All language subtitles for Supernatural S12E21 Theres Something About Mary-eng

(GRUNTS)

(GASPING)

These hunters are out of control,
the brothers Winchester in particular,

which Lady Bevell
has exhaustively documented.

(SCREAMS)

The grand experiment
of recruiting American hunters has failed.

(GUNSHOT)

What would you like me to do?

Exterminate them.

Every last one.

CASTIEL: This is not a baby.
This is the spawn of Lucifer.

- SAM: Cass!
- DEAN: No!

CASTIEL: And I know now that this child
must be born with all of his power.

MR. KETCH: Dr. Hess wants to know
everything about the Winchesters.

MARY: Sorry I couldn't pick up before.
I've been on a hunt with Ketch.

MARY: Dean, we've got a problem.

What are you doing here?

It's the end for the American hunters.

But I can keep you safe, if you play nice.

- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)

I don't play nice.

(YELLS IN PAIN)

- (TASER CRACKLING)
- (GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(DOG BARKING FIERCELY)

(DOG GROWLING AND BARKING)

- (GASPING)
- (DOG GROWLS)

- (SCREAMING)
- (CHEWING)

- (GROANING)
- (CHEWING CONTINUES)

(HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE BLOWS)

(DOG PANTING)

- (DOG GROWLING)
- Good puppy.

(DOG SNARLING)

Mom?

Mom?

Well, looks like
she hasn't been here for a while.

Yeah. All her stuff is gone.

Did she say she was moving on or...

No, I told you what she said, She said.

"Dean, call me. We have a problem."

And then that was it.
She didn't sound happy.

Okay, well, when she's not here, she's
been bunking with the Brits. So maybe...

Well, dude, I've called Mick,
like, six times.

He's been radio silent since
they sent him to London.

(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

Ketch, calling to
see if my mom's with you.

(CLICKS TONGUE) It's Dean.

Winchester.

Because I'd like to speak to her,
that's why.

No, I'm not being terse.
Look, if you haven't seen her,

do you know where she is?

No, I'm not being curt either.

Look, I don't have time for
Manners 101 from you, okay?

If she's with you,
I want to know about it.

Fine!

- Such a dick.
- And?

He says he hasn't seen Mom in over a week.

But Mom called two days ago,
said she was working a case with him.

- Which means he's lying.
- But why would he...

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Jody.

Jody, hey. No, what?

No, uh...

- No, we hadn't heard.
- Mom?

Um, when? What the hell happened?

Oh, no. No, I...

Yeah, thanks for letting me know.

- Bye.
- Who?

Eileen.

- How?
- She was, um...

Mauled by a wild animal in a wooded area

that doesn't have animals that do that,

in South Carolina.

But I thought she was in Ireland.

Sam...

Dean, that's the second hunter death
we've heard about in two weeks.

I know.

But two doesn't mean a pattern.

- Three would.
- Meaning?

Mom is a hunter.

And no one knows where she is.

(ENGINE REVVING)

People who do what we do...

You know there are gonna be deaths,
but this...

These wounds, I mean, we've only seen
something this bad a few times.

- Hellhound?
- Yeah.

But it doesn't make any sense.
Why would a... Why would a demon

sic a Hellhound on her?

- Why did she leave Ireland?
- I don't know, Dean.

All right, well, counting Eileen,

that makes seven hunters in three weeks.

Yeah, and those are
the ones we know about.

Seven monster-related deaths.

I mean, what, did all the things out there
suddenly start working together?

Dean, monsters and demons don't team up.

Seven hunters are gone.

We can't grab a signal from Mom's phone.

Cass has Kelly Kline who knows where.

Mick has slipped off the grid.
Ketch is lying to us. I...

(EXHALES)

- I want to punch something in the face.
- Good.

Hold on to that.

'Cause it looks like we got
a Hellhound to deal with.

Which means...

How many times do I have to repeat myself?

Find me Kelly Kline!

As a concept,
it's ridiculously simple, as are you!

Please don't yell. I'm trying.

"I'm trying"? Well, try harder!

As if your almost-life depended on it.

Yes, my king.

Bear down. What do you know?

We know Dagon is dead
and can't protect Kelly.

Which makes your task even easier.

We know Lucifer's son is almost due.

Which makes your task more crucial.

We know we don't know how
powerful he'll be when born.

Which makes you an idiot.

- I know that, too.
- Apparently,

you and the legion of demons

that I've assigned to this task
haven't been motivated properly.

- Follow me.
- You're going to skin me alive, sire?

Would it be that simple.

I have to remind
you and your team of screw-ups

of the pride of superior work,

the thrill of pleasing me,

and the gratification
of living one more day.

MARY: Hello, Rick.

(EXHALES) Mary?

No, please come in. Have a seat.

Thanks.

So, you have my address.

- But not my phone number?
- Spur of the moment.

Someone dropped a dime
on a vamp nest near here.

You got anything?

- No, news to me.
- You want in?

Yeah.

- Yeah, sure.
- Great.

How you been?

(SIGHS) Well, uh...

Taking plenty of heat from the Brit Dicks
to join the tea and crumpet squad.

Mmm.

Yeah, they do not want to take no
for an answer.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- You want a beer?
- Sure.

I mean, screw them, right? (SIGHS)

What do they think,
after all these years...

- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)

(CHOKING)

(GASPS)

(SIGHS)

How are we doing today?

Oh, Mary.

Those eye bags again.

Did something happen last night?

Could you be more specific?

Was I out of this building?

(CHUCKLES)
Well, you would know that better than I.

Unless you're having trouble
distinguishing fact from fiction.

So, what's going on, Mary?

I'm fine.

Are you?

(SHUDDERING)

(GRUNTING)

You're brainwashing me?

You're being realigned.

Soon, you won't differentiate
between your thinking and ours.

All of your thoughts
and actions will come from us.

What are you talking about?

Well, not about this illusion
of you that you hold on to.

The perfect life.

Loving husband and kids.

But it never really was perfect, was it?

All those secrets you kept from
your beloved John.

That you were a hunter.

That you invited Azazel to visit
when he spared John's life.

- How do you...
- I have sources, Mary.

Everywhere.

After you died, your beloved John

was a man slowly going mad,
searching for revenge.

What? Your boys didn't tell you?

The drunken rages.

The weeks of abandonment.

(CHUCKLES) Child abuse, really.

It's no wonder they're

damaged.

So, enough with the fairy tale.

We are returning you to
a more pure version of yourself.

Mary Campbell.

Natural born killer.

No.

The American hunters haven't fallen
into line as we'd hoped.

So, they're being eliminated.

Repealed and replaced
by our people, and you, Mary.

You play a key role in that.

- I won't.
- Or?

Maybe you already have.

(GRUNTS)

Interesting choice.

Soon you won't be making any.

(WINCES)

- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)

(PANTS)

Good afternoon,

Dr. Hess.

Stunningly beautiful as ever.

Crowley.

Revoltingly unctuous as always.

Let's cut to it.

You have your people slaughtering
the American hunters,

which, naturally, I applaud.

You know about that?

I provided Arthur Ketch with a Hellhound.

I didn't think he was looking for a pet.

Obviously, your organization
is looking to put down roots.

I just want to make doubly sure

that you and I have
the same arrangement in the States

that we do in the UK.

I don't see why not.

No point being at war.

Both sides lose.

If your demons limit their involvement

to humans idiotic
enough to sell their souls.

- Done.
- And share information?

As needed.

I assume finding that
infernal Nephilim is a top priority.

Since it could kill you, me,
and the entire universe, probably.

I am a team player.

My demons are scouring
the country as I speak.

Did you notice my sigh of relief?

(GASPS SOFTLY) Oh, right.

There wasn't one.

Crowley, one more thing.

What?

Your relationship with the Winchesters.

It's a bit cozy for my taste.

I hope you don't expect
me to spare your friends.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(HEARTBEATS PULSATING)

That completes my examination.

LUCIFER: Okay, Drexel.

As much as I enjoy playing
doctor with you day after day,

I need to blow this joint now.

I beg you to be patient.

Until I get the security device shut off,
you completely belong to Crowley.

Okay, if it's at minimum power,

and I'm at maximum power,
I'll roll the dice, man.

CROWLEY: I'm telling you,
I don't know anything about it.

The name Eileen Leahy means nothing to me.

SAM: Crowley, only a demon
can control a Hellhound.

Which means that one of
your people was involved.

CROWLEY: If that were the case,

I would know about it.
There are no missing Hellhounds.

- I was cuddling with them just last night.
- SAM: Right.

And you know nothing else of
the other hunters who are dying?

- Not only don't I know, I don't care.
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)

Never thought of
you as a cuddler, Crowley.

Tell me more.

More?

I've been giving thought to your future.

As my slave,
you could be useful as a weapon.

Laying waste to my enemies.

Starting with a certain British bitch

who's far too comfortable
giving me ultimatums.

Are you done?

No.

If you do have

any information as to
the whereabouts of Kelly Kline

- and the spawn of your loins...
- Ooh.

You may want to give
that information to me.

And why, oh, why,
would I do a thing like that?

Because, turns out,

that Kelly's been chumming it
with an old friend of yours.

- Dagon.
- So?

So, Dagon dead.

Kelly's now in the clutches of
the Winchesters' love slave, Castiel,

who's, no doubt,
dragging her to a gruesome death.

Mmm.

As opposed to the fun-packed death
you have planned?

My plan may just
be to save your son's life.

Raise him as my own.

Give him the chance to
use his power in my service.

I may be the only hope you
have of seeing him alive.

Mmm.

Interesting.

Pass.

Mmm.

Think about it. Tick-tock.

(SIGHS)

I need to get out of here, now.

(BEEPS)

- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)

(GASPS)

(SHUDDERING)

TONI: We just completed another session.
She's coming along nicely.

I know you wanted me to
accelerate her progress, Dr. Hess.

I believe I've achieved that.

That is why you brought me in?

I'm sorry, were you expecting
a pat on the head, your highness?

Oh, no. I would never
expect civility from you.

Psychopath.

- You two are such fun together.
- Mmm.

Of course, she may be reporting to you.

(SCOFFS)

Not really an administrator.

(CHUCKLES) You kill without mercy.

You'll be fine.

I mean, here you are,
watching this woman suffer.

And only days ago,
you were sleeping with her.

Of course I knew.

Once the US hunters are gone,

I'm seriously considering
putting you in charge.

You're too kind.

Of course, Lady Bevell
is also desperate for the job.

Oh, that's right,
you slept with her, as well.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I appreciate it. Thanks.

So, I've been calling around about all
the other hunters that died.

Every one of them had years of experience.

- We got a letter. From Eileen.
- Eileen?

She sent it four days ago.

It went snail mail 'cause
she thought that her phone

and her computer were both hacked.

- She left Ireland because she was scared.
- Scared of what?

Well, after she accidentally
killed that Brit douche, Renny,

she thought that the
British Men of Letters were on her.

"I know they're following me, watching me.
They tapped my phone."

"I found a microphone in my room."

"I hate to be all girly,
but could I bunk with you guys"

"for a few days till I sort this out?""

- You think the Brits were watching her?
- If Eileen says they were...

Then maybe they're
the ones that killed her?

(SNIFFS) Ugh.

Those hunters you were talking to,
was one of them Terry Marsh?

Yeah, Terry Marsh, from Missouri.
I talked to him.

He's also thinking it's not monsters
doing the real killing.

DEAN: Okay, well, I got a text from him.

He's been nosing around. Says he's got
a fair idea of what's going on.

SAM: And?

DEAN: He doesn't feel safe talking
about it on the phone. He wants to meet.

The old iron works off the interstate.

Tomorrow night at 9:00. He says
park off the road, by the warehouse.

All right.

DREXEL: Well, the timing of your
escape is crucial, my lord.

If the device isn't sufficiently impaired,

the king's hold on you will only increase.

And of course, I'll be... (CHOKING)

Let me be perfectly clear, okay?

My only son is in jeopardy
and I'm running out of patience.

Check it again.

(COUGHING)

(SIGHS)

(EXHALES)

This can't be.

Do not tell me it's powering up.

- It's powering up.
- I asked you not to tell me that.

But in the opposite direction.

- This is amazing!
- What?

The device.
It's cemented directly into your DNA

and that of the king's.

As it's powering down in you,
the polarity is somehow reversing.

English, Drexel.

The ability to control is transferring.

From Crowley to you.

So, you're saying
that Crowley's gonna be my puppet?

(HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE BLOWS)

Good dog! You sat for Lady Bevell.

(SLURPING)

How can you even tell?

Am I going to say "bad dog"?
He can be unpleasant.

(TONI SIGHS)

Dr. Hess says that you have
designs on Mick Davies' job.

Did she?

She assured me it was mine to turn down.

Fascinating.

She told me the same thing.

Well,

pitted against each other.
Like our days at Kendricks.

I always did rather
well in those situations.

You slaughtered the competition.

Sometimes literally.

And yet, I never slaughtered you, Ketch.

Well, we were having
a lot of sex at the time.

(SCOFFS)

I've been studying the American situation
and how to fix it for years.

So, this

is mine.

Trust me.

The cream always rises to the top.

- Oh, I agree.
- (INTERCOM BEEPS)

WOMAN: (ON SPEAKERS) Mr. Ketch?
The prisoner's asking for you.

(INTERCOM BEEPS)

Huh.

(MR. KETCH CHUCKLES)

(DOG CHEWING MEAT)

Arrogant bastard.

Lady Bevell. I have news.

- (LOCK BEEPS)
- (DOOR OPENS)

I didn't think you'd come.

I'm losing my mind, Ketch.

I actually don't know if this is real.

What do they want me to do?

Exactly what you're doing, Mary.
And you're doing it splendidly.

I killed somebody.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(SIGHING) He was a friend.

I do it all the time.

I believed in what you people were doing.

I fought with you so that
my boys could maybe

live in a world without monsters.

- How can you...
- I'm not sure what you're expecting.

That I'll intervene?

We made it clear to each other
we don't have a relationship.

We work together. We...

We know each other.

I don't know you, Mary. Not really.

You certainly don't know me.

You wouldn't want to.

(CRYING)

I need your help.

Please.

- Mary!
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

- (GUNSHOT)
- (GROANS)

Then you do it! Kill me!

(PANTING)

All my life, all I ever had,
other than my family,

was my will.

And it's going away!

(SNIFFLES) I'm...

I'm putting people in danger.
I'm putting my sons in danger!

(BREATHLESSLY) You have to...

Please.

For God's sake. Kill me.

- Mary.
- Just do it!

- Mary. Listen to me.
- (CRIES)

It won't be long now.

This will all be over.

I promise.

- No.
- I promise.

No. (SNIFFLES)

Don't.

(BEEPS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(GUNSHOTS)

(COCKS GUN)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(DEAN GROANS)

You keep that up,
we're gonna have to start dating.

Before long, of course,
I will get rid of you.

But I will miss our little chats.

Hmm. You mean the ones where you prattle
on about your imagined power,

and I pretend to care?

Those chats?

How is Lucifer Junior? Dead yet?

Mmm, no. Still alive and kicking.

Strong.

Kid's a bruiser. Sort of proud.

Well, before you book
a Daddy-and-Me class,

I must assure you there is
no heir to your throne.

The Winchesters
wouldn't mess up a second time.

I don't know about that.
Seems to be sort of their thing.

I mean, they thought they would stuff me
back in the Cage, again.

And yet, due to my cunning, here you sit.

A virtual slave to my will.

And the hubris,

you and your pseudo son?

- I mean, it's delusional.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)
Despite your epic collapse,

you persist in the fantasy
that you will best me.

Your bluster is no match
for my masterful strategies.

And, in the end,
you will have to concede that I...

What's going on?

(LAUGHS)

"Master strategist."

More like, Kermit the Frog.

Oh, my little Muppet.

Crowley, what will I do without you?

Why are you spying on us?

Oh, and what do you know

- about Eileen Leahy?
- Who?

Did you... Did your people...
Did they kill her?

Probably.

Rule of thumb.

If you think we killed someone,
then we probably did.

Speaking of, you do realize that
by attacking me,

you invite the retribution
of the entire British Men of Letters.

No investigation, no trial,
just punishment and ruin.

Possibly at the hands of Mary Winchester.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

TONI: Your mother,

she's our permanent guest.

She's a prisoner?

- Why?
- TONI: Prisoner?

Who said anything about prisoner?

No, Mary's joined the team.

Even has her own super-secret
decoderflng.

(SCOFFS) You're lying.

You're right. There is no ring.

(SIGHS) Boys and their mums.

See, you see her as Mummy,

we see her as one of our best killers.

You know, just 'cause she works with
Ketch doesn't mean she likes him.

- Or you.
- Oh, that Oedipal myopia again.

And did you really think she was just

working with Ketch?

- All of those days and nights...
- (BREATHS DEEPLY) That's enough.

He said it was some of the best sex
he'd ever had.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

You want to rethink that?

Fine.

He said it was the best sex
he'd ever had.

- Dean, Dean!
- (CHUCKLES)

- SAM: All right.
- Keep it up.

What about Mick?
Where is he in all of this?

- TONI: Mick?
- Yes, Mick.

Oh, Mick's dead.

He's dead?

Quite.

It was determined
he was too sentimental for the job.

Turns out he was too much like you two.

And all the other US hunters.

Ergo, soon each and every hunter
in this country will join him.

Jody Mills. Claire Novak.

All of your other flannel-wearing,

whiskey-swilling friends,

they're dead.

Ooh.

Damn, that feels awesome.

(CHUCKLING)

Muscle cramps.

You know a good Pilates class?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

So, to be clear,

I accept that you are

now in charge.

I like this new arrangement better.

You're more the big picture guy,

I'm the day-to-day

minutiae guy.

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

(GROANS)

Eight ball, corner pocket.

(YELLS)

Well, I could do this all day.
But since I'm king,

et cetera, et cetera,

I'll wrap it up.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPS)

Oh, you had to know this was inevitable.

This is gonna hurt.

(GRUNTS)

(RAT SQUEAKING)

(GROANS)

Clean up on aisle seven.

(CLATTERS)

We're clear?

You call Ketch,
tell him if he wants to see you alive,

he gets his prissy ass over here.

Interestingly, his prissy arse
is already here.

Lady Bevell,
would you mind disarming them?

- Get up.
- SAM: All right, Ketch.

How many more guys are in here?

Our mom. Where is she?

Don't move.

Ah! Speak of the devil.

Perfect timing, Mom.

Just stay where you are.

Hey! You heard her.

I was talking to you.

Mom?

(GRUNTS)

Right, Ketch, stop!

I really wouldn't move.

She will shoot you.

Mummy always was a talented hunter.

Just somewhat confused
about obeying orders.

What did you do to her?

Lady Bevell cleared up that confusion.

And I suspect she told you
that the American hunters

are a dying breed.

Hmm?

Oh.

For heaven's sake,
where do you think you're going?

- Ketch?
- Remember, at Kendricks,

how they taught us that
we were all expendable?

That wasn't idle chat.

Mom?

Look at me.

It's us, please.

What's wrong with you? Mom!

Your bunker is an excellent fortress.

An even better tomb.

So, we've re-jiggered the locks,
we've shut off the water,

and once we leave, the pumps
that bring in the air shall reverse.

Your oxygen should be gone in
two days, maybe three.

You dying in here,

it's almost poetic.

Come along, Mary.

Ketch!

(RATTLING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(SHOUTS) No!

(AIR TURBINES SHUTTING DOWN)

He wants this done before he returns.

What are we supposed to do with that?

(SIGHS) Toss it.

(RAT SQUEAKING)

I do have to hand it to Lady Bevell.

Your treatment's been
most successful, so far.

And so you know, this will become easier.

Easier to hurt people I love?

Easier to hurt people
you don't remember loving.

How do you feel?

Fine.

I'm fine.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

My son.