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[Distant sirens blaring]

[Munching]

[Bell rings]

[Bell rings]

May I help you?

Do you have any jewelry?

You know, like rings and stuff?

Of course. Right this way.

Ooh. Let me see that one.

I'm not supposed to show that to anyone.

Not even me?

Oh, I--I guess it wouldn't hurt to let you look.

[Gasps]

How much?

I'm afraid it's not for sale.

I'm just holding it for a customer.

[Telephone rings]

[Ring]

Chu Chow's Trading Post. Ray speaking.

Well, thanks, anyway.

[Bell rings]

Look, just tie it down until I get home.

[Bell rings]

Uh-oh.

[Gasps]

I'm gonna have to call you back.

[Hangs up phone]

I've come for my ring.

Of course.

What is this?

I don't understand. It was just here.

But I--I--

Ahh! Ohh!

No! Please!

[Moaning]

Aah!

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Like, I'll take a double bacon latte,

dry, no whip, with a triple pump of nacho cheese.

Heh heh. Can you make that?

Make it? I invented it.

Tonight's the first time

my parents will see Fred and me as a couple.

I just want everything to be perfect.

I'm afraid they think Fred is a weirdo.

Thanks for listening.

No problem.

[Door opens]

Velma, over here.

Those are my friends.

Watch out for the skinny, frail-looking one.

Ooh.

[Slurps]

[Sighs]

This is Mai Le.

She's here from China on a 2-week student exchange.

Like, who did we exchange for her?

[Giggles]

The school's weird girl, hot dog water.

[Slurps]

Oh, boy.

[Passing gas]

There isn't gluten in these noodles, is there?

Probably should have told you I have a major gluten intolerance.

[Passes gas]

Welcome to Crystal Cove, Mai Le.

I think you're gonna love it here.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Chen, this is Mai Le.

She's visiting from China.

Welcome. Please try one of my szechuan pork ice-cream sandwiches,

on the house. Heh heh.

Uh...

Oh.

Uh, excuse me.

You know, there's a delegate from China

visiting Crystal Cove right now.

My boyfriend Fred--

I love saying, "boyfriend"--

is showing him around town with his dad.

My boyfriend Fred's dad is the mayor.

Boyfriend.

Daphne's mom and dad are hosting a dinner for him tonight.

You should come.

Will there be any cute boys there?

Well, Fred, my boyfriend, of course.

Blehh. Like, a-hem.

Oh, and Shaggy?

Then I'll be there...

For sure.

Sister, you're playing with fire.

[Giggles]

Mr. Wang, what you guys need is a theme,

something that makes your little country stand out,

something that says fun.

Here in Crystal Cove, our theme is the world's most haunted tourist trap.

I mean town.

Folks can't get enough of it.

Everyone, say beef and broccoli.

Fascinating.

There is much we can learn from you.

You've been to China?

No, but my stomach has.

Scoob and I get Chinese takeout every single week.

[Both laugh]

Oh.

Shaggy, you have to stop flirting with Mai Le.

Like, dude, I'm just bein' polite.

The last time you were that polite to me,

I spent a month locked in my bedroom listening

to "Now That's What I Call Breakup Songs 16."

Mr. Wang, we better get you back to the hotel

if you're going to be ready for the shindig tonight.

Oh, pardon my French.

"Shindig" is American for hootenanny.

I am honored to attend your shindig.

That is a lovely ring, miss...

Le, Mai Le.

Where did you find such a treasure?

At some junk store.

Dinner is at 8:00. Dress is casual.

[Chamber music playing]

Like, Scoob, swap seats with me, would you?

Why?

So, um, I could be closer to the, uh, gravy.

Here you go.

Thanks,

but I really wanna be closer to the, uh...

Baked Alaska.

Scoob, just switch seats with me.

Fine.

Humph. Testy.

[Glass ringing]

Mr. Wang, friends,

Fred.

I would just like to say--

Who turned out the lights?

[All gasping]

[Thunder crashes]

[Thunder crashing inside]

[All gasping]

Do not disturb the dragon's heart,

or you will pay the price.

The dragon's heart belongs to no one.

Whoever tries to claim it will die.

- [Whimpers] - Huh?

Yow! [All yell]

You have unknowingly brought grave danger

to all who are near you.

Yah!

I came down here to protect you,

but now I seem to be paralyzed with fear.

What is the dragon's heart?

Somebody do something.

Way ahead of you, Mrs. Blake.

Ehh?

Rumbling swamp crickets!

What just happened?

I seem to be trapped in some sort of net.

Not just any net.

That's a Brownberger B-41--

titanium-woven, aircraft-grade aluminum grommets.

This baby is sharkproof.

But why is it in our dining room?

I installed it last year for a situation just like this.

You booby-trapped Daphne's house?

I booby-trapped all your houses for protection,

and it's a good thing I did.

We almost caught that wizard.

Almost?

You destroyed my dining room.

Hey, you can't trap an omelet without breakin' a few eggs.

Am I right?

Mr. Wang, I am so sorry about this.

Spare me. Things like this always happen

when the Jones boys are around.

What's that supposed to mean?

Thank you for this memorable evening,

but I have had enough excitement for one night.

It is time I returned to my economy lodging.

Daphne, I want your idiot boyfriend out of my house!

Did you hear that?

You dad called me your boyfriend.

I think tonight was a big step forward.

[Groans]

Maybe we should just look for some clues.

Good idea.

[Sniffing]

[Snorts] Ah-choo!

What'd you find, Scoob?

It's some kind of red dust.

That's not dust. It's tea,

Scarlet Oolong, to be exact.

This tea is very rare.

And flammable.

I only know one place in Crystal Cove

that specializes is rare, flammable teas.

Looks pretty quiet out there.

Fred, when did you install a periscope in the mystery machine?

Probably right around the time he was installing a trap in my dining room.

What else aren't you telling us, Fred?

Nothing, Daphne. I swear.

Whatever. Where's my lip gloss?

- Daphne, wait! No! - Aah!

I guess there was one other thing I didn't tell you.

The key to a good stakeout

is making sure that you've got enough snacks. [Laughs]

This is Scoob's and my special stakeout snack sack

we've got something from every food group--

salty, sugary, jerky, and ice cream.

Yeah.

Like, I recommend eating the ice cream first.

Huh?

Mmm. [Laughs]

[Whimpers]

Oh, delicious.

[Whimpers]

I feel your pain, dog.

I am so sorry.

Save it.

[Boom]

[Gasps]

[Slurp]

[All yelling]

Let's get out of here!

This way!

Geronimo!

[Laughing]

It's the wizard from the party!

[All yell]

No, wait. That's the wizard from the party.

2 wizards? What is going on?

Like, this would be so cool if I wasn't so terrified!

That white wizard has 3 rings exactly like yours.

Ho ho!

Uh-oh.

Like, I second that, Scoob.

Quick, everybody. Back in the van.

Huh?

Aah! Hah hah hah!

[Engine clicking] Come on.

Come on.

Help!

Mai Le!

Yaah!

[Engine starts]

The ring, give it to me!

Shaggy, I need your snack sack.

Daphne, slide over and put the snack sack on your seat.

Ok. Ready to launch.

Huh?

Ohh!

Whaah!

Yah! Unh!

Like, we got her!

He's still coming.

Yaah!

Are you OK, Mai Le?

I am now, thanks to Shaggy.

I owe you my life.

It was, you know, like, nothin'.

What? Is there somethin' in my teeth?

Come on.

So what's the story with Shaggy? He's cute.

Stay away from Shaggy.

He has dog issues.

I don't know what that means.

Now what?

Ahh!

[Laughing]

[Thunder crashing inside]

[Both yell]

Quick! Mai Le, this way!

[Both yell]

Give me the ring!

It is the key to possessing the dragon's heart.

What are you doing?

Hyah!

[Groans, grunts]

Jinkies.

You go, girl!

Whuhh!

[Speaking halting Chinese]

Mai Le--

[Both yell]

[Speaking Chinese]

My ring!

[Laughs]

That is so not how I imagined this happening.

I have searched every corner of the Internet,

and I cannot find anything about the dragon's heart.

And why did he steal Mai Le's ring?

He already had 3 of them.

The wizard has all 4 rings?

Ai-yah. [Speaking Chinese]

Chen, what do you know about this?

[Sighs] Well, I--I suppose it's time you should know.

That red wizard who's been popping up out of nowhere,

it's me.

- What? - What?

When I was a young grasshopper in China,

I was entrusted with a priceless ruby called the Dragon's Heart.

Centuries ago, the ruby was encased inside a great jade dragon.

Legend has it that you must use 4 sacred rings

to gain access to the dragon's heart.

But, like, now the white wizard has all 4 rings.

If only we had that jade dragon,

we could use it to lure him...

[Together] Into a trap.

You're in luck,

because the jade dragon is right over there.

[All gasp]

Gang, it's trappin' time.

I sure hope no one notices this window is gone

and steals my jade dragon!

Oh, well!

[Thunder crashing]

Huh?

Scooby snack go!

Ulp!

- Yaah! - Ohh!

[Humming a tune]

Ta-da!

The Brownberger B-41.

It's the trapper's trap.

Spicy giblet ponies, Fred!

Why do you have a geisha tied up in here?

You know they belong downtown in Crystal Cove's geisha house of terror.

He's not a geisha, dad. He's a wizard.

Or at least that's who he's pretending to be.

All: Mr. Wang?

Big surprise.

What?! Wang?! Why?!

I've searched for the dragon's heart all my life.

I tracked it to your silly little town,

and it was almost mine.

Mine! Huh?

You won't be needing these anymore.

Now it all makes sense.

Mr. Wang used his supposed research trip

to Crystal Cove as an excuse to hunt for the dragon's heart.

When he saw that Mai Le was wearing the fourth dragon ring,

he knew he was close.

Mr. Wang posed as the evil white kung fu wizard

to steal the fourth dragon ring from Mai Le,

but Chen pretended to be a red wizard in an effort to stop him.

After the wizard battle downtown,

Mr. Wang came to my house in one last effort to get the ring.

But how did he make himself fly?

Oh, the same way I did,

jetpack.

- Oh! Of course. - Of course.

And the magic lightning bolts?

Homemade Tesla coils.

Genius!

It was the perfect plan.

That ruby is priceless.

I was going to be rich!

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you--

Save it, Wang. We've heard it all before.

[Chuckles]

I can't thank you all enough for what you've done for me.

Oh, and before I forget,

Chen rightfully should have these.

Like--heh. So now that it's over, Mai Le,

um, I was wondering if we could, like,

you know, um...

Like--how do I say this?

Go on a date?

Right. Heh. Thanks, pal.

Oh, Shaggy, I'd love to,

but it's time for me to return to China.

China?

Like, when do you leave?

In 10 minutes.

[Moans]

Good-bye, everyone.

I'll never forget you,

especially you, Shaggy.

I guess this is what it feels like

to have your heart broken.

You know, one of the things I always wanted a boy to do

is surprise me and see me off as I was leaving on a plane.

Yeah. That is romantic.

But, like, I don't even know what flight she's on.

It's Crystal Cove, Shaggy.

We've only got the one plane.

Come on, gang. I'll drive.

Thanks, guys.

And, um, thanks, Velm.

Finally mine.

So long, Mystery Incorporated.

Whah.

Hello, dude.

Or should I say Mai Le?

I went to the airport to see you off,

but you weren't on the plane.

It was always about the ruby, wasn't it?

You just used us to get Wang out of the way

so that you could get the other rings.

That's right.

While you and your idiot friends were explaining Wang's plan,

I opened the jade dragon and took the ruby.

The dragon's heart belongs to me!

Fine. Come and get it.

Hyah!

Zoinks!

Hunh!

Whaah!

Aah!

Let me down, you idiots!

You OK, Shaggy?

Was everything about you a lie?

Like, even us?

Sorry, dude.

He's too good for you,

dog issues or no dog issues.

I still don't know what that means.

Mom, dad, you can come out now.

Thanks again, Mr. and Mrs. Blake,

for letting us disguise your boat as Mai Le's escape boat.

Well, I have to admit, Fred,

your cockamamie trap actually worked.

That's awfully nice of you to say, sir.

I think daddy's warming up to you.

Just one question.

How did you know that Mai Le would step right in the middle of your trap?

I didn't. That's why I set traps all over this boat.

[Together] You did what?!

Ohh. Ohh!

Aah!

Fred Jones, you buffoon!

Oh, Freddy.

Yeah. Buffoon.

[Laughing]

[Gong sounds]

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