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We'll get to that tomorrow.

I want it back in the pantry.

You said that earlier.

Before I broke my back.

I told you five minutes ago.

Yeah, sure you did, jackass.

You can't have your girlfriends getting

any marries if they can't do your homework.

I like to pound up the whole beers, you know?

It'll loosen me up before the recording.

Yeah, beer helps you play better.

Makes you sing better.

Funny.

What the fuck are you doing, man?

I like to season it tonight so the flavors soak in better.

Leave it till the morning.

Still, I want it to taste better.

Ah!

Shit, is it bad?

Not that bad.

Oh, fuck.

J.I.G.G.I.F.

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uh, Max, could you kick a test for me, please?

A little louder, please.

Not that loud.

I'm not the fucking drummer, all right?

Where is that fucking idiot?

Do you want to call him again?

No, I don't want to call him again.

This band is going nowhere, man.

Can we try it again, please?

Okay, that's enough, thank you.

Hey, Robbie,

how much more time do we have left?

About 45 minutes.

All right, if we cut out now, will you give us a small discount?

When you put time here, you pay for time here.

Your recorded product is incidental.

Yeah.

It's not cheaper when you've got to work with a jackass jackass.

Shut up, man.

Hey, Robbie, when can we book again?

Uh, next Thursday, after midnight.

I can give you the same rate.

Yeah, we're not gonna have the money by then, but I'll call you.

Ciao.

Where the fuck were you, you douchebag?

Max, don't start.

I'm 15 minutes late.

What's wrong with you, man? You, you retard?

Where were you last night?

It was with a man, wasn't it?

What, with a yeti?

-Shut up. -At least you're getting laid.

Yeah, by a fucking yeti.

What's up with your ass, man?

Why are you attacking me?

We had studio time.

Booked and paid for.

All right, Max, come on.

Let's get to work.

Oh, man, I am so sorry.

I totally forgot.

Oh, man, I am so sorry.

I totally forgot. I was fucking a yeti.

All right, both of you, come on, get to work.

You need to talk with your fucking girlfriend.

Max!

Seriously.

What's the fucking point?

Shut the fuck up.

Get on with it.

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Ah, shit!

Man ain't gonna switch these knobs the right way around, man.

And that smell in the locker room?

Smells like his ass.

Yeah, I stopped calling about that stuff.

The county board's more interested in football fields than sans asylum.

Gonna phase this place out?

I wish.

Morning, gentlemen.

Hey, JB.

Smells Indian.

Smell a lot of Indians, do you?

So what is it?

It's a shredded chicken and a cream curry sauce.

It's not too spicy, though?

No, it's pretty mild.

By the way, the meat people are delivering tomorrow morning.

You need to be here pretty early.

About what time?

7 a.m.

No, I'm playing with them tonight.

I told the office.

Sorry, George.

Fine, I'll be there.

What about you, Ricky?

Are you going to be there tonight?

You guys set to go?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm going to call them in.

Ricky, get the plates.

Come on, let's go, come on.

Let's go.

Take one careful step.

Now here comes sleepy

Give me more of that.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Where's Mr. Happy?

And you're welcome.

You're welcome.

Have a good day, man.

More, ma'am, more.

You're welcome.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

You're a bit of a richer fag, aren't you?

I see your ribs there again, I can go and make you lunch.

You got that?

End of the line.

Yeah, we're fine.

Okay guys, come on.

Hey, Pete.

You're welcome.

I'm gonna crush on you, man.

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Len?

Len, I need a towel.

Just a sec.

I'm stoned.

Not working hard enough.

Len?

I'm coming.

Shit.

God, man, it's cold.

You nervous?

Yeah.

I've changed the set around.

I'm with my finger.

I can pull it off.

I'll pull you off.

I'm sorry I can't come.

Hey, don't worry.

You've got a ton of papers to grade.

Yeah, but I never missed your show before.

What if I'm your good luck charm?

Let me have your autograph so I'm good luck now.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

No,

I've got to go. I don't have time for a quickie.

Come on.

I've got to go.

I might violate you later.

Better.

Good luck.

Kick-ass, not a gig.

New stuff's coming.

Well, that sucked.

Anyway, take that.

Get out of here.

I hadn't even gotten to the start yet.

Are you serious?

Oh, thanks, man.

See you tomorrow.

Okay.

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Forecast today showers, thunderstorms, strong

northwesterly winds, gusting up to about 50 miles an hour.

We're expecting a high of around 59 degrees, temperature dropping rapidly.

The worms are expected to continue well into

tomorrow, but by tonight, we should see a low around 38.

Rain's supposed to take them off tomorrow.

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Bye.

Get that cigarette out

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Hey, we got a leak.

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Yeah.

Good morning, Wendell.

Good morning, boss.

Oswald, Tim, Jennifer.

Any problems other than the impression Oswald was reading about?

Nine.

Nine problems?

No.

Tim's taking a class in German.

The meat guy just got here.

He's in the kitchen.

You know, you should cover your mouth when you do that.

I am tired, man.

I'll escort you over.

Put that book down and do your rounds.

I'm not paying you to read.

What?

It's took up the heads

These chickens

What?

Why'd they leave the heads on?

That's how they do it now.

Oh, man.

Come on, come on, come on.

Thank you for watching and don't forget to like and subscribe!

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Oh, God.

James!

Silence!

James!

Silence! I want you to sit there and be quiet.

You all, you, go to the end of the line.

Don't sit there, find your own seat.

Take one tray from the stack, one plastic fork and spoon.

It's been a storm.

I didn't barely see the road, man.

How long has it been raining?

Well, the storm's been no problem.

You know they leave the heads on the chickens now?

Yeah, I came across.

It's like some kind of animal head on one of the chopped meat bags.

I don't know what it is.

At least we know it's not a rickety meat jar.

George?

This head there?

Can we maybe use it to make soup stock?

You say that about every disgusting thing we find here, George.

Can we use the intestines for soup stock?

How about the brain?

Can we use it for soup stock?

Rotting meat.

Soup stock.

You know what?

I'm so glad I don't live with you two anymore.

You don't plan on bantering with me?

No, man.

You know what? You're probably right, man.

It probably is better for you to stay at home with your old baby.

You know what, Max?

All right, that's enough.

She's nice enough, considering the pay I bring her home and the friends I have.

He means you, retard.

No, it's you I'm talking about.

Quit attacking everybody all the time.

You can't stop.

That's enough.

Fuck!

Enough.

Stop.

Enough.

Stop.

Oh, man.

Hey, George!

Can you keep it down?

Come on!

We'll take this gentleman someplace else for lunch.

That's enough!

That's enough!

That's enough!

That's enough!

I shouldn't electrocute guys like that, man.

I'm tired of that fucking charcoal, you know?

Fucking mess.

You know, I hope that if I was on the other side

of the glass, you'd be a little bit nicer to me.

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I am George!

George!

George!

Everything cool?

Uh, yeah.

I'm just tired, man.

Didn't sleep very well.

Come on.

Okay.

Tonight it's chicken scarparella on a

pasta with eggplant saute, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I can do all that shit.

Now, you go take a nap.

No, man.

-Go, man. -Go take a nap.

Yeah.

Gotcha.

Get in the number and call me, OK?

Why don't I get in the number and call you?

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Peace.

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Keep moving.

I can't feel my feet.

You don't need to see anything.

Straight on.

Careful, you two.

Don't make me hit you.

Don't make me?

Make you, like you need a reason.

Move back.

Move back, I tell you.

George.

George!

What time is it, man?

The power went out.

What?

The lights died and they were heard an explosion outside.

We gotta back up the power supply.

No, it's not working.

Like the automated doors and every other fucking thing in this building.

Well, we're locked in.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

What time is it?

-Six. -Did J.B. -bring the people in?

Some of them are sitting out there in the fucking dark.

Ah, great.

Did anybody call the maintenance people?

The power company?

J.B.'s trying to figure out what happened.

He's in the other room.

What's he doing?

He's checking the wine.

What's he doing?

That's why I thought...

Well, why?

The filament's completely fried.

Kara sure had her fork glued.

Wiring's toast.

Oh, we're all out of jelly.

Shut up.

Do the bulbs out there look like this?

There's fluorescence out there in the wires.

I have to check things to be sure.

Be quiet!

What's Liquid Lunch is on next week for everyone!

All right, uh, the power company, don't they have like an emergency team?

I'll call them as soon as I can, but right now we gotta deal with the inmates.

Dobby, shut the fuck up!

Where, where are the other security guys, Matt?

Probably stuck on the other side of the building.

Wendell's taken two guys back to their rooms.

I need you and Max to help me get the others back to their rooms now.

No way!

The sooner we lock them into their rooms, the better.

Shit, they're stuffed with meds.

There is no risk.

Yeah, it's not my job to deal with this shit.

Call the cops. It's got nothing to do with your job.

It's about getting control of a dangerous situation.

One we're all trapped in.

I'll help.

Good.

I mean it.

George, they know you.

They see you through the window.

You're safe.

I'll take the troublemaker.

Go on, George.

All right, let's go.

Keep them in single file.

George, you walk at the front.

William, you walk at the back.

As you go, read out the names written on the open doors.

They'll walk into the rooms, and you lock them in as you walk past.

If you still have someone with you at the end of the hall,

tell him you're gonna bring him back to me for disciplining.

Here.

The brown one gets you out of the cafeteria.

This one will open the door to Hall B.

You'll be fine.

Fuck that.

What are the cooks doing?

These gentlemen are going to help me take you back to your rooms.

They're both fully authorized to discipline anyone who acts out of line.

You'll eat and receive your meds privately.

Who authorized them?

-You? -They can't do that like that.

They're supposed to do some kind of special training.

If he touches me, I'll scream.

Shut up and sit down.

I'll take you myself.

Everyone in Hall B, get in line by the door.

George and William will escort you to your rooms.

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Be quiet!

It walked by itself.

Is this your first time in the nut house?

Is it?

No.

This is the first time this has happened to me.

Yeah.

-Stop it! -Nick!

What's your name?

What's your name?

James Harper.

Okay, now.

Got him?

I got him.

God, come here, man.

Hey, can you stand?

When do you guys think the power is coming back on?

Do you think J.B. and Wendell have the situation under control?

I couldn't say.

Shouldn't we check, just in case?

Wait until the lights come back on.

Why is it that the White Guard is the only one with a tail?

It's only fair.

You and Wendell have a cloaking advantage in this situation.

Kiss my ass, cracker.

I don't want you to watch yourself right about now.

I'm ready for you, Erich Schwarz.

Come on, you can do it!

I'll have a kissed look.

-Morning. -How are you?

Arthur West.

James Harper, this is you.

Stephen Corden.

Hey, Snow's got out.

-Hey, man. -What's going on?

Get out of my way!

You like it, baby?

What the hell is this guy doing to me?

Hey!

Hey!

I want you in your room, okay?

Now!

No.

Got one of these guys on man, whatever

it is don't need him now

Am I bleeding?

I mean, it's just red.

How do you get out?

For now on, that bitch can use all the shit for all I care.

Let's get out of here

What's wrong, man?

Shit.

Where's JB?

I don't know.

Let's get our knives.

Hey, Connor.

Hey, chef.

You like my cooking?

Do it.

Hey, move.

I see those bastards opening up.

Yeah.

-Okay. -Bye.

I'm Patrick.

Yikes!

-Max? -Is that you?

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Get out!

Get out!

George, fuck!

You skipped a shit on me, man.

Took you so goddamn long, huh?

Oh man, you know, Ricky's gone crazy, man.

What?

He's gone crazy.

Fuck.

Hey, Ricky, I'm not leaving here, man.

Fuck that.

Huh?

Where's J.B.?

I don't know, man.

We have to call the cops.

Yeah, I haven't got a phone.

Hmm?

Come on.

The kitchen's locked, okay?

No inmate can get in here.

Nothing's gonna happen to us.

What do you know? You know this building?

No, you don't know a fucking thing.

Hey, look, Ricky, it's logical.

Okay, no inmate can get in here.

And it's logical?

What's happening here?

No security, nothing?

Come on, man.

It's gonna be okay.

All right.

Turn out when you're ready, okay?

Where's J.P.?

Yeah, I don't know, man.

Shit!

There's a bunch of guys out there!

Fuck.

Thank you.

Do you think they saw us?

Ricky?

Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.

-Shhh. -Shhh. -Jackie!

I can't see a fucking thing.

Shit.

Come on.

Relax.

Relax.

Relax.

They can't break that window, all right?

Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh

I got one!

We're all in this together, you know?

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Don't look at him.

Jax, don't look at him.

Come on, guys.

Hey, hey, look.

Is that their meds?

He has a grin in his eye.

What?

He made another inmate spit out this stuff.

You sure?

I don't know, for fuck's sake.

I couldn't see very well.

What are you whispering for?

This is fucking ridiculous.

We have a flashlight on.

They couldn't see us. Why don't you suggest we just go up around our door?

We can't stay here.

Let's go.

What are you doing, you chicken piece of...

There's no fucking power, man!

Switch out the flashlight, man, you stick out!

Come on!

Oh, shit!

What are we going to do about Ricky?

What do you want us to do?

Okay, all right.

Look.

Now, let's suppose nobody ever called the cops.

Okay, so...

So, where are the phones?

Uh, one's in, uh, J.B.'s office, I think.

There might be another in our ceiling room.

So we have to go to J.B.'s office?

Yeah, when he can get his keys.

You, uh, you guys wanna try to get in?

Have we got a choice?

Why?

Come on, it's nothing.

Come on.

Hey.

You help me, I'm collecting coupons.

Coupons?

Yeah, in case I get out of here.

I ain't got much savings left, so...

We'll come back, man.

Cool.

You guys got peppers, just bring them in.

Oh, yeah.

-Lock it. -Just quiet.

Wait.

Locks are on the outside.

-Shh. -Shh. -Shh. Shh.

You know, the patients, they're kept up the fucking sedatives.

You know, normally they're like zombies.

So zombies don't speak.

Yeah, exactly.

What do you mean by that?

Well, they didn't all get the same idea at the same time.

Maybe... Maybe somebody suggested they spit out the stuff.

Harry Green?

Yeah.

Yeah, I saw him.

Man, just drop it.

These guys are gonna enjoy their little rest.

I saw that son of a bitch make another inmate spit out his meds.

-What? -And you wanna go and get him?

We should get out of here.

Let's go before they finish with whatever the hell they're doing.

When are we going to get to eat?

Pretty soon.

Okay.

How much time?

Fifteen minutes.

Hey.

Hey, what's so funny?

It's his first time on this side.

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Oh

SHUT UP!

How the hell would they want his body?

I don't know.

Fuck, man.

We should try and get into his office anyway.

Come on.

Come on, man.

Bye.

Fuck.

What?

KJB's office is at the end of the hall, but this is usually locked.

So they have a keychain.

Okay, there's someone in the office.

It looks like one of the nurses.

Man, I don't recognize that man.

If you call the police Pull back They

killed JB, it's complete chaos out there.

Did you?

All right Did you call the cops?

about the power Being out you didn't call him to come and fix it.

Why because we're locked in an asylum with a criminally insane Don't yell at me

All right. Okay. All right, let me call.

I can't suck on you again!

Oh!

-Oh! -Oh!

Shut up, sir!

Fuck.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

It's okay.

He's down.

Yeah.

Come on.

Get the film

Hey Max, see if this guy's got the keys on him so we can lock the door.

Hello?

Uh, yeah, I'm calling from the Sands Asylum.

Uh, my name is, uh, George Marshall.

I...

Sands Asylum.

Yeah.

Yeah, listen, okay, uh, the, uh, the power

blacked out, and the, uh, the inmates are rioting.

Uh, they killed at least one security man, and the others, uh...

No, the locks are automated.

That's...

Yeah, we-we tried.

My, uh, my co-workers and me, yeah.

I don't...

I don't give a fuck, right?

There's a decapitated guy in the corridor.

For fuck's sake, they took his head off.

Please, fire rescue your janitor if you want.

Just send someone quickly.

You can't get here any faster?

Well, fine.

Well, how long till we get out of here?

Um, it's like an hour, at least.

Great.

Max, no, I'm fine.

George.

You really think Harry Green's behind all this?

I don't know.

Bullshit.

Harry Green is just one of them.

What, you think he's their leader?

Come on, there must be a reason for all this.

You think they need a reason?

We're in an asylum.

They're inmates.

That's your reason.

Hey, Max, I'm sorry I should have never offered you the job.

Sorry I ever took it, man.

If I get out of here, I'm going to stick to my guitar.

I'm going to stick to my music and never stop.

You're right.

And we should finish the album.

Oh, come on, man.

Let's cut the bullshit.

You know, you'll go back to Lynn.

You'll go back to your chick.

That's what you'll do. That's your thing.

You know, I'd rather busk in a subway than waste my life just...

Whatever.

Here we go.

Hey, it's me.

Yeah, work.

Is the power out with you?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's out here too.

No, no, no, don't worry.

We're safe.

I just wanted to call, you know, see if you were okay.

We're fine

Yeah

I love you.

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Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

-No! -No!

Stop!

What do you want?

What do you want?

Stop!

You want to get out of here?

Get off!

-No! -No!

No!

No!

No!

Yeah, I like that.

Okay!

Loki!

Is he alive?

I think he's...

No!

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

-Let me look. -Let me look, man.

Oh, shit.

-Shit. -Oh, no.

George.

George!

Get me a towel.

Yeah.

Turn him on his side, so he doesn't choke.

Let's go.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's go.

Oh, God.

Come on.

I got it.

Okay.

Oh

-Let's go. -Let's go. -Go, go.

Leave those off!

George!

What the hell are you doing?

I'm coming!

Help me, Jesus Christ!

Do it!

George!

George, what the hell are you doing?

George!

George!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

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Man, I'll see you all at the course, you hear me?

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Oh my...

Oh

Yeah.

Cops will be here any minute, man.

You're a dead asshole.

I know it's you.

We are green.

I know it's you.

-No! -No!

Oh, oh!

No!

No!

-No! No! -No!

Max.

-Max? -Max?

Wake up, man!

Max!

Max!

Max!

Max, wake up now!

Max!

Hey!

-Stop! -Max!

Max, wake up!

Max!

Wake up, man!

It's coming out of your head!

I'M DYING!

Pete, what are you doing, man?

Pete?

Pete, what are you doing?

-Oh, fuck. -Pete, come on, man.

No, no.

Pete, Pete, come on.

Hold still.

Pete, come on.

-No, no. -No!

Pete, Pete, look at me.

Why are you doing this?

Don't do this, man.

Why?

What is he going to do to me?

It's green, right?

Max and Ricky are dead.

Come on.

And so is, so is JP.

And they were always nice to you.

Huh?

And so was I.

I know.

Help me.

Please, just help me.

I know it's green.

Why can't you do this?

Just help me.

Okay.

Now.

Here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Here, I want you to find Harry Green.

If you do that, you're gonna find Harry clean for me.

Thanks.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Uh... Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

No!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

-Ah! -Agh!

-Ah! -Ah!

-Huh! -Huh!

No, no, no, no, no!

Whoa!

Oh

Fuck.

-I'm sorry. -Hey, shut up!

Oh

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Someone's a guest.

Why?

Oh

We're all gonna die.

Eric, you could save us.

Just...

Turn it off.

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Come on, Dad.

You come back.

You motherfucker, come back now!

Now!

Tim!

Come on, get him in some fresh air now.

Okay, George.

I'm George Marshall.

No, I'm not George.

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Come on, George.

We gotta get out of here.

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Max, Max, my friend, my friend Max, he's still in there.

Lie down, bring him on stage.

V-Rockstar, how are you?

How you doing?

You okay?

You okay, honey?

How you feeling?

I feel better today.

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happened to you?

Couldn't stand it anyway.

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It's dark.

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Baby's on

Oh

I'd like to season it tonight with some flavor soaked in wine.

Just leave it for the wine.

When I do something, I do it well.

It's a season at stake here.

It's...

meaningless everything has meaning

All right, keep working.

Thin dice, huh?

Yeah

Whoa!

Whoa!

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Stop me.

It's over, guys.

They've got him.

We're in style.

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