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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

FROM BEST FRIENDS TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

SOMEHOW WE ALL FIT TOGETHER,

NATURALLY.

♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE A WORLD FOR ME ♪

♪ IT'D BE OPEN, BIG AND FREE ♪

♪ I'D PICK A PLACE NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪ ♪ MY WORLD ♪

♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN NO ONE'S THERE ♪

♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪ ♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

♪ NATURALLY ♪

GOOD NIGHT, J.P.

I HOPE YOUR DREAMS ARE FILLED

WITH SHOE SALES THAT NEVER END.

SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

I'M NOT TIRED YET, MARGIE.

TELL ME A STORY.

BUT, I THOUGHT I DID

WITH THE WHOLE SHOE SALE THING.

NO, A REAL STORY,

WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS.

FINE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

[ Sigh ] LET'S SEE...

"STEVE YZERMAN: A HOCKEY HERO".

"THE STEVE YZERMAN CHRONICLES".

"STEVE YZERMAN AND THE SORCERER'S PUCK"?

YOU KNOW, THIS STEVE GUY

ISN'T THE LEADING MAN IN EVERY STORY.

HE'S NOT? NO!

SO, THAT'S WHY

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU

A DIFFERENT KIND OF STORY:

A FAIRY TALE.

OH, GOODIE!

ONCE UPON A TIME...

LAST FRIDAY, ACTUALLY,

THERE WAS A PRINCESS...

Margaret: SADIE WAS THE PERFECT PRINCESS:

KIND, BEAUTIFUL,

AND FRIEND TO CREATURES, BIG AND SMALL.

EVEN SOCIALLY AWKWARD ONES, LIKE...

HI, SADIE!

Margaret: ...THE FROG, NAMED RON YUMA.

WORKING LATE IN THE PURSUIT OF SCIENCE, I SEE?

UH, YES.

THOSE MICE CAGES WON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES.

STUDIES SHOW THAT ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

CAN DECREASE THE PRODUCTIVITY OF THE BRAIN.

IN EXTREME CASES, ONE'S SKULL CAN COME TO A POINT.

I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

NOW, I AM INCREASING MY BRAIN'S PRODUCTIVITY

BY PLAYING WIZARD TREK AT THE GAMERS' CONVENTION.

THERE'S A CONVENTION OF YOU PEOPLE? OH, YES!

WE HOOK UP ALL OUR LAPTOPS TOGETHER

AND BATTLE FOR THE HONOUR OF TOP WIZARD.

SO, I'D BETTER LET YOU GET TO THAT

BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.

I MUST PLOT STRATEGY FIRST.

LAST WEEKEND, WIZARD WAYNE TURNED ME INTO A FROG.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

TO TRANSFORM BACK INTO SIR YUMA, THE DASHING,

I MUST WIN THE HEART OF THE BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN

OR DEFEAT 500 DEMENTED DWARVES;

SOMETHING THAT NO PLAYER HAS EVER DONE.

HEH! THE BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN PART, THAT IS.

[ Nervous laugh ] GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

UNLESS YOU WILL BE MY MAIDEN.

I'M NOT KISSING YOU.

ONLY... ONLY VIRTUALLY, OF COURSE.

WE'LL LOG YOU IN AS A MAIDEN AT THE CONVENTION.

THANKS, BUT NO...

YOU CAN WEAR MY MAIDEN OUTFIT!

SORRY, BUT I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS WITH, UM...

HAMMY!

YOUR HAMSTER?

HE DIED WHEN YOU WERE 10.

WELL THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T STILL HANG OUT...

IN SPIRIT.

J.P.: DOESN'T PRINCESS SADIE LIKE FROG YUMA?

IT'S NOT THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE HIM,

IT'S JUST THAT HE RUBS HER THE WRONG WAY.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

ONE RON YUMA,

PLUS ONE LONG CONVERSATION...

EQUALS FIVE FINGERNAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

[ Screeching ]

STOP, STOP!

I GET IT!

NOW, WHERE WAS I?

PRINCESS SADIE DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH FROG YUMA.

THAT'S RIGHT...

IT'S OKAY.

I... I'VE DEFEATED AN ARMY OF DEMENTED DWARVES BEFORE.

I... I CAN DO IT AGAIN.

I'LL BET. [ Chuckle ]

[ Groaning ] HAL!

AH! THE OLD GLUE ON THE LOCKER TRICK.

I'VE INVENTED A SPECIAL NON-STICKING SOLUTION

JUST FOR THIS SORT OF MISADVENTURE.

I'LL GO GET IT.

I'LL BE WAITING!

RIGHT HERE.

THE END.

NIGHT, NIGHT.

YOU CAN'T END THE STORY

WITH PRINCESS SADIE GLUED TO A LOCKER.

CAN TOO!

IT'S THE SUPREME STORYTELLER RULE.

THE STORYTELLER, NOT THE AUDIENCE,

HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER WHAT HAPPENS.

OH, YEAH?

[ Singing hockey anthem ] BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM,

BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM.

BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM!

WHAT IS THAT SOUND,

AND WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?

IT'S A HOCKEY CHEER AND I'M GOING TO DO IT

UNTIL YOU FINISH THE STORY.

BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM... OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

OKAY.

SO, WITH THE HELP OF FROG YUMA,

PRINCESS SADIE ESCAPED.

BUT THE PRANKSTER WAS LONG GONE.

WHO WAS THE PRANKSTER?

HE WAS A STINKY, ROYAL PAIN IN THE NECK

NAMED HALERELLA...

Margaret: HALERELLA COULD ONLY DO TWO THINGS:

PULL PRANKS AND COOK.

♪ HEY, YOU AT LOCKER 82 ♪

HAL, I FINALLY FOUND YOU.

YOU FOUND ME IN GYM CLASS,

YOU EVEN FOUND ME IN DETENTION.

NOW YOU FOUND ME AT SADIE'S LOCKER.

BIG SURPRISE.

Margaret: MALLORY, BEING HALERELLA'S FAIRY GODMOTHER,

WAS ALWAYS NEARBY, READY TO GRANT WISHES...

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU THAT

I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A STAR?

NO WAY.

THE LAST TIME SOMEONE PROMISED I'D BE A STAR,

I WOUND UP DANGLING FROM THE BLEACHERS,

WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL.

THAT WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER.

BUT THIS TIME, WHEN I SAY STAR,

I MEAN TV STAR, LIKE THE PRINCE OF POTS.

I LOVE THE PRINCE OF POTS!

I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE LIKE HIM.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED.

I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM YOU FROM COMMON PRANKSTER

TO PRINCE OF TV COOKING SHOWS.

WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCE OF POTS?

HE LOVED THE DEMO REEL I MADE OF YOU

CREATING MISSISSAUGA MUD PIES.

GREAT!

WAIT... WAIT A SECOND.

I WAS AT HOME, ALONE, WHEN I MADE THOSE.

RIGHT, THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WERE HOME ALONE

WHILE LIP-SYNCHING TO GUYZ WILL BE GUYZ.

[ Gulp ] TELL ME YOU DID NOT

MAKE A DEMO REEL OF THAT TOO. OH, NO!

IT'S MY JOB TO SHOWCASE YOUR TALENTS,

NOT GIVE EMBARRASSING HOME VIDEOS TO THE TABLOIDS.

[ Forced chuckle ]

ANYWAY, HE WANTS TO MEET AT THE WOW TONIGHT

AND TALK ABOUT BUSINESS.

HEY, SURE THING.

AND AS YOUR PRODUCER, AGENT AND MANAGER,

I WILL ONE DAY SHOW YOU

THAT PRANKING JUST ISN'T FUNNY.

Sadie: ...BUT NO.

Ron Yuma: YOU CAN WEAR MY MAIDEN OUTFIT!

Sadie: SORRY, BUT... I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS.

[ Chortle ]

TRY OLIVE OIL.

GUARANTEED TO REMOVE GLUE

AND OTHER HAL-RELATED ADHESIVES,

TRUST ME.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT?

SHOPPING WITH MARGARET? UH, STAYING HOME

AND PICKING GLUE OFF MY HANDS.

MARGARET'S BABYSITTING HER PESKY LITTLE SISTER.

J.P.: HEY!

Margaret: SHE SAID IT, NOT ME.

COME ON, COME OUT WITH US TONIGHT.

I BOOKED DJ OLD SKOOL AT THE WOW.

[ Sigh ] OLD SKOOL?

OH, SCORE!

NO OFFENCE GUYS,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL.

WHAT IF WE GET A FOURTH WHEEL?

IT'S GOOD FOR BALANCE.

I KNOW THIS GUY, GEORGE GIBB.

HE'S COOL, SMART,

A BASEBALL PLAYER...

A BLIND DATE?

NO, NO, NO. HE CAN SEE.

Margaret: NORMALLY, PRINCESS SADIE DIDN'T TAKE CHANCES...

I DON'T KNOW...

Margaret: BUT THEN SHE REMEMBERED

HER FRIEND MARGARET'S RULE,

THE "LEAP, THEN LOOK" RULE.

WHY NOT?

BLIND DATE ME.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Margaret: BACK AT THE HAWTHORNE HOUSE,

HALERELLA WAS PREPARING TO MEET THE PRINCE.

OKAY, THE LIMO'S WAITING...

HAL, YOU CAN'T MEET THE PRINCE OF POTS

LOOKING LIKE THAT.

WHAT? TOO MUCH?

IT'S A GOOD THING I'M YOUR PRODUCER, AGENT,

MANAGER AND WARDROBE CONSULTANT.

[ Whistle ]

AND FOR THE FINAL TOUCH...

SWEET!

NOW YOU'RE READY.

BUT YOUR ROYAL ETIQUETTE NEEDS WORK.

Margaret: AS PRINCESS SADIE

ENTERED THE BALL WITH JESTER RAINBOW,

SHE DREAMED OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

I HOPE HE'S CUTE.

I HOPE HE'S SMART.

I HOPE HE'S FUN.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU AND GEORGE HIT IT OFF,

YOU CAN DOUBLE DATE WITH TAYLOR AND ME ALL THE TIME...

INSTEAD OF OFFICER DIDOMENICANTONIO

AND SERGEANT KOWALSKI.

SOUNDS PERFECT.

OH, RAIN!

THAT MUST BE GEORGE.

[ Croaking of frog ]

GREETINGS, FAIR MAIDEN.

NOT FROG YUMA!

YES, FROG YUMA.

PRINCESS SADIE COULDN'T BELIEVE HER TRAGIC MISFORTUNES,

WHICH IS "FAIRY TALE" FOR: "OH, MAN!"

OH, HI, RON YUMA.

[ Croaking of frog ]

TAYLOR, I THOUGHT YOUR FRIEND GEORGE

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMING.

OH, DID I SAY GEORGE?

THAT WAS THE CHARACTER RON YUMA PLAYED

IN WHITBY THEATRE'S PRODUCTION OF "OUR TOWN".

"THE HERALD" CALLED MY PERFORMANCE "A HIGH-SPIRITED ROMP".

J.P.: LIKE FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.

Margaret: THAT'S RIGHT, J.P.

BUT SADIE FELT INDEBTED TO THE FROG

FOR RESCUING HER FROM HER STICKY LOCKER.

SO SHE DECIDED TO MAKE THE BEST OF THE DATE.

...THEY JUST KEPT GIVING ME A RASH.

MEANWHILE, BACK WITH MALLORY,

THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, AND HALERELLA...

I'M SO PUMPED TO MEET THIS DUDE!

I'M GOING TO GET HIM TO SIGN MY CHEF'S HAT.

[ Giggle ] HERE'S OUR TABLE.

UH... YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T A DATE, RIGHT?

OF COURSE.

IT HAS TO BE NICE FOR THE PRINCE OF POTS.

OH, HE KNOWS THIS ISN'T A DATE, RIGHT?

SO, UM... WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME?

I MEAN, TIME I HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON CAMERA.

UH... COOK, AND DREAM ABOUT MEETING THE PRINCE OF POTS.

WHEN IS HE GETTING HERE?

ALL IN DUE TIME, MY SHOOTING STAR.

SO, ARE YOU A DOG OR A CAT PERSON?

[ Gasping ] I'VE NEVER COOKED EITHER.

I MEAN AS PETS, SILLY.

I LIKE DOGS.

THEY'RE SO LOVING AND NEEDY,

AND ON A LEASH SO THEY CAN'T GET AWAY.

SO, UH... DO YOU LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH?

I LIKE SHORT RUNS OUT OF RESTAURANTS.

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?

IT'S FOR THE PRINCE OF POTS'

"RECIPE AND ROMANCE" SPECIAL.

[ Romantic ♪♪♪ ]

AND THE MOOD LIGHTING AND MUSIC?

IT'S PERFECT FOR YOUR DANCE TRAINING.

[ Laugh ] TH... THE PRINCE OF POTS DOESN'T DANCE.

HE DOES, EVER SINCE "DANCING WITH THE TV HOSTS" PREMIERED.

[ Giggling ] COME ON! UH... UH...

Margaret: AS THE CLOCK APPROACHED 10:00...

J.P.: WAIT A MINUTE!

IN CINDERELLA, IT WAS MIDNIGHT.

Margaret: CINDERELLA DIDN'T HAVE A CURFEW.

THIS SONG ROCKS!

COME ON!

WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE, M'LADY?

WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT

SEEKING REVENGE ON WIZARD WAYNE?

ABSOLUTELY.

THEN LET'S DANCE.

THAT'S NOT DANCING!

IT'S PRINCESS SADIE'S DANCE.

[ Laughing ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

I KNOW THAT GLUE- ON-THE-LOCKER PRANK WAS YOU.

WELL, DUH! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?

BUT I'LL HAVE PEOPLE PRANKING YOU FOR ME

WHEN I'M A BIG TV STAR.

WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT STAR

OF "MONKEYS & CHEESE"?

HA-HA, I WISH.

IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN BETTER THAN THAT.

MALLORY'S GETTING ME MY OWN COOKING SHOW.

REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE HERE ON A DATE.

[ Chuckle ] NO!

THIS IS JUST STRICTLY BUSINESS.

Mallory: [ Giggling ]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[ Giggling ]

Margaret: AS HALERELLA WORRIED THAT HIS FAIRY GODMOTHER

WAS TRYING TO TURN HIM INTO HER FAIRY BOYFRIEND,

FROG YUMA WAS SHOWING OFF HIS PRINCE POTENTIAL.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

All: GO YUMA!

GO YUMA!

GO YUMA! [ Gasp ]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY "GO YUMA",

AND THEY'RE NOT TELLING HIM TO LEAVE.

All: GO YUMA, GO YUMA!

GO YUMA!

"GO YUMA"?

FAIR MAIDEN.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

WHOO!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hal: [ Groaning ]

BOY, THOSE SURE GOT DIRTY FAST.

OH, THEY'RE YOUR FOOTPRINTS,

AND THE SHOES ARE DOING A LOT BETTER THAN MY FEET.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE THEM A RUB? NO!

LOOK, IS THE PRINCE OF POTS COMING

OR IS THIS WHOLE THING A ROYAL SET-UP?

ASK HIM YOURSELF.

Hal: IT'S HIM!

WELL, HE'S A LOT TALLER IN PERSON.

UH, BEFORE WE DO THIS,

I HAVE AN APOLOGY TO MAKE.

FOR WHAT?

OH... THINKING THIS WAS YOUR LAME WAY TO GET ME ON A DATE.

BUT I MEAN, YOU DELIVERED AND...

GOOD THING, 'CAUSE NOW,

I DON'T HAVE TO BREAK YOUR HEART, SO... THANKS.

HI, PRINCE OF POTS.

MEET HAL HAWTHORNE,

THE BIGGEST JERK ON THE PLANET.

[ Gasp ]

SIGN MY HAT?

ARE YOU THE HEIR TO MY THRONE?

IMPOSSIBLE.

THE PRINCE OF POTS MUST BE GRACIOUS AND FAIR,

AND HE MUST RECOGNIZE A GREAT GIRL

WHEN HE SEES ONE.

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LICK MY LEFTOVERS OFF A HOT STOVE.

WAIT!

I LOVE LEFTOVERS, AND MALLORY IS GREAT.

Mallory: SAVE IT FOR THE TABLOIDS, HAL.

AND YOUR LIP-SYNCING HABITS

ARE ABOUT TO GO PUBLIC.

STOP.

MALLORY, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

I-I'LL DO ANYTHING.

Ron Yuma: [ Crying ]

AS HALERELLA WAS BURNING HIS CHANCE

OF BECOMING KING OF NETWORK TV,

PRINCESS SADIE WAS LEARNING THE TRUTH

ABOUT HER DATE WITH FROG YUMA...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DANCE LIKE THAT?

WHEN I WAS SEVEN, THERE WAS AN ENROLMENT MIX-UP

BETWEEN CHESS CAMP AND DANCE CLASS.

I ENDED UP IN DANCE CLASS BY MISTAKE.

GOOD MISTAKE.

NOT FOR THE KID WHO SHOWED UP AT CHESS CAMP WEARING A TUTU.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO STRETCH.

IT PREVENTS LACTIC ACID BUILD-UP.

[ Laughing ]

SO, HAVING FUN?

I AM.

I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT BY THE YUMA FACTOR,

BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME.

MAN, HE MUST HAVE REALLY WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME

IF HE GAVE UP HIS WIZARD TREK THING.

ACTUALLY, WHEN I TOLD HIM HOW DATELESS YOU WERE,

HE KIND OF FELT SORRY FOR YOU AND CANCELLED.

HE'S DOINGME A FAVOUR?

THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS!

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE ON THIS DATE.

I'M DOING RON YUMA A FAVOUR.

AND HERE I WAS, THINKING THE MOST HURTFUL THING

WAS BEING SPEARED THROUGH THE CHEST

BY NINA, THE NEBULA QUEEN.

[ Moaning ]

Hal: MALLORY, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT,

I-I'LL DO ANYTHING!

Ron Yuma: [ Crying ]

RON YUMA, DON'T BE UPSET, LET ME EXPLAIN!

[ Groaning ] PLEASE, RON. RON!

MALLORY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO...

Mallory: BEAT IT, HAL.

AT LEAST SHE LEFT THE FOOT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

SO WHAT ARE PRINCESS SADIE

AND HALERELLA GOING TO DO?

SLAY A DRAGON?

GO TO SLEEP FOR A HUNDRED YEARS?

BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN?

CREATIVE SOLUTIONS, BUT NO.

THEN WHAT?

WELL, THIS FALLS UNDER

THE "JUST DO SOMETHING" RULE.

WHEN YOU MESS UP,

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE A HAPPY ENDING.

[ Sigh ] I WANT TO HEAR THE STORY,

NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR RULES.

HEY, THESE RULES ARE FAIRY TALE MAGIC.

I USE THEM TO HELP MY FRIENDS

ESCAPE STICKY SITUATIONS

AND FACE MONSTER PROBLEMS.

MY MOM DID IT, MY GRANDMA DID IT,

AND NOW ME.

DID IT TAKE THEM A SUPER LONG TIME

TO TELL A STORY TOO?

A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.

SO HOW ARE PRINCESS SADIE AND HALERELLA

GOING TO MAKE A HAPPY ENDING?

OUR HEROES ARE GOING TO DO

WHAT ALL FAIRY TALE HEROES DO. WHAT'S THAT?

THEY'RE GOING TO GROVEL.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Hal: MALLORY, I MESSED UP.

UM... I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.

MALLORY!

MALLORY, I'M REALLY SORRY.

I WAS JUST PRACTISING MY ON-AIR PERSONA:

HORRIBLE HAL.

Mallory: I DIDN'T RISE THROUGH THE RANKS

TO BECOME TV PRODUCER BECAUSE I'M GULLIBLE.

I ROSE THROUGH THE RANKS

BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WANTED THE JOB.

GET THEM OUT,

THEY'RE BLOCKING THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM.

I FINALLY PLAN A SUCCESSFUL EVENT,

AND WILL NOT BE THWARTED BY UNATTAINABLE BATHROOM FACILITIES!

DID HE JUST TALK IN YUMA SPEAK?

Ron Yuma: I CAN HEAR YOU!

WATCH A REAL APOLOGY IN ACTION.

HEY, RON YUMA.

LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR FEELINGS.

I HAD A GREAT TIME AND MY BRAIN IS MORE PRODUCTIVE.

Ron Yuma: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES,

I'M ALREADY PLANNING YOUR DEMISE.

YOU SHOULD TEACH A CLASS.

ONCE WORD OF SADIE'S TREACHERY

SPREADS THROUGHOUT THE ONLINE COMMUNITY,

SHE'LL NEVER PLAY WIZARD TREK AGAIN!

BUT SADIE DOESN'T PLAY WIZARD TREK.

HA! MY PLAN IS WORKING ALREADY.

WHAT DID SADIE DO TO YOU?

SHE SCORNED ME.

OH, THE BITTER STING OF REJECTION.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WITH HAL.

WHAT'S WITH THOSE HAWTHORNES?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?

WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID YOU DO?

YOU GOT RON YUMA SO WOUND UP,

HE RAN THROUGH THE WOW SCREAMING.

HE WASN'T SCREAMING.

THAT WAS THE WOUNDED CRY OF SIR YUMA, THE DASHING.

HE MADE THAT SAME NOISE

THAT TIME HE FELL FROM THE MONKEY BARS.

NOT COOL THEN, LESS COOL NOW.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM OUT FAST.

THE WOW'S BOTTOMLESS CUP SPECIAL WAS A BIG HIT TONIGHT.

All: [ Groaning ]

[ Sigh ]

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE STAND BACK!

I'LL HANDLE THIS.

OW!

[ Groaning ]

CURSE FRED AND HIS TITANIUM-BASED STINK-REDUCING DOOR!

WHAT HAPPENED?

I THINK I BUSTED MY BIG TOE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I MEANT WITH MALLORY AND RON YUMA.

BUT I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HURT LITTLE PIGGY.

FROM WHAT I MANAGED TO HEAR,

WE MADE MALLORY AND RON YUMA FEEL LIKE SOCIAL REJECTS.

OH, SO THEY RECOVERED BY LOCKING THEMSELVES IN THE STORAGE ROOM?

THE GATEWAY TO THE BATHROOM!

BUT WE'RE ALL SOCIAL REJECTS, AREN'T WE?

OH, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, DRIZZLE'S GIRLFRIEND.

Sadie: NO, TAYLOR'S RIGHT.

I'VE BEEN REJECTED TONNES OF TIMES.

LIKE THE TIME YOU GOT CUT FROM THE T-BALL TEAM?

RAIN SAID YOU WERE THE FIRST

T-BALL REJECT IN WHITBY HISTORY.

OH, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE TIME

SADIE STEPPED IN A STINK AT THE PETTING ZOO,

THEN WE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SHE CLEARED OUT THE THEATRE.

OKAY, YOU GOT ME.

I'M NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

BUT NEITHER ARE YOU.

MAYBE IF WE TOLD MALLORY AND RON YUMA THAT, THEY'D FEEL BETTER.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU MY FRIENDS' EMBARRASSING STORIES.

YOU HAVE TO!

YOU'VE GOT TO FINISH THE STORY, OR...

BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM, BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!

I KNOW TELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SECRETS

ISN'T FAIRY TALE TRADITION,

BUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL

WITH AN ANNOYING NINE-YEAR-OLD.

AND IT'S GOOD TO BE REMINDED

THAT PRINCES AND PRINCESSES ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

I BRING NEWS OF PRINCESS SADIE'S ILL FORTUNES.

SO, PRINCESS SADIE WALKED UP TO THE DOOR

AND SAID, "I'VE NEVER TOLD..."

...ANYONE THIS BEFORE.

JUST REMEMBER, THIS WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.

HURRY UP! I'VE HAD THREE REFILLS

SINCE THEY'VE WENT IN THERE.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT A DESPERATE MAN.

FRED'S GOT TO HAVE THAT KEY AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

I HAD A CRUSH ON RAIN.

YOU HAD A CRUSH ON RAIN?

[ Chortling ]

HURTFUL!

WE WERE IN THIRD GRADE,

AND IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY.

AND I SPENT A WEEK MAKING HIM

A SUPER MUSHY VALENTINE.

THEN, WHEN I FINALLY GAVE IT TO HIM,

HE ERASED WHAT I WROTE AND GAVE IT TO PAIGE PAPERNICK.

HUH. HURTFUL!

YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ME?

HEY, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE.

IT WAS THIRD GRADE.

HOW CAN SUCH A TOUCHING STORY BE SO LAME?

MOVE OVER, AND WATCH HOW A REAL REJECTION STORY'S TOLD.

[ Knocking ]

LOOK, WHEN THAT COLLEGE GIRL,

JENNIFER, DUMPED ME,

EVERYBODY THOUGHT I GOT OVER IT SUPER QUICK.

NOT TRUE.

THE NEXT NIGHT I WENT OVER TO HER DORM ROOM TO SERENADE HER.

AND SHE WAS TOUCHED.

SO WERE HER SORORITY SISTERS,

THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND THE, UH, CAMPUS POLICE.

OH! THAT IS THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

OKAY, DRASTIC TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES.

I'M TEARING THIS RESTAURANT APART UNTIL I FIND THAT KEY!

[ Clapping ]

Various: ALL RIGHT, RAIN! WHOO-HOO!

I'VE BEEN REJECTED TOO.

THIS ONE TIME, I WENT TO PLAY HOCKEY WITH SOME BOYS,

AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.

BOYS CAN BE MEAN.

YEAH, BUT THESE OTHER BOYS LET ME PLAY ON THEIR TEAM

AND I SCORED THE WINNING GOAL AGAINST THE MEAN BOYS.

NOW I PLAY HOCKEY WITH ANY TEAM I WANT.

THAT'S A NICE HAPPY ENDING, J.P.

YEAH, IT IS.

WILL PRINCESS SADIE AND HALERELLA

HAVE A HAPPY ENDING TOO?

LET'S FIND OUT...

SEE? EVERYONE'S BEEN REJECTED.

MALLORY?

RON YUMA?

YOU HAD TROUBLE FINDING THAT?

WHAT? IT BLENDS IN WITH THE WOW'S DECOR.

TAKE THAT, WIZARD WAYNE!

YES! I'M NOT A FROG ANYMORE!

[ ♪♪♪ ]

DID YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING?

JUST TO SAY THAT WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

BATHROOM!

UH...

[ Sigh ]

NO PROBLEM.

I CAN WAIT.

I HAVE THE PAIN OF MY ACHING TOE

TO TAKE MY MIND OFF MY FULL BLADDER.

WE JUST HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE US.

FORGIVE YOU? WE SHOULD THANK YOU.

AFTER ALL, THANKS TO THIS NIGHT

AND YOUR THEATRE OF CRUELTY,

WE REALIZED WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

[ Giggling ]

YOU REALLY BEAT THE ODDS, RON YUMA.

FIRST PLAYER IN WIZARD TREK HISTORY

TO WIN THE HEART OF A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN.

A REAL LIVE ONE TOO.

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, GEORGE.

GREAT, SO, UH, CAN I HAVE MY SHOE BACK?

OH.

AHHH! [ Groaning ]

I TOLD YOU PRANKING WASN'T FUNNY.

TOUCH.

SO, UH... WHAT ABOUT OUR SHOW?

OH, THERE IS NO "OUR SHOW"

BUT STAY TUNED FOR NETWORK TV'S LATEST HIT,

"YUMMY YUMA'S COOKING SHOW".

NOOOO!

NEXT TIME YOU NEED A GAMING PARTNER,

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

I LIKE COMPUTER GAMES... IN THEORY.

I DON'T THINK SO, SADIE.

I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE,

BUT I FIND IT REALLY IRKSOME

WHEN YOU SAY "IN THEORY".

LIKE FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.

[ Scratching ]

NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME,

THE YUMA HAS A DATE.

All: AWWW!

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SO, THE JESTER GOT THE BATHROOM KEY,

HALERELLA GOT HIS SHOE BACK,

AND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER KISSED THE FROG

AND TURNED HIM INTO A PRINCE.

THE END.

BUT WHAT ABOUT PRINCESS SADIE?

IS SHE THE FROG NOW?

NOT EXACTLY.

PRINCESS SADIE LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES

A FROG IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S PRINCE,

AND SOMETIMES A PRINCESS

IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S FROG.

WE COULD CALL THAT THE...

"THERE'S A LITTLE FROG IN ALL OF US" RULE.

JACQUELINE PRINCESS COY,

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD.

GOOD NIGHT.

♪ TRUTH BE TOLD WE CAN'T HOLD BACK ♪

♪ CRASH OR BURN ♪

♪ AND DO IT ANYWAY ♪

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