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Hey, how was your job?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, whoa, what happened?

Oh, the job was great. My quad just seized up there at the end.

Ouch. Okay. Hold on.

Oh.

How was that?

Yeah. Can you feel that?

It's like seizing up. Yeah, I can feel it pulsating right there. Oh, that feels

good. Yeah.

Ooh, yeah, that's nice.

I like that.

All right.

How about I give you a little massage?

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah.

And maybe film a little extra?

Well, I like how both of those things sound.

Really? Yeah. I can't tell.

Take your time. Okay.

I'll go upstairs and get ready.

I'm going to wear my sleep mask to keep the light out. Good call.

All right, relax.

I'll be up there shortly.

Hey, Dad.

I wanted to ask you something.

How, uh... Can I, um... Can I borrow some money?

Wow.

Just, uh, no... Hey, Dad.

How was your extremely busy day?

Just cut to the chase, huh?

Champ?

I'm sorry. Relax, I'm just... Kidding with you, man.

How much do you need?

$20? Fuck off.

I'm sorry.

I meant to say, wow, that's a lot of money. What's this for?

A new bike.

Hmm.

So, what happened to the perfectly new...

bike we gave you when you turned 18 last summer.

The chain fell off, remember? So it doesn't really work anymore.

Really? Because I think buying a new chain is way cheaper than buying a whole

new bike.

So, what's it for, buddy?

Come on, Dad. I'm not hiding anything. Don't you trust me?

You know, we have always taught you to be honest and tell the truth, right?

And I know I'm your stepdad, and I just want to reiterate, you will never

get a penny out of my wallet if you're telling me a lie.

So what is it?

Come on, Dad. Do I have to tell you? Like, you can't just... Yeah, you gotta

tell me.

Because you got to earn that kind of trust.

Yeah, you're right.

It's so embarrassing.

Hit me with it. I've been through a lot.

All right. Well, you know I'm about to go to college soon.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'm just... Yeah, what's that have to do with the... Well, I'm the virgin,

Dad, all right?

Who's going to want to work with a loser like me? And no one's going to want to

hang out with me, so...

Need to hire an escort.

Wow, okay. That took a turn.

Okay, so, hmm, I see.

All right.

So, being your stepdad, I am going to put forth...

and escort is maybe the best idea, you know,

to punch in your V -card.

Look, a man's first time should be

special. It's usually not, but it should be. And it should be with someone

who cares about you and also who has your best

interests. Whoa.

I understand that, Dad, but what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't know

anybody like that anywhere around here, and none of the girls at my school have

the slightest bit of interest in me. And besides, I want my first time to be

with someone who is mature and experienced, and I don't want to be the

fuck up.

You do? Yeah.

Okay, you ready?

Yeah.

Your stepmom.

What? It's a great idea, right?

Great idea, but even if she wasn't my stepmom, that's your wife.

Yeah, she is my wife, but also, I don't care. It doesn't matter. It's

not a big deal.

It's not a big deal?

Look.

Your stepmom always has you

in her heart. She always wants the best for you and the best intentions, right?

So I think this is the best decision.

Okay, well, would mom even do that with me?

Your biological mom, bless her soul.

isn't with us anymore, okay?

And what have you learned from me after all four marriages by now? I'm a great

planner. I do. I get that. It seems like a long shot.

You're right. It is.

But I got a good feeling about this.

All right? So look.

So what are we even supposed to do?

Mind lab!

I am going to tell you. Listen up.

Are you ready for the best massage of your life?

Yes, please.

I'm going to start on your swollen.

Yeah, I feel that kink coming out.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, get the cow.

Thank you.

Oh. I know you like that.

You're very good at it.

How about

your big, beautiful breasts?

Okay. Would you like to have those, Miss Owen?

Ever so gently.

Feels good?

Yeah.

Can I maybe get a happy ending?

Would you like your puppy eaten first?

Sure.

Carl? You're getting my mouth a little dry.

There it

comes.

Would you like it to go faster or slower?

pussy's all wet I'm ready for dick

Yeah, yeah

What the fuck is going on? Oh, hey, hon.

All right, all right, all right. Hold on. I know this does not look like a

idea, right?

But, but, but, here we go. Thomas came to me today.

And he asked me for help.

He's going to college.

And he's still a virgin.

Come on, guys.

Are you serious?

I mean, aren't you like over 18? I was telling him, yeah, I turned 18 last

remember? And the girls don't talk to me. Well, yeah, maybe you... I don't

who else I have help for.

Maybe if you didn't play video games constantly.

Oh, yeah.

And then you played... Sorry, Mom. I mean... He was going to go to an escort.

I know.

For $200.

You are...

Well, I mean... No tip, right? That's what I... The ads seem legit, so I...

always do. Okay. They're trying to trick you. So I explain that you care about

him more than anyone, more than all the other four marriages, right?

Yeah. And so who bet to show him the right way?

Just think about it for a second.

And that's court.

Yeah,

imagine what the neighbors would think if they found out. Well, you know, but

your stepmom cares about you.

She loves you.

And who else is going to treat you better than her?

Right?

Right?

Do you always just make such a good point?

I make good points, but look, I understand this might have not been the

plan.

Not a shining moment.

I get it. But look.

I mean, it was a little unorthodox. A little, right? Yeah.

I've got to work on that. And I will.

But look at him.

He scared out of his mind.

Sorry, Mom.

And we know how hard college can be, right? Yeah. And we go to college. And

also, we've done a lot of crazy stuff in college too, right? I can't believe we

didn't get arrested.

Well. Don't talk about it.

You can't. You said college was fun.

It is fun.

It was fun. It was a little reckless. Yeah.

And we did some things that.

Anyway.

I thought, who better to teach him then?

Because he's going to learn something from it. And when he goes off to

man, he's going to be ready.

Smart kid.

Yeah. Right?

Good grade.

Socially awkward.

We've got to work on that. And this is where...

I gotta admit, you have some skills.

You can.

Yeah, yeah, you know.

I got it.

You know what?

What the hell?

Let's send him off.

Ready.

Okay, how about just a thought?

I join in.

Yeah, he's thinking.

He's always thinking. I would learn a lot more.

You would learn a lot more. If I joined in and I took on the weight

of showing you and doing this. The leadership role.

Natural leader.

Wow. And I'm a supportive individual.

And together, we can really help you.

And you're going to be sent off to college with so much knowledge, not just

books, physical, learning.

All right.

Wow. Okay. If you're okay with that, Mom, then... I am more than okay with

And I am okay with it, which is most important. Yeah.

Yeah. He is good.

Yeah. Die, I'm good.

I know you guys are. You really are the best parents ever. We care about you. We

are. I, you know, four strikes and the fifth one.

Wow. Yeah.

Let's do this.

Let's. Okay.

Let's do this. As a family.

Yeah.

We've always wanted to do more bonding activities.

Mm -hmm. This is it. This is it.

Fuck you, miniature dolls. Yeah.

We're falling in love. Yeah, we're gonna fuck.

Wow, guys.

Okay.

Let me get you both ready. What do you say? I say that's a great plan.

You okay? Oh, you're so kind.

Yeah? Yeah. Is your knee all right? You sore? Yeah.

For mobility.

Oh.

We're doing this together.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

This is actually happening.

It is happening.

You should stare at me.

I'm kidding.

Oh yeah.

You got it.

How's it going?

It's all good.

Good job, Thomas.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

Mmm.

Dude, that's tricky.

Whoa.

Whoa. God, Mom, is that what you used to do in college?

You think she started this in college?

Wow. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

I know.

You know what? We're going to do this for that month.

Oh, yuck.

Oh, wow.

Fuck. That's so funny.

Oh my

god.

I think we should keep going.

Really?

Oh, there we go.

This is advanced stuff here, son.

Thomas. You're doing some real freaky stuff over there, dad. Yeah. Well, yeah.

That's a little whack, huh? A little whack? Yeah. A little whack right there?

A little discipline?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

God damn it.

How's he doing?

Oh, hell.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You're doing really good. How about I give it a shot?

You want to take me from behind?

This is another option.

Okay.

Always offer.

Never just

It's okay to suggest something.

Oh, yeah, please be.

You have to really communicate.

Communication is very important.

Could you put your mouth on it? Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

That feels so fucking good. Yes.

Wow.

Just so you know,

he's eating my house right now. Oh, okay. Which is another wonderful option.

All right.

I've thought about doing that. Always ask and always, you know, make sure.

Oh, fuck. That is delicious.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Oh, Carl.

Oh, it's amazing.

Wow.

You want to get back?

Sure. Right? There you go.

Really nice.

Pay attention and let them know everything's going to be good and fun.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah, yeah.

There you go.

You want to finish too early.

You'll get a refund.

Would you play with my apple a little bit?

You want to play with your apple? Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They fucking go crazy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's amazing.

Yeah? Yeah.

Tell me, did you notice that I asked your father to do that? He didn't

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there's so much matter. It's important to be polite.

Yeah, that's incredible.

Engaging, making sure I'm comfortable.

Yeah. Finger down deep first.

You never want to just go to a boy.

If you do meet a girl who does that, well, you know, she

comes to you.

Look at that.

Do you like that? Yeah.

I love it.

Wow.

Is that great?

A little spank?

Yeah, please.

That is another thing that you have to get consent for, Thomas.

You know what's nice about your asthma?

Yes. Yeah.

Nice. With authority.

Yeah.

Grab her here.

Need a little love handle to pull her up and down.

There it is.

I think you know where I'm going with this. I will get there.

It's not overwhelming.

Oh, that

is beautiful.

Oh, yes.

That's a good rhythm.

You want to speed it up a little bit?

You want to go a little faster?

There you go.

Yeah, it's all in the hips.

Yeah, it is.

Ah, it's all in the hips.

Oh,

that's

good, yeah.

Honey.

that Thomas is ready for backdoor action?

Really? What's that?

Well, I think I could present it first and so we know.

Right?

We're sending you off to college in style.

Alright.

Rule number one. You need a good lubrication. Okay.

We'll start this way.

Thank you. Of course, ma 'am.

Did you see that?

That's right. I learned from the best.

Yes, you have.

Okay. So, never slam it in without getting

clapped. Okay? You watch.

I'm watching.

Nice massage.

I added moves.

Now, I am going to gentleman -like.

Put it in.

Nice and slow. What?

Ready? Not everyone does this, so pay attention.

Oh. And do you see? I'm like, slow it down. Yeah. Stop.

Okay. That was in a little too far.

Yeah. Now he's gently and slowly going in and out. I've heard her consent.

Okay. And now I'm paying attention.

Mmm.

Ooh. Yeah.

Ooh.

There we go.

You see that? Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh. I'm going to try it myself.

Yes.

Mmm. Yes.

Mmm.

You know that little technique I said?

The thumb? Yeah.

This guy works wonders.

Just whatever he likes. And if he doesn't want it, he'll tell you.

Ain't that right, honey? Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Ooh.

Yeah. Put you on your side a little bit. Yeah. There you go. Like that.

Yeah.

Yeah. Turn around.

Like that.

Ooh. Yeah.

There you go.

Yes. Yes.

Are you paying attention?

Yeah, I'm paying attention.

Oh,

wow.

Being your mommy, healthy and everything, she is good. Not all ladies

say this, but you can ask.

May I go back to your vagina?

Thank you for asking, and yes, you can.

See, that's an arrangement.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes, you can.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, that is so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Hunter,

would you like to try?

Yeah, can I?

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay.

Thank you for asking.

This is another way to do it. Okay.

Can I put it in?

Yes. Very slowly.

I can flow.

There we go.

I'm so proud.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

I would like. Need a grip? Yeah.

Like that.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh, sweetheart, you're really doing it.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Wow, this is so good.

It does, right?

Oh, my God.

I've always said that's a magic hole.

Yes. Yeah, it is. I said that.

There you go.

Oh, it really is a magic hole.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Thomas, keep it up with this.

Look at you go.

Good job.

Yes.

All that stimulation is going on. Yeah. She's touching her vagina.

I'm looking at it.

It's amazing.

It really is a wonderful sensation.

That gets you in a phone call.

It does, right? Yeah.

That's so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How hard her nipples are.

Yeah.

I'm very much around.

You want to choke me a little bit?

Yeah. See, another thing you've always asked, never just a thing.

Yeah, would you like to go into my vagina?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, holy God.

I would say your mom has a hand of God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I got a crazy idea.

What is it?

Do you want both of my vaginas?

You mean, is that possible?

It's possible.

Okay. So, Thomas, what your father's trying to say is, one

of you goes into my vagina.

Okay. And the other one goes into my ass.

At the same time. Oh.

It's called double penetration.

You can take that, Mom?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Hello.

Yeah.

The first time we did that was at that carnival with those weird carnies. Yeah.

Those creepy carnies. Yeah. Creepy carnies. Yeah.

That's a story for another time. All right. Anyway, how about I get on top?

You want to get on top of me? I'll get on top of you, and you go. So I'm going

to be the anchor.

Okay. I'm the guy on the bottom. I'm holding it down.

Okay, okay. Okay, and you're going to be on top, and your mom's going to be in

the middle. Okay.

Let's do it. Are you in on with that? All right.

Okay.

Hello?

Thank you. No problem.

So if you can see, I'm...

Plank it here. And then your mom's going to move her knees up to my... Wow. On

their own.

So, does this work for you?

Yeah.

Yeah, you speak up.

Okay. Yeah, this is cool for me. Okay.

I'm going to try to go in right here. Okay. Okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh, shit. There we go.

That is that is powerful

Let's go back to how we were doing.

Come to the end.

What do you think, Thomas?

It's amazing.

Is it a little crazy? Yeah.

I kind of want to try the anchor now.

You want to try the anchor? Yeah.

Yeah, you get on the bottom. Let's do that.

Oh, there you go.

The other way?

No, the way that we were. We were? Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

That's called pillow talk, huh?

Carl, be the real guy.

Tell her, tell her. Wow.

Wow. Yes, I love that. Yeah? Yeah.

Fuck,

that's so good.

Get that back in, buddy. There you go.

So close.

You're almost there.

You'll need to know how to guide this.

Yeah, there it is.

Wow.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Wow.

Oh, honey. Oh,

yeah,

just struggle like that.

Yes, that's so good.

So good. Yeah, I like that.

Oh, my God, Mom.

You keep doing that. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to cum.

Yeah?

That's a good sign.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that.

I've really learned so much from you guys. I know.

Excellent student.

Yeah. Wow.

It feels so good. Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh wow.

That was cold.

Perfect.

Oh, my God.

Wow, Mom, I love the way you drink my cock. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Look at you.

Oh my God, I'm going to come.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Wow.

So, what do you think, champ? Did you learn anything?

Well, jeez, I'm... I think I'm ready for college now.

Thanks, guys.

That was a lot.

You are ready for college.

You really are.

Yeah.

Who wants pizza?