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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "The Eric Andre Show"!
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Come on. Give me more.
Give me more.
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Yeah!
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Wait a minute.
You're not a frog.
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What do you think of my body?
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Amazing. You look glycerin.
You look like you lost a lot of weight.
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All I did... steroids.
That was it.
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You look good.
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I'm eating whatever
the fuck I want.
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Me too.
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Welcome to season 6.
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Where's Hannibal?
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This estate is about to get real.
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{\an8}Bust me nugs!
I got to buy a house!
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So, it's four bedrooms,
two baths, 1936.
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-What's up, Karl Narcs?
-What's up Karl Narcs?
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Dude, I totally know you.
We were at the Quibi funeral.
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I don't even know who that
is was or what...
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-Yo, are these real hardwood floors?
-They are.
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Mind if I Riverdance on them?
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-I'm sorry, dude.
-Come on, man.
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Shit!
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-Out!
-Can you just calm down?
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I'm looking for a realtor,
not a real'a bore.
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I asked you already three
times to leave.
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My party guests are here, dude!
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You always give a party in the house
before you buy it!
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Get the fuck out!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Nas X!
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{\an8}Welcome, Nas!
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Lil Nas!
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You look amazing.
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-You look incredible.
-Thank you.
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Now, you were named after a Toyota Prius
or a Huffy bike or something?
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My mom, she just wanted a
Mitsubishi Montero really bad, so she...
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And did she sleep with Nas?
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When's the last time
your mother had sex?
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I'm not sure when's the last time
my mom had sex.
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How much does your mother weigh?
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-What...
-Little Nas.
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Little Nas, are you working
on your raps?
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How's it feel know...
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Oh, shit! No. Watch out.
Watch out!
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I'm sorry.
You okay back there?
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Jesus!
That was a Big Nas X.
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Sorry. I got a little overzealous.
You want some grapes?
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They're edible. They're vegan.
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None for me because of the plight
of the migrant workers.
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That was nice.
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You alright?
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What sort of grapes are those?
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They're from my neighbor. I think he put
glass in the grapes he gave me.
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What the fuck!
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What the...
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I'm sorry. I got too much
stuff going on, man.
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-What's in your mouth?
-I love your energy, man.
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-When the fuck did you do that?
-Girl!
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Help! Help me!
Is someone there?
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-Hello? Are you okay?
-Hello. Help me!
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-Are you okay, sir?
-The scaffolding fell down on me.
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-Oh, you're kidding me.
-Oh, God!
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I think you should just sit down, sir.
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My friend and I were playing
Jenga with the bricks.
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And we got carried away,
and the whole thing... fell down on me.
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-This is crazy!
-I'm a Jenga adrenaline junkie.
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I mean,
you should have seen me on 9/11.
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It was the most high-stakes
game of Jenga ever.
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You've been in there God
only knows how long.
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Oh shit my beers are in here!
Nice!
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They're a little hot,
but they make hot sake, right?
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This is not safe.
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I need a beer to calm
my nerves.
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Okay, I'll give you a beer,
but you got to... calm down.
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You're nursing me back to health.
You got a husband?
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-I'm married. I'm a married woman.
-Some guys have all the luck.
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But you should just sit.
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Me and you can move to Mexico together,
start a tequila distillery.
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I don't love mescal.
It's a little smoky for me.
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-No, no, you got to sit, please.
-You gave me too much beer.
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No, you took a sip, and that was it.
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You fuck my ass up.
My partner was in there, too.
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-Hello? There's another one in there.
-You need a beer, Joe?
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-Give him a beer.
-Help!
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This time we'll get you full of milk.
You want some milk?
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How long did it take you
to put on this outfit?
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Like 10 minutes.
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You've been very outstanding
looking today.
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Everybody's hot in the city for sure.
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Everybody's hot in the center
of their booty hole.
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-Is that what you were gonna say?
-No.
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We finish each other's sentences.
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Yeah.
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-That's a lot of clay.
-I made this sculpture of you.
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-I don't want to get it on my outfit.
-I think I need some more clay.
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-Hey. How you doing?
-They tell you about the bug issue?
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-There's a bug issue?
-If you see anything, let me know.
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I mean, I'm gonna spray the fruit,
and I'm gonna spray all the food.
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-Oh, my God.
-Just in case.
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-Dude, you're spraying the phone.
-No, a little bit of... Look.
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-Oh, my God.
-It's not that bad.
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It actually lowers my anxiety.
It's almost like Xanax.
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Can you maybe mention that I'm Jewish?
I want to, like, get a...
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That you're Jewish?
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If you mention that, I could
get off for high holidays.
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-Got to work.
-Yeah. I'll be back.
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Okeydoke.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Is that the queen? Where's she go?
Where are you, girl?
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What happened?
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-A thing...
-Like the queen?
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It was like a...
I don't know.
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Did it look like this? She was
on the cover of Bugs Weekly.
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It couldn't have possibly been
a bug that big. What was that?
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Check this out.
I actually made the centerfold.
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Okay.
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Oh, God. There's bugs in
this thing now, too.
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-Hey. You want a bug-flavored Kraz?
-No. What?
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All my favorite bugs in one soda.
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Hakuna matata.
Am I right, sister?
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-I'm leaving.
-Did you want some?
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Hoochie coochie coo! Karrueche Tran!
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-Happy birthday.
-Thank you so much.
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Now, your full name is
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Snootchie Bootchie Karrueche
Transportation Department Bonaduce.
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Karreuche Kan! Karreuche Kan!
Karreuche Kan! Karreuche! Girl, welcome!
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-Do you think I'm strong?
-No.
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-Oh shit! You alright?
-You just hurt my foot.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
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Yeah, man.
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-What is happening?
-Kind of a mess.
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You want to see my Chunky doll?
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-Chunky!
-"I'm Chunky! Let's eat!"
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Shit! Chunky, what's up?
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Alright, Chunky, enough. You're bothering
her. Get the fuck out of here.
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You if I dedicate this
episode to my uncle?
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Sure.
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Shit!
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Oh, my God.
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-Is it crunchy?
-It tastes horrible.
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{\an8}I ain't dead yet motherfucker.
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He only cremated my arms!
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He only cremated my arms.
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How you doing, my man?
You the morgue?
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You mind grabbing the right side
of that door for me, man?
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My partner called out sick. Yeah, just
yank that one. Thank you so much.
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-Are these the bodies?
-Oh shit!
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Shit!
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You mind helping me just...
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Help! I'm not dead!
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You know, a body can actually talk
for a while after it dies.
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You got to help these people.
If he's in there alive...
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-I think we got to kill him.
-Oh, no, no, no!
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Yeah. You got a bat or something?
Or a crowbar?
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No. I can't get part of that.
Oh, no.
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Well, help me!
What should I do?
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-Put him back inside here and then...
-Have the garage close on his neck?
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No!
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We're either killing one of these bodies
or we're fucking one of these bodies.
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No. We can't do that, friend.
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I got to get rid of this
body, man.
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{\an8}Help! I'm not dead!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Denzel Curry!
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{\an8}You know I'm flossing on your bitch ass
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{\an8}Yeah, yeahI'm flossing on your bitch ass
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{\an8}Dental Curry!
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{\an8}Hey, you want some curry?
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{\an8}Denzel Curry. There you go.
You need your strength.
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00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,759
{\an8}-No!
-Keep rapping!
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