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Are you sure you're doing it right?
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Shush. Shush.
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Is it hurting?
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Oh, I can take it.
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Hold still.
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Just like that.
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Oh.
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Oh, that is sexy.
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I've nailed it.
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An erotic knotting course.
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That's bold even for you, Ginger.
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You know I like to try new things.
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And did he suggest
the course or did you?
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-Mm.
-Stupid question.
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Don't give me attitude, dude.
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You and I are both single
at the same time for once,
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and I'm being a great
role model for you.
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I mean, are you sure you
should even be on the app
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doing all this stuff already?
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It's only been, what, a month?
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D**kface was f**king women
two days after we split.
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Why shouldn't I?
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You know, I think I broke up with him
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way, way before he broke up with me.
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In my head, I was just in denial.
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You don't want to, I don't know,
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spend just a little bit of time
thinking about your options?
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Oh, um, no.
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I understand why you're
not rushing into anything.
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-Ah. Mature choice.
-Oh, thank you.
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But...
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I just want to get
out there and do it.
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-Mm-hm.
-Huh.
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-Open up.
-Mmm.
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OK.
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-What about you?
-Mm.
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How's all this, um... dating
app doom and gloom going, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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It is really dire.
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I have been six months single.
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Not one decent hit.
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Maybe I should just quit
while I'm ahead, huh?
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Mm-hm.
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-OK.
-OK.
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My toast.
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Bring it in.
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Here's to you.
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Breaking the drought with someone
who can see just how golden
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and awesome and legendary you are...
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until they find out you're insane.
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No.
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Nine...
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Oh, f**k it.
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Oh, she's hot.
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Oh, it says she's vegan.
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She's driving two hours to get here.
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Do you reckon I should warn her?
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What?
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You haven't had sex for five
years due to lesbian bed death?
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F**k, no.
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Technically, not five years.
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You really think that I should
do this?
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Just only do it if you're ready.
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Oh, I'm ready.
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I'm ready to f**k. I'm down for it.
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I mean, I am...
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down to f**k!
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Whoo!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, s**t.
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Hey.
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-Hey, come on in.
-Hi, how are you?
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-Good.
-I... Sorry, I'll get the door.
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It's a... It's like a Japanese
erotic knotting technique.
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-OK.
-Mm-hm.
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God, I've never heard of shibari.
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Wow.
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Does that make me deeply uncool?
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-Yeah, it does. Yeah.
-OK, cool.
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My best mate, um...
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She's into all of this
experimental stuff.
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Shibari. Moving to the mountains.
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I followed her up here,
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and now I just live
vicariously through her, think.
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-More?
-Mm. Please.
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Fill it up.
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My ex managed to fit our
kid into her schedule,
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so I can let loose.
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Well, that's good.
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Mm-hm. Yeah.
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Well, cheers to finding
someone on the apps
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who isn't weird or disappointing.
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Yeah, I mean, I, um...
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To be honest, I mean, f**k, I
wasn't even going to say anything,
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but I think I'm a little bit drunk.
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You're actually the...
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the first person
that I've met on the app.
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What?
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I've just come out of a
20-year relationship, and...
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Wow.
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20 years. That's big.
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Yeah. So, look,
just to be very clear,
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I'm looking for something
really light and casual.
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Yeah, same.
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Very light and casual.
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OK. Um...
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I made dessert.
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-You did not.
-Wackadoo. Yeah.
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It's carrot cake.
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I've absolutely no idea
if it's any good, but...
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That is so aggressively nice of you.
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Oh, you know...
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I like cooking.
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Mm.
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-Thank you.
-Mm.
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And it's vegan?
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Ah, it's carrot cake.
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Yeah, but with eggs?
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Oh, s**t.
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F**k.
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Oh, man. I...
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-I'm so...
-No, no, no.
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-Honestly, it happens.
-No. I'm... Uh...
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I'm not used to the
vegan thing, and I... I...
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You know, I swapped out the
butter and the oil, but I...
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The eggs. She didn't
think of the eggs. Good.
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F**k.
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Oh. I have to tell you something
before we go any further.
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OK.
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Sex with me can get a bit hectic.
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OK.
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It's just like...
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It's very... very wet.
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-I'm a...
-Oh, you're a squirter.
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Yeah. I'm really...
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I'm very down with that, so...
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Yeah, but... but... but
it is, like, water sports.
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That's really OK.
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You're insanely sexy.
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This doesn't happen
with everyone, you know.
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Oh, that's so hot.
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Hey. Good morning.
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Hey. Um... Dress?
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Yeah.
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I've got an appointment in the city.
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-OK.
-It's a long drive.
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Last night was great.
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I'll message you.
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F**k.
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How many litres are we talking?
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I don't know. It was a lot.
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I mean, I don't know if it was
a full litre, but it was a lot.
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Where's it come from?
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She must get dehydrated.
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Yeah, probably.
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Did it feel good?
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Yeah, it did... did feel good.
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Felt pretty good to be
on top of someone again.
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I wonder if
they do squirting courses.
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I'd like to know how it feels.
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Ow. Well,
you come to the right place.
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You know, it doesn't happen
with everyone, apparently.
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Oh... Don't move.
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You'll ruin it.
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-It's Lili.
-What does she say?
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Can you tell me what it says?
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She's sent a whole lot of
squirt emojis.
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You jealous?
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"I can drive up on Friday night."
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I don't know
if I want to see her again.
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Why not?
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I mean, she's nice.
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She's clearly into you.
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What's the problem?
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-Mama says yes.
-No.
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Hello!
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Hey.
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I wasn't expecting you till 8.
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I'm early.
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Whoops! Oh, my God.
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How does it feel to squirt like that?
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Ah, it's incredible.
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It's like...
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It's very mind, body.
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Like I...
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I need to super turned on
and safe for it to happen.
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Oh, f**k, you feel good.
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I feel so connected to you.
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So Lili thought all those
photos on the fridge were my ex,
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which was, you know,
an interesting thing.
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This cheese is a mouth f**k.
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Hey, she wants to come
up again this weekend.
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Yeah. I told her that she could,
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but I don't think I'll
see her again after that.
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-Huh.
-That's a bums.
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Was kind of hoping
you'd keep seeing her.
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Why?
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So that part of your life is sorted.
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It doesn't have to be love.
201
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It can just be physical, right?
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Yeah, but I don't think
it's sex I'm needing.
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I mean, you know, I can
get off on my own anytime.
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I think that...
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I need other things.
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Alright, so if you're
not going to carry on...
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then don't make her drive
all the way up here, dude.
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Call her. Save her the trip.
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00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,839
Well, you know,
she's organised a kid...
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and she's gunning for it, so...
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It sounds like you're using her.
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Well, I'll tell her before we
have sex, so there's no confusion.
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00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,960
Yeah, sure you will.
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I've been looking
forward to this all week.
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Can we please have a chat...
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first?
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Oh, OK. Um...
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Yeah, actually, there is something
that I've been meaning to tell you.
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Oh, OK. Yeah.
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Do you remember that, um... that
appointment I had in the city?
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No, it was with a,
um... a plastic surgeon.
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-No, not my face.
-Right.
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No, no, we're good. Um...
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Have you heard of the BRCA gene?
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Uh, yeah, that's the cancer thing?
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Um, sort of.
227
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It's a genetic thing
that makes you more likely
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to develop certain cancers,
like breast and ovarian.
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And the risk sort of
climbs after a certain age.
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And the only way to
prevent it is surgery...
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which I've decided to do.
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A double mastectomy next week.
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-S**t.
-Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah. It's obviously not
sunshine and rainbows,
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so I don't really
tell people unless...
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Well, if this is going to be a
thing, you sort of need to know.
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I totally understand
if it's too weird or...
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No, God, no, it's not weird at all.
240
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It's just a lot. For you, it's a lot.
241
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Yeah. Look, I mean, I
wasn't going to tell you.
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No, no, please.
243
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Of course you should have told me.
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Yeah, I guess I just...
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I wanted you to know that...
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having something to look forward
to this week has been everything.
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OK.
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I'm glad.
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Hi, it's Lili. Can't get
to the phone right now.
250
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But leave a message after the beep.
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Hey, Lili.
I just heard you driving off.
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Sorry, I slept through.
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Listen, I can't stop thinking
about what you're going through,
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and I just think that you're...
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going to need a hell of a lot
of support right now, and I'm...
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just not sure that I
can be the one to give it.
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Like I said at the start, I just...
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I don't think I can do
anything serious right now.
259
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I think you're really f**king great.
260
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I just think it's probably best
if we leave things where they are.
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Um... Good luck with
the surgery. I mean that.
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And I hope it all
goes really smoothly.
263
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,720
Sorry. What the f**k was that?
264
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,360
Did you just dump
me on a voice message?
265
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,280
-What are you, 14 years old?
-No, no.
266
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,240
Hey, I didn't dump
you. We're not together.
267
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,440
-We're f**king.
-Oh, OK, cool.
268
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,680
You could have told me to my face.
269
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,120
What? I... You were...
270
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,440
Like, I was asleep and you left,
and I didn't want to ghost you.
271
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,640
Oh, OK. Thanks.
272
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,240
That's a piece of s**t thing to do.
273
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,920
OK. I gave you an out.
274
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,920
If this freaked you
out so much, then why...
275
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,760
No, no, that doesn't
freak me out at all.
276
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,000
Well, OK, then, what the f**k?
277
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,320
I said it to you in that message.
278
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400
I can't support you.
279
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,880
I didn't ask for your support.
280
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,120
Cara, I have my friends
and family to support me.
281
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,160
OK, well, then why would you...
why would you bring this to me
282
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,960
when we'd agreed to keep
things casual?
283
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,280
Oh, is that what this feels like?
284
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,760
Yeah.
285
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,120
Yeah. Until all that. Yes, it did.
286
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,640
-That is such bulls**t.
-No, we both agreed.
287
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,200
No, no. You clearly have
no idea how to be honest.
288
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,040
I'm sorry.
289
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,959
F**k you.
290
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,639
F**k off.
291
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,440
It's just I was so clear from
up front.
292
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,680
Nothing serious.
That was the contract.
293
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,280
Show me where she signed.
294
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,480
Oh, and by the way, leaving...
295
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,920
What was it? A voice note?
296
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,160
-That was a d**k move.
-I'm not a d**k.
297
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,400
No, you are a d**k.
298
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,400
You don't have a d**k.
299
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,999
Oh, great gag, Ginge. Yeah.
300
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,400
Are you angry with me?
301
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,280
No. No.
302
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,000
No, I'm not angry with you.
303
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,719
I'm in love with you, you dumb c**t.
304
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,719
OK. Are you trying to
gaslight me now? Is that...
305
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,600
Before you broke up with him,
you told me that you had feelings.
306
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,560
Oh. Oh, whoa. OK.
307
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,000
Just because you have feelings,
308
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,600
it doesn't mean you
have to act on them or...
309
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,320
turn it into a whole relationship.
310
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,520
OK, but...
311
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,239
I mean...
312
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,960
Ginge, I mean, the
things that you've said
313
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,839
and the things that...
that you've done...
314
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,240
We've done weddings,
we've done funerals.
315
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,799
We've... We've holidayed together.
We've...
316
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,040
...cooked with kids.
317
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,400
We've even f**ked, for Christ's sake.
318
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,600
I mean, that is a whole
relationship, Ginger.
319
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,360
When did we f**k?
320
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,000
Oh, come on. Don't.
321
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,640
No. Was it the night that,
what, I... I got drunk and I...
322
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,200
and I threw up in D**kface's
car so I came to yours?
323
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,720
Yeah. Yeah. That night. Yep.
324
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,400
Yeah.
325
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,440
But I also sprained my ankle
climbing onto the garage roof,
326
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,800
and then I... I went home,
still drunk,
327
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,120
and f**ked D**kface in the morning.
328
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,400
Why...
329
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,920
Why do you have to focus
on the one part of the story
330
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,599
that involves f**king you?
331
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,280
-Can you please get this off?
-OK. Stop, stop, stop.
332
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,640
-I don't want it...
-Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Don't. Stop.
333
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,919
Shh. Hey. Hey.
334
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,039
Just...
335
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,360
You're right.
336
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,400
You're right about us
having everything else.
337
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360
OK?
338
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,119
I love you so much, honey.
339
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,400
So, so much.
340
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,919
Our friendship is incredibly special.
341
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,159
But now you're, what, saying...
342
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,800
it doesn't mean anything
unless we make it sexual?
343
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,040
No. I mean...
344
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,120
I'm saying that the reason
that it's special is because
345
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,759
I am giving you the whole of me.
346
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,720
And I don't...
347
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,040
How do I even start to
give that to somebody else
348
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,240
while I feel like this about you?
349
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,319
I don't know how to do that.
350
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,240
Hey.
351
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,839
Hey, how are you feeling?
352
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,960
Like a science experiment.
353
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,720
A hot science experiment.
354
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,680
Yeah, I...
355
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,119
I just really wanted you
to know that you were right.
356
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,760
I wasn't being honest.
357
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,080
So it was because of all of this?
358
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,760
No. God, no.
359
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,480
No, not at all.
360
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,960
Then it's the squirting.
361
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,040
Um, it wasn't the squirting.
362
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,600
It wasn't the squirting.
It was, um...
363
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,439
No. That made me feel like a total
rockstar, actually. So thank you.
364
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,560
The best friends?
365
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,679
Yeah. I, um...
366
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,439
I've been pretty distracted for...
367
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,200
uh, quite a while, actually.
368
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,160
And I was using you, and I'm sorry.
369
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,959
OK.
370
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,840
OK.
371
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,320
Well, um...
372
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,160
if it makes you feel...
373
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,680
any less s**tty...
374
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,440
me too.
375
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,320
After I made the decision to...
376
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,439
My ex...
377
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,880
stopped touching me.
378
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,200
I just wanted to have sex
again while I still had them.
379
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,200
So.
380
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,999
I was using you too.
381
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,320
That makes me feel so less s**tty.
382
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,759
Oh. So... So...
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