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Now, a lot has been said about the
plight of women who are stuck at home
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to do kitchen chores and cooking and
cleaning and all those kinds of things.
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But I'm here to tell you I don't mind
it. Why is that?
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Well, because I get to be home alone
with no one to bother me.
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Here by myself with my evil little
thoughts.
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and my horny little self, and some
company, such as
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you all.
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So what is a lonely, bored housewife to
do
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when hubby's away at work, and I'm left
here
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to clean the kitchen? It's such hard
work.
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I've got to dry the plates.
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That's hard work, I know. Don't you feel
bad for me?
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I have to wipe down all of these
counters. I know, and I have to
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reach all these corners. It's just such
hard work.
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What is a girl to do with herself?
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And then, of course, it gets so hot in
the kitchen.
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If you can't stand the heat, get out of
the kitchen.
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Well, I say if you can't stand the heat,
get out of your clothes.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I thought you did.
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Ooh, I feel better already.
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Ah,
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yes, now they can breathe.
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Oh, okay. I'll do it for you.
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Yes, I know. You like to bathe in
boobies. They feel good, too.
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I'm still a little overheated. I think I
should probably take off a little more
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clothing. Don't you think?
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You wish you were my panties now.
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Almost as good as being my bicycle seat.
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Oh, I feel much better. Now about that
counter clicking.
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Oh, goodness gracious.
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All the way down here. It's like yoga.
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So I said, who needs a housekeeper? Nice
yoga.
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Stretch.
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And rub.
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Rubbing nice, hard, smooth.
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Give girls ideas.
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Hard and smooth.
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Hard and smooth. What could I think of
that's hard and smooth?
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That'd be you, huh?
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I thought so.
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Are you touching yourself, really?
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I hope so, because I hate masturbating.
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masturbate with God company.
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Okay,
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I'll show you my ass again.
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Wow. You really do know how to be
persistent, don't you?
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Oh.
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Goodness gracious.
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I wish you were here.
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I'd have you put your mouth on it and
suck all my pussy flesh into your mouth.
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Yes, I would.
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Yes, I would.
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I think the time has come to lose the
shoes.
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What do you think?
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Isn't pussy amazing? I think so, too.
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Nice and pink.
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Winking at you.
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You stroking it too?
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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Sorry, I can't stalk on it, but you're
there, and I'm here, and there's that
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screen problem.
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I'll let you in on something.
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This goes back at least a hundred years,
if not longer.
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There used to be a time.
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When women would go to the doctor for
the hysterical cure, and one
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of the things they would do is use water
on you -know -what.
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I know, I know.
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It was to calm her down and cure
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the hysteria.
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But they used cold water.
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Luckily, we live in America.
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I'm going to have hot running water.
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That's what I'm going to do with this.
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A little warmer.
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Yeah. I want to get at least as warm as
pussy.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, I thought so.
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Ooh, this is so good.
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I feel like jacking off in the shower. I
know you do that.
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Nothing feels better than water.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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it's so good. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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you're good at your mouth.
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It's going to have to do.
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Wow.
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Let's not bring a cookie, huh?
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Get your fingers in there.
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Imagine how that would feel on your
cock.
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Very tight and very, very tight.
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Wow.
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little short stroke to do this to the
head of your cock. Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah,
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it's really great.
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Okay.
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You want to see me go?
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A little more water pressure. That's it.
Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah. Get really
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close. Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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That's really intense.
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Oh, my God.
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I'll go get you a towel now. I think
you'll probably need one too.
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Oh my God, that was wild.
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Thanks for having me on that in so long.
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So thanks for being here today.
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