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♪♪
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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.
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MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES
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FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.
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SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,
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NATURALLY.
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♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪
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♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪
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♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
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♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
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♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪
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♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪
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♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪
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♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪
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♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪
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♪ NATURALLY ♪
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[ Inaudible whispers ]
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
PARENTS WHISPERING
IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS
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IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN.
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WHEN THEY DO TALK,
IT STARTS WITH,
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"WE'VE GOT BAD NEWS,"
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AND ENDS WITH,
"IT'LL MAKE YOU STRONGER."
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Jean:
HAL, COULD
YOU PLEASE
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JOIN YOUR SISTER
ON THE COUCH.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES
DO THEY ACTUALLY WHISPER
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SOMETHING LIKE, "HEY,
THE KIDS ARE GREAT,
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LET'S GIVE THEM MONEY"?
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I'M AFRAID WE HAVE
SOME BAD NEWS.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
SEE? JUST LIKE
I TOLD YOU.
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I'M GOING TO
REFORM SCHOOL?
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IF MS. MANN CALLED,
I SWEAR
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THE BOYS WASHROOM LOOKED
LIKE THAT
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WHEN I WENT IN!
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NEITHER OF YOU
ARE IN TROUBLE.
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UNTIL MS. MANN CALLS.
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YOUR GREAT-AUNT HELEN
PASSED AWAY.
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IS SHE THE ONE WHO
USED TO POP WHEELIES
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IN HER WHEELCHAIR?
NO, THAT WAS
AUNTIE MAD DOG.
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I KNOW!
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SHE'S THE ONE WHO
USED TO DO THE, UH,
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THE PUPPET SHOW
WITH HER DENTURES.
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Sadie:
NO, THAT WAS
UNCLE GARTH,
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AND YOU DID
THE PUPPET SHOW.
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OH, YEAH.
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MAN, I'M HILARIOUS.
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SO WHICH ONE WAS SHE?
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THE ONE WHO JUST
LEFT US $500 EACH.
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[ Ringing of cash register ]
AH!
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MY FAVOURITE AUNT!
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HAL, HAVE
SOME RESPECT.
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AUNT HELEN WOULD
HAVE WANTED US
TO BE HAPPY.
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Jean:
NO, SHE WOULDN'T.
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SHE WAS
PRETTY STINGY.
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SHE EVEN WROTE,
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"A POX FOR EVERY
DOLLAR YOU SPEND"
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IN HER WILL.
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SWEET SENTIMENT.
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WHETHER SHE
LIKES IT OR NOT,
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THIS IS YOUR MONEY,
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AND YOU TWO CAN SPEND
IT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
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[ Game show ♪♪♪ ]
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Reporter:
MS. HAWTHORNE!
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WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO
DO WITH THE MONEY?
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BEATS ME.
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WELL, WE DON'T WANT
TO BLOW IT ALL
IN ONE PLACE.
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IT HAS TO BE
ONE PLACE.
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THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF BLOWING IT ALL.
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I'LL THROW
THE GREATEST
MORNING BREATH
SHOWCASE EVER.
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I'LL GET 10,000-
WATT AMP SPEAKERS
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AND... AND LASER
LIGHTS AND...
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I'LL GET SUPER-AGENT
STAN OBERMEYER TO COME.
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AUNT HELEN, YOU'VE
TOTALLY JETTISONED
MY CAREER!
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[ Smack of kiss ]
Jean:
I THINK HE MEANS
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"JET START".
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HOW ABOUT YOU,
SWEETIE?
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I NEED TO DISCUSS
IT WITH MY SHOPPING
CONSULTANT.
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[ Beeps of speed-dialling ]
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HELLO, MARGARET?
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I HAVE THE MOST
AMAZING NEWS!
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Jean:
AHEM...
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I MEAN, THE SADDEST NEWS.
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SAD, SAD, SAD.
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[ Beeps of speed-dialling ]
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HI. I'M LOOKING TO
BLOW ALL MY MONEY
IN ONE PLACE,
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SO I'D LIKE TO BOOK
YOUR VENUE FOR SUNDAY.
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CLOSED FOR
RENOVATIONS?
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I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THAT BAND.
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HELLO? HELLO?
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Fred:
YOU KNOW,
CHUCKLEHEAD,
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NOTHING SAYS ROCK
LIKE THE WOW.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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ROCK AND GREEK FAMILY
DINING, ALL IN ONE.
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FOR REAL?
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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NO CATCH.
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I TOO KNOW WHAT IT IS
TO HAVE A DREAM.
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HERE WE GO.
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I'M FINALLY DOING
MY ONE-MAN PLAY,
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"BAKLAVA TO THE FUTURE".
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IT PREMIERES
IN TWO DAYS.
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HEY...
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YOU COULD
OPEN FOR ME.
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UH, LET'S TAKE THIS
ONE DREAM AT A TIME.
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I'M STILL
WORKING ON GETTING
STAN OBERMEYER TO COME.
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Rain:
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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PLAY A SHOW
IN HIS LOBBY?
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SERENADE HIM BELOW
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW?
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I'M GOING TO
CALL HIS AGENCY.
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THAT'S IT?
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I TOLD YOU,
I'M STILL WORKING ON IT,
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ALL RIGHT?
[ Beeps of speed-dialling ]
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AHEM. HI, THIS
IS HAL HAWTHORNE.
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GET ME STAN OBERMEYER
RIGHT AWAY.
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UM... OR... OR
WHEN HE'S READY.
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CAN I LEAVE
A MESSAGE?
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HOW ABOUT
MY NUMBER?
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H-HELLO?
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WOW.
I KNOW.
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THEY CALL THEM
AERIAL SILKS.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN
I ASKED YOU FOR
SPENDING ADVICE,
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I WAS KIND OF HOPING
YOU'D JUST SAY
"SHOPPING SPREE".
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I CAN'T EVEN DANCE
ON THE GROUND.
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COME ON,
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HASN'T IT ALWAYS BEEN
YOUR SECRET DREAM
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TO RUN OFF AND JOIN
CIRQUE DU SOLEIL?
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THAT'S YOUR DREAM.
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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IT LOOKS KIND OF...
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HARD.
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NO, IT LOOKS
KIND OF...
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AWESOME.
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AND IF IT'S AS EASY
AS SHE MAKES IT LOOK,
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YOU'LL BE BUSTING
MOVES FASTER
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THAN I CAN SAY
HIP-HOP FROM ABOVE.
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Sadie:
[ Screaming ]
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SOMEBODY HELP!
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[ Laughter ]
SADIE, JUST RELAX.
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Sadie:
YOU RELAX!
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TRY AND LOWER
YOURSELF SLOWLY.
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I'M MORE LIKELY TO
FALL DOWN QUICKLY.
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SOMEBODY CUT ME
OUT OF THIS!
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OKAY.
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I ALMOST BOUGHT
IT UP THERE!
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YOU WEREN'T
DOING THAT BAD.
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AT WHAT, SCREAMING
OR CRYING?
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THEY BLENDED TOGETHER
SO SMOOTHLY.
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MARGARET, THIS
ISN'T WORKING.
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I'D RATHER
SPEND MY MONEY
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ON SOMETHING LIKE
SNAKE HANDLING
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OR FIRE WALKING
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OR HANDLING SNAKES
MADE OF FIRE.
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[ Sigh ]
WHY DID I EVER THINK
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I WOULD ENJOY SOMETHING
INVOLVING GYM SHORTS?
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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[ Farting ]
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MAN, WHEN YOU CUT
ONE ON AN ELEVATOR,
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IT NEVER GETS OFF.
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I MEAN, THEY
SHOULD PUT UP
WARNING SIGNS.
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NO, I WANT THE
JUMBO SHRIMP.
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THE BIG
JUMBO SHRIMP.
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HEY! HEY, MR. O.,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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WHO ARE YOU
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AND WHY ARE YOU
STINKING UP
MY ELEVATOR?
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IT'S ME, HAL HAWTHORNE.
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YOU SAW ME PERFORM
IN THE BOWLING ALLEY.
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MY-MY BAND'S CALLED
MORNING BREATH.
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OH, RIGHT.
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HOW COULD I FORGET?
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WORST NAME EVER,
BY THE WAY.
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WORSE THAN
PICKLED EGG MEN?
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I STAND DISGUSTED.
YOU KNOW,
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WE'RE PLAYING
THIS AWESOME SHOW
IN A FEW DAYS.
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YOU SHOULD
SWING BY.
KID,
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I'M SO BUSY,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME
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TO LISTEN TO
MUSIC I DO LIKE.
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MAN, I CAN'T
BELIEVE
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I WASTED THREE
HOURS OF MY TIME
RIDING THIS THING
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SO I COULD
RUN INTO YOU.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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THREE HOURS?
[ Chiming of
elevator bell ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ANYBODY WITH THAT
KIND OF MOXIE
DESERVES A SHOT.
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TALK TO MY SECRETARY.
SHE'S ON THE
10th FLOOR.
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YES! HA!
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Y-YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS.
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I'M STARTING TO
GET A LITTLE...
ELEVATOR SICKNESS.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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A THUNDERSTORM'S COMING.
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COULD YOU MAKE SURE YOUR
BEDROOM WINDOW'S SHUT?
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YEAH, I'LL GET
RIGHT ON THAT, MOM.
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SO, HOW WAS AIR SILKS?
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UH, IF YOU MEAN
"FALL TO THE GROUND
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AND VOW NEVER
TO DO IT AGAIN
IN MY LIFE" SILKS,
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THEN I MASTERED IT
IN ONE EASY LESSON.
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IT NEVER HURTS
TO TRY NEW THINGS.
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AT LEAST YOU'RE
BETTER OFF THAN YOUR
GREAT-AUNT HELEN.
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MOM!
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THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME.
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT
ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS
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THAT HAPPENED TO HER.
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REALLY?
LIKE WHAT?
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IT ALL STARTED
WHEN SHE WON
THE LOTTERY.
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SHE WAS RICH?
YEP.
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BUT THE MONEY
WAS NOTHING
BUT BAD LUCK.
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MANSION BURNED DOWN,
YACHT SUNK.
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SHE EVEN BOUGHT
A FRENCH POODLE
THAT HAD RABIES.
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CREEPY.
YEAH.
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I GUESS SOMETIMES
FORTUNE
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DOESN'T MEAN
GOOD FORTUNE.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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OKAY, SADIE,
NOW IS A GOOD TIME
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NOT TO LET YOUR
IMAGINATION GO CRAZY.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS JINXED MONEY.
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[ Crash of thunder ]
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Jean:
THERE'S THAT
THUNDER!
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY!
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WHO'S AFRAID OF
THEIR WALLET?
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[ Ring of doorbell ]
AAAH!
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
APPARENTLY I AM.
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[ Sigh ]
COME IN.
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HEY, TARZANA,
QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE.
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I TAKE IT MARGARET TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE AERIAL THING.
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IT WAS MORE OF
AN IMPRESSION.
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I THINK IT'S GOING
TO BE THE NEXT
HOT DANCE MOVE.
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RAIN, I LIVED IT.
I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT.
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ANYWAY, I HEAR
YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE PERFECT WAY
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TO DROP SOME CASH.
232
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,909
SORRY, I'M
NOT EXACTLY IN
A SPENDING MOOD.
233
00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,537
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF JINXED MONEY?
234
00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,874
YEAH, FRED ALWAYS
PULLS THAT WHEN
HE WANTS MY TIPS.
235
00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,042
WHY?
236
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,753
I THINK MY INHERITANCE
MIGHT BE JINXED.
237
00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,004
I'M AFRAID
TO SPEND IT.
238
00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,256
DON'T WORRY. I HAVE
THE PERFECT WAY
239
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,966
TO MELT AWAY
YOUR FEARS.
240
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,176
A DAY AT THE SPA.
241
00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,553
SINCE WHEN ARE
YOU INTO SPAS?
242
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,973
WHY DOES THIS HALL SMELL
LIKE PEPPERMINT AND
SEA SALT EVERY MONDAY?
243
00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,018
IT'S PROBABLY THE
JANITOR'S PEPPERMINT
AND SEA SALT...
244
00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,603
FLOOR WAX.
245
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,231
THAT'S BEEN YOU
THIS WHOLE TIME?
246
00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,691
HEY, YOU THINK
THIS DEWY GLOW
IS NATURAL?
247
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,693
LOOK, KEEP IT QUIET
AND I'LL TAKE YOU
248
00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,946
TO THE MOST RELAXING
SPA IN WHITBY.
249
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,323
TRANQUILLITY GARDENS
OF THE GENTLE WINDS.
250
00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,158
IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER
THAN SWINGING AROUND
251
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,035
LIKE A HUMAN
TETHER BALL.
OH, IT'S BETTER
252
00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,037
THAN A LOT OF
TERRIBLE THINGS.
253
00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,039
[ Beeps of speed-dialling ]
254
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,291
HELLO, SYLVIA?
IT'S RAIN.
255
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,044
NOPE, I WANT TWO HEAD-TO-TOE
256
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,672
CINDERELLA SEAWEED
BERRY SPECIALS.
257
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:08,714
AND ONE MANICURE.
258
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,719
YO, AJAX AMPS?
259
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,805
I'D LIKE TO BOOK
YOUR BEST P.A. PACKAGE
260
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,641
AND WHATEVER ELSE
500 BUCKS WILL GET ME.
261
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,310
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
262
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,106
WELL, THAT'S
A LOT OF MONEY
263
00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,315
FOR A SECURITY DEPOSIT.
264
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,279
I CAN GET IT FOR HOW MUCH?
265
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,239
WHY SO CHEAP?
266
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,866
A BAND CANCELLED?
267
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,995
W-WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEIR TOUR BUS?
268
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,246
WHY WERE THEY
DRIVING IN A LAKE?
269
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,831
LOOK, NEVER MIND,
WE'LL TAKE IT!
270
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,708
BOOK IT UNDER HAL HAW...
[ Buzzing of oven timer ]
271
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:44,917
HOLD ON.
272
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,085
MY CANAPES ARE BUZZING.
273
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,049
[ Smack of lips ]
PERFECT.
274
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,801
UM, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
275
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,052
HELLO?
[ Dial tone ]
276
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,096
HELLO?
277
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,348
OKAY, TURN
RIGHT HERE...
278
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,851
AND FOR THE
MILLIONTH TIME,
I'M SORRY.
279
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,352
[ Sigh ]
JUST MAKE SURE
NO ONE'S AROUND.
280
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,688
ALL CLEAR.
281
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:08,941
Hal:
WHOA!
282
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,027
NICE FACE,
FREAK JOB.
RAIN!
283
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,111
I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT MAKEUP,
284
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,280
BUT, UH, EVEN I
COULD DO A BETTER
JOB THAN THAT.
285
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,948
I HAD A MISADVENTURE
AT A SPA.
286
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,034
A SPA I WAS
NOWHERE NEAR AND
KNEW NOTHING ABOUT.
287
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,119
I WAS ALLERGIC TO
WHATEVER CINDERELLA
SEAWEED BERRY THING
288
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,203
THEY TRIED TO PUT
AROUND MY EYES.
289
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,789
IT SAID "RAINFOREST",
SADIE. RAINFOREST
MEANS GOOD.
290
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,750
IF YOU JUST ATE,
AVOID MIRRORS.
291
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,169
OW! IT'S NOT
MY FAULT!
292
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,129
SINCE WHEN ARE
SPAS DANGEROUS?
293
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,297
IT'S THE
JINXED MONEY!
294
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,925
[ Sigh ]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS NUTS.
295
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:38,012
SINCE WHEN DO I
BELIEVE IN CURSES?
I'M A NATURALIST.
296
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:41,265
NAME ONE ANIMAL
THAT HUNTS BY JINXING.
297
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,850
MEXICAN
JINXING FROG?
298
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,186
I'M NOT TAKING
ANY CHANCES.
HERE, TAKE IT!
299
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,312
N-NO, NO,
NO, I CAN'T.
300
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,022
I-IT'S LIKE A
WEIRD TAX THING!
301
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,982
WHY DON'T YOU
COME TREAT SOME
PEOPLE AT THE WOW,
302
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,818
COMPLETELY HEX-FREE
SINCE MY YAYA DOUSED THE
DOOR IN GARLIC SAUCE.
303
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,403
I-IT WAS ALSO
THE LAST HEALTH
CODE VIOLATION.
304
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,947
RAIN!
[ Slam of door ]
305
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,454
OKAY, I'M JUST
GOING TO LEAVE
THE MONEY HERE
306
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,830
AND LET RAIN
PICK IT UP.
307
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,956
I CAN'T BE
TOO SAFE.
308
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,125
BUT YOU CAN BE TOO LAME.
309
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,043
FOR THE LAST TIME, SADE,
310
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:12,004
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS JINXED MONEY.
311
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,839
ONE CHICKEN SOUVLAKI,
312
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,258
SALAD INSTEAD OF RICE,
NO OLIVES, AND LIGHT FETA
313
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,677
FOR MS. "DOESN'T RESPECT
THE NO SUBSTITUTION RULE",
314
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,180
AND FOR MS. HAWTHORNE,
WE HAVE THE...
315
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:24,433
UHH...
NICE ONE,
PAPA-DROPUS.
316
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,393
RELAX.
317
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,144
I WAS EXPECTING
FOOD POISONING,
318
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,187
SO IT'S NOT SO BAD.
319
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,355
[ Nervous chuckle ]
320
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,356
I NEED TO GET
RID OF THE MONEY
321
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,233
BEFORE IT DOES
ANY MORE DAMAGE.
322
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,901
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THAT WITHOUT
BUYING ANYTHING?
323
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,277
FLUSH IT DOWN
THE TOILET?
324
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,780
INSTEAD OF THAT,
325
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,073
YOU CAN INVEST
IN MY PLAY.
326
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,282
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"INSTEAD OF"?
327
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,325
REAL FUNNY, PUGGLE.
328
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,828
IT'S ABOUT
A BRILLIANT,
329
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,247
YET MISUNDERSTOOD
GREEK CHEF
330
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,791
WHO TOILS TO CREATE
A LEGACY IN FOOD.
331
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,252
WHATEVER WAS
YOUR INSPIRATION?
332
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,045
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO OPEN TONIGHT,
333
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,171
BUT THE THEATRE
WON'T LET ME BRING
334
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,966
A PITA TOASTER ON STAGE
WITHOUT AN INSURANCE DEPOSIT.
335
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:01,262
SOME PEOPLE
HAVE NO VISION.
336
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,304
Fred:
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, TINY?
337
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,223
GREAT INVESTMENT OR WHAT?
338
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,307
IS CASH OKAY?
339
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,396
ALL RIGHT,
"MESMER-LIGHT",
340
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,189
MESMERIZE ME.
341
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,444
AHH!
[ Groan ]
342
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,155
IT'S LIKE GETTING 50 GAZILLION
EYE EXAMS AT ONCE.
343
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,365
[ Ringing of doorbell ]
344
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,786
HEY, FRED.
345
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,288
YOU SLEEP IN
THAT THING TOO?
346
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,373
IT'S MY COSTUME FOR
THE PLAY TONIGHT.
347
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,292
AND YES, I SLEEP
IN IT TOO.
348
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,419
WELL, CAN I SEE
YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE.
349
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,504
I WAS ON MY WAY
THERE AND I FIGURED
I'D STOP BY
350
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,922
SO YOU COULD
EXPLAIN THIS.
351
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,549
THAT'S A MENU. COME ON,
YOU'RE IN THE BIZ.
352
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,259
YEAH, BUT IT'S
NOT MY MENU.
353
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,386
LOOK, IF I'M GOING
TO IMPRESS MR. O.,
354
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,013
IT'S GOT TO BE SWANKY.
355
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,139
CHECK THIS OUT.
356
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,932
MOUSSAKA SUSHI
357
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,934
AND SOUVLAKI
CHARM BRACELETS.
358
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,478
GREEK FUSION.
359
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,022
NO, IT'S CON-FUSION.
360
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,816
THE FOOD OF YESTERDAY
WON'T CUT IT.
361
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,359
WE NEED THE
FOOD OF TODAY
362
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,403
AND WE NEED IT IN
TIME FOR TOMORROW!
363
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,323
THAT'S A GREAT
LINE FOR MY PLAY.
364
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,411
I, UH, BETTER GET
THE CREDIT FOR THAT.
365
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,996
RIGHT?
366
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:10,915
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
367
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,541
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
NIGHT OF OUR LIVES,
368
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,418
THE SHOW "ROLLING STONE"
WILL WRITE ABOUT
WHEN WE BREAK UP,
369
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,253
THE GIG "ROCK AND
ROLL TV" WILL BLAME
370
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,798
FOR MY SPIRAL
INTO ROCK AND ROLL
DEBAUCHERY!
371
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,133
ANY CHANCE WE CAN GET
THAT SPIRAL STARTED?
372
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,052
THE AUDIENCE IS
GETTING RESTLESS.
373
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,011
JUST HOLD ON,
374
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,262
I'M MID-PUMP-UP HERE!
375
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,096
ALL RIGHT,
GUYS, FOR US
376
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,973
THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN
IN THAT AUDIENCE:
377
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,183
STAN OBERMEYER.
378
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,976
YOU BLOCK EVERYONE
ELSE OUT. ALL RIGHT?
379
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,229
OKAY.
380
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,189
LET'S RO-O-O-CK!
381
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,399
WHOOO! YEAH!
MORNING BREATH!
382
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,442
ALL RIGHT...
383
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,486
WHOA.
384
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,322
I'M BETTER AT
BLOCKING OUT PEOPLE
THAN I THOUGHT.
385
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,324
SORRY, CHUCKLEHEAD,
386
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,284
BUT THE ONLY
PERSON BLOCKING
PEOPLE OUT IS ME.
387
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,911
YOU'RE NOT LETTING
PEOPLE IN?
388
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,329
I LET A FEW
PEOPLE IN.
389
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,333
THERE'S A TONNE OF
PEOPLE OUTSIDE,
390
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,460
BUT NOBODY LIKES THE
BIG COVER FRED'S CHARGING.
391
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,003
SINCE WHEN ARE WE
CHARGING PEOPLE?
392
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,296
SINCE "BAKLAVA
TO THE FUTURE"
393
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,173
GOT SHUT DOWN
MID-SENTENCE.
394
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,424
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
395
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,844
YEAH. COULDN'T
BE WORSE.
396
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,888
HERE, THIS
IS FOR YOU.
397
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,515
IT'S A RETURN ON
YOUR INVESTMENT.
398
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,100
AND IT AIN'T
TINY, TINY.
399
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,351
WHAT? HOW?
400
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,353
MY OPENING NIGHT
STUNK SO BAD
401
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,355
THE THEATRE BOUGHT
OUT MY CONTRACT
402
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,940
FOR TWICE THE
AMOUNT I PAID.
403
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,361
THIS CAN'T BE
HAPPENING.
404
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,113
I'M BACK WHERE
I STARTED!
405
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,449
CURSE YOU,
CURSE MONEY!
406
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,370
Hal:
CAN SOMEONE TURN OFF
THE MESMER-LIGHT?
407
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,413
THANKS.
408
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,040
AH, HEY, MR. O.
409
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,166
I'M GLAD YOU
COULD MAKE IT.
410
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,543
WHAT?
411
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,379
I-I'M SORRY. I CAN'T...
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER
ALL THE SCREAMING FANS.
412
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,172
UH YEAH, YOU KNOW,
ABOUT THAT.
413
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,342
UM, I FIGURED IT WOULD
BE BETTER TO GIVE
YOU A PRIVATE SHOW.
414
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,219
JUST... JUST YOU AND...
AND MORNING BREATH.
415
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,721
GO MORNING BREATH!
416
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,972
ROCK THE HOUSE, SON!
417
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,266
[ Nervous chuckle ]
AND MY PARENTS.
418
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,434
LISTEN, KID,
419
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,561
IF THE BAND CAN ONLY
DRAW THEIR PARENTS,
420
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,313
THEIR CD'S ONLY GOING
TO SELL TWO COPIES.
421
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,190
SAYS SO
RIGHT ON MY CARD.
422
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,400
NO, IT DOES...
423
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,737
WOW, IT ACTUALLY DOES.
424
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,905
DON'T CALL ME AND
I WON'T CALL YOU.
425
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,365
BUT Y-YOU'RE
ALREADY HERE.
426
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,117
JUST THINK OF ME
AS ALREADY GONE.
427
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,368
LOOK, BUT
IF YOU LEAVE,
THEN THIS NIGHT
428
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,078
WILL BE A TOTAL WASTE
OF TIME AND MONEY.
429
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,413
I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH YOU THERE.
430
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,998
LOOK, JUST...
JUST WAIT. WAIT.
431
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:17,917
[ Sigh ]
432
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,627
I- YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
STAY FOR SOME FOOD.
433
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,086
NOW, I'VE GOT
434
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,547
MOUSSAKA SUSHI
WITH WASABI COMPOTE.
435
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,010
HMM. THAT... THAT ACTUALLY
LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
436
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,595
ALL RIGHT, KID.
437
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,388
I'LL STAY FOR
A LITTLE BIT.
438
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,515
BUT IF THIS PLACE
ISN'T FULL BY THE
TIME MY STOMACH IS..
439
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,602
I'M OUT OF HERE.
440
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,728
OKAY.
"BONE APPETITE."
441
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,564
SO, SADIE, HOW'S
THE HIGH LIFE
BEEN TREATING YOU?
442
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,191
YOU BEEN
BLINGIN' IT UP?
443
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,442
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HOW DO I SAY THIS
444
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,235
WITHOUT SOUNDING
UNGRATEFUL?
445
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,154
IT ISN'T WHAT
I EXPECTED.
446
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,322
WE'VE HAD A FEW
SURPRISES TOO.
447
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,282
REALLY?
448
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,450
I THOUGHT I WAS
THE ONLY ONE.
449
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,618
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
450
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,619
ROTTEN SMOOTHIE?
451
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,204
LOSE YOUR FINGER
IN A BLENDER?
452
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,163
BAD HAIRCUT?
IS THIS A WIG?
453
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,665
HONEY, CALM DOWN.
454
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,999
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
455
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,668
[ Sigh ]
REALLY?
Walter:
YEAH.
456
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,336
INSTEAD OF GETTING
THE WATCH I WANTED,
457
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,255
I GOT YOUR MOM
THESE BELLY DANCING
LESSONS SHE WANTED.
458
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,423
AND WITHOUT KNOWING
HE DID THAT,
459
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,633
I BOUGHT HIM
THE WATCH.
460
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,259
CHA-CHING.
GENUINE FRO-LEX.
461
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,303
WELL, EVERY TIME
I SPEND IT,
462
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,263
SOMETHING GOES
HORRIBLY WRONG.
463
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,182
I THINK I INHERITED
HELEN'S BAD LUCK.
464
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,392
RELAX, SADIE.
465
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,143
I'M SURE IT'S
ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
466
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,395
THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
467
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,021
YOU'RE NOT
THE ONE WHO'S
GOING TO BE MAULED
468
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,106
BY A RABID
FRENCH POODLE.
469
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,650
HELEN WAS A VERY
SELFISH PERSON.
470
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,485
SHE ONLY SPENT
MONEY ON HERSELF.
471
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,363
SHE DROVE
FANCY CARS, WENT ON
LUXURIOUS VACATIONS.
472
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,198
SHE SPENT $100,000
ON HER FUNERAL
473
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,158
AND NO ONE WAS
EVEN INVITED.
474
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,244
MAYBE IF YOU USED IT
TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE,
475
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,286
THE BAD LUCK
WOULD GO AWAY.
476
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,706
YOU THINK?
477
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,250
WORKED FOR US.
IN THEORY.
478
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,336
TRY THIS...
SOUVLAKI CHARM
BRACELET.
479
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,505
BETTER THAN THAT.
ENJOY, ENJOY.
480
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,173
NOW, CAN YOU
JUST OPEN THE
DOOR, PLEASE,
481
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,216
SO THEY CAN
WATCH THE SHOW
482
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,217
AND WE CAN IMPRESS
STAN OBERMEYER?
483
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,720
CASH IN THE HAND.
Hal:
OH, CASH IN THE... LOOK!
484
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,433
GREAT-AUNT HELEN, I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
485
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,309
OR EVEN REALLY
KNOW WHO I AM.
486
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,770
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN
REALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
487
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,522
ANYWAYS, HERE'S
THE THING.
488
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,357
I NEED YOU TO REMOVE
THE POX YOU PUT ON US
489
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,275
FOR SPENDING YOUR MONEY.
490
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,194
IN RETURN, IF YOU COME
BACK AS A ZOMBIE,
491
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,447
I PROMISE I'LL LET
YOU EAT MY BRAINS
492
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,615
IF YOU DO
THIS ONE THING.
493
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,159
SO...
494
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,368
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
495
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,495
UH...
496
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,706
[ Nervous laugh ]
497
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,332
AH-H! FORGET YOU.
498
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,459
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
499
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,169
I CAN ROCK
AN EMPTY HOUSE.
500
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,588
I JUST NEED TO PICTURE
THE AUDIENCE IN MY HEAD.
501
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,381
Crowd:
[ Cheering ]
502
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,133
WOW. HUH!
503
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,302
I'M BETTER AT PICTURING
AN AUDIENCE THAN I THOUGHT.
504
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,221
♪ FOOD FIGHT ♪
505
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,723
♪ FOOD FIGHT ♪
506
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,558
♪ FOOD FIGHT, FOOD FIGHT ♪
♪ FOOD FIGHT ♪
507
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,393
♪ LET'S TEAR THIS
PLACE UP TONIGHT ♪
508
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,271
♪ FOOD FIGHT, FOOD FIGHT,
NO MATTER WRONG OR RIGHT ♪
509
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,733
♪ FOOD FIGHT,
FOOD FIGHT ♪
510
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,236
♪ SOMETIMES IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO EAT ♪
511
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,406
♪ STAND TALL,
GET UP ON YOUR FEET ♪
512
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,409
♪ BUT IF THEY'VE
GOT SPAGHETTI ♪
513
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,203
♪ MAN, YOU BETTER ♪
514
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,788
♪ BETTER GET READY ♪
515
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,208
♪ IF THEY WON'T STOP
TALK, TALK, TALK TO ME ♪
516
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,252
♪ HIT THEM WITH SOUVLAKI ♪
517
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,255
♪ PICK UP YOUR PLATE,
ONE, TWO THREE ♪
518
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,300
♪ TIME FOR FOOD INSANITY ♪
519
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,802
♪ FOOD FIGHT, FOOD FIGHT ♪
♪ FOOD FIGHT ♪
520
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,762
♪ LET'S TEAR THIS
PLACE UP TONIGHT ♪
521
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,681
♪ FOOD FIGHT, FOOD FIGHT,
NO MATTER WRONG OR RIGHT ♪
522
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,433
[ ♪♪♪ ]
523
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,810
Walter:
WHOO! THAT'S MY BOY!
524
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,269
[ Applause/cheering ]
525
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,604
WHOO!
526
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,356
Jean:
GO, MORNING BREATH!
527
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,445
Margaret:
SADIE! HOW COULD
YOU DO THAT?
528
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,447
DO WHAT?
CURSE HAL.
529
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,199
I MEAN, WHAT DID
HE EVER DO TO YOU?
530
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,867
BESIDES READ
YOUR DIARY.
531
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,370
AND LICK YOUR
FOOD WHEN YOU
WEREN'T LOOKING.
532
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,747
AND USE YOUR
TOOTHBRUSH TO
CLEAN THE...
533
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,374
YOU GUYS, IT'S OKAY.
534
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,834
THE BAD LUCK
ONLY KICKS IN
535
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,876
IF YOU'RE SELFISH
WITH THE MONEY.
536
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,378
BUT WHAT ABOUT
FRED'S PLAY?
537
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,506
I WAS MORE INTERESTED
IN GETTING RID
OF THE MONEY
538
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,882
THAN HELPING
FRED OUT.
539
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,717
[ Whispering ]
BESIDES, IT WAS
PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
540
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,760
Fred:
I HEARD THAT.
541
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,721
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS
HAIR-SPLITTING.
542
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,267
SO YOU SEE, WHEN THE
JINXED MONEY IS FILTERED
543
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,977
THROUGH A
GREED-RESISTANT CHAMBER,
544
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,312
PROCESSED SELFLESSLY
545
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,814
AND THEN DIVERTED
BACK DOWN
546
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,315
WITH THE INTENT
TO HELP OTHERS,
547
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,153
THE END RESULT IS CLEAR:
ONE HAPPY HAL.
548
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,196
IN THEORY.
549
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:21,451
LOOK AROUND YOU.
EVERYTHING TURNED
OUT PERFECT.
550
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,245
HAL IS GOING TO
BE SUPER-FAMOUS.
551
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,248
THE CURSE IS BROKEN,
THIS GIRL IS JINX-FREE.
552
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,585
[ Sigh ]
AH, SO, MR. O.,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
553
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,961
HOT OR NOT?
Obermeyer:
MMM.
554
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,297
DEFINITELY HOT.
NO, BEYOND HOT.
555
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,214
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T
EXPECT MUCH,
556
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,424
BUT THIS COULD BE
THE NEXT SENSATION.
557
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,800
I HAD A FEELING
OUR TIME HAD COME.
558
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,218
WHOO! NO KIDDING.
559
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,888
FOOD THIS GOOD
IS HARD TO FIND
IN WHITBY.
560
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,515
UM... I'M GLAD
YOU DUG THE FOOD,
561
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,392
BUT, UH, WHAT
DID YOU THINK OF
MORNING BREATH?
562
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,685
HMM?
563
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,811
OH, RIGHT.
564
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,605
YEAH, YOU GUYS
WERE PLAYING
WHILE I WAS EATING.
565
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,899
UH... NOT
A BAD SOUND,
566
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,692
BUT TO BE HONEST,
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
567
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,486
THAT... INTANGIBLE
"IT" QUALITY.
568
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,488
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT "IT" IS.
569
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,866
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
"IT" INTANGIBLE.
570
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,367
AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU CAN LEARN.
571
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,286
YOU EITHER HAVE
"IT" OR YOU DON'T.
572
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288
AND WE DON'T?
573
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,831
NO.
574
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,041
THANKS FOR
THE MEAL, KID.
575
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,710
I'M GOING TO BE DREAMING
ABOUT THOSE SOUVLAKI
CHARM BRACELETS.
576
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,961
ALMOST CHEWED
MY WRIST OFF.
577
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,255
NOW THOSE...
HAD "IT".
578
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,425
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
SO MAYBE I WAS
RESPONSIBLE
579
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,927
FOR DESTROYING
HAL'S DREAMS,
580
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,221
BUT HE ALWAYS
BOUNCES BACK.
581
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,973
HE'S PROBABLY WORKING
ON NEW STUFF RIGHT NOW,
582
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,475
LIKE A SEQUEL
TO "FOOD FIGHT"...
583
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,851
"BREAKFAST BATTLES"!
584
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,561
I WISH I COULD
LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
585
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,812
TOO BAD I'M BROKE.
586
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,315
HEY, USED
GUITAR LAND?
587
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,317
DO YOU GUYS BUY
USED GUITARS?
588
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,985
HAL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
589
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,529
OH, I'M SELLING OFF
MY OLD EQUIPMENT.
590
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,906
ME AND MUSIC
ARE THROUGH.
591
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,075
WELL, BEFORE
YOU DO THAT,
592
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,868
I HAVE A CONFESSION
TO MAKE.
593
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,537
I'M THE ONE WHO
RUINED YOUR CHANCES
WITH OBERMEYER.
594
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,456
WHAT DID YOU DO, TELL
HIM WE'RE RELATED?
595
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,041
HAL!
596
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,584
THIS IS SERIOUS.
597
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,669
I PAID FOR
EVERYONE'S COVER
598
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,795
SO THE SHOW
WOULD GO ON.
599
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,004
YOU DID THAT?
600
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,048
I THOUGHT FRED JUST
HAD TO GO TO THE
CAN OR SOMETHING.
601
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,299
I'M REALLY SORRY.
602
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,385
SADIE, YOU HAVE
NO IDEA HOW MUCH
603
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,719
YOUR FREAKY JINX
MONEY HELPED ME!
604
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,680
THANKS TO YOU,
I'VE REALIZED
MY TRUE PASSION.
605
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,556
BEING REJECTED
BY OBERMEYER
606
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,599
ISN'T MUCH
OF A PASSION.
607
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,017
THE ONLY REASON
I STARTED A BAND
608
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,018
IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT
THEY WERE COOL.
609
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,271
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO READ MUSIC.
610
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,023
I KNOW I TEASED
YOU ABOUT THAT,
611
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,442
BUT I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS TRUE.
612
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,111
FOOD'S ALWAYS
COME NATURALLY.
613
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,988
I MEAN, I WAS
THE ONLY KID ON
THE BLOCK WHOSE...
614
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,324
WHOSE MUD PIES HAD
A TREE SAP REDUCTION
WITH A WORM GLAZE.
615
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,742
I REMEMBER THOSE!
616
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,328
I THINK I'LL WHIP
ONE UP RIGHT NOW.
617
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,539
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
IT'S FUNNY HOW
THINGS CAN WORK OUT.
618
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,290
I GUESS SOMETIMES
ALL YOU NEED
619
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,002
IS A LITTLE BAD LUCK
FOR SOME GOOD FORTUNE.
620
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,838
THE LAST OF
THE JINX MONEY.
621
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:38,880
JINX MONEY.
622
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,841
IT ALL SEEMS SO
RIDICULOUS NOW.
623
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,801
HEY, I'LL FLIP YOU.
624
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,386
LOSER EATS
THE MUD PIE.
625
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,387
I CALL HEADS!
626
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,850
I'M SO NOT TOUCHING
THAT QUARTER.
627
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:50,809
ME NEITHER.
628
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:58,400
[ ♪♪♪ ]
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