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Iron man: Is myarmor on straight?
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Welcome, I'm meaganmclaren and sittingacross from me,
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Is none other than theinvincible iron man himself,tony stark.
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"invincible" isa tad overblown.
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I'll also accept invulnerable,indomitable, and irresistible.
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Tell me, whatwere you feeling
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As the mayor declared"avengers' day"at the parade?
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He even gave youthe keys to the city.
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Well, honored,of course.
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You know, it's nice whenmy hard work gets noticed...
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(growls)
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I mean "our" hard work.
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(chuckles and sighs)
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Meagan: Tell me yourthoughts on the festivities,captain.
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What can I say?
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We do what we can,when we can.
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And we do itwith pride.
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Avengers' day?Yeah, whatever.
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Have you tried thiscake? It is amazing.
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I mean, how can onenot feel stoked?
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I'm still geekingout over here!
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How about a smile?I am smiling.
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Hulk's strongestthere is. Nuff said.
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Actually, thor claimedhe's stronger.
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Your response?
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Two words.Hulk strongest.
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But thor has lightningand a hammer.
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You just have...What?
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Big fists?Yes!
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(growls)
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So, hulk says he'sthe strongest. Thoughts?
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Ha! Hulk isa worthy competitor,
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But I think we all know howany competition would end.
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(roars)
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(roaring)
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We've really got to
get stronger walls.
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(shutters clicking)
(thor laughs)
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Come, friend hulk,
taste the might of mjolnir
and witness your better.
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Would we be able to
gloss over this part?
'cause...
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(whistles casually)
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Avengers, assemble.
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Fight on, brother!
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Let loose the competition
that burns in you!
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Show us the great
warrior of asgard!
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(both grunting)
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I can't control it!
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Thor!Your lightning!
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(grunts)
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End this!
With pleasure!
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Hulk!
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Way ahead of ya.
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You're welcome.
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(screams)
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What? My breath?
(sniffs)
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Mint?
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Something's
not right.
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Where'd that
bugle reporter go?
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Iron man: What wereyou thinking?
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You just endangeredthe lives of a dozen people.
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And for what?
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An arm-wrestling contest?
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Rage issues.
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What's your excuse?
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Apologies, stark.
Our friendly competition,
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While the asgardian way,
got out of hand...
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Meagan: The famous
asgardian way...
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Tell me, is this the same
"friendly competition"
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That turned your own
brother, loki, into
an outcast?
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Hardly. Loki and Ilived to compete as children.
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I do not know whenthat changed for him.
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Meagan: Maybe it was neveras "friendly" as you thought,
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But hulk, youwere incredible!
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(groans)
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You're a hero!
Come again?
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Aye! We are all heroes!
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You may have lightning,
and a giant block of stone
on a wood stick,
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But you're no hulk.
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Hear that, goldilocks?
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Not hulk.
(growls)
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(screams)
power down, thor!
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This isn't the place.
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Hulk, stop taunting him.
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Just playing.
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Hulk! You dare?
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(grunts)
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(all screaming)
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Thor: Take heed!
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I am no fool, hulk!
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But what I am
is mightier!
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Show me.
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You guys, knock it off.
This isn't asgard.
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Your constant competition
puts people at risk
and has got to stop.
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The only way
for it to stop
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Is to finally answer
the question
on everyone's mind.
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"who's stronger,
thor or hulk?"
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Is she trying to destroy
new york, or what?
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These warriors
are bent on battle.
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If there was only a place
that they could pursue
the glory of combat
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Without worry of
inflicting damage.
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Does she sound like
someone we know?
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Thor: Agreed,
caster of news.
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Heimdall!
Portal!
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To valhalla.
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Come, hulk!
There are many arenas
for glorious battle in asgard.
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We shall lay claim
to who is the strongest
once and for all!
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Lead the way.
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(laughs wickedly)
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And there we are.
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Now, hawkeye.
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It's simply precious seeing
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Your rodent wheel excuses
for brains spin endlessly.
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Loki, what did you do
with hulk and thor?
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Oh, they're on
a one-way trip
to the afterlife.
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After all,
only the strongest
belong in valhalla.
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Let's see how mighty you are
without your mightiest!
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So, are we talking
valhalla, as in...
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As in where asgardian
warriors go when
they fall in battle
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And don't come back.
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(yawns)
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(swords clinking)
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Greetings, hela,
queen of valhalla.
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And here I thought my day
couldn't get any less
interesting.
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You once told me
of dreams, aspirations
to behold
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The greatest spectacle
to ever grace this realm.
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Time's long since passed.
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And what if I brought
such a spectacle?
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Speak plainly, loki.
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Outside battle earth's
two greatest warriors.
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They compete for
the right to claim
the mantle of strongest.
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Friend hulk,
something is amiss.
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No, you're losing.
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This is not a place
in asgard that I recognize.
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Don't care.
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Beast!
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(roars)
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Marvelous, no?
Incredible.
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How would you like
to see the winner
battle for eternity?
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But what do you seek
for this display?
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You have something I lack
and hope to borrow
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For but a moment.
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Told you.
Capes? Stupid.
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Says the animal
in torn bottoms.
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(groans)
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Puny illusion.
Where are we?
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Odin's beard!
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Valhalla.
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Heimdall!
Portal!
Ala-kazam?
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo?
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(groans)
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Hey, whiz-kid,
find me a portal,
would ya?
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(all exclaiming)
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Uh, like that one?
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Something tells me
this isn't just
a renaissance fair.
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Come, avengers.
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For loki, king of earth,
has declared war upon you.
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King? Looks like
we didn't get that memo.
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I thought valhalla
was supposed to be
full of great warriors?
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These guys seem
pretty dead to me, huh?
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As dead as that joke.
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Head in the game,
soldier. (grunts)
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It really saddens me
you don't see the humor
in what you just did.
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What makes you
think I don't?
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Enough with the jokes!
Cut this off at the source.
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Get loki!
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Way ahead of you, tony.
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Dodge this!
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(groans)
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You foul twit!
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(screams)
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Jarvis, we need answers.
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Did you complete the scans
of the asgardian archives?
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Jarvis: Affirmative, sir.According to law,
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Whoever commandsthe hunting horn of hela,queen of the fallen,
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Commands the armyof valhalla.
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So, loki stole
an afterlife army?
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Negative, sir.
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The horn mustbe bestowed.
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He got her to give
him the horn?
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Let's put a quick end
to loki's musical career.
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Our rivalry
must end.
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With our absence,
earth has come
under threat.
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Bored fighting you anyway.
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(both grunt)
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(grunts) smash!
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That is unwise,
one called hulk.
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Every asgardian
have a silly helmet?
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Why have you shackled
us so? We are not
your enemy.
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I grow tired of watching
the remains of once-great men
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Fight and fall
apart at my feet.
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I long for new
entertainment.
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Now, back to the show.
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Not your entertainment!
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(groaning)
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What have you done?
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My death touch, brute.
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Hela! End this
madness, now!
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(sighs) I so rarely
get to have fun.
(snaps fingers)
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(groaning)
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What do you wish of us,
queen of the fallen?
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Nothing more than your quest
for the great answer,
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Who is the strongest?
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Like you and your
brother loki,
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I hunger for competition.
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But this competition
has made earth
vulnerable to attack.
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I know the fire
that burns in you.
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And it was not long ago
that you and loki's
sense of sport
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Would shake the very
foundations of asgard.
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I simply wish to witness
that competition firsthand.
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Loser goes home.
Winner stays.
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We can take her.
Not in her realm.
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She controls this
place absolutely.
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It pains me, but one of us
on earth will do more good
than two in valhalla.
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I will beat you,
so you may return
to the avengers.
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Mmm-hmm.
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You go back!
Hulk strongest!
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Marvelous.
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(roars)
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Such a pathetic display.
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With your two strongest gone,
you barely hold your own.
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(grunts)
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What's the end game
this time, loki?
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Become king of the undead?
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Or maybe introduce
battle horns
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As the next hot
fashion accessory.
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(chuckles)
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Growing up with my brother
was a constant competition,
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Everything a contest,
everything a fight.
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So this is what?
A sibling rivalry thing?
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Rivalry?
I hardly had
a fighting chance.
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I am the son
of a frost giant,
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Odin only took me
into his court
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So his own son
would shine brighter.
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I've finally found
a way to use
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My brother's competitive
nature against him.
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The last laugh,
mine.
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I am the strongest!
I shall stay, beast!
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Save earth, thor!
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(grunts)
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(hela laughs)
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This battle pleases me so.
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Oh, loki, how
you still surprise.
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Loki?
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What hand does
my brother play?
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(blows horn)
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That looks like fun.
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You permit earth
to be attacked with
warriors of valhalla,
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In return for
just one of us?
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A small price to pay
for the greatest warrior.
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Face facts, loki.
Your army's gone.
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You're outgunned.
And outmatched.
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Yet, outwitted?
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(laughs) no.
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(blowing)
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00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,960
Be ready. Feels like
it's coming from below.
255
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,063
If a giant
asgardian monster busts
out of the ground again,
256
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,331
I'm gonna be really mad.
257
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,476
Hawkeye: Well,
looks like falcon's about
to have some anger issues.
258
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:48,987
The problem with you mortals
is that you rarely grasp
the concept "eternal."
259
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,997
I think the mayor's
gonna ask for the keys
to the city back.
260
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,999
(all screaming)
261
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:14,946
Oh, how I love watching
as my new subjects
flee in terror.
262
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,948
Avengers tower.
Onward!
263
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,918
Every king needs a castle.
264
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,054
I forgot how much
he loves to hear himself talk.
265
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,589
Hawkeye: It's all
about pressure points.
266
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,024
I got this!
267
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,498
Man... Never thought
I'd miss hearing
the word "smash."
268
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,066
It's hollow.
269
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,634
Explosions do nothing.
270
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,703
We need a
well-placed implosion.
271
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,139
You wouldn't happen
to have something that
could do that, would you?
272
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,941
Never leave
home without it.
273
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,513
(laughs)
274
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,515
This is no time
for laughter.
275
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,451
The contest
must continue,
or else.
276
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,955
My brother has
finally bested me.
277
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,057
You want the
greatest warrior?
278
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,026
Loki is the man
you seek!
279
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,594
I do not see
your meaning.
280
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,229
Yeah, don't get it.
281
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,965
Who has trapped us here,
282
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,600
Using our weakness for
competition in battle?
283
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,336
With a known trickster
in your midst,
284
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:15,406
You mistake
the greatest warrior
as being one of brawn.
285
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:19,711
You are a fool, hela.
Bite your tongue, odinson,
286
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:23,214
Or face the wrath
of valhalla's army!
287
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,417
Look around you.
He left you with nothing.
288
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,653
Who would the victor
of this bout fight?
289
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,757
(groans)
loki!
290
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,059
Want us to get
him for ya?
291
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,704
Black widow:
I need a path.
292
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,342
Sure hope you know
what you're doing.
293
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,117
(grunts)
294
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,693
Tony, I'm going
to set the charges
right above the tibia.
295
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,763
Iron man: Widow,
where are you?
296
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,499
Black widow:
Looks like somewhere
in the medial meniscus.
297
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,136
(falcon screams)
298
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,806
I can't remember
anatomy class, widow.
299
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,341
I don't know
where that is.
300
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,545
Iron man: Just keep
this thing distracted.
301
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,080
(panting)
302
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,051
(beeping)
303
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,658
(grunts)
falcon! Right leg!
304
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,363
(screams)
falcon: Now that
I understood!
305
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,497
Gotcha!
306
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,600
A valiant effort,
307
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,470
But what's dead
cannot be killed!
308
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,139
Black widow:
I hate encores.
309
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,307
(blowing)
310
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,581
Iron man: We got it
immobile, but not
down for the count.
311
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,483
We're gonna need
some serious firepower.
312
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,189
Smash!
Aye!
313
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,526
Now that just feels right.
314
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,463
Be gone! (grunts)
315
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,103
Hela: Loki.
316
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,473
We had a deal!
317
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,109
The greatest warrior
for the horn!
318
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,277
I am a queen
of my word, trickster.
319
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,113
But you go too far.
320
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,418
Uh-uh.
321
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,788
This is a fight for you,
and you alone.
Hulk: Sup?
322
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,692
It matters not!
323
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,861
Stay back.
This is our fight.
324
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,830
(grunts)
325
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,733
(lightning crackles)
326
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,475
(roars)
327
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,416
(both groaning)
328
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,752
Wait, I think I know
what they're doing.
329
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,855
Thor: This might be
your mightiest move
yet, brother...
330
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,625
Turning my known
competitive nature
against me
331
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,693
And showing it
as a weakness.
332
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,763
I see now my nature
has often wronged you.
333
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,767
I seek your forgiveness
and mercy.
334
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,203
Hmm...
No.
335
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:39,844
You ask for mercy?
You've come to
the wrong asgardian!
336
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,383
Both: Yield! Yield!
337
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:49,287
I, loki, have finally
bested the odinson,
338
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:53,291
And you ask
to surrender?
(laughs)
339
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,761
Oh, you truly have
learned little, fool.
340
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,931
Oh, I've learned more
than you know, loki.
341
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,699
Hela: It is decided.
342
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,935
(blowing horn)
343
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,409
Hela: A great
warrior I sought.
344
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,411
And a great warrior
I shall have.
345
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:17,815
Welcome to the life
of eternal battle, loki!
346
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,786
No! No! (shouts)
brother!
347
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,892
Odinson, never again sully
my kingdom with your visage
348
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,894
Until you are meant to.
349
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,967
Good job, guys.
350
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,236
Quick thinking,
letting loki win.
351
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,238
I know it couldn't
have been easy.
352
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,873
Aye, though it pains
me to surrender,
353
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,911
Sacrifice of ego
is sometimes needed
to achieve victory.
354
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,582
And to save the hulk,
who was almost trapped
in valhalla.
355
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:56,287
Hmm... Trapped?
So you're saying
I'm stronger?
356
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,957
That is not what I meant,
you foul-stenched oaf!
357
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,660
(sighs)
here we go again.
358
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,329
Nay, we have learned
much this day.
359
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,265
Loki is not
the brother I chose,
360
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,867
But he is
my brother nonetheless,
361
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,803
While hulk, I gladly
call family.
362
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,339
(growls) enough
with the mush.
363
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,542
Come, brother!
Let us refrain
from destruction,
364
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,512
And instead grab a dog,
forged by flame.
365
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,382
Hulk: A hot dog?
Just one?
366
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,852
Tony stark!
Meagan mclaren,
with the daily bugle.
367
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,021
Any comment on whattook place here today?
368
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,455
All: No comment.
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