclear

weapons that people
can see anywhere,

including the very first ones;

the ones that were
created in the

Manhattan Project.
>> Wow.

>> The Manhattan Project
was a super secret,

American Army project to
develop the atomic bomb.

And it came about because
the United States was

attacked by the Japanese.

That's when the United
States declared war

so that's when the
Manhattan Project

went into High gear.

>> Why did they call it the
Manhattan Project?

>> I think it was to
confuse the enemy.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> So, if they caught
wind of it they would

have thought it'd
have been in New York?

>> Something. Yes.

>> So, it cost like a billion
dollars back then?

>> Two and a
half billion dollars--

>> Wow!
>> --in nineteen forty five.

>> Wow.

>> If we keep on going
and look over here--So,

this is Little Boy.

It's the one that used the
highly enriched uranium.

It was simply a gun barrel.
>> And it just--

>> Just banged
two pieces together,

and the criticality
came from--

[clap]
--slamming them together.

>> Hmm.
>> So, Fatman was the bomb

that was created
using plutonium and

it was the one that was
dropped on Nagasaki.

So, this one was
dropped on Hiroshima,

on the sixth of August,
and this one was dropped

on Nagasaki on the
ninth of August.

>> Also, I've heard
that dropping the

bomb saved lives.

I don't understand that.

>> Well, it did because
if the United States

had had to invade the
Japanese islands--

>> I see!

>> A million Americans
might have died and

two million Japanese
might have died

defending the island.
>> Wow.

>> How many decibels
loud is it when

it goes off?

>> I imagine it was
very loud.

>> It must be like a
mega, mega

Black Sabbath concert.
[chuckles]

>> Yes! In fact, I
saw your concert

when I was seventeen
years old and

so I was--
>> Wh-where?

>> Charleston, West Virginia.

I didn't tell my
parents I went.

>> Do you remember seeing
Jim at your concert?

[laughter]

>> Is that the
rocket launcher one?

>> This is called
Davy Crockett.

>> That's right.
This thing could be launched

by a bazooka and
it wouldn't even go far

enough away
that it wouldn't kill

the people
who shot it off.

>> Wow.

>> So, it was kind of a
last ditch defense.

>> Thus the Davy Crockett.
>> That's it. Yeah.

>> The Alamo defense.
>> That's why it was called.

Yeah, in the Alamo.
And so, this is the

smallest weapon
we ever built.

>> You fire it and
you kill yourself

at the same time.

Great device.

>> Sometimes you
just gotta go out

with two birds flying
high in a big (bleep) you.

[chuckles]

>> There was one the was--
>> The backpack.

>> --a backpack bomb.

>> The backpack bomb
is really interesting

because there was
a special forces team

that was trained to
sky dive into an area.

And it had a mechanical
timer on it, right?

>> Yeah.

>> And you set the
mechanical timer

and they were given
like, you know,

a few hours to get out
on foot before it blew up.

>> Wow.

>> This is a trident
C three and so this

was--this is inside
a submarine.

>> Mmm hmm.

>> There's twenty-four
of them inside

each submarine.

>> Wow!
>> And they each have what,

eight war heads?

>> Eight war heads,
that's correct.

>> They're called mervs,
they're individual war heads.

>> Wow.

>> We're gonna go
back in the vault.

And, I want to show
you something that

we have back there
that is very rare.

>> Okay.

>> But, it was
something you could

have played with
if you were a boy

in the fifties.

>> Okay. It's a penis.
[chuckles]

>> It's not that.
[laughter]

Oh my.
>> Inappropriate.

>> I knew it was
gonna be cold,

I just didn't know it was
gonna be this windy.

I'm hoping that
the wind will die

down when the
sun fully sets.

>> No, it won't.

We're gonna freeze
our asses off.

I'm gonna get sick,
your mum's gonna go mad.

>> Well, nothing new there.
>> Oh yeah.

[country music]

>> I want to show
you something that

we have that is
very rare.

>> So, we were at the
National Museum

of Nuclear Science.

A quick side trip
on our way to the

Roswell U.F.O.
crash site.

>> Okay. If you guys
would stand right here.

>> Okay.
>> Michael Jackson.

>> There we go.

[imitates Michael Jackson's
voice]

And the museum director
had something special

to show us.

>> What is this?
>> Check this out.

This was--
[gasps]

>> I read about this!
>> --the most dangerous toy

you could but in
nineteen fifty.

The Gilbert, U Two
Thirty Eight Atomic

Energy Lab And this
thing had real,

atomic material in it.

>> Wow.
>> Radioactive material.

>> Weapons grade?
Or not?

No, no. But, it was
still radioactive.

SO, this had all of
these experiments

that you could do
as a boy in

nineteen fifty.

Cloud chamber could
help you see electrons

and cosmic rays
coming in.

There was a--a Geiger
counter-like counting

machine here.

Pretty cool toy
for nineteen fifty.

Not very many of
them were made.

In fact, they never
made money on

these at all.

>> Really?
I am surprised!

The--the good thing
about it was you knew

where the kids were all
the time 'cause they

glowed in the dark.

>> You could just
let them out in the

woods and you just see
these glowing beings.

>> Where's Billy? Oh he's out--
There he is!

[laughter]

>> Cool, all right Jim.

>> All righty.
Thank you.

>> Thank you Jack,
it's a pleasure.

>> Appreciate it.
>> An honor.

>> God bless you.

Thank you, Ozzy. I've always
been a big fan.

>> Oh, thank you.
>> Since way, way back.

>> Thank you very much.
>> Thank you, sir.

[rock music]
>> Leaving the nuclear museum

glowing behind us,
we headed onwards

to partake in one of
my favorite past time

activities: Camping.

And, half of the
fun of camping is

buying completely
useless gear you'll

only ever use once.

>> You know, I have some
sleeping bags, I have a

couple tents, but
we still need to stock

up on some stuff.

>> I want to get a knife.
>>Okay.

>> I've always had a
thing for knives.

Stab. Stab.
>> Stab.

[chuckles]

>> They'll have plenty
of stuff here.

They have electric socks.

>> What the (bleep) do I want
electric socks for?

>> It keeps your feet warm.
They're like little heating--

>> Knowing me,
I'll blow myself up.

Why, at your age,
have you suddenly

gone mad (bleep)
on camping?

>> I've always
loved camping.

I mean, when I was
nineteen I spent like

six months
living in a tent.

Every time that we'd
go climbing in Yosemite

we'd spend, like,
weeks in a tent.

>> On either natural
rock ledges or on porter

ledges that you unfold,
to, like, hammock.

>> What do you do when
you've got to go for a piss?

>> You piss off
the ledge.

>> You can (bleep) up.
[chuckles]

>> Ooh.

>> This is cool.

>> This is (bleep)
unbelievable.

>> Awesome. I think the
guns are over here.

>> This is so (bleep) big.
>> I know, it is.

Well, I'm set. Let's go.
So, I got what I needed.

>> What are they?
>> Slippers.

You can get the
large if you want.

>> Yeah, we--well with that
much cam--camouflage,

I'll blend in great.

>> Uh, right over here.

>> It will come with a
leather sheath as well.

>> You like that one?
>>Yep.

>> Yeah.
>> You got, um, thermals?

Like, long underwear?
>> I don't need them.

>> Are you sure?
You're always cold.

>> The (bleep) is that?

>> You will not be
cold in that.

>> I thought we'd
get a little stove.

This is good.
A nice, charcoal grill.

So you can have a fire
without having a fire.

>> That's it,
I think.

>> Yeah, that's all
we really needed

because we've got
everything else in the van.

[upbeat music]

>> Oh, yeah?
You got it on your hip?

>> Yeah.
>> Excited about camping?

>> No.

>> I love a good campfire.
>> Is there a campfire?

>> There is flames
ergo fire.

>> You know the
whole thing about

camping is building
a fire and you can't

(bleep) do
that anymore.

>> Well, because
it's just been so dry in

the south west, we
can only cook with

charcoal or gas.

The concern is that like,
if a hot ember flies off

and lands in a tree,
it's like, everything

goes up. So--

>> It--it's (bleep)
too cold for a hot ember

to fly anywhere.
[laughs]

>> So, you have the great
fire of Albuquerque.

[laughs]

>> I'm in the corner,
sucking my thumb, crying.

[suckling noise]
[chuckles]

>> The future is ours, son.

>> Look out for site thirty-six.
>> Thirty...

>> Oh! Thirty-six.
>> Where?

>> Right here. See it.
>> What is this place?

>> This is a place where
dreams come to live.

All right.
[sighs]

>> Where do we
actually park?

>> We're parked.
This is it.

This is where
we drop anchor.

>> Here?
>> Yeah.

>> It's not very
adventurous to me.

>> It's all in
the spirit.

>> You keep saying
that but what does

that mean?

>> I love the spirit
of camping.

The outdoors, the quiet.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

>> Oh, nice hat.
>> You camp. I rock.

[chuckles]

What the hell is that?

>> This is a bunch
of camping gear.

We are going to
pitch a tent.

>> Where'd you get
a tent from?

>> I brought all
this from home.

So, you and me are
gonna pitch this.

>> What do I want
to pitch a tent for?

I'm sleeping
in there, aren't I?

>> You're sleeping
in there, but I'm sleeping

in here and we're a team.

Grab that corner.

All right, so--
>> Why am I doing this?

>> Here's what I
need you to do.

If you can, I need you
to get under here.

So, get in there.
Sit. You got to get

in and sit down.

>> And what?
>> Get in and sit down.

And then in the back corner,
like, look--

>> What (bleep) back corner?

>> Feed it to the
opposite corner.

So, I'm gonna--
>> Which one? This corner?

>> Yeah, so I'm
gonna stick it in this

corner and then
I need you.

>> You get in here.
I don't know what the

(bleep) you're
talking about.

I must be insane.

>> Just let go, dad.
Let it go 'cause

you're--you're messing.

Okay, we are
nearly in business.

>> Dad, just go
stand over there.

>> Ah! Home sweet home.

[country music]

>> Do you want to
get the charcoal

out and maybe light
the um, barbecue?

>> No.

>> Okay. Do you want
to at least go

get the food?

[exhales loudly]

>> The fridge.

>> Jack!
>> Yeah.

>> What do you want
me to bring?

The sausages?

>> Yeah, just bring
everything out for dinner.

>> Oh (bleep).

>> What?

>> What are you going
to cook it in?

>> Uh, the grill.
>> Okay.

>> Let's get coals going
'cause this takes a while.

All righty.
[clanking]

Let's see if I can.

>> Wow, Jack.
>> We have fire.

>> You like that?

All right, so you
tend to that.

You kind of
block the wind.

>> All right,
I'll block the wind.

You can't even
block the wind

without complaining.

>> Jack, it ain't
my scene, dude.

(Bleep) camping.

>> Here you go.
Get in front of the fire.

>> I am.
(Bleep) November out here.

I'm must be nuts.

>> I knew it was
gonna be cold,

I just didn't know it
was gonna be this windy.

But, I'm hoping
that the wind will

die down when
the sun fully sets.

>> No, it won't.

We're gonna freeze
our asses off.

I'm gonna get sick,
your mum's gonna go mad.

>> Well, nothing new there.
>> Oh yeah.

>> As the sun set,
it got colder and colder.

>> Whose idea was
this to go camping?

>> Now, I'm gonna
cook and uh, I'll

be right back.

You sit tight.
[bell chiming]

>> My dad's getting
soft in his old age,

you know?

>> What happened?
>> Here I am, rolled up

sleeves, out here braving
the weather.

Cooking our dinner.
Just, can't hang anymore.

>> This is pitiful.

This is absolutely pitiful.
It's a tough life.

>> Ahoy. Here we go.
[slam]

Love this (bleep).

>> You got layers on.
You got thermals.

You're eating.

I have survived
in snow caves.

I have survived in
jungles-- nothing

but my childlike
sense of wonder

and a bit of true grit.

>> Okay.
You're (bleep) nuts.

[chuckles]

You definitely are
an Osbourne.

Without any
shadow of a doubt.

>> I cooked you
the perfect steak.

>> Will I?
Well, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

>> Yeah.

>> Early night?
>> Early night.

>> Dawn. Sunrise.
Go for a jog.

>> Abso-(bleep)-lutely.
[chuckles]

My son, I love ya.
[groans]

[laughter]

[dramatic music]
[winds howling]

>> Yeah, I mean I've
camped in, like, the snow.

I've camped in snow
caves and ya know,

spent weeks in tents.

>> You're going to sleep.

>> So yeah, camping
like this does not

bother me at all.

Like, I'm not fazed
by this.

I will sleep just
as well out here

if not better than
I would at a hotel.

[thunder crash]

I'm not bothered.

[zip]
[click]

>> What's a petroglyph,
do you know?

>> A petroglyph is
kind of like carving.

It's like, in stone.

That looks like a
weird little alien.

No, it looks
like a skull!

Doesn't that look
like a skull?

>> That too.

[peaceful music]

It was morning and
somehow, I survived

a night of sub-zero
weather while my dad

enjoyed the comfort
of the camper van

he so loathed.

There you are!

>> Fáááááá hell. Morning.
>> How are ya?

>> I'm good,
how you doing?

>> I'm just making
some tea.

Do you want some tea?

>> Oh, I would
love some tea.

I was freezing my ass
off last night.

[zip]

>> Imagine that.

I mean, did you feel the
wind in here at all?

>> No...

>> I mean, it
literally felt like a

rhino was coming
up to my tent and

just shaking it.

>> It's good
for the soul.

Makes you appreciate
what you have at home.

>> Oh yeah.
You know that I,

I had this weird dream
last night, you know?

I dreamt..

>> That wasn't a dream.
At like four thirty

in the morning I was
trying to get in here,

but you locked the
(bleep) door.

>> Oh. R-really?
>>Yes.

>> Sorry.

>> At one point,
when I woke up,

I had snot frozen.
[chuckles]

Frozen all onto my
mustache 'cause it

was like that cold
in my tent.

>> (Bleep) hell.
>> And I was like, gee.

And that's when I
came to be like,

(bleep) this, I'm getting in
that camper and I came to,

like, try and open the door
and you'd locked it.

I didn't want to
bang to because

I didn't want
to wake you.

>> I (beep) was asleep!

>> Why would you lock
the camper when we're

in the middle
of nowhere?

If I hear you screaming,
hey, it's the

spirit of camping.

[laughs]

>> You ready to go?

>> I'm ready, yeah.
>> High five.

[clap]

[chuckles]

This is a bit ridiculous,
freezing our asses off.

>> I will concur
with that statement.

But, that hat looked
good on you.

[chuckles]

Although a little
tired, we went back

on the road to
Roswell, where I had

hope to prove to my dad
that aliens did exist.

Ugh, traffic. No!

>> No! No, no traffic!
Please god, no traffic!

>> Dad (bleep),
why is there traffic?

We're in the middle
of (bleep) nowhere.

>> Why is this
happening to us?

Why is this (bleep)
happening to me?

Vacuum cleaners and
(bleep) traffic jams.

>> What? What is it about
vacuums that you hate?

[mimics vacuum]

You can't think
straight when you're

around it (bleep) things.

>> I'm going to get you a leaf
blower for Christmas.

>> (bleep) off.
You'll be wearing it

up your ass.
[chuckles]

¶ I'm on a roll again ¶

>> With the traffic
jam in our rear view mirror,

our next stop was
petroglyph national monument.

>> What's a petroglyph,
do you know?

>> A petroglyph is
kind of like carving.

It's like, in stone.

So, I thought we'd
go see what it's all about.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> You know, the
reason I--I'm kind of

into the petroglyphs
is they have like,

humans and then they
have beings with like,

big heads and big eyes
and--and some of them,

they have like, things
that look like--

>> They did.
But they also draw these

spaceship looking things

>> What do you mean?
>> This is not high tech.

>> No! Whoa look--
>> If you did, it worked.

The only good thing is
they've got a-- they've

>> That's a great thing.

Petroglyph National
Monument, next exit.

>> It's a (bleep) playground!
[laughs]

>> Well, just beyond the
playground is these petroglyphs.

Now, it says to walk
through the playground

but I think this
is kind of weird,

that to enter a national park,
we have to walk through

a children's playground.

>> They heard
you were coming.

[groans]

>> You know where
you're going?

>> I'm just following
the path.

>> Yeah. Oh yeah.
They're just--it's

too cold for them.

Well, they would be in
the sun right now.

There's a snake
right there!

>> (bleep) off.
[chuckles]

I'm sixty-seven
years of age.

>> You're like a
(bleep) gazelle.

Nimble. Fast.

Oh look.

[intriguing music]

Look at the eye.

>> Where's the eye?
What eye?

>> It looks like an eye.

>> What eye?
>> Look at the rock.

Although it kind of does look
like a U.F.O., yeah.

Oh and look! Look
at this one, right here.

See this rock right here?
>> Oh yeah.

>> Look at like
the horns and the face.

>> It's a cow!

>> So, there's a
place where a lot of

different Native Americans
would congregate.

>> And have sex.

>> I'm sure, maybe,
sex has happened here.

>> Look, what's this?

This looks like a weird,
humanoid thing.

That looks like a
weird little alien.

No, it looks like
a skull!

Doesn't that look
like a skull?

>> That too.
Look at that.

>> Whoa. That's alien.
>> It looks like a robot.

>> Guy with a square
head and big ears.

>> Wow, that's kind
of creepy.

That's a definite,
ominous looking face.

>> No. there's no way.

They've got pictures
like this fifty years ago.

>> All right. Fifty-one.

>> Don.
Don: Jack.

>> What's going
on gentlemen?

>> Follow us.
>> All right.

>> How do we not
know if they were a

pair of fáááááá
serial killers?

Where the (bleep)
are we going?

They took us to
this remote place,

killed us, buried
us. Nobody would

ever have found us.

>> Who's going to find
their way out here?

>> So uh, we're headed
down to Roswell.

You excited to
get there?

> By the way, I brought
our drone with us.

In fact, I brought two.

I thought it would be
good to get some

practice in with it.

>> I thought it would
be a good tool to get,

like, a really solid
birds-eye view

of the crash site.
[stutters]

Because we've got the
camera on it.

I don't know, it's been
sixty years but

there might be some--
>> Indentation or--

>> Yeah, I'd imagine if
something was like,

travelling the speed
of light and then blew up...

>> Mmm hmm.

>> Well, no. There's
been other U.F.O.

sightings here since.

Do you want me to
break you down the theory?

>> Yeah.

>> So, the theory
goes like this.

America tests a first
nuclear weapon in

nineteen forty-five.
In White Sands, New Mexico.

>> Yeah.

>> All of its nuclear
bombers are here

and weaponry is
all in New Mexico

at this time period.

Cause there was no
missiles in nineteen

forty seven.

One night a mysterious
thing crashes.

So, the first statement
released was

it was a U.F.O.
The first statement.

They actually said,
Yep. A U.F.O. crashed

and the air force
admits to it.

>> Well, then the next couple
days, they said it

was a weather balloon.

Then like, twenty
years later, they said it

was a high altitude
balloon that was

used as, like,
a spy balloon.

Then, in the nineties,
they released a statement

saying actually, all
that was bááááááá,

it was high altitude
sky divers.

>> What? That's bollocks.

>> Now, the interesting
thing about all four of

those excuses, right.

The only one that
has witnesses, and by

witnesses--over four
hundred people--

is the U.F.O. one.

The U.F.O. story.
No one else has ever

come forward to be
like, Yeah, it was a balloon.

>> But someone would
have had some concrete

ev, proof by now.

>> Now, there's a guy
who runs a mortuary

down here, right.

He got called from the
government and he had

to deliver them four
child-size coffins.

>> Mmm.

>> Which is interesting.
Why would--

why would you
need--why would the military

need child coffins?

>> With my dad having
completed his lesson

in Roswell U.F.O.
one oh one, the time had

come for me to
study up... on how the hell

to fly a drone.

Operation drone flight.

The plan was to fly
an expensive camera

equipped drone over
the Roswell crash site.

But, I figured it
would be smart to

learn the basics on a more
cost effective model.

>> Well, no, this is an
implement to observe.

Stand back. Okay.

[blades whirring]
[quizzical music]

The controls
are reversed!

>> Ah!

>> (Bleep) hell.
It's like a (bleep) insect,

isn't it?

>> What the (bleep) is wrong?
This thing sucks.

[upbeat music]

[beeping]

>> Oh, oh, oh! Did you see?
Do it again and see.

>> No, dad, your
hair is going to get

caught in that.

>> No, I've got
(bleep) legs.

>> No, dad, your hair.

Like, look how close
your hair is to it.

>> Okay.
I need a haircut.

[intriguing music]

>> Ah!

>> See?
You just (bleep) ruined it.

>> I haven't (bleep)
done anything.

[whirring]

>> Oh. All right.

[triumphant music]

>> Wow.

[crash]

>> It's (bleep).

>> Rock, paper, scissor.
Who's going to get it.

>> You can (bleep) off.

>> Do you have
your knife?

>> Yes.

>> 'Cause of all days,
we might need it.

>> For what?
>> Close encounters.

>> Oh, you're (bleep) stoned,
you are.

[country music]

>> So, I finally made it to
Roswell New Mexico.

I have been reading
about this place since

I was ten or eleven.

Me and my dad are
going to be going to

the International
U.F.O. Museum and we're

going to sit down
and have a chat

with a man named
Frank Kimbler,

who happens to be
a geologist and

U.F.O. expert.

Cool thing with him
is that 'cause he's

a geologist, he's
actually studying the

physical crash
site, like, that's

his--his area.

Um, and I want to
go to the crash site, I do.

So, good times.
[click]

Let's go Roswell, let's go.
[knocks]

Howdy?

>> Hello. Sleep good?

>> I did, did you?

>> I went unconscious
for about six hours.

>> Me too. Do you have
your knife?

>> Yes.

>> 'Cause of all days,
we might need it.

>> For what?
>> Close encounters.

>> Oh you are (bleep) stoned,
you are.

Oh, it's sunny!

You know what?
>> What?

[laughter]

This is my first time ever in
(bleep) Roswell.

[intergalactic noise]

Where are the aliens?
>> We've been taken up.

This is crazy.
Look at all the alien stuff.

Alien spacecraft.
>> Flying saucers.

>> Heh, look,
Area Fifty One.

Could there be more
alien sááá here?

>> Look.
Those are great.

>> I'm not saying
it's aliens, but it's

literally the alien
zone. Like--

>> We're in
the zone, baby.

It's really (bleep)
weird to--to be in

Roswell right now.

>> Yeah. I mean,
I've literally read about

this place for ages.

>> I know. I have
mixed feelings.

Nobody is absolutely,
categorically...

>> Convinced you.
>> ...convinced me.

>> I firmly believe
that we only exist

because some
extraterrestrial being

came here and decided to--

>> Experiment.
>> Experiment. Exactly.

>> I mean,
I think it's B.S.

>> The U.F.O. Museum
was created as a direct

result of the alleged U.F.O.
crash near Roswell.

This is cool.

It's visited by thousands of
people each year,

who share the same
curiosity about the

existence of
extraterrestrials.

>> This is fáááááá weird.

>> I knew my dad
was a skeptic,

so I hoped that
Frank Kimbler, our U.F.O.

expert, could give
us a tour and, hopefully,

open my dad's mind a bit.

>>It's off. My kind of people,
they like to smoke.

>> Oh look, this is
all, this is White Sands

testing range.

So, this is where they
test all the missiles.

How's it going?
You must be Frank.

Frank Kimbler:
I'm Frank!

>> Nice to meet you, Frank.
>> Nice to meet you too.

>> So Frank, you've been
researching this for

a long time I take it.
Right?

>> I've always been
interested, a little bit,

in U.F.O.s, but
started reading all the

books and all the
documentaries and everything

and then what I did
was, I went out there

and started using some
of my science knowledge

as a geology instructor.
>> Mmm hmm.

>> I went out to the--to the
crash site and um,

the artifacts that I found
are kind of unique.

They're pieces of metal
and uh, they basically

looked very similar
to-- aluminum trash is

what it looks like.
>> Mmm hmm.

>> However, the
crash site is--is clean.

nobody camps out
there and there's no

uh, there's nothing
out there except cows.

It's remote.

And then, some of the
mysterious things that

have happened around
the objects that I have

found--Uh, they
have disappeared in the mail.

I had one, basically I
sent it to a university,

and it--it disappeared
out of the package.

You know, my computer's
been hacked a couple

of times and uh,
I've actually had

laser beams come
into my house.

It scared my family
to death.

They said, Dad, what are
you doing?

>> I, no, it wasn't
Halloween.

I think they were
trying to listen in by

reflecting laser light
off the windows.

>> Is it the DIA.?
Is it the NSA?

Is it, like, what agency
would that fall under?

>> I have no idea.

And things disappearing,
it's called...

>> I mean--
>> I'm not saying it's an alien,

but it's an alien.

>>There you go,
you're starting to

believe already.

We're going to get
you into cosplay pretty soon.

Just wait.

>> What?
>> Don't worry about it.

[electronic whirring]

>> The museum at one time,
offered a million dollars

for any pieces of the
Roswell spacecraft.

>> I think there are.

>> Oh, (bleep) hell.
Okay, Jack.

>> So, what do you think
about the story?

>> Something definitely
crashed which was of

unknown origin.

>> I think we're on
the same wavelength

on that one because
that was the belief

that I had.

What about your dad?
What does he...

>>Dad, what do you think?

>> It's weird.
It's too strange.

>> Aw, we gotta take
you out there.

>> I'm in.

>> We might be able
to convince you.

>> Right. We might make a
believer out of him.

>> We might--we might make
a believer out of you.

>> Where the (bleep)
are we going?

>> I'm gonna take you
out to the desert

and leave
you forever.

[country music]

>> So, let me ask
you a question.

Do you believe
in that stuff?

>> I think it
most definitely...

>> I mean, all I'm saying--

>> I say most definitely.
I guess I--

>> Something happened
very peculiarly.

>> I guess I choose to
believe in the narrative

that it was something
explainable happened.

After over twenty
years of dreaming

of seeing the alien
crash site at Roswell,

I was finally going to step
on hallowed ground.

Frank, who we met at
the U.F.O. Museum,

was taking us along with
U.F.O. expert, Don Schmitt.

Now, the good thing about
this guy, Don,

is that he's done
so much research and

he's interviewed so
many people.

I mean, he wrote like,
the book.

>> The Bible.

>> Yeah. A book that he
wrote, it's like,

the one everyone
refers to.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> Don.
Don Schmitt: Jack.

>> What's going on gentlemen?
>> Follow us.

>> All right.

It was a little
weird though,

when we pulled up
to Don Schmitt and

Frank and they just
kind of like,

eyes forward, Follow us.

>> (Bleep) aliens.

>> Yes. I'm going
to take you out

to the desert and
leave you forever.

>> Where the (bleep)
are we going?

>> Well, I would
like to officially say,

whether you'll admit
it or not, the only reason

we're actually out
here is basically

because of you.

>> Well, you're the one who
bought me all of the

UFO books back in the day.
>> No! No, no, no, no.

>> So, technically,
it's your fault.

I'm not saying--

>> It's your fault you're
(bleep) insane with aliens!

It's all bollocks,
if you ask me.

[laughs]

>> I can tell you now,
without going,

>> This is history.

>> This is stupid.

[beeping]

>> Greetings.

[laughs]

>> Like a greetings of aliens
from outer space, right.

>> This is what's called
the debris field.

>> Okay.

>> So, this is--this
is the spot.

>> Wow. Are we like,
currently standing

in it or is it--?

>> We're right in
the heart of it.

The upper pinnacle
would have been just

right in through here.

>> I told you, it
would be nothing

but a flat field
for as far as you can see.

You could have
been anywhere.

>> How, I mean, how often
do you think people come

on out here and are
rooting around?

>> We've never revealed
the uh, coordinates.

Only us.

And as you observed,
who's going to find their

way out here.

>> Yeah. I mean,
you literally have

to know, like pinpoint.

>> Right.

>> When we met
those guys for the

first time, how do we
not know if they were

a pair of (bleep)
serial killers?

They took us to
this remote place,

killed us, buried us.

Nobody would ever
have found us like

they've never found the
(bleep) alien space craft.

>> Former President
Bill Clinton.

He still is lamenting
the fact that he spent

eight years in the
oval office and he

couldn't get the truth about
what happened here.

>> Wow.

>> I mean, he talked
specifically about Roswell.

>> Kind of makes you
wonder who, who's in command.

>> Yeah.

>> This area here is
where the witnesses

described the gauge.

Something artificial
skipped across the ground.

>> And so, I'm guessing,
however many miles in that

direction is where the
ship ended up?

>> Well, three quarters
of a mile.

>> Mmm hmm.

>> And that stuff was thin and
light weight.

You know, there's
reports of it blowing,

getting stuck in the
weeds and up against

the fence line.

All, and it's three quarters of
a mile to the fence line

so that stuff was like,
blowing in the wind,

scattered several hundred
yards' wide and three

quarters of a mile long.

All this work that I've
done out here, I've got,

I've got some pieces I'd
like to show you.

They're, they're sitting
back in the truck.

>> I'd love to
check it out.

>> Here's one of the
military buttons.

>> Wow.

>> And uh, so this is just a
tiny piece but uh,

it's a phenolic epoxy resin.
It shouldn't be here.

They didn't have
it in forty seven.

>> This I don't,
it hasn't been tested.

That's a
good question.

The only thing I know
is that it happened later

than nineteen
forty seven.

>> But it doesn't
not-not prove anything.

>> If you want to
believe, you'll believe

that pigs can fly,
you know?

>> If you put a pig in an
airplane, they can fly.

[chuckles]

>> And this is the cool stuff,
right here.

I'm gonna take this out.

This has been tested
and this is the stuff

that has almost three
percent molybdenum

in it which is
absolutely impossible.

The isotope signature
for that is earth but

the composition
is unknown.

>> You wanted to say
aluminum, didn't you?

>> You are a legal alien.

>> Oh, here the
(bleep) you go.

>> Gentlemen, thanks
you so much for the uh,

guided tour of the history of
Roswell U.F.O. crash.

>> Exactly.
>> Oh, you're welcome.

Doesn't have a trail map,
does it but it, uh--

>> No, it doesn't.

>> And uh, guys do you
mind if we stick around

and play with the
drone for a bit?

>> Oh, no.

>> As long as the
wind doesn't take it away.

>> All right.
>> Have fun.

>> As long as we
don't crash it either.

[chuckles]

>> Let's try this
bad boy out.

I wanna see if we
can spot anything

from the sky.

>> Stand back because
if this thing turns on,

it will take your
finger off.

>> All right, here we go.

>> Stand back! Stand back!
>> We're recording.

[blades whirring]
[rock music]

>> It's a little wobbly.

[groaning]

>> It sounds like a
(bleep) vacuum cleaner

and I (bleep) hate them.

>> I'm really not good
at flying this drone.

Look at it, he's all like--
[mimics sound effects]

>> Tell you, it's having a
nervous breakdown.

>> Going down, oh sááá. Umm.
[unintelligible]

[triumphant music]
>> U.F.O.! U.F.O.!

Beam me up, Scotty.

>> Should we see how
high we can get it.

Seventy-five, eighty.
Wow, a hundred meters.

Robotic voice: Maximum
flight altitude reached.

>> Can you imagine
this whole area littered

with debris from
some alien space ship?

One from ten. Ten
being a hundred percent

believer, one being like,
No, it's just a piss take.

>> I'm thinking about
a six.

>> I'm--I'm at a nine.

[grumbles]

No, I'm at a nine.
I'm not a hundred percent,

'cause you can never
be a hundred percent,

but I'mpretty
damn close.

>> I'm a believer. I think that
the truth is out there.

>> I think that
you're (bleep) out there.

>> Didn't you write
a song called Believer?

>> Yes, but it
wasn't about --

[laughs]

it wasn't about
believing in aliens.

>> I interpreted that
as about believing

in aliens.

[ominous music]

>> (Bleep), you gotta
follow the roads.

>> Oops.
[crashing]

[laughter]

>> (Bleep) hell, Jack.

>> I mean, I wasn't
exactly going fast.

>> Look, four-wheel drive
pile of (bleep).

[flames crackling]