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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,742 (waves crashing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:14,909 (film reel clicking) (birds chirping) 5 00:00:18,659 --> 00:00:19,702 - Look at this, look at this, honey. 6 00:00:19,726 --> 00:00:20,534 Grab the camera. 7 00:00:20,534 --> 00:00:22,034 Our little Roger's playing basketball. 8 00:00:22,034 --> 00:00:22,951 You know what I think? 9 00:00:22,951 --> 00:00:24,826 He grows up, he's gonna be a champion. 10 00:00:24,826 --> 00:00:29,118 Roger, do you know what my father used to say? 11 00:00:29,118 --> 00:00:31,118 If you believe in yourself, 12 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,951 nothing is impossible. 13 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:37,200 Hey, Roger, do you believe in yourself? 14 00:00:38,784 --> 00:00:41,200 Roger, I asked you a question. 15 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,450 Do you believe? 16 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,283 Ah, come here. 17 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:47,076 Give me a hug. 18 00:00:47,076 --> 00:00:48,199 I love you. 19 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:49,742 (upbeat hip hop music) 20 00:00:49,742 --> 00:00:52,076 ♪ Hey yo, man ♪ 21 00:00:52,076 --> 00:00:54,826 ♪ You wanna be a star ♪ 22 00:00:54,826 --> 00:00:55,867 ♪ Come on ♪ 23 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:59,534 ♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪ 24 00:01:07,325 --> 00:01:09,325 ♪ What's up man ♪ 25 00:01:09,325 --> 00:01:11,325 ♪ I need the flavor ♪ 26 00:01:11,325 --> 00:01:13,076 ♪ I really wanna know ♪ 27 00:01:13,076 --> 00:01:15,034 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, let's go ♪ 28 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,076 ♪ I know you wanna be a big player ♪ 29 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,242 ♪ Mini get it on the court, come closer ♪ 30 00:01:19,242 --> 00:01:21,367 ♪ You wanna be a giant like me ♪ 31 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:23,617 ♪ Take the ball and prove you can be ♪ 32 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,784 ♪ Get low, rush the flow with your boys ♪ 33 00:01:25,784 --> 00:01:27,992 ♪ We're gonna bust it, doing it right ♪ 34 00:01:27,992 --> 00:01:29,700 ♪ So do what you came to do ♪ 35 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:33,159 ♪ I wanna see you score some ♪ 36 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:42,676 ♪ Mini now I wanna hook some out ♪ 37 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:44,927 ♪ We're gonna jump and dunk alright ♪ 38 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:46,951 ♪ Now there ain't no holding back ♪ 39 00:01:46,951 --> 00:01:49,450 ♪ We're gonna get you out of this fog ♪ 40 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:51,367 ♪ Little man, when you're dribbling low ♪ 41 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:53,617 ♪ Then bouncing it back and forth ♪ 42 00:01:53,617 --> 00:01:55,700 ♪ Come one do what you came to do ♪ 43 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:59,951 ♪ We're gonna play B-ball together ♪ 44 00:02:07,199 --> 00:02:09,175 ♪ Uh huh ♪ 45 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,558 ♪ Don't say it ♪ 46 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:13,417 ♪ I really wanna know ♪ 47 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,209 ♪ To the big yeah ♪ 48 00:02:15,409 --> 00:02:17,076 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 49 00:02:17,076 --> 00:02:19,242 ♪ Move move move to this ♪ 50 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,159 ♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪ 51 00:02:21,159 --> 00:02:23,784 ♪ Move your body over me ♪ 52 00:02:23,784 --> 00:02:25,700 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 53 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,867 ♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪ 54 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:29,784 ♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪ 55 00:02:29,784 --> 00:02:32,534 ♪ Move your body over me ♪ 56 00:02:32,534 --> 00:02:34,199 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 57 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:36,283 ♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪ 58 00:02:36,283 --> 00:02:38,575 ♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪ 59 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,325 ♪ Move your body, go go Mini ♪ 60 00:02:43,492 --> 00:02:48,492 (kids chattering) (ball bouncing) 61 00:02:50,325 --> 00:02:51,867 - Come on, Roger, you afraid? 62 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,534 - Not of you, Chevy. 63 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,918 - Lucky shot. 64 00:02:57,918 --> 00:03:00,834 - Uh huh, just like the last seven. 65 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,876 - If only-- - If only what? 66 00:03:04,876 --> 00:03:06,083 If you were four feet taller? 67 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,292 - Yeah, like Kareem Abdul Jabbar. 68 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,959 (laughing) 69 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:14,083 Man, we have been here forever. 70 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,500 I wish we were kids again, 71 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,709 when size wasn't a problem. 72 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:19,334 - Yeah, but your game still was. 73 00:03:20,459 --> 00:03:22,393 Hey, Chris. 74 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,375 Hey, come shoot some hoops with your old man. 75 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,209 - No, I can't Roger, I have homework. 76 00:03:26,209 --> 00:03:27,751 I should get home. 77 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:29,459 - Don't worry about it. 78 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,042 Come on, play. (bicycle bell dinging) 79 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,999 - Is the circus back in town? (upbeat hip hop music) 80 00:03:32,999 --> 00:03:36,042 Look, midgets playing basketball. 81 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:38,834 - [Both] Dwarves, not midgets. 82 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:41,042 - Why do you even bother coming here? 83 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,459 - Whale watching, what do you think? 84 00:03:42,459 --> 00:03:44,709 - What, you think just because we're dwarves, we can't play? 85 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:46,393 - Uh huh. 86 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:48,709 And what about you, Chris? 87 00:03:48,709 --> 00:03:51,167 Why aren't you playing basketball with your little daddy? 88 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:53,459 (laughing) 89 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:54,876 - He may be little, but Roger here, 90 00:03:54,876 --> 00:03:56,584 he's deadly from the three point line. 91 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,834 - Oh yeah? 92 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,685 Prove it. 93 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:02,768 - Yeah, prove it. 94 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,417 ♪ Gotta prove it on the court ♪ 95 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,209 ♪ My skills got mad game ♪ 96 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,626 ♪ Take your position ♪ 97 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:11,015 ♪ I'm about to put you to shame ♪ 98 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:18,476 (suspenseful music) 99 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,792 (laughing) 100 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,542 - Come on, let's bounce. 101 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,459 - You get it in every time. 102 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:37,792 And the one time you miss? 103 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,542 And how are we gonna get it down? 104 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:42,500 - How am I supposed to know? 105 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,584 I got an idea. 106 00:04:43,609 --> 00:04:53,609 (upbeat rock music) 107 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,792 - [Chevy] That's it. 108 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:06,974 - Come on. 109 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,918 - You always fall short. 110 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:22,643 (laughing) 111 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:32,667 (record scratching) (upbeat rock music) 112 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:41,351 (steady instrumental music) 113 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,667 Hi Natalia. 114 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,127 - Well howdy. 115 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,143 Hi Levy. 116 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,792 - My name is Chevy. 117 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,526 - Are you sure? 118 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,709 - Anything interesting in the mail? 119 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:03,000 - Yeah, I just got a letter from my mom from Paris. 120 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,500 Did I ever tell you I'm from Paris? 121 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,417 Not from Paris, France. 122 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,292 From Paris, Texas. 123 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:12,292 - I thought I picked up a hint of a French accent. 124 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:13,292 (laughing) 125 00:06:13,292 --> 00:06:16,792 - It's not a French accent, it's a Texan accent, Benny. 126 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:19,342 - Chevy, like the truck. 127 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,083 - Mercy, would you look at what's coming to greet me. 128 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,250 Tyrone, we're gonna be late for the basketball game. 129 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,626 - I play basketball, too. 130 00:06:27,626 --> 00:06:29,667 - I'm sure you do. 131 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:32,623 But he plays real basketball. 132 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,394 Bye bye. 133 00:06:36,419 --> 00:06:46,419 (steady instrumental music) 134 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,083 - You got it buddy, come on. (upbeat hip hop music) 135 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,959 Come on, don't just stand there. 136 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:02,500 Come on, keep going. 137 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,334 Yeah, Chris, yeah, go, go buddy. 138 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:06,792 Don't take that from Jimmy, man. 139 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,709 You're better than him. 140 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,876 Yeah yeah, good job, buddy. 141 00:07:12,876 --> 00:07:14,459 - Susan, Roger, how are you? 142 00:07:14,459 --> 00:07:15,792 - Hey Linda, good to see you. 143 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,125 - Oh it's great to see you 144 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,709 getting involved with your son. 145 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:21,250 - Oh, we love to support Chris in anything he does. 146 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,042 - Good job, Chris, good job. 147 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,542 - Well I hope you'll be coming down 148 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,000 for out fundraiser on Saturday. 149 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,125 We're gonna need as many parents as we can get to volunteer. 150 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:30,042 - Shoot, Chris. 151 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:31,000 Shoot, you got it. 152 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,209 - Basketball great Dennis Rodman's going to be here. 153 00:07:33,209 --> 00:07:34,167 - Really? 154 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,167 - The Worm? 155 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,209 - [Linda] Yes. 156 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:39,935 - Nice job, Chris, go. 157 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,751 Come on, Chris, go go. 158 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:43,417 Come on, go. - [Susan] Get it, get it. 159 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:44,417 - You got it, you got it, go. 160 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:47,959 ♪ Bah bah bah bah bah bah ♪ 161 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,584 - [Jimmy] Like father, like son. 162 00:07:52,584 --> 00:08:02,584 (gentle instrumental music) 163 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:08,253 - Chris. 164 00:08:09,542 --> 00:08:10,375 Chris. 165 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:26,042 - Can you knock before you come in my room? 166 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:27,250 - I thought I'd see about us 167 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:30,918 going to see Dennis Rodman on Saturday. 168 00:08:30,918 --> 00:08:33,125 Your principal told me about it. 169 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,667 - No thanks, I've got better things to do. 170 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:36,584 - I just thought you'd enjoy 171 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,667 seeing an NBA legend, 172 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,083 because you love basketball so much. 173 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,959 You're gonna show 'em in college, Chris. 174 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,375 - I didn't get the basketball scholarship. 175 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,918 - [Roger] What, you didn't get it? 176 00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:47,591 - No, look. 177 00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:51,083 What are your plans for me now, Roger? 178 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,876 You can't even afford to send me to college. 179 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:56,834 I'm stuck here. (door slamming) 180 00:08:56,834 --> 00:09:02,038 (gentle piano music) 181 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,881 - What's wrong, honey? 182 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,000 Talk to me. 183 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,667 - I don't know what to do about Chris. 184 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,751 I don't know what to say. 185 00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,999 - He's a teenager. 186 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:19,459 Remember what we were like at that age? 187 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,959 You know he loves you. 188 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,834 - He calls me Roger. 189 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,167 He doesn't even call me dad. 190 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:39,167 (upbeat dance music) 191 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:59,999 (intense rock music) 192 00:10:02,444 --> 00:10:03,999 (light electronic music) 193 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,125 Chevy. 194 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,375 Am I good father? 195 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,375 - Of course you are. 196 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,834 Why do you ask that? 197 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,999 - I don't know. (phone ringing) 198 00:10:10,999 --> 00:10:12,959 Chris didn't get the scholarship. 199 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,959 - That's too bad, Rog. 200 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,209 (paper rustling) 201 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:18,751 - He doesn't look up to me. 202 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:23,834 - Dude, you have to be on a ladder for him to do that. 203 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,792 - I think I'm an embarrassment to him. 204 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,999 (steady instrumental music) 205 00:10:29,999 --> 00:10:32,209 - Rog, do you think I'm attractive? 206 00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,918 - Chevy, I've been wanting to tell you, 207 00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:36,209 I've been in love with you since kindergarten. 208 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:37,918 - Stop it, I'm serious. 209 00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,125 Tall girls call me cute and baby doll. 210 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,292 I don't think they really like me. 211 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:43,834 But if I have that operation, 212 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:46,000 I could be taller. - No, not that again. 213 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,792 - But I'll be able to play basketball better, 214 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,626 and she has a thing for basketball players. 215 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:50,667 - Who's she? 216 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,667 - She's so beautiful and she's tall. 217 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,000 - Why do you only date tall women? 218 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,834 - Because there are more tall ones than little ones. 219 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,125 - Yeah, but it never works out for you. 220 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,834 I mean, what's wrong with dating a dwarf? 221 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:00,918 - 50,000 dollars? 222 00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:02,999 That's a lot of money. 223 00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:05,334 - That could be my son's tuition. 224 00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:06,459 - What are you talking about? 225 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:07,792 - You wanted a chance to prove yourself. 226 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,083 Well here it is. 227 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,042 - What are you talking about? 228 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:11,667 - All we need is three more players. 229 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,855 - And where are we gonna find three tall guys 230 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:15,213 to play with us? 231 00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,083 - We're not. 232 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,709 - What do you mean? 233 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:23,959 You're not seriously thinking. 234 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:24,792 Whoa. 235 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:28,999 (spitting) (upbeat hip hop music) 236 00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:31,667 - You can't be serious. 237 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,709 - I thought you wanted to take a stand. 238 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:35,209 - We don't stand a chance. 239 00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:37,959 (metal creaking) 240 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:42,709 - I think you guys are scared. 241 00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,667 - Yeah, of getting stomped like bugs. 242 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,292 Those guys in Venice play real basketball, man. 243 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,125 - Real basketball? 244 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,125 And what do we play, video games? 245 00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,584 Who says we can't take them? 246 00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:55,792 - I don't know what to say. 247 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,751 - My dad always told me to believe. 248 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,709 If we believe in ourselves, 249 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,459 nothing's impossible. 250 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:04,950 - Let's play for fun, like in the old days. 251 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,209 - You know, you realize the last time we played, 252 00:12:08,209 --> 00:12:10,278 Charles Barkley had hair? 253 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:11,417 (laughing) 254 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,417 - Come on. 255 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,250 Together we can do anything. 256 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,161 At least let's give it a shot. 257 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:17,876 - Why not? 258 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:20,334 I got nothing else to do. 259 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:23,059 - Okay, I'm in. 260 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:27,584 - Alright, yeah. (upbeat music) 261 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,083 Oh. 262 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,626 Need some help down there, player? 263 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,292 - [Chevy] No, I'm good. 264 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,417 ♪ Chevy, George, Nick, and this Roger guy ♪ 265 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,667 ♪ Used to play B-ball in junior high ♪ 266 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,959 ♪ But now they don't have style ♪ 267 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:38,999 ♪ They don't have grace ♪ 268 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:41,250 ♪ Tripping and fumbling all over the place ♪ 269 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,626 ♪ People say they can't play ♪ 270 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:46,083 ♪ Just because they look that way ♪ 271 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,334 ♪ So they're small, they're not tall ♪ 272 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,834 ♪ Bounce, double dribble, and show them all ♪ 273 00:12:50,834 --> 00:13:00,268 (women scat singing) 274 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,209 ♪ Give 'em some room, and give 'em some time ♪ 275 00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:04,459 ♪ I bet you a dollar and I bet you a dime ♪ 276 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:06,834 ♪ They're gonna be winners, they're gonna be great ♪ 277 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:09,334 ♪ They're gonna be the envy of the NBA ♪ 278 00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,334 ♪ People say they can't play ♪ 279 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,709 ♪ Just because they look that way ♪ 280 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,999 ♪ So they're small, they're not tall ♪ 281 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:18,792 ♪ Bounce, double dribble, and show them all ♪ 282 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:28,602 (women scat singing) 283 00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:30,999 - Come on, guys, that wasn't so bad. 284 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:32,792 - Are you pulling my leg? 285 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,667 - I think I pulled a muscle. 286 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,083 - So we're not in championship form. 287 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,250 We just need to practice. (gentle music) 288 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,209 - Come on, Roger. 289 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,125 We can't do this on our own. 290 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,876 - We need help. 291 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,167 - And if we really wanna play, 292 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,417 we need a fifth player. 293 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:46,125 - We need to stand up and believe in ourselves. 294 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,918 - What we need is a giant. 295 00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:49,375 Someone who knows how to play. 296 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,999 - Why don't you just call the NBA? 297 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:53,643 Hello, NBA? 298 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,500 Yeah, this is Roger. 299 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,209 Can you send us a fifth player? 300 00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:59,250 (laughing) 301 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,292 (upbeat hip hop music) 302 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:04,167 - Hm, what about a giant who used to be in the NBA? 303 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:05,667 - Who? 304 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,751 - You can't be serious. 305 00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,834 - And how are we gonna get him? 306 00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:11,525 - Money. 307 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,792 If you ain't got money, you got nothing. 308 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,083 No women, no cars. 309 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,042 No good lawyers when you need one. 310 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:23,375 (microphone screeching) 311 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:36,209 It's not important if you win or lose. 312 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:42,959 (microphone screeching) (woman whispering) 313 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,375 - Because if you do your best, 314 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,542 you'll always be a winner. 315 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,999 (microphone screeching) (woman whispering) 316 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:55,250 - Just follow your dreams, whatever they are. 317 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,940 (shushing) (farting) 318 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:58,799 - Thank you. 319 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:02,500 Thank you again, Mr. Rodman. (clapping) 320 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,918 Thank you, thank you so much. 321 00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,500 - [Dennis] Check please. 322 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,626 - Oh. 323 00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:10,959 I almost forgot. 324 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:17,435 Well, it's been a pleasure. 325 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:22,459 - Now's our chance, let's go. (upbeat hip hop music) 326 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,314 - D. 327 00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:27,334 D. Rod. 328 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:28,755 D. Rod. 329 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:33,541 Yo, D, yo. - Mr. Rodman. 330 00:15:35,455 --> 00:15:37,667 Mr. Rodman, could we talk to you for a second? 331 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,626 - Not now. 332 00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:39,584 - We just need a minute. 333 00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:40,751 - Yeah, we're fans, man. 334 00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:41,834 - Big ones? 335 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:42,918 - Yeah, like you said in there, 336 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:43,999 we're trying to follow our dream. 337 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,167 - And what would that be? 338 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,834 - We're gonna form a basketball team. 339 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:49,918 - What? 340 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,209 Are you serious? 341 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,918 - Yes, we're training every day 342 00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:56,334 at the park down the street. 343 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,542 - Yeah, we wanna play in the Venice Beach 344 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,500 basketball tournament. 345 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,459 It starts in eight weeks. 346 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,751 - You can help us win by playing with us. 347 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,228 - Or you could be our coach. 348 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,960 - Am I being Punk'd right now? 349 00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:05,588 Look, time is money. 350 00:16:05,612 --> 00:16:06,695 I don't have the time, 351 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,250 and you guys don't look like you have the money. 352 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,459 So you know what, bye. 353 00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:12,189 - Can you at least think about it, Mr. Rodman? 354 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,167 - Hey, at least we tried. (gentle music) 355 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,876 I'll see y'all later. 356 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,959 - Where are you going? 357 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,542 - Yeah, I'd stay, but I gotta head home. 358 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,000 I got real work to do. 359 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,417 - We're still gonna do the tournament, right? 360 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,250 I'll see you at practice tomorrow. 361 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,584 Who needs Rodman, anyway? 362 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:49,685 (upbeat hip hop music) 363 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,500 - Chevy? 364 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,334 Why the long face? 365 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,918 Something wrong? 366 00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:57,375 - What are you, my shrink? 367 00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,167 - Hey, you don't have to bite my head off. 368 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,626 I was just trying to help. 369 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:03,792 - Sorry, Lorraine. 370 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,250 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 371 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,042 I'm just a little depressed. 372 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:08,834 - Could've fooled me. 373 00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:11,705 Come on, what's the matter? 374 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,209 Talk to Dr. Lorraine. 375 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,083 - I wanna be a basketball player. 376 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,616 - Are you gonna stop being funny 377 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,209 and tell me what the problem is? 378 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,167 - I wanna play basketball with Roger, 379 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,250 and my old friend Nick, and George. 380 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,459 I wanna compete in the Venice Beach basketball tournament. 381 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:30,667 - That's great. 382 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,626 If that's what you wanna do, then go for it. 383 00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,584 I'm behind you all the way. 384 00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,125 - But there's a little problem. 385 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,209 Look at us. 386 00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:39,745 - Yeah? 387 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,834 - We're dwarves. 388 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,234 - No. 389 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,918 Come on. 390 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,334 I've known you for years. 391 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,417 And what we are has never stopped you before. 392 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,834 Look at me. 393 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,959 This is the hottest diner in Venice Beach. 394 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,959 Do you know how many tall, 395 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:58,959 boob-alicious blondes tried out for this job? 396 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,375 And guess who got it. 397 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,959 Me, with my fabulous personality. 398 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,959 - [Customer] Hey, what about my fries? 399 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,417 - What about 'em? 400 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,709 - But this is different. 401 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:09,667 - How? 402 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,292 - Because this is impossible. 403 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,999 - So, what do you want? 404 00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:15,921 - I want people to respect me, 405 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:17,459 I want people to like me for who I am, 406 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,959 and I wanna win the basketball tournament. 407 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,218 And I want, 408 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,417 and I want a steady girlfriend. 409 00:18:24,475 --> 00:18:25,267 - No. 410 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,667 What do you wanna eat? 411 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,584 - Oh, the usual. 412 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:31,042 - Coming right up. 413 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:43,334 (upbeat rock music) 414 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,417 - I don't know what you can do anymore. 415 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,584 You've done it all. 416 00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,999 You showed up in a wedding dress at Rockefeller Center. 417 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,792 You go-go danced in a cage. 418 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,876 You dyed your hair every possible color. 419 00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:59,417 You did way too many reality shows. 420 00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:01,560 You think you can change your image 421 00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,292 by making public appearances at high schools? 422 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,334 Who are you trying to fool? 423 00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,751 - What are you saying? 424 00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:07,959 - You're a freak. 425 00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:09,918 I made you a freak. 426 00:19:09,918 --> 00:19:11,083 And you know why? 427 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,999 For the money. 428 00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:15,417 You make money, I make money. 429 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,375 But now there's no money anymore. 430 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,209 We need to find a gimmick. 431 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:21,693 - Funny, yesterday a bunch of dwarves came 432 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:22,709 and asked me to play basketball. 433 00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,959 Something, some tournament, something like that. 434 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,999 You know, they're talking about following their dreams. 435 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,125 They even asked me to coach 'em. 436 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,459 - We have sunk to a new low. 437 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:35,876 Wait a minute. 438 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,792 Hold it right there. 439 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:42,083 Do you see the possibilities, the publicity? 440 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,500 This could be a goldmine. 441 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,167 It's never been done before. 442 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,876 You know what we can do with this? 443 00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:47,834 Think about it. 444 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,466 The great Dennis Rodman, 445 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,747 next to these tiny little, 446 00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:53,876 what are they called? Who cares? 447 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:56,751 They're just teeny weeny, mini. 448 00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:58,247 That's it. 449 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,518 The Minis. 450 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,417 (laughing) 451 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,292 The Minis, it's perfect. 452 00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:06,417 I gotta start making some phone calls. 453 00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:07,626 Where are they? 454 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:08,584 - Who? 455 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,751 - The Minis. 456 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:10,652 - I don't know. 457 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,083 They said they practice down in Venice Beach. 458 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,167 - Well then go find them. 459 00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,667 You're still here. 460 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,167 Time is money. 461 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,224 Get me my Minis. 462 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:36,959 (upbeat pop music) 463 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,626 - Hey, thanks for giving me a lift. 464 00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:46,709 - I don't mind being your chauffeur, 465 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,792 but when are you gonna get your own car? 466 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:49,918 - When I'm ready. 467 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:50,876 But if I had that operation, 468 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,000 I wouldn't need the pedal extension. 469 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,999 - Even with that operation, 470 00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:54,542 you still won't be able to reach the pedals. 471 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:55,542 Get over it. 472 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,500 Maybe we should find three more players. 473 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,209 I think Nick and George bailed out. 474 00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:05,876 - That's what you think. 475 00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:07,500 - Nick. - Hey. 476 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,167 - All right. 477 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,709 Looks like we only need two more players. 478 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,643 - Hey, what about me? 479 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,433 - George. - Hey, George. 480 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,042 - The old team is back in action. 481 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:21,209 - [All] Yeah. (clapping) 482 00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:23,792 - Yeah, the old dinosaurs are back. 483 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:24,626 - Yeah. 484 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,626 You know it. 485 00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:28,959 - Hey, what's with the limo? 486 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,042 - Hey Minis. 487 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,626 Are you still looking for a fifth player? 488 00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,000 - Minis? 489 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,999 - Catchy, huh? 490 00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:40,584 Our agent's idea. 491 00:21:40,584 --> 00:21:41,542 - Agent? 492 00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:42,999 - What agent? 493 00:21:42,999 --> 00:21:46,083 - I want that proposal on my desk tomorrow, you hear? 494 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,375 (gentle music) (phone beeping) 495 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,125 Bob, you're fired. 496 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:50,974 Yeah? 497 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,209 What does he want? 498 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:54,417 What, is he nuts? 499 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,375 You tell him to call me. 500 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,542 I'll cut him down to size. 501 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:02,073 Minis. 502 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,250 Get in here. 503 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,250 Have a seat. 504 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,000 Can I get you anything? 505 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,334 - Well, actually. 506 00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:12,459 - Okay so you're fine, good. 507 00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:14,667 Now, let's get down to business. 508 00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:17,869 Whose idea was it to put a midget 509 00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:19,083 basketball team together? 510 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,209 - [All] Yours. 511 00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:21,542 - Not midgets. 512 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:22,908 - Yeah yeah yeah. 513 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,167 Dwarves, midgets, whatever. 514 00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:25,323 From now on, 515 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,667 you're the Minis. 516 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,709 Get it? 517 00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:30,209 The Minis. 518 00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,751 Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy. 519 00:22:33,999 --> 00:22:37,500 You might be little, but I'm gonna make you big. 520 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,125 Big big big big big. 521 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,250 - Well, we're ready for the challenge, 522 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,959 and we're gonna give you 110%. 523 00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:46,500 - 110%? 524 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,459 That's not enough. 525 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,959 From now on, I want 200%. 526 00:22:48,959 --> 00:22:50,530 I want 500%. 527 00:22:50,554 --> 00:22:52,638 I want every inch of you. 528 00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,500 Hey, I think I just made a funny. 529 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,626 (chuckling) 530 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,459 This is the big league. 531 00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:03,667 We are here to make money, lots of money. 532 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,125 - But money isn't everything, you know. 533 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:07,083 - Would you shut up? 534 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,834 Let's listen to the man. 535 00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:09,999 (chuckling) 536 00:23:09,999 --> 00:23:10,999 (sniffing) 537 00:23:10,999 --> 00:23:12,125 - Do you smell that? 538 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,375 (sniffing) 539 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:17,918 - Don't look at me. 540 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,667 - I smell endorsements. 541 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:22,042 I smell commercials. 542 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:25,463 I smell your own comedy special. 543 00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:30,250 I smell a miniseries. 544 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,643 A Mini miniseries. 545 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,334 - So what about a short film? 546 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:35,584 - There you go. 547 00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:37,643 - Who are you? 548 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,602 - Who am I? 549 00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:41,459 I'm your agent. 550 00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:43,167 Okay, time is wasting. 551 00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:44,292 And Dennis? 552 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,459 - And time is money. 553 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,000 - That's what I wanna hear. 554 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,250 I gotta set up photo shoots, 555 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,157 interviews, costumes. 556 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,758 - What about basketball? 557 00:23:52,782 --> 00:23:54,125 - What about it? 558 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,334 - Don't we need to practice? 559 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,626 - No problem. 560 00:23:56,626 --> 00:23:58,042 Got that covered. 561 00:23:58,999 --> 00:24:01,876 - Minis. (upbeat music) 562 00:24:01,876 --> 00:24:05,209 ♪ They made fun of us in high school ♪ 563 00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:08,999 ♪ They stepped on us, we were the fools ♪ 564 00:24:08,999 --> 00:24:12,751 ♪ But now we're gonna make 'em pay ♪ 565 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,500 ♪ The Minis gonna have their way ♪ 566 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,334 ♪ You know I don't like it when they say ♪ 567 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:24,209 ♪ That we're too little, we can't play ♪ 568 00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:27,999 ♪ We winners know we're not that tall ♪ 569 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:32,459 ♪ We're gonna rock at basketball ♪ 570 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:35,709 ♪ I am not a little boy ♪ 571 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:39,167 ♪ I'm not a doll, I'm not a toy ♪ 572 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:40,167 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 573 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:43,375 ♪ We're gonna stand up and command ♪ 574 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,417 ♪ I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪ 575 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,584 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 576 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,250 ♪ I am not a little boy ♪ 577 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,209 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 578 00:24:51,209 --> 00:24:52,959 ♪ I'm not a doll, I'm not a toy ♪ 579 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,751 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 580 00:24:54,751 --> 00:24:56,626 ♪ We're gonna stand up and command ♪ 581 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:58,459 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 582 00:24:58,459 --> 00:25:00,626 ♪ I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪ 583 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:03,042 ♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪ 584 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,584 - I think we may have a problem. 585 00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:06,459 Things aren't working out the way I expected. 586 00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:07,459 - Come on, man. 587 00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:08,876 Don't give up on us. 588 00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:09,709 - I'm not. 589 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:10,834 We gotta be more creative. 590 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:14,667 ♪ They put us down every day ♪ (upbeat rock music) 591 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:17,959 ♪ They never ever let us play ♪ 592 00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:21,250 ♪ Tired of the harder they're waiting for ♪ 593 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:24,999 ♪ We're gonna rock at basketball ♪ 594 00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:28,167 ♪ So what, we're different, you and me ♪ 595 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:31,667 ♪ But that's a good thing, can't you see ♪ 596 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:35,167 ♪ Gonna stand and be a man ♪ 597 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:40,209 ♪ 'Cause I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪ 598 00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:41,792 ♪ Hey Mini, you're the guy ♪ 599 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:43,417 ♪ Mini, Mini, you're divine ♪ 600 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,667 ♪ Go Minis, go Minis, go Minis, go Minis ♪ 601 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:48,876 ♪ Jump, jump, shooting high ♪ 602 00:25:48,876 --> 00:25:50,375 ♪ Come on, Minis, you can fly ♪ 603 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:53,083 ♪ Go Minis, go Minis, go Minis, go Minis ♪ 604 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:58,083 ♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪ 605 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:02,334 ♪ Hey Mini, you're the guy ♪ 606 00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:03,876 ♪ Mini, Mini, you're diving ♪ 607 00:26:03,876 --> 00:26:07,250 ♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪ 608 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,959 ♪ Jump, jump, shooting high ♪ 609 00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,667 ♪ Come on, Minis, you can fly ♪ 610 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:13,751 ♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪ 611 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:17,167 - [Roger] Dinner. 612 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:17,999 Chris? 613 00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:21,371 - How many times do I have to tell you 614 00:26:21,396 --> 00:26:23,125 to knock before you come in? 615 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,209 - I'm sorry, champ. 616 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,250 Hey, I didn't wanna say anything 617 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,542 'cause I didn't wanna jinx it, 618 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,959 but Jack told me today he has some big things planned. 619 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:33,250 So you know what that means. 620 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,125 We'll have the money to send you to college. 621 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,999 - Mom already told me. 622 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,834 - That's great, isn't it? 623 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:43,709 - Yeah, I guess all my dreams have come true now. 624 00:26:43,709 --> 00:26:45,292 - What? 625 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:47,918 What did I say wrong now? 626 00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:57,918 (gentle music) 627 00:26:59,209 --> 00:27:00,209 - Need a hand? 628 00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:01,667 - Oh, I'm fine. 629 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,999 Thanks, Chimney. 630 00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:07,083 Here, this is for you. 631 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,292 - What's with the stuffed animal? 632 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,626 - You haven't seen my place before, have you? 633 00:27:10,626 --> 00:27:12,418 Come on in. 634 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,250 Make yourself at home. 635 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:20,731 I'm just gonna put these bags in the kitchen. 636 00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:23,213 (cow mooing) 637 00:27:24,918 --> 00:27:27,792 Well, what do you think of the decor? 638 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:30,753 That's French for decoration. 639 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:34,417 - So I take it you like cows. 640 00:27:34,417 --> 00:27:38,125 So this is what mad cow disease looks like. 641 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:41,209 - I was Miss Bovine a few years ago. 642 00:27:41,209 --> 00:27:43,609 And then, I was runner-up 643 00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:46,550 in the North American Miss Hosting. 644 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,584 Oh. (cow mooing) 645 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,209 I could go on and on and on. 646 00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:54,310 But, anyway. 647 00:27:54,334 --> 00:27:56,292 What did you do today? 648 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:58,334 - Well, I hung around with Dennis Rodman. 649 00:27:58,334 --> 00:27:59,667 (cow mooing) 650 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,999 - You were hanging out with Dennis Rodman? 651 00:28:01,999 --> 00:28:05,209 - And we've been practicing every day. 652 00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:08,042 - You put together a basketball team. 653 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:09,596 - Yes, and we're gonna play 654 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,096 in the Venice Beach basketball tournament. 655 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,042 - You and Dennis Rodman? (cow mooing) 656 00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:18,250 - Yeah, we even have the same agent. 657 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,125 - You and Dennis Rodman have the same agent? 658 00:28:21,711 --> 00:28:25,711 - Yes, and Jack said we're gonna be big big big. 659 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,284 - Really? 660 00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:36,167 Can I get you something to drink? 661 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:38,351 - Wow, thanks. 662 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:39,375 Anything but milk. 663 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:42,459 (laughing) 664 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,107 - You are so funny. 665 00:28:45,131 --> 00:28:46,255 You know what? 666 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:50,042 Why don't I make you a nice, 667 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:53,476 home-style Texan meal? 668 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,976 - Mm. 669 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:06,000 (upbeat rock music) 670 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:12,334 (siren wailing) 671 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,834 (gentle rock music) 672 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:15,876 - Hey guys. 673 00:29:15,876 --> 00:29:17,125 The usual? 674 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,626 - Sounds good. 675 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:19,918 - Not me. 676 00:29:19,918 --> 00:29:22,334 Today, I want my eggs well scrambled. 677 00:29:22,334 --> 00:29:23,999 With some home fries. 678 00:29:23,999 --> 00:29:26,959 No, I want a grilled chicken salad. 679 00:29:26,959 --> 00:29:28,500 Gotta keep in shape, you know? 680 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,751 - Woo, you're in a good mood. 681 00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:32,417 It's been a while. 682 00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:33,999 How's it going? 683 00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:35,626 - We've been practicing 24-7, 684 00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:36,999 and we're getting better every day. 685 00:29:36,999 --> 00:29:38,334 - Well, that's not why I'm in a good mood. 686 00:29:38,334 --> 00:29:39,500 Do you remember that sexy blonde 687 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,584 that lives in my apartment building? 688 00:29:41,584 --> 00:29:42,709 - She's from Paris. 689 00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:44,542 - Texas, that is. 690 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:46,584 Well, she almost had a cow when she heard 691 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,292 I'm playing basketball, and I'm gonna be a star. 692 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:51,542 I think she's warming up to me. 693 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:54,000 - Chevy, does this Miss Texas like you, 694 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,626 or your newfound fame? 695 00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:56,626 - What do I care? 696 00:29:56,626 --> 00:30:00,999 As long as I get the girl. (cell phone ringing) 697 00:30:01,545 --> 00:30:02,422 - Hello? 698 00:30:02,999 --> 00:30:03,834 Yeah. 699 00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:06,843 Alright. 700 00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:09,417 Sure, we're on our way. 701 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:10,417 That was Dennis. 702 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,000 Sounds important. 703 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,083 I hope everything's okay. 704 00:30:16,626 --> 00:30:21,375 - That gold digger's gonna crunch your heart like a crouton. 705 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:24,751 Probably got legs taller than I am. 706 00:30:24,751 --> 00:30:25,667 I hate her. 707 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,626 What? 708 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:30,999 What are you looking at? 709 00:30:30,999 --> 00:30:32,584 - Hi, I'm Megumi Hosogai, 710 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:34,266 and we're down here today 711 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,334 at the Venice Beach courts 712 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,042 meeting some very, very special basketball players. 713 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:39,125 The Minis. 714 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,584 Well little man, tell me about your team. 715 00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:43,500 - Well there's really not much to say. 716 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,751 It's just me, Roger, Nick, and George, 717 00:30:45,751 --> 00:30:48,000 and of course, Dennis Rodman. 718 00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:50,163 - He wasn't joking. 719 00:30:50,188 --> 00:30:51,999 He's really doing it. 720 00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:53,959 - Let's try to get a few words from Dennis. 721 00:30:54,371 --> 00:30:57,912 Dennis, I know this tournament is open to everyone, 722 00:30:57,937 --> 00:31:00,023 but don't you find it a little unfair 723 00:31:00,047 --> 00:31:03,292 having an NBA star playing against amateurs? 724 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:05,209 - That's not what this is all about. 725 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,667 This is about showing people, 726 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,584 no matter who you are, big or small, 727 00:31:08,584 --> 00:31:11,351 when you play as a team, you can do anything, 728 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:14,437 and remember, it's not important if you win or lose. 729 00:31:14,461 --> 00:31:16,038 If you do your best, 730 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,542 you'll always be a winner. 731 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,834 - You're such an inspiration, Dennis. 732 00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,683 - Stop it, will you? 733 00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:23,208 I have a headache. 734 00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:26,545 - Get ready, California, 735 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:28,499 because you're gonna be hearing a lot more 736 00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:29,834 about The Minis. (upbeat music) 737 00:31:29,834 --> 00:31:33,542 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 738 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:37,209 ♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪ 739 00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:40,876 ♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪ 740 00:31:40,876 --> 00:31:44,876 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 741 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:48,417 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 742 00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:51,999 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 743 00:31:51,999 --> 00:31:55,876 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 744 00:31:55,876 --> 00:31:59,292 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 745 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,542 ♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪ 746 00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:22,209 ♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪ 747 00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:26,000 ♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪ 748 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,083 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 749 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:33,709 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 750 00:32:33,709 --> 00:32:37,626 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 751 00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:41,167 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 752 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:44,584 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 753 00:33:14,834 --> 00:33:18,959 ♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪ 754 00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:22,792 ♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪ 755 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,500 ♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪ 756 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:30,542 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 757 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:34,125 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 758 00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:37,959 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 759 00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:41,709 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 760 00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:45,918 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 761 00:33:45,918 --> 00:33:49,626 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 762 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:52,999 ♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪ 763 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:56,834 ♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪ 764 00:33:56,834 --> 00:34:00,959 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 765 00:34:00,959 --> 00:34:04,709 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 766 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,417 ♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪ 767 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:13,334 (beeping) 768 00:34:13,334 --> 00:34:14,334 (laughing) 769 00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:15,167 - Roger. 770 00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:18,357 Roger. - Susan. 771 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:21,402 - You guys are adorable. 772 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,551 Did you know that The Minis 773 00:34:22,576 --> 00:34:24,042 have their own online store? 774 00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:26,417 - Must have been one of Jack's ideas. 775 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:27,292 - Get over here, come here. 776 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:29,083 You have to take a look. 777 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,626 It's unbelievable. 778 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:32,918 I bought all The Minis merchandise 779 00:34:32,918 --> 00:34:34,834 that I could get my little hands on. 780 00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,417 - Oh no. - Oh yes. 781 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,375 Look, T shirts, (beeping) 782 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,834 backpacks, basketballs, of course, 783 00:34:40,834 --> 00:34:43,372 Mini hoops, action figures. - Action figures. 784 00:34:43,396 --> 00:34:44,751 - Uh huh. - Life-size? 785 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,417 - No. 786 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,417 But when you put them in water, 787 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:49,334 they increase in size by 600%. 788 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:50,542 - Not bad. 789 00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:51,542 Do you think it would work on me? 790 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:52,542 - Oh silly. 791 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:55,380 There's even gonna be a video game. 792 00:34:55,404 --> 00:34:56,918 - You know, I could've gotten all this stuff for free. 793 00:34:56,918 --> 00:34:58,779 - I know, I know. 794 00:34:58,803 --> 00:35:00,497 But with all the money that's coming in. 795 00:35:00,521 --> 00:35:01,591 - Speaking of which, 796 00:35:01,615 --> 00:35:03,334 Jack just gave me another check today. 797 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:06,584 - Oh, what are we gonna do with all this money? 798 00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:07,709 - I'm sure you'll figure it out. 799 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:08,974 - Oh you're darn-tootin'. 800 00:35:08,998 --> 00:35:11,161 You just concentrate on winning 801 00:35:11,185 --> 00:35:12,417 that tournament in two weeks. 802 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:15,083 - Yeah, but, where's Chris? 803 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,999 - He's doing his thing at the hospital. 804 00:35:17,999 --> 00:35:19,125 - He's got a thing? 805 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,975 - Mm hmm, volunteering. 806 00:35:21,999 --> 00:35:23,292 - I didn't know that. 807 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:24,999 - Well how could you, darling? 808 00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,709 You're never here anymore. 809 00:35:27,684 --> 00:35:31,184 - Susan, I'm doing this for Chris, for us. 810 00:35:31,209 --> 00:35:35,292 - Honey, you can't buy your son with money. 811 00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:38,143 You are a great father. 812 00:35:38,351 --> 00:35:40,226 Even before the team and all of this, 813 00:35:40,251 --> 00:35:42,835 you gave Chris everything that he wanted. 814 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,482 He's just, 815 00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:45,876 growing up. 816 00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:50,500 Our baby isn't a baby anymore. 817 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,334 - Oh. 818 00:35:54,209 --> 00:35:56,999 (birds chirping) 819 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:06,626 - Well. 820 00:36:06,626 --> 00:36:08,083 Look who it is. 821 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,576 A celebrity. 822 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:13,185 Oh, he's ignoring us. 823 00:36:13,209 --> 00:36:14,751 Now that his dad knows Rodman, 824 00:36:14,751 --> 00:36:17,209 he thinks he's better than us. 825 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,417 Did you hear me? 826 00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:23,167 Oh, now Chris is being a snob. 827 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:25,000 His little father's famous. 828 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,292 Been on all the talk shows. 829 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,959 But he'll always be a loser. 830 00:36:30,959 --> 00:36:34,018 Like father, like son. 831 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,125 - Jimmy. 832 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:38,792 You really get off by making fun of others, don't you? 833 00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:42,542 Does it make you feel like a man when you insult people? 834 00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:45,042 Ooh, Jimmy's so cool. 835 00:36:45,042 --> 00:36:49,417 You act so hardcore in front of all of your friends, 836 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:54,292 but I wanna know what you're like all alone, one-on-one. 837 00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:57,083 Because let me tell you something. 838 00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,500 My father is not a loser. 839 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,167 He wins every single day 840 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:04,417 by putting up with low-lifes like you. 841 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:06,876 And so what if he's a dwarf? 842 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,513 My father is bigger than you will ever be. 843 00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:20,959 (steady funky music) 844 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:28,959 ♪ Woo ♪ 845 00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,584 ♪ You better give up, get my way ♪ 846 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,667 ♪ I'm coming after you ♪ 847 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,918 ♪ Nowhere to run, I like to play ♪ 848 00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:37,209 ♪ A little bit of house with you ♪ 849 00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:38,709 ♪ I wanna bet a shuffle ♪ 850 00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:39,709 ♪ Tonight's the night ♪ 851 00:37:39,709 --> 00:37:41,083 ♪ Feel like falling in love ♪ 852 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:43,292 ♪ I'm 24-7 so hold on tight ♪ 853 00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:45,709 ♪ The way, we can do it ♪ 854 00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:47,834 ♪ Now where's the fun I like to play ♪ 855 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:50,042 ♪ I'm coming after you ♪ 856 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:51,417 ♪ I wanna bet a shuffle ♪ 857 00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:52,459 ♪ Tonight's the night ♪ 858 00:37:52,459 --> 00:37:55,375 ♪ Feel like falling in love ♪ 859 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,999 - I don't dance. 860 00:37:56,999 --> 00:37:59,334 - He loves to dance, go, go. 861 00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:01,999 He worships me. 862 00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:06,667 Can you believe that's your dad? 863 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,417 ♪ Ooh ♪ 864 00:38:13,364 --> 00:38:15,060 - Excuse me. 865 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,793 I need to go freshen up. 866 00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:21,643 ♪ Ooh, with you ♪ 867 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,459 - Hey Chevy, she's pretty fine, dude. 868 00:38:24,459 --> 00:38:25,626 - She sure is. 869 00:38:25,626 --> 00:38:26,918 And now since I have a lot of money, 870 00:38:26,918 --> 00:38:28,500 I could finally get that operation. 871 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,334 - What operation? 872 00:38:29,334 --> 00:38:30,167 - To make me taller. 873 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,083 - Say what? 874 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,751 - Let me explain. 875 00:38:32,751 --> 00:38:35,375 It's a limb-lengthening process. 876 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,106 It's where they pull apart your bones about 877 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:39,209 one millimeter per day. 878 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:40,959 - Well that sounds pretty serious. 879 00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:42,914 - Everything has a risk. 880 00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,980 I can't walk for about four months, 881 00:38:45,005 --> 00:38:46,083 maybe some muscle loss. 882 00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:47,500 Could be some nerve damage. 883 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,834 Might be could make me paralyzed. 884 00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:49,876 But that's a small chance. 885 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:50,918 But this is my big chance. 886 00:38:50,918 --> 00:38:52,167 After about 10 operations, 887 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,542 I could be this much taller. 888 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:55,876 - All this for what? 889 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:56,959 A few inches? 890 00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:00,375 - Man, I'll sell my soul to be as tall as you. 891 00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:02,584 I'm sick of people looking down on me like I'm a freak. 892 00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:04,459 - Look at me. 893 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:06,876 To my eyes, we all freaks. 894 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,000 - I know. 895 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,125 When people look at me, it hurts. 896 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,584 It hurts so much more than that operation ever could. 897 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,042 - No, you don't need the operation. 898 00:39:14,042 --> 00:39:15,751 You know, you stand taller than anybody I know. 899 00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:16,584 - Really? 900 00:39:16,584 --> 00:39:19,334 - Right on, brother, you the man. 901 00:39:20,209 --> 00:39:23,626 ♪ When I think of what we've been through ♪ 902 00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:27,417 ♪ I can't believe that our dreams come true ♪ 903 00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:31,042 ♪ 'Cause we believe we can reach the stars ♪ 904 00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:35,042 ♪ We're gonna win being who we are ♪ 905 00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:38,417 ♪ We're dancing under the bright lights, feeling alright ♪ 906 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:39,918 ♪ Couldn't be better ♪ 907 00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:42,334 ♪ Night life so out of sight ♪ 908 00:39:42,334 --> 00:39:44,250 ♪ We're happy together ♪ 909 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:46,083 ♪ Party with friends, the fun never ends ♪ 910 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,959 ♪ At the woman ♪ 911 00:39:47,959 --> 00:39:49,918 ♪ You and me, one big family ♪ 912 00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:53,417 ♪ And fun with the people, ooh ooh ♪ 913 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:55,417 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 914 00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,459 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 915 00:39:57,459 --> 00:40:02,250 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 916 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:06,250 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 917 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,500 ♪ We're dancing under the bright lights ♪ 918 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,375 ♪ Feeling alright, couldn't be better ♪ 919 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,918 ♪ Night life so out of sight ♪ 920 00:40:12,918 --> 00:40:15,042 ♪ We're happy together ♪ 921 00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:16,834 ♪ Party with friends, the fun never ends ♪ 922 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,959 ♪ And they'll want more ♪ 923 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:20,667 ♪ You and me, one big family ♪ 924 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,375 ♪ With all of the people ♪ 925 00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:24,737 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 926 00:40:24,762 --> 00:40:25,721 - Oh no. 927 00:40:25,746 --> 00:40:26,787 Who the hell are you? 928 00:40:26,812 --> 00:40:27,812 This is my husband. 929 00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:29,190 - We're just dancing. 930 00:40:29,214 --> 00:40:30,500 - No, no. No. - Just a dance. 931 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,956 - No, no. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 932 00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,917 - You better get going. 933 00:40:33,941 --> 00:40:35,042 Bye. - Hey. 934 00:40:35,042 --> 00:40:36,125 Come on, let's go get a drink. 935 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,375 I need a drink. 936 00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:44,584 - You're not having the greatest time, are you? 937 00:40:44,584 --> 00:40:45,959 - It's not that. 938 00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:48,792 - What is it? 939 00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:50,459 You've been so distant. 940 00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:51,542 You've been like this for a while. 941 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:53,209 Is it the scholarship? 942 00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,042 I mean, don't worry. 943 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:55,584 We have more than enough money. 944 00:40:55,584 --> 00:40:57,542 - I don't care about that. 945 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,500 - Okay, what do you say tomorrow 946 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500 after the tournament, 947 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,500 we take a trip down to Northern Heights, 948 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,584 check it out. 949 00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:03,667 If you don't like it, 950 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:04,792 there's plenty of other schools 951 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:05,999 with great basketball teams. - Basketball, 952 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:07,709 basketball, basketball. 953 00:41:07,709 --> 00:41:09,876 I don't care about basketball. 954 00:41:09,876 --> 00:41:10,999 - Take it easy. 955 00:41:10,999 --> 00:41:12,738 - I don't wanna play basketball. 956 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:13,595 - What do you mean? 957 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:14,626 That's what you've always wanted. 958 00:41:14,626 --> 00:41:17,083 - No, that is what you have always wanted. 959 00:41:17,417 --> 00:41:18,751 I played basketball because 960 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,334 you wanted me to play basketball. 961 00:41:20,334 --> 00:41:23,584 You never asked me what I wanted to do. 962 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:27,334 - Okay, what do you want to do? 963 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:32,209 - Nevermind. 964 00:41:32,209 --> 00:41:33,209 - Oh come on, Chris. 965 00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,334 Talk to me, I'm your dad. 966 00:41:43,984 --> 00:41:46,859 - I just want to make people laugh. 967 00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:48,918 - That's fine. 968 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:51,114 If you wanna make people laugh, become a dwarf. 969 00:41:51,138 --> 00:41:52,846 Look at me, I'm tiny. 970 00:41:53,751 --> 00:41:55,584 - That's not funny. 971 00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:57,284 - Well, come on. 972 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,667 - I've been volunteering for a while now 973 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,542 at the community center. 974 00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:05,209 - Yeah, your mom told me about that. 975 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:07,125 - And at the hospital. 976 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,375 - That's great. 977 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:12,497 - And I want to be a clown. 978 00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:14,459 - Huh? 979 00:42:15,812 --> 00:42:17,729 - I want to be a clown. 980 00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:19,459 - Are you serious? 981 00:42:19,459 --> 00:42:20,876 - Yes. 982 00:42:20,876 --> 00:42:22,459 - A clown? 983 00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:24,167 - And I want to go to clown school. 984 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,999 - Clown school? 985 00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:27,209 - In Paris. 986 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,253 - Oh. 987 00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:30,959 Paris, Texas? 988 00:42:30,959 --> 00:42:33,375 - No, Paris, France. 989 00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:35,751 - Oh, I can't believe this. 990 00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:37,918 Did Chevy put you up to this? 991 00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:40,643 - No, I'm serious. 992 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,083 - Chris, we have the money. 993 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,876 You can do whatever you want. 994 00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:46,042 - Then you weren't listening to me. 995 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:49,918 Because I just said I want to be a clown. 996 00:42:49,918 --> 00:42:52,334 - Chris, why didn't you tell me this before? 997 00:42:52,334 --> 00:42:54,792 - Because you never asked me. 998 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,834 (upbeat dance music) 999 00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:02,292 - This has been such an interesting evening. 1000 00:43:02,292 --> 00:43:04,417 I met so many people. 1001 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,334 - After the party at my place or your place? 1002 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,667 - It's late, you know. 1003 00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:10,751 I have an audition tomorrow morning. 1004 00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:11,834 And you know what? 1005 00:43:11,834 --> 00:43:13,918 I have a piercing headache. 1006 00:43:13,918 --> 00:43:16,375 - Lately, you've been having a lot of headaches. 1007 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:20,500 ♪ I surrender, la la la ♪ 1008 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:25,083 ♪ Move in closer, la la dee da ♪ 1009 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:30,083 (upbeat music) (crowd cheering) 1010 00:43:31,999 --> 00:43:37,014 (speaking in foreign language) 1011 00:43:37,038 --> 00:43:39,083 ♪ Are you ready ♪ 1012 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,209 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1013 00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:45,667 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1014 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:49,918 ♪ Break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down ♪ 1015 00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:52,792 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1016 00:43:52,792 --> 00:43:56,042 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1017 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:59,500 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it on fire ♪ 1018 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,709 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1019 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:04,042 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1020 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,876 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1021 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,709 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1022 00:44:07,709 --> 00:44:10,792 ♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪ 1023 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:14,959 ♪ They like my flow and see how it goes ♪ 1024 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:18,042 ♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪ 1025 00:44:18,042 --> 00:44:19,500 ♪ They like my flow ♪ 1026 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,500 ♪ And see how it goes ♪ 1027 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:27,059 - Minis, I just got you a national commercial. 1028 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,292 This is the big one. 1029 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,695 Ready? 1030 00:44:31,584 --> 00:44:34,210 This is just an idea. 1031 00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:38,125 (ominous music) 1032 00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:41,999 The diaper company went gaga. 1033 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:44,876 You get it? 1034 00:44:44,876 --> 00:44:45,959 Goo goo gaga. 1035 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,334 Listen to the jingle. 1036 00:44:49,334 --> 00:44:51,459 ♪ For number one and number two ♪ 1037 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:54,667 ♪ Mini diapers offer you ♪ 1038 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:57,709 And I am this close to getting you 1039 00:44:57,709 --> 00:44:59,999 a hemorrhoid commercial. 1040 00:44:59,999 --> 00:45:01,834 - But, hemorrhoid. 1041 00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:03,626 - Butt, exactly. 1042 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,292 You said you wanted to be noticed. 1043 00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:06,985 - By playing basketball. 1044 00:45:07,009 --> 00:45:09,417 By showing people we could do anything if we believe. 1045 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:12,375 Not by being spokespeople for a diaper commercial. 1046 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:14,542 - Don't bite the hand that feeds you. 1047 00:45:14,542 --> 00:45:16,626 You're nobody without me. 1048 00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:21,834 My father always told me I'd be nobody. 1049 00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:24,935 But look at me now. 1050 00:45:24,959 --> 00:45:26,626 I got money. 1051 00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:27,868 I got power. 1052 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,212 I got fame. 1053 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:33,975 I got The Minis. 1054 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:35,083 Where'd everybody go? 1055 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:36,083 - Don't worry, Jack. 1056 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,626 I'll talk to them. 1057 00:45:40,584 --> 00:45:41,584 - At least there's one midget 1058 00:45:41,584 --> 00:45:42,876 who knows how to play ball. 1059 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:43,667 - Dwarf. 1060 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:44,584 - Whatever. 1061 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:51,542 (people chattering) 1062 00:45:57,876 --> 00:45:59,292 - What are you doing? 1063 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,417 - Are you kidding? 1064 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:01,709 Diapers? 1065 00:46:01,709 --> 00:46:03,584 He's turned us into freaks. 1066 00:46:03,584 --> 00:46:04,584 - What's wrong with that? 1067 00:46:04,584 --> 00:46:05,584 He's just doing his job. 1068 00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:06,626 He made us famous. 1069 00:46:06,626 --> 00:46:08,375 Without Jack, we didn't even exist. 1070 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:09,542 - Exist? 1071 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,125 Are you listening to yourself? 1072 00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,999 I can't believe you're on his side. 1073 00:46:12,999 --> 00:46:14,334 - Yeah, you would say that. 1074 00:46:14,334 --> 00:46:16,918 You have a family that loves you, a normal life. 1075 00:46:16,918 --> 00:46:17,918 I need this. 1076 00:46:17,918 --> 00:46:19,999 Sometimes you need to give a little to get a little. 1077 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:21,380 Roger. 1078 00:46:21,999 --> 00:46:23,834 - I'm through with all this, Chevy. 1079 00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:24,834 Better get back in there. 1080 00:46:24,834 --> 00:46:27,417 Organ grinder needs his monkey. 1081 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,167 - I like money just like everyone else. 1082 00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:34,334 You're going over the edge Jack, even for you. 1083 00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:35,334 - If it wasn't for me, 1084 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,042 these Smurfs wouldn't be anywhere. 1085 00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:39,167 - Do you know that before the five NBA championship, 1086 00:46:39,167 --> 00:46:40,500 I used to work at 7-11? 1087 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,834 And I used to work at the airport as a janitor? 1088 00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:44,358 - So? - So? 1089 00:46:44,383 --> 00:46:45,500 That was the time I used to play basketball 1090 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,459 for the love of the game. 1091 00:46:47,459 --> 00:46:51,375 I lost it 'til I met Roger, Nick, George, and Chevy. 1092 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,303 You know, thanks to those guys, 1093 00:46:53,328 --> 00:46:55,023 I understand that life is more important 1094 00:46:55,047 --> 00:46:56,714 than money and fame. 1095 00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:58,584 - Who are you, 1096 00:46:58,584 --> 00:47:00,542 and what did you do with my Dennis Rodman? 1097 00:47:00,542 --> 00:47:02,292 - You don't own me. 1098 00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:03,667 - You're under contract to me. 1099 00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,876 You're all under contract to me. 1100 00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:08,834 You're nothing without me. 1101 00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:11,125 - You're nothing without us. 1102 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:15,375 (ticking) 1103 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,834 (shaver vibrating) 1104 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:26,834 (upbeat instrumental music) 1105 00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:29,417 - Those guys just don't get it. 1106 00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:32,999 I mean, how can anybody say no to all that money? 1107 00:47:32,999 --> 00:47:35,584 You have to milk it for all its worth. 1108 00:47:35,584 --> 00:47:39,792 At least you're still gonna do it, aren't you? 1109 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:42,250 - We're not The Minis anymore. 1110 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,999 - Well. (cow mooing) 1111 00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:46,292 What are we gonna do now? 1112 00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:48,125 - What are we gonna do? 1113 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,626 - Of course, silly. 1114 00:47:49,626 --> 00:47:53,241 I mean, if you're not a Mini, 1115 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:57,209 how could things work out between the two of us? 1116 00:47:57,209 --> 00:48:04,393 (gentle music) 1117 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,292 (knocking on door) 1118 00:48:09,209 --> 00:48:10,334 - Chevy? 1119 00:48:10,334 --> 00:48:12,209 What are you doing here? 1120 00:48:12,209 --> 00:48:13,584 It's late. 1121 00:48:13,584 --> 00:48:14,626 Come on in. 1122 00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:17,000 I'll get you a cup of coffee. 1123 00:48:22,889 --> 00:48:24,250 Saw the billboards. 1124 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:26,375 You guys are all over the place. 1125 00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:28,125 You must be thrilled. 1126 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:33,083 Something's wrong. 1127 00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:35,482 What happened? 1128 00:48:43,876 --> 00:48:44,959 - I got fame. 1129 00:48:45,834 --> 00:48:47,584 I got money. 1130 00:48:47,584 --> 00:48:49,459 I got the girl I always wanted. 1131 00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:50,959 But-- 1132 00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:52,334 - But? 1133 00:48:52,334 --> 00:48:54,626 - But I'm not happy. 1134 00:48:54,626 --> 00:48:58,083 I think she was just using me for my money. 1135 00:48:58,083 --> 00:49:00,292 - I'm not gonna tell you I told you so. 1136 00:49:00,292 --> 00:49:02,417 But I told you so. 1137 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:04,404 Don't you understand that you need someone 1138 00:49:04,428 --> 00:49:06,626 who loves you for who you are? 1139 00:49:06,626 --> 00:49:09,626 And not for what you have. 1140 00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:12,792 Oh Chevy, what am I gonna do with you? 1141 00:49:15,584 --> 00:49:18,542 - I didn't just lose the girl of my dreams. 1142 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,334 I also lost the team. 1143 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,876 I lost my friend, best friend. 1144 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:25,834 I need Roger. 1145 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:28,667 - Then you know what you gotta do. 1146 00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:33,018 After leaving a tip. 1147 00:49:47,626 --> 00:49:49,849 - Maybe I was a little hasty? 1148 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,000 Did I do the right thing? 1149 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 - Of course you did. 1150 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000 - Diapers. 1151 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000 We'll give him diapers. 1152 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,250 Make him cry for his ba-ba. 1153 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,292 - We put this team together 1154 00:49:58,292 --> 00:50:00,167 to prove that we could do anything. 1155 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:02,125 - Yeah, but now what are we gonna do? 1156 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,584 - You do what you set out to do. 1157 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,584 You play basketball. 1158 00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:08,042 You don't need Jack for that. 1159 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,167 (doorbell ringing) 1160 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:10,167 I'll get it. 1161 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:16,167 - But we don't have a team anymore. 1162 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:25,375 - Roger. 1163 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:27,918 - Chevy. 1164 00:50:27,918 --> 00:50:30,417 - I know what's important now. 1165 00:50:31,375 --> 00:50:32,709 - Apology accepted. 1166 00:50:32,709 --> 00:50:33,380 - What? 1167 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,405 I never said I was sorry. 1168 00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:36,555 - Oh come on, man. 1169 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:37,876 - It's cool. 1170 00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:39,000 - Thanks, Rog. 1171 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,834 - I feel a hug coming on. 1172 00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:42,125 - Come on, guys. 1173 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:44,125 - [Both] Hug, hug, hug, hug, 1174 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:46,351 hug, hug, hug. 1175 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:47,999 (clapping) 1176 00:50:47,999 --> 00:50:50,125 - I think I'm gonna cry. 1177 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:51,417 (doorbell ringing) 1178 00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:54,292 That's gotta be the pizza. 1179 00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:56,125 - So what are you gonna do about the game? 1180 00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:57,499 - It's too late in the game 1181 00:50:57,523 --> 00:50:59,440 to find another player. 1182 00:51:03,834 --> 00:51:04,959 - What are you doing here? 1183 00:51:04,959 --> 00:51:06,542 - Well let me guess. 1184 00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:07,959 You came here to convince us to come back? 1185 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:09,042 Well we're not coming back. 1186 00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:10,667 - Enough's enough. 1187 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,709 A man's gotta stand up for what he believes in. 1188 00:51:12,709 --> 00:51:13,959 - Hey, I'm on your side. 1189 00:51:13,959 --> 00:51:15,709 - We don't care what you have to say. 1190 00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:16,751 What? 1191 00:51:16,751 --> 00:51:18,999 What do you mean? 1192 00:51:18,999 --> 00:51:20,083 - I'm on your side. 1193 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,292 We're a team, aren't we? 1194 00:51:22,292 --> 00:51:24,042 I told Jack to hit the road. 1195 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:25,834 You know what, let's just roll with it. 1196 00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,042 - Can we do it? (light majestic music) 1197 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,334 - Together, we can do anything. 1198 00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,209 - You think we can win? 1199 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,876 - I don't know if this team can win, 1200 00:51:32,876 --> 00:51:33,999 but you know what guys? 1201 00:51:33,999 --> 00:51:35,918 You already won me over. 1202 00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:37,751 (laughing) 1203 00:51:37,751 --> 00:51:41,393 - Yeah, yeah. 1204 00:51:41,417 --> 00:51:44,226 - Minis, Minis. 1205 00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:45,959 (cheering and clapping) 1206 00:51:45,959 --> 00:51:48,332 - Minis. 1207 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:56,351 (intense electronic music) 1208 00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:57,626 (people cheering) 1209 00:51:57,626 --> 00:51:59,675 - Welcome to the first annual 1210 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:01,083 Venice Beach Basketball Tournament. 1211 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:04,206 Today, eight teams will be competing against each other, 1212 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:05,964 but only two of them will qualify 1213 00:52:05,988 --> 00:52:07,292 for tomorrow's final game, 1214 00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:10,459 and the chance to win 50,000 dollars. 1215 00:52:10,459 --> 00:52:13,459 Everybody's attention is focused on The Minis. 1216 00:52:13,459 --> 00:52:15,584 The team made up of four little people, 1217 00:52:15,584 --> 00:52:18,542 and ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman. 1218 00:52:18,542 --> 00:52:19,375 (whistle blowing) (upbeat dance music) 1219 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:24,375 ♪ Ooh la la ♪ 1220 00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:27,125 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1221 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,500 ♪ You know we play to win ♪ 1222 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,250 ♪ Play to win ♪ 1223 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,083 ♪ You know we play to win ♪ 1224 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,999 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1225 00:52:33,999 --> 00:52:35,334 ♪ We've got crazy reflex ♪ 1226 00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:37,042 ♪ I could swing like Tiger with a complex ♪ 1227 00:52:37,042 --> 00:52:37,956 ♪ You come at me like ♪ 1228 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:38,776 ♪ Hmm what's next ♪ 1229 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,480 ♪ Serve you well ♪ 1230 00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:41,250 ♪ Like a dance contest, you say we can't ♪ 1231 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,959 ♪ Jump jump, get you on the rebound ♪ 1232 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:43,698 ♪ When I dunk dunk ♪ 1233 00:52:43,722 --> 00:52:44,558 ♪ Running rings around you ♪ 1234 00:52:44,582 --> 00:52:45,534 ♪ Think you're drunk drunk ♪ 1235 00:52:45,558 --> 00:52:47,083 ♪ Now who's the little punk punk ♪ 1236 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:51,057 ♪ You know we play to win, play to win ♪ 1237 00:52:51,081 --> 00:52:52,626 ♪ You know we play to win ♪ 1238 00:52:52,626 --> 00:52:54,542 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1239 00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:57,932 ♪ You know we play to win, play to win ♪ 1240 00:52:57,956 --> 00:53:00,125 ♪ You know we play to win ♪ 1241 00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:01,584 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1242 00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:03,284 ♪ You can't keep the little man down ♪ 1243 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:05,198 ♪ About to blow this like I'm the Terminator now ♪ 1244 00:53:05,222 --> 00:53:06,916 ♪ We got game now, who got shade ♪ 1245 00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,895 ♪ So tell me, who's to blame ♪ 1246 00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,692 ♪ We got mad skills and the odds are against us ♪ 1247 00:53:10,716 --> 00:53:12,294 ♪ Small but fly, you can't pace ♪ 1248 00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:14,012 ♪ Stakes are high, you can't erase us ♪ 1249 00:53:14,036 --> 00:53:17,122 ♪ Gonna dribble you out of the NBA status ♪ 1250 00:53:20,812 --> 00:53:23,375 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ (people cheering) 1251 00:53:23,399 --> 00:53:25,817 - The Minis just won the first game, 1252 00:53:25,817 --> 00:53:27,984 and thanks to the incredible Dennis Rodman, 1253 00:53:27,984 --> 00:53:30,234 they now qualify for the semifinals. 1254 00:53:30,234 --> 00:53:32,732 Unfortunately, we saw a little too little 1255 00:53:32,756 --> 00:53:34,756 from our little players. 1256 00:53:38,942 --> 00:53:40,067 - I can't believe it. 1257 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,959 - I told you we can do it, right? 1258 00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:43,417 You gotta believe in the man. 1259 00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,417 Have faith. 1260 00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:45,918 - But one man did all the work. 1261 00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:48,626 - Wouldn't have won without Dennis, and you know that. 1262 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:49,667 - So where's the victory? 1263 00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:50,959 Dennis played the whole time, 1264 00:53:50,959 --> 00:53:52,292 we just stood there and watched. 1265 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:53,542 I mean, I wanna play basketball. 1266 00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:55,042 - Relax, Rog. 1267 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,876 Don't forget, we're all a team. 1268 00:53:56,876 --> 00:53:57,918 - Nick's right. 1269 00:53:57,918 --> 00:54:00,184 Five fingers make a fist, man. 1270 00:54:00,959 --> 00:54:04,090 - Maybe we need to think small. 1271 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:17,083 (whistle blowing) (upbeat rock music) 1272 00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:22,592 ♪ You know we really don't care what people say ♪ 1273 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:25,467 ♪ You know we're gonna B-ball anyway ♪ 1274 00:54:25,467 --> 00:54:28,176 ♪ Don't think we're scared, I'm gonna tell you why ♪ 1275 00:54:28,176 --> 00:54:31,218 ♪ We're gonna make the big boys cry ♪ 1276 00:54:31,218 --> 00:54:34,176 ♪ You say we can't make it ♪ 1277 00:54:34,176 --> 00:54:37,176 ♪ If there's a rule, we'll break it ♪ 1278 00:54:37,176 --> 00:54:39,759 ♪ We'll shake it, earthquake it ♪ 1279 00:54:39,759 --> 00:54:44,509 ♪ We're gonna make our dreams come true ♪ 1280 00:54:44,509 --> 00:54:47,342 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1281 00:54:47,342 --> 00:54:49,425 ♪ The laugh's on you ♪ 1282 00:54:49,425 --> 00:54:51,967 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1283 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,334 ♪ M-I-N-I-S go go Minis ♪ 1284 00:55:07,334 --> 00:55:10,626 ♪ Go go go go go go Minis ♪ 1285 00:55:10,626 --> 00:55:11,163 - Dennis, 1286 00:55:11,188 --> 00:55:12,521 Think I can fly? 1287 00:55:14,434 --> 00:55:16,599 ♪ Go go Minis ♪ (glass cracking) 1288 00:55:16,599 --> 00:55:19,351 ♪ Our dreams come true ♪ (glass shattering) 1289 00:55:19,351 --> 00:55:21,642 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1290 00:55:21,642 --> 00:55:24,518 ♪ The laugh's on you ♪ 1291 00:55:24,518 --> 00:55:26,975 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1292 00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:29,676 ♪ Go go go go Minis ♪ 1293 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,867 - It's incredible. 1294 00:55:30,867 --> 00:55:32,700 The Minis have won again. 1295 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,784 And it's official. 1296 00:55:33,784 --> 00:55:35,118 Tomorrow, final game, 1297 00:55:35,118 --> 00:55:37,409 The Minis versus The Venice Vipers. 1298 00:55:37,409 --> 00:55:39,325 Reporting live from Venice Beach courts, 1299 00:55:39,325 --> 00:55:40,909 I'm Megumi Hosogai. 1300 00:55:42,626 --> 00:55:43,667 (locker slamming) 1301 00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:44,959 - So, how was your flight? 1302 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:45,959 - You're just jealous. 1303 00:55:45,959 --> 00:55:46,918 - I'm the one that threw him. 1304 00:55:46,918 --> 00:55:47,959 - What? 1305 00:55:47,959 --> 00:55:49,334 What are you talking about? 1306 00:55:49,334 --> 00:55:51,021 - I won't take credit for that basket. 1307 00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:53,990 - Ooh, Minis. - Congratulation. 1308 00:55:54,015 --> 00:55:55,015 - Hey Les. 1309 00:55:55,039 --> 00:55:56,500 - Hey honey, are you ready? 1310 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,959 - Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. 1311 00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:00,626 - Is my winner ready? 1312 00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:02,326 - Yeah baby. - Come on. 1313 00:56:02,350 --> 00:56:03,000 - You coming, Nick? 1314 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,876 - Yeah sure, let's go. 1315 00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:08,999 - Have a good one, fellas. 1316 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:13,497 - Tonight, I feel like the tallest man in the world. 1317 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,500 Who needs that operation? 1318 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,209 - I'm clubbing in Hollywood tonight. 1319 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,417 I need a wing man. 1320 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:23,064 - Love to, man, but I'm beat. 1321 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,464 - Rest up, baby. 1322 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:26,927 Yeah. 1323 00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:28,500 - Hey Dennis. 1324 00:56:29,999 --> 00:56:31,542 Chev. 1325 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:32,542 - What are you doing here? 1326 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,459 - I wanna go party. 1327 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:36,542 - I don't feel like it. 1328 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:38,459 But I wanna spend time with you. 1329 00:56:38,459 --> 00:56:41,959 - There's this really great party in Hollywood. 1330 00:56:41,959 --> 00:56:44,709 - It's okay, you should go. 1331 00:56:44,709 --> 00:56:47,292 - But I need a Mini to get in. 1332 00:56:47,292 --> 00:56:48,125 - Oh. 1333 00:56:49,709 --> 00:56:51,042 You should go with Dennis. 1334 00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,341 - Really? 1335 00:56:52,918 --> 00:56:55,193 Dennis, Dennis. 1336 00:56:57,292 --> 00:56:58,626 Bye bye. 1337 00:56:58,626 --> 00:57:04,935 (gentle melancholy music) 1338 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:06,751 - [Lorraine] Chevy, Chevy. 1339 00:57:06,751 --> 00:57:07,751 - Hey Lorraine. 1340 00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:08,918 - I saw everything on TV, 1341 00:57:08,918 --> 00:57:10,417 and I rushed right over. 1342 00:57:10,417 --> 00:57:11,751 Are you okay? 1343 00:57:11,751 --> 00:57:12,667 - I am now. 1344 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:15,751 - You wanna do something? 1345 00:57:15,751 --> 00:57:17,417 Just the two of us. 1346 00:57:17,417 --> 00:57:19,125 - You know what, I'd love to. 1347 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:26,018 (bright instrumental music) 1348 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:29,375 ♪ Live every moment ♪ 1349 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:33,167 ♪ Take it easy, take your time ♪ 1350 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:36,167 ♪ Live every moment ♪ 1351 00:57:36,167 --> 00:57:40,334 ♪ There's a voice deep down inside ♪ 1352 00:57:40,334 --> 00:57:43,792 ♪ You can do anything you want to ♪ 1353 00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:47,999 ♪ Now's the time for you to try ♪ 1354 00:57:47,999 --> 00:57:50,999 ♪ Live every moment ♪ 1355 00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:55,250 ♪ Spread your wings, now you can fly ♪ 1356 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:58,334 ♪ You are a shining star ♪ 1357 00:57:58,334 --> 00:58:00,834 ♪ That's what you are ♪ 1358 00:58:00,834 --> 00:58:03,542 ♪ Be what you want to be ♪ 1359 00:58:03,542 --> 00:58:05,542 ♪ You can do anything ♪ 1360 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:07,876 ♪ Stand up and sing ♪ 1361 00:58:07,876 --> 00:58:11,292 ♪ Be what you want to be ♪ 1362 00:58:27,584 --> 00:58:34,518 (upbeat dance music) (crowd cheering) 1363 00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:39,638 (speaking in foreign language) 1364 00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,709 ♪ Are you ready ♪ 1365 00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:44,667 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1366 00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:48,083 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1367 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:52,542 ♪ Break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down ♪ 1368 00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:55,500 ♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪ 1369 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,334 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1370 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:59,125 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1371 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,876 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1372 00:59:00,876 --> 00:59:02,792 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1373 00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:04,459 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1374 00:59:04,459 --> 00:59:06,292 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1375 00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:08,083 ♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪ 1376 00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:10,334 ♪ Get down with it on fire ♪ 1377 00:59:10,334 --> 00:59:13,417 ♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪ 1378 00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:16,792 ♪ They like my flow, and see how it goes ♪ 1379 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:18,751 ♪ They laughing ♪ 1380 00:59:18,751 --> 00:59:20,584 ♪ Then my toes ♪ 1381 00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:24,209 ♪ They like my flow, and see how it goes ♪ 1382 00:59:24,209 --> 00:59:27,042 (water splashing) 1383 00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:33,167 (birds chirping) (engine revving) 1384 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,334 - I didn't know you could drive. 1385 00:59:41,334 --> 00:59:43,417 - Isn't it a normal thing to do? 1386 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:50,984 (horn honking) (cows mooing) 1387 00:59:57,209 --> 00:59:59,643 Yee-haw. 1388 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:09,667 (upbeat electronic music) (crowd chattering) 1389 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:20,492 - Today it's Minis mania out here. 1390 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:23,390 Many, many people gathered at this basketball court 1391 01:00:23,467 --> 01:00:26,218 to dream, to believe the impossible, 1392 01:00:26,218 --> 01:00:28,218 to experience magic, 1393 01:00:28,218 --> 01:00:30,092 to cheer for the team of little men 1394 01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:32,134 who showed us that nothing is impossible, 1395 01:00:32,134 --> 01:00:34,176 and if we really want to, 1396 01:00:34,176 --> 01:00:36,051 we can achieve our dreams. 1397 01:00:36,051 --> 01:00:39,134 No matter how big or small they are. 1398 01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:43,359 (upbeat hip hop music) 1399 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,134 - [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen. 1400 01:00:45,134 --> 01:00:47,009 Welcome to the final game 1401 01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:50,717 of the first annual Venice Beach Basketball Tournament. 1402 01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:51,867 - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis. 1403 01:00:51,892 --> 01:00:53,101 - [Announcer] Here come the great, 1404 01:00:53,126 --> 01:00:56,985 the mighty, the Minis. (crowd cheering) 1405 01:00:57,009 --> 01:01:00,218 - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis. (horn blaring) 1406 01:01:00,218 --> 01:01:01,884 Minis, Minis, Minis. 1407 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,550 - Tallest man on the court. 1408 01:01:09,051 --> 01:01:11,717 - Huh, you don't stand a chance. 1409 01:01:12,283 --> 01:01:14,620 - Try breath mints, man. They're not expensive. 1410 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,240 - Alright gentlemen. 1411 01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:18,999 Championship game, let's keep it clean. 1412 01:01:18,999 --> 01:01:21,709 Play ball. (blowing whistle) 1413 01:01:21,709 --> 01:01:23,999 - Look, it's Carmen Electra. 1414 01:01:23,999 --> 01:01:25,876 (upbeat hip hop music) 1415 01:01:25,876 --> 01:01:27,876 ♪ Hey yo Minis ♪ 1416 01:01:27,876 --> 01:01:28,792 - Go Roger. 1417 01:01:30,751 --> 01:01:34,459 ♪ Come on, one two three, let's go ♪ 1418 01:01:34,459 --> 01:01:36,334 ♪ What's up ♪ 1419 01:01:36,334 --> 01:01:38,334 ♪ I need the flavor ♪ 1420 01:01:38,334 --> 01:01:40,042 ♪ I really wanna know ♪ 1421 01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:42,292 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, let's go ♪ 1422 01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:43,959 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 1423 01:01:43,959 --> 01:01:45,834 ♪ Come on, move move move to this ♪ 1424 01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:47,959 ♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪ 1425 01:01:47,959 --> 01:01:49,125 - Go Minis. 1426 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,751 ♪ Move your body, all day ♪ 1427 01:01:50,751 --> 01:01:52,375 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 1428 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,334 ♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪ 1429 01:01:54,334 --> 01:01:56,959 ♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪ 1430 01:01:56,959 --> 01:01:59,626 ♪ Move your body, all day ♪ 1431 01:01:59,626 --> 01:02:01,292 ♪ I know you wanna be a big player ♪ 1432 01:02:01,292 --> 01:02:03,626 ♪ Really get it on the court, come low son ♪ 1433 01:02:03,626 --> 01:02:05,667 ♪ You wanna be a giant like me ♪ 1434 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:08,083 ♪ Take the ball and prove you can be ♪ 1435 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:10,042 ♪ Get low, rush the flow with your boys ♪ 1436 01:02:10,042 --> 01:02:12,083 ♪ We're gonna bust it, doing it right ♪ 1437 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,806 ♪ So do what you came to do ♪ 1438 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:18,834 ♪ I wanna see you score some ♪ (helicopter chopping) 1439 01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:25,751 (crowd cheering) 1440 01:02:25,751 --> 01:02:27,292 ♪ Mini now hook some out ♪ - Yes. 1441 01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:29,292 ♪ We're gonna jump and dunk all right ♪ 1442 01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:31,209 ♪ Now there ain't no holding back ♪ 1443 01:02:31,209 --> 01:02:33,667 ♪ We're gonna get you out of this fog ♪ 1444 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,667 ♪ Little man, when you dribble it low ♪ 1445 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:37,918 ♪ Then bouncing it backward and forwards ♪ 1446 01:02:37,918 --> 01:02:39,959 ♪ Come on do what you came to do ♪ 1447 01:02:39,959 --> 01:02:44,417 ♪ We're gonna play B-ball together ♪ 1448 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,959 - Yeah, yeah. (crowd cheering) 1449 01:02:46,959 --> 01:02:48,595 - Woohoo. 1450 01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:53,584 ♪ Uh huh ♪ 1451 01:02:53,584 --> 01:02:55,709 ♪ Know what I'm saying ♪ 1452 01:02:55,709 --> 01:02:57,834 ♪ I need the flavor ♪ 1453 01:02:57,834 --> 01:03:00,584 ♪ To the figure ♪ 1454 01:03:00,584 --> 01:03:01,626 ♪ What's up man ♪ 1455 01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:03,626 ♪ I really wanna know, come on ♪ 1456 01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:05,584 ♪ I'm gonna take it with the big ball man ♪ 1457 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:07,709 ♪ Get back on the court, make your move, man ♪ 1458 01:03:07,709 --> 01:03:09,500 ♪ Show you can slope just like a Superman ♪ 1459 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,751 ♪ Nobody never scared me, any man ♪ 1460 01:03:11,751 --> 01:03:12,999 ♪ Grab the ball, you're the man ♪ 1461 01:03:12,999 --> 01:03:14,417 ♪ You're the best, never lose control ♪ 1462 01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:16,584 ♪ Show the zone, never take it slow ♪ 1463 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:18,834 ♪ Come on come on, better to make that flow ♪ 1464 01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:21,167 ♪ Move your body, Rodman, boom boom ♪ 1465 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:21,999 (crowd cheering) 1466 01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:23,292 ♪ In a minute, you can make me feel this ♪ 1467 01:03:23,292 --> 01:03:25,375 ♪ If you never make major business ♪ 1468 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,417 ♪ Stay where you play, it's my game ♪ 1469 01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:28,500 ♪ You got the ball ♪ 1470 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,834 ♪ You better show them that play ♪ 1471 01:03:29,834 --> 01:03:31,500 ♪ Jam, jam, jam Minis ♪ 1472 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,459 ♪ Come on move, move, move Minis ♪ 1473 01:03:33,459 --> 01:03:36,260 ♪ Come on left, right, dominate ♪ 1474 01:03:36,284 --> 01:03:38,543 ♪ Move your body, work all day ♪ 1475 01:03:38,567 --> 01:03:40,380 ♪ Jam, jam, jam Minis ♪ 1476 01:03:40,404 --> 01:03:42,513 ♪ Come on, move, move, move Minis ♪ 1477 01:03:42,537 --> 01:03:44,700 ♪ Come on right, left, dominate ♪ 1478 01:03:44,725 --> 01:03:48,558 (crowd cheering and clapping) 1479 01:03:56,426 --> 01:03:58,551 ♪ Well a big one ♪ 1480 01:03:58,551 --> 01:04:02,259 ♪ Basketball court, you see it once again ♪ 1481 01:04:02,259 --> 01:04:04,300 ♪ Go go go Minis ♪ 1482 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:05,799 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 1483 01:04:05,799 --> 01:04:07,634 ♪ Come on move move move to this ♪ 1484 01:04:07,634 --> 01:04:10,009 ♪ Come on, shake shake shake to this ♪ 1485 01:04:10,009 --> 01:04:11,426 ♪ Move your body ♪ (crowd cheering) 1486 01:04:11,426 --> 01:04:14,217 ♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪ 1487 01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:16,300 ♪ Come on move move move to this ♪ 1488 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,592 ♪ Come on shake shake shake to this ♪ 1489 01:04:18,592 --> 01:04:21,175 ♪ Move your body, work all day ♪ 1490 01:04:21,175 --> 01:04:22,925 ♪ Jam jam jam Minis ♪ 1491 01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:25,009 ♪ Come on move move move Minis ♪ 1492 01:04:25,009 --> 01:04:27,384 ♪ Come on left, right, dominate ♪ 1493 01:04:27,813 --> 01:04:29,501 - That's my baby. 1494 01:04:29,759 --> 01:04:31,799 ♪ All day, jam jam jam Minis ♪ 1495 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:33,634 ♪ Come on move move move Minis ♪ 1496 01:04:33,634 --> 01:04:35,799 ♪ Come on right, left, dominate ♪ 1497 01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:38,676 ♪ Move your body, work all day ♪ 1498 01:04:38,676 --> 01:04:41,676 (crowd cheering and clapping) 1499 01:04:41,676 --> 01:04:43,335 - Go Minis. 1500 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:50,800 - Shoot, shoot, you're all on, come on. 1501 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,134 Take the basket. 1502 01:04:58,551 --> 01:04:59,384 (blowing whistle) 1503 01:04:59,384 --> 01:05:02,134 (crowd gasping) 1504 01:05:02,134 --> 01:05:03,718 - Dennis. 1505 01:05:03,718 --> 01:05:05,327 - Are you alright man? - Dennis. 1506 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:08,038 Don't leave us. 1507 01:05:08,062 --> 01:05:08,718 - Give him mouth to mouth. 1508 01:05:08,718 --> 01:05:09,883 - How is he? 1509 01:05:09,883 --> 01:05:11,514 - Need a paramedic quick. 1510 01:05:11,538 --> 01:05:12,342 (blowing whistle) 1511 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,759 - Gurney, quick. 1512 01:05:13,759 --> 01:05:15,551 - We can't do it without you, Dennis. 1513 01:05:15,551 --> 01:05:16,800 - Yeah you can. 1514 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,092 I believe in you guys. 1515 01:05:18,092 --> 01:05:19,426 - Come on, guys. 1516 01:05:20,592 --> 01:05:22,608 Back up fellas, let's get in here. 1517 01:05:34,551 --> 01:05:36,050 Who's your substitute? 1518 01:05:36,050 --> 01:05:37,551 - We, 1519 01:05:37,551 --> 01:05:38,925 we don't have one. 1520 01:05:38,925 --> 01:05:41,217 - You have 10 minutes to find one. 1521 01:05:41,217 --> 01:05:43,300 Otherwise, you either have to play by yourselves, 1522 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:45,420 or forfeit the game. 1523 01:05:46,967 --> 01:05:48,967 - 10 minutes will do. 1524 01:05:48,967 --> 01:05:49,800 - Good. 1525 01:05:53,718 --> 01:05:54,967 - Now what are we gonna do? 1526 01:05:54,967 --> 01:05:56,050 - We're almost there. 1527 01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,342 - We could've won this. 1528 01:05:57,342 --> 01:05:59,467 - And we still can. 1529 01:05:59,467 --> 01:06:01,634 - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis. 1530 01:06:01,634 --> 01:06:02,676 - Can you hear it? 1531 01:06:02,676 --> 01:06:06,217 No one, no one is gonna tell me to give up. 1532 01:06:06,217 --> 01:06:08,589 I will never give up. (banging metal) 1533 01:06:08,613 --> 01:06:09,446 Never. 1534 01:06:09,676 --> 01:06:11,009 Four guys, three guys, two guys. 1535 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:12,759 I don't care, I'm finishing this game, 1536 01:06:12,759 --> 01:06:14,592 with or without you. 1537 01:06:14,592 --> 01:06:17,217 - You wouldn't need a fifth player, would you dad? 1538 01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:19,249 - What? 1539 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,718 - Well, I asked if you guys needed a fifth player. 1540 01:06:21,718 --> 01:06:23,092 - No. 1541 01:06:23,092 --> 01:06:24,634 You called me dad. 1542 01:06:28,076 --> 01:06:30,451 Hey, whatever you wanna do with your life, 1543 01:06:30,476 --> 01:06:31,842 I'm behind you all the way, alright? 1544 01:06:31,842 --> 01:06:33,426 (squeaking) 1545 01:06:33,426 --> 01:06:35,300 - Come on, we can do this. 1546 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:36,676 Because we-- 1547 01:06:36,676 --> 01:06:37,676 - Are. - The. 1548 01:06:37,676 --> 01:06:39,217 - [All] Minis. 1549 01:06:39,217 --> 01:06:43,110 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis. (upbeat dance music) 1550 01:06:43,134 --> 01:06:45,675 - The Minis have decided to finish the game, 1551 01:06:45,675 --> 01:06:47,259 even without Dennis Rodman. 1552 01:06:47,259 --> 01:06:49,634 The crowd is going crazy. 1553 01:06:49,634 --> 01:06:51,342 And if any crowd goes crazy, 1554 01:06:51,342 --> 01:06:53,300 it's a Venice crowd. 1555 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,176 (upbeat music) 1556 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,342 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1557 01:06:55,342 --> 01:06:57,467 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1558 01:06:57,467 --> 01:07:01,051 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1559 01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:07,776 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1560 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,383 ♪ Coming out, The Minis ♪ 1561 01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:11,051 ♪ They're the little you and me ♪ 1562 01:07:11,051 --> 01:07:12,759 ♪ It's time to go for what they want ♪ 1563 01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:14,592 ♪ And who we want to be ♪ 1564 01:07:14,592 --> 01:07:17,300 ♪ United, playing all together ♪ 1565 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:22,383 ♪ They're gonna win and gonna do it right ♪ 1566 01:07:22,383 --> 01:07:23,592 ♪ Oh ♪ 1567 01:07:23,592 --> 01:07:25,092 ♪ Coming out, The Minis ♪ 1568 01:07:25,092 --> 01:07:27,134 ♪ Every color, every creed ♪ 1569 01:07:27,134 --> 01:07:28,926 ♪ We are all the same inside ♪ 1570 01:07:28,926 --> 01:07:30,550 ♪ We're family ♪ 1571 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:33,634 ♪ United, you'll find us again ♪ 1572 01:07:33,634 --> 01:07:37,509 ♪ We're gonna win, the future's looking bright ♪ 1573 01:07:37,509 --> 01:07:41,509 ♪ Throw your hands up in the sky ♪ 1574 01:07:41,509 --> 01:07:45,092 ♪ Minis are playing to win ♪ 1575 01:07:45,092 --> 01:07:48,550 ♪ They got the power to fly ♪ 1576 01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:50,550 ♪ If they don't watch out ♪ (whistle blowing) 1577 01:07:50,550 --> 01:07:55,550 ♪ Go go Minis ♪ (crowd cheering) 1578 01:08:00,425 --> 01:08:02,342 - Okay, we're only down by one point. 1579 01:08:02,342 --> 01:08:03,299 - We can do this. 1580 01:08:03,299 --> 01:08:04,884 - That's what Dennis has been trying to tell us. 1581 01:08:04,884 --> 01:08:06,467 - Get in position. 1582 01:08:06,467 --> 01:08:08,176 - Position for what? 1583 01:08:08,176 --> 01:08:09,550 - Yeah, for what? 1584 01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:10,926 - We gotta stand tall. 1585 01:08:10,926 --> 01:08:12,218 - Are you nuts? 1586 01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:14,218 - We just gotta believe. 1587 01:08:14,218 --> 01:08:15,842 - On three. 1588 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,383 - [All] One two three, Minis. 1589 01:08:18,383 --> 01:08:20,842 (crowd cheering) (whistle blowing) 1590 01:08:20,842 --> 01:08:25,443 (upbeat music) 1591 01:08:25,468 --> 01:08:30,248 (grunting) 1592 01:08:36,218 --> 01:08:37,800 - Come on, George. 1593 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,800 Get on up here. (majestic music) 1594 01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:48,595 (grunting) 1595 01:08:51,688 --> 01:08:53,700 - Oh, oh. 1596 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:04,208 Oh. 1597 01:09:07,423 --> 01:09:11,474 (grunting) 1598 01:09:20,299 --> 01:09:30,299 (crowd cheering and clapping) (majestic music) 1599 01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:39,967 (blowing whistle) 1600 01:09:39,967 --> 01:09:41,467 - No good, no good. 1601 01:09:41,467 --> 01:09:42,717 - What? 1602 01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:43,926 - Come on. 1603 01:09:43,926 --> 01:09:46,009 - That was an illegal formation. 1604 01:09:46,009 --> 01:09:48,550 The basket is not good, the Vipers win. 1605 01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:49,887 (crowd booing) 1606 01:09:49,911 --> 01:09:51,550 - What's up with this? 1607 01:09:51,550 --> 01:09:53,259 - They can't do that. 1608 01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:54,425 - Where does it say that? 1609 01:09:54,425 --> 01:09:55,717 Show me the rules. 1610 01:09:55,717 --> 01:09:56,717 - Game over. 1611 01:09:59,759 --> 01:10:00,883 - [Roger] Dennis, you're okay. 1612 01:10:00,883 --> 01:10:02,799 - What did the hospital say? 1613 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:04,509 Wait, you didn't get hurt. 1614 01:10:04,509 --> 01:10:06,134 - You didn't need me to win. 1615 01:10:06,234 --> 01:10:07,776 - But Dennis, we lost. 1616 01:10:07,776 --> 01:10:08,734 Really, man? 1617 01:10:08,734 --> 01:10:09,734 Look around. 1618 01:10:12,983 --> 01:10:17,585 - Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1619 01:10:17,609 --> 01:10:20,899 Minis, Minis. - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis, 1620 01:10:20,899 --> 01:10:24,293 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1621 01:10:24,317 --> 01:10:28,794 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1622 01:10:28,818 --> 01:10:32,418 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1623 01:10:32,442 --> 01:10:35,359 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis 1624 01:10:35,359 --> 01:10:39,609 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, (horns blowing) 1625 01:10:39,609 --> 01:10:42,651 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1626 01:10:42,651 --> 01:10:45,359 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1627 01:10:45,359 --> 01:10:50,359 Minis, Minis, Minis-- (majestic music) 1628 01:10:50,692 --> 01:10:52,150 - I am so proud of you. 1629 01:10:52,150 --> 01:10:53,526 - That's my boy. 1630 01:11:01,067 --> 01:11:03,859 (crowd chanting) 1631 01:11:11,526 --> 01:11:14,609 - When I grow up, I wanna be a dwarf. 1632 01:11:14,609 --> 01:11:16,776 - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis. 1633 01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:19,899 (upbeat instrumental music) 1634 01:11:19,899 --> 01:11:23,460 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, 1635 01:11:23,484 --> 01:11:27,875 Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis. 1636 01:11:27,899 --> 01:11:29,234 - Where's Chevy? 1637 01:11:30,109 --> 01:11:31,859 - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis. 1638 01:11:31,859 --> 01:11:35,275 ♪ Sometimes I'm strong ♪ 1639 01:11:35,275 --> 01:11:39,109 ♪ And sometimes I'm wise ♪ 1640 01:11:39,109 --> 01:11:42,859 ♪ Sometimes I am invincible ♪ 1641 01:11:42,859 --> 01:11:46,526 ♪ It's all a pack of lies ♪ 1642 01:11:46,526 --> 01:11:50,275 ♪ Here I am, just a man ♪ 1643 01:11:50,275 --> 01:11:53,983 ♪ I've got nothing in my hands ♪ 1644 01:11:53,983 --> 01:11:55,900 ♪ Lift me up ♪ 1645 01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:58,150 ♪ Help me please ♪ 1646 01:11:58,150 --> 01:12:01,899 ♪ I'm here down on my knees ♪ 1647 01:12:01,899 --> 01:12:05,609 ♪ When the days are dark and lonely ♪ 1648 01:12:05,609 --> 01:12:09,609 ♪ And the world's falling apart ♪ 1649 01:12:09,609 --> 01:12:13,567 ♪ I know you'll be there to help me ♪ 1650 01:12:13,567 --> 01:12:17,109 ♪ And mend my broken heart ♪ 1651 01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:21,442 ♪ When the sky above comes crashing down ♪ 1652 01:12:21,442 --> 01:12:24,942 ♪ And hope gets swept to sea ♪ 1653 01:12:24,942 --> 01:12:31,354 ♪ I know that you'll be there for me ♪ 1654 01:12:37,317 --> 01:12:40,567 - I have one more surprise for my team. 1655 01:12:48,025 --> 01:12:51,150 ♪ When the days are dark and lonely ♪ 1656 01:12:51,150 --> 01:12:52,734 - I love you, dad. 1657 01:12:52,734 --> 01:12:54,442 - I love you, son. 1658 01:12:54,442 --> 01:12:56,234 - I believe. 1659 01:12:56,234 --> 01:12:57,609 I'll always believe. 1660 01:12:57,609 --> 01:12:59,692 ♪ Be there to help me ♪ 1661 01:12:59,692 --> 01:13:03,234 ♪ And mend my broken heart ♪ 1662 01:13:03,234 --> 01:13:07,317 ♪ When the sky above comes crashing down ♪ 1663 01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:10,942 ♪ And hope gets swept to sea ♪ 1664 01:13:10,942 --> 01:13:15,150 ♪ I know that you'll be there ♪ 1665 01:13:15,150 --> 01:13:20,150 ♪ For me ♪ 1666 01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:28,692 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 1667 01:13:28,692 --> 01:13:32,275 ♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪ 1668 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:36,400 ♪ Four guys like you I've never seen ♪ 1669 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,275 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1670 01:13:40,275 --> 01:13:44,234 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 1671 01:13:44,234 --> 01:13:48,192 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 1672 01:13:48,192 --> 01:13:51,983 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 1673 01:13:51,983 --> 01:13:55,400 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1674 01:14:12,025 --> 01:14:15,651 ♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪ 1675 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:19,734 ♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪ 1676 01:14:19,734 --> 01:14:23,609 ♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪ 1677 01:14:23,609 --> 01:14:27,692 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1678 01:14:27,692 --> 01:14:31,526 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 1679 01:14:31,526 --> 01:14:35,484 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 1680 01:14:35,484 --> 01:14:39,484 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 1681 01:14:39,484 --> 01:14:42,899 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1682 01:15:14,859 --> 01:15:18,776 ♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪ 1683 01:15:18,776 --> 01:15:22,776 ♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪ 1684 01:15:22,776 --> 01:15:26,776 ♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪ 1685 01:15:26,776 --> 01:15:30,609 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1686 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:34,526 ♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪ 1687 01:15:34,526 --> 01:15:38,442 ♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪ 1688 01:15:38,442 --> 01:15:42,359 ♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪ 1689 01:15:42,359 --> 01:15:46,692 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1690 01:15:46,692 --> 01:15:50,234 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 1691 01:15:50,234 --> 01:15:54,192 ♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪ 1692 01:15:54,192 --> 01:15:57,942 ♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪ 1693 01:15:57,942 --> 01:16:02,317 ♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪ 1694 01:16:02,317 --> 01:16:06,567 ♪ You're living the American dream ♪ 109647