Original subtitles

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

FROM BEST FRIENDS TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

SOMEHOW WE ALL FIT TOGETHER,

NATURALLY.

♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE A WORLD FOR ME ♪

♪ IT'D BE OPEN, BIG AND FREE ♪

♪ I'D PICK A PLACE NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪ ♪ MY WORLD ♪

♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN NO ONE'S THERE ♪

♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪ ♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

♪ NATURALLY ♪

Sadie: [ Voice over ] REMEMBER WHAT MARGARET SAID...

THE SHIRT YOU PICK MIGHT JUST CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

WHAT TO CHOOSE, WHAT TO CHOOSE?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] IT HAD BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE BEN ASKED ME OUT,

AND IN THAT TIME, MY DATING STATUS

CHANGED FASTER THAN MARGARET'S ACCESSORIES,

OR THE WHITBY WEATHER.

[ Clatter of projector ]

Sadie: IN A WORLD WHERE TWO KIDS THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN,

THE MAGIC OF SADIE AND BEN'S LOVE STORY'S ONLY MATCHED

BY THE LOVE THEIR GENERATION HAD FOR THEIR LOVE STORY.

WHO WRITES THIS GARBAGE?

I'LL NEVER KNOW IF MY FATE

WAS CHANGED BY THE SHIRT I WORE THAT DAY,

BUT I GUESS WHAT REALLY MATTERS

IS THAT ME AND MR. SMUG FINALLY KISSED!

IT WAS LIKE "ROMEO AND JULIET".

WAIT...

THAT RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING, DID IT?

MAN, IT'S HOT.

I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME ICY TREATS.

I GUESS THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU KNOW, YOUR OPERATION

TO SEPARATE YOU FROM BEN.

HE'S JUST OVER THERE BUYING OVERPRICED, FROZEN SUGAR WATER.

LET'S LEAVE THE LOVEBIRDS ALONE.

[ Scoffing ] JUST SO YOU KNOW,

LOVEBIRDS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS.

I CAN HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS AND BEN. STAY.

YOU KNOW MY RULE OF FOUR: TWO'S COMPANY.

THREE'S A CROWD.

FOUR AND IT ALL GOES TITANIC.

WHAT DOES "ONE" DO?

ONE FINDS ANOTHER "ONE" AND GOES TO THE MALL.

HEY, THERE'S THE MAN.

HEY, BEN.

HOW'S THE SELECTION TODAY?

AH, GRAPE AND ORANGE?

EXCELLENT CHOICES.

Margaret: TO THE MALL, RAIN.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THE PURPLE?

YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] WHAT SARCASTIC THING IS HE GOING TO SAY?

[ Imitating Ben ] "PURPLE ISN'T A FLAVOUR"?

I'M SORRY. HERE.

IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU WOULD HAVE LICKED IT.

HEY, A GUY CAN CHANGE.

I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU.

WE'VE COME SO FAR.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

YES, HAWAIIAN!

COME ON, MARGARET, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HAWAIIAN!

[ Giggling ]

MAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

HI, RAINBOW.

TAYLOR DIDOMENICANTONIO?

MISS ME? YEAH,

I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SAY YOUR LAST NAME, AND YOU MOVE.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? LIKE, TWO YEARS?

YOU WORK AT THE MALL?

NO WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

MOST PEOPLE DON'T WEAR THEIR NAME TAG OFF-DUTY.

YEAH, I'M THE FRUIT WRANGLER AT SMOOTHIE OPERATOR.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

IT'S TRUE, RAINBOW. ASK MY BOSS.

NO, I MEAN THAT YOUR FAMILY MOVED TO WHITBY.

A MONTH AGO. I GO TO CENTENNIAL.

[ Clearing of throat ]

DON'T TELL ME! DON'T TELL ME.

RAIN'S GIRLFRIEND.

I AM A PSYCHIC.

NOT A GOOD ONE.

I'M MARGARET BROWNING-LEVESQUE.

AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND.

SEE, I SO KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.

I REALLY AM PSYCHIC.

Rain: TAYLOR AND I SPENT SUMMERS TOGETHER.

HER PARENTS HAD THE COTTAGE NEXT DOOR ON LAKE SIMCOE.

HEY, DO YOU STILL REMEMBER OUR SECRET HANDSHAKE?

LIKE I'D FORGET. I ONLY INVENTED IT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Giggling ] OW...

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART.

I WAS IMPROVISING.

I BETTER JET. YESTERDAY MY BOSS FREAKED OUT

ABOUT MY 45-MINUTE BREAK.

OR IS THAT 'CAUSE I LICKED A CUSTOMER'S CUP?

HEY, THERE WAS SPILLAGE.

DO YOU WANT TO, UH, GRAB A BITE TONIGHT AT THE WOW?

TOTALLY! SEE YOU AT 8:00.

WAS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

NAH. WE WERE JUST KIDS.

PLUS, SHE HAD THIS INVISIBLE BOYFRIEND.

CHAD.

HE DIDN'T LIKE ME MUCH.

HE PROBABLY SAW YOU AS A THREAT.

NOT LIKELY.

HE WAS WAY TALLER THAN ME, AND...

SUPERCOOL.

I WONDER IF THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER.

HI, HONEY. DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?

IT WAS OKAY. I HUNG OUT AT THE PARK WITH BEN.

BENJAMIN!

I LIKE YOUR FELLA.

ANYONE WHO PLAYS "MERLINS AND MAGICIANS"

IS ALL RIGHT IN MY BOOK.

Hal: ANYONE WHO GETS ME OUT

OF PLAYING "MERLINS AND MAGICIANS"

IS AMAZING IN MY BOOK.

WHAT?

HOW'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?

I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL HIM MY "BOYFRIEND".

WHAT IS HE THEN?

WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED ABOUT IT.

I REMEMBER MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.

MOM!

WHO COULD FORGET STANLEY MARSHALL?

THE GUY HAD A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A PUMPKIN.

MAYBE SO, BUT EVERY TIME I SAW HIM,

BELLS WENT OFF.

WARNING BELLS.

EVERYBODY RUN, HERE COMES THE HUMAN JACK-O-LANTERN.

[ Laughing ]

VERY FUNNY, WALTER.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] BELLS WENT OFF?

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

I-I DON'T HEAR BELLS.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

IT'S THAT TIME WE PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED.

[ Giggle ] OH, I STILL FEEL BAD

ABOUT MAKING YOU WEAR THAT VEIL.

ENOUGH OF THE TRIP DOWN MEMORY ALLEY.

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR TOTALLY EXCELLENT LIFE.

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL.

I'M IN THE 10th GRADE, I STILL READ TO MY YAYA.

SOMETIMES I EVEN SING HER CAMP SONGS,

LIKE WE USED TO.

♪ THE OTHER DAY ♪

♪ I MET A BEAR ♪

♪ A GREAT BIG BEAR ♪

♪ A WAY UP THERE ♪

TAYLOR, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REPEAT WHAT I SING.

LET'S TRY AGAIN.

♪ LET'S TRY AGAIN ♪

I DON'T MEAN NOW.

♪ I DON'T MEAN NOW ♪

[ Siren ]

OOH, THERE'S MY DAD! BETTER JET.

OFFICER DIDOMENICANTONIO?

REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO THROW US

INTO THE WATER WHEN WE WERE KIDS? HUH.

HEY, INVITE HIM IN.

I CAN'T. WE'RE WORKING UNDERCOVER!

NOW YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.

GOT TO GO.

I'M TELLING YOU,

YOUR SKIN WILL NEVER BE SMOOTHER.

THIS MASK IS EVERY GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS IT FOR A BOY THEN?

A LITTLE WEIRD.

I'M SORRY, BUT IF THIS IS THE PRICE

TO CRASH GIRLS' NIGHT,

IT'S TOO HIGH. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO CHECK OUT

THAT DOCUMENTARY ON THE PRAIRIE VOLES?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] WHAT?

WHERE'S THE SUDDEN INTEREST IN RODENTS COMING FROM?

AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD.

LOOKS LIKE ME AND THE PRAIRIE VOLES

ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU.

I'VE GOT TO WORK IN THE PETTING ZOO,

AND I'VE GOT A TONNE OF READING.

SURE, NO PROBLEM.

CHIMO.

SEE YOU, SADIE'S NEW BOYFRIEND.

[ Sigh ] PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM THAT.

YOU PREFER I CALL HIM "YOUR MAN"?

"YOUR GUY"? "YOUR BOO"?

HE'S NOT MY ANYTHING.

HE'S... BEN.

BUT WHO IS HE TO YOU?

WHAT'S THE STATUS OF YOUR 'SHIP?

WHAT'S MY SHIP?

RELATION-SHIP.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] UGH. FIRST MY MOM,

NOW MARGARET.

YOU SOUNDED LIKE SEEING BEN WAS SCHEDULING A CHORE.

I CAN'T BE MUSHY ALL THE TIME.

I DON'T KNOW, SADE.

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT INTO HIM.

I'M INTO BEN.

I AM.

OKAY LOOK, THIS IS ME, SADIE HAWTHORNE

BEING TOTALLY INTO BEN HARRISON.

ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE ME OR YOURSELF?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Sniffing ] WHOA!

WHY DO ALL LOCKERS SMELL LIKE THAT?

BECAUSE IT'S WHERE LUNCHES AND GYM SOCKS GO TO DIE.

SURPRISE!

I SWITCHED LOCKERS SO WE COULD BE NEIGHBOURS.

WOW... YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN

THAT WHOLE BOY- NEXT-DOOR THING WAY TOO FAR.

OH, HERE'S MY LOCKER COMBINATION.

WELL, WHAT'S YOURS?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] MY... MY COMBO?

THAT'S A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION.

WELL, MAYBE NOT PERSONAL.

BUT STILL.

57-27-15.

YOU GUYS ARE SO DIFFERENT NOW.

YOU'RE ALL COUPLE-Y.

WE'RE THE SAME.

IT'S EVERYBODY ELSE WHO'S CHANGED.

ACTUALLY, MARGARET'S RIGHT.

WE HAVE CHANGED A BIT.

I MEAN, WE NEVER THUMB WRESTLE ANYMORE.

PLEASE. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US DATING.

THAT IS BECAUSE I KICK YOUR BUTT.

[ Cheering ] NO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

HA-HA!

ANYBODY ELSE WANT A PIECE OF ME?

[ Quivering ]

LET'S GO. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

UH, SORRY, I CAN'T.

IT'S MY CHIMO HAND.

[ Ringing of class bell ]

SEE? TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

TOTALLY WEIRD IS MORE LIKE IT.

I DON'T GET IT.

TAYLOR AND I USED TO BE REALLY CLOSE.

AND NOW WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER, IT FEELS...

STRANGE.

MORE LIKE... FORCED?

NO. KIND OF... AWKWARD!

AWKWARD. DEFINITELY AWKWARD.

WE DON'T HAVE FUN ANYMORE.

TAYLOR AND I USED TO HAVE NOTHING BUT FUN.

AND IT WAS SO EASY TO BE TOGETHER.

I KNOW!

IT'S LIKE THE PAST NEVER EVEN HAPPENED.

HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET TAYLOR.

NO. BEN AND ME.

UH, WE STOPPED HAVING FUN EVER SINCE WE MOVED TO COUPLE-LAND.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT

OR YOUR NEXT MOVE

WILL BE TO SPLITS-VILLE

WITH ALL THE OTHER CAT LADIES.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

GUESS WHO? UH!

WELL, NO MISSING FINGERS,

SO, IT CAN'T BE UNCLE ANGELO.

[ Heroic ♪♪♪ ] [ Laughing ]

RAINBOW, YOU'RE A CRIME FIGHTER?

WHERE DO I APPLY?

I'VE JUST BLENDED MY LAST BANANA.

NO.

IT'S FROM WHEN WE USED TO PLAY "SUPERFRIENDS".

HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER.

TERRIFIC, ANOTHER CHILDHOOD MEMORY.

THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

FIGHTING CRIME?

BEING FRIENDS. SUPERFRIENDS.

I THOUGHT WE'D PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

YOU KNOW, BE BEST BUDS AGAIN.

JUST TALLER. YEAH, SO DID I.

BUT IT HASN'T BEEN LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, THE TALLER PART, YEAH, BUT...

THINGS HAVE TO CHANGE.

AH, YOU WANT MY CAPE?

I THINK THAT WE...

NEED TO STOP BEING FRIENDS.

YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME AS A FRIEND?

WAS IT SOME- THING I SAID?

MORE LIKE SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T SAY.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I MEAN, NORMALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND BUT...

THIS IS DIFFERENT. EXACTLY.

IT IS DIFFERENT.

WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT EXCEPT THE PAST.

THAT'S WHY IT'S AWKWARD NOW.

I'M SORRY, RAINBOW,

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HANG OUT ANYMORE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] RAIN WAS ON TO SOMETHING.

THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEN AND ME

THAT A LITTLE FUN COULDN'T FIX.

HEY, LANKY-PANTS.

YOU AND ME, ONE-ON-ONE.

YOUR PASS PROTECTION IS NO MATCH

FOR MY SMASHMOUTH DEFENCE.

AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE POCKET

ALL AFTERNOON.

I RECOGNIZE THE VOICE,

BUT THE WORDS COMING OUT OF IT ARE KIND OF CONFUSING.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OH, THERE HE IS. SMUG BEN.

OH, HOW I MISSED YOUR SMUG WAYS.

I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE SOME FUN,

SO I WENT ONLINE AND LEARNED EVERYTHING I COULD ABOUT FOOTBALL.

WELL, I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A NEW LESSON, RED.

WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET SMOKED.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

AND THERE'S THE KICK-OFF.

HAWTHORNE FUMBLES NOT UNEXPECTEDLY BUT RECOVERS.

AND LOOK AT HER GO.

THOSE LITTLE LEGS ARE PUMPING A MILE A MINUTE. [ Yelp ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Chirping of crickets ]

YOU KNOW, THE SNOWY TREE CRICKET'S CHIRPS ACT LIKE A THERMOMETER.

I NEVER KNEW THAT.

IT'S FASCINATING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

THINGS WERE BACK TO NORMAL BUT THEN I KISSED BEN

AND RUINED THE MOMENT.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING BUYING CLOTHES RUINS A SHOPPING SPREE.

OR CALLING A BOY TEN TIMES

RUINS THE CHANCES OF HIM EVER LIKING YOU.

THINGS WITH BEN FELT TOO SERIOUS

SO I TRIED TO GO BACK TO FUN.

WRONG. EMBRACE IT.

LIVE IN THE NATION OF TWO.

YOU THINK? I KNOW.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU CALL BEN YOUR BOYFRIEND?

THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT A REAL HANG-UP.

I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE HANG-UP,

MISS "SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH MY GUY

AND REFUSE TO ADMIT WHAT HE IS."

FINE. BEN'S MY...

BOYFRIEND. IN THEORY.

AND I'M HIS... YOU KNOW...

GIRLFRIEND. IN THEORY.

DON'T SAY IT TO ME. SAY IT TO HIM.

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?

BEN, I, UH...

I WANT TO START CALLING YOU MY... BOYFRIEND.

I KNOW.

YOU CAN DO IT.

PRETEND YOU'RE DOING A CLIFF DIVE.

I FEAR HEIGHTS.

HOLD YOUR BREATH AND JUMP.

THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET, TALK TO THE BOY.

Ben: HI.

UH, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT.

TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT,

YOU KNOW, DIVING.

SKYDIVING? SCUBA DIVING?

Sadie: [ Voice over ] I CAN DO THIS.

JUST SAY: "BEN, YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND."

THEN THERE'S DIVING FOR PEARLS. DO IT.

OKAY, HERE I GO, I'M GOING TO SAY IT.

LISTEN FOR IT...

MY PARENTS SAID TO TELL YOU YOU'RE INVITED TO DINNER TONIGHT.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] OH, YEAH. NAILED IT.

WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DIVING?

JUST THAT YOU'LL WANT TO...

DIVE RIGHT IN TO WHATEVER MY MOM SERVES.

I'M SURE I WILL.

I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

THAT...

WAS PATHETIC.

BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE CHANCE TO RECOVER.

TALK TO HIM TONIGHT. AFTER DINNER.

YUMMY. DINNER.

WHAT GOES BETTER WITH A QUEASY STOMACH?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO, I WAS REALLY GOING TO DO IT.

AFTER DINNER I WAS GOING TO TELL BEN THAT HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND.

OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF 12-COURSE MEALS?

THIS IS GREAT, MRS. HAWTHORNE. THANK YOU, BEN.

IT'S THE, UH, CILANTRO AND THE LIME.

MY IDEA.

WHAT? THE COOKING CHANNEL WAS ON,

I COULDN'T FIND THE REMOTE.

Walter: SO, BEN, YOU READY FOR A REMATCH

ON "MERLINS AND MAGICIANS"?

YES, HE IS. HE TOLD ME.

HEY, HERE'S YOUR HAT.

IT'LL MAKE IT MORE FUN. TRUST ME.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BEN?

OR SHOULD I SAY, "WHAT DO YOU SAY,

MAEGLIN TELEMNAR OF TODO BANKS?"

SURE. WHOO-HOO.

IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH SADIE.

OF COURSE IT IS!

I SAY BRING ON THE MERLINS.

OR MAGICIANS.

UM, GREAT, WE CAN PLAY THE SHORT VERSION.

ONLY TAKES THREE HOURS.

UH, TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED. SERIOUSLY.

HEY, BEN, IF YOU'RE AROUND HERE ANY LONGER,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START PAYING SOME RENT

OR AT LEAST DO CHORES.

AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING A PHOTO SO MOM CAN PUT ONE UP.

I'M SURE THERE'S ONE OF SADIE WE CAN TAKE DOWN.

HAL! WHAT?

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME CONVERSATION

WITH SADIE'S BOYFRIEND.

BEN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND, OKAY?

HE'S NOT "MY GUY". HE'S NOT "MY BOO".

HE'S MY FRIEND!

THAT'S ALL HE EVER WAS AND THAT'S ALL HE'LL EVER BE.

GET IT?

AT DINNER, REMEMBER TO SELECT CUTLERY FROM THE OUTSIDE IN.

PLACE YOUR NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP.

AND WHEN DUMPING A BOY IN FRONT OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY,

MAKE SURE YOUR MOUTH ISN'T FULL.

[ Crashing of dishes ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

MORE PEAS? BONE APPETITE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

♪ A GREAT BIG BEAR ♪

♪ A WAY UP THERE ♪

I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT SONG SINCE CAMP.

AND I'M GLAD. [ Sigh ]

IT WAS OUR SONG.

THE FIRST ONE TAYLOR AND I EVER SANG TOGETHER.

WHERE IS YOUR GIRL?

TAYLOR'S NOT MY GIRL.

SHE'S NOT EVEN MY FRIEND ANYMORE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

THINGS WERE SORT OF WEIRD, AND...

THEN SHE KIND OF BROKE UP WITH ME.

DID SHE SAY, "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME"?

NO. SHE JUST SAID

THINGS WERE TOO AWKWARD WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.

CONGRATULATIONS.

THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR YOU.

THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH, MARGARET.

IT'S OBVIOUS. YOU'RE CRUSHING ON HER AND SHE'S CRUSHING BACK.

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT?

HELLO? I'M A GIRL. I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.

PLUS I'VE GOT UNBELIEVABLE "CRUSH-DAR". THERE'S NO WAY.

WE WERE TADPOLES TOGETHER, WE HAD SLEEPOVERS,

WE WERE BEST FRIENDS.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO BEING FRIENDS

BECAUSE YOU, LIKE, "LIKE" EACH OTHER.

REALLY?

YOU'RE SO WRONG.

YOU HAVE TO GO AND TALK TO TAYLOR.

AFTER ALL, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE, I MEAN,

YOU'RE ALREADY NOT FRIENDS WITH HER ANYMORE.

RIGHT? SO, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?

CHAD FINDS OUT AND GOES AFTER ME?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Deep sigh ]

TSK. YOUR POOR FATHER.

HE WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING "MERLINS AND MAGICIANS".

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HURTS THE MOST.

DAD DIDN'T GET TO HIS ROLE-PLAYING GAME.

BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HONEY.

BEN DIDN'T CRY. AT LEAST, NOT YET.

NOT IN FRONT OF US.

ISN'T IT YOUR JOB TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

WITH SOME MOTHERLY ADVICE?

RIGHT.

THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE, HONEY.

DOING IT IN PRIVATE IS A GOOD START.

EXCELLENT POINT.

WHY DID YOU DUMP THAT STANLEY MARSHALL GUY?

WELL...

HIS HEAD WAS REALLY HUGE.

[ Chuckling ]

ANYWAY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER OFF AS FRIENDS.

REALLY?

ONE DAY, THE BELLS JUST STOPPED RINGING.

MAYBE IT WAS THE SAME WITH YOU AND BEN.

I GUESS.

SO...

WHAT DO I DO NOW?

ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU.

Sadie: [ Voice over ] BEN FORGIVE ME?

I CAN'T EVEN FORGIVE ME.

DID STANLEY MARSHALL FORGIVE YOU?

I'M SURE YOU AND BEN WILL HAVE A BETTER ENDING.

BESIDES, WHO BELIEVES IN VOODOO DOLLS?

MOM. WHAT HAPPENED?

Walter: STANLEY MARSHALL LIED ON THE FLOOR

IN THE FOETAL POSITION AND CRIED.

BUT, HEY, LOOK WHO SHE ENDED UP WITH INSTEAD.

HUH?

HUH?

[ Short puffs of breath ]

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Taylor: ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TWO MINUTES

BEFORE I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK.

I'M STILL IN TROUBLE OVER MY SAUERKRAUT SMOOTHIE INVENTION.

SHOULD'VE WAITED TILL OKTOBERFEST TO UNVEIL THAT BABY.

I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT US.

AND I WAS PUSHING IT TOO HARD

TRYING TO GET THE OLD DAYS BACK.

THAT'S WHY I THINK IT WAS SO FORCED.

MAYBE WE JUST RAN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT.

WHAT THEN?

MARGARET HAS THIS WACKY THEORY.

[ Gasp ] NO WAY! LIKE THE ONE WHERE

WE EACH HAVE A TWIN IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

THAT HICCUPS EVERY TIME WE CRY?

NOT EXACTLY. UM...

IT HAD MORE TO DO WITH, YOU KNOW, US.

MARGARET THINKS THAT IT'S AWKWARD BECAUSE...

WE'RE CRUSHING.

SHE THINKS WE SHOULD BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.

[ Snickering ]

THAT'S HILARIOUS, RAINBOW.

OH, I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD.

YEAH, LIKE I SAID, YOU KNOW,

CRAZY THEORY.

HMM...

ANYWAY, JUST ONE LAST TIME,

FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

[ Chiming of bell ]

THAT'S MY BOSS CALLING.

I'VE GOT TO GO. UH...

YOU KNOW, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM.

PROBLEM? WHAT PROBLEM?

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO TELL CHAD.

I MEAN, I'M HORRIBLE WITH CONFRONTATION.

TAYLOR,

HE'S INVISIBLE.

YEAH! BUT HE STILL HAS FEELINGS.

[ Giggling ]

[ Giggling ]

♪ ON THIS OCCASION ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN TOLD ♪

♪ NOT TO SPEAK MY MIND... ♪

OH HEY, RED.

ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT YOUR FAMILY

AND THE AWKWARD SILENCE WE ALL SHARED.

BEN, I AM SO SORRY

I BROKE UP WITH YOU LIKE THAT.

IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS AND HAL?

NO PROBLEM.

I SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT HOW I WAS FEELING.

IT'S NOT YOU... DON'T...

DON'T EVEN SAY IT.

LOOK, RED, IT'S FINE.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? ABSOLUTELY.

I FELT THE SAME WAY, I MEAN,

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT MOMENT TO BREAK UP FOR A WEEK.

Y-YOU WANTED TO BREAK UP?

BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES YOU WERE SO SWEET?

KISSING MY HEAD?

KISSING MY THUMB?

OKAY. MAYBE IT WASN'T A WEEK.

MAYBE IT WASN'T AT ALL? HEY!

LEAVE A GUY SOME DIGNITY.

[ Chuckling ]

CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

NO HAND HOLDING, RIGHT?

PLEASE.

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, RED.

OH, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

WELL, THIS THUMB MAY BE SMALL,

BUT VICTORY LIES IN TECHNIQUE.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

YES!

HOW'S THAT FOR TECHNIQUE?

REMATCH!

HEY.

YOU LET ME WIN ALL THOSE TIMES BEFORE?

[ Chuckling ]

THAT'S WHEN I WAS CRUSHING ON YOU.

THERE'S NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK, MY FRIEND.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

BEST THREE OUT OF FIVE?

[ ♪♪♪ ]

Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK TO NORMAL.

AND WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS?

ESPECIALLY WITH A SMUG GUY

WHO'S GOT A DECENT-SIZED MELON.

[ Laughing ]

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