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LOOK, MOM. PUPPIES!
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CAN I HAVE ONE?
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SEE YA.
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AW...CAN I KEEP HIM?
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YES, LET'S
TAKE HIM HOME.
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GO AHEAD,
YOU CAN PICK ONE OUT.
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THANKS, DAD.
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I WANT THIS ONE.
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NOW, YOU SURE, HONEY?
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MAKE SURE YOU
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.
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I WILL.
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[PUPPIES WHIMPER]
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GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY.
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[PUPPY WHIMPERS]
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BEAT IT,
FILTHY MUTT!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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[BARKS]
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LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE.
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[BARKS]
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OK, BIG FELLA.
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NICE AND EASY, NOW.
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THERE HE GOES!
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CALL FOR BACKUP NOW!
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[CAR PEELS OUT]
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THERE HE IS!
GO! GO! GO!
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Radio: CALLING ALL UNITS,
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ALL UNITS CONVERGE
ON THE CORNER
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OF EUCLID AND ELM.
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WE HAVE A 5-1-1 IN PROGRESS.
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STOP THAT DOG!
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I GOT YA!
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LOOK OUT!
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OH, MOMMY!
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GET BACK HERE!
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HE'S UNDER
THE TABLE!
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HEY, STOP THAT DOG!
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HEY, YOU!
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WATCH HIM!
WATCH HIM!
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HEY, HE GOT
AWAY FROM US AGAIN!
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[SIREN BLARES]
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HEY, THERE HE IS!
LET'S GET HIM!
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Woman: OH, MY CLOTHES!
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HE'S DESTROYING
MY VINTAGE CLOTHES!
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CUT HIM OFF!
CUT HIM OFF!
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WHERE'S MY BACKUP?
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I WANT EVERY AVAILABLE
UNIT OUT HERE NOW!
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EASY. RELAX.
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[WHIMPERS]
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GOOD JOB.
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ONLY 2 MORE ISSUES TO GO.
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MORNING, MOM.
MORNING, DAD.
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HI, HONEY.
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HEY, SON.
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GOOD MORNING, HONEY.
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CALVIN, TRASH
GOES OUT THIS MORNING.
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IT'S COVERED, DAD!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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FIGG, YEAH, MAN.
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I'M RUNNING A COUPLE
MINUTES LATE.
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ADJUST MY SCHEDULE
ACCORDINGLY. ALL RIGHT.
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CALVIN!
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YO, LOU AND THRASH,
WHAT'S UP?
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DUDE, THANKS
FOR HOOKING US UP
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WITH THOSE
MUDBUCKET TICKETS.
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YEAH, THAT CONCERT ROCKED!
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LOU, DON'T FORGET THE
LAWN CLIPPINGS, GUYS.
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GOOD MORNING,
MR. WHEELER.
YOUR SON ROCKS.
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YOU MUST BE,
LIKE, REALLY PROUD.
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♪ MMM...COME ON ♪
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♪ UNGH ♪
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YO. YO. YO.
YO. YO. YO. YO.
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WHAT'S
THE WORD, FIGG?
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT
A POP QUIZ COMING UP
IN FIFTH PERIOD.
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ALSO, THEY
MAILED OUT THIRD QUARTER
REPORT CARDS YESTERDAY,
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SO HEAD'S UP AT HOME.
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GOT IT.
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AND YOU STILL NEED A DATE
FOR THE SPRING DANCE.
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I COMPILED A DOSSIER
FROM THE TOP CONTENDERS
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AND SCHEDULED INTERVIEWS
FOR LUNCH PERIOD.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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PRETTY SIMPLE DAY,
YOU KNOW?
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Figg: OK, GIRLS IF
YOU'LL PLEASE BE SEATED.
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I'M CAPTAIN OF
THE CHEER SQUAD,
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A GREAT DANCER,
OH, AND I LOOK
SPECTACULAR
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IN ALL
SPRING COLORS.
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YOU HAVE IMPRESSIVE
QUALIFICATIONS, JULIE.
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BUT I DO HAVE
ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
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SURE, ANYTHING!
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WHAT IS THE NAME
OF GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY?
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I'M SORRY?
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GOTHAM MAN?
PROTON COMICS?
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CREATED BY ARTIST
STEWART BICKFORD
IN 1947--
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RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.
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THE SUPERHERO.
BUT WHY ARE YOU--
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LOOK. LOOK. LOOK.
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DO YOU KNOW THE NAME
OF HIS ARCH-ENEMY OR NOT?
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SURE! IT'S...
I THINK...
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CHARLIE.
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THANKS, JULIE.
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. NEXT!
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WAIT! FRANK?
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JIM? TIM? EUGENE?
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CAN'T THIS BE
MULTIPLE CHOICE
OR SOMETHING?
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OK, NEXT!
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SUPPORT THE LOCAL
ANIMAL SHELTER.
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THE SHELTER IS
IN DESPERATE NEED
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OF RENOVATIONS
AND VOLUNTEERS.
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PLEASE, TAKE A FLYER.
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OH, EMILY!
SURE, I'LL TAKE ONE.
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OK, LOOK.
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FIGG, THIS IS
THE LIST OF COMICS
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I NEED YOU
TO PICK UP FOR ME. OK?
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Figg: OK.
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THANKS LOADS, CALVIN.
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OH, AND THAT'S
A TRICK QUESTION.
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GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY
HAS NO NAME.
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Emily: PLEASE SAVE
THE ANIMAL SHELTER!
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HI, THERE.
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I'M SORRY, EMILY.
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YOU KNOW HOW SHORT
WE ARE IN FUNDING.
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WE JUST DON'T
HAVE THE SPACE.
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PLEASE, MR. DUDLEY,
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME!
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I KNOW THAT I CAN
FIND TYCHO A HOME!
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HI, THERE, BUDDY.
HEY, TYCHO.
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TYCHO? EMILY,
WE TALKED ABOUT
NAMING THE ANIMALS.
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IT JUST
MAKES IT HARDER WHEN...
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THINGS DON'T WORK OUT.
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BUT I'VE BEEN
WORKING WITH HIM,
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TRAINING HIM.
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HE'S REALLY VERY SWEET.
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AND...I TAUGHT HIM A TRICK.
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HEY! HEY!
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UM, NO, STOP IT.
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UM, THAT WASN'T
THE TRICK.
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EMILY, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
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WE CAN'T SAVE 'EM ALL.
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IT'S OK, TYCHO.
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WE'LL FIND YOU A HOME.
I PROMISE.
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Calvin: YOU KNOW,
IT'S MY DREAM
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TO GET
GOTHAM MAN #1.
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
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THE DARK DRAGON
CHRONICLES
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REPRESENTS THE
PINNACLE OF THE
GOTHAM MAN LEGACY.
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BUT I MEAN,
THE ORIGINAL GOTHAM MAN,
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HE'S, LIKE--
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HEY, CALVIN!
POP-A-WHEELER!
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WE NEED
TO TALK, MAN.
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HEY, MAMA.
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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DON'T MIND IF WE USE
THIS SPACE A LITTLE BIT,
DO YOU?
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NO, YOU GO AHEAD, BABY.
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CALVIN, HAVE A SEAT.
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OK. SEAT?
THAT AIN'T GONNA HURT.
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LISTEN, MAN.
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TONIGHT IS THE LAST
GAME OF THE SEASON.
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WE WIN THIS GAME,
WE CLINCH REGIONALS.
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YOU GUYS ARE
6 1/2 POINT FAVORITES.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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WESTLAKE SOMEHOW
GOT A HOLD OF
OUR PLAYBOOK,
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AND THEY'RE
GONNA KNOW ALL
OF OUR SCHEMES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT
GONNA COST US?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WOULDN'T JUST DO IT
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IN THE NAME OF
GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP?
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YOU KNOW, SCHOOL SPIRIT?
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'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, CALVIN.
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OK, GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME.
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COME ON, FIGG.
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HOOK ME UP, MAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
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THE GAME STARTS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS!
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I'M THINKING
GOTHAM MAN NUMBER 43.
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TRADE.
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BUT HOW AND WHO?
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YOU KNOW, UM,
SIMON GIMPLE?
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SURE, HE GOES
TO WESTLAKE.
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YEAH, HE'S ALSO
THE BASKETBALL TEAM
EQUIPMENT MANAGER.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
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SO, HOW'S
THE PIZZA, SIMON?
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CALVIN?
WHERE ARE YOU?
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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DID YOU BRING IT?
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UM...
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Announcer: AND NOW,
TO AMAZE, EXCITE,
AND INSPIRE,
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THE BEDFORD HIGH
PRE-GAME PREP COMMITTEE
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IS PROUD TO PRESENT
PRESTON PRICE
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AND HIS WONDER DOG JACQUES!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IT IS OUR HOPE THAT
JACQUES' RIVETING PERFORMANCE
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WILL INSPIRE YOU ALL
TO BE CHAMPIONS.
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OK. OK.
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Man: DO IT!
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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COULD YOU GUYS
STEP AWAY FROM
JACQUES, PLEASE?
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HOP UP!
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AH, GOOD BOY.
GOOD BOY.
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OH, ISN'T THAT
LITTLE DOG CUTE?!
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CALVIN, WE NEED
THAT BOOK.
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I BROUGHT IT,
BUT, UH--
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SIMON, COME ON, MAN,
WE HAD A DEAL. OK?
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NOW SLIP IT IN
ONE OF THE NEWSPAPERS
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IN THE RACK,
BY THE DOOR. YEAH.
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LOOK, CALVIN,
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
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GET ME SOMETHING COOL
FOR THIS.
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SOMETHING HI-TECH.
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MAN, YOU'RE HOLDING IT.
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THAT CELL PHONE
IS A RANYO SCH-600, MAN.
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THAT CELL PHONE
DOESN'T EVEN
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COME OUT IN THE U.S.
UNTIL NEXT YEAR. ENJOY.
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I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.
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I FEEL LIKE
A TRAITOR OR SOMETHING.
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CALVIN? HELLO?
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ARE YOU THERE? HELLO?
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CALVIN, ARE
YOU THERE? HELLO?
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GOOD BOY. GOD BOY.
LET'S SKATEBOARD.
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GOOD BOY.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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[CROWD YAWNS]
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THANK YOU.
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JACQUES AND I THANK YOU.
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IF JACQUES AND I DIDN'T
FIRE UP THIS TEAM,
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NOTHING WILL.
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[CROWD CHEERS
AND BAND PLAYS]
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YO, FIGG!
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COME HERE!
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WHERE'S CALVIN
AT, MAN?
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WE'RE GONNA GET
CRUSHED OUT THERE!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HE'LL BE HERE.
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THIS IS JUST LIKE
ISSUE 511 OF GOTHAM MAN.
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All: WHAT?!
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WHERE THE NAMELESS ONE
STOLE THE BLUEPRINTS
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FROM THE GOTHAM CAVE.
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FIGG, IF WE
LOSE THIS GAME,
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WE'RE GONNA
NEED SOMEONE
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TO TAKE OUR
FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON,
ARE YOU FEELIN' ME?
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All: WILDCATS!
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GO, WILDCATS!
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YO, FIGG!
241
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,053
OH, CALVIN.
242
00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:46,559
YO, THIS SHOULD
EVEN THINGS UP A LITTLE.
243
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,527
HA HA!
THE WESTLAKE PLAYBOOK!
244
00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,527
YES!
245
00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,495
YEAH!
246
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,930
CALVIN,
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU PULLED THIS OFF.
247
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,900
RICH, PLEASE,
PAY THE MAN.
248
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,139
GRR! HA!
249
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:04,109
GOTHAM MAN. ISSUE #2.
250
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:04,109
All: OOH.
251
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:07,512
WE ARE GOING TO
WIN THIS THING, GUYS.
252
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:08,513
THIS IS
PROMISED LAND TIME,
253
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:09,614
AND I'M TAKIN' US THERE,
Y'ALL!
254
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,116
COME ON! LET'S DO THIS!
255
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,957
LET'S GO!
256
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:23,663
WHOO! YEAH, BABY!
GAME TIME, BABY! YEAH!
257
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,698
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
258
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,967
IT'S ME AND JACQUES.
259
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:34,706
OUR CHAMPIONSHIP SPIRIT
IS, LIKE, TOTALLY CONTAGIOUS.
260
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,641
♪ DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF
TO BE A CHAMPION? ♪
261
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,276
♪ GOTTA FEEL THE LIFE,
GOTTA FEEL THE THUNDER ♪
262
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,146
♪ DEAL WITH ANGUISH, ANGER,
REACH DOWN IN YOURSELF ♪
263
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,181
♪ HIS PLAYING'S NO STRANGER,
YOU CAN TELL ♪
264
00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,083
♪ MOMENTS AND OPPONENTS
ARE BROKEN DOWN ♪
265
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,584
♪ YOU NEED A BRAVE HEART,
GOTTA PLAY ON ♪
266
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:48,954
♪ WITH POWER, SKILL,
AND GRACE ♪
267
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,157
♪ WE WILL DISGRACE ANYONE
WHO STEPS IN MY FACE ♪
268
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,458
♪ NOW I'M GONNA PRESS YOU ♪
269
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,294
♪ WE'RE THE NEW SCHOOL,
TAKE A DOUBLE SCOOP ♪
270
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:57,462
♪ SO WE'RE TAKING ON
ALL WE WANT ♪
271
00:14:57,462 --> 00:15:01,733
♪ AND WE'VE BEEN LEARNIN'
AND REHEARSIN'
FOR A REASON ♪
272
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,401
♪ GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS? ♪
273
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:06,104
♪ I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA BURN IT ALL THE WAY ♪
274
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:07,439
♪ GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS? ♪
275
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:12,484
♪ I DO WHAT WE WANT,
AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY ♪
276
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,452
WE WOULD
LIKE TO THANK
277
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,021
THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY
OF BEDFORD JUNIOR HIGH
278
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,623
WHO CAME OUT HERE
FOR THIS SEASON
279
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:26,658
TO SUPPORT US.
280
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,294
COME ON, Y'ALL.
281
00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:31,529
BUT WE COULD NOT
HAVE DONE THIS
282
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,365
WITHOUT THE HELP
OF A VERY,
283
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,632
VERY SPECIAL FAN.
284
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,701
WE ARE DEDICATING
THIS ONE TO HIM.
285
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,069
THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING.
286
00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:39,504
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
287
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:41,072
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
288
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:41,072
IT WAS THE LEAST
I COULD DO.
289
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,595
CALVIN WHEELER!
GIVE IT UP, Y'ALL!
290
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,666
HEY, MOM. HI, DAD.
291
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,668
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
292
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,404
DID SOMEBODY DIE?
293
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:16,741
MM-HMM.
MR. GRADE POINT AVERAGE.
294
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:20,312
MY GRADE
POINT AVERAGE? HMM?
295
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,181
NO WAY,
THAT CANNOT BE MINE.
296
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,116
I AM PASSING
EVERY CLASS.
297
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,751
NO, YOU ARE BARELY
PASSING EVERY CLASS.
298
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,453
YOU'RE DOING
JUST ENOUGH TO GET BY.
299
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:30,188
AND NOT JUST AT SCHOOL.
300
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,558
TAKE THE GARBAGE,
FOR EXAMPLE.
301
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:34,526
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
302
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,728
DID LOU AND THRASH
FORGET THE LAWN
TRIMMINGS?
303
00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:39,497
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA TALK
TO THEM.
304
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,799
YOU'RE MISSING
THE POINT, CALVIN.
305
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,634
WE ASKED YOU
TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT.
306
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,803
ALL YOUR TEACHERS SAY
YOU'RE BRIGHT AND POPULAR,
307
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:45,971
BUT THAT IS
NOT ENOUGH, CALVIN!
308
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,474
LOOK, WE WANT YOU
TO GO TO COLLEGE,
HAVE A REAL FUTURE,
309
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:50,375
BUT THAT'S
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
310
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:54,790
IF YOU KEEP TAKING
EVERY SHORTCUT YOU CAN.
311
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:10,770
ISSUE #2 DOWN,
ISSUE #1 TO GO.
312
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,578
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
313
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,612
THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE.
314
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,416
WHAT'S UP, FIGG?
315
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,487
FIGG? FIGG, YOU OK?
316
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:39,709
NONG'S COMICS. MAIN
STREET GO!
317
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,845
THAT...
318
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,881
THAT CAN'T BE
WHAT I THINK IT IS.
319
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,750
1947.
GOTHAM MAN.
320
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,353
NUMERO UNO.
321
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,623
EDITION ONE.
322
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,623
[SPRAYING]
323
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,424
BUT...
324
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:16,261
THERE'S ONLY
8 KNOWN COPIES
325
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,264
IN EXISTENCE.
326
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,702
LOOK AT
THE PRICE, CALVIN.
327
00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:26,407
$3,000?
328
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:30,175
THERE'S NO WAY.
329
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:35,847
YOUR CURRENT NET WORTH
IS $144.63.
330
00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:38,750
SO, THAT MEANS
I'LL NEED TO RAISE...
331
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:42,453
LESS 3,000.
332
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,656
$2,855.37.
333
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:48,326
NOT INCLUDING TAX.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
334
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:49,661
IT'S WHAT?
335
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,598
WHAT DO WE SAY
ABOUT "THE IMPOSSIBLE?"
336
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:55,700
OK. OK.
337
00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:01,474
EXPECT...THE IMPOSSIBLE!
338
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:06,749
FIGG! GET DOWN!
339
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:12,850
ALL RIGHT.
340
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,985
CAREFUL.
341
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,487
NOT THERE,
YOU DUFUS.
342
00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:18,523
JACQUES AND I
NEED A FULL 100 FEET
343
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,458
FOR OUR TRAINING.
344
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,359
[DOG BARKS]
345
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,728
JACQUES!
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
346
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:26,764
AAH!
347
00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:28,600
GET AWAY FROM JACQUES!
348
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,567
[GROANING]
349
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:30,902
OH, JACQUES,
MY PRECIOUS.
350
00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:34,706
DID THAT BAD,
BAD BOY HURT YOU?
351
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,342
ARE YOU CRAZY?
352
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,844
THAT LITTLE RAT
OF YOURS ATTACKED ME.
353
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,646
THIS...RAT...
354
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:45,516
HAPPENS TO BE
JEAN JACQUES
ST. GERMAINE DE DUPREE.
355
00:19:45,516 --> 00:19:48,453
HE'S AN AWARD-WINNING
PURE-BRED TERRIER.
356
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,722
WE'VE WON
ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S
357
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,691
TOP DOG INVITATIONAL
2 YEARS IN A ROW.
358
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,426
CONGRATULATIONS.
359
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,762
IF I EVER DECIDE
TO GIVE A FLYING WHOOP,
360
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,597
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
361
00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:03,301
YEAH?
WELL, WHOOP ON THIS.
362
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,005
FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000.
363
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,606
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
364
00:20:08,606 --> 00:20:09,641
$5,000.
365
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,876
WE DEFEND
OUR TITLE IN 2 WEEKS
366
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,345
AT THE BEDFORD
CIVIC CENTER.
367
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,714
ACCORDING TO
THE ROYAL HOUND
TOP DOG RULE BOOK,
368
00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,983
THEIR INVITATIONAL
FINALS IS HELD
ONCE A YEAR.
369
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,518
IN ORDER TO QUALIFY,
370
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:21,519
YOU HAVE TO
PLACE FIRST
371
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,720
IN AT LEAST
ONE REGULAR SEASON
372
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,021
TOP DOG EVENT.
373
00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:26,924
WIN ONE EVENT TO QUALIFY?
NO PROBLEM.
374
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:29,329
Woman: SHH.
375
00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:32,897
THAT GETS YOU AN
AUTOMATIC INVITATION
376
00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:34,499
TO THE TOP
DOG FINALS.
377
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,767
IT'S A
FREESTYLE EVENT
378
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,669
JUDGED ON A SCALE
OF ONE TO 100.
379
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,337
THE OWNER OF
THE DOG MUST PERFORM
380
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,705
A 90-SECOND ROUTINE.
381
00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,340
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
382
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,508
TRICKS, ACROBATICS,
383
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:44,709
WHATEVER WILL
IMPRESS THE JUDGES.
384
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,779
SOUNDS LIKE EASY MONEY.
HA HA HA!
385
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:48,780
Woman: SHH!
386
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:52,750
YEAH, EXCEPT
THE TOP DOG SEASON
IS ALMOST OVER,
387
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,085
AND WE HAPPEN
TO BE MISSING
388
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,020
SOMETHING
KIND OF IMPORTANT.
389
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,856
LIKE WHAT?
390
00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:02,594
Woman: SHH!
391
00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:06,799
A DOG.
392
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,767
THIS ONE'S 850.
393
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:12,069
850?
394
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:12,069
DOLLARS?!
395
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,940
CALVIN, THESE ARE
REAL, PURE-BRED DOGS.
396
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,742
THEY COST REAL MONEY.
397
00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:21,782
YEAH, YEAH, WE NEED ONE
WE CAN GET REAL CHEAP.
398
00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:25,017
WHAT'S THIS SAY?
399
00:21:26,017 --> 00:21:29,497
CENTRAL CITY
ANIMAL SHELTER?
400
00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:40,998
HELLO, THERE.
401
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:42,367
SUGAR WOOGAR.
402
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,968
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
403
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,945
HELLO. HELLO,
LITTLE BUDDY.
404
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,046
CALVIN?
405
00:21:55,046 --> 00:21:58,453
OH, HEY, EMILY.
406
00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,122
SO, HOW DOES
THIS WORK?
407
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:07,725
HOW DOES
WHAT WORK, EXACTLY?
408
00:22:07,725 --> 00:22:09,059
YOU KNOW!
409
00:22:09,059 --> 00:22:12,965
ME, YOU KNOW,
GETTING A DOG.
410
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,400
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
411
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,968
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
HOLD MY PUPPY
412
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,703
WHEN I BROUGHT HIM IN
FOR SHOW AND TELL
413
00:22:18,703 --> 00:22:20,070
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
414
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,707
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
415
00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:24,475
YOU SAID THAT
ANIMALS WERE DIRTY.
416
00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:25,543
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
417
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,912
CALVIN, I HAVE
KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS!
418
00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:28,746
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING
419
00:22:28,746 --> 00:22:31,115
UNLESS THERE'S
SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU.
420
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:32,817
YOU KNOW WHAT?
421
00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:35,153
I THOUGHT MAYBE
ADOPTING A DOG
422
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,087
WOULD BE
GOOD FOR ME,
423
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:38,022
HELP ME TURN OVER
A NEW LEAF.
424
00:22:39,022 --> 00:22:42,495
MAYBE I CAME TO
THE WRONG PLACE.
425
00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:46,097
CALVIN, WAIT.
426
00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:50,135
UM, THERE IS ONE DOG.
427
00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:52,570
WHAT IS THAT THING?
428
00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,075
I NAMED HIM TYCHO.
429
00:22:58,075 --> 00:23:01,479
AW, HE LIKES YOU.
430
00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:03,816
AW, GOOD BOY, TYCHO.
431
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,550
OK. LOOK. OK.
432
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,619
ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY,
433
00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:12,559
100% SURE THIS IS
THE ONLY DOG AVAILABLE?
434
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,526
AAH!
435
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,761
TYCHO! NO!
436
00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:19,063
GIVE ME THE SHIRT!
GIVE ME!
437
00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:21,632
TYCHO, WILL YOU
LET GO OF HIS SHIRT?
438
00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,632
PLEASE, TYCHO.
439
00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,202
GIVE ME THE SHIRT.
440
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,703
OHH!
441
00:23:25,703 --> 00:23:27,738
HE LOVES TO
PLAY TUG-OF-WAR.
442
00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:31,679
TAKE HIM OR LEAVE HIM.
443
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:36,681
OH, AND DO ME A FAVOR.
444
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:40,818
DON'T BUY
ANY ROYAL HOUND
BRAND DOG FOOD
445
00:23:40,818 --> 00:23:43,087
OR ANY OF THEIR PRODUCTS.
446
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:45,656
THEY SPONSOR THESE
HORRIBLE DOG SHOWS
447
00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:47,792
AND I CAN'T STAND SEEING
ANIMALS EXPLOITED.
448
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:51,796
OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. HEH.
ME, NEITHER.
449
00:23:51,796 --> 00:23:52,931
OK, UM...
450
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,634
ALL YOU NEED IS
A SIGNATURE FROM
A PARENT OR GUARDIAN.
451
00:23:56,634 --> 00:24:01,138
THAT'S NOT GOING
TO BE A PROBLEM, IS IT?
452
00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:05,716
NO, UH...OF COURSE NOT.
453
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,752
PROMISE YOU WILL
WORK HARDER NEXT SEMESTER?
454
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,654
I MEAN IT THIS TIME,
CALVIN. NO SHORTCUTS.
455
00:24:16,654 --> 00:24:19,724
I'LL BRING UP MY MARKS,
I PROMISE, OK?
456
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:23,094
OK. NOW DON'T FORGET.
SIGN HERE...
457
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:24,662
[YAWNING]
458
00:24:24,662 --> 00:24:26,764
AND RIGHT DOWN THERE.
459
00:24:26,764 --> 00:24:27,665
HERE?
460
00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:29,568
OK.
461
00:24:30,568 --> 00:24:32,739
THANK YOU, MOM.
462
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:35,840
[SLURPING]
463
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,707
[GROANING]
464
00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:38,676
ECCH!
465
00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:41,779
OK, OK.
SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
466
00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:43,781
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,
ABOUT GERMS?
467
00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:44,016
NO, ACTUALLY HE SHOULD.
468
00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,752
A DOG'S MOUTH IS CLEANER
THAN A HUMAN'S.
469
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:49,220
[TYCHO DRINKING FROM TOILET]
470
00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:53,858
I FIND THAT VERY HARD
TO BELIEVE.
471
00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:55,593
TYCHO!
472
00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:56,961
COME HERE, BOY.
473
00:24:56,961 --> 00:24:58,596
COME HERE. TCH TCH!
474
00:24:58,596 --> 00:25:03,801
OK, NOW THIS IS MY
HOME NUMBER.
475
00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:04,669
OK.
476
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,771
GIVE ME A CALL
IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
477
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,240
AND I'LL BE COMING BY
YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT 10 DAYS.
478
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,641
REALLY?
479
00:25:10,641 --> 00:25:13,077
YEAH. IT'S A STANDARD
POST-ADOPTION INTERVIEW.
480
00:25:13,077 --> 00:25:15,846
JUST MAKE SURE THAT
YOU'RE FIT AS AN OWNER.
481
00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:16,681
COOL.
482
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,649
COME ON, BUDDY.
COME ON.
483
00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:21,852
CALVIN, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS DOG NOW.
484
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:23,621
YOU DO REALIZE THAT?
485
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:25,723
HEY, NO PROBLEM.
486
00:25:25,723 --> 00:25:26,857
[WOOF WOOF]
487
00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:28,859
OOH!
488
00:25:28,859 --> 00:25:29,927
[SIGHS]
489
00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:31,931
OK, LET'S GO.
490
00:25:33,931 --> 00:25:36,834
ALL RIGHT. GIDDY-UP!
491
00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,903
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
492
00:25:38,903 --> 00:25:40,871
I'M NOT GONNA PULL YOU, OK?
493
00:25:40,871 --> 00:25:42,007
YOU ARE GONNA PULL ME, OK?
494
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:44,775
OK. LET'S GO.
495
00:25:44,775 --> 00:25:46,979
[ARF ARF]
496
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,979
[WOOF]
497
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,947
WHOA!
498
00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:51,115
♪ WHO WANTS SOME FUN? ♪
499
00:25:51,115 --> 00:25:52,283
♪ BREAK OUT THE FUN ♪
500
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:54,185
♪ WHO WANTS SOME FUN? ♪
501
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,420
♪ BREAK OUT THE FUN ♪
502
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,088
♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP
AND JUMP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪
503
00:25:58,088 --> 00:26:03,696
♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP
AND KEEP IT BOLD? ♪
504
00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:08,633
WHOA!
505
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:09,736
UNH!
506
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:12,003
TYCHO! SIT!
507
00:26:13,003 --> 00:26:16,273
TYCHO!
508
00:26:16,273 --> 00:26:17,375
TYCHO!
509
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,576
WHOA!
510
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,678
♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP
AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH? ♪
511
00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:24,982
♪ CAN WE RUN AND HOP
AND JUMP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪
512
00:26:24,982 --> 00:26:27,852
TYCHO!
513
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,153
THIS IS GETTIN' RIDICULOUS!
514
00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:31,856
YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
515
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,924
DON'T YOU MOVE.
516
00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:36,227
OK, HURRY UP.
517
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:36,227
WHOA!
518
00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:38,729
♪ WE HAVE TO SHOW
THAT WE CAN ♪
519
00:26:38,729 --> 00:26:42,733
♪ RUN AND JUMP AND HOP
AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH ♪
520
00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:43,934
WHOA!
521
00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:50,808
♪ CAN WE RUN AND JUMP
AND HOP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH? ♪
522
00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,109
♪ KEEP IT BOLD,
KEEP IT BOLD ♪
523
00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:54,211
WHOA! OH--OH!
524
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:56,915
[WHIMPERS]
525
00:26:57,915 --> 00:27:00,351
WHERE'D TYCHO GO? OHH!
526
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:02,853
TYCHO?
527
00:27:02,853 --> 00:27:05,890
OHH!
528
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,725
OH HO!
529
00:27:07,725 --> 00:27:10,761
YEAH! CAUGHT YA!
HA HA HA HA!
530
00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,030
ME AND YOU GOTTA
HAVE A TALK.
531
00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:14,765
WHOA! NO! STOP! WHOA!
532
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,701
LOOK OUT!
533
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:17,636
DO YOU HEAR ME? BAD DOG!
534
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:22,840
NO, NO! NOT THE HILL,
PLEASE! NOT THE HILL!
535
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,844
TYCHO! TYCHO!
GET BACK HERE!
536
00:27:26,844 --> 00:27:31,315
STOP! STOP, TYCHO!
STOP! I'M LOSIN' MY GRIP!
537
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:34,351
TYCHO!
538
00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:38,055
OH, TYCHO! AAH!
539
00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:41,859
AAH! NO!
540
00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:46,465
AAH!
541
00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:48,399
[WOOF]
542
00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:50,367
[WHIMPERS]
543
00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:52,336
[COUGHING]
544
00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:54,074
[WOOF]
545
00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:58,175
[WOOF]
546
00:27:58,175 --> 00:28:01,846
OH, TYCHO!
547
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,482
COME ON, MAN.
IT'S JUST FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
548
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,883
I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.
549
00:28:05,883 --> 00:28:07,184
LOOK, MAN, YOU WON'T
EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE.
550
00:28:07,184 --> 00:28:09,820
WHY CAN'T HE JUST
STAY WITH YOU?
551
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:10,788
ARE YOU CRAZY?
552
00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:12,356
MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN
LET ME HAVE A GOLDFISH.
553
00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:16,227
LOOK, MAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE
ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN,
554
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,896
WHEN HE HAD TO TAME
THOSE WILD STAMPEDING
BUFFALO MUTANTS?
555
00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:22,334
YEAH, BUT GOTHAM MAN HAS,
LIKE, SUPER POWERS.
556
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,538
SO DO YOU.
557
00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,940
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW IT YET.
558
00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:33,844
CALVIN. CALVIN,
YOU CAN'T BE SE--
559
00:28:33,844 --> 00:28:36,882
[WOOF WOOF]
560
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,558
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
561
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,426
HEY, MAN, YOU OK?
562
00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:50,528
7 POUNDS.
563
00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:52,530
THAT'S THE WEIGHT LIMIT
ALLOWED FOR PETS
564
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:55,900
AT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.
7 POUNDS.
565
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,935
COME ON, FIGG, MAN,
I WAS COUNTING ON YOU.
566
00:28:57,935 --> 00:29:00,204
ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN.
REMEMBER?
567
00:29:00,204 --> 00:29:03,974
GOTHAM MAN'S LANDLORD
NEVER THREATENED
TO EVICT HIM.
568
00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:05,176
[WOOF WOOF]
569
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:09,480
TYCHO'S, LIKE, 24 TIMES
OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT.
570
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,249
RIGHT. LET'S JUST
GET HIM IN HERE.
571
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,249
[WOOF]
572
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,451
SHH! SHH! SHH!
573
00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:16,086
GO! GO.
574
00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:20,591
[SCOFFS] LATER, MAN.
575
00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:22,829
LATER.
576
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:25,496
HEY!
577
00:29:25,496 --> 00:29:26,230
HEY, HEY, HEY.
578
00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:28,566
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, BUDDY?
579
00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,601
YOU ARE A GUEST
IN MY HOME.
580
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:31,535
[WOOF WOOF]
581
00:29:31,535 --> 00:29:33,137
HEY, HEY, HEY.
SHH! SHH!
582
00:29:33,137 --> 00:29:33,137
CONTROL YOURSELF.
583
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,940
OK, LOOK.
YOU SLEEP HERE. OK?
584
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:36,007
[WOOF]
585
00:29:37,007 --> 00:29:38,976
HEY! HEY.
586
00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:40,411
YOU--OK, COME ON.
587
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,946
GET ON.
588
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,347
[WOOF]
589
00:29:43,347 --> 00:29:44,448
ALL RIGHT. SHH!
590
00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:45,449
QUIET. OK?
591
00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:46,283
[WHIMPERS]
592
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,384
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
593
00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:49,620
YOU JUST SLEEP--
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?
594
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:50,621
GO LIKE THIS.
595
00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:53,191
GO JUST LIKE THIS.
596
00:29:54,191 --> 00:29:57,896
[WHIMPERS]
597
00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:00,898
SAY, YOU'RE SLICK.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
598
00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:02,867
FINALLY!
599
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:06,370
OK? SEE? SLEEP TIME.
600
00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:08,076
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.
601
00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:15,579
OH! HEY. HEY, HEY.
602
00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:17,283
HEY.
603
00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,552
[GRRR]
604
00:30:21,552 --> 00:30:24,660
[SNORING]
605
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,934
[SNORING]
606
00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:40,104
HEY, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OK?
607
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:40,104
HUH?
608
00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:41,706
HEARD YOU SNORING
LAST NIGHT.
609
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:44,541
IT SOUNDED AWFUL.
ARE YOU GETTING A COLD?
610
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:48,512
UH...UH, YEAH.
[FAKES COUGHING]
611
00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:51,382
I'M COMING DOWN
WITH SOMETHING.
'CHOO!
612
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:52,249
EXCUSE ME.
613
00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:53,450
AND ONE MORE THING, CALVIN.
614
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:57,056
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.
YOU REALLY NEED TO
SHOWER EVERY DAY.
615
00:30:59,056 --> 00:31:01,492
[SNIFFING]
616
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:03,294
OK. THERE'S ONLY ONE
SANCTIONED EVENT LEFT
617
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,162
IN THE TOP DOG REGULAR
SEASON CIRCUIT.
618
00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:09,600
IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE
TO GET AN INVITATION
TO THE TOP DOG FINALS.
619
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,634
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN IT.
620
00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,269
"OWNERS MUST
LEAD THEIR DOGS
621
00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:13,103
"THROUGH A SERIES
622
00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:14,271
"OF RAMPS, TUNNELS,
AND WATER HAZARDS.
623
00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:19,644
TIME PENALTIES WILL BE
ASSESSED FOR EACH MISSED
OBSTACLE."
624
00:31:20,644 --> 00:31:22,680
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT?
625
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,815
[GRRR]
626
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:27,418
WELL, WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE COMPETING
IN THE DOG SHOW
627
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,453
WITH JEAN JACQUESQUISE,
628
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,021
ANCIENT DOO DOO,
I DECIDED TO PUT
MY DOG IN THERE.
629
00:31:32,021 --> 00:31:33,089
[GRRR]
630
00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:33,089
[WHIMPERS]
631
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,092
YOU MAY BE A BIG
DEAL AT SCHOOL,
632
00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:38,329
BUT DOG SHOWS ARE
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
633
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:39,663
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
634
00:31:39,663 --> 00:31:41,332
I WILL DESTROY YOU.
635
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,634
CHILL, PRESTON. LOOK, MAN,
636
00:31:43,634 --> 00:31:46,603
I'M NOT TRYING TO STEP
ON ANYBODY'S TOES HERE.
637
00:31:46,603 --> 00:31:47,304
OK?
638
00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:48,405
YOU LISTEN TO ME
VERY CLOSELY.
639
00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:51,342
WHATEVER SCHEME YOU'RE
PLANNING WITH THAT
MANGY MUTT,
640
00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:54,445
YOU BETTER JUST
DROP IT NOW. OK?
641
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:57,381
CONSIDER YOURSELF
WARNED.
642
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:58,649
[GRRR]
643
00:31:58,649 --> 00:32:00,452
HEY!
644
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:02,753
HEY, HEY, HEY.
645
00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,753
OH--UNH!
646
00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,555
[WOOF]
647
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,523
[BARKING]
648
00:32:06,523 --> 00:32:07,658
NO, MAN!
649
00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,658
I GOT HIM!
650
00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,426
OHH...
651
00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:09,426
UNH!
652
00:32:09,993 --> 00:32:11,729
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
653
00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,729
JACQUES!
654
00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:12,363
TYCHO!
655
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:14,164
HELP ME, JACQUES,
PLEASE!
656
00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,332
TYCHO!
657
00:32:15,332 --> 00:32:16,467
OHH...
658
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:17,534
[WOOF]
659
00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:19,603
TYCHO! COME BACK HERE!
660
00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:20,603
TYCHO!
661
00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:20,005
OHH...
662
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,741
OOF! OHH...
663
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:27,215
OH, JACQUES, I'M SORRY.
664
00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,759
STUPID DOG.
665
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,628
YOU'RE SUCH A MESS.
666
00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:46,628
OHH!
667
00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:46,530
OHH!
668
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:49,233
[LAUGHING]
HEY--HEY, MAN!
669
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,401
STOP!
670
00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:52,036
DON'T--OH! OH!
671
00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,571
H-HOW'S THAT,
HUH, CALVIN?
672
00:32:54,571 --> 00:32:56,507
OH! OH--[LAUGHING]
673
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,675
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' YOU. OK.
674
00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:00,444
CALVIN, COME ON.
675
00:33:00,444 --> 00:33:01,678
GET HIM, TYCHO.
676
00:33:01,678 --> 00:33:03,748
OH, TYCHO, STOP!
677
00:33:04,748 --> 00:33:07,752
Figg: CALVIN!
678
00:33:08,752 --> 00:33:10,754
AAH--UHH! OH--
679
00:33:10,754 --> 00:33:12,689
DUDE, YOUR MOM'S HOME!
680
00:33:12,689 --> 00:33:15,666
OH--OH--UH--
681
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:23,700
OH, HEY, KIDS.
682
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,601
WHAT YOU DOIN'?
683
00:33:24,601 --> 00:33:27,704
WE'RE JUST,
UM...HEH...
684
00:33:27,704 --> 00:33:28,538
CHILLIN'.
685
00:33:28,538 --> 00:33:30,741
CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN,
MRS. WHEELER.
686
00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:32,109
YEAH, CHILLIN'.
687
00:33:32,109 --> 00:33:35,088
Calvin: HEH. YEAH.
688
00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:46,723
[TYCHO WHIMPERS]
689
00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:50,735
[WHIMPERING]
690
00:33:58,735 --> 00:34:02,473
[WHIMPERING]
691
00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:04,642
[SKATEBOARD]
692
00:34:05,642 --> 00:34:06,643
[BARKING]
693
00:34:06,643 --> 00:34:10,180
WHAT, MAN?
I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.
694
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,115
[WOOF WOOF]
695
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:14,618
♪ DID YOU EVER WONDER
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE ♪
696
00:34:14,618 --> 00:34:17,754
♪ LOOKIN' UP FROM
THE KITCHEN FLOOR? ♪
697
00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:22,159
♪ THEY PAT YOU ON THE HEAD
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY ♪
698
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,263
♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT
FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪
699
00:34:26,263 --> 00:34:29,867
♪ THEY KICK YOU OFF THE COUCH
AND TELL YOU TO STAY ♪
700
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:33,604
♪ AND PUT YOU OUT AND THEN
THEY LOCK THE DOOR ♪
701
00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:37,574
♪ THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND
A WORD THAT YOU SAY ♪
702
00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:41,178
♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS
WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪
703
00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:44,548
♪ THAT'S THE HONEST TRUTH
ABOUT THE WAY IT IS ♪
704
00:34:44,548 --> 00:34:48,719
♪ WHEN YOU'RE A DOG ♪
705
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,689
♪ AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO
IS BE A BEST FRIEND ♪
706
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:56,326
♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS
WHEN YOU'RE A... ♪
707
00:34:56,326 --> 00:34:59,329
♪ DOG ♪
708
00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:01,633
TYCHO?
709
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,769
TYCHO!
710
00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,772
COME HERE, TYCHO.
711
00:35:08,772 --> 00:35:10,776
[WHISTLES]
712
00:35:12,776 --> 00:35:15,415
[TRIPS OVER OBJECT]
713
00:35:18,415 --> 00:35:21,718
SORRY MOTHER MOLASSES!
714
00:35:21,718 --> 00:35:23,722
TY-TYCHO?
715
00:35:25,722 --> 00:35:27,826
TYCHO?
716
00:35:29,826 --> 00:35:30,661
TYCHO.
717
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:34,308
TY-TYCHO! DON'T YOU RUN.
718
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,510
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDIN' ME!
719
00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:48,979
MAN, I GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF SIGHT.
720
00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,847
NO WAY.
721
00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:52,683
OK.
722
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:53,917
COME ON. OK. OK.
723
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,219
COME ON. STAY. STAY.
724
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,421
JUST STAY, OK? STAY. STAY.
725
00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:58,722
STAY. STAY.
726
00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:01,694
[WHINES, GROWLS]
727
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:05,762
CALVIN?
728
00:36:05,762 --> 00:36:08,432
OH! HEY, GUYS!
729
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,801
I WAS JUST, UH, UM...
730
00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:11,001
FIXING A SNACK.
731
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:13,270
WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?
732
00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:14,338
AND STOP FIDGETING.
733
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,407
I KNOW YOU'RE
UP TO SOMETHING.
734
00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:18,675
ARE YOU OK, SON?
735
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,277
WAIT! WAIT!
736
00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,379
THIS IS--
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
737
00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:23,647
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
738
00:36:23,647 --> 00:36:25,515
WE CAN STAY HERE!
739
00:36:25,515 --> 00:36:26,783
WE CAN STAY HERE.
740
00:36:26,783 --> 00:36:29,286
WE CAN STILL STAY HERE,
YEAH.
741
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:30,721
DAD, DAD, LOOK.
742
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:31,722
SEE, UM, I JUST--
743
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:33,257
JUST HAD A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS OVER,
THAT'S ALL.
744
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,792
THAT'S ALL?!
CALVIN, LOOK AT THIS MESS.
745
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,961
IT LOOKS LIKE FOREIGN AGENTS
RANSACKED OUR KITCHEN
746
00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:40,297
AND DIDN'T FIND WHAT
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.
747
00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:41,765
THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK.
748
00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:43,267
LOOK, LOOK.
749
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,269
LOOK, LOOK, UM--
750
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,436
LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN--
751
00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:47,971
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HEAR IT.
752
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:48,805
MM-HMM. OK.
753
00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,874
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
THIS IS ALL MY--
754
00:36:50,874 --> 00:36:52,276
I'LL CLEAN IT UP--
755
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,110
HOLD ON, YOUNG MAN--
756
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:53,110
OK, DAD, I'LL DO IT,
I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
757
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,945
THINK ABOUT IT.
758
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,480
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
759
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,582
HE DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE
ANY EXCUSES
760
00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:00,717
AND HE DIDN'T
BLAME ANYBODY ELSE.
761
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:01,718
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
762
00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:06,390
I'VE EVER HEARD CALVIN
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR...
763
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,760
ANYTHING.
764
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,764
I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN KNOWS
WHERE WE KEEP THE MOP.
765
00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:16,572
WE'LL LEAVE HIM.
766
00:37:22,572 --> 00:37:25,309
OH--OH...
767
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:26,643
COME ON, TYCHO, COME ON.
768
00:37:26,643 --> 00:37:29,513
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
769
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:30,614
QUIET.
770
00:37:30,614 --> 00:37:31,648
ALL RIGHT.
771
00:37:31,648 --> 00:37:33,828
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
772
00:37:44,828 --> 00:37:45,762
TYCHO?
773
00:37:45,762 --> 00:37:47,731
TY-TY-TYCHO?
774
00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:49,900
TYCHO, MAN--
775
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,469
THESE ARE MY SNEAKERS!
776
00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:53,670
[WHIMPERS]
777
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:54,671
NO. NO.
778
00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:56,506
NO, NO, NO.
779
00:37:56,506 --> 00:37:59,376
AND THIS IS MY GEOMETRY
HOMEWORK!
780
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:00,577
NOW, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA
781
00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:01,745
HOW LONG IT TOOK ME
TO DO THAT?
782
00:38:01,745 --> 00:38:04,414
NOW, YOU TELL ME,
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL MY TEACHER--
783
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,414
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
784
00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:06,550
MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK?
785
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,720
CALVIN! WHO ARE YOU
YELLING AT?
786
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,488
UH...
787
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:12,456
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
788
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,123
YEAH, MOM!
789
00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:14,424
I WAS JUST, UH...
790
00:38:14,424 --> 00:38:16,827
DOING MY NIGHTLY
MEDITATIONS.
791
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:20,364
OHM...OHM...
792
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,498
[SNIFFING]
793
00:38:21,498 --> 00:38:23,038
OHM...OHM...
794
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:31,475
BREAKIN' THE HOUSE,
CHEWIN' UP MY SNEAKERS,
795
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,577
EATING MY HOMEWORK.
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THIS DOG,
796
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:35,012
SO EVEN IF IT IS
ANOTHER WEEK...
797
00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:37,848
[EXASPERATED GRUNT]
WE ARE OVER.
798
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,848
[WHIMPERS]
799
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,616
YOU HEAR ME?
800
00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,616
[WOOF]
801
00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,821
WE ARE OVER.
802
00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,793
[WHIMPERING]
803
00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:50,661
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL
804
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,696
TYCHO IS GOING RIGHT BACK
TO THE POUND.
805
00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:53,864
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW?
806
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:55,799
IT IS NOT WORTH IT.
807
00:38:55,799 --> 00:38:57,501
CALVIN, HE'S YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
808
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,602
NOT ANYMORE.
809
00:38:58,602 --> 00:38:59,636
HEY, CALVIN.
810
00:38:59,636 --> 00:39:01,070
HOW YA DOIN', BUDDY?
811
00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:03,173
WHAT'S UP, LEONARD?
WHAT'S UP, THRASH?
812
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:06,076
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS GARBAGE DAY.
813
00:39:06,076 --> 00:39:08,678
LOOK, THIS IS KIND OF
AWKWARD FOR US.
814
00:39:08,678 --> 00:39:09,980
HOW DO I PUT THIS?
815
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,749
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS--
816
00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,551
WE GOTTA POUND ON YOU.
817
00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:15,786
[WOOF, GRRR]
818
00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:17,788
FIGG, MAN,
GET OUTTA HERE.
819
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:18,855
NO WAY!
820
00:39:18,855 --> 00:39:21,958
[WOOF]
821
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,795
[BARKING]
822
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,696
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,
CALVIN.
823
00:39:26,696 --> 00:39:28,899
YEAH, WE LIKE YA.
EVERYONE DOES.
824
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,834
BUT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID.
825
00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:31,868
IT'S BUSINESS.
826
00:39:31,868 --> 00:39:32,003
YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT.
827
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,739
I MEAN--CAN I
AT LEAST ASK WHY?
828
00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:37,808
IT'S, UH,
PRESTON PRICE.
829
00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,176
HE WANTS
YOU AND YOUR DOG
830
00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:41,678
TO STAY AWAY
FROM THAT DOG SHOW.
831
00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:43,180
AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO,
YOU KNOW,
832
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,815
ENCOURAGE YOU TO DROP OUT.
833
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:45,816
AND YOU KNOW HOW...
834
00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:48,685
PERSUASIVE WE CAN BE.
835
00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:49,486
[WOOF]
836
00:39:49,486 --> 00:39:51,822
LOOK, MAN,
NONE OF THIS IS NECESSARY.
837
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,757
TELL PRESTON
I AM TAKING TYCHO
838
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,691
RIGHT BACK TO THE POUND
TODAY AFTER SCHOOL.
839
00:39:54,691 --> 00:39:57,794
LOOK, WE STILL GOTTA
POUND ON YOU.
WE'VE ALREADY BEEN PAID.
840
00:39:57,794 --> 00:40:00,230
YEAH. WE GOT ETHICS
AND STUFF.
841
00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:01,165
SORRY, CALVIN.
842
00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:02,166
THERE'S NO TALKING YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
843
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:07,504
SO YOU WANT IT
IN THE FACE
OR THE GUT OR WHAT?
844
00:40:07,504 --> 00:40:10,909
[BARKING]
845
00:40:12,909 --> 00:40:15,780
SURPRISE ME.
846
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,780
WHAT IS THAT?!
847
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,182
OHH, NO!
848
00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:19,182
AAH!
849
00:40:19,983 --> 00:40:23,787
[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
850
00:40:23,787 --> 00:40:25,689
OH! MAN! ARE Y'ALL OK?
851
00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:28,192
[BOTH GROANING]
852
00:40:29,192 --> 00:40:31,561
[LAUGHING]
853
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,864
Calvin: YOU STUPID DOG!
854
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:34,030
COME ON, BUDDY! COME ON!
855
00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:36,030
[WOOF WOOF]
856
00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:36,666
HA HA HA!
857
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:38,535
HEEL!
858
00:40:38,535 --> 00:40:40,839
OHH...
859
00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:45,509
I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO FIX THAT GATE
FOR MONTHS.
860
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,777
SO LET'S RECAP.
861
00:40:47,777 --> 00:40:49,546
OUR SON IS JUST
SPONTANEOUSLY
862
00:40:49,546 --> 00:40:51,248
DOING WORK AROUND THE HOUSE
863
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,850
WITHOUT EVEN BEING TOLD?
864
00:40:53,850 --> 00:40:56,152
I DON'T THINK
IT'S OUR SON.
865
00:40:56,152 --> 00:40:57,187
Calvin: HELLO?
866
00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,054
YEAH, EMILY?
867
00:40:58,054 --> 00:40:59,656
YEAH, IT'S CALVIN.
868
00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:02,192
YEAH, UH,
SORRY TO CALL SO LATE,
869
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:03,059
IT'S JUST THAT, UH...
870
00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:06,696
I COULD REALLY USE
SOME HELP WITH TYCHO.
871
00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:09,633
WELL, NOTHING'S
REALLY WRONG.
872
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,568
IT'S JUST THAT...
873
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:14,170
HE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN I BARGAINED FOR.
874
00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,107
OK, OK, SIT.
875
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,909
BAD DOG. BAD--
876
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,678
I SAID SIT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIT MEANS?
877
00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:23,813
YOU CAN'T JUST
YELL AT HIM!
878
00:41:23,813 --> 00:41:25,949
HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG.
879
00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:28,818
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
TEACHING HIM THE DIFFERENCE?
880
00:41:28,818 --> 00:41:32,255
REWARD HIM WHEN
HE DOES SOMETHING RIGHT.
881
00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:34,791
[SIGHS] COME HERE.
882
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,893
COME HERE, TYCHO.
COME HERE.
883
00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:38,828
OH, GOOD BOY!
884
00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:39,996
YEAH, OK.
885
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:41,765
NOW SIT.
886
00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:42,566
SIT.
887
00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,634
YEAH! GOOD BOY!
888
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,069
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
889
00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:46,069
YEAH.
890
00:41:46,870 --> 00:41:47,003
SO THAT'S IT?
891
00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:49,873
JUST GIVE HIM FOOD?
892
00:41:49,873 --> 00:41:52,909
A DOG NEEDS MORE
THAN JUST FOOD.
893
00:41:52,909 --> 00:41:54,978
YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM
ENCOURAGEMENT,
894
00:41:54,978 --> 00:41:56,746
PATIENCE, APPROVAL.
895
00:41:56,746 --> 00:42:00,216
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT
A DOG TO RESPOND TO YOU,
896
00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:01,785
YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM LOVE.
897
00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:04,220
YEAH, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
898
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,056
♪ COOLIN' DOWN MY WORLD ♪
899
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:10,695
♪ WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN
WITH YOU ♪
900
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,763
♪ CALLIN' DOWN THE CLOUDS ♪
901
00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:19,869
♪ AS THEY TRY TO SPOIL
THE VIEW ♪
902
00:42:19,869 --> 00:42:22,272
♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪
903
00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:25,009
♪ THE SUN IS SHINING ON IT
ANYWHERE ♪
904
00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:29,846
♪ THE LIGHT FIELDS FALL
IN SATURN'S RINGS ♪
905
00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:33,917
♪ WHEN TOGETHER,
WE'RE AS LIGHT AS FEATHERS ♪
906
00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:37,654
♪ ON A FALCON'S WING ♪
907
00:42:37,654 --> 00:42:43,793
♪ EVERYBODY TELLIN' ME
THERE'S NOTHING NEW ♪
908
00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:44,828
♪ OHH OHH ♪
909
00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:46,896
♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪
910
00:42:46,896 --> 00:42:48,898
♪ AND THEN CAME YOU ♪
911
00:42:48,898 --> 00:42:51,067
AND YOU HAVE TO
PUT ASIDE YOUR NEEDS
912
00:42:51,067 --> 00:42:52,769
FOR WHAT'S BEST
FOR THE DOG.
913
00:42:52,769 --> 00:42:53,737
RIGHT. RIGHT.
914
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,840
EMILY, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
915
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,941
FIRE AWAY.
916
00:42:57,941 --> 00:43:01,244
HOW DID YOU KNOW
GOTHAM MAN'S ARCHENEMY
WAS NAMELESS?
917
00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:03,113
DUH. I READ THE COMICS.
918
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,714
YOU READ THEM?
919
00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:08,852
OR DO YOU JUST SKIM
THROUGH THEM SOMETIMES MAYBE?
920
00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,320
TEST ME.
921
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,288
OK, UH...
922
00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:13,790
THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER
OF THE GOTHAM-MOBILE.
923
00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:17,394
BEFORE OR AFTER
IT GOT TOTALED
IN ISSUE 533?
924
00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:18,629
WHAT IS WITH
THE TRICK QUESTIONS?
925
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:23,801
HAVE YOU EVER
JUST BEEN STRAIGHT UP
AND REAL WITH A PERSON?
926
00:43:24,801 --> 00:43:27,737
NO.
927
00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:29,740
NEVER.
928
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,474
PAR FOR THE COURSE.
929
00:43:31,474 --> 00:43:32,809
Calvin:
FIGG, I AM TELLING YOU,
930
00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:35,712
EMILY WAS JUST AMAZING
WITH TYCHO TODAY.
931
00:43:35,712 --> 00:43:36,880
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
932
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,981
I THINK WE HAVE
A GOOD CHANCE
933
00:43:37,981 --> 00:43:41,819
OF WINNING THAT OBSTACLE
COURSE EVENT.
934
00:43:42,819 --> 00:43:45,860
MOM'S HOME EARLY.
935
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,929
CALVIN, FIGG, STAY OUTSIDE!
936
00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:54,831
THERE'S A BEAR
IN THE HOUSE.
937
00:43:54,831 --> 00:43:57,099
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE BARRICADED IT
IN YOUR ROOM
938
00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:58,101
AND I'M CALLING 911.
939
00:43:58,101 --> 00:44:00,103
MOM, MOM, MOM,
CHILL, CHILL, CH--
940
00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:00,103
SHH!
941
00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:02,739
THAT'S NOT A BEAR.
942
00:44:02,739 --> 00:44:04,040
THAT'S TYCHO.
943
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,710
MY DOG.
944
00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,714
YOUR WHAT?
945
00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:12,716
Mom: IT HAS TO GO BACK
TO THE POUND.
946
00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:13,016
Dad: NOW, HOLD ON.
947
00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:15,351
I HAD A DOG
WHEN I WAS A KID.
948
00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,721
SKINNY LITTLE THING.
FOLLOWED ME HOME ONE DAY.
949
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,322
MY MOM AND DAD
LET ME KEEP IT.
950
00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:22,192
WELL, HONEY,
IT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I JUST...
951
00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:25,762
YOU KNOW...THE FUNNY THING
ABOUT HAVING A DOG--
952
00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:26,030
THEY'RE A REAL PAIN.
953
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:28,498
DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT,
954
00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:31,034
PEE ON THE RUG,
SLOBBER EVERYWHERE.
955
00:44:31,034 --> 00:44:32,034
BUT YOU LOVE 'EM ANYWAY.
956
00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:36,039
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THIS WOULD BE GOOD
FOR CALVIN.
957
00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:37,140
[WHIMPERING]
958
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,742
I'M SAYING THAT...
959
00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:42,981
LOVE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY SHORTCUTS.
960
00:44:44,981 --> 00:44:46,226
[DOOR OPENS]
961
00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:57,927
[TYCHO WHIMPERS]
962
00:44:57,927 --> 00:45:00,397
OK...
963
00:45:01,397 --> 00:45:02,899
TYCHO...
964
00:45:02,899 --> 00:45:04,032
CAN STAY.
965
00:45:04,032 --> 00:45:05,468
REALLY?
966
00:45:05,468 --> 00:45:07,837
YAY! THANK YOU, MOM!
THANK YOU.
967
00:45:07,837 --> 00:45:09,906
THANK YOU, DAD.
THANK YOU.
968
00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:10,740
NOT SO FAST.
969
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,809
THERE'S STILL
THE LITTLE MATTER OF YOU
970
00:45:12,809 --> 00:45:16,346
TRICKING YOUR MOM INTO
SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS.
971
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,414
OH, YEAH. HA HA!
972
00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:21,785
GUESS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
JUST SLIPPED MY MIND,
YOU KNOW?
973
00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,119
Mom: NO TV,
974
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:24,888
NO CELL PHONE.
975
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:25,622
Dad: FOR 2 MONTHS.
976
00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:27,257
AND YOUR GRADES
BETTER START...
977
00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:28,191
GETTING BETTER.
978
00:45:28,191 --> 00:45:31,327
THEY WILL, DAD!
I PROMISE.
979
00:45:31,327 --> 00:45:35,967
YOU CAN STAY.
YOU CAN STAY.
980
00:45:37,967 --> 00:45:42,105
♪ I'M ♪
981
00:45:42,105 --> 00:45:44,942
♪ A DOG ♪
982
00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:50,547
♪ I'M ♪
983
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:54,884
♪ A DOG ♪
984
00:45:54,884 --> 00:45:58,155
♪ ONLY ONE CHANCE
TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ♪
985
00:45:59,155 --> 00:46:01,558
♪ YOU GET YOURS
WHEN I GET MINE ♪
986
00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:03,827
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ♪
987
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:06,598
♪ I'M A DOG ♪
988
00:46:08,598 --> 00:46:13,136
♪ CHASE ♪
989
00:46:13,136 --> 00:46:15,173
♪ YOUR TAIL ♪
990
00:46:17,173 --> 00:46:21,377
♪ CHASE ♪
991
00:46:21,377 --> 00:46:23,281
♪ YOUR TAIL ♪
992
00:46:25,281 --> 00:46:29,519
♪ RUNNIN' AROUND
IN THE STREETS ALL DAY ♪
993
00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:33,890
♪ FIND THE ANSWER
OR I MIGHT JUST STAY ♪
994
00:46:33,890 --> 00:46:37,897
♪ STAY A DOG ♪
995
00:46:40,897 --> 00:46:43,904
[THUNDER]
996
00:46:47,904 --> 00:46:49,372
[WHIMPERING]
997
00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:52,211
GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY.
998
00:46:55,211 --> 00:46:56,546
[THUNDER]
999
00:46:56,546 --> 00:46:58,916
[WHIMPERING]
1000
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:01,217
IT'S OK, TYCHO.
1001
00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:04,154
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.
1002
00:47:05,154 --> 00:47:07,466
YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME.
1003
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:17,901
WELCOME, ONE AND ALL,
1004
00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:20,203
TO BEDFORD CIVIC AUDITORIUM,
1005
00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:22,070
THE SITE OF THE LAST
REGULAR SEASON EVENT
1006
00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:26,074
IN ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S
TOP DOG SHOW CIRCUIT.
1007
00:47:26,074 --> 00:47:27,977
TODAY WE'LL BE SEEING
THE OBEDIENCE
1008
00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:28,878
AND OBSTACLE DOG TRIAL.
1009
00:47:28,878 --> 00:47:31,314
WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE
THE MOST ATHLETIC
1010
00:47:31,314 --> 00:47:34,083
OF ALL TOP DOG
CANINE COMPETITIONS.
1011
00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:36,986
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK.
OWNERS HAVE TO LEAD
THEIR DOGS
1012
00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:39,355
THROUGH A SERIES
OF OBSTACLES
IN A TEST OF SPEED
1013
00:47:39,355 --> 00:47:40,290
AND AGILITY.
1014
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:41,391
AND, HOLLY, THE WINNERS
OF THIS COMPETITION
1015
00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:45,695
WILL GO ON
TO THE TOP DOG FINALS
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.
1016
00:47:45,695 --> 00:47:47,430
THE EXCITEMENT
HAS ALREADY BEGUN
1017
00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,299
HERE ON THE RED CARPET,
WHERE WE'VE SEEN DOGS
1018
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:52,535
OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES,
AND COLORS ARRIVING.
1019
00:47:52,535 --> 00:47:54,604
HOLLY, I'M BEING TOLD
RIGHT NOW
1020
00:47:54,604 --> 00:47:58,474
THAT TWO-TIME TOP DOG
DEFENDING CHAMPIONS
ARE PULLING UP.
1021
00:47:58,474 --> 00:48:00,576
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK!
IT'S PRESTON PRICE
1022
00:48:00,576 --> 00:48:05,381
AND HIS CHAMPION PUREBRED
JEAN JACQUES ST. GERMAINE
DE DUPREE.
1023
00:48:05,381 --> 00:48:06,349
PRESTON. PRESTON.
1024
00:48:06,349 --> 00:48:07,617
YOU AND JACQUES
HAVE ALREADY
1025
00:48:07,617 --> 00:48:09,018
LOCKED UP AN INVITATION
TO NEXT WEEK'S FINAL.
1026
00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:11,021
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE TODAY?
1027
00:48:12,021 --> 00:48:14,357
NARROWING DOWN
THE COMPETITION, CHUCK.
1028
00:48:14,357 --> 00:48:15,425
ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO.
1029
00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:18,632
WHAT A WELL-GROOMED
BOY. [GIGGLES]
1030
00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:24,067
YEAH?
1031
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,703
OH, RIGHT.
1032
00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,438
PRESTON AND JACQUES
1033
00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:32,575
JUST MADE
QUITE AN ENTRANCE.
1034
00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:33,509
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1035
00:48:33,509 --> 00:48:37,214
IF THEY CAN ARRIVE
IN STYLE...
1036
00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,485
SO CAN WE.
1037
00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:43,553
HEY!
1038
00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:46,155
HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
1039
00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:49,225
THAT IS ONE BIG DOG
YOU GOT THERE. YEAH.
1040
00:48:49,225 --> 00:48:53,262
UM, UH, IT'S A GREAT DAY
FOR A DOG SHOW, ISN'T IT?
1041
00:48:53,262 --> 00:48:56,666
YEAH, YOU GOTTA LOVE
ROYAL HOUND. GOTTA GO.
1042
00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,501
Emily: BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND!
1043
00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:00,737
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE, HOLLY?
1044
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:03,673
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
THAT WAS A DOG, CHUCK.
1045
00:49:03,673 --> 00:49:05,308
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS!
1046
00:49:05,308 --> 00:49:07,477
BOYCOTT
ROYAL HOUND!
1047
00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:08,644
Girl: HEY, NO DOG SHOWS!
1048
00:49:08,644 --> 00:49:10,613
BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND
DOG FOOD!
1049
00:49:10,613 --> 00:49:12,648
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS
1050
00:49:12,648 --> 00:49:15,685
AND STOP THE EXPLOITATION
OF ANIMALS!
1051
00:49:15,685 --> 00:49:17,720
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS!
1052
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,556
[RAP SONG PLAYS]
♪ HAS ANYBODY GOT MY BONE? ♪
1053
00:49:20,556 --> 00:49:21,858
CHECK IT OUT.
1054
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:26,496
P.A.: OBEDIENCE GROUPS,
PLEASE REPORT TO THE EAST
HOLDING AREA.
1055
00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:30,133
SMALL AND WORKING BREEDS,
PLEASE REMAIN IN SET-UP.
1056
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,168
[BARKING]
1057
00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:32,735
LOOK HOW MANY OWNERS
LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THEIR DOGS.
1058
00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:34,771
♪ THERE'S A DOG COMIN'
DOWN THE STREET ♪
1059
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,639
♪ GOTTA STOP
WHEN I PASS A TREE ♪
1060
00:49:36,639 --> 00:49:40,221
♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
THE CALL ME THE BAD DOG ♪
1061
00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:55,358
THAT BETTER NOT
HAPPEN TO ME.
1062
00:49:55,358 --> 00:49:57,693
P.A.: ATTENTION
ALL COMPETITORS.
1063
00:49:57,693 --> 00:49:59,729
COMPETITORS...
1064
00:49:59,729 --> 00:50:00,664
HEY.
1065
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,665
P.A.: SMALL AND MEDIUM
DOG CLASSIFICATIONS...
1066
00:50:02,665 --> 00:50:05,268
HEY, JACQUES-JACQUES,
JUICE-JUICE.
1067
00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:06,102
[DOG YIPPING]
1068
00:50:06,102 --> 00:50:08,638
P.A.: TURN THEM INTO
THE JUDGES PANEL.
1069
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:11,607
ALL FORMS MUST BE
SUBMITTED BEFORE...
1070
00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:12,542
[WHIMPERS]
1071
00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:15,511
YEAH, WE'RE HERE
TO SIGN IN.
1072
00:50:15,511 --> 00:50:17,447
WE DON'T USUALLY
GET NEW ENTRIES
1073
00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:21,250
THIS LATE IN THE SEASON.
IT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
1074
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,820
WELL, UH...
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
1075
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,755
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
1076
00:50:25,755 --> 00:50:26,722
UH, EXCUSE ME.
1077
00:50:26,722 --> 00:50:27,790
I'D HATE TO INTRUDE,
1078
00:50:27,790 --> 00:50:30,760
BUT SECTION ONE
OF THE ROYAL HOUND
TOP DOG RULEBOOK
1079
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,563
CLEARLY STATES
THAT ALL DOGS COMPETING
1080
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:35,598
IN ANY SANCTIONED
COMPETITION MUST MEET
1081
00:50:35,598 --> 00:50:37,633
AT MINIMUM GENERAL
PRESENTATION REQUIREMENT
1082
00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,535
THAT ARE UP TO
TOP DOG STANDARDS.
1083
00:50:39,535 --> 00:50:42,705
CLEAN FUR, CLIPPED NAILS.
1084
00:50:42,705 --> 00:50:43,673
HE'S RIGHT.
1085
00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:46,375
YOU'LL NEED TO GET
A JUDGE TO SIGN OFF ON THIS
1086
00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,478
BEFORE YOU AND YOUR...
1087
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:49,612
ANIMAL CAN COMPETE.
1088
00:50:49,612 --> 00:50:51,747
YOU HAVE STALL 14.
1089
00:50:51,747 --> 00:50:53,616
[WOOF WOOF]
1090
00:50:53,616 --> 00:50:55,618
GOOD LUCK.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
1091
00:50:55,618 --> 00:50:57,618
OHH...
1092
00:50:55,618 --> 00:50:57,587
[BARKING]
1093
00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:58,888
Calvin: BE AFRAID.
1094
00:50:58,888 --> 00:51:00,590
BE VERY AFRAID.
1095
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:02,658
♪ THERE'S A DOG
COMIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪
1096
00:51:02,658 --> 00:51:04,760
♪ GOTTA STOP
WHEN I PASS A TREE ♪
1097
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,197
♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
THEY CALL ME THE BAD DOG ♪
1098
00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:10,500
♪ YEAH, I'M A BAD DOG ♪
1099
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,801
♪ OUTSIDE BARKIN'
AT THE MOON ♪
1100
00:51:11,801 --> 00:51:15,538
♪ DOG CATCHER GONNA
GET ME SOON ♪
1101
00:51:15,538 --> 00:51:17,373
FIGG, LOOK AT THIS PLACE, MAN.
1102
00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:20,143
IT'S LIKE WE WARPED
INTO SOME FREAKY
1103
00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:22,645
ALTERNATE DOG UNIVERSE,
YOU KNOW?
1104
00:51:22,645 --> 00:51:24,747
CALVIN, THESE DOGS
HAVE ENTIRE TEAMS
1105
00:51:24,747 --> 00:51:26,449
OF PROFESSIONAL
GROOMERS.
1106
00:51:26,449 --> 00:51:29,253
SO? WHAT DO WE HAVE?
1107
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,654
ONE COMB.
1108
00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:32,555
THE EVENT BEGINS
IN ONE HOUR.
1109
00:51:32,555 --> 00:51:35,391
WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE
TYCHO READY IN TIME.
1110
00:51:35,391 --> 00:51:37,928
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1111
00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:40,129
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE
BEEN OVER THIS, FIGG?
1112
00:51:40,129 --> 00:51:44,935
MAN, YOU HAVE REALLY
GOT TO LEARN TO EXPECT
THE IMPOSSIBLE.
1113
00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:46,936
RONDEL?
1114
00:51:46,936 --> 00:51:49,305
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
IT'S CALVIN.
1115
00:51:49,305 --> 00:51:51,607
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S PSYCHED, Y'ALL.
1116
00:51:51,607 --> 00:51:52,775
IT'S GAME TIME!
1117
00:51:52,775 --> 00:51:55,745
RONDEL, BABY,
WHAT KIND OF CLIENT
DID YOU SAY THIS WAS?
1118
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:59,815
STALL 14? THANK YOU.
1119
00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:01,284
MAN, I OWE YOU.
1120
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,752
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, KID.
1121
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,687
YOU KNOW ME.
I LIVE TO COMPETE.
1122
00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:06,622
LET'S GO.
MOM, THE TEAM IS ALL YOURS.
1123
00:52:06,622 --> 00:52:07,890
HMM. NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL A CHALLENGE.
1124
00:52:07,890 --> 00:52:11,827
ALL RIGHT, FRONT COURT,
YOU'RE ON NAIL CLIPPING
DUTY, SO MOVE.
1125
00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:13,896
GUARDS, I WANT TO SEE
THEM TEETH WHITE
AND SHINY. COME ON, NOW.
1126
00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:16,499
COME ON, Y'ALL.
Y'ALL GOTTA BE
FEELIN' ME RIGHT NOW.
1127
00:52:16,499 --> 00:52:17,967
LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN,
Y'ALL. COME ON.
1128
00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:20,269
YO, MAN,
PASS ME THOSE CLIPPERS.
1129
00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:23,873
[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
1130
00:52:23,873 --> 00:52:26,542
HEY, HEY, HEY.
LOOK ME IN MY EYES.
1131
00:52:26,542 --> 00:52:27,944
YOU ARE TOO FAST.
1132
00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,679
YOU ARE FAST
LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN.
1133
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,813
YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED.
1134
00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:33,616
IT'S NOT IN THE BODY,
IT'S IN THE MIND.
1135
00:52:33,616 --> 00:52:37,920
YOU ARE THE MAC DADDY DOG!
YOU FEELIN' ME?!
1136
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,855
Chuck: IN LANE ONE,
1137
00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:41,891
WE HAVE TWO-TIME
TOP DOG DEFENDING CHAMPIONS
1138
00:52:41,891 --> 00:52:44,694
PRESTON PRICE AND JACQUES.
1139
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:46,762
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1140
00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:48,264
Holly: AND IN LANE 2,
1141
00:52:48,264 --> 00:52:51,267
WE HAVE CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO.
1142
00:52:51,267 --> 00:52:51,267
YEAH!
1143
00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:54,570
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1144
00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:57,873
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1145
00:52:57,873 --> 00:52:59,242
Holly: LOOK AT THAT.
1146
00:52:59,242 --> 00:52:59,242
[BARKING]
1147
00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:01,377
Chuck: I DON'T BELIEVE IT,
HOLLY.
1148
00:53:01,377 --> 00:53:03,746
THIS IS CALVIN AND TYCHO'S
FIRST COMPETITION,
1149
00:53:03,746 --> 00:53:06,916
BUT CLEARLY THEY HAVE
UNLEASHED A TEAM OF STYLISTS
1150
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:08,384
THAT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
1151
00:53:08,384 --> 00:53:09,685
SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1152
00:53:09,685 --> 00:53:12,755
BORDEN HAIR SALON.
FIFTH AND MAIN.
1153
00:53:12,755 --> 00:53:13,723
HONEY. HONEY?
1154
00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:17,861
YOU NEED TO COME SEE ME.
OK?
1155
00:53:18,861 --> 00:53:20,896
Holly: THIS IS
AN EVENT THAT FAVORS
1156
00:53:20,896 --> 00:53:23,399
SMALLER, MORE AGILE
ANIMALS, CHUCK.
1157
00:53:23,399 --> 00:53:26,602
UNLESS TYCHO IS A LOT MORE
FLEET OF FOOT THAN HE LOOKS,
1158
00:53:26,602 --> 00:53:28,671
THIS WON'T EVEN BE CLOSE.
1159
00:53:28,671 --> 00:53:31,641
JACQUES AND I ARE GONNA
TEACH YOU AND YOUR MUTT
A LESSON.
1160
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:32,642
WELL, UH...
1161
00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:35,578
I'LL JUST SEE YOU
AT THE FINISH LINE,
PRESTON.
1162
00:53:35,578 --> 00:53:36,679
Official: DOGS READY.
1163
00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:38,447
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
1164
00:53:38,447 --> 00:53:39,815
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1165
00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:41,518
HANDLERS READY.
1166
00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:45,656
ON MY MARK...
1167
00:53:46,656 --> 00:53:48,524
GET SET...
1168
00:53:48,524 --> 00:53:49,158
GO.
1169
00:53:49,158 --> 00:53:50,726
JACQUES,
LET'S GO, JACQUES.
1170
00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,495
OK. OK, WEAVE, JACQUES.
WEAVE, JACQUES.
1171
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:54,730
LET'S GO.
WEAVE, JACQUES. GOOD BOY.
1172
00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:57,400
WEAVE. WEAVE, JACQUES.
WEAVE.
1173
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,768
OK, COME ON, TYCHO.
1174
00:53:58,768 --> 00:53:59,635
WE CAN BEAT THEM.
1175
00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:01,872
LET'S GO.
1176
00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:04,007
Chuck: BY GOLLY, HOLLY,
1177
00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:05,007
DID YOU SEE THAT?
1178
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,710
TYCHO IS CRASHING
THROUGH THE OBSTACLES
1179
00:54:07,710 --> 00:54:09,679
LIKE THEY AREN'T EVEN THERE.
1180
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:13,849
Calvin: OK, THAT'S COOL.
WE CAN STILL DO IT.
1181
00:54:13,849 --> 00:54:16,719
GO THROUGH. COME ON.
GO THROUGH.
1182
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,754
Crowd: OHH!
1183
00:54:18,754 --> 00:54:19,321
[WOOF]
1184
00:54:19,321 --> 00:54:20,623
WE CAN DO IT.
COME ON.
1185
00:54:20,623 --> 00:54:23,059
GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO. OHH!
1186
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,059
OHH!
1187
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,059
OHH!
1188
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,928
OHH!
1189
00:54:25,928 --> 00:54:27,663
Holly: THEY'RE TUNNELING
THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
1190
00:54:27,663 --> 00:54:30,399
THAT LITTLE DOG
IS STILL IN THE LEAD.
1191
00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:31,834
HE IS SO CUTE.
1192
00:54:31,834 --> 00:54:34,570
OHH! WHOA! OH!
1193
00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:35,338
[RUFF]
1194
00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:37,506
AAH, AAH, AAH.
THAT'S MY SHOULDER!
1195
00:54:37,506 --> 00:54:40,010
[WOOF WOOF]
1196
00:54:41,010 --> 00:54:43,112
Holly: SPLISH SPLASH,
HE'S TAKIN' A BATH.
1197
00:54:43,112 --> 00:54:44,780
Chuck: THAT DOG
IS DOING SWIMMINGLY.
1198
00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,716
THINK THAT'S THE DOGGIE
PADDLE, CHUCK.
1199
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,784
TYCHO! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1200
00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,619
UNH! AAH!
1201
00:54:50,619 --> 00:54:53,054
TYCHO! NOOOO!
1202
00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:55,524
[CROWD GASPING]
1203
00:54:55,524 --> 00:54:59,395
OHH! HE'S GONNA
HAVE TO SHAKE
THAT ONE OFF.
1204
00:54:59,395 --> 00:55:00,596
JACQUES!
1205
00:55:00,596 --> 00:55:01,664
GO, TYCHO--OW!
1206
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:02,664
[CROWD GROANS]
1207
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:02,398
OHH!
1208
00:55:02,398 --> 00:55:04,867
OH, JACQUES,
ARE YOU OK, JACQUES?
1209
00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,435
COME HERE, JACQUES.
1210
00:55:06,435 --> 00:55:07,703
Calvin: COME ON!
1211
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:09,038
WHERE'S MY DOG?!
1212
00:55:09,038 --> 00:55:12,375
OH, JACQUES,
ARE YOU OK, JACQUES?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1213
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,776
ARE YOU OK?
1214
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:15,776
OHH!
1215
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:15,478
OK--
1216
00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:17,880
Chuck: THAT DOG IS FLYING
OFF THE BRIDGE.
1217
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,648
TYCHO TAKES THE LEAD.
1218
00:55:19,648 --> 00:55:21,650
[WHIMPERS]
1219
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:22,651
OH!
1220
00:55:22,651 --> 00:55:24,754
COME ON, MAN!
COME ON, BABY!
1221
00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:29,027
TYCHO, WAIT!
TYCHO, NO! NO!
1222
00:55:32,027 --> 00:55:32,027
GO, JACQUES.
1223
00:55:32,895 --> 00:55:34,730
JACQUES,
GO, JACQUES.
1224
00:55:34,730 --> 00:55:36,766
[GROWLING]
1225
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:39,068
[BARKING]
1226
00:55:39,068 --> 00:55:41,070
[CROWD GROANS]
1227
00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:44,540
[GROWLING, BARKING]
1228
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:45,808
COME. HEY, JACQUES.
1229
00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,710
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
1230
00:55:47,710 --> 00:55:49,678
THIS IS
AN AWARD-WINNING DOG.
1231
00:55:49,678 --> 00:55:50,579
GET OFF OF MY DOG!
1232
00:55:50,579 --> 00:55:52,648
THEY'RE DIGGIN' UP
SOME TROUBLE NOW, CHUCK.
1233
00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:55,951
Chuck:
IT'S PAN-DOG-MONIUM.
1234
00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:57,787
THIS IS DOGGONE EXCITING.
1235
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:00,723
Chuck: A CANINE CATASTROPHE.
1236
00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:03,759
JUDGES, WE HAVE
A VIOLATION. CODE RED!
1237
00:56:03,759 --> 00:56:05,961
THERE'S A RACE GOIN' ON!
1238
00:56:05,961 --> 00:56:07,830
TYCHO, WAIT!
1239
00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:09,832
WAIT FOR ME, TYCHO!
1240
00:56:09,832 --> 00:56:11,834
WAIT! I'M COMIN'!
1241
00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:13,803
[BARKING]
1242
00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:16,472
TYCHO, COME ON, NOW,
GO INTO THE TUNNEL.
1243
00:56:16,472 --> 00:56:17,640
JACQUES!
1244
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,642
ALL RIGHT, TYCHO,
WE GONNA WIN!
1245
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,110
JACQUES--JACQUES--
1246
00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:23,145
NO, GET OUTTA THERE!
DON'T SPIN!
1247
00:56:23,145 --> 00:56:27,583
JACQUES! JACQUES,
COME OUT OF THERE
THIS INSTANT!
1248
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:28,717
HEEL! HEEL!
1249
00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:31,220
DO SOMETHING WITH
THAT MANGY MUTT!
1250
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,023
[ALL SHOUTING]
1251
00:56:34,023 --> 00:56:36,659
I THINK HE'S MAKING
HIS WAY TO THE FINISH LINE.
1252
00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:40,965
DRAGGIN' THAT THING
LIKE A DRAGON, ISN'T HE?
1253
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,965
OHH!
1254
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,965
OHH!
1255
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:44,133
OHH!
1256
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:45,701
OH HO HO!
1257
00:56:45,701 --> 00:56:46,836
Holly:
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
1258
00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:48,170
Preston: JUDGES,
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
1259
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:50,840
JACQUES AND I ARE FILING
AN OFFICIAL PROTEST!
1260
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,840
[RUFF RUFF]
1261
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,275
JACQUES!
1262
00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:55,211
Chuck: HOLLY, IT LOOKS LIKE
PRESTON PRICE HAS LOST CONTROL
OF HIS ANIMAL.
1263
00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:59,248
I'VE NEVER SEEN A CHAMPION
THIS FLUSTERED, CHUCK.
1264
00:56:59,248 --> 00:57:00,583
Preston: BAD DOG!
1265
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,050
HE'S GOT TO GET
TO THE FINISH LINE.
1266
00:57:02,050 --> 00:57:03,486
HE'S ALMOST THERE!
1267
00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:04,720
OH, YEAH!
1268
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,858
[WOOF WOOF]
1269
00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:09,692
COME ON, TYCHO.
COME ON!
1270
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:13,662
DON'T STOP MOVIN',
TYCHO, KEEP MOVIN'!
1271
00:57:13,662 --> 00:57:16,932
PLEASE MOVE.
JUST PLEASE MOVE.
I'M TRYING TO WIN THE RACE.
1272
00:57:16,932 --> 00:57:18,801
Chuck: PRESTON PRICE
HAS JUST BEEN HIT
1273
00:57:18,801 --> 00:57:21,270
WITH A PENALTY
FOR CARRYING HIS DOG.
1274
00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:24,173
Holly: OH, THAT IS
GOING TO COST THE CHAMP.
1275
00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:26,108
COME ON! COME ON!
1276
00:57:26,108 --> 00:57:28,944
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
1277
00:57:28,944 --> 00:57:30,846
WHOA!
1278
00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:32,088
WHOO-HOO!
1279
00:57:40,088 --> 00:57:42,992
♪ VICTORY IS OURS,
VICTORY IS OURS ♪
1280
00:57:42,992 --> 00:57:46,729
Holly: OK, CHUCK,
IT'S GOING TO TAKE
THE JUDGES SOME TIME
1281
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:47,697
TO TALLY UP ALL THOSE
PENALTIES HERE.
1282
00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:50,966
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY
GOING TO GET A RULING
1283
00:57:50,966 --> 00:57:52,669
FROM THE HEAD JUDGE.
1284
00:57:53,669 --> 00:57:55,738
THE DOG IN LANE 2,
1285
00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:56,706
TYCHO,
1286
00:57:56,706 --> 00:57:59,842
COMPLETED THE COURSE
IN ONE MINUTE, 37 SECONDS.
1287
00:57:59,842 --> 00:58:02,745
AFTER CALCULATING
THE TIME PENALTIES
1288
00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:06,849
ASSESSED FOR MISSING
EVERY SINGLE OBSTACLE,
1289
00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:08,617
THE FINAL TIME
1290
00:58:08,617 --> 00:58:11,587
IS 2 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS.
1291
00:58:11,587 --> 00:58:12,821
UNBELIEVABLE!
1292
00:58:12,821 --> 00:58:15,190
CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
1293
00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:16,859
HAVE JUST SET
A NEW COURSE RECORD.
1294
00:58:16,859 --> 00:58:20,729
Holly: WITH SOME VERY
UNORTHODOX STRATEGY,
I MIGHT ADD.
1295
00:58:20,729 --> 00:58:24,099
JUST LISTEN. THE CROWD
IS BEGGING FOR MORE.
1296
00:58:24,099 --> 00:58:25,301
[WOOF WOOF]
1297
00:58:25,301 --> 00:58:26,469
IT'S NOT FAIR.
HE CHEATED.
1298
00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:29,605
HE CAN'T JUST SMASH THROUGH
OBSTACLES LIKE THAT. COME ON.
1299
00:58:29,605 --> 00:58:33,074
THE WINNER IS
CALVIN WHEELER AND TYCHO.
1300
00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,074
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1301
00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:36,712
OHH! OHH!
1302
00:58:36,712 --> 00:58:38,214
YEAH! HA HA!
1303
00:58:39,214 --> 00:58:40,316
Chuck: THAT FIRST-PLACE FINISH
1304
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:42,751
IS GOING TO SECURE
THIS UNKNOWN DOG
1305
00:58:42,751 --> 00:58:45,888
AN INVITATION TO
THE TOP DOG FINALS
NEXT WEEKEND.
1306
00:58:45,888 --> 00:58:48,791
Holly: CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
1307
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,759
HAVE JUST SHOCKED
THE DOG SHOW WORLD.
1308
00:58:50,759 --> 00:58:51,860
I'M CHUCK.
1309
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,962
AND I'M HOLLY.
1310
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:54,863
Both: BOW-WOW FOR NOW.
1311
00:58:54,863 --> 00:58:56,365
TELL US HOW YOU FEEL!
1312
00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:57,065
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
1313
00:58:57,065 --> 00:59:00,669
OK, OK. PLEASE,
ONE AT A TIME.
1314
00:59:00,669 --> 00:59:01,670
YOU.
1315
00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:03,606
CHARLES NETWORTH,
PERFECT POOCHIE MONTHLY.
1316
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,975
SOME MEMBERS OF THE CANINE
PRESS CORPS HAVE ALREADY
1317
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:08,877
CALLED YOUR DOG
TYCHO THE TERRIBLE.
1318
00:59:08,877 --> 00:59:09,645
[WOOF]
1319
00:59:09,645 --> 00:59:10,479
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NICKNAME?
1320
00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:13,282
WELL, UH--HA HA--
IF THE SHOE FITS...
1321
00:59:13,282 --> 00:59:15,351
GET IT, THE SHOE?
1322
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,785
[ALL LAUGHING]
1323
00:59:16,785 --> 00:59:17,820
MANDY CALL,
FANCY CANINE.
1324
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,723
CALVIN, YOU AND TYCHO
HAVE NOW QUALIFIED TO ENTER
1325
00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:21,724
THE TOP DOG FINALS.
1326
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,393
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMP
PRESTON PRICE SAYS THAT
1327
00:59:24,393 --> 00:59:27,630
HE WILL BE
IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT.
1328
00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:28,897
ANY RESPONSE?
1329
00:59:28,897 --> 00:59:31,205
[TYCHO BARKING]
1330
00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,139
UM...
1331
00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:39,708
EXPECT THE IMPOSSIBLE.
1332
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,410
THAT'S GREAT.
1333
00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:42,711
[REPORTERS TALKING]
1334
00:59:42,711 --> 00:59:45,885
[TYCHO BARKING]
1335
00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:52,862
HELP ME OUT, FIGG.
1336
01:00:00,996 --> 01:00:02,831
NO PROBLEM.
1337
01:00:02,831 --> 01:00:06,902
CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
1338
01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:07,703
OK.
1339
01:00:07,703 --> 01:00:08,771
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND CALVIN?
1340
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:13,943
I MEAN, YOU FOLLOW HIM
AROUND LIKE YOU'RE
A SERVANT.
1341
01:00:14,943 --> 01:00:16,412
WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE,
1342
01:00:16,412 --> 01:00:20,282
KIDS MADE FUN OF ME, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I HAVE ASTHMA.
1343
01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,817
AND CALVIN DIDN'T?
1344
01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:23,085
NO, HE DID.
1345
01:00:23,085 --> 01:00:26,689
HE WAS THE WORST ACTUALLY.
1346
01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:27,423
BUT WHY--
1347
01:00:27,423 --> 01:00:28,524
DO YOU REMEMBER
IN SECOND GRADE,
1348
01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:30,993
WHEN I HAD THAT REALLY BAD
ASTHMA ATTACK DURING RECESS?
1349
01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:31,894
OH, YEAH!
1350
01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,729
THEY CALLED THE AMBULANCE
AND EVERYTHING.
1351
01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:35,931
YEAH. I FORGOT
MY INHALER THAT DAY.
1352
01:00:35,931 --> 01:00:37,766
I JUST COULDN'T BREATHE.
1353
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:42,237
EVERYBODY WAS STANDING AROUND
STARING AT ME.
1354
01:00:42,237 --> 01:00:45,774
THE KIDS AND THE TEACHERS.
1355
01:00:45,774 --> 01:00:47,041
BUT NOT CALVIN.
1356
01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:52,081
HE REMEMBERED THAT
MR. AGATHAPALS, THE JANITOR,
ALSO HAD ASTHMA.
1357
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:55,884
CALVIN RAN INSIDE,
GOT HIS INHALER
AND BROUGHT IT TO ME.
1358
01:00:55,884 --> 01:00:58,921
CAME AND SAW ME EVERY DAY
WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
1359
01:00:58,921 --> 01:01:00,389
READ ME COMIC BOOKS.
1360
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:02,758
LET ME GUESS.
GOTHAM MAN.
1361
01:01:02,758 --> 01:01:04,059
GOTHAM MAN.
1362
01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:07,498
DARK DRAGON CHRONICLES.
1363
01:01:09,498 --> 01:01:12,101
SO THERE REALLY IS
A HEART OF GOLD
IN THERE.
1364
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:15,204
YEAH. IT'S JUST DEEP.
1365
01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:18,842
DEEP DOWN SOMETIMES.
1366
01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:22,245
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1367
01:01:23,245 --> 01:01:25,014
HEY! I'M HERE
FOR THE FOLLOW-UP INTERVIEW.
1368
01:01:26,014 --> 01:01:30,853
AHH. WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
1369
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,154
PLEASE...
1370
01:01:32,154 --> 01:01:35,061
HAVE A SEAT.
1371
01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:40,295
WHERE'S TYCHO?
1372
01:01:40,295 --> 01:01:42,364
THIS IS ABOUT HIM,
REMEMBER?
1373
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:44,770
[WHIMPERING]
1374
01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:49,171
GOOD JOB!
1375
01:01:49,171 --> 01:01:50,539
HERE WE ARE.
1376
01:01:50,539 --> 01:01:52,808
AHH. LUNCH IS SERVED.
1377
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,843
THANK YOU, TYCHO.
1378
01:01:54,843 --> 01:01:55,544
[WOOF WOOF]
1379
01:01:55,544 --> 01:01:56,779
THANK YOU, CALVIN.
1380
01:01:56,779 --> 01:01:58,782
YEAH,
THANK YOU, TYCHO.
1381
01:01:59,782 --> 01:02:02,484
Calvin: I MEAN,
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
1382
01:02:02,484 --> 01:02:04,020
YOU DON'T HONESTLY THINK
THAT AVENGING ANGIE
1383
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,555
IS A BETTER COMIC
THAN GOTHAM MAN?
1384
01:02:06,555 --> 01:02:10,459
COME ON. BETTER ARTWORK,
BETTER STORYLINES,
1385
01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:11,027
MORE COMPLEX CHARACTERS.
1386
01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:13,295
LISTEN, LADY, OK?
1387
01:02:13,295 --> 01:02:14,797
GOTHAM MAN IS
AN ICON.
1388
01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,799
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE
JUST LUCKY THAT I'M HERE
1389
01:02:16,799 --> 01:02:19,401
TO EVALUATE YOUR
QUALIFICATIONS AS A DOG OWNER
1390
01:02:19,401 --> 01:02:23,173
AND NOT YOUR TASTE IN COMICS.
1391
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,140
[BEEPING]
1392
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,809
OR YOUR VIDEOGAME SKILLS.
1393
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,477
THAT WAS LUCK.
1394
01:02:28,477 --> 01:02:29,912
YOU KNOW IT.
1395
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,947
SEE YOU LATER.
1396
01:02:31,947 --> 01:02:36,285
UM, EMILY, UM...
1397
01:02:36,285 --> 01:02:38,520
THE SPRING DANCE
IS NEXT WEEK.
1398
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,156
I WAS JUST WONDERING
1399
01:02:41,156 --> 01:02:43,192
IF YOU WANTED TO GO.
1400
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,526
I MEAN...
1401
01:02:44,526 --> 01:02:47,496
WITH ME.
1402
01:02:47,496 --> 01:02:50,532
YOU HAVE VERY IMPRESSIVE
QUALIFICATIONS, CALVIN.
1403
01:02:50,532 --> 01:02:53,202
I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU, HOWEVER.
1404
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,504
OH, YEAH, SURE,
ANYTHING.
1405
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:59,875
[IMITATING JULIE]
DO YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR
IN ALL SPRING COLORS?
1406
01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:02,211
THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION
AND, UH...
1407
01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:03,612
YOU KNOW I DO.
1408
01:03:03,612 --> 01:03:04,613
PICK ME UP AT 8:00 THEN.
1409
01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:07,983
BUT STILL, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FANTASTIC WEEKEND.
1410
01:03:07,983 --> 01:03:10,886
THE TOP DOG FINAL,
PRESENTED BY ROYAL...
1411
01:03:10,886 --> 01:03:11,920
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW---
1412
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,890
NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP.
1413
01:03:14,890 --> 01:03:16,192
COMES UP TOMORROW AT 3 P.M.
1414
01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:19,294
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION
PRESTON PRICE SAYS
HIS DOG JACQUES...
1415
01:03:19,294 --> 01:03:20,896
OF COURSE IT WOULD
BE HIM.
1416
01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:21,897
WILL TAKE ON THE NEWCOMER
CALVIN WHEELER
1417
01:03:21,897 --> 01:03:26,335
AND HIS DOG TYCHO, OR AS
SOME ARE CALLING HIM...
1418
01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:27,436
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
1419
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:30,138
THANK YOU, JIM.
IN LOCAL NEWS...
1420
01:03:30,138 --> 01:03:31,440
EMILY.
1421
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,875
EMILY, WAIT.
1422
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,245
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1423
01:03:36,245 --> 01:03:37,480
WHAT WERE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH TYCHO
1424
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,883
AFTER YOU WERE DONE
USING HIM TO MAKE YOUR MONEY?
1425
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:41,984
TAKE HIM BACK TO THE SHELTER?
1426
01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:44,953
LOOK, NO, NO, NO.
THAT WAS JUST THE WAY
IT STARTED.
1427
01:03:44,953 --> 01:03:48,624
OH, BUT WAIT.
YOU'VE CHANGED.
1428
01:03:48,624 --> 01:03:49,725
YES.
1429
01:03:49,725 --> 01:03:51,660
NOW YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD
AND YOU REALLY LOVE TYCHO.
1430
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:54,263
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
1431
01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:55,597
THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
1432
01:03:55,597 --> 01:03:57,132
THEN PROVE IT.
1433
01:03:57,132 --> 01:03:59,635
DON'T ENTER HIM
IN THAT SHOW.
1434
01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:02,572
DROP OUT NOW.
1435
01:04:03,572 --> 01:04:05,476
GOOD-BYE, CALVIN.
1436
01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:10,512
Figg: CALVIN!
1437
01:04:10,512 --> 01:04:12,248
HEY, EMILY.
1438
01:04:13,248 --> 01:04:16,919
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
1439
01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:17,653
TYCHO HAS A HOME.
1440
01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:18,754
HE HAS A FAMILY
THAT MISSES HIM.
1441
01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:22,324
LOOK. THEY'RE EVEN OFFERING
A REWARD TO GET HIM BACK.
1442
01:04:22,324 --> 01:04:24,092
HOW MANY FLYERS
DID YOU SEE?
1443
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:26,261
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE TOWN.
1444
01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:28,063
[SIGHS]
1445
01:04:28,063 --> 01:04:29,598
TAKE THEM ALL DOWN.
1446
01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:31,667
WHAT?
1447
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,136
I'M--I'M NOT
LOSING TYCHO.
1448
01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:35,637
NOT NOW.
1449
01:04:35,637 --> 01:04:37,973
CALVIN, THIS IS HIS HOME.
1450
01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:40,375
HIS REAL HOME
WHERE HE BELONGS.
1451
01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:41,343
SAYS WHO?
1452
01:04:41,343 --> 01:04:42,711
CALVIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
1453
01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:46,381
IF YOU LOST TYCHO,
YOU'D WANT HIM BACK, RIGHT?
1454
01:04:46,381 --> 01:04:48,250
JUST DO IT, FIGG!
1455
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,562
NOW.
1456
01:05:00,562 --> 01:05:02,497
NO.
1457
01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:03,632
WHAT?
1458
01:05:03,632 --> 01:05:04,499
[SCOFFS]
1459
01:05:04,499 --> 01:05:06,568
WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO ME?
1460
01:05:06,568 --> 01:05:07,703
"HE'S SELFISH.
1461
01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:09,371
HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF."
1462
01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,573
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL
SAY ABOUT YOU, CALVIN.
1463
01:05:11,573 --> 01:05:15,577
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT THEY WERE RIGHT.
1464
01:05:15,577 --> 01:05:18,159
TILL NOW.
1465
01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,529
I WANT TO KEEP TYCHO
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
1466
01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:37,466
[WHIMPERING]
1467
01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:41,117
I KNOW YOU'LL DO
THE RIGHT THING, SON.
1468
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,491
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1469
01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:06,695
UM...YEAH, I HAVE YOUR DOG.
1470
01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:10,265
GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1471
01:06:10,265 --> 01:06:12,534
LOOK, HONEY!
IT'S CHESTER!
1472
01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:13,568
[WOOF]
1473
01:06:13,568 --> 01:06:14,436
CHESTER.
1474
01:06:14,436 --> 01:06:16,038
Woman: OH, LOOK.
1475
01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:19,207
CHESTER! COME HERE, HONEY.
1476
01:06:19,207 --> 01:06:21,209
COME GIVE MAMA A KISS.
1477
01:06:21,209 --> 01:06:21,209
[WOOF]
1478
01:06:21,743 --> 01:06:23,178
HA HA HA HA.
HA HA.
1479
01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:24,579
GO ON, TYCHO.
1480
01:06:24,579 --> 01:06:26,482
I MEAN...
1481
01:06:27,482 --> 01:06:28,650
CHESTER.
1482
01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:29,684
[WHIMPERS]
1483
01:06:29,684 --> 01:06:31,153
THANK YOU.
1484
01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:34,088
FOR BRINGING HIM
HOME TO US.
1485
01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:35,757
BILLY, GO GET THE REWARD.
1486
01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,659
NO, NO, NO.
1487
01:06:37,659 --> 01:06:38,794
KEEP THE MONEY. I--
1488
01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:40,228
I DON'T WANT IT.
1489
01:06:40,228 --> 01:06:45,333
JUST PROMISE ME
YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.
1490
01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:47,669
YEAH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
1491
01:06:47,669 --> 01:06:48,570
[WOOF]
1492
01:06:48,570 --> 01:06:51,311
[WHIMPERING]
1493
01:06:56,311 --> 01:06:57,579
[WOOF]
1494
01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,214
STAY.
1495
01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:00,849
YOU HEAR ME?
1496
01:07:00,849 --> 01:07:02,484
[WOOF WOOF]
1497
01:07:02,484 --> 01:07:04,586
STAY.
1498
01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:09,691
[WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1499
01:07:09,691 --> 01:07:11,628
[WOOF]
1500
01:07:13,628 --> 01:07:18,703
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1501
01:07:21,703 --> 01:07:23,837
[WOOF WOOF]
1502
01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:56,671
HEY.
1503
01:07:56,671 --> 01:08:00,809
HEY, WHERE'S TYCHO?
1504
01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:02,645
UM...
1505
01:08:03,645 --> 01:08:05,147
I TOOK HIM HOME.
1506
01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:09,753
BUT THE TOP DOG FINALS
IS TODAY.
1507
01:08:11,753 --> 01:08:13,493
I KNOW.
1508
01:08:18,493 --> 01:08:20,664
EMILY!
1509
01:08:22,664 --> 01:08:23,632
HEY!
1510
01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:24,733
GET OUT OF HERE.
1511
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:26,735
I WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHING.
1512
01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:29,671
CALVIN GAVE TYCHO BACK
TO HIS REAL FAMILY
1513
01:08:29,671 --> 01:08:31,706
AND DIDN'T ACCEPT A REWARD.
1514
01:08:31,706 --> 01:08:32,807
WAIT A MINUTE.
1515
01:08:32,807 --> 01:08:35,343
YEAH. YOU CAN SAY
A LOT OF BAD THINGS
ABOUT CALVIN.
1516
01:08:35,343 --> 01:08:36,311
THEY'RE PROBABLY TRUE,
1517
01:08:36,311 --> 01:08:38,947
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY
HE DOESN'T LOVE
THAT DOG.
1518
01:08:38,947 --> 01:08:42,384
THIS PHOTO OF TYCHO,
I TOOK IT.
1519
01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:43,518
NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1520
01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:45,453
THAT WAS TAKEN
BY HIS REAL FAMILY.
1521
01:08:45,453 --> 01:08:47,590
UNH-UNH. LOOK.
1522
01:08:48,590 --> 01:08:51,893
I TOOK THIS PHOTO
WHEN THEY FIRST BROUGHT
TYCHO INTO THE SHELTER.
1523
01:08:51,893 --> 01:08:53,060
BUT--BUT THAT MEANS THAT
1524
01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:57,500
THIS FLYER COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN PUT UP BY
TYCHO'S FAMILY.
1525
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,305
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
1526
01:09:03,305 --> 01:09:04,473
CALVIN!
1527
01:09:05,473 --> 01:09:07,776
WHAT'S UP, FIGG?
1528
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:10,615
LOOK AT THIS.
1529
01:09:13,615 --> 01:09:15,717
IT WAS PRESTON!
1530
01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:16,718
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1531
01:09:16,718 --> 01:09:18,954
HE MADE UP THOSE FLYERS
AND POSTED THEM HIMSELF.
1532
01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:20,622
HE DID IT ALL.
1533
01:09:20,622 --> 01:09:22,390
HE KNEW HOW MUCH
I CARED ABOUT TYCHO,
1534
01:09:22,390 --> 01:09:24,926
HOW MUCH I WANTED
TO DO WHAT WAS BEST
FOR HIM
1535
01:09:24,926 --> 01:09:26,828
AND GET HIM BACK
TO HIS REAL FAMILY.
1536
01:09:26,828 --> 01:09:28,563
EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT
HIS REAL FAMILY.
1537
01:09:28,563 --> 01:09:29,731
THEY'RE PHONIES!
1538
01:09:29,731 --> 01:09:30,699
SO WHO ARE THEY?
1539
01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:32,500
THEY HAD TO BE SOMEBODY
PRESTON COULD CONTROL.
1540
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,502
Preston: NOT THERE,
YOU DUFUS.
1541
01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:37,239
Calvin: I KNEW THAT GUY
LOOKED FAMILIAR!
1542
01:09:37,239 --> 01:09:38,773
SO WHAT NOW?
1543
01:09:38,773 --> 01:09:40,242
NOW WE GET HIM BACK!
1544
01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:41,676
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1545
01:09:41,676 --> 01:09:43,845
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1546
01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:45,651
THAT'S TYCHO.
1547
01:09:49,651 --> 01:09:51,319
[ARGUING]
1548
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:52,454
[WOOF WOOF]
1549
01:09:52,454 --> 01:09:53,389
OH, MY GOODNESS.
1550
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,590
Woman: I DON'T CARE
WHAT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID!
1551
01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:58,693
I WANT THAT BEAST GONE
AND I MEAN NOW.
1552
01:09:58,693 --> 01:10:00,762
WE SHOULD GET HELP.
1553
01:10:00,762 --> 01:10:01,496
Man: FINE!
1554
01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:04,599
DUDE, THERE'S
NO TIME FOR HELP.
1555
01:10:04,599 --> 01:10:05,600
OK, FIGG,
1556
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,835
YOU GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
1557
01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:08,403
KEEP 'EM TALKING, OK?
1558
01:10:08,403 --> 01:10:09,771
WE'LL SNEAK IN
THROUGH THE BACK.
1559
01:10:09,771 --> 01:10:10,872
I'M GONNA
GO WITH HIM.
1560
01:10:10,872 --> 01:10:12,307
NO, CALVIN,
WAIT A SECOND.
1561
01:10:12,307 --> 01:10:14,909
I--I'M NOT YOU.
I MEAN...
1562
01:10:14,909 --> 01:10:16,444
YOU KNOW, I'M
NOT GOOD AT LYING.
1563
01:10:16,444 --> 01:10:19,981
FIGG, DON'T THINK OF IT
AS LYING, OK? REMEMBER--
1564
01:10:19,981 --> 01:10:21,416
SHH!
1565
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:24,953
OK. DO YOU REMEMBER
ISSUE 426 OF THE DARK
DRAGON CHRONICLES
1566
01:10:24,953 --> 01:10:27,689
WHEN GOTHAM MAN HAD TO
PROVIDE A DISTRACTION?
1567
01:10:27,689 --> 01:10:30,792
OH, SO THE JUSTICE
LEGION COULD SNEAK
THROUGH THE DARK...
1568
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:31,726
All: DRAGON'S LAIR.
1569
01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:32,761
I GOT IT. GOT IT.
1570
01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:35,768
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT.
1571
01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,539
Woman: TAKE
THE DOG AND--SHH!
1572
01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:47,042
GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
1573
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:51,680
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
THE OPPORTUNITY
1574
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,648
TO SUBSCRIBE
1575
01:10:53,648 --> 01:10:56,785
TO THESE--THESE
LEADING MAGAZINES
1576
01:10:56,785 --> 01:10:58,753
AT A GENEROUS
DISCOUNT.
1577
01:10:58,753 --> 01:10:59,821
Woman: WHAT IS GOIN' ON,
BILLY?
1578
01:10:59,821 --> 01:11:02,794
SOME KID
SELLIN' MAGAZINES.
1579
01:11:05,794 --> 01:11:08,104
KID, WE DON'T WANT
NO MAGAZINES.
1580
01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,939
[GASPING]
1581
01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:18,006
[GAGGING]
1582
01:11:19,006 --> 01:11:20,675
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU, BOY?
1583
01:11:20,675 --> 01:11:22,077
ARE YOU OK, HON?
1584
01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:23,878
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
1585
01:11:23,878 --> 01:11:24,846
UGH! [GASPING]
1586
01:11:24,846 --> 01:11:27,615
I THINK HE HAS THE ASTHMA,
1587
01:11:27,615 --> 01:11:30,418
YOU KNOW, LIKE MY COUSIN GAYLE?
1588
01:11:30,418 --> 01:11:31,054
[WOOF]
1589
01:11:33,054 --> 01:11:34,756
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1590
01:11:34,756 --> 01:11:35,657
IF HE DIES ON OUR PORCH,
1591
01:11:35,657 --> 01:11:37,792
HE CAN PROBABLY SUE US
OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
1592
01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:40,528
SHUT UP, BILLY!
1593
01:11:40,528 --> 01:11:41,763
[GASPING]
1594
01:11:41,763 --> 01:11:46,471
[GASPING]
1595
01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:51,606
YOU FEELING BETTER,
HON?
1596
01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:53,645
MUCH. THANK YOU.
1597
01:11:57,645 --> 01:11:59,079
OH, TYCHO!
1598
01:11:59,079 --> 01:12:01,683
AAH!
1599
01:12:01,683 --> 01:12:04,953
HEY, FIGG, WHEN DO
THE TOP DOG FINALS START?
1600
01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:08,456
8 MINUTES
AND 22 SECONDS AGO.
1601
01:12:08,456 --> 01:12:09,492
WHY?
1602
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,762
YOU'RE NOT THINKING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING.
1603
01:12:13,762 --> 01:12:15,864
YOU AND TYCHO
HAVE TO COMPETE.
1604
01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:17,665
AND YOU HAVE TO WIN!
1605
01:12:17,665 --> 01:12:18,867
OTHERWISE PRESTON WILL.
1606
01:12:18,867 --> 01:12:20,168
IT'S UP TO HIM.
1607
01:12:21,002 --> 01:12:25,640
UP FOR GETTING EXPLOITED
ONE MORE TIME?
1608
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,711
[WOOF WOOF]
1609
01:12:29,711 --> 01:12:30,945
[WOOF WOOF]
1610
01:12:30,945 --> 01:12:33,915
DAD, GUN IT! WE HAVE
A DOG SHOW TO WIN!
1611
01:12:33,915 --> 01:12:35,750
BUCKLE UP,
EVERYBODY.
1612
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:36,951
WELCOME BACK TO
THE TOP DOG FINALS,
1613
01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:39,052
SPONSORED BY ROYAL HOUND
DOG FOODS.
1614
01:12:39,052 --> 01:12:43,056
THIS YEAR'S THEME,
AROUND THE WORLD
IN 80 DOGS.
1615
01:12:43,056 --> 01:12:44,659
CONTESTANTS HAVE
JUST 90 SECONDS
1616
01:12:44,659 --> 01:12:47,195
TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES
WITH ANY PERFORMANCE
ROUTINE.
1617
01:12:47,195 --> 01:12:50,665
JESSICA ROSE AND HER DOG
CHICHI ARE JUST
FINISHING UP
1618
01:12:50,665 --> 01:12:53,535
NEXT TO THE DISPLAY
OF THE ARFUL TOWER.
1619
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,069
THAT'S GOING TO BRING UP
THIS SHOW'S
1620
01:12:56,069 --> 01:12:57,138
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPIONS.
1621
01:12:57,138 --> 01:13:02,677
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK,
IT'S PRESTON PRICE
AND JACQUES!
1622
01:13:02,677 --> 01:13:03,745
[APPLAUSE]
1623
01:13:03,745 --> 01:13:05,955
[ARF ARF]
1624
01:13:13,955 --> 01:13:15,690
[ARF ARF]
1625
01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:18,722
OK. GO.
1626
01:13:47,722 --> 01:13:49,228
Audience: OOH!
1627
01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:55,630
WHERE IS CALVIN AND TYCHO?
1628
01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,666
WE ARE UP NEXT.
1629
01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:00,535
CALVIN, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
1630
01:14:00,535 --> 01:14:03,905
YOU AND TYCHO DON'T EVEN
HAVE A ROUTINE.
1631
01:14:03,905 --> 01:14:05,974
I THINK WE MIGHT.
1632
01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,775
RIGHT, TYCHO?
1633
01:14:07,775 --> 01:14:09,846
[RRRF]
1634
01:14:11,846 --> 01:14:13,118
[APPLAUSE]
1635
01:14:17,118 --> 01:14:18,154
[ARF ARF ARF]
1636
01:14:20,154 --> 01:14:21,723
Holly:
AND WHAT A CATCH!
1637
01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:22,024
WHAT ARE THOSE,
CHUCK?
1638
01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,292
FLYING DISKS, HOLLY.
1639
01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:26,738
WOW!
1640
01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:38,038
Chuck: FANTASTIC!
1641
01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:40,709
Holly: OOH LALA, JACQUES!
1642
01:14:41,709 --> 01:14:43,112
[BUZZER]
1643
01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:45,087
Chuck: WOW!
1644
01:14:54,087 --> 01:14:57,264
A FLAWLESS ROUTINE
BY THE CHAMPION!
1645
01:15:03,264 --> 01:15:05,967
HERE COMES SCORES.
1646
01:15:05,967 --> 01:15:08,069
Chuck: A 98!
UNBELIEVABLE!
1647
01:15:08,069 --> 01:15:11,940
OOH, THAT IS GOING TO BE
NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT.
1648
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:16,714
IT'S GONNA GET ROUGH
IN THERE, CHUCK.
1649
01:15:19,714 --> 01:15:24,051
NEXT UP IS CALVIN WHEELER
AND TYCHO.
1650
01:15:24,051 --> 01:15:26,762
DON'T HOLD YOUR
BREATH.
1651
01:15:34,762 --> 01:15:36,965
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1652
01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,700
THIS IS THE FINAL CALL
1653
01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,973
FOR CALVIN WHEELER
AND TYCHO.
1654
01:15:44,973 --> 01:15:45,873
GO, TYCHO!
1655
01:15:45,873 --> 01:15:48,873
GO!
1656
01:15:45,873 --> 01:15:48,846
[WOOF WOOF]
1657
01:15:51,846 --> 01:15:55,817
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S
GOING TO BE A DISQUALIFICATION.
1658
01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:59,988
LET'S GO, BABY! WOW!
1659
01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:03,125
DON'T ROLL OVER YET.
LOOK!
1660
01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,204
Audience: OHH!
1661
01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:17,205
[WOOF WOOF]
1662
01:16:17,205 --> 01:16:18,773
THERE, BABY!
1663
01:16:18,773 --> 01:16:20,144
OH, COOL!
1664
01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:24,850
WHOA!
1665
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,821
Audience: OHH!
1666
01:16:33,821 --> 01:16:35,870
[WOOF WOOF]
1667
01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:49,905
SURPRISED?
1668
01:16:49,905 --> 01:16:53,374
YOU AND YOUR NO-GOOD MUTT
STILL HAVE TO BEAT A 98.
1669
01:16:53,374 --> 01:16:54,976
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1670
01:16:54,976 --> 01:16:56,845
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1671
01:16:57,845 --> 01:17:01,816
YOU MAY BEGIN,
MR. WHEELER.
1672
01:17:01,816 --> 01:17:03,818
ALL RIGHT.
FULL SPEED, TYCHO.
1673
01:17:03,818 --> 01:17:05,119
FULL SPEED.
1674
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:08,456
HAVE ONE MINUTE
AND 30 SECONDS TO IMPRESS
1675
01:17:08,456 --> 01:17:10,291
THE JUDGES IN THIS
FREESTYLE EXHIBITION.
1676
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:14,976
Holly: LET'S SEE WHAT
THEY HAVE IN THEIR
BAG OF TRICKS.
1677
01:17:28,976 --> 01:17:33,381
Holly: HE IS HEADED
FOR THE FABLED WINDMILLS
OF OUR DOG QUIXOTE DISPLAY.
1678
01:17:33,381 --> 01:17:37,253
THE AUDIENCE IS JUST
LAPPING THIS UP!
1679
01:17:39,253 --> 01:17:42,055
Chuck: HOLLY, THEY'RE RACING
RIGHT FOR THE ARFUL TOWER.
1680
01:17:42,055 --> 01:17:42,055
AND THEY'RE THROUGH!
1681
01:17:42,957 --> 01:17:44,759
Holly: BOTH CALVIN
AND TYCHO ARE HEADED FOR
1682
01:17:44,759 --> 01:17:48,733
THE ANCIENT DRUID RUINS
OF BONEHENGE!
1683
01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:58,372
OH, WOW! NOW
THEY'RE ON THE WAY
TO MOUNT RUFFMORE'S HALF PIPE!
1684
01:17:58,372 --> 01:18:02,804
AND THEY ARE MOVING!
1685
01:18:29,804 --> 01:18:32,363
GO, CALVIN!
1686
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,800
DID YOU SEE THAT?
CALVIN JUST SKATED RIGHT OVER
1687
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,870
THE WATERS OF
THE SOUTH PAW-CIFIC!
1688
01:19:02,870 --> 01:19:06,812
Chuck: NOW THEY'RE HEADED
FOR THE BRIDGE TOO FUR.
1689
01:19:10,812 --> 01:19:12,046
[CROWD CHEERING]
1690
01:19:12,046 --> 01:19:13,815
CALVIN AND TYCHO ARE
GOING TO HAVE TIME
1691
01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,117
FOR JUST ONE MORE TRICK,
HOLLY.
1692
01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:19,290
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK,
AND THEY ARE PICKING UP
SOME SERIOUS SPEED.
1693
01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:25,563
[ARF ARF ARF]
1694
01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:30,131
Chuck: OHH!
1695
01:19:30,131 --> 01:19:34,037
OHH!
1696
01:19:37,037 --> 01:19:38,139
OHH!
1697
01:19:38,139 --> 01:19:40,474
AAH!
1698
01:19:40,474 --> 01:19:42,011
[BUZZER]
1699
01:19:44,011 --> 01:19:48,449
AND CALVIN STICKS
THE LANDING!
1700
01:19:48,449 --> 01:19:51,051
WELL, HOW I'D DO?
1701
01:19:51,051 --> 01:19:53,321
Man: IT'S OBVIOUS
PRESTON SABOTAGED THE EVENT.
1702
01:19:53,321 --> 01:19:54,288
HE'S DISQUALIFIED.
1703
01:19:54,288 --> 01:19:56,591
Boy: PRESTON PRICE CHEATED.
1704
01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:58,492
Woman: THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
1705
01:19:58,492 --> 01:19:59,894
LET'S WRAP IT UP.
1706
01:19:59,894 --> 01:20:02,898
WE AWARD THE ROUTINE...
1707
01:20:03,898 --> 01:20:05,000
A 99!
1708
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,501
THAT'S IT! FAME!
1709
01:20:07,501 --> 01:20:10,471
CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
THE TERRIBLE
1710
01:20:10,471 --> 01:20:15,477
HAVE JUST WON
ROYAL HOUND'S
TOP DOG FINAL!
1711
01:20:16,477 --> 01:20:17,211
ALL RIGHT, CALVIN!
1712
01:20:17,211 --> 01:20:20,493
GO, BABY!
HOLD IT THERE, CALVIN!
1713
01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:34,395
TYCHO, CALVIN, THIS WAY!
1714
01:20:34,395 --> 01:20:35,029
Figg:
GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE!
1715
01:20:36,029 --> 01:20:38,232
PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME!
1716
01:20:38,232 --> 01:20:39,232
HOW PREPARED WERE YOU?
1717
01:20:38,232 --> 01:20:39,600
YOU.
1718
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,570
EMILY WATSON,
BEDFORD ANIMAL SHELTER
1719
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:43,971
MONTHLY NEWSLETTER.
1720
01:20:43,971 --> 01:20:44,605
YES?
1721
01:20:44,605 --> 01:20:45,506
CALVIN, I WAS WONDERING,
1722
01:20:45,506 --> 01:20:49,914
DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS
FOR THE PRIZE MONEY?
1723
01:20:52,914 --> 01:20:54,015
I SURE DO.
1724
01:20:55,015 --> 01:20:57,289
[WOOF WOOF]
1725
01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,259
[APPLAUSE]
1726
01:21:05,259 --> 01:21:07,929
AND JUST WHO WAS
STEWART BICKFORD?
1727
01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:11,499
THE CREATOR
OF GOTHAM MAN.
1728
01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:16,570
THESE RENOVATIONS WERE
ONLY MADE POSSIBLE BY
A GENEROUS DONATION
1729
01:21:16,570 --> 01:21:18,506
FROM CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG,
1730
01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:22,376
A FORMER RESIDENT
OF THIS SHELTER,
1731
01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:23,011
TYCHO THE TERRIBLE!
1732
01:21:24,011 --> 01:21:27,649
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1733
01:21:28,649 --> 01:21:31,962
YOU DID IT, CALVIN.
1734
01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:42,630
[ARF ARF ARF]
1735
01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,699
Girl: CUTE.
YOU'RE A CHATTY DOG.
1736
01:21:44,699 --> 01:21:47,068
YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO CHATTY
FOR OUR HOUSE.
1737
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,034
[ARF GRRR]
1738
01:21:48,034 --> 01:21:48,034
Calvin: YOU KNOW WHAT?
1739
01:21:48,903 --> 01:21:50,571
IF WE'RE EVER GOING
TO GET RUFUS A HOME,
1740
01:21:50,571 --> 01:21:54,041
WE'VE GOT TO WORK
ON HIS SOCIAL SKILLS.
1741
01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:55,209
RUFUS?
1742
01:21:55,209 --> 01:21:57,244
YOU KNOW WHAT
MR. DUDLEY SAYS ABOUT
NAMING THE ANIMALS.
1743
01:21:57,244 --> 01:22:00,648
WHAT CAN I SAY? HE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE RUFUS TO ME.
1744
01:22:00,648 --> 01:22:03,587
GUYS, HE'S JUST
SCARED, THAT'S ALL.
1745
01:22:06,587 --> 01:22:08,155
[ARF ARF ARF]
1746
01:22:08,155 --> 01:22:09,357
HEY, BUDDY.
1747
01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:11,125
HEY, LITTLE GUY.
1748
01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,059
HIYA.
1749
01:22:12,059 --> 01:22:15,196
WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT.
1750
01:22:15,196 --> 01:22:19,367
FIGG, HE ACTUALLY
LIKES YOU.
1751
01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:20,068
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1752
01:22:20,068 --> 01:22:22,470
I'D SAY 5.2,
MAYBE 5.3 POUNDS.
1753
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:26,374
DEFINITELY UNDER
THE WEIGHT LIMIT
FOR MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.
1754
01:22:26,374 --> 01:22:30,144
LOOKS LIKE AND TYCHO
HAVE SOME STIFF
COMPETITION
1755
01:22:30,144 --> 01:22:31,679
FOR NEXT YEAR'S
DOG SHOW.
1756
01:22:31,679 --> 01:22:32,547
HA! PLEASE.
1757
01:22:32,547 --> 01:22:34,548
AFTER THE PERFORMANCE
TYCHO AND I GAVE,
1758
01:22:34,548 --> 01:22:37,385
I DON'T THINK THERE IS
A DOG ON THIS EARTH...
1759
01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:38,619
COME ON, BUDDY.
1760
01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:40,154
OK, THAT CAN--
1761
01:22:40,154 --> 01:22:40,154
OH, YES.
1762
01:22:40,988 --> 01:22:44,258
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY.
YES, YOU ARE.
1763
01:22:44,258 --> 01:22:46,794
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDIN' ME.
1764
01:22:46,794 --> 01:22:50,734
[WHIMPERING]
1765
01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:55,536
YOU KNOW WHAT, FIGG?
1766
01:22:55,536 --> 01:22:56,470
FIGG, WAIT.
1767
01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:58,105
HOW ABOUT
WE TEAM UP?
1768
01:22:58,105 --> 01:22:59,573
YOU, ME, OUR DOGS,
YOU KNOW?
1769
01:22:59,573 --> 01:23:05,212
WE CAN DO THIS
KIND OF TAG TEAM
TANDEM THING.
1770
01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,815
YEAH. I MEAN,
WE CAN'T LOSE.
1771
01:23:07,815 --> 01:23:09,183
AT THE VERY LEAST,
1772
01:23:09,183 --> 01:23:11,152
YOU GONNA NEED
A MANAGER.
1773
01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:14,488
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
TO HELP YOU COUNT
THAT MONEY.
1774
01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:18,495
MM-HMM. HE'S GONNA
BE OUR LITTLE STAR.
1775
01:23:21,495 --> 01:23:24,198
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ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
1776
01:23:24,198 --> 01:23:28,804
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1777
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:31,338
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1778
01:23:31,338 --> 01:23:32,473
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1779
01:23:32,473 --> 01:23:33,641
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1780
01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:34,708
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1781
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,343
♪ COME HERE, COME HERE ♪
1782
01:23:36,343 --> 01:23:37,611
♪ HE DON'T SIT
IN NO WINDOW ♪
1783
01:23:37,611 --> 01:23:39,380
♪ BECAUSE HE
AIN'T FOR SALE ♪
1784
01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:40,815
♪ AND I'M KINDA SURE
HE LIKES ME ♪
1785
01:23:40,815 --> 01:23:42,616
♪ BY THE WAY HE
WAGS HIS TAIL ♪
1786
01:23:42,616 --> 01:23:44,652
♪ I KNOW HE'D TRY
TO SAVE ME ♪
1787
01:23:44,652 --> 01:23:46,220
♪ IF I FELL DOWN THE WELL ♪
1788
01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:48,189
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S A FRIEND
I CAN DEPEND ON ♪
1789
01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:50,091
♪ LORDY, WHAT'S
THAT SMELL? ♪
1790
01:23:50,091 --> 01:23:51,091
♪ IT'S A... ♪
1791
01:23:51,091 --> 01:23:51,091
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1792
01:23:51,859 --> 01:23:53,494
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1793
01:23:53,494 --> 01:23:54,662
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1794
01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:55,729
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1795
01:23:55,729 --> 01:23:57,431
♪ LOOKIN' OUT
FOR CALVIN ♪
1796
01:23:57,431 --> 01:23:58,732
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1797
01:23:58,732 --> 01:23:59,800
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1798
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,168
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1799
01:24:01,168 --> 01:24:02,736
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1800
01:24:02,736 --> 01:24:03,504
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
1801
01:24:03,504 --> 01:24:05,473
♪ HE CAN'T HELP
THAT HE'S HAIRY ♪
1802
01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:07,308
♪ IF HE WASN'T,
HE WOULD FREEZE ♪
1803
01:24:07,308 --> 01:24:08,209
♪ AND HE CAN'T HELP THAT ♪
1804
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:10,544
♪ HE'S A WALKING HOTEL
FOR SOME FLEAS ♪
1805
01:24:10,544 --> 01:24:12,713
♪ NOW, HE AIN'T MUCH
ON MANNERS ♪
1806
01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:14,315
♪ ALTHOUGH HE AIMS
TO PLEASE ♪
1807
01:24:14,315 --> 01:24:16,484
♪ HIS CALLING CARD
IS IN THE YARD ♪
1808
01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:17,451
♪ REMEMBER, WIPE YOUR FEET ♪
1809
01:24:17,451 --> 01:24:19,353
♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S A... ♪
1810
01:24:19,353 --> 01:24:20,488
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
1811
01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:21,489
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1812
01:24:21,489 --> 01:24:22,590
♪ LOOK AT THAT DOG ♪
1813
01:24:22,590 --> 01:24:25,000
♪ DOG, DOG, DOG ♪
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