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What's the matter?
What's the matter with you lately?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter with you lately?
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Oh, your love is never good enough
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Oh, your love is lost on me
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Rest of the place is clear.
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Yeah. Uh, no ID on this one. Um...
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And no clue
who is painted on the walls.
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Whatever happened,
looks like we missed it.
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Yeah. Great.
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Wait a second.
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What the hell?
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Never good enough
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Hey, Christopher Nolan.
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- Yeah.
- Lens cap.
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Oh, crap. Yeah.
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Strong work, genius.
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I have no idea
what to make this movie about.
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I'm, like... I'm AV Club president.
So, you know, it's gotta be good.
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Here. Give me that.
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- I'll tell you what your movie's about.
- Okay.
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- In a world where nothing is what it seems...
Ha-ha-ha.
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...one brave, shockingly handsome...
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...virile young man,
and his faithful, learning-disabled...
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- Oh, no.
...robotic manservant...
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...must battle through waves
of cybernetic asshats...
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...to sexually liberate the women of... Heh, heh.
- Okay, give me that. Give me that.
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Oh, please. I bet at least one
of these girls would let you partake...
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...in awkward guy experimental phase.
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What? These girls?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Fails.
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Home schooled.
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Secretly in love with her roommate.
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Listens to country music.
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Oh, dude. Dude, 12 o'clock.
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- Yeah.
- Wait, is she...? Oh, crap.
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- Dude, here, take it.
- I'm not gonna take it.
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- Were you just filming me?
- No. I wouldn't do that.
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Does that have the new firmware?
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Uh, yes. Yes, it does.
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How does it handle?
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You tell me.
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Oh, well, your settings are way off.
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I like the way the colors...
You probably don't care about that.
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So you weren't checking me out?
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Well, I do have a thing for beautiful
women who respect their privacy.
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Dick move on my part. I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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I have a thing for guys
with cool cameras.
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No, no, no. Look, it's a great movie.
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But of the two, I prefer
Last Year at Marienbad, you know?
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Yeah. It's a classic.
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- How do you like that lens?
- It's good. Yeah, yeah.
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- It's lighter for sure.
- That's good.
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You know, Michael knows nothing
about cameras, right?
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Yeah. But I'm teaching him.
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- Teaching who?
- Oh, my boyfriend.
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- He's big, tall and handsome.
- Mm.
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- Sounds delish.
- You should totally meet him.
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- Yeah?
Mm-hm.
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Let's see. Five years from now?
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Hopefully passed the bar exam.
Practicing law.
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Nothing corporate.
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Something, uh...
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- Something green, you know?
- Green is good.
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- Hippie. Ha-ha-ha.
- Shut up.
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Oh, jeez. Uh...
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Maybe, like, working for HBO.
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Or, like, Michael Moore.
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- That'd be cool.
- Double hippie.
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Whatever.
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I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean.
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- My beautiful girl by my side.
- Aw...
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- Sap.
- And you can come too.
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Nice. See what you just did there? Ha-ha-ha.
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Display of that, let's make sure
we put our hand up first next time.
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All right,
let's get our pens and pencils out.
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It's time for notes.
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So let's turn our attention
to our cruelly nicknamed friend, Piggy.
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He uses his glasses to create fire,
sundial.
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He's also rational.
He inhabits rational thought.
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On the island.
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What'd I miss?
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Just another perfect lecture
from Professor Ludensky.
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Yeah.
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- You know Simon was a Christ figure?
- Yeah.
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No. Please tell me you taped it?
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Come on. Who loves you?
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- Aw, I wish I could quit you. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah, right. Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Watch it, asshat.
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What'd you call me?
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Come on, let's move.
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I wanna see it.
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Oh, man.
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Hey. Can you shoot some of this for my movie?
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- Is that legal?
- Who cares?
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- Yeah, that's not good.
- Someone got murdered on campus?
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You guys live two blocks
from here.
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Look, look, look. Starsky and Hutch.
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- Ha, ha. Rizzoli and Isles.
Ha-ha-ha.
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- Special Agent Rose, Hudson.
- What the hell are you guys doing here?
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Our jobs.
Mind telling us what's going on?
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Whatever you say. Got a call
from a woman that lives upstairs.
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Said she heard an attack, came down,
found her neighbor here.
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Jacob Carter.
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- Who'd he say?
- Uh, Jacob Carter? I don't know.
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- Well, is the witness still home?
- Sure is.
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But she's not the most reliable type.
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Said she heard some kind of growl,
like there was a coyote down here.
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Awesome.
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So the FBI is here,
your neighbor got murdered...
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- ...but you're totally cool.
- No.
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It's not that I'm cool,
it's just that, like...
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I mean,
then it's good the FBI are here, right?
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That is so annoyingly logical.
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Hey, baby. Listen.
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Oh, your love is lost
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Oh, it's pretty. What is it?
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It's the song that was playing
when we first met.
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Oh, you are so disgustingly sweet.
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You ready?
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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- I gotta go.
- What?
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You just foam the runway with our song
and then you gotta head out the door?
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I promised I'd help him test
the new cameras.
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Don't give me that crap.
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I know you two are gonna go shoot
cut scenes for Jackass.
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Come on, we both know
he has nobody else to do this with.
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Rain check.
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Whatever, you're dead to me.
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- Do something cool.
- Dude, this tree is awesome.
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Maybe I can get upside down on it.
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- No, no, no, I said cool. This is stupid.
- Ha, ha.
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Can you get...? Can you see me?
Gonna try and get up.
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This is cool.
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- Because it feels pretty cool.
- It's like Dumb and Dumber Three.
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- Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
- BRIAN Dude. Dude.
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- What?
- Dude, turn around.
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- What?
- Turn. It's those FBI guys.
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- What?
- Help me down this tree.
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Thank you guys very much
for your help.
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You're free to go.
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- All right. There is not a case here.
- There is a case here. You're rusty.
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We just gotta dig a little deeper.
Come on.
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Dude. It's so crazy.
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Is it me or are you getting a workplace
romance vibe from those two?
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- Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Come here, come here. Look, look, look.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Yes.
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D-bags mating in the wild.
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- Okay, go, go, go.
- Yeah.
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Stop.
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- Stop.
- Hey.
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- Oh, ha, ha. Strike three.
- Come on.
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- You're a dick.
- What's your problem?
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This is gonna look great on YouTube.
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- Oh, crap.
- Oh, crap.
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Hey! What the hell?
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- Oh, crap, crap.
- Oh, my God.
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Hey, Brian! Brian!
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Meet me at Scott's mother's house!
Oh, God.
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Oh, come on,
I paid her fair and square, man!
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Heh, heh. Thanks for a great night out, Bri.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Scott? Cut it out, man!
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Hey, Michael. You can come out now, dude.
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Scott looked for us for a while
but bailed.
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Mike?
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Mike?
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Dude.
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Oh, my God. Dude.
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Michael.
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- Are you okay, man?
- I'm okay.
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What happened?
- I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Oh, God.
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Kate!
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Oh, my God. Baby!
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- Baby. Baby.
- Something bit Michael.
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Baby.
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- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
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What is it? Is it bad?
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Brian. Kate!
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- Is it bad?
- The bite.
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The bite's gone.
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- It's gone.
- 911, what's your emergency?
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- Did you just punk me?
- Who's there?
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What? It's completely gone.
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Baby. Shh. It's okay.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay.
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It's okay. Baby.
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Hey, the doctor said
he's gonna be fine.
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You heard him.
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Literally not a scratch on the kid.
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If anything happens to Michael,
I don't know what I would do.
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Shh. It's okay.
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What?
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- Uh...
- Did you just pull that off?
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Okay. Okay, okay.
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Now one-handed.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Oh-ho-ho!
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- Baby, baby. Baby, stay still, stay still.
- Oh, my God.
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Whoa.
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Maybe you got bit by an alien.
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That would explain the FBI.
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Or maybe a mutant bit you.
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Am I a superhero now?
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What are you doing?
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What do you think I'm doing?
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I finally found my movie.
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What?
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Michael?
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Michael's not your movie.
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We don't even know
what happened to him.
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Exactly.
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I'm gonna get Michael's origin story
on camera.
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You're kind of creeping me out, man.
Seriously.
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Nothing super heroic to see here.
Just a delicious bagel.
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Hey, man, I have this idea.
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It's gonna sound really weird,
but don't laugh, okay?
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No promises.
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I, um...
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I really wanna be able to do
what you do.
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So I think maybe we could go back
out there, get that thing to bite me...
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...and then we can both be superheroes.
- Stop. What, are you serious?
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- You can't keep this to yourself.
- Keep what to myself?
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We don't even know what this thing is.
Why the hell would you want it?
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Michael,
I don't wanna be Piggy anymore, man.
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No, you're not a pig, man.
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Brian, listen to me,
there's nothing wrong with you.
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You just gotta figure out
what it is you want and go after it.
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I'm telling you, you don't want this.
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Because I don't wanna be
super strong...
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...or have a prayer of getting any ass
this year or...
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Please. Please.
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No, man.
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No.
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- Not it.
- Not it.
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Children.
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Dudes. Dudes. Dudes.
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It's the FBI.
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- What?
- It's the FBI. Move.
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Baby, what are you doing? Jesus.
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- Hi there.
- Hi.
250
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,417
Special Agents Rose and Hudson.
251
00:14:56,595 --> 00:15:00,087
We wanted to ask a few questions about
the murder a few blocks from here.
252
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,757
First off,
did you know the victim Jacob Carter?
253
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,061
Um, not really, no.
254
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,171
Do you remember anything unusual
about that night?
255
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,068
- Not that I recall.
- Right.
256
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:14,338
Well, heard about anyone in the
neighborhood getting, uh, you know, bit?
257
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,273
- Humor me.
- I don't think so.
258
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,179
Well, no worries. How about this?
259
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:25,415
If you hear anything strange, call us.
260
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,758
No matter how late.
261
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,089
Thanks.
262
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,752
Thank you.
263
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,596
- Great.
- So, what do you think?
264
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,795
Based on what we got so far, we could
be dealing with another Mayan god.
265
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,965
Ah, that's fantastic.
Because the other one was such a joy.
266
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,507
- Campus dormitories?
- Yeah.
267
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,619
The FBI are looking for what bit you.
268
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,145
Are you an X-File?
269
00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,822
No. Not an X-File.
270
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,517
Listen.
271
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,322
So far, we could be dealing
with another Mayan god.
272
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,064
I'm a golden god.
273
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,203
I am a golden god!
274
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,901
- Hoo!
- Ha, ha. Whoo!
275
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,838
You guys are ridiculous.
276
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,925
I am a golden god.
277
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,601
I am a god.
278
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,544
Huh?
279
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,645
What's up, BVC?
280
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,982
It's Scotty P.,
patrolling with the Oak Hill crew.
281
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:10,383
Doug, Evan, Tucker.
282
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,347
See, some animal
killed a local citizen...
283
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:18,087
...so we're out here tonight
making sure these streets are safe...
284
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,424
...for all you fine honeys out there.
285
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,693
- All right. Let's fan out, boys.
- All right. Let's go.
286
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,833
Yo!
287
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,241
Back off, douchewheel. Not tonight.
288
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,383
Ooh. Aw, ooh. I'm so scared.
289
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,177
Listen.
290
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,116
What...? What the...?
291
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,223
Got you now, you piece of...
292
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,731
Why don't you come take your beating
like a man?
293
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,402
If you won't come out and play,
I'll go visit that little piece of yours.
294
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,704
Kate?
295
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,873
Yeah, I'll go visit Katie,
show her what a real man...
296
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,015
Michael?
297
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,488
Dude, do you think this is funny?
298
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,753
Come on! Cut it out.
299
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,133
Can I ask you something about him?
300
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,744
With everything that's happened,
are you afraid of him?
301
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,379
At first? Yeah.
302
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,144
I mean, it was pretty scary.
303
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:52,446
But then, to be totally honest...
304
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:56,216
...it's actually been pretty hot.
305
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,455
O-M-G...
306
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,531
Baby, just...
307
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:11,742
- Can you tell us what happened?
- I ran into Scott...
308
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,276
...he chased me
and I think I killed him.
309
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,107
- What?
- Turn it off.
310
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,647
- What...?
- Off!
311
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,315
He started talking about you
and I saw red.
312
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,781
The next thing I remember,
I was running home.
313
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,659
On the video...
314
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,193
...what were those things on your hands?
Claws?
315
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,823
- Did anybody see you?
- Kate. You're not trying to justify...
316
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,833
We don't know what happened, Brian.
317
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:42,633
What, he can't defend himself?
Give me that thing.
318
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,344
- Hey. Whoa. Whoa.
- Figured I'd see you guys again.
319
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,108
Well, if you did your job right,
we wouldn't be here.
320
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,980
- Easy. So, what do you got?
- Vic's name was Scott Parker.
321
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:58,145
The same thing that killed the Carter kid
got Mr. Parker here.
322
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,449
The same thing?
323
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:05,188
Look, I'm only the local yokel,
but this kid was shredded by an animal.
324
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,328
Where's his heart?
325
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,365
Patrolman found it up the way there.
Eaten, mostly.
326
00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:12,025
Show us.
327
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,333
Brian, wait.
328
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:26,011
Did you eat a human heart? Did you?
329
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,675
What are you talking about?
What is he talking about?
330
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:32,312
Scott's dead.
He was shredded and his heart's gone.
331
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,823
- Doesn't mean that...
- What do you think happened?
332
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,858
- Where's his heart?
- I don't remember.
333
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,657
- Don't lie to me.
- Hey. Brian, calm down.
334
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:43,494
Look, I mean,
there's gotta be an explanation for this.
335
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,330
Really?
336
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:50,530
- It was self-defense.
- Eating a heart is self-defense?
337
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,701
- You trying to convince me or yourself?
- You need to back off.
338
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,406
Why? You gonna eat my heart too?
339
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,947
Michael!
340
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,580
I don't know what's happening to me.
341
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,588
I don't know who I am anymore.
342
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:12,227
You're Michael Wheeler.
343
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:15,593
And you're mine, okay?
344
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,701
You hear me?
345
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,111
- We have to call the police.
- Brian.
346
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,215
Kate, how can you?
347
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,476
You have to see
what's really going on here.
348
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,154
Whatever he is, it's not good.
It's not good for you.
349
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,313
- Michael didn't mean to hurt you.
- He did.
350
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,085
What? You just don't get it, do you?
351
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:45,696
- What? What don't I understand?
- You've never been in love.
352
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:52,733
What we need are answers.
353
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,739
I can't hear them.
354
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:03,812
- Seriously, Kate. What are we doing?
- What are we doing? Seriously?
355
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,151
Wait. Kate, don't.
356
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:11,085
Let's see.
Cut marks on both vics are clean...
357
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,850
...but have the curvature
of animal claws.
358
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:17,927
I don't know. I mean, maybe
there's a wild animal on the loose.
359
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,632
The biggest animal in the county
is a raccoon.
360
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,626
- Thank you for your time. Appreciate it.
- Yeah.
361
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,465
- No. No.
- Hey. Hey.
362
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,505
So what'd I miss? Anything?
363
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,337
Not unless you wanna put an APB out
on Rocky Raccoon.
364
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:36,811
Great.
The local police files are not online.
365
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:38,882
I had to dig
through the county records.
366
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:41,541
Ten years ago,
there was a similar unsolved murder.
367
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,779
- Check it out.
- Death by claws and lack of heart?
368
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:48,255
- So we're talking a...
- No. Not that time of the month.
369
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:51,295
- Awesome.
- Yeah.
370
00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,055
Time to hit the books.
371
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,130
And feed the monster.
372
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,832
They know something. We gotta follow them.
373
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:03,202
Michael. Come on. Michael.
374
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,940
Jeez.
375
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,339
How'd you find us?
376
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:11,505
GPS in your phones. Duh.
377
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,875
You know,
you're starting to creep me out, man.
378
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,745
The feeling is mutual, dude.
379
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:20,391
What else can you hack into, Brian?
380
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,353
Anything.
381
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,365
Test. Test. Can you hear me?
382
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,227
Copy that.
383
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:35,737
Yeah, the feed is looping to my laptop
right now.
384
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:40,107
Head in, make sure you're within spitting
distance, we should be in business.
385
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,506
Um, and don't get arrested.
386
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,411
- I'll do it.
- You sure?
387
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,678
Yeah. Give me the bag.
388
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,428
We good?
389
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,702
Uh, a little left.
390
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,637
How's that?
391
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,468
Shh.
392
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,238
Awesome. Thank you.
393
00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:15,572
Thanks.
394
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,715
Dude. Two burgers?
395
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,910
Hey.
I didn't eat at Big P's for like a year.
396
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,281
Okay?
397
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:26,583
Clear eyes and clogged arteries,
can't lose.
398
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,827
Hey, check this out.
399
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:35,228
"Werewolves that are turned
up to four generations from pure blood..."
400
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,368
You think he means Alpha?
401
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:43,566
"...are less feral and can transform
before, during and after the lunar cycle."
402
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:44,832
Boom.
403
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:48,309
Let me see. Pure bloods don't
black out during their transformation.
404
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,811
They can control themselves.
405
00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,973
Some have been able to subsist
off of animal hearts.
406
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:57,485
So what? We're hunting a werewolf
with a pedigree?
407
00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,783
Awesome.
Let's hope he has his papers.
408
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,687
Yeah. And that silver can kill him.
409
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:06,125
Best in Show comes here 10 years ago,
ganked some woman.
410
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,290
Dust settles, everything's in the clear,
he just sets up shop?
411
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:12,095
Yeah. Comes for the human hearts,
stays for the co-eds.
412
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,431
Right.
And then everything's wine and roses...
413
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,939
...and animal tickers, until it gets
the hankering for human again.
414
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:22,302
Told you there was
a case here. Now we just gotta find it and kill it.
415
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,945
I'm a werewolf. A werewolf.
416
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:32,851
- You need to calm down.
- Calm down? I'm a werewolf.
417
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,117
- Get him out of here.
- FBI wants to kill me.
418
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,386
Shut up! Everybody shut up. Okay?
419
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,793
First things first.
Those guys aren't FBI.
420
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:45,062
All right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents
don't say "awesome" that much.
421
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:49,503
You know, and they definitely don't hunt
and kill college kids.
422
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,375
Did they say anything else?
423
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:56,071
Dude, they just sat and talked about
how they've been apart for a year.
424
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:59,648
You were probably right
about that whole office romance thing.
425
00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:02,878
- I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
- Kate, what are we supposed to do?
426
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:07,081
Okay. You know what? You guys,
you're missing the big picture. Okay?
427
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:10,250
They don't know about you, Michael.
428
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:14,922
They're looking for whoever, whatever,
bit you in the first place.
429
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,091
The pure blood.
430
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:22,072
That gives us some time.
431
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,042
Figure it out, you know?
432
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,734
So, what's the plan?
433
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,377
Gotta eat chicken hearts
for the rest of my life?
434
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:32,277
Michael. Baby.
435
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,278
Oh, God.
436
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,716
Oh, God.
437
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:45,955
Oh, God. Aah...
438
00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:58,238
Hey, guys.
439
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:01,242
I think I found something.
440
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:49,286
Little early for office hours,
Brian. What can I help you with?
441
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,820
I know what you are.
442
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:05,808
When I was a boy, I got lost inside the void
443
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:11,146
The century woods full of tree...
444
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,884
Hey. What are you doing?
445
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,516
- We're leaving in the morning.
- What? Why?
446
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,558
Those guys, they might find Michael...
447
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:26,060
No, Kate, you don't have to worry about that.
448
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,495
You don't have to worry.
I took care of it.
449
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:30,497
Took care of what?
450
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,667
Brian, what did you do?
451
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,739
Heh. I know what you are.
452
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,012
Yeah. I'm your professor.
453
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:49,210
And thanks, I've been looking for that.
Where did you find it?
454
00:29:49,387 --> 00:29:51,082
Where you left it.
455
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,723
After you bit my friend.
456
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:55,883
- I'm sorry. What are you...?
- Stop, stop. Stop trying to cover.
457
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,154
Just listen to me very carefully.
I'm filming all this.
458
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,195
I've got a hidden camera in here too.
459
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,398
It's feeding back to my laptop
at home.
460
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,035
So if anything happens to me...
461
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:08,263
Nothing is going to happen to you, Brian.
You need to calm down.
462
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,907
I want you to turn me
into a werewolf.
463
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,910
- Brian, I don't know where you...
- You don't know?
464
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,876
Really? Huh.
465
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,383
- Well, how about I cut you with this.
- Brian.
466
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,748
It's made of silver.
467
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:27,848
Look, I'm not...
Please. I'm not what you think, Brian.
468
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:30,460
I don't care what you are.
I just want you to turn me.
469
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,097
I don't wanna hurt you.
470
00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:38,360
You're not going to.
471
00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:42,768
Because if you do,
all this winds up on CNN.
472
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:49,606
So you stumbled on Carter,
wolfed out and then what?
473
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,772
Got a taste for hearts again?
474
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:56,280
You never lose the taste,
if you're stupid enough to have one.
475
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,890
Once you have a human heart,
it's almost impossible...
476
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,650
...to control the monster inside.
477
00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,589
But I did.
478
00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:09,289
Until last week when I, uh,
fell off the wagon, as they say.
479
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:13,301
You have no idea,
no idea how hard it is.
480
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,235
I've trained myself not to hurt anyone.
481
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:20,605
I have trained myself
to choke down those other hearts.
482
00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,177
Animal hearts.
483
00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:25,783
- And I have been clean.
- Until last week.
484
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:31,315
Then I saw Carter.
485
00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:33,650
Alone. And he was...
486
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:35,823
He looked so weak.
487
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:38,189
It's harder to cover things up
nowadays.
488
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:41,264
I knew a hunter would catch wind of this
sooner or later.
489
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,799
They did. They're here.
490
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:48,733
You needed a patsy. Michael.
491
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,970
Yes.
492
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:57,338
The young man who sleeps through
most of my lectures.
493
00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:00,177
I mean, who would miss him?
494
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,145
Me.
495
00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:04,383
Why are you doing this?
496
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:07,388
I wanna see what you guys see.
497
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:11,493
Do what you do.
I'm sick of being Piggy.
498
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,461
I wanna be Ralph.
499
00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:16,759
We don't get to choose who we are.
500
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,631
I did.
501
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:26,510
- Oh, my God.
- Brian. What, are you insane?
502
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,407
You're welcome.
503
00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,638
For saving your ass. Look, watch.
504
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:47,023
Hey!
505
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,937
Thank you.
506
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:03,342
I've never killed a pureblood before.
507
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,042
What was he looking at?
508
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:07,844
What the hell?
509
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:14,752
See? Problem solved.
510
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:17,554
They killed the pureblood.
They're moving on.
511
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,594
We're in the clear, just like you said.
512
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:26,067
- I never said...
- Kate, I did this to protect you.
513
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,099
I did what you couldn't.
514
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:33,774
They saw the camera, Brian. You don't
think they'll trace that back to you?
515
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,776
What the hell is wrong with you?
516
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:40,644
Nothing's wrong with me.
517
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,843
You told me that.
518
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:48,790
Heh. I just finally figured out what I want.
And now I'm going after it.
519
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,292
You thought I was hiding behind this?
520
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,558
I was hiding behind you.
521
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:01,635
I am done living in your shadow.
522
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:04,104
I've always lived in your shadow.
523
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:05,742
But now?
524
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,901
Now we're equals.
525
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,571
- Anything you can do, right?
- What, you think this is a game?
526
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:14,983
Do you have any idea
what you've done to yourself?
527
00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,951
- You wouldn't bite me, so I had to...
- You asked him to?
528
00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:21,250
- He asked you to bite him?
- I didn't, okay?
529
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,918
I didn't wanna hurt you.
I would never hurt you, Brian.
530
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:28,129
This thing inside of me,
you don't want this.
531
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,824
Well, it's too late for that now.
532
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,595
I remember attacking Scott...
533
00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:35,932
...ripping his beating heart
out of his chest.
534
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:39,838
I remember the look in his dead eyes
when I bit into that heart, Brian.
535
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:43,640
And above all, I remember how sweet,
how delicious it tasted.
536
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,375
And ever since I tasted it,
I've felt more powerful...
537
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,678
...and more out of control.
538
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,618
More weak. You don't need Michael. You
need someone who can take care of you.
539
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,486
I can take care of myself.
540
00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:58,521
Let her go.
541
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,561
Or what?
542
00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,561
You're gonna cry some more?
543
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:07,799
No! No! No.
544
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,833
No!
545
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:26,452
God! God!
546
00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:30,253
Please don't die.
547
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,588
Please don't die, please don't die.
548
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,761
I'm so sorry.
549
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,258
- I love you, baby.
- I love you.
550
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,765
Michael?
551
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:42,567
Michael?
552
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,621
Kate. Listen to me!
553
00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,390
I love you. I love you.
554
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,188
You'll understand.
You just need to see what I see.
555
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:08,730
After I bite you, you'll understand. Aah!
556
00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,139
Kate.
557
00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:23,441
Let me in.
558
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:28,010
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
559
00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:30,913
We can fix this. We can...
560
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,716
Just let me in. Okay?
561
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,113
Brian?
562
00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:59,545
Brian, I'm coming out.
563
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,349
I see it now.
564
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,686
I understand.
565
00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:11,350
I told you it would be all right.
566
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:15,356
Yeah. It will be.
567
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,290
Here.
568
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,469
No! No!
569
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:42,384
I didn't finish Brian's movie
to justify what happened.
570
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,226
To be totally honest...
571
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:49,997
...I'm not really even sure
if I understand it at all.
572
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:56,002
I just wanted you to know
that Michael wasn't always a monster.
573
00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,533
None of us were.
574
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,511
Five years from now?
575
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:08,914
Hopefully passed the bar exam.
Practicing law.
576
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,678
Nothing corporate.
577
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,380
Something green, you know?
578
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:15,552
Oh, jeez. Um...
579
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,154
Maybe, like, working for HBO.
580
00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:21,025
Or, like, Michael Moore.
That'd be cool.
581
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:23,428
I will be on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
582
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,432
- My beautiful girl by my side.
- Aw...
583
00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:32,437
What's the matter?
What's the matter with you lately?
584
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:34,407
I'm leaving.
585
00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:37,680
And you'll never hear from me
ever again.
586
00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:41,117
Look, I know that there's another way.
587
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,753
I can eat animal hearts.
588
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,717
I've never hurt anyone.
589
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:52,285
Nobody human anyway.
590
00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:56,764
I didn't choose this.
591
00:38:57,702 --> 00:38:59,465
Please.
592
00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,403
Please give me a chance.
593
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,119
Okay.
594
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:26,454
- So this is Michael.
- Yeah.
595
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,394
- Which means that that is...
- Brian Wilcox.
596
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:33,264
- Our friendly neighborhood cameraman.
- Right.
597
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:40,300
All right. So, what,
she's got about a half-day jump on us.
598
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,306
Mm-hm.
599
00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:45,975
You all right?
600
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:47,509
Mm-hm.
601
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:52,249
Look, Kate's right.
She hasn't hurt anybody.
602
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,220
Well, anybody human, at least.
603
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,487
And she didn't choose this.
604
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:00,855
Let's give her a shot.
605
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:03,458
Seriously?
606
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:07,462
- Yeah, yeah.
- And, look, if Kate pops back up...
607
00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,936
...I mean, if she strays...
608
00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:13,167
...then no questions asked,
we do what we gotta do...
609
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,602
...and we take her down.
610
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:18,474
Hey, Sam.
611
00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,741
Yeah?
612
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,019
Do I really say "awesome" a lot?
613
00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:27,822
No. No, no, no.
614
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,255
Huh.
615
00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,268
Awesome.
616
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:51,572
- Matter with you lately?
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