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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,711 LOOK, MOM. PUPPIES! 2 00:00:12,711 --> 00:00:15,718 CAN I HAVE ONE? 3 00:00:19,718 --> 00:00:21,793 SEE YA. 4 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:32,364 AW...CAN I KEEP HIM? 5 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:35,640 YES, LET'S TAKE HIM HOME. 6 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,310 GO AHEAD, YOU CAN PICK ONE OUT. 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,258 THANKS, DAD. 8 00:00:59,258 --> 00:01:00,726 I WANT THIS ONE. 9 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:01,861 NOW, YOU SURE, HONEY? 10 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,331 MAKE SURE YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. 11 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,669 I WILL. 12 00:01:10,669 --> 00:01:13,776 [PUPPIES WHIMPER] 13 00:01:17,776 --> 00:01:20,585 GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY. 14 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:01,964 [PUPPY WHIMPERS] 15 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:13,699 BEAT IT, FILTHY MUTT! 16 00:02:13,699 --> 00:02:15,534 GET OUT OF HERE! 17 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:18,708 [BARKS] 18 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:59,382 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE. 19 00:03:03,382 --> 00:03:05,784 [BARKS] 20 00:03:05,784 --> 00:03:07,653 OK, BIG FELLA. 21 00:03:07,653 --> 00:03:10,756 NICE AND EASY, NOW. 22 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:11,857 THERE HE GOES! 23 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:13,859 CALL FOR BACKUP NOW! 24 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:17,597 [CAR PEELS OUT] 25 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:19,032 THERE HE IS! GO! GO! GO! 26 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,800 Radio: CALLING ALL UNITS, 27 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,702 ALL UNITS CONVERGE ON THE CORNER 28 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:25,537 OF EUCLID AND ELM. 29 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:27,410 WE HAVE A 5-1-1 IN PROGRESS. 30 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:32,845 STOP THAT DOG! 31 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,813 I GOT YA! 32 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:36,050 LOOK OUT! 33 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,519 OH, MOMMY! 34 00:03:40,519 --> 00:03:41,053 GET BACK HERE! 35 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:43,798 HE'S UNDER THE TABLE! 36 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:55,701 HEY, STOP THAT DOG! 37 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,002 HEY, YOU! 38 00:03:58,002 --> 00:04:00,707 WATCH HIM! WATCH HIM! 39 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:04,713 HEY, HE GOT AWAY FROM US AGAIN! 40 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:10,851 [SIREN BLARES] 41 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:17,691 HEY, THERE HE IS! LET'S GET HIM! 42 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:19,492 Woman: OH, MY CLOTHES! 43 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,801 HE'S DESTROYING MY VINTAGE CLOTHES! 44 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:32,104 CUT HIM OFF! CUT HIM OFF! 45 00:04:32,104 --> 00:04:33,539 WHERE'S MY BACKUP? 46 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:37,711 I WANT EVERY AVAILABLE UNIT OUT HERE NOW! 47 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:41,582 EASY. RELAX. 48 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:44,650 [WHIMPERS] 49 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:46,091 GOOD JOB. 50 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:55,567 ONLY 2 MORE ISSUES TO GO. 51 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:02,935 MORNING, MOM. MORNING, DAD. 52 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,935 HI, HONEY. 53 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,673 HEY, SON. 54 00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:10,743 GOOD MORNING, HONEY. 55 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:11,544 CALVIN, TRASH GOES OUT THIS MORNING. 56 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:16,515 IT'S COVERED, DAD! [CELL PHONE RINGS] 57 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:17,016 FIGG, YEAH, MAN. 58 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,685 I'M RUNNING A COUPLE MINUTES LATE. 59 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,453 ADJUST MY SCHEDULE ACCORDINGLY. ALL RIGHT. 60 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:22,821 CALVIN! 61 00:05:22,821 --> 00:05:24,390 YO, LOU AND THRASH, WHAT'S UP? 62 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:25,791 DUDE, THANKS FOR HOOKING US UP 63 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,626 WITH THOSE MUDBUCKET TICKETS. 64 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,428 YEAH, THAT CONCERT ROCKED! 65 00:05:29,428 --> 00:05:31,830 LOU, DON'T FORGET THE LAWN CLIPPINGS, GUYS. 66 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:35,601 GOOD MORNING, MR. WHEELER. YOUR SON ROCKS. 67 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:38,940 YOU MUST BE, LIKE, REALLY PROUD. 68 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:44,745 ♪ MMM...COME ON ♪ 69 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:47,980 ♪ UNGH ♪ 70 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:52,484 YO. YO. YO. YO. YO. YO. YO. 71 00:05:52,484 --> 00:05:53,585 WHAT'S THE WORD, FIGG? 72 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:54,787 WELL, YOU'VE GOT A POP QUIZ COMING UP IN FIFTH PERIOD. 73 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,923 ALSO, THEY MAILED OUT THIRD QUARTER REPORT CARDS YESTERDAY, 74 00:05:57,923 --> 00:05:59,525 SO HEAD'S UP AT HOME. 75 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,526 GOT IT. 76 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,494 AND YOU STILL NEED A DATE FOR THE SPRING DANCE. 77 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,562 I COMPILED A DOSSIER FROM THE TOP CONTENDERS 78 00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:04,730 AND SCHEDULED INTERVIEWS FOR LUNCH PERIOD. 79 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:07,730 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 80 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:07,065 WHAT'S GOING ON? 81 00:06:07,065 --> 00:06:09,101 PRETTY SIMPLE DAY, YOU KNOW? 82 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:13,874 Figg: OK, GIRLS IF YOU'LL PLEASE BE SEATED. 83 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:17,576 I'M CAPTAIN OF THE CHEER SQUAD, 84 00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:20,212 A GREAT DANCER, OH, AND I LOOK SPECTACULAR 85 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:22,981 IN ALL SPRING COLORS. 86 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:26,452 YOU HAVE IMPRESSIVE QUALIFICATIONS, JULIE. 87 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,120 BUT I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU. 88 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,721 SURE, ANYTHING! 89 00:06:29,721 --> 00:06:32,691 WHAT IS THE NAME OF GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY? 90 00:06:32,691 --> 00:06:33,959 I'M SORRY? 91 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,662 GOTHAM MAN? PROTON COMICS? 92 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,933 CREATED BY ARTIST STEWART BICKFORD IN 1947-- 93 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,201 RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. 94 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,803 THE SUPERHERO. BUT WHY ARE YOU-- 95 00:06:44,803 --> 00:06:45,771 LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. 96 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:49,174 DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF HIS ARCH-ENEMY OR NOT? 97 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:51,643 SURE! IT'S... I THINK... 98 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:54,647 CHARLIE. 99 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:59,084 THANKS, JULIE. WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. NEXT! 100 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:01,720 WAIT! FRANK? 101 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,623 JIM? TIM? EUGENE? 102 00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:07,693 CAN'T THIS BE MULTIPLE CHOICE OR SOMETHING? 103 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,461 OK, NEXT! 104 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,229 SUPPORT THE LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER. 105 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,798 THE SHELTER IS IN DESPERATE NEED 106 00:07:12,798 --> 00:07:14,633 OF RENOVATIONS AND VOLUNTEERS. 107 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:15,734 PLEASE, TAKE A FLYER. 108 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:17,937 OH, EMILY! SURE, I'LL TAKE ONE. 109 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:19,905 OK, LOOK. 110 00:07:19,905 --> 00:07:21,673 FIGG, THIS IS THE LIST OF COMICS 111 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,842 I NEED YOU TO PICK UP FOR ME. OK? 112 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:24,810 Figg: OK. 113 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,845 THANKS LOADS, CALVIN. 114 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:28,714 OH, AND THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION. 115 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:33,920 GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY HAS NO NAME. 116 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,192 Emily: PLEASE SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTER! 117 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:41,059 HI, THERE. 118 00:07:41,059 --> 00:07:43,295 I'M SORRY, EMILY. 119 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:45,564 YOU KNOW HOW SHORT WE ARE IN FUNDING. 120 00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:46,565 WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE SPACE. 121 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:50,135 PLEASE, MR. DUDLEY, JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME! 122 00:07:50,135 --> 00:07:52,671 I KNOW THAT I CAN FIND TYCHO A HOME! 123 00:07:52,671 --> 00:07:55,607 HI, THERE, BUDDY. HEY, TYCHO. 124 00:07:55,607 --> 00:07:58,877 TYCHO? EMILY, WE TALKED ABOUT NAMING THE ANIMALS. 125 00:07:58,877 --> 00:08:01,313 IT JUST MAKES IT HARDER WHEN... 126 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,215 THINGS DON'T WORK OUT. 127 00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:05,617 BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HIM, 128 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,119 TRAINING HIM. 129 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,955 HE'S REALLY VERY SWEET. 130 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:14,226 AND...I TAUGHT HIM A TRICK. 131 00:08:14,226 --> 00:08:16,228 HEY! HEY! 132 00:08:16,228 --> 00:08:20,333 UM, NO, STOP IT. 133 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,769 UM, THAT WASN'T THE TRICK. 134 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:26,204 EMILY, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN 135 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:30,576 WE CAN'T SAVE 'EM ALL. 136 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:33,078 IT'S OK, TYCHO. 137 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:37,685 WE'LL FIND YOU A HOME. I PROMISE. 138 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,986 Calvin: YOU KNOW, IT'S MY DREAM 139 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:43,121 TO GET GOTHAM MAN #1. 140 00:08:43,121 --> 00:08:43,121 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, 141 00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:44,990 THE DARK DRAGON CHRONICLES 142 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:47,693 REPRESENTS THE PINNACLE OF THE GOTHAM MAN LEGACY. 143 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,729 BUT I MEAN, THE ORIGINAL GOTHAM MAN, 144 00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:51,597 HE'S, LIKE-- 145 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,666 HEY, CALVIN! POP-A-WHEELER! 146 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:58,338 WE NEED TO TALK, MAN. 147 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,239 HEY, MAMA. 148 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:02,808 HEY, SWEETIE. 149 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,776 DON'T MIND IF WE USE THIS SPACE A LITTLE BIT, DO YOU? 150 00:09:04,776 --> 00:09:06,244 NO, YOU GO AHEAD, BABY. 151 00:09:06,244 --> 00:09:08,914 CALVIN, HAVE A SEAT. 152 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:12,718 OK. SEAT? THAT AIN'T GONNA HURT. 153 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,586 LISTEN, MAN. 154 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,288 TONIGHT IS THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON. 155 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:18,724 WE WIN THIS GAME, WE CLINCH REGIONALS. 156 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,126 YOU GUYS ARE 6 1/2 POINT FAVORITES. 157 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:22,094 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 158 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,729 WESTLAKE SOMEHOW GOT A HOLD OF OUR PLAYBOOK, 159 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,104 AND THEY'RE GONNA KNOW ALL OF OUR SCHEMES. 160 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,272 YOU KNOW WHAT? 161 00:09:34,272 --> 00:09:37,676 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. 162 00:09:37,676 --> 00:09:41,713 HEY, WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST US? 163 00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:43,715 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULDN'T JUST DO IT 164 00:09:43,715 --> 00:09:45,784 IN THE NAME OF GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP? 165 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:48,086 YOU KNOW, SCHOOL SPIRIT? 166 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:49,022 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, CALVIN. 167 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,957 OK, GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 168 00:09:51,957 --> 00:09:53,825 COME ON, FIGG. 169 00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:56,700 HOOK ME UP, MAN. 170 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,534 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! 171 00:10:02,534 --> 00:10:03,969 THE GAME STARTS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS! 172 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:07,172 I'M THINKING GOTHAM MAN NUMBER 43. 173 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,875 TRADE. 174 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,076 BUT HOW AND WHO? 175 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:14,746 YOU KNOW, UM, SIMON GIMPLE? 176 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:16,214 SURE, HE GOES TO WESTLAKE. 177 00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:22,122 YEAH, HE'S ALSO THE BASKETBALL TEAM EQUIPMENT MANAGER. 178 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:26,992 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 179 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:29,836 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 180 00:10:37,836 --> 00:10:38,770 HELLO? 181 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,806 SO, HOW'S THE PIZZA, SIMON? 182 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,207 CALVIN? WHERE ARE YOU? 183 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,409 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 184 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:46,344 DID YOU BRING IT? 185 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:48,847 UM... 186 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:52,350 Announcer: AND NOW, TO AMAZE, EXCITE, AND INSPIRE, 187 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,820 THE BEDFORD HIGH PRE-GAME PREP COMMITTEE 188 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,856 IS PROUD TO PRESENT PRESTON PRICE 189 00:10:57,856 --> 00:11:02,828 AND HIS WONDER DOG JACQUES! 190 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,863 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 191 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:07,165 IT IS OUR HOPE THAT JACQUES' RIVETING PERFORMANCE 192 00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:12,971 WILL INSPIRE YOU ALL TO BE CHAMPIONS. 193 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:15,971 OK. OK. 194 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:15,375 Man: DO IT! 195 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:21,513 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 196 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:24,783 COULD YOU GUYS STEP AWAY FROM JACQUES, PLEASE? 197 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:27,285 HOP UP! 198 00:11:27,285 --> 00:11:30,522 AH, GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. 199 00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:35,393 OH, ISN'T THAT LITTLE DOG CUTE?! 200 00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,829 CALVIN, WE NEED THAT BOOK. 201 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:39,531 I BROUGHT IT, BUT, UH-- 202 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:42,100 SIMON, COME ON, MAN, WE HAD A DEAL. OK? 203 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,103 NOW SLIP IT IN ONE OF THE NEWSPAPERS 204 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:49,546 IN THE RACK, BY THE DOOR. YEAH. 205 00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:56,948 LOOK, CALVIN, YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA 206 00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:58,917 GET ME SOMETHING COOL FOR THIS. 207 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,052 SOMETHING HI-TECH. 208 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:03,255 MAN, YOU'RE HOLDING IT. 209 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:07,092 THAT CELL PHONE IS A RANYO SCH-600, MAN. 210 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:08,827 THAT CELL PHONE DOESN'T EVEN 211 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:13,131 COME OUT IN THE U.S. UNTIL NEXT YEAR. ENJOY. 212 00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:15,100 I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN. 213 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,538 I FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR OR SOMETHING. 214 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,974 CALVIN? HELLO? 215 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:25,243 ARE YOU THERE? HELLO? 216 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:28,213 CALVIN, ARE YOU THERE? HELLO? 217 00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:30,949 GOOD BOY. GOD BOY. LET'S SKATEBOARD. 218 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:33,083 GOOD BOY. 219 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,420 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 220 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,588 [CROWD YAWNS] 221 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:37,422 THANK YOU. 222 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:40,425 JACQUES AND I THANK YOU. 223 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:43,094 IF JACQUES AND I DIDN'T FIRE UP THIS TEAM, 224 00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,432 NOTHING WILL. 225 00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:50,005 [CROWD CHEERS AND BAND PLAYS] 226 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,209 YO, FIGG! 227 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,581 COME HERE! 228 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,549 WHERE'S CALVIN AT, MAN? 229 00:13:04,549 --> 00:13:05,350 WE'RE GONNA GET CRUSHED OUT THERE! 230 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,318 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS. HE'LL BE HERE. 231 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:10,022 THIS IS JUST LIKE ISSUE 511 OF GOTHAM MAN. 232 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:11,022 All: WHAT?! 233 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:12,991 WHERE THE NAMELESS ONE STOLE THE BLUEPRINTS 234 00:13:12,991 --> 00:13:15,059 FROM THE GOTHAM CAVE. 235 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,195 FIGG, IF WE LOSE THIS GAME, 236 00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,296 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE 237 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:21,333 TO TAKE OUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON, ARE YOU FEELIN' ME? 238 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,902 All: WILDCATS! 239 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:27,113 GO, WILDCATS! 240 00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:36,248 YO, FIGG! 241 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,053 OH, CALVIN. 242 00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:46,559 YO, THIS SHOULD EVEN THINGS UP A LITTLE. 243 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,527 HA HA! THE WESTLAKE PLAYBOOK! 244 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,527 YES! 245 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,495 YEAH! 246 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,930 CALVIN, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PULLED THIS OFF. 247 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,900 RICH, PLEASE, PAY THE MAN. 248 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,139 GRR! HA! 249 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:04,109 GOTHAM MAN. ISSUE #2. 250 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:04,109 All: OOH. 251 00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:07,512 WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS THING, GUYS. 252 00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:08,513 THIS IS PROMISED LAND TIME, 253 00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,614 AND I'M TAKIN' US THERE, Y'ALL! 254 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,116 COME ON! LET'S DO THIS! 255 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,957 LET'S GO! 256 00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:23,663 WHOO! YEAH, BABY! GAME TIME, BABY! YEAH! 257 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,698 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 258 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,967 IT'S ME AND JACQUES. 259 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:34,706 OUR CHAMPIONSHIP SPIRIT IS, LIKE, TOTALLY CONTAGIOUS. 260 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,641 ♪ DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF TO BE A CHAMPION? ♪ 261 00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,276 ♪ GOTTA FEEL THE LIFE, GOTTA FEEL THE THUNDER ♪ 262 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,146 ♪ DEAL WITH ANGUISH, ANGER, REACH DOWN IN YOURSELF ♪ 263 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,181 ♪ HIS PLAYING'S NO STRANGER, YOU CAN TELL ♪ 264 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,083 ♪ MOMENTS AND OPPONENTS ARE BROKEN DOWN ♪ 265 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,584 ♪ YOU NEED A BRAVE HEART, GOTTA PLAY ON ♪ 266 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:48,954 ♪ WITH POWER, SKILL, AND GRACE ♪ 267 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,157 ♪ WE WILL DISGRACE ANYONE WHO STEPS IN MY FACE ♪ 268 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,458 ♪ NOW I'M GONNA PRESS YOU ♪ 269 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,294 ♪ WE'RE THE NEW SCHOOL, TAKE A DOUBLE SCOOP ♪ 270 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:57,462 ♪ SO WE'RE TAKING ON ALL WE WANT ♪ 271 00:14:57,462 --> 00:15:01,733 ♪ AND WE'VE BEEN LEARNIN' AND REHEARSIN' FOR A REASON ♪ 272 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,401 ♪ GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS? ♪ 273 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:06,104 ♪ I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BURN IT ALL THE WAY ♪ 274 00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:07,439 ♪ GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS? ♪ 275 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:12,484 ♪ I DO WHAT WE WANT, AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY ♪ 276 00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,452 WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK 277 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,021 THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY OF BEDFORD JUNIOR HIGH 278 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,623 WHO CAME OUT HERE FOR THIS SEASON 279 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:26,658 TO SUPPORT US. 280 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,294 COME ON, Y'ALL. 281 00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:31,529 BUT WE COULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS 282 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,365 WITHOUT THE HELP OF A VERY, 283 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,632 VERY SPECIAL FAN. 284 00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,701 WE ARE DEDICATING THIS ONE TO HIM. 285 00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,069 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 286 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:39,504 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 287 00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:41,072 IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY. 288 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:41,072 IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO. 289 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,595 CALVIN WHEELER! GIVE IT UP, Y'ALL! 290 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,666 HEY, MOM. HI, DAD. 291 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,668 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 292 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,404 DID SOMEBODY DIE? 293 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:16,741 MM-HMM. MR. GRADE POINT AVERAGE. 294 00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:20,312 MY GRADE POINT AVERAGE? HMM? 295 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,181 NO WAY, THAT CANNOT BE MINE. 296 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,116 I AM PASSING EVERY CLASS. 297 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,751 NO, YOU ARE BARELY PASSING EVERY CLASS. 298 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,453 YOU'RE DOING JUST ENOUGH TO GET BY. 299 00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:30,188 AND NOT JUST AT SCHOOL. 300 00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,558 TAKE THE GARBAGE, FOR EXAMPLE. 301 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:34,526 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 302 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,728 DID LOU AND THRASH FORGET THE LAWN TRIMMINGS? 303 00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:39,497 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA TALK TO THEM. 304 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,799 YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, CALVIN. 305 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,634 WE ASKED YOU TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT. 306 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,803 ALL YOUR TEACHERS SAY YOU'RE BRIGHT AND POPULAR, 307 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:45,971 BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, CALVIN! 308 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,474 LOOK, WE WANT YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE, HAVE A REAL FUTURE, 309 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:50,375 BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN 310 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:54,790 IF YOU KEEP TAKING EVERY SHORTCUT YOU CAN. 311 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:10,770 ISSUE #2 DOWN, ISSUE #1 TO GO. 312 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,578 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 313 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,612 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 314 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,416 WHAT'S UP, FIGG? 315 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,487 FIGG? FIGG, YOU OK? 316 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:39,709 NONG'S COMICS. MAIN STREET GO! 317 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,845 THAT... 318 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,881 THAT CAN'T BE WHAT I THINK IT IS. 319 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,750 1947. GOTHAM MAN. 320 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,353 NUMERO UNO. 321 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,623 EDITION ONE. 322 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,623 [SPRAYING] 323 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,424 BUT... 324 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:16,261 THERE'S ONLY 8 KNOWN COPIES 325 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,264 IN EXISTENCE. 326 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,702 LOOK AT THE PRICE, CALVIN. 327 00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:26,407 $3,000? 328 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:30,175 THERE'S NO WAY. 329 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:35,847 YOUR CURRENT NET WORTH IS $144.63. 330 00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:38,750 SO, THAT MEANS I'LL NEED TO RAISE... 331 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:42,453 LESS 3,000. 332 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,656 $2,855.37. 333 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:48,326 NOT INCLUDING TAX. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 334 00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:49,661 IT'S WHAT? 335 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,598 WHAT DO WE SAY ABOUT "THE IMPOSSIBLE?" 336 00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:55,700 OK. OK. 337 00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:01,474 EXPECT...THE IMPOSSIBLE! 338 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:06,749 FIGG! GET DOWN! 339 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,850 ALL RIGHT. 340 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,985 CAREFUL. 341 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,487 NOT THERE, YOU DUFUS. 342 00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:18,523 JACQUES AND I NEED A FULL 100 FEET 343 00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,458 FOR OUR TRAINING. 344 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,359 [DOG BARKS] 345 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,728 JACQUES! [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 346 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:26,764 AAH! 347 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,600 GET AWAY FROM JACQUES! 348 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,567 [GROANING] 349 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:30,902 OH, JACQUES, MY PRECIOUS. 350 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:34,706 DID THAT BAD, BAD BOY HURT YOU? 351 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,342 ARE YOU CRAZY? 352 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,844 THAT LITTLE RAT OF YOURS ATTACKED ME. 353 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,646 THIS...RAT... 354 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,516 HAPPENS TO BE JEAN JACQUES ST. GERMAINE DE DUPREE. 355 00:19:45,516 --> 00:19:48,453 HE'S AN AWARD-WINNING PURE-BRED TERRIER. 356 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,722 WE'VE WON ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S 357 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,691 TOP DOG INVITATIONAL 2 YEARS IN A ROW. 358 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,426 CONGRATULATIONS. 359 00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,762 IF I EVER DECIDE TO GIVE A FLYING WHOOP, 360 00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,597 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 361 00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:03,301 YEAH? WELL, WHOOP ON THIS. 362 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,005 FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000. 363 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,606 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? 364 00:20:08,606 --> 00:20:09,641 $5,000. 365 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,876 WE DEFEND OUR TITLE IN 2 WEEKS 366 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,345 AT THE BEDFORD CIVIC CENTER. 367 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,714 ACCORDING TO THE ROYAL HOUND TOP DOG RULE BOOK, 368 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,983 THEIR INVITATIONAL FINALS IS HELD ONCE A YEAR. 369 00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,518 IN ORDER TO QUALIFY, 370 00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:21,519 YOU HAVE TO PLACE FIRST 371 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,720 IN AT LEAST ONE REGULAR SEASON 372 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,021 TOP DOG EVENT. 373 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:26,924 WIN ONE EVENT TO QUALIFY? NO PROBLEM. 374 00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:29,329 Woman: SHH. 375 00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:32,897 THAT GETS YOU AN AUTOMATIC INVITATION 376 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,499 TO THE TOP DOG FINALS. 377 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,767 IT'S A FREESTYLE EVENT 378 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,669 JUDGED ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 100. 379 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,337 THE OWNER OF THE DOG MUST PERFORM 380 00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,705 A 90-SECOND ROUTINE. 381 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,340 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 382 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,508 TRICKS, ACROBATICS, 383 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:44,709 WHATEVER WILL IMPRESS THE JUDGES. 384 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,779 SOUNDS LIKE EASY MONEY. HA HA HA! 385 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:48,780 Woman: SHH! 386 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:52,750 YEAH, EXCEPT THE TOP DOG SEASON IS ALMOST OVER, 387 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,085 AND WE HAPPEN TO BE MISSING 388 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,020 SOMETHING KIND OF IMPORTANT. 389 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,856 LIKE WHAT? 390 00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:02,594 Woman: SHH! 391 00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:06,799 A DOG. 392 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,767 THIS ONE'S 850. 393 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:12,069 850? 394 00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:12,069 DOLLARS?! 395 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,940 CALVIN, THESE ARE REAL, PURE-BRED DOGS. 396 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,742 THEY COST REAL MONEY. 397 00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:21,782 YEAH, YEAH, WE NEED ONE WE CAN GET REAL CHEAP. 398 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:25,017 WHAT'S THIS SAY? 399 00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:29,497 CENTRAL CITY ANIMAL SHELTER? 400 00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:40,998 HELLO, THERE. 401 00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:42,367 SUGAR WOOGAR. 402 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,968 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 403 00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,945 HELLO. HELLO, LITTLE BUDDY. 404 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,046 CALVIN? 405 00:21:55,046 --> 00:21:58,453 OH, HEY, EMILY. 406 00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,122 SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK? 407 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:07,725 HOW DOES WHAT WORK, EXACTLY? 408 00:22:07,725 --> 00:22:09,059 YOU KNOW! 409 00:22:09,059 --> 00:22:12,965 ME, YOU KNOW, GETTING A DOG. 410 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,400 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 411 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,968 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD MY PUPPY 412 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,703 WHEN I BROUGHT HIM IN FOR SHOW AND TELL 413 00:22:18,703 --> 00:22:20,070 IN THE THIRD GRADE. 414 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,707 YOU REMEMBER THAT? 415 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:24,475 YOU SAID THAT ANIMALS WERE DIRTY. 416 00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:25,543 YOU REMEMBER THAT? 417 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,912 CALVIN, I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS! 418 00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:28,746 YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING 419 00:22:28,746 --> 00:22:31,115 UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU. 420 00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:32,817 YOU KNOW WHAT? 421 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:35,153 I THOUGHT MAYBE ADOPTING A DOG 422 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,087 WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME, 423 00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:38,022 HELP ME TURN OVER A NEW LEAF. 424 00:22:39,022 --> 00:22:42,495 MAYBE I CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE. 425 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:46,097 CALVIN, WAIT. 426 00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:50,135 UM, THERE IS ONE DOG. 427 00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:52,570 WHAT IS THAT THING? 428 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,075 I NAMED HIM TYCHO. 429 00:22:58,075 --> 00:23:01,479 AW, HE LIKES YOU. 430 00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:03,816 AW, GOOD BOY, TYCHO. 431 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,550 OK. LOOK. OK. 432 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,619 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, 433 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:12,559 100% SURE THIS IS THE ONLY DOG AVAILABLE? 434 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,526 AAH! 435 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,761 TYCHO! NO! 436 00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:19,063 GIVE ME THE SHIRT! GIVE ME! 437 00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:21,632 TYCHO, WILL YOU LET GO OF HIS SHIRT? 438 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,632 PLEASE, TYCHO. 439 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,202 GIVE ME THE SHIRT. 440 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,703 OHH! 441 00:23:25,703 --> 00:23:27,738 HE LOVES TO PLAY TUG-OF-WAR. 442 00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:31,679 TAKE HIM OR LEAVE HIM. 443 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:36,681 OH, AND DO ME A FAVOR. 444 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:40,818 DON'T BUY ANY ROYAL HOUND BRAND DOG FOOD 445 00:23:40,818 --> 00:23:43,087 OR ANY OF THEIR PRODUCTS. 446 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:45,656 THEY SPONSOR THESE HORRIBLE DOG SHOWS 447 00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:47,792 AND I CAN'T STAND SEEING ANIMALS EXPLOITED. 448 00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:51,796 OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. HEH. ME, NEITHER. 449 00:23:51,796 --> 00:23:52,931 OK, UM... 450 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,634 ALL YOU NEED IS A SIGNATURE FROM A PARENT OR GUARDIAN. 451 00:23:56,634 --> 00:24:01,138 THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM, IS IT? 452 00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:05,716 NO, UH...OF COURSE NOT. 453 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,752 PROMISE YOU WILL WORK HARDER NEXT SEMESTER? 454 00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,654 I MEAN IT THIS TIME, CALVIN. NO SHORTCUTS. 455 00:24:16,654 --> 00:24:19,724 I'LL BRING UP MY MARKS, I PROMISE, OK? 456 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:23,094 OK. NOW DON'T FORGET. SIGN HERE... 457 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:24,662 [YAWNING] 458 00:24:24,662 --> 00:24:26,764 AND RIGHT DOWN THERE. 459 00:24:26,764 --> 00:24:27,665 HERE? 460 00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:29,568 OK. 461 00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,739 THANK YOU, MOM. 462 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:35,840 [SLURPING] 463 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,707 [GROANING] 464 00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:38,676 ECCH! 465 00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:41,779 OK, OK. SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 466 00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:43,781 YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, ABOUT GERMS? 467 00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:44,016 NO, ACTUALLY HE SHOULD. 468 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,752 A DOG'S MOUTH IS CLEANER THAN A HUMAN'S. 469 00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:49,220 [TYCHO DRINKING FROM TOILET] 470 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:53,858 I FIND THAT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE. 471 00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:55,593 TYCHO! 472 00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:56,961 COME HERE, BOY. 473 00:24:56,961 --> 00:24:58,596 COME HERE. TCH TCH! 474 00:24:58,596 --> 00:25:03,801 OK, NOW THIS IS MY HOME NUMBER. 475 00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:04,669 OK. 476 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,771 GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 477 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,240 AND I'LL BE COMING BY YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT 10 DAYS. 478 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,641 REALLY? 479 00:25:10,641 --> 00:25:13,077 YEAH. IT'S A STANDARD POST-ADOPTION INTERVIEW. 480 00:25:13,077 --> 00:25:15,846 JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE FIT AS AN OWNER. 481 00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:16,681 COOL. 482 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,649 COME ON, BUDDY. COME ON. 483 00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:21,852 CALVIN, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DOG NOW. 484 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:23,621 YOU DO REALIZE THAT? 485 00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,723 HEY, NO PROBLEM. 486 00:25:25,723 --> 00:25:26,857 [WOOF WOOF] 487 00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:28,859 OOH! 488 00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:29,927 [SIGHS] 489 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:31,931 OK, LET'S GO. 490 00:25:33,931 --> 00:25:36,834 ALL RIGHT. GIDDY-UP! 491 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,903 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 492 00:25:38,903 --> 00:25:40,871 I'M NOT GONNA PULL YOU, OK? 493 00:25:40,871 --> 00:25:42,007 YOU ARE GONNA PULL ME, OK? 494 00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:44,775 OK. LET'S GO. 495 00:25:44,775 --> 00:25:46,979 [ARF ARF] 496 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,979 [WOOF] 497 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,947 WHOA! 498 00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:51,115 ♪ WHO WANTS SOME FUN? ♪ 499 00:25:51,115 --> 00:25:52,283 ♪ BREAK OUT THE FUN ♪ 500 00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:54,185 ♪ WHO WANTS SOME FUN? ♪ 501 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,420 ♪ BREAK OUT THE FUN ♪ 502 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,088 ♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪ 503 00:25:58,088 --> 00:26:03,696 ♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP AND KEEP IT BOLD? ♪ 504 00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:08,633 WHOA! 505 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:09,736 UNH! 506 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:12,003 TYCHO! SIT! 507 00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:16,273 TYCHO! 508 00:26:16,273 --> 00:26:17,375 TYCHO! 509 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,576 WHOA! 510 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,678 ♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH? ♪ 511 00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:24,982 ♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪ 512 00:26:24,982 --> 00:26:27,852 TYCHO! 513 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,153 THIS IS GETTIN' RIDICULOUS! 514 00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:31,856 YOU STAY RIGHT THERE! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 515 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,924 DON'T YOU MOVE. 516 00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:36,227 OK, HURRY UP. 517 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:36,227 WHOA! 518 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:38,729 ♪ WE HAVE TO SHOW THAT WE CAN ♪ 519 00:26:38,729 --> 00:26:42,733 ♪ RUN AND JUMP AND HOP AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪ 520 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:43,934 WHOA! 521 00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:50,808 ♪ CAN WE RUN AND JUMP AND HOP AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH? ♪ 522 00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,109 ♪ KEEP IT BOLD, KEEP IT BOLD ♪ 523 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:54,211 WHOA! OH--OH! 524 00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:56,915 [WHIMPERS] 525 00:26:57,915 --> 00:27:00,351 WHERE'D TYCHO GO? OHH! 526 00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:02,853 TYCHO? 527 00:27:02,853 --> 00:27:05,890 OHH! 528 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,725 OH HO! 529 00:27:07,725 --> 00:27:10,761 YEAH! CAUGHT YA! HA HA HA HA! 530 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,030 ME AND YOU GOTTA HAVE A TALK. 531 00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:14,765 WHOA! NO! STOP! WHOA! 532 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,701 LOOK OUT! 533 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:17,636 DO YOU HEAR ME? BAD DOG! 534 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:22,840 NO, NO! NOT THE HILL, PLEASE! NOT THE HILL! 535 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,844 TYCHO! TYCHO! GET BACK HERE! 536 00:27:26,844 --> 00:27:31,315 STOP! STOP, TYCHO! STOP! I'M LOSIN' MY GRIP! 537 00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:34,351 TYCHO! 538 00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:38,055 OH, TYCHO! AAH! 539 00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:41,859 AAH! NO! 540 00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:46,465 AAH! 541 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:48,399 [WOOF] 542 00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:50,367 [WHIMPERS] 543 00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:52,336 [COUGHING] 544 00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:54,074 [WOOF] 545 00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:58,175 [WOOF] 546 00:27:58,175 --> 00:28:01,846 OH, TYCHO! 547 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,482 COME ON, MAN. IT'S JUST FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 548 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,883 I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN. 549 00:28:05,883 --> 00:28:07,184 LOOK, MAN, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE. 550 00:28:07,184 --> 00:28:09,820 WHY CAN'T HE JUST STAY WITH YOU? 551 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:10,788 ARE YOU CRAZY? 552 00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:12,356 MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A GOLDFISH. 553 00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:16,227 LOOK, MAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN, 554 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,896 WHEN HE HAD TO TAME THOSE WILD STAMPEDING BUFFALO MUTANTS? 555 00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:22,334 YEAH, BUT GOTHAM MAN HAS, LIKE, SUPER POWERS. 556 00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,538 SO DO YOU. 557 00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,940 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. 558 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:33,844 CALVIN. CALVIN, YOU CAN'T BE SE-- 559 00:28:33,844 --> 00:28:36,882 [WOOF WOOF] 560 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,558 [KNOCK ON WINDOW] 561 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,426 HEY, MAN, YOU OK? 562 00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:50,528 7 POUNDS. 563 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,530 THAT'S THE WEIGHT LIMIT ALLOWED FOR PETS 564 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:55,900 AT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX. 7 POUNDS. 565 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,935 COME ON, FIGG, MAN, I WAS COUNTING ON YOU. 566 00:28:57,935 --> 00:29:00,204 ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN. REMEMBER? 567 00:29:00,204 --> 00:29:03,974 GOTHAM MAN'S LANDLORD NEVER THREATENED TO EVICT HIM. 568 00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:05,176 [WOOF WOOF] 569 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:09,480 TYCHO'S, LIKE, 24 TIMES OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT. 570 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,249 RIGHT. LET'S JUST GET HIM IN HERE. 571 00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,249 [WOOF] 572 00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,451 SHH! SHH! SHH! 573 00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:16,086 GO! GO. 574 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:20,591 [SCOFFS] LATER, MAN. 575 00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:22,829 LATER. 576 00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:25,496 HEY! 577 00:29:25,496 --> 00:29:26,230 HEY, HEY, HEY. 578 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:28,566 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUDDY? 579 00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,601 YOU ARE A GUEST IN MY HOME. 580 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:31,535 [WOOF WOOF] 581 00:29:31,535 --> 00:29:33,137 HEY, HEY, HEY. SHH! SHH! 582 00:29:33,137 --> 00:29:33,137 CONTROL YOURSELF. 583 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,940 OK, LOOK. YOU SLEEP HERE. OK? 584 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:36,007 [WOOF] 585 00:29:37,007 --> 00:29:38,976 HEY! HEY. 586 00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:40,411 YOU--OK, COME ON. 587 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,946 GET ON. 588 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,347 [WOOF] 589 00:29:43,347 --> 00:29:44,448 ALL RIGHT. SHH! 590 00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:45,449 QUIET. OK? 591 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:46,283 [WHIMPERS] 592 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,384 THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. 593 00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:49,620 YOU JUST SLEEP-- YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU? 594 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:50,621 GO LIKE THIS. 595 00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:53,191 GO JUST LIKE THIS. 596 00:29:54,191 --> 00:29:57,896 [WHIMPERS] 597 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:00,898 SAY, YOU'RE SLICK. YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 598 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:02,867 FINALLY! 599 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:06,370 OK? SEE? SLEEP TIME. 600 00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:08,076 GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. 601 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:15,579 OH! HEY. HEY, HEY. 602 00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:17,283 HEY. 603 00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,552 [GRRR] 604 00:30:21,552 --> 00:30:24,660 [SNORING] 605 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,934 [SNORING] 606 00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:40,104 HEY, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OK? 607 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:40,104 HUH? 608 00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:41,706 HEARD YOU SNORING LAST NIGHT. 609 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:44,541 IT SOUNDED AWFUL. ARE YOU GETTING A COLD? 610 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:48,512 UH...UH, YEAH. [FAKES COUGHING] 611 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:51,382 I'M COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 'CHOO! 612 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:52,249 EXCUSE ME. 613 00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:53,450 AND ONE MORE THING, CALVIN. 614 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:57,056 YOU'RE A GROWING BOY. YOU REALLY NEED TO SHOWER EVERY DAY. 615 00:30:59,056 --> 00:31:01,492 [SNIFFING] 616 00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:03,294 OK. THERE'S ONLY ONE SANCTIONED EVENT LEFT 617 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,162 IN THE TOP DOG REGULAR SEASON CIRCUIT. 618 00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:09,600 IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE TO GET AN INVITATION TO THE TOP DOG FINALS. 619 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,634 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN IT. 620 00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,269 "OWNERS MUST LEAD THEIR DOGS 621 00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:13,103 "THROUGH A SERIES 622 00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:14,271 "OF RAMPS, TUNNELS, AND WATER HAZARDS. 623 00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:19,644 TIME PENALTIES WILL BE ASSESSED FOR EACH MISSED OBSTACLE." 624 00:31:20,644 --> 00:31:22,680 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 625 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,815 [GRRR] 626 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:27,418 WELL, WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE COMPETING IN THE DOG SHOW 627 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,453 WITH JEAN JACQUESQUISE, 628 00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,021 ANCIENT DOO DOO, I DECIDED TO PUT MY DOG IN THERE. 629 00:31:32,021 --> 00:31:33,089 [GRRR] 630 00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:33,089 [WHIMPERS] 631 00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,092 YOU MAY BE A BIG DEAL AT SCHOOL, 632 00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:38,329 BUT DOG SHOWS ARE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. 633 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:39,663 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 634 00:31:39,663 --> 00:31:41,332 I WILL DESTROY YOU. 635 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,634 CHILL, PRESTON. LOOK, MAN, 636 00:31:43,634 --> 00:31:46,603 I'M NOT TRYING TO STEP ON ANYBODY'S TOES HERE. 637 00:31:46,603 --> 00:31:47,304 OK? 638 00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:48,405 YOU LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY. 639 00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:51,342 WHATEVER SCHEME YOU'RE PLANNING WITH THAT MANGY MUTT, 640 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:54,445 YOU BETTER JUST DROP IT NOW. OK? 641 00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:57,381 CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. 642 00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:58,649 [GRRR] 643 00:31:58,649 --> 00:32:00,452 HEY! 644 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:02,753 HEY, HEY, HEY. 645 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,753 OH--UNH! 646 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,555 [WOOF] 647 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,523 [BARKING] 648 00:32:06,523 --> 00:32:07,658 NO, MAN! 649 00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,658 I GOT HIM! 650 00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,426 OHH... 651 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:09,426 UNH! 652 00:32:09,993 --> 00:32:11,729 [SHOUTING AND GRUNTING] 653 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,729 JACQUES! 654 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,363 TYCHO! 655 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:14,164 HELP ME, JACQUES, PLEASE! 656 00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,332 TYCHO! 657 00:32:15,332 --> 00:32:16,467 OHH... 658 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:17,534 [WOOF] 659 00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:19,603 TYCHO! COME BACK HERE! 660 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:20,603 TYCHO! 661 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:20,005 OHH... 662 00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,741 OOF! OHH... 663 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:27,215 OH, JACQUES, I'M SORRY. 664 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,759 STUPID DOG. 665 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,628 YOU'RE SUCH A MESS. 666 00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:46,628 OHH! 667 00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:46,530 OHH! 668 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:49,233 [LAUGHING] HEY--HEY, MAN! 669 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,401 STOP! 670 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:52,036 DON'T--OH! OH! 671 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,571 H-HOW'S THAT, HUH, CALVIN? 672 00:32:54,571 --> 00:32:56,507 OH! OH--[LAUGHING] 673 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,675 ALL RIGHT, I'M GETTIN' YOU. OK. 674 00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:00,444 CALVIN, COME ON. 675 00:33:00,444 --> 00:33:01,678 GET HIM, TYCHO. 676 00:33:01,678 --> 00:33:03,748 OH, TYCHO, STOP! 677 00:33:04,748 --> 00:33:07,752 Figg: CALVIN! 678 00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:10,754 AAH--UHH! OH-- 679 00:33:10,754 --> 00:33:12,689 DUDE, YOUR MOM'S HOME! 680 00:33:12,689 --> 00:33:15,666 OH--OH--UH-- 681 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:23,700 OH, HEY, KIDS. 682 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,601 WHAT YOU DOIN'? 683 00:33:24,601 --> 00:33:27,704 WE'RE JUST, UM...HEH... 684 00:33:27,704 --> 00:33:28,538 CHILLIN'. 685 00:33:28,538 --> 00:33:30,741 CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN, MRS. WHEELER. 686 00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:32,109 YEAH, CHILLIN'. 687 00:33:32,109 --> 00:33:35,088 Calvin: HEH. YEAH. 688 00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:46,723 [TYCHO WHIMPERS] 689 00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:50,735 [WHIMPERING] 690 00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:02,473 [WHIMPERING] 691 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:04,642 [SKATEBOARD] 692 00:34:05,642 --> 00:34:06,643 [BARKING] 693 00:34:06,643 --> 00:34:10,180 WHAT, MAN? I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. 694 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,115 [WOOF WOOF] 695 00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:14,618 ♪ DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE ♪ 696 00:34:14,618 --> 00:34:17,754 ♪ LOOKIN' UP FROM THE KITCHEN FLOOR? ♪ 697 00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:22,159 ♪ THEY PAT YOU ON THE HEAD WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY ♪ 698 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,263 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪ 699 00:34:26,263 --> 00:34:29,867 ♪ THEY KICK YOU OFF THE COUCH AND TELL YOU TO STAY ♪ 700 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:33,604 ♪ AND PUT YOU OUT AND THEN THEY LOCK THE DOOR ♪ 701 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:37,574 ♪ THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND A WORD THAT YOU SAY ♪ 702 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:41,178 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪ 703 00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:44,548 ♪ THAT'S THE HONEST TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY IT IS ♪ 704 00:34:44,548 --> 00:34:48,719 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪ 705 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,689 ♪ AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO IS BE A BEST FRIEND ♪ 706 00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:56,326 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A... ♪ 707 00:34:56,326 --> 00:34:59,329 ♪ DOG ♪ 708 00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:01,633 TYCHO? 709 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,769 TYCHO! 710 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,772 COME HERE, TYCHO. 711 00:35:08,772 --> 00:35:10,776 [WHISTLES] 712 00:35:12,776 --> 00:35:15,415 [TRIPS OVER OBJECT] 713 00:35:18,415 --> 00:35:21,718 SORRY MOTHER MOLASSES! 714 00:35:21,718 --> 00:35:23,722 TY-TYCHO? 715 00:35:25,722 --> 00:35:27,826 TYCHO? 716 00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:30,661 TYCHO. 717 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:34,308 TY-TYCHO! DON'T YOU RUN. 718 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,510 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME! 719 00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:48,979 MAN, I GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF SIGHT. 720 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,847 NO WAY. 721 00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:52,683 OK. 722 00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:53,917 COME ON. OK. OK. 723 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,219 COME ON. STAY. STAY. 724 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,421 JUST STAY, OK? STAY. STAY. 725 00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:58,722 STAY. STAY. 726 00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:01,694 [WHINES, GROWLS] 727 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:05,762 CALVIN? 728 00:36:05,762 --> 00:36:08,432 OH! HEY, GUYS! 729 00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,801 I WAS JUST, UH, UM... 730 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:11,001 FIXING A SNACK. 731 00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:13,270 WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED? 732 00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:14,338 AND STOP FIDGETING. 733 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,407 I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 734 00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:18,675 ARE YOU OK, SON? 735 00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,277 WAIT! WAIT! 736 00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,379 THIS IS-- THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 737 00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:23,647 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 738 00:36:23,647 --> 00:36:25,515 WE CAN STAY HERE! 739 00:36:25,515 --> 00:36:26,783 WE CAN STAY HERE. 740 00:36:26,783 --> 00:36:29,286 WE CAN STILL STAY HERE, YEAH. 741 00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:30,721 DAD, DAD, LOOK. 742 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:31,722 SEE, UM, I JUST-- 743 00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:33,257 JUST HAD A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OVER, THAT'S ALL. 744 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,792 THAT'S ALL?! CALVIN, LOOK AT THIS MESS. 745 00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,961 IT LOOKS LIKE FOREIGN AGENTS RANSACKED OUR KITCHEN 746 00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:40,297 AND DIDN'T FIND WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. 747 00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:41,765 THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK. 748 00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:43,267 LOOK, LOOK. 749 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,269 LOOK, LOOK, UM-- 750 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,436 LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN-- 751 00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:47,971 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT. 752 00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:48,805 MM-HMM. OK. 753 00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,874 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. THIS IS ALL MY-- 754 00:36:50,874 --> 00:36:52,276 I'LL CLEAN IT UP-- 755 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,110 HOLD ON, YOUNG MAN-- 756 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:53,110 OK, DAD, I'LL DO IT, I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 757 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,945 THINK ABOUT IT. 758 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,480 HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 759 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,582 HE DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE ANY EXCUSES 760 00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:00,717 AND HE DIDN'T BLAME ANYBODY ELSE. 761 00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:01,718 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 762 00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:06,390 I'VE EVER HEARD CALVIN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR... 763 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,760 ANYTHING. 764 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,764 I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN KNOWS WHERE WE KEEP THE MOP. 765 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:16,572 WE'LL LEAVE HIM. 766 00:37:22,572 --> 00:37:25,309 OH--OH... 767 00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:26,643 COME ON, TYCHO, COME ON. 768 00:37:26,643 --> 00:37:29,513 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 769 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:30,614 QUIET. 770 00:37:30,614 --> 00:37:31,648 ALL RIGHT. 771 00:37:31,648 --> 00:37:33,828 LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 772 00:37:44,828 --> 00:37:45,762 TYCHO? 773 00:37:45,762 --> 00:37:47,731 TY-TY-TYCHO? 774 00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:49,900 TYCHO, MAN-- 775 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,469 THESE ARE MY SNEAKERS! 776 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:53,670 [WHIMPERS] 777 00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:54,671 NO. NO. 778 00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:56,506 NO, NO, NO. 779 00:37:56,506 --> 00:37:59,376 AND THIS IS MY GEOMETRY HOMEWORK! 780 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:00,577 NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 781 00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:01,745 HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO DO THAT? 782 00:38:01,745 --> 00:38:04,414 NOW, YOU TELL ME, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY TEACHER-- 783 00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,414 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 784 00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,550 MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK? 785 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,720 CALVIN! WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT? 786 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,488 UH... 787 00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:12,456 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 788 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,123 YEAH, MOM! 789 00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:14,424 I WAS JUST, UH... 790 00:38:14,424 --> 00:38:16,827 DOING MY NIGHTLY MEDITATIONS. 791 00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:20,364 OHM...OHM... 792 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,498 [SNIFFING] 793 00:38:21,498 --> 00:38:23,038 OHM...OHM... 794 00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:31,475 BREAKIN' THE HOUSE, CHEWIN' UP MY SNEAKERS, 795 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,577 EATING MY HOMEWORK. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS DOG, 796 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:35,012 SO EVEN IF IT IS ANOTHER WEEK... 797 00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:37,848 [EXASPERATED GRUNT] WE ARE OVER. 798 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,848 [WHIMPERS] 799 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,616 YOU HEAR ME? 800 00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,616 [WOOF] 801 00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,821 WE ARE OVER. 802 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,793 [WHIMPERING] 803 00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:50,661 RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL 804 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,696 TYCHO IS GOING RIGHT BACK TO THE POUND. 805 00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:53,864 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW? 806 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:55,799 IT IS NOT WORTH IT. 807 00:38:55,799 --> 00:38:57,501 CALVIN, HE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 808 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,602 NOT ANYMORE. 809 00:38:58,602 --> 00:38:59,636 HEY, CALVIN. 810 00:38:59,636 --> 00:39:01,070 HOW YA DOIN', BUDDY? 811 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:03,173 WHAT'S UP, LEONARD? WHAT'S UP, THRASH? 812 00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:06,076 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GARBAGE DAY. 813 00:39:06,076 --> 00:39:08,678 LOOK, THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD FOR US. 814 00:39:08,678 --> 00:39:09,980 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 815 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,749 WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS-- 816 00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,551 WE GOTTA POUND ON YOU. 817 00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:15,786 [WOOF, GRRR] 818 00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:17,788 FIGG, MAN, GET OUTTA HERE. 819 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:18,855 NO WAY! 820 00:39:18,855 --> 00:39:21,958 [WOOF] 821 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,795 [BARKING] 822 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,696 IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, CALVIN. 823 00:39:26,696 --> 00:39:28,899 YEAH, WE LIKE YA. EVERYONE DOES. 824 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,834 BUT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID. 825 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:31,868 IT'S BUSINESS. 826 00:39:31,868 --> 00:39:32,003 YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT. 827 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,739 I MEAN--CAN I AT LEAST ASK WHY? 828 00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:37,808 IT'S, UH, PRESTON PRICE. 829 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,176 HE WANTS YOU AND YOUR DOG 830 00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:41,678 TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOG SHOW. 831 00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:43,180 AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO, YOU KNOW, 832 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,815 ENCOURAGE YOU TO DROP OUT. 833 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:45,816 AND YOU KNOW HOW... 834 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:48,685 PERSUASIVE WE CAN BE. 835 00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:49,486 [WOOF] 836 00:39:49,486 --> 00:39:51,822 LOOK, MAN, NONE OF THIS IS NECESSARY. 837 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,757 TELL PRESTON I AM TAKING TYCHO 838 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,691 RIGHT BACK TO THE POUND TODAY AFTER SCHOOL. 839 00:39:54,691 --> 00:39:57,794 LOOK, WE STILL GOTTA POUND ON YOU. WE'VE ALREADY BEEN PAID. 840 00:39:57,794 --> 00:40:00,230 YEAH. WE GOT ETHICS AND STUFF. 841 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:01,165 SORRY, CALVIN. 842 00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:02,166 THERE'S NO TALKING YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE. 843 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:07,504 SO YOU WANT IT IN THE FACE OR THE GUT OR WHAT? 844 00:40:07,504 --> 00:40:10,909 [BARKING] 845 00:40:12,909 --> 00:40:15,780 SURPRISE ME. 846 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,780 WHAT IS THAT?! 847 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,182 OHH, NO! 848 00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:19,182 AAH! 849 00:40:19,983 --> 00:40:23,787 [SHOUTING AND SCREAMING] 850 00:40:23,787 --> 00:40:25,689 OH! MAN! ARE Y'ALL OK? 851 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:28,192 [BOTH GROANING] 852 00:40:29,192 --> 00:40:31,561 [LAUGHING] 853 00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,864 Calvin: YOU STUPID DOG! 854 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:34,030 COME ON, BUDDY! COME ON! 855 00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:36,030 [WOOF WOOF] 856 00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:36,666 HA HA HA! 857 00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:38,535 HEEL! 858 00:40:38,535 --> 00:40:40,839 OHH... 859 00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:45,509 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO FIX THAT GATE FOR MONTHS. 860 00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,777 SO LET'S RECAP. 861 00:40:47,777 --> 00:40:49,546 OUR SON IS JUST SPONTANEOUSLY 862 00:40:49,546 --> 00:40:51,248 DOING WORK AROUND THE HOUSE 863 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,850 WITHOUT EVEN BEING TOLD? 864 00:40:53,850 --> 00:40:56,152 I DON'T THINK IT'S OUR SON. 865 00:40:56,152 --> 00:40:57,187 Calvin: HELLO? 866 00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,054 YEAH, EMILY? 867 00:40:58,054 --> 00:40:59,656 YEAH, IT'S CALVIN. 868 00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:02,192 YEAH, UH, SORRY TO CALL SO LATE, 869 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:03,059 IT'S JUST THAT, UH... 870 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:06,696 I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP WITH TYCHO. 871 00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:09,633 WELL, NOTHING'S REALLY WRONG. 872 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,568 IT'S JUST THAT... 873 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:14,170 HE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR. 874 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,107 OK, OK, SIT. 875 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,909 BAD DOG. BAD-- 876 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,678 I SAID SIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIT MEANS? 877 00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:23,813 YOU CAN'T JUST YELL AT HIM! 878 00:41:23,813 --> 00:41:25,949 HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG. 879 00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:28,818 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TEACHING HIM THE DIFFERENCE? 880 00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:32,255 REWARD HIM WHEN HE DOES SOMETHING RIGHT. 881 00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:34,791 [SIGHS] COME HERE. 882 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,893 COME HERE, TYCHO. COME HERE. 883 00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:38,828 OH, GOOD BOY! 884 00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:39,996 YEAH, OK. 885 00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:41,765 NOW SIT. 886 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:42,566 SIT. 887 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,634 YEAH! GOOD BOY! 888 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,069 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 889 00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:46,069 YEAH. 890 00:41:46,870 --> 00:41:47,003 SO THAT'S IT? 891 00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:49,873 JUST GIVE HIM FOOD? 892 00:41:49,873 --> 00:41:52,909 A DOG NEEDS MORE THAN JUST FOOD. 893 00:41:52,909 --> 00:41:54,978 YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM ENCOURAGEMENT, 894 00:41:54,978 --> 00:41:56,746 PATIENCE, APPROVAL. 895 00:41:56,746 --> 00:42:00,216 AND IF YOU REALLY WANT A DOG TO RESPOND TO YOU, 896 00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:01,785 YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM LOVE. 897 00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:04,220 YEAH, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?! 898 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,056 ♪ COOLIN' DOWN MY WORLD ♪ 899 00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:10,695 ♪ WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN WITH YOU ♪ 900 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,763 ♪ CALLIN' DOWN THE CLOUDS ♪ 901 00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:19,869 ♪ AS THEY TRY TO SPOIL THE VIEW ♪ 902 00:42:19,869 --> 00:42:22,272 ♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪ 903 00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:25,009 ♪ THE SUN IS SHINING ON IT ANYWHERE ♪ 904 00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:29,846 ♪ THE LIGHT FIELDS FALL IN SATURN'S RINGS ♪ 905 00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:33,917 ♪ WHEN TOGETHER, WE'RE AS LIGHT AS FEATHERS ♪ 906 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:37,654 ♪ ON A FALCON'S WING ♪ 907 00:42:37,654 --> 00:42:43,793 ♪ EVERYBODY TELLIN' ME THERE'S NOTHING NEW ♪ 908 00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:44,828 ♪ OHH OHH ♪ 909 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:46,896 ♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪ 910 00:42:46,896 --> 00:42:48,898 ♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪ 911 00:42:48,898 --> 00:42:51,067 AND YOU HAVE TO PUT ASIDE YOUR NEEDS 912 00:42:51,067 --> 00:42:52,769 FOR WHAT'S BEST FOR THE DOG. 913 00:42:52,769 --> 00:42:53,737 RIGHT. RIGHT. 914 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,840 EMILY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 915 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,941 FIRE AWAY. 916 00:42:57,941 --> 00:43:01,244 HOW DID YOU KNOW GOTHAM MAN'S ARCHENEMY WAS NAMELESS? 917 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:03,113 DUH. I READ THE COMICS. 918 00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,714 YOU READ THEM? 919 00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:08,852 OR DO YOU JUST SKIM THROUGH THEM SOMETIMES MAYBE? 920 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,320 TEST ME. 921 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,288 OK, UH... 922 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:13,790 THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER OF THE GOTHAM-MOBILE. 923 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:17,394 BEFORE OR AFTER IT GOT TOTALED IN ISSUE 533? 924 00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:18,629 WHAT IS WITH THE TRICK QUESTIONS? 925 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:23,801 HAVE YOU EVER JUST BEEN STRAIGHT UP AND REAL WITH A PERSON? 926 00:43:24,801 --> 00:43:27,737 NO. 927 00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:29,740 NEVER. 928 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,474 PAR FOR THE COURSE. 929 00:43:31,474 --> 00:43:32,809 Calvin: FIGG, I AM TELLING YOU, 930 00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:35,712 EMILY WAS JUST AMAZING WITH TYCHO TODAY. 931 00:43:35,712 --> 00:43:36,880 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 932 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,981 I THINK WE HAVE A GOOD CHANCE 933 00:43:37,981 --> 00:43:41,819 OF WINNING THAT OBSTACLE COURSE EVENT. 934 00:43:42,819 --> 00:43:45,860 MOM'S HOME EARLY. 935 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,929 CALVIN, FIGG, STAY OUTSIDE! 936 00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:54,831 THERE'S A BEAR IN THE HOUSE. 937 00:43:54,831 --> 00:43:57,099 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'VE BARRICADED IT IN YOUR ROOM 938 00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:58,101 AND I'M CALLING 911. 939 00:43:58,101 --> 00:44:00,103 MOM, MOM, MOM, CHILL, CHILL, CH-- 940 00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:00,103 SHH! 941 00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:02,739 THAT'S NOT A BEAR. 942 00:44:02,739 --> 00:44:04,040 THAT'S TYCHO. 943 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,710 MY DOG. 944 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,714 YOUR WHAT? 945 00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:12,716 Mom: IT HAS TO GO BACK TO THE POUND. 946 00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:13,016 Dad: NOW, HOLD ON. 947 00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:15,351 I HAD A DOG WHEN I WAS A KID. 948 00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,721 SKINNY LITTLE THING. FOLLOWED ME HOME ONE DAY. 949 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,322 MY MOM AND DAD LET ME KEEP IT. 950 00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:22,192 WELL, HONEY, IT'S VERY SWEET, BUT I JUST... 951 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:25,762 YOU KNOW...THE FUNNY THING ABOUT HAVING A DOG-- 952 00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:26,030 THEY'RE A REAL PAIN. 953 00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:28,498 DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, 954 00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:31,034 PEE ON THE RUG, SLOBBER EVERYWHERE. 955 00:44:31,034 --> 00:44:32,034 BUT YOU LOVE 'EM ANYWAY. 956 00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:36,039 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR CALVIN. 957 00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:37,140 [WHIMPERING] 958 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,742 I'M SAYING THAT... 959 00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:42,981 LOVE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SHORTCUTS. 960 00:44:44,981 --> 00:44:46,226 [DOOR OPENS] 961 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:57,927 [TYCHO WHIMPERS] 962 00:44:57,927 --> 00:45:00,397 OK... 963 00:45:01,397 --> 00:45:02,899 TYCHO... 964 00:45:02,899 --> 00:45:04,032 CAN STAY. 965 00:45:04,032 --> 00:45:05,468 REALLY? 966 00:45:05,468 --> 00:45:07,837 YAY! THANK YOU, MOM! THANK YOU. 967 00:45:07,837 --> 00:45:09,906 THANK YOU, DAD. THANK YOU. 968 00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:10,740 NOT SO FAST. 969 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,809 THERE'S STILL THE LITTLE MATTER OF YOU 970 00:45:12,809 --> 00:45:16,346 TRICKING YOUR MOM INTO SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS. 971 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,414 OH, YEAH. HA HA! 972 00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:21,785 GUESS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. JUST SLIPPED MY MIND, YOU KNOW? 973 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,119 Mom: NO TV, 974 00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:24,888 NO CELL PHONE. 975 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:25,622 Dad: FOR 2 MONTHS. 976 00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:27,257 AND YOUR GRADES BETTER START... 977 00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:28,191 GETTING BETTER. 978 00:45:28,191 --> 00:45:31,327 THEY WILL, DAD! I PROMISE. 979 00:45:31,327 --> 00:45:35,967 YOU CAN STAY. YOU CAN STAY. 980 00:45:37,967 --> 00:45:42,105 ♪ I'M ♪ 981 00:45:42,105 --> 00:45:44,942 ♪ A DOG ♪ 982 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:50,547 ♪ I'M ♪ 983 00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:54,884 ♪ A DOG ♪ 984 00:45:54,884 --> 00:45:58,155 ♪ ONLY ONE CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ♪ 985 00:45:59,155 --> 00:46:01,558 ♪ YOU GET YOURS WHEN I GET MINE ♪ 986 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:03,827 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ♪ 987 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:06,598 ♪ I'M A DOG ♪ 988 00:46:08,598 --> 00:46:13,136 ♪ CHASE ♪ 989 00:46:13,136 --> 00:46:15,173 ♪ YOUR TAIL ♪ 990 00:46:17,173 --> 00:46:21,377 ♪ CHASE ♪ 991 00:46:21,377 --> 00:46:23,281 ♪ YOUR TAIL ♪ 992 00:46:25,281 --> 00:46:29,519 ♪ RUNNIN' AROUND IN THE STREETS ALL DAY ♪ 993 00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:33,890 ♪ FIND THE ANSWER OR I MIGHT JUST STAY ♪ 994 00:46:33,890 --> 00:46:37,897 ♪ STAY A DOG ♪ 995 00:46:40,897 --> 00:46:43,904 [THUNDER] 996 00:46:47,904 --> 00:46:49,372 [WHIMPERING] 997 00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:52,211 GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY. 998 00:46:55,211 --> 00:46:56,546 [THUNDER] 999 00:46:56,546 --> 00:46:58,916 [WHIMPERING] 1000 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:01,217 IT'S OK, TYCHO. 1001 00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:04,154 IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM. 1002 00:47:05,154 --> 00:47:07,466 YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME. 1003 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:17,901 WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, 1004 00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:20,203 TO BEDFORD CIVIC AUDITORIUM, 1005 00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:22,070 THE SITE OF THE LAST REGULAR SEASON EVENT 1006 00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:26,074 IN ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S TOP DOG SHOW CIRCUIT. 1007 00:47:26,074 --> 00:47:27,977 TODAY WE'LL BE SEEING THE OBEDIENCE 1008 00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:28,878 AND OBSTACLE DOG TRIAL. 1009 00:47:28,878 --> 00:47:31,314 WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST ATHLETIC 1010 00:47:31,314 --> 00:47:34,083 OF ALL TOP DOG CANINE COMPETITIONS. 1011 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:36,986 THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK. OWNERS HAVE TO LEAD THEIR DOGS 1012 00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:39,355 THROUGH A SERIES OF OBSTACLES IN A TEST OF SPEED 1013 00:47:39,355 --> 00:47:40,290 AND AGILITY. 1014 00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:41,391 AND, HOLLY, THE WINNERS OF THIS COMPETITION 1015 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:45,695 WILL GO ON TO THE TOP DOG FINALS ONE WEEK FROM TODAY. 1016 00:47:45,695 --> 00:47:47,430 THE EXCITEMENT HAS ALREADY BEGUN 1017 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,299 HERE ON THE RED CARPET, WHERE WE'VE SEEN DOGS 1018 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:52,535 OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND COLORS ARRIVING. 1019 00:47:52,535 --> 00:47:54,604 HOLLY, I'M BEING TOLD RIGHT NOW 1020 00:47:54,604 --> 00:47:58,474 THAT TWO-TIME TOP DOG DEFENDING CHAMPIONS ARE PULLING UP. 1021 00:47:58,474 --> 00:48:00,576 THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK! IT'S PRESTON PRICE 1022 00:48:00,576 --> 00:48:05,381 AND HIS CHAMPION PUREBRED JEAN JACQUES ST. GERMAINE DE DUPREE. 1023 00:48:05,381 --> 00:48:06,349 PRESTON. PRESTON. 1024 00:48:06,349 --> 00:48:07,617 YOU AND JACQUES HAVE ALREADY 1025 00:48:07,617 --> 00:48:09,018 LOCKED UP AN INVITATION TO NEXT WEEK'S FINAL. 1026 00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:11,021 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TODAY? 1027 00:48:12,021 --> 00:48:14,357 NARROWING DOWN THE COMPETITION, CHUCK. 1028 00:48:14,357 --> 00:48:15,425 ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO. 1029 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:18,632 WHAT A WELL-GROOMED BOY. [GIGGLES] 1030 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:24,067 YEAH? 1031 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,703 OH, RIGHT. 1032 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,438 PRESTON AND JACQUES 1033 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:32,575 JUST MADE QUITE AN ENTRANCE. 1034 00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:33,509 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1035 00:48:33,509 --> 00:48:37,214 IF THEY CAN ARRIVE IN STYLE... 1036 00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,485 SO CAN WE. 1037 00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:43,553 HEY! 1038 00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:46,155 HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'? 1039 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:49,225 THAT IS ONE BIG DOG YOU GOT THERE. YEAH. 1040 00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:53,262 UM, UH, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR A DOG SHOW, ISN'T IT? 1041 00:48:53,262 --> 00:48:56,666 YEAH, YOU GOTTA LOVE ROYAL HOUND. GOTTA GO. 1042 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,501 Emily: BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND! 1043 00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:00,737 DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT ONE, HOLLY? 1044 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:03,673 I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT WAS A DOG, CHUCK. 1045 00:49:03,673 --> 00:49:05,308 BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS! 1046 00:49:05,308 --> 00:49:07,477 BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND! 1047 00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:08,644 Girl: HEY, NO DOG SHOWS! 1048 00:49:08,644 --> 00:49:10,613 BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD! 1049 00:49:10,613 --> 00:49:12,648 BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS 1050 00:49:12,648 --> 00:49:15,685 AND STOP THE EXPLOITATION OF ANIMALS! 1051 00:49:15,685 --> 00:49:17,720 BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS! 1052 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,556 [RAP SONG PLAYS] ♪ HAS ANYBODY GOT MY BONE? ♪ 1053 00:49:20,556 --> 00:49:21,858 CHECK IT OUT. 1054 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:26,496 P.A.: OBEDIENCE GROUPS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE EAST HOLDING AREA. 1055 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:30,133 SMALL AND WORKING BREEDS, PLEASE REMAIN IN SET-UP. 1056 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,168 [BARKING] 1057 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:32,735 LOOK HOW MANY OWNERS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THEIR DOGS. 1058 00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:34,771 ♪ THERE'S A DOG COMIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪ 1059 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,639 ♪ GOTTA STOP WHEN I PASS A TREE ♪ 1060 00:49:36,639 --> 00:49:40,221 ♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THE CALL ME THE BAD DOG ♪ 1061 00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:55,358 THAT BETTER NOT HAPPEN TO ME. 1062 00:49:55,358 --> 00:49:57,693 P.A.: ATTENTION ALL COMPETITORS. 1063 00:49:57,693 --> 00:49:59,729 COMPETITORS... 1064 00:49:59,729 --> 00:50:00,664 HEY. 1065 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,665 P.A.: SMALL AND MEDIUM DOG CLASSIFICATIONS... 1066 00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:05,268 HEY, JACQUES-JACQUES, JUICE-JUICE. 1067 00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:06,102 [DOG YIPPING] 1068 00:50:06,102 --> 00:50:08,638 P.A.: TURN THEM INTO THE JUDGES PANEL. 1069 00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:11,607 ALL FORMS MUST BE SUBMITTED BEFORE... 1070 00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:12,542 [WHIMPERS] 1071 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:15,511 YEAH, WE'RE HERE TO SIGN IN. 1072 00:50:15,511 --> 00:50:17,447 WE DON'T USUALLY GET NEW ENTRIES 1073 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:21,250 THIS LATE IN THE SEASON. IT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL. 1074 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,820 WELL, UH... BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 1075 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,755 THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 1076 00:50:25,755 --> 00:50:26,722 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1077 00:50:26,722 --> 00:50:27,790 I'D HATE TO INTRUDE, 1078 00:50:27,790 --> 00:50:30,760 BUT SECTION ONE OF THE ROYAL HOUND TOP DOG RULEBOOK 1079 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,563 CLEARLY STATES THAT ALL DOGS COMPETING 1080 00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:35,598 IN ANY SANCTIONED COMPETITION MUST MEET 1081 00:50:35,598 --> 00:50:37,633 AT MINIMUM GENERAL PRESENTATION REQUIREMENT 1082 00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,535 THAT ARE UP TO TOP DOG STANDARDS. 1083 00:50:39,535 --> 00:50:42,705 CLEAN FUR, CLIPPED NAILS. 1084 00:50:42,705 --> 00:50:43,673 HE'S RIGHT. 1085 00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:46,375 YOU'LL NEED TO GET A JUDGE TO SIGN OFF ON THIS 1086 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,478 BEFORE YOU AND YOUR... 1087 00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:49,612 ANIMAL CAN COMPETE. 1088 00:50:49,612 --> 00:50:51,747 YOU HAVE STALL 14. 1089 00:50:51,747 --> 00:50:53,616 [WOOF WOOF] 1090 00:50:53,616 --> 00:50:55,618 GOOD LUCK. YOU'LL NEED IT. 1091 00:50:55,618 --> 00:50:57,618 OHH... 1092 00:50:55,618 --> 00:50:57,587 [BARKING] 1093 00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:58,888 Calvin: BE AFRAID. 1094 00:50:58,888 --> 00:51:00,590 BE VERY AFRAID. 1095 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:02,658 ♪ THERE'S A DOG COMIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪ 1096 00:51:02,658 --> 00:51:04,760 ♪ GOTTA STOP WHEN I PASS A TREE ♪ 1097 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,197 ♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THEY CALL ME THE BAD DOG ♪ 1098 00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:10,500 ♪ YEAH, I'M A BAD DOG ♪ 1099 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,801 ♪ OUTSIDE BARKIN' AT THE MOON ♪ 1100 00:51:11,801 --> 00:51:15,538 ♪ DOG CATCHER GONNA GET ME SOON ♪ 1101 00:51:15,538 --> 00:51:17,373 FIGG, LOOK AT THIS PLACE, MAN. 1102 00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:20,143 IT'S LIKE WE WARPED INTO SOME FREAKY 1103 00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:22,645 ALTERNATE DOG UNIVERSE, YOU KNOW? 1104 00:51:22,645 --> 00:51:24,747 CALVIN, THESE DOGS HAVE ENTIRE TEAMS 1105 00:51:24,747 --> 00:51:26,449 OF PROFESSIONAL GROOMERS. 1106 00:51:26,449 --> 00:51:29,253 SO? WHAT DO WE HAVE? 1107 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,654 ONE COMB. 1108 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:32,555 THE EVENT BEGINS IN ONE HOUR. 1109 00:51:32,555 --> 00:51:35,391 WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE TYCHO READY IN TIME. 1110 00:51:35,391 --> 00:51:37,928 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1111 00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:40,129 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN OVER THIS, FIGG? 1112 00:51:40,129 --> 00:51:44,935 MAN, YOU HAVE REALLY GOT TO LEARN TO EXPECT THE IMPOSSIBLE. 1113 00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:46,936 RONDEL? 1114 00:51:46,936 --> 00:51:49,305 YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? IT'S CALVIN. 1115 00:51:49,305 --> 00:51:51,607 ALL RIGHT. IT'S PSYCHED, Y'ALL. 1116 00:51:51,607 --> 00:51:52,775 IT'S GAME TIME! 1117 00:51:52,775 --> 00:51:55,745 RONDEL, BABY, WHAT KIND OF CLIENT DID YOU SAY THIS WAS? 1118 00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:59,815 STALL 14? THANK YOU. 1119 00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:01,284 MAN, I OWE YOU. 1120 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,752 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, KID. 1121 00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,687 YOU KNOW ME. I LIVE TO COMPETE. 1122 00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:06,622 LET'S GO. MOM, THE TEAM IS ALL YOURS. 1123 00:52:06,622 --> 00:52:07,890 HMM. NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A CHALLENGE. 1124 00:52:07,890 --> 00:52:11,827 ALL RIGHT, FRONT COURT, YOU'RE ON NAIL CLIPPING DUTY, SO MOVE. 1125 00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:13,896 GUARDS, I WANT TO SEE THEM TEETH WHITE AND SHINY. COME ON, NOW. 1126 00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:16,499 COME ON, Y'ALL. Y'ALL GOTTA BE FEELIN' ME RIGHT NOW. 1127 00:52:16,499 --> 00:52:17,967 LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, Y'ALL. COME ON. 1128 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:20,269 YO, MAN, PASS ME THOSE CLIPPERS. 1129 00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:23,873 [HAIR DRYER BLOWING] 1130 00:52:23,873 --> 00:52:26,542 HEY, HEY, HEY. LOOK ME IN MY EYES. 1131 00:52:26,542 --> 00:52:27,944 YOU ARE TOO FAST. 1132 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,679 YOU ARE FAST LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN. 1133 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,813 YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED. 1134 00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:33,616 IT'S NOT IN THE BODY, IT'S IN THE MIND. 1135 00:52:33,616 --> 00:52:37,920 YOU ARE THE MAC DADDY DOG! YOU FEELIN' ME?! 1136 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,855 Chuck: IN LANE ONE, 1137 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:41,891 WE HAVE TWO-TIME TOP DOG DEFENDING CHAMPIONS 1138 00:52:41,891 --> 00:52:44,694 PRESTON PRICE AND JACQUES. 1139 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:46,762 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1140 00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:48,264 Holly: AND IN LANE 2, 1141 00:52:48,264 --> 00:52:51,267 WE HAVE CALVIN WHEELER AND HIS DOG TYCHO. 1142 00:52:51,267 --> 00:52:51,267 YEAH! 1143 00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:54,570 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1144 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:57,873 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1145 00:52:57,873 --> 00:52:59,242 Holly: LOOK AT THAT. 1146 00:52:59,242 --> 00:52:59,242 [BARKING] 1147 00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:01,377 Chuck: I DON'T BELIEVE IT, HOLLY. 1148 00:53:01,377 --> 00:53:03,746 THIS IS CALVIN AND TYCHO'S FIRST COMPETITION, 1149 00:53:03,746 --> 00:53:06,916 BUT CLEARLY THEY HAVE UNLEASHED A TEAM OF STYLISTS 1150 00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:08,384 THAT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 1151 00:53:08,384 --> 00:53:09,685 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1152 00:53:09,685 --> 00:53:12,755 BORDEN HAIR SALON. FIFTH AND MAIN. 1153 00:53:12,755 --> 00:53:13,723 HONEY. HONEY? 1154 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:17,861 YOU NEED TO COME SEE ME. OK? 1155 00:53:18,861 --> 00:53:20,896 Holly: THIS IS AN EVENT THAT FAVORS 1156 00:53:20,896 --> 00:53:23,399 SMALLER, MORE AGILE ANIMALS, CHUCK. 1157 00:53:23,399 --> 00:53:26,602 UNLESS TYCHO IS A LOT MORE FLEET OF FOOT THAN HE LOOKS, 1158 00:53:26,602 --> 00:53:28,671 THIS WON'T EVEN BE CLOSE. 1159 00:53:28,671 --> 00:53:31,641 JACQUES AND I ARE GONNA TEACH YOU AND YOUR MUTT A LESSON. 1160 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:32,642 WELL, UH... 1161 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:35,578 I'LL JUST SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE, PRESTON. 1162 00:53:35,578 --> 00:53:36,679 Official: DOGS READY. 1163 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:38,447 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 1164 00:53:38,447 --> 00:53:39,815 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1165 00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:41,518 HANDLERS READY. 1166 00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:45,656 ON MY MARK... 1167 00:53:46,656 --> 00:53:48,524 GET SET... 1168 00:53:48,524 --> 00:53:49,158 GO. 1169 00:53:49,158 --> 00:53:50,726 JACQUES, LET'S GO, JACQUES. 1170 00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,495 OK. OK, WEAVE, JACQUES. WEAVE, JACQUES. 1171 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:54,730 LET'S GO. WEAVE, JACQUES. GOOD BOY. 1172 00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:57,400 WEAVE. WEAVE, JACQUES. WEAVE. 1173 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,768 OK, COME ON, TYCHO. 1174 00:53:58,768 --> 00:53:59,635 WE CAN BEAT THEM. 1175 00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:01,872 LET'S GO. 1176 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:04,007 Chuck: BY GOLLY, HOLLY, 1177 00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:05,007 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1178 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,710 TYCHO IS CRASHING THROUGH THE OBSTACLES 1179 00:54:07,710 --> 00:54:09,679 LIKE THEY AREN'T EVEN THERE. 1180 00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:13,849 Calvin: OK, THAT'S COOL. WE CAN STILL DO IT. 1181 00:54:13,849 --> 00:54:16,719 GO THROUGH. COME ON. GO THROUGH. 1182 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,754 Crowd: OHH! 1183 00:54:18,754 --> 00:54:19,321 [WOOF] 1184 00:54:19,321 --> 00:54:20,623 WE CAN DO IT. COME ON. 1185 00:54:20,623 --> 00:54:23,059 GO, GO. GO, GO, GO. OHH! 1186 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,059 OHH! 1187 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,059 OHH! 1188 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,928 OHH! 1189 00:54:25,928 --> 00:54:27,663 Holly: THEY'RE TUNNELING THROUGH RIGHT NOW. 1190 00:54:27,663 --> 00:54:30,399 THAT LITTLE DOG IS STILL IN THE LEAD. 1191 00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:31,834 HE IS SO CUTE. 1192 00:54:31,834 --> 00:54:34,570 OHH! WHOA! OH! 1193 00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:35,338 [RUFF] 1194 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:37,506 AAH, AAH, AAH. THAT'S MY SHOULDER! 1195 00:54:37,506 --> 00:54:40,010 [WOOF WOOF] 1196 00:54:41,010 --> 00:54:43,112 Holly: SPLISH SPLASH, HE'S TAKIN' A BATH. 1197 00:54:43,112 --> 00:54:44,780 Chuck: THAT DOG IS DOING SWIMMINGLY. 1198 00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,716 THINK THAT'S THE DOGGIE PADDLE, CHUCK. 1199 00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,784 TYCHO! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1200 00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,619 UNH! AAH! 1201 00:54:50,619 --> 00:54:53,054 TYCHO! NOOOO! 1202 00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:55,524 [CROWD GASPING] 1203 00:54:55,524 --> 00:54:59,395 OHH! HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SHAKE THAT ONE OFF. 1204 00:54:59,395 --> 00:55:00,596 JACQUES! 1205 00:55:00,596 --> 00:55:01,664 GO, TYCHO--OW! 1206 00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:02,664 [CROWD GROANS] 1207 00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:02,398 OHH! 1208 00:55:02,398 --> 00:55:04,867 OH, JACQUES, ARE YOU OK, JACQUES? 1209 00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,435 COME HERE, JACQUES. 1210 00:55:06,435 --> 00:55:07,703 Calvin: COME ON! 1211 00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:09,038 WHERE'S MY DOG?! 1212 00:55:09,038 --> 00:55:12,375 OH, JACQUES, ARE YOU OK, JACQUES? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1213 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,776 ARE YOU OK? 1214 00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:15,776 OHH! 1215 00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:15,478 OK-- 1216 00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:17,880 Chuck: THAT DOG IS FLYING OFF THE BRIDGE. 1217 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,648 TYCHO TAKES THE LEAD. 1218 00:55:19,648 --> 00:55:21,650 [WHIMPERS] 1219 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:22,651 OH! 1220 00:55:22,651 --> 00:55:24,754 COME ON, MAN! COME ON, BABY! 1221 00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:29,027 TYCHO, WAIT! TYCHO, NO! NO! 1222 00:55:32,027 --> 00:55:32,027 GO, JACQUES. 1223 00:55:32,895 --> 00:55:34,730 JACQUES, GO, JACQUES. 1224 00:55:34,730 --> 00:55:36,766 [GROWLING] 1225 00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:39,068 [BARKING] 1226 00:55:39,068 --> 00:55:41,070 [CROWD GROANS] 1227 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:44,540 [GROWLING, BARKING] 1228 00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:45,808 COME. HEY, JACQUES. 1229 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,710 [BOTH TALKING AT ONCE] 1230 00:55:47,710 --> 00:55:49,678 THIS IS AN AWARD-WINNING DOG. 1231 00:55:49,678 --> 00:55:50,579 GET OFF OF MY DOG! 1232 00:55:50,579 --> 00:55:52,648 THEY'RE DIGGIN' UP SOME TROUBLE NOW, CHUCK. 1233 00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:55,951 Chuck: IT'S PAN-DOG-MONIUM. 1234 00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:57,787 THIS IS DOGGONE EXCITING. 1235 00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:00,723 Chuck: A CANINE CATASTROPHE. 1236 00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:03,759 JUDGES, WE HAVE A VIOLATION. CODE RED! 1237 00:56:03,759 --> 00:56:05,961 THERE'S A RACE GOIN' ON! 1238 00:56:05,961 --> 00:56:07,830 TYCHO, WAIT! 1239 00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:09,832 WAIT FOR ME, TYCHO! 1240 00:56:09,832 --> 00:56:11,834 WAIT! I'M COMIN'! 1241 00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:13,803 [BARKING] 1242 00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:16,472 TYCHO, COME ON, NOW, GO INTO THE TUNNEL. 1243 00:56:16,472 --> 00:56:17,640 JACQUES! 1244 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,642 ALL RIGHT, TYCHO, WE GONNA WIN! 1245 00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,110 JACQUES--JACQUES-- 1246 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:23,145 NO, GET OUTTA THERE! DON'T SPIN! 1247 00:56:23,145 --> 00:56:27,583 JACQUES! JACQUES, COME OUT OF THERE THIS INSTANT! 1248 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,717 HEEL! HEEL! 1249 00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:31,220 DO SOMETHING WITH THAT MANGY MUTT! 1250 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,023 [ALL SHOUTING] 1251 00:56:34,023 --> 00:56:36,659 I THINK HE'S MAKING HIS WAY TO THE FINISH LINE. 1252 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:40,965 DRAGGIN' THAT THING LIKE A DRAGON, ISN'T HE? 1253 00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,965 OHH! 1254 00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,965 OHH! 1255 00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,133 OHH! 1256 00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:45,701 OH HO HO! 1257 00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:46,836 Holly: THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. 1258 00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:48,170 Preston: JUDGES, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 1259 00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:50,840 JACQUES AND I ARE FILING AN OFFICIAL PROTEST! 1260 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,840 [RUFF RUFF] 1261 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,275 JACQUES! 1262 00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:55,211 Chuck: HOLLY, IT LOOKS LIKE PRESTON PRICE HAS LOST CONTROL OF HIS ANIMAL. 1263 00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:59,248 I'VE NEVER SEEN A CHAMPION THIS FLUSTERED, CHUCK. 1264 00:56:59,248 --> 00:57:00,583 Preston: BAD DOG! 1265 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,050 HE'S GOT TO GET TO THE FINISH LINE. 1266 00:57:02,050 --> 00:57:03,486 HE'S ALMOST THERE! 1267 00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:04,720 OH, YEAH! 1268 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,858 [WOOF WOOF] 1269 00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:09,692 COME ON, TYCHO. COME ON! 1270 00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:13,662 DON'T STOP MOVIN', TYCHO, KEEP MOVIN'! 1271 00:57:13,662 --> 00:57:16,932 PLEASE MOVE. JUST PLEASE MOVE. I'M TRYING TO WIN THE RACE. 1272 00:57:16,932 --> 00:57:18,801 Chuck: PRESTON PRICE HAS JUST BEEN HIT 1273 00:57:18,801 --> 00:57:21,270 WITH A PENALTY FOR CARRYING HIS DOG. 1274 00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:24,173 Holly: OH, THAT IS GOING TO COST THE CHAMP. 1275 00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:26,108 COME ON! COME ON! 1276 00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:28,944 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 1277 00:57:28,944 --> 00:57:30,846 WHOA! 1278 00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:32,088 WHOO-HOO! 1279 00:57:40,088 --> 00:57:42,992 ♪ VICTORY IS OURS, VICTORY IS OURS ♪ 1280 00:57:42,992 --> 00:57:46,729 Holly: OK, CHUCK, IT'S GOING TO TAKE THE JUDGES SOME TIME 1281 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:47,697 TO TALLY UP ALL THOSE PENALTIES HERE. 1282 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:50,966 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO GET A RULING 1283 00:57:50,966 --> 00:57:52,669 FROM THE HEAD JUDGE. 1284 00:57:53,669 --> 00:57:55,738 THE DOG IN LANE 2, 1285 00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:56,706 TYCHO, 1286 00:57:56,706 --> 00:57:59,842 COMPLETED THE COURSE IN ONE MINUTE, 37 SECONDS. 1287 00:57:59,842 --> 00:58:02,745 AFTER CALCULATING THE TIME PENALTIES 1288 00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:06,849 ASSESSED FOR MISSING EVERY SINGLE OBSTACLE, 1289 00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:08,617 THE FINAL TIME 1290 00:58:08,617 --> 00:58:11,587 IS 2 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS. 1291 00:58:11,587 --> 00:58:12,821 UNBELIEVABLE! 1292 00:58:12,821 --> 00:58:15,190 CALVIN WHEELER AND HIS DOG TYCHO 1293 00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:16,859 HAVE JUST SET A NEW COURSE RECORD. 1294 00:58:16,859 --> 00:58:20,729 Holly: WITH SOME VERY UNORTHODOX STRATEGY, I MIGHT ADD. 1295 00:58:20,729 --> 00:58:24,099 JUST LISTEN. THE CROWD IS BEGGING FOR MORE. 1296 00:58:24,099 --> 00:58:25,301 [WOOF WOOF] 1297 00:58:25,301 --> 00:58:26,469 IT'S NOT FAIR. HE CHEATED. 1298 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:29,605 HE CAN'T JUST SMASH THROUGH OBSTACLES LIKE THAT. COME ON. 1299 00:58:29,605 --> 00:58:33,074 THE WINNER IS CALVIN WHEELER AND TYCHO. 1300 00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,074 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1301 00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,712 OHH! OHH! 1302 00:58:36,712 --> 00:58:38,214 YEAH! HA HA! 1303 00:58:39,214 --> 00:58:40,316 Chuck: THAT FIRST-PLACE FINISH 1304 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:42,751 IS GOING TO SECURE THIS UNKNOWN DOG 1305 00:58:42,751 --> 00:58:45,888 AN INVITATION TO THE TOP DOG FINALS NEXT WEEKEND. 1306 00:58:45,888 --> 00:58:48,791 Holly: CALVIN WHEELER AND HIS DOG TYCHO 1307 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,759 HAVE JUST SHOCKED THE DOG SHOW WORLD. 1308 00:58:50,759 --> 00:58:51,860 I'M CHUCK. 1309 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,962 AND I'M HOLLY. 1310 00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:54,863 Both: BOW-WOW FOR NOW. 1311 00:58:54,863 --> 00:58:56,365 TELL US HOW YOU FEEL! 1312 00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:57,065 WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? 1313 00:58:57,065 --> 00:59:00,669 OK, OK. PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME. 1314 00:59:00,669 --> 00:59:01,670 YOU. 1315 00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:03,606 CHARLES NETWORTH, PERFECT POOCHIE MONTHLY. 1316 00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,975 SOME MEMBERS OF THE CANINE PRESS CORPS HAVE ALREADY 1317 00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:08,877 CALLED YOUR DOG TYCHO THE TERRIBLE. 1318 00:59:08,877 --> 00:59:09,645 [WOOF] 1319 00:59:09,645 --> 00:59:10,479 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NICKNAME? 1320 00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:13,282 WELL, UH--HA HA-- IF THE SHOE FITS... 1321 00:59:13,282 --> 00:59:15,351 GET IT, THE SHOE? 1322 00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,785 [ALL LAUGHING] 1323 00:59:16,785 --> 00:59:17,820 MANDY CALL, FANCY CANINE. 1324 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,723 CALVIN, YOU AND TYCHO HAVE NOW QUALIFIED TO ENTER 1325 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:21,724 THE TOP DOG FINALS. 1326 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,393 TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMP PRESTON PRICE SAYS THAT 1327 00:59:24,393 --> 00:59:27,630 HE WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT. 1328 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:28,897 ANY RESPONSE? 1329 00:59:28,897 --> 00:59:31,205 [TYCHO BARKING] 1330 00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,139 UM... 1331 00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:39,708 EXPECT THE IMPOSSIBLE. 1332 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,410 THAT'S GREAT. 1333 00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:42,711 [REPORTERS TALKING] 1334 00:59:42,711 --> 00:59:45,885 [TYCHO BARKING] 1335 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:52,862 HELP ME OUT, FIGG. 1336 01:00:00,996 --> 01:00:02,831 NO PROBLEM. 1337 01:00:02,831 --> 01:00:06,902 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1338 01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:07,703 OK. 1339 01:00:07,703 --> 01:00:08,771 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND CALVIN? 1340 01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:13,943 I MEAN, YOU FOLLOW HIM AROUND LIKE YOU'RE A SERVANT. 1341 01:00:14,943 --> 01:00:16,412 WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE, 1342 01:00:16,412 --> 01:00:20,282 KIDS MADE FUN OF ME, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I HAVE ASTHMA. 1343 01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,817 AND CALVIN DIDN'T? 1344 01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:23,085 NO, HE DID. 1345 01:00:23,085 --> 01:00:26,689 HE WAS THE WORST ACTUALLY. 1346 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:27,423 BUT WHY-- 1347 01:00:27,423 --> 01:00:28,524 DO YOU REMEMBER IN SECOND GRADE, 1348 01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:30,993 WHEN I HAD THAT REALLY BAD ASTHMA ATTACK DURING RECESS? 1349 01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:31,894 OH, YEAH! 1350 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,729 THEY CALLED THE AMBULANCE AND EVERYTHING. 1351 01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:35,931 YEAH. I FORGOT MY INHALER THAT DAY. 1352 01:00:35,931 --> 01:00:37,766 I JUST COULDN'T BREATHE. 1353 01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:42,237 EVERYBODY WAS STANDING AROUND STARING AT ME. 1354 01:00:42,237 --> 01:00:45,774 THE KIDS AND THE TEACHERS. 1355 01:00:45,774 --> 01:00:47,041 BUT NOT CALVIN. 1356 01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:52,081 HE REMEMBERED THAT MR. AGATHAPALS, THE JANITOR, ALSO HAD ASTHMA. 1357 01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:55,884 CALVIN RAN INSIDE, GOT HIS INHALER AND BROUGHT IT TO ME. 1358 01:00:55,884 --> 01:00:58,921 CAME AND SAW ME EVERY DAY WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. 1359 01:00:58,921 --> 01:01:00,389 READ ME COMIC BOOKS. 1360 01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:02,758 LET ME GUESS. GOTHAM MAN. 1361 01:01:02,758 --> 01:01:04,059 GOTHAM MAN. 1362 01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:07,498 DARK DRAGON CHRONICLES. 1363 01:01:09,498 --> 01:01:12,101 SO THERE REALLY IS A HEART OF GOLD IN THERE. 1364 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:15,204 YEAH. IT'S JUST DEEP. 1365 01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:18,842 DEEP DOWN SOMETIMES. 1366 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:22,245 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1367 01:01:23,245 --> 01:01:25,014 HEY! I'M HERE FOR THE FOLLOW-UP INTERVIEW. 1368 01:01:26,014 --> 01:01:30,853 AHH. WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 1369 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,154 PLEASE... 1370 01:01:32,154 --> 01:01:35,061 HAVE A SEAT. 1371 01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:40,295 WHERE'S TYCHO? 1372 01:01:40,295 --> 01:01:42,364 THIS IS ABOUT HIM, REMEMBER? 1373 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:44,770 [WHIMPERING] 1374 01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:49,171 GOOD JOB! 1375 01:01:49,171 --> 01:01:50,539 HERE WE ARE. 1376 01:01:50,539 --> 01:01:52,808 AHH. LUNCH IS SERVED. 1377 01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,843 THANK YOU, TYCHO. 1378 01:01:54,843 --> 01:01:55,544 [WOOF WOOF] 1379 01:01:55,544 --> 01:01:56,779 THANK YOU, CALVIN. 1380 01:01:56,779 --> 01:01:58,782 YEAH, THANK YOU, TYCHO. 1381 01:01:59,782 --> 01:02:02,484 Calvin: I MEAN, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 1382 01:02:02,484 --> 01:02:04,020 YOU DON'T HONESTLY THINK THAT AVENGING ANGIE 1383 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,555 IS A BETTER COMIC THAN GOTHAM MAN? 1384 01:02:06,555 --> 01:02:10,459 COME ON. BETTER ARTWORK, BETTER STORYLINES, 1385 01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:11,027 MORE COMPLEX CHARACTERS. 1386 01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:13,295 LISTEN, LADY, OK? 1387 01:02:13,295 --> 01:02:14,797 GOTHAM MAN IS AN ICON. 1388 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,799 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE JUST LUCKY THAT I'M HERE 1389 01:02:16,799 --> 01:02:19,401 TO EVALUATE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS AS A DOG OWNER 1390 01:02:19,401 --> 01:02:23,173 AND NOT YOUR TASTE IN COMICS. 1391 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,140 [BEEPING] 1392 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,809 OR YOUR VIDEOGAME SKILLS. 1393 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,477 THAT WAS LUCK. 1394 01:02:28,477 --> 01:02:29,912 YOU KNOW IT. 1395 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,947 SEE YOU LATER. 1396 01:02:31,947 --> 01:02:36,285 UM, EMILY, UM... 1397 01:02:36,285 --> 01:02:38,520 THE SPRING DANCE IS NEXT WEEK. 1398 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,156 I WAS JUST WONDERING 1399 01:02:41,156 --> 01:02:43,192 IF YOU WANTED TO GO. 1400 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,526 I MEAN... 1401 01:02:44,526 --> 01:02:47,496 WITH ME. 1402 01:02:47,496 --> 01:02:50,532 YOU HAVE VERY IMPRESSIVE QUALIFICATIONS, CALVIN. 1403 01:02:50,532 --> 01:02:53,202 I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, HOWEVER. 1404 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,504 OH, YEAH, SURE, ANYTHING. 1405 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:59,875 [IMITATING JULIE] DO YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR IN ALL SPRING COLORS? 1406 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:02,211 THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION AND, UH... 1407 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:03,612 YOU KNOW I DO. 1408 01:03:03,612 --> 01:03:04,613 PICK ME UP AT 8:00 THEN. 1409 01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:07,983 BUT STILL, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FANTASTIC WEEKEND. 1410 01:03:07,983 --> 01:03:10,886 THE TOP DOG FINAL, PRESENTED BY ROYAL... 1411 01:03:10,886 --> 01:03:11,920 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW--- 1412 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,890 NO, NO, NO, NO. STOP. 1413 01:03:14,890 --> 01:03:16,192 COMES UP TOMORROW AT 3 P.M. 1414 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:19,294 TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION PRESTON PRICE SAYS HIS DOG JACQUES... 1415 01:03:19,294 --> 01:03:20,896 OF COURSE IT WOULD BE HIM. 1416 01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:21,897 WILL TAKE ON THE NEWCOMER CALVIN WHEELER 1417 01:03:21,897 --> 01:03:26,335 AND HIS DOG TYCHO, OR AS SOME ARE CALLING HIM... 1418 01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:27,436 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 1419 01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:30,138 THANK YOU, JIM. IN LOCAL NEWS... 1420 01:03:30,138 --> 01:03:31,440 EMILY. 1421 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,875 EMILY, WAIT. 1422 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,245 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1423 01:03:36,245 --> 01:03:37,480 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WITH TYCHO 1424 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,883 AFTER YOU WERE DONE USING HIM TO MAKE YOUR MONEY? 1425 01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:41,984 TAKE HIM BACK TO THE SHELTER? 1426 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:44,953 LOOK, NO, NO, NO. THAT WAS JUST THE WAY IT STARTED. 1427 01:03:44,953 --> 01:03:48,624 OH, BUT WAIT. YOU'VE CHANGED. 1428 01:03:48,624 --> 01:03:49,725 YES. 1429 01:03:49,725 --> 01:03:51,660 NOW YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD AND YOU REALLY LOVE TYCHO. 1430 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:54,263 THAT'S IT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1431 01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:55,597 THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. 1432 01:03:55,597 --> 01:03:57,132 THEN PROVE IT. 1433 01:03:57,132 --> 01:03:59,635 DON'T ENTER HIM IN THAT SHOW. 1434 01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:02,572 DROP OUT NOW. 1435 01:04:03,572 --> 01:04:05,476 GOOD-BYE, CALVIN. 1436 01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:10,512 Figg: CALVIN! 1437 01:04:10,512 --> 01:04:12,248 HEY, EMILY. 1438 01:04:13,248 --> 01:04:16,919 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 1439 01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:17,653 TYCHO HAS A HOME. 1440 01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:18,754 HE HAS A FAMILY THAT MISSES HIM. 1441 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:22,324 LOOK. THEY'RE EVEN OFFERING A REWARD TO GET HIM BACK. 1442 01:04:22,324 --> 01:04:24,092 HOW MANY FLYERS DID YOU SEE? 1443 01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:26,261 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE TOWN. 1444 01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:28,063 [SIGHS] 1445 01:04:28,063 --> 01:04:29,598 TAKE THEM ALL DOWN. 1446 01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:31,667 WHAT? 1447 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,136 I'M--I'M NOT LOSING TYCHO. 1448 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:35,637 NOT NOW. 1449 01:04:35,637 --> 01:04:37,973 CALVIN, THIS IS HIS HOME. 1450 01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:40,375 HIS REAL HOME WHERE HE BELONGS. 1451 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:41,343 SAYS WHO? 1452 01:04:41,343 --> 01:04:42,711 CALVIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 1453 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:46,381 IF YOU LOST TYCHO, YOU'D WANT HIM BACK, RIGHT? 1454 01:04:46,381 --> 01:04:48,250 JUST DO IT, FIGG! 1455 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,562 NOW. 1456 01:05:00,562 --> 01:05:02,497 NO. 1457 01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:03,632 WHAT? 1458 01:05:03,632 --> 01:05:04,499 [SCOFFS] 1459 01:05:04,499 --> 01:05:06,568 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? 1460 01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:07,703 "HE'S SELFISH. 1461 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:09,371 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF." 1462 01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,573 THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY ABOUT YOU, CALVIN. 1463 01:05:11,573 --> 01:05:15,577 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE RIGHT. 1464 01:05:15,577 --> 01:05:18,159 TILL NOW. 1465 01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,529 I WANT TO KEEP TYCHO MORE THAN ANYTHING. 1466 01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:37,466 [WHIMPERING] 1467 01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:41,117 I KNOW YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING, SON. 1468 01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,491 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1469 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:06,695 UM...YEAH, I HAVE YOUR DOG. 1470 01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:10,265 GREAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1471 01:06:10,265 --> 01:06:12,534 LOOK, HONEY! IT'S CHESTER! 1472 01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:13,568 [WOOF] 1473 01:06:13,568 --> 01:06:14,436 CHESTER. 1474 01:06:14,436 --> 01:06:16,038 Woman: OH, LOOK. 1475 01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:19,207 CHESTER! COME HERE, HONEY. 1476 01:06:19,207 --> 01:06:21,209 COME GIVE MAMA A KISS. 1477 01:06:21,209 --> 01:06:21,209 [WOOF] 1478 01:06:21,743 --> 01:06:23,178 HA HA HA HA. HA HA. 1479 01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:24,579 GO ON, TYCHO. 1480 01:06:24,579 --> 01:06:26,482 I MEAN... 1481 01:06:27,482 --> 01:06:28,650 CHESTER. 1482 01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:29,684 [WHIMPERS] 1483 01:06:29,684 --> 01:06:31,153 THANK YOU. 1484 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:34,088 FOR BRINGING HIM HOME TO US. 1485 01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:35,757 BILLY, GO GET THE REWARD. 1486 01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,659 NO, NO, NO. 1487 01:06:37,659 --> 01:06:38,794 KEEP THE MONEY. I-- 1488 01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:40,228 I DON'T WANT IT. 1489 01:06:40,228 --> 01:06:45,333 JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. 1490 01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:47,669 YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM. 1491 01:06:47,669 --> 01:06:48,570 [WOOF] 1492 01:06:48,570 --> 01:06:51,311 [WHIMPERING] 1493 01:06:56,311 --> 01:06:57,579 [WOOF] 1494 01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,214 STAY. 1495 01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:00,849 YOU HEAR ME? 1496 01:07:00,849 --> 01:07:02,484 [WOOF WOOF] 1497 01:07:02,484 --> 01:07:04,586 STAY. 1498 01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:09,691 [WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1499 01:07:09,691 --> 01:07:11,628 [WOOF] 1500 01:07:13,628 --> 01:07:18,703 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1501 01:07:21,703 --> 01:07:23,837 [WOOF WOOF] 1502 01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:56,671 HEY. 1503 01:07:56,671 --> 01:08:00,809 HEY, WHERE'S TYCHO? 1504 01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:02,645 UM... 1505 01:08:03,645 --> 01:08:05,147 I TOOK HIM HOME. 1506 01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:09,753 BUT THE TOP DOG FINALS IS TODAY. 1507 01:08:11,753 --> 01:08:13,493 I KNOW. 1508 01:08:18,493 --> 01:08:20,664 EMILY! 1509 01:08:22,664 --> 01:08:23,632 HEY! 1510 01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:24,733 GET OUT OF HERE. 1511 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:26,735 I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 1512 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,671 CALVIN GAVE TYCHO BACK TO HIS REAL FAMILY 1513 01:08:29,671 --> 01:08:31,706 AND DIDN'T ACCEPT A REWARD. 1514 01:08:31,706 --> 01:08:32,807 WAIT A MINUTE. 1515 01:08:32,807 --> 01:08:35,343 YEAH. YOU CAN SAY A LOT OF BAD THINGS ABOUT CALVIN. 1516 01:08:35,343 --> 01:08:36,311 THEY'RE PROBABLY TRUE, 1517 01:08:36,311 --> 01:08:38,947 BUT YOU CAN'T SAY HE DOESN'T LOVE THAT DOG. 1518 01:08:38,947 --> 01:08:42,384 THIS PHOTO OF TYCHO, I TOOK IT. 1519 01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:43,518 NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1520 01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:45,453 THAT WAS TAKEN BY HIS REAL FAMILY. 1521 01:08:45,453 --> 01:08:47,590 UNH-UNH. LOOK. 1522 01:08:48,590 --> 01:08:51,893 I TOOK THIS PHOTO WHEN THEY FIRST BROUGHT TYCHO INTO THE SHELTER. 1523 01:08:51,893 --> 01:08:53,060 BUT--BUT THAT MEANS THAT 1524 01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:57,500 THIS FLYER COULDN'T HAVE BEEN PUT UP BY TYCHO'S FAMILY. 1525 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,305 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 1526 01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:04,473 CALVIN! 1527 01:09:05,473 --> 01:09:07,776 WHAT'S UP, FIGG? 1528 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:10,615 LOOK AT THIS. 1529 01:09:13,615 --> 01:09:15,717 IT WAS PRESTON! 1530 01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:16,718 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1531 01:09:16,718 --> 01:09:18,954 HE MADE UP THOSE FLYERS AND POSTED THEM HIMSELF. 1532 01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:20,622 HE DID IT ALL. 1533 01:09:20,622 --> 01:09:22,390 HE KNEW HOW MUCH I CARED ABOUT TYCHO, 1534 01:09:22,390 --> 01:09:24,926 HOW MUCH I WANTED TO DO WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIM 1535 01:09:24,926 --> 01:09:26,828 AND GET HIM BACK TO HIS REAL FAMILY. 1536 01:09:26,828 --> 01:09:28,563 EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT HIS REAL FAMILY. 1537 01:09:28,563 --> 01:09:29,731 THEY'RE PHONIES! 1538 01:09:29,731 --> 01:09:30,699 SO WHO ARE THEY? 1539 01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:32,500 THEY HAD TO BE SOMEBODY PRESTON COULD CONTROL. 1540 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,502 Preston: NOT THERE, YOU DUFUS. 1541 01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:37,239 Calvin: I KNEW THAT GUY LOOKED FAMILIAR! 1542 01:09:37,239 --> 01:09:38,773 SO WHAT NOW? 1543 01:09:38,773 --> 01:09:40,242 NOW WE GET HIM BACK! 1544 01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:41,676 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1545 01:09:41,676 --> 01:09:43,845 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1546 01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:45,651 THAT'S TYCHO. 1547 01:09:49,651 --> 01:09:51,319 [ARGUING] 1548 01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:52,454 [WOOF WOOF] 1549 01:09:52,454 --> 01:09:53,389 OH, MY GOODNESS. 1550 01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,590 Woman: I DON'T CARE WHAT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID! 1551 01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:58,693 I WANT THAT BEAST GONE AND I MEAN NOW. 1552 01:09:58,693 --> 01:10:00,762 WE SHOULD GET HELP. 1553 01:10:00,762 --> 01:10:01,496 Man: FINE! 1554 01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:04,599 DUDE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR HELP. 1555 01:10:04,599 --> 01:10:05,600 OK, FIGG, 1556 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,835 YOU GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR. 1557 01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:08,403 KEEP 'EM TALKING, OK? 1558 01:10:08,403 --> 01:10:09,771 WE'LL SNEAK IN THROUGH THE BACK. 1559 01:10:09,771 --> 01:10:10,872 I'M GONNA GO WITH HIM. 1560 01:10:10,872 --> 01:10:12,307 NO, CALVIN, WAIT A SECOND. 1561 01:10:12,307 --> 01:10:14,909 I--I'M NOT YOU. I MEAN... 1562 01:10:14,909 --> 01:10:16,444 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOOD AT LYING. 1563 01:10:16,444 --> 01:10:19,981 FIGG, DON'T THINK OF IT AS LYING, OK? REMEMBER-- 1564 01:10:19,981 --> 01:10:21,416 SHH! 1565 01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:24,953 OK. DO YOU REMEMBER ISSUE 426 OF THE DARK DRAGON CHRONICLES 1566 01:10:24,953 --> 01:10:27,689 WHEN GOTHAM MAN HAD TO PROVIDE A DISTRACTION? 1567 01:10:27,689 --> 01:10:30,792 OH, SO THE JUSTICE LEGION COULD SNEAK THROUGH THE DARK... 1568 01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:31,726 All: DRAGON'S LAIR. 1569 01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:32,761 I GOT IT. GOT IT. 1570 01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:35,768 LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT. 1571 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,539 Woman: TAKE THE DOG AND--SHH! 1572 01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,042 GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. 1573 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:51,680 I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY 1574 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,648 TO SUBSCRIBE 1575 01:10:53,648 --> 01:10:56,785 TO THESE--THESE LEADING MAGAZINES 1576 01:10:56,785 --> 01:10:58,753 AT A GENEROUS DISCOUNT. 1577 01:10:58,753 --> 01:10:59,821 Woman: WHAT IS GOIN' ON, BILLY? 1578 01:10:59,821 --> 01:11:02,794 SOME KID SELLIN' MAGAZINES. 1579 01:11:05,794 --> 01:11:08,104 KID, WE DON'T WANT NO MAGAZINES. 1580 01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,939 [GASPING] 1581 01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:18,006 [GAGGING] 1582 01:11:19,006 --> 01:11:20,675 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BOY? 1583 01:11:20,675 --> 01:11:22,077 ARE YOU OK, HON? 1584 01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:23,878 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 1585 01:11:23,878 --> 01:11:24,846 UGH! [GASPING] 1586 01:11:24,846 --> 01:11:27,615 I THINK HE HAS THE ASTHMA, 1587 01:11:27,615 --> 01:11:30,418 YOU KNOW, LIKE MY COUSIN GAYLE? 1588 01:11:30,418 --> 01:11:31,054 [WOOF] 1589 01:11:33,054 --> 01:11:34,756 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1590 01:11:34,756 --> 01:11:35,657 IF HE DIES ON OUR PORCH, 1591 01:11:35,657 --> 01:11:37,792 HE CAN PROBABLY SUE US OR SOMETHING, RIGHT? 1592 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:40,528 SHUT UP, BILLY! 1593 01:11:40,528 --> 01:11:41,763 [GASPING] 1594 01:11:41,763 --> 01:11:46,471 [GASPING] 1595 01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:51,606 YOU FEELING BETTER, HON? 1596 01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:53,645 MUCH. THANK YOU. 1597 01:11:57,645 --> 01:11:59,079 OH, TYCHO! 1598 01:11:59,079 --> 01:12:01,683 AAH! 1599 01:12:01,683 --> 01:12:04,953 HEY, FIGG, WHEN DO THE TOP DOG FINALS START? 1600 01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:08,456 8 MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS AGO. 1601 01:12:08,456 --> 01:12:09,492 WHY? 1602 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,762 YOU'RE NOT THINKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING. 1603 01:12:13,762 --> 01:12:15,864 YOU AND TYCHO HAVE TO COMPETE. 1604 01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:17,665 AND YOU HAVE TO WIN! 1605 01:12:17,665 --> 01:12:18,867 OTHERWISE PRESTON WILL. 1606 01:12:18,867 --> 01:12:20,168 IT'S UP TO HIM. 1607 01:12:21,002 --> 01:12:25,640 UP FOR GETTING EXPLOITED ONE MORE TIME? 1608 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,711 [WOOF WOOF] 1609 01:12:29,711 --> 01:12:30,945 [WOOF WOOF] 1610 01:12:30,945 --> 01:12:33,915 DAD, GUN IT! WE HAVE A DOG SHOW TO WIN! 1611 01:12:33,915 --> 01:12:35,750 BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY. 1612 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:36,951 WELCOME BACK TO THE TOP DOG FINALS, 1613 01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:39,052 SPONSORED BY ROYAL HOUND DOG FOODS. 1614 01:12:39,052 --> 01:12:43,056 THIS YEAR'S THEME, AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DOGS. 1615 01:12:43,056 --> 01:12:44,659 CONTESTANTS HAVE JUST 90 SECONDS 1616 01:12:44,659 --> 01:12:47,195 TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES WITH ANY PERFORMANCE ROUTINE. 1617 01:12:47,195 --> 01:12:50,665 JESSICA ROSE AND HER DOG CHICHI ARE JUST FINISHING UP 1618 01:12:50,665 --> 01:12:53,535 NEXT TO THE DISPLAY OF THE ARFUL TOWER. 1619 01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,069 THAT'S GOING TO BRING UP THIS SHOW'S 1620 01:12:56,069 --> 01:12:57,138 TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPIONS. 1621 01:12:57,138 --> 01:13:02,677 THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK, IT'S PRESTON PRICE AND JACQUES! 1622 01:13:02,677 --> 01:13:03,745 [APPLAUSE] 1623 01:13:03,745 --> 01:13:05,955 [ARF ARF] 1624 01:13:13,955 --> 01:13:15,690 [ARF ARF] 1625 01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:18,722 OK. GO. 1626 01:13:47,722 --> 01:13:49,228 Audience: OOH! 1627 01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:55,630 WHERE IS CALVIN AND TYCHO? 1628 01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,666 WE ARE UP NEXT. 1629 01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:00,535 CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1630 01:14:00,535 --> 01:14:03,905 YOU AND TYCHO DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROUTINE. 1631 01:14:03,905 --> 01:14:05,974 I THINK WE MIGHT. 1632 01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,775 RIGHT, TYCHO? 1633 01:14:07,775 --> 01:14:09,846 [RRRF] 1634 01:14:11,846 --> 01:14:13,118 [APPLAUSE] 1635 01:14:17,118 --> 01:14:18,154 [ARF ARF ARF] 1636 01:14:20,154 --> 01:14:21,723 Holly: AND WHAT A CATCH! 1637 01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:22,024 WHAT ARE THOSE, CHUCK? 1638 01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,292 FLYING DISKS, HOLLY. 1639 01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:26,738 WOW! 1640 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:38,038 Chuck: FANTASTIC! 1641 01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:40,709 Holly: OOH LALA, JACQUES! 1642 01:14:41,709 --> 01:14:43,112 [BUZZER] 1643 01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:45,087 Chuck: WOW! 1644 01:14:54,087 --> 01:14:57,264 A FLAWLESS ROUTINE BY THE CHAMPION! 1645 01:15:03,264 --> 01:15:05,967 HERE COMES SCORES. 1646 01:15:05,967 --> 01:15:08,069 Chuck: A 98! UNBELIEVABLE! 1647 01:15:08,069 --> 01:15:11,940 OOH, THAT IS GOING TO BE NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT. 1648 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:16,714 IT'S GONNA GET ROUGH IN THERE, CHUCK. 1649 01:15:19,714 --> 01:15:24,051 NEXT UP IS CALVIN WHEELER AND TYCHO. 1650 01:15:24,051 --> 01:15:26,762 DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. 1651 01:15:34,762 --> 01:15:36,965 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1652 01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,700 THIS IS THE FINAL CALL 1653 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,973 FOR CALVIN WHEELER AND TYCHO. 1654 01:15:44,973 --> 01:15:45,873 GO, TYCHO! 1655 01:15:45,873 --> 01:15:48,873 GO! 1656 01:15:45,873 --> 01:15:48,846 [WOOF WOOF] 1657 01:15:51,846 --> 01:15:55,817 IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE A DISQUALIFICATION. 1658 01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:59,988 LET'S GO, BABY! WOW! 1659 01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:03,125 DON'T ROLL OVER YET. LOOK! 1660 01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,204 Audience: OHH! 1661 01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:17,205 [WOOF WOOF] 1662 01:16:17,205 --> 01:16:18,773 THERE, BABY! 1663 01:16:18,773 --> 01:16:20,144 OH, COOL! 1664 01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:24,850 WHOA! 1665 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,821 Audience: OHH! 1666 01:16:33,821 --> 01:16:35,870 [WOOF WOOF] 1667 01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:49,905 SURPRISED? 1668 01:16:49,905 --> 01:16:53,374 YOU AND YOUR NO-GOOD MUTT STILL HAVE TO BEAT A 98. 1669 01:16:53,374 --> 01:16:54,976 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1670 01:16:54,976 --> 01:16:56,845 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1671 01:16:57,845 --> 01:17:01,816 YOU MAY BEGIN, MR. WHEELER. 1672 01:17:01,816 --> 01:17:03,818 ALL RIGHT. FULL SPEED, TYCHO. 1673 01:17:03,818 --> 01:17:05,119 FULL SPEED. 1674 01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:08,456 HAVE ONE MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS TO IMPRESS 1675 01:17:08,456 --> 01:17:10,291 THE JUDGES IN THIS FREESTYLE EXHIBITION. 1676 01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:14,976 Holly: LET'S SEE WHAT THEY HAVE IN THEIR BAG OF TRICKS. 1677 01:17:28,976 --> 01:17:33,381 Holly: HE IS HEADED FOR THE FABLED WINDMILLS OF OUR DOG QUIXOTE DISPLAY. 1678 01:17:33,381 --> 01:17:37,253 THE AUDIENCE IS JUST LAPPING THIS UP! 1679 01:17:39,253 --> 01:17:42,055 Chuck: HOLLY, THEY'RE RACING RIGHT FOR THE ARFUL TOWER. 1680 01:17:42,055 --> 01:17:42,055 AND THEY'RE THROUGH! 1681 01:17:42,957 --> 01:17:44,759 Holly: BOTH CALVIN AND TYCHO ARE HEADED FOR 1682 01:17:44,759 --> 01:17:48,733 THE ANCIENT DRUID RUINS OF BONEHENGE! 1683 01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:58,372 OH, WOW! NOW THEY'RE ON THE WAY TO MOUNT RUFFMORE'S HALF PIPE! 1684 01:17:58,372 --> 01:18:02,804 AND THEY ARE MOVING! 1685 01:18:29,804 --> 01:18:32,363 GO, CALVIN! 1686 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,800 DID YOU SEE THAT? CALVIN JUST SKATED RIGHT OVER 1687 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,870 THE WATERS OF THE SOUTH PAW-CIFIC! 1688 01:19:02,870 --> 01:19:06,812 Chuck: NOW THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE BRIDGE TOO FUR. 1689 01:19:10,812 --> 01:19:12,046 [CROWD CHEERING] 1690 01:19:12,046 --> 01:19:13,815 CALVIN AND TYCHO ARE GOING TO HAVE TIME 1691 01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,117 FOR JUST ONE MORE TRICK, HOLLY. 1692 01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:19,290 THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK, AND THEY ARE PICKING UP SOME SERIOUS SPEED. 1693 01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:25,563 [ARF ARF ARF] 1694 01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:30,131 Chuck: OHH! 1695 01:19:30,131 --> 01:19:34,037 OHH! 1696 01:19:37,037 --> 01:19:38,139 OHH! 1697 01:19:38,139 --> 01:19:40,474 AAH! 1698 01:19:40,474 --> 01:19:42,011 [BUZZER] 1699 01:19:44,011 --> 01:19:48,449 AND CALVIN STICKS THE LANDING! 1700 01:19:48,449 --> 01:19:51,051 WELL, HOW I'D DO? 1701 01:19:51,051 --> 01:19:53,321 Man: IT'S OBVIOUS PRESTON SABOTAGED THE EVENT. 1702 01:19:53,321 --> 01:19:54,288 HE'S DISQUALIFIED. 1703 01:19:54,288 --> 01:19:56,591 Boy: PRESTON PRICE CHEATED. 1704 01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:58,492 Woman: THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 1705 01:19:58,492 --> 01:19:59,894 LET'S WRAP IT UP. 1706 01:19:59,894 --> 01:20:02,898 WE AWARD THE ROUTINE... 1707 01:20:03,898 --> 01:20:05,000 A 99! 1708 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,501 THAT'S IT! FAME! 1709 01:20:07,501 --> 01:20:10,471 CALVIN WHEELER AND HIS DOG TYCHO THE TERRIBLE 1710 01:20:10,471 --> 01:20:15,477 HAVE JUST WON ROYAL HOUND'S TOP DOG FINAL! 1711 01:20:16,477 --> 01:20:17,211 ALL RIGHT, CALVIN! 1712 01:20:17,211 --> 01:20:20,493 GO, BABY! HOLD IT THERE, CALVIN! 1713 01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:34,395 TYCHO, CALVIN, THIS WAY! 1714 01:20:34,395 --> 01:20:35,029 Figg: GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE! 1715 01:20:36,029 --> 01:20:38,232 PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME! 1716 01:20:38,232 --> 01:20:39,232 HOW PREPARED WERE YOU? 1717 01:20:38,232 --> 01:20:39,600 YOU. 1718 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,570 EMILY WATSON, BEDFORD ANIMAL SHELTER 1719 01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:43,971 MONTHLY NEWSLETTER. 1720 01:20:43,971 --> 01:20:44,605 YES? 1721 01:20:44,605 --> 01:20:45,506 CALVIN, I WAS WONDERING, 1722 01:20:45,506 --> 01:20:49,914 DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE PRIZE MONEY? 1723 01:20:52,914 --> 01:20:54,015 I SURE DO. 1724 01:20:55,015 --> 01:20:57,289 [WOOF WOOF] 1725 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,259 [APPLAUSE] 1726 01:21:05,259 --> 01:21:07,929 AND JUST WHO WAS STEWART BICKFORD? 1727 01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:11,499 THE CREATOR OF GOTHAM MAN. 1728 01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:16,570 THESE RENOVATIONS WERE ONLY MADE POSSIBLE BY A GENEROUS DONATION 1729 01:21:16,570 --> 01:21:18,506 FROM CALVIN WHEELER AND HIS DOG, 1730 01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:22,376 A FORMER RESIDENT OF THIS SHELTER, 1731 01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:23,011 TYCHO THE TERRIBLE! 1732 01:21:24,011 --> 01:21:27,649 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1733 01:21:28,649 --> 01:21:31,962 YOU DID IT, CALVIN. 1734 01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:42,630 [ARF ARF ARF] 1735 01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,699 Girl: CUTE. YOU'RE A CHATTY DOG. 1736 01:21:44,699 --> 01:21:47,068 YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO CHATTY FOR OUR HOUSE. 1737 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,034 [ARF GRRR] 1738 01:21:48,034 --> 01:21:48,034 Calvin: YOU KNOW WHAT? 1739 01:21:48,903 --> 01:21:50,571 IF WE'RE EVER GOING TO GET RUFUS A HOME, 1740 01:21:50,571 --> 01:21:54,041 WE'VE GOT TO WORK ON HIS SOCIAL SKILLS. 1741 01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:55,209 RUFUS? 1742 01:21:55,209 --> 01:21:57,244 YOU KNOW WHAT MR. DUDLEY SAYS ABOUT NAMING THE ANIMALS. 1743 01:21:57,244 --> 01:22:00,648 WHAT CAN I SAY? HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE RUFUS TO ME. 1744 01:22:00,648 --> 01:22:03,587 GUYS, HE'S JUST SCARED, THAT'S ALL. 1745 01:22:06,587 --> 01:22:08,155 [ARF ARF ARF] 1746 01:22:08,155 --> 01:22:09,357 HEY, BUDDY. 1747 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:11,125 HEY, LITTLE GUY. 1748 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,059 HIYA. 1749 01:22:12,059 --> 01:22:15,196 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. 1750 01:22:15,196 --> 01:22:19,367 FIGG, HE ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. 1751 01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:20,068 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1752 01:22:20,068 --> 01:22:22,470 I'D SAY 5.2, MAYBE 5.3 POUNDS. 1753 01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:26,374 DEFINITELY UNDER THE WEIGHT LIMIT FOR MY APARTMENT COMPLEX. 1754 01:22:26,374 --> 01:22:30,144 LOOKS LIKE AND TYCHO HAVE SOME STIFF COMPETITION 1755 01:22:30,144 --> 01:22:31,679 FOR NEXT YEAR'S DOG SHOW. 1756 01:22:31,679 --> 01:22:32,547 HA! PLEASE. 1757 01:22:32,547 --> 01:22:34,548 AFTER THE PERFORMANCE TYCHO AND I GAVE, 1758 01:22:34,548 --> 01:22:37,385 I DON'T THINK THERE IS A DOG ON THIS EARTH... 1759 01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:38,619 COME ON, BUDDY. 1760 01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:40,154 OK, THAT CAN-- 1761 01:22:40,154 --> 01:22:40,154 OH, YES. 1762 01:22:40,988 --> 01:22:44,258 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY. YES, YOU ARE. 1763 01:22:44,258 --> 01:22:46,794 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME. 1764 01:22:46,794 --> 01:22:50,734 [WHIMPERING] 1765 01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:55,536 YOU KNOW WHAT, FIGG? 1766 01:22:55,536 --> 01:22:56,470 FIGG, WAIT. 1767 01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:58,105 HOW ABOUT WE TEAM UP? 1768 01:22:58,105 --> 01:22:59,573 YOU, ME, OUR DOGS, YOU KNOW? 1769 01:22:59,573 --> 01:23:05,212 WE CAN DO THIS KIND OF TAG TEAM TANDEM THING. 1770 01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,815 YEAH. I MEAN, WE CAN'T LOSE. 1771 01:23:07,815 --> 01:23:09,183 AT THE VERY LEAST, 1772 01:23:09,183 --> 01:23:11,152 YOU GONNA NEED A MANAGER. 1773 01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:14,488 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE TO HELP YOU COUNT THAT MONEY. 1774 01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:18,495 MM-HMM. HE'S GONNA BE OUR LITTLE STAR. 1775 01:23:21,495 --> 01:23:24,198 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP 1776 01:23:24,198 --> 01:23:28,804 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1777 01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:31,338 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1778 01:23:31,338 --> 01:23:32,473 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1779 01:23:32,473 --> 01:23:33,641 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1780 01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:34,708 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1781 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,343 ♪ COME HERE, COME HERE ♪ 1782 01:23:36,343 --> 01:23:37,611 ♪ HE DON'T SIT IN NO WINDOW ♪ 1783 01:23:37,611 --> 01:23:39,380 ♪ BECAUSE HE AIN'T FOR SALE ♪ 1784 01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:40,815 ♪ AND I'M KINDA SURE HE LIKES ME ♪ 1785 01:23:40,815 --> 01:23:42,616 ♪ BY THE WAY HE WAGS HIS TAIL ♪ 1786 01:23:42,616 --> 01:23:44,652 ♪ I KNOW HE'D TRY TO SAVE ME ♪ 1787 01:23:44,652 --> 01:23:46,220 ♪ IF I FELL DOWN THE WELL ♪ 1788 01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:48,189 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S A FRIEND I CAN DEPEND ON ♪ 1789 01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:50,091 ♪ LORDY, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? ♪ 1790 01:23:50,091 --> 01:23:51,091 ♪ IT'S A... ♪ 1791 01:23:51,091 --> 01:23:51,091 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1792 01:23:51,859 --> 01:23:53,494 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1793 01:23:53,494 --> 01:23:54,662 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1794 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:55,729 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1795 01:23:55,729 --> 01:23:57,431 ♪ LOOKIN' OUT FOR CALVIN ♪ 1796 01:23:57,431 --> 01:23:58,732 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1797 01:23:58,732 --> 01:23:59,800 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1798 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,168 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1799 01:24:01,168 --> 01:24:02,736 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1800 01:24:02,736 --> 01:24:03,504 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 1801 01:24:03,504 --> 01:24:05,473 ♪ HE CAN'T HELP THAT HE'S HAIRY ♪ 1802 01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:07,308 ♪ IF HE WASN'T, HE WOULD FREEZE ♪ 1803 01:24:07,308 --> 01:24:08,209 ♪ AND HE CAN'T HELP THAT ♪ 1804 01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:10,544 ♪ HE'S A WALKING HOTEL FOR SOME FLEAS ♪ 1805 01:24:10,544 --> 01:24:12,713 ♪ NOW, HE AIN'T MUCH ON MANNERS ♪ 1806 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:14,315 ♪ ALTHOUGH HE AIMS TO PLEASE ♪ 1807 01:24:14,315 --> 01:24:16,484 ♪ HIS CALLING CARD IS IN THE YARD ♪ 1808 01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:17,451 ♪ REMEMBER, WIPE YOUR FEET ♪ 1809 01:24:17,451 --> 01:24:19,353 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S A... ♪ 1810 01:24:19,353 --> 01:24:20,488 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 1811 01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:21,489 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1812 01:24:21,489 --> 01:24:22,590 ♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪ 1813 01:24:22,590 --> 01:24:25,000 ♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪ 119565