Original subtitles

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

FROM BEST FRIENDS TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

SOMEHOW WE ALL FIT TOGETHER,

NATURALLY.

♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE A WORLD FOR ME ♪

♪ IT'D BE OPEN, BIG AND FREE ♪

♪ I'D PICK A PLACE NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪ ♪ MY WORLD ♪

♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN NO ONE'S THERE ♪

♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪ ♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

♪ NATURALLY ♪

Sadie: [ Voice over ] IN NATURE,

WOMBATS LUG THEIR BABIES AROUND FOR SIX TO TEN MONTHS.

IN LIFE, I COULDN'T EVEN GET MY BROTHER

TO DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL.

OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE.

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEST OF NERDS TONIGHT. OKAY...

A: IT'S AN ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP, WHICH IS WAY BETTER

THAN YOUR LITTER-OF- LOSERS COOKING CLASS,

AND B: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A LIFT.

C: WHAT AM I, YOUR CHAUFFEUR?

NO. CHAUFFEURS GET PAID TO DRIVE.

YOU HAVE TO DRIVE BECAUSE MOM AND DAD SAID.

"MOM AND DAD SAID."

FINE. BUT REMEMBER,

YOU HAVE TO RIDE IN THE BACK WITH A BLANKET OVER YOU.

HURRY UP OR YOU'RE GOING TO MISS YOUR RIDE.

HAL!

COME ON, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

WHY YOU CAN'T STAY FOR 15 MORE MINUTES.

HOLD ON A SEC.

[ Beeps of dialling ]

HI, DADDY.

UH, RAIN WANTS ONE GOOD REASON

WHY I CAN'T STAY 15 MORE MINUTES.

OKAY.

THANKS.

HELLO?

I... I SEE.

YES! YES, THAT IS A GOOD REASON.

[ Laughter ] NO, THERE'S NO REASON

TO INVOLVE MY PARENTS.

OKAY. THANK YOU, OFFICER DIDOMENICANTONIO.

BYE-BYE.

OKAY, GO. NOW.

RUN FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER RUN BEFORE.

WHAT?

OKAY, LOOK BUT DON'T LOOK

RIGHT OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER.

TOO QUICK! MAN, YOU ARE THE WORST

"LOOK BUT DON'T LOOK" LOOKER EVER.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

TWO GIRLS ARE CHECKING YOU OUT.

NO. GIRLS DON'T CHECK ME OUT.

THEY DO NOW. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY DO NOW?

BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKEN.

ONCE A GUY GETS A GIRLFRIEND,

OTHER GIRLS THINK HE MUST BE BOYFRIEND-WORTHY.

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

GIRLS WHO WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY

ARE TALKING TO YOU,

GIVING YOU THE SMILE

AND "TOUCHING YOUR ELBOW" THING. IT'S CALLED,

"THE TAKEN CURSE." HOW'S THAT A CURSE?

BECAUSE BOYS THINK THAT THEY CAN HANDLE IT.

BUT TRUST ME,

THEY CAN'T.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY.

I'M WITH TAYLOR.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYONE ELSE,

NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY TOUCH MY ELBOW OR SMILE.

SO, UH, WHICH GIRLS WERE LOOKING AT ME?

UGH! OW!

DO NOT MESS WITH THE CURSE, RAIN.

DO NOT MESS WITH THE CURSE.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] JENNIFER FISHER: COLLEGE STUDENT,

LEADER OF MY ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP

AND ONLY THE COOLEST PERSON EVER.

SO, SEEING YOUR GRANDPA'S WHITE LEGS

IN BLACK DRESS SOCKS YEAR-ROUND IS BAD,

BUT IT'S NOT THE WORST EFFECT OF GLOBAL WARMING.

UNLESS HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT,

AND THEN WE HAVE A SITUATION.

Class: [ Chuckling ]

ON THAT NOTE, LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT, GUYS.

GREAT PRESENTATION, JEN.

OH, THANKS, SADIE. WHAT'S UP?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SAY SOMETHING COOL, SADIE.

WHAT'S UP?

TEMPERATURES, SEA LEVELS, CO2 EMISSIONS.

THE QUESTION SHOULD BE, "WHAT ISN'T UP?"

I HEAR YOU, SISTER.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SISTER?

SHE CALLED ME SISTER.

WHY COULDN'T I HAVE A SISTER LIKE JEN...

YO! LET'S GO. [ Jingling of keys ]

AND REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO RIDE ON MY HOOD

AND PRETEND YOU'RE MY HOOD ORNAMENT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] INSTEAD OF A BROTHER LIKE HAL?

I'VE GOT TO GO.

SADIE, WAIT. WHO...

WHO'S YOUR FUNNY FRIEND? FRIEND?

NO, HAL IS NOT MY FRIEND.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS PARENTS AND...

EVEN THAT'S DUBIOUS.

OH, OKAY, HE'S YOUR BROTHER.

WELL, I'M JEN.

ARE YOU AN ENVIRONMENTALIST LIKE YOUR SISTER?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] "NO, BUT SOMETIMES

I DON'T SHOWER FOR A WEEK TO SAVE WATER. HUH."

WELL, HOW COULD I NOT BE?

WE ONLY HAVE ONE EARTH

AND IT'S NOT RECYCLABLE.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] WHAT? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

WELL, IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] GET OUT NOW BEFORE HE RUINS IT.

UH, HEY, IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU TOO.

YEAH, LET'S GO.

OKAY. Hal: BYE-E-E-E!

COME ON, TAYLOR, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

WHY WE CAN'T TALK LONGER.

HELLO, OFFICER DIDOMENICANTONIO!

YES, HANGING UP NOW.

Girls: [ Giggling ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

HEY, RAIN. VIVIAN!

HI. FANCY MEETING YOU HERE,

EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A LOCAL HANGOUT.

SO, HOW'S MANFRED?

I SURE DO LIKE THAT MANFRED.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO, UH, BEEN GOING OUT?

UM, MANFRED AND I BROKE UP, RAIN.

OH, BOY, I SURE AM RED.

WELL, MORE OF AN OLIVE COMPLEXION...

I'M... I'M SORRY.

OH, DON'T BE.

WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET GOING, BUT...

YOU LOOK GOOD, RAIN.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

AND SO THE CURSE BEGINS.

[ Snapping of fingers ]

HEY, DO YOU NEED A RIDE ANYWHERE LATER?

LIKE, UH, MAYBE, YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL CLUB?

OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT, HAL?

OH, NOTHING! IT'S... YOU KNOW...

JUST LIKE MOM AND DAD SAY,

"A LICENSE ISN'T A PRIVILEGE,

IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY."

WELL, THANKS, BUT I DON'T NEED A RIDE ANYWHERE.

UH... HEY,

DO YOU KNOW IF JENNIFER HAS, YOU KNOW...

A BOYFRIEND?

WHAT?

UH... WELL, NO, SHE DOESN'T,

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE

SHE WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU.

NO WAY.

NO, IT'S NOT FOR ME,

I WAS ASKING FOR... FOR HAL.

[ Groan ] NOT ME HAL...

UH... SOME OTHER DUDE NAMED HAL!

RAIN, THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK THE CURSE

IS TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE VIVIAN MAD.

NO! I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE VIVIAN MAD AT ME

'CAUSE SHE'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME.

HERE, I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.

HEY, RAIN. HI, VIV.

WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?

MARGARET THINKS YOU TOLD ME YOU BROKE UP WITH MANFRED

'CAUSE YOU WANT ME TO KNOW YOU'RE NOW AVAILABLE.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, RAIN?

MARGARET'S A PRETTY SMART GIRL.

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

I'M PENCIL MAN,

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN ORDINARY PENCILS,

ERASING OUT CRIME FOR MILES.

UH... HI, HAL.

OH. UH, HI, JEN.

UH... I WAS JUST WORKING ON, UH,

MY PART IN THE, UH... SCHOOL PLAY,

"FIDDLER ON THE... PENCIL."

OH, NICE SAVE.

WELL THAT'S WAY LESS WEIRD THAN "PENCIL MAN".

HEH-HEH. IF, UH, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SADIE,

SHE'S PROBABLY IN THE, UH, SCIENCE LAB

OR THE, UH, LIBRARY, OR THE STUDY HALL.

IF IT'S BORING, SADIE MAKES THE SCENE.

ACTUALLY, UM,

I WASN'T LOOKING FOR SADIE.

I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

ME? YEAH. YOU.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

YOU KNOW, JENNIFER SAID THE FUNNIEST THING TODAY.

WE WERE DRIVING TO THE RECYCLING PLANT

AND WE DECIDED TO GET SOME CHOW...

AND WE WENT TO THE WOW

AND WE COULDN'T DECIDE

WHAT WE WANTED... STOP SAYING "WE"!

OKAY? THERE IS A "YOU" AND A "JENNIFER".

NO "WE".

NO "WE"!

[ Sigh ]

SHE... JUST NEEDED A LIFT.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

AREN'T LITTLE SISTERS SUPPOSED TO HELP

BIG BROTHERS WITH DATING? NO!

DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED

WITH THE FRENCH EXCHANGE STUDENT?

PENELOPE, VOII MON FRERE, HA.

SALUT, HAL. BONJOUR, MADAM-MY-SWELL.

LES FILLES FRANCAISES QU'ON NOUS RENVOIE

SONT DES POUBELLES.

CA VA PAS?

YOU JUST TOLD HER FRENCH GIRLS ARE VOMITED GARBAGE CANS.

WHAT, NO GOOD?

GET OUT OF HERE, HAL.

JENNIFER'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE!

WHY COULDN'T VIVIAN HAVE LIKED ME WHEN I WAS SINGLE?

I MEAN, SHE ONLY HAD A 14-YEAR WINDOW.

RAIN, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DUMP TAYLOR?

TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK THIS OVER.

I DON'T KNOW.

ON ONE HAND, TAYLOR IS FANTASTIC.

THEN THERE'S VIVIAN.

I'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON HER

SINCE DAY ONE AT R.B. BENNETT.

BUT TAYLOR, SHE GETS ME.

BUT VIVIAN...

[ Jingling of door chimes ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

VIVIAN IT IS.

Rain: HI, VIV.

POOR TAYLOR.

NEVER HAD A CHANCE.

[ Sigh ] SO, SADIE, I WAS WONDERING, MAYBE...

MAYBE HAL COULD GIVE US A RIDE TO THE MARCH.

YOU KNOW, FOR AN ENVIRONMENTALIST,

YOU SURE SEEM TO WANT TO USE A CAR A LOT.

HAL'S CAR, TO BE SPECIFIC.

[ Guitar ♪♪♪ ]

♪ OH, POLLUTION ♪

♪ I HATE YOU ♪

HAL, WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?

OH, JUST A LITTLE SONG I WHIPPED UP FOR THE MARCH.

YOU KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH FOSSIL FUELS.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] HELLO, POLICE?

SOMEBODY'S KIDNAPPED MY BROTHER

AND REPLACED HIM WITH A HUMAN BEING!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I ACTUALLY HAVE

MY TOXIC EMISSIONS RHYMING DICTIONARY WITH ME.

LET'S GO WORK ON IT TOGETHER.

THAT WOULD BE ECO-AWESOME!

COOL. LET'S GO.

Hal & Jennifer: [ Giggling ]

OKAY, I'LL JUST...

FINISH THE POSTERS MYSELF THEN.

I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT, RAIN.

MAYBE WE CAN HANG TOMORROW.

I'D LIKE THAT.

LATER.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

MARGARET.

I KNOW, THE CURSE, RIGHT?

THE CURSE. IT'S MORE THAN THE CURSE.

LOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SLIMEBALL,

AT LEAST BE A DECENT SLIMEBALL.

BREAK UP WITH TAYLOR BEFORE YOU START GOING WITH VIVIAN.

I KNOW!

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

I COULD GO TO HER HOUSE,

BUT HER DAD'S THERE, SO THAT'S OUT.

I COULD CALL HER, BUT THAT SEEMS COLD.

I COULD BREAK UP WITH HER THROUGH MIME,

BUT SHE HATES MIMES. TOO QUIET.

OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!

MAYBE YOU COULD DO IT WHILE SHE'S LISTENING OVER YOUR SHOULDER

AND CRUSH HER TINY LITTLE HEART.

BOY, IF THIS WASN'T ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND DUMPING ME,

IT WOULD ALMOST BE FUN.

SO...

THIS MEANS "TAYLOR'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU",

NOT "COAST IS CLEAR, KEEP BEING A JERK."

I KNOW THAT!

NOW. TAYLOR!

[ Sigh ]

♪ AND WE ALL NEED TO OPEN OUR EYES ♪

♪ AND HEAR ME WHEN I SAY ♪

♪ WE ALL NEED TO OPEN OUR EYES ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

[ Panting ] HEARING YOU SING

MAKES ME FEEL ALL TINGLY.

KIND OF LIKE WHEN THE LICE LADY CHECKS MY HAIR.

THAT MAY BE THE SWEETEST YET ODDEST THING

ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME. MMM-HMM.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER LOOK AT ME?

WHAT? I-I LOOK AT YOU.

NO, YOU DON'T. OR IF YOU DO,

IT'S LIKE, FOR A SECOND THEN YOU LOOK AWAY.

I CAN LOOK AT YOU ANYTIME I WANT.

OH YEAH? YEAH.

YEAH? JUST LIKE THAT.

JUST LIKE THAT.

[ Chuckle ] OKAY, LET'S SEE.

[ Chuckling ] SEE?

SEE, I TOLD YOU I CAN LOOK AT YOU.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO WHAT IF HAL

KISSED MY NEW FRIEND AND MENTOR, JENNIFER?

THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST IT.

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.

IF I FIND OUT WHO PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE,

THEY ARE HISTORY!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] NOPE. DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL...

IN THEORY.

GOOD MORNING, LITTLE SISTER.

AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ONE IT IS.

OKAY, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, OKAY?

I KNOW YOU KISSED JENNIFER,

AND DON'T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN'T.

WHY WOULD I?

JEN AND I ARE "AN ITEM".

OR AS THE FRENCH WOULD SAY,

"EN PAIRE TOURTIERE"

YOU JUST SAID MEAT PIES, NOT LOVEBIRDS, OKAY?

AND YOU AND JEN ARE NOT "AN ITEM".

SHE PROBABLY JUST KISSED YOU ON A DARE,

SOME SORORITY PRANK.

OH, SADIE. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOU-YOU'RE JEALOUS. HOW SWEET.

IT'S LIKE THAT TIME YOU CRIED

BECAUSE YOUR KINDERGARTEN TEACHER GOT MARRIED AND MOVED TO WAWA.

THAT WAS YOU!

MAYBE IT WAS. THE DIFFERENCE IS,

I'VE GROWN UP SINCE THEN. HEH.

GROWN-UPS DO NOT HAVE THEIR MOMMIES

DRAW SMILEY FACES ON THEIR LUNCH BAGS.

THEY HAVE THEM DRAW FISHIES!

HI, TAYLOR.

THIS IS MESSAGE NUMBER 76.

STILL HOPING YOU'LL CALL ME BACK

AND LET ME EXPLAIN.

BYE. AGAIN.

LISTEN, UM, THIS ISN'T AN ENDORSEMENT

OF WHAT YOU DID TO TAYLOR,

BUT HERE COMES VIVIAN,

SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON HER.

AND BE COOL. PLEASE, THAT WAS THE OLD RAIN.

THE NEW RAIN IS COOL.

HEY, RAIN. VIVIAN!

VIVIAN WOO.

WOO-WOO!

HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR LAST NAME

SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN OWL... [ Hooting ]

OR A TRAIN? [ Imitating whistle ]

UH, ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M RIGHT AS RAIN,

WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE MY NAME IS RAIN.

WELL... RAINBOW.

ISN'T IT ODD THAT MY NAME IS RAINBOW

AND I GO BY RAIN RATHER THAN BOW?

I MEAN, AT LEAST "BOW" SOUNDS LIKE A NAME,

AND NOT A WEATHER CONDITION. RAIN, UM...

I'M GOING TO GO NOW.

BUT IF I SEEM LIKE I'M RUNNING,

IT'S BECAUSE I'M LATE

AND NOT SCARED.

DO NOT BLAME THIS ON THE CURSE.

I JUST... I JUST NEED TO REGROUP.

REGROUP AND WIN VIVIAN BACK.

YEAH. UH...

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BOW.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS SO MUCH COOLER.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OKAY, I HAD LAUGHED AT MY BROTHER,

THEN I SHOUTED AT MY BROTHER.

THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT.

TRY TO REASON WITH HIM.

HEY, HAL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, JUST READING A BOOK BY THIS WARREN PEACE DUDE.

IT'S COLLEGE LEVEL, YOU KNOW.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] UH, NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO TELL HIM

"WAR AND PEACE" IS A TITLE AND NOT A DUDE.

LOOK, I KNOW WE ALWAYS BUG EACH OTHER.

IT'S KIND OF OUR THING, BUT...

THIS ONE HAS GONE TOO FAR.

THE JOKE'S OVER.

YOU WIN. IS... IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

I'M DOING THIS AS A JOKE TO ANNOY YOU?

OH, MAN.

YOU REALLY LIKE HER, DON'T YOU?

NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.

I THINK I MIGHT BE...

IN LOVE WITH HER.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] DID HAL JUST USE THE "L" WORD?

THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

IT'S LIKE HAL'S HEART IS THE CANADIAN ICE CAPS

AND HIS CRUSH ON JENNIFER IS GLOBAL WARMING.

IF WE DON'T REVERSE THIS TREND NOW,

HAL'S GOING TO EXPERIENCE A COMPLETE MELTDOWN.

AND TRUST ME, IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY.

GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.

NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S JUST...

IT'S JUST JENNIFER IS IN COLLEGE

AND-AND YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND...

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT.

YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE

WHO WATCHES WHEN GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU.

THEN FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS TO ME

AND YOU END UP BEING JEALOUS INSTEAD OF HAPPY.

[ Sigh ] MR. PEACE,

I'VE LOST THE WILL TO READ YOUR PANORAMIC STUDY

OF EARLY 19th-CENTURY RUSSIAN SOCIETY.

HAL, WAIT.

I'M TRYING TO HELP.

WELL, YOU CAN STOP TRYING TO HELP

BECAUSE AS THE FRENCH WOULD SAY,

"HAL EST LE CHAMPIGNON."

OKAY?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO TELL HIM

HE JUST SAID HE WAS A MUSHROOM.

HEY, VIV?

CAN WE TALK? DEPENDS.

IS IT ABOUT HOW MY NAME

SOUNDS LIKE A TRAIN WHISTLE?

NO.

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T MEAN TO RAMBLE.

I REALLY DON'T. THEN WHY DO YOU?

BECAUSE...

I LIKE YOU.

I ALWAYS HAVE.

AND I GUESS I FEEL THAT...

IF I KEEP TALKING,

ONE DAY SOMETHING WILL COME OUT RIGHT AND...

MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE ME TOO.

THAT SOUNDED RIGHT TO ME.

YES!

SEE, I KNEW MARGARET'S TAKEN CURSE WAS GARBAGE.

WHAT? MARGARET'S "TAKEN CURSE"?

IT'S RIDICULOUS. SEE, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND

THE NIGHT YOU CAME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME ABOUT MANFRED...

WHOA... YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND?

YEAH, BUT I DUMPED HER.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

BUT I DUMPED HER FOR YOU!

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

I COULDN'T GO OUT WITH A GUY

WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A GIRL.

EW. BUT... BUT...

[ Sigh ]

STUPID TAKEN CURSE.

♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, SUN ♪

♪ I FALL BEHIND ♪

♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, SUN ♪

♪ I FALL BEHIND ♪

♪ AND YOU PASS ME BY ♪

THAT WAS GREAT.

THANKS, DUDE.

OKAY, YOUR TURN.

LET'S GO. OKAY, I WILL.

UM...

THIS IS A LITTLE SONG I WROTE THIS AFTERNOON.

ALL RIGHT.

♪ JENNY ♪

♪ OH, JENNY ♪

♪ JENNY ♪

♪ OH, JENNY ♪

♪ JEN, JEN, JEN, JEN, JEN ♪

♪ I LOVE YOU ♪

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HAL, WE NEED TO TALK.

COOL, UH... [ Awkward chuckle ]

ABOUT WHAT, HOW WE'RE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND?

LOOK, WHEN YOU KISSED ME LAST NIGHT...

IT WAS SWEET, IT REALLY WAS,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVED ME.

NO! UH, WAIT. UM...

DID YOU THINK THAT SONG WAS ABOUT YOU?

BECAUSE IT WASN'T.

HAL, IT HAD MY NAME IN IT.

OH YEAH, THAT.

LISTEN, HAL, I WAS REALLY HOPING

THAT THE FACT YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL

WOULDN'T MATTER, BUT... IT DOES.

BUT I WON'T BE IN HIGH SCHOOL IN TWO YEARS.

HOPEFULLY. [ Chuckling ]

GOODBYE, HAL.

OH, UH...

COULD YOU HAND ME MY GUITAR?

SURE WISH I HAD ONE OF THOSE FIREMAN POLES INSTALLED.

YEAH, ME TOO.

HEY.

THANKS FOR SEEING ME.

IT'S KIND OF HARD NOT TO.

YOU'RE IN FRONT OF ME.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR ANSWER,

I'M SPEED- DIALLING MY DAD

AND YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIM...

BUSTER.

THE "BUSTER" WAS MY DAD TALKING.

I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON VIVIAN

FOR NEARLY TWO YEARS.

BUT EVERY TIME I TRIED TO TALK TO HER,

I'D GET TOO NERVOUS, RAMBLE,

MAKE WEIRD NOISES.

UNTIL TODAY,

WHEN I SAID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

YOU'RE THE WORST APOLOGIZER EVER.

YOU DON'T GET IT!

THE REASON I DIDN'T GET NERVOUS TODAY

WASN'T BECAUSE I WAS RELAXED WITH VIV.

IT WAS BECAUSE...

I DIDN'T CARE IF SHE LIKED ME OR NOT.

YOU DIDN'T? NO.

AND WHEN VIVIAN WALKED AWAY,

I REALIZED THAT...

WHAT I'VE DREAMED OF WITH HER

IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS HAD WITH YOU.

AND WHAT I HOPE I CAN STILL HAVE...

WITH YOU.

THAT MAY BE THE SWEETEST THING

ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME, RAINBOW.

OW! BUT IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

[ Stammering ] NO, TAYLOR...

TAYLOR, WAIT.

I'LL DO ANYTHING

FOR YOU TO GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

OKAY.

STAND ON THE COUNTER,

POUR A MILKSHAKE ON YOUR HEAD,

AND SING A CAMPFIRE SONG IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.

WELL, YOU KNOW, WITHIN REASON. I MEAN, I...

[ Beeps of dialling ]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

♪ WERE YOU EVER IN QUEBEC ♪

♪ STOWING TIMBER ON THE DECK ♪

IS IT NECESSARY TO EMBARRASS ME?

I'M NOT EMBARRASSING YOU.

I'M JUST MAKING SURE NO GIRL IN WHITBY

EVER SEES YOU AS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL AGAIN.

UH, I SAID IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BUSTER!

[ Mixed laughter ]

♪ HEY, HO, AWAY YOU GO ♪

♪ DONKEY RIDING DONKEY RIDING ♪

♪ HEY, HO, AWAY YOU GO ♪

♪ RIDING ON A DONKEY ♪

FINALLY, THE CURSE IS BROKEN.

♪ RIDING ON A DONKEY ♪

IN HIS UNDERWEAR?

NO WAY!

TOO FUNNY, MARGARET.

OH..

I GOTTA GO.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY?

I GUESS YOU KNOW THAT JEN DUMPED ME?

YOU MUST BE THRILLED.

I MEAN, NOT ONLY DO YOU GET YOUR FRIEND BACK,

BUT YOU GET TO BE RIGHT.

AGAIN.

I'M NOT GOING TO SEE JEN ANYMORE.

YOU'RE MY BROTHER, AND AS ANNOYING AS YOU ARE,

I DON'T LET ANYONE MESS WITH YOU.

OH. BESIDES ME.

HEY, THANKS.

I JUST GOT THAT TINGLY LICE LADY FEELING AGAIN.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH "MONKEYS AND CHEESE" REALLY LOUD

TO COVER THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING.

HAL!

JENNIFER WASN'T THAT GREAT.

I MEAN, ALWAYS WANTING A RIDE?

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

SOMEDAY YOU'RE GOING TO MEET SOMEBODY WAY BETTER.

YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR HER.

I MEAN, IT'S HER LOSS, NOT YOURS.

AND THERE'S PLENTY OF... SAVE IT, SADIE.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

NOTHING.

RAIN'S AT THE WOW SINGING SONGS IN HIS UNDERWEAR

WHILE HE POURS A MILKSHAKE OVER HIS HEAD.

HEARTBREAK OVER.

LET THE HILARITY BEGIN!

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THEY SAY THAT BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.

BUT UNTIL TONIGHT, I NEVER KNEW WHAT THAT REALLY MEANT.

PICKING MY BROTHER OVER JENNIFER HAD CHANGED HAL AND ME.

AND REMEMBER,

YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW

AND PRETEND YOU'RE MY IRISH SETTER.

HAL! HEY? EH?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OR MAYBE NOT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]