All language subtitles for Naturally.Sadie.S03E05.Poetic.Justice.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.x264-DAWN_track3_[eng]

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,

NATURALLY.

♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪

♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪

♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪

♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪

♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

♪ NATURALLY ♪

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
SOMETIMES IN LIFE,

YOU HAVE TO
SHAKE THINGS UP.

TAKE RAIN.

HE WAS SHAKING
THINGS UP AT THE WOW.

OKAY. NOW,

TELL ME THIS WON'T DRAW A CROWD

FOR THE POETRY SLAM TONIGHT.

"ARE YOU A POET BUT
DON'T EVEN KNOW IT?"

IF SOMEONE'S A POET BUT
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW,

WILL THEY KNOW
ENOUGH TO COME?

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
AS FOR ME, I WAS
SHAKING THINGS UP

WITH MARGARET'S "FAKE IT
'TIL YOU MAKE IT" RULE;

ACTING AS IF MY FRIENDSHIP
WITH BEN WAS FINE

WAS SUPPOSED TO
MAKE IT FINE.

IN THEORY.

OH, UH,
YOU TAKE IT.

NO, YOU. I INSIST.

NO, GO AHEAD.
Rain:
GUYS,

THERE'S, LIKE,
TEN MARKERS.

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
I REALIZED IT WOULD
TAKE A LOT MORE EFFORT

TO MAKE THINGS
RIGHT WITH BEN.

SO, YOU THINK
YOU WANT IT NOW.

BUT ONCE
YOU'VE GOT IT,

YOU'LL PROBABLY
CHANGE YOUR MIND AND...

THEN YOU'LL WANT
BREAK UP WITH IT

IN FRONT OF ALL
THE OTHER MARKERS.

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
I DON'T THINK HE'S
TALKING ABOUT THE MARKER.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

OKAY,

I COULD BRAG
TO SOMEBODY
MORE IMPORTANT,

BUT YOU GUYS
WILL DO.

BEHOLD THE GENIUS
WHO HAS JUST PULLED OFF

HIS 50th
CONSECUTIVE PRANK.

HUH? AH? AH-H.

YOU SWITCHED
THE PUSH-PULL
SIGNS ON THE DOORS!

HUH. THAT'S WHY
IT TOOK ME TEN
MINUTES TO GET IN.

NOPE.

OOH. THEN I
HAVE NO EXCUSE.

DO YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?

NO. NOBODY TOLD ME
THERE WAS GOING
TO BE A TEST.

I'VE TIED THE RECORD
SET BY THE PRANKINATOR.

WOW! THE PRANKINATOR'S
A LEGEND.

Taylor:
NO WAY! MALLS
HAVE LEGENDS?

THE PRANKINATOR
HAS A TOTALLY
UNBLEMISHED RECORD.

HE PULLED OFF 50
CONSECUTIVE PRANKS

AND NOT ONE OF THEM
EVER WENT WRONG.

AND THEN HE RETIRED.

AND NO ONE KNOWS
HIS IDENTITY.

SO TELL ME, HAL,

WHAT'S YOUR BRIGHT
IDEA FOR CAPER 51?

WELL, SEEING AS
HOW THE PRANKINATOR

ALREADY SWIPED
THE STOP BUTTON
OFF THE ESCALATOR,

I'M GOING TO PLAN B.

Mall Cop:
WELL, WELL, WELL,

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE,
AND YOU'RE HERE

FOR THE EARLY BIRD
BAGEL SPECIAL.

WOW!

I WISH MY HAIR WAS
MADE OF COTTON CANDY.

GEE, MALL COP,
WHAT HAPPENED?

DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE
NOT BEHIND THIS.

ACTUALLY, THAT WAS ME
PRETENDING I CARE.

WELL, YOU WON'T
HAVE MALL COP TO
LIE TO ANYMORE.

WHY? WHAT,
DID YOU QUIT?

I WAS FIRED.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

MY POSTERS WORKED.

LOOK AT ALL THE
PEOPLE WHO SIGNED UP
FOR MY POETRY SLAM.

HATE TO BREAK
IT TO YOU, BUT...

THAT'S THE
OVERFLOW FROM THE
KRUMP SIGN-UP SHEET.

[ Sigh ]
KRUMP NIGHT.

NOW THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA.

WISH I'D THOUGHT
OF IT.

NO ONE'S GOING
TO COME TONIGHT.

AT LEAST YOU WON'T
HAVE TO LISTEN

TO ANGST-RIDDEN
HAIKUS ABOUT ACNE.

YOU HAVE TO
HELP ME OUT.

NO WAY.
I "HELPED OUT"

ON YOUR COWBOY NIGHT
LAST MONTH, REMEMBER?

OH, YEAH.

THAT MECHANICAL BULL
DID NOT MESS AROUND.

COME ON, BEN, POETRY
NEEDS A TALL,

GOOD-LOOKING GUY
WITH AN ATTITUDE.

SORRY, NOT GOING TO DO IT.

COME ON.

YOU'D BE GREAT.

BEING A POET IS
SORT OF LIKE BEING
A PHOTOGRAPHER.

INSTEAD OF IMAGES,

YOU CAN USE WORDS
TO TELL A STORY.

THAT'S IT!
DIPLOMACY IS THE KEY

TO GETTING THINGS
BACK ON TRACK WITH BEN.

WITH GENTLE BUT
HELPFUL CRITICISM,

I'LL COACH HIM TO
A GREAT PERFORMANCE
AT THE SLAM

AND THEN WE'LL BE
FRIENDS AGAIN.

GOODBYE, AWKWARD
SILENCES,

HELLO, QUALITY
CHILL TIME.

YOU'LL EXPAND
WHITBY'S CULTURAL
HORIZONS

WHILE DOING A FRIEND
A HUGE FAVOUR.

AND... I'LL HELP YOU.

THAT'S A HEFTY
ORDER FOR A BUNCH
OF RHYMING COUPLETS.

WILL YOU DO IT?

YOU'LL OWE ME
BIG TIME.

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T
INVOLVE FREE FOOD.

FRED'S REALLY CRACKING DOWN
ON COMPS AT THE WOW.

[ Chuckling ]

I CAN'T WAIT TO
GENTLY MOCK YOUR
BLACK TURTLENECK

AND FANCY BERET.

DON'T PUSH IT, RED.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

YOU GOT A MAN
FIRED BEFORE
9:00 A.M.

I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE WHAT YOU'LL
PULL AFTER LUNCH.

IT'S A TOUGH
ENOUGH ENCORE, BUT
I'LL DO MY BEST.

DON'T YOU FEEL
BAD AT ALL?

NAH.

MALL COP WILL
BOUNCE BACK.

HE SURVIVED
50 PRANKS.

WELL, 49, ANYWAY.

GIVE ME A HIGH-
DESTROYED-A-MAN'S-
LIFE-FIVE.

THAT'S COLD.
HEY,

I'M GOING
TO KICK BACK

AND EXPERIENCE
A WHOLE NEW FREEDOM.

Mall Cop:
WELL, WELL, WELL.

WE MEET AGAIN.

W... MALL COP, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF
IN TOWN, PUNK,

AND THIS TIME
IT'S PERSONAL.

AND IT'S HALL COP
TO YOU.

"SHADOWS LIVING
IN DARKNESS,

STILTED STILLNESS.

CAN IT BE THAT
THE TRUTH IS A LIE?

OH, THE TANGLE
OF TANGLES

AS MY SOUL CRIES OUT."

S-SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

PRETTY OFF THE
HOOK, RIGHT?

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
IS HE KIDDING?

"MY SOUL CRIES OUT"?

OPERATION FRIENDSHIP WILL
BE OVER BEFORE IT STARTS

IF I TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

WELL, I THOUGHT THE
FIRST 10 MINUTES

WERE A LITTLE... DARK.

BUT THEN YOU REALLY
HIT YOUR STRIDE

AT THE HALF
HOUR POINT.

ALL IN ALL,
A GREAT FIRST PASS.

FIRST PASS?

I SPENT ALL OF FRENCH
CLASS WORKING ON THIS.

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS
YOUR POP QUIZ SCORE.

ALL RIGHT,
SHAKESPEARE,

WHAT GREAT IDEAS
DO YOU HAVE?

UM...

WHY DON'T YOU WRITE
FROM YOUR HEART
AND NOT YOUR HEAD?

LOOK, I'M NOT DUMBING
DOWN MY POEM, RED.

IF YOU CAN'T
APPRECIATE IT
FOR WHAT IT IS,

I'M SURE POETRY LOVERS
AT THE WOW WILL.

PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
WEAR THE TURTLENECK.

HEY, SOME
NINTH GRADER

WANTS HIS SWEATY
GYM SHIRT BACK.

I'VE GOT YOU TO
THANK FOR THIS.

HEY, DON'T BLAME ME
'CAUSE YOU RAIDED
THE LOST AND FOUND
FOR YOUR GET UP.

NO, IT'S HALL COP.

HE'S ACTUALLY
ENFORCING THE "NO
BELLY SHIRT" RULE.

AND HOW IS
THIS MY FAULT?

IF YOU DIDN'T GET HIM
FIRED FROM THE MALL,

HE WOULDN'T BE
WORKING HERE.

Rain:
IF I WERE YOU,

I'D KEEP A LOW
PROFILE TODAY.

MALL COP'S ON A RAMPAGE.

[ Cell phone ♪♪♪ ]

Mall Cop:
WHOSE IS THAT?

UH, IT'S...
MY... PACEMAKER.

Mall Cop:
I'LL TAKE THAT.
NO CELL PHONES.

[ Groan ]

BUT I'M WAITING
FOR A CALL FROM
MY GIRLFRIEND.

[ Scoffing ]
YOU'VE GOT
A GIRLFRIEND?

Hal & Margaret:
[ Laughing ]

[ Sigh ]

WOW, THE TX 9800,

THE ONE WITH
THE CAMERA.

HALL COP LIKE-Y.

SMILE!

GREAT SHOT OF YOU
GETTING YOUR PHONE
CONFISCATED.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Rain:
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR FRED!

I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND MEAN,

BUT BEN'S POETRY
IS TERRIBLE.

THEN YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY STOP
SAYING THINGS

LIKE, "BEN'S POETRY
IS TERRIBLE."

I JUST DON'T WANT HIM
TO EMBARRASS HIMSELF
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

Fred:
DELICIOUS PORK...

[ Drumming ]

ON THE END OF MY FORK.

[ Drumming ]

YOU'RE SO TASTY.

THAT'S WHY I'M HASTY.

[ Drumming ]

[ Chuckling ]
[ Snapping of fingers ]

LIKE THAT.

Taylor:
TELL IT LIKE
IT IS, MAN!

IT'S ABOUT TIME.
SOMEBODY HAD
TO SAY IT.

CAN YOU HEAR ME
IN THE BACK?

Rain:
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
PROGRAMMED FRED

AFTER RUN E.X.E.

HE'S A TOUGH
ACT TO FOLLOW.

Fred:
NOW, FOR MY NEXT PIECE...

[ Squeal of feedback ]

AHEM. UH,
EVERYONE,

LET'S GIVE A NICE
HAND FOR FRED,

WHO REALLY KNOWS
HOW TO SLAM IT.

UH, NEXT UP, WE HAVE
A BRILLIANT WORDSMITH...

NOT AS GOOD
AS YOU, RUN...

MY GOOD...
NO, BEST FRIEND,

BEN HARRISON.

[ Applause ]

THANK YOU.

SHE LEFT ME BEFORE
WE EVEN STARTED.

I WAS SHATTERED,
SO BROKEN-HEARTED.

HE TOOK MY ADVICE.

TO WRITE ABOUT YOU?

TO WRITE FROM
THE HEART.
IT'S NOT ME.

I BET IT'S ABOUT HIS
OLD GIRLFRIEND, HEIDI.

IT WAS LIKE GETTING
KICKED IN THE HEAD.

HOW COULD YOU DO
THIS TO ME, RED?

[ Gasp ]
COOL.

HEIDI HAS THE SAME
NICKNAME AS YOU.

IN FRONT OF YOUR
FAMILY AT DINNER.

NOW I'M THE LOSER

AND YOU'RE THE WINNER.

WHERE DOES HE GET
HIS INSPIRATION?

FOR TWO WEEKS
SHE WAS MY LADY,

BUT IN THE END

SHE ACTED SO SHADY.

LIFE'S NOT FAIR,
IT WOULD SEEM SO.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO SAY...

CHIMO.

[ Sparse applause ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D WRITE ABOUT
OUR BREAK-UP.

I THOUGHT WE
WERE PAST THAT.
SO DID I.

GUESS WE WERE
BOTH WRONG.

DO YOU REALLY FEEL
LIKE THE LOSER?

OF COURSE NOT.

IT'S CALLED AN
ARTISTIC LICENSE.

I JUST WANTED TO CAPTURE
THE UNIVERSAL FEELINGS
OF THE DUMPED.

NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE
YOU TWO TOGETHER AGAIN.

UH, DEEP POEM,
BY THE WAY.

SO, YOU DOING
ANOTHER POETRY NIGHT?

NO, MAN, AUDIENCES
DON'T CARE ABOUT POETRY.

RAP IS WHERE
IT'S AT.

I'VE BOOKED
RUN E.X.E.

YOU GUYS GOING
TO CHECK IT?
SURE,

IF I DON'T HAVE TO
HEAR ABOUT ME AGAIN.

MY LIFE IS MY ART.

YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT ABOUT WRITERS.

WE DRAW ON PAST
EXPERIENCES.

BUT YOU'RE DONE
DRAWING FROM MY
EXPERIENCES, RIGHT?

I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
WRITE ABOUT YOU AGAIN.

NEXT TIME,
I'LL MIME IT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Rain:
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR HALL COP?

ARE YOU GOING
TO APOLOGIZE FOR
GETTING HIM FIRED?

THAT'S A PLAN.
DON'T WORRY,

I'VE GOT IT ALL
FIGURED OUT.

I PRANKED HIM OUT
OF THE MALL,

I CAN PRANK HIM OUT HERE.

SINCE WHEN DO
WE HAVE A COTTON
CANDY MACHINE?

HA-HA!
I'M USING A CLASSIC:

THE OLD FIZZ BOMB
IN THE DRINK.

A WHAT-BOMB?
A FIZZ BOMB.

YOU PLANT ONE IN
SOMEONE'S DRINK WHEN
THEY'RE NOT LOOKING

AND THEN BAM!
SPRAY CITY.

SOUNDS TIGHT.
I AMAZE MYSELF.

SOMEDAY THEY MIGHT
JUST GIVE ME

THE NOBEL PRANK PRIZE.

I ACCEPT.

YES, THANK YOU.

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I JUST...
LOOKING FOR THIS?

AHH-H!

Hal:
MY FIZZ BOMB!

HOW DID YOU...
IT'S A BIG MALL,

BUT A SMALL SCHOOL.

IT'S... BUT IT'S NOT
THAT SMALL OF A SCHOOL.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE
WHOLE WORLD KNOWS

HOW I BROKE UP
WITH BEN.

DIAL BACK THE
DRAMA, SADE.

IT WASN'T
THAT BAD.

IT WAS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT
EVER AT THE WOW.

WHAT ABOUT LAST YEAR?

THAT WAS WAY MORE
EMBARRASSING.

WELCOME TO THE WOW'S
FIRST ANNUAL

COCKROACH RACING
EXTRAVAGANZA.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

THEY'RE GONE.

[ Circus ♪♪♪ ]

I MEANT
EMBARRASSING FOR ME.

LET IT GO.

HARDLY ANYONE
HEARD BEN'S POEM.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

IT WASN'T THAT
MANY PEOPLE.

AND THE POEM
WAS ABOUT YOU.

MOST PEOPLE
DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.

NOT THE SUPPORT
I WAS LOOKING FOR,

BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
FINE.

IF YOU WANT
THIS TO GO AWAY,

ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS IMPLEMENT

THE "I MEANT TO
DO THAT" RULE.

THE "I MEANT TO
DO THAT" RULE.
YEAH.

LIKE WHEN YOU
ACCIDENTALLY FALL
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

IF YOU ACT ALL
EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT,

PEOPLE WILL
LAUGH AT YOU.

IF YOU OWN IT AND SAY
"I MEANT TO DO THAT,"

PEOPLE WILL THINK
YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT.

SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT I SHOULD
TELL EVERYONE

THAT I MEANT TO DUMP
BEN IN FRONT OF
MY ENTIRE FAMILY,

SENDING HIM ON
A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

AND MAKING OUR
RELATIONSHIP
TERMINALLY AWKWARD?

WOW.

IT SOUNDED A LOT
BETTER ON PAPER,
DIDN'T IT?

HALL COP.
STUDENT 9818.

WOW, YOU'VE MEMORIZED
MY STUDENT I.D.

IMPRESSIVE.
THAT'S MY JOB.

I'M A HALL COP.

WORD IS YOU DON'T
LIKE CAFETERIA FOOD.

YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT, JACK.

MY SOURCES TELL ME

YOU GOT A THING
FOR MALL FOOD.

YOUR SOURCES ARE RIGHT.

SPICY THAI,
CRISPY CHICKEN,

TANGY PIZZA,
LEAFY GREENS.

YOU LIKE IT ALL.

TRUE ENOUGH,

BUT THERE'S ONE THING
I LIKE THE MOST.

AND WHAT'S THAT?

GIANT, TASTY
MALL COOKIES.

WELL, WELL, WELL,

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

LOOK WHAT I HAVE
RIGHT HERE.

AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE IT CAME FROM.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU SLIP ME A GIANT,
TASTY MALL COOKIE

AND I LET UP ON YOU.

YEAH, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
SORRY, KID.

HALL COP DOESN'T
WORK LIKE THAT.

UH, OF COURSE
HE DOESN'T.

I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO EAT SOMETHING

WHILE YOU READ THESE.

CIRCLED A BUNCH
OF JOBS.

BETTER PAY,
CLASSIER UNIFORMS.

NO ME.

THIS IS
A SWEET GIG.

SHORTER HOURS,
SUMMERS OFF.

HALL COP'S HERE TO STAY.

WANT SOME MILK
WITH THAT?

NO, I'M GOOD.

HI.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE
WRITTEN ABOUT
OUR BREAK-UP.

IT WASN'T THE WRITING
THAT BOTHERED ME SO MUCH.

IT WAS MORE...
THE READING.

AND THE OVATION
YOU GOT.

AND THE REQUEST
FOR A BOOK TOUR.
I KNOW.

BUT THIS IS
YOUR FAULT.

YOU DID SAY WRITE
FROM THE HEART.

IT SEEMED MORE LIKE IT
CAME FROM YOUR SPLEEN.

ANYWAY, THANKS.

FOR WHAT?
FOR HELPING ME
GET OVER YOU.

WRITING THAT POEM GOT
YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
WOW. I HELPED BEN SO
WE COULD BECOME CLOSER,

BUT ALL I DID WAS
DRIVE HIM AWAY.

THAT'S POETIC JUSTICE.

PSSSTT.
OVER HERE.

TAYLOR?

DON'T YOU TOTALLY LOVE MY
BENNETT STUDENT DISGUISE?

IT'S JEANS
AND A T-SHIRT.

I KNOW.

YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE
TO AMP UP YOUR LOOK.

DID YOU KNOW
HALL COP'S OLD
BOSS AT THE MALL

IS WALKING
THE BEAT NOW?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.

MALL BOSS. BIG
GUY WITH A BEARD.

ALWAYS A LITTLE
SLOW OFF THE MARK.

UGH. ALL I KNOW
IS HE'S DRIVING
ME INSANE.

HE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY
AT THE SAME TIME

AND ORDERS ME AROUND.

"CLEAN THE COUNTER.
MAKE MY SASKATOON
BERRY SMOOTHIE.

RETURN THE PYTHON
TO THE PET SHOP."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE
TO DO WITH ME?

HUH! NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF YOU DIDN'T
GET HALL COP FIRED.

WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO
DO, OKAY?

I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

I'VE TRIED BRIBING,
I'VE TRIED PRANKING.

I'VE EVEN TRIED GETTING
HIM ANOTHER JOB.

HALL COP'S NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.

IT'S HOPELESS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TRY THE OBVIOUS.

NO, EVEN I CAN'T
SUPPORT FALSE
IMPRISONMENT.

TALK TO HIM!

[ Gasp ]
WHOA.

GOT TO JET.
IF YOU SEE RAIN,

KISS HIM FOR ME.

YEAH, WHATEVER.
HALT!

I MEAN NO!

[ Drumbeats ]

WASSUP.

WASSUP.

WASSUP UP WITH
THAT, DAWG?

[ Rapping ]
♪ YOU SCARF YOUR
DINNER LIKE A HOG ♪

♪ YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LEAVE A TIP ♪

♪ THAT IS BAD,
TOTALLY UNHIP ♪

[ Sparse applause ]
Taylor:
FRED! WHOO!

WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?

THE MAN'S A GENIUS.

[ Clearing of throat ]
THANK YOU, FRED.

UH, FRED'S CD MAKES
AN EXCELLENT GIFT.

OR A COASTER.

[ Chuckling ]
AND NOW

FOR OUR FINAL ACT
OF THE EVENING.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAKE IT REAL

FOR THE MAESTRO
OF THE MIXES,

THE BEAST OF BEATS,

THE MASTER
OF THE MIKE.

GIVE IT UP, YO,
FOR RUN E.X.E.!

[ Applause ]

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
A NIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT

WITH NO ALANIS-LIKE RANTS
ON MY RELATIONSHIP.

YO! WORD UP!

THIS BE A SHOUT OUT
TO A LITTLE LADY.

A SPECIAL LITTLE
LADY NAMED RED.

Run E.X.E.:
YEAH.
I GUESS RUN E.X.E.

DATED THAT
HEIDI GIRL, TOO.

♪ ...STARTED,
I WAS SHATTERED ♪

♪ AND SO BROKEN-HEARTED ♪

FIRST BEN,
NOW RUN.

HOW MANY GUYS DID
THIS GIRL DUMP?

YEAH, UH!

♪ YO, IT WAS LIKE GETTING
KICKED IN THE HEAD ♪

Sadie: [ Voice over ] PLEASE DON'T
LET THEM THINK

HE'S RAPPING ABOUT ME.

Run E.X.E.:
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT.

COME ON, Y'ALL.

PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR!

YEAH!

LET ME HEAR YOU SAY
SA-A-AY-DEE! UH!

Crowd:
SA-A-AY-DEE!

Sadie: [ Voiceover ]
I THINK THEY'VE
FIGURED IT OUT.

♪ SHADY SADIE,
SHE AIN'T NO LADY ♪

♪ SHADY SADIE... ♪

RAISE THE ROOF,
SADIE!

♪ SAY-DEE ♪

Crowd:
SA-A-AY-DEE!

I'M TELLING YOU
THE SAME THING
I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT:

I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.

SO, HE JUST
RIPPED OFF
YOUR POEM?

I BELIEVE THE INDUSTRY
CALLS IT "SAMPLING".

IT'S A LEGITIMATE
ARTISTIC DEVICE.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO ABOUT IT?

♪ SHADY SADIE,
SHE AIN'T NO LADY ♪

PUT AN END
TO THAT.

THE SHOUT-OUTS ARE EVEN
WORSE THAN THE POEM.

HEY, MY REVIEWS
WERE PRETTY GOOD.

WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT SADIE NOW.

WHICH REMINDS ME.

CAN I RECORD A LOOP
OF YOUR NAME FOR
RUN E.X.E.?

HE LOVES MY VOICE.

WHAT? I'M SORRY,
I HAD TO ASK.

I DIDN'T WANT
TO OFFEND RUN.

WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE SO WORRIED
ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE
OLD FOR BALLOONS?

IT'S FOR MY SON.

WAIT, YOU'VE
GOT A KID?

IS IT THAT HARD
TO IMAGINE?

WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN,

I'VE NEVER REALLY
THOUGHT OF YOU
OUTSIDE THE MALL

OR THE SCHOOL OR
ANYWHERE, REALLY.

A MAN'S GOT
A JOB TO DO AND
MOUTHS TO FEED.

YOU THINK HALL COP
LIKES PLAYING
THE HEAVY?

UH, YEAH,
I KIND OF DO.

I USED TO KNOW
SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

A REGULAR
GOOD-TIME CHARLIE.

LIFE WAS ABOUT
FUN TIMES AND PRANKS.

SOUNDS LIKE
A PRETTY COOL GUY.

IS HE STILL AROUND?

WHOA.

THE RED
STOP BUTTON.

YOU'RE THE
PRANKINATOR?

I WAS THE
PRANKINATOR.

THEN I GREW UP, GOT
RESPONSIBILITIES.

SOME DAY YOU'LL
KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LISTEN TO ME NOW
AND SAVE YOURSELF
HEARTACHE LATER.

LEARN FROM
MY EXPERIENCE.

SORRY, MALL COP,

BUT LIFE WITHOUT PRANKS
ISN'T WORTH LIVING.

GOOD LUCK WITH
PRANK NUMBER 51.

HOPE IT DOESN'T
COST ANYONE ELSE
THEIR JOB.

[ Rapping on headset ]
♪ I SAID SA-A-AY-DEE... ♪

MY LIFE IS OVER.

THAT STUPID SONG
IS EVERYWHERE I GO.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO SHOW MY FACE
AROUND BENNETT?

[ Sigh ]
YOU'RE ALL SENSITIVE

BECAUSE THE SONG
IS ABOUT YOU.

SO YOU JUST THINK YOU
HEAR IT EVERYWHERE.

"SHADY SADIE" IS
NOT THAT POPULAR.

[ Rapping on cell phone ]
♪ SHE LEFT ME BEFORE
WE EVEN STARTED ♪

♪ I WAS SHATTERED,
SO BROKEN-HEARTED ♪

[ Beep of cell phone ]

WELL, IT IS
KIND OF CATCHY.

HEY, I NEED TO
BORROW YOUR PEN.

Girls:
[ Giggling ]

Girl:
GREAT LYRICS, BEN.

HE'S GOT GROUPIES?

BEN'S LYRICS
TOUCHED A CHORD,

ESPECIALLY
WITH GIRLS.

THAT STUPID
"SHADY SADIE" SONG

HAS MARKED ME FOR LIFE.

NO MATTER WHERE I GO,
EVERYBODY WILL KNOW

ABOUT THE HORRIBLE WAY
I BROKE UP WITH BEN.

AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

MAYBE EVERYONE WILL JUST
GET SICK OF HEARING OF IT.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I HEARD IT'S THE
FIFTH MOST DOWNLOADED
FILE ON THE WEB.

AND RUN E.X.E. IS
GETTING TONNES OF HITS

ON HIS SITE
FOR MY SONG.

"MY" SONG?

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S
NOT REALLY MY SONG.

E.X.E.'S ONLY CREDITING
ME WITH LYRICS.

I GUESS I'M MORE
OF A CO-WRITER.

SADE, YOUR ONLY HOPE

IS THAT A BETTER
TUNE CATCHES ON.

Ben:
[ Chuckling ]

I WOULDN'T SAY
A "BETTER" TUNE.

MAYBE "ANOTHER".

IT'S SO GOOD!

[ Sigh ]

[ Cell phone ♪♪♪ ]

I'D BETTER GET THAT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

THERE'S OUR TARGET
AT 12:00 O'CLOCK.

MY WATCH SAYS 4:30.

NO. NO, MALL BOSS.

HE'S RIGHT THERE.

OH, OKAY.

YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO DO THIS?

IF IT WAS YOUR
PRANK RECORD,

YOU WOULD DO
THE SAME.

IT'S GO TIME.
OKAY.

WE'RE SELLING SMOOTHIE
OPERATOR BUTTONS.

ALL MONEY GOES
TO CHARITY.

[ Clatter of buttons ]
OOH! SORRY.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

FIZZ BOMB.

THE CLASSIC PRANK.

USED IT MYSELF IN '89.

SMOOTHIE!

NOOOOO!

NOT ON MY
WATCH, KID.

YOU DESTROYED
MY PRANK RECORD.

HOPE YOU'RE
HAPPY, HALL COP.

[ Laughing ]

NICE JOB.

JUST A CIVILIAN
DOING HIS CIVIC DUTY.

READY TO GET BACK
INTO ACTION?

WILLING AND
ABLE, SIR.

WE'LL SEE YOU ON
MONDAY, THEN.
OKAY.

WELCOME BACK...
THANK YOU.
MALL COP.

NICE WORK, KID.

YOU WEREN'T SO
BAD YOURSELF.

DOESN'T MEAN YOU
GET A FREE PASS.

I WON'T BE
NEEDING IT.

UGH...

EW! WAY TOO MUCH
BERRY IN THAT ONE.

THIS ONE'S
ON THE HOUSE.

I CALL IT
THE SHADY SADIE.

TELL ME IF IT
TASTES BITTER
TO YOU.

FRED, PLEASE.

NO MORE REMINDERS
ABOUT THAT STUPID SONG.

I'M BEGGING YOU.

I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION
FOR YOU, TINY.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
HAD A ROUGH DAY.

[ Sigh ]
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

AND YOUR NEW DRINK
IS THE LEAST OF
MY PROBLEMS.

[ Rap ♪♪♪ ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I, UH, THINK I HAVE THE
SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

A DIFFERENT SONG.

[ Rapping ]
♪ YEAH, UH ♪

♪ YO, I MESSED UP ♪

♪ WHAT I DID WAS ILLIN' ♪

♪ BUT I 'FESSED UP ♪

♪ NOW YOUR BOY
IS CHILLIN' ♪

♪ MAN, THAT GIRL IS DA BOMB
AND I DID HER WRONG ♪

♪ HEY, THAT SADIE,
SHE RULES ♪

♪ AND SHE'S PRETTY COOL ♪

♪ SO SORRY FOR
WHAT I DID ♪

♪ I HOPE SHE CAN FORGIVE ♪

DID YOU WRITE
THAT FOR ME?

I'M ONLY SAYING YES
IF YOU LIKE IT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I LOVE IT.

I'D LOVE A TOILET
PAPER JINGLE

IF IT MEANT THAT
SHADY SADIE WAS OVER.

♪ AND THE GIRL IS DA BOMB
AND I DID HER WRONG ♪

♪ MAN, THAT SADIE
SHE RULES... ♪

IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO STOP
POINTING AND LAUGHING,

I'D HAVE MORE HIP
AND LESS HOP.

Sadie: [ Voice over ]
OKAY, NOT MY
PREFERRED OPTION,

BUT IF IT MEANT
I HAD TO GO THROUGH
A LITTLE EMBARRASSMENT

TO GET BACK TO
NORMAL WITH BEN,

IT WAS WORTH IT.

GO, SADIE, GO, SADIE.

GO, GO, GO, SADIE.

♪ SA-A-AY-DEE ♪

♪ SAY-DEE ♪

[ ♪♪♪ ]