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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:01,827 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,895 --> 00:00:03,495 You're a hero, you know that. 3 00:00:03,564 --> 00:00:05,731 You show 'em what one good human can do. 4 00:00:08,969 --> 00:00:12,912 We're gonna make it to Seattle with or without you. 5 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,212 We get stopped in Washington, we're screwed. 6 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:18,849 Consider this group a task force. 7 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,784 We need to find out who murdered this poor woman. 8 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:22,286 Seventy-two people 9 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,121 were pinging the cell phone tower at 12:38 that night. 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,256 One of these ladies must be our victim. 11 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:29,593 Have you seen the video of the woman being dragged into the car 12 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:30,828 of a couple of zombies? 13 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,130 We haven't been able to identify the victim. 14 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,234 I found her phone. 15 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,302 In her jacket. 16 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,370 Lisa's gone. 17 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,674 _ 18 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,248 It was just supposed to be a work retreat. 19 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,716 She can't be dead. 20 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,186 I know there's a time crunch, 21 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:59,757 but I hope we don't find his girlfriend's body until he agrees to go home. 22 00:00:59,825 --> 00:01:01,425 Yeah, but until we find a body, 23 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,495 we're no closer to finding the zombies who ripped her to shreds. 24 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,235 Babe? 25 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:12,903 Oh, my God. You're alive. 26 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:18,575 Bix? Wow. Is this happening? 27 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,446 What're you wearing? 28 00:01:24,389 --> 00:01:25,043 Whoa. 29 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,106 Lisa, we're inside caution tape. 30 00:01:30,976 --> 00:01:32,308 Wait. Did someone die? 31 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,347 Apparently not. 32 00:01:34,087 --> 00:01:36,883 Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting. 33 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:41,218 What's going on, Lisa? 34 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:42,961 My guess, 35 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,696 Lisa and Glenn's work retreat 36 00:01:44,765 --> 00:01:47,432 took a somewhat romantic and psychedelic turn. 37 00:01:50,637 --> 00:01:53,605 I totally get your energy, brother, but can we table this? 38 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,707 'Cause I am peaking right now 39 00:01:55,922 --> 00:01:57,688 and this is about to go south. 40 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,417 I take it you're Lisa Gertz? 41 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:04,368 I need the last four of your social. 42 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:07,978 Zero... 43 00:02:09,523 --> 00:02:10,822 Three... 44 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,129 Two... 45 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,597 Four. 46 00:02:15,429 --> 00:02:16,428 Thank you. 47 00:02:17,698 --> 00:02:18,697 Good luck, buddy. 48 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:23,235 Sixty-nine phones down. 49 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,470 Three to go. Still no victim. 50 00:02:25,539 --> 00:02:27,105 It's the journey, Clive. 51 00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:32,944 State Trooper found these Raggedy Anns on a bus near Tacoma. 52 00:02:33,013 --> 00:02:35,380 No ID. Wouldn't tell us where they're from. 53 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,316 It's not our problem, right? 54 00:02:38,385 --> 00:02:40,485 Child Protective Services'll get 'em home. 55 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,826 Let's go. 56 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:56,334 Sweet ride. 57 00:02:56,403 --> 00:02:59,671 What is that, like 0 to 60 in what, five seconds? 58 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,640 Something like that, yeah. 59 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,808 I plan on joining the force after high school. 60 00:03:03,877 --> 00:03:06,177 Well, best of luck to ya. 61 00:03:06,246 --> 00:03:07,812 I thought about being a fireman at first, 62 00:03:07,881 --> 00:03:11,467 but, uh, the boys in blue are the real heroes, am I right? 63 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:14,187 Fireman get guns? 64 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:16,255 - No, they do not. - Enough said. 65 00:03:16,324 --> 00:03:19,025 I hear that cops do better with the ladies. 66 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:23,144 Now, that is an undisputed fact. 67 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,877 Do you ever feel like you're an unwitting 68 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:27,632 tool of the prison industrial complex? 69 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:32,745 Hey! 70 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,019 Oh, come on. 71 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,380 _ 72 00:03:49,381 --> 00:03:51,381 _ 73 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:53,382 _ 74 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:55,383 _ 75 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,787 _ 76 00:03:57,788 --> 00:03:59,995 _ 77 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:01,850 _ 78 00:04:01,851 --> 00:04:03,371 _ 79 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:05,103 _ 80 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,446 _ 81 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,789 Yes! 82 00:04:19,494 --> 00:04:20,493 Let's go. 83 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,053 Pain in my ass. 84 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,731 In addition to the three dead, 85 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,600 Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg. 86 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:30,636 McIlleny lost an eye. 87 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,037 And the suicide bomber? 88 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,406 Still no leads. 89 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,141 A Dead Ender, no doubt. 90 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,645 Commander, if I may. 91 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,380 Some of our soldiers 92 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,650 are expressing concern that your policies are... 93 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:52,258 They felt safer before the curfew was eliminated. 94 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,394 They aren't thrilled by the body cameras. 95 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:59,231 They feel that engaging in community outreach 96 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,967 and conflict resolution courses is, well... 97 00:05:02,937 --> 00:05:04,236 A waste of time. 98 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,217 So what? 99 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,185 Are we voting on policy now? 100 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,276 I'm just giving the commander the lay of the land. 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,433 We need to be seen as part of this community. 102 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,682 Not an occupying force. 103 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,203 We are an occupying force. 104 00:05:19,359 --> 00:05:23,495 Perhaps, if the commander spent more time out in the field... 105 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:27,192 Maybe you and the commander should compare bullet scars, Hobbs. 106 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:30,362 So, we should just kill them with kindness, these, uh, Dead Enders? 107 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,765 I'm not asking you to hand out flowers. 108 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,705 I'm saying we will hold ourselves to higher standards. 109 00:05:35,743 --> 00:05:36,875 Screw standards! 110 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:38,544 Those soldiers were my friends. 111 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,772 Do you even know their names? 112 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,674 You are out of line, Sergeant Major. 113 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,841 Justin. 114 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,554 Adrian Flores moved here from Tallahassee when he was 17. 115 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,625 Never missed an FSU football game. 116 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:02,836 Danny Cozza was a local. 117 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,897 Dad runs a fishing charter. 118 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:09,147 Heather Schooley was from Olympia. 119 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,937 Worshipped Sleater-Kinney. 120 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:17,904 We will not rest until we have found those responsible for this attack. 121 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:23,215 But let's keep in mind, there are half a million humans in Seattle, 122 00:06:23,284 --> 00:06:25,128 and 10,000 of us. 123 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,746 If they decide that we only have zombie interests at heart, 124 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,756 this city will collapse. 125 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,727 You cooking brains, Ravi? 126 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,619 I thought you already had your monthlies. 127 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:44,855 Ravi told me you'd been having a tough go of it. 128 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:48,674 I know your favorite comfort food is double chocolate brownies, 129 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,209 but brain cannelloni just felt right. 130 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,590 _ 131 00:07:03,081 --> 00:07:06,138 So, you let the winners out of Seattle to compete on the show 132 00:07:06,139 --> 00:07:07,884 and they give you ad time? 133 00:07:07,952 --> 00:07:08,887 Mmm-mmm. 134 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,352 There's no way I'm doing that. 135 00:07:10,941 --> 00:07:13,108 Besides, could you imagine the commercial? 136 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:17,459 "Dance of a Lifetime! sponsored by Fillmore Graves, 137 00:07:17,662 --> 00:07:21,063 the zombie mercenaries who built the wall your uncle's trapped behind." 138 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,268 How are you holding up over there? 139 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,196 It's the worst. 140 00:07:29,174 --> 00:07:33,042 My job is pretending to be RoboCop, 141 00:07:33,111 --> 00:07:37,547 but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO. 142 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:41,603 Well, I am on board for all your reforms, 143 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:43,219 for what it's worth. 144 00:07:44,335 --> 00:07:47,343 And Ravi keeps reminding me that C-3PO's an Ewok god, 145 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:49,463 so, I've got that going for me. 146 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:51,966 The cannelloni was amazing, Liv, thank you. 147 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,297 I thought you could do with a pick-me-up. 148 00:07:54,365 --> 00:07:56,365 So, I dropped by The Scratching Post, 149 00:07:56,714 --> 00:07:58,114 picked up some fitness-guru brains. 150 00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:00,483 It seemed like a safe bet. 151 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,243 - Fitness guru? - Huh. 152 00:08:02,629 --> 00:08:04,740 Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats. 153 00:08:07,584 --> 00:08:08,884 You sneak a little appetizer? 154 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:11,806 Was my cannelloni a failure? 155 00:08:12,389 --> 00:08:13,229 I... 156 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:18,187 Replaced your delicious brains with disgusting brain tube paste 157 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:19,855 while you were dressing the salad. 158 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,017 Dude... 159 00:08:21,539 --> 00:08:22,638 I'm sorry. 160 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,960 You cooking for me means the world to me. 161 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:28,631 But I can't really afford anyone else living in my head at the moment. 162 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,666 Not now. 163 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,018 Mmm! 164 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:39,508 You know, just once I wish you'd ask how my day was before using my body. 165 00:08:42,253 --> 00:08:43,719 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 166 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,736 How was your day? 167 00:08:46,618 --> 00:08:48,451 It was pretty good, I guess. 168 00:08:50,455 --> 00:08:53,956 Mmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa. How about some reciprocity? 169 00:08:54,471 --> 00:08:55,970 When am I not reciprocal? 170 00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:59,314 Reciprocity is the hallmark of a Chakrabarti tumble. 171 00:08:59,978 --> 00:09:01,444 No, no, no, no. 172 00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,131 My day. 173 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:04,779 Right. How was your day, love? 174 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:09,674 Mmm... Well, since you asked, 175 00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:15,723 I had a Skype interview with this teen journalist from Iowa. 176 00:09:15,879 --> 00:09:16,297 Mmm-hmm. 177 00:09:16,298 --> 00:09:18,793 She's doing a story for her school paper on 178 00:09:19,664 --> 00:09:21,330 "Influential Women Under 30." 179 00:09:22,787 --> 00:09:23,457 No biggie. 180 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:26,131 Oh. Tell me how powerful you are. 181 00:09:26,577 --> 00:09:30,579 She, um, asked me some crazy questions about zombies. 182 00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:33,902 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, tinfoil-hat crazy. 183 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:38,908 I guess, in Iowa, people think zombie hordes roam Seattle 184 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,003 eating human legs like drumsticks 185 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:42,786 or that they grow their nails out 186 00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:44,873 running through schools scratching children 187 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:46,575 like Freddy Kreuger. 188 00:09:46,576 --> 00:09:48,661 Mmm, human legs... 189 00:09:54,565 --> 00:09:56,746 Which got me thinking... 190 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,799 Seattle could really use some positive zombie PR. 191 00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:03,170 Mmm. 192 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:06,150 - You know what we could do? - Give up? 193 00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:11,067 Solicit ideas from the public. Make it a thing. 194 00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:13,172 I can run it up the pole with City Council. 195 00:10:14,105 --> 00:10:15,305 Of course, they hate each other's guts. 196 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,273 So, getting anything done will be hard. 197 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:18,906 Hmm, so hard. 198 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:21,844 Oh, God, they're frustrating, those two. 199 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,928 So frustrating. 200 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,583 Two? There are only two City Council members? 201 00:10:29,154 --> 00:10:30,995 Do you ever listen to me? 202 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:34,290 The other five escaped Seattle before the wall went up. 203 00:10:34,359 --> 00:10:36,673 Mort and Zed are the only ones who stuck around. 204 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:41,230 I can't even get them to agree to hold a new election. 205 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:43,700 Are you kidding? I love the idea of a special election. 206 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,935 All I ask is that we identify the candidates 207 00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:48,037 as zombie or human right there on the ballot. 208 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,841 The people of Seattle have a right to know who or what they're voting for. 209 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,017 I'm... I'm just afraid Zed might find it a bit... 210 00:10:54,079 --> 00:10:55,063 Divisive. 211 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,775 And species-ist. 212 00:10:57,315 --> 00:11:00,116 An election should not be about us versus them. 213 00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:01,501 I got you there. 214 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,638 Mort is a typical human. 215 00:11:04,022 --> 00:11:06,789 A zombie-hating bully. 216 00:11:06,858 --> 00:11:09,205 I love zombies. Big fan of the culture. 217 00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:11,127 Zed is why you're stuck in this 218 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,563 not-really-the-mayor-but- obligated-to-do-his-job limbo. 219 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,098 - He won't... - come to the table. 220 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,666 He's not interested in solution. 221 00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:18,909 All he has is these empty slogans and... 222 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,304 - And no execution. - And he doesn't have the heart... 223 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:23,932 the balls to do what's right for the city. 224 00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:27,372 - What can I say? - My hands are tied. 225 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,997 Wait, I had a... I had one more item on the agenda. 226 00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,383 You want some money for a PR campaign. 227 00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:35,295 I've read your email. 228 00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:37,687 We all agree that improving the national perception of zombies 229 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,122 is critical to the safety of Seattle. 230 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,390 We absolutely agree. 231 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,092 And what good are roads and libraries and schools 232 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,161 and firetrucks if we've been nuked, right? 233 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,362 It's a great idea. 234 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:47,463 It's just not... 235 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,505 in the budget. 236 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,567 And if it's not in the budget, we can't approve it. 237 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:53,829 Sorry, kid. 238 00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:55,884 Hang in there. 239 00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:05,861 People like us, we get it. 240 00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:08,584 We know it's not about having a super shredded core, 241 00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,153 ripped quads, jacked delts, 242 00:12:10,221 --> 00:12:12,755 swole hams, yoked pects and insanely-tight glutes. 243 00:12:12,824 --> 00:12:14,490 It's about feeling good, 244 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,559 and realizing your potential, am I right? 245 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,929 Liv, I know you're on a fitness-nut brain, 246 00:12:19,998 --> 00:12:22,732 but do not try to make me the Hans to your Franz. 247 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,534 Oh, this could be our lady. 248 00:12:24,602 --> 00:12:27,503 Excuse me, ma'am, this is my swole mate, CB. 249 00:12:27,972 --> 00:12:28,621 Yeah? 250 00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:32,408 Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD. 251 00:12:33,178 --> 00:12:33,743 You have a moment? 252 00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:37,633 Oh, sure. Excuse the sweat. Damn hot flashes. 253 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,142 Oh, sweat is just your body fat crying. 254 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:41,284 - May I? - Oh. 255 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,726 We're investigating a potential homicide 256 00:12:50,795 --> 00:12:53,362 that took place last week outside of a convenience store. 257 00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:55,731 Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman. 258 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,667 And the victim was on her cell just before the attack, 259 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,870 so, we're tracking down every phone that pinged the nearest tower. 260 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:01,788 Okay... 261 00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:04,974 Mind telling me the last four of your social? 262 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,943 Oh. Sure. 2198. 263 00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:15,051 I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones. 264 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,221 Oh, wait, you're the one that's been calling me. 265 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:20,690 I'm sorry, I don't answer unknown numbers. 266 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,558 I donated to a non-profit once, 267 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:24,292 and now every time the phone rings, it's like, 268 00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,863 "Hey, give ten dollars for the Sumatra rhino." 269 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,064 Are you kidding me? 270 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,699 Okay, I get guilt tripped enough. 271 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,335 Like, when Larry, that's my second husband, 272 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:33,695 contracted cholera. 273 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:36,639 Don't ask. And he was all like, "You have the power to help me," 274 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:41,544 until I agreed to steal hydrocodone for his stomach pain. 275 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,947 He was exploding like a hydrant in a Brooklyn heat wave. 276 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,101 Oh, whoopsie. 277 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:50,319 I probably shouldn't be telling the cops about stealing the meds. 278 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,588 That's okay. Liv. Liv. 279 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,554 Bye. 280 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,943 Good news, the lab should be sending the blood test results 281 00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,952 from the convenience store murder tomorrow. 282 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,793 That's what's up. 283 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,412 There's stress in your voice, bro. 284 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,329 Are you getting enough omega threes? 285 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,839 It's just Peyton. She's just a little bit... 286 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,499 Underwhelmed in the sack? 287 00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:15,199 What? Did she say something? 288 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,684 You're probably overdoing it. 289 00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:19,878 It's a common mistake for young men. It's simpler than you think. 290 00:14:19,937 --> 00:14:23,539 You know, four hours before sex, you just take an ice bath, 291 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:24,887 eat three Brazil nuts... 292 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:26,022 Okay, thank you. 293 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,890 A spoon of fermented trout butter, 294 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,509 and then, during the jam sesh, you just, sort of, soak. 295 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,226 You know, think of it as a hot tub. 296 00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:34,552 Not a lap pool. 297 00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:36,526 And focus on the eyes. 298 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:40,636 I was gonna say she's a bit overwhelmed at work. 299 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,254 Aren't we all. 300 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,007 Hey, we should hit the gym after work. 301 00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,143 Ow! I'm good, actually. 302 00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:48,831 Oh, come on. 303 00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:51,018 Bro, don't you want to be Ravi-rock-hard-body? 304 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:51,955 No. 305 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,102 Oh. 306 00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,098 What are you putting in that gob of yours? 307 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:02,671 Goose muddled in antler sauce, 308 00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:04,636 a civet of hare, 309 00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:07,636 six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron 310 00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:09,931 and flavored with cloves. 311 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,034 And while you're here, innkeep... 312 00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:12,983 Milord? 313 00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:16,038 Perchance a sprinkling of grated Myconid in my soup? 314 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:20,642 Tell me when. 315 00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:32,955 Ah. 316 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,757 'Tis sufficient. 317 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:40,162 I take a seat next to Mr. Bandywax. 318 00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:42,265 You must come with me now, my halfling friend. 319 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,117 Now? 320 00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:45,129 Oh, not now. 321 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,844 Mayhap anon. 322 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,707 My goose remains uncooked. 323 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,300 Don't sit there pitchkettled, Mr. Bandywax. 324 00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:53,021 If you don't come forsooth, 325 00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:55,710 you risk never gandering another goose, be it cooked or raw. 326 00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:59,305 I rush to the table, take the remaining seat. 327 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,617 Prithee, Mosco, 328 00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:05,489 leave thy bellytimber thither and let us flee, 329 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:10,429 lest thy be the very cooked goose thou longst to taste. 330 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:13,004 Okay. Are you guys gonna kill some monsters, 331 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,889 or am I gonna send Gorlogg the Attention Seeker 332 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,821 in here with his Vorpal blade? 333 00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:22,823 My cousin in Ohio thinks that I turned zombie for attention. 334 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:28,193 Didn't you turn vampire for a girl? 335 00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,266 Do you mind if I steal that line? 336 00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,512 My comedy troupe could use it for our zombie sketch. 337 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,799 You're in a comedy troupe? 338 00:16:33,871 --> 00:16:35,303 How did I not know this? 339 00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:36,850 They're not bad. 340 00:16:36,851 --> 00:16:39,835 Three straight regional Yuck-Yucks, so, suck it, Steve. 341 00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:40,912 Then, no. 342 00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:43,481 You can't steal turning-zombie-for-attention. 343 00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:45,914 Wait, you do zombie sketches? 344 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,643 They kill. It's actually a portfolio of sketches, 345 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,617 about living next door to zombies. 346 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,551 We have this one bit called "Dinner at the Deadman's" 347 00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:57,306 where my human brother tries to help me pray away the Zs. 348 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,896 So good. 349 00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:02,413 It's so good. 350 00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,265 Uh, we go all out, too, you know. 351 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,891 Like white wigs, zombie makeup. 352 00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,818 So you paint your face and appropriate another culture? 353 00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,961 Oh. Never thought about it that way. 354 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,172 - Cool. - Yeah. 355 00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,287 Whatever. I've got two hours before my pregnant wife comes home 356 00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:19,468 and realizes that I'm not there making her tea and rubbing her back, so... 357 00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:21,888 Hold... Hold on. Tell me more about this sketch. 358 00:17:21,889 --> 00:17:23,080 Well, okay, so... 359 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,613 What we like to try to do is... 360 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:30,106 Thwack. Gorlogg lifts Mosco's severed head in the air and shouts, 361 00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,981 "I am Gorlogg! 362 00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:37,459 Look at me. Look at me!" 363 00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,335 Roll for initiative. 364 00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:52,008 To hell with the police. They ain't the ones getting blown up. 365 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,275 Blue lives matter? 366 00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:54,086 Uh-uh. 367 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:55,798 White lives matter. 368 00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:58,756 Hate to break it to you. You're far from white, Spud. 369 00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:01,096 Tell those Dead Enders calling me "whitey." 370 00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,709 Most humans are decent people. 371 00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:05,134 You sound like Lillywhite. 372 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,494 The commander is trying to keep the peace. 373 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,414 We push humans too far, 374 00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,142 and they're gonna look around and decide that they'd rather die fighting 375 00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:14,618 than live in a walled zombie homeland. 376 00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:16,814 - We could take 'em. - You're an idiot. 377 00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,884 - Take cover. - Look out. 378 00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:41,705 Up there. 379 00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:48,479 How about these two? John and David Mendez? 380 00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:52,195 They have a father in San Diego dying of cancer and a senile mother. 381 00:18:52,544 --> 00:18:54,552 She'll be all on her own once he passes. 382 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,454 - And the brothers themselves? - They're healthy? 383 00:18:58,591 --> 00:18:59,448 Mmm-hmm. 384 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:01,811 I'm going to hell. 385 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:03,740 Reject pile. 386 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,569 Commander. 387 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,947 Our squad was ambushed in an alley off Hayes Street. 388 00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:13,313 Sir... 389 00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:16,840 Jordan didn't make it. 390 00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,848 _ 391 00:19:57,682 --> 00:20:00,024 Give me Chase Graves over Lillywhite any day. 392 00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:02,351 - Oh, you can say that again. - Yeah, he'll get his. 393 00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,822 Yeah, you knew which side he was on. 394 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,124 What do you think flower-power'll do about it? 395 00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:09,559 Put on some Bob Marley. 396 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,160 Bus in a few more grief counselors. 397 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,129 Remind us how outnumbered we are. 398 00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:14,427 We need to clap back. 399 00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:17,333 Before this can't-we-all-get-along crap gets us all killed. 400 00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:19,969 Excuse me, sir. 401 00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:23,172 I can't help but notice that you've got a high-powered rifle pointed at my skull. 402 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,575 I must warn you that if you shoot me in the head, 403 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:29,017 I will then, and only then, be given permission to return fire. 404 00:20:29,487 --> 00:20:32,522 What? You know I'm right. 405 00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,814 You think your anger makes you special, Spud? 406 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:46,075 When I found Jordan, she was digging brain tubes out of bus station garbage cans. 407 00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:47,964 I brought her here and I trained her. 408 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,800 She died saving your sergeant. 409 00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:57,340 What were you hiding behind when she was putting herself in danger? 410 00:20:59,244 --> 00:21:01,744 I know what Jordan's done for her fellow zombie. 411 00:21:04,215 --> 00:21:07,283 You, I'm not so sure about. 412 00:21:08,786 --> 00:21:11,787 I'm... I'm asking you to be smart. 413 00:21:12,957 --> 00:21:14,064 Don't you get it? 414 00:21:14,726 --> 00:21:17,215 They want to provoke violence. 415 00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:21,137 Only 10% of the human population wants a war. 416 00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:25,149 CHICs. Dead Enders. Are you gonna give them what they want? 417 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,137 Yes, some of us are gonna die, 418 00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:31,777 so that all of us don't die. 419 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:35,811 If that's not what you signed up for, then go. 420 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:40,711 It goes for all of you. 421 00:21:40,712 --> 00:21:43,093 Commander, if we catch the shooter, 422 00:21:43,755 --> 00:21:45,588 the people who made that truck bomb, 423 00:21:47,158 --> 00:21:48,748 what are you gonna do to them? 424 00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:52,328 They'll be turned over to the court system. 425 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:55,164 Human judges? Human juries? 426 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,134 It's the law. It's what we do. 427 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,910 Okay, we are gonna have zombie super strength. 428 00:22:07,979 --> 00:22:08,956 How cool is that? 429 00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:12,014 The next time someone asks us to choose between the belt and the boot, 430 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,610 we can just rip their arms off. 431 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,652 Coast is clear, but stay on your toes. 432 00:22:23,228 --> 00:22:25,731 There's lots of US Army between us and Seattle. 433 00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:28,596 Where do we meet if we have to split up? 434 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,267 369 Molino Road. 435 00:22:32,537 --> 00:22:33,141 Good. 436 00:22:34,405 --> 00:22:38,007 A pint of ranch dressing is 2,200 calories. FYI. 437 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,291 - Good to know. Thanks. - It's just... 438 00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:43,671 I know you like ranch dressing. 439 00:22:44,082 --> 00:22:47,074 I usually manage to avoid having a pint in a sitting. 440 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,353 One more name to cross off. 441 00:22:50,421 --> 00:22:52,217 Why can't people just answer their phones? 442 00:22:52,218 --> 00:22:53,511 All units nearby, 443 00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:57,226 shots fired at Warmbloods, 21807 Third Street. 444 00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,228 Warmbloods, that's close. 445 00:23:04,736 --> 00:23:05,968 He was in a hurry. 446 00:23:15,781 --> 00:23:17,981 Seattle PD. 447 00:23:24,622 --> 00:23:26,222 You got the wrong bar, Renegade. 448 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:29,291 Let me stop the bleeding. 449 00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:30,651 Don't touch me, Whitey. 450 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,456 I know what you are. 451 00:23:33,057 --> 00:23:34,278 You heard the man, back off. 452 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,996 Your friend is dying. He needs medical attention now. 453 00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:39,256 I... I won't scratch him. I promise. 454 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,318 Your kind's done enough damage already. Get the hell out of here. 455 00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:43,455 I suggest you step aside, 456 00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:46,163 or I'll place you under arrest for obstructing an officer. 457 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:48,978 Let 'em through, Matty. 458 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,260 Nothing they can do now. 459 00:24:06,497 --> 00:24:08,603 _ 460 00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:12,709 What do you know? 461 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,185 It was a drive-by. Two people in masks. 462 00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:17,046 How many casualties? 463 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,526 One. 464 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,719 Witnesses saw the shooter and the driver take off in a blue Civic hatchback. 465 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,396 Matches with the vehicle we saw racing off on our way over. 466 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,865 See if any of our guys own a car like that. 467 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,267 Of course, Commander. 468 00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:33,134 Hey, Commander. 469 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,128 How are you all gonna cover this one up? 470 00:24:37,448 --> 00:24:39,281 What are we gonna hear on the news? 471 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,197 Eddie Diggs died of natural causes. 472 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,284 He is survived by his wife and two kids. 473 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,386 Ravi, no. I'm exhausted. 474 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:52,823 I just watched a barbershop quartet do Ebony and Ivory. 475 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,558 Two of them in whiteface. 476 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,970 You can tell me at home. 477 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,639 I'm still here, but I'm walking out now. 478 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,115 Yes, this is me walking out. 479 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,368 This is me turning out the lights, 480 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,502 locking up. 481 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,204 Oh, you lie! 482 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,440 Okay, you got me. 483 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,816 What is so important? 484 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,777 Are you still hearing presentations? 485 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,845 I just finished, thank God. 486 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,681 You got time for one more? 487 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:21,239 Okay. 488 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,320 Psst. 489 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,289 - Stand right there. - Yup. 490 00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,860 Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a... 491 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,962 Portfolio of sketches. 492 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,965 About a human couple living next door to a zombie couple. 493 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,000 And there's laughs, there's heart. 494 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,803 And guess what, you might just learn a thing or two. 495 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,039 Great, now all we have to do is convince millions of Americans 496 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,808 to cross the militarized dead zone, 497 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,811 make it over the wall to the zombie-controlled city of Seattle 498 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,045 and get themselves to... 499 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,768 Where do you perform, Jimmy? 500 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,377 Count McCackles' Comedy Castle. 501 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,153 Yeah, see, I knew she wouldn't see the potential. 502 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,253 Suits, man. 503 00:25:57,254 --> 00:25:59,556 We... We produce the episodes, we post them online. 504 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:00,737 The episodes go viral. 505 00:26:01,146 --> 00:26:02,008 Viral's good. 506 00:26:02,548 --> 00:26:05,470 Right. Think about what Will & Grace did for gay people. 507 00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:07,237 Or what The Cosby Show did for... 508 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:08,658 Let's not use that example. 509 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:12,035 Crazy Rich Zombies. 510 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,438 Okay, I see your point. 511 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,507 Zombies? They're just the folk next door. 512 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,476 The people you wave to every day on your way to work. 513 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,878 Do you have a name for it? 514 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:22,946 Wait for it. 515 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:25,849 Hi, Zombie. 516 00:26:27,425 --> 00:26:28,134 Hmm. 517 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:33,690 Jury's out on the name, but I love the idea. 518 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:35,912 I mean, it's one of the best I've heard all day. 519 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,387 How much does it cost? 520 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,534 Hmm? Oh. 521 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,698 Something like that. 522 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,298 You know, uh, to build sets, 523 00:26:44,299 --> 00:26:47,117 uh, hire a crew and a stage. 524 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,740 Why don't we just put the first zombie on the moon, too? 525 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,309 Yeah. 526 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,381 - Here you go, hon. - Thanks. 527 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,085 Did you hear about the four dead at Warmbloods? 528 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:02,963 Four? 529 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,222 They said on the news there was just one. 530 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,991 And you believe everything they say on the news? 531 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,960 Those necros downplay everything. 532 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:16,226 That poor woman outside the convenience store? 533 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:19,574 I got a buddy down in Chehalis, rolls with a crew. 534 00:27:19,745 --> 00:27:22,164 Started running patrol shifts to protect the border. 535 00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:25,716 'Bout time someone's willing to do something. Right? 536 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,204 Lady, these boys is locked and loaded. 537 00:27:29,588 --> 00:27:31,792 Hell, some of 'em even use bows and arrows. 538 00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,432 Okay, well. 539 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,342 Let's hope they bring home some scalps. 540 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,822 There she is. 541 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,892 Now, that is a beautiful sight. 542 00:27:43,304 --> 00:27:44,561 What? 543 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,629 Race you to the wall. 544 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,920 God, that kid's gullible. 545 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:55,187 Whoo! Whoo! 546 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,340 Ha-ha-ha. Dicks. 547 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,111 We made it man. 548 00:28:10,228 --> 00:28:12,044 Go, go, go. There's a bunch of 'em. 549 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,564 Get under the SUV. 550 00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:14,931 - What about you? - Just go! 551 00:28:14,932 --> 00:28:16,259 Go! 552 00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:29,806 Run. Run. Run. Don't stop! Just go! 553 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,663 The kids went that way. 554 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,241 _ 555 00:29:21,739 --> 00:29:24,140 Can you not? It's a little distracting. 556 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:25,231 Distracting? 557 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:27,376 Oh, you mean these bad boys. 558 00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:30,679 Feels good to let 'em breathe. 559 00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:32,314 I'll take your word. 560 00:29:32,383 --> 00:29:34,316 Come on, CB, we're police. 561 00:29:34,385 --> 00:29:36,118 We have a right to bare arms. 562 00:29:37,488 --> 00:29:39,794 Ah, there he is. 563 00:29:39,795 --> 00:29:44,426 I'm sad to say that your final potential murder victim is alive and well. 564 00:29:44,495 --> 00:29:48,253 This picture was posted yesterday by one of her friends. 565 00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:51,767 That photo could have been taken months ago 566 00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:53,202 and posted by our killer. 567 00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:55,452 But on closer inspection, 568 00:29:57,108 --> 00:29:59,375 yesterday's footage of the Warmblood shooting. 569 00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:00,943 She can't be deceased. 570 00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:06,048 You're welcome. 571 00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:12,074 Over 70 phones, every one of their owners alive and accounted for. 572 00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:13,489 We should tell Bozzio. 573 00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:17,459 Harris, you seen the Lieutenant? 574 00:30:17,461 --> 00:30:19,995 Uh, she's in interrogation with another car club guy. 575 00:30:24,869 --> 00:30:28,579 You watch the video of the murder outside the convenience store? 576 00:30:28,659 --> 00:30:29,709 Mmm-hmm. 577 00:30:30,007 --> 00:30:32,274 The killers were in a lowrider. 578 00:30:32,343 --> 00:30:33,002 I get it. 579 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,009 You see a lowrider, you immediately bring in the Latino, right? 580 00:30:36,447 --> 00:30:40,787 Victor Ruiz. You are the founder of Seattle Lowrider Consortium. 581 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,952 So? That makes me a murderer? 582 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,720 You guys put on a lot of car shows? 583 00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:47,039 Oh, you're saying I consort with murderers, then? 584 00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,004 Your word. 585 00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:52,328 Recognize this car? 586 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:56,226 Yeah, I know that car. 587 00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:58,467 But you're not gonna find the guy who owns it. 588 00:30:58,842 --> 00:31:00,691 He left Seattle before the wall went up. 589 00:31:03,007 --> 00:31:04,478 I know where the car is, though. 590 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,825 Oh yeah. 591 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,397 Would you mind writing down that address for us before you leave? 592 00:31:09,647 --> 00:31:10,713 You having a vision? 593 00:31:11,415 --> 00:31:12,622 I'm Kegeling. 594 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:13,898 Pelvic floor. 595 00:31:14,198 --> 00:31:15,864 Tragically overlooked muscle group. 596 00:31:24,188 --> 00:31:25,654 See what I did there, Clive? 597 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,163 Lift with your legs. Back flat. 598 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,478 Ah. I think this is our car. 599 00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:34,503 Detective school is really paying off. 600 00:31:39,577 --> 00:31:43,245 Exposed wires from the steering column indicate hot-wiring. 601 00:31:43,314 --> 00:31:45,614 Sorry, traffic. What'd I miss? 602 00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:48,513 Good lord. 603 00:31:49,153 --> 00:31:51,253 Uh... So, I've got some weird news. 604 00:31:51,322 --> 00:31:53,255 Oh, you and Peyton tried the soak-and-stare technique. 605 00:31:53,324 --> 00:31:54,453 Uh, no. 606 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,259 The DNA results came back from the blood taken from the convenience store. 607 00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,595 - Were they able to identify the victim? - Not yet. 608 00:31:59,664 --> 00:32:02,598 But there was blood from a dozen people, all human, 609 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,253 not a drop was zombie. 610 00:32:05,176 --> 00:32:07,075 Well, we still need to test this blood. 611 00:32:09,206 --> 00:32:10,272 Hmm. 612 00:32:15,091 --> 00:32:16,090 Strange. 613 00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:22,351 I'm gonna puke. 614 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,228 Don't. 615 00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:24,720 It's corn syrup. 616 00:32:24,789 --> 00:32:25,854 What? 617 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,686 Hey, bros, this look familiar? 618 00:32:30,895 --> 00:32:31,718 A wig. 619 00:32:32,229 --> 00:32:34,936 Looks like detective classes are paying off for all of us. 620 00:32:35,686 --> 00:32:38,353 Oh, just like the victim's hair in the convenience store video. 621 00:32:41,405 --> 00:32:43,072 - It's corn syrup. - Nice work, Ravi. 622 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,273 Thank you. 623 00:32:44,342 --> 00:32:46,475 You just ate 57 empty calories. 624 00:32:49,827 --> 00:32:51,112 So, the video was a hoax. 625 00:32:52,483 --> 00:32:53,559 No one's dead? 626 00:32:53,951 --> 00:32:56,218 Every person whose cell phone pinged the tower at the time 627 00:32:56,287 --> 00:32:58,187 is still alive and accounted for. 628 00:32:58,255 --> 00:33:00,889 The corn syrup blood in the car's a pretty dead giveaway. 629 00:33:01,124 --> 00:33:03,859 And the blood found at the convenience store was from multiple people. 630 00:33:04,061 --> 00:33:04,980 All humans. 631 00:33:04,981 --> 00:33:08,297 We also found a wig that matches the victim's hairstyle. 632 00:33:08,366 --> 00:33:10,477 What kind of a sicko fakes a zombie attack? 633 00:33:10,478 --> 00:33:12,220 Someone who wants to see the city burn. 634 00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:13,469 I'll call a press conference. 635 00:33:13,537 --> 00:33:14,776 Expose the video as a fake. 636 00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:16,178 And what are you gonna say? 637 00:33:16,734 --> 00:33:19,969 "Hey, everybody, the video you saw of two zombies ripping a woman to shreds," 638 00:33:20,177 --> 00:33:21,158 it never happened. 639 00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:23,382 Oh, and we don't know who's behind the false flag, 640 00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:24,947 "so, just take our word for it." 641 00:33:24,948 --> 00:33:27,500 Well, Major, it has the advantage of being true. 642 00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:29,107 Well, the truth's not gonna cut it. 643 00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,186 Look, our words won't trump their images, okay? 644 00:33:31,187 --> 00:33:32,715 People saw a murder. 645 00:33:33,057 --> 00:33:34,326 All right? If we're gonna claim it was a hoax, 646 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:36,012 we gotta put some meat on the bone. 647 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,249 What are you suggesting? 648 00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,078 We get people to confess. 649 00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:41,924 Say they fabricated the murder. 650 00:33:42,139 --> 00:33:44,373 They wanna stir up zombie hate with fake news, fine. 651 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,957 We'll fight them on their terms. 652 00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:50,329 And you expect Seattle PD to get behind this? 653 00:33:51,175 --> 00:33:53,567 Only if it wants to keep its homicide rate in check. 654 00:33:55,012 --> 00:33:56,733 Are you sure about this, Major? 655 00:33:59,717 --> 00:34:02,985 There's gonna be a lot of heat on whoever takes the fall for this. 656 00:34:03,054 --> 00:34:06,167 We need to get them out of Seattle, and we'll have to do it discreetly. 657 00:34:07,096 --> 00:34:07,900 Liv? 658 00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:09,244 What? 659 00:34:10,027 --> 00:34:10,705 No. 660 00:34:12,756 --> 00:34:14,289 I wanna live in your world. 661 00:34:15,866 --> 00:34:18,033 Peyton, Lieutenant, expect my instructions. 662 00:34:28,156 --> 00:34:29,914 _ 663 00:34:30,414 --> 00:34:31,435 Voilร ! 664 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,413 Officers Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson. 665 00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:37,560 Jackson owns the blue hatchback. 666 00:34:37,629 --> 00:34:40,568 And residue shows Tader fired his weapon. 667 00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:42,632 Both have confessed. 668 00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:45,049 Couldn't keep it in your pants, huh, Spud? 669 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,188 They resisted. 670 00:34:52,377 --> 00:34:54,243 I didn't shoot anyone who didn't deserve it. 671 00:34:54,312 --> 00:34:56,112 And you're judge and jury now? 672 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,781 Well, someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy. 673 00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:00,650 That is your Commander, soldier! 674 00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:02,385 Chase Graves is my commander. 675 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,592 Your move, Commander. 676 00:35:19,337 --> 00:35:20,903 Have they said anything yet? 677 00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:22,805 Very little. They're waiting for you. 678 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,445 Renegade. 679 00:35:30,448 --> 00:35:31,480 Where's Baron? 680 00:35:36,054 --> 00:35:37,153 Where's Baron? 681 00:35:38,756 --> 00:35:39,789 He's gone. 682 00:35:41,092 --> 00:35:42,692 We thought we made it. 683 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,293 We were at the wall, and... 684 00:35:46,264 --> 00:35:49,465 These two hitched along. Bad foster home situation. 685 00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:53,235 Can... Can Oliver get a scratch? 686 00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:55,171 He's very sick. 687 00:36:34,078 --> 00:36:36,412 It was at this intersection, that a mystery woman, 688 00:36:36,481 --> 00:36:38,814 now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki, 689 00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:41,139 was brutally murdered by two zombies. 690 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,715 Or was she? 691 00:36:42,716 --> 00:36:46,022 Today the Seattle Police Department arrested Miss Rybnicki 692 00:36:46,090 --> 00:36:50,126 along with brothers John and David Mendez for perpetrating a hoax. 693 00:36:50,194 --> 00:36:53,445 A hoax intended to stir up anti-zombie sentiment. 694 00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:55,758 As they were brought in for processing, 695 00:36:55,967 --> 00:37:00,069 Miss Rybnicki gave a defiant hand sign associated with the Dead Enders, 696 00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:01,937 a zombie hate group. 697 00:37:02,006 --> 00:37:04,240 The Mendez brothers and Miss Rybnicki 698 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,486 confessed when presented with the evidence. 699 00:37:06,878 --> 00:37:10,078 If anything, they seemed proud of the damage they'd done to the city. 700 00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:12,048 How much time will they get? 701 00:37:12,116 --> 00:37:14,589 The DA promised me it would be no less than 15 years. 702 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:20,423 While the group is under fire for stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle, 703 00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:23,826 they also remain embroiled in a tragedy of their own. 704 00:37:23,895 --> 00:37:24,531 Helen. 705 00:37:24,969 --> 00:37:27,469 Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods, 706 00:37:27,632 --> 00:37:30,032 rumored to be a Dead Ender watering hole, 707 00:37:30,101 --> 00:37:33,469 were enjoying happy hour when bullets ripped through this window, 708 00:37:33,538 --> 00:37:35,916 injuring three and killing one. 709 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:39,416 Today we learn the fates of those drive-by shooters. 710 00:37:39,951 --> 00:37:42,518 Yesterday, we received this footage, 711 00:37:42,713 --> 00:37:47,917 secretly recorded and smuggled out of a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse. 712 00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:58,043 The same source identified the two men as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson. 713 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:02,335 Commander, is that you in the video, Commander? 714 00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:05,288 And didn't you promise that the Guillotine is a thing of the past? 715 00:38:06,336 --> 00:38:08,580 I promised that Fillmore Graves will police itself. 716 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,851 When my soldiers break the law, they pay a price. 717 00:38:12,643 --> 00:38:15,832 Every human and zombie in the city would be wise to understand that. 718 00:38:18,009 --> 00:38:19,350 Hell of a performance. 719 00:38:19,777 --> 00:38:22,183 - And there you have it. - You think it'll work? 720 00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:24,286 You think they'll keep quiet? 721 00:38:24,355 --> 00:38:26,856 They're getting what they want. Passage out of the city. 722 00:38:27,978 --> 00:38:29,411 They're incredibly grateful. 723 00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:31,900 Thanks for getting them out. 724 00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:32,982 It's what I do. 725 00:38:34,132 --> 00:38:35,557 Why'd you change your mind? 726 00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,171 I was already living in your world. 727 00:38:44,715 --> 00:38:46,114 I just didn't know it yet. 728 00:38:56,887 --> 00:38:57,886 You're both sure? 729 00:39:31,081 --> 00:39:32,281 Just like I said. 730 00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:34,476 All in the eyes. 731 00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:38,814 What would happen if you had two spoonfuls of trout butter? 732 00:39:38,883 --> 00:39:41,450 I don't know, but I'd be afraid to find out. 733 00:39:44,035 --> 00:39:45,201 So... 734 00:39:46,957 --> 00:39:48,229 How'd you get the money? 735 00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:48,763 What? 736 00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:50,944 For Hi, Zombie. Production costs, etcetera. 737 00:39:51,342 --> 00:39:53,041 Ever heard of the Space Needle? 738 00:39:53,316 --> 00:39:54,482 Rings a bell. 739 00:39:55,272 --> 00:39:56,871 I sold the naming rights. 740 00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:00,435 Can the chief of staff to a dead mayor do that? 741 00:40:00,477 --> 00:40:01,572 Oh, God, no. 742 00:40:02,232 --> 00:40:05,000 No, I figured I've got three, four months before I'm discovered, 743 00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:07,733 the scandal breaks and my career bites the dust. 744 00:40:08,326 --> 00:40:09,266 So, why? 745 00:40:10,187 --> 00:40:11,851 Because I'm not sure we survive three months 746 00:40:11,862 --> 00:40:13,425 if we just sit back and do nothing. 747 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:15,150 I've been to DC, Ravi, 748 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:18,667 and they're looking for an excuse to wipe us off the map. 749 00:40:21,038 --> 00:40:22,603 I have never loved you more 750 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:24,693 than in this moment. 751 00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:29,248 Not even 45 seconds ago when we were... 752 00:40:29,249 --> 00:40:30,113 Okay. 753 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,514 This moment is a close second. 754 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,202 Just, I can't believe it. 755 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:42,954 I mean, that was us. 756 00:40:42,955 --> 00:40:44,293 I mean, we did that. 757 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:46,037 - Shh! - It was your plan. 758 00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:47,670 And the TV lied. 759 00:40:48,032 --> 00:40:49,298 Who were those people? 760 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:50,132 Patsies. 761 00:40:50,668 --> 00:40:53,180 People our dear Commander found to play the part. 762 00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:54,307 That was my part. 763 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,940 We have to tell people they've been duped. 764 00:40:57,729 --> 00:41:00,796 And we know that how, because we duped people first? 765 00:41:01,932 --> 00:41:03,064 Dolly, just, please... 766 00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,033 No, no, no. I need you to say this with me. 767 00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:08,546 "Dolly. I won't tell anyone." Hum? 768 00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:11,020 Okay, okay fine. I hear you. 769 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:14,034 You know, it's just that I stole blood from the hospital for this. 770 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:17,480 You know I flailed around that car like a damn epileptic, and for what? 771 00:41:17,883 --> 00:41:20,525 Everything they said on TV is fake news. 772 00:41:20,931 --> 00:41:23,472 People gotta know. We've gotta tell 'em Dolly. 773 00:41:24,763 --> 00:41:26,759 You seem a little worked up Hon, um... 774 00:41:27,306 --> 00:41:28,971 Let someone else drive you home. 775 00:41:29,307 --> 00:41:31,307 Take a nice clean bath, treat yourself. 776 00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:33,427 You know, you deserve that. 777 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,620 Does Benny come with that? 778 00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:39,354 Well, that's up to Benny. 779 00:41:40,194 --> 00:41:41,890 Oh, okay. 780 00:41:57,162 --> 00:41:59,924 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 57060

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