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I just feel like the biggest pervert in
the world.
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I mean, there's just something about
him.
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What are you feeling guilty about?
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Haven't you been reading magazines older
women are in?
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Sure, but it's one thing to be a cougar.
But I'm married.
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And it's Sarah's boyfriend.
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You know, oh God, what am I thinking?
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I'm going through some kind of midlife
crisis or something.
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But if Tom ever heard me talking like
this... Well, if Tom doesn't know, it
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won't hurt him.
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That's how I play it with Frank.
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You're going to end up in divorce court
talking like that.
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Well, I could do that to Frank.
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My personal trainer is on his way over
right now, and I plan to get some of
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that. Are you sleeping with your trainer
now?
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Well, not now, but hopefully I will be.
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He's 15 years younger than me, but age
is just a number, and if you're smart,
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you'll remember that too.
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Oh, listen, that's the door. I gotta go.
I'll talk to you later, okay? Catch you
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later. Bye.
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Oh, Chris.
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It's okay for me to come in, right?
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Um, she's not home right now.
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It's okay.
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I don't mind waiting.
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You don't mind having me around or
anything, do you?
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Well, I don't know what time she's going
to be back.
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I can wait.
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Let me kill mine.
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No, of course not.
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Come on in.
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So, um, Chris, how's school going?
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It's going well.
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Hey, can I get you a soda or something?
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That'd be great.
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You startled me. I'm sorry. I really
didn't mean to scare you. I just didn't
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want you to have to wait on me.
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I figured if I wanted something, I
should probably just, you know, come in
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and get it.
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No, really.
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It's okay.
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Um, yeah.
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Ten crunches right now. Let's go.
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Working those abs.
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There you go. Eight, nine, ten. Give me
one more.
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That's good. That's good.
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I don't want to kick off my shirt.
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Don't we all?
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You've got to keep that on because
you're working out. Me, on the other
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is very hot in here.
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All right.
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What are we doing?
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Crunches? Give me ten more.
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Okay. Let's go. You want to look good in
that bikini, don't you?
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There are other things I'd like to look
good for.
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Eight, nine, ten. Two more.
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One more.
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Oh, jeez.
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Good. Breathe.
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Good. I can do leg lifts.
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No, just turn around. Let's do some push
-ups. Oh, you are such a sleep driver.
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Let's do some push -ups.
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Hold on. What are you doing?
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All right. You know what? You can stay
on your knees.
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Thank you. No problem.
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All right. Let's do 20.
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Okay. Ready?
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1, 2, 3,
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4, 5.
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Is it easier on your knees? Yes, it is.
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I can think of other things I can do on
my knees.
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10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
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15. It's called a workout.
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Yes, it's a workout. There you go.
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3 more.
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Good. Work it. Good.
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Not bad.
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All right.
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All right.
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I don't want to work out. No, I don't
want to do this today.
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You don't have a choice. Come on. Stand
up.
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All right. Let's see. You know what? Let
me go get the medicine ball over here.
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All right. Is that how you stand up?
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Yes, you do. Back down.
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Okay. What are we doing with this? All
right. You're going to turn this way a
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little bit. Or the other way.
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Perfect. All right. Hold this.
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Get on your back.
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You're going to come up, throw me the
ball, and I'm going to throw it back to
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you. Okay.
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All right.
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One.
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Two. Very good.
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Three. Very good.
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Three.
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You a lot of experience with the ball
before?
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I have experience with all kinds of
balls. Yeah? Yeah. All right.
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Three more.
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Very nice. Two more.
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One more.
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Very good. One more.
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Very good.
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All right.
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Not bad at all.
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All right. I know.
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It's good.
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All right.
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I'm just going to do one arm at a time.
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Okay. Now, form is very important here.
Okay.
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All right. Is that too heavy? No, I'm
good.
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You're good? Yes. All right. Remember,
we're going to curl. You want to keep
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your elbow here. There you go. Just like
that.
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Good. One, two.
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Very good.
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Goodness, you've been working out,
haven't you? Three. It's my job.
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Four.
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So, um. Three more.
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So, you seeing anybody?
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Two. Like clients? Yeah, I see a lot.
It's my job. I just told you that. One
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more.
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Eight. Very good.
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All right, switch.
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There we go.
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One.
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Good. Two.
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Actually.
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Three. Keep that elbow.
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Good.
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Four more.
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Can you feel that?
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I can feel it, yes. I can feel all kinds
of things, actually.
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Alright, one more.
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Alright, good.
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No stresses.
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Actually,
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I was wondering if you had a girlfriend
or anything.
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Oh! Yeah.
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Too busy working.
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Is that all right? Good? It's good.
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It's good. It's good. Yes. All good.
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All right.
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What can we do next?
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Can I take off my shirt? It's hot in
here.
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Can I take your shirt off? We're working
out.
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Hmm.
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Ooh. Can we use the gloves, do you
think?
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Oh, I'm not in the mood to beat anybody
up today. I know what we can do. We can
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do the, um, the...
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Push down for the lower abs.
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I like the lower abs. You want to do
more abs? Yes, I want to do it. Just get
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my whole one through ankles. You push.
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Come on. Oh, do your... Yes.
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All right.
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Oh.
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Okay, push. Ready? Yes.
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Give me 12.
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Okay. Wow.
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It's a really nice view, actually, from
down here.
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Eight. Do that.
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Concentrate. I am concentrating.
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Two. Oh, my goodness.
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Hold it. Oh, my goodness. One more.
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Down. Down?
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Did you say down and up? Did you say up?
Hey, stop.
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Oh, you are so dead fat. We're in the
middle of a workout.
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Yes, and I would like to take it to a
different kind of workout.
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Are you that dead?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, my goodness. I am so hot. I have to
take off my shirt.
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You're not wearing a bra.
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All right. You're a genius. We're trying
to work out. I know we're trying to
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work out.
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We're working out.
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Yes, I can think of working out. I can
work out.
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I'm a professional.
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We're not doing any of that for you.
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No.
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Make me.
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I don't even know if I want to put it
back on. Yeah, make me put my shirt back
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on. You can't be doing this.
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Who said?
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Who's paying who?
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You said you weren't seeing anybody.
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I'm not seeing anybody. It had nothing
to do with your workout.
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Stop painting.
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You're young, you're strong, you're
healthy.
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Let's get this back on you. No, I don't
want to put it back on. I want to get
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out of these clothes.
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We're here to work out.
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Yes, I can hear you. No, I mean a real
workout.
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It's a lat workout. A real workout.
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Stop.
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You are just as dense as a bucket of
rocks.
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Are you just a jock? You hired me to
train you. I hired you to be here for an
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hour.
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Only an hour? I'm not going to tell.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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I'm trying to.
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She's not making it very easy. I'm
trying not to make it easy.
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It's not good for... For what?
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It's great for business.
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Move up to like three work after a week
or something.
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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Death who?
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Let's see how you do.
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Good workout.
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Rats.
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Can't forget this muscle now, can we?
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I don't know how I did it.
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I did it. I'm so glad for it.
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I've been dreaming about this for weeks.
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Every push out.
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Want some help? I do. These are so in
the way now. It's kind of a stretch.
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It is a stretch. Stretch that hamstring
for me, Mr. Trainer.
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I guess it does count as a workout.
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It does.
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It will.
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You can count on it.
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What are you wearing underneath?
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Well, something that was hoping to get
me laid.
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I thought I was going to have to write
it out with large
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letters. But no, you finally understood
what all men understand.
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That hand on the crotch and low.
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Hmm.
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I don't want to get on here. It's too
frightening.
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You don't like the fuzzy?
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Oh,
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jackpot!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Is that what you want?
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Oh, I don't know. What do I want?
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I would never think to presume.
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Look at here.
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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here too, you know? Mm -hmm.
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Orgasm raises a heart rate.
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In a very helpful manner.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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oh. You love guys who are that big.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh.
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Let me get it in there.
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You're fun.
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I thought you didn't think I need to
work out three times a week?
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Maybe four.
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Okay.
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I'll give you a good record.
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I'll show you where the showers are.
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