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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,461 [ R&B MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,474 OW. OW, OW, OW. 3 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,101 -TOO HARD? -NO. 4 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,644 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 5 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,187 Jared: BEER TAP'S CLOGGED. 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,355 SO? 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,566 SO, I NEED YOU TO SUCK IT OUT AGAIN. 8 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,025 Are you serious? 9 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,821 HI, OFFICER WENDY. 10 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,115 -[ SIGHS ] -HI, JARED. 11 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,659 FIVE MINUTES. 12 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:35,994 [ SIGHS ] 13 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,662 FIVE MINUTES? 14 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,122 I OVERESTIMATED YOU. 15 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,832 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT -- 16 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,834 [ CHUCKLES ] 17 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:46,963 COME ON. 18 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,340 YOU HAVE SOME SUCKING TO DO. 19 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,802 [ SIGHS ] 20 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,848 MEGAN CONRAY HAS ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST. 21 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,433 TOMORROW I'LL BE FACE-TO-FACE WITH HER 22 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,768 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 YEARS. 23 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,854 THAT'S GREAT. WHO'S MEGAN? 24 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,397 OH, SHE'S THE ONE FROM COLLEGE 25 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,024 WHO CAUSED PINDY'S AGORAPHOBIA. 26 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,777 HOW DID SHE MAKE YOU AFRAID TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? 27 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,988 SHE CHOSE PINDY'S ROOMMATE OVER HIM, AND WHEN HE WAS SEXILED... 28 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,574 I FOUND SHELTER AT THE INFIRMARY. AND TO GET A BED, 29 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,743 I HAD TO BELIEVABLY SUFFER FROM AN AILMENT. 30 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,662 AND IT IS THESE AILMENTS THAT HAVE SINCE ENSLAVED ME. 31 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,208 WE SAW A PHOBIA DOC ON DISCOVERY. DANE COOK HOSTED. 32 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,001 OH, WELL, THEN... 33 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,507 MEGAN CONRAY ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST. 34 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,635 -MARCO! All: POLO! 35 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:34,761 [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,513 INDOOR MARCO POLO, HUH? 37 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,889 WE DON'T HAVE A POOL. 38 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,099 COLLEEN SIGHTING -- 11:00. 39 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,978 MOM? 40 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:47,148 -MOM. MOM, ST-- HANDS OFF. -PETER. 41 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,608 SHANE, GET OUT OF HERE. GO. 42 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,110 MM. 43 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,820 JARREY-BEAR! 44 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:54,155 SEE, NOBODY CALLS ME THAT ANYMORE, AND I MISS IT. 45 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,323 AW. 46 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,450 WHAT'S WRONG? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 47 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,618 NO. 48 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,995 YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY, AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME. WHY? 49 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,789 -'CAUSE I'M HAVING A PARTY. -[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 50 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,750 SHANE IS GONNA TAKE ME PLANKING. 51 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,336 YEAH, APPARENTLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST -- 52 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:11,214 I KNOW WHAT PLANKING IS, MOM. AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU AND SHANE ARE -- 53 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,926 THAT WAS AL AT LOCK-UP. HE'S A GUARD WHO TIPS US OFF TO POTENTIAL CASES. 54 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,470 -OH, THAT SOUNDS EXCITING. -YEAH. ONE SECOND, MOM. 55 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,806 I HAVE TO DEAL WITH A TRESPASSING MOM. 56 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,558 I'D LIKE TO SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH WENDY. 57 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,184 WHO'S WENDY? 58 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,104 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, MOM. 59 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,480 NO PLANKING. 60 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,568 -CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? -IT'S MANSLAUGHTER. 61 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,949 PERP'S NAME IS STEVEN PIPER. HE'S A COLLEGE CAMPUS PARKING OFFICER. 62 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,786 NO CRIMINAL HISTORY. BAIL'S BEEN POSTED. HE'S BEING PROCESSED NOW. 63 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,454 -VICTIM? -STREET PUNK. 64 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,417 -CRIMINAL RECORD. COUPLE OF ASSAULTS. -YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT PIPER, RIGHT? 65 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,295 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -HE'S ONE OF THOSE CRIME FIGHTERS. 66 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,006 HE'S A COP? 67 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,300 NOT EXACTLY. 68 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,886 YOUR LAWYERS ARE HERE. 69 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,597 HE GOES BY "RAVEN VIPER." 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,688 -YES. -YOU'RE STILL IN COSTUME. 71 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,108 THAT IS A COSTUME. 72 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,196 THIS IS A UNIFORM. 73 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,202 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 74 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,460 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 75 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,630 ♪ SUCH A VIVID PICTURE ♪ 76 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,299 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 77 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,470 ♪ IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF ♪ 78 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:47,727 IT WAS 2200 WHEN I SECURED A VISUAL ON THE PERPETRATOR. 79 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,146 THE VICTIM, PAUL WINSTEAD? 80 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,732 I'D NEVER SEEN ANYBODY DIE BEFORE. 81 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,734 CAN YOU WALK US THROUGH WHAT HAPPENED? 82 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,028 CERTAINLY. MR. WINSTEAD WAS WEARING A HOODIE. 83 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,948 HE GRABBED A WOMAN'S PURSE RIGHT HERE. I TOLD HIM TO STOP. 84 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,908 HE TOOK OFF RUNNING, AND I GAVE CHASE. 85 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,038 ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW HIM? 86 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,082 I GUESS, BUT... 87 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,959 I'M GONNA WALK. 88 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,543 SERIOUSLY? 89 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,671 -[ GROANS ] OKAY. -[ GRUNTS ] 90 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,297 Jared: COME ON. 91 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,841 Peter: I CAN'T DO THIS. -YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 92 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,551 I -- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 93 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:21,803 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 94 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,680 IS HE STILL RUNNING? 95 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,931 OHH. 96 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,933 -IF YOU'LL HOLD THERE. -OKAY. 97 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,436 HE DROPPED THE PURSE WHERE YOUR FEET STAND NOW. 98 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,105 JOB WELL DONE. 99 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,439 GOOD SAMARITAN SO FAR. 100 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,275 I'M NOT A GOOD SAMARITAN. 101 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,901 I'M A CRIME FIGHTER. 102 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,153 -SURE, OF COURSE. -NOTED. 103 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,406 LET'S KEEP GOING. HOW DID HE FALL? 104 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,075 -I'LL SHOW YOU. -U-UP THERE? 105 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,827 CAN YOU JUST TELL US? 106 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,662 [ GRUNTING ] OKAY. 107 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,414 [ GROANS ] 108 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,876 I PURSUED THE SUSPECT ONTO THE ROOF. 109 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,712 ORDERED HIM TO STOP. HE DID NOT. 110 00:04:56,379 --> 00:05:00,133 I HAD HIM CORNERED HERE. A STRUGGLE ENSUED. 111 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,844 I TRIED TO APPLY A STERNOCLEIDOMASTOID PRESSURE POINT. 112 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,012 SURE, THOSE ARE GOOD. 113 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,347 -AND YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF? -NO. 114 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,350 NO, HE SHOULD HAVE COLLAPSED RIGHT WHERE I MADE CONTACT. 115 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:13,354 BUT HE -- HE DIDN'T. INSTEAD HE BACKED UP AND FELL OVER THE WALL. 116 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,398 OHH... 117 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,402 IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME TO THIS. 118 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,030 IF HE WOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN HIMSELF UP... 119 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,829 LISTEN -- GENTLEMEN, I HELP PEOPLE. 120 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,205 I DON'T HURT THEM. 121 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,751 AND I CERTAINLY DON'T KILL THEM. 122 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,589 I COULD GO TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME, COULDN'T I? 123 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,716 MAYBE. 124 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,683 WHAT'S YOUR TAKEAWAY? 125 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,810 [ SIGHS ] HE'S A WHACK JOB 126 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,063 BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 127 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,732 WHACK JOBS NEED LAWYERS, TOO. 128 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,318 HOW COULD WE SAY NO TO A SUPERHERO? 129 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,028 RIGHT. 130 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,323 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 131 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:08,284 MM. UH... 132 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,953 [ YELPS ] 133 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,706 WE THINK THIS CASE PLAYS TO OUR STRENGTHS. 134 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,042 OOH! CHOCOLATE-COVERED ESPRESSO BEANS. 135 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,505 RAVEN VIPER'S A PARKING OFFICER ON CAMPUS. HE CLAIMS -- 136 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,633 BY DAY, HE'S A MERE PARKING-ENFORCEMENT OFFICER. 137 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,594 BY NIGHT, HE PATROLS THE CAMPUS METING OUT JUSTICE. 138 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,805 AND NOW A MAN HAS PERISHED. 139 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,473 VERY DICKENSIAN. 140 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,434 THE VICTIM HAD A LONG CRIMINAL RECORD INCLUDING ASSAULT. 141 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,603 HE WAS SUSPECTED OF TWO BURGLARIES ON CAMPUS. 142 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,271 HOW IS RAVEN VIPER GONNA AFFORD YOU? 143 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,148 OOH! CORNICHON. 144 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,318 HE'S A SAVER. H-HE'S 40. HE'S NEVER BEEN MARRIED. 145 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,612 NO KIDS. UNTIL LAST YEAR, HE LIVED WITH HIS PARENTS. 146 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:45,863 JUST LIKE BRUCE WAYNE. 147 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,032 WELL, BRUCE WAYNE'S PARENTS WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED, 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,909 WHICH IS WHAT RESULTED IN HIM BECOMING BATMAN... 149 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,953 -UH, OKAY, FAN BOY. -ACCORDING TO THE ORIGIN STORY. 150 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:54,455 WHY DO YOU TWO BOYS WANT THIS CASE SO BADLY? 151 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,874 IS IT A BIT OF COMIC-BOOK NOSTALGIA? 152 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,168 SIR, IT'S NOT THE CAPE. WE -- 153 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,379 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SIR, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. 154 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,464 THEY DELIVERED IT TO THE WRONG FLOOR. 155 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,757 NONSENSE. WHAT? 156 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,760 SIR, WE NEED TO FIRST-CHAIR A MANSLAUGHTER CASE. 157 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,596 SO WE CAN BE STRONGER FOR THE FIRM IN THE LONG RUN. 158 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,437 FAIR ENOUGH. BUT I WANT HANNA AT SECOND CHAIR. 159 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,522 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. THEY'RE EQUITY PARTNERS. 160 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,649 WHY DO THEY NEED CHAPERONING IN COURT? 161 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,152 MM. THAT'S A GOOD POINT. ALL RIGHT. 162 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,947 GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM HERE ON IN. 163 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,085 -HERE YOU GO. -OH, THANK YOU. 164 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,884 HER UPDATE WAS RIGHT. SHE'S IN THERE. 165 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,886 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE CONFRONTING THE SOURCE OF YOUR PHOBIA. 166 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,638 -JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL. -HERE SHE COMES. 167 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,267 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS COULD LOOK LIKE A CULT ABDUCTION 168 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,685 IF IT'S NOT HANDLED WELL. 169 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,645 I'LL CLARIFY THAT RIGHT NOW. 170 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,981 THIS IS NOT A CULT ABDUCTION. 171 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,026 MY NAME IS PINDAR SINGH -- 172 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:09,572 CLASS OF 2003, BERKELEY, WILLETS DORM. 173 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,825 I WAS ROOMMATES WITH PHIL GUENZER. 174 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,245 YOU CONFIRMED MY FACEBOOK REQUEST. 175 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,706 I -- I CONFIRM EVERYONE. 176 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,585 I RESPECT THAT. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 177 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,588 I HATED BEING BANISHED TO THE INFIRMARY 178 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,882 WHILE YOU SHOWERED PHIL WITH AFFECTION. 179 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,220 CAN I GO TO WORK NOW? OKAY. 180 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,017 I'LL BE HERE AGAIN TOMORROW. 181 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,727 CIAO! 182 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,438 ♪ EVERY SINGLE WAY ♪ 183 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,607 ♪ IT'S HEAVEN-SENT ♪ 184 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,609 -OKAY, LISTEN -- -DON'T TOUCH ME. 185 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:51,656 ♪ MY LOVE ♪ 186 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:56,786 ♪ I WANT TO BE THE LOVER THAT YOU NEVER HAD BEFORE ♪ 187 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,538 ♪ THE ONE YOU RUN TO... ♪ 188 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,291 EXCUSE ME. THE RECEPTIONIST TOLD ME TO TAKE A RIGHT AT THE FICUS, 189 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,876 BUT I CAN'T FIND PETER BASH'S OFFICE. 190 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,503 OH. PETER'S OFFICE IS OVER THERE, 191 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,380 BUT IS THERE SOMETHING SOMEONE CAN DO FOR YOU? 192 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,839 YES. I'M HIS MOM. 193 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,591 OH, HI. HANNA. 194 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,968 DO YOU WORK FOR PETER? 195 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:15,179 I WORK WITH PETER. SOMETIMES OVER PETER. 196 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,515 -YEAH. NEVER FOR PETER. -NO. 197 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,601 OH, I -- I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. 198 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,521 DAMIEN KARP. IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 199 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,106 WELL, THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. 200 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,566 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 201 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,320 MOM. MOM. I TOLD YOU I'D CALL YOU LATER. 202 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,740 -I BROUGHT LUNCH FOR YOU AND JARED. -YEAH, OH, THANK YOU, BUT, UH -- 203 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,326 I HAVE A REAL-ESTATE TRANSACTION I NEED TO DISCUSS WITH PETER. 204 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,661 TODAY IS A BAD DAY. 205 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,913 I PRACTICED REAL-ESTATE LAW IN THE PALISADES 206 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,999 FOR TWO YEARS, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 207 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,376 OOH, I HAVE A QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU HERE? 208 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,920 -DON'T HESITATE TO CALL. -COME ON, MOM. MOM. 209 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,880 OHH, GOD. 210 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,258 I THINK PETER'S MOM LIKES YOU. 211 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,801 UH-HUH. 212 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,220 HI. I'M COLLEEN BASH -- PETER'S MOM. 213 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,847 NO, DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU. JUST KEEP GOING. 214 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,599 MOM, MOM, HE WATERS THE PLANTS. 215 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,311 WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO TREAT ALL YOUR EMPLOYEES WITH MUTUAL RESPECT. 216 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,772 -COLLEEN! -HI! I BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE. 217 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,441 OH, THANK YOU. 218 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,151 INSIDE-OUT SALAMI SANDWICH? 219 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,944 COME ON. YOU'RE THE BEST. 220 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,321 LOOK AT YOU ALL DRESSED UP. 221 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,031 -TIED IT MYSELF. -OOH! 222 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,033 LOOK, MOM, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 223 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,785 [ SIGHS ] 224 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,829 I NEED YOUR BLESSING... 225 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,123 TO SELL THE HOUSE YOU WERE BORN IN. 226 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,459 FINALLY. IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 YEARS. 227 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,420 HEY, HEY, HEY. BIG DECISIONS ARE TOUGH FOR HER. 228 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,381 -OVER-THINKING CAN BE A GOOD QUALITY. -I AGREE. 229 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,842 I MEAN, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AS A SINGLE WOMAN, 230 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,928 I'VE NEVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND. I MEAN, A LOT OF CLOSE CALLS. 231 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,722 -DEFINITELY SOME HEAVY PETTING. -DEFINITELY. 232 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,432 MOM. BOUNDARIES. 233 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,185 SINCE WHEN DO YOU OBSERVE BOUNDARIES, YOU PRUDE? 234 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,145 SINCE MY MOM IS ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT LETTING SOMEONE GO 235 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,271 TO SECOND BASE WITH HER. 236 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,398 -UNH -- THIRD. -THIRD BASE -- HELLO. 237 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,275 SO, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO JANIE? 238 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,235 YES. SHE'S A D.A. WE SEE HER ALL THE TIME. 239 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,738 -WE'RE SEEING HER AT 11:00. -SO, YOU KNOW. 240 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,239 KNOW WHAT? 241 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,326 I CAN'T BELIEVE JANIE POSTPONED HER WEDDING AGAIN. 242 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,952 THAT'S TWO TIMES AND COUNTING. 243 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,497 YOUR MOM SAID IT WAS 'CAUSE IT WAS MONSOON SEASON IN THAILAND. 244 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,540 WHICH YOU CAN FIND OUT IN TWO SECONDS ON GOOGLE 245 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,917 BEFORE YOU PLAN A DESTINATION WEDDING. 246 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,460 YOUR MOM IS AWESOME. 247 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,213 SHE WAS THE ONLY MOM WHO TOOK US TO R-RATED MOVIES WHEN WE WERE LIKE 12. 248 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,215 YOU KNOW WHAT? MY MOM IS AN R-RATED MOVIE. 249 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,008 IT'S NOT EASY HAVING THE COOL MOM. TRUST ME. 250 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,885 -WHERE'D YOU PARK? -WHOA. 251 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,596 A LITTLE LESS STEALTHY NEXT TIME, VIPE, OKAY? 252 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:21,972 SORRY. IT'S INVOLUNTARY. 253 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,766 SO, WHERE'D YOU PARK? SERIOUSLY. 254 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,184 -HILL STREET. -HILL STREET. 255 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,978 GOOD. TWO-HOUR PARKING, 9:00 TO 6:00. THAT WILL WORK. 256 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,856 -MM-HM. -OKAY. 257 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:33,984 [ SIGHS ] 258 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,947 RIGHT HERE. 259 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,533 THAT'S YOU, BUDDY. 260 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,535 HEY, GUYS. GOT A SECOND? 261 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,911 ALONE. 262 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,458 PLEASE? 263 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:53,963 SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE WEDDING. 264 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,590 OH. OH, YEAH. MONSOON SEASON. 265 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,718 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING. WHO TOLD YOU? 266 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,970 -MY MOM. -HIS MOM. 267 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,097 AH, COLLEEN. I MISS YOUR MOM. 268 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,890 SHE'S THE SAME AS ALWAYS -- DAFFY. 269 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,226 WHO AM I KIDDING? SHE'S NOT DAFFY. SHE'S INSANE. 270 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:10,938 NO, SHE IS NOT. BUT YOUR CLIENT IS, AND THAT'S WHAT I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 271 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,357 JANIE, THIS IS A CLEAR-CUT CASE OF SELF DEFENSE. 272 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,694 YOU CAN'T CORNER A CRIME FIGHTER AND EXPECT HIM NOT TO LASH OUT. 273 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,696 THESE GUYS ARE LIKE BENGAL TIGERS. 274 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,615 ANYWAY, THE VICTIM WAS A TOTAL SCUMBAG. 275 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,075 -RIGHT. -SO, WE WILL BE GOOD 276 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,661 IF YOUR CLIENT DOES 120 DAYS IN A PSYCH WARD 277 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,580 AND COPS TO NON COMPOS MENTIS. 278 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,043 HOW ABOUT NO DAYS AND NO DECLARATION OF MENTAL INCOMPETENCE? 279 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,212 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET THIS DEAL AGAIN. 280 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,589 [ SHUDDERS ] I'M QUAKING. 281 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,884 -I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU MY JACKET. -NO, I WAS JUST QUAKING IN FEAR. 282 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,635 -WE'LL RUN THIS BY VIPE. -VIPE? REALLY? 283 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,262 -YEAH. OH, YEAH. -OKAY. 284 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,805 VIPE. 285 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,977 STAND DOWN, FRIEND. 286 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,564 -THE D.A. MADE US AN OFFER. -GOOD. 287 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,484 THEY'RE JUST AS EAGER TO GET PAST THIS TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING AS I AM. 288 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,861 UH...SORT OF. 289 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,363 THEY WANT TO DECLARE YOU MENTALLY UNFIT, 290 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,949 SEND YOU TO A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT FOR FOUR MONTHS, 291 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,493 THEN YOU'LL BE FREE. 292 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,496 I DIDN'T KILL THAT MAN. 293 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,206 NOW, I'M SORRY HE'S DEAD, 294 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,374 BUT I AM NOT GONNA SIGN MY LIFE AWAY. 295 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,793 IF WE TURN THIS DOWN AND WE LOSE THIS CASE, 296 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,338 YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BEHIND BARS. 297 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,674 UNLESS YOU CAN BEND STEEL, WE RECOMMEND YOU TAKE IT. 298 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,969 IF I ACCEPT THEIR OFFER, IT'D BE LIKE GIVING UP. 299 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,888 IT'D BE LIKE LETTING THE BAD GUYS WIN. 300 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,140 AND HEAR ME NOW, MY RIGHTEOUS DEFENDERS -- 301 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,227 I NEVER LET THE BAD GUYS WIN, AND I NEVER GIVE UP. 302 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,980 NEITHER DO WE. LET'S GO TO TRIAL. 303 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,607 TRIAL. 304 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,248 IN 2009, THE DEAN GAVE VIPER A COMMENDATION 305 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,500 FOR PUTTING A SMALL TRASH FIRE OUT. 306 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,378 HE PATROLS DURING 10:00 P.M. AND 3:00 A.M. 307 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,799 HE SAYS THAT'S WHEN THE CAMPUS IS A “DEN OF VILLAINS.” HIS WORDS. 308 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,135 CURSE RAVEN VIPER FOR OPERATING UNDER A CLOAK OF DARKNESS! 309 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,265 [ DOOR BELL RINGS ] CARMEN! 310 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,892 CARMEN'S OUT INTERVIEWING WITNESSES AROUND THE DORM. 311 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,519 -[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] -HEY. YOUR MOM. 312 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,563 -AH, IGNORE HER. Colleen: REALLY? 313 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,692 AND WHAT IF I IGNORED YOU EVERY TIME YOU WANTED TO SUCKLE MY BREASTS? 314 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,987 UNTIL HE WAS 8 YEARS OLD, THIS ONE. I CALLED FIRST. 315 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,616 OH, COLLEEN BASH, WENDY COWELL. 316 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,993 -MINDY? -WENDY. 317 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,203 -WENDY. -NICE TO MEET YOU. 318 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,247 -HUH. -MOM, FOCUS. 319 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,707 FOCUS. 320 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,375 MOM. WHAT'S WRONG? 321 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,211 -[ SIGHS ] SOMEONE BOUGHT THE HOUSE. -SO FAST? 322 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,921 I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 323 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,091 BUT SOME GUY PLUNKED DOWN CASH TWO HOURS AFTER I LISTED IT, 324 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,135 AND NOW I HAVE TO MOVE OUT IMMEDIATELY. 325 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,345 -WHAT ABOUT ESCROW? -HE WAS A VERY MOTIVATED BUYER. 326 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,639 NO ESCROW. "AS IS" IMMEDIATE POSSESSION. 327 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725 SOUNDS LIKE A PREDATORY DEVELOPER. 328 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,436 I TOLD YOU I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IT MORE THOUGHT. 329 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,771 IT'S JUST A HOUSE. THERE'S LOTS OF HOUSES. 330 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,107 THEY DON'T HAVE THE DRIVEWAY WHERE YOU -- 331 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,027 WHERE YOU LEARNED TO RIDE A TWO-WHEELER O-OR THE BATHROOM 332 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,863 WITH THE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL HANDHELD SHOWER HEAD 333 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,239 OR THE BACKYARD PATIO -- 334 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,075 -YEAH, I'LL LOOK INTO IT WEDNESDAY. -WEDNESDAY? NO, THAT'S TOO LATE. 335 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,995 -WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE? -[ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW. 336 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,540 I DO. RIGHT HERE. AT LEAST TILL YOU FIGURE OUT YOUR HOUSING SITUATION. 337 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,585 UH...JUST FOR, LIKE, A COUPLE DAYS. 338 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:23,213 COME ON. LET'S NOT PUT ARTIFICIAL DEADLINES ON THINGS. RIGHT, COLLEEN? 339 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,258 -I LOVE YOU, JARED. -WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY. 340 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,760 I -- I SHOULD GO. 341 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,930 -NO. NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE GO. -I HAVE MORNING SHIFT TOMORROW. 342 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,640 OH. COME ON! COME ON! 343 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,099 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 344 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:38,187 I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS THAT I'VE TO DO. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HOUSE BACK TOMORROW. 345 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,730 -WONDERFUL. -THERE WE GO. 346 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,690 -EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. -[ SIGHS ] 347 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,655 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 348 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,873 -HEY. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? -WOW. 349 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,542 WHY NOT JUST PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS, "WE SELL POT"? 350 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,045 WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT? 351 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,714 LOOK, I'M NOT A COP, BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 352 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,050 THE NIGHT THAT GUY FELL OFF THE ROOF AND DIED. 353 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,136 YOU DIDN'T OPEN UP THE DOOR FOR INVESTIGATORS, AND NOW I KNOW WHY. 354 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,554 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 355 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,976 LOOK, A GUY'S ON TRIAL FOR MANSLAUGHTER, AND I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM OUT. 356 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,394 INTENSE. 357 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,603 WAY. 358 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:20,896 YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,149 THERE'S GONNA COME A DAY WHEN YOU NEED AN ATTORNEY. 360 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,777 WHEN THAT DAY COMES, GIVE ME A CALL. 361 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,699 LISTEN, OKAY, I HEARD A THUD ON OUR ROOF. 362 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,242 ARE YOU SURE? 363 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,202 I NEVER SMOKE WHEN I'M HARVESTING. 364 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:38,038 UNDERSTOOD. THEN WHAT? 365 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,708 NOTHING. I HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING. 366 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,168 I WENT TO THE WINDOW, SAW A BODY ON THE GROUND. 367 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,506 -DID HE DIE? -YEAH, HE DIED. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 368 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,719 -ALL RIGHT. THANKS. -THANKS. 369 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,725 OH, PLEASE, LET ME. 370 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,810 OH, SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 371 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,604 -OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD TAKE THE TIME. -MM-HMM. 372 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,858 I GUESS PETER'S TRIAL ISN'T GOING THAT WELL. 373 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,234 THAT'S A SURPRISE. 374 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,278 -THIS IS EVERYTHING? -MM-HMM. 375 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,448 TOOK ME ALMOST AN HOUR TO COPY THEM. 376 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,785 [ SIGHS ] ENOUGH TIME FOR SOME GREAT KEGEL-EXERCISE SESSIONS. 377 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,290 YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PUBOCOCCYGEAL MUSCLES ARE, 378 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,750 DON'T YOU, DAMIEN? 379 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,793 UM... 380 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,420 I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP. 381 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,173 -OH, PETER DOES THEM ALL THE TIME. -OF COURSE HE DOES. 382 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,718 HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH PREMATURE EJACULATION. 383 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,728 -YOU'RE DOING THEM RIGHT NOW? -MM-HMM. 384 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,355 YEAH, YOU CAN DO THEM ANYWHERE. 385 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,108 TRY ONE. 386 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,568 NO. 387 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,738 I -- YOU -- YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASY. 388 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,656 I HAVE TO GET THROUGH ALL OF THESE -- 389 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,367 DO ONE, AND THEN I'LL STOP TALKING. 390 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,245 NO. 391 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,581 DO...IT. 392 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,587 THERE. OKAY? 393 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,214 MM-HMM. 394 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,384 I DID ANOTHER ONE. NOW I HAVE A KEGEL CREDIT. 395 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,888 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 396 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,768 [ SIGHING ] MM. 397 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,603 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH MEGAN? 398 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,564 OKAY. BUT I THINK WE'RE GOING WITH PLAN "B." 399 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,526 -WHICH IS? -UH, INFELD OFFERED HIS SHRINK TO ME -- 400 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,194 SOME AUTHOR NAMED DR. LEE. 401 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,238 A SHRINK AUTHOR FROM INFELD? 402 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,240 THAT'S GONNA END WELL. 403 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,784 I'VE GOT EIGHT POUNDS OF MEAT. 404 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,370 IT'S TOO EASY. 405 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,542 SO, THE GUY IN THE BUILDING ACROSS FROM THE BUILDING WHERE THE VICTIM FELL 406 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,876 SAYS HE HEARD A THUD. 407 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,753 YEAH, THE BODY LANDED ON THE STREET. 408 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,172 VIPER, DID THE VICTIM HIT THE BUILDING BEFORE HITTING THE ALLEY? 409 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,508 -Viper: NO. NO WAY. -WELL, THAT'S ALL HE SAID. 410 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,970 -KEEP IN MIND, HE GROWS POT FOR A LIVING. -IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 411 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,682 VIPER, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING -- WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE SUPERHERO WORLD REGISTRY? 412 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,185 I'M SUSPICIOUS OF ONLINE GROUPS. MY SQUAD AND I ARE STRICTLY OFF-THE-GRID. 413 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,062 WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. YOU HAVE A SQUAD? 414 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,023 YES. I FORMED IT, ALONG WITH THREE OTHER REAL-LIFE SUPERHEROES. 415 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,651 WE, UH, HAVE A CODE OF CONDUCT AND BYLAWS -- 416 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,488 HOW WE EXECUTE AN ORDER, NEUTRALIZE A SITUATION, 417 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,991 COMPORT OURSELVES IN PUBLIC. 418 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,578 -OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. -IT IS? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 419 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,706 WELL, IT WASN'T A DECISION YOU MADE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. 420 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,332 NO. YOU WERE FOLLOWING A STRUCTURED PROTOCOL. 421 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,836 THAT'S TRUE. YOU PURSUE THE CULPRIT AND MAINTAIN VISUAL CONTACT 422 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,880 UNTIL THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVE -- STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE. 423 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,882 WHY? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 424 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,301 THAT YOU'RE A MAN WITH A PLAN. 425 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,888 VIPER, WE NEED TO MEET YOUR FELLOW HEROES WHO KEEP THE CITY SAFE. 426 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,860 THIS IS TOO GOOD. 427 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,112 -NO WAY. -LET ME DO THE TALKING. 428 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,823 YEAH, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU -- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 429 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,701 NEEB, BAGGER, TED, THESE ARE MY LAWYERS -- 430 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,786 PETER BASH AND JARED FRANKLIN. 431 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,038 WHAT'S UP? 432 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,082 -HOW'S IT LOOKING, FELLAS? -WE COME...IN PEACE. 433 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,834 THEY'RE NOT ALIENS, PETER. 434 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,754 INEBRIO'S ON PATROL, SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS QUICKLY. 435 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,422 GENTLEMEN, TELL THEM WHAT YOU DO. 436 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,883 I MAKE SURE DRUNK WOMEN DON'T GO HOME WITH DANGEROUS MEN 437 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,218 WHO MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. 438 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,011 Bagger Man: I'M BAGGER MAN. I PATROL STORE PREMISES 439 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,263 AND HELP CUSTOMERS SAFELY UNLOAD THEIR GROCERIES. 440 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,641 Bus Ted: BUS TED. I POLICE CITY BUSES 441 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,769 AND MAKE SURE THAT THE ELDERLY AND THE HANDICAPPED AREN'T HARASSED. 442 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,438 GUYS, WE NEED YOU TO TESTIFY IN COURT TOMORROW 443 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,190 AS CHARACTER WITNESSES FOR VIPER. 444 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,568 WE NEED TO SHOW THE PROTOCOL DOESN'T PROMOTE VIOLENCE OR REVENGE. 445 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,280 I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY WE'D DO ANYTHING FOR VIPER. 446 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,201 -WHAT TIME? -3:00. 447 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,327 0500. 448 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,620 1500. 449 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,038 1500. 450 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,706 1500. 1500. 451 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,501 GUYS, ONE MORE THING -- NO COSTUMES. 452 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,087 -IT'S A UNIFORM. -RIGHT. 453 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:01,218 Inebrio: HEY! STEP AWAY FROM THE SLEAZE, YOUNG LADY! 454 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,552 -HEY! -[ AIR HORN BLOWS ] 455 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,846 STEP AWAY FROM THE SLEAZE! 456 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,390 THAT'S AWESOME. 457 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,975 IT'S WHAT WE DO. 458 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,899 A LOT OF THOUGHT AND DISCUSSION WENT INTO THE CRIME PREVENTION CREED. 459 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,986 WE ALSO MADE A VOW TO BE ON CALL AT ALL TIMES FOR JUSTICE. 460 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:23,949 BAGGER MAN, IN YOUR EXPERIENCE, IS VIPER VIOLENT TO SUSPECTS? 461 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,951 NEVER. IT WOULD VIOLATE THE CREED. 462 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,412 WE WROTE IT OURSELVES. ACTUALLY, WE DREW INSPIRATION 463 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,247 FROM OTHER SOURCE MATERIAL. 464 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,791 MR. PIPER, CAN YOU TELL US WHERE YOU GOT YOUR INSPIRATION 465 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,419 WHEN WRITING THE "LEAGUE OF THE GREATER NORTHEAST 466 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,629 "LOS ANGELES REAL-LIFE SUPERHEROES 467 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,007 CODE OF CONDUCT AND HONOR"? 468 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,636 IT'S FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH GROUP OF ENCINO. 469 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,682 A STANDARD NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME-PREVENTION ORGANIZATION, 470 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,684 -YEAH? -YES, SIR. 471 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,395 NO MORE QUESTIONS. 472 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,522 [ SIGHS ] 473 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,442 MR. PIPER, CAN YOU PLEASE READ ALOUD TO THE COURT 474 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,695 THE LAST RULE ON YOUR LEAGUE'S CODE OF CONDUCT AND HONOR? 475 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,450 CERTAINLY. "BE INTOLERANT OF INJUSTICE." 476 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,663 AND, I -- I'M SORRY. THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAULT, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME 477 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,666 WHERE THAT IS IN THE ENCINO NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH MANUAL? 478 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,043 WE AMENDED IT. 479 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,795 OKAY. CAN YOU JUST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEANT? 480 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,050 WE REFUSE TO ACCEPT INJUSTICE. 481 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,845 GOSH. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 482 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,849 WE MAKE SURE JUSTICE IS DONE. 483 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,060 SO, YOU'RE JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER? 484 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,020 OBJECTION. ARGUMENTATIVE. 485 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,313 SUSTAINED. 486 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:40,942 ISN'T METING OUT JUSTICE THE JOB OF THE MAN IN THE BLACK ROBE TO YOUR RIGHT 487 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,822 OR THE 12 MEMBERS OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TO YOUR LEFT? 488 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,116 WELL, OF COURSE IT IS. BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT 489 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,368 TO THIS IMPORTANT INSTITUTION, SOMETIMES -- 490 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,537 SOMETIMES THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS? 491 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:53,997 YES. 492 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,125 SO, IS ONE OF THOSE EXCEPTIONS 493 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,461 THE MAN WHO FELL TO HIS DEATH, PAUL WINSTEAD? 494 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,796 -OBJECTION! ARGUMENTATIVE! -OBJECTION! ARGUMENTATIVE! 495 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,923 Janie: WITHDRAWN. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY MR. PIPER 496 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,257 WOULDN'T WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION. 497 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,967 -GAG HER! COUNSEL! -STILL TALKING. 498 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:21,691 Carmen: PINDAR? 499 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:22,818 IN HERE. 500 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,653 LOOK WHO STOPPED BY TO SEE YOU. 501 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,783 MEGAN? 502 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,828 I -- I DO REMEMBER YOU. YOU WORE CLOGS. 503 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,333 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWO TO CATCH UP. 504 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,176 -HI. -HI. 505 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,388 NOTHING IS MORE DEADLY THAN A WOMAN IN A FLOWERY SWEATER. 506 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,098 THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 507 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,767 NO, I'M SERIOUS. FLOWERY SWEATERS ARE A BAD OMEN. 508 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,729 I WANT TO DO MORE THAN JUST HELP YOU, PINDAR. 509 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,439 I WANT TO FIX YOU. 510 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,691 [ CHUCKLES ] 511 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,442 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH? 512 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,278 YEAH. 513 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:07,696 LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE. 514 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,948 LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE. 515 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,580 Winstead: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 516 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,081 ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 517 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,833 I WAS ONLY HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES! 518 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,711 PIPER! YOU SUCK! HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL JOB? 519 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,297 TAKE THIS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! YOU'RE USELESS! 520 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,925 SIR! I RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO NOT THREATEN ME. 521 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,344 WE GOT THIS FOOTAGE ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO. 522 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,805 IT WAS TAKEN FROM MR. PIPER'S PATROL CAR LAST WEEK, 523 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,056 AND IT ESTABLISHES INTENT. 524 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,184 IT ESTABLISHES WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW -- 525 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,811 THAT TENSIONS RUN HIGH DURING TRAFFIC CITATIONS -- THAT'S IT. 526 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,396 YOUR HONOR, ARE WE TO BELIEVE THE PROSECUTION 527 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:44,524 JUST CAME INTO POSSESSION OF THIS TAPE 20 MINUTES AGO? REALLY? 528 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,694 KNOWINGLY HIDING EVIDENCE IS A FELONY. ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF A FELONY? 529 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,987 -NO. -YES. 530 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,239 YOUR HONOR, IN LIGHT OF THIS NEW EVIDENCE, 531 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,533 WE BELIEVE THE DEFENDANT TARGETED THE VICTIM, 532 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,994 AND SO WE'D LIKE TO AMEND THE CHARGES ACCORDING TO PROOF. 533 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,038 WE ARE CHARGING THE DEFENDANT WITH MURDER. 534 00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,624 NO. YOUR HONOR, THE D.A. CHOSE WHAT CHARGES TO FILE. 535 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,626 YEAH. SHE WAS DISTRACTED BY OTHER EVENTS IN HER LIFE. 536 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,252 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THAILAND? 537 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,129 -THAILAND? DID YOU TWEET ABOUT IT? -OH, MY GOD! 538 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,215 IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE. IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE. 539 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,342 LOOK, BOTTOM LINE IS, THIS IS A MANSLAUGHTER CASE. 540 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,427 WE'VE PREPARED FOR A MANSLAUGHTER CASE. 541 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,721 SHE CAN'T, IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRIAL, JUST DECIDE THAT -- 542 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,807 ACCORDING TO SECTION 17B IN THE PENAL CODE, SHE CAN. 543 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,477 Judge: MOTION IS GRANTED. 544 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,188 MURDER CHARGE IS ADDED. BAIL IS REMANDED. 545 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,945 KAPOW. 546 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,952 YOU'RE SO LOYAL TO THIS CAFE. I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU. 547 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,081 I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU FIRST EXPLAINED YOUR SITUATION, 548 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:45,043 BUT IT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT HOW THE WORLD CAN BRING TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER 549 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,711 AFTER A DECADE. 550 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,840 YOUR HANDS ARE SOFT AND COOL TO THE TOUCH. 551 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,175 THANK YOU. 552 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,301 YOURS ARE SCRATCHY. 553 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803 BUT VERY, VERY CLEAN. 554 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,554 [ CHUCKLES ] 555 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,848 DON'T BE NERVOUS. YOU'RE WITH ME. 556 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,351 I DON'T DESERVE YOU. 557 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,395 PINDAR, NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME 558 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,772 ALL ABOUT YOUR PHOBIAS AND YOUR ANXIETY, 559 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,399 I THINK I CAN FIX YOU. 560 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,234 I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE EVERY DAY 561 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,777 AND TAKE YOU ON FIELD TRIPS. 562 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,696 I AM THE LUCKIEST O.C.D. AGORAPHOBE 563 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,990 WITH SEVERE AND CHRONIC ANXIETY IN THE WORLD. 564 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,658 I'LL HAVE ONE PANCAKE. 565 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,118 YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 566 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,286 I WAS HUNGRY. 567 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,787 YOU'RE VIOLATING YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER. 568 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,039 -I HAD TO SEE YOU. -I DON'T FEEL AS LUCKY ANYMORE. 569 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,083 -I'LL CALL THE POLICE. -I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIRCUT. 570 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,377 DID YOU -- DID YOU GET THAT TO IMPRESS A NEW GIRLFRIEND? 571 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,629 GET OUT, OKAY? JUST GET OUT. 572 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,009 WE SHOULD GO. 573 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,343 -YEAH. -YEAH. 574 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,096 ♪ SHE'S NOT JUST A PLAYTHING ♪ 575 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,474 THIS IS AS FAR AS I CAN GO. 576 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,935 THERE'S AN OPEN TRASH RECEPTACLE OVER THERE. 577 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:48,148 WE'RE FINE HERE. I JUST CAN'T BE WITHIN 500 FEET OF HIM. 578 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,108 THIS IS ONLY ABOUT 250 FEET, SO -- 579 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,818 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 580 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,781 WELL, MAYBE YOU WANT TO SOLVE OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS 581 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,867 BECAUSE YOUR OWN SEEM TOO DAUNTING? 582 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,327 DO YOU HOARD? 583 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,078 MEN, MAYBE. 584 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,247 I'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE. 585 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,083 ALSO, I'VE SLEPT WITH A LOT OF GUYS. 586 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,460 -A LOT? -A LOT OF GUYS. 587 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,627 LIKE, WHAT'S THAT? 588 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,338 I THINK I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 589 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:16,176 MY BOSS'S BOSS IS KIND OF LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ, 590 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,553 AND HE HAS A DOCTOR WHO'S GONNA HELP ME. 591 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,473 REALLY? 592 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,684 MAYBE HE COULD HELP YOU, TOO? 593 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:25,935 OKAY. 594 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,271 OKAY. 595 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,820 WE WENT TO BAT FOR YOU. 596 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,614 YOU HAVE TO TELL US EVERYTHING. 597 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,240 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OUTCOME. 598 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,534 IT COULD DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THIS TRIAL. 599 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,872 THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE WITH BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THEM. ONE CAME DOWN ALIVE. 600 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,957 AND ONE OF THEM WEARS A MASK AND A CAPE 601 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,086 AND REFERS TO HIS ALTER EGO IN THE THIRD PERSON -- THAT'S YOU. 602 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,880 Peter: VIPER, WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE SURPRISES. 603 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,382 YOU HAVE TO WALK US THROUGH 604 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,758 YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PURSE SNATCHER. 605 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,843 HE WAS A TROUBLEMAKER! ALL RIGHT? 606 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,763 AND MOST OF MY STUDENT INTERACTIONS END UP IN CONFLICTS. 607 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,098 OKAY. HOW MANY IN A WEEK? 608 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,641 I HAND OUT PARKING TICKETS. 609 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:08,061 ON A TYPICAL DAY, I NEARLY COME TO BLOWS WITH FOUR OR FIVE STUDENTS, 610 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,063 MOST OF THEM FEMALE. 611 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:15,193 WOMEN ARE GENERALLY MORE STRIDENT AFTER RECEIVING A PARKING CITATION. 612 00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:23,118 CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU TWO MIGHT THINK, NOT EVERYONE HAS WHAT IT TAKES 613 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:27,122 TO BE A PARKING-ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, ALL RIGHT? 614 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,584 Jared: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE? 615 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,253 -WHEELER MOTION. -WHEELER MOTION. 616 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,963 OH, GREAT. 617 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,965 OH, THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 618 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,550 -HEY. -HI! 619 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,219 -WHAT'S UP? -JUST TALKING TO YOUR MOM. 620 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,555 SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF I'VE EVER KILLED ANYONE. 621 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,306 IN THE LINE OF DUTY, OF COURSE. 622 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,391 HAVE YOU? 623 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,143 OH, WENDY CLAIMS THAT SHE HASN'T, 624 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,019 BUT IT JUST MAY BE TOO SOON FOR HER TO TALK ABOUT IT. 625 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:53,314 NO, IT'S JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T USED MY FIREARM YET IN THE FIELD. 626 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,192 AW. WELL, YOU KNOW, ALL IN GOOD TIME. 627 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,821 COLLEEN, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HIT THE JACUZZI? 628 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,240 Peter: WHOA! I MEAN WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE 629 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:04,075 SOME OF YOUR FAMOUS BROWNIES? 630 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,535 GREAT IDEA. 631 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,162 THERE WE GO. 632 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,665 [ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS. 633 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,835 [ SIGHS ] WE'RE GROWN-UPS. 634 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,503 WE'VE SHUT THE DOOR. 635 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,590 WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT. 636 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:22,719 NOT REALLY HOW I ENVISIONED THIS PART. 637 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,432 MM. 638 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,978 I'VE GOT TO GET HER OUT OF HERE. 639 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,481 HOW'S THE VIPER CASE? 640 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,608 OH, NO, NO. PLEASE. 641 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,068 DON'T KILL THE MOOD. WE'RE GETTING PUMMELED. 642 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,696 YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I GET STUCK ON A CASE? 643 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,573 EAT A JELLY DOUGHNUT AND PLANT EVIDENCE? 644 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:45,283 [ LAUGHS ] 645 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,202 I SLOW MY ROLL. 646 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,997 FIRST, DO YOU BELIEVE HE'S INNOCENT? 647 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,501 I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,837 I MEAN, HE HONESTLY THINKS HE'S MAKING THE CITY SAFER. 649 00:29:58,087 --> 00:29:59,881 HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A GUY WHO THINKS 650 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,716 HE CAN LEAP A TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND? 651 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,384 EXCEPT HE CAN'T. 652 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,178 YEAH. 653 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,888 I GUESS. 654 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,188 -WHAT'S WRONG? -NOTHING. NOTHING. 655 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,775 MMM. 656 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,947 YOU NEED TO TALK TO JARED. 657 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,240 I'M SORRY. 658 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,575 I PROMISE THIS WILL HAPPEN. 659 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,370 MWAH. 660 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,622 [ SIGHS ] 661 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,667 SO, THIS IS RIGHT ABOVE THE STONER'S APARTMENT. 662 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,380 MAYBE THE VICTIM WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO FLEW OFF THAT BUILDING. 663 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,631 YOU THINK VIPER DID? 664 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:44,717 YEAH. I THINK HE JUMPED OFF THAT BUILDING, 665 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,469 LANDED ON THIS ROOF, 666 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:49,556 AND THAT WAS THE THUD THAT THE STONER HEARD. 667 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,561 IS THAT VIPER'S CAPE? 668 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,022 LET ME CALL IT IN AND MAKE IT ADMISSIBLE. 669 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:02,735 WHY WOULD HE BE ON THIS ROOF IF THE VICTIM WAS ON THAT ONE? 670 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,863 THIS DIDN'T GO DOWN THE WAY VIPER SAID. 671 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,949 WE NEED TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART WITH OUT SUPERHERO. 672 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,748 [ SIGHS ] 673 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,710 -LAST TIME. -[ FILE THUDS ] 674 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,004 Jared: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED UP ON THAT ROOF? 675 00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,881 I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE CLEAR. 676 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,299 THAT'S MY STORY. 677 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,593 OKAY. YOUR STORY COULD SEND YOU TO PRISON. 678 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,720 WE ALSO HAVE A PRETTY TOUGH CASE ON OUR HANDS. 679 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,680 YOU ADMITTED YOU TRIED TO VANQUISH HIM, 680 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,891 SO NOW THEY'VE GOT YOU ON INTENT. 681 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:44,777 VIPER, WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU ON THE STAND AGAIN. 682 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,574 WHAT FOR? 683 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,951 TO TELL YOUR STORY. 684 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,416 VERY WELL. 685 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,922 DUDE, WHY'D YOU STOP ME? WE HAVE PROOF OF WHAT HAPPENED. 686 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,132 WE DON'T HAVE PROOF THAT SUPPORTS HIS VERSION. 687 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:09,344 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO PROVE THAT VIPER'S HUMAN. 688 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,847 -YOU'RE GONNA BREAK HIS HEART, AREN'T YOU? -YEP. 689 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,815 THE ORIGINAL 1904 PROPERTY DEED 690 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,901 GUARANTEES THAT EGRESS AND WATER RIGHTS 691 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,070 ESTABLISHED BY HOMEOWNERS FOR CATTLE AND HORSES 692 00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:28,988 BE HONORED BY SUBSEQUENT HOMEOWNERS. 693 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:32,408 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DUSTING OFF A 100-YEAR-OLD FARMING PROVISION. 694 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,161 WELL, WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET MY HOUSE BACK. 695 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:39,207 GLENN, WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING THE LAW. BESIDES, WITH SEVEN GRASS-FED JERSEY COWS 696 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,585 MOVING ACROSS THE YARD EVERY MORNING AND EVERY AFTERNOON, 697 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,545 YOU WON'T HAVE TO HIRE LANDSCAPERS. 698 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,881 [ CHUCKLING ] WHAT? 699 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,384 NO ONE'S HAD CATTLE IN ENCINO IN 80 YEARS. 700 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,303 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT COLLEEN'S FORMER NEIGHBOR, 701 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,430 ABE VROMAN, SAYS HE TALKED TO COLLEEN ABOUT IT. 702 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:57,809 AND NOW HE JUST WANTS TO EXERCISE HIS RIGHTS. IT'S ROUGH TIMING. 703 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,394 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 704 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:04,023 ABE'S MADE A WRITTEN REQUEST THAT YOU HONOR HIS BOVINE PASSAGE RIGHTS 705 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,192 THAT COLLEEN EXTENDED TO HIM. 706 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,951 YOU CAN GET VALIDATED IN THE FRONT. 707 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,500 YOU DID IT. 708 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,711 I THINK I DID. 709 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,170 [ SIGHS ] 710 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,139 PETER. AFTER A LONG, WINE-FILLED DINNER IN THE PALISADES, 711 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,766 COLLEEN AND I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET HER HOUSE BACK. 712 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,143 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S -- 713 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:42,812 GLENN FRIEDMAN JUST CALLED AND VOIDED THE SALE. 714 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,690 SO, SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU. 715 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:50,028 OH, ALL IN A DAY... AND A NIGHT'S WORK. 716 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,032 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 717 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:57,452 [ CHUCKLING ] IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WET THE BED UNTIL YOU WERE 11? 718 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,413 OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ON GAME DAY. STOP IT. 719 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,749 F.D.R. WAS A BEDWETTER. 720 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,459 F.D.R. HAD POLIO. 721 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,252 OH. MY BAD. 722 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:12,759 MR, PIPER, WASN'T THE VICTIM 20 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN YOU 723 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,635 AND 3 INCHES TALLER THAN YOU? 724 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,762 THAT'S CORRECT. 725 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,890 AND YET YOU CHASED AFTER HIM WHEN HE STOLE THAT WOMAN'S PURSE. 726 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,768 YEAH, I DID. 727 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,645 WHY? 728 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,565 BECAUSE HE COMMITTED A CRIME, AND I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO DO IT AGAIN. 729 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,400 -YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN. -THANK YOU. 730 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,860 -OBJECTION! -WITHDRAWN. 731 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:33,571 MR. PIPER, CAN YOU FLY? 732 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:34,781 EXCUSE ME? 733 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:37,158 YOU KNOW. WHEW! CAN YOU FLY? 734 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:42,288 NO. I NEVER SAID I COULD FLY. 735 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:46,125 YOUR HONOR, WE'D LIKE TO ENTER INTO EVIDENCE EXHIBIT "B." 736 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,170 IT'S A PIECE OF VIPER'S CAPE THAT HAS TORN OFF. 737 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,798 WE FOUND THIS PIECE OF FABRIC 738 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,759 ON THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY ADJACENT TO THE WEST HALL, 739 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,345 WHERE THE CONFRONTATION OCCURRED. 740 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,555 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 741 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,018 NOW, MR. PIPER, YOU SAY YOU CAN'T FLY. 742 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,230 CAN YOU RUN -- FAST? 743 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,565 YES, I CAN. 744 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:13,111 AND ON THAT NIGHT, DID YOU NOT COURAGEOUSLY CHASE DOWN THE VICTIM 745 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,403 UP FIVE STORIES, 746 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,114 CORNER HIM ON THE ROOFTOP, 747 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:19,033 READY TO FIGHT HIM IF HE DIDN'T TURN HIMSELF IN? 748 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,701 YES, I DID. 749 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,039 BUT HE DIDN'T TURN HIMSELF IN, DID HE? 750 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,834 IN FACT, HE CAME AFTER YOU. 751 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,418 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 752 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,713 AND WHEN YOU REALIZED THIS BIGGER, STRONGER, TALLER, 753 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,383 AND DANGEROUS MAN WAS COMING AFTER YOU, 754 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,760 DIDN'T YOU TRY TO FLEE? 755 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,720 [ SCOFFS ] 756 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,306 MR. PIPER, WEREN'T YOU SO TERRIFIED 757 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,016 OF THIS CONVICTED CRIMINAL 758 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,894 THAT YOU LAUNCHED YOURSELF TO THE OPPOSITE BUILDING 759 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:49,105 RATHER THAN FIGHT HIM? 760 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,784 YES. 761 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,829 DIDN'T THE VICTIM DO THE SAME THING -- 762 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,123 TRY TO JUMP TO THE NEXT BUILDING? 763 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,624 YES. 764 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,961 DID HE MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE? 765 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,341 NO. 766 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:24,056 HE FELL TO HIS DEATH CHASING AFTER YOU, DIDN'T HE? 767 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,351 YES, HE DID. 768 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,397 NO MORE QUESTIONS. 769 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,587 -HI. -HI. 770 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,298 WELL, ACCORDING TO RAVEN VIPER'S TESTIMONY 771 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:59,175 AND THE CAPE EVIDENCE 772 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,969 AND THE EYE-WITNESS ACCOUNT FROM THE POT GROWER, 773 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,597 MY OFFICE HAS AGREED TO DROP THE CHARGES. 774 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,766 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD US THE TRUTH. 775 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:10,019 -OUR CLIENT WOULDN'T COOPERATE. -AND WHY DO IT THE EASY WAY? 776 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,437 YEAH. 777 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,148 YOU KNOW, THEY DO WEDDINGS IN VEGAS. 778 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:18,361 UH...IT'S PERMANENTLY OFF THE DOCKET. 779 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:21,948 I THINK I EXHAUSTED EVEN MYSELF THIS LAST TIME AROUND. 780 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:24,283 OH. SORRY, JANIE. 781 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,160 YEAH, ME TOO. 782 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,413 YOU KNOW, COLLEEN CALLED IT A LONG TIME AGO. 783 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:34,168 SO, YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHAN-- NO. 784 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,463 I WOULDN'T 'CAUSE YOU ALREADY DID. 785 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:42,426 BUT I COULD. BUT I WOULDN'T. BUT I COULD. 786 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,263 LISTEN, I WOULD TRUST DR. LEE WITH MY LIFE. 787 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,266 HE'S BRILLIANT -- ALWAYS OPEN TO NEW TECHNIQUES. 788 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:51,978 YOU AND YOUR LADY FRIEND WILL REALLY LOVE HIM. 789 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,688 HE'S NOT INTO LEECHES OR... 790 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,649 PINDAR, WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? 791 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,359 WHATEVER METHOD YOU ENGAGE IN, 792 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:02,738 I PREDICT THAT YOU WILL OVERCOME YOUR AULOPHOBIA IN NO TIME. 793 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,407 WHAT'S -- WHAT'S AULOPHOBIA? 794 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,242 FEAR OF FLUTES. 795 00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:08,077 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE. I -- 796 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,079 AULOPHOBIA IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 797 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,872 SIR JAMES GALWAY HIMSELF SUFFER -- 798 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:12,957 MR. INFELD -- 799 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,084 -...FOR A BRIEF TIME. -M-MR. INFELD? 800 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,128 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE IRONY, I'M SURE. 801 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:20,298 BUT THAT'S NOT -- I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA. AGORAPHOBIA. 802 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,800 [ CHUCKLES ] SURE YOU DO. 803 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:27,263 LOOK, I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH IN YOUR THERAPEUTIC JOURNEY. 804 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,764 -AGORAPHOBIA. -[ KEY CLACKS ] 805 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,725 HELLO? 806 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,560 YOU'RE A FREE MAN, VIPE. 807 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,522 THANK YOU. 808 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:41,193 FROM NOW ON, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE STEVEN PIPER. 809 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,406 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 810 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,617 I'M GONNA PREVENT CRIME BEFORE IT HAPPENS. 811 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:51,537 -HMM. -YES. LIKE A PRECOG. 812 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:55,333 YEAH. I'M GONNA TAKE UP A POST OUTSIDE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY 813 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:58,544 AND ESCORT PEOPLE TO THEIR LEGALLY PARKED CARS. 814 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,714 CAN'T HELP BEING A SUPERHERO. 815 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,050 I LIKE THAT. 816 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,803 I'VE GOT TO GO. 817 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,513 THE METER'S RUNNING. 818 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,231 -WE KICK ASS. -WE DO. 819 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,859 -WE'RE KINDA LIKE SUPERHEROES OURSELVES. -WE ARE. 820 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,903 OKAY, IF YOU COULD PICK ANY SUPERPOWER. 821 00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:27,156 -I'VE GONE ON RECORD. YOU KNOW MY -- -NO, IT CANNOT BE USED FOR PERSONAL GAIN. 822 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,241 THEN IT'S NOT ANY SUPERPOWER. 823 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,535 I'LL TAKE LASER BEAMS OUT OF MY EYES. 824 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,413 'CAUSE THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE IN EVERY SUPERHERO MOVIE. 825 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,874 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID I CANNOT BE GOLD MAGNET. 826 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:39,710 -GOLD MAGNET IS STUPID. -GOLD MAGNET IS AWESOME. 827 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:43,214 I'D WALK BY ANY BANK, FORT KNOX, PLINK, PLINK, PLINK! EVERYTHING. 828 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,590 THERE'S TOO MANY HOLES IN IT. GOLD MAGNET IS LAME. 829 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:45,841 THERE'S NO HOLES IN IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 830 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,760 -GOLD MAGNET IS RICH. -GOLD IS HEAVY. 831 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,762 -YEAH, IT IS. -HOW YOU GONNA WALK? 832 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,139 -YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME. -I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU. 833 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,809 YOU ARE. YOU'RE GONNA BE MY GOLD SHERPA. 834 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,399 THERE HE IS. THE FUTURE ATTORNEY GENERAL. 835 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:03,109 AND PETER. 836 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:04,443 OH. 837 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,737 YOU DON'T LOOK PIGEON-TOED AT ALL, SWEETIE. 838 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,781 SORT OF NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE, MOM. 839 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:11,992 -FOR YOU, MAYBE. -HONEY, I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD. 840 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,203 -JARED. -COLLEEN. 841 00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:16,122 THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL VISIT. 842 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:19,166 OH, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. WE SHOULD JUST CUT YOU A KEY RIGHT NOW. 843 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,752 -HA! -THANK YOU FOR FIXING EVERYTHING. 844 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,796 PROBABLY SHOULD THANK KARP. 845 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,133 I'LL TRY TO WORK ON THOSE "BOUNDARY" ISSUES. 846 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,969 -I LOVE YOU, SWEETIE. -I LOVE YOU, MOM. 847 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:32,304 -[ DOOR CLOSES ] -Wendy: HI. 848 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:35,558 -Jared: WHOA, SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS. -UH, YOU TEXTED ME. 849 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,020 -NO, I DIDN'T. -YEAH, YOU DID. 850 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,356 YOU SAID YOU WERE ALL ALONE NOW 851 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,819 AND WANTED ME TO COME OVER WEARING A SKIRT -- COMMANDO. 852 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,281 I KNOW. BOUNDARIES. 853 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,742 BE ADVENTUROUS. 854 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,332 YOUR MOM SENT YOU A BOOTY CALL. 855 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,876 SHE DID, DIDN'T SHE? 856 00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,340 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 857 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:13,262 THE QUESTION IS, 858 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,306 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 859 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,141 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 860 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:33,908 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 861 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,619 ♪ SUCH A VIVID PICTURE ♪ 862 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,705 ♪ OOH, WHAT A MIXTURE ♪ 863 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:43,375 ♪ IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF ♪ 864 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,877 ♪ OH, MY, WHAT A DAY ♪ 865 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,545 ♪ COMING AT ME ANYWAY ♪ 866 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:49,465 ♪ EVERYTHING I TRY TO SAY JUST COMES OUT BACKWARDS ♪ 867 00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:51,175 ♪ OVERTHINKING, UNDER-REACHING ♪ 868 00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:54,970 ♪ SOMEONE TELLS A JOKE, I'M BLINKING... ♪ 65085

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