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I want you in my bed.

So, what are you waiting for?

Come see me at Mattress Masters
for a great night's sleep.

That's 1-2-4-5,
Firestone Boulevard, El Monte.

I'll be waiting.

MAN 1: You and Marisa Tomei.
It's not that complicated.

MAN 2: The question's
fundamentally flawed.

There are too many variables.

-MAN 1: You're avoiding it.
-MAN 2: I'm not.

MAN 1: It's a simple--

MAN 2: You weren't clear
on the stakes.

MAN 1: It's a simple question.
Answer it, we'll move on.

What are the odds of you
sleeping with Marisa Tomei?

Well, do I get to meet her?
If I did, it'd be like 4-to-1.

-4-to-1?
-4-to-1.

You're out of your mind.

I just saw her at Home Depot.
She looks beautiful.

10 million-to-1.

Your numbers are inflated.
I'd like to see your data.

-How old is she?
-She'll be 46 on December 4th.

Okay, so-- Wow.

Putting aside the fact
that you know her birthday,

creepy stalker guy,

in 20 years, she'll be 66.

So the odds plummet.

But in 40 years,
the odds are 1000-to-1.

She'd be like 86,
with dementia, maybe cataracts.

But she's still Marisa Tomei.

What I'm saying is,
for guys like you and me,

it is all about--

[TIRES SCREECH, CAR CRASHES]

-...patience.
-[CAR HORNS HONKING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.

♪ That's okay ♪

-Got it?
-Yep.

-You all right, sir?
-Yeah, I think so.

Sir, we're lawyers,
and you're the victim

of one of the greatest dangers
that faces our city.

We'd like to help you collect.

But I think it was my fault.

That doesn't matter.
Studies show that it is--

It is impossible to
operate a vehicle

if you're forced to take
your eyes off the road--

For more than six seconds.
That advertisement runs for 18.

Come by the office. We'll talk.

Hello? He hit me.

MAN [ON TV]: Legally,
we can't guarantee any results.

You'll be fine.

The Law Offices of Franklin & Bash.

BOTH: We've got your back.

ANNOUNCER: Once again, that's the law
offices of Franklin & Bash.

[♪♪♪]

What is the Alameda
discovery motion

doing in the refrigerator?

-It's got hummus on it.
-Oh, there's hummus left.

Oh.

It's 10:13 a.m.
I say we start without him.

JARED: Sorry. I'm sorry.

Jean-Claude Van Damme marathon
last night. Unavoidable.

You know, Bloodsport,
not in AFI's top 100 films.

-It's insane.
-It's political. Unh.

-Let's go around. Ooh.
-I'll start. Oh!

Pindar and I haven't gotten
paid in three weeks.

JARED: All right, not to worry.

We're going to jury on
the billboard case tomorrow,

and we will win.

If we don't, I'll sell
my ass on Sunset.

That'll be like printing money.

I'll sell my ass too, Jared.

Thanks, buddy.

Excuse me. I've got the ball?

Sorry.

Make sure we have our
ducks in a row.

It is one duck,
and the witness is subpoenaed.

Ready to go.

Any law to support our theory?

I checked federal and state.

We don't have a legal
leg to stand on.

The law was made
by rich white people.

Our job is not to follow the law.

Our job is to make the law.

What's going on with
Annie Benton's prostitution case?

I got a motion to dismiss
Friday. They've got no case.

Anyone wanna guess
which deputy DA is against us?

[♪♪♪]

Janie and I have totally moved on.
Not a problem.

Oh.

Bullshit.

[♪♪♪]

I feel like Ali walking
in the Garden

in his first fight
against Frazier.

That's good, that's the idea.
It's the mindset,

except, you know, Ali lost.
Do you like this tie?

I am ready. I am in the zone.

-Game time.
-Pow.

WOMAN: Peter.

Oh. Iceberg.

-Move on.
-I got your motion to dismiss.

-It's a little thin.
-There was no sex involved.

Annie's not a hooker.
She's a dominatrix.

Huge difference.

Really like the up-do.

-What?
-Uh-- No, you just--

You still dating
that Civil War re-enactor?

-What?
-The guy with the soul patch?

You had a soul patch.

Oh, great. So he stole my look.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Peter.

I miss you.

There. You know, I said it.

Janie, I'm not the same guy. I've evolved.

Hey, scrotum face. Come on.

See you in court, scrotum face.

Hi, Janie. I'm fine.

Nice ass. So's the stick in it.

Bash, come on, head in the game.

Don't worry about me.
Worry about that tie.

-What's wrong with my tie?
-Good luck, gentlemen.

Trying a case against
you has been--

Ah, anyway, good luck.

See, that's a talent.
Sounding like a total asshole

even when you're supposedly
saying something sincere.

Nice tie. Are those turtles?

What's wrong with turtles?

Oh, by all means, go first.
Couple of fancy trial attorneys.

Oh, thanks, compadre.

Not sure about wearing sweats
into court, but God bless.

Oh, God bless you.

JARED: Miss Spencer, can you tell us
what brought you to Los Angeles?

I moved here from Chula Vista
last year to be a model.

JARED: And how exactly did you book
the Mattress Masters ad?

My agent--

Objection, Your Honor.
She's disrobing?

My agent called and said

that the client wanted a model
who could demand attention.

Your Honor. Your Honor?

Miss Spencer, please refrain
from taking off your blouse.

Thank you.

[WHISPERS]: Don't listen to him.

EMERSON: Excuse me. Counsel,
did you just tell the witness

-to disregard my order?
-No.

MAN: Nice!

You're in contempt, Mr.Franklin.

Bailiff, remand him to custody.

Your Honor, justice is blind,
but justice is also naked.

Miss Spencer, please step down.
Fully dressed.

-It's all yours. Well-played.
-Thank you.

-JARED: Don't tase me, bro.
-EMERSON: Order.

[GAVEL BANGING]

I apologize for my colleague.
He gets carried away sometimes.

Apparently, so does
Miss Spencer.

But let's focus on what
she had to say.

When we asked her what
the ad agency was looking for,

she said...

I've drawn a complete blank.
I'm-- I'm sorry.

Uh, could the court reporter
please read back

Miss Spencer's answer
to the question?

I didn't get it.

I was distracted.

Distracted!

Your Honor, do you think
we can we get Miss Spencer

-back in here--?
-Absolutely not.

Mr. Karp?

Do you remember?

Well, it seems everyone
was distracted.

And if we were all distracted
by Miss Spencer in court,

what about the people

operating heavy machinery
on Sunset Boulevard?

[♪♪♪]

-What you got?
-Oh!

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Strike.

-How was lock-up?
-Productive.

Signed two DUIs
and a weenie wagger.

[MEN LAUGH]

You got nothing.

Okay, guys? Hello?

That was Infeld Daniels
about the billboard case.

They wanna settle.
They wanna settle.

[ALL CHEER]

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Yes! Whoo!

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN: I don't care if he was calling
to wish me a happy birthday.

He pulled me out
of the Chamberlin depo.

Bill him for the call.

That's a bitchy little barracuda.

I'm getting movement
in the lumberyard.

Mr. Franklin and Mr. Bash
to see Mr. Infeld.

We're meeting with Stanton Infeld?

He took on Exxon over
the Santa Barbara oil rig.

I mean, Stanton Infeld is...

That guy.

WOMAN: Mr. Franklin
and Mr. Bash.

Ah, I'm glad you could make it.

Please, gentlemen,
come in. Sit down.

Well, that was very impressive
yesterday.

Of course, your witness
wouldn't have come close

to getting her blouse off

if you hadn't pulled
Judge Emerson.

You know the old saying,
if the facts are against you,

argue the law. If the law
is against you...

Have a hot chick with
enormous breasts

take off her clothes in court.

Yeah. Well, um, yes.

Look, um...

I have advised my clients
to settle.

Well, that's nice,

but we'll take our chances
with the jury,

the next time.

Good doing business with you.

Oh, oh, ooh. We haven't started yet.

I want you both to come here

and work for me at Infeld Daniels.

As attorneys?

Yes, of course.

I've had my eye on both of you
for quite some time.

Peter Bash, no one plays a jury
better than you.

The way you look past their eyes
into their souls.

Jared Franklin,

son of the legendary trial
lawyer Leonard Franklin.

You're F. Lee Bailey
meets Barnum & Bailey.

Are you familiar with yin and yang?

The tramp-stamp tattoo? Sure.

The idea that opposing forces
are interconnected

and interdependent in
the national world,

-giving rise to each other.
-No way.

Watch something besides
Real Housewives.

They're real housewives, Peter.

I want to bring these
opposing forces together

to create a more powerful
energy at this firm.

Well, thanks, but we're
not cut out for a big firm.

Can you give us a minute?

-We are taking this offer.
-What?

Oh, come on, this is about Janie.

I'm not gonna blow
a good thing over some girl

who's never gonna take you back.

I'm not sticking around
while you live you life

trying to get back at your father.

I will consider it

if we can keep Carmen
and Pindar on

and we still get to keep
doing the same cases

that made Franklin & Bash famous.

And I want a '75 Bronco.

You wanna counter with a Bronco?

I accept all your conditions.

Sweet Moses. Okay.

Full disclosure.

I never miss an opening day
at Anaheim or Del Mar.

And I've already got
a three-day pass for Coachella.

Good to know. We can carpool.

Do you like strawberry jam?

[♪♪♪]

This place looks like
the Borg Cube.

-What?
-Star Trek: Next Generation.

The Borg or humanoids

who attempt to assimilate
every species into Borg.

You can't spew Star Wars dorkage

if you can't even
make it downtown.

Star Trek. And downtown
is dirty.

Nut up, Pindy.

There's a billion more
germs in the cave.

But I've built up an immunity
to Franklin & Bash toxins.

Turn him off.

It's not too late for
us to turn back.

[♪♪♪]

My name is Debbie Wilcox.
I'll be your assistant.

Well, just call us
Peter and Jared,

and we don't like to work past 4:00.

And we'll never ask you
to run a personal errand.

Unless it's a courier package
from a central American country.

-He's joking.
-Unless you're cool with it.

Here we are.

There's only one desk.
We'll both need--

Oh, this is your office,
Mr. Bash.

Mr. Franklin's office
is next door.

[♪♪♪]

We'll need that wall taken down.

Yes, sir. I'll call someone.

Well, at this point,
I'd like to welcome

Jared Franklin and Peter Bash.

Jared Franklin. I love the law.

And as soon as the state
recognizes it,

I'm gonna marry that law.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Peter Bash. Happy to be here.

I'm Carmen. I'm not with them.

And I'm Pindar Singh.

Pindar's writing a brief
due tomorrow,

but we expect he'll be starting
in the office very soon.

Well, I don't expect too much
the first few days.

Just listen and shadow
the partners.

Right. Damien, what's going on
with Trans-Sky Airlines?

-Well, some--
-You've heard about the 707

that had to make the landing
in the Oxnard cornfield.

Of course. Touchdown
Tommy Donegan.

Makes that Sully guy
look like a big old pussy.

So much for just listening.
Some of the passengers are suing

for injuries sustained
during the landing.

We're gonna make it
about Donegan's character.

By the time we're done,
a jury would be more likely

to convict Susan Boyle
than Donegan and the airline.

-I love Susan Boyle.
-Oh, she's great.

She's an angel.

Right. Franklin and Bash?

Peter's about to start
his dominatrix case,

and I'm representing
medical marijuana

against the city.

So if you need some
samples, ding-dong.

[♪♪♪]

-Why are they here?
-Mm-hmm.

-Impressive, right?
-I give you guys two weeks.

-Welcome. Hanna Linden.
-Jared Franklin.

We should grab some
coffee sometime.

I can tell you where
all the bodies are buried.

I'd like that. Hanna.

-I got something she can bury.
-Elegant.

-You like it?
-You should go with that.

-I gotta get to court.
-Good luck.

How did you like
your first partners' meeting?

Good. Except for that Karp guy.
What a dick.

-Damien's my nephew.
-You didn't let me finish.

We're taking Trans-Sky
to the media.

There's a press conference
today at 3.

Now, Damien will be running it.

I want you and Peter
to go down there

and familiarize yourselves
with the case.

You know, soften Damien
up, if need be.

He gets very contentious
around journalists.

Shocking. Not a problem.
We've got your back.

That's some of our ads
on bus stops and urinal cakes.

You may have seen them around.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah, well...

[♪♪♪]

Where's my office?

You told me to dress
conservatively.

That was before I learned
we got Judge Emerson again.

I had him on my last case.
He loves the ladies.

-In fact, if I may?
-Mm-hmm.

There's my "not guilty."

This is so humiliating.

The police should
feel humiliated.

They arrested you because
they thought

you look like a prostitute.
You are an actress.

You're paid to play a role,
just like Dame Judi Dench.

Well, maybe not her. But thanks.

You're three minutes late.
Please join us.

There must be some confusion.
Judge Emerson is--

Under judicial review.

Just...

STURGESS: Yeah, that's
a good idea.

Mr. Bash, your reputation
precedes you.

I assure you, I am not gonna put
up with any of your theatrics.

Oh, none necessary, Your Honor.

I assume the court has
read our brief.

In the absence of proof of sex,
there's no crime here.

Which is why
we're fortunate to have these.

Sorry to bring them in late
but there was some confusion

as to where to send them.

Defendant's counsel
has had a change of address.

I find that hard to believe.

Miss Ross is trying
to backdoor-- Baby Jesus.

Oh, my. Well, it's been a while,

but this looks like sex to me.

Motion to dismiss is denied.

[♪♪♪]

-You lied to me.
-I didn't lie to you.

Hello? Reverse cowgirl?

Evan Porter didn't pay for sex.

He was my boyfriend.

-Your boyfriend?
-Yeah.

He started as a client,

then we started seeing
each another.

No money exchanged hands
because we fell in love.

Just like in The Notebook.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because after the arrest
I found out he was married,

-and I am not a home wrecker.
-He lied to you.

Have you ever been in love?

Sometimes, you do things
that defy explanation.

If he loves you, then he'll
stand up and say it under oath.

♪ I'd like to lay you down ♪

♪ Wipe away your frown ♪

[♪♪♪]

Tommy Donegan is a decorated veteran

with over 10,000 flight hours.

And yet the very people

whose lives he and the airline saved

have brought this extraordinary
and unwarranted attack

against my client. Now...

How'd it go with Annie?

Oh, wow. Game over.

Can I keep these?

Who's the douche next to Karp?

JARED: Neal Bryant,
CEO of Trans-Sky Airlines.

Feel free to open a file
once in a while.

I'm not a hero, and neither
was my co-pilot, Barry Stone.

I simply did what I learned
in flight school,

-and let the plane do the rest.
-REPORTER: TMZ reports

that you were intimately
involved with a flight attendant

10 minutes before
the engine flamed out.

-You're referencing a blog?
-REPORTER: The logbook shows

that you left the cockpit
at 1:52 p.m.

We're allowed to leave.

REPORTER: And were seen
by an unnamed witness

going into a restroom
with a woman, Rachel Salazar.

Rachel's a friend of mine.
I would never--

Shut up.

Did Karp just tell
the client to shut up?

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

I said it was only gonna be
a few questions,

and this guy over here
blew it for all of you.

Death spiral. We gotta
do something.

Yeah, okay.

-What the hell was that?
-Diversion.

Aw, crap. There's a fight.

Not the face.

Fight!

[♪♪♪]

Reporting live from City Hall...

Yes, they're here at the pool house.

Hey. I'll handle it.

Well, your little stunt today

is up to 100,000 hits on YouTube.

Some of the partners
are questioning my sanity

on bringing you guys on board.

Actively questioning his sanity.

FYI, Damien.

Repeating the end
of someone else's sentence

doesn't make it a thought.

[IN JAPANESE]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[IN ENGLISH] It's not that funny.

Dude speaks Japanese.
That's awesome.

We wanna apologize
for the 100,000 hits on YouTube.

Yeah, well, we're sorry.
We were hoping for a million.

Excuse me?

Check the news. It's all
about two lawyers

kicking the crap out
of each other.

Nothing about the fact
that your Captain America

is a mile-high frequent flier.

And a pathological degenerate.

It's not our place to judge.

One man gathers what
another spills.

Ooh, I like that. Confucius?
Mencius?

-Grateful Dead.
-KARP: I'm sorry to interrupt

with something relevant,
but witness or not,

Donegan's character
is now front and center.

So if the paparazzi
don't nail him,

someone with a cell phone will.

Damien's right.

Hmm, I am worried
about tainting the jury pool.

I mean, we have based
our entire case

on Donegan's character.

-He cannot be left alone.
-You know...

I've got a crazy idea.

I doubt it could top
hiring these two.

-Donegan stays at your place.
-And it does.

Trial starts Tuesday.
It's only about a week.

We bring the party to him

and he won't get
the itch to go out.

Right. Well, everyone,
clear out.

My sensei is waiting.

Good. How you feel?

-Good.
-Good.

Seriously, why are they here?
Is this a joke?

Do they have pictures of you
with a Burmese she-male?

Not that I know of.

You'll just have to trust me
on this one, Damien.

-Love you too.
-Thank you.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ So don't forget it ♪

♪ It's just a silly phase
I'm going through ♪

-♪ And just because... ♪
-[DEBBIE CLEARS THROAT]

♪ I call you up ♪

So, you might wanna go
to the conference room.

Your partner's about
to get punched again.

♪ I don't think
You've got it made ♪

Thanks.

Any chance you could
mix in a song

that doesn't make me wanna
blow my brains out?

What are you doing?

I'm working.

-On what, your backhand?
-No, I--

What's wrong with
my backhand? Ooh!

It's the biggest screen
in the building.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Forty-15.

Oh, good shot. Your serve.

I have reserved this
conference room.

No problem. We're all
professionals here.

-Karaoke machine?
-Right here.

Across the lobby,
third door on the left.

-Can I talk to you?
-You got it.

A karaoke machine?

You wouldn't care if
this was the cave.

It's not. It's a law firm
that's paying us--

To bring in karaoke machines.
To mess with the zombie culture.

And occasionally practice law.

Exactly. Occasionally.

You know, I could've gone
to work at a big firm,

-but I chose to stay because--
-You got caught

boning the senior partner's
daughter in his office.

A contributing factor,
but not the sole reason.

I wanted to help you out.

Can we meet them halfway?

Sure. Here's halfway.

This half stays the same.
This half sells out.

[♪♪♪]

-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-What...

-can I do for you?
-Trouble in paradise?

No, no, that's nothing.
We have three of those a week.

My old boyfriend was
a lawyer too.

We fought a lot.

How'd you work things out?

I've found makeup sex works.

Well, I'll run it by Peter.

We did it once, and it
got awkward, but...

You know, we're babysitting
the pilot tonight.

I don't know if you wanna
swing by and check up on us.

Thanks, but I've got plans.
Maybe another time.

DONEGAN: This thing's amazing.

It's almost like the real thing,

except I'm awake
and I got my pants on.

[CHUCKLES] That's disgusting.

-Seriously?
-No, I'm just kidding.

I've never been a member
of the mile-high club

-while I was piloting the plane.
-[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'm a member since 2002.

Had sex in an airplane bathroom
35,000 feet over Denver.

Doesn't count when
you do it alone.

-Oh. Never mind.
-[LAUGHS]

Hey.

What's wrong?

I went to go see Evan.

He said that he never loved me

and that he was just
paying for the sex.

What a dick.

He said that I was
his sex addiction.

You sure there were no texts
or e-mails saying he loves you?

Even if you erased them,
we can image the hardrive.

No, we met post-Tiger,
so he was really adamant

about no e-mails
or sexting, nothing.

So it's her word against his.

Maybe we can get her
clients to testify

that they never
actually had sex with Annie.

Yeah, it'll help establish

a pattern for her business
practice.

-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-I got it.

That's not gonna be enough
to get her off.

-Don't.
-I wasn't.

We have to put the boyfriend
on the stand.

Can't do that without anything
to impeach Evan's testimony.

We're just gonna look like
we're trying to humiliate him.

We're doing it.

He likes to be humiliated.
We'll do it for free.

Hey. You came.

-How's Touchdown Tommy doing?
-So far, so good.

We're about to start
the Big Lebowski drinking game

and read some Goodnight Moon.

I thought you had plans.

I did, but my friend and I
got into a fight.

Oh, well, sounds like someone's
getting some makeup sex tonight.

Yes, somebody is.

♪ Stop for a minute, yo ♪

♪ Lil' mama No freak for reals ♪

♪ We about to mix
Let's seal the deal, go ♪

♪ Won't take it ♪

This is where the magic
happens, mostly.

♪ 'Cause this is something
You ain't had before ♪

♪ You're crazy
About the way I shake it ♪

♪ I'm crazy ♪

♪ Your jaw's about
To hit the floor ♪

Oh, impressive. To your friend.

[IMITATING YODA] Try not. Do or do not.
There is no try.

That's Empire when Luke
visits Yoda in Dagobah,

and I'm hopeful that someday,
you may share my last name.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Yep.

♪ And if you hurt this ♪

♪ Then I'm gonna make you
Work for it ♪

♪ Come on, baby
Show me what you wanna do ♪

♪ I know you feel me
Look what happened ♪

♪ I'm gonna make you
Work for it ♪

It's been over between Janie
and me for about a year now.

You know how it is.
For one of us, it isn't.

Yeah, I've been there. My wife.

We were only married
eight months.

If I'd been a better husband,
she wouldn't have left me,

and I wouldn't have developed
a rep as a womanizer.

People wouldn't be
making up lies about me.

Who would make up this lie?

We build up our heroes
just to tear them down.

First that boy in the balloon, now me.

Yeah.

Don't you worry, Tommy.
We're gonna clear your name.

You know, for lawyers,
you guys are almost human.

♪ Babe, where you think you
Runnin' with this game? ♪

♪ Tellin' me
You feelin' the same ♪

♪ Well, I ain't no hater, babe ♪

♪ Do what you do, babe
Do what you do ♪

♪ Babe, where you think
You runnin'? ♪

Pindy, how many showers
is that tonight?

Just three.

Good for you.
But get the hell out of here,

or we're gonna have
sex in your bed.

Don't come back unless
there's a fire.

Like, a huge fire.

Backdraft, Pindar!

-[LAUGHS]
-Hey.

So I found something
in the evidence code

could support our argument
in Annie's case.

Fantastic. Let me see it.

Yeah, which reminds me,

we're gonna need to get
a new girl to sign the waivers.

Shepardize these citations.
Make sure the law's good.

Got it.

Thanks.

BRYANT [ON TV]: Thank you. I will
certainly take you up on that drink.

KARP: My sound advice to you.

BRYANT: These Donegan allegations,
along with the layoffs

are killing us.

Our stock is down 8 percent
this quarter.

I'm looking at a lynch mob
at the shareholders' meeting.

Actually, these allegations
could save you.

BRYANT: What are you
talking about?

If Donegan's actions
were so outrageous

they were outside
the scope of his employment

as a pilot for Trans-Sky
Airlines,

they can't be held liable,

which gets Trans-Sky
dismissed from the case.

Puts the whole thing on Donegan.

KARP: Only one problem.
There's no witness

who saw Donegan ducked
into the bathroom

with the flight attendant.

There's always a witness.

You just have to know
their price.

♪ Babe, where you think you
Runnin' with this game? ♪

Jared!

-What?
-I was on-- They--

The pilot in trouble.

[STAMMERS]

Fire! Towering Inferno.

♪ Well, I ain't no hater, babe ♪

♪ Do what you gotta do
Do what you do ♪

[♪♪♪]

Excuse me.

Look how much bigger
this is than my--

You have law books.
You must be so smart.

Do you want something?

I want you to pull the plug

on your "Throw Donegan
under the bus" plan.

Can you guys give us the room
for a second?

-Thank you.
-Take five, guys.

Me and the president
are gonna rap.

Seems that someone
forgot to shut off

the video conferencing
to Pindar last night.

-We heard everything.
-Huh.

Now, from what I understand,
you were exploiting

the emotional state
of a senior partner.

You're Hanna's boyfriend.

Hanna's trying to rekindle
something

that went on before
we worked at the same firm.

See, unlike you, I recognize

that workplace relationships
are inappropriate.

They're even actionable.

Obviously, Hanna's acting out.

Well, there definitely was
some role-playing.

Pindar saw everything.

-Is that right?
-He's willing to testify.

Really? Well, that's
interesting,

because I heard that Pindar
doesn't get out much.

And you can't testify
as to what Pindar heard

because that would be hearsay.

Yeah, that would be hearsay.

We'll be making the motion
to dismiss the airline today.

You don't have a witness.

Oh, no, actually, we do.

Barry Stone, Donegan's co-pilot.

He saw him leave the flight deck
right before the crash.

-How much are you paying him?
-Please.

You count on Pindar being there.

I look forward to it.

Oh, and by the way,
if you say anything to Donegan

about communications
between me and my client,

I'll have you and Bash disbarred.

[SCOFFS]

Like that ever scares us.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, where's Infeld?

-Out of pocket for the day.
-Damn it.

Oh, you.

Did you come over last night
to get back at Karp,

or to feed him intel?

I like you.

I wouldn't have come
over if I didn't.

Sorry you felt used.

Hey, you can use me
for sex anytime.

But if you used me
to screw over Tommy Donegan,

you and I got bigger problems.

Aren't you supposed
to just shadow?

I don't shadow. I cast shadows.

And Tommy Donegan
is a part of that airline.

I was going-- Ah.

You cannot continue
to lead a 2D existence

and work at this firm.

I need 3D Pindar in court today!

Or those dicks will
take Donegan down.

They teach a class on me

at the psychiatric institute
in Zurich, Jared.

Zurich.

I have a phobia. Phobias.
Phobias? Phobium?

I got a cure.Repeated blows
to the side of your head

with your Darth Maul statue
if you are not

in court today by 1.
You hear me? Do you--? Pindy!

[♪♪♪]

So it was strictly business
between you and Annie Benton?

I mean, you'd pay her
and she'd humiliate you?

Objection.

Uh, perhaps the district attorney

isn't familiar with
sadomasochism.

After all, her repressed
years in Gamma Pi.

I'm not proud of my behavior.

PETER: We're all pretty bizarre.

Some of us are just better
at hiding it, that's all.

[SCOFFS]

Did I say something funny?

No, no, actually,
you said something stolen.

Emilio Estevez,
The Breakfast Club.

That was his line.

It's my favorite movie.

Yours too, right?

Along with Wedding Crashers,
Gremlins and Yentl.

-Yeah. I guess.
-So you would discuss cinema

in between lashes of her barbed
whip? And I'm not judging.

-No.
-Yeah.

Sounds more like pillow talk
between two people in love.

Don't you think?

You know what? I don't know.

Well, of course you don't know.
I mean, no one really knows.

But these photos
don't prove an absence of love.

But what is love?

Giving someone a foot
rub every night,

even though you think
feet look weird

and you'd just as soon not be
reminded people have them?

That sounds like love.

Or writing an entire
rock opera with--

Maybe the music borrowed
from Rent,

but the lyrics were all yours.

That would probably qualify
as proof of love.

Or having an airplane
trail a banner--

STURGESS: All right, Mr. Bash.

Is there a question coming
any time soon?

Absent tangible proof,
Your Honor.

How would you prove
you loved your husband?

I didn't mean a question for me.

I know what I'd do.

I'd look into their eyes.

That's where the truth is.

Mr. Porter, I want you to look
my client in the eyes,

and I want you to answer:

Are you now, or have
you ever been,

in love with Annie Benton?

[♪♪♪]

No. No, I've never loved her.

No further questions,
Your Honor.

STURGESS: Thank you, Mr. Bash.

We will take a short break
and reconvene at 2:00.

[♪♪♪]

CARMEN: Come on, Pindar.
You can do this.

Good boy. Let's do this.
Let's go to court.

Ew! Uh-oh. Oh, God.

[VOMITS]

[GROANING]

Mr. Stone's testimony
concerning Mr. Donegan

leaving the flight deck
with Miss Salazar,

combined with Mr. Donegan's
shoddy employment record

replete with instances
of reckless behavior,

leaves the court with no choice

but to dismiss Trans-Sky
Airlines from the case.

I don't think that could
have gone any better.

Barry, what the hell?

Tommy, we tried to stop it.

You know, you guys pretend

that you're not like
the other guys,

but you're just like them.

[♪♪♪]

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

Bryant must have backed up
the truck to pay off Stone.

Small price to save
your company.

Is this who we are now?
Just big-footing the little guy?

We can't let them
do this to Tommy.

Oh, you're right.
We have to plant our flag now.

Let them know this is
not how we do it.

Yeah. I say we saddle up.

We ride to the Trans-Sky
shareholders' meeting.

We take the fight to them.
Love it. Let's ride.

-PETER: Gotta get back to court.
-What?

It's on you, but I'll get there
as soon as I can.

Don't just stand there.
Like the wind.

Like the wind. All right.

♪ I need a solution ♪

Okay.

Okay, no, I got it. Got it.

Okay, so Jared's on his way

to the Trans-Sky shareholders'
meeting at the airport.

Look, Pindar, you can
still do this.

I tried. You saw what happened.

Oh, God. Don't remind me.

Look, I experienced that
with all five senses.

Pindar, Jared and Peter
took a chance with us.

Do you think there's
a lot of law firms

that would hire an ex-con

and an agoraphobe
who is terrified of birds?

Have you ever really
looked at one?

They have weird faces.

They have eyes
on the side of their head.

How can they see
in front of them?

They're descended from
dinosaurs, Carmen.

They're like tiny velociraptors.

Pindar, we both owe them.
But today they needed you.

-Demons of the sky.
-You let them down.

[RADIO MOSCOW'S "LUCKYDUTCH"
PLAYING]

[SNEEZES]

♪ I can't see ♪

♪ If I could
You know I would ♪

♪ I'm so high up on a cloud ♪

♪ That I finally got my chance
To start looking down ♪

♪ Right down ♪

Hi. Excuse me.

Stanton. I need to
speak with you.

Yes, yes, thank you.
I got your messages.

Let's go. Aman can't have a poppy-seed
colonic

without the whole world calling.

Hey. What are you
two doing here?

Celebrating Trans-Sky's victory.
Same as you.

I wonder if you told Stanton
how you won the case.

-I want him out of here.
-All right, look.

What's going on here?

Nothing much. Suborning perjury.

Sacrificing an innocent client
to benefit a more important one.

What does a guy have
to do around here

to get one of those little
pizza thingies?

-Just ask, buddy.
-Hey, thanks.

How'd it go?

Rocked the closing. Jury's out.

Stanton, these two clowns

are hurting the firm
and they're ruining your name.

Your nephew cut Donegan
loose without consulting you.

And your fat-cat client
over there

paid off a witness
to testify against Donegan.

I'm paying you guys $850
an hour for this?

If you have proof
of any of this,

why didn't you present
it in court?

Well, it wasn't-- It wasn't us.

Actually us who heard
or saw the incident in question.

But it was Pindar,
and, well, he's--

PINDAR: Hello. My name
is Pindar Singh.

[CROWD MURMURING]

Thank you for your attention.

I bear disturbing news
about Trans-Sky management.

It is with a great
deal of regret

that I must avouch to you
that your leaders--

Pindar!

We want Tommy Donegan
hired back,

we want Trans-Sky to
release a statement

confirming he's an
American hero.

Now, you hired us
because we reminded you of you

and your partner when
you first started.

JARED: See, the question is,

what would you have done
when you were us?

You do whatever you have to do.

I want to hear what
Pindar has to say.

You got it.

-Wilfully and--
-No!

Deal.

Just tell that freak
to step away from the podium.

You know, you better hire
yourself another lawyer.

We are getting out
of the scumbag business.

And I'll talk to you later.

Awesome.

Ta-ta.

I'm gonna find the bar.

-Look, um...
-[GASPS]

I'm not sure why you
decided to work here

instead of go work
for your father's firm.

Not even sure that you're
sure, but...

I'm just glad you're here.

Oh, Peter, um...

I'm glad I don't
have a daughter.

-I'd better check on Pindar.
-Yeah.

[♪♪♪]

The fact that you won't
sleep with Hanna

because it violates
some Victorian ethical code

makes me respect you a little.

But mostly, I'm just glad
because I still got a shot.

You got no shot.

I got a shot.

-Pindy.
-Hey, Peter.

I took the bus. I took the bus.

Hey, buddy. We are
so proud of you.

It smelt like yoghurt.

-You won the case for us.
-And sex.

Think you can let
go of the podium?

-I do not.
-[PHONE BEEPS]

The verdict's in
on Annie's case.

Go, go, go. I got
this. I got this.

Hey, tell Janie I say hi.

JUROR: In the above
entitled action

on the sole count
of prostitution,

we find the defendant
not guilty.

Oh! Wow. Thank you.

-I'm so happy for you.
-Appreciate it.

Peter, can we talk?

-Five minutes?
-Yeah.

Okay.

Bash.

-I'm sorry.
-For what?

The can of whup-ass
I unleashed on you today.

Oh, that makes you, what,
one for 10 against me now?

One for 14, actually.

I may not win many more now that
you're with the big boys.

Congrats on the gig by the way.

Never thought I'd see the day.

Well, thanks.

-You wanted to talk?
-I do.

Oh, see, I love those two words
coming out of your mouth.

Well, you're gonna
hear them again.

Peter...

I'm engaged.

I wanted you to hear
it coming from me.

I appreciate you telling me.

I mean, really? Engaged?

-Wow. That's great.
-Yeah.

-You're okay?
-Hell, yeah.

-Good.
-Yeah. I'm fine.

Great. Right. Yeah. Good.

Wait.

I still got a shot.

[10CC'S "I'M NOT IN
LOVE" PLAYING]

[SINGING ALONG TO RADIO]
♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ So don't forget it ♪

♪ It's just a silly phase
I'm going through ♪

♪ And just because ♪

♪ Ooh, you wait a long time ♪

Peter Bash.

Alan, can I get a Number
4 for Peter?

All right.

How about winning not one,
but two cases today, huh?

Hey, that's a good year for us.

You okay?

You get a date
with Scarlett Johansson.

Don't joke about Scarlett. Ever.

One night with her,
but there's a catch.

Doesn't matter. Nothing could keep me
from Scar Jo. Nothing. Go.

Mike Tyson has to punch you
in the face one time.

-Hard?
-Right cross, full force.

Is it 1980s Tyson
or crying-on- Oprah Tyson?

'80s Tyson.

Chance to sleep with the most
beautiful woman in the world.

And a chance to live in a coma
the rest of your life.

Can I have the sex first
and then the punch?

Heh. Sorry.

♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪

♪ Such a vivid picture ♪

♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪

♪ If I must say so myself ♪

♪ Oh, my, what a day
Comin' at me anyway ♪

♪ Everything I try to say
Just comes out backwards ♪

♪ Overthinkin'
Underreachin' ♪

♪ Someone tells a joke
I'm blinkin' ♪

♪ Nothing's all
That's sinkin' in ♪