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David Smith, Royal Marines Commando, retired.

You call yourself a soldier, boy?

I think you're a

big man.

Your turn, mate.

So now you decide to finally film me, do you?

How you doing, bro?

I'm alright, you know. A little bit nervous, I'm not going to lie, but

excited. I'm excited.

You're making us so proud, bro.

Oh, thanks, man. You know what? I appreciate your support throughout this

thing. You've been so supportive, you really have.

Mate, I just want you to go over there, do what's right for the country.

Yeah, yeah, you know. I want to make you proud.

I want to make the family proud.

Yeah, it's a big thing.

It's a big thing, but I'm confident.

I'm confident.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's coming around so quick, man.

Mate, these months, all that training leading to this.

I know. This is your big moment. Yeah.

And I'm just glad that we've got, you know, this little trip to send me off on

my way, get the family together.

Yes.

That's what we need.

Yeah. A little bit of home video for the fam fam.

Yeah, there we go.

Is that them?

What's going on?

A bit heated.

Sure does.

Shouldn't have your windows open!

Hello Ria. Good to see you cousin.

How you doing Alan, you alright?

I'm good Connor, you good?

Yeah, not too bad. Fresh hair man, very nice.

Yeah, I can see you've got your gear on.

I hope you've got fresh, clean hands holding that device, thank you. Yes,

worry. No mud on the lens this time.

No sticky fingers over here mate.

Don't mind him asking.

Right, do you want to help him throw his shit in the back? Yeah, I've been

London. Take this.

Little wagon.

Oh, nice of you to carry some stuff, Alan.

I've got a bad back. Thanks, Alan.

You're carrying a camera.

It's all you can manage, brother.

Thank you. Important stuff right here.

Right, we're lined it up.

We've got some snacks.

We've got some juice.

We're good to go. Yeah.

Family holiday time!

Dad was in the forces as well, so being shoved from pillar to post all over the

world. Kind of bad habits, especially in the 60s. Lots of drugs.

Good time, fun time.

I was in trouble.

So the best way was... Here we go,

here we go, here we go.

We're on the way.

We're on the road.

Gonna be a long -ass journey.

You guys better have some tune.

Or it is with you in the car, yeah.

We've got the mic taped down. And I'm stuck in the back.

You alright? It's fun, aren't you? Look at you.

Yeah. Alright for some, isn't it?

Cheeky.

Oh, how's that Mary doing?

Yeah, great. Yeah, mum's alright, isn't she?

Yeah, she's alright. She's keeping on keeping on. Yeah?

Nice one.

I haven't seen her in a while.

Yeah, yeah. I bet.

How's Aunty Jane doing?

Oh, yeah. You know how she is. New hobby every week.

Guess what she's got into this week? Go on.

Bloody knitting. What? She won't stop banning on about it. What? She's trying

get me on it as well. Knitting. Oh, I see.

How do you go from gardening to knitting? I know.

Yeah. At least she won't hurt herself so easily.

Mate,

I got a banging fucking scar from her though, so it's all good reason for it,

innit? Damn.

Lucky news.

Yeah.

Suit me like a fucking T.

Yeah. Next time you'll get a nice funny hat to go with it.

Yeah.

I'm not taking that to the war with me.

Yeah, I might give you a whack, won't I? Honestly.

They'll send me straight back.

Really? Target on yourself.

This thing's ridiculous, isn't it? Is it?

Ah, you're all out of focus.

There we go.

You just need to get used to the camera. You're obviously not used to handling

equipment like that, are you? Oh, no, that's your speciality, isn't it? You've

got to throw it in the front. Yeah.

Yep, but it's my turn to play with the camera.

Focus on me. The more attractive of the family, you know? The best looking. Oh,

here we go.

Here we go.

I've got the best teens in the team for you. You know how it is.

Youngest, best looking.

What can I say? Most arrogant.

Mate,

come on. You didn't cry your eyes out with the troll.

Why would I cry over that?

Strangling. Oh, come on. Only a pussy would cry at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, the monsters didn't fucking... Look at you with all the tissues on

standby crying over that. They're like a three -headed bulldog. You're supposed

to be a grown man.

Crying over that?

Come on.

I just know my emotions. I know my emotions.

I'm a human being, mate.

I'm a human being. I've got a status now. I've gone off to the war.

Meanwhile, my brother's crying over a fucking goblin.

It's a hard scene, mate. It's a hard scene to go through.

Right, you know what? Harry Potter has emotions.

You know, that makes you cry, right?

Mate, mate.

Seriously, mate.

Most people would agree with me.

I filmed the stars a bunch of what?

School kids?

You're going against school kids against Ian McKellen.

Shakespeare quality acting, mate. Look at the age of them. They've got talent.

Pure talent.

Oh, Jesus Christ. See Dobby as well. He loves Dobbs. Oh, don't even get me

started with that little fucking hell. He ain't no Gollum, is he?

Gollum. And he surfaced and does an Oscar for that.

Where have we got next? Two Towers?

Mate. Harry Potter's going to be a franchise, honestly.

They're going to make every movie of the book. They've both got their merits,

yeah. Look, Lord of the Rings, incredible actors, top level, like you

Alan. Ian McKellen, what a legend.

Holds a place like dear in my heart. But, Steve, you're on the money as well.

Harry Potter, like, it's accessible. It's a whole new world.

Thank you. You're such a sensitive... Thank you. I'm not sensitive. They're

both basically the same.

See? Oh.

He's Mr.

Logical. We're going to listen to him now, are we?

Okay. How about we just, you know, call it a draw. They're both pretty shit.

There's more to film than blockbuster and fantasy, okay, guys? It's broad,

broaden your minds a bit. Watch them like, I don't know, Art House or an

independent film, maybe.

Maybe a little Japanese anime with a little girl who's sad.

Typical students.

Sandra Willick, National Treasure.

Oh,

wow.

It looks well out. You'll love this, Ria.

You're typical.

Love what?

I've got a camera, like, on close, on the wind mirror, and you're in it. It

looks well good.

Like here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well done. I'm sure it's a fantastic shot. They'd love it in primary sort of

years.

All right, all right. No need to be a bitch.

Oh!

Wow. There's to your shot.

Here we go. Get a bit heated in the car.

Bring back the family feud.

I was just about to ask her if she wants to swap places, but I think I'll leave

that one. Yeah, I think not. Thank you.

Well, you don't want to spend a bit of time in the back with Alan?

I'd rather stay in the back with you. Thank you.

Well, I'd rather stay in the back with my brother, to be honest with you. Well,

nobody asked you.

Oh, here we go.

I'm not always batshy on this.

So I transferred out of the commandos and decided I was being the liaison to

some other units, which meant I was right inside Iraq.

Fantastic, lovely images of all those burning oil wells.

Made for dramatic pictures. You see US fighter jets going, flying over these

burning oil wells. It was a disaster.

That as well as all the... Okay, now we've got a minute.

Can we just carry on with our conversation from earlier?

Vis -a -vis Steve.

Vis -a -vis he can't go, right?

We don't want him to go. He shouldn't go. He shouldn't have to go.

No, he shouldn't. Like, we both agree that it's a pointless war.

Well, exactly that. Like, he's just being sent off to death, basically.

can't... But he's committed to it. This is what Steve wants to do.

And... Look at him. We've got to support him, you know? I know, it's just... I

know it's a little cuz, but...

It's going to be the last time we see him properly, you know? Like, he might

come back. It's just, I don't think he should go. I know that you agree with me

as well, so.

Well, yeah, but at the same time, this is what Steve wants to do.

He wants to go.

And although I don't agree, I respect it.

Yeah. It's just not fair, is it?

Yeah, look, I know. Look, should we be having this conversation on camera?

Oh. Who do you think edits all of this? It doesn't matter. You can say what we

like. Who's over there, man? Yeah, Alan doesn't know what he's doing, does he?

Some shit football.

Yeah?

Come on.

Yeah, all right. Let me just saw the shot.

There we go.

Okay.

Let the side down.

That was offside, man. That was offside.

Loved being in the Marines.

Loved doing it. It was fantastic.

But they tell you to go to places you don't particularly want to go.

But you don't go for them.

You go for your brothers. You go for your friends.

The people that are with you all the time.

You are helping them. You are defending them. You are putting them out of a mud

hole under fire.

And all the other stuff is raining hell on you.

That's the best part.

Seriously. I was only two.

But you shouldn't have been stealing our sneaky drinkies, should you?

You know what I was doing. I was a kid.

You've only been at that age, don't you? I wasn't self -aware.

You knew what you were doing. You grabbed that mic and you were like...

You never let that go.

Never let it go, seriously.

You're going to haunt me for the rest of my days now.

It's all right. You just started early.

We were all fine.

At least you didn't quit your day job to become a singer.

No, you can't be good at everything, you know.

I'm like two years old as well.

I don't have a voice of that age, are you? I might have been better off going

through the system, coming out the other side, but I saw a lot of stuff.

You know what they say about poor workmen, right?

Yeah, right.

And you know what they say about drunk two -year -olds.

Honestly. I swear.

Please, please, don't let that get out. That was the highlight of Christmas,

though. That was... the highlight, the cherry on top of the Christmas purge.

It's not the same Christmas until Fred pissed himself.

No, no, no, no, no.

That was the year before, man.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that was when, like, he was trying to do that rendition of

that song.

And he starts singing, and then... Oh, man, his belt starts coming down.

Yeah. And then he starts pissing himself.

He still didn't realise.

That's the bit that got me. He didn't know.

I don't know whether he just thought, fuck it, I'll carry on going.

Sounds like I missed out on something.

You stole the show the year after. Yeah, there we go.

Wasn't he like three bottles fixed?

Well, he normally is at Christmas. Everyone's normally in purchase. I mean,

yeah, by that time in the evening, yeah.

Looks like I've got some competition going on.

Well, that's our family, eh?

Maybe.

Sorry, we'll get a drink and talk about it later.

Made a lot of good friends.

Became family.

Replaced a family I never really had in the first place. But, yeah.

You're always being sent into war zones for places that you can't, that they

can't fight, the politicians.

It's not like it's in danger, is it?

You'll be tinkering with engines all the time, like it does.

Not that I'm putting him down for it. He's done all right, but he's an

isn't he?

Still in a war zone, though.

He's not a combat operative, though, is he? He's not fighting like we did.

Oh, here we go.

Are you having a go at getting that, yeah?

See your arm when you're over there, do you?

Yeah.

Half of that might calm you down.

All right, then.

Who's there for crit now?

Yeah, we've you had, uh...

You've seen what I saw.

I've probably told it to you once.

Other people might not have heard it.

We've all heard it, but do go on. Anyway, the second time, you saw all the

and the guts everywhere, shit, all their innards coming out. Yeah, right, then

you know, don't you?

Yeah, not thinking with cars and stuff, fucking... Well, he does tanks and

stuff, innit, whatever he does. I don't know what he does, do I?

It's that kind of stuff, innit? Engineering.

Engineers, whatever it is.

It's not infantry, is it?

Jesus, look at him.

Is he going to go, Ben?

Every time he drinks.

It's like watching an animal.

Oh!

I don't know.

Sounds like Royal Britannia.

The animal thinks he's by himself, but he gets more confident

as he goes.

He's unaware that he's wearing half of his beverage down his shaft, but he

carries on. Oh,

Fred, you fucking love it.

He's out cold. Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Go, go, go. Get him, get him.

Wake up, Sergeant.

Oh, he's angry.

Bloody hell. Look at these sights.

Yeah, I'm going to miss this.

I'm going to miss this, Alan.

Oh, yeah. You're going to be in the sandy dunes.

Yeah, not long to go, man.

Making the most out of this while I can.

Doing the right thing, though, man. And that's the most important thing.

Yeah. After what happened at 9 -11?

We can't be standing by that.

We've got to make our fucking impact on it. Our family name, you represent that.

Yeah, you know it. That's why I'm doing this for us, man. Doing it for our

family and doing it for our country.

To be honest with you, I'm kind of shocked that Blair even did it.

You know, being that he's one of those Labour boys, they're not exactly known

for jumping at wars.

But no, information's there, truth's there. You saw it.

Yeah, I did. You saw about the fucking, those Iraqi soldiers killing those

little Kuwaiti kids.

Nah, not having it.

I'm going for it, man.

I'm doing this. And there's no backing out now.

No one's going to stop me.

Yeah, you put your body on the line. That's how it works, mate.

Yeah. You know, people are going to try and stop me. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm

doing this.

I know why I'm doing this.

Exactly. Make sure Ria doesn't get in your head.

Now, I love her. She's family and everything.

But she's got a little bit of that hippie in her.

Yeah. Too right she does.

Probably that Aunt Margaret, you know?

That Mary Jane.

Yeah.

No, Maria, she'll probably have a word with me or two later on.

Oh, she definitely will. She definitely will.

But honestly, mate, like, you've got the facts. We've got the facts.

Yeah, man.

Just, you know, going to be away from home for a while, but I know what I'm

doing is the right thing.

I'm going to miss you, man.

I don't think you even know how much I'm going to miss you.

I'm the old brother.

I'm going to miss this, bro.

Who's going to watch the game with me?

Who's going to watch the match?

Who's going to take the piss out of you?

Well, I don't think that's going to be a problem, but, you know, someone's

always out there to take the piss. Yeah.

We're the tip of the spear. We go in.

We have to clear it all out.

Nah.

Didn't do me any good in the long run. Connor, take camera. Yeah, alright.

Alright, everyone.

Pay some fucking respects.

Look at it, that beautiful invention.

Alright, let's have a can.

Nice. You can always count on him for a beer.

See?

Cheers.

It's the same shit, different decade.

That's all it is.

They may get Saddam this time.

They may find him.

But it's just because some jumped -up little oink in a tailored flight suit

stands on the bridge of a fucking aircraft carrier saying, Mission

Bullshit. It's not mission accomplished.

It's all a get.

Oh, bless.

I'm getting all right with this thing, you know.

Yeah? Yeah, it's going to be good for when I take it on holiday to Tenerife.

On holiday?

Yeah. When were you taking the camera? You can't take the camera. I need the

camera. Yes, I can, because Dad said I can.

No, you can't.

When? What do you mean, when? When? When did you ask him? When was his range?

Because it couldn't have been...

Yeah, he wouldn't have arranged it like that.

Three weeks ago, when I booked the tickets.

Favoritism. I can't believe this.

He knows that I need the camera. Like, I need it more than you do for your

little land holiday.

Excuse me, we're not lads.

Well, you're clearly not going with a female, are you?

Well, no.

Loser.

I'm speaking to Dad, though, so just don't make plans about it. Like, you can

get good using it or whatever, but... Okay, but you know what Dad's like.

Once he says something, it's set in stone. What?

Go, Ria.

I see what you were smoking.

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.

Respectable.

Club,

a bit further.

Well,

you know Rio.

No respects.

No respects.

They're never going to find any weapons of mass destruction out there. They're

never going to find it. It's an excuse. It's an excuse to spend money.

That's all it is.

This is fucking out here somewhere.

Coincidence.

Coincidence. It's just one of those things.

There's loads of shit in there.

Potholes. Dying inside.

I've driven over potholes before. That is not fucking potholes.

I'm just saying, like, this is weird, right?

All of this stuff happening today.

It's hot, man.

It's hot.

We kicked him out of the car.

Like, that means... Oh, come on. Stop winding yourselves up. Like, it's just a

shit situation.

it first.

Oh, that's how it goes. Yeah, yeah, that's how it goes.

That's how it goes.

That's how it goes, right?

Okay, look, he's got a point. I don't want anything else to happen to the car.

don't agree with that one. Come on, come on.

Hold on, you know it makes sense.

Don't take too long, alright?

And the battery, we kind of need that.

Oh, yeah.

You've got your project, don't you?

What's that about? Was it Iraq War?

Yes, you know exactly what it's all about.

Oh, do I?

What perspective is that, then?

You know my perspective on the war.

Don't be stupid.

Oh, I don't think we do. Do we know?

Talking of, what do you think of that, Ria?

We don't have to talk about this now, come on. Oh, we do. We've got a long

journey, plenty of time to talk about it. Oh, come on, guys.

All right, I'll turn the camera off, and then we can talk.

All right, fair deal, fair deal.

I'm Paul Potter.

I'm MP for Eagleton, North Yorkshire.

I have been so since 1982, and I voted against the... No!

Stop overreacting. You know exactly what you're doing right now. Alan, stop it.

Just stop overreacting, okay? Just put that out of my face. No WMT.

Somehow.

Stay near fire, please.

Don't go far. Rio, be careful.

How you doing, mate?

Well, I'm going to lie to you. I'm feeling a little bit nervous, man.

Don't worry.

Every soldier's been nervous.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

It's just dawning on me, man. This is happening. This is actually happening.

going soon.

Right, man. It's just not going to be the same, you know?

Doing all this together.

I won't be able to speak to you guys as much. It's just not going to be the

same. Mate, I can jump on that telephone whenever you need me. They've still got

telephones out there. Yeah.

I can always count on you for that, man.

Write you letters.

Give an email here and there.

It's going to have to be someone else taking the piss out of you now, isn't

Who's going to be doing that anymore?

I'm sure there's plenty of contenders.

Yeah, definitely.

It's probably not helping though with, you know, our rears being.

That can't help with how you're feeling.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

But, you know, that's just how it goes.

How you doing, Connor?

Yeah, not bad, mate. You?

Yeah, alright, alright.

Just having a little conversation about me going to war.

But, you know, I always carry around a new set of my nerves.

It's all done already.

How's the little hippie doing?

Yeah, I've tried calming her down the best I could, but yeah, I've just left

alone for a little bit so she can, you know, have a smoke and reset.

Always smoking.

Yeah, well, you know what it's like, you know, situations like this, they make

me feel tense, especially when it's opposing views at opposite ends of the

spectrum that are so passionately conveyed.

Well, I don't think she should be sharing her views.

When my little brother is leaving.

I think it's like the wrong sort of place.

And maybe she should keep her mouth shut a bit. Oh, dude, Al, come on.

No, seriously.

Like, we're family, man.

Like, we don't need the kind of, like, separatist kind of vibe, if you like.

Look, Steve, you agree, don't you?

You agree that maybe she's a little bit unfair and maybe he's trying to do

something for his country?

Make us proud?

We're not saying anything against that. Like I said before, I

respect your choice.

But Rhea's worried.

You know how much she loves Steve?

We all love each other, mate, but sometimes we've got to do what's right.

exactly, but in that same sense, we need to understand where each other are

coming from and maybe not bite as much when opposing things come up. I get that

sometimes she can be...

Fucking intolerable.

I get that. Trust me. She's my sister.

I've dealt with this for a long, long time now.

But at the same time, I understand that it's coming from a place of genuine love

and care.

And I'm not saying that you don't love and care for Steve. I know you do. I

you do. And I know how passionate you are about Queen and Country.

Mate, Steve's full of anxiety.

We've just been talking about it. He's all nervous and shit. And her fucking

attitude ain't helping no one.

Right, but at the same time, having those back and forth where things get a

heated and everything probably isn't going to help Steve feel... She needs to

know her place sometimes, if I'm honest.

Okay, right, but in the... At the same time, in the nicest way possible, mate,

so do you.

I'm just thinking of Steve.

That's what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about my brother. That is the

thing I'm worrying about right now.

Look, I don't, like... I've got to say, I just want us to all get along. Like,

this is my last trip, right? All of us together before I go. I don't want none

of this confrontation, this conflict. I don't want none of that.

Please, I just... I think you can be a bit more, you know, tame on her. Because

look what's happened. She's not even here at the moment. She's off having a

smoke, right? She's not even around.

She'd be upset.

I could have just had to go and calm her down.

I don't want none of that. I just want us to all get along.

Okay? Please.

All right, mate. All right.

Thank you.

All right, all right.

Thanks, man.

Is she going to be too long, though?

Oh, I don't think so, no.

Let me go check.

We are!

Thanks, Alan. I appreciate that, I do.

It's all right, mate.

Family, after all.

Family stick together. It's family.

It's family.

War. If it's justified, OK, go for it. I did my national service, you know.

I've seen the remnants of war.

So, I would say that if it's justified, go for it. But otherwise, leave it

alone. Don't follow others.

What a loser. Look at him. We should get him.

Yeah? Come on, guys. Really?

Yeah, come on.

Have you guys literally never seen a horror movie before?

It's fine. Let's see.

Where are you heading?

We're heading down this way for a little bit.

Where are you heading?

That's perfect for me. I'm just around the corner.

Alright, I guess we're going in. Hop on in.

How you doing?

Yeah, I'm alright, thank you.

Good morning.

That doesn't matter.

Okay.

Alright.

That's that.

Onwards.

What's this camera about?

Well, my bro is off to war to fight for our country.

We'll give him a little video to say goodbye.

Well, thank you for your service.

My pleasure.

It's an honour to serve my country.

I fought in the war.

Oh, really?

Yep. The Gulf.

Wow, man of experience.

Mate, hats off to you. You know, I would have done the same, but, you know, look

at me.

You'd have done the same, would you?

Yeah. Would you?

Instantly. You think so?

Yeah. You think you're fucking tough enough?

Yeah.

I'm just messing with you.

Look on your face, mate.

He was shitting himself back in.

He usually only gets that from us.

Hey, we picked up the right person.

Yeah, it seems like it.

How long did you surf for?

Ugh!

Too young for the Second World War and too old for the Falklands War.

But we did a bit of mock combat when I was doing my national service.

Isn't this place the cabin?

What, Uncle Fred? Yeah.

I do remember that cabin, right? I absolutely loved that place. That was

my favourite holidays. Every summer, get the kayaks out.

Yeah, that river.

Like, how? How did that river... It's so pristine.

Oh, my God. It's tranquil at all times.

So beautiful.

All right, for a minute.

Hmm?

All right, for a minute.

A cabin in the woods? Sounds fancy.

Oh, it's our uncle's, though.

Yeah?

Bit of money in the family, then, eh?

I wouldn't say money.

I mean, I don't think Uncle Fred was going hungry by any means, but... Wasn't

high roller.

No.

Tell you what, I never had anything like that.

Fought a war for this country and I didn't get nothing like that.

Right.

Holiday home, mate, you know.

I think, didn't Fred?

But wasn't it, erm, Falkland?

Yeah. Yeah, Uncle Reg, yeah, yeah, he was there.

Yeah, he worked hard and, you know, bought the Falkland, didn't he?

And to be fair, he did build the cabin himself, so.

Yeah.

Can I stay?

I don't think he owns it anymore, does he?

You're laughing at me. No, no, no. You're laughing at me. No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, it's been a long time.

Yeah.

So we're all here for one person, and that's Stevie Boyer.

It's me.

Yes.

Oh, Stevie.

Yeah.

So you're saying you were, like, by the road?

Did you work around here or anything?

Yeah.

So that's what you were doing?

What, you were just hanging around the woods?

Work. Yeah.

What do you work as?

Bit of a personal question, isn't it?

Guess so.

Guess so.

I mean, you're trying to find out information about our family.

Sorry, what was that?

Why don't you tell me more about your fancy cabin, eh?

It's not that personal, you know.

It's not our cabin, and it's not that fancy.

Fancy new car, though, eh?

Fancy new car, though, eh?

Yeah, yeah, I injured my leg a while back, and I got a bit of money out of

Ah, right.

Didn't work for it, then.

I put a lot of work in, actually, and it was...

It's a real lovely car though, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

No doubt about that.

Still consider myself very lucky. You've done well for yourself, haven't you?

Yeah.

What were you saying?

I was saying, how long were you waiting there for? Not long.

I had business down there.

Pretty lucky.

Yeah.

Thanks for the battery.

Winners or losers.

In fact...

I'd go as far to say everybody's a loser in...

How are you feeling?

Yeah?

I

have

no problem with that.

I have a problem with the party and the stance that they've taken, but I have no

problem at all.

I'm a Yorkshireman. I'm plain spoken.

I say what I like.

I say what I feel.

And in this case, I'll tell you the truth.

I am against this war.

We have found no evidence. There is no... Guys, I think we're going to miss

sunset. No, we're not. Don't worry. I got us. I got us. I know exactly where

are. We are back on track.

You can always count on Connor. Oh, yeah.

You sure we're not going to miss it?

No, I'm 100 % sure. Don't worry. We got... Where are you going?

We're going to somewhere called The View.

It's basically just like a hill where you get a really good view. I'll tell

what, no, you don't want to go there, right?

That's full of tourists and doggers, right? You want to go to, there's

place, I'll show you, and we come up to it, right?

A much better view, closer than here, you'll get there on time, no worry.

Right, I know exactly where we're going, and I know that we'll be there on time.

Plus, it's kind of like a special place for us. Do you not trust me?

No, of course I trust you. It's just, this place is kind of like, you know,

special to us.

Well, you're going to love this place.

Yeah. What do you reckon, Steve?

I mean, he's dead as an off -bar, so... The sun's going down already. You're

going to miss it if you don't get a move on, mate. It's not that far away. I

mean, it's easier to get to, you know. I just want to see a sunset. I don't care

where we go. Yeah, I mean... Do you know how long it'll take?

Five minutes round the corner, mate.

Yeah? Yeah. I mean, this guy sounds like he knows his stuff.

Why not?

Out of my way.

I'm willing to do it for you guys.

Yeah? For your matey's send -off. Oh, how nice.

How lovely of you.

Get some nice pictures done, is it, that way?

Thanks. There you go.

Get some family pictures together.

Okay. Here we go.

Alan, how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to leave the lights on?

You can't get him to do the work, can you?

Literally.

Alan, for fuck's sake, how many times do I have to tell you not to leave the

lights on?

Who gave you your training, you little pussy, huh?

You call yourself a soldier, boy?

I was against that. I still didn't think that there were enough

evidence to go into it.

I'm unhappy about it.

This one's basically down now. It's just across here, don't worry.

You said you knew this area.

I do.

I'm telling you, it's right across there.

Why don't you use some of your special training?

Special training?

What's wrong with you?

Well, you're an army man. Why do you keep having... You're so passive

-aggressive to me.

Who do you think you are?

Right, mate, son? I fought for the fucking army, all right? I defended you

for your life, all right? I've given you your freedom, so who do you think

you're... speaking to when you say that? I've killed people!

Dude, you need to calm the fuck down, I swear. We've given you a free lift.

Calm the fuck down?

Yeah, calm the fuck down. You're all in line, fucking privates.

You're going to fucking speak to your drill sergeant like this, sonny boy?

Do you think you're going to fucking speak to him?

Enough!

Well.

You get in my car, you won't even tell me your name. And then... You turn on

these two? No, I've had enough.

This is not the army. Get out of my car.

I think it's time for you to leave, buddy.

Thank you for the lift.

You're welcome.

Yeah, see you in a minute.

Fucking ridden.

What a fucking nutcase.

Seriously, did you see him, how he was kicking off? I swear to God. He's still

there. What the fuck, he's not going to let me go there. What does he want now?

Oh my God.

What the fuck does he want?

Now look.

Didn't need to go that way, did it?

Yeah, but I'm really old.

Oh, stay away from me, Angela. I don't want to get eaten by sharks.

I don't. If you get eaten by sharks, I'm never going to live it down.

I can see the headlines now. Small child eaten by sharks. I don't think that

would go down to you.