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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. These women

are caught on hidden camera and are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on

video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

What the fuck are you doing?

Excuse me?

You're just some security guard. I don't know why you're manhandling me like

that. Sit down.

Sit down.

Wait until my husband hears about this. He's going to be really pissed.

With the attitude you've been giving me, I doubt you even have a husband.

And you think you know how to treat a woman?

Yeah, likely you've never even had a girlfriend before.

Um, you're not, you know, you're not a...

A young teenager that's running around being... My husband's going to come in

here and kick your ass. You're a grown -ass woman. You should know how to

conduct yourself.

You know, theft is a serious crime.

I didn't steal anything.

I don't know why you even brought me here in the first place.

Our cameras saw... Stealing? No.

Our cameras saw otherwise.

Yeah. Well, I don't know what you're talking about. You can only lie so much.

There's only so much you can say.

I need to get your ID.

No, I don't need to give that to you. Are you the police?

No, but the police are going to be involved with this if you don't

No ID?

Can you at least write your information down here?

Just at least put your name down here and your number, your information.

You understand that...

Honey to me. You realize that you're in serious trouble here.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay, first of all, this is not a misdemeanor type of thing. This is a

felony for you.

Do you have a criminal record?

No, I don't.

Have you been in jail? You've never been in jail?

I've never been in jail.

Do I look like I've been in jail before?

Yeah, I'm kind of guessing maybe you have.

Just get this over with.

Okay, well.

I have shit to do. Go ahead and stand up.

You're going to be sorry.

You might be the one that's going to be sorry. We're going to take a few

pictures here.

Okay, now just turn profile, please.

You now turn the profile the way around.

And give me your other profile.

Okay, so the way this works is I'm going to go and check

the footage that we've already, like, several people identified you as the

person that stole a bunch of stuff. Not just one thing.

Fucking liars.

Yeah? Well, I'm going to go check that videotape for us here in a moment and

what that's all about.

I really don't appreciate your attitude, though.

It's not going to help you. Yeah, I mean, well, when you treat an innocent

like this, there's going to be consequences.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you, there are going to be some consequences for sure.

I'll be right back.

You can't go anywhere, and even if you try, the door is locked.

And there are cameras everywhere.

And, yeah.

The door's locked and there are cameras everywhere, so just stay put.

Well, apparently you are the liar.

So I watched the camera footage.

You stole some pretty expensive lingerie.

And, yeah, I'm pretty disappointed in

you. You're a mom, I'm sure.

I came in wearing lingerie.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well. If you did come in wearing lingerie, you apparently left wearing

lingerie.

Stuff from the store here.

Why would you do that?

Want to surprise your husband?

Your husband?

What more do you have?

Are you going to hold me here?

Yeah.

First...

First, I'm going to have to check and find what you've stolen, so please stand

up.

Stand up.

Go ahead and take your shirt off.

What the fuck? No.

Yeah, I don't even have to do anything else here. I just, I need you to take

this off so that I can make sure that I see and get back. What if I don't?

Um, you'll go to jail.

You're not really going to call the police?

Yeah. Really going to call the police.

I didn't do anything.

You did. And the cameras follow, you know, we followed all the cameras and

looked at all the footage. And you didn't just steal that. There's a

chance you have other stuff.

Do you have, like, a female shit -ass guard to come in here to fucking...

Why would that make any difference? Why would that make any difference? Because

you're a dude, and... So? Yeah.

No. If we did have a female officer, she'd probably be worse.

Either way, you're going to have to take the shirt off.

Yeah.

What?

You can stand over there.

What the hell is this?

It's my fucking jewelry.

This isn't your jewelry.

This isn't your jewelry.

Can I use your arm?

Yeah.

What's all this?

These are the tags.

This is our lingerie. This is really expensive lingerie. Can you please take

your pants off now as well?

This is really embarrassing.

You're going to pay for this.

I don't think that's the way that this is going to work.

I think we're going to be the one that's going to have to pay for this. I

mean... Well,

that's a matching set.

Yeah? I came in wearing a matching set. I told you.

Yeah, that's not the matching set you came in wearing. That's our lingerie.

What the fuck is this?

Don't touch me.

What's this?

I don't know. Are you taking our whole collection?

This is even more expensive than the lingerie.

What kind of mom does that?

And another thing, you were saying that you came in here wearing lingerie.

We watched the video, and it looked like you came in here commando.

Your tits were all, like, bouncing up and down.

You sound like a pervert.

How would I describe it otherwise? Your breasts were bouncing up and down?

You're a thief. You're a criminal, and you're probably going to go to jail.

Is that what you want? No, I don't want to fucking go to jail.

I've got shit to do.

You may have to put all that shit on hold.

Because you're going to go to jail.

Unless... Unless maybe...

going to have to do a cavity search.

I didn't take anything else. This is it.

And you can have it back. I didn't fucking leave with anything.

This is as embarrassing as it is. I haven't really experienced anything like

this before where somebody came in the store and was caught

for stealing and then ended up stealing more stuff.

And we were already looking at one charge.

Now you're looking at multiple charges.

You understand it's a really big deal.

Yeah, I get that. And I think, like, even this wedding ring on your hands,

what's your husband going to think about all this?

Well, he's going to be really fucking pissed.

Yeah, he's going to be pissed at you.

You know?

There's got to be something else I can do.

I'm going to see if anybody has any other...

Any idea if there's some other kind of way out for you?

I will give everything back.

We already have everything back. That has nothing to do with it. You did this

with the intent to do this stuff. You went ahead and carried it out, and we

caught you doing it.

So there's pretty much no other way.

I'm going to give you a shot, okay? I'm going to give you a chance.

Why don't you sit down for a moment?

You have nowhere else to go.

So just have a seat. I'll be back in just a couple of minutes.

Think about what you've done.

You know what? Fuck this.

Excuse me.

Where did you think you were going to try to even go?

And it looks like you really don't have too many options.

I'm definitely going to have to do that cat research.

Look, we don't know what else you have on you.

I've already discovered it. I told you.

I didn't take anything else. This is it.

You're violating my privacy. I don't... Well...

You violated a number of things. It's not legal.

It's not even legal.

So is, you know, stealing's not legal either.

Go ahead and, uh... Yeah, go ahead and take it off. I'm giving you the off. I

mean, you take it off.

Can you please return it back to us? It's ours, isn't it?

Are you still going to call the police?

Um, yeah.

Depending on, well...

We might be able to work something out. Why don't you take this off first?

I know

it's

fat ass, but I can't hide anything in there.

the fuck?

Uh, well, maybe there's something we can do to figure out a way.

You're creeping me out.

Well, you probably shouldn't be going into

stores and stealing things off the shelf. For fuck's sake, I won't do it

Put me on a fucking list, I won't walk through the door again.

Stop touching me.

You're so sexy.

How can I stop?

So sexy. This is ridiculous. I want to see your manager.

Your supervisor, whatever the fuck.

Okay, so I know this is probably not what you want to hear, but I am the

supervisor.

Yeah, it's your lucky day, right?

You won't be the supervisor after this.

Um... That's what you think.

You're on camera.

You're on camera. Yes, I'm on camera with you, but you're on camera. We're

watching.

And we control... What do you expect will fucking happen if somebody looks at

these tapes and sees you groping me like this?

That's never gonna happen.

How... inside our circle.

But we do this our way so that we prevent crimes like this from happening

future.

Doesn't it make sense?

Yeah.

Fucked up methods you've got.

Yeah, well, we're one of the best private security

agencies out here.

Maybe we can work something out.

What is it that I need to do?

I think I'll...

Take it step by step with me.

It only takes a while.

No.

My hands are clean. I just washed them.

I promise.

I'm not hiding anything in my mouth. Oh, I don't think you are.

Fuck,

it's probably... I'm examining you.

What do you think of the situation?

Just get over with.

What's that?

Just get over with.

It's going to take a little time.

Your husband's really lucky.

I wonder what your daughter thinks of you.

Shut the fuck up. Don't talk about my fucking daughter. Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what? I'm not trying to offend you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What?

I'm just... You know what? Here.

I'm not going to do it.

You do it.

You do it.

Do what?

Just take my belt off.

Come on.

What?

Do I have to?

Yeah, you have to.

And if I do this, you'll let me walk out of here?

Of course.

And we have a lot of integrity here, so... Clearly.

Yeah. So I'm gonna, you know, I stick by my word.

Come on.

Come on.

You just want me to take your belt off.

You know what? I ain't listening to you.

You're not very clear with your request.

Come here.

Come here. Come here. Just come here.

Yeah? Yeah?

Come here.

Come on.

Stick your tongue out. How about you stick your tongue out?

That's innocent, right?

Stick your tongue out.

In your mouth.

In your mouth. Stick your tongue out.

You'll set me free if I do this?

Of course I will.

Delete all these fucking tapes?

I can't promise that, but yeah, I'll put in a good word.

But you won't call the police, and I'm not going to go to jail.

Yeah.

I mean, I mean, you know, yeah, I agree. Yeah, you won't go to jail. For sure

you won't go to jail.

Promise you won't go to jail.

Come here. And my husband can't find out either.

He's going to be really fucking pissed. That's up to you. I'm not going to say

anything.

Just keep it our secret. Come here.

How am I twisted?

People do this kind of stuff all the time. I mean, it is sex, right?

I mean, it seems like you probably give your husband some amazing blowjobs.

Wow.

This is going to be a lot better. Like, in, like, like, no time at all. You'll

be out of here. You'll be free.

This will be a memory for you.

It will be a really good memory for me, though.

Cool, let's... Oh,

just

like that.

Oh.

I've done it up, haven't I?

No, we're not quite done, but you know what?

Let's do something else.

You know what?

I'm all about variety, what?

Lay here.

Lay yourself.

Lay down.

Put your hands up.

Don't be shy.

Spread your legs.

Well, you know what?

I gotta shit.

What?

What the fuck? No, what are you doing with that?

Um, what am I doing with that?

Hi.

Hi there.

Does your husband get to fuck you doggy like this all the time?

Is dirty talk a requirement of me getting the fuck out of here? I'm

just asking you questions, you know?

You can choose to answer them or not.

It doesn't really help your case anyway.

Something like when my husband fucks me.

Yeah, I'm sure it's different. It's probably more romantic and stuff, right?

I mean, he is your husband.

Oh, my God.

you fucked like this?

Um, you know what? We don't talk about that here.

Every case is special.

And every case is private.

So you can rest assured that it's not going to go any further than that.

For your own little fucking personal cell phone collection.

Um, that's actually, you know, we provide that to the company.

Yeah. What did you think?

already um you know what if we're gonna do that we might as well make it make it

So were you going to wear that lingerie for your husband? Is that what you were

going to do?

That's my question.

That's none of your business.

Well, it's none of your business stealing stuff from other people either.

Right?

Am I right? Am I right or am I right?

Well, I can assure you I won't be shopping here.

Good,

housewife for sure. Fuck.

What if you would know?

Well, I don't, but I'm getting a little bit of a taste.

Come on.

um

Whoa. Why are you sitting back?

I like sitting back and letting somebody else do the work for us.

You don't understand.

This job is so... It's really demanding, actually.

Not that you want to hear about it, but... Am I your fucking therapist?

Um, well...

Right now, I kind of like my sex therapist.

You know what I mean?

It's so fucking creepy.

How creepy?

Am I creepy?

You're the one who's creepy.

Oh,

yeah, that's right.

You're really working for that I'm

working tonight get arrested.

You know what you're not gonna get arrested

You want to try something else?

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Good housewife, apparently, yeah.

Didn't you say something, like, when I was first grabbing you, you said

something about you had to pick your daughter up from school?

Yeah, let's get this over with.

Yeah, well, you're not going to be late, but you might get a little sore.

the way we started.

I

mean,

I did say I'm the supervisor, but there's a super, super supervisor.

about stealing i'm never coming into this store again that probably goes

saying um am i done are we done here yeah yeah yeah you can get cleaned up