All language subtitles for Death.Valley.Days.S12E13.The.Wooing.of.Perilious.Pauline.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-bigworm_track3_[eng]

[Yelling]

Nobody can talk like that
about Miss Pauline, okay?

Come on!
[Men yell, overlapping]

Get him!

I've told you before,
I'll have no brawling
in front of my place.

But, Miss Pauline, well,

I was defending your honor.

My honor,
little prairie chicken,

has been upheld by Generals,
Bank Presidents, and Senators.

I don't need a boy
with peach fuzz on his face

to do me no favors.

Now, get along
and fix that window.

Now, get on home,
the rest of you.

For the next hour, this here
saloon's gonna be a restaurant.

And I wish to dine alone.

[Trumpet]

Howdy, folks.
I'm the Old Ranger.

Of all the fabled heroines
of the old west,

it is said that the most
beautiful was Pauline Cushman,

who gained fame as a union spy
during the civil war,

became a celebrated actress,

and then retired
to run a hotel
in Casa Grande, Arizona.

Now, Pauline was a proud
and independent lady.

And though many men
have tried,

none could tame her.

That is, until a day in 1879

when a certain gentleman
came to town

and undertook...

Whoa.

Ain't this a lively town

for a couple of bachelors
like us.

A town like this is gonna be
a barrel of laughs.

Well, see if you can find us
something to eat in there.

I'll take care of the luggage.

Yeah, I sure will.

What's the matter?
What's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing's the matter.

I just-- they don't serve
any food in there.

Just liquor.

Listen, you want something
to eat, they said there's
a good place

about five miles up the road.
Well, let's go.

Good food. Well, I tell you,
I'm not hungry.

I'm not hungry.
You go on and go.

It's just about ten miles
on up the road there.

That's very strange,
your not being hungry.

Yeah. Well, it's the heat.

And my throat.
The dust and everything.

Listen, you better
get started up there,

'cause they close early,
and the place is
about-about 15 miles

right outside of town there.

That's funny how that place
keeps getting further
and further up the road.

Now, what's inside there
you don't want me to see?

Well, you can't eat there.
I mean it's--
all right, all right.

Well.

A flower garden in the middle
of the desert, huh?

Si, senores.

We're very hungry, Miss.

And would you mind asking
that young lady to join us,
please?

Don't bother, Carmela.
The answer is no.

I see she wants
a bit of persuading.

"She walks in beauty
as the night
of cloudless climes

and starry skies."

In a minute, she'll look up
and smile. Watch.

Carmela, if the gentlemen
wish to order anything,

they'll call you.

[Chuckling]
Forget it, Jere.

Hey, you know something?
What?

She looks familiar.

Would you like to bet me
a dollar that by this evening,

she'll look more familiar?
At dinner, say?

You're on.

You're on.
Put it up, put it up.

Pardon me, Miss.

But you are the most
exciting-looking woman
I've ever seen.

Would you do me the honor
as to dine with me
this evening?

My, you are tall, aren't you?

Just how did you get
that lump, mister?

I had a little accident,
that's all.

Yeah, I'll bet that "accident"
had long, dark hair

and eyes that flash blue flame.

How'd you know that?

You ain't the first one that's
had such accidents.

There's only two reasons that'd
bring you to Casa Grande.

Ore or the railroad.
Which one is it?

Oh, it's ore. Me and my partner
here are gonna do

some mining the Sacatons.

Hey, tell me,
what's a good-looking woman like
that

doing in a small town
like Casa Grande?

Eh, know one knows for sure.

maybe she just wanted
to get away from the crowds.

She's had her share of 'em.

How come?

Ya ever hear of the Scout of the
Cumberland?

The girl who was a spy
for the Union Army
during the war.

Doggit, I thought I recognized
her.

That's Pauline Cushman.

Yeah. What a woman.

Ain't another one like her.

She was born a real lady
down South,

but she grew up
out on the plains
with the Indians.

She can out ride, out shoot, out
lasso any man I ever saw.

Is she married?
Nope.

Guess she could never find
anybody
they could harness all that
wildness

Well, maybe, she never found
anybody who was man
enough to try.

After all, she just a sensitive
soul

[Pauline]
Yellow-bellied snake-eyed...
[distant arguing]

[Crack]

[man]
I'm sorry,
Miss Pauline, honest.

You've law talkin me all over
town. I'll teach you, you hyena.

[Distant arguing]
What do you think of your sweet,
sensitive
lady now?

Well, am I? They burned
my Granny at the stake did they?

I'll show you who's a witch.

I never meant what I said.
I'm sorry, Miss Pauline.

Frank, would you like to make
another little bet

For say, a hundred dollars?

What kind of bet?
I bet you
that I marry her

that I marry her one week from
today.

[whip cracks]
now, you get out of town

on the next stage,
you hear me?

Yeah.
You low down buzzard.

All I can lose is money.

Stop!

My dear, you must be exhuasted

Put me down.
Allow me to introduce myself

I am Jeremiah Fryer,
former officer
of the United States Army.

I come from a good home,
have a good education,

And I've fallen madly in love
with you.

What?
Until tonight, my love?

Put me down you blasted fool.

Your wish is my command.

Au revoir.

Perdone me Senores.
I got to start fixing up here
for the fiesta tonight.

Fiesta? Hey. Hey, come on.
'Bout time some action.

Let's get ready for the
celebrating

Doc! Get over to the corral
right away.

There's gonna be trouble.
Oh?

A man like you shouldn't
be allowed to own animals,
George Peabody.

That mule is sick

You send him out today,
he'll die.

She's right.
I never saw

a woman knows as much
about animals as she does.

Hey you, cut out that "off"
mule.

Hurry it up. I got a load to
get out.

I'll give you just three
seconds to cut out that sick
mule.

You and who else?

Me and my friend here.

One, two--

All right, all right,
cut it out.

You probably slowed up the team
anyway.

Well, my turtledove,
once again your sweet voice and

gentle smile
has triumphed.

I'm so impressed
with your womanly ways of
persuasion

that I have decided to take
you to the dance tonight.

When will you get it through
your thick
skull, Mr. Fryer,

That I can't stand
the sight of you?

At 7:00, you said.
All right,you'll be on the dot,
won't you?

Don't hold your breath.

You waiting for somebody,
Senorita?

Of course not, Carmela.

Then why you still here?

I just don't want to be the

first to arrive at the party.

Still, there's no sense in being
late.

Si. Adios.

Adios.

I forgot my-

Oh, that isn't the one I wanted,
Carmela.

Oh. The rest are down
in the laundry, Senorita.

I'll go get them, si?

that's right.
I'll just wait here.

Carmela, if anyone should
inquire
as to my whereabouts,

Tell them I've gone
to the dance.

Si, Senorita.

On second thought, tell them to
go
jump in the lake.

♪ [waltz]

Are you looking
for someone, Miss Pauline?

Why, no, Tom

My, the music's lively,
isn't it?

Forgive me, my dear, but I seem
to be a little bit late.

Late, Mr. Fryer? For what?

No matter, though.
The evening is still young.

I see they're playing
our dance.

You do waltz, don't you?

I wouldn't dance with you--
you don't waltz.

Well, that's too unfortunate.
Perhaps this

young lady over here waltzes.

Thank you.
You ought to try waltzing
sometime.

You might enjoy it.

Mr. Miller?
I should like to dance.

Pardon me.
My pleasure, Ma'am

Pardon me.

Now what were you saying about
my waltzing?

I believe I spoke
out of turn, Miss Cushman.

After having seen you dance,
may I suggest before you give
such exhibitions again,

you take a few lessons.

I'd be happy to teach you
myself.

You'd be happy to teach me?

That's right.

Why, you conceited, egotistical
maniac.

you can't do anything that I
can't do twice as good.

Do you hear me?

Not quite, my love.
Would you mind speaking a little
be louder.

Name a contest.

Just name one.

I'll show you
who can teach who.

Whom, my dear. Your grammar
could use some improving too.
[Gasp]

Not to mention
your terrible temper.

What'll it be?
Just name something.

I'm sorry, my dear, but I
don't have the time to play
games

with you right now I'm riding
into the mountains

tomorrow morning.
I'll race you.
[Chuckles]

You'll what?

I'll beat you wherever you are
going.

Well, I'm sorry, but that
would be impossible

I'm riding up to Miner's Peak.
No woman can ride
in that country.

I have offered you
a challenge, Mr. Fryer.

Are you going to be man enough
to accept it?

Are you serious?

Now, you all listen.

I've just challenged
Mr. Fryer to a race.

The destination is Miners Peak,
in the Sacatons.

Now, you all know there are
many ways of getting there.

Who'd care to bet
I make it first?

I'll put my money
on Miss Pauline,

and I'll cover all bets.

Me too.
[Chattering]

I think it's
about the sneakiest way
I ever heard of

of getting a girl alone.
You'd better get that
$100 ready

Pauline and I may need it
on our honeymoon.
[Chuckles]

You Ready?
1,2,3...

[gunshot fires]
Whew. Boy, that boy
does everything

the hard way.

Is there anything else
you want to teach me?

Well, not at the moment.

But tell me something,
Can you cook as well as you
ride?

See for yourself.

I'll be cooking my breakfast
at Miner's Peak tomorrow
morning...

when you get there.

Might as well relax, baby.

We're a half day ahead.

and only you and I
and the Indians know this
shortcut

[horse galloping]

Would you like to try a match?

You low-down sneak.

How long you been
spying on me?

Well, I saw your horse
running wild.

I couldn't catch him,

So, I thought I would catch up
to you.

But how did you know where--

You were following me all the
time.

That's right.
lucky for you I was, too

You never intended to race.

This was just another way
of making fun of me.

I wouldn't exactly say
that, Pauline.

Let me take a look
at that ankle now, huh?

How are the toes? All right?

Leg doesn't seem too bad.

Knee's in pretty good shape.

[Chuckles]
I don't think it's broken.

You think you can stand on it
for a day or so while I collect
my Ore samples?

Well, since I must share
my transportation,

I supppose, I have no choice.

But let's make it quite clear

that transportation
is all I'm gonna share wit ya.

So, be so kind
as to leave me alone.

You know, you say that

so often, I'm beginning
to believe you.

All right.
I'm going to leave you alone.

[wolf howls]

mm. You know,
There are times in a man's life

when a plate of beans is better
than a T-bone steak.

Mm. Ah.
Got some left.

Well, its gettin' late better
get some sleep.

We got a tough ride
in the morning.

It gets mighty cold up here at
night.

♪ but when I do

singing continues ♪

Mister Fryer,

Jerry?
What is it, Pauline?

Since we're both stuck
up he together

I see no point
in our not talking.

All right, what would you like
to say?

I'd love to have some
of that food you got there.

♪[humming]

I said I'd like to have some of
that.

you know, it's a funny thing.
I can never hear anybody

unless they say please.

I don't have to say "please"
to you or anyone else.

As you wish...

Wait a second,
let me taste that.

Oh. Oh, this is awful.

This is just terrible.
I knew I was a terrible cook,

but I had no idea I was
as bad as all that.

Give that to me.
Oh, no, Miss Cushman.

I couldn't let
an important lady like you

eat swill like this.

There'll be some game
in the mountains later on.

Maybe I'll be able
to do better for lunch.

Ugh.

I'd like some of that rabbit.

Please.

Well, of course, my love.

What are you staring at?

How is it?

Beggars can't be choosers.

But they can say "thank you"
when they've been fed.

I ask favors of no one.

Therefore I need thank no one.

I can't argue
with that kind of logic.

And I wouldn't want
to spoil your point.

Why, you--

I said--

remember, remember,
you're supposed to be a lady.

Well, you can just keep
your horse.

And your food,
and anything else you got.

'Cause I don't need it.

Where do you think
you're going?

Anywhere, just so it's
away from you.

Help! Jerry!
Help me!

Help me!

Anything I can do for you?

Well, don't just sit there.

How'd you get up there, anyhow?

Well, when I saw you climbing
up there, I figured

it was much too rough for me,

so I just took the easy trail
and rode on up.

Watched me try--
That's right.

Why you...
Temper, temper, temper...

Get me out of here.

Please.

You know something, young lady?

Someday you're gonna learn
that you need me around
all the time.

Hey!

Jerry?

Jerry
Oh.

Are you alright?

Am I?
[Laughs]
You, crazy fool.
[Laughs]

[both laugh]

You know,
I've loved only two men
in my life.

My Father when I was a little
girl,

and my sweetheart
when I was 20.

both of them ran out on me.

Guess I just figured
man is my natural enemy
ever since.

Well, all that's gonna change
now, Pauline.

All right, I'm gonna make
another toast.

Now, this toast is to Pauline
and Jerry.

And may they live like little
love birdies into the future.

Thank you very much.

This is the happiest day of my
life.

I adore you, sweetheart.
I worship you, my love.

You old son of a gun.

You said you'd do it and you did
it.

Not now, Frank. Not now.

It's yours.
I don't want it

I lost it fair and square.
Put it away, Frank.

But you won it. Take it.

Tell me, my heart,

do I understand correctly

that this wedding is
the result of a wager?

[Chuckles]
It wasn't exactly a wager.

We had this little discussion,
he and I.

You bet a hundred dollars
that I would marry you?

You're getting
a little flushed, dear.

Now, you know what happens
when you get flushed.

The freckles--
how dare you?

You--
watch that temper.
Behave yours--

behave yourself, dear.
Remember, I'm your husband.

Temper of yours--

I'll behave myself, all right.

That's a very bad mistake.
The whole--

you lying cheat!
You snake!

The hotel in Casa Grande,
which was converted
to a private residence,

was still standing there
when this story was written.

Now, Jerry and Pauline
settled down there,

and lived happily
in their fashion.

If not forever, at least
for a little while.

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