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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,213 DID YOU ORDER LUNCH ALREADY? 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:06,589 'CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE MEXICAN. 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,716 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD-- 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:08,842 [ CLANG! ] 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,138 T-SHIRT CANNON'S WORKING. 6 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,473 -NICE SHOT. -WE EVEN? 7 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,599 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 8 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,476 BRINGING TOYS TO WORK NOW? 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,228 WE'VE ALWAYS BROUGHT TOYS TO WORK. 10 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,771 IT'S EXHIBIT "A" IN OUR NEW CASE. 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,440 IT'S GONNA PUT THIS FIRM ON THE MAP. 12 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,608 YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW THEY SHOOT T-SHIRTS UP INTO THE CROWD 13 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,985 -AT LAKERS GAMES, CONCERTS? -NO. 14 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,069 DAMN NEAR KILLED OUR CLIENT. 15 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,362 SWEET OLD MAN, JUST EATING A PRETZEL, 16 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,322 -MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS -- -THAT'S A FASCINATING STORY. 17 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,907 I'M JUST GONNA WAIT FOR THE MOVIE... VERSION. 18 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,745 UM, BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE HERE -- 19 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:37,996 I MEAN, I'M HERE, YOU'RE HERE. 20 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,873 -TELL YOUR STORY. IT'S OKAY. -WHO'S OUT THERE? 21 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,041 THAT'S RICHARD TAFFLINGER. 22 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,877 HE'S A SENIOR PARTNER OUT OF THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 23 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,837 HE'S ALSO THE H.R. HATCHET MAN. 24 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,548 -WHOA. -WHO IS THAT WITH HIM? 25 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,467 TAFFLINGER ALWAYS BRINGS A WITNESS 26 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,051 WHEN HE BRINGS THE AX DOWN. 27 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,678 IF HE'S HERE, SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED. 28 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,346 I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU, KARPY. 29 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,265 YEAH. WE'LL WRITE YOU A GOOD LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 30 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:58,349 [ SHRIEKS ] 31 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,020 OH, THAT WAS GREAT. AWESOME FIRST IMPRESSION. 32 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,690 -IT'S A HAIR TRIGGER. -[ CHUCKLES ] 33 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,692 YEAH, TAKE NOTE. THAT'S GREAT FOR OUR CASE. 34 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,986 -YEAH. I DON'T HAVE A PEN. -[ CANNON FIRES ] 35 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,781 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 36 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,160 HELLO? 37 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,121 DAMIEN, CALM DOWN. 38 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,209 TAFFLINGER? 39 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,544 I'M ON THE NEXT PLANE HOME. 40 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,755 [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] 41 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,049 UH, DARLING? DARLING? 42 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,344 SORRY, BUT...I'VE GOT TO GO. 43 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,887 TROUBLE AT HOME. 44 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,349 UH, BOTH OF YOU, I'M AFRAID. 45 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,392 COME ON. 46 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,103 RENE! RENE? 47 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,730 WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM US? 48 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,398 Hanna: I DIDN'T ASK AND HE DIDN'T SAY, 49 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,067 BUT HE'S MEETING WITH EVERYONE. 50 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,777 ANY IDEA WHO HE'S AFTER? 51 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,695 WELL, I'VE HEARD STANTON MENTION HIM. 52 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:53,863 NOT A LOT OF LOVE LOST. 53 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,782 WELL, HE'S LOOKING FOR US TO NARC OUT STANTON. 54 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,701 I'D NARC OUT BOTH OF YOU IF I GOT A SHOT AT HIS PROTéGé. 55 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,828 [ SCOFFS ] 56 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,624 -HI. -HAVE A SEAT. 57 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,251 I'M RICHARD TAFFLINGER. 58 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,503 THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, EMILY ADAMS. 59 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,796 HELLO. 60 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,339 HELLO. 61 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,050 IF YOU WANT US TO RAT, 62 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,094 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK TO NEW YORK. 63 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,055 THE TWO OF YOU ARE BEING ACCUSED OF MISCONDUCT. 64 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,016 WE WIN MOST OF OUR CASES [CHUCKLING] THROUGH MISCONDUCT. 65 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,852 THIS GOES BEYOND COURTROOM ANTICS. 66 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:27,105 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GETTING FIRED OR ANYTHING. 67 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,024 RIGHT? 68 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,318 WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED? 69 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,241 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 70 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,455 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 71 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,292 ♪ SUCH A VIVID PICTURE ♪ 72 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,878 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 73 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:53,256 ♪ IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF ♪ 74 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:58,303 THE ALLEGATION'S BEING MADE BY A TAMMI SETTEN. 75 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:01,306 YOU DEFENDED HER AFTER SHE ALLEGEDLY ROBBED A RESTAURANT 76 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,182 ON JANUARY 11, 2011. 77 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:07,020 WHAT? IT'S GOT TO BE A MISTAKE. TAMMI LOVES US. 78 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,772 SHE'S ONE OF OUR FIRST CLIENTS. MAJOR REPEAT CUSTOMER. 79 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,441 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO HER? 80 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,860 -OH, GEEZ. A YEAR AGO? -YEAH. 81 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,737 SHE WAS CHARGED WITH ROBBING THE LUNA CAFé, 82 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,031 AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE WE CAME HERE TO WORK. 83 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,783 YEAH. AND SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR THE TRIAL. 84 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,077 THE JUDGE ISSUED HER A BENCH WARRANT. 85 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:26,289 IT JUST PAID DIVIDENDS. THEY PICKED HER UP IN CHICO. 86 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,083 SHE'S BACK IN CUSTODY AND TELLING A DIFFERENT STORY. 87 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,920 SHE'S SAYING THAT YOU PAID HER TO TAKE OFF. 88 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,714 -WE...WHAT? -[ CHUCKLES ] 89 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:36,758 WE FIGHT. WE DON'T RUN. 90 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:40,511 [ CAMEO'S "WORD UP" PLAYS ] 91 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,766 I'M GONNA GET PICKED LAST. 92 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,059 Boy: MADSEN. 93 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,186 PERKINS. 94 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,563 NAH, IT'S ALWAYS ME. 95 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,023 BLAKELY. 96 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,608 MOORE. 97 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,610 IT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE I'M AWESOME AT FOOTBALL. 98 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:56,945 -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? -Boy: JONES. 99 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,279 PETER BASH. YOU? 100 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,240 -JARED FRANKLIN. -Boy: WILLIS. 101 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,408 IT'S 'CAUSE I'M SHORT. 102 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,494 BARRY SANDERS IS SHORT, 103 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,371 AND HE'S THE BEST RUNNING BACK IN THE NFL. 104 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,123 EXACTLY. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GROW. 105 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,625 JUST LOOK AT ME. 106 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,710 Boy: PETERS 107 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,171 SCREW THIS. 108 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,965 -Boy: LOUIS. -HEY. 109 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,550 BARRY SANDERS. YOU RUN PRETTY FAST? 110 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,885 FASTER THAN YOU. 111 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,764 ♪ COME ON BABY, TELL ME WHAT'S THE WORD... ♪ 112 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,557 [ CHILDREN SCREAMING ] 113 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,477 WHY DON'T WE STICK TO THIS MILLENNIUM? 114 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,062 YOU SHOULD'VE MADE THAT CLEAR. 115 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,981 AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU DIDN'T FIGHT. 116 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,649 YOU DID RUN. 117 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,442 THAT'S -- NOT TRUE. 118 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,863 TAMMI IS SCARED. SHE'S LOOKING AT A THIRD STRIKE. 119 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,741 SHE'S OFFERING US UP, OBVIOUSLY, TO LIGHTEN HER SENTENCE. 120 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,618 SO YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER ANY MONEY? 121 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,747 THERE'S A GRAY AREA THERE, UH, EMILY. 122 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:53,042 WE GAVE HER, UH, 1,000 BUCKS, 123 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,378 BUT WE HAD A VERY GOOD REASON FOR IT. 124 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,130 HANDING CASH TO A CLIENT? 125 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,715 WE WOULD BE INTERESTED TO HEAR IT. 126 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,049 SHE HAS A TATTOO -- 127 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,551 ACTUALLY, SHE HAS A LOT OF TATTOOS. 128 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,261 YEAH, RIGHT, BUT THIS WAS A TATTOO OVER HER EYE, 129 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,679 WHICH SAID "2-1-1," 130 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,932 2-11 BEING THE CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE FOR ROBBERY. 131 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,101 WE REALLY DIDN'T THINK THAT THAT WOULD PLAY WELL WITH A JURY. 132 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,270 SO WE CALLED OUR TATTOO-REMOVAL GUY. 133 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,397 YOU HAVE A TATTOO-REMOVAL GUY? 134 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,567 DR. DOUG. HE ALSO PUTS THEM ON, TOO -- QUITE GOOD. 135 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:21,321 YEAH. SO WE CALLED DR. DOUG'S ASSISTANT. WE SAID THAT TAMMI WAS COMING IN. 136 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,655 WE GAVE TAMMI THE MONEY. 137 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,657 HE E-MAILED US, SAID JOB WAS DONE. 138 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,284 NEXT DAY, TAMMI WAS A NO-SHOW IN COURT. 139 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,660 DR. DOUG WILL BACK US UP. 140 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:30,913 OKAY. THE CONTEMPT HEARING IS ON THURSDAY. 141 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,374 IT'S THE WORD OF TWO ESTEEMED LAWYERS 142 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,501 AGAINST A WOMAN WITH EVERY REASON TO LIE. 143 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,546 MM-HMM. WELL, LET US DO OUR JOB. THIS SHOULD BE PAINLESS. 144 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,010 I'M TELLING YOU, SHE WAS. 145 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:47,305 FINE. THE WOMAN WHO MAY FIRE US WAS "VIBING" YOU. 146 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:49,515 I GET THAT TAMMI'S SCARED, BUT WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? 147 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,934 DIDN'T YOU GUYS LET HER CRASH HERE WHEN SHE BURNED DOWN HER BUILDING? 148 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,895 "ALLEGEDLY" BURNED DOWN HER BUILDING. 149 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,522 MAYBE SHE FEELS WE PUT HER IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR 150 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,066 WHEN WE TOOK OUR BIG FIRM JOB. 151 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,317 NO, WE DIDN'T. 152 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,235 DID WE? 153 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,154 WELL, WE DID TELL HER WE WERE GONNA SEE HER 154 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,697 THROUGH THAT LUNA CAFé TRIAL. 155 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,075 WELL, THERE WAS ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER TRIAL WITH TAMMI. 156 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,576 YEAH, WELL, HER HURT FEELINGS 157 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,369 COULD COST ALL OF US OUR JOBS. 158 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,246 NOT TO MENTION THREE YEARS IN PRISON 159 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,499 FOR AIDING AND ABETTING A FLEEING FELON. 160 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,042 WE GOT TO SEE DR. DOUG. 161 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,675 I'M TELLING YOU, WE SHOULD GET MATCHING TATTOOS 162 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,677 OR SOMETHING LIKE A BIG DRAGON OR SOMETHING COOL. 163 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,304 YEAH. YEAH. OH, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 164 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:30,181 WE GET HALF OF A DRAGON ON MY ARM AND HALF ON YOURS... 165 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,100 -YEAH. ...AND WE PUT 'EM -- -YEAH, WE PUT 'EM TOGETHER. 166 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,184 -DR. DOUG! -HEY. 167 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,268 YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. 168 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,353 [ LAUGHS ] "F" AND "B." 169 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:36,854 UPTOWN LIFE TREATING YOU ALL RIGHT? 170 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,689 YEAH, WELL, IT WAS UNTIL YESTERDAY. 171 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,774 WE NEED YOUR HELP. 172 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,234 WELL, COME ON THROUGH. 173 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,318 ALL RIGHT. 174 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,072 SO, ABOUT A YEAR AGO, WE SENT YOU A CLIENT -- TAMMI SETTEN? 175 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,369 OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER HER. SHE WAS HOT -- 176 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,538 KIND OF A SuicideGirls WAY. 177 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,914 -YEAH, THAT'S HER. -YEAH. 178 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,499 WELL, YOU SENT US AN E-MAIL 179 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,209 CONFIRMING THAT THE JOB WAS DONE. 180 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,254 WE NEED YOU TO TESTIFY THAT YOU DID REMOVE THE FACE TATTOO. 181 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,006 I DIDN'T. I GAVE HER A NEW ONE. 182 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,134 SHE SAID YOU GUYS WERE TREATING. 183 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,595 WHY WOULD WE PAY A CLIENT TO GET A TATTOO? 184 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,348 I DON'T KNOW, I GAVE HER ONE RIGHT ABOVE HER LEFT BREAST. 185 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,517 THAT'S GREAT. IT STILL TRACKS WITH OUR STORY 186 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,352 -THAT WE GAVE HER MONEY TO SPEND HERE. -YEAH. RIGHT. 187 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,728 WE JUST NEED YOU TO TESTIFY, DOUG. 188 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,605 YOU KNOW, BASICALLY THAT'S GONNA DISCREDIT HER STORY, 189 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,773 AND WE'LL WALK. 190 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,941 YEAH, I'D BE HAPPY TO. 191 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,402 JUST GOT TO GET HER PERMISSION. 192 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:25,778 WHY? 193 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,113 SHE'S MY PATIENT. 194 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,866 DERMABRASION TATTOO-REMOVAL DEVICE. 195 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,826 YEAH. THE DOCTOR TITLE IS REAL NOW. 196 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:34,620 BECAME A DERMATOLOGIST LAST YEAR, FELLAS. 197 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:39,083 BUT...YOU GAVE HER A TATTOO. HOW IS THAT MEDICAL? 198 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,586 WELL, SHE CAME IN AS A PATIENT, 199 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,005 AND I TREATED HER AS A DOCTOR, WHICH MEANS -- 200 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,923 FALLS UNDER DOCTOR/PATIENT PRIVILEGE. 201 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:48,426 OHH, DOUG, THIS IS SERIOUS, DUDE. 202 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,635 WELL, I'M SORRY, GUYS. 203 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,471 YOU KNOW, IT'S THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH. 204 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,266 DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT MATCHING DRAGONS? 205 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,809 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 206 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,115 -STANTON. -RICHARD. 207 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:12,992 AH. WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 208 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,203 AND WHAT A SURPRISE. 209 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,705 THE ALLEGATIONS CAME TO OUR ATTENTION SUDDENLY. 210 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,415 THE BOARD THOUGHT IT BEST I COME RIGHT AWAY. 211 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,417 JUST WHEN I HAPPENED TO BE OUT OF TOWN. 212 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,252 THAT WAS CURIOUS TIMING. HMM? 213 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,047 I'LL GO. YOU'RE BUSY. 214 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,548 UH, YES, BUT NOT SO BUSY 215 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,966 THAT I WON'T DO ANYTHING 216 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,260 TO PROTECT PETER AND JARED'S RIGHTS. 217 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,268 YUP, HERE HE COMES. 218 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 HOW'S YOUR DEFENSE COMING? 219 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,066 YOUR TATTOO ARTIST COME THROUGH? 220 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,192 WE'RE WORKING ON IT. 221 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,276 GOOD. 222 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,278 WE'VE DECIDED YOU SHOULDN'T REPRESENT YOURSELVES. 223 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,198 I'VE ASKED DAMIEN KARP TO HANDLE YOUR CONTEMPT HEARING. 224 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,491 -KARP? -WHAT? NO WAY. 225 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:54,867 IT'S NOT A REQUEST. 226 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,202 Emily: IT'S FOR THE BEST, 227 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,579 TO AVOID ANY MORE "HE SAID, SHE SAID" MOMENTS. 228 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,582 WHICH MEANS NO DIRECT CONTACT WITH TAMMI SETTEN. 229 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,793 UH, SHE'S THE ONE ACCUSING US. 230 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,628 SHE'S ALSO REPRESENTED BY COUNSEL. 231 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:10,508 MR. KARP WILL BE ABLE TO CROSS-EXAMINE HER IN COURT. 232 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,721 NOTICE YOU DIDN'T PASS THE BAR EXAM THE FIRST TIME YOU TOOK IT. 233 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:18,558 OR THE SECOND. WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS? 234 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,642 NOTHING. 235 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:23,020 ONLY 37% PASSED LAST YEAR. TOUGH TEST. 236 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,106 I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE PAINLESS. 237 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,566 MM-HMM. 238 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,360 W-WHAT'S UP WITH THE, UH, SECRET FILE? 239 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,280 THIS? YOU CAUGHT ME. 240 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,491 I'M GETTING A JUMP ON HOLIDAY SHOPPING. 241 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,159 YOU SEEM JUMPY. 242 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,912 SHOULD WE BE KEEPING A FILE ON YOU? 243 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,211 I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T TRUST HIM. 244 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,839 YEAH, LIKE WE WERE GONNA FALL FOR THE CATALOGUE TRICK. 245 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,632 DUDE, YOU TOTALLY FELL FOR IT. 246 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,634 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED HIM TO THINK. 247 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,136 -I WAS -- -OKAY, OKAY. 248 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,096 SO, WE'RE FIGHTING THIS ON TWO FRONTS, THEN -- 249 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,598 TAMMI AND TAFFLINGER. 250 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,349 I NEED SOMEBODY TO ASK ME A YES-OR-NO QUESTION. 251 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,517 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 252 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,394 I HAVE MY INTERVIEW WITH TAFFLINGER TOMORROW. 253 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,562 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE POLYGRAPHED. 254 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,896 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 255 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,773 MY PARENTS POLYGRAPHED ME REGULARLY. 256 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,066 ALL INDIAN PARENTS DO -- 257 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,901 AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. 258 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,570 ASK ME A QUESTION. 259 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,323 OKAY. ARE YOU A TOTAL IDIOT? 260 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,490 NO. 261 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,326 [ RAPID BEEPING ] 262 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,411 [ ALL CHUCKLE ] 263 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,495 ASK ME ANOTHER ONE. 264 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,539 DO YOU HAVE AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW? 265 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,291 N-- 266 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,209 [ VELCRO RIPS ] 267 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,211 -PINDY. -THAT'S JUST -- 268 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,755 [ VELCRO RIPS ] 269 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,632 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TAFFLINGER'S UP TO, 270 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,425 BUT AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE TAMMI ALLEGATIONS, 271 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,509 HE CAN'T TOUCH US. 272 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,636 WE GOT TO TALK TO TAMMI. 273 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,095 Carmen: TAFFLINGER ORDERED YOU NOT TO. 274 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,556 YOU VIOLATE THAT, WE'RE JUST AS SCREWED. 275 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,267 YOU KNOW WHAT? CHECK WITH WOMEN'S LOCK-UP. 276 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,186 SEE IF WE HAVE ANY CLIENTS IN THERE. 277 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,396 HE SAID WE CAN'T TALK TO HER, 278 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,440 BUT NO ONE SAID WE CAN'T TALK AT HER. 279 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,317 -OH, YOU ARE -- -YOU AND I ALWAYS... 280 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,819 COUNTY JAIL 281 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,989 JO JO! 282 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,658 JO JO, HOW'S OUR FAVORITE FORGER? 283 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,909 CONFUSED. 284 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,203 I DON'T HAVE ANY COURT DATES COMING UP, DO I? 285 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,954 NO. NO, NO, NO. JUST HAVE A SEAT. 286 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,499 UM, WE NEED A FAVOR. 287 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,708 HERE SHE COMES. 288 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,585 UH, JUST GO WITH IT, JO JO. 289 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,670 GO WITH WHAT? 290 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,171 [ COUGHS ] 291 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,507 [ JARED AND PETER CLEARING THROAT ] 292 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,134 [ SCOFFS ] YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE. 293 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,136 -ME? -THEM. 294 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,721 FRANKLIN AND BASH. 295 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,474 OH. HI. 296 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,809 OH, EXCUSE ME, COUNSELOR, 297 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,104 BUT, UM, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL YOUR CLIENT THAT... 298 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,315 IN LIGHT OF HER TOTALLY UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS 299 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,150 THAT WE CAN'T TALK TO HER. 300 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,485 WHAT'S GOING ON? 301 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,278 UH, WE'RE VISITING WITH OUR CLIENT, 302 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,738 AND YOU'RE VISITING WITH YOURS. 303 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,448 THE FACT THAT WE HAVE HISTORY WITH MS. SETTEN -- 304 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,117 ANY TROUBLE I'VE GOTTEN YOU INTO 305 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,161 IS 'CAUSE YOU GAVE ME MONEY AND TOLD ME TO LEAVE TOWN. 306 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,830 I'M SORRY. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN, 307 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,457 TALKING DIRECTLY AT US, AND SUCH BULLSHIT! 308 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,960 JO JO, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL THAT WOMAN 309 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,003 THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT PERJURY CHARGES 310 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,172 ADDED TO ALL THE TROUBLE SHE'S ALREADY IN? 311 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,425 UM... 312 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,094 YOU DON'T WANT ANY PERJURY CHARGES. 313 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,512 TAMMI, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE TALKING 314 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,930 TO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. 315 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,473 YOU'RE RIGHT. 316 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,891 YOU KNOW WHY? 317 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,686 'CAUSE YOU'VE... GOT MY BACK! 318 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,729 WHOA. 319 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,857 SHE'S USING OUR SLOGAN AGAINST US. 320 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,150 SEE, HE'D NEVER PROMISE 321 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,527 TO STICK WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT AND THEN BAIL. 322 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,988 OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW, WE REPRESENTED YOUR CLIENT 323 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,282 FOR THREE YEARS, MOSTLY PRO BONO. 324 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,868 OR DID SHE FORGET ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY, 2008? 325 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,036 IF SO, HAVE HER REFER TO HER RIGHT FOREARM. 326 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,707 YOU SEE, JO JO, TAMMI BROKE UP WITH AN OLD BOYFRIEND 327 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,418 BY STABBING HIM IN THE NECK WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS, 328 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,795 AND WE GOT HER OFF BY PLEADING SELF-DEFENSE. 329 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,215 BUT THE SECOND THEY GET OFFERS FROM A BIG FIRM, THEY FORGET. 330 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,342 THEY SELL OUT, THROW YOU ASIDE, 331 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,179 AND GIVE YOU A GRAND TO EASE THEIR GUILTY CONSCIENCE. 332 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,099 -I-I DIDN'T GET ANY MONEY. -WE DON'T. 333 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,809 I'M LOOKING AT 25 YEARS ON THE ROBBERY CHARGES 334 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,144 THEY PAID ME TO RUN AWAY ON. 335 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,270 WE DIDN'T PAY YOU -- 336 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,147 YES. 25 YEARS. 337 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,442 AND HOW MUCH MORE WILL I GET IF I'M CONVICTED OF PERJURY? 338 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,986 TWO, TOPS. IT WOULD PROBABLY RUN CONCURRENT. 339 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,575 TELL YOUR LAWYERS I'LL SEE THEM IN COURT! 340 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,663 SHE SAID SHE'D SEE YOU GUYS IN COURT. 341 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,082 IN COURT. THANK YOU, JO JO. WE...HEARD THAT. 342 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,760 DAMN IT! 343 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,970 BAD DAY? 344 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,389 MICROWAVE POPCORN AND POWER BARS. 345 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,808 I MEAN, THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES L.A. 346 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,477 IS THIS REALLY ALL YOU'VE GOT? 347 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,270 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. 348 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,569 -MY PRIVATE STASH. -MM-HMM. 349 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,737 DOUBLE STUFF, HUH? 350 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,114 -CAN I HAVE ONE? -MAYBE. 351 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,283 WHAT'S TAFFLINGER UP TO? 352 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,204 ARE YOU REALLY BRIBING ME WITH OREOS? 353 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,290 I DON'T KNOW. AM I? 354 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,047 OKAY, THAT... IS JUST STUPID. 355 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,715 UM, NO. IT'S SUBJECTIVE. 356 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,509 -OKAY. I'M -- I'M ENTITLED -- -NO, NO, NO. 357 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,845 XBOX vs. WII, KOBE/LeBRON -- THESE THINGS ARE SUBJECTIVE. 358 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,597 SAYING THAT "SIXTEEN CANDLES" 359 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,559 IS A BETTER JOHN HUGHES MOVIE THAN "THE BREAKFAST CLUB"? 360 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,018 OBJECTIVELY WRONG. 361 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,103 [ CHUCKLES ] 362 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,985 YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK, 363 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,862 BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T REPLIED TO OUR REQUEST 364 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,405 FOR A PRIVATE INTERVIEW. 365 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,115 THIS DIDN'T COUNT? 366 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,700 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, SORRY. 367 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,120 OKAY. IF YOU'RE GONNA INTERROGATE ME, 368 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,122 THEN I GET TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION. 369 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,040 OKAY. ONE. 370 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,711 IS THIS WHY YOU WENT TO LAW SCHOOL? 371 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,796 TO BRING DOWN FELLOW LAWYERS? 372 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,466 WE DIDN'T DO THIS, EMILY. 373 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,803 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SO? 374 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,263 YEAH. 375 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,140 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 376 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,687 THANKS FOR THE COOKIES. 377 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,234 HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR FRANKLIN AND BASH? 378 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,694 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I HAVE? 379 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,238 DO YOU MIND IF I ASK THE QUESTIONS? 380 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,615 SHOULD I MIND? 381 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,535 YOU'RE MAKING THIS NEEDLESSLY DIFFICULT. 382 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,745 AM I? 383 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,705 OR HAVE I JUST TRAINED MYSELF 384 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,082 TO RESIST THE REID TECHNIQUE OF INTERROGATION? 385 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,044 BY TURNING MY QUESTIONS BACK ON ME? 386 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,964 MAYBE... HE? 387 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,633 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 388 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,509 ARE YOU DOING IT TO ME NOW? 389 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,178 Question mark. 390 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,890 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. SINGH? 391 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,642 UH-HUH... 392 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,564 SO... HOW YOU MET FRANKLIN AND BASH. 393 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,066 ♪ FEELIN' GOOD WHOO ♪ 394 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,818 ♪ IT WAS A FINE OL' DAY LOTS OF FINE HONEYS... ♪ 395 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,904 WHOSE PLACE IS THIS AGAIN? 396 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,949 UH, HIM. I DON'T KNOW HIM. 397 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,744 Peter: HE'S GOT HIMSELF A PRETTY NICE SETUP HERE. 398 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,580 MAYBE TOO NICE. 399 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,457 ♪ ...LIKE SKIN THROUGH YOUR MIKES ♪ 400 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,876 ♪ ...THAT WOULD SWIM TO YOUR MIND, YEAH... ♪ 401 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,754 WE'RE BEING SUMMONED. 402 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:08,425 [RAP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 403 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,559 BASH AND FRANKLIN, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN. 404 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,104 -ACTUALLY, IT'S FRANKLIN AND BASH. -YEAH. 405 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,398 YOU HAVE US AT A DISADVANTAGE... 406 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,482 PINDAR SINGH. 407 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,067 I'M IN YOUR CON LAW CLASS. 408 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,861 NEVER SEEN YOU THERE BEFORE. 409 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,196 YEAH. MEDICAL HARDSHIP. 410 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,115 I TAKE ALL MY CLASSES REMOTELY. 411 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,908 I DEVELOPED A NEW TECHNOLOGY 412 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,244 THAT STREAMS VIDEO RIGHT INTO MY COMPUTER. 413 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,787 -COOL. -WOW. 414 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,832 YEAH. SOLD IT TO A SOFTWARE COMPANY FOR $2,000. 415 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,042 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KNEE? 416 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,920 TORN A.C.L. POLO MATCH. FATHER'S ESTATE. 417 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,714 -I GREW UP PLAYING POLO. -HE PLAYS POLO! 418 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,507 YEAH. WHAT POSITION YOU PLAY? 419 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,177 I PLAYED THEM ALL. SORT OF A JACK OF ALL TRADES. 420 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,681 LIKE A JOCKEY OF ALL TRADES, IF YOU WILL. [ LAUGHS ] 421 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,142 [ LAUGHS ] OH, BUT WE WON'T. 422 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,560 WELL, IF YOU PLAY, 423 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,563 THEN YOU MUST KNOW WHICH PLAYER NUMBER ONE IS GUARDED BY. 424 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,483 LADIES, COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND, PLEASE? 425 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,654 THANK YOU. YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. 426 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,408 [ SIGHS ] 427 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,784 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO TO ME? 428 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,119 WHAT'S YOUR GAME, SINGH? 429 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,829 YEAH. NOT BUYING THE TORN A.C.L. 430 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,789 I CANNOT LEAVE THIS CONDO. 431 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,082 YOU ON HOUSE ARREST? 432 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,459 EMOTIONALLY. 433 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,003 I HAVE EVERY PHOBIA KNOWN TO MAN. 434 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,465 PLUS A COUPLE THAT ARE NORMALLY ONLY FOUND IN INVERTEBRATES. 435 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,426 IF I DO YOUR CON LAW PAPERS FOR YOU, 436 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,136 WILL THAT BUY YOUR SILENCE? 437 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,596 [ LAUGHS ] 438 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,556 YOU GOT US ALL WRONG, MAN. 439 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,767 YOU'VE TURNED YOUR PHOBIAS INTO LEMONADE. 440 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,727 YOU GOT CHICKS WAITING ON YOU. 441 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,395 YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR CONDO. 442 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,106 YOU'RE THE HUGH HEFNER OF WACKOS. 443 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,942 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SAY "OW." 444 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,360 OW! 445 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,279 WELL... 446 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,948 YOU'VE CLEARLY MADE PROGRESS. 447 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,826 -HOW SO? -YOU'RE HERE. 448 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,412 YOU'VE MASTERED GETTING BEYOND 449 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,623 THE FOUR WALLS OF YOUR OWN HOME. 450 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,458 I'M ON A LOT OF MEDICATION. 451 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,085 GOOD. 452 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,880 Judge Perry: MR. KARP. 453 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,090 GOOD MORNING. 454 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,800 GOOD MORNING, YOUR HONOR. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 455 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,176 YOU'RE COUNSEL IN THIS MATTER? 456 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,427 YES, YOUR HONOR, I AM. 457 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,222 WE'RE HERE ON AN ACCUSATION OF ATTORNEY MISCONDUCT. 458 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,890 I'VE ALERTED THE D.A.'s OFFICE. 459 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,683 IF I FIND THE ALLEGATIONS TRUE, 460 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,228 THEY WILL BE FILING CRIMINAL CHARGES. 461 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,438 WELL, WE'RE CONFIDENT THAT AFTER THE COURT SEES THE EVIDENCE, 462 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,065 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 463 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,026 GLAD TO HEAR IT. AND WHAT EVIDENCE WOULD THAT BE? 464 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,238 WELL, YOUR HONOR, IT'S NOT "WHAT," IT'S "WHERE." 465 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,198 I'M NOT... FOLLOWING YOU. 466 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,574 HE'S OFF TO A GREAT START. 467 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,535 MY CLIENTS GAVE MS. SETTEN SOME MONEY 468 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,911 TO HAVE A TATTOO REMOVED. 469 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,997 SHE TOOK THE MONEY AND WENT TO THE TATTOO PARLOR IN QUESTION 470 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,750 AND GOT A NEW ONE INSTEAD AND POCKETED THE REST. 471 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,711 YOU'RE FREE TO PRESENT EVIDENCE TO PROVE YOUR THEORY. 472 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,964 WELL, THE ONLY EVIDENCE IS ON HER BODY. 473 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,550 SHE HAS A TATTOO ABOVE HER LEFT BREAST, YOUR HONOR. 474 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,884 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TAMMI? 475 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,261 Karp: PLEASE, IGNORE THEM, YOUR HONOR. 476 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,097 DO THEY HAVE PROOF THAT MY CLIENT GOT THE TATTOO 477 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,932 ON THE SAME DAY THEY GAVE HER MONEY? 478 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,934 LIKE A RECEIPT OR A TATTOO ARTIST? 479 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,310 DOES COUNSEL HAVE PROOF 480 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,604 THAT TAMMI DIDN'T GET THE TATTOO ON THAT DAY? 481 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,273 MR. FRANKLIN, MR. BASH, 482 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,650 YOU'VE CHOSEN TO LET MR. KARP REPRESENT YOU. 483 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,235 ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, THAT -- 484 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,778 THAT REALLY WASN'T OUR CHOICE. 485 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,238 HE'S A FINE LAWYER. 486 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,490 I SUGGEST YOU LET HIM DO HIS JOB. 487 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,534 FOR NOW, YOURS IS TO BE QUIET. 488 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,745 ARE YOU REQUESTING THAT I ORDER A WITNESS 489 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,205 TO DISROBE IN MY COURTROOM? 490 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,915 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN YOUR COURT, YOUR HONOR. 491 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,834 YOU CAN HAVE A FEMALE BAILIFF TAKE HER IN THE OTHER -- 492 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,335 YOU TOLD ME TO BE QUIET, DIDN'T YOU? 493 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,004 AND YET, THERE YOU GO. 494 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,175 MR. HOLMAN, ANY OBJECTION TO YOUR CLIENT SHOWING THE TATTOO? 495 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,302 THE FIFTH AMENDMENT PROTECTS A PERSON 496 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,762 FROM BEING FORCED TO TESTIFY AGAINST THEMSELVES. 497 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,015 YES, AND WE'RE NOT ASKING HER TO TESTIFY. WE'RE SIMPLY ASKING -- 498 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,727 U.S. v. GREER HOLDS THAT TATTOOS ARE CONSIDERED TESTIMONY. 499 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,188 AND THEREBY PROTECTED UNDER THE FIFTH AMENDMENT. 500 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,565 Karp: YES, BUT OTHER CASES HAVE RULED 501 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,276 THAT TATTOOS ARE ADMISSIBLE FOR IDENTIFICATION, YOUR HONOR. 502 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,903 WHERE THEY'RE VISIBLE BY THE PUBLIC 503 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,864 AND THERE'S NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY AS TO THE BODY PART. 504 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,782 MS. SETTEN HAS AN EXPECTATION 505 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,659 AS TO THE PRIVACY OF HER BREASTS. 506 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,912 I WON'T FORCE HER TO SHOW IT. 507 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,748 BUT, YOUR HONOR, THAT'S THE CORNERSTONE OF OUR DEFENSE. 508 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,626 THEN I SUGGEST YOU COME UP WITH A NEW ONE BY TOMORROW. 509 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:13,879 Jared: THAT WAS GOOD. 510 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,797 [ SCOFFS ] I HAD FELDMAN SHEPARDIZE TATTOO CASES. 511 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,174 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE MISSED GREER. 512 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,717 FELDMAN? HE'S A FIRST YEAR! 513 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,427 WELL, DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA BE HANDLING IT 514 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,762 PERSONALLY FROM THIS POINT FORWARD. 515 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,805 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT. IT'S OUR ASSES ON THE LINE. 516 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,182 AND PINDAR'S AND CARMEN'S. 517 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,100 WE'RE GOING DOWN, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING OURSELVES. 518 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,352 WHAT, YOU'RE FIRING ME? 519 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,770 -IT'S NOT PERSONAL. -IT'S PERSONAL. 520 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,938 [ SCOFFS ] PLEASE. 521 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,775 I WOULD LOVE -- LOVE -- TO BE FIRED BY YOU, 522 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,235 BUT TAFFLINGER'S NOT GONNA GO FOR IT. 523 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,569 YEAH, WELL, HERE'S THE THING -- 524 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,363 WE'RE DONE LISTENING TO TAFFLINGER. 525 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,448 ANYONE WHO REPRESENTS HIMSELF -- 526 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,033 YES, I KNOW -- "HAS A FOOL AS A CLIENT." 527 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,785 DOESN'T APPLY TO US. WE WERE FOOLS TO BEGIN WITH. 528 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,745 -[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] -THAT'S TRUE. 529 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,038 GOOD LUCK. 530 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,459 OKAY, MR. "WE GO DOWN ON OURSELVES SWINGING." 531 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,544 GOT TO GET THAT TATTOO IN. 532 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,090 MAYBE WE CAN'T PROVE WHEN SHE GOT THE TATTOO. 533 00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,592 MAYBE THE TATTOO ITSELF IS INCRIMINATING. 534 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,053 YEAH, HER BODY IS A CRIMINAL DIARY. 535 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,639 WE GO AFTER TAMMI'S CREDIBILITY. 536 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,517 REMEMBER SPRING BREAK, JUNIOR YEAR? 537 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,978 YOU PASSED OUT AND WOKE UP NAKED ON A RAFT 538 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,646 IN THE POOL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE HOTEL? 539 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,273 YEAH. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH -- 540 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,691 YOU WALKED AROUND WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON 541 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,984 THE REST OF SPRING BREAK 542 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,194 'CAUSE YOU SAID EVERYONE HAD ALREADY SEEN EVERYTHING ANYHOW. 543 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,822 'CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE AN EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY ANYMORE. 544 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,198 RIGHT. WE FIND A TIME 545 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,158 WHEN TAMMI LET HER FREAK FLAG FLY, BOOB-WISE -- 546 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,702 AND THE TATTOO IS ADMISSIBLE. 547 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,328 BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! 548 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,212 -Infeld: OH, HI. -HI. 549 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,588 HOW'S THE CASE GOING? 550 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,632 UH, WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SHOW OUR ACCUSER'S 551 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,800 BOOBS IN COURT. 552 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,051 EXCELLENT. 553 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,762 I HOPE TAFFLINGER HASN'T BEEN TOO MUCH OF A BOTHER. 554 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,306 WELL, NOT IMPRESSED. 555 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,475 HE'S ASKED US ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR TAMMI'S ALLEGATIONS. 556 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,727 AH. 557 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,980 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE ENGLISH STOAT? 558 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,024 IT'S A FERRET-LIKE RODENT. 559 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,359 IT'S A BIT OFF-TOPIC, SIR. 560 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,029 YOU KNOW, THEY EAT RABBITS, WHICH ARE MUCH FASTER. 561 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,198 IT TRANSFIXES THEM IN A DANCE OF DEATH. 562 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:09,036 WHILE THE POOR BUNNY WATCHES, HYPNOTIZED, 563 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,123 THE STOAT DOES EVERYTHING BUT ATTACK. 564 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,125 AND THEN, WHEN HE'S READY... 565 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,212 -SO, NOT OFF-TOPIC. -OFF-TOPIC. 566 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,882 YOU KNOW, I'VE DEALT WITH RODENTS LIKE TAFFLINGER 567 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,383 FOR OVER 40 YEARS. 568 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,428 BEWARE OF THE QUESTIONS HE DOESN'T ASK. 569 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,515 YOU HAVEN'T ASKED WHETHER WE PAID HER OFF, EITHER. 570 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,393 NO. 571 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,313 I DON'T HAVE TO. 572 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,445 THIS IS A CASUAL INQUIRY. 573 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,280 NO REASON TO WORRY. 574 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,574 DO I LOOK WORRIED? 575 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,909 I'VE CHECKED ON YOUR WORK 576 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,368 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN AT INFELD/DANIELS. 577 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,661 TOP-NOTCH. 578 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,498 -FRANKLIN AND BASH, ON THE OTHER HAND... -OKAY. 579 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,208 I THOUGHT YOU HAD QUESTIONS, 580 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,461 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE HERE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY BOSSES, 581 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,879 I'M PRETTY BUSY. 582 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,340 IF THEY GO DOWN, THEY LOSE THEIR JOBS. 583 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,467 BUT YOU'RE ON PROBATION. 584 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,887 IF THIS BLOWS BACK TO YOU, YOU'VE GOT MORE TO LOSE, 585 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,306 -DON'T YOU? -IS THAT A THREAT? 586 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,184 GOOD GOD, NO. IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY OBSERVATION. 587 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,811 [ SIGHS ] 588 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,896 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 589 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,981 HOW SOMEONE WITH YOUR SKILL SET 590 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,110 ENDED UP WORKING WITH A COUPLE OF LAWYERS, TO BEGIN WITH. 591 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:27,823 [ Laughing ] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS CONVINCED THAT JURY. 592 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,283 WELL, IT'S A SIMPLE MATTER OF EQUAL PARTS LOGIC, 593 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,576 LEGAL AUTHORITY... 594 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,411 -AND BULLSHIT. -...BULLSHIT. 595 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,540 HEY, YOU EVER WANT TO BECOME CON MEN, CALL ME. 596 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,585 OKAY. I'M GOING STRAIGHT, STARTIN'... 597 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,129 REALLY SOON. 598 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,673 SERIOUSLY? THANK YOU. 599 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,634 NOT TO BRING UP THE UGLY, UGLY SUBJECT 600 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,469 OF OUR PAYMENT, BUT, UH... 601 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,846 RIGHT. 602 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,141 UM, SO I CAN'T PAY YOU IN CASH, BUT... 603 00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,017 [ SIGHS ] 604 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,102 I GOT THIS. 605 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,397 WOW. THAT'S -- THAT'S NICE. 606 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:03,900 ROLEX, OYSTER SHELL, 607 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,235 PLATINUM BAND... 608 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,653 AND IT'S MINE. 609 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:09,406 REALLY? YOU STOLE HIS WATCH TO PAY US? 610 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,741 I'M KIDDING! 611 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,910 [ LAUGHS ] I TOOK IT -- JUST NOW. 612 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,873 LOOK, UM, I'M WORKING ON A FEW THINGS. 613 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,541 MAYBE IN A COUPLE WEEKS? 614 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,751 TELL YOU WHAT -- WHY DON'T YOU STOP WORKING ON THOSE THINGS? 615 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,296 AND COME WORK FOR US AS AN INVESTIGATOR. 616 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,256 I'VE GOT A FEELING THERE'S NOT MANY PLACES 617 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,674 YOU CAN'T GET INTO. 618 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,009 OOH. 619 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,886 I'M NOT REALLY THE 9:00-TO-5:00 TYPE. 620 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,095 NO, NO, JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 621 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,346 WE GOT A BIG TRIAL COMING UP. 622 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,932 YEAH. WE'RE SUING THE MANUFACTURERS OF TWISTER STRAWS. 623 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,268 OH. THE KIND THAT TWIRL AROUND 624 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,603 BETWEEN YOUR DRINK AND YOUR MOUTH. 625 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,770 DEATH TRAPS. 626 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,063 DON'T USE THEM. 627 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,233 DO YOU HAVE MY WALLET? 628 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,237 I WORKED OFF MY DEBT IN THREE WEEKS. 629 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,781 THREE WEEKS AFTER THAT, I MOVED IN. 630 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,118 EVER BEEN TEMPTED TO GO BACK TO BEING A GRIFTER? 631 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,995 GRIFTER? [ CHUCKLES ] 632 00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:59,706 I THINK YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY MOVIES. 633 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,710 BESIDES, I'M NOT ENTIRELY OUT OF THE GAME. 634 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:04,836 REALLY? 635 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:06,963 ANY MORE THAN YOU ARE. 636 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,133 I MEAN, YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAY ME RIGHT NOW. 637 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,927 HOW'S THAT? 638 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,721 THE EARLY COMPLIMENT TO PUT ME AT EASE, 639 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,474 SHOWING ME YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT MY WORK. 640 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,809 LOOK, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE 641 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,646 WHO CAN DO A BACKGROUND CHECK, MR. TAFFLINGER. 642 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,649 ARE YOU THREATENING ME? 643 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,400 OH, GOOD GOD, NO. 644 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,654 JUST A FRIENDLY OBSERVATION. 645 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,532 ROLLER DERBY 646 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,747 PINDY, WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND? 647 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,624 Pindar: I TALKED TO TAMMI'S FRIENDS. 648 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,501 NO ONE REMEMBERS HER TATTOO. 649 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,670 MAN, THIS IS OUR LAST HOPE. 650 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,922 NO. THERE IS ONE OTHER. 651 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,176 PINDAR, IF YOU'RE QUOTING YODA FROM "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK"... 652 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,428 NO. IT'S A COMMON PHRASE. 653 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,932 OKAY, FINE. THEN WHAT'S THE OTHER HOPE? 654 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,226 WELL, MAYBE THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER 655 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,728 IF JARED WASN'T TRYING TO SLEEP WITH THE ENEMY. 656 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,230 ALL RIGHT. KEEP LOOKING. 657 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,234 HE'S...KIND OF GOT A POINT THERE. 658 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,903 THIS WHOLE EMILY THING -- IT'S -- IT'S QUESTIONABLE. 659 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,155 SHUT UP. SHUT UP. 660 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,369 BREE! 661 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,872 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 662 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,585 HEY. I'M CARMEN PHILLIPS. WE SPOKE EARLIER. 663 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,963 Carmen: THIS IS JARED FRANKLIN AND PETER BASH. 664 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,673 -HI. -APRIL! 665 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,427 TURN YOUR FACE-OFF. 100 LAPS NOW! 666 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,638 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 667 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,433 I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT TAMMI SETTEN. 668 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,226 I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT HER. 669 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,437 WELL, UH, MAYBE SOME OF THE PLAYERS MIGHT -- 670 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,355 THEY'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT HER, EITHER. 671 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,773 APRIL, BENT KNEES! 672 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,233 NO GIRAFFING! 673 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,653 [ SCOFFS ] 674 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,864 WOW. 675 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,199 ROLLER-DERBY GIRL VERSUS FIGURE SKATER. 676 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,784 ROLLER-DERBY GIRL. NO QUESTION. 677 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,369 THEY'RE TOTALLY BADASS. 678 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:07,667 ♪ YOU'RE TELLIN' ME TO GO AWAY ♪ 679 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:12,881 ♪ GO AWAY ♪ 680 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,342 OKAY. ANY OF THESE GIRLS RECOGNIZE TAMMI'S TATTOO -- 681 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,218 YEAH. EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY. 682 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,720 THE COURT GETS TO SEE THE TATTOO. 683 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,971 MM, THEN WE GET OFF. 684 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,391 OKAY, I HAVE SEEN YOU TWO GET EXCITED 685 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,186 BY THE LAND O'LAKES BUTTER GIRL. 686 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,230 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SHORT HER SKIRT IS ON THE LABEL, CARMEN? 687 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,816 THERE ARE ACTUAL NAKED WOMEN IN HERE. 688 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,028 I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION. TAKE A MINUTE. ENJOY YOURSELF. 689 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,321 THIS IS WORK, CARMEN. 690 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,281 CHOOSING NOT TO OBJECTIFY THESE WOMEN, 691 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,825 THESE HARD-WORKING WOMEN -- HELLO. 692 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,036 -HI. I'M CORRINA. -YEAH, YOU ARE. 693 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,497 -DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GIRAFFING. -AND THEY'RE BACK. 694 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,499 I RECOGNIZE YOU GUYS FROM YOUR COMMERCIALS. 695 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:48,750 [ BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY ] 696 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,043 YOU'RE EVEN CUTER IN PERSON. 697 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,586 NO, YOU ARE. 698 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,964 I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE ASKING ABOUT TAMMI SETTEN. 699 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,842 -YOU KNOW HER? -SHE WAS HERE FOUR MONTHS. 700 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,304 I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY FRIEND UNTIL SHE STOLE MY iPHONE. 701 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,431 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. -MAYBE WE CAN GET IT BACK FOR YOU. 702 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,143 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A TATTOO THAT TAMMI HAD? 703 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,686 SHE HAD A LOT OF THEM. 704 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,605 Peter: OH, WELL, THIS ONE WOULD'VE BEEN ABOVE HER T-- 705 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,357 BOO-- BREAST. BRE-- 706 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,733 HER -- HER LEFT BREAST. 707 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,027 ABOVE, LIKE...HERE? 708 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,656 OR MORE LIKE... 709 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,493 ...HERE? 710 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,619 UM... 711 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,539 IT'S HARD TO TELL. 712 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:31,000 I DON'T REMEMBER HER HAVING ANY TATTOOS ABOVE HER BOOBS, 713 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,253 BUT...I DON'T KNOW. I COULD BE WRONG. 714 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,546 I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS. 715 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,464 DON'T YOU DARE BE HARD ON YOURSELF. 716 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,882 YOU'VE BEEN GREAT. 717 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,301 PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT iPHONE. 718 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,803 IT'S A SERIOUS THEFT. 719 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,139 -SO... -GO. COME ON. 720 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,101 IF YOU'RE NOT OFF THE PROPERTY IN 30 SECONDS, 721 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,644 I'M CALLING THE COPS! 722 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,104 HAIR, HAIR. OW. 723 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,273 [ CHUCKLES ] HOW DID YOU NOT GET BEAT UP? 724 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,024 BECAUSE I AM SMART AND STEALTHY. 725 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:56,359 CHECK IT. 726 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,446 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU STOLE A HOLLYWOOD WHEELS POSTER. 727 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,657 LOOK CLOSER, DUMMIES. THE UNIFORMS. 728 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:07,662 THIS COULD WORK. 729 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,039 YOU MAY HAVE JUST SAVED OUR CASE, BUDDY. 730 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,508 I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU WERE 731 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,718 DODGING YOUR INTERVIEW. 732 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,094 SORRY, WE'VE BEEN BUSY. 733 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,971 AND, UH, YOU ALREADY INTERVIEWED ME. 734 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:26,139 THAT WAS PETER. 735 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,099 WE WANTED A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME. 736 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,684 "WE"? 737 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:30,977 ME. 738 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,856 WELL, THEN... LET'S GET STARTED. 739 00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,944 OKAY. AND SO, YOU WENT TO COLLEGE WITH PETER? 740 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,029 YEAH. 741 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,447 RIGHT. AND LAW SCHOOL? 742 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,158 -CHECK. -AND HAVE WORKED WITH HIM 743 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,951 THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN A LAWYER? 744 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,787 ALL I'VE WANTED TO DO IS WORK WITH MY FRIENDS. 745 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,747 WITH PETER, CARMEN, PINDAR, 746 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,749 I'VE KIND OF GOT THAT COVERED HERE. 747 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,460 INTERESTING. UM, AND THEN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TEMPTED 748 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,420 TO WORK WITH YOUR FATHER? 749 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,839 YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM. 750 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,341 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 751 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,843 I DON'T KNOW MANY ATTORNEYS WHO HAVEN'T. 752 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,763 MY FATHER'S A GREAT ATTORNEY. 753 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,016 WE JUST HAVE DIFFERENT... LAWYERING STYLES. 754 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,976 WELL, ACCORDING TO COURT RECORDS, 755 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,020 YOU DIDN'T WASTE MUCH TIME GETTING HELD IN CONTEMPT. 756 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:16,439 -IT WAS -- -TWO DAYS AFTER WE STARTED PRACTICING. 757 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:17,732 PEOPLE v. BARTON. 758 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,025 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 759 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,527 WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 760 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,029 -NO ONE HAS TO DO ANYTHING. -WELL, ACTUALLY, WE DO, 761 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,114 'CAUSE THE JUDGE SPECIFICALLY SAID WE CAN'T GO AND -- 762 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,616 WHAT IS THE WORST HE'S GONNA DO TO US? 763 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,868 I -- DUDE, I JUST GOT MY BAR CARD. 764 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,537 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT FOR SOME STUPID -- 765 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,080 IT'S A COURTROOM DEMONSTRATION. 766 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,540 JURIES DON'T WANT TO HEAR THINGS -- 767 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:34,749 THEY WANT TO SEE THEM. 768 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,167 JURIES? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JURIES? 769 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,502 THIS IS OUR FIRST TRIAL. 770 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,754 YES, IT IS, SO WHEN YOU COME IN, YOU SELL IT. 771 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:43,216 [ SIGHS ] 772 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,260 DR. HINKLE, YOU TESTIFIED 773 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,637 THAT WHAT MY CLIENT, YOUNG COLIN, 774 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,765 WENT THROUGH WOULDN'T INFLICT SERIOUS EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 775 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,059 -IS THAT RIGHT? -IT WOULD BE UPSETTING. 776 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:54,936 BUT NOT ANYTHING THAT WOULD WARRANT 777 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,855 THE KIND OF AWARD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 778 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,731 [ SCOFFING ] 779 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:00,775 A 7-YEAR-OLD BOY, 780 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:04,153 FILLED WITH THE MAGIC AND WONDER THAT ALL OF US ARE FILLED WITH 781 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,406 UNTIL THE WORLD JUST RIPS IT OUT OF US! 782 00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:08,199 HOW ABOUT A QUESTION, MR. FRANKLIN? 783 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,326 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 784 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,411 YOUNG COLIN, 785 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:15,707 GOING TO MegaFunWorld TO MEET HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER, MR. GIBBY, 786 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,668 ONLY TO SEE AN EMPLOYEE IN GIBBY GARB, 787 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,129 HEAD OFF, SMOKING... 788 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,797 [ SNIFFLES ] 789 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,133 [ Voice breaking ] SMOKING A JOINT? 790 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,344 ISN'T THAT TRAUMATIC ENOUGH? 791 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,222 IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT? 792 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:38,730 I SAID, IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT?! 793 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,440 WHEN I SUGGESTED A QUESTION, 794 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:41,858 I MEANT TO THE WITNESS, NOT TO THE -- 795 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,109 [ Australian accent ] G'DAY, COLIN! 796 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,152 [ SCREAMS ] 797 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,653 COME PLAY DOWN UNDER! 798 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,739 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 799 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,159 TRAUMATIC ENOUGH, DR. HINKLE? 800 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,327 THAT'S IT! 801 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,828 IT'S NOT WEED. 802 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,915 MR. FRANKLIN, MR. BASH, YOU'RE BOTH IN CONTEMPT! 803 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,917 NO. NO, NO, NO! IT WAS HIS FAULT! 804 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,169 IT WAS HIS IDEA! IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 805 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,421 I TOLD YOU! YOUR HONOR! 806 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,256 OH, DON'T TASE ME, BRO! 807 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,799 Peter: CONTEMPT? 808 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,969 WE'LL NEVER PRACTICE AGAIN. WE'RE TOTAL LAUGHINGSTOCKS. 809 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,139 YOU'RE THE ONE IN THE KANGAROO COSTUME. 810 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,688 Man: FRANKLIN AND BASH. 811 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,940 WE'VE BEEN BAILED OUT? 812 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,650 NOT YET. I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 813 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,568 WE'VE PROBABLY BEEN DISBARRED! 814 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:30,239 IT'S FROM MegaFunWorld. 815 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,327 THEY WANT TO SETTLE. 816 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:40,124 AND SO THE FRANKLIN AND BASH TECHNIQUE WAS BORN -- 817 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,918 OFTEN COPIED, NEVER EQUALED. 818 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,128 [ CHUCKLES ] 47 CONTEMPT CITATIONS LATER. 819 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,047 YEAH, IT'S ONLY TWO OFF THE RECORD, 820 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,548 AND SOMEDAY, WITH A LOT OF HARD WORK, 821 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,300 WE'RE GONNA GET THERE. 822 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,639 [ RECORDER BEEPS ] 823 00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:56,557 YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 824 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,520 AND YOU NEED TO BELIEVE ME. 825 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:02,814 IT ISN'T THAT SIMPLE. 826 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,734 ACTUALLY, IT IS. 827 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,571 THESE AREN'T EVEN ADMISSIBLE IN COURT. 828 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,240 WE'RE NOT IN COURT. 829 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,200 ALL RIGHT. 830 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,496 IS YOUR NAME JARED FRANKLIN? 831 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:19,914 YES. 832 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,333 [ RAPID BEEPING ] 833 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,796 OFFICIALLY, ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, IT'S "ELMO." 834 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,799 -WHAT, LIKE THE -- -IT'S A FAMILY NAME. 835 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:31,300 NEXT QUESTION. 836 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,888 DID YOU GIVE TAMMI SETTEN $1,000 TO DISAPPEAR? 837 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:36,973 NO. 838 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,810 [ STEADY BEEPING ] 839 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,981 WELL, SINCE I'VE BEEN OUT HERE, 840 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,858 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING ME? 841 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:48,693 NO. 842 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:49,861 NOT ONCE. 843 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:52,572 [ RAPID BEEPING ] 844 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,574 REALLY? 845 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,326 THERE'S A REASON THESE AREN'T ADMISSIBLE IN COURT. 846 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:00,413 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO MANIPULATE -- 847 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,925 -COULD YOU JUST -- -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 848 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,427 I GOT IT. 849 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,139 -I GOT IT. -I GOT -- YOU GOT IT? 850 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,606 THEY GAVE ME MONEY, TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF TOWN, 851 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:27,690 START A NEW LIFE. 852 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,609 THEY NEVER TOLD YOU TO USE THE MONEY 853 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,152 TO GET YOUR TATTOO REMOVED? 854 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,237 MY TATTOOS ARE A PART OF WHO I AM. 855 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,031 I'D HAVE NEVER GONE FOR THAT. 856 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,533 THANK YOU. NOTHING FURTHER. 857 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,662 TAMMI, YOU SAY YOUR TATTOOS ARE A PART OF WHO YOU ARE. 858 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,623 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ABOUT A COUPLE. 859 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,374 -IN PARTICULAR -- -Holman: OBJECTION! 860 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,752 I'VE ALREADY RULED ON THE ADMISSIBILITY OF THAT TATTOO. 861 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,920 YES, YOUR HONOR. 862 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,089 HER REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY. 863 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,342 BUT WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK TO THAT. 864 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:58,638 YOUR HONOR, WE CALL HOLLYWOOD WHEELS JAMMER CORRINA KELLER. 865 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:00,890 Judge Perry: AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU TWO COULDN'T SURPRISE ME. 866 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,058 BAILIFFS. 867 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,267 UH, WAIT, WAIT, YOUR HONOR? 868 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,895 THIS UNIFORM IS THE ONE THE WHEELS ROLLER DERBY TEAM WORE 869 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:07,730 IN 2011. 870 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,232 AND THE RELEVANCE BEING... 871 00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:10,566 MS. SETTEN WAS ON THE TEAM 872 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,318 WHEN THIS UNIFORM WAS BEING WORN. 873 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,904 YEAH. NOTE HER TUBE TOP. 874 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,280 WHEW. [ CHUCKLES ] 875 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:17,657 WOW. 876 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,118 THAT'S COMPLETELY IMPRACTICAL FOR ROLLER DERBY. 877 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,245 APPARENTLY, THERE WERE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS. 878 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:23,329 I CAN IMAGINE. 879 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:24,789 AND AS YOU CAN SEE, 880 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,375 THE AREA THAT MS. SETTEN CLAIMS IS PRIVATE 881 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,753 WAS AVAILABLE TO ANYBODY WILLING TO PAY $8.50 FOR A TICKET. 882 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:34,340 MS. SETTEN, DID YOU PUBLICLY WEAR THIS UNIFORM? 883 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,384 YEAH. 884 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,678 THEN THE OBJECTION IS OVERRULED. 885 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,055 MS. SETTEN'S ALLEGED TATTOO IS ADMISSIBLE. 886 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,182 CAN YOU ALSO TELL HER TO GIVE ME MY iPHONE BACK? 887 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,017 SCREW YOU. I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR STUPID PHONE. 888 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,311 Judge Perry: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A RECESS, 889 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,648 AND THEN WE'LL HEAR ABOUT THIS NOTORIOUS TATTOO. 890 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,361 MS. SETTEN, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A TATTOO 891 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,029 ABOVE YOUR LEFT BREAST? 892 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,739 MS. SETTEN, IF YOU'D PREFER, 893 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,325 WE CAN PRESENT A PHOTOGRAPH INSTEAD OF -- 894 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,703 ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS HER OTHER TATTOOS. 895 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,705 YOU HAVE A BROKEN ELECTRIC GUITAR 896 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,081 BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES. 897 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,208 YEAH. ONE OF MY FIRST. 898 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,626 THERE IT IS. 899 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,753 AND THE NUMBERS 12-6-7 ON IT. 900 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:14,714 THAT'S RIGHT. 901 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,340 WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE? 902 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,509 DECEMBER 6, 2007. 903 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,720 MY BAND PLAYED ITS FIRST GIG AT THE AVALON. 904 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,597 YOU WERE ARRESTED THAT NIGHT, RIGHT? 905 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,515 FOR BRAWLING WITH PEOPLE IN THE CROWD? 906 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:27,435 YOU GUYS GOT THE CASE DISMISSED. 907 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,145 HUH. 908 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,940 AND THE COUGAR ON YOUR HIP? 909 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,734 Holman: OBJECTION. WHAT DO HER PREVIOUS TATTOOS 910 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,569 HAVE TO DO WITH WHETHER THE DEFENDANTS PAID HER OFF? 911 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,279 THEY ESTABLISH A PATTERN, YOUR HONOR, 912 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,323 AND GIVE MEANING TO THE TATTOO IN QUESTION. 913 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,616 OBJECTION OVERRULED. 914 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,992 WITNESS CAN ANSWER. 915 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,828 IT'S FOR A 1972 COUGAR. 916 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:49,790 12-25-02 -- THE DAY THEY SAID I STOLE IT. 917 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,959 WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME OF THAT CASE? 918 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,712 YOU AND PETER ALSO TOOK CARE OF THAT ONE. 919 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:56,214 WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. 920 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,799 NOW LET'S MOVE TO THE TATTOO ABOVE YOUR BREAST. 921 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,426 WE HAVE A STANDING OBJECTION TO THIS LINE OF -- 922 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:01,802 IT'S COOL. 923 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,141 FOR THE RECORD, 924 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,435 MY CLIENT HAS SHOWN A TATTOO OF THE SUN -- 925 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,561 NO NUMBERS, 926 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,689 NOT PART OF THE PATTERN THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO ESTABLISH. 927 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:16,817 YOUR HONOR, IF I CAN TAG IN FOR MY ESTEEMED CO-COUNSEL? 928 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,110 WHY NOT? 929 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,570 I'VE GOT THIS, BUDDY. 930 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:24,158 ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE SUN BEHIND A LUNAR ECLIPSE, ISN'T IT? 931 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:26,494 I LIKE THE MOON. 932 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,955 I IMAGINE THE OWNER OF LUNA CAFé DOES, AS WELL, 933 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,665 "LUNA" BEING LATIN FOR "MOON." 934 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,124 I SAID I HAVE THIS. 935 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,793 JUST HELPING. 936 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,671 LUNA CAFé IS THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT 937 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,631 THAT YOU'RE CHARGED WITH ROBBING. 938 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,132 IT'S A COINCIDENCE. 939 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,176 LIKE HE SAID, THERE'S NO DATE ON IT. 940 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,636 NOT AT FIRST GLANCE. 941 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,554 YOUR HONOR, IF I CAN APPROACH? 942 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,349 CAN I -- YEAH. 943 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,351 YEAH, SEE, THE SUN BEAMS 944 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,271 COMING OFF THE LUNAR ECLIPSE LOOK LIKE ONES. 945 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,356 -MAYBE TO YOU. -NO, THERE'S LIKE A BUNCH OF THEM. 946 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,024 YOUR HONOR, LOOK. IT'S LIKE FIVE OF THEM. 947 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,985 1-11-11. 948 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,696 DO YOU REMEMBER THE DATE OF THE ROBBERY? 949 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:03,447 I DON'T REMEMBER. 950 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,034 JANUARY 11, 2011. 951 00:38:08,869 --> 00:38:09,996 RIGHT? 952 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:15,084 YOU'RE STILL FACING CHARGES STEMMING FROM THAT ROBBERY, 953 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,711 PLEADING NOT GUILTY. 954 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,463 BECAUSE I'M INNOCENT. 955 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,840 YEAH. 956 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,467 IT'D BE HARD TO CONVINCE A JURY 957 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,886 THAT YOU GOT A TATTOO CELEBRATING A CRIME 958 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,221 YOU DIDN'T COMMIT. 959 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,517 YOUR HONOR, IF I COULD HAVE A MOMENT WITH MY CLIENT? 960 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,062 I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. 961 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,650 NEVER DOUBTED US FOR A MINUTE. 962 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:40,943 I FEEL LIKE ICE CREAM. 963 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,278 YOU LOOK LIKE ICE CREAM. 964 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,071 "KRAPPY"! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 965 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,656 DID YOU COME HERE TO DANCE ON OUR GRAVES? 966 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,950 -'CAUSE YOU'RE EARLY. -YOU WON? 967 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,618 FRANK AND BEANS. 968 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,829 TAMMI DECIDED TO WITHDRAW HER COMPLAINT 969 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:54,248 WHEN SHE REALIZED THAT SHE'D BE HANGING HERSELF 970 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,375 IF HER TATTOO BECAME A PART OF THE RECORD. 971 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,460 CONGRATULATIONS. 972 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,755 YOUR BROW'S FURROWED. WHAT'S UP? 973 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,425 MY MISTAKE WITH THE GREER CITATION -- 974 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,385 I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT. 975 00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,055 AND, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, LET'S FACE IT -- 976 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,222 YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS. 977 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:11,432 Peter: WAIT A MINUTE. 978 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,641 THAT STARTED OFF AS AN APOLOGY, 979 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,894 -AND THEN IT JUST SORT OF [WHISTLES] -HURT MY FEELINGS. 980 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,812 WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT 981 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,023 I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY TANK A CASE, 982 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:21,692 EVEN REPRESENTING THE BASH AND FRANKLIN. 983 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,945 -THAT'S VERY SWEET. -AND, FOR THE RECORD, 984 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,073 WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU INTENTIONALLY TANKED A CASE. 985 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,574 WE KNOW YOU'RE JUST THAT BAD A LAWYER. 986 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,701 -YEAH. -AWESOME. 987 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,371 HEY, WANT SOME ICE CREAM? 988 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:34,830 NO. 989 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,957 REALLY? 990 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,669 Infeld: YES, WELL, SHAME YOU COULDN'T STAY A LITTLE LONGER. 991 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,838 I'M SURE I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON, STANTON. 992 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,132 YES. I LOOK FORWARD TO THAT. 993 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:50,054 UM... SO, WHERE'S YOUR YOUNG ASSOCIATE? 994 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,473 EMILY HAS A WEEK'S VACATION SAVED. 995 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,934 SHE'S DECIDED TO STAY IN LOS ANGELES. 996 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,560 OH. 997 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:02,691 HMM. YOU KNOW, THE NEXT TIME YOU COME GUNNING FOR MY PEOPLE 998 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,069 AS A PRETEXT TO GET TO ME, 999 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,905 I WILL RETURN FIRE... 1000 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,615 AT YOU... 1001 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:13,536 AND WHICHEVER BOARD MEMBERS YOU THINK YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAMP. 1002 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,247 -[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] -I LOOK FORWARD TO THAT. 1003 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:24,880 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS DOOR ARE 100 OF OUR BEST FRIENDS, 1004 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:26,507 THE BEST PLAYLIST I'VE EVER PUT TOGETHER, 1005 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,093 AND ALMOST ALL OF THE HOLLYWOOD WHEELS ROLLER-DERBY TEAM. 1006 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,388 NOT TO MENTION A GIRL WHO IS CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH ME. 1007 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:34,432 SHE'S DEFINITELY TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 1008 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,058 WHAT ARE WE DOING IN HERE? 1009 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:39,270 WELL, THIS -- THIS ONE WAS A CLOSE CALL. 1010 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:42,940 AND IT MADE US REALIZE WHAT AND WHO ARE REALLY IMPORTANT. 1011 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,693 YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING EMOTIONAL, AREN'T YOU? 1012 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,903 WE WERE, BUT YOU JUST KILLED IT. 1013 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:48,988 THANKS, PINDY. 1014 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,156 OKAY, GUYS. COME ON. 1015 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,867 I'M ORDERING YOU TO SAY SOMETHING NICE. 1016 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,288 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1017 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,082 THIS WON'T BE THE LAST BUMP IN THE ROAD. 1018 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,002 BUT AS LONG AS WE ARE ON THIS ROAD TOGETHER, 1019 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:04,670 WE'LL BE FINE. 1020 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,714 TO US. 1021 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,340 -TO US. -TO US. 1022 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,427 [ CAMEO'S "WORD UP" PLAYS ] 1023 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:13,179 THERE IT IS. 1024 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:15,556 -ED SHOWED UP. -WHERE? 1025 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,224 -THERE! -NICE. 1026 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,309 [CHUCKLING] YEAH. 1027 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:21,437 SO, YOU GET TO SQUEEZE TWO BREASTS BEFORE YOU DIE. 1028 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,772 KELLY LeBROCK OR PAT BENATAR? 1029 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,065 WHO DO YOU PICK? 1030 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,109 DOES IT HAVE TO BE BOTH ON ONE OF THEM, 1031 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,652 OR COULD IT BE ONE ON EACH? 1032 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:30,988 GOOD QUESTION. 1033 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,575 YOU MAY HAVE FOUND A BOOB LOOPHOLE. 1034 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,290 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 1035 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,502 ♪ SUCH A VIVID PICTURE ♪ 1036 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,171 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 1037 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:50,799 ♪ IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF ♪ 1038 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,301 ♪ OH, MY, WHAT A DAY ♪ 1039 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:54,094 ♪ COMING AT ME ANYWAY ♪ 1040 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,847 ♪ EVERYTHING I TRY TO SAY JUST COMES OUT BACKWARDS ♪ 1041 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,516 ♪ OVERTHINKING, UNDER-REACHING ♪ 1042 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,643 ♪ SOMEONE TELLS A JOKE, I'M BLINKING... ♪ 1043 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,853 ♪ NOTHIN'S ALL THE SAME... ♪ 75344

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