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♪♪
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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.
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MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES
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FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.
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SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,
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NATURALLY.
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♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪
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♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪
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♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
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♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪
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♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪
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♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪
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♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪
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♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪
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♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪
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♪ NATURALLY ♪
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THEY SAY THE APPLE DOESN'T
FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
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BUT SOMETIMES IT'S NICE
FOR THE APPLE TO ROLL AWAY
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AND SEE THE WORLD
ON ITS OWN.
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SADIE!
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JUST THE GAL
I WANTED TO SEE.
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IT'S THAT SPECIAL
TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.
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MR. LEVY'S
MINIATURES DAY?
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
BUT THAT CAN BE TRICKY
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WHEN THE TREE
KEEPS FOLLOWING IT.
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RIGHT, CAREER DAY.
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PARENTS COME TO SCHOOL AND TELL
US ALL ABOUT THEIR CAREERS.
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AND WE ASK QUESTIONS
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
GO BACK TO CLASS.
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IT'S A GREAT WAY
TO INTRODUCE US KIDS
TO THE REAL WORLD...
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IN THEORY.
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IT'S TOMORROW.
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AND WE'RE STILL
WITHOUT A CANDIDATE.
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
YOUR MOM MADE A VISIT?
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[ Horror movie ♪♪♪ ]
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[ Roaring of beast ]
[ Rumble of footsteps ]
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HELP!
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IT'S THE ATTACK
OF THE 50-FOOT MOM!
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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I THOUGHT JAKE'S
DAD WAS COMING.
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WELL, NOTHING
AGAINST MR. JONES,
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BUT I FEEL THE STUDENTS
ARE BETTER OFF
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NOT KNOWING WHAT
GOES INTO HOTDOGS.
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WELL, MY MOM MIGHT BLURT
OUT THAT INFORMATION TOO.
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YOU NEVER KNOW.
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU MUST HAVE HEARD
WHAT A HIT SHE WAS
IN HAL'S CLASS.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HUH! I SURE DID.
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HAL HID IN HIS ROOM
FOR A WEEK!
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NOPE. HE NEVER
MENTIONED IT.
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IT'D BE GREAT
TO HAVE HER AGAIN.
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WELL, I... I'D... I'D
LOVE TO BRING HER,
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BUT SHE'S REALLY
BUSY ON THIS...
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BOOK TOUR.
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OUT OF THE CITY.
IN THE YUKON.
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ONLY REACHABLE
BY DOG SLED.
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SORRY.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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THE BEST ONES ARE
ALWAYS TOO BUSY.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
LIP AND HOOF MEAT, 101.
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EW.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THANK YOU FOR
YOUR DONATIONS
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TO THE NEW
SCORE BOARD AUCTION.
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IF OUR BASKETBALL TEAM
EVER SCORES,
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YOU'LL SEE IT.
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HEY, RAIN.
IS THIS SPOT OKAY?
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SADIE HAWTHORNE'S
HAMSTER HEAVEN.
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SO HOW'S
THE TURNOUT?
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GREAT. WE GOT
A LOT OF BIG-
TICKET ITEMS.
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WE GOT, UH,
CLOG-DANCING LESSONS,
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PET DE-WORMING,
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AND MY DONATION,
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DINNER FOR TWO
AT THE WOW.
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ACTUALLY, IT'S...
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TWO FREE SODAS
AT THE WOW.
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WELL, THERE
IT IS, FOLKS.
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MORNING BREATH:
THE COMPLETE ANTHOLOGY.
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TOOK ALMOST AS LONG
TO BURN THE CDs
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AS IT DID TO
WRITE THE MUSIC.
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MOST MUSICIANS
WOULDN'T ADMIT THAT.
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YOU'VE GOT THE
MOST VALUABLE AUCTION
ITEM RIGHT HERE:
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HOW MUCH TO
NOT TELL MOM
ABOUT CAREER DAY?
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HAL, DON'T!
YOU KNOW HOW SHE...
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RELAX.
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NO ONE ELSE SHOULD
BEAR THAT HUMILIATION.
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WRITING IS A CHALLENGE
WHEN YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR LITTLE STINK FACTORY
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EVERY 20 MINUTES.
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[ Laughter ]
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BUT WE GOT
A RHYTHM DOWN,
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DIDN'T WE, HONEY?
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OH, MOMMY'S
SPECIAL LITTLE MAN
MOM, QUIT IT!
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WAS SUCH A LITTLE
STINK FACTORY.
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[ Shudder ]
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TO THIS DAY,
PEOPLE STILL CALL ME
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THE "STINK FACTORY".
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THAT NAME WILL
MAKE A COMEBACK
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WHEN PEOPLE HEAR
YOUR ANTHOLOGY.
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MORNING BREATH IS
GOING TO BRING IN
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WAY MORE MONEY THAN
YOUR RODENT ROADHOUSE.
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Margaret:
ALLOW ME TO
PRESENT TO YOU
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THE HIGHEST PROFILE
ITEM OF THE AUCTION:
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THE MARGARET BROWNING-LEVESQUE
TOTAL MAKEOVER!
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AS INTERN OF MITZI MONROE,
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I CAN TURN
ANY GEEK TO CHIC,
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GUARANTEED!
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NOW THERE'S SOME
FIERCE COMPETITION.
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SADLY, THE FIERCEST
THIS GYM HAS EVER SEEN.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
WAS I WRONG FOR NOT TELLING
MOM ABOUT CAREER DAY?
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IT'S JUST THAT
SHE CAN BE TOO...
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MOM-ISH.
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OOH!
NO... MOM!
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MOM. MOM!
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
NOT TELLING HER
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WAS THE BEST THING
FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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I DON'T FEEL
GUILTY AT ALL.
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SO TOMORROW'S
THE BIG DAY?
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OH, RIGHT.
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I MEANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THAT...
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YOU DON'T NEED
MY PERMISSION.
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I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU
GAVE UP YOUR HAMSTER'S
CAGE FOR THE AUCTION.
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OH, RIGHT.
THE AUCTION.
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WELL, WE ALL
HAVE TO CHIP IN.
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OR SHOULD THAT
BE WOOD CHIP IN?
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[ Chuckles ]
[ Sigh ]
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HAL!
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SADIE JUST UPGRADED TO
MALIBU HAMSTER MANSION.
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IT COMES WITH A CONVERTIBLE
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SHE CAN PUSH
THEM AROUND IN.
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AT LEAST I DIDN'T
JUST BURN SOME CDs.
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I BET YOU MY ANTHOLOGY
GETS 30 BUCKS.
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WHY, ARE THE
CDs RE-WRITABLE?
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I WISH YOUR HEAD
WAS RE-WRITABLE.
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WHY? YOURS
IS STILL BLANK.
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HEY, SADIE,
YOU TOLD MOM
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ABOUT CAREER DAY
TOMORROW, RIGHT?
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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YOU'RE HAVING A
CAREER DAY TOMORROW?
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OH! WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME?
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IT'S REALLY NOT
THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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AFTER ALL THE FUN HAL
AND I HAD LAST YEAR?
[ Giggling ]
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
STINK FACTORY?
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STINK FACTORY.
[ Squealing ]
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Y-Y-Y-YOU'VE JUST
BEEN SO BUSY LATELY.
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I DIDN'T WANT
TO BUG YOU.
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NONSENSE.
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I WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU.
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I JUST NEED TO THINK
OF A GOOD STORY TO TELL.
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I'M GOING TO GO AND
LOOK OVER MY JOURNALS.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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HAL!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
ME NOT "BEARING
THAT HUMILIATION"?
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WELL, I THOUGHT
ABOUT IT
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AND FIGURED IT'S
DIFFERENT FOR YOU.
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SOCIALLY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO LOSE.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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NOBODY BID ON
MY HAMSTER CAGE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I CAN.
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AND THE CLOG-
DANCING LESSONS
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GO TO STUDENT 38-82
FOR $10.
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[ Tapping of shoes ]
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[ Applause ]
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WHEN IS SHE
GOING TO GET TO
THE GOOD STUFF?
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YOU MEAN MY COUPON?
MY MAKEOVER.
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Margaret:
THIS IS GOING TO
BE A TOTAL BOOST
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TO MY PORTFOLIO.
...GOES TO STUDENT 72-65
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FOR 2.50.
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YES!
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SAVED 50 CENTS.
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YOU BOUGHT
YOUR OWN DONATION?
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LAME.
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AND THE MORNING BREATH
ANTHOLOGY
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GOES TO STUDENT 98-18
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FOR $30.
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WE ALL KNOW
IT'S YOU, HAL.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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Ms. Mann:
AND FINALLY I'M
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
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THE HIGHEST SELLING ITEM:
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MARGARET'S
TOTAL MAKEOVER.
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IT GOES TO STUDENT 31-41
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FOR $120.
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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THAT'S THE EQUATION
FOR YUMA!
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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IT'LL BE A PLEASURE
WORKING WITH YOU.
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PLEASURE'S
ALL MINE.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THIS IS BRUTAL.
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HI, EVERYONE, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MY MOM,
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THE TIME BOMB.
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SHE CAN GO OFF
ANY SECOND.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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MY NAME'S JEAN HAWTHORNE
AND I'M AN AUTHOR.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MAYBE NO ONE WILL
KNOW SHE'S MY MOM.
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ALTHOUGH SOME OF YOU
MAY KNOW ME AS SADIE'S MOM.
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HI, CUTIE!
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HUH! MOM, QUIT IT!
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MY FIELD CAN LEAD TO
SOME GREAT EXPERIENCES.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
PLEASE DON'T LET ONE
OF THEM BE DIAPERS.
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LIKE THE TIME I DID RESEARCH
FOR A BOOK ABOUT A CIRCUS.
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THIS HAPPENED LONG
BEFORE I HAD KIDS.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THAT'S A PLUS. HUH.
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IT TAUGHT ME TWO
VALUABLE LESSONS.
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FIRST, PEOPLE TELLING
THEIR LIFE STORIES
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WILL ALWAYS
EXAGGERATE BY 10%.
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AND, LADIES, IF YOU'RE
TALKING TO A MAN,
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EXPECT 25 TO 30.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
GO, MOM!
[ Laughter ]
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
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SO, NOT ONLY DID MY MOM
AVOID EMBARRASSING ME,
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SHE WAS A HUGE HIT!
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SHOULD I BE
RELIEVED OR...
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PROUD OF HER?
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SO...
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HOW ABOUT THIS
MOM OF YOURS?
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THERE HASN'T BEEN
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A BUZZ AROUND
THE SCHOOL LIKE
THIS SINCE...
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CURLY FRIES
WERE ADDED TO
THE CAFETERIA.
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OH, STOP IT.
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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
GO AHEAD, SADIE.
SOAK IT UP.
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I JUST LOVE SHOWING
OFF MY MOM.
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YAY, MOM!
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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
WE'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
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Ms. Mann:
I JUST ASKED
YOUR MOM
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IF SHE'D LIKE TO
TEACH YOUR CREATIVE
WRITING UNIT.
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AND I SAID... YES!
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[ Laughing ]
WE'RE GOING
TO BE GOING TO
THE SAME SCHOOL!
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WE CAN DO
LUNCH TOGETHER,
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HIT THAT AEROBICS
CLASS IN THE GYM.
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HEY, MAYBE
SHARE A LOCKER!
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B.F.F.!
234
00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,975
B.F.F.
235
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YES. YES!
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[ ♪♪♪ ]
237
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,735
[ Chatter on TV ]
238
00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,154
OH, ASIAGO APE,
WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
239
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,325
OW! WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE?
240
00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,993
TRY MOM AT SCHOOL.
241
00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:14,911
HEY, I HAD TO
GO THROUGH IT
242
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,079
AND YOU DON'T SEE ME
SUCKER-PILLOWING ANYONE.
243
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,123
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
SHE'S GOING TO BE
WORKING THERE FULL-TIME.
244
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,208
HEY, THAT'S SWEET.
245
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,502
THIS IS THE PRANK
THAT KEEPS ON PRANKING.
246
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,629
HEY, SWEETIE.
247
00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,838
I'M GOING OVER
SOME LESSON PLANS
248
00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,090
IF YOU WANT TO
GET A HEAD START.
249
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,050
YEAH.
250
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,760
UM, MOM...
251
00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,012
ABOUT THAT, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
252
00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,055
ARE YOU KIDDING?
253
00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,681
I HAD SUCH A
GREAT TIME TODAY.
254
00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,682
WELL, THAT WAS
ONE LECTURE.
255
00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:37,642
THIS IS A MONTH.
256
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:40,019
WE'RE GOING TO
NEED TO SET SOME
GROUND RULES.
257
00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,020
LIKE WHAT?
258
00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,897
OOH! IS THAT
A BLACK HEAD?
259
00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,148
LIKE THIS!
260
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,691
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WORKING AT MY SCHOOL,
261
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,068
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO...
262
00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,110
BEHAVE PROPERLY.
263
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,111
[ Chuckle ]
264
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,072
WHO ARE YOU,
MY MOTHER?
265
00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,031
YEAH, SADIE, COME ON.
266
00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,074
SHOW YOUR MOTHER
SOME RESPECT.
267
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,159
SHE'S A TEACHER NOW.
THANKS, HAL.
268
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,827
I CAN GIVE YOU
A HEAD START TOO,
IF YOU WANT.
269
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:57,828
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T THINK
270
00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,914
I'D JUST BE
TEACHING SADIE'S
CLASS, DID YOU?
271
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:09,966
[ ♪♪♪ ]
272
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,592
I HAVE TO ADMIT
273
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,262
MY ATTIRE HAS LOST
ITS SPARK LATELY.
274
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,722
MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO MOVE ON TO
SOMETHING CLASSIER,
275
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,224
LIKE SLACKS
INSTEAD OF KHAKIS.
276
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,976
PLEASE, RON YUMA.
277
00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,562
LEAVE THE CONCEPTUALISING
UP TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
278
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,980
AND BY THE WAY,
279
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,565
SLACKS ARE
SOMETHING
280
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,275
YOUR UNCLE NOT-COOL
WOULD WEAR.
281
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,735
CLOTHES CAN BE
USED TO SAY THINGS
ABOUT PEOPLE.
282
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,737
FOR INSTANCE,
THIS HOODIE,
283
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,907
DESIGNER SUNGLASSES
AND VINTAGE LEATHER
JACKET SAY:
284
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,742
"RUGGED INTELLECTUAL
285
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,744
WHO APPRECIATES
CLASSIC ROCK."
286
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,745
INTERESTING,
287
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,206
BUT I'M DETECTING
A FEW FLAWS WITH
YOUR DESIGN.
288
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,374
SUCH AS?
WELL...
289
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,334
I'M NOT
EXACTLY RUGGED,
290
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,752
I DON'T LIKE ROCK,
291
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,921
AND WHILE I AM
INTELLECTUAL,
292
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,257
THESE SPECS
SEEM "FUNKY".
293
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,092
I'M MORE SCIENTIFIC.
294
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,011
YES, BUT
"SCIENTIFIC"...
295
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,765
TRANSLATES
TO "GEEK-IFIC"
296
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,142
TO THE REST
OF THE WORLD.
297
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,852
TODAY I'M GOING TO FOCUS
298
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,854
ON THE MOST IMPORTANT
ASPECTS OF BEING A WRITER.
299
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,981
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THE ONLY THING WORSE
THAN BEING EMBARRASSED
300
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,816
IS WAITING FOR
IT TO HAPPEN.
301
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,651
THE FIRST IS
THE THREE Rs:
302
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,945
READ, WRITE
AND REWRITE.
303
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,947
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HM. THAT WASN'T
TOO SHAMEFUL.
304
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,949
BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
305
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,952
IS TO DRAW ON
LIFE EXPERIENCES.
306
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:20,911
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HERE IT COMES.
307
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,165
LET'S SEE, WHAT WOULD
BE A GOOD EXAMPLE?
308
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,960
OH! HERE'S ONE BOTH
SADIE AND I SHARE.
309
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,920
HONEY, REMEMBER THE
TIME YOUR FATHER AND I
310
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,880
SHOWED UP TO
YOUR FIRST DATE?
311
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,007
MOM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE.
312
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,050
OH, SURE IT IS.
313
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,176
DON'T BE MODEST,
SWEETIE.
314
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,928
SADIE HAD STARTED
SEEING... BEN.
315
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,430
YOU ALL KNOW HIM, RIGHT?
316
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,057
WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE
THEY WERE ROMANTIC,
317
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,309
SO WHEN HER FATHER AND I
RAN INTO THEM AT THE WOW...
318
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,727
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MOM, QUIT IT!
319
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,979
MOM, QUIT IT!
MOM, MOM, QUIT IT!
320
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,023
PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING,
JUST QUIT IT.
321
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,024
IT WAS SO
CUTE. HUH.
322
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,778
RAIN, SAY GOODBYE
TO THE RON YUMA
YOU ONCE KNEW,
323
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,447
AND GET READY FOR THE
NEXT "GQ" COVER BOY.
324
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,990
"GEEKS QUARTERLY"?
NO.
325
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,992
JUST WAIT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I PULLED THIS OFF!
326
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,119
HAH! NEITHER CAN I.
327
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,871
OH! HERE HE
COMES NOW!
328
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:13,923
[ ♪♪♪ ]
329
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,091
[ Scattered snickering ]
330
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,973
[ Grunting ]
[ Crashing ]
331
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,144
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
332
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,354
I CAN'T WALK
IN THESE HEELS.
333
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,355
THEY'RE SNEAKERS.
334
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,439
I'M USED TO LOAFERS.
335
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,817
THE PHYSICS OF
THESE AIR POCKETS
ARE UNPREDICTABLE.
336
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,859
PLUS...
337
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,278
PEOPLE DON'T SEEM
TO BE IMPRESSED.
338
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,155
THEY'RE JUST NOT USED
TO THE NEW YOU.
339
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,198
Rain:
I KNOW I'M NOT.
340
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,700
I DIDN'T EVEN
RECOGNIZE YOU...
341
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,701
UNTIL YOU FELL.
342
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,204
WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
343
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,038
HOW SHOULD
I KNOW?
344
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,998
THESE AREN'T EVEN
MY PRESCRIPTION.
345
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,750
WOW!
346
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,293
NICE DUDS,
RON YUMA!
347
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,921
ISN'T HE
THE CAT'S MEOW!
348
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,759
THAT'S IT. MARGARET!
349
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,136
I'M NO PROFESSIONAL, BUT...
350
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,139
WHEN YOU'RE CALLED
"THE CAT'S MEOW"
BY SOMEONE'S MOM,
351
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,891
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
352
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,393
[ ♪♪♪ ]
353
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,145
AND AFTER MY
DATE STORY, SHE
TOLD EVERYONE
354
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,230
ABOUT THE TIME YOU
ATE THE FANCY SOAPS
IN THE BATHROOM.
355
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,565
WELL, THAT'LL EXPLAIN WHY
356
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,191
SOMEONE PUT THIS
IN MY LUNCH.
357
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,234
OOH.
358
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,444
D-DON'T EAT IT!
359
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,028
I WASN'T!
360
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,155
UH-OH.
361
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,990
BOGEY AT 6:00 O'CLOCK.
362
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,159
THIS SEAT TAKEN?
363
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,745
I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO SIT AT
THE COOL TABLE.
364
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,289
MOM, YOU KNOW
YOU CAN EAT IN THE
STAFF ROOM, RIGHT?
365
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,125
IT... IT'S QUIETER
AND SMELLS BETTER.
366
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,918
BUT THEN I COULDN'T
EAT WITH YOU GUYS.
367
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880
OH, SADIE YOU'RE NOT
HAVING THAT, ARE YOU?
368
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,339
LET ME GET YOU
SOMETHING MORE
NUTRITIOUS.
369
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,466
MOM, QUIT IT!
370
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,633
HAL, CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?
371
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,802
Man: [ ON P.A. system ]
ATTENTION ALL
MATH CLUB MEMBERS.
372
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,262
YOUR MEETING WILL COMMENCE
IN THE RESOURCE CENTRE
373
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,555
IN FIVE MINUTES.
374
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,098
WELL, THAT'S ME!
375
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,311
OH, WAIT, HAL!
HAL, SWEETIE!
376
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,938
DO YOU HAVE ANY
DINNER PREFERENCES?
377
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,107
CHICKEN OR
NOODLE CABOODLE?
378
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,486
[ ♪♪♪ ]
379
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,029
CABOODLE.
GREAT!
380
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:05,993
[ ♪♪♪ ]
381
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,328
WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO
DO LUNCH IN THE MALL,
382
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,080
I THOUGHT WE'D
BE... EATING
AT SOME POINT.
383
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,208
THIS HAS GONE FROM
HOPELESS TO IMPOSSIBLE!
384
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,168
THE FOOD COURT IS
RIGHT OVER THERE.
385
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,544
I'M TALKING
ABOUT RON YUMA.
386
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,463
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO PACKAGE SOMETHING
387
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,173
IF IT DOESN'T FIT
IN A COOL PACKAGE?
388
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,051
RON YUMA NEEDS SERIOUS WRAPPING.
389
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,225
HI... RON YUMA.
390
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,811
READY FOR ROUND TWO?
391
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,437
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE,
392
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481
HEARING THIS FROM SOMEONE
I PAID TO HELP ME
393
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:36,857
OR...
394
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,234
HEARING THIS FROM
A... A FRIEND.
395
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,238
OHHHH!
396
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,322
I CAN'T TAKE
IT ANY MORE.
397
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,324
TODAY SHE TOLD
EVERYONE ABOUT MY
IMAGINARY FRIEND.
398
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,284
RIGHT, GEOFF.
DIDN'T HE MOVE AWAY
399
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,410
BECAUSE YOU TEASED
HIM TOO MUCH?
400
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,411
THAT'S BEHIND US NOW.
401
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,330
THE POINT IS, WE HAVE
TO GET RID OF MOM.
402
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,124
I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST WAIT IT OUT.
WHAT?
403
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,918
SHE TOLD EVERYONE
ABOUT TAKING YOU
UNDERWEAR SHOPPING.
404
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,169
EVEN I WOULDN'T
GO THERE.
405
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,295
I KNOW, BUT SHE'S
LOVING IT HERE.
406
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,505
WE SHOULD JUST
LET HER BE HAPPY.
407
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,589
IT'S NOT GOING
TO LAST FOREVER.
408
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,550
[ Exhaling ]
I GUESS.
409
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,176
I MEAN,
SHE'S ALREADY
EMBARRASSED US.
410
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,928
WHAT'S THE WORST
SHE COULD DO,
EMBARRASS US MORE?
411
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,929
[ Chuckling ]
412
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,180
SO, YOU KNOW,
413
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,348
IN ORDER TO
STUDY CONFLICT,
414
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,225
YOU NEED TO GET
RIGHT TO THE ROOTS.
415
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,353
SO TODAY WE'RE
GOING TO WATCH
BABY HAL AND SADIE
416
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,022
FIGHTING OVER
A RUBBER DUCKY
IN THE BATHTUB.
417
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,357
[ Laughing ]
IT'S A CLASSIC.
418
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,276
SHE'S GOING DOWN.
MMM-HMM.
419
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,030
[ ♪♪♪ ]
420
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,365
OKAY, SO HERE'S
THE PLAN.
421
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,242
HAL, WE CAN'T TAR
AND FEATHER MOM!
422
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,493
AND WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND A SHARK
423
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,036
THAT SHOOTS FIRE
OUT OF ITS MOUTH?
424
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,538
I DON'T SEE YOU
COMING UP WITH
ANY IDEAS.
425
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,248
THIS IS DELICATE.
426
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,916
WE CAN'T GET HER
FIRED OR ANYTHING.
427
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,127
WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE
SCHOOL LESS DESIRABLE.
428
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,295
LOOK, THAT'S IT!
429
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,046
IF MOM'S GOING TO
EMBARRASS US IN PUBLIC
430
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,339
BY TREATING
US LIKE KIDS,
431
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,132
WE CAN EMBARRASS
HER BY...
432
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,384
BY TREATING HER LIKE
A MOM IN PUBLIC.
433
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,595
WE'LL HOUND HER LIKE
A PAIR OF TODDLERS
ON A SUGAR HIGH!
434
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,221
HAL, THIS IS
BRILLIANT.
435
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,098
IF MOM WANTS TO BE
AROUND HER CHILDREN,
436
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,267
WE'LL SHOW HER WHAT A
HANDFUL "CHILDREN" CAN BE.
437
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,394
ALL CHILDISH NAGGING
TO THE FRONT LINE.
438
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,353
PREPARE TO ANNOY!
439
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,314
LET'S MAKE 'EM WISH
THEY'D NEVER GIVEN BIRTH.
440
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,483
NOW, THERE IS ONE
DOWNSIDE TO THIS.
441
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,651
THIS IS PROBABLY
GOING TO MEAN
442
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,695
A LOT MORE SHORT-TERM
EMBARRASSMENT.
443
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,114
COMPARED TO
MOMMA J. BLIGE
BREAKIN' IT DOWN
IN CLASS,
444
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,198
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
445
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:13,412
[ ♪♪♪ ]
446
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,247
H-HI, RON YUMA.
447
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,417
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
448
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,668
JUST MAKING
A DELIVERY.
449
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,004
CONSIDER
YOURSELF SERVED.
450
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,005
WHAT?
451
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:23,881
IT'S A SUMMONS.
452
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,008
I DIDN'T GET
THE NEW LOOK
I WAS GUARANTEED
453
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,968
AND I'M DEMANDING
ALL OF MY MONEY BACK,
454
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,386
PLUS DAMAGES.
455
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,679
BUT IT WENT
TO CHARITY.
456
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,222
TELL IT
TO THE JUDGE.
457
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,724
[ Gasp ]
458
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,517
I'M... I'M SORRY
FOR WHAT I SAID.
459
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,562
I WAS JUST FRUSTRATED
BECAUSE I DID A BAD JOB.
460
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,397
IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SUE ME,
461
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,191
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
LOOK GOOD IN COURT.
462
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,486
PLEASE!
463
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,196
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
464
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,158
WELL, EXPERIMENTS
ARE RARELY SUCCESSFUL
465
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,451
ON THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT.
466
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,161
SO?
467
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,413
WANT TO GIVE IT
ANOTHER WHIRL?
468
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,582
DO PROTONS WHIRL
ELECTRONS?
469
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,502
I'LL ASSUME
THAT'S A YES.
470
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,629
HOW'S YOUR VOICE?
WHINY.
471
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,005
PRIDE?
SWALLOWED.
472
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,215
TEMPERAMENT?
ANNOYING.
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
473
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,552
A NOVEL IS THE ULTIMATE
LITERARY ADVENTURE.
474
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,096
[ Whining ]
MO-OM!
475
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,140
HAVE YOU SEEN MY
GREEN BACKPACK?
476
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,475
HONEY, I'M IN THE
MIDDLE OF A CLASS.
477
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,352
BUT IT HAS THE
PERMISSION SLIP
YOU SIGNED
478
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,770
AND I NEED IT
RIGHT NOW!
479
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,313
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
480
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,023
WELL THEN, CAN YOU
SIGN THIS ONE?
481
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,401
IF I DON'T HAND IT
IN NOW, I CAN'T GO
ON THE FIELD TRIP.
482
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,735
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
483
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,407
THANKS, MOM.
[ Nervous laugh ]
484
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,574
BYE, MOM.
I LOVE YOU!
485
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,326
BYE, BYE-BYE
BYE BYE BYE.
BYE, MOMMY.
486
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,828
WELL DONE.
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
487
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,080
ARE YOU SURE THIS
ISN'T GOING TO BE
TOO HUMILIATING?
488
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,790
HEY,
489
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,041
GO BIG OR GO HOME.
490
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,084
PARAGRAPHS ARE...
MOM!
491
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669
THE TOILET
WAS MAKING THAT
WEIRD NOISE AGAIN!
492
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,670
LIKE...
[ Slurping ]
493
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,838
LIKE THAT.
494
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,548
YOU WERE THE LAST
ONE IN THERE. WHAT
THE HECK DID YOU DO?
495
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,841
[ Laughter ]
NO, LIKE, WHAT...
496
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,800
WHAT DID YOU DO?
[ Slurping ]
497
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,511
IT'S PROBABLY
FLOODING THE HOUSE
AS WE SPEAK!
498
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,096
I PROMISE,
THIS TIME YOUR
LOOK WILL SAY
499
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,514
WHAT RON YUMA'S
ALL ABOUT.
500
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,516
WHAT ARE YOU
INTO, ANYWAY?
501
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,351
I HAVE A VARIETY
OF INTERESTS.
502
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,103
I SPEND A LOT
OF TIME READING,
503
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,105
BUT I DO ENJOY
THE ODD NATURE HIKE.
504
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,815
BAGGY KHAKIS IT IS.
505
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,775
AS FOR MUSICAL
PREFERENCES,
506
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,361
I ENJOY BARBERSHOP
AND DIXIELAND JAZZ.
507
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,780
ONE BRIGHT DRESS
SHIRT, COMING UP.
508
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,699
AND AS I SAID BEFORE,
509
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,576
I'M VERY FOND
OF SCIENCE.
510
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,119
YOUR GLASSES
ARE PERFECT.
511
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,495
READY TO
GIVE IT A SHOT?
512
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,830
ONE LAST THING.
513
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,082
I KNOW IT MIGHT
SOUND KIND OF STRANGE,
514
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,584
BUT I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO THINK
515
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,210
I WORRY ABOUT
MY APPEARANCE.
516
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,546
NO PROBLEM.
HEH-HEH.
517
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,423
WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE UNTUCKED LOOK.
518
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,383
LET'S CHANGE.
519
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,259
[ Sigh ]
THIS MORNING
520
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,053
I VOLUNTEERED MOM TO
COME ON A FIELD TRIP.
521
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,095
AWESOME.
522
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:35,888
I PLAYED CARDS
IN THE STAFF ROOM
523
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,681
AND SAID I HAD
MOM'S PERMISSION.
524
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,725
MS. MANN ALMOST GAVE HER
A TASK COMPLETION SLIP!
525
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,893
[ Chortling ]
526
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,603
[ Sigh ]
UH-H...
527
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,604
UH, H-HEY, MOM.
528
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,813
UH, HOW WAS YOUR
DAY AT WORK?
529
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,690
FELT LIKE I WAS
DOING DOUBLE DUTY
530
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,317
WITH YOU TWO RASCALS.
531
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,485
HEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE A TEACHER,
532
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,069
BUT YOU'RE
STILL OUR MOM.
533
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,029
Sadie & Hal:
[ Nervous chuckling ]
534
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,531
AND HERE I THOUGHT
YOU TWO WERE ALL GROWN UP.
535
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,658
IT'S NICE THAT I STILL
GET TO BE A MOM.
536
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,119
HEY! TOMORROW WE
SHOULD ALL WEAR OUR
FAMILY PHOTO T-SHIRTS!
537
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,412
YES!
538
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,498
[ Nervous laughter ]
539
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,707
DID WE JUST MAKE
THINGS WORSE?
540
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,750
LOOK, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO DO.
541
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,834
YOU DON'T MEAN...
542
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,545
IT'S TIME TO PULL
OUT THE BIG GUNS.
543
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,256
[ Beeps of dialling ]
544
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,592
SO, WE'VE ALREADY COVERED
A LOT OF POINTS ALREADY.
545
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,760
PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE,
546
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,887
DIALOGUE AND
INTERESTING CHARACTERS.
547
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,099
NOW, TODAY I'D LIKE
TO FOCUS ON MORE
LIFE EXPERIENCES.
548
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,601
[ Clearing of throat ]
I...
549
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,146
SWEETIE, REMEMBER OUR
"NO INTERRUPTING" RULE?
550
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,273
OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT,
MRS. HAWTHORNE.
551
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,400
BUT I BROUGHT
THE PERFECT PERSON
552
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,819
TO TALK ABOUT
LIFE EXPERIENCES.
553
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,403
OH, UH, ISN'T
THAT SOMETHING
554
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,114
YOU SHOULD HAVE TALKED
TO ME ABOUT FIRST?
555
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,825
TRUST ME,
THIS PERSON IS GREAT.
556
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,410
EVERYONE, I'D
LIKE YOU TO MEET
557
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,246
MY GRANDMOTHER.
558
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,501
YOU CAN ALL
CALL ME GRAMMY.
559
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,919
[ Horror movie ♪♪♪ ]
560
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,962
MOM?
561
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,463
HI, SWEETIE.
562
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,884
[ ♪♪♪ ]
563
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,845
AND IF YOU THINK
HAVING KIDS IS TOUGH,
564
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,681
JUST WAIT UNTIL
YOUR KIDS HAVE KIDS.
565
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,350
ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT'S LIKE HAVING A
DEMANDING FIVE-YEAR-OLD.
566
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,852
"MOM! CAN WE BABY-SIT?"
567
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,770
"MOM, CAN YOU
GO SHOPPING?"
568
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,771
"MOM...!"
MOM...
569
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,482
MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE
ON TO SOMETHING ELSE?
570
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,817
UH, WHAT?
571
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,860
THAT WAS A
GOOD STORY.
572
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,653
I WAS THINKING...
573
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,572
YOU COULD TALK
ABOUT YOUR CAREER.
574
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,949
SHE JUST DOESN'T
WANT ME TO TALK
575
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,285
ABOUT THE TIME SHE'D
SPLIT HER PANTS.
[ Laughter ]
576
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,537
MOM!
OKAY, OKAY, CAREERS.
577
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,622
HEY, DID JEANIE
EVER TELL YOU
578
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,915
ABOUT THE TIME SHE
WANTED TO BE A COWGIRL?
579
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,876
[ Laughter ]
580
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,711
I MUST HAVE
BEEN FIVE.
581
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,255
OH, PISH-POSH,
YOU WERE 14!
582
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,131
I EVEN BROUGHT A PHOTO.
583
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,757
OH, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S NECESSARY.
584
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,259
I THINK IT IS.
585
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,427
OH, IT'S TOO ADORABLE
NOT TO SHOW THEM.
586
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,471
[ ♪♪♪ ]
587
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,515
[ Laughter ]
588
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,352
MOM, QUIT IT!
589
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:53,567
[ ♪♪♪ ]
590
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,235
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
JACKPOT.
591
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,573
RAIN, IF YOU
COULDN'T RECOGNIZE
RON LAST TIME,
592
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,908
THIS TIME YOU'RE
IN FOR A SHOCK.
593
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,201
IS THIS HIM?
594
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,827
NO!
HOW ABOUT HIM?
595
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,038
NO.
596
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,623
HERE HE COMES NOW!
597
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,959
♪ EVERY TIME
IT GETS EASY ♪
598
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,921
♪ SHE SMASHES CRYSTAL
ON THE PAVEMENT ♪
599
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,048
♪ I'M SCREAMIN' SO LOUD ♪
600
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,258
♪ WHO NEEDS TO KNOW
WHOA-OH-OH ♪
601
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,761
♪ IS IT STARTING TO SHOW... ♪
602
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,887
MARGARET.
603
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,264
THANKS ONCE AGAIN
FOR YOUR EXPERTISE.
604
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,349
IT WAS WORTH
EVERY CENT.
605
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,808
IT WAS ALL YOU.
606
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,228
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
607
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,230
THE YUMA
HAS A DATE.
608
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,648
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
609
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,401
[ ♪♪♪ ]
610
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,904
IT'S AMAZING
WHAT UNTUCKING
A SHIRT WILL DO.
611
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,739
HUH. THAT WASN'T IT.
612
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,408
RON YUMA DIDN'T NEED
A CHANGE ON THE OUTSIDE,
613
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,493
HE JUST...
614
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,495
NEEDED TO FEEL BETTER
ON THE INSIDE.
615
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,455
BUT YES,
UNTUCKING HELPS.
616
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,916
♪ LITTLE RUN-AROUND,
CAN YOU LET ME IN ♪
617
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,793
♪ AND I WILL BRING IT
LIVE TO YOU ♪
618
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,712
♪ AND ALL THAT I CAN DO
IS JUST SIT SOMEWHERE ♪
619
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,673
♪ BACK HERE ♪
620
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,508
♪ AND EVERY TIME IT... ♪
621
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,010
THAT RON YUMA
IS LOOKING
EVEN HUNKIER.
622
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,513
MOM, QUIT IT!
623
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,806
OKAY, YOU WIN.
624
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,307
I'M SORRY I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
625
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,476
I CAN'T HELP IT,
I'M YOUR MOTHER.
626
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,770
YEAH, AND NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO HAVE ONE AT SCHOOL.
627
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,272
UH, I WASN'T AS BAD
AS GRAMMY, WAS I?
628
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,941
SORRY.
629
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:16,984
IT MUST BE IN
THE "JEANS".
630
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,069
GET IT?
OH-HO-HO!
631
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,446
I CAN'T WAIT TILL
YOU MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT
AROUND YOUR DAUGHTER.
632
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,284
I PROMISE THIS WILL
BE MY LAST WEEK.
633
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,410
THANKS, MOM.
634
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,328
AND FOR THE RECORD,
YOU REALLY WERE
A GOOD TEACHER,
635
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,830
FOR EVERY
OTHER KID.
636
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,707
AND YOU'D BE GREAT
AT ANY SCHOOL...
637
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,791
JUST NOT MINE.
638
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,042
WELL, WHERE'S
THE FUN IN THAT?
639
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,420
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
I'LL PROBABLY NEVER
WANT MY MOM TO STOP
640
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,089
BEING A MOM ALTOGETHER,
JUST IN SMALLER DOSES.
641
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,966
AND SOMETIMES
THE BEST MEDICINE
642
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,342
IS A TASTE
OF YOUR OWN.
643
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,385
AM I GOING
TO GET A LIFT
644
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,886
OR DO I HAVE TO
CALL ANOTHER CAB?
645
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,804
I'M COMING!
646
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,597
I CARRIED YOU AROUND
FOR NINE MONTHS.
647
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,057
QUIT IT.
QUIT IT.
648
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:50,809
Both:
[ Chuckling ]
649
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,395
♪ WHO NEEDS TO KNOW
WHOA-OH-OH ♪
650
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,605
♪ IS IT STARTING
TO SHOW... ♪
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