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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,366 Hey! 2 00:02:01,807 --> 00:02:04,605 l'm talking to you, come over here. 3 00:02:08,847 --> 00:02:12,726 - Can you hold it for a minute? - Sure, gladly. 4 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:24,807 How beautiful you are! 5 00:02:39,047 --> 00:02:41,322 - Better now? - Not really. 6 00:02:44,847 --> 00:02:48,681 There was once in Westphalia in the castle of Baron Thunder-ten-Tronckh... 7 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:52,760 ... a young man whom nature had endowed with a very gentle character. 8 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:55,236 He was good, judicious and simple. 9 00:02:55,327 --> 00:02:57,363 You could read his soul in his eyes. 10 00:02:57,447 --> 00:03:00,007 Maybe that's why they called him Candide. 11 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:03,204 And he's been Candide ever since. 12 00:03:22,087 --> 00:03:23,645 Bye! 13 00:03:58,567 --> 00:04:02,276 The Baroness, though she weighed a mere 350 lbs... 14 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:06,565 ... radiated a dignity that made her seem even stouter and more respectable. 15 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,922 The Baron loved good food... 16 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,475 - ... and was an amateur astronomer. - Laugh! 17 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:14,684 Everyone laughed at his anecdotes which everybody knew by heart... 18 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:17,486 ... and they called him ''Monsignor''. 19 00:04:19,047 --> 00:04:22,198 Pangloss, the preceptor, was the castle soothsayer. 20 00:04:22,287 --> 00:04:26,326 Brilliant philosopher that he was, he could always ably demonstrate... 21 00:04:26,407 --> 00:04:29,444 ... that there was no effect without cause in the world... 22 00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:32,280 ... that everything is always fine, perfect... 23 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:35,677 ... and that we live in the best of all possible worlds. 24 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:41,485 The Baron and the Baroness had a daughter called Cunegonda. 25 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:45,526 The sublime innocence of everything she said, thought and did... 26 00:04:45,607 --> 00:04:48,883 ... made her even more adorable and pretty... 27 00:04:48,967 --> 00:04:51,435 ... and it wasn't by chance that nature had bestowed... 28 00:04:51,527 --> 00:04:54,803 ... a rose-shaped birthmark on her hand. 29 00:05:14,487 --> 00:05:19,641 And today, as always, we'll have the best of all possible meals... 30 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:24,039 ... that we have all earned in the best of all possible ways. 31 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:29,759 lndeed it is a fact that things can't be any different to what they actually are. 32 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:33,237 Since everything is created for a reason... 33 00:05:33,327 --> 00:05:38,481 ... it follows that everything tends towards the best end. 34 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:44,244 Note for example that noses were made to hold glasses... 35 00:05:44,327 --> 00:05:47,399 ... and therefore glasses exist. 36 00:05:47,487 --> 00:05:51,002 Take pigs, for example. 37 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:54,204 How many pigs exist? 38 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:58,405 A great number of them was created... 39 00:05:58,487 --> 00:06:02,560 ... whose only scope is to be eaten, and in fact we eat them. 40 00:06:02,647 --> 00:06:03,875 And the birds? 41 00:06:03,967 --> 00:06:07,926 What are the birds for, who live in the sky... 42 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:14,446 ... but to give food and joy to creatures like us, huh? 43 00:06:14,527 --> 00:06:21,842 Therefore our banquets are enriched by these feathered creatures. 44 00:06:21,927 --> 00:06:26,921 Consequently, scholars, philosophers and politicians... 45 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:30,716 ... who insinuate that all is well with the world... 46 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,116 ... have told us a terrible lie. 47 00:06:33,207 --> 00:06:37,086 They should have said instead... 48 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:41,716 ... that everything is always for the best... 49 00:06:41,807 --> 00:06:45,117 ... in the best of all possible worlds. 50 00:06:54,727 --> 00:06:57,446 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 51 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,959 Jaws... 52 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:45,602 ... are made to grind food and therefore food exists. 53 00:07:45,687 --> 00:07:53,526 The stomach is made to be filled and so we never leave it empty. 54 00:07:55,447 --> 00:07:59,326 Bowels are made to be evacuated... 55 00:07:59,407 --> 00:08:02,877 ... and thus we never leave them full. 56 00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:08,325 That which fills the bowels is made to nourish the earth... 57 00:08:08,407 --> 00:08:15,245 ... so it can delight us with fruit and flowers anew. 58 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:16,760 Candide... 59 00:08:16,847 --> 00:08:20,681 ... can we meet in the garden afterwards? 60 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,565 l want to show you my roses. 61 00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:53,086 Everything is perfect because it is round. 62 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:59,117 Everything is fine in this world because the world is round. 63 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:03,917 The sky is round, even the sun itself is round. 64 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:07,886 Yes, round... Why? Well... 65 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:11,880 Even the sun is round. Yes, round... 66 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,559 Why? 67 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,284 Why...? 68 00:09:28,327 --> 00:09:31,683 Why is the sun round? 69 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:38,206 The sun is round on account of something called circumference. 70 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:48,841 Nothing is rounder than this magnificent sphere. 71 00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:50,997 Round and around! 72 00:09:52,127 --> 00:09:53,685 Round... 73 00:09:54,207 --> 00:09:55,925 Round... 74 00:09:56,527 --> 00:09:58,119 Round... 75 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,880 Trunks too, have a round soul. 76 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:05,800 Round! Round! 77 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:10,244 And trees were created... 78 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:15,637 ... for round peasant girls to lean against. 79 00:10:15,727 --> 00:10:21,836 And Pangloss was made to use these trees. 80 00:10:21,927 --> 00:10:29,242 Or better still, to pluck their delicious fruit, which is round! 81 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:35,565 So round... round... Lovely and round. 82 00:10:35,647 --> 00:10:38,957 Round and around. 83 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,164 Careful! 84 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,805 Where are you looking? 85 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:58,196 - No! - Careful, Cunegonda. 86 00:11:01,087 --> 00:11:03,396 Oh, my God! l'm falling! 87 00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:48,799 Come to me! Guards and servants to me! To me! 88 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:52,243 She shouldn't have done it! She shouldn't have done it to me! 89 00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:58,004 Guards and servants to me! Come to me! 90 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,440 Quick! Avenge me! 91 00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:19,121 Follow me! Quickly, hurry up! 92 00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:32,481 Death to the traitor! 93 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,004 Kill the traitor! 94 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:49,238 Revenge! Revenge! 95 00:13:56,807 --> 00:14:01,437 Grab him! Pull him out! Pull him out! 96 00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:05,406 The traitor! Blood will flow! Blood! 97 00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:10,641 A river of blood! Gallons and gallons of blood! 98 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:14,766 - Hold me back! Hold me back! - Yes, yes, my Baron! 99 00:14:14,847 --> 00:14:19,841 - Shame on her! Shame on her! - Bad girl! Bad girl! Bad girl! 100 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,805 Let me brandish a sword! 101 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:27,881 He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword! 102 00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:33,837 - No! Have mercy! - Shut up, you dog! 103 00:14:33,927 --> 00:14:35,997 Why? Forgive me! 104 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:41,366 Spank her! What a shame! That animal! 105 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,723 The filthy sinner! Spank her! Spank her! 106 00:14:44,807 --> 00:14:49,756 - Candide! Candide! - Cunegonda! 107 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,996 Cunegonda! 108 00:14:52,487 --> 00:14:54,876 - How did you dare! Criminal! - Candide! 109 00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:57,037 Cunegonda! 110 00:14:57,127 --> 00:15:00,278 - Candide! - Cunegonda! 111 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,961 Betraying my trust! 112 00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:10,680 Violating this flower of virtue, this former flower of virtue! 113 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,439 Cunegonda! 114 00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:30,120 From now on you shall earn your bread by the sweat of your brow! 115 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:34,726 Away with you! Away with you! 116 00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:39,005 You're banished! l abjure you! 117 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:43,516 You will no longer eat at my table! 118 00:15:44,207 --> 00:15:45,959 Be gone! 119 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:49,640 Be gone! 120 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:20,801 Thus Candide, kicked out of the castle of Thunder-ten-Tronckh... 121 00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:24,357 ... for having dared to show his love for the beautiful Cunegonda... 122 00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:29,043 ... set out, sad and forsaken, in exile. 123 00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:33,086 ''Oh, Master Pangloss'', the poor boy said to himself... 124 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:36,716 ... ''why did you teach me that this is the best of all possible worlds... 125 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:38,684 ... and that everything was created for a reason - 126 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,803 ... the best of all possible reasons - 127 00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:48,237 ... if the reason for which l was created is to be driven off with a kick in the arse?'' 128 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,317 - On the double! - One, two. One, two. 129 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,363 Quick march! Knees up! 130 00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:04,156 ln step, you laggards! 131 00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:06,761 Chest out, stomach in! 132 00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:08,758 Come on, come on! 133 00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:12,362 Form up! Break ranks! 134 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:15,007 On your feet, idiots! 135 00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:20,445 Attention! At ease! Attention! At ease! 136 00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,041 Now look at that! 137 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:28,599 That guy there is taller than five feet five inches! 138 00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:33,636 Come closer, we'll enlist you at once. 139 00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:36,525 Come along, come along. 140 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,677 Our table would be terribly honored... 141 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:45,921 ... if my lord would care to stuff his guts with us. 142 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:50,319 You are very friendly and charitable, but luckily l'm well supplied with cash. 143 00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:52,637 lf you'd allow me to treat you... 144 00:17:52,727 --> 00:18:00,361 And whenever would we allow a man of five feet five inches to treat us, huh? 145 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,804 You're five feet five inches tall, aren't you, my lord? 146 00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:07,162 Sure, gentlemen! 147 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,635 See, l told you. 148 00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:15,005 Here, you've got bread. Wait! 149 00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:17,965 And now, something to go with it. 150 00:18:18,047 --> 00:18:21,801 Stuff your guts with us! Eat up! 151 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,639 Go on! 152 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,957 What are you afraid of? Eat! 153 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:28,880 Don't hang back. Don't stand on ceremony, eat! 154 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:31,765 - Good! Bravo! - Eat. 155 00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:34,919 - Eat! - Fill your guts! 156 00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:37,475 Put some flesh on your bones! 157 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,923 Fill up, to your best health! 158 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,840 - Drink as well. - Come on, drink! 159 00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:46,441 Drink a little! 160 00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:51,965 One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two... 161 00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:01,800 What are you staring at? Eat! Eat! 162 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,920 Forward, you scoundrels! Tear! Tear it! 163 00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:12,239 - Teeth out, tongues in! - Come on! Get your teeth into it! 164 00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:16,445 Tear away! Tear! Tear! 165 00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:21,726 Use your teeth! Teeth! Teeth, teeth, teeth! 166 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:24,879 Battering brigade! Ready! 167 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,437 Use your heads, idiots! Next! 168 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,406 Harder, you sissies! 169 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:36,197 Break... 170 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:38,118 ... away! 171 00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:40,118 Ear! Jaw! 172 00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,402 Jaw! Hip! 173 00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:44,523 Jaw! Harder! 174 00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,165 Aim! 175 00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,839 Throw! 176 00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,199 Throw! 177 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,558 - So, are you full up? - You feel better? 178 00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,365 Yes. 179 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,356 - All l need now is a little rest. - Rest? 180 00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,085 Rest? 181 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,842 - Then you're not devoted! - Oh yes, gentlemen! 182 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:14,636 l'm devoted to the damsel Cunegonda. 183 00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:17,685 So you're not devoted to the King of Bulgaria? 184 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,486 Oh yes! Well now, on your feet! 185 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,320 Raise your glass! Come on! 186 00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:26,365 Ready! Ready! 187 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:31,362 Long live the King of Bulgaria! The noblest of kings! 188 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,325 Long live the King of Bulgaria! 189 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,683 Long live the King of Bulgaria! 190 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,885 - Long live the King of Bulgaria! - Long live the King! 191 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,878 Long live the King! 192 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:45,958 Bravo! 193 00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:49,403 From now on learn to love the King of Bulgaria! 194 00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:53,241 Forward... trot! You sissies! 195 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:55,443 Jump! Jump! 196 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,999 - Breast plate. - Breast plate. 197 00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,998 - Breast plate. - Legging. 198 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:07,520 - Legging. - Legging. 199 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,279 - Abdominal armour. - Abdominal armour. 200 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,164 - Abdominal armour. - Knee piece. 201 00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:12,965 - Knee piece. - Knee piece. 202 00:21:13,047 --> 00:21:14,878 - Buttock plate. - Buttock plate. 203 00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,685 - Buttock plate. - Back shield. 204 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,200 - Back shield. - Back shield. 205 00:21:18,287 --> 00:21:20,039 - Groin shield. - Groin shield. 206 00:21:20,127 --> 00:21:21,719 - Groin shield. - Helmet. 207 00:21:21,807 --> 00:21:23,638 - Helmet. - Helmet. 208 00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:26,799 Make sure, my lord, you don't move. 209 00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:28,957 Very good, just like that. 210 00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:33,359 Back straight, head up... arm out. 211 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:36,996 Very good. A little more. Just a moment. 212 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,237 Just like that. Tap! 213 00:21:39,327 --> 00:21:41,397 Perfect! Perfect! 214 00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:43,284 Now it's a perfect fit. 215 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,597 - Password! - War is beautiful! 216 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:47,359 Enter. 217 00:21:51,607 --> 00:21:52,756 Wake up! 218 00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:54,997 A volunteer, sir. 219 00:21:57,207 --> 00:22:00,005 A sack of potatoes. 220 00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:04,485 Can he fly? Has he ever flown? 221 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:07,957 - Not yet, sir. - What are you waiting for? 222 00:22:08,047 --> 00:22:12,165 Come on, you clowns, enlist him in the Air Force. 223 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,796 - l want to re-organize the 4th flight. - Please allow me, sir... 224 00:22:15,887 --> 00:22:18,879 - There must be a misunderstanding! - Shut up! What misunderstanding? 225 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:22,164 - A soldier shuts up when he's spoken to! - Stop, stop. 226 00:22:22,247 --> 00:22:24,681 Yes, Grand lnquisitor! 227 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:28,157 - Let him speak. - Father, l was born in Westphalia. 228 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,442 l was never taught the ways of war and violence. 229 00:22:30,527 --> 00:22:34,725 Are you sure he's a man? Check him out. 230 00:22:34,807 --> 00:22:36,240 He is, commander! 231 00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:38,682 How did you come to this valley of tears? 232 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:42,203 l offended the Baron, who kicked me out of the castle. 233 00:22:42,287 --> 00:22:44,642 You offended your lord? 234 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:48,040 That's the worst of sins. 235 00:22:49,087 --> 00:22:51,282 You must make amends. 236 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:55,406 Every war is an act of contrition for offended lords. 237 00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,159 Go, l bless you. 238 00:22:57,247 --> 00:22:58,965 - But father! - Silence! 239 00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:00,844 Hurry up, dolts. 240 00:23:00,927 --> 00:23:03,885 Take him to where only the wind speaks. 241 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,844 To ramp number 4. 242 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:09,920 And hand him over to the first free mama you find. 243 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:25,125 Here you are. Wait here. 244 00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:27,277 Fix him up, mother. And be quick about it. 245 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:29,597 Stand up straight. 246 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:38,477 Oh my poor, lovely, little willy. 247 00:23:44,887 --> 00:23:46,445 Beautiful, isn't it? 248 00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:52,885 - What do we have to do? - Die, for the King of the Bulgarians. 249 00:23:58,087 --> 00:23:58,963 Why? 250 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,564 Because it's useless. 251 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:05,606 And aren't useless things the most beautiful things in the best of all possible worlds? 252 00:24:05,687 --> 00:24:07,643 Who are you? 253 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:11,200 No... Not this. 254 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:14,327 l'm a hero. 255 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,162 l love glory, do you? 256 00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:19,963 l love Cunegonda. 257 00:24:20,047 --> 00:24:23,801 l don't know her, but if you really love her, you'll be happy to die. 258 00:24:23,887 --> 00:24:26,959 What we love is always the ideal. 259 00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:38,441 - And it's beautiful to die for an ideal! - For an ideal! 260 00:24:38,527 --> 00:24:43,282 Are you ready? Let's fly. 261 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,882 Fly with us. Flying is beautiful. 262 00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:51,916 - So beautiful. - No! No, stay with your mama! 263 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:56,319 Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay, my son! 264 00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:12,797 l'm flying... Flying...! 265 00:25:24,487 --> 00:25:28,446 History of the Bulgarians, Volume l. 266 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:35,922 There was nothing so splendid, so nimble, so adroit as our glorious army. 267 00:25:36,007 --> 00:25:38,885 Organs and cannons formed a harmony of such beauty... 268 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:42,118 ... you wouldn't find its like in Hell. 269 00:26:06,327 --> 00:26:10,445 Charge! Victory is ours! 270 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,597 Was that alright? 271 00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:26,077 Fire. 272 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,283 l said ''fire''! 273 00:27:38,527 --> 00:27:44,363 To begin with, 10,000 souls were liberated in the best way possible. 274 00:27:44,447 --> 00:27:47,723 Then cannon fire removed from the best of all possible worlds... 275 00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:50,321 ... another 10,000 heroes... 276 00:27:54,407 --> 00:28:00,039 ... who had ennobled its surface, for a total of 20,000, then 30,000... 277 00:28:06,527 --> 00:28:07,880 ... 200,000... 278 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:09,996 ... 1 million. 279 00:30:36,727 --> 00:30:38,877 Are you suffering? 280 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,605 Can't you see? 281 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,516 l'm dying. 282 00:30:43,607 --> 00:30:45,438 lt's beautiful. 283 00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:49,477 Dying is... beautiful. 284 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,606 A gold tooth! 285 00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:47,600 Lovely, beautiful, beautiful! 286 00:31:59,287 --> 00:32:02,802 - No, she's dead, the poor thing! - What? 287 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:06,084 Have you seen any living ones around? 288 00:32:08,607 --> 00:32:09,835 No, stop! 289 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:12,441 Bastard! Bastard! 290 00:32:21,247 --> 00:32:24,398 Master Pangloss! 291 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:34,042 Why did you lie to me? So this is the best of all possible worlds? 292 00:32:34,127 --> 00:32:38,166 - Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! - Sure... 293 00:32:41,007 --> 00:32:44,477 Everything is for the best. Better still: 294 00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:47,764 Everything turns out in the best possible way. 295 00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:51,886 Oh, Master! Oh, Pangloss! 296 00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,845 - Pangloss! - Candide! 297 00:32:55,647 --> 00:33:00,846 - Cunegonda, where is she? Where? - Calm down! Just a minute. 298 00:33:00,927 --> 00:33:03,077 Can't you see? 299 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,042 You made me drop an ear. 300 00:33:11,247 --> 00:33:13,556 And nearly my nose. 301 00:33:19,367 --> 00:33:24,043 - But Cunegonda, how is she? - Everything's fine, my boy. 302 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,163 Excellent, even! 303 00:33:26,247 --> 00:33:30,445 After you left, those demons came along, burned down everything... 304 00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:33,564 ... and raped Cunegonda 127 times, to be precise. 305 00:33:33,647 --> 00:33:35,080 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes. 306 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:40,924 Then they disembowelled her, they smashed the Baron's head in two... 307 00:33:41,007 --> 00:33:45,717 ... and cut the poor Baroness up in 14 pieces. 308 00:33:45,807 --> 00:33:49,880 - Cunegonda was raped 126 times... - Seven. 309 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,639 27... 310 00:33:53,287 --> 00:33:58,919 The poor Baron in two, the poor Baroness in 14 bits... 311 00:33:59,727 --> 00:34:02,036 ... and you, Doctor Pangloss... 312 00:34:02,847 --> 00:34:07,079 ... reduced to this awful state... 313 00:34:08,007 --> 00:34:12,239 - ... all for the hatred in the world. - No, not for hatred. For love. 314 00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:14,636 - For love? - For love. 315 00:34:14,727 --> 00:34:19,323 How could such a noble cause have such an abominable effect? 316 00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:21,682 Let's begin at the beginning. 317 00:34:21,767 --> 00:34:24,964 lt's all very simple. 318 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:29,799 Do you remember Paquette, the Baronesses maid... 319 00:34:29,887 --> 00:34:34,244 - ... whose graces l often savoured? - Yes. 320 00:34:34,327 --> 00:34:37,364 With those delectable mammaries? 321 00:34:37,447 --> 00:34:41,963 But she had syphilis. But who's without fault in this world? 322 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:47,565 She caught it from a friar, who contracted it from a dowager duchess... 323 00:34:47,647 --> 00:34:51,640 ... who got it both from a notary and a Jesuit, who, poor thing... 324 00:34:51,727 --> 00:34:56,164 ... caught it from a sailor on one of Christopher Columbus' ships. 325 00:34:56,247 --> 00:34:58,841 And you still say that everything's been the best? 326 00:34:58,927 --> 00:35:04,240 But of course, my boy! Because without syphilis... 327 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:09,484 ... without syphilis we wouldn't have had America. 328 00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:16,962 Without America we wouldn't have potatoes or tomatoes or cochineal. 329 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:20,998 Furthermore, without syphilis l would never have been graced... 330 00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:24,557 ... with this repellent face either, and those demons would have cut me... 331 00:35:24,647 --> 00:35:27,081 ... in at least four pieces... 332 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:35,120 ... instead of running off, scared to death at the sight of me. 333 00:35:35,207 --> 00:35:36,720 No, no, no, no, no... 334 00:35:36,807 --> 00:35:44,760 Consequently, as you can see, syphilis protects the philosopher. 335 00:35:44,847 --> 00:35:49,523 Moreover it's but an individual affliction, and l always taught you... 336 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:55,796 ... that the individual ill contributes to the collective benefit. 337 00:35:57,967 --> 00:36:00,083 Enough! 338 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,442 lf l understand you correctly... 339 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:07,885 ... we are led to believe their lordships don't believe in original sin. 340 00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:11,960 No... Yes, my lord lnquisitor. 341 00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:16,484 lf you're so sure that all is for the best... 342 00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:20,082 ... you can't believe in sin or punishment. 343 00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:23,637 l beg your pardon, Eminence... 344 00:36:23,727 --> 00:36:30,246 ... even original sin and its punishment are part of the best of all possible worlds. 345 00:36:30,327 --> 00:36:33,922 So you don't even believe in free will? 346 00:36:34,007 --> 00:36:37,841 Freedom can coexist with necessity... 347 00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:43,638 ... since it is necessary that we... be free... 348 00:36:43,727 --> 00:36:45,399 ... or... 349 00:36:46,127 --> 00:36:48,561 ... freely necessary. 350 00:36:48,647 --> 00:36:54,040 ln the name of the Holy lnquisition, bind these heretics to the stake! 351 00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:56,436 The heretics to the stake! 352 00:37:00,847 --> 00:37:04,044 Come one, come all! 353 00:37:04,127 --> 00:37:08,723 Even those most demanding punters, Turks and Chinamen. 354 00:37:08,807 --> 00:37:12,686 This show is one of the most extraordinary and complete exhibitions... 355 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:17,318 ... of the thousands presented by the lnquisition for your benefit. 356 00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:24,802 Behold the marvellous instruments with which these hapless sinners are punished. 357 00:37:24,887 --> 00:37:27,526 Behold the body of the poor unfortunate... 358 00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:32,965 ... specially prepared and introduced into the sacred device... 359 00:37:33,047 --> 00:37:36,357 ... called the ''pagan press'' or ''heretic hasher''. 360 00:37:36,447 --> 00:37:44,206 Behold the same body as it exits ready for consumption by posterity. 361 00:37:44,287 --> 00:37:52,604 Ladies and gentlemen, admire this absolute respect for truth... 362 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:58,239 ... with which the holy fathers of the lnquisition related, page by page... 363 00:37:58,327 --> 00:38:03,196 ... the entire history of all humanity. 364 00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:06,839 Come one, come all! 365 00:40:15,607 --> 00:40:17,245 Master... 366 00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:22,924 - Master, where are they taking us? - Calm down, my boy, everything's alright. 367 00:40:23,007 --> 00:40:25,202 Everything's fine. 368 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:30,517 One for the gallows, the other one's yours. Here! 369 00:40:30,607 --> 00:40:34,202 - Bring him over here! - Where are you off to? 370 00:40:34,287 --> 00:40:38,599 Strip him! Everything off! 371 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:42,157 - Come on! - Naked! Naked! 372 00:40:43,687 --> 00:40:46,121 We saved you from the flames... 373 00:40:46,207 --> 00:40:48,402 ... but not from this holy punishment! 374 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:52,526 - One, two, three... - No, no, 2,000! 375 00:40:52,607 --> 00:40:55,758 - 3,000! - One, two, three... 376 00:40:55,847 --> 00:41:00,682 ... four, five, six, seven, eight! 100! 377 00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:04,035 Stop! No! 2,000! 378 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,598 Oh, my God! 379 00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:11,363 lt's Candide! 380 00:41:13,887 --> 00:41:15,479 Stop! 381 00:41:22,487 --> 00:41:24,398 What? ls it all over? 382 00:41:24,487 --> 00:41:29,277 We just need to hang a philosopher who didn't believe in original sin. 383 00:41:30,927 --> 00:41:32,406 Go! 384 00:41:56,567 --> 00:41:59,400 - Come on, move! - Just one minute! Just one minute! 385 00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:01,762 Let me go! Let me go! 386 00:42:01,847 --> 00:42:04,077 My master's there! Look, my master's there! 387 00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:08,001 Master, master! lt's me, Cacambo! Your servant! 388 00:42:09,247 --> 00:42:11,920 Master, they want to hang me! 389 00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:15,795 Do something! Say something! Master! Master, remember me? 390 00:42:15,887 --> 00:42:18,401 l'm Cacambo! Leave me alone, damn it! 391 00:42:18,487 --> 00:42:20,921 Don't just stare at me, say something! 392 00:42:21,007 --> 00:42:24,397 - Tell them l'm your servant! - Come on, move! Move! 393 00:42:24,487 --> 00:42:29,277 Damn it, do something! l'm your servant, Cacambo! 394 00:42:29,367 --> 00:42:32,120 Do you understand? Cacambo! Say you recognise me! 395 00:42:32,207 --> 00:42:34,516 What are you waiting for? Damn it! Come on! 396 00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:39,886 You, you with that red thing painted on your ass! 397 00:42:39,967 --> 00:42:41,525 You, staring at me! 398 00:42:41,607 --> 00:42:44,280 You've got something... l don't know what... behind. 399 00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:47,404 - So is this mongrel yours or not? - No... 400 00:42:47,487 --> 00:42:49,921 l really don't think l know that black creature. 401 00:42:50,007 --> 00:42:51,679 What do you mean, no? 402 00:42:53,047 --> 00:42:54,321 Why do you want to hang him? 403 00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:56,523 He was roaming the streets without his master. 404 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,882 Stray dogs, you know the meaning! 405 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:02,357 You know the law! Stray dogs, perish! 406 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:05,280 No, no, wait! He is my master! 407 00:43:05,367 --> 00:43:08,962 He refuses to recognize me because l stole his pants. 408 00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:11,515 Save me, master! l'm begging you, save me! 409 00:43:11,607 --> 00:43:15,839 Yes, sure, l know you, wretched thief! 410 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:19,317 l think you've learned your lesson. Let him loose. He belongs to me. 411 00:43:19,407 --> 00:43:22,399 Yes, yes, yes! l'm sorry! l'm sorry, alright? 412 00:43:22,487 --> 00:43:25,081 Next time keep him tied up. 413 00:43:26,047 --> 00:43:29,278 Thank you, master. Thank you, my master. 414 00:43:29,367 --> 00:43:32,359 Thank you, master. Thank you, master. 415 00:44:06,487 --> 00:44:09,001 That handkerchief is... What's her name? 416 00:44:09,087 --> 00:44:11,203 Cunegonda's, huh? 417 00:44:14,127 --> 00:44:18,200 - But are you sure she's still in love with you? - Absolutely! 418 00:44:19,447 --> 00:44:22,166 - Why? Do you doubt it? - Me? What do l know about white women? 419 00:44:22,247 --> 00:44:25,284 l only know, my master used to say they're all whores. 420 00:44:25,367 --> 00:44:31,044 Well, listen to me. All women are sweet, faithful creatures. 421 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:34,915 - Yes, yes! - And Cunegonda is the sweetest... 422 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,475 ... and most faithful of them all. 423 00:44:38,567 --> 00:44:41,718 - Remember that! - Yes, yes, sure l will. 424 00:44:45,527 --> 00:44:48,439 They're all whores? 425 00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:50,677 He said, they're all whores? 426 00:44:50,767 --> 00:44:53,565 Take this and tie it in the back. 427 00:44:53,647 --> 00:44:58,482 Yeah, he said they're all whores, except his mother and his sister. 428 00:44:58,567 --> 00:45:00,444 Excuse me, sir... 429 00:45:00,527 --> 00:45:04,566 ... would you mind passing me that orange, please? 430 00:45:04,647 --> 00:45:05,875 Thank you. 431 00:45:05,967 --> 00:45:08,765 And his wife, what did he say about his wife? 432 00:45:08,847 --> 00:45:12,237 He said nothing about his wife, he just beat her up. 433 00:45:12,327 --> 00:45:15,603 - Scoundrel! - You know, my master used to say... 434 00:45:15,687 --> 00:45:20,203 ... it's not true that women are inferior. No, they're superior to men. 435 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:24,599 Even physically. That's why they can take beatings better. 436 00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:27,645 - Have mercy! Mercy! - What a bastard! 437 00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:31,083 - Now l understand why you ran away. - l didn't run away. 438 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,203 One day my master woke up and said: 439 00:45:33,287 --> 00:45:35,881 ''l didn't sleep at all last night because of you.'' 440 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:38,800 And l said: ''Why? lt's not as if l was barking.'' 441 00:45:39,527 --> 00:45:44,078 And he said: ''No, it's my conscience that's torturing me.'' 442 00:45:44,167 --> 00:45:45,998 His conscience, you know? 443 00:45:54,367 --> 00:45:57,325 Then he unchained me, and said: 444 00:45:57,407 --> 00:46:02,925 ''Go, you're free now, and l'll be able to sleep at last.'' 445 00:46:03,007 --> 00:46:05,362 That's what the bastard said. 446 00:46:06,007 --> 00:46:08,202 - Give it back! Give it back! - You know what? 447 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:12,963 lf l meet him l'll make that son of a bitch think twice before he frees slaves. 448 00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:15,277 lf it wasn't for you... 449 00:46:27,447 --> 00:46:28,960 Well done! 450 00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:37,198 - On this there's the smell of Cunegonda? - Yes, why? 451 00:46:43,647 --> 00:46:45,842 - Come on, let's go! - Where to? 452 00:46:45,927 --> 00:46:47,519 - Hunting. - For what? 453 00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:50,360 - Cunegonda. - Cunegonda? But Cunegonda's gone! 454 00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:53,200 - Come on! Come on! - Wait! Where are you going? 455 00:46:53,287 --> 00:46:55,676 Wait, Cacambo! Where are you taking me? 456 00:46:55,767 --> 00:46:57,644 Wait! 457 00:46:57,727 --> 00:47:00,287 - Damn... - Let's go! 458 00:47:10,607 --> 00:47:12,279 She's over there. 459 00:47:14,247 --> 00:47:16,841 - Are you sure? - Yes, she's over there. 460 00:47:22,207 --> 00:47:24,084 - lt's not possible. - Go on. 461 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:26,920 - Wait for me there. - Yes, l'll wait. 462 00:47:27,007 --> 00:47:29,646 Where could l go anyway? 463 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:18,197 A ghost... 464 00:48:20,047 --> 00:48:22,402 The ghost of my love. 465 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:32,362 A pure virgin, virgin pure. A pure... 466 00:48:34,007 --> 00:48:38,285 - ... virgin. - Alas, l'm no virgin anymore. 467 00:49:14,487 --> 00:49:16,921 The demons didn't kill you? 468 00:49:17,007 --> 00:49:22,286 No, they just raped me. Such acts aren't necessarily lethal. 469 00:49:28,407 --> 00:49:30,875 My poor love. 470 00:49:31,847 --> 00:49:35,044 Come, l'll explain everything. 471 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:43,803 - Oh, please excuse the mess. - Do you have a lover? 472 00:49:43,887 --> 00:49:47,163 No, my love. l have two. 473 00:49:47,247 --> 00:49:49,841 Two? Who are they? 474 00:49:49,927 --> 00:49:52,395 A Jew who bought me from the demons... 475 00:49:52,487 --> 00:49:56,116 ... and a holy inquisitor who sent him to the stake. 476 00:49:56,207 --> 00:49:58,801 - So one of them is dead? - No... 477 00:49:58,887 --> 00:50:02,482 ... the Jew agreed, to save himself, to share half and half. 478 00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:06,116 - Half and half of what? - Of me. 479 00:50:06,767 --> 00:50:09,156 Do you see that hourglass? 480 00:50:10,047 --> 00:50:13,676 When one half empties, it's the inquisitor's turn... 481 00:50:13,767 --> 00:50:17,476 ... and when the other's empty it's the Jew's. 482 00:50:17,567 --> 00:50:20,843 - Turn for what? - Oh, Candide... 483 00:50:20,927 --> 00:50:23,236 - ... for me. - But... Cunegonda... 484 00:50:23,327 --> 00:50:24,919 Yes, Candide? 485 00:50:25,007 --> 00:50:28,283 Six hours for the inquisitor, six for the Jew. 486 00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:30,961 That's the time the hourglass counts. 487 00:50:31,047 --> 00:50:34,483 - 12 hours a day? - No, love... 488 00:50:34,567 --> 00:50:35,920 ... 24. 489 00:50:36,007 --> 00:50:40,922 - But l don't get it... - How much is 12 plus 12? 490 00:50:41,527 --> 00:50:44,883 - 24, l think. - Very good. 491 00:50:44,967 --> 00:50:49,836 And how many times does 6 go into 24? 492 00:50:49,927 --> 00:50:53,715 - 4, l think. - And how many hours in a day? 493 00:50:53,807 --> 00:50:57,277 - 24. - Yes, exactly. 494 00:50:57,367 --> 00:51:03,636 And if l have two lovers in 12 hours, how many do l have in 24? 495 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:06,366 Cunegonda! Don't tell me you have 4 lovers! 496 00:51:06,447 --> 00:51:09,678 Yes, Candide. 6 times 4 is 24. 497 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:13,043 - 24 lovers! - 4, not 24. 498 00:51:13,127 --> 00:51:17,518 ln fact, 4 times 6 is 24. Right? 499 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:21,839 Yes, but 6 times 4 is 24 as well. 500 00:51:21,927 --> 00:51:24,236 Listen, Cunegonda, at this point, in my opinion... 501 00:51:24,327 --> 00:51:27,285 Maths isn't an opinion, Candide. 502 00:51:27,367 --> 00:51:30,165 lt's only 4 times 6 that's 24. 503 00:51:35,127 --> 00:51:36,401 Swear it. 504 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:41,162 Of course, l do. 505 00:51:41,247 --> 00:51:45,001 - On your love. - Yes, on your love. 506 00:51:47,047 --> 00:51:49,242 You frightened me. 507 00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:54,162 My poor love, you shouldn't think so badly of me. 508 00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:57,239 Who are... the others? 509 00:51:58,047 --> 00:52:01,835 A guitarist who raped me in my father's castle... 510 00:52:01,927 --> 00:52:05,237 ... and a South American governor who's a friend of the inquisitor... 511 00:52:05,327 --> 00:52:08,239 - ... of the Jew and of the guitarist. - What? 512 00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:13,564 Calm down, my love. Don't get mixed up. 513 00:52:14,287 --> 00:52:18,599 Let me start from the beginning. 514 00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:25,876 The day you left... that same awful day... 515 00:52:51,527 --> 00:52:54,280 ... l was alone in my room... 516 00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:58,406 ... sewing and thinking of you, as always... 517 00:52:58,487 --> 00:53:04,244 ... whilst sweet music by my favourite group soothed my soul. 518 00:53:04,327 --> 00:53:10,800 So l couldn't hear the racket the demons were making in the castle. 519 00:53:47,047 --> 00:53:48,719 Bravo! 520 00:53:48,807 --> 00:53:50,525 Bravo! 521 00:53:51,287 --> 00:53:55,121 One must demolish to build anew... 522 00:53:55,207 --> 00:53:58,119 ... revolutionize to restore! 523 00:53:58,207 --> 00:54:01,483 Destroy the foundations! 524 00:54:01,567 --> 00:54:02,841 Baroness... 525 00:54:02,927 --> 00:54:08,001 Don't worry, Baroness, it's only shit. The best of all possible shit. 526 00:54:08,087 --> 00:54:11,284 No, no, no, no! 527 00:54:11,367 --> 00:54:13,881 Not the spyglass! No! 528 00:54:15,807 --> 00:54:21,564 No! No, don't... l don't want to know! l don't want to know! 529 00:54:21,647 --> 00:54:25,003 Yes, yes, you must. 530 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:27,237 You can't ignore it. 531 00:54:27,327 --> 00:54:32,481 Don't block your ears. You have to know all about me. 532 00:54:32,567 --> 00:54:36,480 But don't look at me that way. 533 00:54:37,247 --> 00:54:40,876 l won't be able to tell the truth. 534 00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:59,805 A brute, wild man burst into my room. 535 00:55:56,207 --> 00:55:59,882 Attila! Attila! 536 00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,725 Attila! 537 00:57:47,727 --> 00:57:48,842 Another! 538 00:57:50,807 --> 00:57:52,399 More! 539 00:57:52,487 --> 00:57:55,524 More! More! 540 00:57:58,727 --> 00:58:03,357 And then the others came. 541 00:58:05,007 --> 00:58:06,645 So many... 542 00:58:06,727 --> 00:58:08,877 - So many... - What? 543 00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:13,116 - There were others? - Yes. 544 00:58:13,207 --> 00:58:16,119 Many... many more. 545 00:58:16,207 --> 00:58:20,997 - l can't remember how many. - Maybe 127? 546 00:58:21,847 --> 00:58:24,042 Don't look at me. 547 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:26,922 Don't look at me. 548 00:58:33,407 --> 00:58:35,921 Yes, many others. 549 00:58:36,927 --> 00:58:39,077 So many... 550 00:58:39,727 --> 00:58:44,198 ... l can't remember them all. 551 00:58:46,407 --> 00:58:48,921 l fainted... 552 00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:53,646 ... and like now... l fainted! 553 00:58:56,927 --> 00:58:58,997 l'm coming! 554 00:58:59,087 --> 00:59:00,884 l'm coming! 555 00:59:03,767 --> 00:59:05,598 l'm coming! 556 00:59:05,687 --> 00:59:07,757 l'm coming! 557 00:59:16,527 --> 00:59:18,643 That demon... 558 00:59:19,327 --> 00:59:22,603 ... the boss, took me away with him, but l didn't stay long. 559 00:59:22,687 --> 00:59:27,283 - ln fact, he rented me out to the Jew. - No, be still... Be still. 560 00:59:27,927 --> 00:59:30,316 But Candide! 561 00:59:30,407 --> 00:59:33,126 - We're not even officially engaged. - Yes, but... 562 00:59:33,207 --> 00:59:35,801 - That's the way it is! - Who's there? 563 00:59:35,887 --> 00:59:38,879 - lt's my turn, Governor! - Oh God, run! 564 00:59:38,967 --> 00:59:40,400 - Where? - Over there. 565 00:59:40,487 --> 00:59:42,045 - Who is it? - No, over there! 566 00:59:42,127 --> 00:59:43,526 - What's happening? - Over here! 567 00:59:43,607 --> 00:59:47,486 - But that's not true! Today's my turn! - Cunegonda! 568 00:59:47,567 --> 00:59:49,603 Oh, my God! 569 00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:56,885 - And who is this muchacho? - He's... my music teacher. 570 00:59:56,967 --> 01:00:01,040 - Guitar or harmonica? - Alright, why don't you play us something? 571 01:00:01,127 --> 01:00:04,563 - No, l detest music. - Wait, you'll get an earful of my chords! 572 01:00:04,647 --> 01:00:06,365 Don't do anything! 573 01:00:06,447 --> 01:00:09,564 - Come here, son of a bitch! - Where are you? Where are you? 574 01:00:10,847 --> 01:00:12,803 Help! 575 01:00:12,887 --> 01:00:15,924 Please, Candide, save me! 576 01:00:17,927 --> 01:00:20,236 No! No! 577 01:00:23,567 --> 01:00:24,761 No! 578 01:00:25,487 --> 01:00:30,197 - You're dressed like a whore! - Candide! Please! 579 01:00:30,287 --> 01:00:32,198 You can't take me away! 580 01:00:32,287 --> 01:00:35,677 - No! Candide! - Where are you? 581 01:00:35,767 --> 01:00:38,725 - Help me, Candide! - Cunegonda! 582 01:00:38,807 --> 01:00:40,559 Cunegonda! 583 01:00:41,647 --> 01:00:45,435 Let go of me! l'm begging you! No! 584 01:00:46,447 --> 01:00:48,324 l'm begging you! 585 01:00:48,407 --> 01:00:51,205 - No! No! - Cunegonda! 586 01:00:52,007 --> 01:00:53,804 - Let me go! - Quick! To the harbour! 587 01:00:53,887 --> 01:00:56,162 - Let me go! - You shut up! 588 01:00:56,247 --> 01:01:01,526 - l don't want to! Candide! - Move, you diabolical creature! 589 01:01:01,607 --> 01:01:04,121 Candide! No! 590 01:01:05,887 --> 01:01:07,718 Candide! 591 01:01:08,687 --> 01:01:09,961 Candide! 592 01:01:48,607 --> 01:01:50,518 At last... 593 01:01:55,127 --> 01:01:58,642 Cunegonda... 594 01:02:00,887 --> 01:02:03,685 Cunegonda... 595 01:02:05,647 --> 01:02:09,879 Hey... Hey Romeo, you want me to find your Cunegonda, right? 596 01:02:09,967 --> 01:02:11,798 Okay... 597 01:02:28,407 --> 01:02:32,798 Candide! Candide! 598 01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:39,281 Cunegonda! Cunegonda! 599 01:02:40,007 --> 01:02:44,046 Candide! Candide! 600 01:02:44,727 --> 01:02:49,084 Oh, my Candide, farewell! 601 01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:52,921 Cunegonda! Cune... 602 01:03:03,967 --> 01:03:08,722 - Move! Move forward! - Hoist the cables! 603 01:03:08,807 --> 01:03:12,243 - Batten the hold! - Faster with those barrels! 604 01:03:12,327 --> 01:03:15,125 Hurry up with the load! Let's move! 605 01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:19,406 Tars to the fore! 606 01:03:21,527 --> 01:03:23,677 Clear the deck! 607 01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:28,921 - Move! - Get going, you scoundrels! Move! 608 01:03:32,087 --> 01:03:34,965 Hurry up with the load! 609 01:03:35,047 --> 01:03:37,720 Clear the bridge! 610 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:43,600 - Hey you, what do you want? - Follow that ship. 611 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:46,076 Yes, but not with you. We're full up. 612 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:48,317 Are you sure? Huh? 613 01:03:53,647 --> 01:03:57,401 Okay. Everyone on board, let's go! 614 01:03:57,487 --> 01:04:01,116 Let go of the moorings! 615 01:04:01,207 --> 01:04:04,597 Everyone wants to go to the New World, everyone. 616 01:04:04,687 --> 01:04:05,563 Why? 617 01:04:05,647 --> 01:04:08,559 Because money has no value in the New World. 618 01:04:08,647 --> 01:04:13,277 There's no injustice, no slaves, no masters... 619 01:04:13,367 --> 01:04:20,159 ... no crooks, no saints, no virgins and no whores. 620 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:24,718 People are all equal there because of democracy. 621 01:04:24,807 --> 01:04:27,241 He'll get used to anything, even democracy. 622 01:04:27,327 --> 01:04:28,760 All free at the fore! 623 01:04:28,847 --> 01:04:32,362 Wait, wait, not everyone's on board. 624 01:04:32,447 --> 01:04:34,756 Let's go! Get in the queue! 625 01:04:34,847 --> 01:04:38,476 Let's go! One at a time! 626 01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:41,325 Name? 627 01:04:41,887 --> 01:04:44,242 Columbus, Christopher. 628 01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:46,599 Name? 629 01:04:48,127 --> 01:04:50,197 Vespucci, Amerigo. 630 01:04:51,047 --> 01:04:53,277 - Name? - Crockett, Davy. 631 01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:55,801 - Name? - Bill, Buffalo. 632 01:04:55,887 --> 01:04:57,718 Name? 633 01:04:57,807 --> 01:05:00,275 Monroe, Marilyn. 634 01:05:02,327 --> 01:05:04,158 Name? 635 01:05:04,247 --> 01:05:05,919 Capone, Al. 636 01:05:06,447 --> 01:05:08,836 - Name? - Sam, Uncle. 637 01:05:08,927 --> 01:05:11,964 - Name? - Buzz Aldrin. 638 01:05:12,047 --> 01:05:15,164 - Name? - Aldrin Junior. 639 01:05:15,247 --> 01:05:17,397 - Name? - MacDonald. 640 01:05:17,487 --> 01:05:20,320 - Name? - Kissinger, Henry. 641 01:05:24,127 --> 01:05:26,925 Hoist the anchor! 642 01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:29,479 All clear fore! 643 01:05:50,967 --> 01:05:55,722 We're here live at the Columbus Day celebration... 644 01:05:55,807 --> 01:06:01,120 ... an historic event that reminds us that there's no effect without cause... 645 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:06,725 ... and that everything works out in the best possible way for the best possible ends. 646 01:06:06,807 --> 01:06:09,480 Since a New World was created... 647 01:06:09,567 --> 01:06:13,560 ... what could have been the best possible way of knowing if not by discovering it? 648 01:06:13,647 --> 01:06:17,401 Thank you, Columbus, for discovering this New World... 649 01:06:17,487 --> 01:06:20,604 ... which is obviously the best of all possible worlds. 650 01:06:20,687 --> 01:06:23,724 Thank you, Christopher, my friend. 651 01:06:28,687 --> 01:06:32,475 Doctor! Doctor Pangloss! 652 01:06:32,567 --> 01:06:37,038 - Candide! How good to see you! - What are you doing in New York? 653 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:38,526 - Easy, easy! - What a joy! 654 01:06:38,607 --> 01:06:40,996 - You're interrupting the program! - Commercial break! 655 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,526 On air! 656 01:06:47,607 --> 01:06:50,963 Hold the bottle up. Don't look so unhappy. 657 01:06:51,047 --> 01:06:54,756 - That's it! Good. - Captain, look at the carton! Come on! 658 01:06:54,847 --> 01:07:00,604 Christopher, go with the Coke. No! Not like that! Smile! 659 01:07:02,767 --> 01:07:06,316 - l thought they'd... - Oh, that... well... 660 01:07:06,407 --> 01:07:09,046 lt's a long story. 661 01:07:09,127 --> 01:07:12,597 At first they wanted to burn me, but God didn't agree... 662 01:07:12,687 --> 01:07:15,042 ... and poured down rain, which doused the flames. 663 01:07:15,127 --> 01:07:17,357 Then they decided to hang me... 664 01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:22,521 ... because you can hang anyone in any weather, rain or shine. 665 01:07:22,607 --> 01:07:27,123 And truth to tell, there have been some elegant hangings in a downpour. 666 01:07:27,207 --> 01:07:31,758 lt adds a touch of melancholy that befits the moment. 667 01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:33,678 Don't you think? 668 01:07:33,767 --> 01:07:38,283 Anyway, my hangman was a professional at the stake... 669 01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:42,565 ... but an amateur at the gallows - he left a lot to be desired. 670 01:07:42,647 --> 01:07:47,402 He hanged poorly. 671 01:07:47,487 --> 01:07:51,719 Yes, but... your nose, your ear, the syphilis...? 672 01:07:51,807 --> 01:07:55,766 Oh, l still have syphilis. Everyone has his flaws. 673 01:07:55,847 --> 01:07:58,361 But my nose, my ears, my teeth are made of plastic now. 674 01:07:58,447 --> 01:07:59,766 Oh, Doctor Pangloss... 675 01:07:59,847 --> 01:08:03,078 ... why did you say the old one was the best of all possible worlds? 676 01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:06,921 l only said it to you, so the damage was minimal. 677 01:08:07,007 --> 01:08:12,923 Now l can say it to millions and millions of viewers. 678 01:08:13,007 --> 01:08:18,001 - Say what? - That all's well, my boy, all's swell... 679 01:08:18,087 --> 01:08:22,000 ... that everything's combined in the best of all possible ways. 680 01:08:22,087 --> 01:08:25,796 lf the New World had never been discovered, the old one would not have existed. 681 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:28,481 On the other hand, if the Old World had never existed... 682 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:31,081 ... we wouldn't have had Christopher Columbus... 683 01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:35,001 ... nor spaghetti, nor pizza, nor... Lincoln! 684 01:08:35,087 --> 01:08:41,196 Oh yes, Lincoln... the professional chain breaker. 685 01:08:42,847 --> 01:08:44,599 Well, Abraham...? 686 01:08:45,167 --> 01:08:47,158 Bravo! Bravo! 687 01:08:48,007 --> 01:08:51,079 - But what are you here for? - l'm looking for Cunegonda. 688 01:08:51,167 --> 01:08:52,805 Wait! 689 01:08:55,447 --> 01:08:58,678 Great, why don't you tell everyone? 690 01:08:58,767 --> 01:09:01,361 l'm looking for Cunegonda. 691 01:09:03,487 --> 01:09:06,559 She was kidnapped and brought here against her will. 692 01:09:06,647 --> 01:09:09,639 But she still loves me. And l love her more than my own life. 693 01:09:09,727 --> 01:09:12,878 And who doesn't love Cunegonda, that pearl among pearls? 694 01:09:12,967 --> 01:09:15,083 All America loves Cunegonda! 695 01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:18,000 Read all about it! 696 01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,875 All about Cunegonda's orgasm! 697 01:09:21,967 --> 01:09:25,676 The greatest show on Earth! 698 01:10:06,927 --> 01:10:08,440 Damned demon! 699 01:10:08,527 --> 01:10:11,917 You'll pay for this outrage! Shame on you! 700 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:13,963 Cover up this indecency at once! 701 01:10:14,047 --> 01:10:18,086 Don't do that, my boy. You can't do anything to him. 702 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:22,240 He already hanged himself with his guitar strings. 703 01:10:23,207 --> 01:10:25,721 What happened to Cunegonda? Tell me, where is she? 704 01:10:25,807 --> 01:10:27,445 - She's in lreland. - lreland? 705 01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:30,246 Yes! That's why he hanged himself. 706 01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,478 When Cunegonda ran off to lreland to fight the protestants... 707 01:10:33,567 --> 01:10:35,762 ... with the hunchback Catholic priest. 708 01:10:35,847 --> 01:10:38,805 - Wait! Wait! Where are you going? - Bastards! 709 01:10:38,887 --> 01:10:43,517 - Hey! Where are you going? - To lreland! lreland! lreland! 710 01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:45,598 l haven't finished! 711 01:10:45,687 --> 01:10:47,962 Cover up this disgrace! 712 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,722 But where's that goddamned inquisitor? 713 01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:26,880 ln a church, St. Patrick's, l think. 714 01:11:27,687 --> 01:11:30,326 Let's hurry up before that one blows up, too. 715 01:11:30,407 --> 01:11:33,843 - Are you still in one piece? - No idea! 716 01:11:33,927 --> 01:11:35,679 Damn it! 717 01:11:37,247 --> 01:11:40,683 l think so... And you? 718 01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:43,639 For now. 719 01:11:43,727 --> 01:11:47,242 But you'll see if we keep running after Cunegonda... 720 01:11:47,327 --> 01:11:50,797 Come on, Cacambo, l feel sure she's still there. 721 01:11:51,367 --> 01:11:55,565 Yes, yes, maybe you're right. Wherever she goes, there's trouble. 722 01:11:55,647 --> 01:11:59,162 But the war was here before she was. 723 01:12:07,247 --> 01:12:11,160 Apart from an explosion here and a conflagration there... 724 01:12:11,247 --> 01:12:15,001 ... everything's fine, my dear viewers, very fine. 725 01:12:15,087 --> 01:12:18,238 The citizens who go to work each day seem convinced... 726 01:12:18,327 --> 01:12:23,924 ... that this is the best possible way to arrive at the best possible peace. 727 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:27,636 On the other hand, it is evident that the violence of non-violence... 728 01:12:27,727 --> 01:12:29,080 ... is sometimes violent. 729 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:31,840 But let's remember that the violence of non-violence... 730 01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:35,203 ... is of course often more violent than violence itself. 731 01:12:35,287 --> 01:12:40,725 Now, let's look at this city on a typical day. 732 01:12:40,807 --> 01:12:44,925 Traffic is light, the citizens respect the traffic lights. 733 01:12:45,007 --> 01:12:49,762 No-one crosses the road before the light turns green. 734 01:13:03,407 --> 01:13:06,763 Come on! Keep moving! Hurry up! 735 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,918 ln the intimacy of their homes... 736 01:13:12,007 --> 01:13:14,965 ... which the war has rendered even more airy and luminous... 737 01:13:15,047 --> 01:13:18,119 ... citizens prepare to go about their daily business... 738 01:13:18,207 --> 01:13:21,961 ... indulge in their morning pastimes... 739 01:13:22,047 --> 01:13:25,835 ... or sip their first cup of coffee in front of the telly. 740 01:13:28,207 --> 01:13:31,882 You can't even watch a film in peace! 741 01:13:33,047 --> 01:13:36,437 - Silence! Stop that! - Freeze! 742 01:13:36,527 --> 01:13:38,597 - Silence! - Freeze! 743 01:13:38,687 --> 01:13:39,881 Freeze! 744 01:13:42,967 --> 01:13:48,519 Apart from the din, some aggravation, or a little intemperance, all's well. 745 01:13:48,607 --> 01:13:50,598 The shops are open... 746 01:13:51,447 --> 01:13:55,599 The shopkeepers are patient and understanding with their customers, as usual. 747 01:13:55,687 --> 01:13:58,201 Bastard! Take this! 748 01:13:58,287 --> 01:14:00,755 - Can you help me or not? - Sure, madame. 749 01:14:00,847 --> 01:14:03,964 - l'd like a pound of medlars. - Coming up, madame. 750 01:14:04,047 --> 01:14:08,325 lt's admirable that these peaceful, Christian ideals can confront each other... 751 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:10,875 ... because this is an encounter that - 752 01:14:12,807 --> 01:14:15,605 ... allowing for a little misunderstanding - 753 01:14:15,687 --> 01:14:18,997 ... individual ill will lead to a greater collective good. 754 01:14:19,087 --> 01:14:20,998 Fire! 755 01:14:26,007 --> 01:14:28,680 Keep your head down! Down! 756 01:14:28,767 --> 01:14:30,246 Down! Down. 757 01:14:30,327 --> 01:14:32,966 - Move. - Hey, we've got nothing to do with it. 758 01:14:33,047 --> 01:14:35,686 - We were just passing by. - Sure, l know. 759 01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:37,359 Move. 760 01:14:41,247 --> 01:14:44,080 Don't move your hands. What are you hiding there? 761 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:46,635 - Nothing. Nothing. - We'll see. 762 01:14:46,727 --> 01:14:48,797 You're taller than five feet five inches. 763 01:14:48,887 --> 01:14:51,765 Why haven't you enlisted? Don't you love your Queen? 764 01:14:51,847 --> 01:14:56,238 - Oh, yes. - Then say ''Long live the Queen''. 765 01:14:57,567 --> 01:15:00,035 - Say ''Long live the Queen'' out loud. - Long live the Queen. 766 01:15:00,127 --> 01:15:03,278 Next! And you two, stop snogging! 767 01:15:03,367 --> 01:15:07,042 Next. Move on. We've no time to lose. 768 01:15:07,127 --> 01:15:09,277 Quick. Don't move. 769 01:15:09,367 --> 01:15:12,325 Let me see, hands against the wall. Don't move! 770 01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:13,920 Come on, next! 771 01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:16,237 Move... Move! 772 01:15:18,527 --> 01:15:20,085 Give it to me! lt's my turn. 773 01:15:20,887 --> 01:15:23,481 Let me take a shot. Come on! 774 01:15:24,127 --> 01:15:26,721 - Hey! - Look, how lovely! 775 01:15:26,807 --> 01:15:28,638 Next one. 776 01:15:39,927 --> 01:15:43,044 l didn't do anything, l'm just looking for a girl. 777 01:15:43,127 --> 01:15:45,277 No, no. What are you doing? 778 01:15:46,767 --> 01:15:49,122 Stop! Stop it! 779 01:15:50,687 --> 01:15:54,236 - Now let's hear ''Long live the Queen''. - But l never met the woman! 780 01:15:54,327 --> 01:15:55,840 What? 781 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:59,078 What are you doing to him? Leave him alone! 782 01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:01,635 What the hell do you want? What are you looking for? 783 01:16:01,727 --> 01:16:03,399 This! 784 01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,483 Freeze, or l'll waste you! 785 01:16:07,567 --> 01:16:10,035 Sure, sure, long live the Queen. 786 01:16:10,647 --> 01:16:13,719 Stop! Halt! Halt! 787 01:16:13,807 --> 01:16:15,365 Halt! 788 01:16:15,447 --> 01:16:18,837 Come back here, l said! Stop! 789 01:16:26,727 --> 01:16:29,002 Two! Two! 790 01:16:29,087 --> 01:16:30,759 - Two! - Look what you've done. 791 01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:34,556 Your hands are all dirty. Come along home. Let's go. 792 01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:51,282 St. Patrick's church is down the road. We have to go that way. 793 01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:56,200 What are these kids up to now? 794 01:16:57,927 --> 01:17:01,237 Careful, there are mines all over! 795 01:17:06,367 --> 01:17:08,358 Shall we go there anyway? 796 01:17:57,487 --> 01:18:00,240 Over there... Over there... 797 01:18:01,127 --> 01:18:02,845 Over there... Over there... 798 01:18:04,007 --> 01:18:07,602 Down there... Go down there. 799 01:18:50,127 --> 01:18:52,243 lt's empty. 800 01:18:55,007 --> 01:18:57,237 The church is empty. 801 01:18:57,967 --> 01:18:59,958 lt rules no more... 802 01:19:00,567 --> 01:19:02,205 ... it condemns no longer... 803 01:19:02,967 --> 01:19:05,765 ... it means nothing anymore. 804 01:19:05,847 --> 01:19:09,283 lt's destroyed, finished. 805 01:19:10,687 --> 01:19:15,556 Everything burns, crumbles to bits, ends. 806 01:19:16,607 --> 01:19:21,556 Gone are the angels, the virgins... 807 01:19:22,247 --> 01:19:24,044 ... the saints. 808 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:31,397 lt's her...! 809 01:19:32,007 --> 01:19:34,077 Her...! Her...! 810 01:19:34,727 --> 01:19:36,399 Unfaithful... 811 01:19:36,487 --> 01:19:39,285 False... Liar... 812 01:20:13,927 --> 01:20:17,044 l know who you're looking for. 813 01:20:17,927 --> 01:20:19,645 She. 814 01:20:21,527 --> 01:20:24,246 Cursed among all women. 815 01:20:27,807 --> 01:20:31,083 But you're wasting your time. 816 01:20:33,127 --> 01:20:36,039 She betrayed me too, you know? 817 01:20:36,127 --> 01:20:40,643 And do you want to know with whom? 818 01:20:42,687 --> 01:20:44,996 With one of those... 819 01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:47,882 ... who crucified... 820 01:20:49,087 --> 01:20:51,078 ... Him. 821 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:53,678 With a Jew... 822 01:20:54,327 --> 01:20:56,318 With a Jew. 823 01:20:56,407 --> 01:20:59,080 With a Jew. With a Jew! 824 01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:02,125 With a Jew! With a Jew! 825 01:21:03,047 --> 01:21:07,563 She ran off with a Jew to the Holy Land! 826 01:21:07,647 --> 01:21:12,243 To the Holy Land! To the Holy Land! 827 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:30,117 Excuse me, do you know Cunegonda? 828 01:21:30,207 --> 01:21:31,799 Do you know this girl? 829 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,684 She's one of your comrades. lsn't she? 830 01:21:33,767 --> 01:21:36,201 Why are you tearing it down? Hey! 831 01:21:36,287 --> 01:21:38,198 Why are you tearing Cunegonda down? 832 01:21:38,287 --> 01:21:40,596 Do you know her, or don't you? Hey! 833 01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:46,725 Hey, hey! Do you know this girl? 834 01:21:46,807 --> 01:21:48,525 Do you know this girl? 835 01:21:48,607 --> 01:21:51,838 So won't you tell me where she is, my little blondie? 836 01:21:54,967 --> 01:21:56,525 Bye. 837 01:21:57,367 --> 01:21:59,244 Bye! 838 01:23:31,927 --> 01:23:35,203 No, wait... No! Wait! 839 01:23:35,767 --> 01:23:38,600 Hey, what's up with you? Are you crazy? 840 01:23:38,687 --> 01:23:43,158 Hey! What are you doing? Are you crazy? 841 01:23:45,127 --> 01:23:49,120 What kind of women are you? What do you want with me? 842 01:23:51,247 --> 01:23:54,080 l'm looking for Cunegonda! l don't know you! 843 01:23:55,407 --> 01:23:57,477 Hey! Hey! 844 01:23:58,927 --> 01:24:00,804 What are you doing? 845 01:24:01,807 --> 01:24:04,685 But that's my Cunegonda! 846 01:24:15,607 --> 01:24:17,757 Do you know Cunegonda? 847 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:22,604 Do you know her? 848 01:24:26,127 --> 01:24:28,038 Do you know her? 849 01:24:30,327 --> 01:24:32,204 She's Cunegonda. 850 01:24:35,327 --> 01:24:37,477 Can you tell me where she is? 851 01:24:37,567 --> 01:24:39,603 Do you know her? 852 01:24:41,447 --> 01:24:43,199 What about you? 853 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:46,643 Do you know her? Do you know this girl? 854 01:24:51,367 --> 01:24:53,039 Hey! 855 01:24:54,847 --> 01:24:57,998 - What do you want? - You know her alright, don't you? 856 01:24:58,087 --> 01:25:00,282 Come on, sweetie, tell your little Cacambo. 857 01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:01,686 Who? 858 01:25:01,767 --> 01:25:06,124 Cunegonda? Oh, l know her. 859 01:25:06,207 --> 01:25:12,760 Not only did she desert, she ran off with a dirty fedayin. 860 01:25:13,807 --> 01:25:16,275 And what happened to the other guy? 861 01:25:16,367 --> 01:25:19,757 What other guy? Rub my back. 862 01:25:19,847 --> 01:25:22,680 The Jew who brought her here. 863 01:25:23,447 --> 01:25:27,645 That guy...! That moaning moron. 864 01:25:27,727 --> 01:25:33,802 He just cries all day. Spends all day at the Wailing Wall. 865 01:30:31,647 --> 01:30:36,004 Now we lost all trace of her. Where do we go now? 866 01:30:41,927 --> 01:30:44,236 lt's up to you. We can go here... 867 01:30:44,327 --> 01:30:49,082 ... or there... or anywhere! Wherever you want! 868 01:32:20,407 --> 01:32:23,399 - What's all this stuff? - Nothing. 869 01:32:23,487 --> 01:32:25,045 Nothing. 870 01:32:25,127 --> 01:32:29,359 - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing... 871 01:32:30,927 --> 01:32:35,205 That's the apple of original sin, you can tell by the teeth marks. 872 01:32:35,287 --> 01:32:37,676 That's the left hand of the Law... 873 01:32:37,767 --> 01:32:40,520 ... and this is Cleopatra's double left breast. 874 01:32:40,607 --> 01:32:44,077 Over there that's Attila's right... no, left foot. 875 01:32:44,167 --> 01:32:49,002 That's the ear that doesn't hear, and the mouth that doesn't speak. 876 01:32:50,687 --> 01:32:52,518 Hi Wynne. 877 01:32:52,607 --> 01:32:56,156 All of this nothingness was created by us. 878 01:32:56,247 --> 01:33:00,035 We, the flower children, the non-violent youth of peace and love. 879 01:33:00,127 --> 01:33:04,279 Us. We made it all here, where our past ideals and old hopes came to die. 880 01:33:04,367 --> 01:33:09,760 All this useless stuff was created by us with our own hands. 881 01:33:11,047 --> 01:33:14,278 - Hey! - But what are all these things for? 882 01:33:15,207 --> 01:33:16,640 Nothing. 883 01:33:16,727 --> 01:33:19,366 We only make totally useless things. 884 01:33:19,447 --> 01:33:22,996 And since they're all useless, we don't care if we lose them. 885 01:33:23,687 --> 01:33:26,963 That's what the dervish says, too, our dervish. 886 01:33:27,047 --> 01:33:29,800 - But then, what do you make them for? - l told you. 887 01:33:29,887 --> 01:33:32,355 Because they're useless and we can throw them away. 888 01:33:32,447 --> 01:33:37,077 - And where do you throw them? - Well, in the river. 889 01:33:37,927 --> 01:33:42,603 - And what's that? - This? That's a dream machine. 890 01:33:42,687 --> 01:33:45,440 And you throw dreams in the river, too? 891 01:33:45,527 --> 01:33:49,645 No, no, only the machine. The dreams we keep. 892 01:33:49,727 --> 01:33:51,319 We need dreams. 893 01:33:51,407 --> 01:33:54,479 We need them not to get bored when we sleep. 894 01:33:54,567 --> 01:33:58,082 - The dervish says that too. - The dervish? 895 01:33:58,167 --> 01:34:03,446 - And who's this dervish? - Yeah, who's this dervish, huh? 896 01:34:03,527 --> 01:34:05,165 What? 897 01:34:05,247 --> 01:34:08,000 You don't know who the dervish is? 898 01:34:08,087 --> 01:34:10,647 He's a Lama, Lama, Lama... 899 01:34:10,727 --> 01:34:13,161 ... Yogi, Yogi, Yogi... 900 01:34:13,247 --> 01:34:15,966 ... Guru, Guru, Guru... 901 01:34:16,047 --> 01:34:19,198 ... Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. 902 01:34:21,447 --> 01:34:25,156 But if you don't know who the dervish is... 903 01:34:25,967 --> 01:34:29,755 - ... why are you here? - l came looking for a woman. 904 01:34:29,847 --> 01:34:33,317 - But l don't even know where. - lf you can't find her... 905 01:34:33,407 --> 01:34:37,036 ... ask the dervish. The dervish knows everything. 906 01:34:37,127 --> 01:34:39,277 Really? Where is he? 907 01:34:39,367 --> 01:34:42,006 See this wall of rock? 908 01:34:42,087 --> 01:34:46,365 Climb to the top, The dervish is on the other side. 909 01:34:47,287 --> 01:34:50,802 Come on! Let's go! Quick! Come on! 910 01:34:53,927 --> 01:34:57,317 Listen to me, young man, l'll be back, you know? 911 01:34:57,407 --> 01:35:01,002 Are you sure the dervish knows everything? 912 01:35:01,087 --> 01:35:03,920 Sure the dervish knows everything. 913 01:35:05,447 --> 01:35:07,403 - Only... - Only what? 914 01:35:08,807 --> 01:35:12,686 lt's just that he almost never gives an answer. 915 01:35:12,767 --> 01:35:16,840 Some say he became deaf... 916 01:35:16,927 --> 01:35:18,804 ... or mute... 917 01:35:21,287 --> 01:35:23,676 ... or that he died... 918 01:35:25,767 --> 01:35:30,363 - ... like God. - Come on! Come on! Quickly! 919 01:35:32,567 --> 01:35:35,240 Come on! Come on! 920 01:35:57,927 --> 01:36:00,441 Look, over there! 921 01:36:00,527 --> 01:36:02,882 Over there, can you see? 922 01:36:04,927 --> 01:36:08,761 - What are you laughing for? - l'd need a heart of stone... 923 01:36:08,847 --> 01:36:13,602 ... not to laugh at your bad luck! Look, it's her! 924 01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:18,996 Don't you see her? 925 01:36:20,007 --> 01:36:22,999 We've been looking for her for so long! 926 01:36:25,167 --> 01:36:26,919 Look! 927 01:36:53,607 --> 01:36:55,359 Cunegonda... 928 01:37:53,967 --> 01:37:58,643 Candide! Candide! 929 01:37:59,407 --> 01:38:04,162 My son! Candide! 930 01:38:04,247 --> 01:38:06,317 Wait! Wait! 931 01:38:06,407 --> 01:38:11,322 All's well, my son! All's well, my boy! 932 01:38:11,407 --> 01:38:13,523 Candide! 933 01:38:34,007 --> 01:38:35,804 Candide! 934 01:38:39,007 --> 01:38:40,486 Candide! 935 01:38:44,927 --> 01:38:46,440 Candide! 936 01:38:47,087 --> 01:38:49,043 Candide! 937 01:38:49,927 --> 01:38:51,679 Candide! 938 01:39:00,567 --> 01:39:02,956 - lt's up to you now! - Go, Candide. 939 01:39:03,047 --> 01:39:06,244 Go, Candide, go! 940 01:39:12,007 --> 01:39:14,475 - Go! Go! - Master... 941 01:39:14,567 --> 01:39:17,206 ... l'd like to ask why... 942 01:39:18,047 --> 01:39:22,006 ... such a strange animal as man was created. 943 01:39:22,887 --> 01:39:27,039 What do you care? lt's none of your business. 944 01:39:27,127 --> 01:39:31,564 - He spoke! - For the first time! That's the first time! 945 01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:35,718 He answered! He answered! 946 01:39:38,207 --> 01:39:40,198 Reverend Father... 947 01:39:41,167 --> 01:39:43,886 ... there's so much evil in this world. 948 01:39:48,167 --> 01:39:52,240 And what do you care about good and evil? 949 01:39:53,167 --> 01:40:00,005 Do you care about your lice's welfare when you scratch your scalp? 950 01:40:01,647 --> 01:40:05,196 So what's there left to do? 951 01:40:06,127 --> 01:40:09,324 Scratch yourself and shut up. 952 01:40:10,127 --> 01:40:16,600 Master, l truly hoped we could discuss causes... 953 01:40:16,687 --> 01:40:20,805 ... and their effects in the best of all poss... 954 01:41:38,647 --> 01:41:42,435 Why does youth vanish so soon... 955 01:41:42,527 --> 01:41:45,599 ... skin get wrinkled, beauty disappear? 956 01:41:47,127 --> 01:41:51,962 That's the great advantage ugliness has over beauty: 957 01:41:52,047 --> 01:41:53,878 lt's lasting. 958 01:41:53,967 --> 01:41:58,722 My feet, my poor little feet. 959 01:41:58,807 --> 01:42:03,881 lt feels like all l've done in my whole life is walk and walk. 960 01:42:03,967 --> 01:42:08,085 lt's not about the walking, but why. 961 01:42:08,167 --> 01:42:11,125 And it's irrelevant to know where we started... 962 01:42:11,207 --> 01:42:14,597 ... but rather, where we're heading. 963 01:42:14,687 --> 01:42:19,203 There's no question. We walk because we have feet... 964 01:42:19,287 --> 01:42:22,757 ... black or white, which are made to walk... 965 01:42:22,847 --> 01:42:26,635 ... and there's no question we go one way or the other. 966 01:42:26,727 --> 01:42:30,515 Therefore our natural direction is always the other... 967 01:42:30,607 --> 01:42:33,758 ... always the other, obviously. 968 01:42:33,847 --> 01:42:36,520 l may have told you, my son... 969 01:42:36,607 --> 01:42:39,280 ... in this world, which is the best of all possible worlds... 970 01:42:39,367 --> 01:42:43,838 ... everything was created for an end, the best of all possible ends. 971 01:42:43,927 --> 01:42:47,476 See those emblems floating in the river? They were thrown in there by young people. 972 01:42:47,567 --> 01:42:51,606 Therefore young people were created to throw emblems in the river. 973 01:42:51,687 --> 01:42:53,757 And why do they go that way instead of the other? 974 01:42:53,847 --> 01:42:55,360 Because of the current. 975 01:42:55,447 --> 01:43:00,316 So the current was created to pull them that way and not the other. 976 01:43:00,407 --> 01:43:05,765 Without the current, they would float back to the other bank... 977 01:43:05,847 --> 01:43:11,001 ... where young people would pick them up and throw them back in the river again. 978 01:43:11,087 --> 01:43:14,443 lt's fate, my son, you can't escape it. 979 01:43:32,447 --> 01:43:34,836 The spyglass... 980 01:43:40,567 --> 01:43:45,800 lt's my spyglass! lt's all mine! lt's all mine! 981 01:43:49,007 --> 01:43:52,556 Mine... lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! 982 01:43:52,647 --> 01:43:57,198 lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! 983 01:44:01,487 --> 01:44:03,284 lt's mine! 984 01:44:15,967 --> 01:44:17,446 No... 985 01:44:17,527 --> 01:44:19,358 No! 986 01:44:20,327 --> 01:44:22,079 Stop! 987 01:44:22,607 --> 01:44:24,882 Don't go that way! 988 01:44:26,647 --> 01:44:29,400 l've already been there! 989 01:44:29,487 --> 01:44:31,921 Stop! Don't go! 990 01:44:32,007 --> 01:44:35,363 You'll only get kicked in the bottom! 991 01:44:37,687 --> 01:44:39,643 Why can't he hear me? 992 01:44:40,367 --> 01:44:43,837 Kicked! You'll only get kicked! 993 01:44:45,767 --> 01:44:47,564 Only kicks! 994 01:44:53,127 --> 01:44:56,483 Let him go, Candide. Who cares? 995 01:44:56,567 --> 01:44:59,957 There's nothing you can do. He's just like you. 996 01:45:00,047 --> 01:45:03,756 He likes getting kicked. Let him go and get it. 997 01:45:03,847 --> 01:45:05,838 Like you did. 998 01:45:07,127 --> 01:45:10,005 Bye, bye, Candide. l know you well. 999 01:45:10,087 --> 01:45:12,555 Maybe l'm wrong. Who knows? 1000 01:45:12,647 --> 01:45:15,445 But l think you feel like starting all over again. 1001 01:45:15,527 --> 01:45:18,166 But this time, my friend, without me. 1002 01:45:18,847 --> 01:45:21,486 Good luck and lots of children! 1003 01:45:22,327 --> 01:45:26,445 l can already see a whole bunch of little Candides, just as happy as you are. 1004 01:45:26,527 --> 01:45:29,803 Goodbye, Candide! Goodbye! 76102

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