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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Are you sure you're doing it right? 2 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,799 Shush. Shush. 3 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,200 Is it hurting? 4 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,879 Oh, I can take it. 5 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,000 Hold still. 6 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,199 Just like that. 7 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,120 Oh. 8 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,720 Oh, that is sexy. 9 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,359 I've nailed it. 10 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,880 An erotic knotting course. 11 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,920 That's bold even for you, Ginger. 12 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,359 You know I like to try new things. 13 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,320 And did he suggest the course or did you? 14 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,200 -Mm. -Stupid question. 15 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,840 Don't give me attitude, dude. 16 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,360 You and I are both single at the same time for once, 17 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,760 and I'm being a great role model for you. 18 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,960 I mean, are you sure you should even be on the app 19 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,400 doing all this stuff already? 20 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,360 It's only been, what, a month? 21 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,440 D**kface was f**king women two days after we split. 22 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,760 Why shouldn't I? 23 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,440 You know, I think I broke up with him 24 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,360 way, way before he broke up with me. 25 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,760 In my head, I was just in denial. 26 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,640 You don't want to, I don't know, 27 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,080 spend just a little bit of time thinking about your options? 28 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,479 Oh, um, no. 29 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,040 I understand why you're not rushing into anything. 30 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,480 -Ah. Mature choice. -Oh, thank you. 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,640 But... 32 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,080 I just want to get out there and do it. 33 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,360 -Mm-hm. -Huh. 34 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,600 -Open up. -Mmm. 35 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:09,920 OK. 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,880 -What about you? -Mm. 37 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,680 How's all this, um... dating app doom and gloom going, huh? 38 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,040 Oh, my God. 39 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,400 It is really dire. 40 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,160 I have been six months single. 41 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,480 Not one decent hit. 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,040 Maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead, huh? 43 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,120 Mm-hm. 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,840 -OK. -OK. 45 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:34,920 My toast. 46 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,599 Bring it in. 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,040 Here's to you. 48 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,080 Breaking the drought with someone who can see just how golden 49 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:52,360 and awesome and legendary you are... 50 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,720 until they find out you're insane. 51 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:03,959 No. 52 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,680 Nine... 53 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,599 Oh, f**k it. 54 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:38,960 Oh, she's hot. 55 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,320 Oh, it says she's vegan. 56 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,600 She's driving two hours to get here. 57 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,959 Do you reckon I should warn her? 58 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,280 What? 59 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,160 You haven't had sex for five years due to lesbian bed death? 60 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,560 F**k, no. 61 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,920 Technically, not five years. 62 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,639 You really think that I should do this? 63 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,760 Just only do it if you're ready. 64 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, I'm ready. 65 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,560 I'm ready to f**k. I'm down for it. 66 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,720 I mean, I am... 67 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,440 down to f**k! 68 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,519 Whoo! 69 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,799 Oh, my God. 70 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,400 Oh, s**t. 71 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,199 Hey. 72 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,040 -Hey, come on in. -Hi, how are you? 73 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,760 -Good. -I... Sorry, I'll get the door. 74 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:48,760 It's a... It's like a Japanese erotic knotting technique. 75 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,560 -OK. -Mm-hm. 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,920 God, I've never heard of shibari. 77 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,800 Wow. 78 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,840 Does that make me deeply uncool? 79 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,400 -Yeah, it does. Yeah. -OK, cool. 80 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,960 My best mate, um... 81 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,960 She's into all of this experimental stuff. 82 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,160 Shibari. Moving to the mountains. 83 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,600 I followed her up here, 84 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,759 and now I just live vicariously through her, think. 85 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,800 -More? -Mm. Please. 86 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,199 Fill it up. 87 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,000 My ex managed to fit our kid into her schedule, 88 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,000 so I can let loose. 89 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,160 Well, that's good. 90 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,680 Mm-hm. Yeah. 91 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,600 Well, cheers to finding someone on the apps 92 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,319 who isn't weird or disappointing. 93 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,880 Yeah, I mean, I, um... 94 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,200 To be honest, I mean, f**k, I wasn't even going to say anything, 95 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,720 but I think I'm a little bit drunk. 96 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,319 You're actually the... 97 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,160 the first person that I've met on the app. 98 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,960 What? 99 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,840 -Really? -Yeah. 100 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,600 I've just come out of a 20-year relationship, and... 101 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,640 Wow. 102 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,400 20 years. That's big. 103 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,040 Yeah. So, look, just to be very clear, 104 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,080 I'm looking for something really light and casual. 105 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,240 Yeah, same. 106 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,399 Very light and casual. 107 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,920 OK. Um... 108 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,560 I made dessert. 109 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,719 -You did not. -Wackadoo. Yeah. 110 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,280 It's carrot cake. 111 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,240 I've absolutely no idea if it's any good, but... 112 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,920 That is so aggressively nice of you. 113 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,240 Oh, you know... 114 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,359 I like cooking. 115 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:40,920 Mm. 116 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,880 -Thank you. -Mm. 117 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,000 And it's vegan? 118 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,120 Ah, it's carrot cake. 119 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,320 Yeah, but with eggs? 120 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,800 Oh, s**t. 121 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,920 F**k. 122 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,680 Oh, man. I... 123 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,440 -I'm so... -No, no, no. 124 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,160 -Honestly, it happens. -No. I'm... Uh... 125 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,760 I'm not used to the vegan thing, and I... I... 126 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,280 You know, I swapped out the butter and the oil, but I... 127 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,040 The eggs. She didn't think of the eggs. Good. 128 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,479 F**k. 129 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,200 Oh. I have to tell you something before we go any further. 130 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,000 OK. 131 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,480 Sex with me can get a bit hectic. 132 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,840 OK. 133 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,280 It's just like... 134 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,920 It's very... very wet. 135 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,200 -I'm a... -Oh, you're a squirter. 136 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,400 Yeah. I'm really... 137 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,120 I'm very down with that, so... 138 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:01,320 Yeah, but... but... but it is, like, water sports. 139 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,519 That's really OK. 140 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,720 You're insanely sexy. 141 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,960 This doesn't happen with everyone, you know. 142 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,159 Oh, that's so hot. 143 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,520 Hey. Good morning. 144 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,600 Hey. Um... Dress? 145 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,520 Yeah. 146 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,480 I've got an appointment in the city. 147 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,279 -OK. -It's a long drive. 148 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,960 Last night was great. 149 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,399 I'll message you. 150 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,039 F**k. 151 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,120 How many litres are we talking? 152 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,680 I don't know. It was a lot. 153 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,079 I mean, I don't know if it was a full litre, but it was a lot. 154 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,400 Where's it come from? 155 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,360 She must get dehydrated. 156 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,759 Yeah, probably. 157 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,520 Did it feel good? 158 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,240 Yeah, it did... did feel good. 159 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,160 Felt pretty good to be on top of someone again. 160 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,800 I wonder if they do squirting courses. 161 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,240 I'd like to know how it feels. 162 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,800 Ow. Well, you come to the right place. 163 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,239 You know, it doesn't happen with everyone, apparently. 164 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,200 Oh... Don't move. 165 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,159 You'll ruin it. 166 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,360 -It's Lili. -What does she say? 167 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,480 Can you tell me what it says? 168 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,360 She's sent a whole lot of squirt emojis. 169 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,480 You jealous? 170 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,759 "I can drive up on Friday night." 171 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,280 I don't know if I want to see her again. 172 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,600 Why not? 173 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,679 I mean, she's nice. 174 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,360 She's clearly into you. 175 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,879 What's the problem? 176 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,159 -Mama says yes. -No. 177 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,400 Hello! 178 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,120 Hey. 179 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,080 I wasn't expecting you till 8. 180 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,879 I'm early. 181 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,279 Whoops! Oh, my God. 182 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,080 How does it feel to squirt like that? 183 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,119 Ah, it's incredible. 184 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,480 It's like... 185 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,000 It's very mind, body. 186 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,400 Like I... 187 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:56,039 I need to super turned on and safe for it to happen. 188 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,319 Oh, f**k, you feel good. 189 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,639 I feel so connected to you. 190 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,280 So Lili thought all those photos on the fridge were my ex, 191 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,560 which was, you know, an interesting thing. 192 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,120 This cheese is a mouth f**k. 193 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,799 Hey, she wants to come up again this weekend. 194 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,720 Yeah. I told her that she could, 195 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,240 but I don't think I'll see her again after that. 196 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,199 -Huh. -That's a bums. 197 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,760 Was kind of hoping you'd keep seeing her. 198 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,560 Why? 199 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,120 So that part of your life is sorted. 200 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,040 It doesn't have to be love. 201 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,880 It can just be physical, right? 202 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,240 Yeah, but I don't think it's sex I'm needing. 203 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,919 I mean, you know, I can get off on my own anytime. 204 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,440 I think that... 205 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,080 I need other things. 206 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,080 Alright, so if you're not going to carry on... 207 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,720 then don't make her drive all the way up here, dude. 208 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,160 Call her. Save her the trip. 209 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,839 Well, you know, she's organised a kid... 210 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,600 and she's gunning for it, so... 211 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,279 It sounds like you're using her. 212 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,280 Well, I'll tell her before we have sex, so there's no confusion. 213 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,960 Yeah, sure you will. 214 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,760 I've been looking forward to this all week. 215 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,279 Can we please have a chat... 216 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600 first? 217 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,000 Oh, OK. Um... 218 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,160 Yeah, actually, there is something that I've been meaning to tell you. 219 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,080 Oh, OK. Yeah. 220 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,000 Do you remember that, um... that appointment I had in the city? 221 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,360 No, it was with a, um... a plastic surgeon. 222 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,320 -No, not my face. -Right. 223 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,880 No, no, we're good. Um... 224 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,040 Have you heard of the BRCA gene? 225 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,120 Uh, yeah, that's the cancer thing? 226 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,280 Um, sort of. 227 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,800 It's a genetic thing that makes you more likely 228 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,360 to develop certain cancers, like breast and ovarian. 229 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:28,640 And the risk sort of climbs after a certain age. 230 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,920 And the only way to prevent it is surgery... 231 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,560 which I've decided to do. 232 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,000 A double mastectomy next week. 233 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,240 -S**t. -Yeah. 234 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,160 Wow. 235 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,840 Yeah. It's obviously not sunshine and rainbows, 236 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,280 so I don't really tell people unless... 237 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,719 Well, if this is going to be a thing, you sort of need to know. 238 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,040 I totally understand if it's too weird or... 239 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,040 No, God, no, it's not weird at all. 240 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,400 It's just a lot. For you, it's a lot. 241 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,440 Yeah. Look, I mean, I wasn't going to tell you. 242 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,680 No, no, please. 243 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,720 Of course you should have told me. 244 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,200 Yeah, I guess I just... 245 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,039 I wanted you to know that... 246 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,400 having something to look forward to this week has been everything. 247 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,080 OK. 248 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,119 I'm glad. 249 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,800 Hi, it's Lili. Can't get to the phone right now. 250 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,000 But leave a message after the beep. 251 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,440 Hey, Lili. I just heard you driving off. 252 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,560 Sorry, I slept through. 253 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,840 Listen, I can't stop thinking about what you're going through, 254 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,120 and I just think that you're... 255 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,040 going to need a hell of a lot of support right now, and I'm... 256 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,320 just not sure that I can be the one to give it. 257 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,480 Like I said at the start, I just... 258 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,560 I don't think I can do anything serious right now. 259 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,880 I think you're really f**king great. 260 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,840 I just think it's probably best if we leave things where they are. 261 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,680 Um... Good luck with the surgery. I mean that. 262 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,839 And I hope it all goes really smoothly. 263 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,720 Sorry. What the f**k was that? 264 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,360 Did you just dump me on a voice message? 265 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,280 -What are you, 14 years old? -No, no. 266 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,240 Hey, I didn't dump you. We're not together. 267 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,440 -We're f**king. -Oh, OK, cool. 268 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,680 You could have told me to my face. 269 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,120 What? I... You were... 270 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,440 Like, I was asleep and you left, and I didn't want to ghost you. 271 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,640 Oh, OK. Thanks. 272 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,240 That's a piece of s**t thing to do. 273 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,920 OK. I gave you an out. 274 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,920 If this freaked you out so much, then why... 275 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,760 No, no, that doesn't freak me out at all. 276 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,000 Well, OK, then, what the f**k? 277 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,320 I said it to you in that message. 278 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400 I can't support you. 279 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,880 I didn't ask for your support. 280 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,120 Cara, I have my friends and family to support me. 281 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,160 OK, well, then why would you... why would you bring this to me 282 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,960 when we'd agreed to keep things casual? 283 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,280 Oh, is that what this feels like? 284 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,760 Yeah. 285 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,120 Yeah. Until all that. Yes, it did. 286 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,640 -That is such bulls**t. -No, we both agreed. 287 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,200 No, no. You clearly have no idea how to be honest. 288 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,040 I'm sorry. 289 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,959 F**k you. 290 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,639 F**k off. 291 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,440 It's just I was so clear from up front. 292 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,680 Nothing serious. That was the contract. 293 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,280 Show me where she signed. 294 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,480 Oh, and by the way, leaving... 295 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,920 What was it? A voice note? 296 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,160 -That was a d**k move. -I'm not a d**k. 297 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,400 No, you are a d**k. 298 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,400 You don't have a d**k. 299 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,999 Oh, great gag, Ginge. Yeah. 300 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,400 Are you angry with me? 301 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,280 No. No. 302 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,000 No, I'm not angry with you. 303 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,719 I'm in love with you, you dumb c**t. 304 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,719 OK. Are you trying to gaslight me now? Is that... 305 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,600 Before you broke up with him, you told me that you had feelings. 306 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,560 Oh. Oh, whoa. OK. 307 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,000 Just because you have feelings, 308 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,600 it doesn't mean you have to act on them or... 309 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,320 turn it into a whole relationship. 310 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,520 OK, but... 311 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,239 I mean... 312 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,960 Ginge, I mean, the things that you've said 313 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,839 and the things that... that you've done... 314 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,240 We've done weddings, we've done funerals. 315 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,799 We've... We've holidayed together. We've... 316 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,040 ...cooked with kids. 317 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,400 We've even f**ked, for Christ's sake. 318 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,600 I mean, that is a whole relationship, Ginger. 319 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,360 When did we f**k? 320 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,000 Oh, come on. Don't. 321 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,640 No. Was it the night that, what, I... I got drunk and I... 322 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,200 and I threw up in D**kface's car so I came to yours? 323 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,720 Yeah. Yeah. That night. Yep. 324 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,400 Yeah. 325 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,440 But I also sprained my ankle climbing onto the garage roof, 326 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,800 and then I... I went home, still drunk, 327 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,120 and f**ked D**kface in the morning. 328 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,400 Why... 329 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,920 Why do you have to focus on the one part of the story 330 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,599 that involves f**king you? 331 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,280 -Can you please get this off? -OK. Stop, stop, stop. 332 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,640 -I don't want it... -Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Don't. Stop. 333 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,919 Shh. Hey. Hey. 334 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,039 Just... 335 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,360 You're right. 336 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,400 You're right about us having everything else. 337 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360 OK? 338 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,119 I love you so much, honey. 339 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,400 So, so much. 340 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,919 Our friendship is incredibly special. 341 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,159 But now you're, what, saying... 342 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,800 it doesn't mean anything unless we make it sexual? 343 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,040 No. I mean... 344 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,120 I'm saying that the reason that it's special is because 345 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,759 I am giving you the whole of me. 346 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,720 And I don't... 347 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,040 How do I even start to give that to somebody else 348 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,240 while I feel like this about you? 349 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,319 I don't know how to do that. 350 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,240 Hey. 351 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,839 Hey, how are you feeling? 352 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,960 Like a science experiment. 353 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,720 A hot science experiment. 354 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,680 Yeah, I... 355 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,119 I just really wanted you to know that you were right. 356 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,760 I wasn't being honest. 357 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,080 So it was because of all of this? 358 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,760 No. God, no. 359 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,480 No, not at all. 360 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,960 Then it's the squirting. 361 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,040 Um, it wasn't the squirting. 362 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,600 It wasn't the squirting. It was, um... 363 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,439 No. That made me feel like a total rockstar, actually. So thank you. 364 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,560 The best friends? 365 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,679 Yeah. I, um... 366 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,439 I've been pretty distracted for... 367 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,200 uh, quite a while, actually. 368 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,160 And I was using you, and I'm sorry. 369 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,959 OK. 370 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,840 OK. 371 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,320 Well, um... 372 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,160 if it makes you feel... 373 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,680 any less s**tty... 374 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,440 me too. 375 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,320 After I made the decision to... 376 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,439 My ex... 377 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,880 stopped touching me. 378 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,200 I just wanted to have sex again while I still had them. 379 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,200 So. 380 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,999 I was using you too. 381 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,320 That makes me feel so less s**tty. 382 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,759 Oh. So... So... 26265

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